Circling Back - The Fajita Bandit & Bachelor Finale

Episode Date: March 16, 2022

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all right we're back circling back podcast presented by busy hard seltzer the first hard seltzer with superfruit ac acerola, and vitamin C. My name's Will DeFreeze. To my left, David Roth. Happy 316 day to those who observe. Can I get a hell yeah? That's pretty good. Stone cold. Wasn't that good?

Stone cold. Wasn't that good? Oh, hell yeah. That's my stone cold. I just Wasn't that good. Wasn't that good. Oh, hell yeah. That's my Stone Cold. You do one. I just Stone Colded two invisible beers. Do the voice. Because Stone Cold said so.

That was the worst. You have made... I'm just saying that. Dylan's got major... He was a rock guy during the Stone Cold rock era. I didn't go through a wrestling phase. I did like the rock as well. But Stone Cold will always be number one. I think Stone Cold, historically speaking, will always be my number one.

But I'm not too big to admit that there was probably a time. Not probably. There was a time during their rivalry where I went team rock. Dude, he did that eyebrow raise and it was game over. He was electric. He was electric. But when Stone Cold rolled out the, was it Miller Lite? The Miller Lite truck and just hosed everyone down with a bunch of Miller Lite.

That's when I was like, all right, this is the guy. He was pretty sick. I was always a Jake the Snake guy. Well, that's very, very old school. Yeah, dude. Because he had a snake with him. Big, I don't know, python or some shit cool so did britney spears in her vma performance i also fuck heavy with britney spears still mad morning for

that i'm a slave for a will and dave what it was a course truck tap the rockies baby man i was he doing a play on tap the rockies was he trying to spray the rock there was probably some money involved maybe a sponsor maybe that was a brand activation you gotta think there's something to call me crazy but i don't think it was actually beer oh hell yeah that was pretty good that's pretty good i love him man he's got an all-time voice he was the greatest all-time entrance the fact that he made arenas pop when he when the glass breaks i don't know when people don't expect i didn't even know stone cold is in the building then you just hear that and then just people go they lose their shit they literally just start shitting their pants pissing

their pants other things bleeding what are you doing and bleed that's what happens that's the effect he has on people it's 316 day i want you to show some respect to the king no one's no one shat their pants you don't think you don't think anyone shat their pants when Stone Cold came out? No. Boy, you got a lot to learn, boy. Has anyone ever made more money wearing jorts than him? Dude, don't Judy Gemstone me. That's a good question.

I don't know if anyone's ever stacked as many stacks as he has wearing jean shorts and only jean shorts. Dude, jorts are low-key back. Stop. Tell me I'm wrong. You don't know anything about fashion. Jorts are terrible you don't know shit about fashion you're right jorts were fashion's all subjective people forget that or objective one of the two same the same thing really randy uh hey hey what happened out in the hallway earlier when you guys were taking a tink break before this podcast? It wasn't in the hallway.

Let me take everyone back real quick to a story that happened about five minutes ago. Dave and I got a little pre-recording tink off, as we usually do. Did you guys cross swords? We don't always stand next to each other at the journals, but we did this time. There was a gentleman in the stall. And for the first minute or so we were in there, it was pretty quiet. 90% of the time we were in there was fine. It was fine.

And then, as Dave was finishing up his business and headed to the sink to wash his hands, this dude let out probably the loudest fart, like pre-poop fart I've ever heard in my life. It sounded like an F-16 was taking off dude i thought for a minute you did it with your mouth it sounded fake it sounded like he used his

mouth to like just make us laugh like i'm see how loud i can do this he was so loud that's what he did there's no doubt the people out in the hallway could have heard if they were standing when y'all were chopping it up at the urinals he had veiny face kid meme face going and then he couldn't take it any longer he must have like i don't think he realized what was happening i feel like he thought he was getting you know just gonna have a normal maybe silent or i bet what really happened he had headphones in headphones affect all volume you can't do y'all gotta stop wearing headphones in the stall yeah don't do that that's weird I'd rather have people listening to full audio on their phone than having headphones on in the stall.

That's a level of comfort that's just too much for me. It was so loud. Yeah, I couldn't handle it. I'm 12 years old. So should we, now that we're like, we've signed our lease to go to our new lodge, new office, new studio, whatever you want to call it. Maybe the clubhouse. I like that. I don't like that um that stinks should we just go like scorched

earth here i know they've been pretty good to us we have a security deposit and the neighbors the neighbors like us they give us free food what do you want to do like go kegger like fork their lawn or like tp stuff should we fill the moat with coors light oh we should throw the regular trash in the recycling bin should we get an alligator and put it in the moat yeah we could brand it with like the washed logo that'd be sick can you brand alligators um i don't see why not it's skin i'd feel guilty leaving an alligator here i i'd feel so bad that we'd have to bring it to the new office then we just have a pet alligator i find out the name of the uh young lady next

door who's been so kind to us so laura laura i actually knew that thank you for all the breakfast tacos for the fud ruckers for uh the the golden chick the golden chicken express yeah every pizza Golden Chicken Express. Golden Chicken. Golden Chicken Express. Yeah. Flosky's Pizza. Laura, you're a real one. You're our real one of the week. Pizza Hut. Mmm. Dave's fave. Can't help Pizza Hut, man. I've been saying that for a while.

Stop it. Glad y'all are on board. Hey, I just want to say, I filled up my gas tank yesterday. Oh, yeah? Did you fill it up or did you siphon from your neighbor? It's not cheap man i i uh i paid for it and i just want to i'm looking you paid that's good that you paid for it though i am looking for a tiktok influencer who can explain to me what's going on with like the

gas prices do you guys can you point me in the right direction like i'm just looking for someone on the talk to be like hey here's what's going on with gas prices. Then maybe go from that and pivot into maybe just some geopolitics. Maybe tell me what's going down in Ukraine. I'm just wondering if you can point me in that direction? You're a

TikTok guy. I'm not. You're a TikTok sensation. I've gone viral on TikTok several times, but I'm not a TikTok guy, really. No, you're not viral until you get a million views you're not viral they get a million views a million likes you gotta get a million likes shut up jay bone go follow formula bone i think he was right honestly like the more i learn about tiktok it's easy to catch fire on there yeah tiktok's definitely not gassing up their views did my cringe talk in the elevator?

That went megavide, didn't it? It's just weird to me that a lot of people get on TikTok and then their second or third TikTok goes crazy viral and it almost sucks them into TikTok even more. It's just weird to me how that works out. Happens more than you think. What? Explain that. what it's explain that if you look at tiktok and you go on if you're on people's profiles or whatever it's not uncommon for someone to have a very a tiktok very early on in their their

creation of their account oh uh absolutely pop and then juice yeah and suddenly they're like oh shit this app is amazing look at all my Yeah. And suddenly they're like, oh shit, this app is amazing. Look at all my notifications. And then suddenly they're posting all the time. It's the Facebook article method. Yep. I'm just saying. Give you a little taste and then they'll take it away from you. A lot of podcasts aren't, you know, they're a little afraid to talk about big TikTok. Not us.

No, we'll go there. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Well, damn. I got bad news for the squad. No coffee Friday this Friday. Yeah, I know, man. We'll be drinking coffee at a clubhouse somewhere.

Maybe coffee with a little bourbon in it. Never been a fan of that flavor profile. Yeah, I think I would rather do Kahlua or something like that. Bailey's Irish Cream. Bailey's. We're doing Irish coffees at June's for our wedding reception. Cool. I don't drink Bing Bong afternoons, so.

