Circling Back - The Fall Clothing Draft & Smokin' Packs

Starting point is 00:00:00 All right, we're back. Circle and Back podcast presented by Busy Heart Seltzer, the only heart seltzer with vitamin C from superfruit acerola. My name's Will DeFreeze. To my left, David Ruff. Did y'all get outside this morning? I'm going to go ahead and announce it. Smoking on that summer pack today.

Starting point is 00:00:40 All right, done. It's summer, dawg. Bye. It took a little bike ride like 20 minutes ago. It was dope. An e-bike ride, let's be clear. You need to stop calling it a bike ride. It's done. It's summer, dog. Bye. That took a little bike ride like 20 minutes ago. It was dope. An e-bike ride, let's be clear. You need to stop calling it a bike ride. It's an e-bike.

Starting point is 00:00:49 I pedaled. Assisted. I pedaled. Yeah. There's also a battery that runs the bike. Okay. The point is, I enjoyed the weather outdoors. What's everyone's problem?

Starting point is 00:00:58 Hey, I got a problem. I'll smoke on that wheel pack if you keep talking, bitch. Oh. Respond. Go ahead and respond. I'd smoke that Dylanylan pack but it's all mid wow it's pretty good you know that that uh instagram account eater peter austin david that is a very h recommendation was that named how do you spell it it says uh they they just launched

Starting point is 00:01:19 or dropped something it says how to day drink properly in austin yeah i saw that last night and all i could think of was, if anyone follows this, you're doing it wrong. They're going to spend a lot of money. It's like, go to ABBA. ABBA. Get a $17 gin and tonic.

Starting point is 00:01:37 By the way, I had a margarita there one time. Not good. At all. I don't care. Not good at all. Yeah, you've talked about this before. I really don't care. I'm just saying. ABBA. Try the B care. Not good at all. Yeah, you've talked about this before. I really don't care. I'm just saying.

Starting point is 00:01:47 Abba, try the Biltini, a martini, and then Bill Spitz in your face. Only $29.99. Is it this bill? Different bill. I'm not fucking 40 yet, dude. Oh, whoa, whoa. How old are you? 35. Is Abba the hotel or the Mediterranean place? If you ask the lady in Mexico

Starting point is 00:02:03 who went around the hot tub telling everyone how old they looked, she said I was 40. Damn. Yeah. Yeah. It was honestly blatantly disrespectful. She didn't have the hots for you. It really tanked my vibe that day. You don't give me 40 vibes, dog.

Starting point is 00:02:16 Wait, who told you that? The dermatologist at the... Ooh, it hurts more that she was a dermatologist. Hey, Will. It kind of pissed me off because she went under on every single person in the hot tub except for me and i was the last one and i almost feel like she tried to like go above just so she didn't like sound like the nice person and i just took a stray damn she didn't sound like it was a stray and then i was like hey target i was like hey i host like a a podcast that's kind of like wellness adjacent but we don't really talk about

Starting point is 00:02:44 that is there any way that you'd want to come on and talk skincare and then i just ghosted her ass as you should we got our guy in atlanta seth dermatologist check out goodman dermatology out there he will he could talk skincare with you and us business small business september bae's gonna make me go to the dermo soon. Just get some moles checked. Like, I'm fine, though. Just a little worried about my health and everything. Don't even start, dude. Don't, honestly.

Starting point is 00:03:10 Just worry about your fits, too. If you're out there, if you're out there and you're thinking about going to the dermatologist to get your moles checked, please don't have this laissez-faire kind of attitude that Dylan has about it. No, you're right. As someone who has gotten moles removed and has to get another one removed on his back, Dylan, it's very serious. I'll remove it for you. My dad had a melanoma removed. Any, you're right. As someone who has gotten moles removed and has to get another one removed on his back, Dylan. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:03:26 It's very serious. I'll remove it for you. My dad had a melanoma removed. Any jokes you want to make? I have a pocket knife out there. For me to just do it here. Is that yours? You're making jokes again. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:03:34 You like it, don't you? The handle is bone. Which also, coincidentally, is their money. Every time you pop it open, it goes, Welcome to the... Yeah. Bone Zone. Bone Zone goes, welcome to the... Yeah. Bone Zone. Bone Zone.

Starting point is 00:03:48 We talked to Bone Zone yesterday. Were you allowed to say that? Patreon.com slash circling back podcast. Yesterday we did a spooky version of Do You Know It for all the Dickie Know It alls out there. I hated that we did have J-Bone on, but it was while we were answering a question. So I feel like I didn't give him the proper attention. Yeah. I couldn't talk to him at all.

Starting point is 00:04:06 Go check it out. Also, this upcoming month, October, all October long, every Tuesday, it's going to be spooky season, baby. Little Pumpkin over here is about to be just smoking on that September pack. Yeah, hopefully so. Hey, man, it's me, Little check out spooky season only be on the paywall on patreon four weeks what is season four david man where do i begin you know it's just uh it's a podcast we do on patreon uh I kind of put together some spooky stories, some submissions from listeners. If you're a listener and you have a spooky ghost story or just something paranormal or weird that happened,

Starting point is 00:04:54 or maybe like an urban legend in your hometown. Oh, yeah. Email spooky at washedmedia.com or tell them about the form. Bring back the forums. No, the form. Their back the forums. No, the form. Their form. I don't know. Watched media.

Starting point is 00:05:09 I've been telling people there was. Hey, listen, though. If you are easily spooked, stay away from this podcast. I'm telling you, you don't want any part of it. You don't want any part of this, do we? Crying to your mommy. It's not addictive. Crying to your mom and be like, oh, I got too skewed.

Starting point is 00:05:23 No hangover. I'm skewed. That's what Will sounds like i'm seriously scary stop stop oh i have to i have to october spookies go check out washedmedia.com spooky season spelled s-z-n or you can just go to washedmedia.com click on the Season logo, and you can submit your own Spooky Season story. Make that happen. May I take a moment and discuss the hat that's sitting right in front of you guys right now?

