Circling Back - The Childhood Crush Draft with Producer Micah

Episode Date: May 11, 2022

The rumors are true — we’ve officially been joined by Producer Micah himself in Dillon’s absence. Together we did a Childhood Crush Draft in the wake of Hilary Duff’s magazine shoot, break down a guy who had to play in a US Open qualifier after losing his fantasy league, and more. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Purchase a Circling Back Candle: www.vellabox.com/circling-back Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (15:30) Fantasy Football Loser at US Open Qualifier (30:45) Childhood Crush Draft (1:00:30) Micah’s Highlights from Dillon’s Wedding (1:05:00) Young Thug “YSL” Gang Caught Racketeering (1:13:00) This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors Mugsy: www.mugsy.com (STEAM for 10% off) Stamps: www.stamps.com (CIRCLINGBACK for 4-week trial, free postage, and digital scale) Sunday: www.getsunday.com/steam20 (20% off) Earlybird CBD: www.earlybirdcbd.com (STEAM for 20% off) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live presented by busy hard seltzer the only hard seltzer with vitamin c and superfruit acerola my name is will to freeze to my left david rough i knew we were gonna have a fill-in for dylan today in fact i knew it was gonna be micah what i didn't know is that micah would come up in here going whoop on one hand one wrist apple watch on the other double fisting double wristing double strapped i mean i you are tracking so much data right now it's unbelievable i can't i haven't stopped thinking about it since you got in thank you david uh it's great to be here hello everyone mike is here it me michael weiner how are you we're really good um there's a lot going on why because i was just looking through that kelly roland uh tweet thread i don't

know if we were going to talk about it but it's just there's some really funny responses well what the tweet what the original tweet say dav, she, she asked a question to her audience, which is substantial as she's, you know, she's not Beyonce, but she's a lot of people really like her as they should. And she asked, Hey, what's your favorite thing? Beautiful people. Tell me about your favorite thing about yourself. And some guy not being funny. I don't think unless he was setting her up. He just said my face. Very cool. Very common answer. She responds all caps. No commas. Come on my face.

Exclamation like dot, dot, dot. My whole face. Exclamation. exclamation i love it so people pounce on that i don't really see the problem here well so i i think the issue here dave is i think that she could have used a comma after come on and some quotation marks around my face as a way of attributing this back to east coast poppy who said that the favorite thing about him is his face you mean at fuck your taco yeah yeah what do you think michael what's your favorite thing about yourself your calves got it sure your legs in general my intellect i don't understand why kelly roland said catch it that's the part of the tweet that she can't defend to me do you want me do you want me to to try to elaborate on this i love it i think she was trying to say like

more people need to be saying that their face is their best feature catch the fever okay you're you're spinning this in the best possible light for for our friend kelly i'm trying to do a favor to our friend kelly roland cool i think her and nelly ever had a thing yeah no i don't think so i think it was just it was purely business a lot of hugging in uh the video and the live performances i remember people being confused by that why well i just thought it was a little over the top on the hugging i i i look we'll talk about kelly roland um you guys i think you guys know where i stand on kelly roland it's all it's almost embarrassing kelly roland is the most beautiful woman on this planet other than my wife i love kelly roland whoa that's quite a statement

we might need you to save this for like i don't know a segment in the near future actually it's the bing bong yeah what kind of bing bong are you sipping on today? I am drinking the Office Nespresso. Y'all are fancy in here. You've got the big Nespresso packets, not the little guys like I have at home. This is nice. These are recyclable pods. Oh.

Yeah. They're lovely. We're kind of the bad boy of Nespresso pods. Great. No, it's delightful. It's hitting. Yeah. What's your day strain at right now micah i'll find out well man i love that you're plugging the iphone into the lenovo thinkpad that lenovo is so businessy like this is the most this is the most corporately

generic looking laptop i've ever seen you are not a full-time podcaster. No, I'm semi-retired from content. It's great that you guys brought me out today. Before I tell you my... Hang on, I'll get your sleep score here. I'm on an 81% recovery. Wow, that's pretty good. I've been doing a lot of yoga in the evenings and going for walks. So I haven't been 80. Wow. Good for you. You know, I heard a rumor. I saw something in the bathroom that it's podcast week. It's always podcast week, Mike. And you know that that's why we had you in. Have you guys noticed the, the, now that y'all are on South Lamar, there's the place right next to black sheep lodge. And they have had a sign that says social media week every week for the last four years since I've lived on this street.

They stole that bit from us. I think they did. Social Media Week. Do we need to have a rival Social Media Week? Yeah. Randy, will you head that up? Yeah. We need you to own that.

Well, I have a week that I'd like to announce while I'm here. It's called Realtor Week. Really? Yes. And if there are any real estate professionals out there, I want to work with you. Let's link and build. Find me at Mike Weiner. And listen to this.

Any realtor who sends me a deal with a client who closes with me, Mike Weiner, will a set assigned mouse pad, hit the high point. That's a real thing. I have ordered these. They will be delivered to you. People, backers, friends have washed real estate professionals.

Hit me up. Let's link and build a Randy. Can you keep on your notepad over there? Keep a running tab of how many ads we need to invoice Micah for after the episode. Does that work for you, Micah? Sure. Our people will talk to your people. Micah is the most active person on LinkedIn.

Are you? So actually, let's talk about this real quick. You recently went viral on LinkedIn, Micah. I have been going semi-viral on LinkedIn. What type of content are you going viral with on LinkedIn? Well, there's sort of your run-of-the-mill Austin and Texas news, business news, growth news, market news. I think my LinkedIn is a good resource. You can find me at LinkedIn.com slash Micah Weiner.

That's M-I-C-A-H-W-I-E-N-E-R. You can mark that one down, Randy. And me on linkedin.com slash Micah Weiner. That's M-I-C-A-H-W-I-E-N-E-R. You can mark that one down, Randy. And no, so my goal was to post three times a week on LinkedIn. Actually, it was two times a week on LinkedIn. And then I said, you know what? There's enough good news about the market, about the growth of this city, about the growth of our region that I can post daily. And so I have, and then often I post about myself, including most importantly, my new TikTok at Mortgage Micah. Do you, do you post your TikToks to LinkedIn? Can you post original videos? I've found, yes, you can. I've learned this and a couple of them have gone semi-viral. There's some, there's some websites that allow you to remove the TikTok watermark and then post on LinkedIn.

Nobody else is doing this. I think other people probably are. Do you think the bar is pretty high for content, TikTok-style content on LinkedIn? Like are there a lot of people that's doing really good comedy? I think I'm an early adopter at this point. And it feels pretty good. I will say I need to give Dave some credit here for a couple of reasons. One, I had posted a, I believe it was TikTok video on LinkedIn.

It had had some views, some action, but then Dave just like commented like very cool or good content or something. I forget. It wasn't, he didn't put a lot of effort into the comment and within a day I'd gone viral. So thank you. Your network is stronger than it's ever been. I don't know. Yeah. I mean, just because we don't talk about the network doesn't mean it's not there. It was maybe dormant, but you're bringing, you're kind of bringing us out. And then it also reminded me and, and, uh, our friend Ross Bolin, we talked about this at Dylan's wedding a couple of weeks ago,

there was like a three week period where you and Ross just decided you pivoted and you said, we're going to do LinkedIn content. And, uh, I believe Ross's thing said, Ross Bolin, if you build it, they will come. And it was good. And you guys really grew your network and it was really some really some excellent LinkedIn content. So thank you for the inspiration. We were probably just preparing for the inevitability of needing a big network to find a job. Yeah, that's probably a good move in hindsight. In 3D chess.

