Circling Back - The Boys Got Banged Up Last Night | Circling Back 2-18-26

Episode Date: February 18, 2026

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Maddo Maddo Ranchos Maddo Oh man, great joke All right, we're back Circling Back podcast Wednesday morning My name is David

Producing the show Randall Trembachie Hi Dave Hi I got a new shirt on Dungeon crawler. Dungeon crawler Carl. Also notice I did not...

There we go. I did not focus on my camera. A little fried this morning. What? You smoked weed this morning? No, no, no. As in, my brain's a little fried. I have a lot of energy unlike someone as if you're watching live, you can see the posture.

But I'm doing great. This is why I got a hot topic. That's sick, dude. That's pretty cool, man. Dungeon crawler, Carl. What? That's awesome, Randy. It's a cool tea. And I'm happy you're here. Are you? Yeah. You're doing great. Dylan Shivery.

This reminds me in the old days a little bit. He used to like randomly do a Friday morning episode after the boys got into one the night before, got a little banged up. Remember those will? Those are fun, man. You're annoyingly chipper this morning. Dave has offered me a beer five times today. Go and open that fridge and get a beer, hoss. I got some Eagle Rare, if you want some of that. We've got a fridge full of long snar now, house.

I get you a long star. We got a little star. I think my body's disagreeing with red wine from here on out. You don't disagree with a long star, though, huh? I went on record numerous times last night, asking the waiter for the lightest possible beer that they had. And I still feel horrible. You were drinking beer at dinner. Yeah. Oh, I didn't realize. That's how responsible I was being. How much wine did you have? I don't know. Our man, Ben kept topping my glass off. And so it's hard to, it's hard to know. It's hard to know.

Got kind of out of hand last night. We didn't, though. Yeah. I mean, if that's out of hand, we're so good. I don't know. Your guy is, y'all's side of the table might have. We were a little more tame on our side. I mean, if you go to the circling back story right now, we did, Dylan is doing a mescal shot out of a bone. So his signature move. I kind of do that. Yeah, that's my thing. I was surprised you wanted to run that back after last year.

It's just a, just a shot, you know. You can't really taste the bone marrow in it. The bone marrow. Did you put it up? Yeah, he did put it up. Yeah, dude. That other voice you heard was none other than Will to Freeze. Hi.

You're very close to Ross Bowen. I know, I know. Complete horizontal. Last night, they brought out a tray of shots to the table. And Dave declined his. So did Dylan. And I said, Dave, you have to do one. And Dave said, if I, I will only do it if you do the show tomorrow.

And I said, yeah, let's do this. I forgot about that part of it. It's a barter. Are you regretting that agreement? It's a quid pro quo. I regret the shot far more than the agreement. Oh, so you did one too. Yeah.

Okay. It was Furnett for the record. And let me tell you this about Frenet. It's not very good. It's not good. I don't really know why that was. It's just like Mallort. I mean, it's not just like Malort, but it's the same like people take it as like a novelty,

not because they enjoy it. Yeah. I wanted to get Grappa for the boys, but nobody wanted to grab up with Davy. Yeah. Nobody else wanted to Grappa with the original D-Man. I made the clutch move of ordering Italian bread for the table. Bread was my favorite part of the meal. Yeah.

It was so good. Bread was pretty good. And let me tell you this. You know what else is pretty good? Our Patreon. Oh, yeah. We're going to record listener voicemails today. 888-618-48-48-44-22.

So leave a voicemail on the pipeline. Yesterday we did circling back on touching bass, Duh, touching base. Will was on that one. We basically did a podcast for 45 minutes and then listened to some old audio from the old show where we were in between offices. We're at Micah, our old producer's pool house that he lived in. And you might remember Brittany T from R. from R.E. season of The Bachelor. She was a hot commodity then.

This is like right in the middle of the season. She did the show at the pool house and there's an incident that happened. It's not that, nothing crazy. And we talk about it. The t-shirt incident. The t-shirt incident, yeah. Also, like, sneaky the phone incident. Micah just randomly just showing her photos of your son.

Yeah. Like, with unprompt. I forgot that that happened. Yeah. Middle of an adj. She's like, that cute kid. Who is? It was like, okay, yeah, this is a handsome kid.

Cool. That's all on the Patreon. Go check it out. Go opto. What else? Big guest tomorrow? Yeah. I'm gonna let, yeah, we got, we got a big guest.

We got, uh, bar stools Kelly Kiggs in the office tomorrow. She'll be in town for an event and she's kind of not to stop by the studio and hop on. Bro, let's go out this weekend. Kelly Kiggs has a crazy event happening. A crazy event. She's doing. What's she doing? I think it's for Bumble.

Yeah. It's a Bumble event. We should have her do a, our event, the Still Got It app event. Isn't that the app we're going to do? Dude, I, I talked to. Grock yesterday about building it out, and Grog said it's very doable. But then he said, how technical are you? Like, what are your skills?

And that's when I stopped interacting with Grogx. What would the answer be? I'm a skill. A one to five. Not very. So we'll get there, though. Yeah, we need to discuss. I'm supposed to go to that at Bumble party.

They just want me to make it appear. Tomorrow's Parks is birthday, so I'm going to not be at the Bumble event on his birthday. Or you weren't invited? It was. Already February 19th? I was invited. Yeah. Oh, shit. A little guy's turning 11 tomorrow. I think my niece and your son share a birthday. How about that? Really? My boy from elementary school and your son share a birthday. She's in good company. Your boy's in good company too.

Shout out Jake. That's crazy. Who else has a birthday on that day? Look at famous birthday. Millie Bobby Brown. Does she? Yeah. The original love. Which Parks is very excited about because he loves the show and her. Yeah, you do too. Well, too much. Isn't Hitler's birthday 420? It is. It is.

It's also my son Fritz's birthday. Yeah. He's not related company. I know, but it's a tough look that Fritz means German soldier. Chaparone, too. Didn't think about that. Chaparone, too. How about it?

A sequel? This guy. You got super Dylan hungover voice. Dude, I know. Man, I got. A person. Jesus That guy needs to be

fucking jail Yes Did he got he got stripped Of his royalty status How about this Nicola Jokic I mean Hey how about that The Joker?

I'm the Joker baby Remember him? Yeah Yeah Oh man Can we can I Can I get ahead of the thumb issue I didn't want to say

I feel bad for you It's like a cartoon I have an infection on my thumb and it's causing my thumb to swell and I can't type on my computer because I can't use the space bar I can't text because I can't use my left thumb I'm so down bad

maybe you should just use Dylan's keyboard that apparently doesn't have like normal keys he's got that tech guy keyboard that Grock likes your thumb looks like a tech deck dude hey mine really doesn't say alt on that on that same key Yeah, mine doesn't either actually. So we talked about this on the Patreon yesterday that there's no alt thing. It's option.

