Circling Back - The Big Arch & The Dallas Meetup | Circling Back 3-2-26
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Ranchos and metal ranches
Yeah
We're back, we're so back
Monday morning
Circling Back podcast
Hi, I'm Dave
And welcome to the show
Thank you
I could feel my
Ooh, yeah
I was Chinese max in this morning
Randy and I were feeling good
getting our stretches in
Yeah, I love clearing up my fascia
I love getting the fascia a little bit
just I feel a little more mobile.
More on that later.
What's a fascia?
God, you are a fascist.
Oh, that's what people have been saying.
No one's ever called you a fascist.
That was a rude response.
Yeah.
Dylan Shivery.
What's a fashion for real?
It's like a tissue.
It's like a muscle.
It's like between muscle and something else.
I got some fascia right here.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, some Kleenex, everyone.
I am happy to be back in the saddle.
Missed a couple days.
last week.
He left your glasses here.
I know.
I was without my glasses.
People were wondering, like, why didn't he bring those home?
Are these, like, performative or what?
This little sickness I have has been, this is day six.
This little sickness of mine.
This is day six.
I'd never been sick for this long.
I don't think ever, ever.
You've never been sick for five or six days.
I don't think so.
I have a pretty elite immune system.
Clearly not.
Maybe it's all those, all those,
this is bizarre.
bacteria, you know, antibiotics.
This is, yeah.
I've been taking antibiotics in like five years.
I know.
They've been just waiting.
Yeah, I don't know what's going on.
You had a sleeper's hell in your belly.
I can't get past this.
We use a Zipak.
Can't get past this fucking thing, whatever the hell it is.
So, but I am happy to be here.
You need a holler at my boy, Zern tank.
Did I saw Zertek making appearance on the, on the Instagram?
Bro, your boy, your boy's down bad when he's on that store brand, that H-E-B.
You got to give them your ID.
No, I live off that store brand.
She's like, do you want the, they asked.
Do you want the, do you want the H.E.B, the generic or the, I was like.
Oh, it's a $10 difference?
Yeah, I'll take the generic brand.
It's the same shit.
Yeah.
Yeah, but the package is a little harder to open.
They don't get to peel it and pop it.
I'm going to cuffing up.
I'm a peal and pop it.
I'm coughing up for them all morning.
Stop.
People don't want to hear that.
That's grosser than.
It's nasty.
Nobody wants, especially your coworkers who are in a small room.
with you. They don't want to hear that.
Yeah.
Y'all are fine, dude.
No, I mean, I've been, I've been, uh, everybody knows I've been on that ish.
It's just so stupid.
That ish.
God, people in Dallas are going to love this.
Oh, man.
Shots are people up in Dallas.
We'll be linking with y'all next weekend, this weekend, not next, this weekend.
Pretty stoked, man.
No shots, no Allegra D.
Them's the rules.
Don't get high on your.
own supply. Randy Trebaki, ladies and gentlemen. Who stepped away from the mic. I was fixing the camera.
This guy's crazy. And that day decides to introduce me. Find a way, dude. How you doing, Dave?
Find a way. Hi, Dave. What about me? What? How are I doing? I mean, well, Dave introduced,
how you do it. How you do? We just heard how you're doing. You're coughing off flound.
Yeah, you chose to utilize your time to tell everyone that you're secreting mucus.
Dude, it's been gross. Yeah, we know. That's typically what happens in you're sick.
I've never been sick. Dude, he finds a way even when he's sick to sneaky brag. They've never been sick this long. Five days now. I don't think I've ever been sick for like a week straight. You never had like bronchitis or something? I don't know. Never had bronchitis. No. Maybe that's what I have. No, I think that's a bad cough. Yeah. I really haven't been coughing too much. I hope not, man. It feels like I was swollen. We have to put you in the ground. You know what I'm saying? Every morning I wake up, I'm swallowing.
with razor blades.
That's, that's, yeah, that's,
nobody wants to hear that.
Razor blades.
But I'm not actually swalleling.
Can you give us,
tell us how, Randy,
tell us how you like,
got some sun and like,
I guess I'm going to say it for the weekend of fun.
I guess,
I'm going to say it for this weekend of fun.
I guess the big news, big news is,
I don't know,
the streets are talking that tonight
might be Dungeons and Dragons night
in the Trimbecky household.
Wow.
We'll see.
We'll see.
Is Danny are going to be there?
No,
no,
the boys from back home.
What times should I come through, man?
it's online,
and it's with my friends from back time should i log on uh but it it's something like we get to do
once a month maybe and it's still not even for sure if we'll be playing tonight but oh hey he says
log on that's why i'm wearing my saron shirt i was gonna say because you just wore that recently yeah
i don't want to call you out if it's dungeon and dragons day i try to wear something nerdy
i was all no i think i was watching my dungeon crawler carl shirt that looks very simple to this
He's in the dunce and crawling around.
Negan.
All squad logging on tonight.
Mm-hmm.
It's a land party, yo.
But yeah, I'm excited to be here.
I'm excited for a week.
Bring your own saline.
You got a short week.
B-YOS.
Because of Friday, we might be heading to one Dallas.
I mean, we are heading to Dallas.
Airbnb, we'll just save it for a letter.
Just put that seg on here.
I'm just going to put Dallas
Big D, put Big D
I put the D
Okay
Uppercase
What are we doing on Patreon
Tomorrow
We could do either
Exactly five minutes
Or cold call
I was saying cold calls
It's cold cold cold call
I like cold calls
Rolling into a meetup week
Yeah
And since it's March
I said it last
I said it on Thursday
But some people may not listen
To a full episode
As far as Patreon
March
I don't know.
Because some people are weird.
You put a voicemail on at the end or?
Because I burnt peanut.
Yeah.
Even though the call was asking for it.
Anyways, this month, five Tuesdays, I have committed to saying, I don't think even Dylan
knows this, I will bring back, do you know it, the game show for one episode.
No fucking way.
Yeah.
Next week?
So I think either the last two Tuesdays, which I know you might be going to Mexico still,
so we'll figure it out what works best with yours and will schedule.
But yes, I will commit to bring you back for a piece of one episode this week.
This is major breaking.
Yeah.
I heard it last week.
Well, for me, this is major breaking.
Thanks for me.
Randy, I'm excited, man.
That's big news.
I have to figure out who's playing, though.
Can't wait to be embarrassed.
No, you typically win those.
I didn't win one.
I don't know how, but I didn't win one.
He did win one.
One that had Blink 182 on it, too.
It was the resolute desk was what really got you.
I feel like there was something at the end, a controversy.
no there wasn't it was clean clean dub no asterisk on that dub no sorry brad's the one that gets
asteris or does he get he gets asterix it's a hard word to say i won't fuck the plural of that is hard
asterisks it is hard to say truly um voicemails those will drop friday 888 61848 442
um leave us a voicemail uh patreon's popping right now we had uh last week was co-worker
week. That was last week, right?
Someone just called
the Reslude desk, the loot desk.
It's good. It's good. A lot of fun.
A lot of content back there.
Oh yeah, we need to pick a theme for this month, too.
Yeah, we had some stuff on the chat last Thursday, some ideas.
A lot of people want to do Pledge Week, or at least maybe it's one guy a lot of times.
It keeps on asking for it. But that'd be kind of funny, just like Pledge Ship stories.
Keep it anonymous. Don't throw your frets under the bus. But yeah, we'll do that.
We want to just say Pledge Week?
That limits, that definitely limits the scope of who can submit, you know.
Only the frat stars out there can submit.
There's a lot of frat stars.
If we have enough, then it's a mood for.
People be frat and serat.
I want to hear from the, yes.
We hear from the serratis.
What you typically call serostitutes.
I don't, I never.
I never said that word.
Maybe it'll just be Greek week.
So like, yeah, sorority girls can like talk about rush.
Or we can just hear from Greek people.
That too.
Maybe Janus will call.
That's so stupid.
What would he even say?
I'm sorry.
There's no way he knows about this person.
I'm sorry.
Seriously, I stop.
Seriously, think about what you said.
I don't know, man.
I'm just...
He's rusty, man.
I'm rusty.
I haven't been in here in a while.
I'm just trying to put a shots up.
Just so we know what to expect.
Dayquil, mucinex.
Don't take Dayquil.
Why?
I don't know.
There's a pharmacist on Instagram.
It's just don't take it.
And then I'm just, I'm,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold up, Watts.
You're taking Mucinix.
He's such a boner.
Or like our friend Sam Taylor calls it Mucanix.
I will,
I have long had to take that Mucinex does nothing for me.
It's been helping me.
For me, it's just like,
it's like drink a ton of water on Mucinix.
I'm like, I could just drink a ton of water and it would do the same thing.
Anyway.
I got electrolytes in this, this John right here.
