Circling Back - The Banshees of Yellowstone

Starting point is 00:00:00 all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from austin texas my name is will to freeze in the studio right next to me on my left, David Ruff. Yeah, you guys are going to have to forgive me if my performance slips. A tweet you never want to see right before you hop on and do a show. It's a major announcement, all caps, from Nick Adams in USA on Twitter.

Starting point is 00:00:41 He's actually giving away the last remaining Nick Adams alpha male of the year poster. And all you have to do to get it is RT and like this video that he posted and join his alpha male Twitter community in the thread below. What is that exactly? Well, the bio is patriotic pro-God alpha males. Have you joined yet? No, I don't want to like be distracted but i'm gonna join the community i'm in you guys are just not joining the community wow hey noted patriotic pro god alpha male dylan shivery ladies and turns out dylan's very pro god i'm ground floor man i've been on my alpha shift for a while have you yeah have you i have microwave salmon my dude

Starting point is 00:01:23 have we heated salmon one time in this office like let it go it's not a big deal what was it that we had the other day for lunch that stunk so bad salmon bowl hey one of you jerks probably one of y'all actually left food in the trash can over the weekend i guess you put it there friday uh monday morning it smelled like absolute ass in here so thank you for that yeah that might have been what i don't i mean yeah to be honest like it could have been me or dave or it could have been i don't know literally anybody else at the company yeah i know it wasn't me okay yeah i'm sure i'm sure i'm sure you know i throw my food away outside randy eats a lot yeah just like you

Starting point is 00:01:58 got yeah just like after the recycling episode when everyone said they threw the recycling outside i saw the trash can and watch media and it was very full we don't want to talk about recycling y'all ever put your stuff in the other people yeah because you all lied to me on that episode sometimes i put my my trash cans in the other suites uh uh recycling bins just to like let them know like hey what is that what does that let them know they open it up they're like well who's drinking goat fuel it's nobody at my office it's like must be these boys in suite A. Y'all are lucky that we've retired the expose him segment because there was some exposing just begging to be done.

Starting point is 00:02:34 Begging to be done. Dylan's trying to expose a college kid on the TL. I was just about to bring that up. What's your problem? For prompting me, Dave. Why are you bullying college kids? No, this shit is so annoying. What?

Starting point is 00:02:43 There's a twitter account and if it's not specific to them that many people are guilty of this um at nfl rookie watch but watch nft commenter for some reason watch is spelled with an x where the c should be i guess it's verified anyway it doesn't matter it's a video of anthony richardson who's a florida quarterback who's going he's draft eligible now. Yeah, I knew that. People were saying maybe. I knew that. He's throwing like a very simple, I don't know, 30-yard pass. And the caption is,

Starting point is 00:03:11 Anthony Richardson makes deep ball look effortless in all caps. And it's getting retweeted like, I don't know, thousands of times. It's like, guys, he's a D1 quarterback. This is the simplest throw you can possibly make. How old is this kid? Calm down. How old is this kid? I don't know, 20? Probably 20. 21, 22. 20 21 22 okay but like no he's got a big arm no doubt about it but

Starting point is 00:03:30 this does not show that the arm at all it's just like it's a normal little fucking pass calm down anyway i'm tired of that shit man dude i could do this so easy it does look effortless because it's a 30 yard pass i know i could do this and made it look just as effortless then go do it okay let's get a camera out good you got a camera guy randy you just got a new task for the day put it on your on your calendar for today dylan throws effortless 30 yard effortless if it looks like there's effort then it doesn't count i'm not even gonna stretch okay it's ridiculous i'm gonna do it i'm gonna shut everybody up we gotta go buy It has to look effortless. If it looks like there's effort, then it doesn't count. I'm not even going to stretch. Okay. It's ridiculous.

Starting point is 00:04:07 I'm going to do it. I'm going to shut everybody up. We've got to go buy a football, though. You don't have one? We could probably put that in the budgie. I don't have one. I think the world could really benefit from people caring less about young college kids throwing footballs and transfer portals and things of that nature okay transfer portal is pretty fun it is fun i know i know i i wish the transfer portal

Starting point is 00:04:34 was less like college and more had more to do with professional sports because i think it'd be more fun and i think i'd feel like i i know i know i know but i feel i'd feel less weird about like you know over analyzing this 19 year old who just flipped over like so i always have to remind myself like does not matter texas about to get a receiver from georgia wow i get my peaches from there famously i know and i knew that about you anyway start freaking out over dude i'm really basic athletic maneuvers you know i that Georgia receiver makes Texas become back, if I had to guess. He's pretty good.

Starting point is 00:05:08 He kind of touched down faster than Natty. Makes them become back. Yeah. I'm bringing Texas back. Did Randy just clap? What's Randy doing? Dude, I don't know. He was the Velcro king yesterday episode.

Starting point is 00:05:21 He was doing his Velcro sneakers all episode. He's on his Micah shit right now. His Micah shit right now. Micah was in here last week for like eight minutes and now Randy's... Randy started feeling the heat. He's like, oh no. Dude, that'd be tight.

Starting point is 00:05:34 Is that your thing? Do you like mashed potatoes? Because I do. There's no shame. Randy, rank your top four ways of eating potatoes. French fries for sure. Is that number one? I guess I put fry in all one category.

Starting point is 00:05:49 Or would you put wedges? Because I put wedges in there. No, fries is its own category. Oh, okay. Wedges is a terrible second, by the way. Oh, vodka. That's a Midwestern. Number two.

Starting point is 00:06:00 That's good. That was funny. That was vodka. We wronged him. That was funny. That was funny. Breakfast potato. Oh, hash browns browns okay hash browns is number one okay that's number one then french fries then vodka then uh dude said what else is potato so versatile mashed agratan agratan i'll put mashed i'll put baby red garlic mashed great Great segue. That's a good way of getting your mashed in.

Starting point is 00:06:25 The Redskins out there. Great segue into my take that I think baked potatoes are really good. Are you back in? Wow, man. I'm back in. I didn't know you left.

Starting point is 00:06:39 You were back. We took a hiatus. I didn't speak about it publicly, but people close to me were aware of that. They're also aware that I'm now limiting my caffeine intake. Will, you know this. We talked about it this morning. I'm trying to do one in the morning, one cup in the morning, one cup early afternoon.

Starting point is 00:06:57 Why are you drinking caffeine at one in the morning? My father-in-law actually will get up in the middle of the night and drink coffee. Dude, Dave, you've needed You've needed Have you met him? I haven't He's wild, dude He'll drink coffee and then just go paint

Starting point is 00:07:14 That's tight It's pretty dope Honestly, that's goals I just drink it and go to the bathroom every eight minutes Dave, I'm glad you're doing this Because if I'm being honest You've had an unhealthy amount of caffeine going into your body for like three years now you're following up your your coffees in the morning with your with your celsius's your celsius in the afternoon i'm worried about it yeah it's a lot of milligrams

Starting point is 00:07:38 it completely sucked the joy out of caffeine and coffee that's what i'm saying just straight up sucked it that's what i'm saying once you become a slave to the the out of caffeine and coffee. That's what I'm saying. Just straight up sucked it. That's what I'm saying. Once you become a slave to the caffeine, the caffeine no longer becomes your friend. No, I'm just drinking it to drink it. And I need to take a step back. Shout out Gary Patterson. And reevaluate my relationship with this wonderful drug, caffeine.

