Circling Back - The Boys Went to San Marcos | Circling Back 10-29-25
Episode Date: October 29, 2025The boys are back from the State-JMU game in San Marcos to recap their trip, Randy is en route to Mexico, hepatitis monkeys are on the loose, and what's up with Dan. Support us on Patreon and r...eceive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (8:10) What’s up with Dan (17:45) The Boys Went to San Marcos (42:00) Mexico Randy (50:23) Monkeys on the Loose Support This Episode’s Sponsors: Rhoback: Use code WASHED20 for 20% off at Rhoback.com. Rocket Money: Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to RocketMoney dot com slash CIRCLING today. Tovala: Save up to $300 on the Tovala smart oven when you order meals 6+ times by heading to Tovala.com/CB and use code CB. Squarespace: Check out squarespace.com/STEAM for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: STEAM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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all right we're back
i'm circling back podcast my name is dave and uh dylan's here too
dylan shivery i'm here very happy to be here
We had a fun night.
We're going to talk about that.
I used to see myself on screen.
Dan plays by Dan's own roles, though, and that's what we love about him.
Yeah, we've got a special guest producer.
It's Dan Regester.
What's up, guys?
What up?
How are you?
We're good, man.
I just noticed the high-tech camera action we've got.
So Dan, when he's guest producers, he brings
his own equipment which you don't see people do too often in a in a studio that's already set up
with equipment but dan that's just not how dan does things man dan plays by his own rules yes
that's why we like dan listen is look much nicer than ours i did not rip the entire studio up
today i only got here 10 so i didn't have enough time yeah you didn't bring oh you didn't bring
the lights that you brought that the last time but that's okay we're excited man this is great
thanks for filling in hey's harb's just working from the our office today i think so
I don't know.
There's a guy here who doesn't work here.
He's not a podcaster.
He's just walking around out there with an earpiece in on a call.
Also, don't think of me as a podcast producer.
Think of me as the chairman of the board.
Okay.
Oh, the board.
I get it, yeah.
I like it.
I'm good with that.
Hey, somebody's ready for fall weather, Dan.
Yeah.
Dude, it's like 60 degrees here.
Finally.
It's the only time I'll be able to wear this hat.
Finally.
Yeah, we made it.
We made it, man.
Took a long time.
We got here.
Took a minute.
A lot of people.
thought we wouldn't be doing a show today.
That front was whipping in while we were at the football game last night, man.
Very windy, very chilly.
Yeah, it's beautiful today.
Clear, a little windy, but that's okay.
It's beautiful.
They're like, people are wondering at home, why does Dave sound like that?
Did Dave stay out too late?
No, I think it's a seasonal allergy play.
I think it has nothing to do with the fact that we were forced to do shots at Chimmy's at 5 p.m.
You're probably wondering why is Dylan look so puffy, you know?
Yeah.
Dude, maybe he didn't get any sleep.
It's a good day to have better cameras, right?
Yeah, thanks for the ultra-high-deaf situation.
Do they have, like, a filter built in?
Is there a non-puff filter?
Yeah, I can work on it.
Okay, thank you.
He'll do it in post.
You understand?
It's a live show.
Oh, fuck, you're right.
Today, big day, the final spooky season is recording this afternoon.
Dylan, myself, Will DeFries, and Dan.
And is it going to be your first ever spooky production?
Wow.
Got to think, right?
Dude, how does Randy do this?
Hey, did Randy tell you that Skelly is sitting in for me for spooky season?
Yeah, I'm going to figure it out.
Okay.
I can do that in post.
He tries to do it live.
I don't know why.
It's not a live show.
It's not, but it is a visual show.
It's very much a visual show, yeah.
So that I'll come out today, and then tomorrow we'll record voicemails, and that'll drop Friday.
So if you're, it's a great time to be a patron.
It is.
Like just a wonderful time.
No better time.
No better time.
What are you doing?
You iron that ring of fire, Guatemala, Stone Creek coffee?
I was.
I could use some of that right now.
We got to grind that up and pour it over some.
You got to pour over mafia, dude.
I'm, I was watching your back last night.
I was a little worried about you.
I'm not worried about the poor over people, man.
I think I can take all of them.
Do you really think so?
Yeah, I'm not afraid of poor over people.
You got to be careful out there, dude.
Snooty coffee.
folks out here.
I love it.
I love it, dude.
They're so annoying.
I'm going to get really into
being a poor over guy.
That's going to be kind of my new,
that's going to be my 2020,
what's next year,
2025?
Control all the elements.
2026, Dave,
is going to be poor over guy.
I can tell you that right now.
Go for it, man.
It's more work for the same product.
Hey,
let's give a big shout
to our good friends at Roeback.
Yes.
My son.
Rhodes.
Very familiar.
Today was like, not athleisure day at school, but like sportswear day.
Okay.
I'll fuck with the vision.
And he's wearing a rowback hoodie.
Of course he is, dude.
Yeah.
It's very dope.
We love Roeback, man.
Oh, yeah.
They have the university license gear, and they have many schools are represented on the website.
You go check it out.
You can just search by the school, and then it'll pull up all the products they offer.
And it's crazy.
It's good-looking stuff, man.
Polos.
taking the day off from like the gym just like a built-in rest day tomorrow tomorrow you're
gonna catch you're gonna catch me at rowback from head to tell yeah yeah what yeah load the card up
every time i work out i'm wearing rowback so washed 20 wash two zero one-time use code so load it up
it's a good time get a jump on christmas for uh a special someone use that code right now that's right
wash 20 they got the ladies cover too by the way god dude i can't believe nobody's comment
commented that I'm just straight up dripping in my new shoes.
Dude, those are very drippy.
They came through with the sockneys.
Socony?
Socony?
I call him swag.
Swagony.
It's Sakoni.
The lady at Footlocker call them sockney.
I don't think she's the official.
She sells them.
She said socony?
She said sockony.
Huh.
I don't know.
But they're dope, dude.
All I know is they're straight up dripping.
I'm hoping it comes through on this high-deaf camera
how hard the drip is.
Is it coming through, Dan?
Can they see how hard the drip is?
Dan, are you going through it?
No, he's just, like, so crammed back here.
He's such a tiny man.
People don't know this.
Randy's like 5'4.
He's a little guy.
Yeah.
Danny, yeah, Randy gets mad when I point out of the fact that he's like 5-7.
Yeah.
So, yeah, I am tiny guy.
about his height.
It's not a big deal.
You know, I'm a normal-sized man, six feet tall.
Exactly.
All right.
It feels like that's a shot at me a little bit indirectly, but...
You're tall as well says.
You're like 79th percentile for height.
Hey, can we...
Can we pull back the curtain?