Let's go.
Did you get it from the,
No.
The gift back?
Brought it from the crib.
Chal's got something for me.
What, Randy?
And here's my Android friend, Robotussin.
Robotussing.
Leveraging AI.
Stupid.
Shout out to Bethany and Page.
Oh, yeah.
Yep.
Brought us some breakfast tacos.
Sorry, I couldn't talk to you more.
He's got to get the episode up.
Randy, Randy kind of gets a little shy.
No, I didn't bring me any tacos, though.
I realized that was very late.
producing this episode.
Because I didn't respond to the DM.
I just saw it for the first time.
It's because I've been sick.
I haven't left my kids.
I feel like they bought a ton of time.
She said these are not,
she specifically said,
I did not get you any.
She made it very clear.
It's okay, Bethany.
I'm still appreciative that you guys stopped by.
It was nice of them to come by.
They're spreading the good word too, apparently.
Yeah, it was interesting.
One of them said, I think it was Bethany.
She started listening five years ago.
and now she's got her co-workers on it
and she said she went back and listened
to all the episodes.
Yeah.
It's crazy work.
I legitimately would never do that.
That's nasty work.
I would not,
if I were to get into a show now,
like I've been listening,
fun fact.
Yeah.
Let's say I was,
let's say I,
for some reason,
got into a lot of Bill Simmons lately.
I'm not going to go back
and listen to Bill Simmons.
She says it took her a year
to catch up to present.
That's putting in work, man.
We appreciate that, Bethany.
I know.
You know what?
You're the back of the week.
They're the first.
I think they're the first backers to be offered.
Hey, go in there, get you some merch.
We got a bunch of good merch in it.
I don't think they took anything.
No, Paige took a hat.
She took a hat?
She took a hat.
Oh, she did.
That's right.
Yeah.
The most difficult to explain hat.
Yeah.
I like that.
Well, shout out to them.
That was very nice of them to come by.
It was very nice.
Sweet gals.
I responded to them, and then I saw them walk up and I was totally caught off guard.
Yeah.
And, yeah, Brett was on a business call.
It's better than what.
Yeah, that's where he was.
It's better than what you typically do is you tell the listeners to come by
and then you just go to the gym for three hours.
I was, you know what's funny about that?
The listener that spawned that story,
DM me after y'all made that joke and said,
Dave, you guys, I totally, they wronged you.
It was Seth Bernacki, Dr. Seth Bernan.
Dave, this is not an eye place.
This isn't a one-time occurrence.
There's a history here.
Just message me because my social coworkers,
will get weird if y'all show up and i'm not here no no we love we love it we love it we love everybody
know we do we love it um what else subscribe to our youtube if you're watching this right now like
you you there's a chance you're not even subscribed just go click it because a lot of people
click the link and they'll subscribe there's a chance you didn't give it a like so hit a like right now um
what else ross was on that was cool what you say oh ross was on that was cool ross was on last
week. We were going to have Ross on anyway, then Dylan bailed on the show. I caught most of that,
by the way. He was great. I tuned in live about 25 minutes. He was. He sat up straight the whole
time. Wow. Yeah. What do we talk about? Talked about his app draft. Talked about movies, TV. A lot of
Billy, a lot of Adam Sandler stuff. We talked a lot of Adam Sandler. Getting a lot of that.
And then newsletter, apologies. We just, Will was at a lot of.
that town. Dorm was in bed and I really didn't want to send like a one column and I just didn't
have time to write one. We moved up the schedule, like thinking Dillon was going to be back Thursday.
So we recorded Patreon Thursday, right? Whatever, not an excuse. I'm just saying apologies
about the newsletter. You'll get a really good one this week. A lot of probably a lot of Dallas
meet up content lead up to. Dillon will typically do that, what to look forward to or his
predictions for. Look, I just, that'll be a good one. It'll be a good one. If you wanted to,
you don't have to. Somebody will do that. I already, I already did it. You already did it.
There you go. Maybe we'll just call, we'll AI it. Yeah. And put it in there. I almost
AI'd the newsletter. Yeah, we'll have Claude write it. No, I'm not, I'm not down with Claude.
Yeah, I fuck with Claude. That's a cool name. Are you transitioning from Claude or into Claude from,
what was the other one? What's the other one? Chad GPT? I haven't used Claude. I don't know how dope it is. He is.
Jeff came by and gave us an overview.
I now know a lot about AI.
A lot.
It was very, very eye-opening.
I think, from what I can gather, AI's changing everything.
That's what I gather, too.
Man, you just don't know what's common, man.
You really don't.
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Also, on a somber note, I want to say thank you to everybody who reached out,
checking on the boys as there was a mass shooting on West 6th.
Yes.
You probably saw outside of Beauforts, which is West 6th is the hot spot.
It's where we, you know, we went many times and have gone.
And it's awful.
And I haven't seen, I think three or four people died, including the shooter.
And there's a kid, a tech kid who is one of the ones who died and will probably
I didn't know that.
We're going to repost his, there's a go-fund me for his family.
He was in Austin visiting.
That's all I know.
He's the only victim I've seen outside of the dude who shot everybody up and was killed by police.
But I'm going to post it.
And, yeah, I don't know.
I don't have any connection to any of the victims I know of.
We don't.
But we're going to post that.
So thanks for everybody who reached out.
Yeah, thanks to had a couple people DM me too.
I thought, yeah, you were out and about on Saturday, which we'll hear more about.
Terrible, terrible situation.
All right.
Let's make the awkward transition to this weekend and fun.
Bro, let's go out this weekend.
There's a crazy event happening.
I like to turn up.
Bro, there's a crazy event happening.
We had the party and it was lit.
I got yelled out by a prostitute.
Let's just go have fun and let go with it.
Little more, bros, let's go.
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Oh, you want me to start off?
Yeah.
Oh, pretty bleak weekend.
You were playing pool?
No, no, no.
Still on the bleak day, no.
No, pretty good weekend.
It was a bleak weekend.
What going on?
My biggest, my two goals this weekend were to get a tan.
and do taxes.
And I believe I did both of them.
I'm not sun-kissed.
I wouldn't say I'm sun-kiss,
but I did get a little color
in preparation for Hawaii.
Yeah, we were all talking about it
when you walked in.
Yeah, like I did get a little more color.
So that's nice at least got somewhat of the base.
Probably can't tell.
But anyways, so that was-
You didn't get burned.
That's the important thing.
Yeah, that's a bit of bathing.
So like Saturday and Sunday during the days,
I was just mainly laying out at the pool,
listen to music.
Maybe a little early bird,
maybe a little bit of a little drinky-poo.
A little drinky poo about the pool
What's a drinky poo?
Are they a sponsor?
No, it's just a, I just made a drinky poo.
Yeah.
The first one was a whiskey lemonade
And then the second one was
A pineapple, ginger beer and rum.
Pineapple and ginger beer do not mix.
Just, that was all the mix I had.
Tried it.
Doesn't work.
Guys,
Go to www.
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Wwww.
Drinky poo.com.
Drinky poo is a good name for like a novelty.
Bev.
A little drinky poo.
I hate it.
Get you drinky poo homes.
I hate it.
Gonna get you couple drink.
Drinky poo is not bad.
Well, we see y'all in Dallas.
Don't be buying us too many drinking poos.
We're going to be having some drinky poos for sure.
So Friday, big thing.
You know, people were DMing me.
Some people would just straight up, we're calling it, saying, like, you're not going to finish
your assignment.
You're assigned Black History Month assignment, which was to watch Friday.
It was not assigned.
It was assigned, which was to watch Friday.
We did tell you.
We were very, very upset that you had never seen it.
And then it made total sense because you're young.
So Friday, I watched it.
I'm not happy.
You have to rent it.
So I had to rent it for like $5.
How much was it to buy?
Like five.
I'm not going to buy it.
I'm not going to buy it.
You should have bought Friday.
Get you a collection, hon.
So I did watch it.
And it was...
Don't go in there for 35, 45, 45.
I thought that was the best character.
The dad was really funny.
And they got really intense at the end.
I was not expecting that.
It was kind of lighthearted.
the whole time.
Debo.
It was, you know.
Big worm, man.
Go ahead.
I thought it was fine.
Okay.
Maybe not, I mean, enjoyed parts of it.
Also, I don't want to beat that much of a downer.
Chris Tucker, you know, with his alleged Epstein ties did also add an element of.
Those aren't alleged.
He's straight up on the jet.
Yeah, exactly.
So, but I mean, overall, I watched it.
Okay.
Smokey was a oft-quoted character in 1997.
By Felicia.
1996, 1997.
So yeah, to go from that to-
He got hired his own class.
He can't do that.
That's where he messed up.
Big worm, big perm.
It's interesting learning some of the stuff.
There's some pop culture stuff.