Starting point is 00:05:54 So I was just going to get to that. WatchMedia.shop. Dylan, speak to the hat sitting in front of us right now. New hat about to drop. It just got delivered, I don't know, 30 minutes ago. It is a Too Much Dip the you know the old school university bar hats look them up they used to be very popular i had quite a few i heard dave had some bars after a few beers at university back in the day i heard it took him a

Starting point is 00:06:17 couple times to pass the bar is that true no anyway uh the hat's right here. It came out better than I expected it to, honestly. It looks awesome. So probably available in the next few days. Washmedia.shop. I'm very excited about it. Yeah. This hat is one of the coolest things we've actually done. I wish it was up right now so we could just go straight promoting it.

Starting point is 00:06:40 Yeah, me too. It is what it is. Washmedia.shop. Go check it out. I've also pulled up some recent reviews. You for this yeah you ready for this this one says my favorite podcast but please be nicer to dorn i don't i don't really track with that one right i do this says spelled your name wrong more more cosmo bartender at the dick saloon please five stars it's a combination of bits.

Starting point is 00:07:06 It says Will keeps the pot on track. Dylan is the foil. What does that mean? I don't know. It means you're leftovers. And Dave's deadpan one-liner completes the circle in Circling Back. I famously never miss a show, and I think you know where I'm going with this. Another one said, don't be a kook.

Starting point is 00:07:24 Listen to Circling Back. I think that's a little shout out to our friends over in OBX. Outer Banks for those who don't know. Kook. Kook is a term not just from that region. Yeah, but I think that's what they're referring to. You're a big Sarah Cameron fan. Don't get the reference.

Starting point is 00:07:41 Don't get the reference. Someone said, how about this one? The manly urge to get more than two TVs going during during football season five stars not sure what that has to do with us you should come over to my place my man cave i've got like 17 screens that seems excessive are there even 17 games on all the time no i don't even have cable wow really it's tough yeah most of the screens are blank you doing okay dude? no I've been living in the studio we can log you into Brett's YouTube TV is he on that YouTube TV shit? I am bitch

Starting point is 00:08:11 I am too I lied I do have cable it's not really cable hey and shout out to Google Fiber for finally coming out and burying the line in my backyard hey shout out to Google Fiber for never working when I had it I had it.

Starting point is 00:08:27 I had a good experience with Goog Fibes. I should have just called you. You could have helped me with that line. You know your way around tools and things of that nature. I'm quite handy with the tool, if you know what I mean. You're nice with it. Yeah. Regulators. Dylan can do that thing with the wire where

Starting point is 00:08:46 it's like in his nose but also coming out of his mouth mount up that was always on nickelodeon that summer sanders show didn't somebody do it with spaghetti or something like oh people gotta stop doing stop playing with your food i went to italy recently ate spaghetti there you guys hear about this yeah prego i'll be honest i didn't know what prego meant the entire time and i was kind of a little gun shy i explained it to you like a million times i said it a lot and no one really responded whenever i said it so it means um a myriad of different things but it's most commonly myriad was commonly used to express you're welcome but you can say it just like good cheer it's like a prego

Starting point is 00:09:25 so if i responded to someone saying prego to me with prego is that acceptable because that's what i did yeah okay cool that's perfect hey we got even bigger news tonight's a big night first time in a couple months wednesday night been waiting all day for wed night. Happy Hour Live. All my rowdy internet friends are coming over tonight. YouTube.com slash remix. YouTube.com slash washed media. What just happened? We will be live at 7 p.m. Central Time. Not Central Standard Time.

Starting point is 00:10:00 DJ Bill. We have a special guest. Are we allowed to announce our guest? It's our show. It's Cole Campbell. It's not Cole Campbell. It's not. It have a special guest. Are we allowed to announce our guest? It's our show. It's Cole Campbell. It's not Cole Campbell. No, it's not. It is noted golf man, DJ Pi from No Laying Up.

Starting point is 00:10:13 Golf man. I've curated a game that he might not enjoy the game when we play it, but I've curated a game that I think will be kind of fun to play. So, again, 7 p.m. tonight, youtube.com slash washedmedia. YouTube.com. I'm strictly asking golf questions. Well, my segment is anything but. If he has any desire to come onto this live stream and just kind of not talk golf for once, I'm not going to let it happen.

Starting point is 00:10:41 I'm going to get deep in it. No. I think our bread and butter, though, is having guests on who have an expertise somewhere and then us just not even confronting that what if their expertise is like i don't know like backpacking the serengeti or something yeah swimming swimming in the ganges correct or climbing mount kilimanjaro it's kind of hard for me to watch red zone right now i dude why because every time i see him i feel bad because you miss him so much no dude you know there was a time where i felt bad because it is kind of a bit now but i re-watched that clip recently he's just going on and on and it's like dude this he's got

Starting point is 00:11:19 a lot to say a lot of tales to tell he sounded like fucking hansel i love the guy he's a big part of my sundays but just he just had a look like every every story got doper which i should like but it was just like i scaled k2 um i actually was an apprentice to a Sherpa in Nepal in college, and it just snowballed. We're talking about our good friend Scott Hanson. Scotty too hottie. Not to be confused with Chris Hanson. Oh. Why don't you have a seat?

Starting point is 00:11:55 Why don't you have a seat over here? Do you use the name Roger Dorn? Not that funny. It's actually pretty sad. What happens there? What do you – I don't even know what you're talking about chris hansen to catch a predator oh how people get them were you on that come on man oh okay okay bob just see the uh new uh cringe russell wilson just? Is it him describing his

Starting point is 00:12:25 dangerous sandwich? Mm-hmm. He's the king of cringe. Not the king of pop, but cringe instead. I'm officially

Starting point is 00:12:33 ready to say that I've got Russell Wilson overload, and I no longer find him entertaining, even in the cringe way.