Yeah.
We've got a group text where, like, Klein's in it.
Dan's not in this group text.
But we're just gushing at our old friend Liv Langdon.
At her new, her boyfriend, the guy she's dating.
He's just an absolute specimen.
He's the hottest guy I've ever seen.
He doesn't look real.
No, he looks AI generated.
So if you're new here, like, I'm sure there's a bunch of stoolies that are new here.
Remember the stewies?
Remember the, because you're the hot, they found us through our friend Casey Smith.
But Liv is like, she's been like a day one.
She's wonderful.
Yeah, she's phenomenal.
She's a few times. She's great.
We love her.
And she used to live in Austin.
Now she's, I think, in Florida.
And the guy she's, she's.
dating is just absolute specimen it's the only way to put it yeah he looks like he he plays like
uh the love interest in a you know a rom-com or something he looks like he's six five and he's just
too hot he's too hot imagine like no offense but imagine dylan if he was like six five
this guy this guy's too he's too good looking he's in dude he's like somehow like he's one of
he's probably like he's so good looking that it's really it's hard for him to like like
women just they kind of like stay away from it like i i can't yeah i can't talk to this guy no i felt bad
uh screenshoting her instagram story to show it to the boys i was like i don't want this guy in my
camera roll it's too hot it's too hot um so i guess we got to talk about you know let's just
catch up with dan let's catch up with dan i've been a while you good over there what's going on
what's new i'm good i think it's just like wall right here
Okay, outside the walls of the studio, are you good?
In life, though?
Just generally in life.
We're surviving, you know, piecing it together.
We're getting by.
We're getting by.
Doing things like this.
Yeah, this is fun, man.
I saw you guys are doing, you guys have done this for a while now, spooky month.
It's the only thing we stick to is, like, topics for softcore history that are, you know, murders.
People love weird stuff.
People love scary content.
We figured that out.
Dude, last night I didn't share this story publicly, but I was.
I guess I will now.
Last night, dude, we were at this bar, and the strangest thing, I got this impulse to just grab, like, grab another beer and drink it.
Yeah.
And I've never felt it before.
It was like a dark force, energy at play, and it was controlling me.
And it made me drink a Miller light from a bucket that we purchased it, like 12, 12 a.m.
It's never happened.
And you had already been drinking beers, too, which is...
The entire evening.
Yeah.
Was it a full moon?
Was it?
I don't think so.
That could be an excuse, though.
What's the, what's the spookiest story you've had thus far?
Or like, because you guys do historical.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's on soft core history, folks.
We've been playing the SEL a little bit.
We did the Ed Gein's story.
That is obviously huge right now on Netflix, because they made Charlie Hunnam, the murderer for some reason.
They're like, we just got to make them hot.
Have you watched the show?
No.
I haven't either.
I'm interested, though.
this guy wasn't a good guy
I'm not familiar
he's a bad guys
bad dude
he would uh
make human suits
out of women's bodies
you ever make a human suit
no
okay
well this guy did this guy did
I've made some mistakes in my life
but I've never made a human suit
a grave digger
yeah he would just
dig up a bunch of dead bodies
I've always said this
that's not cool people don't dig up bodies
wait was he killing the people and then
or was he digging up the bodies and then getting
the skin
He's out here just Randy Travis in the whole situation.
He had some mommy issues.
Like his mom didn't let him leave the house for like 40 years.
Of course you get the reference.
What?
Randy Travis.
Digging up bones.
I'm digging up bones.
Not a country guy.
Well, he has a song about digging up bones.
Yeah, it's like a metaphor.
He wasn't an actual grave digger.
You know those nights where like you stay home?
I don't know how much you're drinking these days.
Probably not much.
here and there
I drank this weekend
Not anymore
I'm not drinking any less
Yeah
Hell yeah
You ever just like sit at home
And drink
By yourself on the couch
And just dig up bones in your mind
You're just thinking about like
Oh damn
I don't
Some people do
Like metaphorically speaking
Yeah
Yeah sometimes
So wait
So this guy was dating a woman
A mommy
So presumably a Latino woman
And what was the issue
She broke his heart
You said he had mommy issues
I wasn't going to let that one go
Poppy issues
That's such a stupid joke
Yeah it is
It's so dumb
Right
I don't hate it
It's right
I'm digging the bones
Yeah no
What has he done since
I know he's been in stuff
I watched him in a movie
Generic
But he was sons of anarchy guy
Yeah
What was his name?
Chaz
I don't know
But remember Triple Frontier
that came outdoor in COVID?
That's the one.
Yeah.
Where they, like, just rob a bunch of cartel members?
Yeah, wasn't it?
Isn't like, that was like basically like war porn.
It was like, yeah, X Seal, X Green Beret.
Was that Affleck?
Yeah, Affleck.
Yeah, there's a bunch of people in that movie.
Pedro Pascal, that was like the start of the Pascalisance.
Yeah.
I remember thinking it was going to be a sick movie, and it was fine.
Kind of dragged.
Yeah, a little bit.
But other than that, man, Dan, what else?
How is his shoulder?
We're like four months away.
Did you see your boy Carson Wentz played through like everything?
Yeah, absolutely just a blown up shoulder.
All in the line.
He's probably toast.
That was the end of his career.
Yeah, at least he went out like a dog.
Everyone thought he sucked.
I mean, that's a terrible way to go out.
It's kind of like Tommy Aspinall right now.
Everyone's called him a bitch because he like got poked in the eye.
I mean, there's some...
He shouldn't have...
There's some precedent to saying that he's just sucked, though, you know, because he hasn't been good.
Super Bowl chap.
You got more rings than you, dude?
How many rings do you got?
I don't have any.
Yeah, I didn't think so.
I've never won the Super Bowl.
That's a good point.
You never even had a cup of coffee in the league.
That's true.
No, I mean, I always kind of rooted for Carson once in the post-Eagles world because, I mean, he just, he kind of got cucked.
I mean, like, not real, but it's just like, he got a ring as a backup, and he was, like, the guy.
He was also, like, MVP caliber that year.
Yeah.
Until the Rams game where he got hurt.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, unfortunate for how his career played out.
I am pretty indifferent to Carson.
I don't really have any ill will towards him.
North Dakota State.
That's right.
That's right.
It's a fun fact.
The bison?
Bison?
Bison?
Yeah, well, I was thinking about him
Or I was thinking about Dan
When I was reading all about Carson Wentz's shoulder
You saw that, right?
Yeah, yeah, surgery.
We've lost 30 pounds, though, since
You have?
Shoulder injury, yeah.
There's no reason to walk around at 2.30 if I can't bench.
Yeah, that's fair.
There might just be no reason to walk around at 230.