I knew by Felicia was from there, but I guess I'd never seen the movie.
So I didn't know who Felicia was.
Right.
So I'm now seeing the character, I'm like, okay, I understand.
and why they didn't want to be around her anymore.
Oh, good.
I'm happy.
Mix it up.
Get a little culture.
Saturday, laid out of the pool,
but Saturday night caught up with a good friend of the show Gordo.
We just went out and played some pool.
But it's more important about what I did right before I went out to the bars, Dave.
And that is, I got the Popeye's chicken wings.
You finally got them.
I did get them.
And let me say.
get, I'm so glad that you told me to get the signature hot because I got, I was going to get
Buffalo and the Honey Barbecue. Honey Barbecue was, it was fine. It was, they get the sauce.
The signature hot was amazing. Like, it was the way that they dusted it and then put it in the
sauce, it was like so good. Yeah. I highly recommend. I'm glad you had that experience. If you get the
wings, get the signature hot because I tried the other flavor and wasn't as good. Also, people are
going to hate this because clearly we saw a bunch of comments. I got the fried pickles too that
offering right now. I didn't even know that. They're really bad. They did not, they do not do
well there. Get fried pickles from a restaurant. Chips are spares. Chips. But they were like overdone
and just the batter wasn't great. But yes, the signature hot, Popeye's chicken wings, very, very good.
Where did you go play pool? Went to Frazier's and then we went to Copperhead. Damn.
Gordo's pretty much a regular copperhead. Does everybody know his name? Yeah. Like,
He walks through him, like he knows everyone there.
Where everybody knows your name.
Do do do do do.
That's cheers, which is probably missing a lot of these young folks right now.
Dave gets it.
I want to go where everybody knows your name.
Do do do do do.
You want to go where people go.
It's fun to go in there and troubles are all the same.
Troubles are all the same.
Everybody's back's hurting a little bit.
I don't want to go.
Everybody's getting smoked on taxes.
Speaking of which.
A couple of the guys have Ria.
Sunday.
Well, speaking which.
Dylan's never been sick for six days.
Sunday,
I did my taxes.
I laid out of the pool.
I saw your envelope over there.
Did my taxes.
What's that refund?
I owed.
Oh, sick.
Not fun.
Sick.
Dude, just write it off.
So, which I had to do my taxes twice,
which was annoying.
But I don't.
That's,
just going to be me bitching and complaining.
So, but anyways, got that done.
Then I watched a little FaceTime date with the girlfriend.
Find you some gray area, Haas.
Yeah.
So I just start claiming everything.
Yeah.
Why wouldn't you?
Yeah.
I mean, this is not tax advice, but why wouldn't you?
Maybe I just need our accountants to do my taxes.
Give me money back.
I guess I didn't realize that I sold crypto during the year.
Just I sold a good amount.
And I didn't realize that.
You know, cryptocurrency has changed a lot in months.
Yeah.
Good time to buy.
It's not doing hot.
Is it, though?
We don't know that.
Are you buying the dip?
There's more than the dip.
They're saying the market's pulled back.
They're saying it's no longer a bull market.
It's a bare market.
Hey, sometimes the dip just keeps on dipping.
Too much dip, some people say.
Ooh, I won my too much dip cap to the gym yesterday.
Did you?
Yeah.
I don't believe that.
But anyways, that was my weekend.
I did.
Go try the Popeye's chicken wings.
I can officially be on Dave here saying the signature hot ones.
I'm glad you liked them too, man.
Like,
I was worried I caught them on it.
It's a fast food place.
It's Popeyes.
Like,
they have off days.
And then some days they'll have like,
you catch them on a peak and you're like,
oh, damn.
I just feel like I'm glad you caught up.
They're just good,
good.
The quality of the meat was like,
it was fine.
But like,
I've never had a chicken wing that was so well dusted and then
sauced that it was like,
it was really good.
Oh,
let's hear about.
this guy. A lot of coding. Yeah, I've been, I've been pretty sick, man. So I didn't, I didn't do a
whole lot. You know, Friday, I was feeling like, okay enough to get out. And I, I used that time to take
Parks and his two buddies to a movie. He went to see Goat. I got invited to go, take my kid to
go yesterday. I was unable to. Yeah. Dude, it's, it's funny. It's a Steph Curry, John. I don't know
if you know that.
Yeah.
It's about basketball.
It's animated.
And it's the most Gen Z movie of all time.
Like the way they talk to each other is so Gen Z coded.
How many times do they say, bro?
Dude, a lot.
And they say stuff like pull up.
Like, yeah, we pulled up to the diner.
And that's like, that's fire.
They shit like that is so funny.
Did you ever watch the new Teen Hs Muti Turtle's movie that was like animated?
I don't know.
I didn't see that.
Very similar because it's all teenage, like, young kids playing those turtles, and they sound like Gen Z kids.
It's an interesting, like, style of animation they use in this movie.
You have to look it up.
You think they leverage tools from AI?
I don't know.
I don't know.
But it's atypical of your typical of a, a typical of, like animated movies these days.
St.
It's your grandma's anime.
Yeah, it's interesting.
I enjoyed it.
It was fine.
Parks and his friends like it.
What's the moral of the story?
The moral of the story is probably like, you know, you can do it too, you know.
Never give up.
Don't give up.
Odds are against you.
You can do it too.
Any other NBA people in there?
He doesn't voice the character, right?
He voices one of the characters, not the main character.
The main character is voiced by Lucas from Stranger Things.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Interesting. Yeah. Also, Hopper is one of the voices as well.
Really? Yeah.
Does he play a bunny?
No.
As Kelly Kiggs told us, the song Pussy Palace is about Hopper.
Yeah. I didn't.
It's philandering.
I didn't pass that along to Parks.
Who is a big stranger things guy?
You understand the reference, though?
Yeah, I do.
Has anybody ever said, do you had one of those?
Have you ever had a relationship band?
And they're like, I just can't compete with your pussy palace.
No, that hasn't happened to me, weirdly.
That's exclusive to the stars.
It's a different lifestyle.
The rest of the weekend, I pretty much just...
It's a Lily Allen song.
Stayed on the couch.
Is it Lily Allen?
Rested up.
Coughed up a bunch of nasty shit.
Oh, God.
Swalled a bunch of razor blades.
You know, I'll say this, Dave, going back to Friday.
Good soundtrack.
I like the music in it.
It was a pretty good...
Friday?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, dude.
I've got to say that.
That's my biggest compliment I can give it.
really enjoyed maybe it's like you had to be there i feel like that's probably the case
yeah it fit the it fit the era very well i guess i don't know do you why did you take a night
quill at night were you quillin i did a couple nights yeah yeah yeah how does that affect you
did you have uh did sleep paralysis randy visit you night quill fine i don't i don't that doesn't
happen to me but uh i did wake up here goes the brag him on top
I woke up at 4 a.m.
Sleep paralysis demon.
I woke up at 4 a.m. every morning because that's when the, like, the throat thing started.
Like, it reset every morning.
It's reset time.
It's reset time.
He doesn't even know about sleep paralysis, Randy, because that was you, me and breath.
Yeah, you missed it.
Yeah, I missed it.
You just, you wake up, you open your eyes because you took, you popped to, you pop to, you pop to Benadry and you're like, see like the silhouette of like a sassy podcast producer.
Oh, sassy is what you do.
He's like, let's get you framed up.
And you're just like,
You can't move?
You're yelling.
I'm also there to collect frat capital on you too.
We landed you.
Oh, God.
Don't even try to explain that bit.
That's a bad idea.
We did.
We did do ECHO, though.
It was Saturday.
Did you hug the bartender?
We didn't get a hug this time.
But they did give us two free.
They probably realized like one was weird enough.
They gave us two free shots because they love us at this point.
And I didn't want to be like,
oh, I'm sick.
So I just took it.
You got two jabs?
Man, the sick guys out just taking shots.
I couldn't turn down a free shot from the bartender that's like learning our names.
You quite easily could.
I literally did Tuesday night when you guys got for that end of the night.
I said, no, I'm not having that.
You really did.
This is our dog at ECHO, though, you know.
We couldn't say no.
Hey, Dave, how about your weekend, Big Dog?
I'm just looking at the Dallas Meetup.
host, seeing if there's any buzz.
Oh, man, I'm glad you asked.
Well, Thursday night.
We had T-ball practice.
We're getting close to first game.
I'm missing the first game for a Dallas meetup, so please show up to that.
Because if nobody shows up and I miss my son's first tee ball game, I'm going to feel like a real jerk.
Okay.
Now it's on you, guys.
Now it's on you, the listener.
I'm going to, I just found out there's an app I can stream the game.
Game changer.
Where is the game changer is super popular
Where's the camera?
Who's doing this?
So it's phone,
your phone.