Starting point is 00:12:40 I think he's self-aware. He is too self-aware, yeah. Too self-aware. He sucks. What are you going to do if they win the Super Bowl? What do you mean? I'm not going to do anything.

Starting point is 00:12:51 That's going to drive you nuts. They're not going to win the Super Bowl. I'll be fine. They're not going to win the Super Bowl. You know, he has won one before. Right. Should have been two, but they were picked. Ill-timed.

Starting point is 00:13:01 Malcolm Butler. Right. Shouts. Sounds like he shouldn't shouldn't throw that pick no i think he's like that one back maybe just give it to beast mode i famously have never thrown a pick i threw quite a few during my intramural mural days were you the intramural qb i was for a little bit yeah because i had a cannon still do do you ever do you ever think about declaring for the the nfl draft yeah you could have been a draft king well you know will the nfl action I had a cannon. Still do. Do you ever think about declaring? For the NFL draft?

Starting point is 00:13:25 Yeah, you could have been a draft king. Well, you know, Will. The NFL action is in full swing here with DraftKings Sportsbook. What's up, Dave? It was a too much to plug. We're going to do a combine video. For those of you that don't know, DraftKings Sportsbook is an official sports betting partner in the NFL.

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Starting point is 00:14:44 Minimum age and eligibility restrictions apply. See show for details. And yeah, we got some disclaimers that I'm going to put in the description of this episode. Go peep those. Thank you. Thanks for breaking that down. No, Dylan, our dip picks, we do a stream also on Too Much Dip. Mañana.

Starting point is 00:15:04 And the loser, whoever picks uh whoever loses to the guest basically has to do a combine video yeah so it could be one of us it could be none of us it could be all of us we don't know but uh our friend uh jake who jake kemp from the ticket dallas uh popped on and said dylan uh after the combine is gonna pick up like a ufda deal because he's so good in athletics. You know how quarterbacks at the combine, they'll just throw, right? You want me to just hit all the routes on the tree route? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:15:36 Route tree, I should say, instead of doing like, you know, the typical 40-yard dash, bench press, cone drill, that kind of thing. I'll just make it rain out there if you want me to. That's what I'm saying. I'm on it. I like that you're trying to make excuses to get out of these drills right now because you know that your boy's gonna fucking roast you who's gonna roast me i didn't get invited to the last combine because they thought i was too tough of a competition i kind of want to do it i want i'm gonna take it seriously like i'm gonna i'm gonna practice because i want to show you i can do a sub 540 stretch those hammies man yeah i would love to get invited to this combine unlike the grand Grand X combine, which I was famously

Starting point is 00:16:07 left out of for no reason. Let's just do it, dog. Just me and Dan sitting in the bullpen together doing nothing. Yeah, Dan learned the hard way. You can't just go sprint. Can't believe Dan intentionally injured himself so I wouldn't embarrass him at the combine. Weird move of Dan to not even just go attend the taping of the combine. He could have done bench press.

Starting point is 00:16:24 He could have just stood there doing commentary. It would have been hilarious. Dan probably would have won. Well, I don't know about that, Dan. Modern Dan. Today, Dan wins bench press. He would have caught me on bench press. Primal Dan?

Starting point is 00:16:36 Dude, sometimes Dan will text me. I'm at the gym. We're not working out together. Like, hey, you mind coming spot me? I'm like, incline? I'm like, okay. He's done that to me before. And he's doing-

Starting point is 00:16:44 I didn't know you were here. I look around the gym. He's like, i'm just like okay can you do are you gonna possibly need me because this is so much weight i just don't know if i can save you if we i don't want to spoil this weekend in fun but if we go out this weekend i think we should holler at dan we're gonna step out on friday could talk about this mcdonald's happy meal i don't know what's going on with this mcdon Meal? Why do you say McDonald's? He watched The Founder. Do you want me to do a live reading of the column?

Starting point is 00:17:14 Actually, yes, I do. McDonald's and Taco Bell tapping into nostalgia with the return of menu items and collectibles. What's going on here, David? I'm not familiar. Do you want me to read it in my voice or Stefan's voice? Oh, you What's going on here, David? I'm not familiar. Do you want me to read it in my voice or Stefan's voice? Oh, are you actually going to read the column? Well, I just want to read one part in Stefan's voice. Fans who purchase the McDonald's box

Starting point is 00:17:35 will automatically be entered to win exclusive merchandise every week, including custom cactus plant flea market, McDonald's items. It's a collab. Are you familiar with the streetwear brand Cactus Plant Flea Market? I'm not. Surely you are. I'm not.

Starting point is 00:17:51 As a retail therapy host. What kind of Johns do they have? I'm trying to take my hat out of the streetwear game. I just asked a question. That's a young man's game. I'd appreciate an answer. What? What kind of Johns do they they have i don't know i found the post grab problems article about ray crock from the

Starting point is 00:18:09 founder if you want me to just read the entire thing right now the one that you wrote yeah the one that like at least 2600 people have read that's all time those are good numbers they're not oh that's over like six years not good period. Not good numbers, yeah. Not good numbers at all. No. Probably the worst thing we posted on there in that month. No, it wasn't. I mean, numbers-wise, yeah. I think the content was strong, though. I stand by it.

Starting point is 00:18:33 The problem is we were one of like 600 people who actually watched the movie, I think. It was a good movie. Michael Keaton deserved to be nominated. It was fine. Michael Keaton was great. I was ready for it to be over. I was fine. Michael Keaton was great. I was ready for it to be over. I was ready. It's about like the guy

Starting point is 00:18:46 who created McDonald's or the guys who created McDonald's and then like the guy who just came in like, hey, you guys should be doing this, this, and this and they just stole their business. You know, he was Batman

Starting point is 00:18:55 at one point. Good Batman, by the way. He was also Birdman at one point. Like the NBA player? Or the rapper? The Oscar winning movie, Dylan. Oh.