I was a unit, though.
I mean, you still look pretty big.
I'm 200 pounds, yeah.
You're 200?
Yeah.
What are you?
190?
Like 188?
I know your fans love when I talk about the protein intake.
No, they do.
They need to know.
What's it at?
Just, you know, pound or a gram per pound of body weight, so 200 grams.
Have you tried the David bars yet?
Never had a David bar.
They're so good.
They're expensive, but incredibly good.
You ever have a Dan's hamburger?
Yeah.
Yeah, I have.
They're pretty good.
Did you just bring that up because it's also your namesake?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, you know what?
That Dan's hamburger over in South Austin?
I really like it, but getting in and out of there is a beating.
That's all I'm going to say about that.
It's a bad street.
It's a bad street.
It's too close to the frontage road, too.
That's Road Talk with Dave.
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Well, first of all, it does air frying.
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Um, you want to get that guy, Brett in here?
Yeah.
Yo, Brett.
I texted him.
Plus, he's not going to hear that.
He heard it, see, he's coming.
Wow. Yeah.
Yeah, we went on a little trip last night.
Down around San Marcus way.
Yesterday, really.
Here he comes.
Got to get big game.
Can you turn that mic up for him, Danny?
He's going to sit right there next to Dylan.
Yeah, let me get him framed up.
We went to St. Marcus last night, man.
The Dukes of James Madison.
Good football team.
How about that?
Came to town and played our Bobcats on a Tuesday night on ESPN2.
Cats were dogs.
They were seven and a half point dogs going into that game.
And that wasn't enough.
No, they would have needed 33 points.
52 to 20 was the final score.
And it could have been worse.
I think they took the foot off the gas in the fourth quarter.
I knew something was wrong when the,
They came out in the second half and just hit a 70-yard bomb immediately.
Yeah, yeah.
They're pretty good.
The Dukes are good.
Yeah, that was, their quarterback was impressive.
So were the Super Dukes.
Dude, I'm so tired of the Super Dukes.
I fucking hate the Super Dukes.
I wanted to fight one of them.
So we linked briefly with Micah and Bubu.
We did.
And they came down.
No, Boob, Micah's wife, went to JMU.
and so Micah is now
a Missou fan and a James Madison fan
he had the purple sweatshirt on
they both had like the matching purple on
they looked very cute
it was a cute scene but they came down
sat behind us and
without going too much into it
they explained like oh yeah there's
some super fans sitting up by us in the JMU section
and we could hear them and then every time JMU scored
which was often somebody from up the upper deck
would toss down streamers purple streamers
and there are a lot of them
because they scored a lot.
They were throwing ropes down
and we were just getting smoked by them.
It was the fucking Superdukes out there.
One guy got it wrapped around his neck.
Like a Texas State fan.
I watched this kid like try to like,
he was like trying to grab it angrily
and like wrapped around his neck
and he was like,
he couldn't get it off of him.
He's having a bad time.
He was so mad.
But we,
we now have a blood feud with Super Dukes.
Yeah, we're not fans of the Super Dukes.
There's a good, you know,
it's for the best that we didn't see
those guys on the square.
A first stop.
was the tap room we did it we found a nice little Airbnb right off the square very
comfortable place if you're looking for a spot we're looking at it curb
appeals lacking the inside is still is everything you need everything you need
just just really delightful indeed there's yeah there's a there's actually have
a dame range or a dame ranch in the back yeah you need to post that book oh yeah
Dylan Senton.
We had a beautiful buck in the backyard of our house.
I thought Brett was playing a prank on me.
He's like, Dave.
I don't know why you immediately were the guy.
I was just like, you got to see this.
I went and looked.
Thank you.
He's the outdoorsman of the group.
You would have thought I was the guy.
We walked out, or I just, I'm going to, like, unlock the door to check out the back patio.
And there's, like, a beautiful eight-plus point buck.
I didn't get a chance to really count the-
It was a tremendous buck.
It was, the thing was.
These are big bucks.
Big buck.
He's a little young.
I mean, you know.
Give him a year, two.
Let me count these, Johns.
Yeah, they count them.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
I see eleven, possibly twelve points.
Yeah.
A big son bitch.
These are big, big bucks.
Yeah, and then he jumped over the fence, which, by the way, he barely cleared.
Kind of made me nervous.
He got hung up a little bit.
He was limping it off, I think.
Yeah, probably tweak something.
Hey, there goes Harbs leaving.
Later, Harbs.
This picture would be better if it wasn't right in front of a trash can.
Let me see it.
It's just right in front of a trash can.
Part of the ranch, dude.
Yeah, he was just in our backyard, man.
He'd be a little older than I gave him credit for.
Yeah, he was good-looking buck.
If you can hang a ring on it, it counts as a point.
He was, you know, middle of the fall, too.
He's in a little rut.
He didn't want to mess with that guy.
Yeah, Brett was.
real worried worried about the rut situation i was you don't want to mess with the deer when it's
i mean he wasn't going to like fight us you're it's you're fine you're fine don't come between him
and a dough though it's fair that i don't think see that happening do we went then we went to chimneys
so yeah tap room house to tap room uh i think we all had bacon burgers all went bacon shoesburger
every one of them very good except we went half pound you went third pound i didn't need a half
pound of meat i did okay someone's not serious
about Gaines.
Yeah, what's going on?
I'm going the opposite way.
You're murdered out today.
I just noticed.
I'm on the,
the blackout was last night.
I'm on my Drew Betcher's shit.
You were on your Drew Betcher grind right now.
So we're like, all right,
well, we had one beer at Tap Room,
and then we went over to Chimmy's.
Chimmy's was kind of the spot
we were looking forward to.
Because it was a scene.
Taproom was low energy.
I'm going to be honest with you.
Cool spot.
Love the inside.
I was a little nervous.
So I was like, oh, are we,
Is anybody out today?
Yeah.
Then we walked into Chimmy's.
It's like, okay.
All right.
Chimis seemed to be the official pregame spot for, uh, not only, I mean, some college kids,
but also a lot of people, uh, alum, yeah, people our age, Dylan's age.
Sure.
About a backer there, shout's to Chad, Chas, Chad.
There's Chas.
And an old TFM fan who recognized me as the TFM guy.
Yeah, he recognized me as like, uh, just a guy who was around back of the day.
That's what he said.
I want to be like, hey, we're, like, hey, we're,
still doing it man we're still doing content you can listen if you want to give us a shot yeah
do you let me see your phone buddy let me see your phone i'm gonna go ahead and subscribe yeah that's what
i should have done like and subscribe chimmies was fun and then from chimneys we walked to the game
and the the dukes and the super dukes just took it to our box we ubered to the game we did we uber
do a spot we did the uber took longer than the walk would have just to be completely clear
yeah and on the way back but that's okay yeah um walked in
We got interviewed on our way in.