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or some shit. Only this is... Yeah. Except it's your friend micah it's like you know like and trust oh not just some jabroni on television i'm on a podcast you're listening to me at the gym right now pull out your cell phone and go to michael weiner.com mike is going denim on denim today he is free mouse he's in them with that nintendo nintendo drip denim denim denim yes yes that's good hey uh we're going jay leno we got a review

hey we got a we got a new review okay it's from 2019 bears 16 and 0 i think they need to update that username uh because she's trending right now mia khalifa i thought i'd read this review it says been listening since mia khalifa slapped dylan i'd like to eat a bowl of oatmeal out of will's chest and a wagon dragon randy needs more mic time the wagon drag the wagon dragon randy shout out to all the people out there that have been listening since mia khalifa slapped dylan across the face boy that was a great slap it was good i'm glad she didn't stand i'm glad she didn't try to like you know not hit him as hard as she could that that's one of the slaps that could have knocked the guy out you know you ever see those slaps where somebody's they get they get a little bit of the lower part of the hand the bone yeah yeah some of the con

like the competition slaps yeah those the russians oh mia Mia slapped the shit out of Dylan. It was awesome. It was very good. I believe we all had our phones out. It was wonderful. It was a great moment. That was on the old podcast, right? The Sports. I think that was a backdoor cover. Yeah, that was a backdoor cover. I think, as I recall, Dylan lost a series of bets,

and the last place had to, quote, well, there is no quote, the agreed agreed to punishment was bleaching your butthole and dylan refused to do so which is still a source of content for this yes and instead we just allowed mia khalifa to slap the taste out of his mouth and it worked great that's so dumb because we obviously the company would have paid for it i don't know if they would we would and it's like dude you get like a lost wood you're getting a brand new uh two hole basically he's just doing you're getting refurbished downstairs a brand new back door you

know what i i do remember me as me of being uh supportive of his of the idea that he should do that i still i still know why i co-sign that. What do I? Interesting. Hey, if you guys haven't already, go check out Patreon, patreon.com slash circling back podcast. We did worst of yesterday and the week before next week on Tuesday, we are doing dad pod the week after that we're doing Randy's game show.

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men's clothes on the planet at mugsy.com and use promo code steam for 10 off of your entire order so we have uh we've talked about we just talked about this losing bets and having to Promo code STEAM for 10% off of your entire order. So we have, we've talked about, we just talked about this. Losing bets and having to do shitty stuff. Dylan lost a bet and he didn't make good on it. This wasn't a fantasy football bet, but I think it was just a betting thing. Well, a fantasy football loser had to play recently in a local US Open qualifier. This is not ideal. Micah, you have the full story for us.

Sure. I'll do that thing where I read it in my deep voice like I do on my podcast, Mind of Micah. Anyway, this comes to us from Golf Week. Man plays U.S. Open local qualifier as fantasy football league punishment. Shoots 40 over 112. U.S. Open qualifying isn't easy. For context, at Oakwood Country Club qualifier in Kansas City, Missouri on Monday, 58 players were playing for just three

spots, and just 25 of those players broke 80. John Eckert wasn't one of them. wasn't one of them um so this is this is funny but i have to ask if you're somebody who gets paired with this guy and he's hacking it up i mean that's that's tough if he's playing slow i'm there's a lot of comments in here that are like hey this sucks for the people that are actually legitimately trying to qualify yeah like if you you go make someone take the ACT or something, that doesn't really matter because you're just sitting at a desk not bothering anybody. But when you're out there shooting, you know, what did he shoot again?

112. Yeah, if you're out there shooting 112, like you're just absolutely pissing off not only the person you're playing with, but the people behind you and the people in front of you. He hit him with that peaches and cream. A guy sent a text regarding this and said, played at the U.S. Open local local today teed off on the first hole one of my playing partners wasn't there we wait a minute and we get a word that he's on the wrong tee he comes over to hole 10

hits a tee shot from uh hits a tee shot 10 feet five over after two his caddy looks at us and goes we are so sorry he lost a fantasy football bet and his punishment was to play absolute joke to me and my playing partner terrible punishment not fun to play with but one hell of a story to tell now would you like to hear more about his round yeah pretty much yes like hole by hole uh he relaxed last in this local local qualifier uh the worst that as he said he only had the worst score by four shots, which means someone who took themselves seriously enough to play in a U.S. Open qualifier shot 108, but that's neither here nor there. Maybe he just had the yips. The round started double, double, triple before a 10 on the par four fourth hole. Is that, that's the fourth hole at oakwood yes yeah it's a telephone it is he made

par on the fifth though which is nice very cool turn in 54 and was four worse on the back nine thanks to four eights and just one par is he having to take max when he gets these eights or is that i don't think so like i mean you don't have to the author from golf week his scorecard had more snowmen than an elementary schoolyard after recess in the winter okay they're doing a little too much in this write-up this is that's doing that's doing a lot wouldn't know do you think okay there was a lot of of talk about if you had to fill in on 18 for scotty scheffler at augusta when he had his what what lead did he have going into it like five strokes four strokes whatever it was i think it was four he had a healthy lead it was significant could you play 18 form and win him the green jacket

and i think for me the the obvious most like daunting shot is the t shot because if you just like absolutely skull that into the crowd suddenly you're just you're you are looking at getting a 10 or something if you can get off the tee i don't know how much trouble you get in off the tee for me it's once you get to the green that's where i could see myself hitting six putts i need to have i need to yeah if you're on the green on 18 at augusta i need to have at least four putts to make sure that I, I feel comfortable with my score. And I could see myself hitting six putts in that scenario. Yeah, that's fair. Even if I got there with a, you know, best case I'm on, I'm putting for bogey when I'm on.

Well, Michael, with your shot shape on 18, you're going to be knocking off someone's master's visor that they just bought at the gift shop. Luckily, you don't elevate the ball so that tree that Spieth hit a few years back when he was on 62 watch, that shouldn't be in play for you. My shot shape has changed a little bit, by the way. Why? I got out there a little bit. I'm trying not to come as over the top. Are you on a swing jersey?

Journey, I mean? You both asked me two questions at the same time. Sorry. The way you worded that was just interesting. Yes. You know, we had this talk a month ago after the Masters, and I was very confident I could do it. Today, you put me out there.

Oh, I'm absolutely blowing that lead. I'm a sob story. I don't know why, but I was way more confident after the Masters that I could have finished that tournament out for him than i am right now the more that i think about it the more that i think that like there's a 25 chance that i could win him the masters in that scenario some people were saying it's impossible i just don't think that's true no do you offer buyouts for for this kind of thing if you like don't want to play in the u.s open qualifier if this guy had approached his boys and been like, Hey guys,

I think it's kind of messed up that we're going to take someone else's chances of qualifying for this. Is there any way that we can just do a buyout? Like, can I just take all of you guys to a golf course and pay for you? Cause I would take that. So some, yeah, I would hope so, but I don't know. This is, this is better. This is some real punishment.

This is punishment. And, but now, man, I'm really now thinking about the playing partners who like yeah and it's a guy who maybe he took out like a second mortgage on his on his home to to pursue this golf career working you know working multiple jobs or something and you know this is his chance he's got a net in his garage he's he's buying every single golf digest like he's just really putting in the work here's the thing if this story doesn't go viral this is this this punishment sucks it's much less worth it's hurting other people but the fact that it went viral is pretty good do you think he got to the

point where he thought to himself you know what i maybe could shoot 100 right now but i'm just going to absolutely tank and and hope that i can get a terrible such a bad score that people take note i don't believe so do you know how like so this guy knew his skill level he's not a good golfer but man how uncomfortable is it when you're you realize that you're playing partners or they know now what you're doing and you know they hate you and their body language is bad they're probably not talking to you they're probably walking ahead of the group uh together just shit talking you and you just top one you top the drive and then you got to pull a three wood out and hit a three wood off the deck like that is just uncomfortable this guy had to have had massive pit stains oh swamp ass and everything oh my god did

he get to bring a caddy out for this like does he does he get to, Oh yeah, I guess he did. The caddy is the one apologizing. Is the caddy, do you think it's the caddy was just like one of the guys in the fantasy football league? I hope it was a professional. No, no, no.