So I have the game changer app and it's where I record,
I score the whole game,
but there's also a live streaming component
where you just like hold the phone up.
I know.
And it broadcast it.
I know,
but where's the,
I didn't even realize that that was something we could do in our league.
Yeah.
For T-ball, but.
Got it.
I should give the,
I should give the listeners a login so they can watch.
If it's that simple to do, my job's in trouble.
Well, AI has changed everything.
What did I do?
Man.
Yeah.
So T-ball Thursday, I pretty much had lost my voice by practice.
And my voice was gone.
And so I'm like trying to like, not discipline, but like, you know, like there's like,
hey, hey, hey, guys, hands of yourselves while you're in line.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, guys, give him some space.
He's doing a drill or go to the back of the line, buddy.
And I had no voice.
and they were just like looking at me like, what?
It was just compounding.
Brandy saw me Friday.
I was in here.
Limited voice worked in here for a little while, went home.
Friday night.
Of course, my wife had a social engagement, supper club.
The girls made pizza.
I, as it was Friday during Lent, I made a haiti tuna steak.
Wow.
Look at you.
I did a meatless fry.
Friday. And it was the first tuna steak I'd done in years. We used to do it all the time.
And it was okay. I had microwaved shrimp Alfredo from an H.E.B. frozen bag. Let me tell you,
not that good. Don't get it. That's bleak. Don't get it. I get why you left it out on weekend and fun.
It was not good. That's tough. For some reason, we're doing a game of thrott. Well, I know why.
We're back watching season one in Game of Thrones.
It's the Knights effect, yeah.
It's funny because the whole Medial Times thing,
I'm now getting served a bunch of TikToks and reels of people like going there
saying I need to get my fix now that I can't watch.
Look, man, I'm in the same boat.
Season one is so freaking good.
Ned Stark, man.
Honorable, but.
Honorable to the end.
I don't want to spoil it, but.
It was in bed pretty early Friday night.
So I had to take it a little bit easy.
Saturday morning.
Saturday was the day.
We had a swim west at noon.
We had tee ball, another tea ball practice at four.
And then we went over to toss on South first.
Let the kids run around, had some friends there with their kids, ate some Zah, had a salad and some Zah.
It was nice.
Toss is good.
That's a good, not talked about enough pizza spot.
New York style, highly recommend.
Saturday night, went home,
watched another Game of Thrones,
watched another Sopranos,
and looked at my phone.
I was on war watch.
A lot of getting the deets of the war in real time.
I don't know if you guys have seen this war.
I try to stay off my phone as much as possible Sunday.
It was just getting bad.
Yeah, I don't blame you
I just feel like
I need to know what's going on
Not that I can really affect anything
I mean I don't think I can sign up and go help
I can't stop it
So I'm just like I'm just looking at Twitter in real time
Like oh damn I hope that's real
Having to fact check everything
Or oh, I wonder what that is crazy
It's crazy crazy stuff
Sunday low key
A lot of baseball in the backyard
I think I told you all for
at Rhodes' birthday, my parents got him a nice, a real wedge, a little kid's wedge, but it's like
a real golf club. And we're all back hitting wiffle balls. And he said he wants to play golf.
So I'm just like, okay. Wow. Is he hitting it well? Like, he's not even taking divvets?
There's some divvets. Oh. I don't know why you think. That's not a bad thing necessarily.
But no, he's, I mean, he, look, he is digging up my yard. But all I told him, I'm like,
not, I'm not trying to, like, give him swing pointers. I'm just showing like, hey, this is where the ball goes.
take a swing.
If you miss the ball,
don't do like the ultimate little kid thing and just keep recklessly swinging.
Oh, my God.
I'm like,
just back up,
set up and then go again.
No,
I mean,
he's got good hand eye.
And so he's hitting the ball.
We'll see where it goes.
I'm not going to,
I'm trying to be like very,
very passive.
Or like if he wants to go do that,
we can do that.
I'm not directing him.
I'm like,
hey, we've got to go.
It's golf time.
Daddy needs somebody to go.
I need an excuse to get out of the house, go to the course.
Let's go.
Man, I took Parks one time to go hit balls after I got him a used set for Christmas one year,
and he's just like not.
You never know.
He may pick it up in high school.
He probably will.
When his buddies get into it is when he'll probably try it.
But no, it's exciting.
It was a lot of fun.
And then last night, industry season finale, great episode.
I didn't realize that last night was the finale.
I didn't realize that there was an episode last night.
I thought last week's was the last.
one and then no we got one boom right there so uh yeah industry i think we're gonna have will on here
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Um, what's going on with CEOs, y'all?
This video, I...
I can't believe this got put out.
I've watched it too many times.
So the McDonald's CEO, his name is Chris Kempinski, something like that.
This is the most generic looking CEO of all times.
He's just...
V-nex sweater, collared shirt under it.
He's just a Hall of Fame dork.
He's just a super dork.
And apparently a guy who's never eating a hamburger.
burger. Seriously. This guy's getting dunked on all over, all over the TL for, for appearing to
not enjoy the burger he's eating. They're announcing the big arch, which is McDonald's new burger.
Speaking of. Yeah. N. I.O. layup right here for my dog. If I'm, if I'm arch, I'm staying far away
from McDonald's. And so this guy's talking about the burger, and he takes like the smallest bite
imaginable.
And he just looks extremely off-putting.
The thing I hate most about this is that he keeps referring to the burger as a product,
which is just so corporate speak and I can't fucking handle it.
It's so business book, corporate speak, LinkedIn, just.
He calls it a delicious product.
And I fucking hate him.
There's no, there's no personality.
This is just such, this is robot man.
But part of me is wondering if they knew this was going to get so much.
negative attention that it actually works in their favor?
Like, I wonder, man, it's McDonald's, though.
It's like they're really protective of their brand.
Yeah.
Let's just, let's just play.
And he's essentially, he's sitting in what looks like a, this looks like a corporate lunchroom,
like a little, and he's got the tray, he's got fries, the big arch and a Bev.
Chris Kay here.
Chris Kay here with, you've heard about it.
Here it is, the big arch.
This is something that we have tested already.
It's in Portugal, Germany, Canada.
I love this product.
It is so good.
I'm going to do a tasting right now,
but I'm going to eat this for my lunch, just so you know.
So here we go.
First, holy cow.
God, that is a big burger.
We've got a very unique kind of sesame,
poppy sort of bun on it.
We've got two...
I don't like that he's unsure of how to describe it.
It's like he's kind of a
He's trying to act surprise
That this burger is what it is
Like he's the first time he's his
Yeah, you prove this burger
Yeah, you should know all about this thing
He's very like he's very unsure of like
What's going on with this bond
We've tested this product
Oh my God, I can't get past that he calls it product
Twice he calls it a product
Just called a burger dog
Try try to try to be a real human being
For one minute
Two quarter pound patties
A delicious
Big Arch sauce and of course some lettuce.
So, oh, there's so much going on with this.
First of all, let's try to get this thing.
I don't even know how to attack it.
Got so much to it.
Pause it.
There's typically only one way.
Now, you could cut it in half, but that really would be weird.
How do you attack a burger?
Well, you just, you take a bite.
There's one.
I mean, you take a bite like he's about to do.
Maybe he doesn't have like the ability to unhinges jaw like you do, Dave.
You ever think about that?
Randy, notice he's using.
two hands. I mean,
dude, this is unlike, this product,
though. This product. You can't want to
this product. This got lettuce.
Which product should I order today?
All right, keep going.
Also, some crispy onions on
here as well. I see those kind of coming out.
All right, the moment of truth.
That is so good.
That's a big bite for a big arch.
He graced the meat.
Distinctively McDonald's. Only McDonald's
could do this type of burger, but it also
was unlike anything else on our menu.
It's a delicious product.
You know, you've got sort of the cheeses and the gooiness,
but those crispy onions as well gives a nice texture.
And, of course, we've got the pickles.
So it's a texture play.
I'm going to enjoy the rest of my lunch.
But Big Arch, try it when you can get it.
So.
Pres.
Smallest bite ever.
Who was the,
damn.
A couple months ago, there was an exec from a fast food company.
or no it was Campbell's soup
and there was a guy in Campbell's Soup
who like was caught on camera being like
look I won't eat this shit
this shit's for like low income
Oh yeah that's right
and it's like this almost has the vibe
given like I mean I'm not kidding
when I say he barely took he took a bite
that was 80% bun
and 10% crispy and then 10% meat
like there's a disdain in the product
this guy does not eat McDonald's
I can't. I bet this is maybe the second time in his tenure as McDonald's CEO that he's actually
tried the product. This is also the last time that he's going to be the face of a product.