It's command. No, it's option. Command is control. Whatever it is. It doesn't say alt anywhere. Whatever. For Alt tab on my computer, I use command tab. I think this guy would know.

Will's thumb is three times the size it was last night. It hurts. That's not an exaggeration. It's so fucking bad. Like, I don't know what to do about it. I know there's a bunch of pus in there that needs to come out. And I can't wait for that day. It's like some Looney Tune shit.

I've got a tea time on Friday that I've been really looking forward to. My second time playing golf in 2026. And I'm worried. So it's going to be your bottom hand. Yeah. And so I can operate without it. You'll be fine. Even the club brushing into it at this point would hurt.

It's top hand. As a lefty. So it'll be top hand. No. Oh, yeah, yeah. Because you go down with it. Yeah. Yeah.

That's good. Yeah. Yeah. We'll see. Oh, man. I kind of wish. Someone just put a bullet in my head right now. Oh, man, come on.

Can you, like, poke it and drain it? Have Salgal drain it. I don't know. I think today's, I think today's going to be the worst day for it. But I wanted to see it, like, I want to see it, like, drain. Do you want me to video when I actually do this? Yeah, I kind of do. Dude, you know, I love watching, like, pimple popping videos.

Send it to Dumb Zone Jake. I thought that I was going to wake up this morning, and I thought it was going to be, like, ready to go. Like, ready to pop. And instead, it, it's seemingly just worse. Do you remember when I had the worst? die you've ever seen. You were a stai guy for a bit. There was nothing worse than the morning. I woke up thinking like, all right, well, it's going to be ready to go. Like, this is the it. And I woke up and looked and I was like, ooh, it's not ready to go. It's like we're just dragging this

thing around again. Dude, my entire left hand has been down bad for the last two weeks. I got a spider bite on my index finger while sleeping. And then I had an ingrown hair that turned into. to something because I'm a man and I have hair on my fucking knuckles. Hell yeah. You know about that. Tommy tough knuckles over here. Now I got the thumb issue. I don't know what to tell you, man.

Show the cameras. Compare your thumbs. Hey, things will get better. Dylan's got wrist tendonitis from one of his, in one of his hands, don't you? Because you have that huge forearm on that right arm. His wrist tendonitis. I don't have wrist tendonitis.

How did you get that in just one wrist? They've played a lot of tennis lately. Makes sense. That's my golden tea hand, actually. That's actually a good answer. Yeah. Could you play Golden T right now with that thumb? No.

No, no, no. Dave, I can't do anything, dude. And to button my pants, I have to like, it's a whole thing. You can't even put his underwear on it straight. What I want you to do after this podcast? I'm like, I want you to go home and just put your head down on a pillow and get under a Lola blanket. That's a thousand percent what I'm doing when I get home. Dude, I told you about my Lola Blanket nap that I took the day I got it.

It was a goaded nap. I don't remember this, but tell us again. I got my Lola blanket in the mail, and that day I took a nap. I took a nap with it on the couch. It was great. Before we had Lola partner, my wife started sending me them on Instagram. And I was like, eh, I don't, I'd rather feel it and, like, be able to touch it and see what it's all about rather than just like be told by Instagram that this blanket is goaded. And then once we got one in the mail, I was like, oh, now I really understand why people are so high on these.

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Oh, yeah. The low-blankets are. And the aesthetic, man, it elevates your space immediately. Soft, beautifully designed and makes your home feel cozy and curated. Great gift. I gifted one on Christmas. We gave one to my mom and dad. B-Mart got one.

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It's crazy. So every February, our accountant, they have a get-together, a happy hour for their clients. And for some reason, we've taken it as a sign to go get a group dinner after and go hard. Which is funny because the actual event that we're invited to, food and drinks are provided. but we just decide not to eat there so we can strong-arm B-Mart into taking us out to dinner afterward. Randy did a floutre review. Yeah, I need a post on the story. Is it real-able?

Maybe, I don't know. Okay. But last night turned into a real movie, though, because we announced our loot of the year. We did. So our reservation for dinner wasn't until 8.30, right? 830. And the happy hour ended at 7.30, which we did shut down for another year. And so we had a gap.

We had to bridge it. We decided to go to a bar, a private bar. Yeah, a social club. Yeah. Driftwood downtown. And they have a golf semi there. Boyce is cool. I knew there.

I did not know that's where it was. I had heard about it and just kind of right there. Hopped in. you know we were we were kind of the uh the main attraction we were 10 dudes and we showed we showed blaine uh we made a video for him randy put together a fantastic video for him uh to name him loot of the year he got a little uh trophy a glass trophy and it was uh i thought he might cry dude i'm not i was gonna say he said he didn't i'm honestly not positive he did not cry.

I saw him wipe away his eye. He says he was holding it back. At one point, he was watching the video, and he had that look on your face where you're like, you're pursing your lips and like, you can just tell he wanted to let it out. It felt so good. Randy made a very good video. As I do. We have to do some editing to the video before we can post it. But we're saving male friendship one loot at a time.

Yeah. And from there, we, we rolled 11 deep into Jay Carvers, which is an upscale steakhouse downtown Austin, right next to Dirty Bills conveniently for some. On that later. And I'll tell you this much. That place was popping on a Tuesday night. Seriously, man. We walked in there and everybody turned around and looked and it was crowded. And I was like, oh, yeah, this is us.

We're the table full of dudes. I know you're probably wondering what we ordered. So for apps, we did the aforementioned Italian bread. We did crab cakes. I thought you got faccata. I didn't get faccata. Okay. Was that bread faccata?

No, I'm just, I'm messing. We know it's not pronounced that way, by the way, so don't come at us. And for entrees, we got two tomahawk steaks. Two chamehawks steaks. That were I think like 40 ounces each. Yeah, I'm always saying 40 ounces to freedom. Okay. We got two center cut fillets.

and we got a pork chop. The fillets were really good. Okay. Can I talk about something at this dinner that has been really pissing me off? Our waiter last night was so rude to Dave while Dave was ordering a martini. And I had a front row seat here. I mean, I was kind of a dickhead about it. No, no, no, Dave ordered a martini.

And then he, after he ordered the martini, he said he wanted some ice on the pond. He wanted that thing bruised. And that's a justified order. And instead of just like being a nice waiter and being like, oh, yeah, dude, he went, he just goes, what? Did you hear that in a movie or something? And he just lingered. And like, it was like, dude, get out of here. Like, so, okay.