I want to be a part of this. If, if Dave loses our fantasy league and I want it, I want to be on the bag for this. I want to be there every step of the way. I think you're right. I think if you're the champion, you get first right of refusal being his caddy that entire time.

You think when he made that par, they gave him like a sarcastic clap? He did a tiger fist pump and just walked off the green? Okay. I'm not a good golfer. And I don't play often. You get a lot of pars.

Well, when I do, I celebrate them. Yes, we know that. And I've played, I don't know, three or four times this year. I don't get out enough. I'm very busy at MichaelWeiner.com taking care of my clients. But I've never played in a tournament since middle school where I had to roll every putt in. Yeah.

I mean, you know, we're out there playing wolf and whatever, you know, half the holes, you're not really in it or, you know, the pressure's off like playing 18 holes from T to cup. That is a challenge that I don't think I've ever, that I've really done like since I've been an adult and I would be very

afraid that one 12 would be well within the realm from t to cup might be a good podcast you could mix your oi football bruv lads with uh oh the game of kings golf yeah you like that yeah i think we should do that that url hello tea time from t to cult drops on tuesdays tuesdays man can you imagine when they uh took their hats off and just like hey good shit man enjoyed playing with you i did it though it's kind of like when uh in the sopranos when uh on junior's jury they get to one of the guys and like threaten his family and all the jurors know like he's the only holdout on a guilty verdict and he holds out then afterward he's trying to like be cool i'm like hey it's great meeting you i hope everything works out with your kids uh dance recital whatever and they're all

like just shunning him i'm picturing that and then he had to not only he had to keep score for one of his playing partners like presumably right and then go in and sign the cards oh my god just that's hell that's a bad day what's what's the movie where they have the jury that's deliberating like the entire time like that's the entire movie. 12 Angry Men. We had to watch that in eighth grade. Isn't it in black and white too? Yeah, it's a real movie. Yeah, we had to watch it in eighth grade, and I've never seen a less exciting movie

day occur in a middle school. It was just like, what are we doing? Why are we doing this? No one's watching black and white movies. When we started Breaking Bad and it was in black and white, I got really scared that it was going to be way too much black and white movies when we started breaking bad and it was in black and white i got really scared that like it was going to be way too much black and white movies or whatever now you watch ozark it's just blue dude the over filtering on ozark this season is ridiculous it's just not a good show like why does why is everything blue and why does no one turn the lights on on their

fucking like in their house it makes no sense to me. Luckily, Micah doesn't have to worry about any of this as he does not consume American cinema. That's true. Well, for the most part, I told you guys earlier I'm very excited about an American film coming out shortly. So excited that we have acquired opening night tickets. You're going to tell us what the film is? Is this Doctor. Strange? Well, it's already out.

To the danger zone. It's Top Gun season. Hit the high point. I was hoping it was Squirrel Girl. Okay. It's not. It's not. Is that Randy's recommended tab?

Here's the thing about you that you guys may or may not know about me. I have the need for speed. Okay. Is that Randy's recommended tab? Here's the thing about you that you guys may or may not know about me. I have the need for speed. Okay. And so I'm very excited for Top Gun. I am too. I'm not going to tell people the interesting conspiracy theory that you proposed before the pod.

Don't put this on me. About why it got delayed. Micah's propaganda theory? Yeah. I mean. That was an interesting theory micah no jingoism and propaganda come on come on we're going down a rabbit hole we don't want to be in i've been excited for this film for several years now it has been like five years yeah i'm not gonna lie the delay has done nothing for my excitement if anything the delay has made my excitement

absolutely tank and i know that i'll regret saying that when I watch the movie and really enjoy it. But as of right now, like I'm kind of just annoyed that we have to wait so long for this fucking movie. Let me see Miles Teller's mustache and then let let me shave my beard into a mustache because I'm so inspired by it. That's why I'm holding on to this. I'm holding on to the stash until i can see the reaction that miles gets after his did y'all see the dude the other day who got uh like a jaw implant surgery on uh on twitter it's got my wheels turning i miss this dude went from having like no jawline at all to now just being an absolute snack i think i'm gonna get a new jaw because that's how i put that's how i need to pull off a mustache i can't pull it off right now i i think you'd be surprised no dude the reason you think that is because i've been masking my shitty jawline with my beard for like

six years now that's probably fair yeah that's why i have the beard what um what does a jaw implant entail is it is it just the lower part or is it the whole i don't know is the whole jaw fake no i don't know if it's like the actual jaw or if they just put something in there around the bone structure that already existed but then then you have to worry about the scar that would happen like because you can't grow a beard around that scar anymore you've actually looked into this what no you know what i have looked into? Spray tanning? Early bird CBD. Close. If you are interested in spray tanning,

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Hey, did you guys see what hit the TL yesterday mid-podcast? If anyone is listening to the worst of yesterday, there was an audible gasp when it was reported that Hillary Duff had done a certain photo shoot for a certain women's health magazine. Yeah, well, I think I saw it. It's probably the reason why I was unable to walk in a normal fashion from this table. I had to backpedal out like a defensive back drill. If I've learned anything from these photos being released, it's that every guy in their mid to late 30s has a massive crush on Hillary Duff. That probably stems from the Lizzie McGuire days.

I mean, they were such great photos that my wife sent them to me, and I responded to her saying, yeah, like my heart's pumping out of my chest right now, and I didn't get in trouble for saying that. In the interest of full disclosure, I'm not – Hillary Duff doesn't really do much for me. That's too bad. Haley Duff, her sister, doesn't do much for me either. I thought you were going to pivot to Haley. My wife, Caitlin, follows Haley Duff on the social media. And Haley Duff is a Lake Travis or Bee Caves mom and is always hanging out at the Hill Country Galleria.

That's kind of tight. Yeah. That's kind of tight. I don't know. The B and C list celebrities out in the Hill country suburbs of which I will soon be living. It's very exciting for us. What has Haley done since Napoleon Dynamite? What has Hillary done since?

All right. Let's know. Younger. Younger. Younger. Very popular show. Yeah. How I Met Your Father, which has been a very popular show, albeit the most choogy show ever created.

And now those those are really the two things that she can hang her hat on now is is hayley still an active i assume she's not i don't believe she's she's in the business so to speak okay she spends a lot of time at cheerleading functions so her daughters yeah um i'm not a hillary duff guy doesn't she doesn't really do i just never i didn't do that you weren't a lizzie mcguire guy that's that's all i'm here whatever yeah you didn't watch lizzie mcguire no there's a lot of people who are looking at you differently now that you said that i'm looking at you much i'll just say maybe one of them i have seen the photos and i am impressed yeah and uh you didn't know she had it like that i did not know that and uh caitlin's uh one of her friends' husband is a big Hillary Duff guy. And he was fully torqued. Yeah, my group text, which has been, my group text with some of my buddies from home that's been called this for two years now, the Duff boys.

They were very happy about what they saw. But as I was driving into work today, I thought, you know, like, you know, I've got a lot of childhood crushes who I haven't really followed up on lately. I think we need to do a childhood crush draft. I'm worried that Mike has never seen any television in his childhood, kind of like Dylan. But I think that Dylan would have had – all Dylan's responses would have been wild on hosts at some point. And so I think we can get into this. I don't know who's drafting first, and I think we're going to do it the way that we always do it, that Randy chooses a number between 1 and 10, and the closest person to it gets to draft first.

