Circling Back - The Boys Went to San Marcos | Circling Back 10-29-25

Episode Date: October 29, 2025

The boys are back from the State-JMU game in San Marcos to recap their trip, Randy is en route to Mexico, hepatitis monkeys are on the loose, and what's up with Dan.  Support us on Patreon and r...eceive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter  (8:10) What’s up with Dan  (17:45) The Boys Went to San Marcos   (42:00) Mexico Randy  (50:23) Monkeys on the Loose Support This Episode’s Sponsors:  Rhoback: Use code WASHED20 for 20% off at Rhoback.com.  Rocket Money: Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to RocketMoney dot com slash CIRCLING today.  Tovala: Save up to $300 on the Tovala smart oven when you order meals 6+ times by heading to Tovala.com/CB and use code CB.  Squarespace: Check out squarespace.com/STEAM for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: STEAM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 all right we're back i'm circling back podcast my name is dave and uh dylan's here too dylan shivery i'm here very happy to be here We had a fun night. We're going to talk about that. I used to see myself on screen. Dan plays by Dan's own roles, though, and that's what we love about him. Yeah, we've got a special guest producer.
Starting point is 00:00:45 It's Dan Regester. What's up, guys? What up? How are you? We're good, man. I just noticed the high-tech camera action we've got. So Dan, when he's guest producers, he brings his own equipment which you don't see people do too often in a in a studio that's already set up
Starting point is 00:01:05 with equipment but dan that's just not how dan does things man dan plays by his own rules yes that's why we like dan listen is look much nicer than ours i did not rip the entire studio up today i only got here 10 so i didn't have enough time yeah you didn't bring oh you didn't bring the lights that you brought that the last time but that's okay we're excited man this is great thanks for filling in hey's harb's just working from the our office today i think so I don't know. There's a guy here who doesn't work here. He's not a podcaster.
Starting point is 00:01:33 He's just walking around out there with an earpiece in on a call. Also, don't think of me as a podcast producer. Think of me as the chairman of the board. Okay. Oh, the board. I get it, yeah. I like it. I'm good with that.
Starting point is 00:01:45 Hey, somebody's ready for fall weather, Dan. Yeah. Dude, it's like 60 degrees here. Finally. It's the only time I'll be able to wear this hat. Finally. Yeah, we made it. We made it, man.
Starting point is 00:01:56 Took a long time. We got here. Took a minute. A lot of people. thought we wouldn't be doing a show today. That front was whipping in while we were at the football game last night, man. Very windy, very chilly. Yeah, it's beautiful today.
Starting point is 00:02:08 Clear, a little windy, but that's okay. It's beautiful. They're like, people are wondering at home, why does Dave sound like that? Did Dave stay out too late? No, I think it's a seasonal allergy play. I think it has nothing to do with the fact that we were forced to do shots at Chimmy's at 5 p.m. You're probably wondering why is Dylan look so puffy, you know? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:29 Dude, maybe he didn't get any sleep. It's a good day to have better cameras, right? Yeah, thanks for the ultra-high-deaf situation. Do they have, like, a filter built in? Is there a non-puff filter? Yeah, I can work on it. Okay, thank you. He'll do it in post.
Starting point is 00:02:44 You understand? It's a live show. Oh, fuck, you're right. Today, big day, the final spooky season is recording this afternoon. Dylan, myself, Will DeFries, and Dan. And is it going to be your first ever spooky production? Wow. Got to think, right?
Starting point is 00:03:03 Dude, how does Randy do this? Hey, did Randy tell you that Skelly is sitting in for me for spooky season? Yeah, I'm going to figure it out. Okay. I can do that in post. He tries to do it live. I don't know why. It's not a live show.
Starting point is 00:03:16 It's not, but it is a visual show. It's very much a visual show, yeah. So that I'll come out today, and then tomorrow we'll record voicemails, and that'll drop Friday. So if you're, it's a great time to be a patron. It is. Like just a wonderful time. No better time. No better time.
Starting point is 00:03:34 What are you doing? You iron that ring of fire, Guatemala, Stone Creek coffee? I was. I could use some of that right now. We got to grind that up and pour it over some. You got to pour over mafia, dude. I'm, I was watching your back last night. I was a little worried about you.
Starting point is 00:03:48 I'm not worried about the poor over people, man. I think I can take all of them. Do you really think so? Yeah, I'm not afraid of poor over people. You got to be careful out there, dude. Snooty coffee. folks out here. I love it.
Starting point is 00:03:59 I love it, dude. They're so annoying. I'm going to get really into being a poor over guy. That's going to be kind of my new, that's going to be my 2020, what's next year, 2025?
Starting point is 00:04:08 Control all the elements. 2026, Dave, is going to be poor over guy. I can tell you that right now. Go for it, man. It's more work for the same product. Hey, let's give a big shout
Starting point is 00:04:21 to our good friends at Roeback. Yes. My son. Rhodes. Very familiar. Today was like, not athleisure day at school, but like sportswear day. Okay. I'll fuck with the vision.
Starting point is 00:04:36 And he's wearing a rowback hoodie. Of course he is, dude. Yeah. It's very dope. We love Roeback, man. Oh, yeah. They have the university license gear, and they have many schools are represented on the website. You go check it out.
Starting point is 00:04:49 You can just search by the school, and then it'll pull up all the products they offer. And it's crazy. It's good-looking stuff, man. Polos. taking the day off from like the gym just like a built-in rest day tomorrow tomorrow you're gonna catch you're gonna catch me at rowback from head to tell yeah yeah what yeah load the card up every time i work out i'm wearing rowback so washed 20 wash two zero one-time use code so load it up it's a good time get a jump on christmas for uh a special someone use that code right now that's right
Starting point is 00:05:23 wash 20 they got the ladies cover too by the way god dude i can't believe nobody's comment commented that I'm just straight up dripping in my new shoes. Dude, those are very drippy. They came through with the sockneys. Socony? Socony? I call him swag. Swagony.
Starting point is 00:05:43 It's Sakoni. The lady at Footlocker call them sockney. I don't think she's the official. She sells them. She said socony? She said sockony. Huh. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:05:54 But they're dope, dude. All I know is they're straight up dripping. I'm hoping it comes through on this high-deaf camera how hard the drip is. Is it coming through, Dan? Can they see how hard the drip is? Dan, are you going through it? No, he's just, like, so crammed back here.
Starting point is 00:06:11 He's such a tiny man. People don't know this. Randy's like 5'4. He's a little guy. Yeah. Danny, yeah, Randy gets mad when I point out of the fact that he's like 5-7. Yeah. So, yeah, I am tiny guy.
Starting point is 00:06:27 about his height. It's not a big deal. You know, I'm a normal-sized man, six feet tall. Exactly. All right. It feels like that's a shot at me a little bit indirectly, but... You're tall as well says. You're like 79th percentile for height.
Starting point is 00:06:41 Hey, can we... Can we pull back the curtain? Yeah. We've got a group text where, like, Klein's in it. Dan's not in this group text. But we're just gushing at our old friend Liv Langdon. At her new, her boyfriend, the guy she's dating. He's just an absolute specimen.