Yeah, we'll see if the content.
I don't even want to tease it because I think it would be funnier
if the content just comes out.
We're not going to see the content ever.
You don't think so?
They got their ass kick.
This guy had a camera and a microphone,
and he was asking people in line to enter the stadium.
What would you give up for a national championship?
I wanted to be like, dude, they're not going to win an after.
Come on, what are we doing here?
What are we doing?
Oh, you don't know.
But then Dave answered it in character as my great-great-grandpappy.
He said the farm.
It's true.
He said the farm.
I don't would have given it up, a record.
You already gave it up.
You already lost it.
I got it back.
I would have.
For an addie?
They got loved it, too.
He loved the answer.
He goes, okay.
All right, okay.
I really hope that comes out.
The natty.
I got to say, let's start with a conference first.
Yeah.
The stadium looked good.
Let's get the sunbelt on our belts.
The stadium looked good.
It's a beautiful little stadium.
Could have used some more people in it.
Student section looked good.
Yeah.
The shirtless section was doing their thing.
Not an original bit.
I guess we're just going to steal bits from Oklahoma State, but that's fine.
I mean, they weren't the first to go shirtless, but they've made, you know, they fired their longtime coach and was like, well, let's just pop top.
And now we are on a four-game skid now.
Or it's just pop top two.
Yeah.
We've got to get the boys figured out.
No, they lost.
By a lot.
One score game going into half, eight-point game.
It was.
So you think, but you could not have watched that first half and been like, you know, I see how we could win this game.
I like how things are trending.
No, it was not.
It was just getting gashed.
It was chunk play after chunk play.
So many joint play was.
It was just like, oh.
And then to start the half, it was like,
JMU ball, negative play.
We stopped there running back in the backfield.
And you're like, uh-oh, we made some adjustments.
We're filling our gaps, things of that nature.
Then they took it to the two.
And then they just absolutely.
Immediate bob.
He saw that man coverage on the outside.
Took it 70-9 yards to the two-yard line,
then it punched it in.
Our corners were playing a little soft.
Yeah.
That's not how...
The Dukes came to play.
Oh, boy.
Dan, did you watch any of the game?
Yeah, who'd you have?
You have the Dukes?
I had the Dukes minus, I think, seven or something.
Yeah.
But, uh...
You won that bad, pal.
Yeah, I did.
What are we going to do?
I don't know how I feel about Chesney.
Chesney's probably going to be the next coach at Virginia Tech, maybe.
Really?
Yeah.
He's going to pull a six, Daddy.
Super Dukes.
He had a bad day when that happened.
He's single-handedly, like, lost them that game against Louisville.
He just kept going back and forth with the quarterback situation.
He's forcing Sluca down your throat.
You hate that.
I hate when that happens.
Got a little chilly around halftime way.
Really?
I thought they just had hot dogs.
We did a few.
Come on.
Come on, get it out.
Somebody did it glissie.
Was it Harbs?
I did a glitz.
You know, Harbs did a piece, and it looked like you regretted it immediately.
My glissie was pretty good.
Personal Pizza Hut pizzas at the game aren't at Zee.
Exactly up to snuff.
Give me your overall,
give me thoughts of San Marcos, the city,
thoughts of like the bar scene
and thoughts of like the football scene.
A lot of thoughts.
No, it was cool.
Charming little town.
Love doing a little,
before we checked into where Airbnb
we took a little tour
and you guys could tell
you guys were like kids in a candy shop.
Just like, oh, that's where I did this.
Oh, that's where somebody did that.
That's thrown around nicknames.
and, oh, remember when I fought so-and-so here?
We didn't say that.
Nobody fought.
We didn't fight.
Harb's fought some way.
No, Harvest did.
Harbs did.
Harvest is like, yeah, I got two Teeks fought me, or beat me up on the, he had to
he got into a fight with, on an air mural game.
Intermural game, that'll do it.
It's so sick.
Dylan said he, he's like, that's the field right through a bunch of interceptions.
He did.
He did say that.
I was turnover prone.
Bob Katz signed you up.
I was a pick six waiting to happen.
Boy, Brad.
yeah no it's it was cool i liked uh chimneys was great great atmosphere as always um
how'd you like your d p shootout i don't need to do another one i was let you just do you did
margaret uh our waitress she was our waitress twice so i feel like we can be on a first name
with her because she was our waitress at two different times we went back to chimneys we did we doubled
down she was still on shift do we go right back to chimneys after the game no we went to the parrot first right
yeah we went to the parrot which wasn't a great scene and then we found out that they might be shutting down forever because of a lawsuit that they recently lost right 650 million dollars according to somebody
told me and I was like man that doesn't sound right because like that's a lot like what could they have possibly done to cause that much damage
did they that's a lot of damage yeah it was just 6.5 so 6.5 that's a lot but turns out it opened up somehow they would they didn't have the light on like
the neon, so I wonder if his little...
It was weird.
Under the radar.
But we were the only ones in there.
I think had a beer at the parent.
Then a girl came in with her dog.
Oh, yeah.
We actually did pet the dog.
Then they left pretty quickly.
That's kind of my toxic trait.
Do you find me at the party in the corner just petting the dog?
If there's a dog at the bar, like, don't talk to me because I'm like petting the dog.
Tell your dog I said hi.
Oh, God.
Went back to Chims.
Had a DP shootout.
again, never need to have one of them.
Explain why you were the guy who was chosen for the DP shootout?
Was it like a thing she thought you were, uh...
They just brought it to the table.
The guy, like, put it in my face.
He's like, you gotta have one of these.
Who is the guy?
I have no, he just disappeared.
And then she came by, I was like, I don't...
Did you have the weirdest urge to have a DP shootout?
Yeah, I needed to drink this right now.
Cheers.
You could have said, I said, no.
I did, but then Margaret, Margaret gave me something along the lines of like,
don't be a pussy.
I was like, okay, all that, and I'll do it.
Yeah, it's amazing.
I didn't need to race the guy that we were sitting with.
I think that's why it's called a shootout.
I think that's like part of the...
Oh, really?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, okay.
Well, don't chug one of those.
I saw multiple young women drink just sipping the DP shootout, and I was like, I don't think that's the move.
I mean, you tell me, they're the ones in college, but I was like, they're not a good thing to sip.
No, they're not a good thing to drink.