Starting point is 00:19:10 Academy Awards. Ever heard of it? Yeah, I have. I think I won a couple. One section says, steal that one guy's wife. Business dinners are a dime a dozen. That's part of life on the road. If you ever find yourself in a meeting and the other guy brings his hot wife,

Starting point is 00:19:24 you should do everything you can to make sure she becomes your wife and if you if you're already married that's even more reason to steal that dumb ass's wife a married guy who's looking to steal wives from business associates is to be taken seriously that happened in the movie they're just reading his own column live like dude it was a good it was funny this it was funny and i just want to i want to breathe life into it. This says, can I read something from this? Not Dave's column. Yeah, sorry.

Starting point is 00:19:50 Back on track. This says, on Tuesday, Taco Bell announced its first ever in-app voting experience, allowing fans to vote for either the Double Decker Taco or the Enchirito to return to menus for a limited time. Are you familiar with either of these, Dylan? Wait, they get rid of the Double Decker Taco? Yeah. That used to be an absolute go-to item of mine.

Starting point is 00:20:06 Well, yeah, it was introduced in 1995. So you were probably driving a Taco Bell all the time to go snag one of those. I'm pretty sure they still make it for you, even if it's not on the menu. They might. But this was introduced in 1995 as a limited time offering before it became a 13-year menu mainstay. Oh, a dummy on the Double dex. From 2006 to 2019. Do you know if that's going to be offered at the Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell? Probably.

Starting point is 00:20:33 Because that's only where I go. Are you familiar with the Enchirito? No. This is a soft flour tortilla filled with beef, beans, and onions rolled up and covered with red sauce and cheddar cheese. And it was first introduced in 1970 before being retired in 2013 sounds dang can you imagine being like say you were born in like 1890 and it's 1970 you're 80 years old and you go to taco bell for the first time and you try that

Starting point is 00:20:59 that had to just blow your little dick off. Yeah, maybe. That's a flavor buster. That's a flavor buster. That's how I read it, or like heard it do. There's a comma in there. Right. Yeah, I don't know, Dave. I don't know if 80-year-olds like venture off to Taco Bell.

Starting point is 00:21:22 Like, I'm going to try the that i want to try the encherito sounds good someone did sure someone like picked up taco bell brought it home and said here you go grandpa here's a fucking burrito or an encherito whatever it's called there's a mexican pizza way of just bringing that to your some people just don't have good relationships with their grandparents randy can you confirm or deny whether or not you recently had a grilled stuffed burrito from Taco Bell? I did. Now we're talking. Did it hit?

Starting point is 00:21:49 The grilled cheese is just too greasy on top. I just rather have a regular burrito. It's like too messy. Oh yeah, they did cover the new burritos and cheese. It's a grilled cheese burrito. We don't need that. Yeah, it's not that good. And I used to get Double Decker Supreme tacos

Starting point is 00:22:03 and they were so good. I just need them to bring back the Mexi melt. What's your favorite sauce? I don't know. I don't really care. Oh, I'm a fire boy. I'll do any of them. I'm a fire boy.

Starting point is 00:22:14 I'll take fire. Is fire the hottest? I think so. It's as hot as fire. I've done Taco Bell maybe once in the last five years, and I enjoyed it. In the last five years. Good. And this is, I'm not talking Austin specific chains. So take your P. Terry's out of there.

Starting point is 00:22:30 Take your whatever out of there. In the last five years, what fast food do you think you've eaten the most of? Probably P. Terry's. I said you can't do P. Terry's. Oh, sorry. God damn it. It's like the first thing he said. Do you have any segments you want to ruin right now?

Starting point is 00:22:44 Let's just talk about this. I wasn't listening. Have a seat. We brought you here today. You're not paying attention to the show. I usually don't, no. Your head's up your ass. What's wrong?

Starting point is 00:22:51 It is. I don't know. I don't listen to you guys because y'all are boring and stupid. I feel like we're not that boring. Take your head out of your butt. Wait, why can't you use Austin places? Because I want this to be relatable to people who don't give a fuck about Austin. There's people outside of Texas who listen to this pod.

Starting point is 00:23:02 Yeah. Mark's loves Pete Terry's. Okay, I don't care. Chick-fil-A for sure. Okay. For sure. Okay. No question.

Starting point is 00:23:11 I didn't expect that answer, but I never think to go to Chick-fil-A. They have a breakfast bowl that's pretty good. Wake and bake, dude. Breakfast bowl. No, it's actual food. Oh, don't look at me. But if you hit a breakfast bowl and then ate the breakfast bowl, I bet it would taste extra good.

Starting point is 00:23:28 Let's try it out. Given the munchies that would occur. Let's do a brand activation with Chick-fil-A. Do you think they'll be down with us? The munchies. Do you think they'll be down with us just burning? I get a hell of munchies when I burn. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:23:40 I feel like that's outdated pot slang. What about you, Dave? Can you put your money where your mouth is and say that you've eaten at Arby's the most over the last five years? I've had Arby's maybe once in the last five years, and it was a bottom five fast food experience I've ever had. If they served Arby's curly fries at every fast food restaurant. You know me. I like Arby's.

Starting point is 00:24:00 I told you what happened. I got curly fries. That's all you need. Three of the fries were curly. The rest were just strays. Just straight and like, you know, the runts of the fry litter. Oh, that's why you got it. Were you drive through or did you go in?