That's not out of pocket. It was, I was surprised he'd never heard that. Yes. Because I think, I think that's becoming, even if he hadn't, like, you can guess, like, wait, ice on the pond or oh he wants ice like on top like to lightly glaze the top of his but he was like they call it bruised yeah and i was like yeah they do but like he was up against it he was trying to give it a little bit because you know it was a table full of full of guys i mean we had a 42 year old with us um and it was just trying to like you were 43 take a little bit no and it didn't bother

me but it was like it bothered me i didn't realize him i was watching and i was like i saw will and Randy, they kind of out of front row seat. I was, I was middling you last night. I couldn't tell. I saw something going down. I thought he was like getting you shit for getting wanting to get kettle one. I like kettle. Kettle one's great. Uh, I was a, I was a middle last night. I think I did okay. One of my best middle, but it was a middle that like no one's complaining about. He tried giving me with my drink order to, which of course everyone knows here. I know, I know that. Okay. You had a number of our table. The waiter comes to our table outright and is like all the foods on this side of the menu, all the drinks are on this side of the menu.

I'll come back in a few after you guys have had time to look over the menu. And then Randy just goes like, I'll do a Bahama Breeze pineapple turnover, please. It was passports and pineapples, first of all. Get it fucking right if you're going to. How is that a Jimmy Buffett song? And we all just started laughing because the guy clearly was not ready to take our order. And the only drink order was a pineapple drink. Yeah.

Sorry I was prepared. Last night was also one of those nights when the waiter decided to not recognize. down the drink orders, even though they're 11 of us. And I was like, dude, like, I get that you're trying to flex right now. We had this conversation at the end of our table. Write it down. And he, like, we ordered a bottle of wine and he, he had taken everyone's order at this point. And we, we had the conversation.

Like, I'm not that impressed when waiters try to remember everything and not write it down. But I just wish they would to make sure you get it right. He had it, he had a circle back and ask us again what the name of our bottle was. You did the thing. He inserted him. himself quite a bit. Ew. Nice.

Oh, really? I miss that. Damn. When that happened? He was a bit much. Yeah. After I finished a drink, he's like, what, do you want 50 shades of pink? And he wasn't ready for me to go, like, what's in that?

And he goes, oh, and then he said, I'm like, yeah, that sounds good. I'll have it. Like, he was, he was trying to make fun of me. Yeah. That doesn't work on me. Yeah, he found, he found his match. It doesn't work. No, you know what?

I will say, he had a tough job trying to, like, explain the menu to a table full of dudes who were like pretty, you know, buzzing. And there's somebody who's not in here right now that can't, can't like stop torpedoing the guy by like trying to like, oh, this guy like tries to like do bits with me. And I'm like, man, I'm really just listen. Let the guy talk. Brett's like, oh yeah, this guy right here. He loves that.

And I was like, dude, just let him fucking talk. He dunked on Brett, though, because of Brett's food order. Because we order. More on that later. We ordered. Is that a later segment? We had a talk. I don't know if you remember what went down, but we've got Scampi Gate.

I think I know what went down. Let's something that I'm unaware. Let's just say that Brett's not happy with me and has threatened to kill me in my sleep. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Okay. I watched it all happen and I didn't stop. Brett ordered shrimp scampy. And I told you the order earlier.

Scampi. Scampi. We had red meat and a pork shop for the entire table to feast off. of him. Brett's the only one who ordered like his own dish and he got shrimp for some reason. And now he wants to kill Randy because of something that happened. And also talking about food for people that listened to the Patreon yesterday, I went to go order a carpet bagger style or whatever it was, which is supposed to be oyster stuffed in the steak. And the guy was like, oh, no, we don't stuff and we just give you a side of oyster. I'm like then two fried oysters.

What's the fucking point of that? That's just oysters and steak. So we didn't get that. a lot of wine i had that one martini then we had the fernette shot which i regret that um nice dinner enjoyed it think the filet was everybody's favorite um i'm just i'm the asparagus it was we didn't need the asparagus we didn't need us honestly it was probably the worst asparagus i had felt very undercooked yeah how are the brussels sprouts as you guys are aware the brusseys Good. Oh, that was another thing. He kept trying to tell the waiter like, oh, don't put the Brussels sprouts near him. You can't. No, it's not, I'm not going to like get sick. It's just I can't eat them. So at this restaurant, if you order steak, they bring out knives for you to choose from. And we've been talking about this for a while now because it's like, it's a cool thing that they do. It's fun. There are three different. You break your knife. There were three to, I did break my knife. Mine, mine wasn't serrated. I needed a serrated knife badly. You got to keep it serrated. It looked dope, though.

My knife looked cool. Oh, he, look at it. But before he was ready to bring out the display of knives for everyone, I guess we had ordered the food. He explained that it was going to be presented family style. Yes. Yes. Pre-sliced.

Randy just goes, do I get to pick my knife? He interrupted. And the guy, the guy, like, not even, just kind of, like, side item and goes, at some point. Randy was just totally eager. Yeah, at some point. He was so eager all night. You guys, you pitched me one thing all night. And then you're like, we're going to get family style.

So I'm like, am I even going to get a fucking pick my knife? That's why I was, that's why I was asking. I'm going to go get my water and turn it down a degree in here. Get Brett too. Yeah, get Brett. We get all that. So we did. I got a German blade.

It was Damascus. And I'm not sure if it was actually Damascus. We got the same knife. You got a German blade? It was German and it looked like it was Damascus. But it could have been very much like printed on. It was meant for the same map. I don't know.

I'm unfamiliar with Damascus. It has like a cool pattering, pattering because how this deal is pressed. I don't know, man. I'll tell you this, one of the stakes had a bone. And before Will gets back, I want to give a shout to Ragged Bone. This show is brought to you by Ragginbone, y'all. I got my jeans on, man. Show them.

Stand up. Show them your, uh, show them your, uh, show them your tight little ass looks. Hey, bet that. Okay. We can do a make good for this. Sorry, Ragginbone. Oh. Wow.

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Randy, you were rocking the t-shirt the other day. I've got a Ragged and Bone t-shirt. The jeans are fantastic. Rackenbone's almost too nice. I know. Yeah, we're a little too white trash for Ragginbone. Yeah, every time I see Dylan put his feet up on this table with this rag and bone jeans, I'm like, those jeans deserve so much better than this 42-year-old punk of trash.

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So check it out. Rag and bone. Brett and jeans, awesome. Brett is now in studio. Hey, guys. He did call you a hunk,

Dylan. A hunk of trash. Well, yeah. Hey, did you have fun last night, I had a blast. I had a blast.