They're never going to do a video like this again with this guy. Someone's someone should have
spoken up and said like, look, hey, Chris Kay, this ain't it. I know, uh, I know that like
there's going to be probably more advertisements and commercials for this particular hamburger,
the big arch. But I still have no idea other than the Krispies. What, what makes this different?
and distinct than any other product on the McDonald's menu.
I guess the bun.
I could understand the bun.
Like you got poppy seed and sesame seeds and sesame seeds.
It's a combo.
Yeah.
With an arch sauce.
He says it had arch sauce on it.
Oh, man,
I bet you'd like some of that.
Yeah, maybe.
This guy,
I don't know, man.
As a CEO, like,
the guy does nothing to like inspire me.
Yeah,
it's not how it looks.
Okay.
Damn, is that over a thousand.
calories just on the burger?
That's crazy.
That's fucking gains.
That guy took a bite like he knew
how many calories were in it.
He's like, I'm going to take the smallest bite.
I don't want to eat the rest of it.
He didn't finish that burger.
Yeah, this is two
quarter pound patties,
big arch bun, which is the poppy seed
and sesame, pasteurized processed cheddar
cheese, big arch sauce,
which I don't know what that is,
shredded lettuce, crispy onions,
pickle slices, and onions.
So yeah, crispy onions
and regular onions.
It's too onion-y.
So, but I wonder.
It's a texture play.
The big, what's in the big arch sauce.
Yeah, it's very funny.
I wonder who,
whose idea this was.
It's a delicious product, David.
It says the sauce is tangy, creamy
with the perfect balance of mustard,
pickle, and sweet tomato flavors.
There was the time of my life
when I deleted some double quarter pounders.
Look, I'm not against the McDonald's burger.
Yeah, I'm not either.
It's been a while.
In high school, senior year when we were able to leave campus for lunch, we would hit McDonald's every now and then, once a month.
I'm still rocking with the nugs.
Have you seen this delicious product, Will?
It's the big arch.
It's got an arch sauce, Will.
They filmed that entire video like he was being detained.
Do you remember our boy, the Friday's CEO?
Yeah.
No, Chip.
Chip.
Chip.
He didn't last long.
No, he didn't, but he had way more swag than this dude.
Yes, Chip had Moxie.
He had a personality.
He had everything.
This looked like a prisoner video where they forced him to eat it.
He's like, I'm going to take the smallest bite possible.
That aside, I don't understand why a company like McDonald would go down the road of trying to market their brand in that particular way.
I know.
That's not the guy you make the face of a product.
And like, it looks like they took a.
eight-year-old phone out and recorded it.
When you pick up something and say,
I don't know how to attack this.
Typically, it's like a giant club sandwich or something
where you're like, all right, well, I got to really,
I got to have a strategy here.
With a burger, you don't.
Yeah, or like a Tomahawk steak.
They didn't even try to make it look like a different
type of burger than what you get at like any other McDonald's.
Yeah.
That guy's a boner.
He's our boner of the week.
Oh, fucking awkward.
Yeah, like it.
It just looks like a regular old McDonald's.
I don't like how he's holding it right there.
Well, he doesn't know how to attack it.
This guy went to one of the ivies.
That's one hand on the burger there, though.
Oh, God.
Oh, Randy, stop it.
Come on.
What's up?
Will DeFreze is here.
Hi.
He's upright.
I feel much better than last time I was on this podcast.
That was tough.
Yeah.
I was entertaining, though.
That was one of the worst days of my life.
Was it really?
From a physical standpoint.
Yes, it was. Seriously?
Physically, yes, because I had not only a really bad hangover, but I also had my thumb that I was dealing with.
Oh, that's not.
And so I was just in pain all day.
Thumb has been drained.
Got biopsied, nothing weird.
It's all about healing now.
Was there a potential concern with that?
I got, like, well...
The concern was that something was stuck in my thumb, like a small little thing.
It could have been a nail that got, like, wedged down there and was causing something.
it could have been a foreign object.
Like I forget, he gave me an interesting example of things that people get stuck in their thumbs.
Splinter.
Yeah, like a splinter's one, like something like that that just gets in there.
And, but they did an x-ray, nothing.
Nothing, ma'am.
It's been horrible.
I will say that I haven't picked my nails in two weeks since this started to flare up.
So they are a little fleaky.
Wow, Viper on fleek.
Viper on fleek.
Dude, viper in the building.
I don't know.
I've also realized that as someone who,
who has picked at their nails and chewed on them sparingly over the last 35 years,
I don't know how to cut my nails.
Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
Let me double click into this.
Like, I'm not that good at cutting them.
But do you always bite them down?
Yeah, I have in my entire life.
Oh, my God.
No, it's, it's, I don't like bite.
I pick at them with my hands more than I bite them.
It's always been a thing.
Sab.
And it happens a lot when I'm driving.
It honestly happens a lot when I'm recording.
when I'm recording.
And so like, yeah, I've just always done it.
I've never had to actually like cut my nails.
And if I do have to cut one, it's like one.
So I've been filing these players down.
Damn, fool.
Any, any, shut on.
That's fucking weird.
Anytime I'm trimming my kids' nails, like, one time when Roads was a little,
I went too low.
Yeah.
Now I am like so gun shy.
I did that one time and Parks cried.
and I felt like the worst dad of all time.
It's the most like non-serious, but like also, like that's going to suck for a day or two.
Because you know how it feels.
Yeah, and it's going to annoy the hell out of you.
And it's awful.
And then all you can do is wait until it grows.
I tell my wife she has to do it because, not because I'm not an ally, but because she works in the medical industry.
She's a healthcare profession.
Exactly.
And so it seems as though she's the person who would be more suited to be trimming nails and doing operations.
That'd be the funniest thing to get canceled over.
Like, dude's not an ally.
He makes his wife do the nail trimming on the kids.
No, Alyssa would prefer that she does it because she, I had the mistake.
I do it for parks every time.
It's just so, it's such a.
Even though he's old enough to do it himself, he still wants me to do it.
Dude, look at these things.
I've got whites on my nails, bro.
I'm fucking flossing right now.
Dude, collagen, pop him.
Oh.
Give me some vital proteins up and here.
Did you have a taco?
Yeah.
And?
I just don't think I'm the biggest fan of Veracruz's breakfast tacos.
Oh, damn.
It tasted good because there was love behind it from the backers that dropped them off.
Some arch sauce.
But I don't know.
I think it's the corn tortilla.
I like them.
Oh, the one I had a slatter.
Most people in Austin love Veracruz breakfast tacos.
I like a big fluffy flour tortilla.
All right, look into the camera, talk to Bethany and Paige,
and just give them your...
You can thank them or you can tell them, no thanks.
Bethany and Paige.
For being two guests who dropped by the office
with very little notice because Dave forgot
until he saw you in the parking lot,
I really appreciate the breath of fresh air
that you brought into the office on a Monday morning.
I also appreciate the breakfast tacos.
I did have one.
Brett had half of one and threw the rest away.
So if you want to point any fingers,
point them at Brett.
Wow.
Brett didn't even borrow to say hi.
Yeah, he was.
He was on a call.
He was on a business call.
My phone just fell out of my pocket on this couch and it didn't even like laying in the
couch.
It just went straight through the couch onto the ground.
This fucking most bootleg there.
That's great, dude.
It looks good on camera though.
Yeah.
Sticks.
Oh, man.
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slash circling i got an important update from the chat
bethany is in the chat right now i'm assuming she's just watching it there
hi bethany uh she says hey this is bethany of bethany and page dylan it's okay you just saw the
dm you're welcome to the tacos i got like ten for you all come to atlanta so you can have
you can have some tacos thanks bethany i will try taco i was unsure but i will try one bethany that's my
There's plenty for the squad.
It's straight up my lunch today.
She did clarify, like, these are not for you when she got here.
She did.
She did.
Well, you're here.
What do you want to chat about?
I don't know, Dave.
Who do you think had a bigger finale?
Rob Rausch of traders or yes.
Of industry.
They're going two different directions.
There might be some light-spers.
boilage here. So if you don't want to hear it, you can just mash that forward button or tune out.
But Rob is on top of the world. I'm now going to watch every season of traders going forward.
I just want to put that out there. Yeah. I'm a trader's guy. I'm telling you, dude, go back and rewatch
the other ones. They're good. I really might. They're good. I already watched part of one of them.
Yeah, they're straight up. Yeah, you did. Anyone that has a problem with the way he played the game
doesn't know ball. Yeah, they're too invested in the human emotion and not invested enough.
in great reality television.
I get that there's a big housewives component
that is, you know,
tuned in to see their housewives
and they wanted them to win.
I get it.
And they didn't like seeing them take else.
The housewife,
the housewives followership needs to be mad at the housewives
for not doing a better job as a team within the castle.
They had the opportunity to like band together
and like really get people out and like be strong.
