Circling Back - The Aaron Rodgers Cleanse & DiCaprio's Champagne

Episode Date: February 23, 2022

Whole squad in full attendance after Will’s bout with the invisible enemy. Together they tackle Aaron Rodgers’s recent cleanse, Will’s regretful group text, Leonardo DiCaprio’s champagne, Saudi Phil Mickelson, and This Weekend in Fun. Enjoy. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Purchase a Circling Back Candle: www.vellabox.com/circling-back Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (13:00) The Aaron Rodgers Cleanse (26:50) Will Has A Regrets (35:45) Let’s Talk About Leonardo DiCaprio (47:44) Saudi Phil (57:00) Climber Pummeled with Snow (1:03:45) This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors Vizzy: www.vizzyhardseltzer.com/washed Birddogs: www.birddogs.com (STEAM) Stamps: www.stamps.com (CIRCLINGBACK for 4-week trial, free postage, and digital scale) Earlybird CBD: www.earlybirdcbd.com (STEAM for 20% off) Manscaped: www.manscaped.com (STEAM for 20% off) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, we're back. Circling Back Podcast coming to you live from the Lodge. My name is Will DeFreeze. Of course, today's episode is sponsored by Vizzy, the only hard seltzer with vitamin C and superfruit acerola. To my left, David Roth. Oh man, I just opened my timeline and looks like there's some controversy going down on Twitter. Have you guys seen this? There's a diner on the hill in DC that is taking a position on a controversial debate this is from one cnn's jake tapper uh tell me when this gets weird so we've got sandwiches on the menu you've got a blt 595 grilled cheese 450 egg salad 595 dylan your big egg salad guy love egg salad hot dog three dollars fifty cents is a hot dog

sandwich oh that's a question. God. Answer the fucking question. It's not. No, it's not. Did I just put some sunglasses on that are meant for fishing? Because this is polarizing. What? Fucking Maui Will over here.

Yeah. The meat's got to be flat. I feel like. I'll show you some flat meat. Flat meat. Flat meat. Flat meat. Flat with an L? Like foldable flat meat. Don't show you some flat meat. Flat meat. Flat meat. Flat meat. Flat with an L?

Like foldable flat meat, you know? Don't say foldable flat meat. Why? So you don't think a meatball sub's a sandwich? Because those meatballs do be round. That's a good point. Meatball subs are different, though. Today is a prime meatball sub day in Austin, Texas. You're not wrong.

It's also a prime dank breakfast just down the street day which no one wants to join me on my journey over there. Did you lift weights on an empty stomach again? I had a banana. Okay.

Is that enough? I don't know. Dave, help me. I have an article I've been meaning to send you. I will send it to you. Really? Yeah.

Okay. I'll send it to you via text message. I'm plateauing. I have been for the past 10 years. That's what happens when you get old Is that like edging? It's very unlike edging actually

What would edging in the gym be? Yeah you're edging your fitness Edging in the gym is like You're not fully Completing a rep? Kinda yeah Sure I'm trying to rap anyway i don't know if i would

say that yeah you gotta chill i don't need i don't either but i did move big boy weight this morning it was shoulder day also on this menu a tofu sandwich i'm sure it's not that crazy it just sounds terrible what's your you got beef with tofu. It just sounds terrible. You got beef with tofu, Dave? No, I don't have beef with tofu because let's go vegetarian. There you go. It's weird because a hot dog is definitely not a sandwich. I can't explain it logically very well. What are you supposed to do, though, if you're the menu maker?

Like, just have, like, a standalone hot dog. We also have hot dogs. I don't know. Like, why do they even have to put the word sandwiches up there? Like, this is a pretty straightforward diner, it appears. Why can't you just put, like, sandwiches up there? This is a pretty straightforward diner, it appears. Why can't you just put everything on there? Potentially the weirdest part. Just put lunch.

Is that lettuce and tomato on the hot dog? Yeah, that's a red flag. On this hot dog, they have both lettuce and tomato as if it's a cheeseburger. What the heck? I don't necessarily mind tomato, but lettuce? Okay, okay, okay. Here's what we're doing. Real quick.

I've never seen a hot dog like that. What's your ideal hot dog, dressing and all? Ooh, it's just, it's yellow mustard and sweet relish. David? I like yellow mustard. I like sweet relish. Can I? I like onions.

And if it's there, I like some peppers. Can I also add, I like my buns untoasted. That's an interesting move, but I think that's one that I support. Thank you. I'm me, yellow mustard, chopped white onion. That's all you need. That ain't it, fam. That's all you need.

That ain't it, fam. I think I'm pretty similar to Dylan, except for, like, obviously, I like to eat mine with my hands, Dylan, typically. Yeah. I go no hands. You also chew yours come on dude what don't do that you just you just that's not take one index finger and you inch it close to your mouth we should do coney fridays where we go to sonic and just get the footlong coney's dave holds the hot dog up to his mouth and just pushes the the hot dog into his

mouth and leaves the bun that's kind of a good move. Keeps your hand clean at least. It's just a protein injection. You guys can't make fun of me. It's a germaphobe thing. Do you guys eat anything weird? Have you ever been called out for having a weird food thing? Yeah, all the time.

I don't think so. I don't think I do either. I'm a pretty boring food guy, I think. There's some people that hold their forks like cavemen and stuff. I'll just ask them if i'm alone what at the crib really if no one's watching you're just cavemanning that oh yeah i'll just i'll get dirty with it you're putting the fork down the middle of that that hand maybe i don't know what's this what's like the the

finishing school that they send people to and that's that's what that's what d Dylan called college. Come on, dude. I don't know. I feel like I could have used one of those classes on which fork to use, which plates which. What to do when you're done. Put your fork at the back of the plate. You're not supposed to just push the plate forward. Here's a question.

Or just hold up your debit card until the waiter sees you? Hey. A great John Duda PGP column when he ranked the ways to ask for a check. That is great content. It was good content. When you guys are... So obviously there's different kinds of forks and spoons. There's salad forks versus dinner forks.

Yeah. Are you strictly a dinner fork person? What do you mean? I'm more of a lunch fork guy we had a restaurant or we at home at home like when you're at home and you just made a meal oh yeah let's say you microwave some salmon you need a fork a meal of food you go into your drawer do you pull out the big fork or are you a small fork person because it depends what i'm eating i'm exclusively small fork depends on a. I'm about to out my family. We only have one fork. We have one type of fork, the large fork.

You share one fork? Actually, not only does it depend on what I'm eating, it depends on how many clean ones we have of each variety. If we have seven big forks left and only two small ones and I want a small one, I might go big just to even it out in the drawer. No. If I can get away on spoons, I'm pivoting a little bit to spoons. That's fun.

If I can get away with the tiny spoon, I always will. Just because I like to save the big ones because of real estate and the dishwasher. Well, dude, have you ever eaten yogurt with a big spoon? That's trash. The bites are simply too big. That's trash, yeah. Sometimes if I'm pouring a nice snack bowl of cereal or something, and I'm not eating very much to give me the illusion that I'm eating more than I am, I go with a smaller spoon.