It was a good time. I was that scompy sitting in your tom-tom-tom- Fantastic. I got to be honest with you. I know, there was some waves around the table. Yeah, I ordered my own thing.

I'm kind of on a red meat. Not a, like, I'm giving up red meat, but I'm just kind of seeing how I feel without red meat. A little hiatus? Yeah, just a hiatus. Are you fish maxing? I'm not, no, I'm not going, I'm not going PESCO, like little PESCO over there.

I'm just going, I'm going white meat for a bit. Dave, you better be PESCO. You better be PESCO on Fridays. We're officially on Lent, Dave. Ah, yeah, great point. You guys get Ash Wednesday up today? No. There's no way we were in.

Like we would have known that by now. They would have turned me down. Let's go at lunch, Randy. We need to vote too. Early voting. All right. So what's scoppy gate? Y'all?

What's scoppy gate all about? What happened? Let's talk about it. I don't think I even know the details of us. I'm going to kill Randy in sleep. Yeah. You've been saying that seems extreme for what happened. I mean, a man, he, look, I ordered the shrimp scampy.

I'm, the scomp. He was fantastic. It was arguably the best scomp I've ever scomped in my. my life. It's market price scompi. It was unbelievably good. It was fine. It was fantastic. It was a little. I didn't try it. So I wouldn't know. Pomodoro going on there. I respected your dish. That's not going to. Oh, and Randy, Randy disrespected the dish. I watched Randy get up from his seat. And I was like, okay, anytime Randy gets up from the dinner, like, you know something wacky's going to happen. I was four people down from Brett, too. So everyone knows. He had a fork in his hand. And I'm just like watching. And I'm like, um, he's about to do something wild. It's like, is he going to like stab bread? Is he going to? And then he reached. Over Will's shoulder, reached over Brett.

Did you even notice him taking the shrimp? Not the first time. Not the first time. He was just coaching. You took more than one? He doubled two. He double scomp stole my shrimp. And it's not like there was like 30 shrimp, it's not like popcorn shrimp.

They're big, they're jumbo golf shrimp. Oh, no. He said he forgot his water. So he's in. Their jumbo golf shrimp. Maybe eight of them. And Randy took a quarter. order of my meal off my plate with a...

Without saying anything. Without saying a word. And so I saw him do it. Wills down so bad. Lacks a dazeable effort. I saw Randy do it the second time. It takes the second shrimp. I watched him...

Well, the second time it was still on your fore. Well, okay. I watched him do this and I just turn around and said, I'm going to kill you. And I mean it. I was so... I don't know if it's irrationally mad or what. It just... The disrespect and the anger I felt the moment was like,

searing. I wanted to turn around and take your knife and stab you. In all fairness, I did cut that shrimp in half and give you back a half. So only took one and a half. That's almost like more disrespectful, actually. You don't, you're rationing off something that you took back to him. It was, it was egregious. It was family style. I thought it was all family style. No one splitting a shrimp. I thought it was all family style. No one splitting a single shrimp. We did say we were going family style. Hey, Brett, can I, can I, can I try? Can I borrow? Can I have one of your shrimp? I would have been like, you know what, Randall? Yeah, come on down.

How am I going to borrow a shrimp? Mr. Crabs made it work. If I give it back? But he comes over and he steals shrimp off my plate. And I almost took Jay Carvers for a ride legally because I was going to have a murder in their rush. He was almost going to throw his margarita all over me too. So I told Randy, I said, when you least expected, I will kill you in your sleep. You got to throw the margarita.

Everyone knows this. This is premeditated murder. If I end up dead, charge Brett. Murder was the case. First degree. Do the Epstein claims. I am not suicidal. I do not.

Yes. I am not suicidal. I do not go on high roofs. I'm scared of heights. I will not die from a stab wound by natural causes in my sleep. So just I don't own a firearm. Or do I? So yeah, Randy.

Can't believe. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, Gompy day. Someone's, how do we settle this? We got to squash this beef. CCTV. C-C-T-V. Cromp.

Right. Comments. Randy pulled the, give me that. Twice. Scrigous. I should have got that. Randy hit that surfing turf last night.

Unapologetically. He's the only one who got surfing turf last night. I will say, if you're a Jay Carvers, my God, is the scampi a fantastic meal. Was it market price or was just expensive? It was market. To be clear, it's not actually shrimp scampy. It's shrimp surf scampy style. Okay.

Well, the beer, the beer blanc. that it was served upon or in around was ridiculous. The pasta on the side with the pommatoro sauce was fucking unbelievable. And I'm glad I got my own order. The shot out, this gone be is ridiculous. Rennie said it was fine. The trip was fine. And someone else that could clarify.

It was also like, I don't know, half an hour, we were imbibing and laughing and talking. So it was probably a half hour after the dish. The boys were imbiving. That's what we were doing. after the dish it hit my table. So it wasn't exactly coming out of the oven or whatever you'd serve it. Here's the thing, Brett. I would never have done that if you were paying for that scampy because it was,

it was a, you know, paid for a meal. I was like, you know what? I'm bored. I'm going to go do this. Damn. You can't be bored. You can't be bored sitting next to Will and McCart, dude. That's a, that's a prime location.

Brett had a pretty important seat. At one point? I was cruising, dude. I thought we were having fun at our side of the table. Damn. At the point when I wanted to steal brushed shrimp, I was bored. I needed to inject some fun into my life. God. What's your blood sugar looking like today? I did have, if we want to do a rundown, I had a house mark, then a strawberry mark, then a mojito. Oh, that was at Driftwood. He tried to order a Pinia Colada at Driftwood. They looked at him like, are you seven? Why do you sugar max when you go out? Because if I'm not paying for it, I'm sugar masks. The guy Alfredo at Driftwood literally goes,

goes, no. He says no, but I can make you a mojito. And I said, that works. Then I had a, you know, passports in pineapples. And then at 50 shades of pink. Kind of bullshit, they wouldn't make you a peanut clad. I know. It was empty in that restaurant.

You took a lot. It's a members club where you think you'd be able to get a fucking pinacolata. Exactly. I don't know what he's like, no, I'm not making that. I'm like, what the fuck? Like, what was empty? It was empty in there. I appreciate our service members out there as an answer,

our service industry members. Okay. But what's just some fucking dicks we had last night? All right. So a margarita, a strawberry margarita. Yes. A mojito. And then two very fruity cocktails at the restaurant.

And guess who's feeling like the best one in here right now? Me. That's a youth player. Because I'm going to kill you. No, because that's a lot of sugar. Because I started to stop drinking. How's that thussy? Not good.