And instead they voted out a housewife.
wife week like day one yeah shouldn't be happening and rob played it perfectly the only issue that
i have with any move that rob's made lately is him getting a girlfriend two months before the reunion
there's something there with mora yeah right i think they might have hooked up i don't know if i believe them
that's what i was tinkin i was tinkin i was tinkin the i saw spoilers before i got to watch the finale because
I was not in a position to watch the finale.
And she was just so bought in on winning this game.
I made Alyssa come in there.
I was like, I know you know.
She's not watching?
No.
She's aware.
I'm keeping her appraised.
But I was like, you have to, you have, this is going to be, when she realizes that Rob is
a traitor, this is going to be really good TV.
Something that.
Something that Sally brought up, which I thought was a good point, is that
Rob.
Rob's life was,
it stood to be more improved by winning traders than Mora.
One,
because he's only been on like Love Island and kind of lives a quiet life.
And so like the money alone is going to change his life more.
Whereas Mora has like this huge social media presence.
She's a huge brand like over in the UK.
More is a babe, Dylan.
Like she works with like high end luxury brands like crazy.
Like, her status would have been elevated by being the winner.
But, like, in terms of the bank account, it went to the right person on this season.
I think so.
I think so.
Are you going to watch the trade?
She's Irish.
Or she Welsh.
I think she's Irish.
She's very beautiful for me.
Extremely Irish.
I love her.
I love her.
She's the best bombshell in Love Island history.
Oh, she was a bombshell?
Yeah.
Dude, I've played it for you guys in the office when she came in.
She just went on fire.
She turned some heads?
She tried to turn Tommy Fury's head
And it didn't work
He wanted it though
Oh he did
He wanted to turn that head
Well yeah
He might have turned it
I mean he allegedly cheated on
Anyway
What was he tinkin?
What was he tinkin?
Why do you keep saying tinkin?
Because that's what she says
Okay
I think
That was kind of a big takeaway
A lot of people were
There's some memes
And more memes
Did you see her gloves for the finale?
I did
How did they get those on her arms
I don't know
they went up to like here and it was the tightest leather I've ever seen in my entire life. Yeah,
it didn't look comfortable. That would really bother me. I just don't understand how they got it
all the way up there and didn't have like any creases or like any slivers stuck in there,
you know? Yeah, she's a hat girl. They all are on that show. I feel like they,
I guess if that's your one chance to really like try some stuff out, you got to do it.
Reunion was good. I didn't think it was crazy. It wasn't like, I've seen better, I've seen better,
a bachelor.
They added in the fuck out of that.
Yeah.
The only thing Andy Cohen said was,
all right,
moving on.
And then he'd ask a question,
and then they'd argue,
and then it just,
they neutered it.
Absolutely.
Yeah,
look at that.
Very catwoman-women-esque.
How do you get those gloves on?
Fyfer, catwoman.
How do you get those gloves on?
Like,
you got to dip them in,
like, liquid and let them dry on you or something.
I was almost thinking you had to unroll them.
Maybe.
Like, you get your hand in,
and then you roll it up slowly.
You can't have,
can you imagine if you had,
if you had like arm hair
These little zipper I think we can't see.
Those are actually made by rag and bone.
They're actually sweatpants material.
Really?
Yeah, it's kind of crazy.
These are wild.
Sally has a pair, dude.
Y'all around the same way.
So it's Keith.
It is weird seeing your
favorite character on a show
just kind of go Gislane Maxwell.
Yeah.
Dude, I said to you,
after that episode when she saw the Hitler painting.
I'm talking about industry.
There's a Hitler painting.
Yeah, when she saw the Hitler painting, the next day, I thought, I said to you, I was like,
I thought she was going to find a camera.
And I thought we were going to be in a Galane Maxwell situation.
Because I had seen people online beforehand talking about how her character kind of
had the same DNA as Galane Maxwell did.
And the fact that now one of my favorite characters from one of my favorite shows is,
about to be running a sex trafficking operation of the elites.
I don't know.
Imagine not watching industry right now.
Can't.
Well, so here, were they just going to end the series with her turning into Glenn Maxwell
if it didn't get renewed for another season?
Because it just got renewed like last week.
I guess.
And you're just like, wow, that went, she's going a different way.
She's okay.
I don't think that they had to have changed the ending of everything because you couldn't
have ended the series with how it ended. I think that's right. Both and. Yeah. It was very, it was,
it was, it was, it was, it was, it wasn't the best episode of the season, but it was still a good
episode. No, that's, that's a good way of putting it. I think six was the episode. What, uh,
what's your predictions for Dallas? Randy's going to get talkative. I mean, I am a,
I am a yapper. You know what I mean. Randy's going to get a couple fruity drinks down.
start yapping yappy yappy appy appy uh i don't really know i'm not familiar with the
place we're doing it i think it could be a movie i think it's gonna be a pellicula i'm gonna be coming in
hot off the road looking for a beer yeah oh shit you should uh ooh is vaugh vaughan lane's probably
not in play for you so i've considered doing this if if it worked out well it would drop off right
where you need to be. Because I could Von Lane to there and then ride home with someone in the
squad. Because I don't want to do that drive back alone on a Sunday, you know what I mean? But I also
don't want to be the driver for someone else. You can't have it both ways, dude. I essentially
am saying I don't want to be behind the wheel after this meet up. You want someone to drive you.
Yeah. Got it. Yeah. So if anybody would like to drive an Audi Q5 that hasn't been serviced in
probably a little bit too long. Get you a backer, hoss. I bet you can get a backer to do it.
If any backers want a caravan, find a way.
I wish Abie could do it.
He's in Cali.
Did you see him?
No, I didn't see him.
That's weird.
I didn't see him.
I would have loved to.
What was your highlight meal?
Where were you?
I was in Montecito, California.
You made an outrageous claim earlier.
It wasn't outrageous, dude.
It was a genuine claim.
It was a genuine claim.
Hey, chat, let me know once you hear this claim, if it's outrageous or not.
Go ahead, Will.
I had the best meal of my life on Friday night.
Outrageous.
I was at a Michelin Star restaurant.
Had the Mish Star.
Yep, had a Mishy.
Once you hear it has a Mishy.
You have a high bar.
It's in play.
You got to pull up.
And so I also get to sew another star on my jacket where I keep trackling,
Michelin Stars that I've eaten at.
Please tell me you don't actually do that.
I don't do that.
That'd be the dubious thing.
ever. Did that be sick?
No, dude, it was just bomb. All right. First bites, your boy had like this little puff pastry
that tasted like a pot roast in one bite. And it was just like the greatest thing of all time.
Had like caramelized onion, some kind of mushroom stuff. Sorry, Dylan. It was just the bomb.
Good product? Great product. Dylan's not a fun guy.
Then your boy had some type of caviar fish dish, not even sure what that is.
This place is called Caruso's, by the way.
Carusos.
From there, I'm actually forgetting what I got before I got my entree.
Was it a wedge?
No.
Hold on, dude.
I have a photo on my phone.
Probably fried pickles.
No, your boy's got a photo on his phone.
Maybe you just wait for a sec, dude.
Undercooked asparagus?
Randy said, Randy had the Popeye's hot wings, and he said he co-signed my take that
they're really, really good.
Oh, oh, I can't believe I forgot this.
It was the best part of the meal.
I had a little carbonara, a deconstructed carbonara.
Oh.
With like all, obviously all homemade pasta.
Damn.
It was the best pasta I've ever had.
I was underwhelmed by the pasta that I had in Italy, by the way.
I need to get other, I need to get more pasta from a more diverse range of places next to my go to Italy.
They taught the world how to eat.
Don't get to H.E.B. frozen pasta.
And then obviously for dinner, I got the dark.
a l'a-a-a-a-ronged.
D'a-la-a-a-a-gha.
They did something at the end of the meal that really took it from being like the best tasting
meal to then being the best experience.
Sally got the cheese for dessert.
Mmm.
And they brought out like an entire cheese cart.
And then they went through and they let you like pick it and stuff.
And when they open the cheese cart, a little table comes out from the cheese cart and goes
onto your table.
That's a nice touch.
And it's like just presenting it to you.
That's fucking dope.
And the wheels on the car were actually cheese wheels.
Oh, shit.
Mm-hmm.
Wow.
Cheese is going to get dirty if using it.
Yes, it's a novelty.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Just saying, dude.
What did you get for dessert, big dog?
Piece of cake.
Okay.
I don't know why I went cake.
Were you a bad boy?
I just thought it sounded good, you know?
Did you go espresso, martini?
What was to drink?
So to drink, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a, I had.
I had a drink I've never had before.
It was essentially a dirty martini with soda water in it.
Ice on the pond?
It was just crushable.
No, because there was ice in it.
So there was ice in the pond.
Eyes on in the pond.