Starting point is 00:06:59 He's the hottest guy I've ever seen. He doesn't look real. No, he looks AI generated. So if you're new here, like, I'm sure there's a bunch of stoolies that are new here. Remember the stewies? Remember the, because you're the hot, they found us through our friend Casey Smith. But Liv is like, she's been like a day one. She's wonderful.
Starting point is 00:07:18 Yeah, she's phenomenal. She's a few times. She's great. We love her. And she used to live in Austin. Now she's, I think, in Florida. And the guy she's, she's. dating is just absolute specimen it's the only way to put it yeah he looks like he he plays like uh the love interest in a you know a rom-com or something he looks like he's six five and he's just
Starting point is 00:07:38 too hot he's too hot imagine like no offense but imagine dylan if he was like six five this guy this guy's too he's too good looking he's in dude he's like somehow like he's one of he's probably like he's so good looking that it's really it's hard for him to like like women just they kind of like stay away from it like i i can't yeah i can't talk to this guy no i felt bad uh screenshoting her instagram story to show it to the boys i was like i don't want this guy in my camera roll it's too hot it's too hot um so i guess we got to talk about you know let's just catch up with dan let's catch up with dan i've been a while you good over there what's going on what's new i'm good i think it's just like wall right here
Starting point is 00:08:24 Okay, outside the walls of the studio, are you good? In life, though? Just generally in life. We're surviving, you know, piecing it together. We're getting by. We're getting by. Doing things like this. Yeah, this is fun, man.
Starting point is 00:08:37 I saw you guys are doing, you guys have done this for a while now, spooky month. It's the only thing we stick to is, like, topics for softcore history that are, you know, murders. People love weird stuff. People love scary content. We figured that out. Dude, last night I didn't share this story publicly, but I was. I guess I will now. Last night, dude, we were at this bar, and the strangest thing, I got this impulse to just grab, like, grab another beer and drink it.
Starting point is 00:09:07 Yeah. And I've never felt it before. It was like a dark force, energy at play, and it was controlling me. And it made me drink a Miller light from a bucket that we purchased it, like 12, 12 a.m. It's never happened. And you had already been drinking beers, too, which is... The entire evening. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:25 Was it a full moon? Was it? I don't think so. That could be an excuse, though. What's the, what's the spookiest story you've had thus far? Or like, because you guys do historical. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's on soft core history, folks.
Starting point is 00:09:39 We've been playing the SEL a little bit. We did the Ed Gein's story. That is obviously huge right now on Netflix, because they made Charlie Hunnam, the murderer for some reason. They're like, we just got to make them hot. Have you watched the show? No. I haven't either. I'm interested, though.
Starting point is 00:09:53 this guy wasn't a good guy I'm not familiar he's a bad guys bad dude he would uh make human suits out of women's bodies you ever make a human suit
Starting point is 00:10:03 no okay well this guy did this guy did I've made some mistakes in my life but I've never made a human suit a grave digger yeah he would just dig up a bunch of dead bodies
Starting point is 00:10:16 I've always said this that's not cool people don't dig up bodies wait was he killing the people and then or was he digging up the bodies and then getting the skin He's out here just Randy Travis in the whole situation. He had some mommy issues. Like his mom didn't let him leave the house for like 40 years.
Starting point is 00:10:30 Of course you get the reference. What? Randy Travis. Digging up bones. I'm digging up bones. Not a country guy. Well, he has a song about digging up bones. Yeah, it's like a metaphor.
Starting point is 00:10:46 He wasn't an actual grave digger. You know those nights where like you stay home? I don't know how much you're drinking these days. Probably not much. here and there I drank this weekend Not anymore I'm not drinking any less
Starting point is 00:10:56 Yeah Hell yeah You ever just like sit at home And drink By yourself on the couch And just dig up bones in your mind You're just thinking about like Oh damn
Starting point is 00:11:03 I don't Some people do Like metaphorically speaking Yeah Yeah sometimes So wait So this guy was dating a woman A mommy
Starting point is 00:11:14 So presumably a Latino woman And what was the issue She broke his heart You said he had mommy issues I wasn't going to let that one go Poppy issues That's such a stupid joke Yeah it is
Starting point is 00:11:28 It's so dumb Right I don't hate it It's right I'm digging the bones Yeah no What has he done since I know he's been in stuff
Starting point is 00:11:39 I watched him in a movie Generic But he was sons of anarchy guy Yeah What was his name? Chaz I don't know But remember Triple Frontier
Starting point is 00:11:50 that came outdoor in COVID? That's the one. Yeah. Where they, like, just rob a bunch of cartel members? Yeah, wasn't it? Isn't like, that was like basically like war porn. It was like, yeah, X Seal, X Green Beret. Was that Affleck?
Starting point is 00:12:03 Yeah, Affleck. Yeah, there's a bunch of people in that movie. Pedro Pascal, that was like the start of the Pascalisance. Yeah. I remember thinking it was going to be a sick movie, and it was fine. Kind of dragged. Yeah, a little bit. But other than that, man, Dan, what else?
Starting point is 00:12:20 How is his shoulder? We're like four months away. Did you see your boy Carson Wentz played through like everything? Yeah, absolutely just a blown up shoulder. All in the line. He's probably toast. That was the end of his career. Yeah, at least he went out like a dog.
Starting point is 00:12:38 Everyone thought he sucked. I mean, that's a terrible way to go out. It's kind of like Tommy Aspinall right now. Everyone's called him a bitch because he like got poked in the eye. I mean, there's some... He shouldn't have... There's some precedent to saying that he's just sucked, though, you know, because he hasn't been good. Super Bowl chap.
Starting point is 00:12:57 You got more rings than you, dude? How many rings do you got? I don't have any. Yeah, I didn't think so. I've never won the Super Bowl. That's a good point. You never even had a cup of coffee in the league. That's true.
Starting point is 00:13:10 No, I mean, I always kind of rooted for Carson once in the post-Eagles world because, I mean, he just, he kind of got cucked. I mean, like, not real, but it's just like, he got a ring as a backup, and he was, like, the guy. He was also, like, MVP caliber that year. Yeah. Until the Rams game where he got hurt. Yeah. Yeah. So, unfortunate for how his career played out.
Starting point is 00:13:31 I am pretty indifferent to Carson. I don't really have any ill will towards him. North Dakota State. That's right. That's right. It's a fun fact. The bison? Bison?
Starting point is 00:13:44 Bison? Yeah, well, I was thinking about him Or I was thinking about Dan When I was reading all about Carson Wentz's shoulder You saw that, right? Yeah, yeah, surgery. We've lost 30 pounds, though, since You have?
Starting point is 00:14:02 Shoulder injury, yeah. There's no reason to walk around at 2.30 if I can't bench. Yeah, that's fair. There might just be no reason to walk around at 230. I was a unit, though. I mean, you still look pretty big. I'm 200 pounds, yeah. You're 200?
Starting point is 00:14:17 Yeah. What are you? 190? Like 188? I know your fans love when I talk about the protein intake. No, they do. They need to know. What's it at?
Starting point is 00:14:31 Just, you know, pound or a gram per pound of body weight, so 200 grams. Have you tried the David bars yet? Never had a David bar. They're so good. They're expensive, but incredibly good. You ever have a Dan's hamburger? Yeah. Yeah, I have.
