Circling Back - The Demise of Juuls & NFT Festivals

Episode Date: June 22, 2022

Today we discussed the masculine urge to attend a festival with other people who have also wasted their money on NFTs — of course, we're talking about Apefest. We also discuss the demise of Juuls, MLB closers and their weird bits, Brooks Koepka going LIV, This Weekend in Fun, and more. Oh, and Dillon's a noted Chaco Guy now. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low as $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Purchase a Circling Back Candle: www.vellabox.com/circling-back Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (15:15) Apefest Finna Be A Movie (30:15) RIP Juuls (45:14) Sports Time in the Man Cave (58:03) This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors Mizzen and Main: www.mizzenandmain.com (CIRCLING for $35 off) Sunday: www.getsunday.com/steam20 (20% off) Earlybird CBD: www.earlybirdcbd.com (STEAM for 20% off) Liquid IV: www.liquidiv.com (CIRCLINGBACK for 25% off) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the people cave presented by busy hard seltzer the only hard seltzer with vitamin c and superfood acerola my name is will defriest my left david david ruff hello will hello how you doing hello hey man you just called a guy on twitter a narc yeah he was a dark it was micah wasn't like what happened i don't know we'll talk about i'll tell you in a little bit i want to know it has to do with jewels and cigarettes. Oh, shit. Yeah. Who will save his soul?

Yeah. She doesn't smoke cigarettes, though. Her voice is... Are you back in again? Dude, relax. I'm having a great morning. We had a long day yesterday, and it was a great day. Great night.

Feeling good. Feeling good. Feeling strong. Had a belly full of Q. Why don't you tell the people what we did? Do you want me to say it? Our friends, you guys familiar with rollback? I'm wearing the hat right now. Oh, you mean backer 20?

Is our code backer 20? Go use code backer 20. This is not an ad read, but they were in town. We did some content with them, or content. And we stormed the Capitol, Texas Capitol. We went to the Capitol. We mobbed at the Capitol. Better.

Less of an insurrection, more of a... Insurrection. Erection. Right. That's all I got. Anyway, I drank two draft beers last night, so I'm done. So that's all I got today. Bye.

Who made the call to go Lone Star last night? Brett. This guy. Don't you dare. It was Brett. I actually got a picture of Miller Lite and brought it to the table. Thank you. Thank you for doing that.

You told me to go get another picture of Lone Star. That's because Brett was already on the Lone Star train. I was like, all right. But then I went and got a Miller Lite. Enough to know. You. Lone Star should rarely be the first man off the board. Oh, my God.

Should rarely be the first man. Just because I'm wearing Chacos today, you guys are going to come at me like this, and it's not deserved. I don't like the fact that you were like, go get your Lone Star pitcher, and then you were secretly drinking Miller Lite. You're more of a cowboy boots guy than you are a Choco guy at this point. I'm definitely over with your Lone Star. And then you think that Choco guys drink Lone Star, dude?

Choco guys drink hazy IPAs. You'll see that thumbnail I just grabbed. It's already over. We're running three minutes in. We already have a thumbnail. That's sick. You're such a Choco poser. You are. It's bad. Dylan's rocking his poser cruiser yeah we can see we can see your sock

tanned on your chocos i'll put my chalks on i walked across the street to get some tacos yeah what happened i know that rhymes but it's not that's not the point chocos and tacos and i ran the three young ladies who uh offered to uh make out with me really not what you said when you got that yeah yeah they're like i like damn why are you trying to take this movie from being rated r to pg-13 like damn 45 yard walk the 40 40 yard walk to they're like you go behind that building right there and just like make out for about what are they doing just ripping jewels illegal jewels they were they weren't even together either. This was three random interactions.

And that place is only, what, 100 feet away? 130 feet away? Less than 100. If you're a Chaco guy and you're out there listening, I want you to tell Dylan that he's got a lot of work to do before he can start claiming Chaco guy. Oh, from the non-Chaco guy. Okay.

Dylan, I gave you your Chaco. I can't remember what you have to say. I have to say, will does own a kayak yeah capacity yeah i go to dead concerts and own kayaks have you ever seen him in chacos can you pull them off no they did see me in chacos i actually wore them on friday when dave and i were you actually weren't here to see that those questions yeah you weren't here to see that unfortunately my chacos on friday what we did hit me with the chaco yeah and i did the crunchy boy chaco move i was wearing them with my rolled up lululemon uh utilitech pants that's a that's a swagless

poser i'm bringing back the sperry top sider they kind of had a resurgence lately said no one ever but it was with uh it was with some mid socks you know some mid caps one of my claims to fame is that i've never owned sperrys in my life that's an nf confession about me no i had i didn't have the you were the face of a frat blog you can't be proud of that i didn't wear sparrows i had you have no you have to embrace the spare i had bruno mogulis you don't even know about those you're claiming choco guy today but you're putting out major like tfm dorn energy today you're kind of bullying people today whatever you're kind of being a bully don't send don't send a blunt email later but i forgot to mention one of the girls that offered to make out me was when it was your girl actually really yeah she's at work yeah dude she's

actually like helping people get surgery and stop by for um some nice cappuccino over there i saw her really i turn her down because you're my boy. You never had a pair of Sperry's? Never. Not once. It shows you didn't own a boat, dog. I wore Bruno Magli's. You didn't own a boat. Just an elite. You were the elite frat guy.

I was more of the everyman. Yeah, I was. I was elite. What's the everyman frat guy consist of? Sperry's polo. Just a dude who had to buy his stuff at the Owl Mall. What are they? Polo Andrew shorts.

I had some Andrews. Five-incham yeah i had those i had i had one inch inseams you're dangerous to wear didn't don't spare how did you sit down i couldn't did you have to tuck it back i could yeah i was tucked and i had to stand the whole time. Or else what am I going to show? So you just stepped on people's boats marking up their boats since you didn't have non-marking soles like Sperry's have. It's kind of fucked up of you, actually. Is that part of the allure of the Sperry? What about I had Bruno Magli's do you not understand? Dude, I don't care if you did 24 karat gold or what.

Were you making a Bruno Mars show? Yeah. Got it. They're Italian. your boat shoes are probably made in ohio or some shit that's cool we buy american bro yeah not me i'm on that italian leather swag is this is this the same scenario as your italian fedora no that's a panama hat we tried on fedoras yesterday these bruno Monoglies or whatever you're calling them, they're just essentially the Italian Sperrys.

Dave was kind of sick with that fedora yesterday. I might have acquired it. I legit thought that Dave had brought it into the actual, like I thought he had acquired yours and then brought it to the store. Do you still have yours? My Panama hat? Yeah yeah i don't actually did you not want to fly back with it because it would have gotten smushed or you had to wear it i think i wore it back but um in doing so it wrecked the hat wrecked it you didn't wear it on the plane back like hey guys we're on vacation i try to roll it down my arm like fred astaire one point. Yeah. Got a little grease on it.