But it was like a, you know those, you know those like, you know how in Japan they drink like.
Yes, I do.
The whiskey in the soda water.
Like it's just a popular drink.
Sure.
Japanese whiskey and the soda water.
Did you ever go?
They caught a highball.
But it was like one of those with the.
It was a martini instead of whiskey.
And I had one and I was like, yeah, I'm definitely having another one of these.
Did you get low-key faded?
No.
No.
I did have an espresso to end the meal.
Oh, that's cute.
That's that me espresso.
Sabrina Carpenter, ever heard of her?
Yeah.
Yeah, you've heard?
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I listened to that Sturgle yesterday.
I bet you didn't even listen to that Sturgyl.
How did you listen to it?
Cassette tape?
Playing Fetch with my dog.
going like this?
Well, I thought you couldn't stream it.
He dumped it on YouTube.
He put it in full on YouTube.
Got it.
Dude, it's greasy.
Yeah, people were saying it's very greasy.
What does that mean?
God, you don't even understand.
You don't have to listen to know, but Dave hit the nail on the head here.
It's just greasy, dude.
It's just greasy.
It's not as greasy as the soundtrack to sinners, but it's pretty greasy.
Oof.
I got a sneeze on deck that's going to rock the world.
He taught the world how to sneeze.
Don't.
What are you doing?
I try to stop.
it. No, you never stop a sneeze.
Why not? That's keeping the devil inside.
Only stop the steal, not to sneeze.
I think I did. I think it took a U-turn.
He's stopping the sneeze.
Can I give the backers my ranking
of Oscar films that I've seen
over the last week?
Man, I hate when people, when y'all
talk about, can I haven't seen any of these movies
and I feel like such a putts.
Dude, I watched three straight movies the other day.
That's impressive. It was awesome.
Flying without kids is like,
it makes you feel like you have the most free time
you've ever had in your entire fucking life.
Yeah.
And I thought about reading and I was like, why would I waste my time doing something boring like
that?
I'm going to watch three Oscar movies.
Did you watch Friday?
No, it's not up for an Oscar this year, dude.
Yeah, it's made a long time ago.
We've been over this.
All right.
All right.
My number four movie in the Oscar race right now, and these are only the movies that I've seen.
So if anyone in the chat has the movies that I should watch after this, please let me know.
Eddington is my number four.
Sinners is my number three.
Okay, I've seen sinners.
One battle after another is my number two.
Oh, I've seen that.
And Marty Supreme is my number one.
I really enjoyed Marty Supreme.
And I know people are going to say I got caught up in the marketing.
Maybe I did.
The hype.
The Salomey Hight.
And I also saw that I also saw Marty Supreme in a theater and not on an iPad.
But I still think that Marty Supreme for me from start to finish was the most entertaining movie I saw this year.
I've heard nothing but good things about him.
I mean, the only criticism I've heard has been like, oh, yeah, it's pretty intense.
Like very full throttle character.
Which, yeah.
But like one battle after another is just as intense.
I agree.
I mean.
I've been unable to watch it.
Dylan,
Dylan gave it a shot twice.
Three,
like three times.
The last time I tried to watch it,
I fell asleep during, like,
I miss 55% of it.
So I just gave me.
Dylan, if it makes you feel any better, dude,
I watched one battle after another over three watching.
It does make me feel a bit better.
It wasn't, I didn't do it.
I think you did it for different reasons than me.
But,
Yeah.
I gave up.
I didn't realize Sinners was up for best movie.
I didn't realize that Michael B. Jordan played two characters in it.
Oh, really?
I had no clue when I turned on the movie.
And then the second I saw it, I was like, oh, sick.
I didn't know we got two Michael B. Jordan.
Twilions.
I kind of want, like, one of my boys to go by smoke so I can go by Stack.
You can't go by Viper, though.
Yeah, you can't.
You can't have all the cool nicknames, dude.
I need a cobra.
But how cool are the nicknames smoke and stack for twin brothers, dude?
Dylan, they made you, you made people call you Python back in the day.
Because that worked out a lot.
I had these big old.
No, because you were coding.
Yeah.
Which is now obsolete thanks to AI.
Yeah, that's why Dylan now has everyone call them Claude.
People are saying it's changing everything, David.
There's old Claude.
You know some dorks trying to name their kid, Claude.
They're going to get super into AI.
Claude's kind of a good name.
What if you had like a Claude is a family name like two years ago and you named your kid Claude.
And now suddenly it's like, oh, it looks like I named it after an AI service.
Yeah.
What if you had your family name be Chad GPT?
Can't do that anymore.
I mean, there are a lot of Alexis out there, you know.
Then you have to put a bumper sticker on your kid like people do with their Tesla.
It's like, I named them before the AI thing.
I named my kid before it.
Right.
Before Elon went crazy.
Hey, a lot of people named their daughter, DeNaris, before she went crazy.
Game of Thrones.
She burned a city.
Oh, yeah.
She bad.
De Nerey's?
She bad, dog.
She's really like that, though.
I watched the one where she ate the horse's heart.
Was gross?
She had a Michelin Star restaurant?
No, but she did get married during that Dothraki wedding.
It was lightly seasoned.
That one?
Yeah.
That was a good one.
Really good one.
More than three deaths.
So it wasn't a dull affair.
Imagine how bleak a wedding would be if there's only like two deaths.
Never thought about that, have you?
Struggling.
No.
Cool.
Okay.
It's gross, dude.
Don't struggling.
Yeah.
Man, maybe you should go home.
Maybe you should take your sweatpants and go home.
You should chill here.
I'm going to.
They look so much like jeans.
Dude, it's fucking weirds me out, dog.
You'd literally have to be grinding with a chick for her to not know.
That's how I found out.
You were grinding with...
Who are you grinding?
I was grinding on these chicks and, like, dude, these aren't even jeans.
Like, oh my God.
You're right.
Dude, these will be perfect.
You can replace your gray ones you wear to the strip club with these.
I know.
Let's double-click.
Oh, dude.
Those are huge for strip clubs.
Strip clubs hate these jeans.
This one trick will make you the ultimate comer at the strip club.
I hate to see me coming.
They're going to become my airplane pants for sure.
Do you have some too?
Oh yeah.
Mine are like more black though.
Fuck yeah, dude.
I don't go to strip clubs because they scare me now, but if I ever go to one and one of the boys shows up in sweat pants, he's out to squad.
Yes.
That's next level horny.
It's the wind, the track pants, the wind ones.
Diabolical.
Me feeling my homies pants before going to the strip club.
all right pants check
dude you can't get in my car
and go sorry dude you're not wearing those
there
homie shows up with his chubby's on
you wear chubby sister club
he can like get it
hell yeah
anything else will
um
hmm
you meet my mic real quick
randy
um no
I don't think I have very much man
Manchester United's third
you guys want to talk about that
No.
Third place, Dylan.
Where did Lucas Glover?
Digo, a friend of the show.
He was at a premiere game over there.
Yeah.
He went to...
Was that the game?
He went to a couple, but he was at yesterday's United match.
Okay.
For those of you who don't know, I force these boys to watch soccer
pretty much every day in the office.
I don't know if he forces.
It's great.
I just put it on.
I like having it on because there's, I mean,
there's a lot of time when like the last 10 minutes and stoppage time is very, very,
very interesting, compelling. I try to make comparisons in the office sometimes for you guys to
set the table a little bit. It's the best way to do it. Like, man, we're kind of in our Mavs phase
right now. Like we, or like something like that. Rebuilding. We're kind of more the cowboys.
But, you know, you guys have heard me complain for a few years now. And it's been,
it's been really nice these last few weeks to ascend the table and be in third place.
The haters are mad. Oh, they big mad.
Dude, they hate it to my motivators.
Yeah.
Ladd football bros kind of struggling in terms of like engagement because when the team's playing
well, I don't really talk shit to people.
I like talking shit for, I like punching up.
You need to start punching down more.
I respect that.
I like taking people off their ledge.
So it's been, it's been a quiet time over there.
Punching down.
Some people are punching the clown.
Whatever you want to do works.
he's always mixing in references like that dude well you saw this monkey right one monkey don't stop
the show how's he doing i keep getting served the the the i believe it's a i don't think it's
a i don't think it's real of uh punch the monkey with uh he has what appears to be a long range rifle
yeah i like that he got that i like that i don't know who gave him a rifle somebody there are
so many people who are mad at punch the monkey saying that there's other things in the world going
on. And it's true. And it's, I had, I had someone say to me that Punch the Monkey fans are
worse than Disney adults. And like, I just can't, I can't see a world. I haven't gotten into that
many other zoo animals that have gotten famous besides Fritz, the hippo. Man, well, let me tell you
something. That person sucks. That's the type of person you get stuck with in a conversation at a party and
go, who the fuck invited you here? You're ruining the vibe.
can't watch the first video of the mom hitting punch punching punch and not like immediately feel for
that monkey i think i said it before that mom's a bitch yeah yeah we only put one worst mom out there
uh denaris darley rootier uh it was it was casey anthony case yeah yeah yeah she was she was innocent
innocent uh no i did see hit my timeline apparently she's look her up on twitter randall okay
is she like okay this could either
mean like only fans or she's
or she's running for office?