Starting point is 00:14:49 They're pretty good. Did you just bring that up because it's also your namesake? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you know what? That Dan's hamburger over in South Austin? I really like it, but getting in and out of there is a beating. That's all I'm going to say about that.
Starting point is 00:15:02 It's a bad street. It's a bad street. It's too close to the frontage road, too. That's Road Talk with Dave. Now it's time to talk Tovala. What's you cooking up for dinner? I might be Tavala's biggest number one fan. I won't shut up about this, Tabala.
Starting point is 00:15:21 You're their biggest number one fan. I freaking, dude, this thing's awesome. So it's a smart oven, right? Well, first of all, it does air frying. Oh, yeah. Just a toaster oven, just a general oven. You can steam with it as well. But the coolest thing about it is, so the meals they send you,
Starting point is 00:15:40 if you subscribe to the meal plan, and I highly suggest that you do. They send you the meals, and then there's a, like, a card that comes with it with a QR code on it. And so you spend like one minute prepping the meal, you take it out of the package, whatever, and you scan, you hit scan on front of this thing, and you scan the QR code, and then you put your food in and hit start, and it cooks it perfectly, and it takes about 20 minutes. It lets you know when it's done. It cooks everything perfectly, and the meals are so good. Steams, bags, broils automatically, no guesswork needed. You can save up to $300 on the Tovalo Smart oven when you order meals six plus times. by heading to tovala.com slash cb and use our code cb i have been i i i mean i could just name
Starting point is 00:16:30 another meal but the one i really love is a chicken and broccoli yeah that's the one i'm really messing with heavy right now i mean i've i've had four meals four tovala meals already yeah and you weigh 188 yeah you're in good shape also you don't have to use like the smart functions of the thing it's also just like a badass oven you know you can just use it for whatever you want you can even like if you buy like egos you could pop it in there and scan it yes you can and it'll just it knows like oh i got your egg oh i'm gonna toast these johns right quick right of course when he says johns he means the egos the affirmation yeah i mean since dance here philly guy i'm gonna throw johns out every now and then yeah i've never said john in my life
Starting point is 00:17:08 well your people do they're calling it mike delco that's a little joke there dude i love this thing It also just looks sexy on your kitchen counter. Yep. And because you're a circling back listener, you too, Dylan. You can save up to $300 on the Tovalla Smart Oven when you order meals six plus times by heading to Tovala.com. Use code CB. That's up to $300 off. Go to T-O-V-A-L-A.com.
Starting point is 00:17:34 Make sure you use our code. C-V-V-V-Save up to $300 off the Tovala Smart Oven. Remember with Tovala? Dinner's taken care of. Amen, brother. Um, you want to get that guy, Brett in here? Yeah. Yo, Brett.
Starting point is 00:17:52 I texted him. Plus, he's not going to hear that. He heard it, see, he's coming. Wow. Yeah. Yeah, we went on a little trip last night. Down around San Marcus way. Yesterday, really. Here he comes.
Starting point is 00:18:05 Got to get big game. Can you turn that mic up for him, Danny? He's going to sit right there next to Dylan. Yeah, let me get him framed up. We went to St. Marcus last night, man. The Dukes of James Madison. Good football team. How about that?
Starting point is 00:18:21 Came to town and played our Bobcats on a Tuesday night on ESPN2. Cats were dogs. They were seven and a half point dogs going into that game. And that wasn't enough. No, they would have needed 33 points. 52 to 20 was the final score. And it could have been worse. I think they took the foot off the gas in the fourth quarter.
Starting point is 00:18:43 I knew something was wrong when the, They came out in the second half and just hit a 70-yard bomb immediately. Yeah, yeah. They're pretty good. The Dukes are good. Yeah, that was, their quarterback was impressive. So were the Super Dukes. Dude, I'm so tired of the Super Dukes.
Starting point is 00:19:01 I fucking hate the Super Dukes. I wanted to fight one of them. So we linked briefly with Micah and Bubu. We did. And they came down. No, Boob, Micah's wife, went to JMU. and so Micah is now a Missou fan and a James Madison fan
Starting point is 00:19:18 he had the purple sweatshirt on they both had like the matching purple on they looked very cute it was a cute scene but they came down sat behind us and without going too much into it they explained like oh yeah there's some super fans sitting up by us in the JMU section
Starting point is 00:19:34 and we could hear them and then every time JMU scored which was often somebody from up the upper deck would toss down streamers purple streamers and there are a lot of them because they scored a lot. They were throwing ropes down and we were just getting smoked by them. It was the fucking Superdukes out there.
Starting point is 00:19:48 One guy got it wrapped around his neck. Like a Texas State fan. I watched this kid like try to like, he was like trying to grab it angrily and like wrapped around his neck and he was like, he couldn't get it off of him. He's having a bad time.
Starting point is 00:19:59 He was so mad. But we, we now have a blood feud with Super Dukes. Yeah, we're not fans of the Super Dukes. There's a good, you know, it's for the best that we didn't see those guys on the square. A first stop.
Starting point is 00:20:13 was the tap room we did it we found a nice little Airbnb right off the square very comfortable place if you're looking for a spot we're looking at it curb appeals lacking the inside is still is everything you need everything you need just just really delightful indeed there's yeah there's a there's actually have a dame range or a dame ranch in the back yeah you need to post that book oh yeah Dylan Senton. We had a beautiful buck in the backyard of our house. I thought Brett was playing a prank on me.
Starting point is 00:20:47 He's like, Dave. I don't know why you immediately were the guy. I was just like, you got to see this. I went and looked. Thank you. He's the outdoorsman of the group. You would have thought I was the guy. We walked out, or I just, I'm going to, like, unlock the door to check out the back patio.
Starting point is 00:21:01 And there's, like, a beautiful eight-plus point buck. I didn't get a chance to really count the- It was a tremendous buck. It was, the thing was. These are big bucks. Big buck. He's a little young. I mean, you know.
Starting point is 00:21:15 Give him a year, two. Let me count these, Johns. Yeah, they count them. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. I see eleven, possibly twelve points. Yeah. A big son bitch. These are big, big bucks.
Starting point is 00:21:34 Yeah, and then he jumped over the fence, which, by the way, he barely cleared. Kind of made me nervous. He got hung up a little bit. He was limping it off, I think. Yeah, probably tweak something. Hey, there goes Harbs leaving. Later, Harbs. This picture would be better if it wasn't right in front of a trash can.
Starting point is 00:21:53 Let me see it. It's just right in front of a trash can. Part of the ranch, dude. Yeah, he was just in our backyard, man. He'd be a little older than I gave him credit for. Yeah, he was good-looking buck. If you can hang a ring on it, it counts as a point. He was, you know, middle of the fall, too.
Starting point is 00:22:08 He's in a little rut. He didn't want to mess with that guy. Yeah, Brett was. real worried worried about the rut situation i was you don't want to mess with the deer when it's i mean he wasn't going to like fight us you're it's you're fine you're fine don't come between him and a dough though it's fair that i don't think see that happening do we went then we went to chimneys so yeah tap room house to tap room uh i think we all had bacon burgers all went bacon shoesburger every one of them very good except we went half pound you went third pound i didn't need a half
Starting point is 00:22:38 pound of meat i did okay someone's not serious about Gaines. Yeah, what's going on? I'm going the opposite way. You're murdered out today. I just noticed. I'm on the, the blackout was last night.