It tastes like Dr. Pepper and, like, sweet.
syrup
with a bunch of
different alcohols in it
yeah miss me with that
yeah wasn't good
uh marge pretty good though
yeah pleased with the marred
overall chimmie's
two thumbs up
and we went to we close it down
to some like clubby type place
well look
I'm gonna put that on brett
as the young as the youngest man on the trip
Brett was looking for all right well let's go
somewhere else
parrot was
nah
but this other bar
had like
Axis?
Was it Axis?
Yeah.
And you could hear music
and you're like
I won't
there's music
and hear it
and I mean
it wasn't good music
but
no
you could hear it
met some interesting
people
we did
yeah
we did
I don't
yeah it's too sad
to even share
her story
just unsolicited
talk to a young lady
I just sat
a sad story
she's doing better
though
yeah
alright well
trash has been
taken out
hope things
hope things turn up
for you
I mean
they were
at the most turned up bar in San Marcos yeah so they were did a bucket of beers that was
that was needed that was a good move yeah the bucket of beers was good we weren't the oldest guys
there no no no one was not the oldest guy there's true not by lunch i wasn't the second oldest
uh we did ask a group of people if they'd remember 9-11 they said no we were born in 2006 we
did talk 9-11 with some young kids like oh my god the look on their faces when i told them i was
born in 1983 they were shocked
shocked somebody got called a dillf not going to say who might as well said like the 60s
like the yeah harbs got called a dillf it wasn't me yeah yeah did that hurt no it didn't
honestly did it no it didn't i was fine it kind of feels like it hurt i was fine with it man
dylan goes who oh that one girl's she guessed that i was 28 oh yeah that's pretty good somebody
guess I was 38 again.
Okay. And I was like,
Okay. Dolphins
Dolphins guy.Jiv. Okay.
Yeah. Okay.
Two separate, so two separate
Red Lobster and
Roadhouse, Texas Roadhouse,
employees.
Sick.
Two kill it, two great spots.
Two great spots. And then, yeah,
then we packed it up, went home.
All in all, great time.
I saw you in Harbs, y'all got, y'all had the idea of we walked back by the green parrot on the way home.
And, like, there was a lot more people in there.
And they were kind of like, oh.
It was too late.
I knew it was time to go home because I looked at Dylan and we were talking to these people.
And Dylan just gave me the.
Yeah.
The Steph Curry night night.
It's time to hit the pillow move.
I gave him Steph Curry.
The D coordinator, like.
But I was somehow the first one asleep.
Interesting.
You were.
Yeah.
What were y'all doing?
We were talking about the walk back to the house.
what was the what was the move you did there did i did i had to go pee pee yeah they did a
they did a piss walk you did a piss walk what's a piss walk you're probably asking yourself
well just when you it's just when you walk it's just when you walk in the same time that's what
that is all the kids are doing it yeah
david was like you guys aren't going to piss walk like we wasn't like we were supposed
No, we should have pissed watch with you.
I was more concerned about the 30-mile-hour headwind.
It was behind, dude.
It's a north wind.
We were walking south.
You're walking on pavement, though.
It was just splashing everywhere.
It wasn't it?
We've got to talk about the piss wall.
Oh, what a...
What's going on?
I love that.
It's just, it like makes sense.
The men's bathroom instead of a trough for urinals.
At the stadium.
Weirdly, there is one urinal, and I think it's for kids.
There's an actual.
urinal and then there's just a wall with little um but it has like stalled dividers
dividers those feel like a new i think it used to just be a piss wall yeah those that feels like
yeah we should probably put some but like there's an urge when you walk up like a lot of guys there's
a lot of there's a lot of pissers out there that like to put their hand on the wall yeah can't do
that three points can't do that no you got to go hands off the wall yeah you just pee on the wall
and it flushes it yeah it was kind of cool
it like auto flushes all at once it's very i mean it's off-putting but like from a um
logistic standpoint i was a fan you really don't have a big line no it was great
what's that about ha likes waiting in lines yeah no that was a that was a nice touch at the uf ufcc uf
ufc ufccd stadium ufc it's a credit union which yeah it's it's a credit union which is
It's not, you know, that's just, that's a normal sponsor for a football stadium.
Sure.
I think, right?
UFCU Stadium.
But, man, I'd tell you what, good time in San Marcos.
They could get the Chimmy's, like the Chimmy's, Bobcat Field or whatever, like Chimmy Stadium.
We can get that.
We know the guy.
Apparently.
Yeah, runs quite the program over there.
That's what, yeah, some people were saying.
Some people were saying.
Some people were applauding him at the program he was running.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Shout to the backers.
Shout to the...
Who else we got a shout out?
I want to give an anti-shot out to the Super Dukes.
Fuck them.
Yeah, again, once again, Super Dukes were just...
We hate you, Super Dukes.
What is their deal?
Streamers.
Get out of here with that shit.
They ran up on us after I had one of them.
I don't like how into it, Michael was.
It felt like...
I mean, he just knows JMU football.
They came and sat with us, and it was really nice.
He sat for us for probably a quarter,
and they're like, all right, we're going to go back and join the
You crowd.
Like, you'd rather sit with
strangers than your friends
just because they're Super Dukes.
It's for the best, because, I mean, things weren't going in our direction.
I think they just left.
Oh, you think they left?
They just were like that's possible, too.
They had to drive back to the drug.
The game was in hand.
It's safe to leave now.
Yeah.
Oh, we've got to give a shout to Lollies.
Cafe.
If you know, if you know San Marcos,
that's an institution, right there in Ocarina Springs.
Good Brecht talks.
Yeah.
It's a, it's a, not a sit-down place.
It's just like a little,
drive-through, two-way drive-thru, a little shack.
Those breakfast tacos,
it's the best taco I've had in a long time.
It's very good. Very good.
Tremendous.
Don't need to do another airhead shot, was it?
That was one of the shots we did.
I passed on that, too, man.
You gave it to our guy, Chaz,
listener, noted listener Chaz,
who was wearing his elephant boots?
I didn't drink as much as you.
Eelskin.
He used the Tocobas coat for.
He did.
He did.
Yeah, good friends.
Yeah.
Then we had an airhead shot.
He's probably the single reason they re-upped.
And then a tequila shot.
Did you do that?
Do you pass on that?
I took the tequila shot.
I did a tequila shot.
Yeah.
Which is why my clothes fell off later.
Mm-hmm.
As I was pisswalk.
That's why he did the piss walk.
Just look over and Dave's like, what?
You're not getting a piss walk?
Come on.
Damn.
Yeah, then a little mota and then fast asleep.