If you saw me earlier with my phone between my legs, recording a video of my thumbs next to each other. It's because my wife is showing it to a surgeon at work. I did, I was wondering what you're doing over there. You just did that, right? Yeah. Were you taking antibiotics prior to last night? I took my first one last night. Okay. Which is why I feel awful. And drinking can, can throw. Yeah, that would have been really good to foresight at the time. I didn't take a fan-ass to piss. That door has never been open and shut so much during a single episode. It feels like a Friday. It does like a Friday.

It does like I honestly Randy still has not watched the movie. It's rare for me to like be on record saying that the second this podcast is over, I'm going home and getting in bed. That sounds so nice. We'll say something before the show. You guys have a Patreon episode this afternoon? Yeah. What is it?

Voice males. Okay. Yeah. I'm not going to be around. Like I know I know we get shit like oh they they're they're podcasters. They don't do anything. Oh, blah, blah. And like today is truly going to be a like, I'm pulling the podcaster card and not doing anything

today. We'll had to dictate a caption for an Instagram post that we have coming up. So I just, I, I, I, uh, had to write it out myself. Voiced to Brett. Will can't type. It, it's horrible. Like, I, I feel like a total wimp, like complaining about a thumb, but it's constantly in pain. Have you guys given the bread enough credit from last night?

Yeah, it was good. We talked about it. It was good. Well, we haven't given credit is the potato ganochi. that was really good. I got a bone to pick. I didn't get any Nyoki last night. Would you tell people that you know it's not pronounced that way?

All right. So last night, last night, one of the lutes at the table wanted to get some gnashy on its plate. And it sounds dirty. Instead of asking for it, he handed me his plate to put some on for him.

That was so funny to watch. And I didn't realize what was going on. I thought he was handing me a plate with meat on it so that I could get some steak from his side of the table. And so I just started taking the meat off of his plate. You're ready. He had put steak on his own plate and we'll just. So he's, Brett, he stole food too.

I did keep one of the pieces. I was like, I'm sorry I did that. Like, do you understand? Like, was it was that, did I look hammered or something? I thought it was like, it was funny. You didn't seem hammered at all. At first, I didn't think, I didn't think I was like, this looks like a hammered guy move, but I'm not hammered right now.

It was so that like he was putting the plate for you to put the, Ganokee, out there. I was like, I know that he's asking for it, but when you started taking the stake, I got confused. I'm like, oh, wait, no, is this what was supposed to happen? So I got confused by the whole situation, too. So I think you're good.

And he was such a nice guy about it that I was like, I think it took him an extra 10 seconds to explain to me that I'm an idiot. Because you took, he took like three pieces off. No, he was just standing, like sitting there with it. Like, he didn't even call you out. I know.

He can correct you. How about this, Brett? I apologize for disrespecting you, but I do not apologize for the move that I did. Okay. How is that different? Second degree murder now. Manslaughter charge coming. Oops.

The bananas foster pudding was really good. Red pudding. I didn't have any. It was really good. Did you have some pudding? Bill Cosby. Yeah, I don't know. That's a impression you want to do.

I got a shout out our side of the table. We were humming along pretty good. We were buzzing, man. me, Ryan and Ryan's a partner Sam. Yeah. The other 42. I name my son after him. Yeah.

Just a good, just a good for some over there. Davey popping in. I was madling. I like to. A good middle performance. Yeah. I think I did all right. Our boy Josh, not normally a middle.

I think he performed admirably. He's not normally a middle. I just don't think that's where he feels most comfortable at group dinners. Have we explained what we mean? He's playing out of position. Have we explained what we mean by that, like, when you're a middle at a table? Because you have a lot of pressure because you got. you kind of you're the glue of the table.

Yeah, you're the point guard. Yeah, you're the point guard. I mean, you kind of have to appease both sides a little bit. There's a lot of pressure on the middle. Dave was a middle. And if you're not a five, normally, you just got a Dave's, Dave's a five. I'm a stretch four. Yeah.

Okay. You can put me at the five, but I prefer the four. Sure. Yeah, you want to be, you're one off the middle. That's where you perform best, I think. Your side table was a lot louder. You guys were getting after it. We did.

I mean, Sam, Sam, Sam can go to the mat. Y'all were on the same side of the table. I mean, like, as in. Oh, yeah, yeah. Hamager style, not hot dog style. Sam got to, Sam and Ryan had to, they got to lean against the brick wall.

And I felt like that just kind of put out a vibe. Yeah. You know what I mean? Where it's like, you didn't have to worry about what was going on next to you because it's just a brick wall. It was to Sam complain. He's like, this is my eating hand. And he was,

he had to eat left-handed because he could not. Bad day to be Will's eating hand. Well, I just find out I have to get this. drained today. Oh, hell yeah. That's not good. Going to a hospital exactly what I wanted to do. Have Sally record it or somebody.

I'm going to be straight up honest. I don't think I can go to a hospital today. Maybe get, they'll get you an IV. Dude, free hydration. I can't go sit in a hospital. I'll drain it.

It's just not happening. It's going to have to wait until tomorrow. I'm not draining today. Don't you want that relief though? Dude, it's going to be straight up throbbing. The idea of driving home right now is like Mount Everest. and like driving to a hospital and sitting there

so I can get my thumb poked and drained. Like that the hungover guy with a swollen thumb. Yeah. And for people that aren't watching, it looks like a straight up cartoon like Tom and Jerry type thumb. Like when Tom misses, it was pulsing so bad yesterday that you could like see it moving.

Will my God. Did it drain today so it has more time to heal for Golf Friday? Yeah. Golf Friday sounds, I'm not playing. I'm playing. but with Dan somewhere else. Did you all fill that spot? I might not be around on Friday.

You're going to be alive. I don't even want to be around anymore. What if they had to put Will under to drain stall? What are the best thing for them? Sounds kind of tight. Take a nice nap. Get some laughing gas going. I might not wake up.

Would you stop? You're going to be, you're going to survive this. I don't know. Randy might not. Get up, sir. Yeah, if I go under for breath's breaking into the hospital operating room. Get up, suck.

I'm going to borrow Sally's CRNA badge. bring Randy in. The bread is mad. Can't she just drain it? To be honest, I'm getting more upset now. That's what I'm saying, buddy. Now that you point out that that was a members club, and the first thing they said when we walked in there was,

you guys have to place to yourself, and then I order a drink, like, we're not doing it. Why wouldn't they make your drink again? I don't know, because the guy was a dick and didn't want to make a peanut calada? Just told you, no. Yeah, you just told me no. There's a free drink.