Mm-hmm. I'm just imagining Dylan on his flight home with his fedora covering his face as he naps on the flight. Wearing my Chacos. I like that this... We didn't even intro Dylan. We just roasted him for seven minutes. He kind of deserves it today a little bit. I grabbed that thumbnail, though.

I wouldn't. We're not even 10 minutes into this podcast, and you think you got the thumbnail? Adam. Yeah. I might pay Adam to just not give you the thumbie. Yeah, don't give him the thumbie. Dave and I are doing a jersey swap later.

You are rocking that Verde. You're going to wear his Henley that he already has coffee on? Yeah. Dude, it came out. I really want Dave's coffee stained Henley right now. you are rocking that verde you're gonna wear his henley that he already has coffee on yeah dude it came out i want i really want dave's coffee stained henley right now it came out pretty easy i'm definitely losing that trade yeah it's not not ideal to trade an actual official austin fc jersey for a coffee stained henley i don't see the the sleep patch man i didn't want to be honest i didn't want the patches okay i didn't want the patches is that did you order that from like Slovenia?

Where'd you get that? I got it from adidas.com. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I think it was a pretty legit source. It's not like my Dallas Stars jersey that someone sent that is clearly fake. Isn't there something spelled wrong on it?

It doesn't say like NLH on it. Yeah. It doesn't say NHL. It says like CHL or something. It's not the right word. Shots to the backer that said that, though. Oh, yeah. Look, I wore it in our Cribs video, which you can check out at Washed Media YouTube.

It's Washed Media. Washed. When you saw mine with the official patch, you got jelly. Mad jelly. I don't know. Are you talking about the MLS patch on the sleeve? I don't know. I think it's mls patch on the sleeve i don't know it's i think it's a sponsor didn't you have to use the patch for a while to quit smoking cigs

jewels actually i don't do free i don't do free sponsors i got jewel patch i couldn't stop puffing i don't do free sponsors on my sleeve sorry dog you went puff puff patch your chest has a sponsorship on a sponsor on it we just only only chest no sleeve i said on the sleeve okay yeah i didn't stutter fair enough man how about those jewels though what can you just have you read the rundown like one time no way he has have you read the rundown the one doesn't know what that is july 9th houston texas we're doing a meetup it's been a long time since we've done a meetup almost a year we gotta make it happen july 9th houston, Texas. We're doing a meetup. It's been a long time since we've done a meetup. Almost a year. We got to make it happen.

July 9th, Houston, Texas. Make arrangements to get there. It's Saturday. That means if you got to drive in that day, drive in that day. You want to fly in? You got all the time in the world because it's not after work on Friday. Make it happen. That's going to be a Chaco situation.

Oh, I might go Chocs. That's going to be a situation where if Dylan's really a Chaco guy, he will wear the Chacos to the meetup. If you have a Chaco tan by the meetup, we can talk. You think I won't wear Chacos to the meetup? That's not what we're saying. Is that what you're saying? I'm just saying if you don't have a Chaco tan by the meetup,

you're not a Chaco guy. I'm not taking these off until it's under, like the high is under 70 degrees. Brittany will make you take these off. No questions asked. I'm not taking these off until the high is under 70 degrees. Brittany will make you take these off. No questions asked. I'm not taking these off until the high is under 70 degrees. Did the Chacos stay on? Honestly, that's soft, dude.

Imagine not wearing Chacos with your wool socks. This shows you're not a Chaco guy, dude. That is too crunchy. You're not a Chaco guy. That is the crunchiest look maybe ever. Are you going to get a Subaru? Longest lasting cars there are. This dude loves ruse yeah because i'm a choco guy you're not pulled up on your tan line dude i have numerous pairs

of chocos i got some ones that i wear on the kayak i got some breakfast chocos that i just wear out like in the mornings breakfast choco yeah they're called tacos dylan said he does not he was not a fan of the choco taco yeah i have some in the day i I have some Chocos al carbón, and they're made out of carbon. Dave, honestly, I just wanted to hate. I've never actually had one. Oh, it was a good chocolate snack. A good chocolate snack. It's a taco with ice cream in the middle, vanilla ice cream, I think.

That sounds pretty dank. I have some Mexico City street Chocos that I wear. I only wear them on the streets of Mexico City. By the way, they're not a sponsor. you're just replacing the word taco with chaco that's all you're doing here i went oppo chaco recently really yeah he said he had he eats breakfast chaco i don't eat that where did i wear why would i eat my chaco and t state was still in the uh the super regional or regional whatever. And somebody was like, guy hit an opposite field home run,

and they called it an Apo Taco. My T-State group text was like, oh, we should make Apo Taco t-shirts. And then they lost the game, and they were done. And I was like, yeah, we're not going to make those. That was my story. This dude said Mexican street Chacos. Yeah, I understand what he said. Are they a sponsor?

Did they pay for this segment? No, they didn't. Dylan just... They're like a sub-sponsor. Like a sponsor sent those to us. Or not even me. Right? What?

Am I right? It doesn't matter. Anyway, Dylan Chivory. Dylan Chivory, ladies and gentlemen. Happy to be here. Hey, can we clear something up? Sorry, Will. No, go ahead. When you left to go to get the coffee,

ordered the tacos, was that Adam, producer Adam, who honked at you? Or was that not... No, that was your girl. No, it wasn't my girl. She's at work yeah it was your girl dude both of our wives have jobs i saw both they're not they're not just walking around trying to like suck people behind buildings and honking at elisa was like damn is that doing sometimes i think you're too horny to live yeah no somebody honked and we were like there was an aggressively

drive by dylan and honking yeah the drive by cone there the honk coincided with adam pulling into the parking lot and we thought that adam just absolutely like alpha'd you in the parking lot did you you said no i'd say no too if i were adam he's he's on front street right now dude imagine getting your ass put by a guy in chacos you wouldn't honk at me please don't threaten producer adam yeah hey we for uh we were uh with the Roback guys yesterday, as Dave said. So we didn't do Dad Pod yesterday. We're doing it this afternoon. It will release on Patreon.

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it's not fire fest level but it is worthy of of criticism yeah so it's i don't think it's considered to be fire fest level at all because i don't think anything's actually gone wrong no it looks like it's pretty well orchestrated except for the the fans just seem like they're not into anything and they did one last year that apparently went really well so this year had some hype going into it but the videos coming out of this look like one of the lamest uh music festivals or just festivals in general that you could have well there's it looks like it's about 400 people disinterested watching lcd i and i'm like how do you how are you in an lcd sound system show and you're not like into it i mean there's about if you had to if you had to break the crowd

down in terms of you know male to female ratio it's all dudes yeah you had to break the crowd down in terms of male to female ratio. It's all dudes. Yeah. What are you trying to say? You can't divide by zero. You're saying it was – I'm saying women are smarter and they don't spend their money on NFT. You're saying it was more sausage fest than ape fest?