So for that reason, so it takes me longer to eat it. That might be one thing that I do that I didn't realize was weird. I make hefty bowls of cereal. The first time Sally saw me make a bowl of cereal, she was just like, what are you doing? That's half the box. I'm like, yeah, that's what I do. Cereal's great. I love cereal. We've got some at the crib right now. We've got some Honey Nut Cheerios and some milk just sitting there.

Honey Nut Cheerios are goaded. It's just incredible. It's incredible. The roadsman likes snacking on the Honey Nut Cheerios. Chris hasn't gotten there yet. He just holds the Cheerios in his hand and puts a death grip on them. I respect that. Yeah. That one grip strength. Yeah, he does the. He just holds the Cheerios in his hand and puts a death grip on them. I respect that.

Yeah. That one grip strength. Yeah, he does the Arthur meme, but with Cheerios. He put that death grip on my sunglasses the other day, by the way. He ain't afraid, dog. I was not okay with it. He ain't afraid. He almost got these hands.

Dude, he knows his dad's got good hands. The amount of touchdown catches that I have where I can't get the ball off my hand is crazy. Really? Yeah, it just sticks to him. Yeah, I i catch touchdowns he's a real red zone threat i'm a deep threat you're not you're a minor threat pay no mind you're not burning anybody deep dude so over dylan's head so over dylan's head god uh so what's the verdict is a hot dog a sandwich it's not it never will be that's a good segment how many how many podcasts get started how many podcasts get started where

the first episode features the question is a hot dog a sandwich how many dudes out there are like dude dude like we could argue that for like 10 minutes i will go get breakfast with you after this you will yeah let's fucking go it's 11 o'clock in the morning it's no longer breakfast Dude, we could argue that for like 10 minutes. I will go get breakfast with you after this. You will? Yeah. Let's fucking go, Dave. It's 11 o'clock in the morning. It's no longer breakfast, guys. My metabo's just crazy right now.

Just friendship redemption from Davey over there, man. I really appreciate that. No, no, no. This is going to be purely platonic. Well, yeah. I don't plan on hooking up with you. Also business platonic. Okay.

Can we get some official biz out of the way? Yesterday, Randy took to patreon and he hosted a game show that featured us three answering questions listening to clips and trying to identify them maybe some 90s songs dylan that you're really familiar with uh it was an absolute blast i was giggling the entire time we went about 80 minutes it was lit randy threw me one bone which i missed by the way yeah song wise yeah and through dave like seven bones and of course he crushed all of them well because bones are his money yeah i know i know that's that's how i get by so um my family with the bones you know i'm just saying it you

know i don't know what i'm saying i'm complaining i guess you didn't even intro him go over to patreon.com circling back podcast if you want to leave a voicemail for tomorrow's voicemail episodes that uh friday voicemails that drop on thursday 888-618-4422 you can intro me rate and review the podcast please we're almost 10 minutes you got before 10 minutes hit we have 20 seconds left before that hits please intro me ladies and gentlemen the finishing school cum laude finishing school graduate dylan chivery wow just just in the nick of time hey man happy to be here is it really exciting laude they need to change that lat or whatever. Well, not everyone who hears that word immediately goes dirty with it, Dave. No, but most people do.

Most people do. Most people do. Have you ever been? They assume that if you reach that status, cum laude, they assume that you're mature enough to not laugh at it. Yeah, we were not cum laude. Your boy could not be less cum laude. What's the other one?

Summa? Summa cum laude? It's like extra Suma Suma Suma tuma tires And they gotta be rug flat Right

I don't know what you're talking about I think that's a Manny Fresh line Yeah I don't know who that is That's swag You don't know who Manny Fresh is? No Does anybody?

I mean it sounds familiar Jeff gets so disappointed in me when i don't know shit it sounds familiar i just want you to understand me you you know obscure music and musicians and i just i'm just not on the same wave as music is life the rest is just details i love music i just don't like study it i do study it i've achieved cum laude and i know you're summa cum laude it's about to be march which means i have to stop listening to what i want to listen to on spotify and start curating my rap yes exactly it's a bummer dude uh the kids music is gonna really throw off my spotify rap oh i don't i don't even touch the kids music on spotify yeah but

you get a hard pass that's just cute shit yeah but i know but yeah but your end of the year's playlist is gonna suck it's like you get coca melon and part of your playlist or something i mean no that's if they have music this morning i listened to the full baby shark song for the first time and not just the part that says baby shark dude they go on for the entire family there's a grandma shark i'm gonna tell fritz that you can only listen to to a baby shark at parties is there a Zaddy Shark? No, there's not a Zaddy Shark. It's about a family, not about a hot shark guy. That's weird.

It's not about Greg Norman. Or on him later. I get that. The original shark. Let's hear from our friends at Bird Dogs. Stop. Always a great day to put some bird dogs on Whether they're gym shorts, khaki shorts With a built in silky soft underline

That never rides up You know what these things are We keep those things on them They cake Dylan up like no other They keep me fresh on the golf course And in the restaurant scene What do they do for you? What do they do for you dog?

There's restaurant scene pants What are they do for you what do they do for you dog tour there's restaurant scene pants yeah what are you mcguire mormon to freeze restaurant scene yeah what are you doing dog dude when i'm trying like when i get out of the uber x like the paparazzi is just like what are you wearing and i'm like bird dogs baby you just start howling at him yeah we're down yeah like get out of my way, paparazzi. Hoo, hoo. I mean, they're just different these days. They have a fantastic liner. And I'm usually not a liner boy when it comes to these shorts and pants.

They have fantastic, comfortable liners. I love them. Line them, dine them. Then what? Hop on the bike and ride them. The bike, that is. You can wear these on the bike and ride them the bike that is well you can you can wear these on the bike too that's true i have ridden uh the peloton will's peloton in them what what was the damage on that on will's peloton yeah scam i don't know they're like

1800 about oh damn they're not doing well no i walked by their pellet the peloton store at the mall and like kind of looked in i was like no i kind of feel bad for him because like it's pretty positive community they got going on but you know like maybe maybe people just like they put on their bird dogs to go get on the peloton they're like wait i'm kind of feeling frisky i think i'm gonna step out go to discotheca yeah a little too flirty to hop on the peli we got a new we got a new deal from them are you ready for this what go to birddogs.com and a promo code circling and they'll throw in a free bird dogs beanie. Some people call them toques.

Wait, wait. What is a beanie? Are you shitting me? I only know it as a toque. Yeah, it's a toque, Dave. That's birddogs.com, promo code circling, and boom, a free bird dogs beanie slash toque with your pair of bird dogs.

Stay warm and comfortable in your bird dogs, baby. Hopefully the very nice people at Bird Dogs are okay with us going off on Peloton in the middle of their ad read. Yeah, that's okay. They literally stole Lululemon's designer, so I don't think they mind. They should have just hired the designer away, like made them a great offer. Yeah.

Well, the last time I read the copy for Bird Dogs, which I don't even read anymore because I'm the bad boy of ad reads, it just said, say whatever the hell you want. It must be after 10 p.m. when they were writing that copy. Let's talk about Aaronaron rogers real quick everyone's favorite hey that link that you put in there for the story did they delete it they deleted it oh why oh maybe it's not true no that's a that's kind of an important story yeah that's a very important tweet to delete well i i can recap it recap it because I remember the whole cleanse in my head. I bet it still exists as a screenshot on here.