Starting point is 00:22:49 I'm on my Drew Betcher's shit. You were on your Drew Betcher grind right now. So we're like, all right, well, we had one beer at Tap Room, and then we went over to Chimmy's. Chimmy's was kind of the spot we were looking forward to. Because it was a scene.
Starting point is 00:23:04 Taproom was low energy. I'm going to be honest with you. Cool spot. Love the inside. I was a little nervous. So I was like, oh, are we, Is anybody out today? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:13 Then we walked into Chimmy's. It's like, okay. All right. Chimis seemed to be the official pregame spot for, uh, not only, I mean, some college kids, but also a lot of people, uh, alum, yeah, people our age, Dylan's age. Sure. About a backer there, shout's to Chad, Chas, Chad. There's Chas.
Starting point is 00:23:32 And an old TFM fan who recognized me as the TFM guy. Yeah, he recognized me as like, uh, just a guy who was around back of the day. That's what he said. I want to be like, hey, we're, like, hey, we're, still doing it man we're still doing content you can listen if you want to give us a shot yeah do you let me see your phone buddy let me see your phone i'm gonna go ahead and subscribe yeah that's what i should have done like and subscribe chimmies was fun and then from chimneys we walked to the game and the the dukes and the super dukes just took it to our box we ubered to the game we did we uber
Starting point is 00:24:01 do a spot we did the uber took longer than the walk would have just to be completely clear yeah and on the way back but that's okay yeah um walked in We got interviewed on our way in. Yeah, we'll see if the content. I don't even want to tease it because I think it would be funnier if the content just comes out. We're not going to see the content ever. You don't think so?
Starting point is 00:24:25 They got their ass kick. This guy had a camera and a microphone, and he was asking people in line to enter the stadium. What would you give up for a national championship? I wanted to be like, dude, they're not going to win an after. Come on, what are we doing here? What are we doing? Oh, you don't know.
Starting point is 00:24:42 But then Dave answered it in character as my great-great-grandpappy. He said the farm. It's true. He said the farm. I don't would have given it up, a record. You already gave it up. You already lost it. I got it back.
Starting point is 00:25:00 I would have. For an addie? They got loved it, too. He loved the answer. He goes, okay. All right, okay. I really hope that comes out. The natty.
Starting point is 00:25:12 I got to say, let's start with a conference first. Yeah. The stadium looked good. Let's get the sunbelt on our belts. The stadium looked good. It's a beautiful little stadium. Could have used some more people in it. Student section looked good.
Starting point is 00:25:23 Yeah. The shirtless section was doing their thing. Not an original bit. I guess we're just going to steal bits from Oklahoma State, but that's fine. I mean, they weren't the first to go shirtless, but they've made, you know, they fired their longtime coach and was like, well, let's just pop top. And now we are on a four-game skid now. Or it's just pop top two. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:46 We've got to get the boys figured out. No, they lost. By a lot. One score game going into half, eight-point game. It was. So you think, but you could not have watched that first half and been like, you know, I see how we could win this game. I like how things are trending. No, it was not.
Starting point is 00:26:04 It was just getting gashed. It was chunk play after chunk play. So many joint play was. It was just like, oh. And then to start the half, it was like, JMU ball, negative play. We stopped there running back in the backfield. And you're like, uh-oh, we made some adjustments.
Starting point is 00:26:24 We're filling our gaps, things of that nature. Then they took it to the two. And then they just absolutely. Immediate bob. He saw that man coverage on the outside. Took it 70-9 yards to the two-yard line, then it punched it in. Our corners were playing a little soft.
Starting point is 00:26:38 Yeah. That's not how... The Dukes came to play. Oh, boy. Dan, did you watch any of the game? Yeah, who'd you have? You have the Dukes? I had the Dukes minus, I think, seven or something.
Starting point is 00:26:51 Yeah. But, uh... You won that bad, pal. Yeah, I did. What are we going to do? I don't know how I feel about Chesney. Chesney's probably going to be the next coach at Virginia Tech, maybe. Really?
Starting point is 00:27:01 Yeah. He's going to pull a six, Daddy. Super Dukes. He had a bad day when that happened. He's single-handedly, like, lost them that game against Louisville. He just kept going back and forth with the quarterback situation. He's forcing Sluca down your throat. You hate that.
Starting point is 00:27:16 I hate when that happens. Got a little chilly around halftime way. Really? I thought they just had hot dogs. We did a few. Come on. Come on, get it out. Somebody did it glissie.
Starting point is 00:27:30 Was it Harbs? I did a glitz. You know, Harbs did a piece, and it looked like you regretted it immediately. My glissie was pretty good. Personal Pizza Hut pizzas at the game aren't at Zee. Exactly up to snuff. Give me your overall, give me thoughts of San Marcos, the city,
Starting point is 00:27:46 thoughts of like the bar scene and thoughts of like the football scene. A lot of thoughts. No, it was cool. Charming little town. Love doing a little, before we checked into where Airbnb we took a little tour
Starting point is 00:28:00 and you guys could tell you guys were like kids in a candy shop. Just like, oh, that's where I did this. Oh, that's where somebody did that. That's thrown around nicknames. and, oh, remember when I fought so-and-so here? We didn't say that. Nobody fought.
Starting point is 00:28:13 We didn't fight. Harb's fought some way. No, Harvest did. Harbs did. Harvest is like, yeah, I got two Teeks fought me, or beat me up on the, he had to he got into a fight with, on an air mural game. Intermural game, that'll do it. It's so sick.
Starting point is 00:28:25 Dylan said he, he's like, that's the field right through a bunch of interceptions. He did. He did say that. I was turnover prone. Bob Katz signed you up. I was a pick six waiting to happen. Boy, Brad. yeah no it's it was cool i liked uh chimneys was great great atmosphere as always um
Starting point is 00:28:45 how'd you like your d p shootout i don't need to do another one i was let you just do you did margaret uh our waitress she was our waitress twice so i feel like we can be on a first name with her because she was our waitress at two different times we went back to chimneys we did we doubled down she was still on shift do we go right back to chimneys after the game no we went to the parrot first right yeah we went to the parrot which wasn't a great scene and then we found out that they might be shutting down forever because of a lawsuit that they recently lost right 650 million dollars according to somebody told me and I was like man that doesn't sound right because like that's a lot like what could they have possibly done to cause that much damage did they that's a lot of damage yeah it was just 6.5 so 6.5 that's a lot but turns out it opened up somehow they would they didn't have the light on like the neon, so I wonder if his little...
Starting point is 00:29:37 It was weird. Under the radar. But we were the only ones in there. I think had a beer at the parent. Then a girl came in with her dog. Oh, yeah. We actually did pet the dog. Then they left pretty quickly.
Starting point is 00:29:47 That's kind of my toxic trait. Do you find me at the party in the corner just petting the dog? If there's a dog at the bar, like, don't talk to me because I'm like petting the dog. Tell your dog I said hi. Oh, God. Went back to Chims. Had a DP shootout. again, never need to have one of them.
Starting point is 00:30:07 Explain why you were the guy who was chosen for the DP shootout? Was it like a thing she thought you were, uh... They just brought it to the table. The guy, like, put it in my face. He's like, you gotta have one of these. Who is the guy? I have no, he just disappeared. And then she came by, I was like, I don't...