Yeah. It really shows who the NFT market is catering to right now. We should just do a sausage fest. Isn't that essentially what Once It Causes is in New Brawfels? Hey, boys. Yeah, Wurstfest. We had Sausage Fest a few years back

down at the saloon. It didn't go well. Let's just say it got out of hand. Too many females showed up. They didn't quite get it. The jalapeno cheddar. We're still paying off those repairs from it. A lot of water damage. I'm sorry.

Yeah. Toilets were clogged for months on end. Amy Schumer opened up. That's how you really want to start your fast with Amy Schumer. I mean, people were shitting on her set. And what I watched, it wasn wasn't great but it wasn't awful nope look i don't know the guys at this place um i don't want to like profile them too much but like they look like the kind of guys that like uh

um maybe play like magic the gathering a little bit don't look at me adam uh maybe kind of guy that like that's that's probably sufficient way to describe them larps like the kind of guy that maybe when he's like getting beers with the the sponsor um requests that they send them a space polo yeah these guys these guys uh go on first dates and pay for it with their own credit card and then after the first date's over and then in their uber on the way home they send a venmo request to the girl that they just ate with yeah i have an lcd these guys only have closets full of clothes that have been marketed to them on instagram well okay i'm gonna give you some credit here you're you're more of an lcd guy than i am yeah but what happened to that that really cool show they did like a few years ago that was like their last one and now they're just doing they're doing nft fest so i think unfortunately what's sad is

that lcd sound system has been a long time fave of mine and they are a perennial you know contender when it comes to the spotify wrapped which i actually need to get really on right now we're kind of getting into the yeah it's time to the latter part of the year you need to craft a choco playlist yeah if you don't if you don't have any like crunchy jam bands you're not choco yeah i want you to get into fish. But after seeing this yesterday, my biggest takeaway was that I don't know if I can listen to LCD Sound System again after seeing what happened at Ape Fest. These guys look like the kind of guys that have a lot of dandruff

and do very little to remedy the dandruff. Yeah. All right. Some people struggle with dandruff. I have a scalp issue, but I'm not offended. Yeah. I'm offended for them. But, like, dude, can I really, like, LCD Sound System has been, you know, they're a pretty,

they're an interesting band. And now they're just playing Ape Fest. And it's clear that they, do they just need money? I gotta say, yes, I did see someone saying that. And I did see someone saying that the lead singer came off as a jerk in the documentary about their last show. I didn't watch it. I don't know. I don't know anything about them.

I do know I like a number of their songs. But I have to say, I'm looking at day two where they're unveiling who's playing. They're getting two artists each night. And they're not telling people who's playing. They had Hayman and Lil Baby. Yeah. Lil Baby's different than duh baby correct yeah yeah different babies no because you don't want duh baby at your nft fest right no beautiful babies

at this nft fest you're exactly zero crumbs of any beautiful babies at this fest right and if they were there if they were there they were on the clock getting paid to work there and do something. Do you think Serge Ibaka was there? Like, just in honor of his NFT. Looking for Brett. Looking for Brett. Who's the guy? I want to shake his hand. Let me shake his hand.

This is a NARP fest. Do you think the one guy that read Randy's column was there, too? Oh, man. I don't know. was that he was actually a deep eddie last night with us they found him i'm sick our interns are just putting out content yeah they're machines they're gonna be on mail in this afternoon don't what did you choose no lines or no red lights that is the question because that's got to be tough for you as much as you like lines i hit you too hard i'm sorry it's red lights and it's it's pretty simple for me

so i don't spend much of my life waiting no see here's the difference between us it showed our age yesterday when this when this question came up if you would rather never have a red light again or never wait in line again it shows our age because we're sitting there just in in traffic and not enjoying ourselves. And meanwhile, these kids are going to bars, concerts, everything like that. And they have a reason to not stand in line. Imagine waiting in line at Ape Fest. I'm waiting to get into this place.

Yeah. I'm waiting in line for my... Do you think Joe Buck's beer was sold there? Not Joe Buck. Troy Aikman's beer was sold there. How much of your life do you think you spend waiting at red lights? Like, total. If you added it all up.

A lot. Like, ever? A lot. Six months. No, more than that. I don't know. I think more than that. That's a long time.

Yeah, but think, like, dude. It's a lot of, I mean, you hit a lot of red lights. As much as you're at Dirty Bill's, there's usually at least seven people waiting outside to get in there. I don't go to Dirty Bills. You are the Dirty Bills guy. I'm sometimes dragged to Dirty Bills by people who really want to go, and I'm a good sport. Like who? Name them.

Who might it be? Klein. I think I've retired from Dirty Bills. Don't do Klein like that when it's really bae. It's bae's friends, and I it's base friends and like i'm like i can't be the guys like nah i'm way to cross the street at wtf wherever it's called wherever those other places are you know i just can't be that guy you are that guy pal not you are that guy i'm a trooper man i like the idea of not having to wait in line to get into a sporting event barbecue are the lines that bad to get into sporting events and stuff

and lines getting out yeah maybe the only place that i thought of that like for a line that's really going to change my life would be airports i'll pull up on the chocos though airports is the only place that like i could say is the one thing that makes me question the red lights part because if you can walk straight up drop your bags off get straight through security go get some breakfast tacos go sit there not have to wait in line to get on the plane not have to wait in line to get off the plane it's it's that's the scenario that i think is most tailor-made for this but red lights like i just encounter those daily and i don't want to deal with that shit

red lights stink baby imagine every light's just green all the time. That's sick. Dylan's a big green light social guy. Very few people know what that is, but it is the worst bar in Austin. Oh, it's not the worst bar in Austin. Dave and I got bullied. We got bullied out of there last time we went there. We were too old.

Will and I just walked in and walked out. I saw one of our old interns there, and once I saw her, I was like, oh, I'm too old to be here. I got sniped making out at that bar remember in your chacos i was wearing chacos stop dude no one's chaco valor no one's ever worn chacos at green light social i promise you it's too because it's too dangerous no it was no someone has dave but it was a dude that went to tech and then came and visited the fraternity here like his same fraternity here and they all wanted to go to green light social and so he went that's probably happened yeah that's scenario yeah yeah but ape fest looks good well we didn't make it this year maybe next year i thought

you just got in from it um i'm a i'm a fraud. Does it bring you a little bit of joy that NFTs and all that shit is just not doing hot right now? It does, yeah. No, because it seems to be tied to the crypto market, and I am leveraged in crypto. So no, I don't like losing money. I don't like when people lose money. How's that Ibaka NFT doing, I wonder? Yeah, again, that's not me, that's Brett.