Basically, you just vomit and shit for 12 days straight. That's the cleanse. It's a circling back diet. Right. Because everybody in here has a stomach bug. I'm finding it. I don't care what anyone says. I'm looking for it on the- I've got it.

I have it right here. The Panchakarma cleanse. Panchakarma. Panchakarma. Panchakarma cleanse. Okay, can I read? Yeah. You want to do it?

You want me to do it? Do it. Just read it. Okay, it's a 12-day cleanse. The first three days, it's ghee therapy. You consume butter until you evacuate on both ends what does that mean exactly uh you eat butter until you vomit in shit well it's not butter it's ghee ghee what's the difference you treat your body like an embassy and you brain just a

kind of butter right ghee you guys like your ghee boys no i've only used gee in my optimized coffees. That guy used to make a mean gee coffee. I stick to the gee code. Really? Give me a, hit the laugh track. They used to call me Gee Carbino. Only True Stars fans would like that. They laughed for half a second. I know.

They stopped laughing because they wanted to hear what Dave was saying. After the three days of gee vomiting and shitting yourself, there's one day of therapeutic vomiting which well what was the other one whatever thing when i vomit i prefer to do therapeutically this is therapeutic so is that just where like you have like a like a real nice like um nanny type person like just patting you on the back holding your hair come on you can do it you got it they just treat you like a baby they put you in a big diaper. So the first three days, you're just like getting everything out of your system, basically. And then on day four, the therapeutic vomiting.

I don't know what you're throwing up at that point. Just ghee that's, I don't know. It's just weird. And then day five, one day of laxative therapy. Yeah, now we're talking. Which is anything you have left in your body, which I don't know what's left at that point. Yeah, what is... I don't know.

It's just like... I don't want to speculate. It's just completely clearing out the cysts. This sounds like me before my colonoscopy. And then the next three days... By the way, that is not a fun time. The next three days... Look out, B that is not a fun time. The next three days- Look out, Buster.

Is herb drops and nose. Now, Dylan, you've got a little experience with this. Three days of herb drops and nose. It doesn't say what kind of herb. It doesn't sound that bad. The only herb I know about is the kind I put in my bowl and smoke. Again, Dylan smokes weed, apparently. But as long as it's like real sticky stuff or else I won't touch it. Don't you have a gravity bong? Dave's a stems only guy. He just smokes weed, apparently. But as long as it's like real sticky stuff, or else I won't touch it.

Don't you have a gravity bong? Dave's a stems only guy. He just smokes mid. Correct. Yeah. I don't like to get too high. I just like to inflame my lungs. I don't do a gravity bong because it doesn't hit hard enough for me.

Stop. You hear me? Okay. Last time we were smoking a joint together, you asked me to shotgun you. And then it says George numerous enema days yeah you gotta mix in some enema days

numerous numerous because I don't know why because you've been shitting and vomiting for a week you know what David

say it man I mean after his vaccine takes you know there was a time where Aaron Rodgers was the enema of the state wow What, David? Say it, man. I mean, after his vaccine takes, there was a time where Aaron Rodgers was the enema of the state. Wow. What's his age again?

How does he get that? And I made a much better joke, and I got a little chuckle out of these women. Next thing you know, Aaron's just going to say aliens exist. He's doing more pop punk references, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. It's just all Blink-182 references, dude. You wouldn't get it.

Yeah, they stink. That's why. He's Tom DeLost right now. And then the last stage. That's pretty good. Thank you. That's pretty good. Hey.

Why did you just do the suck it thing? You just got suck it. Yeah. The last stage of the Panchakarma cleanse is yoga and meditation. Seems very reasonable. That's normal. Like there's nothing wrong with that. Do you want my official take?

I don't think he did any of this. Which may be why that tweet has been deleted. Like, I just think that, I think he's one of these people now that just wants to seem cool and different and progressive. But in reality, he probably just sat at home texting with shailene while she was like fuck you did they broke up in the middle of this cleanse you're telling me that when he's trying to

like he got out of this cleanse feeling intense gratitude but while all this was happening he also broke up with his girlfriend no it just didn't happen like that well they had the the political disagreement, right? Okay. Someone, one of them said, I forgot who it was, several weeks ago, a month ago, maybe, that we just agreed to disagree on politics, which is. He's a big convoy guy. I don't know.

I'm just trying to think of what might be a hot button issue that could come between them. But this is. I put weird emphasis on that. you put a lot of emphasis on i don't know why i did that can i read you what what panchakarma treatment is like per like what's the point of it yeah it's a method of cleansing the body of all the unwanted waste after lubricating it so it says here so he lubricated his body like the ghee is just to lube everything up like hey just it's just turning it into Hurricane Harbor in there. It's like a water slide.

Exactly. It's the der Stuka inside your vitals. I need to know what gi really is and what's different. Aaron Rodgers has just become the most try-hard human being ever. Does he exist solely to troll? It's just terrible and like he posted this long instagram post about how he's like about how thankful he is he shouts out shailene who just you know is is on to bigger and better things and like who's she been linked with i don't know

have you checked umwa i'm gonna get some tea check umwa okay so gi since you guys clearly don't know what it is that you've been eating um ghee is clarified butter aka butter that has been simmered and strained to remove all water so you can take it for your allergies as well wait why uh a reference to clara as in claretin look i don't know man that was a stretch i'm I'm volume shooting. I'm listening for the laugh. I'm trying to get people to... I want people to ask for me to be removed from the show. Basically a higher concentrated butter, right?

I don't think I've ever actually acquired ghee for myself. He's a big ghee boy. Will's a big ghee boy. No, I've only had it at their place. You got to be careful, man. It's like $14 a fucking thing. It's crazy. That's a lot for butter.

I'm out of ghee. I think I told Sally, like, hey, we're done with ghee. You know what? We're financially sinking. I'm going to stick to butter, honestly. honestly yeah there's nothing wrong with some butter carry gold unsalted let's ride we'll butter my coffee there are two different places in austin that offer the poncha karma cleanse what are they called should we go uh narayana ayurveda academy for sure and the Rosewood Acupuncture And Ayurveda

LLC Okay It's a limited liability Company Can we take 12 days off And do this? I've been trying I've been trying to get

The whole squad to do Like a month long Sabbatical Not together Just we all go do Our own thing Why doesn't he just do Ayahuasca like

Like a fucking Cool person Yeah Like Morgan Hoffman Go do an Ayahuasca ceremony like a fucking cool person yeah like morgan hoffman go do an ayahuasca ceremony you get the same thing well it seems like what no there's no hallucinating in this one i bet there's a point when you're evacuating from both ends that you hallucinate a little bit it's the medical staff i guess it doesn't matter because he's not going to be a green bay packer

anymore but like the medical staff of whatever team he's about to join it's just like dude why are you doing this to us just stop are you breaking news he's gonna look all emaciated and shit going he already he looks like it doesn't look great fuck him he looked no not only it doesn't not look great he looks like shit it's because he refuses he refuses to go into great clips and get and get the free neck trim just just clean up the neck. Did you see the video of him accepting his MVP award the other night? No. He looked like absolute hell. His hair looks like somebody who doesn't realize

that shampoo and conditioner are two different things and he ran out of shampoo and he's just been using conditioner for like two months. It's so greasy. It's like perfectly straight. It's just gross. It is gross. He looks like hell. I'm out on and rogers he stinks he does a good football though he's a gifted he's a gift to throw over the football

damn dude you got just people coming at your neck right now don't even memeing you into oblivion don't show which one did i miss i don't know he's you're playing scared right now oh come on the the one that's was posted less than a minute ago yeah you want to read it for the people at home it says bae runs my life that's not true i run my life does bae rule everything around you didn't she throw out your uh she is she is the queen of the castle she threw out your khaki shorts is everyone pouring some out for dylan's polos from 2002 she threw out more than just my polos. She did a cleanse.