Starting point is 00:30:21 Did you have the weirdest urge to have a DP shootout? Yeah, I needed to drink this right now. Cheers. You could have said, I said, no. I did, but then Margaret, Margaret gave me something along the lines of like, don't be a pussy. I was like, okay, all that, and I'll do it. Yeah, it's amazing.
Starting point is 00:30:38 I didn't need to race the guy that we were sitting with. I think that's why it's called a shootout. I think that's like part of the... Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay. Well, don't chug one of those. I saw multiple young women drink just sipping the DP shootout, and I was like, I don't think that's the move.
Starting point is 00:30:52 I mean, you tell me, they're the ones in college, but I was like, they're not a good thing to sip. No, they're not a good thing to drink. It tastes like Dr. Pepper and, like, sweet. syrup with a bunch of different alcohols in it yeah miss me with that yeah wasn't good
Starting point is 00:31:10 uh marge pretty good though yeah pleased with the marred overall chimmie's two thumbs up and we went to we close it down to some like clubby type place well look I'm gonna put that on brett
Starting point is 00:31:23 as the young as the youngest man on the trip Brett was looking for all right well let's go somewhere else parrot was nah but this other bar had like Axis?
Starting point is 00:31:34 Was it Axis? Yeah. And you could hear music and you're like I won't there's music and hear it and I mean
Starting point is 00:31:39 it wasn't good music but no you could hear it met some interesting people we did yeah
Starting point is 00:31:45 we did I don't yeah it's too sad to even share her story just unsolicited talk to a young lady I just sat
Starting point is 00:31:53 a sad story she's doing better though yeah alright well trash has been taken out hope things
Starting point is 00:31:59 hope things turn up for you I mean they were at the most turned up bar in San Marcos yeah so they were did a bucket of beers that was that was needed that was a good move yeah the bucket of beers was good we weren't the oldest guys there no no no one was not the oldest guy there's true not by lunch i wasn't the second oldest uh we did ask a group of people if they'd remember 9-11 they said no we were born in 2006 we
Starting point is 00:32:26 did talk 9-11 with some young kids like oh my god the look on their faces when i told them i was born in 1983 they were shocked shocked somebody got called a dillf not going to say who might as well said like the 60s like the yeah harbs got called a dillf it wasn't me yeah yeah did that hurt no it didn't honestly did it no it didn't i was fine it kind of feels like it hurt i was fine with it man dylan goes who oh that one girl's she guessed that i was 28 oh yeah that's pretty good somebody guess I was 38 again. Okay. And I was like,
Starting point is 00:33:04 Okay. Dolphins Dolphins guy.Jiv. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Two separate, so two separate Red Lobster and Roadhouse, Texas Roadhouse, employees. Sick.
Starting point is 00:33:23 Two kill it, two great spots. Two great spots. And then, yeah, then we packed it up, went home. All in all, great time. I saw you in Harbs, y'all got, y'all had the idea of we walked back by the green parrot on the way home. And, like, there was a lot more people in there. And they were kind of like, oh. It was too late.
Starting point is 00:33:40 I knew it was time to go home because I looked at Dylan and we were talking to these people. And Dylan just gave me the. Yeah. The Steph Curry night night. It's time to hit the pillow move. I gave him Steph Curry. The D coordinator, like. But I was somehow the first one asleep.
Starting point is 00:33:53 Interesting. You were. Yeah. What were y'all doing? We were talking about the walk back to the house. what was the what was the move you did there did i did i had to go pee pee yeah they did a they did a piss walk you did a piss walk what's a piss walk you're probably asking yourself well just when you it's just when you walk it's just when you walk in the same time that's what
Starting point is 00:34:22 that is all the kids are doing it yeah david was like you guys aren't going to piss walk like we wasn't like we were supposed No, we should have pissed watch with you. I was more concerned about the 30-mile-hour headwind. It was behind, dude. It's a north wind. We were walking south. You're walking on pavement, though.
Starting point is 00:34:41 It was just splashing everywhere. It wasn't it? We've got to talk about the piss wall. Oh, what a... What's going on? I love that. It's just, it like makes sense. The men's bathroom instead of a trough for urinals.
Starting point is 00:34:54 At the stadium. Weirdly, there is one urinal, and I think it's for kids. There's an actual. urinal and then there's just a wall with little um but it has like stalled dividers dividers those feel like a new i think it used to just be a piss wall yeah those that feels like yeah we should probably put some but like there's an urge when you walk up like a lot of guys there's a lot of there's a lot of pissers out there that like to put their hand on the wall yeah can't do that three points can't do that no you got to go hands off the wall yeah you just pee on the wall
Starting point is 00:35:26 and it flushes it yeah it was kind of cool it like auto flushes all at once it's very i mean it's off-putting but like from a um logistic standpoint i was a fan you really don't have a big line no it was great what's that about ha likes waiting in lines yeah no that was a that was a nice touch at the uf ufcc uf ufc ufccd stadium ufc it's a credit union which yeah it's it's a credit union which is It's not, you know, that's just, that's a normal sponsor for a football stadium. Sure. I think, right?
Starting point is 00:36:05 UFCU Stadium. But, man, I'd tell you what, good time in San Marcos. They could get the Chimmy's, like the Chimmy's, Bobcat Field or whatever, like Chimmy Stadium. We can get that. We know the guy. Apparently. Yeah, runs quite the program over there. That's what, yeah, some people were saying.
Starting point is 00:36:23 Some people were saying. Some people were applauding him at the program he was running. Yeah. Yeah. Shout to the backers. Shout to the... Who else we got a shout out? I want to give an anti-shot out to the Super Dukes.
Starting point is 00:36:37 Fuck them. Yeah, again, once again, Super Dukes were just... We hate you, Super Dukes. What is their deal? Streamers. Get out of here with that shit. They ran up on us after I had one of them. I don't like how into it, Michael was.
Starting point is 00:36:50 It felt like... I mean, he just knows JMU football. They came and sat with us, and it was really nice. He sat for us for probably a quarter, and they're like, all right, we're going to go back and join the You crowd. Like, you'd rather sit with strangers than your friends
Starting point is 00:37:03 just because they're Super Dukes. It's for the best, because, I mean, things weren't going in our direction. I think they just left. Oh, you think they left? They just were like that's possible, too. They had to drive back to the drug. The game was in hand. It's safe to leave now.
Starting point is 00:37:16 Yeah. Oh, we've got to give a shout to Lollies. Cafe. If you know, if you know San Marcos, that's an institution, right there in Ocarina Springs. Good Brecht talks. Yeah. It's a, it's a, not a sit-down place.
Starting point is 00:37:28 It's just like a little, drive-through, two-way drive-thru, a little shack. Those breakfast tacos, it's the best taco I've had in a long time. It's very good. Very good. Tremendous. Don't need to do another airhead shot, was it? That was one of the shots we did.
Starting point is 00:37:44 I passed on that, too, man. You gave it to our guy, Chaz, listener, noted listener Chaz, who was wearing his elephant boots? I didn't drink as much as you. Eelskin. He used the Tocobas coat for. He did.