No, I know. I'm wondering. He he's gonna surprise you nfts were something i just never even i i i definitely thought that crypto was you know something that was viable nfts never felt viable to me and i'm not an i'm not not an analyst this is not professional advice dude i just right click save all the ones i see i have a ton ton of them can i buy one yeah i'll give you a good deal but i'm still gonna hold a copy of it will someone please buy brett sergi bacca from him i'm not talking to either of you guys i'm just talking to to the listeners out there. Will someone just please offer Brett some money? When's Brett's three-year anniversary? You know he listed it for sale for half of what he purchased it for,

and no one's buying it. No one's even snipped it. No, I'm buying it. No, Serge is going to go for like eight and four in like a first-round matchup, and it's going to skyrocket. Meaningful minutes off the bench. Do you think he's playing with that dog in him?

Because he's like, man, I got to help Brett out. I just cost this guy so much money. You know what? That dude was a believer in me. I lost $100 just trying to get into the NFT game with Top Shot, and I never got it back. I just put $100 in my account, and I was like, all right, I'm going to buy one.

And then they were all too expensive. I was like, all right, I'm not going to buy one. You didn't catch it. No, I tried, and i was like all right i'm gonna buy one and then like they're all too expensive i was like all right i'm not gonna buy one you can catch them no i tried and i they were like could take a while and it's that was like a year ago dude get it out it's a hundred dollars go get something buy the dip they don't have a brick and mortar buy the dip i can't go in there like hey i don't have a customer service counter you can walk up to it seems it all seemed very sketchy dude buy the dip d dip, Dave. You got $100. You could probably get like a Sertabaca or something. No, but I think... I could.

Get a Patty Mills bounce pass. Dude, get a Muggsy Bogues throwback. You got to get past Patty Mills. I can't. That's your go-to NBA player. I love Patty Mills. What's the name of your mom's best friend? Patty Mills. My mom's best friend, I think her name's Arlene. Yeah, what's the name of your mom's best friend? Patty Mills.

My mom's best friend, I think her name's Arlene. Yeah, what's the name of your mom's best friend? Yeah, let's do that. I'm curious about Nancy's. Isabel. Debbie. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. Isabel's pretty coming back. Patty Mills. That's a good one, yeah. Patty Mills. Dude, if you're trying to get some side eye from your mom's best friend, I think you might need to go check out Miz and It Made. Ooh.

Yeah. Okay. Or just work. Okay, yeah. We'll do the Miz and It Made thing first. What? No, go. I mean, it's been over 100 degrees in Austin for every day for the last two weeks plus.

And it's certified sweat boy season i'm also going to i got some vacations coming up and i'm going to be packing so whether it's sweat boy season or i need to pack something that's not going to wrinkle as much and something that's machine washable i'm going to mizzen and main baby man their button downs are really spectacular they even have a no tuck version that i wear quite often i will be re-upping my mizzen and main stuff before i go out of town because i need some dress shirts that i know i can put my faith into and i won't have to sweat through them i won't have to i can re-wear them numerous times on the trip talk about the perfect travel shirt it's

perfect because it doesn't wrinkle legit perfect yeah when we went uh we went out of the country a couple years ago and I brought a button down, I legitimately wore it to every nice dinner we went to. And it was like new when I packed it to go home. I was so pleased. Damn. We were talking suits recently. And I made a comment about how many suits a guy in his 20s or 30s should own.

And you should definitely own just the traditional white, like you said. White suit? Oh. What'd you say? I thought you were white, like you said. White suit? Oh. What'd you say? I thought you were talking about like a white suit. No, you should own, everybody should own a white suit, yes. Leisure suit, preferably. But no, that one, like you said, if you're traveling, you're going to your buddy's wedding and you don't want to get the steamer out or have to iron it at the hotel.

Yep. That one's perfect. Yep. It plays every time. And it breathes. It plays every time. I wore it to yours. Shit. Did Dylan wear one to yours? swapped he no showed mine we jersey swapped after the ceremony he plus one

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Huh. Okay. What does it mean for the people who are addicted to jewels? Addicted to jewels. They can't wean off. They're going to have to buy. Dude said wean. No, they're going to have to.

It's a real word. They're going to have to buy black market jewels. Good man too. have to real word you're gonna have to buy black market good band too and it's probably gonna like harm them even more long term yeah they're gonna have to like make their own jewel stuff like kids are gonna be blowing up their apartments trying to make jewel stuff anarchist cookbook is this because of inflation or lunchflation yeah i heard it was vapeflation i don't oh i don't think it's vapeflation i think it's a dangerous they're taking them they're taking them off the uh the market because they want to increase the sale the price of them remember we should talk popcorn lung every week for like a few months straight popcorn lung popcorn lung dude and people got popcorn lung from covid and

we're like all right we should, they got it from COVID. Stop being funny. Was it from COVID, really? No, but popcorn lung, you know, they just... What does it feel like to have popcorn lung? Does it feel like you just have a kernel stuck in there the entire time and you can't get it out? All right, that was one night.

I don't know, man. I think it little spots on your lungs or something, little bubbles or something that's the black lung pop yeah we've all seen zoolander zoolander he's doing zoolander yeah that's zoolander you ever seen that yeah it's pretty funny first movie ever made out to not to brag one of the scars guards is you weren't chacos probably yeah honestly i mean i definitely drove my subaru there did you have chacos in high school uh i had i had chacos but i didn't have the chacos that you would uh assume i had i had the chacos

that were just flip-flops because they are very very uh durable and so i just had the flip-flops so yeah i've been a choco guy for a while though not to brag welcome to the club man thank you finally i've never been a jewel guy though, though, because everyone knows Chaco guys, they don't smoke Juuls, dude. They hand roll their cigs. I mean, I've ripped a Juul a time or two. Back in my periodic smoking days, if you put a Juul in my face and I was a few beers deep, I was going to tug on it.

Honest question, how many total rips of a Juul do you think you've taken in your entire life? 40. 40 rips. 40 would be my max number i don't think i've reached 40 i'm less than two 40 rips wait are y'all counting any kind of vape pen whether it's or just i'm just talking like i'm just talking like the nicotine replacement thing for cigarettes i probably did it a meetup yeah somebody i definitely thought it a meetup. Jules got pressured into it. I definitely had done it at a meetup before. And like smelling salts and Jules. Hey Dave, dude, this is what everybody's doing.

Yeah, why not? Whoever I jersey swap with at the next meetup, I'm going to leave my Jules in the front pocket for you. Is it time to go out and just clear the shelves and buy up a bunch of Jules? Yeah, I mean this could be bad. For you especially, Dylan, you're desperately addicted to these things.