Well, it's, okay. What's the martini budget looking like for your early afternoon reception? It's going to be, we're going to have a few signature drinks, and then it's going to be open bar. It's on our tab, so let's take it easy. What's Dorn's signature cocktail? You doing Dave's?

I'm doing a Mezcal Negroni. Oh, okay. What's Bae's signature cocktail? She wants to do an espresso martini. Okay. All right.

That's a really easy one to whip up. Yeah. Yeah, the bartender's going to be psyched. No, when is this deal? My wedding yeah you got did you get the invitation i don't know we don't check the mail very often we don't our mailbox is down the way go check it i think it might be the same weekend that you and i got that tea time at lahita's oh lahita strong we'll try to get there we'll try to get there man i

gotta stop doing the podcast for randy i just say things and look at him to see how he reacts. I know. He's really throwing my game off. You can tell whenever I feel good about something I say because I immediately look at Randy on camera. And I've gotten called out for it before. Dave, check your mail. I will.

Did you send it digitally? Like a computer letter? No. Or is it like in the actual mailbox? Check your hard mailbox. Oh, yeah. Hard-ass mailbox. Oh, yeah.

Check that hard mailbox. Yeah, I'm going to fucking check it yeah oh man let me see that hard mailbox oh my god i'm gonna put the key in it open it up oh no there's another key inside there must be a package did you move into an apartment complex that's how our mailbox is oh really it's community one so if there's a package oh okay like when i get my when i get my bing bong shipped to me i don't know why i did that voice when i get my coffee shipped to me it goes in the mailbox but in like the special one that you have to have another key for real exciting stuff glad to be here happy 316 day to those who observe we drew we dropped circling dad on the patreon yesterday patreon.com Back Podcast. Answered a bunch of questions.

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What? Why you giving me like-ass face, Dave? What? Why are you giving me, like, a toothy smile? It's better than... What? What do you want, a gummy? Don't get dirty with a fool. You want a gummy? Like, even early bird will take one. No, that's just how I look.

That's the face that I have sometimes. I don't know what you're talking about. Okay. Okay. Dave, since you're the lawyer here, can you do me a favor yeah can you explain to me why this man has been in jail since 2017 with the fajita bandit i didn't read the story randy is now the time to play the clip or should i wait to play the clip a little bit yeah this is a story we talked about he's a public servant formerly hey dylan shut up jesus david He's a public servant formerly. Hey, Dylan, shut the fuck up. Jesus, David.

Go ahead. Go ahead. No, this is clearly your story. Don't you just take over, man. Just cut me off. No, I'm sorry. Go ahead. To be fair, Dylan, I did ask him.

I did ask him. It's a story we first talked about on a now canceled podcast called Touching Base. Why did it get canceled? Did we say something controversial? Because we went too too hard we were the bad boys of podcasting i don't know man that's a good question for another day um yeah so this story is from 2017 originally there's an update to it well dave go ahead man no it sounds like you had a grasp on it. No, go ahead. You guys either need to kiss or fight. I'll watch both. So disrespectful.

Do you need to re-ask me or does the original question still stand? The original question stands. Can you give us an overhead view of why this man was sentenced to 50 years for stealing $1.2 million worth of videos? State records indicate when Gilbert Escamilla, 57, is eligible for parole. Why? Gilberto. Because he has been sentenced to 50 years for stealing $1.2 million worth of fajitas over a period of nine years. He is a public servant. He worked in the juvenile food department, basically feeding the kids in juvie.

And he was ordering fajitas, a lot of them, and then selling them to restaurants. He was selling black market fajitas. I was going to ask if he was flipping these fajitas or if he was just eating them all himself. No, he's flipping them on the low-low. Not low enough, though. So Randy actually pulled a clip from our original segment

that we did on this. You're going to hear a familiar voice here in the form of Michael Weiner. Oh, man. Former producer of Touching Base. Those are the days. Are you guys ready to hear this clip that I have not listened to yet? Yeah. Let me just say this was 2017, so this is pre-pandemic.

Times were different. Different times, different, you know, just different times. So anything that's said, you have to just use the context. Here we go. Closing the identities of the alleged purchasers could compromise their investigation. So we will find out, I'm sure, but in time. So how does this guy go about acquiring his customer base? Like, does he just walk into like a Matt's El Rancho and just say, hey, can to can i talk to somebody in the back kitchen dude he's like sit down and like like twirl something

on the table no no he has a briefcase he just pops it open and it's like it's got a yeti insulation i'm still stuck on the uh el chapo fajitas y'all know he's my favorite drug lord he's the best he's a fajita don just a chapo hey dude if he opened if he opened up his uh like one briefcase and it was just a skillet that was just flaming hot and then he opened up another briefcase and it was he just dumps it all on there that would be the most legendary back office move of all time the guy just he gets like his finger and he just kind of rubs it on the meat and just puts it on the tip of his tongue it's like rubs it gums. Yeah, no, that's the key. The presentation.

As you know, they got to be sizzling. If they're not sizzling, then nobody's buying. You send it back. So what kind of time is this guy looking at? He faces two to 99 years in prison. That's a wide range. $1.2 million of taxpayer funds. That's a substantial...

The articles I've seen doesn't say the time frame has been running this scheme, but, man. We were better podcasters back then. We were just raw, you know? Yeah, this is us again now. This is current us. We were just young kids just trying to make it in the dog-eat-dog world of podcasting,

just shooting from the hip, and now we're just old men just being lame i dropped a free my man's um referencing el chapo which very deservingly belongs behind bars el chapo yeah yeah i think bad dude i think most people would agree to that but he kind of has swag which is what i was going for back then i think do you want to hear how this guy got busted yeah escamilla was arrested in 2017 after a driver from labatt food service in harlingen called detention center kitchens to let them know their 800 pound delivery of fajitas arrived an employee who answered the phone said he was in charge of that kitchen and the fajitas are not on the menu there what we didn't order 800 pounds of fajitas. 800 pounds. That's a lot of fajitas.

That's a lot of fajitas. Why did you turn into Tim Robinson for a second there while you were telling the last part of that story? I don't know. So this guy's eligible for parole. Is there anything we can do to try to like, you know, help him out? We could write letters. We could petition the patrol board. Is there?

Parole. Can we go to his hearing and can we like protest outside of his hearing? Free my man if we got that what if we what if we got one of the you know the all the backyard hibachi stuff going on have you guys seen this i have what if we got the backyard hibachi people to agree to do fajitas for like a lunch and we posted up with them outside of the courthouse and then suddenly we're just doing like uh an activation out there in support of Gilberto Escamilla. No? You don't want to do that? I just feel like we would do more harm than good. I don't know, man. I don't know. I mean...

The courtroom's just filled with smoke. Look, you shouldn't steal fajitas and flip the fajitas, but feel like 50 years a little strong it's just meat a little strong like the dude was he was doing it all for the sizzle the sizzle i did it all for the sizzle this guy's not in the loser zone let's just be clear about that no he's definitely at the beast feast he's ordering 800 pounds this guy was probably he got flipping those fajitas to the beast feast. You can't have 800 pounds of fajitas show up to a place that doesn't serve fajitas, and they just go missing. That's sloppy.