Yeah.
man have a day you know you're you could go enroll in grad school or something i think i'm good
you should go down there i think i'm all right you could just visit too you know not not enroll in school
i will say you don't you don't need two nights there one's plenty one's plenty i do you do you did
everything you need to do you are on a weekend there like that's all you really need you hit jimmies
twice twice you had a tap room burger had a burger and you went to a ball baller you went to a baller
game. You went to the parrot. As sad as it was. I did. I did see the room that has
carpet in it. We didn't, we didn't go down there, but. Yeah, that carpet's been there for a long,
long time. Has it? Yeah. Yeah. It's not good. The guy, I think, it was like 11 o'clock. And the
guy's like, oh yeah, that doesn't open up until later. Like, how much later on a Tuesday do people go
out? It's a later riding crowd. Apparently much later. 12.30, we walked by it. And it was, uh,
bumping.
And I did have a Red Bull Vodka at whatever that clubby bar was.
Did you?
Yeah.
That's so late.
Oh, I was losing steam, and I didn't know.
You guys had a pretty good, pretty good game face on.
No, I was putting, I was, I was feeling good.
I was, you know.
I was, I was sleepy.
I mean, that beats the alternative of just, like, doing lines in the bathroom.
Yeah, I didn't do that.
I think I'd rather do the Red Bull vodka.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was more, it was a, it was a, uh, it was practical more than anything.
Dude, it was really cool because Harbbs got to see some of it, meet some of his brothers for life.
Yeah.
You did, yeah.
We saw, yeah.
That's my, kid, a kid with a cap of sig shirt on when Harp's was a cap of sig there.
So we, just awkwardly introduced them.
I would, if I saw a kid in a cap of a shirt, I would tap and be like, hey, this guy is one of your brothers.
And I would force the interaction
It was just Harbs
Harbs. Hey Harbs like after the first
And Harvest was like dude don't do that
I just kept doing it
I saw the
Saw y'all's old house
No you didn't
Was been demolished
I saw where it used to be
And they're putting up a massive apartment complex
Checked
I mean
Better use of the property I imagine
Yeah man
But just a just a great time
With the boys
Thanks for showing me around boys
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Well, I was kind of hoping Brett wanted to stick around for, uh...
Monkey Talk?
Well, I was going to do Randi Talk.
Let's do Randy Talk.
Let's do Randy Talk.
Um, which, by the way, I'm going to check my phone and see if he's posted anything else.
He has it.
I think he's in the air right now.
Oh, no.
Six minutes ago.
He did?
Flights are just better when you board them outside.
Next stop, Mexico.
So Randy's never flown before.
No, I'm joking.
Randy is flying first class, huh?
Business class?
Business class, yeah.
What's the difference?
I typically just go coach.
I think first class only applies to like those planes that have like the super luxurious, like
pod type things.
Okay.
Like piss walls?
Yeah.
If there's a piss wall, you know you're living in pure luxury.
I need a piss wall
on the back of the plane.
I don't really know the difference,
but he has elevated seats on his flights,
which he's really excited about.
He also had a car pick him up
and take him to the airport,
which he was thrilled about.
He shot out cool at him.
He, um,
pull back the curtain,
so like,
he's doing this deal
and like the PR agency,
like the guy,
like, that set everything up.
Randy, like, hit him with, like,
very, very specific question.
beforehand.
Randy's a planner.
Like, Randy, like,
well, we're doing a show or something.
Randy will,
he'll be like, okay,
I'll want to know all the details going in.
And we're not that way.
And we're not.
We're just getting in there, dude.
Yeah, like, I mean,
you've heard the story with Brett
before one of the pod,
live pods where we were here.
It was a coffee Friday.
When, like, 10 seconds before the pod,
Brett was like,
let's just cold to open it.
Let's just cold open it.
And Randy's like,
what get
Randy flipped
He starts panicking
No no we already
I don't want to do that
I gotta change everything
Yeah change all the settings
Randy which is a good thing to be
Like detail oriented
But it's just funny
And so Randy like
Had it been like one of us on the trip
Like Dylan went on a similar
Like he went to Amsterdam
With the same people
And it's just funny
Because like it's like
Yeah I just kind of go figure it out
Got the airport
And get off the plane
They'll have somebody
Like somebody a driver
With a sign
Right he's like how will I know
who my driver is.
They'll figure it out, too.
Like, yeah, they're going to, like,
dude, shout out to our guy at the PR company.
He was like, I'll have like a nameplate.
Yeah, a sign with your name on it.
No one will beat Bush, though.
Remember the Tfm Cruz?
That's when we found out he never set up his work email.
Oh, my God.
That's right.
Wait, what happened?
So all of our information was sent to our work emails.
And Bush, I guess just never, for like a year and a half,
set up his work email so he had to like do that on the fly as we're in line for the cruise ship
that's unbelievable like people are just sending you know how did he ever know any emails to
you know alex at grandx dot co and he just didn't even know that that that place existed
i always had to tap him on the shoulder when we had a meeting like come on did we got to go
because he didn't keep a calendar no because it goes to your email how do you that
That's unbelievable.
Just a chill, cool, dude.
What a...
The opposite of Randy.
Oh, that's so good.
Yeah, so...
Randy is en route on his way to Mexico.
Really give it, like, it's just like,
do whatever kind of content you want.
So he's just going to go in there and showcase
and do his name.
Oh, he put...
Okay.
There we go.
He's doing prompts now.
Okay
He looks like he got some combos there
It's a good little engagement hack there
I'm happy for him, man
He's gonna have a good time
And he's gonna show you all of it
How would he have liked to be in St. Marcus?
How would he have done on that trip?
I think he would have been fun
Yeah
He would have loved the DP shootout
Oh my God
Jimmy's has like a number of
specialty drinks
that all look like
they would just ruin my day
and my week probably.
Yeah. That's right.
I wonder,
I can't wait to find out
from the people at the distillery
that, like, Randy was trying to order
like wacky drinks when they're like,
no, this is just like a tequila tasting.
You're gonna just drink this tequila.
And he's like,
is there not like cotton candy
you can melt and pour into it?
Is there no like syrup pump?
You can...
Can I just add sugar to this, please?
I just...
What do you want me to do with this?
You want me to shoot it?
You want me to take this shot?
Okay.
I'm happy for him.
What's on his calendar for today when he gets there?
Today's probably just like a check-in day.
There's a dinner, yeah.
The dinner, okay.
Yeah.
He's thriving, man.
God, imagine.
Day of the dead.
Can't imagine.
Or what did he call it on the story?
Dia de los mortos?
Mortes.
Mortes?
Mortes.
And he probably is like, I hope I'm pronouncing that right.
You're not all I.
Not at all, actually.
There's not how much you do pronounce right.
Mortos.
It's mortos, right?
Mortos.
Do you think they'll be pissed that he's there?
Just like a gringo?
Don't they have a huge issue right now with whites in Mexico City, like trying to gentrify?
I don't know.
I mean, that sounds like something the whites would do.