Don't say that. Desperately. He's probably listening and she's going to be like, what? What? Does she not know you're addicted to it? What? What? What?

You know what? There's part of me that's going to miss sitting on the patio of Matt's El Rancho and I'm just enjoying myself. I got my sunglasses on. I can feel the sun beating down on me. I got my sunglasses on. I can feel the sun beating down on me. I got some chips and salsa in front of me, Dave. And I'm going to miss that feeling that you get when you think that there's some sizzle going on behind you and then you look back and there's just a Gen Z kid just blowing smoke into your lungs from his lungs. Previous employer at the first office we all worked or one I worked at. Do you remember the

dude outside of like building one or two that would just toss the biggest clouds big boy clouds like they would just sit there because there was like no wind it was like blocked and it would just sit there and you'd have to walk through it and you'd be like you at first i was like i don't want to walk through that then i was like it kind of smells great he was tossing mondo clouds yeah just like walking through a piece of bubble gum. Did you say what Will and I used to work? Because I worked there too. Nah.

He was on his cumulonimbus shit. It's a type of cloud, Dave. You wouldn't know about that. You've never perfectly executed a cloud nine in a horse game. That's weird because when I believe on the game show that Randy runs, Do You Know It? He asked a question about clouds, and I'm the only one who got all of them correct. I think there was a technicality there where you got some part of it wrong,

but he gave it to you. Actually, I overnamed one of them. We're at the point in the game shows where Randy just kind of feels bad for Dylan, so he's just kind of giving him points on the low. He gave Dylan the last one for sure. You won one, didn't you? My last one can't wait to for to redeem myself next week i'm gonna i'm on a tough run right now is so there's also talk about uh cigarettes just getting complete like we're gonna have diet cigarettes going on biden's trying to take the nicotine out of cigarettes now

the whole squad's just gonna be like not getting head changes when they're when they're drinking beer what are you puffing on dude i don't know when i smoke i just smoke that sticky shit so i don't know dude right right why instead of taking things off the shelves why doesn't biden just make weed legal like all over the place i feel like kids would be less likely to hit jewels if they could just buy weed all the time that's facts i don't know if it's that easy if it was that easy i think it would have been dumb i know probably he should have done it the day he fell off the bike i actually thought trump was gonna do it now he's a commerce guy don't get me started on the orange man oh i take the biggest rips that was he's been out of the the game so

like we get like i don't even know what he said i know yeah like that was probably the the worst thing about him being deplatformed was like now it's like oh man how does that impression go yeah but you still get his emails no i don't did one of y'all put me on that list no someone's going to know they're probably gonna put all of us on this list. Oh, damn it. Jesus. It's William. You guys talk.

William at washmedia.com. Dillion at washmedia.com. And David at washmedia.com. Throw him off the set. Oh, my God. I've got him. We're pulling out for the jewels. They're kind of sick, honestly.

Look at the button. Minus all the dangerous parts of it. They're kind of sick. Oh, jewel. Yeah, you get it? Yeah. Who will toss your cloud? Do you remember what somebody wrote in the bathroom at deep eddie last night it was

already up there no one wrote it like what did it say go ahead dave i'll say it somebody wrote didn't even leave a number just said in bold sharpie i am ready and willing to eat ass here's what i don't get here's what I don't get. Here's what I don't get. Don't clip that. Was it you? No, I was just peeing in the trough, and I looked up, and I was like, huh. We got to clip that. Who brings the Sharpies to the bars to write things on walls about eating ass? It's people who just left a conference room.

They were whiteboarding stuff, and they just were like, oh, I forgot to take it out. I may as well write some ass eating stuff on the stopped by all the bathroom they stopped by on the way to the discotheque they went from the boardroom straight like sally's always got a sharpie in like her pocket and stuff and like she leaves it in her into her scrubs when i put stuff in the washing machine but like i don't see medical professionals just willingly trying to get their ass eaten at d betty what if they're just funny because if he was a real one he really wanted to eat ass he would have left his number he was he said he was ready and willing yeah but like if you read that like okay where is this guy i need to find him our man was suited and booted

ready to go deep how do i contact this man they don't know you sit you wait you don't have to wait in the bathroom at deep eddy for someone to show up and eat your don't have to wait in the bathroom at d petty for someone to show up and eat your ass you have to send out the signal should we put dylan's phone number underneath it plus it was a men's restroom like only dudes are going in there you know okay what's your point yeah you can you can eat ass too if you want dude i don't want to get into like the physics maybe they did with lifetime gym did and they switched the men's and women's locker rooms, and now it's really confusing, and you feel like you're doing something you're not supposed to.

I want to go there just to see how they've been living. Other side. Yeah, what if you walked in and they had bidets and stuff in the women's locker room? They have changing rooms, Will, where if you don't want to get naked in front of the boys, you can just go in a little. I wish I had one of those in high school.

Do they have femme products in there? If they did, they probably took them out. Oh. Femme products? Changing rooms. Yeah, they don't want immature people like you just sticking tampons up your nose. Why are men not given that same...

We have Q-tips. We have mouthwash. I'm talking about the changing rooms. Oh. You know what? Because we can't handle it. Maybe you don't want other men to see your meat. I'm talking about the changing rooms. Oh. You know what? Because we can't handle it. Maybe you don't want other men to see your meat.

It's the masculine urge to get naked in front of other men. Men are dirty. There's already dudes who go up there and just shave and don't even clean the sink. Or they just leave it all on the floor, just walking out, winning the pooing and shaving their head. People are nasty. It's bonding, dude. Men are gross. No, it's not. No, dude.

Men need to be naked together. I learned that last night while watching Hot Tub Time Machine as I fell asleep. men need to be naked together i learned that last night while watching hot tub time machine i fell asleep together yeah they need to be no i guarantee part of the bonding experience who does that he'd be like well i pay for it so i mean i guess i can just uh shave my pubes and leave them on the floor oh no one's done that they probably know they have the guys who shave their head and leave the hair all over the sink revolting human beings. You belong in jail. Just like a couple days, just to think about it.

If you're listening right now and you've done that, we don't like you right now. Yeah, stop listening. No, you keep listening, but think about what you've done. Can I ask if this is trash or not trash? Suspend yourself for one week from listening to Circling Back. Can I ask if this is trash or not trash? You don't have to reload. Every two weeks, we have someone arrive at our place and clean our place.

Not a big clean, but they just do the things that we don't really want to do. And I have an alert on my phone for the night before to trim my beard the night before into the sink so that I know that I won't have a dirty sink with my beard clippings for the next like week after that. But you clean up, right? I clean up mostly like i do as good of a cleanup as i can get but without doing what i would consider to be a deep clean there's probably a few stragglers there but i feel like guilty doing it even though i think that like it's probably a good move for me it's it's kind of a sorry move like kind of but i'm

not leaving it all there for her i understand why you're doing it but i think you should make an effort to clean up all of your hair. It's just difficult. I don't want to get out like a scrubbing sponge and shit. It gets all stuck. It's kind of sorry. It's not that dirty. Like, it's truly not. Can I ask you a question?