That's like in Dazed and Confused, when the kid's parents are going out of town, and they haven't left yet, and the keg guy gets there too early. He's like, must be a mistake. Wait a minute. We're not going anywhere. When are you going to have a party here tonight, son? So you know how when you, I mean, I've never been in jail, but I- When are you're gonna have a party here tonight son so you know how you when you i mean i've never been in jail but i'm gonna sizzle fajitas tonight son i i assume

that when you go to jail you start talking to like the other inmates and you tell them what you're in for and they're like uh you know grand theft auto uh whatever doing breaking and entering oh trespass whatever it could be like and this guy rolls in he's like yeah now i'm the i'm the fajita bandit i was flipping government fajitas and everyone's like oh fuck i was flipping tars on the low is that code word for like black tar heroin no man what kind of cred is doing this like fajitas if you're in texas like that's immediate street cred what okay was it just i mean were there like shredded lettuce and cheese. You're asking if there's condiments, things of that nature, salsa. Tortillas. What's your ideal fajita looking like?

Ooh, that's a great question. I've become a beef guy. Okay. I used to be a chicken guy. Not anymore. I'm a beef guy. What kind of tortilla? Flour.

Okay. I'm doing some sauteed peppers and onions. Okay. I'm doing guacamole okay you got a problem with that nope cheese okay and if i'm feeling a little crazy i'll do like a little dollop of sour cream and then i'll let it rip that's it no pico no pico i've become a pico boy i don't need pico if i have the sauteed onions and peppers i like i kind of like the crunch of the pico kind of adds a little to me and sometimes if i'm feeling like really loco i'll drip a little queso on it that's too far as it is the only way i sometimes eat fajitas it's the only way that you can sometimes eat fajitas right okay dude i don't even know what

kind of fajitas i like because by the time the fajitas get to the table, I've already eaten so much chips and salsa that I'm full and I never even eat the meal. That's so true. What? That's so true. Yeah. I've got a real problem.

Why don't you just slow down? I don't know, man. I wish somebody would just tell me to stop. Sheesh. Yeah. Should we make a shirt that says don't talk to me until i'm full on chips and salsa that's a good shirt they just had 10 chips at matt's and like wow it's just not that many chips but it's actually five tortillas five tortillas a significant

amount if you really think about it also it's deep fried yeah uh you know will i have traditionally if i'm at a place where i know they have high quality beef, I'll go beef. If I'm in a new place that I'm not sure about, I stick to chicken because you can't really mess up chicken. It's hard to fuck up the chicken. You're right. We went beef and shrimp at Matt's the other night. Cool.

Miss me on that. The shrimp was good, dog. Nah. When it comes to shrimp, I don't need those in my fajitas. I respect having a side shrimp that I can maybe dip in something. But shrimp in – it's kind of like a po' boy. If you got shrimp in your taco, you're just begging for it to fall out the back. Have you had the –

That's a good point. Shrimp suiza enchiladas at Mass. Pretty good. Pretty good. I'm not going – I'm going through an anti-shrimp phase right now. Shrimp's been weirding me out lately except for the shrimp at Lavo at your bachelor party that was lit that was a big ass shrimp they're the size of like that sturgeon you saw earlier dude that sturgeon was were you gonna say the size of me no a dave size shrimp that's too big yeah i'm not a big big feller but it's too big to be a

you're big for a shrimp yeah Couldn't call that a shrimp anymore. Right? More like a simp. If you guys were going to go to jail for running a certain food on the black market, obviously Dylan's first choice would probably be hot dogs, but what do you most likely go to jail for? You're saying Dylan's flipping hot dogs on the Lolo? Oisties.

You're going to take the golf oysters and get... Dude, let me tell you something. Someone's done that. Oysters have become my favorite food. I frigging love them. I had some last night. I'm not even going to lie. Wow.

What's the damage on that? It wasn't too bad. He wants to know what the bill was. I only had two of them. Can we see the itemized bill, please? Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'd like to break it down. How do you give away two oysters?

How many oysters did you order? Four. Bay and I got four. That's a weird number of oysters to order. We had other stuff on the table. How do you not hit them oysters? How many oysters did you order? Four. Bay and I got four. That's a weird number of oysters to order. We had other stuff on the table. How do you not hit them with the half-duhs order? We also had some hamachi. Oh, a little crudo?

I don't know what that is. And frankly, I don't want one. Two oysters, man. I can't. How do you dress your oysters? That's weird. How do you dress your oyster that's weird how do you dress we just talked about this last week yeah yeah i want to hear see if this answer changed last night i did one with cocktail sauce and one with the uh little vinegar mix did they do no horseradish they didn't offer it i love it when it fucks me up oh yeah oh it kind of shuts my

brain your sinuses going a good like i like a little horse radish on a roast beef sandwich sometimes and i have to say when when you get too much horse radish and it just like opens you up it feels so good dave what do you run what do you run on the black market for your food of choice oh man you know that's a great question. I think I would... If Dylan's doing hot dogs, what are you doing? I haven't said mine yet. I haven't come up with mine yet. I'm doing Dave's killer pizza.

I'm doing Black Market Zah. That seems like a very involved process. It's frozen Zah. Okay. And I'm flipping it. Killer pizza? Should we create a pizza that like it's microwavable and like we sell it in stores i mean it's probably pretty lucrative

if it's good yeah i mean it's a good product i don't know it kind of feels like it's veering away from the what we're doing with the business but we could do that when we do candles may as well do some za as long as it's black market we tell the bank we're gonna we need to raise money we need like 100k long follow me we say we're gonna do this pizza thing they give us the money we don't use it on pizza we put it in our personal account so we just ball the fuck out for like two weeks we just eat two oysters that sounds sick we just eat oysters at dinner i knew we have no more money. I knew a girl.

Until we go to jail. I knew a girl who was dating a guy. And she told us, she's like, yeah, he didn't register for his classes this semester. And he's just spending the money that he got from his student loans. And we were like, you need to not date this person anymore. Oh, my gosh. We were like, get away from him. That makes me anxious.

There's a lot of kids who do that. This was the same person who also edited. He had his, you know on Facebook how you can scroll through people's profile photos? He had a photo of himself wearing a polo shirt. And he had the little polo horse on it. But his shirt was a little folded. And so he re-uploaded the same photo with an edited polo horse that was more prominent. Shut up.

And I was like, dude, this is such a tough look. Like, why are you doing this? Was it a Ralph Lauren horse? Or was it like a polo golf, whatever the fake one is? horse that was more prominent shut up and i was like dude this is such a tough look like why why are you doing this was it a ralph lauren horse or was it like a polo golf whatever the fake one the ralph lauren just mini horse like the little tiny horse the classic did that really happen yes dude it was one of the most cringy things i've seen that i couldn't like that is so bottom tier yeah yeah dude didn't get a bid yeah enough do you remember when like it's hard to get a bid when you're not actually enrolled in classes r Ralph Lauren just like, you know what? That polo horse isn't big enough.

We need to make it seven times as big. Yeah. Then we'll put it on there. Yeah, make it eight inches. He's like, I don't need an eight-incher on my shirt. Then we'll put it on this golfer who's built like an eight-year-old. Dylan will put an eight-incher on your shirt. Ridiculous.

You're talking about Justin Thomas. Yeah. Yeah, he looks... It's the ball far. He looks really dumb. There were people wondering if he dropped that slur so he could get away from Ralph Lauren and get some more swag. I feel like there's a better way to go about it.

You can mutually part ways. Yeah, I think we should go our separate ways. I'm not saying he did it. I'm just saying that the rumors are out there swirling. Coincidentally, that was like when you became a big JT guy. No. Yeah. What's up with that?

Him saying Pards is always going to be a very difficult thing to get over. But I respect his game. His game is salty. You can't call everybody by their initials. But not even like T.W., it's T.Dub. T.Dub. Just call him Cat or Tiger. He sucks mean He sucks

He sucks He's good at golf What if like Tiger was mic'd up And like he walked into the back To sign his scorecard And he was just like God damn it JT's gotta stop

Fucking calling me Pards Hey JT We're not doing Pards anymore We're not doing Pards Hey JT Pards is out You follow me? You understand where I'm going with this?