Starting point is 00:24:17 It's only that new one is apparently only drive through. Well, that's why you get the shitty ones. If you go in and get face to face with them and really, you know, put in the time give you the good fries is that the secret to success yeah yeah i'm a mcdonald's grinder you know i just been eating those chicken mcnuggets like they're going out of style cleanest way to cleanest way to eat a meal on the road no i'm big on their breakfast but that's it i get it i don't order anything else besides just fries and chicken mcnuggets at this point maybe sometimes i'll rip it like a $1.29 uh quarter pounder with cheese sure the double quarter pounder with cheese is just too

Starting point is 00:24:56 much meat for those of you wondering cactus plant flea market is popular with younger audiences for its limited edition drops wow which is kind of something we've pioneered. Wow. The limited edition drops. So anyway, in the past, the market has teamed with both Kanye West and Nike for different sneaker collaborations, as well as Supreme, among others. Man, they got that in a raw strip? Sounds like something I'd be out on.

Starting point is 00:25:24 Okay, mister, you're wearing Jordordans and stuff you're kind of a hype beast these days i know you're wearing soccer jerseys and stuff like you're a big hype beast you're kind of a poser with the swag so you are kind of a poser that is the that that minty or green jersey that you're wearing that dope that minty green john it's somehow the most popular one at the stadium because it's dope but it's like not even the actual colors you're wearing that minty green john it's somehow the most popular one at the stadium because it's dope but it's like not even the actual colors you're not the actual colors is it an alternate yeah it's a road jersey it's their third kit it's a roadie ever heard of it yeah please don't drink and drive what's your favorite thing to eat on a road trip

Starting point is 00:26:03 when you can't stop and park in like a parking lot and eat it you're like have to continue driving chicken mcnuggets the passenger holds the dipping sauce and then you dip in and you eat them and it's the cleanest way to eat you're gonna like the way you look it's dumb definitely don't eat a hamburger like that or a sandwich anything with lettuce because you're gonna have lettuce and if you get like a jersey mike's it's gonna have have like olive oil on it or whatever. And it's going to fall and stain your khakis. It's definitely happened to me multiple times.

Starting point is 00:26:30 I like to do the French dip from Arby's with the au jus. I put the au jus on the dashboard and I'm just dipping in there. Isn't it au jus? I just shoot the au jus. I don't know. Why don't jus shut the fuck up? Okay. France. Uh-huh. I don't know why don't you shut the fuck up okay France I shouldn't talk shit about Arby's

Starting point is 00:26:54 I bought some merch from them yesterday so what do explain you're in time yeah relax dude oh this must be a spooky season thing oh i forget that i always forget that dave's got the added pressure of having to dress up

Starting point is 00:27:12 for spooky season every episode no he doesn't have to but he's an absolute grind boy so usually does i need i need two costumes this year i need one costume for spooky season final episode where we all dress up y'all need to wear one for the first episode and the last maybe that's the only requirement i have it doesn't have to be elaborate the first and last first one's in like five days figured out that six days oh no i also need one for the brett merriman spooky happy hour bash monster mash party extravaganza can't wait to see what kind of tricks he pulls out of his bag. Damn, I need to come up with a concept. I hope that this year I don't feel like the oldest person standing around a foldable table

Starting point is 00:27:51 where everyone's playing a drinking game that I don't understand the rules of. I did not go out on that patio. It made me feel old. I don't do that. I was like, damn, I'm playing a young man's game right now. I'm just hoping that I don't have to drink. Worked out. I did famously stay at that party till 1 a.m.

Starting point is 00:28:08 Wow, dude. That's awesome. He made me an old-fashioned thing. Just absolutely sent me home. Really? So you're telling me that Brett Merriman's got a heavy pour? Who would have thought? I was halfway through it, and I was i was like you know if you finish this this

Starting point is 00:28:25 is inner monologue you're gonna have to go and call that uber hoss and finish it and i called that uber hoss be responsible i thank you no i had the kid at home i need to make i need to make this one i missed last year yeah why'd you fuck up you skipped it why'd you boycott it i heard it was mid because i wasn't there it It was actually a really good party. One of the best house parties I went to last year. That's not what I heard, man. Probably one of the only house parties I went to. Hey, can you hear this?

Starting point is 00:28:52 Do not come. Do not come. I'm gonna come. What is that for? Can you talk to me about Iron Man, David? I forgot we had fire intro music for the one-off. The cinematic universe of Marvel. Shout out to Cool Adam.

Starting point is 00:29:15 Oh, yeah, there's a jet suit. And it says, headline, this jet suit could make you fly like Iron Man. If you're rich. Whoa. 400 grand for this bad boy? Are you looking at it? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:29:32 Honestly, if this thing works, like, not saying it needs to be Iron Man-esque, because that's obviously many, many years away. Yeah, he flies very fast. But if this will get you up in the air and land you safely it is worth 400 grand i mean these things have been around for a minute yeah they have but i don't think they've been readily like just available right humans to to buy i'm just saying like they they work you know can you believe that it costs three thousand dollars to simply test the suit for a few hours at one of the company's flight centers three grand just to test this thing how long until dude perfect gets to go do it and they get paid to do it probably like next week

Starting point is 00:30:09 that's a layup if you pay if you pay the three grand and you buy how much is it four hundred thousand four hundred grand if you pay the three hundred three grand do they take that off the price if you buy the 400k because i'd make that request that point does it matter yeah it does it goes towards your deductible i want that less than one percent discount yeah yeah they probably apply it to the 400k price tag how much to do the the one that you do on the water i'm never doing that one oh that one is cool that one ends with me freaking out like doing one side too hard and just going straight into the water and breaking my neck that one looks pretty cool it looks dangerous though it's it's significantly less baller than this one

Starting point is 00:30:50 i just don't need to fly like you know i mean everyone talks about everyone used to talk about like flying cars and shit like that can you imagine if we just had a bunch of personal helicopters going around how dangerous that would be we don't need flying cars and flying people i agree like it's unnecessary who's gonna teach all these idiots to fly these things? You can't even operate cars the right way. A bunch of idiots on the road. All these texting kids and they're texting and flying. Kids aren't the biggest texters.