I'd trim out some. In the ballpark? I can't do that. Also, don't you have a mirror? You need a mirror, right? Well, I do the heavy lifting outside, and then I touch up the edges inside in the sink, and I rinse it all down.

I never thought about doing it outside. I don't hate that move. Or in the shower. Yeah, but I need a mirror. They have the suction cup ones, but they fog up too quickly. You know a steam shower boy through and through? Dave knows about suction. I have a question.

Yeah, I sit next to the siphon. I've got a question. What do you guys use in your kitchen sink for like do you use the wand like for scrubbing dishes purposes or do you go brillo pad the same one we have in our kitchen here that's why i bought that one because i like how which one is it it's a little um rubber round handle thing that you fill with the soap and then the bristles that stick out and so you can squeeze the soap into the bristles while you while you scrub it's pretty cool i don't usually talk about my cleaning products publicly but i have a wand the one you load up with the detergent yeah we use that yeah they call me they call me wanda sykes because i'm nice with it wanda uh-huh

don't look at me for support man well dude the only reason i use the wand isn't because i actually enjoy the wand i just don't want my hand to smell like that that terrible sponge when your hands start smelling like sponge it's stressful i'm anti-sponge sponge hand you have to be okay you have to be pro sponge in some capacity one time and like yeah it's great but then the second time like oh the sponge has been like like it absorbed all these germs and all this water it's just disgusting now it's pretty sad what's happened to that the the non-spongeable token market there's crashing i agree clip that sponges are gross man don't really clip that it's my official take on smart just picks up his belly that's a cold take no you're cold no sponge sponge water is some of the worst water

well it hits you at the wrong time too you're just trying to eat like a bite of yogurt and suddenly you're like oh my god it smells terrible yeah i'm just trying to bite into this choco taco and i just got sponge hand yeah i'm trying to eat a breakfast taco in my breakfast chocos and it just reeks was that a haiku you gotta stop dog why you're doing a lot wanda sykes out here you already did that yeah i did i did that's all right though dude you know what really stinks sponges i've been driving through my neighborhood lately a lot of houses been been hit in the market. I'm looking at these dudes and their lawns are just garbage. What's up with this?

If you really want to sell your house, don't you want to make everything look as pleasing as possible and just have a nice lawn without all those harsh chemicals? Well, it's tough, man. It's tough. We're in a drought. And if you're not prepared, if you don't have the proper stuff from Sunday, you're in trouble. Man, Sundays, it's just the best. Yeah. I mean, it's made with ingredients that you can actually pronounce, like seaweed, iron, molasses, and the best part, it actually works.

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He wasn't a relief pitcher. Oh, was Farnsworth a relief guy? No, Farnsworth, I don't remember. I think he had a little stint with the Tigers, actually. I've never bought in on pitchers with glasses, like Eric Gagne and stuff. Why not? I don't know. Pitchers got a c2 yeah but like

i just think that closers do certain things just to like they do do things and i think half the time they don't actually need the glasses they just want to wear some clear oakleys why do so many pitchers specifically closers have to have just like asshole facial hair it's the worst is it because they're bored? They have too much time on their hands? I don't know. Dude, 162 games. Is it distract? Are you trying to distract a hitter?

Like you're getting, some of these guys are getting like, like three outs every four days. They're just bored, man. It's good work if you can get it. Yeah. Yeah. Who's the relief pitcher?

I'm 58, so I never. Who looks at the, he looks, he goes like like that he has his arm out while he's looking at the catcher signals that's this is a question i'd ask you he was like the goat for a little bit not the goat i can't remember he played for the brave but it's so annoying there's no point in doing that no point stop being a what's your routine stop being a dick no it's not that's not his routine and you're sitting there in the batter's box you're like why is this guy being this guy? Oh, look.

He just threw a pass. Greatest closer of all time. Didn't have any bits. Mariano? Mariano. He had a bit. Say a bit. Was that his bit?

He was nice with it, man. If that was his bit, that's a great bit. A bit. He backed it up. His song he came out to. He was tight, but I was supporting the Red Sox at that time. He had one pitch. Yeah.

He was nice with it, though. Yeah, clearly. Trevor Hoffman is like a change-up throwing closer. What are you doing? I've been asking that same thing. A change-up? That's your go-to pitch when I was a kid I thought a change up was just when you like acted like you're gonna throw it really hard and then

you just slowed down at the last second that wasn't what it was at all no it's not it has to do with the spin and the delivery of the ball well you hold the ball in such a way that you can't put much on it so your arm speed is the same as a fastball but it doesn't come out like a fastball yeah it's not when you just rear back and flex up. No, just kidding. Yeah, it wasn't that. That's probably why I pitched a total of two games. Dude, I hit him with that slur.

Couldn't touch my shit, Dave. I'll blow it past you. Make like an idiot. I don't trust your accuracy. I would never let you pitch to me. Are you serious? Yeah, I am. I hit him with a spitball.

Spitball, huh? What's the sound? Spittoon? What's it on in there? Baby Ruth, not just a candy bar. A snot ball, huh? Pitchers have the best pitch. They threw like 74

back then. Yeah, you were really bringing it. No one brought it. You were really bringing it. No one was clearing 100 back then. No,

of course not. In the 60s? Joel Zumaia would have been Nolan Ryan if he was pitching back then. I'm thinking like Babe Ruth. Oh, you're talking back then.

When everybody pitched like the shmeet from Hook when he pitched into Jack. He's just got like the windup that lasts 17 seconds. Big fly ball, I feel. All Swiftfoot, McGee, tracking it down. Yep. There's that. And he's got a catch. To what? Roger catch. To us.

Roger Dawn. Roger Dawn. 0 for 4 today. Dude, you just wore a suit to the game. Yep. You sat in Dylan's fedora. Yeah. You put the fedora on for the game.

Everybody looked like they were about to go do a St. Valentine's Day massacre. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Checking for the Tommy guns at the exits. So you can't bring a Tommy gun into the game. Yeah, this seventh inning stretch is brought to you by Cracker Jack. You can't do any game on. Don't get popcorn lung.

FDR really held us down. Stupid. So yeah, Brooks goes to the live tour and Kyle Farnsworth and sports illustrated dude i cannot believe that brooks kapka the guy who refuses to eat steak in the states took the bag i can't believe that we all saw this coming i don't know why like his brother went and and we weren't sold that he was gonna go you think i didn't know he had a brother dude wouldn't it's like i'm not i think his brother

going was a bigger factor than literally anything else because if you're brooks and you're a multiple time major winner and your brother is making more money than you because he went to the live tour aren't you kind of like butt hurt by this is that actually true like your your brother's buying your like mom like a new house and shit and you're just sitting over there with your trophies feeling like a boner i mean he made a significant amount of money on the tour. How much, though? I don't know. Look it up.