Sounds threatening Tiger Yeah I don't know That? Sounds threatening, Tiger. Yeah, I don't know. That's not a good Tiger. It sounded more like Heath Ledger Joker. Explaining how he got those scars. How'd you get that part?

Want to know how I got this nickname? Yeah. Don't just play with JT. Don't just look at it. Eat it. It's doing American Psycho. But Joker. Okay. What if they remade american psycho with just the joker

that's a waste of money no it's not no one's gonna see that no it's not they're gonna remake america's not gonna walk into a a whoever he works for like a hedge fund or whatever a bank with joker makeup and be like all right well he's going back to his his office gotta raise some money he's got boone pickens on the line the caveat the caveat is that, well, he's going back to his office. Got to raise some money. He's got Boone Pickens on the line. The caveat is that he's still married to Reese Witherspoon and she doesn't acknowledge the weirdness. Forgot Reese was in that. He hands over his business card.

They're like, why is there smudged paint all over this? It's bone. It's bone. Want to know how I got this business card? I paid for it. The company helped me. I went online and I got this business card. I paid for it. The company helped me. I went online and I typed in my information. Businesscards.com, actually.

It's pretty convenient. I wonder how they would send those business cards to the Joker. You have to think they go full send with stamps.com. Randy, put it on the screen. This guy. Time is money. Don't waste either with repeated trips to the post office. With stamps.com, you can skip the trip and focus on how to take your small business to the next level.

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Here's the rock. Hey. Is this tweet good? It's time we play this game one more time. Is this tweet good? Randy. This tweet is from one Peter Schiff. You guys might know him as an American stockbroker, financial commenter, and radio personality.

Yeah, Schiff dog. He's a CEO and global chief strategist of Euro Pacific Capital Inc., a broker dealer based in Westport, Connecticut. Dylan. And he had a tweet today. Let's see. Tell me. I'm going to let Dylan go first, then Will. Is this tweet good? I will read it now. I understand times are hard, but doesn't the president of the hashtag Ukraine own a suit? I don't have much respect for current members of the U.S. Congress either, but I still wouldn't address them wearing a t-shirt i wouldn't

want to disrespect the institution or the united states this is from peter schiff at peter schiff on twitter so dylan yeah is this a good tweet i found a good follow-up tweet answer the question quit dodging me look he's just concerned that's just concerned that there's a lack of drip with the Russian invasion over there in Ukraine, which is it valid? I don't know. No, it's a bad tweet. But here's a good tweet, a follow-up one. Okay. Someone said, honey, which tide do you think goes better with the Russian invasion?

No, this is a really bad tweet he's getting ratioed into um oh it's all time yeah that's a that's a ratio like you read about that's a ratio will he woke up and chose violence today uh he lost the internet today sir you sir all right hold on no dylan it Dylan. It's Will's turn. Will, is this a good tweet? You know what? I'm going to go on record and say this might be a good tweet. Is it goated?

Well, our man here is doing something that all media companies are trying to achieve, and that's hack the engagement. And what he did here, his engagement numbers today are going to be absolutely through the roof. We're not talking about Peter Schiff if he doesn't send this tweet. And I kind of get it, man. Like, you know, when, when countries are, you know, war torn and they, they need help. One of the easiest things you can do is question the bespokeness of their,

their leader. Have you guys seen the clip of, uh, what's, what's the fighter's name? Klitschko? Yes. Have you seen the clip of him getting interviewed? No. He's wearing a suit. He's on air. No, he's not wearing a suit. He should be wearing a suit.

He's on air and they ask him a question about whether or not they're avoiding civilians. The Russian attacks, if they're avoiding civilians. And he just steps back from the mic and goes, Bullshit! Sorry. It's a memeable clip. I feel like you're allowed to use some salty language

when you're the mayor of a town that's being invaded. What I've decided to do in my life is that when a country is being invaded unjustifiably by another country, I try not to criticize the original country. Or you just go to the closet and pull out your best fit. Yeah, what's your invasion fit? You got to go hit up like Suit Supply or something.

What's your invasion fit? I might hit him with like a... Jacket? Bulletproof vest. Get a bulletproof jacket. Helmet. A bulletproof jacket? Yeah.

Now we're talking. Now we're talking. It's a bad tweet. It's a bad tweet. It's a bad tweet. I'd hit him with that Winter Soldier swag. It's rare that you can see 10K quote tweets. Usually you can still see the number. Oh, is that a 10?

10K quote tweets. It's been up for over three hours now, this tweet. Has he followed up? Yeah, please see if he's sent any other tweets. I would very much like to know. I don't really understand what was going through his mind. Like, how do you send this tweet? I have a theory that a lot of boomers don't even know how to check replies to tweets.

He's tweeting through it, guys. Yeah, he probably doesn't know that he's just getting absolutely shelled on Twitter right now. He pivoted to interest rates. Are these scheduled tweets or what? He's a big hashtag guy. Well, yeah, it's so people can see. I understand times are hard. I mean, yeah, they're pretty hard.

Yeah, they're getting attacked by another country. There's a death squad trying to assassinate me. But yeah, I guess I'll throw my best suit on. His people are dying all around him. You know what? If I were the address car i would pop top nobody you could get away you could wear whatever you want and no one's gonna say anything because your country's been invaded yeah he's going to like hospitals and you know and he's on the front line he's not like fighting but he's like he's there with with his people like you know you don't you don't wear a suit for that if it's me i'm wearing like a ro roback hat i'm wearing like a mizzen hoodie

will's gonna hit him with a bucket will's gonna hit him with a denim bucket yeah i'm gonna get a helmet that's just made made into a bucket hats like shape that's kind of dope kind of drippy kind of drippy keep the sun off your neck all right randy if you want to turn your mic on because you're saying this is a really good tweet yeah because you said you agree you said you got to respect the office respect the institution i just can't imagine signing onto twitter like going to my browser typing in twitter.com crafting this tweet reading it and be like all right i'm ready batten down the hatches it's time to finally someone's got to say it it's going to be me someone's got to criticize the lack of drip from the ukrainian president i'm sure i'm surprised it wasn't kanye the war-torn ukraine right now kanye's kanye's

really going after fits these days i mean yeah he he i said it i said it before the pod but it's tough if you're dl hugley and you wake up this morning and you check your instagram and you see that kanye is just making fun of your outfit you know what though can't you clap back and just show like him wearing uh whatever the uh the cia black mask thing yeah he dresses like a moron what what is that i'd say that great i'd say kanye's resume with high fashion companies might be his trump card that he can pull if D.L. Hughley tries to criticize his drip. That's fair. I don't think D.L. Hughley's outfit is that bad. It's bad.

It's the hat that really is bad. The jeans are not good. The jeans are bad. He's got one of those Cam Newton hats. It just doesn't go with it looks like cam newton in that photo that's like a lot of the response or a lot of people that were just like dude this looks like i thought this was cam newton it would have been even funnier if he was roasting dl hugley but he used a photo of cam newton that would have been good

he did a follow-up post and he he likes him even more. Do you see this one? Read it. It's a picture of D.L. Hughley. I don't know why I'm struggling to say his name. And it says, funny thing is, we'll probably end up being friends. I used to defend this, blank, back when he had work. What's the blank? Nah, he's funny.