Starting point is 00:37:58 He did. Yeah, good friends. Yeah. Then we had an airhead shot. He's probably the single reason they re-upped. And then a tequila shot. Did you do that? Do you pass on that?
Starting point is 00:38:06 I took the tequila shot. I did a tequila shot. Yeah. Which is why my clothes fell off later. Mm-hmm. As I was pisswalk. That's why he did the piss walk. Just look over and Dave's like, what?
Starting point is 00:38:19 You're not getting a piss walk? Come on. Damn. Yeah, then a little mota and then fast asleep. Yeah. man have a day you know you're you could go enroll in grad school or something i think i'm good you should go down there i think i'm all right you could just visit too you know not not enroll in school i will say you don't you don't need two nights there one's plenty one's plenty i do you do you did
Starting point is 00:38:50 everything you need to do you are on a weekend there like that's all you really need you hit jimmies twice twice you had a tap room burger had a burger and you went to a ball baller you went to a baller game. You went to the parrot. As sad as it was. I did. I did see the room that has carpet in it. We didn't, we didn't go down there, but. Yeah, that carpet's been there for a long, long time. Has it? Yeah. Yeah. It's not good. The guy, I think, it was like 11 o'clock. And the guy's like, oh yeah, that doesn't open up until later. Like, how much later on a Tuesday do people go out? It's a later riding crowd. Apparently much later. 12.30, we walked by it. And it was, uh, bumping.
Starting point is 00:39:30 And I did have a Red Bull Vodka at whatever that clubby bar was. Did you? Yeah. That's so late. Oh, I was losing steam, and I didn't know. You guys had a pretty good, pretty good game face on. No, I was putting, I was, I was feeling good. I was, you know.
Starting point is 00:39:50 I was, I was sleepy. I mean, that beats the alternative of just, like, doing lines in the bathroom. Yeah, I didn't do that. I think I'd rather do the Red Bull vodka. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was more, it was a, it was a, uh, it was practical more than anything. Dude, it was really cool because Harbbs got to see some of it, meet some of his brothers for life. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:10 You did, yeah. We saw, yeah. That's my, kid, a kid with a cap of sig shirt on when Harp's was a cap of sig there. So we, just awkwardly introduced them. I would, if I saw a kid in a cap of a shirt, I would tap and be like, hey, this guy is one of your brothers. And I would force the interaction It was just Harbs Harbs. Hey Harbs like after the first
Starting point is 00:40:33 And Harvest was like dude don't do that I just kept doing it I saw the Saw y'all's old house No you didn't Was been demolished I saw where it used to be And they're putting up a massive apartment complex
Starting point is 00:40:47 Checked I mean Better use of the property I imagine Yeah man But just a just a great time With the boys Thanks for showing me around boys yeah thanks for driving it's good time ma'am you bet yeah have you uh if you popped open that email
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Starting point is 00:41:51 subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with rocket money go to rocket money.com circling today. That's rocketmoney.com slash circling. Well, I was kind of hoping Brett wanted to stick around for, uh... Monkey Talk? Well, I was going to do Randi Talk. Let's do Randy Talk. Let's do Randy Talk.
Starting point is 00:42:13 Um, which, by the way, I'm going to check my phone and see if he's posted anything else. He has it. I think he's in the air right now. Oh, no. Six minutes ago. He did? Flights are just better when you board them outside. Next stop, Mexico.
Starting point is 00:42:26 So Randy's never flown before. No, I'm joking. Randy is flying first class, huh? Business class? Business class, yeah. What's the difference? I typically just go coach. I think first class only applies to like those planes that have like the super luxurious, like
Starting point is 00:42:49 pod type things. Okay. Like piss walls? Yeah. If there's a piss wall, you know you're living in pure luxury. I need a piss wall on the back of the plane. I don't really know the difference,
Starting point is 00:42:59 but he has elevated seats on his flights, which he's really excited about. He also had a car pick him up and take him to the airport, which he was thrilled about. He shot out cool at him. He, um, pull back the curtain,
Starting point is 00:43:15 so like, he's doing this deal and like the PR agency, like the guy, like, that set everything up. Randy, like, hit him with, like, very, very specific question. beforehand.
Starting point is 00:43:29 Randy's a planner. Like, Randy, like, well, we're doing a show or something. Randy will, he'll be like, okay, I'll want to know all the details going in. And we're not that way. And we're not.
Starting point is 00:43:44 We're just getting in there, dude. Yeah, like, I mean, you've heard the story with Brett before one of the pod, live pods where we were here. It was a coffee Friday. When, like, 10 seconds before the pod, Brett was like,
Starting point is 00:43:53 let's just cold to open it. Let's just cold open it. And Randy's like, what get Randy flipped He starts panicking No no we already I don't want to do that
Starting point is 00:44:02 I gotta change everything Yeah change all the settings Randy which is a good thing to be Like detail oriented But it's just funny And so Randy like Had it been like one of us on the trip Like Dylan went on a similar
Starting point is 00:44:12 Like he went to Amsterdam With the same people And it's just funny Because like it's like Yeah I just kind of go figure it out Got the airport And get off the plane They'll have somebody
Starting point is 00:44:21 Like somebody a driver With a sign Right he's like how will I know who my driver is. They'll figure it out, too. Like, yeah, they're going to, like, dude, shout out to our guy at the PR company. He was like, I'll have like a nameplate.
Starting point is 00:44:36 Yeah, a sign with your name on it. No one will beat Bush, though. Remember the Tfm Cruz? That's when we found out he never set up his work email. Oh, my God. That's right. Wait, what happened? So all of our information was sent to our work emails.
Starting point is 00:44:51 And Bush, I guess just never, for like a year and a half, set up his work email so he had to like do that on the fly as we're in line for the cruise ship that's unbelievable like people are just sending you know how did he ever know any emails to you know alex at grandx dot co and he just didn't even know that that that place existed i always had to tap him on the shoulder when we had a meeting like come on did we got to go because he didn't keep a calendar no because it goes to your email how do you that That's unbelievable. Just a chill, cool, dude.
Starting point is 00:45:29 What a... The opposite of Randy. Oh, that's so good. Yeah, so... Randy is en route on his way to Mexico. Really give it, like, it's just like, do whatever kind of content you want. So he's just going to go in there and showcase
Starting point is 00:45:47 and do his name. Oh, he put... Okay. There we go. He's doing prompts now. Okay He looks like he got some combos there It's a good little engagement hack there
Starting point is 00:46:03 I'm happy for him, man He's gonna have a good time And he's gonna show you all of it How would he have liked to be in St. Marcus? How would he have done on that trip? I think he would have been fun Yeah He would have loved the DP shootout
Starting point is 00:46:20 Oh my God Jimmy's has like a number of specialty drinks that all look like they would just ruin my day and my week probably. Yeah. That's right. I wonder,
Starting point is 00:46:33 I can't wait to find out from the people at the distillery that, like, Randy was trying to order like wacky drinks when they're like, no, this is just like a tequila tasting. You're gonna just drink this tequila. And he's like, is there not like cotton candy
Starting point is 00:46:46 you can melt and pour into it? Is there no like syrup pump? You can... Can I just add sugar to this, please? I just... What do you want me to do with this? You want me to shoot it? You want me to take this shot?