He's doing fine. Yes. I hate this. You know he went to Schrick's? Not Schrick's. Yeah, I think he switched club manufacturers, but then he ended that like two weeks ago. Yeah.

So these guys are losing sponsors. He's made $34 million in his career. But after taxes, it's nothing. That's just tournament money, right? Yeah. That include endorsements. Yeah, correct. But still like the money that these guys are getting for the live tour,

they're getting a lot of, they're getting a lot of money. He's probably, no, I guess, I guess Chase Kapka is not getting, he's not getting too much. He was already, already so hateable to me. Now I just despise the guy. I can't stand brooks if you've never had it that chateaubriand you know i bet you he does eat steak here i bet you he does i think he's slow he does not slop him up though there's no way there's nothing dangerous about his nights no can you imagine trying to slop up a steak in front of brooks and henderspeed like dude why would you disrespect the meat like that yeah and you're like you know what you've got a point but

yeah no why don't you just let me live shut up brooks that's really valid intended he's doing the thing what was the kid what was the kid rocks on with the primo charge man you're asking us please don't tell me how to live. You really had to act like you didn't know it. It came to me out of nowhere. Dude, I can't believe it. Your recollection of Kid Rock songs.

I actually associate that song with you for some reason. You were into it for that 24-hour stretch. I was into walking around and saying the chorus. To my wife's dismay. She'smay so can you stop doing the kid rock chorus like no i can't actually she's like we got a kid he's very impressionable is he a recurring guest on tucker carlson though probably like what's his deal this isn't the kid rock that i grew up with this isn't the this isn't the bull god that i used to know and love. How did he pull the grift of like painting himself off as like just like this dude in a trailer park guy?

And then it's like, dude, no, this is the house you grew up in and it's a very, very nice home. There's more to that than what people are willing to talk about. Well, I don't know. I think he was somewhat estranged from his parents for a while

when he was a minor too. I'm not trying to tell him how to live. Yeah, exactly. I'm not trying to... Actually, take back what I said. I'm not trying to justify anything kid rock's done does kid rock take the bag from the lip tour he would absolutely no he would say he didn't want to and then he would eventually just do it i've never seen someone's politics flip-flop more than kid rock's politics have throughout his entire career some of these politicians in washington flip-flop

yeah that's classic what if i move this mic to the middle of the table you bitch shut up we're talking about kid rock i can't i can't i'm looking right at your face and it's just They flip flop. Yeah, that's classic. What if I move this mic to the middle of the table? Dude, bitch, shut up. What are you, like- We're talking about Kid Rock. I can't, I'm looking right at your face and it's just all mics. Can you not move it mid-pop? Yeah, it's mic, I'm not gonna move right now, but I wanna talk about moving it right now.

You probably got nine minutes left. It's right. It couldn't have waited. I can't look at Will's face. It's really annoying. That's not, you're right. You're right. You're on the mic with Mike.

I'm just saying, like, it doesn't have to be right here. It doesn't. You could do like I do on live streams and just hold the mic well so people don't know this but when we got the new studio dylan requested that instead of having like the physical like mic attached to the table in front he wanted the britney spears microphone that came off his ear also the cole campbell microphone the tech talk the darn talk remember when you you did that for Also the Cole Campbell microphone. The TED Talk. The Dorn Talk. Remember when you did that for the first time? It may have been on touching base, and you absolutely crushed it. It sounded just like Britney.

It's Britney, bitch. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Man, she really brought it, didn't she? Did you see her uh like first husband crashed her wedding got arrested no got before that i believe i don't know his name maybe after i don't

know but he crashed the wedding he didn't crash the wedding it wasn't in like a fun way it wasn't like a hey yeah lock it up man uh don't you lock it up you guys seen that it's really good You guys seen that? It's really good. Vince Vaughn. Rule number 54. Dude, man. No excuses.

Play like a champion. God. You wore your top siders to the wedding. One of the most over-quoted movies. Justifiably so. That or Anchorman. You have to cut out one of them. No quotes for the rest of your life.

Oh, Anchorman's not even close to being in the same stratosphere to me as Wedding Crashers is. I think they're both over-quoted. It's probably Wedding Crashers. Anchorman's really, really funny, but Wedding Crashers was the hardest I'd laughed in theaters up to that point. It was a great movie. It might be the hardest I've laughed in theaters ever. I didn't like how simpy Owen got at the end. Like, dude, why don't you calm down? Why?

She's with Sac. It's Rachel McAdams. You want to go ride bikes? one's leaving sack for oh yeah no dude sack sex like a private equity guy yeah i don't know i kind of want to be brother-in-law with todd yeah shout out todd yeah it's a good painter luke we saw luke wilson at a restaurant recently and he was using his flashlight as a he was using his cell phone flashlight on the menu how i'm before john's doing that you've already got the big dude i did it i had to do it at longhorn steakhouse yeah you got the big ass text no i don't dylan says like hey how are you and it takes up the entire screen

get out of here with that man did you have to make the text more when you screenshotted britney's response to your chocos i have very good eyesight actually thank you very much that's a dorn take i do it's 2012 that you wish it was 2012 again i'm pretty happy with 2022 yeah it was a decade ago where does the time go man i just started at grand x and look at you now grandiose execution you're not dorn really you're you're dylan to us they actually got the execution that's sick i wonder if people even knew what that meant until the fact that i know like i remember just asking just asking someone, what does this mean? Randios Execution. Speaking of executions, you see where they, like, beheaded 81 people at, like, one time? We were talking about a different kind of execution.

Oh, okay. Sorry. Yeah. And they executed. The Live Tour actually acquired Grand X. They're the official media outlet for them, though. They're going to do all the podcasts and stuff. That's awesome.

It's a matter of time, right? Before, like, they launch. Like, the Live Spin, like, goes after the influencers and like hey man i'm surprised well i don't know if they give you 20 million dollars you're gonna go after no laying up but why haven't they they've already are there is there anyone out there that has like a live podcast that they're like all in on there's gotta be like you know how jay bone like he got into f1 it was like i'm starting a targeted f1 podcast and he's done a very good job with it there's got to be. You know how J-Bone, he got into F1 and was like, I'm starting a targeted F1 podcast. And he's done a very good job with it. There's got to be someone out there who's just shameless.