I mean, I'm not a high roller, but I'm definitely never. I don't want to support establishments that, like, don't even consider doing a peanut haul. I'm not high roller, but I'm never going to be a member there. If the first thing I ask for, they're just going to be like, no, I'm like, all right, what's the point of being a member somewhere then? You did? Hold on.

You were very happy at the candy store. What's the point of being a member? Yeah. Randy walked in. They had gummy bear, gummy worms. It was like a little. Dylan got a payday. I did.

I brought it in today. I'm going to eat it after lunch. Boy, I could use one of those. Right, right. Have you seen the market? Have you all had these chocolate covered gummy bears that Dylan's been raving about? No. No.

I don't like them. I just don't think you need to mix chocolate with gummy. Yeah. It's two separate things. Have you tried them? No, I'll try them. They sound weird. I get it.

That doesn't sound appealing to me, but they're really good, really good. Wait, so it's like a real gummy bear covered in chocolate? Covered in milk chocolate. All right. Hang on. And there's a dusted with something. They're really good, man. No.

It's weird. You're weird, dude. You have like the... Oh, here we go. Okay, here, yeah. Yes, it's a juxto play. Hold on. The chocolateiness of the chocolate.

A little creamy. Creamy. Milk chocolate or... Yeah. Okay, and then covering, almost like a wrapped up in like a lola blanket of chocolate is the gummy bear. Yeah. And you have like the sweetness. And like the fruidiness usually, too.

Are you listening? With the fruityness. The gelatin. To me. To me. It sounds like it's the juxtaposition. Oh, I never thought about it that way. Like such as.

I don't know why we're talking. Why'd you even bring this up? Well, he just wanted to let you know you had another trash take. You've had a real tough week. That's a Chels take. Chell's introduced him to me, and I'm very happy she did. They're very good. So maybe take it up with Chels.

Are you going to go say something to that bartender that hug Chels? Did you hear about this? Hold on. I think Davis Clark might have just released a soul. Oh, shit. Can I play it real quick? Yeah. It's in the business, I'm a show.

Whatever it takes, I got you, girl. I sound like a connie. I got you, girl. Let's go. I don't know if we needed Davis Clark to pivot to a rap career. Oh, yeah, we did. We did. Is this a lot?

Let's check that top energy. You know what? It's not the worst. People are, dude, I'm going to eat Chinese food for lunch. I'm going to do the Bourdain, the Sejuan. Oh, you can smoke a joint, too. um no that dog at the olympic is a czechoslovakian wolf dog i'm gonna go home and drink a shirley temple olipop they have those dude i didn't know they had of that flavor they're good they're

like mccasco sorry they bang it tastes just like a shirley temple and it's like 30 calories i want to check a slovakian wolf dog okay i don't fucking go at your neck dude no he would love me That was mad cute. It was. Where was it? Italy. In the 11th, 10 in second. Wait, Ali Pop has one now?

You've not seen the mega cute video yet? It was a bloom pop. What the hell a Czechoslovakian wolf dog doing in Milan? Hey. Yeah. It looks like a straight-up wolf, dog. It does. The people, it's a happy hour.

I told them my last name and she started looking, she said, with a W? Woof. And I was like, no, it's not wolf. It's actually, it's almost as, that it's rough. Ooh, Brett, I know you're trying to kill me later, but can I get that glass out from your car? Sure.

They had nice custom glasses that you could get at the... The lenses weren't transitional, though. Yeah, Randy... A drinking vessel glass. Randy, yeah, Randy got custom glasses, which went over real well last time with Warby Parker's. That's good. Also, I got a Tide-to-Go pen that was branded by our...

Yeah, you showed everybody we were talking. Were you the guy stealing stuff out of the little... It's not stealing if it's there for free to be taken. I took a handstandy pack. Yeah. They have mints and they had tied-to-go pens and a bunch of stuff. So I was like, I'll take a tight-to-go pen. Will is just...

Will has gone full Ross Bowling. My entire day has been absolutely ruined by the idea that I have to go get this drained. Will, dude, you can probably get an IV. Oh, that's what you might need right now. A little saline drip hauls You're not wrong They charge like a hundred bucks for those Saline

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Ticovis. Point your toes west. Dylan went viral again, but then got upstaged because he got tweet-mogged. I did. But I don't think this person knows who they're messing with. Well, the replies have made it clear. So we talked about, do we talk about this on the pond? That the ASU frat leader might not even be, um, yeah, we talked about yesterday.

A frat leader at all. No, he's fraud maxing. Yeah, hoopify. Broopify. Hoopha. Hoopify let us know he's fraud maxing. Yeah. So he's a GDI.

A goddamn independent. And I tweeted. I kind of piggybacked on my formerly viral tweet by saying, you're laughing. The ASU frat leader turned out to be a GDI and you're laughing. The reason I use the term GDI instead of G's, I think more people understand what GDI meant, and it plays into the virality aspect of the tweet. I know what I'm doing, all right?

This is not my first time. He's better on the block. And also typing out GED always seemed wrong. Like you're typing out, you say GDI. Always. That's not something I think I've ever typed out. Are you happy that you're getting like respect from people? Yeah, I am.

So, okay, so someone quote tweeted me. And he used the scene from Inglorious Bastards where the guy holds up the three in the pub, revealing that he's not who he says he is. He's not a real Nazi. Anyway, and he said, called a G to GDI, a GDI. And thankfully, there are people coming to my defense. Frat Dave spoke up, which I really appreciate. What Fred Dave say?

Fred Dave said You don't talk like that to the king of frat You stunt cock GDI What does that mean? You probably think This is all just some fucking drinking club Aha, like we are technically a drinking club We do drink together

But it's about being part of something bigger than yourself That's how I will chimed in Yeah dude Respect your fucking elders Okay Yeah Someone said They're frat-splaining, frat-splaining to at D. Shivery, of all people, L-M-A-O,

and they reused the pick from Inglorious Bastards. Yeah, this is fun. This is fun. The unawareness here is hilarious. At D. Shivery popularized this term at a former employer of his in the early 2010s. You know, that term has been around for a long. Yeah, my dad, my dad always talked about it. Like 60s.

Is that right? Yeah. I did not know that. Yeah. Yeah. It's a thing. Fucking jeed. Well, that's, that's tough. But congrats on the double virulness. Yeah, thanks, man. It feels good, you know. We saw you going viral in real time on Patreon yesterday.

Yeah, we did. That's right. Wow. What's your payout? I'm not monetized on Twitter. Why? What's the point of doing anything if you can't monetize it? I don't know. I mean, what am I going to make on that? like 80 cents.