Starting point is 00:31:15 It's old people. Old people are the biggest texting and driving people I've ever met. They're always just sitting there at lights. I have to honk at your ass i always feel bad when i honk at someone for being a bad driver and i pull them next to them and they're like 98 years old like oh damn here let's do a test let's do a test right now all right let's say we're let's say we're at a uh a red light right now okay and you don't see it turn green and so no you're you're the car in front of me okay no i'm sorry i'm the car in front of you

Starting point is 00:31:44 okay and i'm just on my phone texting i'm sorry. I'm the car in front of you, okay? And I'm just on my phone texting. I'm doing my Klein thing. Just texting and driving. You're Kleining it. So when I say go. Mr. Going down 360. It's true.

Starting point is 00:31:56 That's facts. Two hands on the phone leaving the accountant's office. Stop doing that, dog. When I say ding, I'm going to give some silence, and you're going to say when you will honk. And you i'm gonna give some silence and you're gonna say when you will honk and you're gonna give me the amount of time when the light turns green you're saying yeah and you're not when i say ding light is green be quiet be quiet all right ding beep beep yep yep that's very appropriate you crutch that that's a great amount of time five seconds a lot of it a lot of it is like light dependent. If it's a light where it gets backed up and

Starting point is 00:32:28 there's like 10 cars and some people are going to miss the light because of this person, I'll get a little more aggressive. I'm trying to help out the squad. The quick double honk is the most polite honk there is, by the way. The double honk. Beep, beep. Yeah. The longer you lay on it, the worse it is. Just like a little tap, tap. Noted. I need to adopt that. Hey, attention.

Starting point is 00:32:46 I had a quick light the other day. You know how you learn your lights when you're on your commute and stuff. I had a quick light the other day and I knew that if this lady didn't start moving soon, we were going to have a situation on our hands. And I hit her with the one extended honk. You were going to throw a hand. And she gave me a real aggressive like, sorry. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:33:00 I was like, okay, that's nice. Is that really how she waved? Yeah. No, that's exactly how she waved. I crushed it that never happens to me i just go double bird and i just and i just gas it sally does not like how free i am with a middle finger on the road are you throwing the finger dude you got to be careful i know i know that's why she doesn't like it she's going to get got some people we don't do that she's worried that like she's worried that some dude's gonna be smoking on that

Starting point is 00:33:23 wheel pack people are either doing jiu jitsu or like packing heat he don't want any of that smoke yeah but they'll pull some dude gonna do what's he gonna do if he does jiu-jitsu choke you out leave you on the side how's he gonna get me he's gonna take your car to the mat i don't know he's gonna fucking rear naked choke your might someone might have like a mac 10 on him though and just spray your car that's the thing i don't want to get sprayed maybe a tommy gun my favorite thing that people do is when they when they're in that position and then to compensate they just floor it and like so they try to get as far away from everybody who's just behind them as possible like oh i can't if we pull up to another light and they pull up next to me that's gonna be real embarrassing i respect those

Starting point is 00:34:03 people that just happen to get the hell out of dodge they'll just turn into a neighborhood and just wait like all right i'm out of here sometimes i just want to drive up next to him and be like i didn't i don't want to honk at you like you know this is on you that you fucked up i called you out yeah sorry is what it is what were you looking at on your phone? Were you looking at Dave's founder PGP article? Is that what you were reading? Yeah, they were reading it. You're number 3001. Anyway, yeah, let's get a suit.

Starting point is 00:34:36 Can you just fly these suits around in the neighborhood? If you can't fly drones anywhere, I see no reason why you'd be able to just fly in your jet suit somewhere. Yeah, you get to go to a designated area, I would imagine. Wouldn't you be a little afraid of getting shot down by somebody? You fly over some like redneck's yard and he's like, fuck this. Don't be in my airspace. Maybe.

Starting point is 00:34:55 Clack, clack. Come around here, you will get clapped. Is it like a jet ski where like you get shot in the head while you're on your jet suit that just keeps flying you around there's a little thing a little cord that attaches to it dude if you're out there that's a bad place to be if that these things fall off a jet ski and that thing's still moving uh yeah as someone who has fallen off a jet ski and did not have the key thing strapped to our thing it's not fun to get back on that jet ski that thing's like fiji by now it just kept going it was going in circles around us very intimidating situation damn we kind of just faced we we had we

Starting point is 00:35:33 had to face like the the conversation of do we just let this thing run out of gas like what do we do what did you do i'd wrangle a bowl i got near it and I grabbed on to the side of it and I just let it tow me. And I knew I had one single opportunity to pull myself up because I would be wasting so much energy on that that it wouldn't work. And I somehow got myself up and I got to kill it. It was very stressful. You're a hero. The person that I was with, I'm not going to throw them under the bus, but he is stronger than me. And maybe he, I think he should have maybe been the one pulling himself up much better shape than your boy. Seems like a compliment the bus, but he is stronger than me. And maybe he, I think he should have maybe been the one pulling himself up. Much better shape than your boy.

Starting point is 00:36:06 Seems like a compliment. Yeah, but he kind of handled the situation not well. Was it tube socks? No, it wasn't tube socks. Tube socks and I have very similar arm structures. He does have tiny arms. He's got J-bone arms. He's got that Bubba Watson body.

Starting point is 00:36:21 He is Bubba Watson. Yeah. Yes. Tube socks and Bubba Watson. They've never been spotted in the same place. Yeah, this is going to look really cool as an attraction at Dude Perfect's theme park. Hashtag Chad flies down to guide our tour. Welcome.