So this was like the second round of the closet cleanse. Yeah, the Panchakarma closet cleanse. The first round, she got rid of like half of my clothing. This was like 15%. Did that feel good though? I mean, it's stuff that I don't wear. It needed to happen. But some of them was like, I might wear this at one point she was like you're not didn't you say that you could have donated it but instead you just threw it away i did donate it i heard the trash can goodwill i

heard you set it on fire in your backyard goodwill roast some hot dogs over it like that's totally reckless i agree that's what i thought when you did it i was like he doesn't even have turf out there like he could set his entire lawn on fire. I need to get the name of the trees that line your fence. Because I want to add some trees to my backyard. And this is probably off podcast conversation. But I just am very curious because they look good. I have an answer for you.

They are magnolia trees. That must be nice. You should just steal them. Please don't steal my trees. You come out there and I'm just... That was a steel magnolias joke. Please don't steal my trees. You come out there and I'm just... That was a Steel Magnolias joke. Please don't steal them. Oh, okay.

Oh, I got it. We were just... We were forcing references today. That was good, though. It's my fault. That was a good one. Mine wasn't. I'll acknowledge it.

No, you've had some good ones, though. I'm batting about 500 today. No, your backyard... I do like your backyard. I like those trees. Thanks, Dave. Appreciate you, man. And the way your grass has come out of its dormant stage is just really impressive i noticed that did you lay down any nitrogen or whatever comes in that sunday stuff

sponsor sunday right i'm familiar well how many magnolia trees do you have i think there are five back there damn five or six what like what's the damage on like something like that i just they were they were there when the house was purchased so i didn't i didn't actually acquire so it's loved into the cost of the house yeah remember that tree fell on my condenser yeah the it condensed the whole thing they brought out they they condented it um seriously though the guy took the rest of the tree out this morning. And so now I'm treeless right there. And I'm, I'm very scared to go home and see the no tree there.

It's kind of sad. And when I get home and there's no tree, I'm devastated. He's talking about smoking weed. Oh, I thought that was a welcome to Wilmonds button. I got, I got all the too cocky on the board i'm gonna take a step back for a few minutes have you uh peeped the new board i'm scared of it honestly i mean randy does still uh own about 60 of the real estate storage but there's some new additions to the board i think people are really into i don't even know how to operate

that damn thing it's one of the easiest things you could do. Put some tracks on there for me, dog. Don't worry about it, dude. You have the Seinfeld one. Hit it for me? Have you ever sat at the board and done a pod? Yeah. But I kept it very simple.

I just hit the record button. Can I talk about something real quick down you didn't trick it up you didn't season it no i did something last night that i'm not proud of you guys ready for this oh shit what'd you do gee i didn't do any gee lubed up your ends all right go do you evacuate from both ends no i did something last night that i'm not proud of i've never done this before and it was kind of a shot in the dark and and i'll never do it again based on how the results panned out but last night i did something depressing i was trying to watch a movie last night and the only place you could watch it for free was on showtime and i hit up i hit up the entire squad uh you know the three

of us in here intern klein big game brett and i was like anyone got a showtime link for me like i'm trying to i'm trying to ride with this. And I thought, you know what? We're all, we're all pretty tight. Should hit up hashtag Chad. And guess what?

No, he's too busy coming for our necks. What's any too busy having a baby last night today? Oh, he missed. I think it's going to be 22, 22. It's tough.

Yeah. It's tough. I'm still, even though he went after us like that, I'm still happy for him. Well, not only i didn't get responses from two people and then the two responses i did get from the two people sitting

next to me right now we're not pretty i responded very late yeah i didn't even want to watch the movie at that point i i realized that i was too late i almost didn't say anything but i didn't want to leave you hanging you know it's cool dude i just watched a little love is blind like is that a segment so because you know a listener is going to hit you with the show time no to be honest i don't i don't know if i want to do that like i would i wouldn't feel bad muddying the waters of one of your cues but i would feel i'd feel weird doing that with somebody else's cue i want to talk love is blind with you at some point we talked about it yesterday for like 10 minutes i know but like on the pod i mean it's just the most ridiculous show of all time yeah the the premise of it is stupid yeah the

timeline of it is the most jarring thing i've ever witnessed yep and i don't like it and i will not be finishing it nope can you not do a free trial of showtime you can but you know how those free trials be oh yeah check out true bill like they they turn from free to not free yeah it's a seven day free trial and as someone who's i'm just trying to watch slow west you need to watch the oliver stone jfk doc on there i can't because i don't have it so and i pay for too many streaming services at this point also what in uh what percent of streaming services that you are logged into do you pay for versus you leech off of somebody else because i think my ratio is too high i think we only leech off one now in, in the past, I used to have a listener's Disney Plus. Like back when Disney Plus first started, but now we have our own.

I might have to take back my New York Times subscription that I gave to you. Allocate that somewhere else. Can you do that? I don't know. I might just have to cancel my own account. Oh, man. Get you canceled. Murder Suey. Yeah. Unnecessary. cancel my own account oh man get you canceled uh murder suey yeah unnecessary i just can't

have dave reading free articles from the new york why it's i i used it on the pod monday all i'm saying is i was hoping for a little bit better performance last night from y'all mine is linked i mean what do you want me to do like start an account just to give you a password that would have been nice i It's a real friend. If I had one, I would have given it to you, dog. I think mine is through Amazon. And I think my Amazon's through my dad's. And I think I'd pay my dad.

What? It's very confusing. I don't know. I may not even pay him. Sorry, dad. I got the text. I mean, speaking of leashing off of our parents, I did get the text this morning that said,

Will, what's your status of getting off the family plan? I need you off by Saturdayurday rough damn rough i don't know what i'm gonna do i've got offers out there from listeners asking if i want to join their family plan i sally's trying to get me to join her family plan just go to just a verizon store and make it happen dog verizon i'm an at&t guy through and through verizon is superior will's got multiple people just rushing him. Like, dude, get in this family plan. You're just getting wine and dine. No one wants you in their family plan.

Everyone's scared of my data, though. I'm the data king. Dude, I'm an unlimited data guy. Can they see what you're watching? I don't know. Like, I can see what you order from Uber Eats. I always operated when I was a kid, when I was on my Nokia. I always thought that my parents would be able to see what my text said.