Okay. But I payouts go straight to the Wash Media Bank account. Wow, what a dog you are. Because it's set up like that. Damn, man. And I have to say, like, everything. Y'all better be spending that $38 a month well. Okay.

It's probably paying for some of the snacks Celsius, for sure. It's covering the coffee. Oh, my God. We got a hazing news. I'm just going to head out if that's cool with you guys. Oh, yeah. Whatever, dude. says the G.

Here we go. I'm back out premeditating. Will you carry me out? Thanks guys. We went to dirty bills, by the way, after. Yeah, I can't believe I wanted dirty bills. Yeah, I left. Bye, Brad.

So very much a service industry crowd. Did you notice that, Brett? I did. I think that's the post-shift. It's very post-shifty. And then us. Very post-shifty. There's an Iowa hazing video.

Police showing up to what's a lead, being alleged to be hazing. This is incredible. I don't know. But it says it's like 50 some odd pledges. It's funny. Catchup and mustard. The responses from people on Twitter have been funny because you got the group that

like don't they don't know about this very much. And like I can't believe these guys are doing this. This is so disgusting. And then you have the guys who know much very much about it. And they're like these pledges are behaving exactly like they're supposed to be. Yeah. Nobody broke, right? No, dude.

They were dogs. One of the cops says, uh, they're ignoring. my commands. They're not moving. They think this is part of the deal. I was going to say here, there's so much psychological torture goes through with like hazing that they could have thought like this isn't real. This is something they're doing. They hired some cops. They hired some actors to do this. These are some alumni. They respect the authority of their, their plet of the active in the fraternity over actual law

enforcement. No, these guys need to be celebrated by the other guys in the fraternity. These guys are fucking incredible. I'm really proud of the performance. They're going to get. So what are all they're not moving. Best Pudge class ever. All right. Should I just play the video? Play the, play the video. Play the video.

Oh, yeah. Some of it. Does anyone want to be forced telling on what's going on? They're just silent. This stops here, guys. They're blindfolded. This stops here. Covered in like a bunch of stuff.

Dude, some of them with blindfolds don't know what's happening. They're upstairs. How about we stop? We start cleaning this up. Everyone take their blindfolds off. It's just saying there. This is not a nice house. I mean, it's like 40, it's like 40 dudes.

We're giving multiple, uh, commands to clear the room and get out of here, but no one's moving. Currently they're taking us pretty serious. Yes. You in charge? The guy's drinking a beer. You said to haven't found out who's in charge. You took a bush. No one to ask our house toad?

Where's he at? Hold on. Summit. Working on Summit. Summit. That's cool. So, uh, so. I got a voice.

Yeah, the lieutenant's coming. Okay, cool. Yeah. Definitely figure out why you wouldn't let me pass you initially. Questionable? Yeah. He's good. I would probably be calling your house dad or whoever to get him here since ultimately he's probably in charge, right? Unless someone else is in charge.

A lot of pleasure. He just doesn't have his number. He just doesn't have a fire on. You guys that off? room. It's manual. Here's the deal. From what I'm being told, this is like shutting down chapter type of stuff. I need to start talking. That's fine.

He's fine. He's still holding a beer, by the way. I need to talk to people. You call Summit. Can I call Summit? Yep. I'm not calling Summit. I have no contact with Summit. You never have been very helpful.

Nobody in here has any way to contact the guy that's charged this house. Dude, it's not clocking to him. So we're only making the situation that way for it. I have no content. Okay, we need to find somebody that does. No one does. He's a house dad. Aren't you all,

weren't you all supposed to have contact with him? I never see it. These guys are great, man. These guys are just like, refusing. It's not in this video, but the guy in the black tank top, like, you can just see in his face. He's like, oh, we're fucked.

Oh, yeah, he knows. You know, it's like the risk manager needs to come. Like, no one on exec is part of this right now, they probably should be. During this whole conversation with the two active members that are in the house, the pledges are still just sitting there in complete silence in this dark basement. So what do we think they were doing? Do you think we think they were just told to stand there in the blindfolded basement?

I thought I read they were covered in mustard and ketchup. So you know Ray Kion wasn't there. Yeah. Yeah, he can't be there. He would not be there, Dillon. We finally found a pledge glass. It isn't the worst ever. Did y'all do, what did they call it?

Did y'all have like a day where it was like lunch day? K.A. Cafe. Yeah. K.A. Cafe. Nope. Dave can't talk about it. No, I never did, bro. Yeah, what happens in place.

We stood on business. K.K. K.K.K. Kaffa was during Hell Week. We were 10 toes. And it was the worst, it was the worst experience of college for me. It wasn't K.A. that did this, but it was a. a different fraternity that did it.

And they decided to do CA cafe essentially at some sorority house instead. So they didn't have to clean it off. And they just, like, ruined the sorority house room. So we had, we were basically eating in a circle and I can still smell the food that we are, the food. But there's a trash can in the middle that we eventually filled like halfway with vomit. Yeah, we have similar thing like that. We're struggling.

Sorry. We're joking. Sorry. Yeah, well, we never did that. Allegedly. I'll keep y'all to talk to my wife and be like he can't go to the hospital today. What she's saying? I might be on you, Haas.

No, dude, please talk to him. Okay. I'll send her a text. Like, I already texted her and I was like, I, I know you're not going to take me seriously right now, but I can't do that. You're not going to be able to play golf if you do it tomorrow. UT golf. Mm-hmm. Think about it, man.

Here's, if I can't play, I'm still, I'm going. he's just gonna vibe he'll just gonna ride the cart yeah I need to loot max I might have to work Friday with how much of a wash today is I can't even just play way earlier

what's tea time 1112 dude I love how gone that guy's voice was too yeah he clearly had been yelling at the pledges and partying like all week and he just had no voice trying to talk to the police no I mean this chapter needs to be proud of the guys

that are in this house right now I mean this is an incredible display It's, it's, they're showing discipline. They're showing brotherhood. They're so proud of these pledges in this moment. It's beautiful. The thing that sucks is a pledge if you're really processing and realize this is real and this is going on, you're like, I just went through all that pledgeship and this house is about to get kicked off. So they'll probably get initiated immediately, right?

Yeah. Maybe, yeah. Yeah. But then they'll get kicked off. But then nobody will respect them. They'll be like, gee, all don't even finish your pledge. No, dude, I feel like the frats that get kicked off, like kind of have some aura. a little bit

if these guys stick to like code like privately they're they're very proud of the pledges but they won't but they're not going to let them know it you guys still fucked out but now all these

how'd you get caught did you hear them like did you hear the cop the video of like the cops asking all the pledges stuff and then like responding because I'm gonna I'll get this because Jason sent me a different video

oh there's a different video let me see if I can pull it up what are they saying in it like the cops are like Is anyone here against their will? And all the pledge, like, no, in unison. It's great. Let me pull it up.