Starting point is 00:08:02 I drink two cups of bing bong a day. No less, no more. Explain to the folks at home what bing bong is that's super fantastic explain to the folks at home what that super fantastic is that loud it's that gas it's that sludge okay you know what it do makes you tingle inside yeah that's kind of what i'm saying i got a physical recently in the doctor i talked about the total war that i take the wife made me ask about it she thinks it's unsafe and she looked up yeah it's a completely unregulated industry she looked up the nutritional facts my doctor that is she said it's safe but watch the caffeine intake so i am trying to do when i days i take total war i'm trying to do just one cup of coffee.

Starting point is 00:08:45 How much caffeine is in Total War? I want to say like 295 milligrams. That's a lot. Yeah. Celsius is 200. You should chill out on your Total War, my man. Yeah, maybe do a limited skirmish or proxy war. That is drone strike.

Starting point is 00:09:09 Proxy war? that sounds sick should we make a coffee called cold war and it's just like a nitro nitro cold coffee that's just absolute diesel it's got like 500 milligrams of caffeine in it it never really pops off but yeah at times you think it might it has it's it's it's branded as nitro but it's got the little ball in the bottle bottom that never actually like explodes and releases the the nitrogen into it okay because that that's like to get it but if it does that like once every two years if you consistently take it there you're gonna have a scare where you think you press the doomsday button but it turns out you're fine yeah you like run into the bathroom in the airport thinking you're going to poop yourself and then you just let out really airy too that's such a defeating feeling if you've gone through the process of getting ready to do that act in public in a public restroom and you sit down

Starting point is 00:09:58 and it's just what you just referenced and not the other thing you're like dude i just already sat down i'm already here i know dylan's acting disgusted right now and i know there's people that are listening right now they're like why would you do that but i know that everyone out there knows exactly what i'm talking about we've all hey we've all been there yeah we all know we just don't want to hear about it shut up are you why are you so mean to me so nice to you guys are you critiquing 19 year olds onolds on Twitter right now? No, I was trying to find the caffeine, the total war. I gave up. I couldn't find it.

Starting point is 00:10:29 I'm assuming it's high as it is called total war. Yeah, have you tried any natural substances in order to help your workouts or anything? I went to a cold brew phase where I took cold brew instead of pre-workout. How'd that treat you? Fine. You didn't quite do the same thing. You didn't get the ear tingles. No, I need tingly ears.

Starting point is 00:10:46 Oh, dude, what's up with those ear tingles? I was doing... I stopped doing it for my Peloton rides because I didn't find it necessary and I was worried I was going to have a heart attack. But I did like the ear tingles. Yeah, I want to feel my heart beat in my eyeballs when I take it.

Starting point is 00:10:58 It's the beta alanine. Yeah, obviously. You don't have to talk about Al like that. Hey, can we talk real quick about some recent reviews we've gotten on this podcast only if they're only pausingly positive okay we have one one-star review do you want me to ignore that one no to be honest the guy the guy's rude he's a he's a meanie meanie does he call us out specifically like any one of us or just as a whole uh yeah who all of us okay let's hear's hear it. Okay, we'll start with the negative.

Starting point is 00:11:25 We like to be the transparent podcast. Let's do it. Yeah, his quote, his name is, I'm in sales. Probably not very good at it, bud, because you're not selling yourself very well right now. You stink, baby. He said, I hope they turn it around. One Austinite, being Dylan.

Starting point is 00:11:37 I feel like a local, though. And two guys who moved to Austin, that being Dave and me, for their internet jobs, that being Grand X, spend an hour in their digital media company's podcast studio, meaning the human cave or the people cave. He's just mansplaining what podcasting is. Complaining about how Austin has changed. Do we? I don't know. I don't really. Yeah, do you guys not see

Starting point is 00:11:55 the irony in that? Wow. Wow. Yeah, this guy's probably from Austin. He probably hates me. I've been here long enough to bitch about Austin changing. I don't care the uh the go-to uber driver joke they'll ask like how long you've been here and you're like oh seven eight years like oh so you're basically a native like compared to some of these people i told them 39 years they're like oh funny like no really i've been here for 39 years they're like oh okay many of y'all.

Starting point is 00:12:26 Someone said Ruger underscore Dern loves you. This is from user Dorn Sits When He Pees. Okay. Let's go. I feel like they're trying to slight you on that, but low-key, that's tight. Thank you. It says Dern is I-Z-da-best, B-E-Z-T.

Starting point is 00:12:42 He's H-E-E-Z, so frat. That's true. It's a good review. Thank you. Great review. Thank you. Is that five stars? Dil Moan says, touched before I backed.

Starting point is 00:12:53 Been listening since TB days. Never once missed a pod easily. My most listened to podcast. Have you, Dorn? A lot of people claiming they've gone 100% on our pods. And I have no reason to not believe them, but I do find that very impressive. If you're a Hundo P person out there, please go drop a review and let us know that you're a Hundo P-er.

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Starting point is 00:15:25 Minimum age and eligibility restrictions apply. See show notes for details. Speaking of our friend Hatem Matar of Coffee Friday fame, he had a completely different take on, I'm not going to name the restaurant, but it's down the street from this office, than a noted podcaster, Joe Rogan, who recently did a post from there.

Starting point is 00:15:47 While Hot Tum said it was garbage, Joe said it was very good. Wow. Little different tastes, man, but everybody's different, man. It's subjective. I'm trying to figure out which one you're talking about.

Starting point is 00:15:59 Here's Loro. Oh, oh, oh. I'm surprised Rogan likes Loro. There are things I like about it, things I don't like about it. Yeah. I like about it yeah okay i think that's a good way to go when it's not slammed uh the the dishes are way too small it's the ordering system there is the worst in north america it is absolute trash i don't know if it can be the worst in North America. It is so bad. But the food tastes good. And they have cold beer. Hey, man. You had me at cold beer.

Starting point is 00:16:29 I ain't drinking anymore. But I ain't drinking any less. I actually am. It's dry January. Okay. That's cool. I'm back on my grind. Yeah, man.

Starting point is 00:16:41 Am I going to fall off my grind this weekend again like i did last weekend during dry January you'll have to wait and find out during this weekend of fun presented by AG1 we should go eat at Loro and then do a pod about how like all the people move into Austin have ruined Loro we should just we should just make that our new thing i've actively made austin a worse city like i'm not you're the yuppie scum that exactly like yeah like i don't i like i i'm not i'm not averse to the idea that i am one of the the scummy people that moves here and makes it worse i'm definitely one of those people i've lowered property value in my neighborhood just by my presence oh man it's a tough city man it's tough dave what if you get a get a foothold in what if you and i moved back to the homeland

Starting point is 00:17:33 italy yeah which homeland dude everyone knows that dave and i are from southern ireland we have a lot of roots there i'm just i'm a black Okay. Well, Dave and I might be related based on our 23andMes. That wouldn't be the craziest thing if we had like a great, great, great grandpa or grandma in common. Y'all are so annoying. It's true. What, dude? I know, yeah. What is it called?

Starting point is 00:17:58 Cork? Hey, remember I brought y'all that wild ass story about the relative relative the bones that were found and then had a close relative living like a half a mile away like thousands of years later and you're like oh it's not a big deal it was the coolest shit ever if you really think about it it makes sense that that would be like that but it is cool yeah it's cool yeah yeah dave and i are famously from cork county in in southern ireland you think it. You think it's totally reasonable that a close relative would not leave the town for generate like 30 different generations?

Starting point is 00:18:31 Well, that person wasn't alive for 30 different generations. No. Yeah, they died right there and then I think they stayed there. Of family. They're like, yeah, we're just going to stay here. Some people don't branch out.

Starting point is 00:18:43 Hey, man, I'm just glad they didn't move to Austin. Come on. Keep Austin weird, am I right? You want to talk about this movie? Dave finally got off his ass and watched Banshees of Innesheran. Wow, dude. Are you guys scared to say the name of this movie? How many times did it take you to say it?