So I was always a little gun shy on the texts. Because back in the day, they would send you a full report of every text that you sent with timestamps. Do you remember that? I mean, you were probably sending those out by hand. Did it say what the text was? I think you could get that if you really wanted to. No, I think it was just like, we'll send a text at this time to this number. You could get that report if you wanted it.

I don't think that exists anymore. But at one point, you could get actual transcripts. They were disjointed. It wasn't like conversations. It was in sequential order of texts that you sent. So if you were talking to numerous people at once. That's too invasive. A little bit, yeah.

But maybe 15- 15 year old me really didn't need a cell phone at that point i was just texting babes and middle schoolers have phones in school like everybody's got a phone man part of me wants to like wait a long time before parks has a phone to give them access to the internet the other half of me wants to like be able to text him whenever i want that'd be so lit if i was like dude how's like how's school going today you know a lot of texas problem is you can like that is a completely valid thing to want to like you know oh you don't need a phone at this age you'd be going out and playing stickball with the boys or whatever um he's can't you can't have him missing out on group text and stuff it's

like part of it's part of like modern day socializing you always get him a prime kids don't operate like that these days, Dave. They don't have group text, man. They're all on Snapchat doing that shit. I'm sure there are ways to restrict internet access on those phones, but I also don't want to be one of those parents.

Sally does it for me. Okay. And she's out of town? Yeah. She makes sure that she puts on those limits. You guys hear that? Yeah. What is it? Oh, shit.

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Probably, but that's not what we're talking about. He's recently invested in a new eco-friendly champagne, and whenever somebody that's dope does something with champagne there you go whenever someone does something dope with champagne or like just liquor in general i usually hop on it like when cluny started casamigos it was like yeah put that in my mouth now leo's in charge of some eco-friendly champagne i can't see us popping any other bottles in vegas outside of these Is this going to be like, have like the Leo price tag on it? It's going to be unaffordable for the common folk.

One of those. Or is it like a real, like every person champagne? Champagne. I don't know. Can I pull back the curtain and admit something? What? I don't really like Casamigos anymore. Why?

I don't know. It just got to the point where I like other tequilas better that are cheaper. I mean, I got pretty much shamed off the face of the earth when we were in Mexico. I actually didn't even bring up Cosmigos, but the bartender who was doing the tequila tasting was like, stop drinking any celebrity tequilas ever. Honestly, that's probably pretty valid. They're like, they're shitty quality. They're cutting corners left and right.

Stop doing it. Have you had the Kendall Jenner tequila? Fuck no. She's getting sued. Fuck no. Because of the labeling, right? Yeah, from Tequila 512? Yeah.

Is that what it's called? No. Yeah? 512. Yeah. Which is an awesome tequila. Yeah. It's very, very similar branding, packaging.

It's almost identical. Yeah. Identical. Yeah, I get why they might be suing dylan how much do you think a bottle this costs oh i'm gonna say 120 dollars 72 dollars okay the brute rosé is about 89 dollars well you know your boy is a real big rosé guy love it from protecting biodiversity on its land using 100 renewable electricity my zon talmont is determined to radically lower its environmental

footprint i don't like this character leo's proud to join as an investor of champagne talmont i don't like page six will dude i hate that i'm gonna end up buying some of this yeah you are like i'm 100 gonna buy i mean if it's if it's bomb i'll try it the real reason i wanted to bring up leo has nothing to do with his actual champagne it's a news story that we forgot to do last week which was that toby mcguire went out for a night with leonardo dicaprio and leo was wingmanning him which we'll get to in a second and he came up empty-handed what if your wingman is leo and you don't and you go home alone that can you i'm not kidding with like this is a completely serious question if you're picking a famous person to wingman you would you pick anybody else over leo he might be number one wingman status i would absolutely there's a number of people who i'll refute all of them this is i

would go for somebody who is not as handsome but has more personality i'm going like vince vaughn or something no too old he's gonna carry a conversation so if you if you're bombing over there he's gonna save it i don't know i don't know what you think leo can't save a conversation he's just too hot no but he's not that he's not he's not he's getting he's kind of getting into like like when he's hot when he goes to award shows when When he's chilling, doing nothing, he's not a hot guy. Young Thin Leo was an absolute weapon. He's not Young Thin Leo anymore.

And that's just facts, unfortunately. This says, Toby and Leo came to the club together for a boys' night out, a source tells Page Six. It was very clear that Toby was on the prowl and that Leo was his wingman. Leo introduced Toby to three different blondes, but it seems even starring in the latest Spider-man installment doesn't attract the ladies even with

leo's help toby couldn't land a girl the source continues none of them seemed interested when introduced you never want you never want page six to to have this statement about you it was very clear he was on the prowl yeah it's like oh he was just hella horny Yeah He was trying to get laid What was he doing? There's no way Like he Tobey Maguire While he may not be the most relevant currently He's a former A-list actor

You gotta be careful though If your wingman is more desirable than you are Because a young lady might be like That's what I'm saying I want your wingman That's why you go Vince Vaughn No Can't go Vince Vaughn You can't go vince vaughn

you can't even get a word in with vince vaughn you can quote wedding crashers and stuff people think it's hilarious like you your entire bit the entire time that vince vaughn is wingmanning for you is that you're you're talking like owen wilson you just tell him to lock it up and they're like oh that's pretty funny you've seen that movie as well this is the guy from the movie that's crazy we're talking to him you're like walking to the bar with pretty funny. You've seen that movie as well. This is the guy from the movie. That's crazy. We're talking to him. You're like walking to the bar with some girl that Vince just introduced you to. And you're like, Vince, can I get you a drink? He's like, no, I think I'm good.

And you're like, rule number 76, dude. Those guys wrote the rule book, man. It's so sick. So sick. Dude, that was like basically our lot. Dude. Crazy, man. Dude, crazy.

We were just crashing weddings left and right. I feel like it's kind of a shame that like toby mcguire is at the like if you're starring any new spider-man film aren't you kind of assuming that like you're just going to absolutely clean up when you're going out leo this feels like just an unnecessary hit piece like what who did he piss off to where they're like all right we're about to body bag toby mcguire what are the chances this source is someone that Tobey Maguire shot down? Because they were clearly at the club. It's like one of his ex-assistants

where he was like a dick too. He wasn't even at this club. They just made up... They just had old photos that they just sent somewhere and they were like, yeah, he struck out. Got him. Who's the source on this story? Don't worry about it, dude.

How do you know all this happened? You can't burn your source. Well, there are photos. There are photos of them together. Yeah, but, okay, I'm not doubting they were together, but you don't know, like, what happened. It said he was clearly on the prowl. Like, what does that mean?

He was going from, like, from young lady to young lady, just, like, spitting game? When I see clearly on the prowl, I read that as clearly on cocaine. Yeah. Like, he was just hopping table to table, like, hey, what's going on over here hey what's up what's up any guesses on how old leo's current girlfriend is camilla camilla marone 23 oh yeah 24 i mean it's around there yeah 24 okay 24 24 ding ding ding any thoughts on that too young for me how old are you 38

in my mid to early 30s my mid 30s if let's just hypothetically say like Sally leaves me for like some say like Tobey Maguire marries Sally which you couldn't blame her no he's a Spiderman guy like he's A-list for sure let's say like Tobey Maguire marries Sally. Which you couldn't blame her. Yeah. I'm like, you know what?