They're like, I don't care. I'm going in on the live stuff. And I'm being the go-to guy. You have to look at that stupid scoreboard every week. I still can't read the scoreboard, dude. If they want their names to get out there, they can't abbreviate the names on the scoreboard. You can't just be making these no-namers even like you can't modify a no-namers name then you got the no-namers name that's named no name yeah who is this

asshole getting paid blood money yeah i said it you've seen blood diamond sick movie it's pretty good vassy diamond that's what he says okay it's my favorite part of the movie because he's naked I'd like to talk about my weekend now oh I guess it's time for Dave's weekend this weekend in fun baby presented by Liquid IV dude

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school with they're not currently in high school um okay you're gonna show them how to throw that famous dylan uh 12-6 curveball yeah i will um yeah i might might step out in my chacos for a little bit give them a spin around town see what kind of attention i get but no it should be a pretty chill weekend actually i don't have i don't. But no, it should be a pretty chill weekend, actually. I don't have much. I think it's going to be pretty hot this weekend, actually. Tomorrow, which is not really the weekend, but Kleiner will be here. We're playing golf with Kleiner.

Intern. His name's Klein. Intern Kleiner. And then we're going to dinner with Klein. And it should be fun. Should be a good time. And that's all I really have, guys. It's going to be a long, long afternoon and evening tomorrow. Look, I might have to get y'all to take me to the emergency room tomorrow because it's going to be so hot.

Nine is in play. I just want to say that. Oh, that's soft. I'm wearing my sun hat tomorrow. Just wear that fedora. Yeah, wear your fedora on the course, dude. I don't own one. If I did, I might wear it.

Major Chi Chi Rodriguez vibes. I'm going, dude. I don't own one. If I did, I might wear it. Major Chi Chi Rodriguez vibes. I'm going bucket hat. I'm going sun hat. I'm having a major bucket hat issue lately, Dave. A sun hat's a bucket hat with a wider brim. Awesome, man. You want to hear my issue? I really like my bucket hats.

And I really want to wear them while I play golf in this heat. But I don't want to ruin them by sweating through them. Yeah. It's really stressing me out. Welcome to my world, man. Like, I don't want to not wear a bucket hat in this heat, but I also don't want to sweat through my bucket hats. Sometimes I switch hats mid-round.

That's just me. But my weekend, not much going on. Thursday looks good. I think I'm going to start the offer. Oh, with Miles Teller. Yeah, I finished Peaky. And let me tell you, A-plus final season, if that was indeed the final season.

I don't really know. But really good. Were there any bloody crime scenes? I was told a number of them. I don't want to spoil it, but yes, people were murdered in a bloody fashion. Were there any red weddings? No. Nice day.

I'm going to be laying low. Thank you. I yield my time. Awesome. Yeah, your boy's got just a huge weekend lined up. Your boy will be going to washington dc it's actually pronounced washington washington dc oh you actually have something significant good yeah um god's got a i got two friends that live there i've never visited dc it's it was my time they've

already come to austin and visited here it was time to complete the home and home. I'll be going to Washington, D.C. I'm going to do a little sightseeing one day. Not sure where we're going and what we're sightseeing. But other than that, it's going to be chill time. Hanging with the squad. Getting the kids together. Letting them play outside with each other. Okay.

It's going to be fun. It's going to be fun. Yeah. Not exactly a party trip, as you would say. We're not going to be hitting the bars. It's going to be nice the bars. It's going to be a nice chill time. Be careful. I think there might be some Supreme Court opinions about the drop in the next couple of days.

That's why they're calling me in, Dave. They're calling you in? Yeah. To siphon out all the bad energy? Yep. I'm draining the swamp one gulp at a time. That's disturbing to think about. That's the sound of him draining the swamp.

I'm just glugging that swamp into my mouth and spin to somewhere else please stop oh yep kavanaugh's been he's been wanting to ask me some questions about your site about your glugging yeah he's like how do you fit so much liquid in your mouth i'm trying to drink beer faster lately you wouldn't get it i drink one single beer beer tastes good dylan's kind of over this glugging the swamp thing it's just the imagery is disturbing why you glugging swamp water i don't know or just sucking anything you said the other day you'll suck anything if it's worth sucking i think you said wouldn't anybody if you look at if you looked at something that was worth sucking when you'd be like i'm gonna suck on that if you could save the country just by glugging some swamp water you wouldn't do it i mean i suppose i might i just don't i don't have ever actually been to a swamp are you kidding i was born in the swamp are you where you're born here i was born in the slop in austin like you're born

in north austin i was born in downtown well yeah it was north austin 35th street it's not very sloppy yeah i feel like it's pretty like taken care of up there yeah it's a nice hospital they got some nice restaurants around there too yeah yeah there were nurses and doctors yeah yeah yeah i was born in a hospital okay so you weren't born in the slop nor the swamp. Shout out to Seton. Me and Bay both, actually. Same hospital. Randy was born in the same hospital as that one waiter we met.

That did happen. That was the main talking point in that dinner. That was kind of a fun fact. He's like, oh, wow. I'll be damned. And he's like, all right, well, I'm going to leave you all alone. You need anything else? You guys want another bottle of wine?

No, we're good, man. The fun facts. Well, enjoy DC. I'm excited for you. I'll report back. I'll report back. Don't get anxiety from the subways. You probably know subways better than I did.

But they're very just... I don't think we're taking the subway anywhere. Don't get anxiety from the subways. You probably know subways better than I did, but they're very just... I don't think we're taking the subway anywhere. Aren't y'all... Okay. Hey, you should go to Fort Theater, man. Where Abe got capped. Put one in him. Abe Lincoln?

He got shot? You're talking about the assassination. Yeah, John Wilkes Booth. You hear about this guy my booth my booth bad guy not not good you follow me okay walked into the theater opened up the curtain you see where i'm going with this yep have the toolie on two in the back of his head you follow me was it two i don't know and he ran out probably just one's probably all you need i don't know imagine just sitting there vibing out to like

you know a play it's a mid play i love a good play do you think there are people in there that thought it was part of the play and they're like oh my god why what if what if what if what if aziz was in there well they just showed that dude the balcony oh that's that's the president this is crazy oh my god it's like a better cheese it's not funny get me a guy killed yeah yeah this but it's a time has passed good guy too by all accounts don't say that so flippantly as you look at your watch i got a buzz on it yeah good guy check your rings it says're going to put this in the paper tomorrow. Abe! He wasn't there, though. As far as I know, Aziz was not there.

It wasn't an Aziz show? Those timelines don't add up. What? Everyone clear out! So stupid. Tip your waitress, though. What if it was actually AbeFest? It was AbeFest? It was Abe Fest.

It was Abe Fest. Abe Fest. He showed his NFT to get in. You had to show your honest Abe NFTs. They were doing surprise acts. Yeah. He showed them his spud web throwback NFT. Spud web. Oh, boy.

All right. Bye. oh boy alright bye