Starting point is 00:36:38 You guys want a taco before we go? They're just going to gift them one. Dude Perfect. Like here, just have one. Wouldn't you? Fly around your HQ. I mean, that seems like a no-brainer. Yeah, it is. We're kind of putting the deal together for them. gonna gift them one dude perfect like here just have wouldn't you fly around your hq i mean that's seems like a no-brainer yeah we're kind of putting the deal together for them

Starting point is 00:36:49 the only taste is so sick the only issue i have with this is that like it's not really like this jet suit's not machine washable you know what is our good friends over at rothy's you see these shoes that's quite the leap you just made but yeah i've had i have i love i didn't leap i got in my jet pack and i flew there okay right we got some of these rothys in the mail i had already i'd already heard uh my mother shout from the rooftops about how much she loves rothys talk about how nice they are just to wash them in the washing machine do it and i was like you know what how good can these things actually be you take them out of the box and these are the most ready to wear shoes i've ever seen in my entire life no blisties blisters he's meaning no blisties they got that rso1 sneaker or even the

Starting point is 00:37:36 driving loafer i love a good driving loafer their loafers made for driving i don't know if i have not copped the driving loafer but i do have the white ones that I do wear to the gym. And, you know, if I have a serious sesh, I'll go throw them in the washer, boom. Just put them outside, they dry, wear them the next day. Yeah, dude, these things are versatile. You can wear them literally anywhere. From the gym, you can wear them at the happy hour,

Starting point is 00:38:00 to maybe even the discotheca. Maybe even the bibliotheca if you're feeling wild. It's a library. Right. But these things are seriously comfortable. It's almost like wearing just a nice thick pair of socks, but with just a nice sole that just, you know, allows you just to be free. They are mad comfortable.

Starting point is 00:38:17 Mad comfortable. Like, they really, really are. Say goodbye to the break-in period you usually have when you have to go through other shoes. Their soft, flexible material and wildly comfortable insoles make them one of the most wearable shoes right out of the box if dirty sneakers are your greatest pet peeve rest easy this is for you dylan you got a lot of dirty sneakers out there rothy's shoes are 100 machine washable thanks they're sustainably made material so you never have to worry about dirtying those things up they're knit with 100 recycled materials they're all about dave's recycle reuse reduce whatever yes what is it dave's reduce reuse recycle that's big something i came up with

Starting point is 00:38:52 so it's a no-brainer that these things are best-selling men's shoes that get five-star reviews from almost every single customer and to top it all off the driving loafer was just named one of times they famously published dorn over here, 100 Best Inventions of 2021 in the style category calling it, quote, an ideal shoe for the late pandemic era. Time ever publish you, Dave? Huh? Didn't think so.

Starting point is 00:39:16 Dave's not part of the lamestream media. We're on that guerrilla radio shit. Did you submit your founder column to Time? They may have run it. I completely missed the context of this because I was looking for some fall clothes. Yeah, sure. Yeah, no, I've not been published by Time. This season, find out why people fall hard for Rothy's.

Starting point is 00:39:35 The new shoes, bags, and more for everybody. You can snag something for yourself or maybe even just someone you love. For a limited time, get $20 off your first purchase at rothys.com slash steam. That's $20 off at r-o-t-h-y-s dot com slash steam. Do you guys feel that this morning? If it's the weather, yeah, we already talked about it, actually. Step outside, you're like, man, I don't know how this is going to feel. Then suddenly, you're like, ooh, is it crisp?

Starting point is 00:40:02 Is it crisp adjacent? What is it? There was a certain crisp in the air. It's in the ballpark of crisp. A tinge of crisp. You could see the crisp at the end of the tunnel. There are some people out there, and their favorite thing about fall is going to an apple orchard, you know, copping some apple johns.

Starting point is 00:40:18 Not me. Some people out there, they want to break out that brown liquor for the first time in a little bit and get in their bag. Ooh, or some fall beers, perhaps. people want those ipas those october fest it's the best season for beers everybody knows it some people say it's the best saison for a saison you know what i mean sorry it's hard to say it's hard to say it's on yeah me i like dressing i like busting out those fall layers this is not an ad read read, by the way. I like putting them on my body. Yeah, that's easy. And I like going out and I like flexing with the boys.

Starting point is 00:40:48 I like to walk down the street with a coffee in my hand and look like we're just extras on that awkward moment. One of the greatest movies ever made. Never heard of it. You should go watch it. It's got Zac Efron, Miles Teller, and Michael B. Jordan. Yeah, dude, I'm all over it. I got home yesterday and my mother-in-law was watching

Starting point is 00:41:02 Devil Wears Prada with my son. Good. Good movie. That's all. I've never seen it. I got home yesterday and my mother-in-law was watching Devil Wears Prada with my son. Good. Good movie. That's all. I've never seen it. Didn't realize Adrian Grenier was in it. That's all.

Starting point is 00:41:11 He's a scumbag in the movie. Is he? Noted gaslighter. No. Yes. Was that like his last big role? He's kind of chotchy in the movie.

Starting point is 00:41:19 Oh, he's the worst in the movie. He's the worst person in that movie. Nothing he says is right. He's trying to dim her light and I don't appreciate it. She's just a girl boss trying to win. Yeah, that's something you can say about Adrian Grenier in the movie. He's the worst person in that movie. Nothing he says is right. He's trying to dim her light, and I don't appreciate it. She's just a girl boss trying to win.

Starting point is 00:41:27 Yeah, that's something you can say about Adrian Grenier in that movie. He does not like to see girl bosses winning. Dave? It's a great fall rom-com, though. I gathered that. It's a fine movie. Handsome guy. Holds doors for people.

Starting point is 00:41:38 Emily Blunt is also in the movie. Want to go hit this? She's the best character. I'm good. She deserved an Oscar for her supporting actress work. She's pretty. Chill out, dude.

Starting point is 00:41:53 You don't have to make this age. I thought she was just talented. She's pretty. Pretty young lady. Do you think you're going to try to cop her from John Krasinski? Sounds condescending. I'm not going to try to cop her

Starting point is 00:42:01 from Jim Halpert. No. There's no way she would leave him for you. You're probably right. Also, I'm not going to try. I'm happily married. I know. I'm just saying.