No, he's a Spider-Man guy. Like he's A-list for sure. Yeah. Oh, come on. Let's say that she goes and marries him and I have to get on Hinge. Oh,

you're talking age range? You're 35. Is that right? I'm 35. Okay. Like what's my age range? I think you go, I think you go down 10 years.

You start at 25. 25. And that's a stretch. I haven't talked to a 25-year-old woman in years. Right. Since I, like, maybe 10 years. That's the bottom, though. Like, it goes up.

But how high are you going? I think I'm going high. Like, are you going to touch 40? Yeah. Really? Oh, I think so. I think so. If I'm going to go 10 down, like, I think I just have to go 10 up.

Cast a wide net. 25 to 45. It doesn't have to be perfect why dude we're in austin like what if what if i get like how old is uh what's your face scott yeah how old's kendra scott why me and tom can be eskimo bros she's the austin girl boss are you trying to and i know how you feel about a girl boss you hate to say i mean yeah she does have like a 14 million dollar mansion down the street. She's doing okay, yeah. Where does she live? T-Town?

Yeah, like if you keep going down where I live, you eventually hit it. I hate that I called it T-Town. Yeah. It sucked. I'm sorry. Can you do a Mick Jagger version of asking? Is she living in T-Town? Emma Stone's moving to T-Town.

So that's who I was thinking of too. Can I get on like Raya or whatever and match with Emma Stone? Maybe. Is Raya real? Is that a thing? Maybe I shouldn't be having this conversation on our literal two year anniversary. Congratulations. Thank you. Thank you Dave. You were the first.

Hypothetical of course. Are you guys going to dinner anywhere? TBD. Any like ideasall going to dinner anywhere? TBD. Any ideas of where you might go? Yeah, we're thinking about doing a nice little Italian John. Really? What's that going to set you back? I don't know.

I mean, when you think about it, each entree is about $24. I'm sure we'll get a nice bottle of wine, maybe in the $60 range. We'll probably spend a couple hundred dollars. Eco-friendly? Only eco-friendly, yeah. It's Talmont. Which one? Chateau Talmont.

What's Italian, John? Sammy's. Okay. Yeah, it was like literally the only thing that had a reservation. We heard of Fazoli's. If you say anything negative about their breadsticks, I will fight you. I've never been there. It's truly, it is at the bottom of all fast

food ever it's worse than captain d's no it's not it's worse than anything you've ever thought no it's always it's so good like you know that the breadsticks are fire when they give them to you and the bottom like bottom third of it is just absolutely drenched in butter that sounds sick randy stop chef's kissing yeah randy's randy is loving this right now Fazoli's talk are you kidding Randy we're doing our weekly Lunch at Fazoli's next week Please do

Don't come back Hey we got a company happy hour coming up When? Oh shit it's going to be in Vegas Oh no I guess we're going to do our happy hour in Vegas So we bring one company card. Dylan, you bring one company card. No one else is allowed to bring a company card to Vegas.

I wish Randy was coming. I put my flights on the company card. This is a company event in my estimation. That's true. We've gotten a lot of content out of it so far. I don't know anything else to say about Leo other than like, if he wants to join us in Vegas to help wingman some of the single guys in Vegas, like he's more than welcome to do that.

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What's our man doing? I normally only like doing Phil stories when they're, you know, talking about his coarse Ethiopian coffee grounds. This is just a man imploding. This is just a man flying directly into the sun. Okay. I haven't caught the whole story.

I don't know the ins and outs of what he said or how he put his foot in his mouth. No one else has really been talking about it, so I can see how you missed it. No, I know the story, but I don't know exactly what all he said. Can you fill in the blanks? He apologized. For? I know he said some negative things about the PGA Tour. He said some negative things about the pga tour he said some negative things about the tour he might have compared uh the guy who runs the tour to um

the saudi arabians killing a journalist not only killing inviting the journalist to the embassy and then dismembering him if you want to be specific with with a bone saw. He made some comparisons and basically tried to create the rival runaway tour with the Saudi backing. Apparently, they had 17 or 20 players potentially rumored, Bryson rumored to be a part of it, DJ. Right. Co-crack, I think. Oh, Co-crack was all in. Of course. potentially rumored bryson rumored to be a part of it dj right uh co crack i think no co crack was all in of course he said he's trying to make as much money in as little time as possible so he

can retire and hang out with his kids if out of everyone that that even dabbled in this he's the only one who i have a shot of respect for because he's like no i'm trying to hang with my fam i'm saying that what really tanked this was a guy named Alan Shipnuck. You've probably read his work. Follow him on Twitter. He's a Sports Illustrated golf journalist and really good Twitter follow. He is writing an unauthorized biography of Phil. I think that might be in the name.

And even though it is unauthorized, he still had conversations with Phil. I think that might be in the name. And even though it is unauthorized, he still had conversations with Phil. And one of those conversations, which was on the record, despite what Phil said, uh, is when Phil said, people are probably wanting, I'm paraphrasing, but he's basically like, why would I get involved with, you know, what did he call them? Crazy fuckers. He's like, dude, these are some crazy fuckers, motherfuckers. Um, they execute gay people. Um, they killed Jamal Khashoggi. So why would I get involved? And so he's basically like pointing out the negatives and he's addressing it. And he's saying, because this is a once in a lifetime opportunity to change the two like you know

change the way we play golf change the tour there's some things he doesn't like with the tour mainly i think media rights some people speculate that it's not just that maybe he's in financial trouble he did sell his gulfstream a few years back a weird move for a guy who's worth almost half a billion what's he 400 million i think something like that a lot. Um, but that comes out ship. Nuck like releases that part of the, of the book of that conversation. And essentially that spooks everybody. Everybody's like, dude, that's, this is what are you doing? This is horrible. And now, now Phil issued that apology yesterday. He lost KPMG, which if,

if you think of like one sponsor of Phil, like you probably think of KPMG on the visor. Definitely. Yeah. He lost them yesterday. I don't know if anybody else is going to follow suit. That was a door cat sponsor anyway, though. Not a fan of the.

It's lame. There's a lot of late golf. Like what if he gets a Hooters visor now? That's tight. Very, or Twin Peaks. TPs. Should we sponsor Phil? This shit's surprising coming now's the time uh get in line it's like it's kind of surprising like well the quote is obviously the jarring part like that that was the crazy part but like in terms of you know i mean

phil has a reputation for doing kind of scuzzy stuff once in a while. Yeah, he's not. So he's had this renaissance in his, the latter part of his career, even, even before he won the PGA at 50 people, you know, he, he got really good at social media. He was doing his videos. He was doing his fireside chats in the locker room. He was doing, uh, the coffee bits. He was getting really into that. And, uh, He was doing the coffee bits. He was getting really into that. And before that, like, there were, you know, a lot of people didn't like Tiger back in his prime.