Oh, okay. And, Mike, we do a snake draft around these parts. Are you familiar with snakes? I know you're familiar with black widows. Sure. Yeah. Yes. You have your number, Randy?

Okay. On the count of three, we are going to say our number between one and ten. The closest gets to draft first, the furthest away drafts last. Ready? Three, two, one, eight. Yes!

It goes me, Micah, Dave. Dave, you always get to pick two at once. I'm always very jealous of that. And for the folks at home who want to chirp us, mainly me for my alleged bad picks, a lot of times Will and I have this similar taste in a lot of things. Will usually beats me to the punch, and he'll take my first pick. I can say right now that I do not think I will be taking your first pick.

Okay. Well, I can't wait. Can I say something? I put together a list of about 12 people. I don't believe that any of you guys are going to have any of these 12 people on your list. Maybe one. I think I have several people on my list right now. And we can read our honorable mentions after we choose our A team.

Is that okay? Sure. Okay. How many are we picking? Four total. Oh, perfect. Four total. Perfect. So we'll our a team is that okay sure okay how many are we picking four total oh four total perfect so we'll do a snake draft we'll start with uh i guess i get first pick that's great news for me you guys ready for my first pick please i'm going with the goat not just the goat of like childhood crushes i'm going with the goat of the crushes that i've had in my entire life and that is why i'm going with ke Kelly Kapowski saved by the bell zone bayside cheerleader absolute stunner she got caught up with Jeff

wasn't her fault he was an asshole dude in hindsight Jeff trying to smoke weed wasn't that big a deal what was Jeff's problem I don't know he. It was Zach, dude. He knew that he couldn't compare with Zach. Yeah, who was in high school. Kelly's a good pick. I didn't do Saved by the Bell, but it's a good pick. What was his name? Jeff? Jeff should have gotten more shit for going after high school girls when he was in college.

The fact that we all thought he was cool was an issue. Wasn't Kelly his employee? Wasn't she waitressing at whatever club he ran? Yeah. I could employee wasn't she wait like waitressing at the whatever club he ran yeah i could be confirmed no was he at the max no he was that was that was no jeff wasn't at the max okay because if jeff was a waiter at the max and he was creeping on high school girls like his entire aura changes the older that you get jeff puts off big rob low vibes especially rob low in way Wayne's world. Excellent. Exactly.

Micah. Okay. So this next pick I'm going to take, not necessarily because she's number one on my draft board, but I'm drafting strategically because I think this is the one person I have here that one of you guys may have. And I want to take her from her name. Brooke Burke. Ooh, that was a hundred percent one hundred percent going to be dylan's first pick i think wow he he loved brooke burke back in the day uh dylan a big wild on guy everyone

was a wild on guy it was the closest we got to going on spring break when we were in middle school great show great show uh good pick micah thank you One of my faves as well. And if I may, there was – not to get too H in here, but we talked about how if you're a Duff boy, when you see that spread hit the internet – Not if. You're a Duff boy. Yeah. Wait. You said if you're a Duff boy. I am a Duff boy.

Wait, so you said if you're a Duff boy, I am a Duff boy. Well, I was saying the Duff boy group chat, the feeling that I know they experienced when, Hey, there, there's some, some heater photographs coming in. It's, it's a good feeling and I'm sure. And it's something that reminded me of when you're like walking through Barnes and Noble as a child and then your number one crush, Brooke Burke shows up on the cover of FHM. Yeah. That's, that's how I'm feeling. And I would linger in the sports section of the magazines, but kind of be looking over at the men's side.

That's right. Could I sneak this Maxim into my pile of magazines? To me, Brooke Burke is close to the top of the list of people I was most excited to see in a semi-nudie mag. I mean, I don't know what we call those mags. It's just a men's interest. Men's interest. Men's interest. Tasteful objectification.

Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Tasteful toxicity. Mm-hmm. Yes. Yeah. I probably read a Maxim on a plane

at one point in my 20s. I definitely brought one on a plane in my backpack on spring break with me one time. That's so embarrassing. I remember waiting for my parents to leave so I could page through it. I probably had one of my parents to leave so I could like page through it. I probably had like one of my like buddies, older brothers get it for us or something.

All right, Dave, you got back-to-back picks, dog. My first pick is someone. Can I just start typing? What do you mean? You already know? I mean, I think I already know. It's no secret. This woman is a phenomenal actress.

She's just a class act she has been in iconic roles of course i'm talking about the great marissa tomei wow my cousin vinnie ever heard of it micah a great actress tremendous marissa tomei a lot of people will point to the wrestler excellent the wrestler yeah she was excellent and and you know very very uh attractive in that movie Tremendous. Marissa Tomei, a lot of people will point to The Wrestler. Her and The Wrestler, yes. She was excellent and very, very attractive in that movie. But My Cousin Vinny is what got me. What got me. Not only, it's one of my favorite movies.

It's a great movie. Very quotable. She's iconic in it. She's on the stand. It's amazing. Dave, have you ever seen the movie Until the Devil Knows You're Dead starring Philip Seymour Hoffman?

No. Is she in it? Might want to check it out. Okay. Might want to go check it out. Is it tasteful? I only do tasteful cinema. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. Just saying. Look at Randy over there. Who's your pick too, dog? It's, yeah. Okay. Yeah, just saying. If you like it, man. Look at Randy over there. Who's your pick two, dog? My second pick. What is this draft called?

The Childhood Crush Draft. It's a very innocent thing. We're just talking about when you're young and you fall in love with a celebrity. This is a woman who's near and dear to my heart. One of the greatest shows of all time. Of course, I'm talking about the great Blanche Devereaux from Golden Girls. Man, I didn't have her on my list.

What is Blanche's actual name? Or is it it just blanche you don't care about the actress rue mcclanahan rest may she rest doesn't do anything for you but blanche is well that's how people would know her like he said kelly kapowski he didn't yeah i well i'm not i didn't have a crush i had a crush on tiffany ember thesen but i had a crush crush okay on on kelly kapowski lance had it all yeah lance was she was sexually liberated she was intelligent she was funny just you know you know how i'm talking about right oh i got you yeah i got you people know blanche oh blanche was loco she was uh what's what's okay i was gonna say isn't there an equivalent character on sex in the city the redhead who ran for mayor recently oh is that is that the blanch of sex in the city i don't know i didn't i didn't watch either of those shows enough to know what's going on in either of them

me neither so that's why that was a terrible analogy in all likelihood or it was brilliant we'll find out it's all good and and while you're, I just want to thank you for being a friend. You know what, Mike? I'm also going to thank you for being a friend. Travel down the road and back again. Your heart is true. That's the rest of the song. Your friend and a confidant.

Boom, boom, boom. That's all I got. Yeah, that's the end of it for me, too. People don't like it when we sing, but I think that's going to change yeah that's that's the end of it for me too people don't like it when we sing but i think that's going to change when they hear that well a lot of people love it when i sing well mike has a voice of an angel dylan has just a shit voice yeah i think it is a shit voice he tried to sing at his uh cabo thing and it was just embarrassing yeah he tried to get up with the the mariachi band what are you trying to sing b? Biddy Biddy Bom Bom. Guantanamera.

Didn't go well. No, he didn't go. He bricked it. He absolutely. He got up and wanted to do Despacito, Bieber version. They're like, dude, get the fuck out of here. Micah, who's your second pick? My second pick is, man, this is a tough one.