Starting point is 00:19:00 You didn't correct me this morning when I probably said it wrong multiple times. When I first saw it in my head, I pronounced it in my brain, Inesherin? Oh, I'm sure you did. But it's Inesherin. Or maybe it was Inesherin. Anyway, it doesn't matter. This is critically acclaimed. And I have to say, the hype machine coming from this office and people in our orbit was very high.

Starting point is 00:19:22 I don't know if I hyped it. I just talked about it. I'd say it was good. Why did I feel like y'all both loved it if I hyped it. I just talked about it. I'd say it was good. Why did I feel like y'all both loved it? I hyped it because I very much enjoyed it. To be honest, I think Dylan sprinted away from the idea that he hyped it like way too fast. Like you definitely liked it.

Starting point is 00:19:34 No, I liked the movie, but I wasn't like, dude, you gotta watch this shit. You pinged me. He didn't say you were like- I think I was like, well, to say I hyped it up a lot is inaccurate. Okay. You were pinging me about it personally.

Starting point is 00:19:45 You're really, you're digging too deep into what he said. I don't think this is a big deal at all. Okay. They applauded it. I hyped it. I liked it. I said it was a wild ride. I thought it was gas.

Starting point is 00:19:55 And side texted me like, dude, you got to see this. I think that it's a gas movie. I thought Colin Farrell was the standaway star. I thought that the setting of the movie was very pleasurable, and I thought that the overall theme of the movie was kind of what you made it, and very interesting to me. Beautiful setting. Can I give a Colin Farrell take?

Starting point is 00:20:20 I guess I haven't watched a ton of his stuff in the last decade. He's aged quite gracefully, not shocked by that. But, I mean, he's got to be, what, around 50 years old? I feel like everything I've seen him in, he's just been like the hot late 20s, like early 30s up-and-coming guy. Not necessarily doing that, but just like his career is up-and-coming. And this kind of was surprising to see him in this role i just don't watch a lot of colin farrell stuff i guess was there any significance to the um civil war that was going on across the uh the mainland they didn't

Starting point is 00:20:58 really they just referenced a couple times i never actually talked it out. I think that was kind of the point that it turned to civil war, Irish civil war. People who were previously fighting for Irish independence on the same side are now turned against each other. And I think it's kind of a larger question of like, what was the point? Was it really worth it? Because yeah, I was watching it and I was like, what's the point of this movie like i enjoyed it i thought it was really well done mad eye was great never heard the name calm but i'm in on it what was the point of the movie i think it was i think the point is just if you read uh if you read into it like just the how it's kind of a microcosm for the irish civil war because this happened in like the early 20s 1920s just two lives turning on each other

Starting point is 00:21:49 yeah for for what seems like no reason at all you really never really found other than one guy's kind of dull i got i got i didn't take it as that but i don't really think in terms of politics most times so i don't think my brain would naturally go there but i think that makes all the sense in the world otherwise it's just a guy who you feel sorry for just watching his life crumble well yeah i kind of like just like the human nature aspect of this of like just how to treat your fellow man especially when you just don't want to fucking talk to him yeah don't kill his uh spoiler don't kill his mini donkey you fuck with the man's donkey it's it's on site that was that was sad as hell well you don't kill his mini donkey you fuck with a man's donkey it's on sight that was

Starting point is 00:22:26 that was sad as hell well you don't kill a man's donkey he felt bad about it to his credit he did and I gotta give Podrick props for making sure

Starting point is 00:22:35 that when he burned Colm's house down the dog was not unharmed so that was very cool cause if that dog got got

Starting point is 00:22:44 then I might have been out if you walk into your bar let's say you're a regular at a play i don't know kelly's irish woodrow's let's say kelly's irish pub okay let's say you walk in and i'm sitting there i'm wearing olive green and shit talking footy with the bartender why are you wearing that specific color because that's what i wear to kelly's irish pub okay obviously okay um and i'm sitting there and you walk in you're like hey will i didn't know you were here i just don't acknowledge you like what's your move from that point on i'm probably gonna like send some side texts and be like did i miss something and since we work together and we like are required to speak to

Starting point is 00:23:21 each other pretty regularly it'd become a big problem. I think it's a good bit. I think I might just stop talking to one of you on the podcast for like an extended period of time. I will launch a smear campaign through many, many bot accounts that I purchase. And yeah, from there, we'll see what happens. Why didn't Colin Farrell just do that? Glaring lack of bots. What year did this take place in?

Starting point is 00:23:42 22, 23. 20s, yeah. 19. So no cell phones? No, I don't think the tech was there yet, sadly. That's too bad. Might have changed the outcome of that Civil War. What was it?

Starting point is 00:23:55 A sick setting. They said there was an island off of Ireland. What island are we talking about here? That's the one off of Ireland. Oh, yeah. Ireland's an island. Yeah. I mean, people still live in places like that.

Starting point is 00:24:11 That's crazy, man. Not our dumbasses. We moved to Austin where everyone's just congested. Did they get around via horse and carriage? I don't know. It'd be lit if we did. I would love to go around Austin on horse and carriage. That'd be swag.

Starting point is 00:24:22 Thinking about that setting. So there's one pub probably within walking distance. And that's where you go. That's your entertainment. And it made me really sad. I was like, oh, this poor dude, his only real friend. Shout out Dominic, too. All right, Pete. Toretto.

Starting point is 00:24:43 His only real friend just turned on him. And then turned on him so hard he cut all of his fingers off. And not only cut them off, threw them at the door. Didn't seem to mind that he was doing that. It's one thing to cut off your fingers. It's another thing to go to the person's house and throw those fingers at your friend's house. You got to let him know. Just toilet paper a player.

Starting point is 00:25:01 And the last round of cutting, he didn't even bother to apply some pressure to the wounds. He was just walking around bleeding out. What's the point at that point? I don't know. You don't have any fingers. Poor guy can't even play his fiddle. Did it to himself. Honestly, why didn't he start with toes?

Starting point is 00:25:19 Why did he have to cut off digits at all? Like your retirement age. That guy will never give the same prostate exam. He should have said like, hey, you talk to me again, I'm going to punch you in the face. Every time you talk to me, I'm going to punch you in the face. Physical violence would have been the move. Much better than cutting off your own fingers. No, you could probably get arrested for fighting back then.

Starting point is 00:25:36 You're not going to get arrested for cutting off your own finger. Not in that town, you're not. Says who? You don't want to be alone in jail in that town. You don't want to test a cop. The police force there. There's one cop in town. He's a total scumbag.

Starting point is 00:25:45 Now, I heard the cop in town is a real hardcore guy. I'm pretty deep in the Banshees of In a Sharon universe. That guy had no respect. That guy sucked. That guy was, that was the least respect. Like that police officer, nobody cared about him. He did suck. This movie was built in the awards season as a comedy.

Starting point is 00:26:06 Does this make any sense there were maybe three moments that felt like an extremely dark comedy it doesn't make sense to me that it's winning the comedy award yeah i don't see that it's a drama to me it's just a straight up drama that's fine the overall premise of someone getting just turning on their buddy for no reason and just cutting off their fingers. If that person approaches them again, that is hilarious in and of itself, but it's not ever like a chuckle moment in the movie. At the end, you're like, wow, that was extreme. The moral I've learned, the moral of the story for me is that if I really don't want to have a pint with one of my lads, it's completely within my rights to cut off my, my fingers. How much did that movie make you want to get a pint?