You just got to watch it one trillion more times to get it. Okay, that's a backhanded compliment. That's so backhanded. What's he doing back when he had work okay no one's heard this guy's name in five years why is he just all of a sudden just going in on him i think he criticized kanye how he's treating kim which i i don't i don't know i don't know what his platform is he used to have a show like he was the huge big for a while yeah yeah why didn't you draft him in your

tvd i draft when we did circling dad last month that's a good point show was he on the huglies oh never saw it unfortunately i think i watched a lot of the huglies back in the day kanye just gotta chill man yeah someone just need to change his password i do i like his strategy of insulting people maliciously and then archiving it immediately like it never happened and then being like no it's all love like you just roasted this person to millions of people i need kanye's takes on the drip of the president of the ukraine deal hugely man what if what if that's what really is going on in ukraine what if this is all over some black market

fajita meat could be yeah i mean maybe what if in those alleged bio weapons labs it's not bio weapons at all it's bio fajitas it's just sizzling heaters we're just cooking them up what if it's bofa and that's what putin wants what is bofa you don't know what bofa is i've got an idea what if it's bofa what if ukraine is withholding shredded cheese as it is the only way russians can eat their fajitas that's how putin takes his house his house yeah yeah what do you what do you think putin's what do you think putin's ideal fajita is he's like i'll take my house with shredded cheese as it's the only way we're out sir can we can we photoshop putin's face

onto the girl asking for fajitas he's got honestly putin's got major karen vibes have you got a picture of him lately he looks like hell yeah i mean he's going through it war will do it to you i think i think this has turned out to be a little bit more difficult than he planned brought it on himself kind of did didn't he you know who else looks like shit lately is this an ad read galene maxwell okay i was like this seems like a that's how he sets up bad i know yeah no i'm just i'm just here to take look at the sponsor and i was like i don't know if this is gonna i saw some photos of her outside of the courthouse it looks like this trial is really taking a toll on her

well she's 2023 her beret game is sick though Should she get more time than the fajitas guy? I say yes. God, when are they sentencing her? I feel like that's not that hard of a take. Aren't they questioning the validity of the trial? Aren't they trying to call it a mistrial right now? I don't know. I really don't.

I have not followed that closely. Weirdly, I have not. I apologize. No, we have been following closely. Well, not you guys. I watched every episode of The Bachelor. So what we're going to do right now, sorry to all the people out there who hate The Bachelor,

but it's time. I watched the final three. Circling batch, baby. I watched three of them. So as you guys know, we used to cover Bachelor on Patreon. We stopped doing it this year as The Bachelor became a little too annoying to cover. And unfortunately, I decided to watch the entire season. And I'm happy to welcome you guys to the bandwagon where last night's episode, everything came to a head.

Question. Is this the most dramatic season yet? I'm going to give... You know what? In recent memory memory i didn't watch all of it i think i watched in total maybe two episodes but pretty dramatic it was pretty good yeah it was pretty good yeah you guys missed some of the good characters in the in the early episodes yeah you didn't you didn't get your shanae fix like you needed i believe that but i regret nothing about missing the season there was some late season fucking how do you guys feel about uh i mean to set the scene for everyone out there the issue at hand is that clayton not to be mistaken with colton uh they could be related let's be clear easily he told each of the three

remaining women that he loved them he slept with the two of the three and did not sleep with the third one as she walked out before he could give her the invitation to the fantasy suite. And then Clayton ended up telling both remaining girls that he was going to go back to Susie together. And it was, it was the rest is history. Two birds, one stone breakout.

Before he told them that he wanted to go back to Susie, he convinced them to stay on the show as he loved them, which is a pretty bad look, pretty manipulative if you ask me. What if he was in love with them? Well, the problem with that, Dave, is he had just told Susie, Suze as I like to call her, that he loved her the most. Well, he had previously told them before Fantasy Suites. to the fantasy suite he previously told suzy before that he was falling in love with her he was the she was the first one that he said this to then the idiot went and started telling the other two girls that he was

falling in love with them and then during fantasy suites he said that he loved them it just doesn't make sense to me why he would do something like that but he is kind of a chode so i don't know man jerry's still out jerry's not still out well what what if he was in love with all three he had so much love to give yeah what if this guy's just a straight-up lover like he cannot stop love he he wronged them uh gabby and rachel he wronged them because as i stated earlier he knew he loved sues the most and then the girls who were devastated about what they were hearing were like i'm out of here i'm going home and he convinced them like no this still this could be part of our love story though this might end up being us at the end i still love you and then they stay in iceland for how many more days that's actually pretty tight iceland is tight yeah okay on his terms and he's like that they meet his family and they have great conversations

with the family they did meet the fam i'm bummed that y'all and meanwhile his dad who's a real one was like his whole family dog you're an idiot his brother's who's a real one, was like, dog, you're an idiot. Not in those words, but essentially he was saying, like, you are an absolute moron for what you're doing right now. Do you know who's not catching enough strays in this situation? Jesse Palmer. He's supposed to be there and offer counsel to Clayton. He's supposed to help him out. And Clayton might have been the most astray person ever

to be on this show. Jesse just made comments like, that was rough. Yeah, man. It was, wasn't it? They're devastated. Jesse Palburn has become a great host to me because he draws out sentences making you think that he's going to say

something great, and then he says what you would expect. He was like, yeah rose i've been calling this the rose ceremony from hell he kind of crushed the or did he last night when he popped the eyebrow when he was talking about clayton is the first bachelor to leave alone. Or did. And then he did it again. He pulled the eyebrow out again when he said, Gabby is not the next Bachelorette.

Rachel is not the next Bachelorette. Then like a 20-second pause. Eyebrow raise. They're both the Bachelorette. He was kind of good. I was hoping it was going to be Queen Victoria. As you guys know, I stan Caitlin Bristow. I thought she was a phenomenal host in her time doing it. I'm a little bummed that she's not going to be involved in the season with the two Bachelorettes.

I think she'd be great for them. Jesse is just super comfortable in front of the camera, as he has been in front of one for much of his career. There was good host interaction with the contestants uh or with the bachelorette uh we saw that last time around and jesse's not gonna have no jessica it's how these two like clayton clayton's reeling and jesse just looks at him he's like you're in a tough spot right now hey man you're down pretty bad you look upset yeah yeah i am can i get you a water yeah it's just like he doesn't he doesn't offer anything he just says a lot without saying anything but that's kind of what you need

out of a host i like that caitlin bristow is helping the contestants though i thought she was a helpful person chris harrison was good at that he was like he was like a father figure to some of these people like he was he handled those conversations pretty well. A father figure in that he was always just at the golf course. Yeah. When shit got real, when people were crushed, like he knew how to talk to them.

Jesse is hilariously just like numb at this point. He doesn't care at all. That was a bad one. I was legitimately- Can I get you some black market fajitas? Yeah. Would fajitas help this? I know a place.

I got a guy, 800 pounds. You see where I'mitas help this? I know a place. I got a guy. 800 pounds. You see where I'm going with this? 800 pounds. How do we feel about having two bachelorettes? We just did this. It is different, isn't it? It makes, it like cheapens the product a little bit for me.

We didn't just do this. We did. A long time ago, right? You know when they did caitlin and somebody else what claire michelle and um we just did this am i crazy michelle and um i mean katie they like shared a season i think this is going to be much different than what they're doing two seasons yeah they had two different seasons Isn't that what's going on now? No.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. They're together. They are recording their season together. Oh. Oh. Did not know. Are they going to call it The Bachelorettes? Are you sure about this?