Like a bunch of Americans.
They think Randy's there to gentrify?
No, they're going to meet Randy.
They're going to get the vibe.
This guy's not here to gentrify.
This guy's not a mover.
Maybe his face will be painted.
That's true.
He could be a skeleton.
But no, it's pretty obvious.
Well, if he has a chance to get his face painted, he's absolutely going to do it.
There's going to be a story where Randy's face is just absurdly painted.
Oh, it's great.
Yeah, I think, no, he's in Guadalajara.
He's not in Mexico City.
Okay.
Should we start that rumor that Randy's looking at property there, though?
yeah he's building condos yeah right oh my god he's a mover and shaker oh randy i'm excited for him
um man he would have been in heaven last night when uh that table that was talking to us
two red lobster employees and two roadhouse employees you would i mean what ray would
have just been like what's it like to work there he just been a little puppy dog
Like, whoa.
You get to eat those biscuits whenever you want.
You get a free meal?
Like every day you get to eat free.
God, dude.
Imagine, which one do you rather work out?
Prior roadhouse.
Roadhouse, yeah.
A better vibe.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And the bread.
Red Lobster has those biscuits, though.
Ah, they do have the biscuits.
You're right.
Those are the two places, like, they're, yeah.
And correct me if I'm wrong.
Those are the two places we, the last two places we went to for his work anniversaries, right?
We didn't do Roadhouse.
Do we not do Roadhouse?
No.
We went to Longhorn Steakhouse.
Ooh.
Okay.
Next up, Roadhouse.
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Dan hit me with a text last night and said, got to talk monkeys tomorrow.
I said, what?
What?
You did what?
We had a little monkey accident.
Yeah.
Mississippi.
Mississippi?
Yeah.
These are monkeys leaving Tulane University.
They're on their way out, Florida way on Iowa.
59 like for vacation or what uh i don't know but these monkeys were um purposely given infectious
diseases so these are test monkeys that's tough man that's a tough life tough draw
it's applause to every fucking zombie movie i mean it kind of yeah they're injected with what
um they have what like hepatitis well like they're well it says here hold me keep reading
it says
yeah the sheriff's office said that the monkeys
were aggressive toward humans
and infected with what is known as
the Dylan
which is Hep C, herpes, and COVID
They gave them all three of those?
It's fucked up.
God.
So yeah, I guess they're pretty aggressive
towards humans for some reason.
Hep C.
Because you gave them hep C.
Herpes and COVID.
And I guess one is on the loose still?
I didn't follow up.
I think that I read three initially, like five
I've died, three, we're on the loose.
What kind of monkeys are these?
R-H-E-M-U-S, so Remus, Remus, I'm going to say Remus.
Remus monkeys.
That's a tough, that's a tough disease cocktail that they got, man.
Yeah.
Hepatitis, that's a serious one, no?
Hep C?
Yeah.
I don't know much about the heaps, but I don't think that's a good one.
He doesn't know much about the heaps, Dan.
rookie this guy yeah this guy doesn't party that's how i know you don't party you don't know shit
about hep C is that the one that is that the one that uh pam and Tommy had sounds right
I think hep B which is the worst one I don't know you got lap B look it up however I
I do want to know actually because there's a it's not good what did a jenny die in
forest gump of AIDS was AIDS I thought it was something else Hep C is I initially
I actually thought it was AIDS.
HEPC is the most serious one.
This is, this is AI overview.
It's a chronic infection.
Hepatitis C is more likely to become a chronic infection
compared to Hep, A, or B.
This means that the virus can remain in the body for years,
causing ongoing liver damage.
Eof.
And there's no cure.
Damn.
Why would they have to give the monkeys?
Because you can't test it on people, you know.
No, but why they have to give the monkeys the other stuff, too?
Right.
Got to figure out the cure?
For all three of them?
Like, why don't you just...
You know what?
Maybe leave the herpes out of it.
Yeah.
Man, that's sad.
It is sad.
I'm glad that they got out and get a little...
That's probably their first time touching grass.
A taste of freedom.
Yeah.
Yeah.
How much of Louisiana and Mississippi is full of just formerly captive animals?
Whether it's a drug dealer's tiger or a het monkey.
Who's got the...
It's Florida that has the Python problem, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, I think it's too big.
A lot of people just release them into the wild.
Yeah, that's how it started.
How can you feel good about that?
I don't know.
You know what?
I'm going to let, you know, actually, you're like, I already live in Florida.
And they're huge, too.
They get really, really big.
It's a python.
Yeah.
They get real big.
Yeah, maybe just don't release your snake out outside.
You already have to worry about gators.
You already got Dave doing that on his walk back from the square.
Doing what?
Letting your snake out.
okay
isn't it just like open season on those things like hogs in texas
you can just kill them yeah like it's it's encouraged it's an invasive species
it's like we got we have guys we can't just have python like we're already florida
they're snatching dogs we got a lot of issues here right don't they eat people's dogs
they'll get everybody they can get anything i mean dude you take a nap in the wrong spot
next thing you know you got a python
You wake up and you're like, fucking hit deep in the Python.
You're like, what?
They squeeze you, right?
Isn't that their thing?
I mean, I know that a constrictor does.
But a python, I think, does the same.
I think it does, too.
It's a tough way to go, man.
Yeah, but anyway, so these monkeys are on the loose.
Yeah.
I hope that, I mean, I think best case scenario for the monkeys is like, I mean, it would be nice if they escaped and, like, got, like, found, like, a place to go live out their lives.
but they got to go live out their lives with the COVID, herpes, and hep.
See.
So it's like his best case scenario, they just get got.
Like, because, you know, like, there's going to be a sheriff that's kind of like,
be like, oh, I'm going to fucking, yeah.
Dude, monkey hunt.
Yeah.
Then these, these things have never been outside in theory.
Like, they had never, they don't know where, like, you know what I mean?
They don't have, like, a nice, they're not free range.
Right.
So these things are just, like, what the fuck's a tree?
Don't approach these.
things no you know what though you shouldn't have to say that because I think most
people know like even if they didn't know that these things were like not friendly
and had all these diseases I'm not approaching a monkey anyway I don't trust those
things man no I mean I this isn't the kind that like rips off your wiener no these
are smaller it's not like rearranges your face no the champ that just like
casually like plucks your toes off just for fun but if he's throwing poop at you
can he like spread some disease yeah hepatitis
Stay out of poop range.
I think HEPC is poop is a poop thing.
What?
I think there's a poop connection.
Look it up.
I don't want to look that up, dude.
Okay, this guy's too good to do research.
I don't want to look up poop connection with hepatitis.
This is why you never made it as a scientist.
What was the disease back in the Brazil Olympics, Zika?