Starting point is 00:26:46 The entire time. Yeah. The entire time. That's one of those movies that really triggers that. Exactly one pint. I think I'm just going to start showing up at bars. I'm just going to walk in, have one quick beer, and just leave. I don't do that enough.

Starting point is 00:26:57 I never go to a bar and just have a quick rip of a beer. Are y'all the kind of people that can't sit at a bar alone? No. Or you feel weird doing it? I used to do it in Michigan all the time, but it was mostly out of loneliness. I feel weird doing it. That makes me feel better. Teddy stopped talking to you?

Starting point is 00:27:12 I didn't have a full year-round crew up there, my man. Tube socks just turned on well for no reason. Yeah, tube socks and I had a big falling out. If I'm eating, then it's more normal. But I'm obviously going to sit at a bar and have a drink by myself. That's a little weird to me. A little bit do it all the time show cheers it's just not for me it's made it made about it they're all that's a whole squad what are you talking about yeah but they didn't start that way yeah they didn't start that way oh i haven't actually watched the whole

Starting point is 00:27:39 show i mean it's just about people in different paths of life all congregating at one place where everybody knows your name. And one guy's wife leaves him. And then he spins off a successful sitcom. Shout out Maris. Wrong person. The whole show was filmed inside that bar. They never left it.

Starting point is 00:27:59 Before a live studio audience. Okay. Have you guys ever been in a live studio audience for anything? No. No. Drew Carey show. You ever watching a rerun of it and you go to the bowling episode? Just know that your boy was there.

Starting point is 00:28:16 Oh, me? Just know that your boy was there. That's a good Mimi episode. Man, Mimi. She's just great. I actually don't think Mimi was on set the day that I was there. You pay all that money and you don't get mimi we didn't pay anything oh yeah it was free it was cool though i got a script

Starting point is 00:28:29 that's pretty cool wow dude that's sick i don't know where it is if i don't need to find it dude it's kind of tight though okay it's like a real hollywood script like a real show to eight-year-old me that was mind-blowing yeah did drew carrey sign it no i really but to be honest if i if i got Carey sign it? No. But to be honest, if I got anyone to sign it, I was going to get Oswald to do it. That's a great cause. I love me some Oswald. Nobody better. I almost called Fritz

Starting point is 00:28:54 Oswald. Very successful with Whose Line Is It? That thing was a heater for a couple years there. Yeah, I watched a lot of Whose Line. I think it actually caused me to do a high school drama class at one point. I did improv for that reason everybody knows i was not very good at improv i had stage that surprised me because you improv on this show i know but i had stage fright really yeah i did i did that's why i hid behind the screen for so long

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Starting point is 00:31:25 What? It received my highest marks yet. A four out of five rating. Wow. A four out of five rating. I'm giving it a different scale here. I'm giving it a B plus. That surprised me, given how hard you hyped it.

Starting point is 00:31:41 Yeah. You were hyping it so much. Yeah, I was, wasn't I? I was telling everybody to go watch it. He's like, you got to get on this Banshee shit. Definitely worth a watch. Yeah. You were hyping it so much. Yeah, I was, wasn't I? I was telling everybody to go watch it. He's like, you gotta get on this Banshee shit. Definitely worth the watch.

Starting point is 00:31:49 Yes. You know what? I wish I'd watched it on Sunday night, but I was watching other stuff. Ooh, Sunday night. It's a good Sunday night movie.

Starting point is 00:31:57 I don't know what to tell you in order to make him stop singing so much. There's nothing. Get a lot of support from the listeners out there who love it. I want to check those exit surveys. You guys been to Louisiana lately? Louisiana?

Starting point is 00:32:16 Not since I got COVID at Micah's bachelor party after eating a pig's head. So you weren't the gentleman who was stabbed in his sleep after he urinated in the bed? No, I feel like you would know about that by now. Tell them the name of the segment first before we move on. Oh, yeah. This is a new segment that I'm introducing called How Fast Dave...

Starting point is 00:32:32 I'm sorry. I'll read it for you. Will wrote this, but How Fast Dave Getting Stabbed in College. It's a good segment. I think it's going to have legs. I don't understand. I feel like I wasn't in a ton of opportunities to get stabbed. East Baton Rouge, Louisiana deputies charged a woman with attempted murder after she allegedly stabbed her boyfriend after he urinated in their bed.

Starting point is 00:32:53 We've all been there. Was this consensual stabbing? We've all been there. What did they choose to do, Randy? Good question. I'm lucky enough to have never been a drunk pee-pee-er. I've never peed the bed because I've had too much to drink I've also never shared a bed with someone who's done it

Starting point is 00:33:08 I've done it like three times and honestly none of the times all the times that I did it were very innocent times it was like I didn't do anything that wrong other than I drank a lot just a little pee pee I never really felt that shamed about it I don't know like it happened three times and I think two of the times were definitely times when I played beer pong all night because it's common

Starting point is 00:33:24 right it is common people do this you can't shame pong all night. Because it's common, right? It is common. People do this. You can't shame people for doing this because it's not like they're trying to do it. It's like you dream of peeing, right? And then your dream becomes reality. I dream of genie, actually. Is that what happens?

Starting point is 00:33:34 Because I've had dreams where I'm peeing and then luckily I wake up in the nick of time. I'm like, oh, I better get to the toilet. I still have those dreams and very rarely are they nights that I drink. Like it's just a normal night and I'll be like, oh, I do have to pee. I guess I was – me randomly peeing in this guy's gas tank in my dream triggered that. I once peed in a gas tank in a dream. What of it? You better than me?

Starting point is 00:33:56 You think you are? You're not. Don't call me, dog. He thinks he's better than you. Don't call me. I'd like to apologize to my ex-girlfriend for the time that I might have peed in a situation similar to this, but I'd really like to thank you for not stabbing me in that moment. That was nice of her. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:34:11 You let a good one get away. The simple fact that you allowed me to simply replace your purse, like that was quite nice of you in hindsight. I don't want to victim blame here, but I feel like there's more going on than just the urination because urination, I feel like, rarely triggers attempted murder. Like maybe this guy just got busted or she got into his Facebook or something and started looking at his messages. So if you keep reading the New York Post article, it actually starts to outline that he was leaving his stuff in the sink for her to do the dishes with. stuff in the sink for her to do the dishes with.

Starting point is 00:34:46 Every time he got in the car, he would just like throw all his stuff onto the seat that she was supposed to be sitting on. Oh, yeah? Yeah. That sounds really, really specific to someone. Yeah. Like apparently he was leaving his clothes on top of the hamper, which was like allowing their dog to like eat some of their clothes

Starting point is 00:35:01 every once in a while. Like super fucked up shit. Wow. Dang. And maybe like... What kind of dog was it? they get up in the morning you're still sleeping what kind of dog was this girl lacoste uh springer spaniel oh weird yeah crazy yeah i love those dogs good looking not trying to justify the stabbing but it does sound like this guy was a real piece of shit wow dude oh he lived though i it's rare that it's rare that anyone does anything to me where i'm

Starting point is 00:35:29 like fuck i gotta stab you right now that's good yeah it's good you don't have murderous tendencies in you what the point of stabbing someone isn't always to murder them sometimes it's just to create a wound you know send a message a good yeah okay you hit it you don't hit them in the vitals and say you stab them you say hey tell your friends oh man wash media stabbed you i still have that one video stuck in my head one of those dudes at the train like the subway station captain stabbins i had forgotten about it fucking hey man bloody hell see literally there's a literally a bloody crime how much how much did they say feckin and badgers i've got a so good so good feckin

Starting point is 00:36:10 i would drink a pint right now if it's in front of me randy will you go fetch a pint you said no randy's never mind what nothing say it with your chest david no i know don't be a bitch dude so you know you guys know ricky prosper we've been talking to ricky lately that's where i was going ricky's been doing some work for us and uh one of the tasks that i have ricky on right now is i'm having ricky redo some of the washed media personalities' faces so that we can have some cartoon faces for everybody here. He's since made two faces, one of Randy, which Randy sent him a selfie to base this off of.