There's a lot of great choices on the board here. Um, I select Jessica Alba. Oh, okay. Little blue crush action. I don't know anything about blue crush. I remember a dark angel, her first,

uh, her first starring role and seeing like a Superbowl commercial for that and being like, I love that woman. And, uh, yeah, she's been relevant for a very long time,

a shockingly long amount of time. Um, so shouts to Jessica. Oh, but do I get to choose twice now? You do. Okay. I mean,

I can't not, I can't not being a duff boy myself i can't not go down the hillary duff liz mcguire wormhole i'll be choosing hillary duff certified duff boys uh my next one shouts to tommy brady out there certified duff boy maybe he can join your group jet he's a great guy he was at the wedding nice guy duff nation you You had Tom Brady at your wedding? Yes. That's cool. Yeah. He's team Hank. Oh, I did. I saw that big tweet for Hank. Pretty cool, man. Yeah. So I think for my next pick, I'm going to pick somebody who I fell head over heels in love with at the time. And her passing hit me hard as a young man. I'm going with Princess Diana.

Your boy was H for Princess Di. My mom had books and stuff about her and everything. And I would just page through those just being like, wow, this is a real woman. If you were in the rough household and you had to take a two, there's a People magazine sitting right next to that thing, and it's a good chance that it had Princess Di on the cover. That was a time. Oh, yeah.

I remember I was in my bedroom, and I heard my dad yell to my mom. He goes, honey, Dodie's dead. Talking about Dodie Alphiette. That's how she found out. What about Princess Diana? We don't know yet. Probably dead. Talking about Dodie Alphiette. That's how she found out. What about Princess Diana? We don't know yet. Probably dead. Yeah.

It was a very scary day. I have a recollection of that evening as well. We were in, you guys have been to my parents' home, and my dad has an office above our garage, but it's separate from the house. You have to walk out the front door and go to the garage. What's the damage on that? Yeah,

it must be nice. It's, it's a, it's a great office, man. Anyway, what's their property in Texas? They're high.

Uh, anyway, my dad's computer had AOL still does. We finally, I finally got him to drop the AOL email address about a year ago. It was one of my proudest moments as a, as a son. Anyway,

I remember there were like, there was like a newsflash accident and I was like, I'll go find the answer. And I remember sprinting over there, running up the stairs and going on AOL and we're not. Yeah. Yeah. And,

and also not finding any additional information. Yeah. But yeah, that was, that was one of my first internet moments. She, I just, I just loved her at the time.

Well, she's like a candle in the wind. The candle blew out long before. Back to Micah. Okay. Well, there's only one pick Kelly Rowland. Okay.

Really? Is some recent information that's come out about her affecting your... No, no. It has nothing to do with... She was my number one pick all along. My favorite member of Destiny's Child. But you took her third. Well, because I knew that you guys weren't going to pick her.

I knew she would be there when I did the analysis of the draft board. Kelly Rowland, my favorite member of Destiny's Child, a woman who is aging like wine. I mean, I don't know if you guys are following Kelly Rowland. You might have to unfollow since you're married because she's more beautiful

than ever. It goes along the lifelong crushes. Shouts to the one and only Kelly Rowland. Also, a surprisingly nice, interesting Twitter game, apparently. Yeah, you need to give her the Twitter follow instead of just the H Instagram follow. Maybe since I'm verified on Twitter, at Micah Weiner, and I just don't think it's a good idea for Kelly to see another verified account following.

I don't know. I'm not trying to creep her out now that she's going to be like, wow, this verified real estate guy is really creeping me out because he followed me. Some guy's doing an H draft with his buddies. It's not an H draft, Micah. This is wholesome. Okay, sorry. He keeps trying to

tell me about interest rates and things of that nature. Yes. They're on the rise. With my next pick, I will go ahead and I will things of that nature. Yes. They're on the rise. Now's a great time. Go ahead, Dave. With my next pick, I will go ahead and I will take

one of my favorite Cuban-Americans. Oh, I didn't know she was Cuban. MTV's first Latina VJ and Revlon's first Latina spokesperson. Let me just say Daisy Fuentes. Ooh. Daisy Fuentes was not on my official list, but she was one that I was Googling,

trying to remember her name. Great job, David. She deserves the nod from anyone in our age group. Professional volleyball player, correct? Really? I believe that's how she made her parlay into MTV. I could be wrong about this. I don't know if that's right.

That could be a different MTV VJ. Has she that's right i think that's different mtv vj has she ever been spotted without a smile on her face no and you know what you know what i know that because she once co-hosted america's funniest home videos oh yeah she wasn't and you can't be on that show unless you're just smiled 24 7 i apologize i was thinking of gabrielle reese that's it yep i call it gabby. Or Gabby, yes. Yes. Look, that time MTV was a big player for me, and I'm sure y'all too. Going up in the 90s, MTV Spring Break, I could only pick one, and it was between her and Dan Cortez, and I went with Daisy.

Well, you can pick Dan Cortez with your next pick. You do have one additional pick. I do have another pick. If you want to pick Dan Cort but well you can pick you can pick dan cortez with your next pick you do have one i do have another pick yeah if you want to pick dan cortez you can look i i know that there's a segment of our audience that don't know the joy of just sitting home during the summer and just throwing on mtv spring break and just being like wish i was there when like looking back on it's like that was probably a miserable time no no no come on people who never saw limp biscuit go out there and just do nookie and just bring the house down people who didn't see eminem sexually harass every model on fashionably loud that was a lot of questionable questionable behavior uh in hindsight yeah yeah but on spring

or break they did that whipped cream bikini thing one time and everyone's everyone's eyebrows got a little raised during that it seems uncomfortable for me if I'm in the crowd during that. Yeah. I'm just going to put it out there. The dude was shaking his junk. You could see everything. It was like, dude, chill. What was the band, Lit?

Yeah, it is. It had the performance where Carmen Electra was there. Carmen Electra? And she was just in a bikini grinding on the lead singer. And he was clearly in a position he didn't want to be in front of the public. What do you mean? Like he's being deposed? It seemed to me that he was uncomfortable

with the things that were happening in his body. Like he had pit stains? Something along those lines. He realized he forgot to put on deodorant. Ah, we've all been there. Yeah, we've all been there. How about Lit? What a great name for a band in in the 90s my own worst enemy still

goes i think it was 99 when that came out sounds about right if you get a second pick no your final here we go oh it's my final pick no pressure i need to read my honorable mentions after this because i got i got mad honeys from my childhood that just need to get shouted out what if they're listeners at this point? Like, this is tough. Give me just the original badass lead, female lead, Sigourney Weaver. Sigourney Weaver, of course, the great Dana Barrett from Ghostbusters. Also, the leading role in Alien. She was just bad. And I know... Take me to your Weaver.

She's kind of got an old school look, but I like that. And Ghostbusters is one of the first movies I really latched on to. And I just thought she was great. She's a great actress. She played that role very well. So yeah, give me Sigourney Weaver it was between her and jake from california dreams hey dave if uh if you had actually ever from california dreams of course just like people talk zach morris this was the bad boy this was the bad boy of the 90s you're not wrong dave one of my favorite things about you is that you were a california dreams boy there are not that many of

us out there nobody knows what we're talking There are not that many of us out there. No, nobody knows what we're talking about. Dude, there's not that many Dreamheads out there that are just still talking about that show. What was the little blonde's name on that? I don't remember. Kelly, probably. I think her name was actually Kelly Preston in real life, unless I'm mixing people up. Oh, she was the bass player, Tiffany Smith, played by Kelly Packard.

Packard. See? Yeah, dude. I mean, 90s television was just the GOAT. Mikeard. See? Yeah, dude. I mean, the 90s television was just the GOAT. Mike has no clue what California Dreams was. Nope.