And a lot of people didn't like Phil because Phil was kind of a know-it-all. Like, I mean, I think he, a lot of the players didn't like him. He was kind of known as an asshole. So to a lot of people, and you're finding out, and you see Justin Thomas commenting, you saw Rory's comments after Riviera, basically like, yeah, this is par for the course. It's a golf pun.

Rory's comment was funny because he essentially said, I'm rich and it's sick. Very cool. In the last 10 years, I've gotten way more rich and it's not that much sicker. And like, I respect that he's anti-Saudi tour, but like, this is a very PGA tour problem to have being like, well, I mean, we already have so much money. It's like, okay, I don't, that's great and all, but I still, I mean, I like that Rory's unfiltered though. He doesn't give a fuck.

I like how he prefaced his comments when asked about like i don't want to kick him while he's down but yes and then proceeded to just just body blow after body blow ego what are you saying naive um narcissistic egotistical and he has since walked i mean he's walked back his, like, I am interested in joining the Saudi tour right now, like all PGA now, right? He has walked it back, but not only just joining it. Phil and allegedly two other players, people speculate, Bryson and DJ, we don't know that, I don't think. They literally had their lawyers draft the operating agreement for the tour, for that tour. Bryson reaffirmed his P pga tour so yeah you saw that a few days ago bryson came out and bryson's wasn't as strong it was more like a at this moment this

is where i'm at he he said he pretty much said i play where the best players play currently the best players are playing on the pga tour so if something else happened if another domino dropped and people started going, I'm not sold that Bryson wouldn't go do that. But Bryson was also the one who's getting offered the $100 million bag. So he's kind of in a different position than Coke Rack or somebody else. Phil's Instagram apology, I don't know. If you haven't had a chance to read it, I would check it out. It's bizarre. It says that Alan Shipnuck took those comments out of context.

And he followed up by saying, absolutely not. He said they were off the record, which I don't think a lot of people understand how that works. I don't think Alan Shipnuck would just do that. But yeah, it's a mess. And I mean the the worst part of our hit for phil's is is big the worst part of this for me is reading everyone in the comments of every single thing and there's just so many people like saying the same thing over and over and over and over again like we yeah we know this is bad yeah there's There's nobody who has another take.

No, there's one take to be had and we're just hearing it over and over. And I'm at the point where I'm about to mute the word Saudi. I will say. And screenshot it and show everyone, hey, I'm muting this. You should. That really drives it home for people. Dude, it's epic when people screenshot what they've muted. I'm wondering if this same energy will be kept. So everybody was united against the Saudi Arab arabian government you know the the royal family

and and will this like will this drip into like tournament sponsors like if there's a company that's got you know some kind of sketchy financial crimes or maybe like a pollution a polluter like an oil and gas company that sponsors a tournament that like i don't know maybe destroyed part of ecuador chevron um are people going to be like do it keeping the same energy for those sponsors or is it just because it's the saudi government the royal family i don't know but that's i'm curious because it's it it's it's it's it's interesting to see because everybody was on board with a rival golf league. That would be cool. I have no issue with that.

Yeah. But I guess you got to just get better backing, better backers. Is he going to be a Dell match play? Does he do Dell match play? No, he's not top 64. Is he not? I have no clue. I don't think he's ever been there.

Has he ever been out there? I don't ever recall having seen him there. Hey, we'll be out there. More of that. Do we need to talk about this climber that got pummeled with snow, David? Yeah, I wanted to see where Phil's world ranking was. I'm sorry. Should we move on to this weekend in fun? No, no, no. Okay. I want Dylan to see this phil's world ranking was i'm sorry should we move on to this

weekend and fun no no okay i want dylan to figure it out i want dylan to see this video in real time he hasn't seen it i want him to react randy where did you even find this uh drudge i don't know one of those so there's a climber who's got his ice picks. And as you know, we're big climber people here. It looks like a drone's out there of some sort, but hard to say. Oh, my God. But this guy's on the side of a cliff with his ice picks just absolutely stuck in some ice. And he's just getting an absolute avalanche of snow just smoking him in the face right now. It looks like a liquefied

i mean it's got a waterfall that's what it looks like but it's just snow dude so having watched that climber doc that you recommended like this is just terror this is even more terrifying yeah i mean it's i i don't know what's come over me in the last couple years but if there's a climbing documentary out there i want to see it. When we had a listener voicemail the other day that was kind of asking if we could see something again and erase our memory of the first time we saw it. Free Solo might be one of those things that I would put on that list because I want to see it again. But this guy is just getting absolutely drenched. He thought he was dead, right?

Is he? Yeah. Is there a safety like a rope or whatever they call it is he tethered anywhere he has to be tethered somewhere but like i think that if he came loose right now and fell i think the concern here is that what he's tethered to would come loose yeah he would just absolutely get dominated call so the guy posted this on instagram and he survived obviously as he did post it my question is and why i brought up here is can we meme this yeah is it out of bounds to meme because i've what was the one you said

earlier that dylan dylan is the guy that's got the ice picks in and then the rest is the dirty bills bathroom what are you doing that's good this is a coke this is a cocaine thing what is this will no i was talking about like the christmas bar season when it was like got fake snow in there and stuff i don't know why you would try to make something wildly in the front yeah really yeah really is that where they put all the decorations in the bathroom in the bathroom i don't think i've ever gone to the bathroom at dirty bills do people decorate their bathrooms for christmas like maybe you put like a christmas scented candle yeah a fraser fur candle yeah thank you that's about it though you don't put fake snow in there do you put yuletide what is that another thing yeah i don't know what that

is though there's a yule log that's what i was looking for it's fucking guy shut up doesn't want to yule log it oh you yuletide is an archaic term for Christmas I'm going to start using that exclusively It's archaic though Merry Yuletide to you and yours That sucks I'm still steaming on the Phil thing I'm sorry

Oh by the way it said World ranking number 42 So he's got the invitation. He said he's taking time off. He won't be there. He can't go to the Masters, right? He'll go to the Masters. He could, obviously.

He'll absolutely go to the Masters. But it's Phil. How long does he need to lay low? Till the Masters. That's April. He'll be fine. Till the Masters he needs to lay low. Keep things under wraps.

Maybe do a couple champions tour events to keep the swing juice going. Better chance of playing the tournament, Tiger or Phil? Phil is playing the Masters. Phil is not skipping a Masters if he's alive. He knows how much he has to gain by going to the Masters. He wants to be on the big platform. The only one he's never won is the u.s open so no he won the u.s open i thought or it was at the pga recently pga yeah

what confuses me about golf is all like the different governing bodies the pga tour doesn't control a big portion of the tournaments out there you know so you can not be a member of the pga tour and still participate in the masters for, and many other tournaments. Like the Hooters Tour. I probably shouldn't say this because we're about to be with the PGA Tour when it comes to doing some stuff. But we're starting a rival tour in 2023. We are?

Yeah. What's it called? It's TBDd we haven't got that far yeah we're still trying to draft that uh weekly newsletter for people who want to play golf with us correct but we'll get one thing at a time we'll get yeah yeah it's a slow burn still looking for backing we're trying to find um like a we're're trying to find a government with less human rights violations to back us. Right. That makes sense. Yeah.