Starting point is 00:36:53 Have you guys ever seen The Incredibles when Edna Mode is just looking in the camera? Edna Mode. I don't think so. No. You know when you open your camera and it's front-facing and it just looks like your face is just taking up the whole thing? That's what Randy did.

Starting point is 00:37:09 Brett, however, got a full beard. He got the lumberjack treatment. Yeah, Brett got a glow-up. Randy looks like young Fidel Castro. Just trolling through the Cuban mountains. We took the facial hair away from Brett for a little bit just to see what it would do. And Brett asked, maybe we should get a shadowy layer,

Starting point is 00:37:27 a transparent mahogany slash dirty blonde layer. It's a very pronounced jaw, too. Brett's going to end up looking like the AI version of Brett. Brett's used to AI drawing him and not an actual human drawing him. Look, I love Ricky. He does great work, always. People don't want that people want pixelated brett they just want that i'm so sick of brett's ai twitter abby where he just looks scorching hot

Starting point is 00:37:53 no but it's one of those things dollars for it's one of those things where like you can't change it immediately because then people know that you got your tail between your legs it's like if there's a tragedy that happens in a different country remember when everyone would put their facebook profile like paris it would be like an overlay of the flag over their like photo of them Your tail between your legs. It's like if there's a tragedy that happens in a different country. Remember when everyone would put their Facebook profile? Like Paris? It would be like an overlay of the flag over their photo of them drunk at a bar. And it was like, wow. Dude, I was-

Starting point is 00:38:13 The people of Ukraine really feel that. I actually almost had to change planes in Ukraine 15 years ago. Really? Dude, that's crazy, dude. I know, man. To see that happening now it definitely is about me yeah dude my aunt like almost went there one time while she was studying abroad in like the 70s that's pretty crazy didn't realize they were around could have been her mom sheesh yeah it's

Starting point is 00:38:36 crazy okay like how many people out there were like fuck like like i gotta i gotta get rid of this profile photo that's showing my support for paris i used to date a girl who had relatives that live there in paris no she stayed in paris to get away from her parents ukraine actually wow so like yeah it's like is that true no oh speaking leave it not at all i mean oh thank you for bringing up the chain smokers dylan dave have you seen who Drew is linked with? I don't want to talk about it. I think this is all bullsh.

Starting point is 00:39:08 I don't like it. You don't like the fact that Drew from the Chainsmokers might be dating Selena Gomez? Might be dating Selena Gomez? She looks very different these days. Why are the Chainsmokers back into pop culture? I feel like they have not done an a album of note in it's because they did the call her daddy sound or uh podcast day okay that's been propelling everyone we talked about them and their euro bed threesomes just get your own room you can afford it you're the chain smokers yeah it's that big of a deal

Starting point is 00:39:42 and now he's taking grand prairie zone selena gomez grand prairie of course home of the gophers dude i've always said that that prairie is hella grand it's not it's it's it's your it's your last stop on your way into arlington they're coming from dallas county mid prairie she used to date beebs from beebs to drew i know he's mega dumb i i really think that i really think that she's dating down in this situation. He really... I think he fancies himself as being of the same echelon as Biebs, this Drew

Starting point is 00:40:12 guy. I just don't see it. I just don't see it. He's nowhere near Biebs. No, but he thinks he is. He thinks he is. Does this mean the other chain smokers had a threesome with these two? That's a big leap. People be wondering. Come on, man.

Starting point is 00:40:26 It's recently in the news, David. Come on, dude. Something that they do. Devil's threesome. I think Dave's about to start watching Only Murders in the Building. You know, we had this conversation last night that she is primed for a large role in a large motion picture for a large role in a large motion picture and would maybe put some a futures bet on her winning or getting nominated for an academy award in the next five years really 10 years yeah who had this conversation my wife and i oh okay i thought i had this conversation with you and i was like man i

Starting point is 00:40:58 must have blacked out towards the end of our selena gomez conversation yesterday keep in mind i'm basing this all on a show that I've never watched, but I've almost watched it and Will thinks I should watch it. No. And I recommended it. I've only recommended it to two people and both of them told me,

Starting point is 00:41:13 quote, it was boring, you're old. So. I appreciate Steve Martin. Was Randy one of them? Yeah. Was it Randy and Adam? Yeah, it was Randy and Cool Adam.

Starting point is 00:41:22 So, yeah. Cool Adam, you shouldn't. Don't get put in my place. He's so cool that you can't recommend anything to the guy. I love the guy. He's just a little too cool sometimes. I gave it two episodes. I liked it okay.

Starting point is 00:41:32 Bay did not, so we didn't keep going. I probably would have if not for Bay. You're allowed to keep watching. Well, we watch TV together, so it's like I don't have time to just go do my own shit anymore. See, I'm actively trying to stop watching more, like as much TV with Sally. I think, I think it benefits us to watch our own shit.

Starting point is 00:41:49 I'm watching all this normie shit that she wants to watch. I don't need to watch the, like all the number one shows on all the streaming platforms. I want to watch the shit that I want to watch. You need to just get league pass and just watch random NBA games. I got league, La Liga pass. La Liga pass.

Starting point is 00:42:02 I'm going to have to come over. Yeah, that's good. That's good. I got to see what, uh, Juventus is up to for sure that's a i think that's a different league i know i but sometimes like they talk about the other leagues facts yeah on the on the highlight show yeah yeah with alexi lawless for sure for sure is he the orange man that's back? Alexi Lalas because of his orange hair? No, it's DT. Donnie.

Starting point is 00:42:27 DJT? Who's that? What's the T? Trump. Are you serious? No, no. Like, what's the T? Come on, man.

Starting point is 00:42:37 I read on Twitter. He's going to be back on Twitter and Facebook. Is he actually going to be posting, though? He's back on the bird? He's not going to get back on the bird app in the way that he used to be on the bird app. Here's my theory. Or what I think is going to happen. I also know it's a theory.

Starting point is 00:42:54 Do you remember when Chappelle did that last season of Chappelle's show? His heart wasn't in it? His heart wasn't in it and the skits weren't... They just didn't hit like they did a couple years prior. I'm little worried that this is gonna be like late stage chapelle show you think he's doing layups and like mid-range jumpers and he's not gonna i think i think the game has maybe passed him by a little bit yeah oh man happy to be proven wrong very happy to be proven wrong maybe i'm happy jackie if jackie chan whips my great. It's a great story. Maybe he's refreshed.

Starting point is 00:43:25 He's been taking all his time off. He's got his material built up. The last time I saw him speak, he didn't look that refreshed. That's my only concern. Well, he's very old. Well, how is he doing on Truth Social, Dave? I don't know. Yeah, you do.

Starting point is 00:43:36 I would like it if I got banned. If he wants to dunk on people. Shadow banned. For being a cuck? For lying? Only truth's on there, man. Did you get cuck banned? to if he wants to dunk on people for being a man for being a cock for lying only only truth on there man did you get cock banned yeah it was they figured out that i was a cock troll yeah who's this who's this liberal texas cock yeah who's this who's this dc rough account that's

Starting point is 00:43:56 inspiring cockism it was me they have a beta mail they sent me their beta mode of the platform. He can never capture the fire that he had at one point on Twitter. I don't know. Outside of him inciting certain riots and stuff like that, outside of that, his Twitter game was stupid. I don't think he's intentionally being funny. I think that's just who he is. Yeah, that's correct.