Click into my spicy site.
I don't know if it's real, but just randomly
hit my TL that
you'll know immediately why she hit
the TL. I saw a quote tweet
that the girl from the video
you have to pull up the X. You know the girl that's going
like that waiting for her food?
Yes, I hate her.
Apparently she's doing only fans, though.
Really? Do you think she has more followers
or you? Are you in any way in tree fans?
Yeah. I don't have any followers on
on only fans. Why are we
searching Casey Anthony.
Just scroll down.
Okay.
Not that.
Not that.
What it's going?
I don't have this up on here.
I don't know if I wouldn't have what we're doing.
I don't have this up on screen.
This isn't for the,
can the folks see this?
No,
they can't see this right now,
just in case.
Okay.
There is somebody who took a picture over while she was shopping and
just say she's.
And what?
She looks good or what?
No,
well,
she's got that Randy.
She's toting a Randy.
Oh.
Oh, goodness.
Oh, that's her?
Allegedly.
Holy shit.
I'll throw this up on screen now for the folks at home and see what we're talking about.
She got that dang on her.
I mean, what's going on?
I didn't think the show was going to go this direction today.
When Dylan's on, you never know.
Dylan just texted me.
Okay.
Damn, this photo makes me want to listen to Ripple by the Grateful Dead?
Oh.
Weird, dude.
That's weird.
Damn.
Catch me trucking.
Okay, Casey.
Is there a jukebox at this meetup spot?
I think we're going to give Randy the Ox.
It might be at Touch Tunes.
You guys probably be ready for some Kenny Josney then.
Do we have any backers showing up with custom hats like New York?
I don't know.
A lot of people are saying the Dallas backers are not as intuitive as the New York backers.
And there's a rivalry there.
And like the Dallas backers won't like go all out.
like the New York backers did.
If any backers would like to make a video,
I do have a video concept.
I'd like to get done at the meetup
if they want to be in the video.
Tell us about it.
I want to do the Champions League lineup
from soccer where we all walk out
and then the camera pans along everybody
and then we take a team photo after
and then we put the Champions League music on it.
Sounds sick.
It's a better concept than what you're imagining right now,
but it's a good concept.
I get it.
Put a good concept, Will, in the chat.
He's not fully bought in.
I fuck with the vision.
You could also do like another one too.
We could do NBA Bulls intros running out from the parking lot.
Oh, man.
Are you going to wear your sweatpants?
Yeah.
Maybe.
You can't wear boots.
No, I'm not going to allow you to wear boots with those.
Oh, I wouldn't wear boots with these.
These are not boot jeans.
Real us and cowboys would never do that.
Dude, you would be.
I wouldn't do that.
By the way, your boy, Jacob, nice little combine.
Yeah.
he's athletic
be putting a real tough spot when he's
a Dallas cowboy here in a
little while doesn't know how to wear a cowboy
hat but he's pretty athletic turns out
oof
we're so back
cack this mafia coming
got him dude
gosh dude
oh okay someone said good concept well
in the chat
who was it
it was uh it was robert
he actually even just spelled out good concept
will in the chat
Okay.
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Throw a D in the chat if you're coming to Dallas.
Should we try to do Airbnb or, uh, yeah.
That's a good idea.
Oh, but I'm the last one to arrive, which means I'm going to get the worst room.
Well, we're going to put you and Randy together.
Okay.
Let's do an Airbnb house.
If I drank, I'm going to snore.
If I don't, I'll be fine.
I'm going to drink.
I mean, we're going to drink.
So that means I'd have a bed to myself.
For one night.
One night.
Have you decided if you're going to be able to do.
I'm bringing a black light to look at my side next night.
Here's the problem.
Here's the problem.
I don't want to just go by myself.
And two, it's also Friday.
I really want to eat the medieval times chicken.
It's not the best chicken, but I do like it, just a quarter chicken.
But it's Friday during Lent.
Dave, I'm trying to be better.
You don't think they have a fish option?
They might.
You're observing?
Dave and I are observing this year.
I don't know why, but we're observing.
I haven't gotten high and watched a movie yet.
somebody told him his weekends were bleak
so now he's observing it
dude
like there's been some
fucked up stuff set on that subreddit
but that might have been the most fucked up thing to say
if you got a girl's living in Hawaii
right now and you're not
you got to smoke weed and watch a movie at night
yeah it sounds dope
don't listen to the haters for any
I know it's not the guy
I just I just wanted to cut back on the weed
at night just sitting down and like
so you only smoke at work now
I don't I don't smoke at work
unless it's do you know it, which is coming back.
I believe it when I see it.
I don't know if I told you that.
You and everybody has heard one of these last two Tuesdays of the month
for doing, do you know it?
Tuesdays, be prepared for that.
But no, like, I just didn't like just sitting there
and eating a bunch of candy and like junk food and watching movies.
I was like, maybe I should stop.
So now he's going to sit there and get in your head.
Look, I got high and sat out in the sun and drank a drink.
Oh, yeah, he had a,
A drinky poo.
I had a drinky poo.
Did you hear about this?
Just a little drinky poo.
Tell him about the drinky poos.
The first drinky poo was a whiskey lemonade.
The second one was pineapple, rum, and ginger beer.
Not good.
That didn't sound good.
My freshman year, I tried to drink whiskey lemonade with my buddy because that's what he liked to drink.
And I thought he was cool.
And I didn't want him to think that I was a total whip for not being able to take it down.
And, man, I hate the combo of those two flavors.
Yeah, I don't like that either.
Mine was a blackberry whiskey that I was just trying to get rid of.
Blackberry whiskey.
Damn, I would have curved that blackberry.
In Randy's cup.
But anyways, yeah, Dallas, there are people, at least two Ds in the chat.
Love it.
Love to see those two Ds.
So what's the plan?
We're still trying four o'clock?
We've already posted the graphic.
Oh, we posted the graphic.
Andy, come on, dude.
Yeah, welcome to hell.
Four o'clock, dude.
Shit.
Yeah, so Friday, I don't know.
Probably not going to do.
I'm getting a big-ass lunch off on Saturday.
It's going to be a crazy lunch.
No, you're not.
No, I'm going to.
Wait.
Is there, is the hockey happening?
There's, it's in the words.
Oh, yeah.
Behind the scenes.
So I guess I've come to the hockey game because I don't want to go to medieval times by myself.
You are the most likely to go to medieval times.
I do, but I want to do content.
You were voted that in high school?
You have a tripod.
Yeah, but doing content public by yourself is kind of,
cringingial, like, at least if there's someone else doing it, it's...
You used to hunt gnomes in public.
That wasn't in public.
That was in the private trails, and no one saw me do it.
No, that's a lie.
I know someone saw you do it.
None of that, but someone did walk by...
It didn't like your sister-in-law see him or some shit?
People walked by when I've been doing Camp Will Mommy's photos, but...
My sister-in-law sees, like, Randy running down the trail and, like...
Night.
Shire gear?
Armor.
Yeah.
I'd pay to have Lily explain that to you.
trust me with my setup there like i had this rig on my neck so that i could like use my phone
and have both my hands in it i look like a fucking idiot but no but it was fun randy i would have
gone with you had i had i been able to come in friday yeah so we'll see but i'm down and go
a hockey game i guess i guess we'll go to this new age sport and not real jousting i don't okay
It's not real. It's fake, but still.
I'll be feeling better by then.
Dylan's never been sick for this long, he said.
This is day six.
I've never been sick for six days straight.
Yeah, I kind of want to get away from you.
Can you run it back?
I don't think it's out of here, dude.
He doesn't do running back.
He does it Friday or Thursday.
Okay.
Come on, man.
Well, you could try.
Run it back off the dome.
Go ahead.
Off the dome.
Freestyle.
Don't buy his too many drinky poos in Dallas.
That's the one.
Randy Watts, Friday finally, and said it was fine.
You believe that shit?
I get it.
And Chris Kay is our boner of the week.
I'm gonna have a, I don't know how to attack this thing.
And this is delicious product.
Fucking dork.
18 million dollars a year that guy makes.
Makes more than you.
Yep.
More than me.
Way more than you.
Way more than it.
I bet he has his NBA and you don't.
Yeah, that's fair.
You played in the NBA?
Yeah.
No.
Like Janus?
Oh, man.
I hate to end it there.
end it there. It's Greek week. Bye. Bye.