Starting point is 00:46:57 Okay. I'm happy for him. What's on his calendar for today when he gets there? Today's probably just like a check-in day. There's a dinner, yeah. The dinner, okay. Yeah. He's thriving, man.
Starting point is 00:47:12 God, imagine. Day of the dead. Can't imagine. Or what did he call it on the story? Dia de los mortos? Mortes. Mortes? Mortes.
Starting point is 00:47:22 And he probably is like, I hope I'm pronouncing that right. You're not all I. Not at all, actually. There's not how much you do pronounce right. Mortos. It's mortos, right? Mortos. Do you think they'll be pissed that he's there?
Starting point is 00:47:32 Just like a gringo? Don't they have a huge issue right now with whites in Mexico City, like trying to gentrify? I don't know. I mean, that sounds like something the whites would do. Like a bunch of Americans. They think Randy's there to gentrify? No, they're going to meet Randy. They're going to get the vibe.
Starting point is 00:47:50 This guy's not here to gentrify. This guy's not a mover. Maybe his face will be painted. That's true. He could be a skeleton. But no, it's pretty obvious. Well, if he has a chance to get his face painted, he's absolutely going to do it. There's going to be a story where Randy's face is just absurdly painted.
Starting point is 00:48:07 Oh, it's great. Yeah, I think, no, he's in Guadalajara. He's not in Mexico City. Okay. Should we start that rumor that Randy's looking at property there, though? yeah he's building condos yeah right oh my god he's a mover and shaker oh randy i'm excited for him um man he would have been in heaven last night when uh that table that was talking to us two red lobster employees and two roadhouse employees you would i mean what ray would
Starting point is 00:48:47 have just been like what's it like to work there he just been a little puppy dog Like, whoa. You get to eat those biscuits whenever you want. You get a free meal? Like every day you get to eat free. God, dude. Imagine, which one do you rather work out? Prior roadhouse.
Starting point is 00:49:05 Roadhouse, yeah. A better vibe. Yeah. Yeah. And the bread. Red Lobster has those biscuits, though. Ah, they do have the biscuits. You're right.
Starting point is 00:49:16 Those are the two places, like, they're, yeah. And correct me if I'm wrong. Those are the two places we, the last two places we went to for his work anniversaries, right? We didn't do Roadhouse. Do we not do Roadhouse? No. We went to Longhorn Steakhouse. Ooh.
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Starting point is 00:50:36 Yeah. Mississippi. Mississippi? Yeah. These are monkeys leaving Tulane University. They're on their way out, Florida way on Iowa. 59 like for vacation or what uh i don't know but these monkeys were um purposely given infectious diseases so these are test monkeys that's tough man that's a tough life tough draw
Starting point is 00:51:01 it's applause to every fucking zombie movie i mean it kind of yeah they're injected with what um they have what like hepatitis well like they're well it says here hold me keep reading it says yeah the sheriff's office said that the monkeys were aggressive toward humans and infected with what is known as the Dylan which is Hep C, herpes, and COVID
Starting point is 00:51:25 They gave them all three of those? It's fucked up. God. So yeah, I guess they're pretty aggressive towards humans for some reason. Hep C. Because you gave them hep C. Herpes and COVID.
Starting point is 00:51:38 And I guess one is on the loose still? I didn't follow up. I think that I read three initially, like five I've died, three, we're on the loose. What kind of monkeys are these? R-H-E-M-U-S, so Remus, Remus, I'm going to say Remus. Remus monkeys. That's a tough, that's a tough disease cocktail that they got, man.
Starting point is 00:52:00 Yeah. Hepatitis, that's a serious one, no? Hep C? Yeah. I don't know much about the heaps, but I don't think that's a good one. He doesn't know much about the heaps, Dan. rookie this guy yeah this guy doesn't party that's how i know you don't party you don't know shit about hep C is that the one that is that the one that uh pam and Tommy had sounds right
Starting point is 00:52:25 I think hep B which is the worst one I don't know you got lap B look it up however I I do want to know actually because there's a it's not good what did a jenny die in forest gump of AIDS was AIDS I thought it was something else Hep C is I initially I actually thought it was AIDS. HEPC is the most serious one. This is, this is AI overview. It's a chronic infection. Hepatitis C is more likely to become a chronic infection
Starting point is 00:52:52 compared to Hep, A, or B. This means that the virus can remain in the body for years, causing ongoing liver damage. Eof. And there's no cure. Damn. Why would they have to give the monkeys? Because you can't test it on people, you know.
Starting point is 00:53:08 No, but why they have to give the monkeys the other stuff, too? Right. Got to figure out the cure? For all three of them? Like, why don't you just... You know what? Maybe leave the herpes out of it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:19 Man, that's sad. It is sad. I'm glad that they got out and get a little... That's probably their first time touching grass. A taste of freedom. Yeah. Yeah. How much of Louisiana and Mississippi is full of just formerly captive animals?
Starting point is 00:53:34 Whether it's a drug dealer's tiger or a het monkey. Who's got the... It's Florida that has the Python problem, right? Yeah. Yeah, I think it's too big. A lot of people just release them into the wild. Yeah, that's how it started. How can you feel good about that?
Starting point is 00:53:48 I don't know. You know what? I'm going to let, you know, actually, you're like, I already live in Florida. And they're huge, too. They get really, really big. It's a python. Yeah. They get real big.
Starting point is 00:53:59 Yeah, maybe just don't release your snake out outside. You already have to worry about gators. You already got Dave doing that on his walk back from the square. Doing what? Letting your snake out. okay isn't it just like open season on those things like hogs in texas you can just kill them yeah like it's it's encouraged it's an invasive species
Starting point is 00:54:28 it's like we got we have guys we can't just have python like we're already florida they're snatching dogs we got a lot of issues here right don't they eat people's dogs they'll get everybody they can get anything i mean dude you take a nap in the wrong spot next thing you know you got a python You wake up and you're like, fucking hit deep in the Python. You're like, what? They squeeze you, right? Isn't that their thing?
Starting point is 00:54:50 I mean, I know that a constrictor does. But a python, I think, does the same. I think it does, too. It's a tough way to go, man. Yeah, but anyway, so these monkeys are on the loose. Yeah. I hope that, I mean, I think best case scenario for the monkeys is like, I mean, it would be nice if they escaped and, like, got, like, found, like, a place to go live out their lives. but they got to go live out their lives with the COVID, herpes, and hep.
Starting point is 00:55:19 See. So it's like his best case scenario, they just get got. Like, because, you know, like, there's going to be a sheriff that's kind of like, be like, oh, I'm going to fucking, yeah. Dude, monkey hunt. Yeah. Then these, these things have never been outside in theory. Like, they had never, they don't know where, like, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:55:36 They don't have, like, a nice, they're not free range. Right. So these things are just, like, what the fuck's a tree? Don't approach these. things no you know what though you shouldn't have to say that because I think most people know like even if they didn't know that these things were like not friendly and had all these diseases I'm not approaching a monkey anyway I don't trust those things man no I mean I this isn't the kind that like rips off your wiener no these
Starting point is 00:56:01 are smaller it's not like rearranges your face no the champ that just like casually like plucks your toes off just for fun but if he's throwing poop at you can he like spread some disease yeah hepatitis Stay out of poop range. I think HEPC is poop is a poop thing. What? I think there's a poop connection. Look it up.