Starting point is 00:44:23 That's correct. Just be yourself on the bird app and we're gonna have we're gonna have a good time i just hope his first tweet is just some just random shot at rosie o'donnell because someone just he can't he can't get past it he just can't leave it alone has to throw a random shot at somebody beefed with like 24 years ago he doesn't let the beefs die quickly and then you know what i respect that i actually you have to he's very petty well yeah be looking out for that unless i got duped but i i i verified that the outlet was

Starting point is 00:44:56 legit it was reporting this what's your favorite do you like calling him the orange man cheeto man who are those dudes that used to respond to him all the time that you were obsessed with the crass brothers or something crass the crass bros yeah what's their problem they're back right they're back why'd they get why i've never really understood what the deal is with them like what like what just the what horse do they have in this race they're just they just didn't like they didn't care for this orange man and they're just like you know what it's going to be now our our life journey is going to be just replying to everything you do pointing out uh factual inaccuracies and what you're saying or maybe just pointing out something that you did previously why did i think they were trump backers

Starting point is 00:45:37 they were like can i say that like no matter what side of the aisle you're on like those those dudes suck are you saying that oh crass yeah duda? Yeah. Duda loves those guys. Yeah, Duda's all around crass. Yeah, but he likes them because they suck. They're just like... It's just... Do you see his red wings that he got off eBay? Yeah, they're fire. They are gas.

Starting point is 00:45:53 Dude, they're fire. Do you see him, Dave? He got that steel toe. Yeah, he needs to... I can't wait for him to slide it in between the cab and the truck bed of his F-150 on his way to work. Yeah. Those are work boots. are those are work boots they

Starting point is 00:46:05 are definitely work boots yeah it's should should he get more criticism for appropriating the blue collar man what johnny d he makes me think about it now whenever i like have to go do something i'm like fuck i can't wear white jeans at this appointment they're gonna think i'm a total wimp yeah i gotta i gotta i gotta put on my carpenter pants. You're going to get your oil changed and white jeans? Can't be doing that. They're like, wow. Oh, sir, you got to replace your engine block here.

Starting point is 00:46:34 Yeah, we have to replace your entire car. Will you pay us $50,000? Like, sure, if that's what you need. You think when he walks into AutoZone for a new battery, he puts on his Red Wings? Absolutely. Yeah. Absolutely.

Starting point is 00:46:44 His Carhartt beanie. And then he buys it and looks like, can you guys help me install this? zone for a new battery he puts on his red wings absolutely yeah absolutely his car harbini and then he like he like look he buys it and looks like you guys help me install this it's kind of difficult in the newer and the newer versions of these cars yeah okay it's not as easy as it used to just hit up the youtubes dude the youtubes are always very straightforward when it comes to car maintenance yeah highly recommend youtube shot youtube premium you ever done 15 a month you ever dump soda water or soda pop on uh the build up on your battery i have i have it's kind of a cool thing does it work yeah yeah never done yeah i've done it i had to do it pretty bad it's crazy that in the year like what 2012 that my 1995 subaru was

Starting point is 00:47:28 struggling you know i thought those were built to last they are the fact that i was still driving in 2012 speaks a lot about the longevity of that car i had to do that in my jeep cherokee my 1989 jeep cherokee once um also had to get rid of it all together as it would shut off when i made right turns because of the fuel pump. Right turns. That's not what you want. Yeah. I guess all the gasoline would go to one side and just not collect into –

Starting point is 00:47:54 That's amazing. Damn. It was great. I'd have to slowly turn. If I turn like a normal speed turn, this car is just shutting off. I'd have to throw it in neutral and start it again. Instead of taking one right, you'd have to take three lefts to get going in the same direction yeah you had the you had the zoolander of cars the opposite of efficient my carbon footprint in the year 1999 was tough

Starting point is 00:48:14 zoolander of cars you hit him with that hansel drip it's not fun yeah that's annoying i couldn't the ceiling was like drooping down oh yeah and you know that was the worst it's like man my dad's like we're not putting any more money into this thing i'm like that was always that was devastating when my dad made that proclamation about my car i was like man it's over yeah that's that's when you know i had i had it to the point where i couldn't fill my tank up more than half because that would that would cause a leak in one of the tubes and so i had to i just had to put it like a quarter tank in every time and i had to get gas like four times more cost efficient no it's not you don't have to fill it up the whole way the guy told me he's like you

Starting point is 00:48:53 know you know it's cost way less for you to uh just get this fixed than it would be for you to fill up your tank like four times a week and have it leaking out constantly i was like yeah but i'm poor dude is michigan a you have to have an attendant pump your gas state or is that just new jersey no that's like just new jersey and shit why is that and like delaware or something like i don't it's weird huh i'm not trying to put the gas pumpers out of the job but like low-key i just feel like that's something we can do on our own yeah i like pumping gas what's up what's up with people and by people what's the deal hold on new segment it's called what's up with people what's the deal what's what's up with

Starting point is 00:49:32 people what's up with people what do you mean why do people leave their car doors open when they pump gas i do it why not like if even i don't know just get a fresh air even though it's not fresh you're getting fumes. Like you're letting, yeah, you're letting the fumes get into your car. If it's hot in Texas, you're like letting all the AC get out. I like to turn my music up real loud while I'm doing it and just kind of stand there and look at people. Just put the vibe out? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:50:01 Like people look over, like, why is this guy listening to Miley Cyrus so loud? Is that really something you think about? Door being open? Mm-hmm. Because if I'm in the car with somebody and they're pumping gas and leave the door open, I'm like, why? Shut the fucking door. Don't make me sit here and do this. I mean, I don't say anything.

Starting point is 00:50:13 It's not that big a deal. It's not ruining the day. Do you take your keys? I leave my keys in the car. So I know the car won't lock on me if I shut the door. But there's still something in my head that's like, don't leave the keys in the car. So I know the car won't lock on me if I shut the door. But there's still something in my head that's like, don't leave the keys in the car with the door closed. What if it locks and you can't get your keys out?

Starting point is 00:50:30 Well, there was never any truth to the idea that if you go sit back down in your car, that the friction between your pants and the car might cause a spark that suddenly blows. Yeah. Like that was always a thing that they tell you. I never heard that one. They told us that when we were little. And it was like, I don't think that's right. They tell you don't bring your cell phone out.

Starting point is 00:50:48 They say don't leave your car running while you do it. You can do all those things. Can you imagine if you were at a group dinner, and you were like, oh, did you guys see that text? Did you hear about Tina? Yeah, she was on her cell phone pumping gas, and shit just exploded. How many explosions per day would happen if any of those things frequent? Zero. Ever happen?

Starting point is 00:51:05 It is completely safe to leave your car running while you fill up with gas. How many explosions per day would happen if any of those things frequent? Zero. Ever like happen? It is completely safe to leave your car running while you fill up with gas. Cops do it. Cops do it. Yeah, it's like a protocol. Like they're always ready to get in the car and go. Not saying you should do everything cops do, but like, I mean, cops do it. We should be fine.

Starting point is 00:51:20 We are fine. I do it sometimes. What do the Nashville cops do? I'm thinking about getting a citizen arrest off this weekend. They pumping something else dave you guys want to do a citizen's arrest with me this weekend yeah yeah what's the deal with those those actually work i don't know arrest somebody what's up with citizen's arrest you hold somebody in custody yeah but you have to the only rule is you have to have like a jacket and you have to use your finger and hide it like under the jacket and make it look like you have a pistol but you don't and you have to have a jacket and you have to use your finger and hide it under the jacket and make it look like you have a pistol, but you don't.