It was about a band in California called The Dreams. You guys were dreamers? Yeah. Do you remember the Save by the Bell? I've heard Dreamheads,

but yeah. Do you remember the Save by the Bell where they formed the band and they had the Friends Forever song and then like a hot shot Hollywood or agent big label came down and she was you know good looking probably in her

20s 30s and she just ended up like taking zach and like made him a diva and he wanted he almost left the band to go pursue a solo career and it was implied that they were hooking up and he's like well this man this this this dude's 16 you imagine, can you imagine starting a band with Zach Morris and thinking that he's not going to leave the band for a solo career at some point? Like that is the most obvious thing that's going to happen. He's the most iconic sociopath in television history. He really is. So yeah, of course he was leaving the band. Micah, who's your final pick? Okay. So I'm going to break some of the rules here. I know we're picking individuals, but I can't really separate these. I don't even.

Is he about to pick off like the three daughters of Seventh Heaven? No. They're women now. You can join twins. I'm going back to 1996. Okay. And I'm choosing Carrie Strug, Shannon Miller, and the entire 1996 U.S.

Olympic gymnast team. Gymnastics team. Okay. This group slapped for me. My God. I love this pick. They delivered.

Carrie Strug and a lot of you know, love out of my young heart. What year was this? 96. 96. I always mix up my Olympic years. What year was this? 96. 96.

I always mix up my Olympic years. Oh, the Richard Jewell year. Indeed, yes. May he rest in peace. Got wronged. He did. Apparently, that was a really bad, inaccurate movie, though. Really?

Yeah, I didn't see it. But was Harrison Ford the one who directed it? There's some old guy. Was it Clint Eastwood? It could have been. No, it wasn't Clint Eastwood because he didn't play richard jewel no no had he had he directed it he would have made himself the star at uh 90 years old sorry uh anyway i i don't know apparently the the movie was was bad old dicky jewels but that's not what i remember from the 96 olympics i remember carrie and and shannon and the rest of the squad did she gas up that ankle injury though

who cares it's iconic i think she i think the the thought was that it is they played it up on american television more because apparently they had already sealed the win. And her doing that was great. But it wasn't necessary. It wasn't like, yeah, put them over the top. From what I understand, I could be wrong. Granted, that was 1996. Long time ago. Clint Eastwood was the producer of the Richard Jewell movie.

Oh. Along with... Of course he was. Jonah Hill, Leo DiCaprio, and three other people. What? Well, they had no involvement.

No. How did they just get to slap their name on that? They got like a $10,000 paycheck. Are you ready for my final pick? I bet it was more than that, but. I'm going with a deep cut.

Okay. You guys are familiar with the show Step by Step? Sure, yeah. The Urkel show. I want, no. the urkel show i want no no absolutely not wait no no oh oh step by step was the the uh the one with uh what was what was the woman's name uh suzanne summers susan summers it was basically the brady bunch for a new generation yeah yeah they had two families that joined together and they had a lot of kids going around the house i think they even had some foster joined together, and they had a lot of kids going around the house.

I think they even had some foster kids at some point. They had the code man living out in the van. You had Dana, who was just not taking any shit from anybody. A bad boy in his own right. Sounds to Dana. It was a new twist on an old favorite. At that age, I was a similar age to the youngest girl on that show, and her name was Al. And I had the biggest crush on her for some reason,

and I pretty much only watched the show at that age because I had such a big crush on Al from step by step. Oh, she rocked the backward hat. Yeah, she was kind of like a... Can you pull her up? She was kind of a tomboy, which I appreciated, and I was just head over heels in love with her.

Very, very... And back in the day, you couldn't see her in People magazine. The only way you could get your Al content was by sitting there and just hanging out with her on very uh and back in the day you couldn't see her in people magazine the only way you could get your owl content was by sitting there and just and just hanging out with her on the television every time you say owl i think you're gonna say alf well i was between her and al borland but i just grew up to be to look like him a little bit i'm gonna say it but be a good okay good she looks like a nice nice person we person. We won't comment because she's very young in these photos. No, but at the time.

If you Google her, you see some older photos. At the time, we were of similar age at the time. Yeah, it's not weird. Yeah, it's not weird. We're not making this weird. That's why I said the 96 Olympic team. I wasn't sure if they were women at the time. They were probably younger.

They're all women. No, you're allowed to have crushes on people that are similar age to you at the time. I'm not saying I still have a crush on Al from Step by Step. That would be weird. Yeah, that wouldn't be weird. What's your problem? Here's the rundown. Dave had Marissa Tomei, Blanche Devereaux, Daisy Fuentes, and Sigourney Weaver.

I love that. Yeah, Dave's is great. Micah had... Can you say the four first names again? Because that is quite a group. Marissa, Blanche, Daisy, Sigourney. Wow. There's a pattern here.

If the Watch Media crew ever has a daughter, those are four good choices. Well, then Micah had Brooke Burke, Jessica Alba, Kelly Rowland, and the entire 1996 U.S. Olympic gymnastics team. Was Dominique Mociano on that? I don't know. She might have been before before but I always liked her and I find out I had Kelly Kapowski Hillary Duff Princess Diana and Al from Step by Step wait so I got a question about Al's character Dominique Mochiano was in fact one of the magnificent seven great pick my friend which is a great nickname for a squad very cool

what was your question david well no i'm just saying so her name in the show was al it was alicia lambert that's her character's name but they called her al and they put her like a backward hat on there they were really just trying to like was that her whole thing she was a tomboy and it was like oh that's old al maybe it was maybe it was more progressive than we realized i'm wondering we didn't give it credit. Something else that's quite progressive is just the absolute science going behind Sunday lawn care. Are you guys following this? Am I following?

Have you seen my front yard? I have, and it looks great. Thank you. Let me brag on Dylan, who's not here. No. I mean, you guys have spoken of Dylan's wedding. It was in his backyard. All of us were there were there absolutely there was heavy rain the night before and there was in fact a little bit of rain at the beginning of the ceremony and i was not concerned about the the vows and and

things happening because you know it's a beautiful love prevails love love always wins i was afraid of wearing um shoes that were going to get muddy because i was afraid that that that lawn that was my biggest fear is that that lawn was going to be a disaster area there was no tent there was a lot of rain there were chairs there were people there's a dog that lawn was immaculate it was was. It was beautiful. It really was. And I did ask Dylan on his wedding day, what's your secret? Sunday. I mean, your yard at the end of the day is your personal oasis, Micah,

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Micah, can I ask you something real quick about Dylan's wedding? Sure. Um, what was your highlight? Oh man. Um, well, I'll give you a couple answers here. Uh, I feel like from a, hang on, you hold your thoughts. I feel like from a, hang on, you hold your thoughts. We'll from a personal, from a love prevail standpoint, the moment that Dylan and Brittany arrived at the front of the, the altar.