Starting point is 00:56:21 I don't want to look that up, dude. Okay, this guy's too good to do research. I don't want to look up poop connection with hepatitis. This is why you never made it as a scientist. What was the disease back in the Brazil Olympics, Zika? Zika? Oh, that was the one where, like, a mosquito born, right? And it would like...
Starting point is 00:56:37 Is that the small head one? It's the one with poop. Oh. No, Zika's a mosquito thing. What was the small head disease? Zika. Zika, yeah. Because, like, I remember going on vacation, and it was like, in case somebody was pregnant,
Starting point is 00:56:53 they'd have to look up, like, is there Zika in this area? It was a thing, like 10 years ago. Zika just sounds like a running shoe. Yeah, it is the small head thing. You're right. That's sad, dude. Anyway. Spooky season, shrinking heads.
Starting point is 00:57:12 Yeah. That's pretty scary. So what else? I don't know, man. I think this is a strong show, all things considered. I think we got through it. I'm moving a little slowly. I feel good.
Starting point is 00:57:26 The brain's crawling right now. Nailed the ad reads. Dude, the reads were great, Dave's. The reads were great. People were like, no way Dave's going to do it. The ad reads good. He doesn't even know how to read sometimes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:36 Well, I did. Dylan jumped in there on the Rocket Money one. I pitched in, man. Dylan will tell you how much people have saved on Rocket. with rocket money and the billions it's a lot uh-oh
Starting point is 00:57:47 I just heard that door shut which one bathroom door uh-oh do we need to how much to get a piss wall install dude you gotta go for a game
Starting point is 00:57:58 just to see this piss wall it's just a wall that you pee on but like the thing is there's not like a special tile that looks like oh yeah that's there to like it's just the wall
Starting point is 00:58:07 it's just the wall but they do have like a a pee like a imagine like a curb on the street there's not troughs So, like, keep it, all the water contained and the pee contained. No trough.
Starting point is 00:58:18 Then it's the craziest thing. They just have drains, like, on the floor. Oh, at least there's drains. Yeah, yeah. D drains are, yeah, it's not just filling up the bathroom with peepee. Yeah, that'd be bad. Yeah, that's not a good thing. That's how you get Zika.
Starting point is 00:58:30 That's how you get Zika, yeah. Oh, man. Oh, dude. Well, we got spooky, man. I guess you can, in theory, turn any wall into a piss wall. Yeah. We could turn this one into a piss wall. That's actually how I got in trouble in college.
Starting point is 00:58:46 Oh, yeah. Just any wall you wanted. I had to write a 2,500 word essay on why it's wrong to be in public. Is that true? Yeah. Broke the golden rule, ironically. 2,500 words? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:00 That's way too many words. Too many words for breaking the law. I didn't have to go to prison, though, so that was cool. Society should be more lenient towards those who pee in public. As long as you're like, as long as you're trying to hide it, Like, you're not, like, pants down in the middle of the square. But if you're just, like, off, like, behind a tree and you're like, oh, I'm sorry. You tell the officer, like, dude, I had to pee real bad.
Starting point is 00:59:23 Yeah, I was behind a bush. It was the school of psychology, I think. And I was covered. Nobody could see it. But the porta potty's line was just too long. I wasn't going to make it. What was the event? College football game.
Starting point is 00:59:34 Okay. Yeah. If, like, your school wants to have a real game day atmosphere, you got to let people piss. yeah okay I agree with that which camera am I looking at Dan which camera do I need to be
Starting point is 00:59:49 hey if you want to be a serious college football program and you want people to take you seriously around the country around the world
Starting point is 00:59:56 you got to let people piss and hey if you want to be a big time program that competes and maybe natties you got to have a piss wall yeah
Starting point is 01:00:09 you get me willing to give up the farm too yeah well if that's that's That's what it costs. It goes to that's saying. All right, well, we'll be back later this afternoon for spooky season.
Starting point is 01:00:17 I'm excited for spooky. I think I'll be more lively by the time that rolls around. Oh, maybe go get you a cup of coffee? I do need a cup of coffee. I'm still. I guess we're Stone Creek. Maybe a cappuccino. I think I'm getting into a flow here.
Starting point is 01:00:31 I'm loose. By the way, we've given Adam so many views on this. This has been on the screen for 30. That's for you. Nobody can see that. I know. My numbers are going crazy right now. I keep looking it up, at least toss him alike, too.
Starting point is 01:00:43 All right, I'll double tap. I've been sitting here watching Adam, our old intern and our clip guy, sit there and just in a chair in his back y'all are for 40 minutes. All right, we'll be back. And then we got a normal show. Dan's going to be recording producing Spooky Today. Pod tomorrow morning. You want to talk ball tomorrow?
Starting point is 01:01:04 Dude, let's talk ball. What's the slate looking like? Is anybody feeling slaty? I'm feeling a little bit slaty. We got a... Game five tonight? Oh, yeah, you got Vandy. Oh, yeah, we need to talk to World Series.
Starting point is 01:01:15 Oh, yeah. We were trying to follow it, and we did not have great service last night. You know Dallas, Dallas is Parks' mother, for those who aren't aware. She texted me this morning. She said that Parks got up before school. He usually turns on, like, one of his dumb little shows that he watches. Okay. But he put on SportsCenter.
Starting point is 01:01:34 He wanted to see what happened in the game last night. That's fucking. Isn't that sick? Dude, he's frat. I was really happy to hear that. Dude, your kids finally frat. You stoned up sports center Just took him ten years
Starting point is 01:01:45 Bro, if it was me I would just like turn sports center on And just passed out like watching it On the couch Yeah, that's frat Yeah Pizza rolls in the other And I forgot about
Starting point is 01:01:54 And I burned them Okay Okay Yeah Yeah I smoked a sig in my living room last night Damn Yeah
Starting point is 01:02:04 There was this fucking old guy It was like a cap of sig I guess Like a long time ago And he kept like Tell me I was his brother for life I was like Who is? this old guy but kind of hot too oh and also like we didn't tell the story but there's a guy
Starting point is 01:02:19 i got a really hard pitch on uh there there's a guy there that we met and he had his head shaved he has head bicked like clean shave and and and he had a good beard you look you know it was it was fine look good and he was really adamant like that i had like a good head to shave he's like you could shave your head and it would work and like he was really telling you know say all right but then um at one point um and this guy was not a student there he was older he's i don't know how old he was but he's younger than me probably uh there's this table next to us with these cap-a-sig guys that we had been like making harbs introduce himself to and this one kid what did he say he said uh he said oh you're you have a shape or you have a ball
Starting point is 01:03:05 you're bald he goes yeah he goes why like he doesn't know that when when men age their hair thins what do you mean why the shit just happens there's no ways the first time you've encountered this i just i opted in for the baldness was that a choice yeah i opted in to be bold in my life why i don't know i mean like i guess i could have gotten like a hair train it's very expensive and like i just got tired of the grind of like you know rogain and all the stuff i don't i don't know what am i what am i what Dude, just take a trip to Constantinople. Go to Turkey.
Starting point is 01:03:43 Go to Turkey. Go get your plugs. There you go. All right. See you later. Bye. Thank you.

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