Positive. What's the plural? Heirs in July. I don't think they know what the... I don't even think they know what they're doing yet. So, credit... Jesse sure as fuck didn't. No, they've got no clue. I don't think they know what the, I don't even know, think they know what they're doing yet. So credit Jesse sure as fuck didn't know.

He, they've got no clue. I want to give a special shout out to the producers and everyone on in bachelor, like in the bachelor world, they didn't have that many spoilers available. I looked for them last week and was trying to figure out what happened. They had no information on whether or not they were still together. They had no information on,

um, who the next bachelor at would be very impressive uh lock and key situation from uh the bachelor i'll say this for clayton uh pretty good job of picking three pretty seemingly pretty awesome chicks yeah i thought they were great you can see how he was in love with three of them all of them are cool like i i think if they would have chosen just one bachelorette they could have chosen any one of those and been have been happy with it gabby has an all-time like i'm disgusted with you face yeah really good loved it they also had some some pretty smart things to say i thought at the end of that season major jennifer tilly vibes i'm going hand up i'm going hand up that's who i was

trying to figure out i'm going hand up i wrote i wrote gabby off because of her vocal fry i did i wrote her off great yeah you do that to people i feel bad about it i've wrote her off but no the the way that she handled everything was great the one thing i did not need during this uh this season finales here is i didn't need the little box in the corner showing reactions from the crowd the entire time just yas queening the entire time it like at some points it covered up like half the screen like i don't picture in picture yeah i don't need that from the live audience yeah that's fair a lot of yas queening you know what i think suzy i think that she she when she was still in iceland i think she knew she was going to get back with him the whole time when she rejected his proposal ish thing she was not

emotional enough i feel like she was she was speaking as a person who knew that they were about to be right back together when they get back to the states i think she knew that if she left in the manner that she did that she would eventually get a phone call that clayton wanted her back like i don't think that that was ever a question for her. And it was kind of a no-lose situation. Because if she leaves, she walks out on top. And if she gets a call back and she's still in love with him, she can still get back together with him. Oh, Susie.

Susie's great. She handled all that really well. In my opinion. I feel bad for Rachel. She was was devastated i hate her parents so much that was a tough scene for her is her dad like like wiping down the shotgun when you take her out on a date yeah he his his manhood is is based solely on him being a dickhead to people like that's his bit cool dude man in his defense his his daughter was clearly crushed because this dude was just manipulative no but this was this was even when when they did the meet the parents his whole bit was just like no i'm the tough guy

i like i don't i don't talk to anybody oh really i'm only here because my daughter loves you and i'm gonna talk to you blah blah like the way that he handled himself it's like okay dude like no you're just kind of an asshole. Yeah. Didn't like it. Yeah. He's like, you know, I have ways of getting rid of bodies guy. Yeah. And he had a lot of takes.

He had a lot of takes on how the Bachelor franchise works. And now that his daughter is going to be the face of it, I'm very interested to see how he handles this because he hated the situation. He's going to lean way into the bit. He sucks. Silk shirts. How come? White bathing suits.

How come last night when they announced that Rachel and Gabby would be the next bachelorettes, they acted surprised, like they were finding out too? Did you see that? Did they both? I thought maybe for a second they both thought they were alone in the bachelorette. That's probably what it was. They didn't realize it was combined. Good call.

You have to confirm that, in fact, they do want to do it. Yeah, that's probably what it was combined because you have to like confirm like that in fact they do want to do it that's probably what happened so they had to have known in some capacity but that seemed like a genuine reaction yeah maybe they both signed their contracts and they didn't know yet because remember colton said that they all signed the exact same contract and it was just kind of up to the producers to figure it out they could have just signed the contracts and not known but they definitely just faked it yeah he gave us some pretty great intel about that that was interesting off mic it made me think it made me think about like i mean it made it sound like it's much less of a intentional decision to get a bachelor as much as it is just like who's willing to do it and who's willing to do it the cheapest yeah he explained to us that he they delivered contracts to like he and-

Tardik, I think. Jason Tardik. Yep. And maybe another guy. Yeah, freaking Tardik. Dude. And they all like signed it. Like, yeah, I'm ready to rip.

And then they just chose Colton. And then he put a tracking device on the one girl's car. We saw Cassie last night. Oh, that's who that was. She bombed. She bombed. She wasn't great. She had no clue what she was doing up there.

She was grasping. It was tough. They brought Claire on stage. Yeah. Okay, Claire. Sally wanted them to announce Claire as the next Bachelorette again. Did you see my interaction with Wani Pops? Yeah.

How are you? Yeah, it got one like. I think it was me. I think that was the one leg. It stuck. Dude, it sucks, right? I looked at the tweet like two hours after you said it, and then I saw that it had one like, and I was like, this is sad.

Why did he pause it? He's got 168,000 followers. He's doing one like. Oh, no. Claire is the one he said the really aggressive line to that kind of got him on everybody's bad side. Remember what he said? No, I didn't watch the season.

Go ahead, Dylan. So he was with Claire. I think they were in a helicopter. Maybe get ready to cut this. Randy. He thought the mic, he thought the mic couldn't pick up, but he was saying,

cause he leaned in, like whisper to her. And he said, I really want to F you right now or something along like that. Aggressively in the helicopter. She was like, what? She was totally turned off by it.

And then that kind of started his downfall. Man. Do helicopters make you horny, baby? And now he's Wani Pops to us. Didn't he end up- Besos, besos. Didn't they end up hooking up? I don't think so.

I thought he hooked up with someone. Besos, David. Besitos. Besitos. Little kisses. Are you sure he didn't say that while he was doing the helicopter whatever he does behind closed doors that is probably wouldn't have made it to tv right yeah i want to say something that y'all might not like took his head off pd pablo twist around his head spinning like a a helicopter. I'm going to say something y'all might not like

because the show's ratings are down, right? Significantly. Probably. Hard to say. I miss breaking the show down a little bit. I do too.

That's why I did this today. I was glad that you guys both watched the last two episodes because I kind of needed to talk to people about it. But I kind of liked just randomly popping in a group text

and being like, am I watching this? Yeah. And not feeling like i had to watch all of it all three hours doing like we're doing now we just sneak a seg in every now and then i mean i'm fine recapping the entire season in 10 minutes at the end of the season yeah that's true too 35 people mash that 10 second button that's fine my favorite i mean my favorite thing at this point is paradise and i will be watching Paradise. I mean, I'll probably watch the double bachelorette season, but it's honestly the best thing that they did was do double bachelorettes because it's an X factor.

Otherwise, I was probably not going to if they had chosen Rachel, there's no way I was going to watch. I was probably going to watch if it was Gabby and if they had chosen Susie, had she not ended up with him? I don't think I would have watched that. Is Michelle still with Nate? susie had she not ended up with him i don't think i would have watched that is michelle still with nate yeah but they've got major like staying together just because like they're riding the fame vibes okay i feel like we'll see him in south by at some point she'll end up solo at some point much like our next sponsor solo stove there's nothing quite like the feeling of gathering around a warm fire on a cool evening am i right this guy's like scotty scowl's nba jam right now just letting it fly sometimes you just gotta

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What's the status? The U.S. Senate approved a bill to make daylight saving time permanent. Wait, so we're always going to be switching? Or we're never going to be switching? It'll be like it is today going forward in 2023 is when the bill it'll start because apparently airlines need time to flights and things of that nature so when i pitched this idea just two days ago on monday's episode and said why are we doing this i feel like i was met with some some questions and some you guys were wondering i'm i feel like i'm one of the

few people who enjoys the uh the changing of daylight i like i like it when it's getting colder outside and it gets darker early i like the darkness i like it okay batman let me throw this let me throw this out there i was bored of the dark oh you appreciate this more how it is now when you don't have it for six months of the year i don't yeah i just i like the option of playing outside with the kid and the dog maybe going to play nine then not having to worry about it getting dark at you know six o'clock not having to grill in the dark grilling the dark stinks oh i love grilling the dark baby do you yeah okay are you talking about something else i don't know what i could possibly be talking about that's i don't know grilling in the dark

did you get in talk like a sexy boy yeah you guys you go in a sexy you got a little sultry for a second yeah because when i grill when i grill in the dark i put on my apron i have nothing on underneath it and my neighbors can't see my crank. What about from the back? Yeah, I just feel like that. They can see my cake. That's for dessert, though. Your ass? That don't go on the grill.