These guys fucking rule, man. Careful in your DMs there, Randy. God, I didn't know Iowa had it like that, dude. This is great. All right. Let me get this up. It's great. So this is like them with the, while downstairs checking the fire alarm,

officers stumble upon a fraternity hazing situation. Yeah, I'll definitely need 133 here. This is the amount of here. All right, who's in charge? He shrugs his shoulders. It looks like we have quite a bit of hazing. So I'm going to ask again, who's in charge? You can talk upstairs.

No, we're going to talk right here. Who's in charge? A couple of us are. I mean, I don't know. I don't know. I don't tell you. Okay, well we need to find someone who's in charge because this is ridiculous. Hey, this stops here guys.

This is a police apartment. This stops here. Who's in charge? They don't move. They're upstairs. They're perfect. How about we stop? We start cleaning this up. Everyone take their blindfolds off.

Bro what? I've already given multiple commands to clear the room and get out of here, but no one's moving. Here we go. Okay, here's the part. Is anyone in here that needs medical attention? Is anyone here that is against their will? Is there anyone here who is not participating in this? I.e. a leader?

Is there anyone with any sort of physical injury? No. Huh? I mean, like, I feel like an element of hazing is against their will. Does anyone want to be forced coming on what's going on? Any. They're going to protect the chapter at all of calling. at all cost them.

What the fuck did I just walk into? They're all sure. Celebration of what? All right. Celebration. Celebration of life. Oh my God. That's the best point.

It's awesome, dude. Oh, dude. Celebration of what? He said of life. So like another day for a funeral. Yeah. Okay. Can I, like, I'm not saying what they're doing is right.

I'm not saying we should just ignore it. Dude, they're just. But is it. it illegal to cover your boys in mustard and ketchup and put them in a basement? Hazing is a felony. It is? Hazing is a felony. So they, okay, I didn't know if like, I mean, because like, they can't prove that those

kids were against their, they're against their will. They just said they weren't there. Their answer was the question is the correct way to protect as best they can, you know. I'm sure something will come with this, but. No, I have the utmost, like, when that guy said like he's looking for someone, i.e. a leader, I don't think he realized that he's in a room of leaders right there. No. Like that is unbelievable performance. They need to put the QR code on your resume that she goes to that video when you go to like get hired after college.

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Rodeo names Dave What do you think I want to do that tomorrow I want to do All right Let's do I want to do that with You any rodeo names I might not be here dude

I've never seen you down so bad dude I'm like During the Ridge Adread I started like really piecing together That I need to go get this drained You could have left 20 minutes ago, like the shell. I might not be here. We're going to do it like literally right now if you want to do it.

I don't even know what rodeo names is, dude. Let's do rodeo names tomorrow with Kelly. Okay, okay. What's going on on Buffalo Wild Wings? Wait, we'll put this in there. Yeah, there's a lawsuit. There's a lawsuit alleging that Buffalo Wild Wings was misrepresenting their boneless wings because they're nuggets. and I think Buffalo Wild Wings has won.

Oh, we've got the, this is a Randy F lawsuit. So when you order a boneless wing, what are you expecting? Wings? If not a nugget. Yeah, but like, never in the history of the world has a boneless wing been a deboned normal wing? Right. That's my question, I think.

Can you imagine if you got served a plate of that? You'd be like, what? So you just took the bone out? The bones are their money. Have you had the Popeye's wings yet? Go get some Popeye's wings. No, I heard, yeah, you said the Popeye's wings were really good, right? They're good.

We pretty much established it. Dave's not going to, like, stop reminding us about the Popeye's wings until we go try. I'll go try them. Maybe today's that day. Ooh, get you a little drain. Get you little Popeye's house. Get you cold being off. My wife's calling me.

I got to answer this. All right, man. It's about the drainage. His wife. I might not be here, he says. Yeah, all right. I don't think so, man. He's down so bad.

I thought there was like five different times. the last 30 minutes where I thought he's just going to leave the show and I was like it's fine he just keeps sticking around he gave us an hour did canada win this game what's going on someone said that they were down three to two with seven minutes left in the chat oh it's tied up oh it's going into bithee chitzi i mean and chitchia are you guys are familiar with the red bull lawsuit right what's up with that one man this was back in an i i overview here but back in 2014 they settled a class action lawsuit for $13 million in regards to its Red Bull gives you wings saying that it didn't actually give you wings.

Then give you superior performance or actual wings. So they had to settle that because that was there. $13 million. Everyone got like a 20 cent check in the mail. That's an unfair trade practice. So if you ever see a Red Bull commercial and it's now Red Bull gives you wings with the extra eyes, it's because of this lawsuit. Because you can't allege that it actually gives you.

wings apparently. Does someone like jump off a building or something and try to fly? I have. Yeah, you're laughing. Someone jumped off a building and tried to fly and you're laughing. But that's probably exactly the same thing here. Someone just saw that like boneless wings and like, let's see if I can't, you know, get money out of this because it's not actually that. That's probably the same, same same. People want money, man. Damn, that's real. That's Randy's right. I want scompy. I'll tell you that much. It sounds like you had some. You could have just stopped. You really cut. You really cut. one of them in half and returned it.

Yeah. That's so disrespectful. I would have scompie smushed you. I would have just smushed it in your little face. He didn't see the first one. I think Dave was the only one I even saw that. I was the only one noticing. I was like,

oh, so you went back so he would see it because you wanted to push his button. Some people just want to get caught. It's like a serial killer. That and also I was like, I'm going to see it. I was going to see if I could get a second one without him noticing. But it was his last one. You wanted the conflict. Yeah.

The last, taking the last scoppy, the last shrimp. Yeah, that's pretty fucked. That's unconscionable. He was pretty zuted at that point too, so I thought I might be able to get it. By the way, I offered to bring some of the leftovers into the office if y'all want some.

I have so much meat at home. But no one said, they wanted it. I didn't realize how much the meat was left. I'm going to go eat a lot, you said Juan chicken. It's heavy. Oh, okay. Did you get to bring the bone home? A big old rib rib, rib bone?

I don't know. I didn't really look closely. Maybe that's why it's so heavy. Bring something tomorrow. I'll take some. I didn't realize there was that much left. I'll bring you some, Randy. All right.

The gift of meat. We'll still watch this OT. Bye.