Zika?
Oh, that was the one where, like, a mosquito born, right?
And it would like...
Is that the small head one?
It's the one with poop.
Oh.
No, Zika's a mosquito thing.
What was the small head disease?
Zika.
Zika, yeah.
Because, like, I remember going on vacation, and it was like, in case somebody was pregnant,
they'd have to look up, like, is there Zika in this area?
It was a thing, like 10 years ago.
Zika just sounds like a running shoe.
Yeah, it is the small head thing.
You're right.
That's sad, dude.
Anyway.
Spooky season, shrinking heads.
Yeah.
That's pretty scary.
So what else?
I don't know, man.
I think this is a strong show, all things considered.
I think we got through it.
I'm moving a little slowly.
I feel good.
The brain's crawling right now.
Nailed the ad reads.
Dude, the reads were great, Dave's.
The reads were great.
People were like, no way Dave's going to do it.
The ad reads good.
He doesn't even know how to read sometimes.
Yeah.
Well, I did.
Dylan jumped in there on the Rocket Money one.
I pitched in, man.
Dylan will tell you how much people have saved on Rocket.
with rocket money
and the billions
it's a lot
uh-oh
I just heard that door shut
which one
bathroom door
uh-oh
do we need to
how much to get a piss wall install
dude
you gotta go for a game
just to see this piss wall
it's just a wall
that you pee on
but like the thing is
there's not like a special tile
that looks like
oh yeah that's there to like
it's just the wall
it's just the wall
but they do have like a
a pee like a
imagine like a curb
on the street
there's not troughs
So, like, keep it, all the water contained and the pee contained.
No trough.
Then it's the craziest thing.
They just have drains, like, on the floor.
Oh, at least there's drains.
Yeah, yeah.
D drains are, yeah, it's not just filling up the bathroom with peepee.
Yeah, that'd be bad.
Yeah, that's not a good thing.
That's how you get Zika.
That's how you get Zika, yeah.
Oh, man.
Oh, dude.
Well, we got spooky, man.
I guess you can, in theory, turn any wall into a piss wall.
Yeah.
We could turn this one into a piss wall.
That's actually how I got in trouble in college.
Oh, yeah.
Just any wall you wanted.
I had to write a 2,500 word essay on why it's wrong to be in public.
Is that true?
Yeah.
Broke the golden rule, ironically.
2,500 words?
Yeah.
That's way too many words.
Too many words for breaking the law.
I didn't have to go to prison, though, so that was cool.
Society should be more lenient towards those who pee in public.
As long as you're like, as long as you're trying to hide it,
Like, you're not, like, pants down in the middle of the square.
But if you're just, like, off, like, behind a tree and you're like, oh, I'm sorry.
You tell the officer, like, dude, I had to pee real bad.
Yeah, I was behind a bush.
It was the school of psychology, I think.
And I was covered.
Nobody could see it.
But the porta potty's line was just too long.
I wasn't going to make it.
What was the event?
College football game.
Okay.
Yeah.
If, like, your school wants to have a real game day atmosphere, you got to let people piss.
yeah okay
I agree with that
which camera am I looking at
Dan
which camera do I need to be
hey
if you want to be
a serious college football
program
and you want people
to take you seriously
around the country
around the world
you got to let people piss
and hey
if you want to be a
big time program
that competes
and maybe natties
you got to have a piss wall
yeah
you get me willing
to give up the farm
too
yeah well
if that's that's
That's what it costs.
It goes to that's saying.
All right, well, we'll be back later this afternoon for spooky season.
I'm excited for spooky.
I think I'll be more lively by the time that rolls around.
Oh, maybe go get you a cup of coffee?
I do need a cup of coffee.
I'm still.
I guess we're Stone Creek.
Maybe a cappuccino.
I think I'm getting into a flow here.
I'm loose.
By the way, we've given Adam so many views on this.
This has been on the screen for 30.
That's for you.
Nobody can see that.
I know.
My numbers are going crazy right now.
I keep looking it up, at least toss him alike, too.
All right, I'll double tap.
I've been sitting here watching Adam, our old intern and our clip guy,
sit there and just in a chair in his back y'all are for 40 minutes.
All right, we'll be back.
And then we got a normal show.
Dan's going to be recording producing Spooky Today.
Pod tomorrow morning.
You want to talk ball tomorrow?
Dude, let's talk ball.
What's the slate looking like?
Is anybody feeling slaty?
I'm feeling a little bit slaty.
We got a...
Game five tonight?
Oh, yeah, you got Vandy.
Oh, yeah, we need to talk to World Series.
Oh, yeah.
We were trying to follow it, and we did not have great service last night.
You know Dallas, Dallas is Parks' mother, for those who aren't aware.
She texted me this morning.
She said that Parks got up before school.
He usually turns on, like, one of his dumb little shows that he watches.
Okay.
But he put on SportsCenter.
He wanted to see what happened in the game last night.
That's fucking.
Isn't that sick?
Dude, he's frat.
I was really happy to hear that.
Dude, your kids finally frat.
You stoned up sports center
Just took him ten years
Bro, if it was me
I would just like turn sports center on
And just passed out like watching it
On the couch
Yeah, that's frat
Yeah
Pizza rolls in the other
And I forgot about
And I burned them
Okay
Okay
Yeah
Yeah
I smoked a sig in my living room last night
Damn
Yeah
There was this fucking old guy
It was like a cap of sig I guess
Like a long time ago
And he kept like
Tell me I was his brother for life
I was like
Who is?
this old guy but kind of hot too oh and also like we didn't tell the story but there's a guy
i got a really hard pitch on uh there there's a guy there that we met and he had his head shaved
he has head bicked like clean shave and and and he had a good beard you look you know it was
it was fine look good and he was really adamant like that i had like a good head to shave
he's like you could shave your head and it would work and like he was really telling you know
say all right but then um at one point um and this guy was not a student there he was
older he's i don't know how old he was but he's younger than me probably uh there's this table
next to us with these cap-a-sig guys that we had been like making harbs introduce himself to
and this one kid what did he say he said uh he said oh you're you have a shape or you have a ball
you're bald he goes yeah he goes why
like he doesn't know that when when men age their hair thins what do you mean why the shit just
happens there's no ways the first time you've encountered this i just i opted in for the baldness
was that a choice yeah i opted in to be bold in my life why i don't know i mean like i guess
i could have gotten like a hair train it's very expensive and like i just got tired of the
grind of like you know rogain and all the stuff i don't i don't know what am i what am i what
Dude, just take a trip to Constantinople.
Go to Turkey.
Go to Turkey.
Go get your plugs.
There you go.
All right.
See you later.
Bye.
Thank you.