And then everybody said, okay, let's, let's begin the ceremony essentially. And the sun just, the clouds parted and the sun came down right at that moment. It was, it was a really beautiful moving, moving thing for me. It was pretty good. That's something I will not forget about that wedding. Um, some other highlights, the mini chicken sandwiches at, uh, at June's incredible. It was better than the full-size chicken sandwich on the menu. I would order those sliders. They were incredible. I thought you were going to say your favorite part was when I slammed my wife's

shin in the door of my sister-in-law's car. Oh, I do remember that. That was quite an entrance. I was standing next... Was I next to you, Dave? I think I was. We were back by the jukebox, and I looked out the window. I was like, oh, that looks painful. And then I could see, yeah, there was some. We pulled up and I saw two people who I really wanted to hang out with at this reception, Dave and Micah. And I jumped out of the car and I slammed the

door. And unfortunately for me, my wife was right behind me and I slammed her shins into the door. Yeah, I could see your face like full of excitement like oh my boys are here let's go we're gonna be drinking rosé today to oh my wife's gonna kill me yeah it was done it was an instant your your shoulders sort of slumped anyway that's my favorite part what was your favorite part dude just being with friends wow so not the chicken sandwiches no and you know watching dylan just nail his vows because there was some talk that he was on brick watch that he might brick his vows and break it but he didn't break it too it was tasteful i will say britney was perhaps uh better at enunciating than dylan i think she

was less nervous than dylan dylan was dylan was for someone who talks into a microphone and and you know to thousands of people every day he was a little shakier than i anticipated beforehand he said yeah he seemed very nervous about that i think that was the part that he was most nervous about did he have shake voice it showed what's that did he have shake voice what's shake voice just wait you just kind of no i don't think he was just a little more timid than the the dylan we've come to know and love you're the gentle you're the you're the bond of my glizzy he did he did not break it i can confirm i i had a great time on the the ride uh from the house to june's as well on the bus uh just you know it was great bro i don't even remember it all dead tfm yeah tfm somebody poured

molly in my beer hey we've got uh we've got news we got some uh it wasn't me did you guys see shaggy was on uh the mass singer the other night no spoiler alert yeah so they're going they're going for something a little more safe after the the rudy incident yes what after ken jong just walked off when rudy got on that was so brave of him to walk off he came right back that was that was really cool to see yeah they were like ken this is this is all you have this is your contract right here get back on stage and talk to rudy he's america's mayor mike i don't know if you're aware of that also also once shopped at the brooks brothers in san marcos where i saw him oh wow buying a tie on his way to a donor meeting when he was trying to run for

president was he shaving inside of the store too because he's known to do that in public spaces shave those guys see that there was a photo that went viral a few months ago of him using an electric razor at a restaurant inside of laguardia like in a main terminal there are other people like eating their chilies and he's just that is psychotic that's like duda with the floss tool we should have banned duda from doing that at grand x water pick it at the office no water pick the the plastic little plastic floss tools i could hear him at my desk when I didn't have headphones on, just plucking away at his little teeth. He did have good teeth, though.

So, I mean, credit to John Duda. Also, John, congratulations on the imminent nuptials. Oh. Yeah, shouts to Duda. Let us be the first. We might be close to the first. You see, Young Thug got caught racketeering. My slime.

You do it now. That's pretty good. I know what we're talking about. Why is it a southern guy? From the Young Slime Life? You don't know about Young Thug, dog? I don't. Okay.

So they did a five-year investigation on Young young thug here is that what i'm reading he's in a lot of trouble i'm worried and i'm not gonna say you're like not so young thug anymore wow five years later i i know that like there's some dark stuff to this story and i'm not gonna go there but i have a question if young thug is in prison for racketeering for Young Slime Life, why a cell? Allegedly a gang. So let's just hypothetically say that he's in prison, but he can get visitors. Okay. Can his boy walk in with an iPhone and like Young Thug can put a verse down on the iPhone

and then they can like go use that for a track? Do people ever do that? There's been bars spit from prison on live calls. Did Gucci do it? Somebody did it famously. Martin Shkreli had a podcast from the hole. I guess you can call someone on a phone and you could record on the other end. I feel like Shkreli is going to – he's in like a different scenario than Young Thug though.

I feel like Shkreli got treated like he got put in like essentially a dorm room. That's just what I envision. Everybody hates that, dude. We need to watch

that Wu-Tang Screlly doc that's coming out. Dude, I just so I actually just bought the Wu-Tang album that he had. Really?

Yeah, they had to put it up for auction and so I copped it. How much did that cost? I'm having a listener party at my crib this

weekend. Let's go. Yeah, I'm gonna put it on the Bluetooth. Really? You've got Bluetooth technology? Yeah, my Sonos isn't working so I have to use Man, at my crib this weekend. Let's go. Yeah, I'm going to put it on the Bluetooth. Really? You've got Bluetooth technology? Yeah, my Sonos isn't working, so I have to use Bluetooth.

Man, it never is, dude. Did your Sonos work in your apartment, Micah? Yeah, it's worked. Okay. I'm going to miss it. It's worked. No, no, no. It's worked throughout our time there.

I think we have our gripes about our old apartment, but I think out of all people that have Sonos in their apartment, I think we had the best best working sono system that we could have possibly had mine has never not delivered it's it's been a uh i'm going to miss it four years of sonos no more yeah young thugs in trouble i just want to say that i'm not gonna act like i'm the biggest young thug fan there's some songs i like him in prison for five years no no no they just have investigating him for five years so they're alleging kim paxton who gets investigated for that long come on dave hey all right what is it was this mar-a-lago hello well okay so back to young thug what were you gonna say david well they found his laptop and uh it turns out he was on the

board at a ukrainian oil and gas company no i'm kidding him and hunter just hanging out just kidding uh no i mean this this is bad they've been investigating this uh this criminal gang as they allege um but they're saying that he helped start and there's all sorts of stuff drug stuff um racketeering schemes yeah murder for hire oh so he's not actually getting in trouble for actually physically murdering someone i read no they have alleged that he gave he gave the uh order to assassinate an arrival uh actually a hip-hop artist can't remember his name lucci something lucci not mr lucci not noted d. Lucci. Not noted Dallas rapper. Different Lucci. Not Billy Lucci.

Texags. You know, message board founder. Extremely niche. Just one of the more niche things you could have brought up there. Yeah, how do you even know that? Which I can't get mad at, but there's 10 people right now that are pretty pumped about it. There's more than 10. Do you have a Texags?

Do you have a burner account? No, my dad still does, though. Is he an Agggie no but he's been obsessed with the texags message board for going on 20 years now like basically since princess diana had her her accident that's where he pivoted that's where he was like you know i can't watch the news anymore i'm going to the message boards yeah once dodie and die passed on he was like all right time to be an aggie aggie hater let me tell you i'm going to give you the the the rundown here real quick prosecutors claim he co-founded ysl a criminal

street gang in 2012 according to the 88 page indictment it's a lot of pages a lot of pages shout out to the playmaker young thug committed more than 30 crimes under rico from 2013 to 2021 rico statute not a some guy named Rico. That doesn't sound like... I mean, I'd probably commit 20 crimes. Among them. Yeah, but you don't have an investigation going on for the last five years.

These are pound for pound. Pound for pound big dogs, though. We've got theft, terroristic threats, possession of drugs with intent to distribute. That's just a number of them. Did he commit any war crimes on any of your frat lawns? No, he wasn't slow, but I'm a Losevich or he's a war criminal,

right? Sure. What does racketeering mean? I think it's just general gang activity. Okay. Right. Great way to put it. I just like,

I hear that and it sounds awesome. And like, it sounds awesome. It sounds like something like no white-collar criminal has ever been charged with racketeering, although maybe they have. No, they definitely have. Is insider trading racketeering? I just don't even know what that means. They created the racketeering, these RICO statutes back in the day to get rid of the mafia. So you could charge the guy at the top, even if he's not the guy who did it.

If you can prove that he was the head of a criminal enterprise, that's how they did it. So that's what they're kind of alleging. Well, like in a, I mean, spoiler alert, but in the great Gatsby,

when he got charged with racketeering, I thought that was like running a casino at some point. Like, that's what I thought it was. And I was like, that doesn't seem like that big a deal. Like an underground casino. Casino.