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Dylan, what are you doing this weekend? Thank you for asking, Will. Friday, kind of a big day for me and the little guy. I'm taking my son, Parks, a.k.a. the homie, to the University of Texas baseball game. Your number one Texas Longhorns playing Alabama. Parks, as you guys know, has gotten into baseball lately. So I want him to see how uh the big kids play you know best team in the nash weather is a little iffy it's gonna be cold

so it's not gonna feel good to take a pitch off the closer to the handle you know what i'm saying mo buddy i don't know this guy i don't know what i'm saying baseball guy i don't know what i'm kidding no that was pretty good so I'm really excited for that. Hopefully, Parks, he was really excited when I told him we were going. Hopefully, he's as excited to be there. I think he's going to love it, honestly. Is he going to get a hot dog? Probably, yeah.

Big hot dog guy. It's going to be a late night for the little guy. His bedtime is usually 8 o'clock. Game starts at 7. Is it a doubleheader? No, one game Friday, one game Saturday. One game Sunday. A three game set. Yeah. That's usually how they work.

College baseball. Do they only play three games a week? They only play on the weekends? No. They do. They're playing a tournament right now. A series right now against University of Texas Corpus Christi? Corpus Christi A&M? One of those. It's in Corpus.

I'm going to some baseball game next month or so that's against, like, Incarnate Word or something. I was like, sweet. Oh, they got a good program. Word? I don't know. Date night, Saturday. Bay and I stepping out.

Not sure where we're going. We're stepping out, though. Kind of like a loose anniversary for us. Don't cuck my actual anniversary. What's this guy's problem? Today's my actual anniversary, and you're going to sit here cucking it? She likes to recognize the 25th because that was our second date. That's when things really kind of took off for us.

That's always usually the time when people celebrate their anniversary, the second date. Not that kind of take off day um it was the the date that we planned our uh she was like i'm coming to cabo with you so it was kind of like a monumental anyway then what y'all don't care monumental y'all don't really care no no no keep going uh that's all i really have but honestly i can't stop thinking about next weekend because that's vegas baby just relax we gotta get through this weekend first no but i i can't something about next weekend you guys aren't gonna believe my weekend i'm gonna start it off by congratulating one zach johnson on his upcoming upcoming uh rider cup captainship captainship sure announced today he will be uh he will be getting the boys all in a tizzy for the rider cup in

italy can't wait sure we won't do any content around that man ragazzi johnson dude no one's gonna motivate me like like ziege in the imagine ziege in the locker room just killing it in milan or wherever i feel i i feel bad for your mentions during that rider cup dave as you you are going to have nothing. I know. Nothing but screenshots of Zach Johnson being sent to you all weekend. And you know what? If you want to send those to at D Carter Ruff on Twitter or at DC Ruff on Instagram, go for it.

That's fine. No one's sending you screenshots of Zeej on Instagram. I know. I just wanted to get the followers up. So what are you actually doing besides congratulating Zach Johnson? In addition to just celebrating that moment, I'm going to try to lay low because obviously the following weekend is Vegas. And I don't think we have any plans whatsoever.

I know people love hearing that. Yeah. Makes them really stoked for this segment. But that is the truth. I got all horny for golf. You want to link? And then the weather's, it's bad, it's cold, maybe a wintry mix overnight.

I don't anticipate anything that keeps us out of the office, but stay tuned. Do you want to link or not? I do want to link. I would like to go do, not necessarily brunch, but I want to do some early afternoon stout beers. I'll do a brunchy with you. I wish that...

What was that Irish pub that we liked or y'all liked? And I went that one time. Was it Nodding Donkey? No. Darcy's Donkey? Darcy's Donkey. It no longer exists, David. I need a place like that.

Darcy's Donkey. I want to go because I want to be very cold as I'm walking in. I want to get like a big old stout Guinness. I don't want to drink it. That would have been sick. Don't bring up Darcy's, dude. want to go because I want to be very cold as I'm walking in. I want to get like a big old stout Guinness. I don't want to drink it. I would have been sick. Don't bring up Darcy's, dude. Don't bring it up. Meat pies and Guinness.

It's gone. It's never coming back. Well, I'm sorry. It's currently vacant. Fuck. Should we just buy it and turn it back into Darcy's donkey? We can make it our new. Call it the Freezy's donkey.

Our new studio. That'd be tight. Pints with the lads. I'm not doing much this weekend. I got recovering from COVID. I still got a little exhaustion issue.

I'm not trying to not trying to turn out this weekend too much. Friday night, I will be staying at home and I think I'm going to start a show that's very popular on Netflix

across across the ocean. You need my password lupin oh you guys seen this no news i think there's a new season coming out soon so i want to get up to date so that i can get in on it it's very popular show um probably gonna end up uh doing a little date night on saturday we're celebrating our anniversary tonight but our original plans to do it this weekend we'll see we'll see how it goes well restaurant we're celebrating our anniversary tonight, but our original plan was to do it this weekend. We'll see. We'll see how it goes. What restaurant?

We're going to go to Jeffrey's Steakhouse. What's the damage going to be? It's going to be a lot of money, Dylan. I'm not happy about this. You're doing two dinners, man. Not to expose them, but they kind of savagely canceled one of our reservations around Christmas. We like to go there right before Christmas. They canceled it, and they were kind of rude about rude about it and isn't that when everybody had covid uh i wouldn't say

everybody based on the fact that they didn't cancel uh that many reservations that night oh i thought that's when they closed no they didn't close they just canceled uh some reservations and we made ours about four months in advance so i i was kind of shocked to see that we got cut, but it is what it is. I guess we're small ballers in their eyes. That's fine with me. I always feel like the smallest baller when I go into Jefferies. I do too. Everybody in there looks

like they're important. Yeah. They make a hell of a steak, though. They have some good food. Bring back the martini cart. Yeah, that's... Should I bring a sign that says, bring back the martini cart. I'm going to, yeah, that's, should I bring a sign that says bring back the martini cart? Should I be dude with sign? Dude with sign. It's killing me.

They make a really good mezcal Negroni as well. I don't drink mezcal Negronis. I'm more of a traditionalist. I like gin just fine. Why did you buzz the lens when you said that? I don't know. Yeah, we got Western Dorn here. Like, yeah, I drink, I like my mezcal Negroni.

They don't drink those. You don't know that, I like my mezcal Negroni. They don't drink those. You don't know that. I get my mezcal Negroni from the Dick's Saloon. There's no way that anyone back then was drinking Negroni. You know how in movies they just order a bottle of whiskey and just pour their own shots? That doesn't happen.

I was always so annoyed by that. Maybe it doesn't in your world, though. You're just soft. Just pass me the bottle. You're going to the little ballers. Ne it doesn't in your world, dog. You're just soft. You just passed me the bottle. You're going to the little ballers. Negronis have been around since 1919. So you could make a case that... How long has Mezcal been around, though? A long time.

What, you think Mezcal is just some new thing? Look it up, dog. 400 years ago, when the Spanish conquerors arrived in Mexico, they taught distillation techniques to the native inhabitants and the first distilled spirit of the Americas

was born mezcal wow okay so it's been around for a minute imperialism look at that shout out to all the mezcals

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