Starting point is 00:51:47 And you have to tell them to reach for the sky. If you know the laws on citizen's arrest and you cite them while you're trying to put someone in custody, you're a dork. Oh, yeah. You're a total nerd. I'm sure you can, but I don't know the laws around it. But some people do it's best to call uh the authorities yeah that's yeah because citizens arrest uh these days looks a lot different than maybe like 30 years ago because i feel like more people a couple things more

Starting point is 00:52:16 people are strapped and more people know uh combat fighting like uh jujitsu things of that nature don't citizens arrest someone that has cauliflower ear. It won't go well for you. No. I can see the Duttons trying to do a citizens arrest. I've been waiting for this segment the whole time, man. I'm so excited for this. Before we start recording today,

Starting point is 00:52:36 Dave brought up a very valid question, in my opinion, while we were sitting in the bullpen, and asked if we need to do some type of coverage on Yellowstone, being that it's such a popular show. I've never watched an episode. To which we responded, it's such a popular show. I've never watched an episode. To which we responded, it's such a bad show. Why would we do that? And Dave's like, exactly.

Starting point is 00:52:50 Which kind of makes sense. There's so many people that I know and respect that watch the show and to a person, they all will say, yeah, it sucks, but I'm in. I've never seen a show that has so many people still wanting to get in after so many people being like, yeah, this show sucks. I also watch Tulsa King.

Starting point is 00:53:08 Okay, it sucks, but it's still really entertaining. That's the point, yeah. Okay, here's what the show has going for it. Here's what the show has going for it. Kevin Costner. Everyone loves Costner. Happy birthday to him. Today's his birthday.

Starting point is 00:53:21 Wow, shout out to him and his family. Beautiful scenery. Yeah. Yellowstone. The beautiful Western scenery. Just the vibe of Yellowstone, Montana. Like all that kind of stuff. Like it's got all these trademarks of being a very watchable show.

Starting point is 00:53:32 But then you have Beth just being the meanest person of all time. You got people getting murdered left and right and not having accountability for it. We got the militia doing – like essentially kidnapping people. Like this isn't how people live. I want to be a fly on the wall in the writer's room and just see what they... They've got to be aware. I can't believe we're getting away with this storyline still. Is the person

Starting point is 00:53:54 that writes Beth's part in the writer's room, are they just a brutal alcoholic that just sits there and like, yeah, Beth's going to be a bitch in this episode again? Beth is one of the worst characters in television history, I think. I like the person that playsh but the the character itself is a one-trick pony i i don't understand why she is just so hateful and awful 100 of the time i need you to watch this show dave so that you can see just how ridiculous it gets it's kind of fun like watching it from afar she's at a bar and some like some gentleman will walk

Starting point is 00:54:29 in and like strike up a conversation with her as as people do in bars and she'll just turn to them and just absolutely just pour them out um for no reason at all because they're like hitting on her maybe they asked her on a straight tequila night dylan talk talk to me like i'm beth i'm in a bar i'm drinking i'm drinking whiskey neat because she just loves her whiskey hey i see your your drink's getting low there would you like another one yeah yeah i would actually okay great what are you drinking i bet your small dick attitude would love to know what i'm drinking. That's exactly how it goes. Like, it's just like, what? Like, why are you doing this? Like, what's your problem?

Starting point is 00:55:09 How do you know I got a small dick? Yeah, like, why do you got to call it my small dick? Like, that's not nice. Dave, she has this brother. She turns guys into incels. She has this brother who, like, admittedly, like, wronged her way back when they were, like, young. Yeah, he did some shit. He, like, wronged her, but.

Starting point is 00:55:24 What kind of shit uh you want a spoiler no don't don't give the spoiler okay there's too many people for her that changed the uh trajection trajectory of her life i like your objection rejection and um it's like every time these two are in the same room together on the show i'm trying to traject every time they're in the same room together and it's happened i don't know probably 100 times now she will just corner him and just berate him and talk about how she wants him to be dead how she hates his guts love it how no one in her family loves him it's like over and over and over this dude needs he needs to start applying for jobs in like california like southern california like he needs to change his change yeah awful maybe go to the mainland like uh shabon yeah

Starting point is 00:56:08 like he just doesn't he just doesn't need to to sit there and take the verbal abuse that his like sister gives him it's not also why are government government buildings just getting shot up left and right mile casey is is one of the the sons in the show, one of Kevin Costner's children. And he's been in like three full-on shootouts. He's not good at his job. Isn't he just in charge of like, he's like the agriculture commissioner or some shit, and he's just shooting people.

Starting point is 00:56:35 He just gets in shootouts with automatic weapons. This is Montana. Yeah, but this takes place like a long, long time ago, right? No. Like my sister currently lives in Montana. She drives a Dodge Ram. And I just imagine like if she talked to me about like her life in Montana as if it's portrayed in Yellowstone, I would call her like hourly and be like, dude, so have they

Starting point is 00:56:58 figured out who like the crew of dudes shooting up the local police station is yet? And it's like, hey, Beth, I know that something really bad happened to you a long time ago, and also your mother passed away when you were younger, but your life isn't that bad. You live on a $100 million ranch in Yellowstone, and life's pretty good. Yeah, and all the men in your life are literally willing to kill in order to make sure that you can still live there. Maybe have a better attitude. I know that Rip's kind of a downer sometimes, but he's a chill dude overall. Oh, and guess what else, Dave? They they're all murderers they all just kill people they kill people i think i'm in on this show fleet dave i need you to start watching just just watch a

Starting point is 00:57:35 little bit and just get a taste if something can go wrong it will along with like three other things that go wrong that you didn't foresee happening season Season one has a threesome with the wolf, right? I think that's two. The wolf doesn't actually take part in the sexual activity. But the wolf is in the cup chair in the hotel room? Let the wolf watch. The wolf's watching from a distance, yeah. Okay.

Starting point is 00:57:55 It's like the wolf's watching us. Like, yeah, let the wolf watch. Yeah, the wolf's just like, yeah. The storyline is absolutely absurd. Well, at least it's so bad that they're not doing like a bunch of spinoffs. Yeah, it's not like they're building an entire universe surrounding it. Which, again, a lot of content to be had. Yeah, have you guys started 1863 yet?

Starting point is 00:58:14 I think I'm going to start off with 1777, and then I think I'm going to bounce over to 1863 before I jump into 1922. It wasn't until this morning I knew that there was a second spinoff. I thought it was only 1883. No, I believe the goal is to make an entire universe much like the Marvel universe. Like I think they're having so much success with their current shows that they're just trying to build out an entire universe. And then Kevin Costner is going to die like the richest man in entertainment. Turn up the producer mic there if you don't mind.

Starting point is 00:58:40 What has more staying power? And I know you don't watch yellowstone but a yellowstone universe or a walking dead universe because walking dead also has an insane amount of spinoffs planned uh probably yellowstone considering i've heard way more people talk about yellowstone than walking dead in any recent history i mean as soon as the movie's over i don't know maybe if daryl i think they're talking about him doing a spinoff that one would probably get a lot of people but the other ones i don't anyone else watches the spinoff when are you and kj launching your walking dead pod uh soon for sure

Starting point is 00:59:17 check it out at substog that's not it it's not it sick reference oh very cool randy good stuff yeah like oh you can do it i was gonna keep going in on them you can absolutely developers like we want to put a condo up right here and beth's like oh actually i'll murder your entire family yeah okay yeah yeah oh okay hey dad uh yeah these condo developers want to they're interested in building on our land because we have a massive piece of beautiful property here. Is there any way that we can slaughter their entire family? Sure. Sure, honey.