Your neighbors eat your ass for dessert. What's going on in your neighborhood, dog? Yeah, what is this community? It's loco. A lot of pineapples getting thrown on the grill. Every day is a block party in my neighborhood. No, I'm pro this. I know I'm not a...

Look, I like awakening to the net, to the sunlight, but I'm willing to just wake up to my stupid alarm if it means I have a little bit more time. You know, it's 7.30. It's nice being out at 7.15 and not having to wear my night vision goggles. There are some very large countries. I didn't know you owned those.

Yeah, I do. That's how I varmint hunt. Look, we've got a garden, and I'm trying to keep those critters out. What do you grow out there? Peppers. What kind of peppers? Banana. I love banana peppers.

Can I come over sometime and have some? I'll bring some to you. It's almost springtime. Do you put banana peppers on your cold sandwiches? Yeah. I don banana peppers. Can I come over sometime and have some? I'll bring some to you. It's almost springtime. Do you put banana peppers on your cold sandwiches? Yeah. I don't like that. It depends on the sandwich, but yeah. I don't like that.

It's like a more flavorful, dialed down jalapeno. A little less spice, a little more flavor. I'm a jalapeno guy now. Also, I have corn. Do you have rain? What do you do with the corn mcwhiskey i just vibe out oh like the band do you guys know that japan india and china are the only major industrialized countries that do

not observe some form of daylight savings isn't arizona also not yeah but they're not they're not an industrialized country oh i know i'm just saying like i'm just throwing them in the they do have some industry there though how can arizona just straight up not do like bars and golf courses it's i've pretty much what it is i'm sure there's other things but that's steak houses sushi lounges golf courses and bars that's all that that's all arizona has yeah that's their whole industry um but really how can they just like like opt out it's so bad boys of time changes how does if they're if they're opting out how like that seems like it would affect flights a lot if we're worried about these airlines great why are we worried about the airlines fuck them figure it out well i feel like it would be a big inconvenience to the passengers too

like it's a trickle-down effect but we don't have to do anything like now we're in the clear we never are so we have one more change in us do they really just not observe it how can that how does that even work they just shut their eyes we do have one more change hey can i tie this into the bachelorette or the bachelor did you notice when and and this is tough after he broke off broke it off who's the one who took it really bad? Kristen? Gabby? Rachel. There was no Kristen.

I don't fucking know. Rachel. Rachel took it like the worst. And when he brought her out to the street, it was still light outside. I was like, oh, that's tough to do this during the day. They're in Iceland. It was probably 9 o'clock at night and just still light outside. So y'all missed.

It's tough to do that on like a public street and everybody's just out there like, oh, this is awkward. That'd be wild, man, to go to a place like that where it was just, it was like dark for like three months in a row. Yeah. And light for three months in a row. You said you liked the darkness. Didn't you say you were born in the dark? I want some sun too, fool.

Oh. You guys missed the beginning of the episode where they arrived in Iceland. It was, and this is saying a lot, it was the most promotional travel Iceland promotion I've ever seen. Like it was so this is saying a lot it was the most promotional travel iceland promotion i've ever seen like it was so blatant the the drone shots they were using like everything i've never seen a more blatant advertisement for people traveling somewhere than what they had did they show that hot spring where all the influencers go hard to say i want to go to iceland they have deals where you can fly to like the uk and if you spend like I think two nights in Iceland

they'll knock like you'll get a better price on your stuff it's not a bad move it looks cool my sister did it and she said

it was a great move hmm that hotel looked like something that was on Mars the house that they were staying in

was sick I mean Iceland looks incredible I would love to go there it's just I don't think it's in the cards. Did you guys know that this change would help enable children to play outdoors later and reduce seasonal depression, according to supporters?

Did you know that? I like my seasonal depression. Isn't it also like a massive energy saver? Yeah, because everyone's turning their clocks back. It takes a lot of power to change your microwave. Lights, people just going to bed sooner after the sun goes down. But doesn't that, is that counteracted by it being darker in the morning? No, because people are sleeping.

Get up. I'm up at 4 a.m., man, just on my grind shut. Not all Arizona does not observe. Most of Arizona does not observe. That's not, this is unstable. M-O-S-T. What's going on hawaii also doesn't so that makes sense they're sick out there they do whatever they want yeah

they're bad boys they're kind of the bad boys united states they don't want to be a part of us do they i don't know man i understand hawaii's sick it's kind of out there you know hey aloha that means hello also goodbye wow so what are you gonna do you gonna move you move out of the country because you don't like this shit yeah where are you gonna go i'm not going anywhere where are you gonna go expat you're gonna just bitch about it all the time cool if you don't like it here just leave yeah you don't have to be here no one's paying you to be here that's not true is this gonna is this gonna totally throw off like school schedules like kids like what time did y'all start schools kids we were like 7 30 7 45 ish 8 a.m sharp

yeah we had to be there my high school didn't start till nine i would try to give myself about 20 minutes so i could kind of get the scene of the day. I enjoyed chopping it up before class. I didn't like running into class. You're a dork. I just smoked cigs in the boys room. Are you kidding, dude? I was talking to babes and stuff. No, you weren't.

I'm going to have to go early. Passing notes out to honeys, seeing if I can get any bites. You pass notes? Get some bite bites. That's sick. Me and the guys were smoking hand-rolled cigarettes in the bathroom, just talking about chicks and stuff. I asked my eighth grade girlfriend out playing hangman.

It said, will you go out with me? What'd she say? She said yes. And then she dumped me three weeks later. Shocker. Yeah. She dumped me over MSN Messenger. My fifth-grade girlfriend,

I didn't talk to her in person because I was too scared. I didn't talk to her until we broke up. Dude, I had one of those. So nervous. I had one of those. Fourth grade. Definitely had one of those. Fourth grade, I i was dating a girl she was in another class so we never were in the same classroom and like but the few times that we did i was always just like hey just kind of talk to

the boys hope you're doing well dodgeball or some wall ball yeah yeah i used to ask i would just go the other end of the playground where she was like i can't even look at her. I'm going to throw up. It was so weird how we operated back then. I'm going to vomit everywhere. Pee my little pants. Did you pee your pants? No, but I could have. You follow me? Yeah, it's pretty

explanatory. See, I'm going with this. You pissed your pants because you liked a girl. Hey, shit. Where'd that come from? This Weekend at Fun presented by Bird Dogs. Damn. Those dogs are howling. We're about to be in prime Bird Dog season.