Yeah. Like it just, well, I mean, I know you're a big fan of the racketeers. Check white's new band coming. Well, old band, I guess they're coming, fan of the Racketeers. Jack White's new band coming. Well, old band, I guess. They're coming to Austin, by the way. Also, one of my favorite

90s movies, The Racketeer. Oh, cool. It's The Rocketeer. That reference flew over Mike has had. Just a real shit movie. Flew over Mike has had. Truly shit. It's time. Oh, it's a big game.

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Ooh, Friday night. It's pretty exciting. Are you excited to see it for the first time? No, I've seen Top Gun before, but it's been a while. I'm looking forward to it. Other than that, you can catch me at Fairground Austin doing yoga on Sunday morning, 10 a.m. It's free. Hey, I do have a question regarding your yoga journey, Micah.

Sure. When are you going to do two yogas in one week so that you can get your numbers a little more even on Micah's Read of the Week? Well, I've done two yogas in one week several times. I just – I haven't yoged – I haven't practiced twice in one weekend. But I've been hitting a free Monday class at my apartment every Monday for the last six weeks in a row now. Hey, Micah, last time I did yoga with you, we got COVID. That's right. That's why we don't do yoga together anymore.

You got to keep us separated. Low key, I wish I would have done that yoga with y'all so that I could have gotten COVID with you guys. That lady was... It wasn't great. That lady was really, really spiritual. It was quite a journey with her. So was it just you two doing yoga at the pool? There was a young lady there.

Who had driven in from Los Angeles. That seems like a long drive for a yoga class. Wasn't even that good. Wow. You don't have to expose them like that. It was free. What's that boy getting into? We got a thing we're doing saturday morning and and by we i mean the company everybody in this room except for micah

all right no offense it's not no it's it's it's cool it's work related i'm sure it is we're doing a little video shoot micah okay great no i don't need to be a part of it he'll be packing and that's shoot micah okay great no i don't need to be a part of it he'll be packing and that's recovering from top gun maybe gonna maybe gonna link up with uh danny regs and for his birthday man i i know dan doesn't listen to this podcast well his sister does oh well shouts to her yeah he definitely he knows what's going on because i get texts from him regarding things that i say sometimes why do you feel bad yeah because you know dave and Dan and I are in a combat sports related group chat and two, twice in the last three weeks, Dan has invited us to watch cage fights and I have declined because I've been otherwise occupied. And this last Saturday would have been an epic night of combat

sports with, with, combat sports with Dan. And I have regret that I missed it. Can you imagine being at Woodrow's or wherever watching and then Michael Chandler throws that head kick? That would have been great. Very exciting. Can you imagine the look on all the people's faces at the bar when they hear that there's a new NFT coming out that's going to change the fight game forever? It's true. Like, dude dude that changes everything also beat herpes twice in the same way he stayed up he's 30 days in a row yeah that's cool it's

but that's not a good thing to do before the fight i get some sleep recovery does he know what an all-nighter is no that's the question there was always those kids in college like oh i pulled an all-nighter the library till like two well that's not an all-nighter boss so you got a main line of vivance and just ride you got a boof and addy all right you could dwarf it too i'm sorry i interrupted i i what what is dan doing for his birthday i don't know we were supposed to play golf and then he couldn't get a tea time, and then this video came up. Now he's just maybe wanting to go to Butler, but it's going to be crowded. I'm hoping he just goes and drinks.

In classic video guy fashion, I probably won't get an invite to that birthday. Oh, geez, Randy. Yeah, if I've learned anything, it's that the video guys don't want to hang out with me. You're such a video diva. I would love to hang out with Dan. I'm sure he'd love to have you. I low-key want to be in this group chat with you guys about combat sports, not because I have anything to contribute.

I want to be a fly on the wall so that I can learn more so I can eventually contribute. It's not the most active group. It's actually a good group to be a lurker in because it's not going to blow you up. Yeah. And maybe like two Saturdays out of the month. For me, for me... And then like on Friday, it's like, I'm asking up. Yeah. And maybe like two Saturdays out of the month. For me, for me.

And then like on Friday, it's like, I'm asking you to watch cage fights with me tomorrow and I'm otherwise occupied. I feel bad, Dan. I feel bad. I mean, yeah. I always look at the cards, but I have no idea like what the good ones are,

like what's at stake. And I think I just need people talking about it in my general vicinity. We can make that happen. You can ask dan if we can add will dan's not gonna add he's not gonna clear that other than that i'm too i'm too beta i'm trying to find a swing instructor in the area to maybe help me out with my game before uh i really get back on the course in a serious fashion because it's just in a bad way right now, like a very bad way. And so maybe I'll do something golf related practicing, though, not playing. I don't know what your boy's doing this weekend. You know, we've got a we've got a dinner tomorrow on Friday night with another couple, whether or not that couple realizes that this dinner is

occurring. We're not sure yet. And so we're going to play it by ear. It's always fun. And then, yeah, as we said, we're doing a nice and so we're going to play it by ear it's always fun um and then uh yeah as we said we're doing a nice little video shoot on saturday morning for washed media and then uh from that point on i have i have my only open weekend between now and the end of the month and so i will probably be laying a little bit low or i might get a little bored and want to go a little bit wild so maybe i'll just uh i might just crash dan's birthday and just make everyone feel bad you should i think stamps.com would want it that way i don't i would have crashed randy's birthday but like if you're like if you're a superior at the company you can't just go crash like i basically did no but you actually got like an actual invite

that like has a paper trail whereas like i just have a bunch of hearsay flying around the room about whether or not i was actually invited to Randy's birthday. So we'll see. We'll see. There is a, I am a little bummed because during our video shoot, there's a very big soccer game that I'll be missing. And so,

you know, we'll figure that out later though. Yep. I also will be hitting Matt's El Rancho for brunch or lunch on Saturday afternoon. Wow. Caitlin and I went last saturday afternoon and saw your baby there yes along with your baby's grandmother jules yes yeah yeah fritz

fritz stays eating at matt's el rancho at least once a week even when his parents are in mexico yeah yeah he loves those tortillas and he loves those black refried beans baby micah thank you for joining us. Well, thank you. Micah, I'm going to give you some free ad space right now to plug whatever you would like as you made it this far. After this last round, we can go to Randy and see how much I owe you. You know, there's only one certified mortgage advisor on this podcast right now,

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Strangely efficient plugs. Yeah, let me do a little number cut here because there was a lot that just got added. Yeah. So, yeah, Mike, as we said, we'll send your secretary an invoice. I really appreciate it. I know that if Dylan was here, he would say he really doesn't appreciate it. And I do recognize that. and he tries to make it seem like he's not really mad but i know he's mad um but you guys y'all are much kinder i just can't

imagine not wanting to feed the fam you know like come on well as as you could have seen in my last tiktok video daddy gotta eat Daddy got to eat. Randy, how bad are you at math, dog? You just had another one. Men will plug their podcasts before going to therapy. Okay. How does one certify pre? Oh, I can tell you.

What's up, Randy? I got the total here. Okay. It's a total of 18, and I have them itemized if you would like to know. It's up to you. We got two for Realtor Week, four for his TikTok, one for LinkedIn, three for MicahWeiner.com, one for SaveWithMicah.com, two for Minded MicahPod, one for MWBK, two for Twitter, one for Micah's Read of thek two for twitter one for micah's read a week and one

for backdoor cover truly a profession you love to see it you love to see it randy all right guys it's been real micah thank you so much for popping on and filling in for dylan dylan will be back tomorrow for voicemails and uh we're doing a little coffee friday action this friday for an extra episode this week bing bong. You heard about this? No. Bing bong. We drink coffee on Friday. Wow. You know what we do? No rundown, just vibes.

Whoa. I don't know if I can handle that. A lock hit. Anyway, we'll see you guys later. Bye. Bye-bye. Thank you.