Starting point is 00:59:51 Yeah, anything for you, babe. Tell Rip to yell at one of the workers on the ranch again. Make sure these prisoners can't leave our ranch. Hey, I'm going to burn your house down tomorrow at 2 p.m., whether you're inside or not. Call back, tie it together. Yeah. Professional podcast. Yeah, very cool.

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Starting point is 01:02:53 But Friday, we're meeting our friend's new baby. New baby just dropped recently. I'm going to go meet the little fella. Is this like a beautiful baby or is this a newborn? It's a newborn baby. Oh, okay. I didn't know if one of your friends started dating someone. he is quite handsome from the pictures i've seen so that'll be fun okay friday saturday i'm going to a birthday party and it's 90s themed i have yet to come up

Starting point is 01:03:14 with my order your zubas it's wednesday we're talking about our weekends and fun you have a theme party i could i got a few days you're on brick watch yeah i was gonna say uh no that's fair to say i'm onick Watch is in full effect. I'm on Brick Watch. Go to Party City. Go rent like a Hulk Hogan outfit. Maybe something like Saved by the Bell. Hulk Hogan is not a bad idea.

Starting point is 01:03:33 We were thinking like popular 90s couples and make it a couples 90s theme. Anyway, if you got some good ideas to throw in my way, add DeShivery. You could do Kelly kelly kapowski and uh jeff oh are you saying that because he was significantly older than her no just jeff is such a shithead what you do you don't remember jeff dude you should go as rod belding oh right and the stew like what was it the stewardess he left the kids to go i thought about doing jesse and ac but i'm too pale to throw on a tank top right now. I can't do that.

Starting point is 01:04:08 Oh, my ass. Oh, God. Plus, I got to shave my face. The fact that you're saying that you're too pale to throw on a tank top and that you're like not as ripped as AC. It's winter. Most people are pale. Yeah, dude.

Starting point is 01:04:16 Like, it's okay. Put some self-tanner on, bitch. It's not a bad idea. Self-tanner. That's dangerous, though. That game has come a long way. That's dangerous, though. If you go too dark on the face, you get poured out on social media for it yeah

Starting point is 01:04:29 yeah like the orange man i was thinking something different but yeah um sunday yeah don't do black face for your 90s yeah great great call well yeah sunday i'm pretty open um i i do have um a text inquiry from one of our mutual friends who may want to grab a pint somewhere. Some people call them total strap move. I feel like that's only you. If I see either one of you this weekend, I'm going to cut one of my fingers off. Oh, no. So please.

Starting point is 01:05:00 Let me know when you snip those vocal cords. Man, that's going to slow your typing down by like 10%. Wow, Dave. That's a good hunting pack joke. Two fingers, 20%. Are you going to strategically cut one of your fingers off that doesn't affect your hunting and packing as much? You could easily just do like...

Starting point is 01:05:18 Y'all know I'm quick with it, though. Which one are you cutting first? What are you at? Like 50 words per minute? It's pinky, right? Obviously, left pinky, dog. Definitely thumb is last. Why not ring?

Starting point is 01:05:27 You know thumbs are important. I'm sending that ring. I'm not cutting a pinky off first, especially my right pinky. That thing supports my phone at all times, baby. That's why I said left, dog. Why did it sound like you were doing an ad read right there? Hey, right ring finger. Bye-bye.

Starting point is 01:05:40 You can have my left pinky for $100,000. I don't want it. If anybody wants it. If you give me your left pinky, I'm going to show up at your house. I'm going to throw it at your house. It was so emotional when Podrick found it. And he tried to keep the first finger. He's like, I got to give it back to him.

Starting point is 01:05:53 Like, for what, man? The tech's not there to sell it back on. He just couldn't let the friendship go. He couldn't do it. He kept trying to win them over. I respect it. Yeah. That's my weekend, guys.

Starting point is 01:06:04 Dave? That was me with like girls in high school like you hate me like they just started cutting their fingers off like will you gotta stop i was like no i like you you're the you're the girl of my dream his sister was like dude please stop you had the priest like say put in a word for you um i've got to tell you i regretfully don't have much lined up this weekend um the weather saturday it's up in the air there's some rain in the forecast which we do need got absolutely no measurable rain this morning and um sunday looks like a divine day 50s

Starting point is 01:06:39 sunny that's ideal for sunday's always a divine day david thank you so i don't know man i'm up i'm open for a pint but um you know i have yet to receive any text messages um offering that so i will yield my time to you yeah i'm feeling i'm feeling pretty uh colin fairly right now because like i just know no one wants to grab pints with your boy so uh I don't know what I'm up to this weekend. I do have a tee time this weekend. I might be playing the famous Lions Municipal Golf Course in the beautiful Austin, Texas area. I'm not loving that rain in the forecast on Saturday.

Starting point is 01:07:16 It's pretty tough when you haven't played golf in forever. You make a tee time a few days out, and that rain just slips into that forecast. Not ideal. We do got a big match. We got a big match on Saturday morning. You guys coming over for it? We got Arsenal versus Manchester United.

Starting point is 01:07:32 Saturday or Sunday? Sunday. We're trying to blow this title race wide open. We got boys' niners 530. Perfect. Perfect. We can just gas single Guinnesses on my couch all day. Let's think you watch football, dog.

Starting point is 01:07:46 I don't know if I... Footy or football? I can't watch it in public. Are you trying to watch American football or football? American football. Okay. I don't know if I'm in on the American football. I do have some scratch put down on some games,

Starting point is 01:07:57 but I need to determine how many units I'm going to do. Okay. Gambling guy. Dude, I got some sick ass parlays in the hopper how many legs dude it's an octoparlay

Starting point is 01:08:15 eight legs eight legs remember the octomom the odds on that are crazy dude y'all should go as octomom and donor I don't know if that's

Starting point is 01:08:23 gonna play stop it's referenced it's not gonna play Dave well very cool man why don't know if that's gonna stop it's referenced it's not gonna play well very cool man why don't you go as like danny and sandy i have my danny costume if you want to borrow it famously not in a movie from the 90s dude what what dude that's definitely the degrees was definitely the 90s dude go as um go as john leguizamo in the past and that's just not gonna happen do you have the balls do you have the balls to dress as the mask and she can go as Go as John Leguizamo in the past. That's just not going to happen. Do you have the balls to dress as the mask and she can go as Cameron Diaz?

Starting point is 01:08:49 I recommended that. That's an expensive costume. It is. For her, not so much. For you, unless you want to mail it in. Smoking. Odds that you guys go as Dumb and Dumber. And she goes as – which one's the one with the...

Starting point is 01:09:05 She goes as... Lloyd? Yeah, Lloyd. Lloyd. It's actually pretty... That would be hilarious. I can't convince Bae to dress as... Why?

Starting point is 01:09:15 You guys could absolutely do this. She's got the blue tux with the hair coming out the sides, and you got the orange tux. It's the perfect costume. Are they giving away prizes at this thing for best dressed? I'm unsure. Because that would win. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:09:27 You guys should go as Garth and Wayne. She's got the blonde hair for Garth, and you could look like Wayne. Swing. You could go as Bill and Hillary. No. Bill and Monica. Dude, go as... She should be Epstein, and you could go as Ghislaine,

Starting point is 01:09:44 because you have brown hair. I'm closing suggestions now. That is over. You can't run the flight logs. I got to pee. Just not going to. It's always worst case scenario when you have to do a flight log. It's time to go.

Starting point is 01:09:57 That's when you wait to let Starbucks know. I know what it is. Bye. Bye. Bye.

Circling Back - The Banshees of Yellowstone

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