Not only. I'm going to spoil This Weekend at Fun a little bit. But, yeah, we might be playing a little golf this weekend. Yeah, I'm going to bust them out. I might little bit. But yeah, we might be playing a little golf this weekend. And yeah, I might be wearing some bird dog pants tomorrow on the course as it's going to be a little chilly in the morning and a little hot in the afternoon. It is bird dog's weather this weekend. Damn right it is. I might be wearing my bird dog's pants on Friday when I play,

and I might be wearing my bird dog shorts on Sunday when I play. Just putting it out there. Oh, this guy's got two rounds of golf. Yeah, I'm kind of a bad boy of golf. People are calling me that. Do you think you'll finish both rounds? Nope. Nope. That's the life of having a kid. That's right. It's really great. You guys know what bird dogs are. They got gym

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From behind a hill And so I had to I had to holster everything really quickly. And I got a little pee on the pants. I got a little dribble there. And I can't speak enough about how fast these things dried. Dylan will do that to you. Unbelievable.

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and they'll give you a free Bird Dogs beanie. That's birddogs.com, promo code CIRCLING, and boom, a free Bird Dogs beanie with your pair of Bird Dogs. Stay warm and comfortable in your Bird Dogs. Dylan, what are you getting into this weekend? Thank you for asking, Will. Yeah, Friday, as you said, we're playing golf. Kleiner will be in town

Oh, Kleiner? Kleiner Yeah, Kleiner will be here, we're going to play golf I'm really excited I'm thinking about going crazy low A lot of people are saying I'm probably going to 75, 73, somewhere in there Should be a good time

Friday night, I have nothing really Probably just going to catch a vibe with Bay You know how that goes should be a good time um friday night i have nothing really probably just gonna catch a vibe with bae you know how that goes saturday no i don't really know how that goes yeah can you tell us what catching a vibe with bae entails i like her i just never caught a vibe we're just gonna hang out probably good for you probably have a meal of food at some point hang out you're gonna eat maybe have a just a fat ass glass of wine are you gonna have two oysters again well i don't know why it's weird to have like a fat ass glass of wine. Are you going to have two oysters again? I don't know why it's weird to have a couple oysters for an appetizer.

It's traditional to order oysters in half dozens or dozens. And so to order four is a weird move. Depends on where you are. That's totally not true at some places. I'll have one single crumb of oyster. Can I have one oyster? We had a lot going on on the table. Two was actually like a perfect amount. You had that hamachi.

Yeah. Then I got a chicken dish. You know how I am at these places. Chicken? If you bring oysters, I'll fill up on those before like my meal even gets there. Yeah, but Dave, we've been trying to tell you. I can't stop. You're not supposed to eat the shell of the oyster.

I've got a problem. I got a yawn working here. I'm sorry. Those shells are pretty tough, are we are we doing dinner saturday what are we doing and we am i gonna hang out with y'all saturday i'll see maybe maybe we're doing dinner friday and then sunday uh my my son parks gets back into town from california so i'll be very excited to spend the afternoon and evening with him i'm not trying to tell you your business, but like, is he working on his game on spring break? Like, is he, you know, is he working on that throw to second?

Probably not. Probably not. I think it's just all about fun out there right now. All right, man. Yeah, I know. I know. There's not a cage? They didn't bring a cage out there for him to take some cuts in?

No, they didn't bring a batting cage with them to California, Dave. Okay. You don't know. Is he out there trying out for the Giants? I feel like that's not in the cards. He's a little young. Also, just new at the game. He's not good enough to play for the Giants.

So he can go over to the A's then? Because they stink, baby. He plays for the A's. They're rebuilding. So maybe. He can just bring his uniform. They should get Rajay Davis back. Coco Crisp.

Jason Giambi. Mmm. Jason Kendall. Dennis Eckersley. Jose Canseco. Dennis Eckersley. Mark McGuire. I was obsessed with Eckersley as a kid.

The Bass Brothers because of the hair. The stache in the hair, yeah. Yeah. And he's a sidewander. He was sick, dog. He was very sick okay that's a cool name dennis eckersley it's a cool ass name kirk gibson correct gave up the did he play for the gibson bomb the athletics no no he was on the dodgers oh oh the infamous

the very famous fist pump it's not infamous it's just straight up famous i think it was infamous wasn't the best wasn't the best i'd say it's objectively infamous oh i think it's subjectively infamous as well it might be i think it's objectively famous what are you doing this weekend what's up i just talked about it he's catching a vibe with bay dave what are you doing this weekend i'm catching a vibe with dylan's fiancee we're gonna go eat we're gonna go eat one single oyster i'm'm sorry. I'll let it go. It's not that weird. No, it's not.

It's just funny. We got four. We each had two. What's the big deal? There's not a big deal. It's just. What's the big deal? It's just kind of funny.

What's the deal with oysters? We got a dinner Friday night, but we are playing golf during the day Friday. We don't have a dinner Friday night. I hate to break this to you. Yeah. That's why I'm catching a vibe. Your schedule's open Friday, Dave. You can do whatever you want.

Yeah. And yeah, playing golf. Looking forward to it. Saturday. Saturday will be fun too. Got nothing really going on until later in the evening. Doing dinner. Follow me.

You bring the kiddos uh yeah yeah do you have another kid yeah i'm speaking to both of you okay yeah i'm bringing fritz for some reason he's he's going with me is that your tum tum tum tum did you just fart i'm talking Your boy has an absolutely loaded weekend. Golf tomorrow morning. Tomorrow afternoon, TBD. Then Saturday. I've got a lot on my plate right now. Okay. You ready for this?

How many oysters are on your plate right now? Four. I have tickets to go to the UT baseball game on Friday, or on Saturday, with my son. Are we going to do it? That's awesome. TBD. Who are they playing? I don't know.

No fucking clue. Incarnate Word? Is that possible? Yeah. You circle that one on the schedule. Where is that? Anybody have any idea? Incarnate Word?

It's in... My guess is Louisiana, but I have no idea. Louisiana has a lot of... It's a Catholic school. Let's look it up. I got to know now. Yeah, it's incarnate word, so that's going to be absolutely lit. And then, yeah, I don't... Saturday, who knows?

Sunday, your boy will be playing another round of golf at lines, municipal golf course. Ever heard of it? San Antonio, San Antonio. Whoa. Close to home. Wow.

It's a rivalry game. Founded in 1881 by the sisters of charity of the incarnate word. I'm surprised you didn't know that David. Are they bad or not? The sisters. Yeah. They're, they're baddies.

I don't know. It was a long time ago. I don't see pictures of them here. Most people weren't hot back then. I beg to differ. Subjectively speaking. Acceptance rate, 97%. I'm getting bullies.

Not too strict. You probably still wouldn't get it. There's also a small chance. Are you ready? It might be a big sports weekend for your boy. There's a very small chance, but it's still alive, that I might be going to the Austin FC game on Sunday evening. I want to go to Park soon.

One of my boys is having a kid soon. It's his last time he can go to an Austin FC game before this little guy's out. So it's time. You're right. I want to take Park soon. You can do that without our permission. No, I want to go. I want you all to know about it.

Don't go with us. They'd even come with. Every time we go together, people spray beer on us. It's true. Dave and I are kind of celebs at Austin FC at the Verde Stadium. Q2. You're not. We're the two in the queue.

Y'all too cute for... Y'all too cute. I've got two oysters in paradise. Won't ya? Two oysters in paradise. Won't ya? Have some dinner with me tonight. Sorry, Dylan.

Get out of here. This is not a filling food. All right, let's go. I'm so full from the oysters. We need to discuss something. Let's go. Oh, we're going to upload the entire Patreon segment about the Fajita King. Or sorry, the entire segment from 2017 to Patreon. Oh, shit.

It's a Randy Trumbacki initiative. He's just doing numbies. Head over to patreon.com slash circling back podcast. We'll see you guys next week. Bye. Bye. Bye.