Starting point is 00:42:13 Don't get any ideas. No, I'm literally not. I can see those wheels spinning. Yeah. You see Emily Blunt at a South by party, and she's like, what's up, Dorn? Emily who? Bring back the forums. Yeah, man.

Starting point is 00:42:23 We get a weed reference. Stop trying to pass me. Don't even stop making this a drug man I got two I got two twisted off that ghost blunt yesterday yeah he's still high aren't you yeah I'm smoking that phantom well with with the fall season imminent we got these crispy boy mornings it's still 90 when I go home from work every day that's not fun yeah the mornings are nice though but we we do have this fall little crisp in the air which means it's time guys we're gonna do a little draft right now call us the draft kings have we ever intro to segment for that long no before we before people realize what we were about that was an excessive and that was like an eight minute intro to the it's the fall clothing draft presented by call clothing oh no i'm sorry no we don't have that calls bag randy can you get

Starting point is 00:43:07 the calls back for us randy all right the bed with his like steal their napkins bit randy it's time you're on the mic you have to write a number down between one and ten he steals a little anti-theft sensors that are on the clothes this thing scared me as a child we're gonna determine the draft order you ready to determine this draft order oh yeah in three wait one between what one and ten okay i can do that randy do you have a number are you sure is that number written down i don't know if we can trust you i trust randy all right should we put our hands in the air yeah all right you ready yeah all right three two one four i'm holding up a two daddy's got eight it's nine it goes dave dylan will going clockwise starting at dave

Starting point is 00:43:59 what you got first picks a lot of pressure a lot of pressure good thing i was definitely prepared for this segment if you pick shackett i will come across this table at you i got bad news dylan he's gone country look at them boots cowboy boots wow those are on my list too they were not on mine you guys can have yay oh you probably put chukka boots on your list you dumb ass i was more of a Euro boot guy. Went to Italy. There's nothing wrong with Chukkas. What's a Chukka?

Starting point is 00:44:30 They were pretty cool in 2019. Yeah, I agree. Show me a Chukka. If you're trying to dim the light of a Chukka boot. I'm not showing you a Chukka sucker. You know they never go out of style. No, they're mid. Oh, okay.

Starting point is 00:44:42 They're fine. I had something similar. Desert boots go real hard. Desert boots? Yeah. Oh yeah oh yeah you know you've been in the desert bitch i live in the desert dog i probably wore cowboy boots dude you live in central austin yeah i live cowboy boots are my preferred footwear during the fall too david in the summertime it's just too high i probably wore them twice maybe three times if that fall it it's like I look forward to putting on. We're about to start dressing, Dave. Oh, yeah.

Starting point is 00:45:11 Damn. We'd call you Julius Caesar. Uh-huh. Dylan, as you were telling me earlier, fall is when the real frat stars come out. That's right. This is what separates the frat guys from the Jeans. I want to be fratting all summer long. I mean, all fall long.

Starting point is 00:45:28 Yeah, me too. I think so. I think it's frat boy from the jeans i'm gonna be fratting all summer long i mean i'll fall along i mean yeah me too i think so i think i think it's frat boy fall it is it is frat boy fall yeah i'm gonna grow my comb over out have we had i'm gonna just keep balling has the christian girl autumn girl spoken yet she's still she's still hibernating she's still in her cave yeah you might follow her that's decorated with all stuff from the waco market she's gonna emerge soon and just put on a cardigan start flexing it's my pick by the way are those are those the big tall riding boots still in style for the young ladies you'd have to ask a young lady i don't know but i could ask barrett too barrett would know yeah he wouldn't. He'd be like, ah, actually, no. They've been out of style for many years.

Starting point is 00:46:07 It's my pick. Go ahead. For my first pick, second overall, I'm picking a garment that can be worn maybe as a shirt. What are you doing? I already wrote it down, so just make it. It could be worn as a shirt. Perhaps also it could be worn as a shirt. Perhaps also it could be worn as a jacket. It's dynamic like that.

Starting point is 00:46:30 It's a little thing we like to call a shacket. Man, no one had you picking that first, man. This was brought into popularity by Klein Kubiak. That's not funny. Everyone knows I'm the original shacket guy. I made them popular. I brought them to pop culture. Now you see them everywhere.

Starting point is 00:46:48 Have you even gotten your Shacket for 2022 yet? I have not yet procured my Shacket. Oh, my God. I've always said if you don't have your Shacket determined by, like, you know, Labor Day, you're not even in the Shacket game. That's a pretty small baller of you. Labor Day, you're not even in the shacket. That's a pretty small baller of you. The first shacket I got is so perfect in every single way that anything I get from here on out is just going to be a downgrade in the shacket.

Starting point is 00:47:13 So you're telling me that the shacket that you procured in 2019 is just the goaded shacket? Yeah. So people can't wear chukka boots from 2019, but you can wear your shacket. And I'm going to get out in front of this. Every time I post a picture of the shacket or even mention it, I get about 6,000 DMs saying, hey, what brand is that? It's Overland, okay? The brand is Overland. Cool.

Starting point is 00:47:34 It's a mountain wear brand. Cool. And it's dope. Dude, such Gaper vibes from you right now. Major Gaper vibes. Are you serious? Major Gaper vibes. I'm the guy who like sneaky like shows up looking like a gator but then he just fucking shreds like a local all

Starting point is 00:47:49 day long gator like all right i got mad respect for this gator you have such bad sky vibes all right what's your pick that's right i was thinking that as well i'm a cape my cape on his sweater oh my god my first pick with my first pick i'm gonna leave the show with my first pick. With my first pick. I'm going to leave the show. With my first pick in the draft, third overall, first of my two in a row, I'm going to go with something that deserves all the cred for being a staple fall item. I'm going to go with a crew neck sweatshirt, my friends. It's a classic crew neck sweatshirt. I also have crew neck sweaty on here. With my second pick, I'm going to go with something that's just a tried and true

Starting point is 00:48:27 classic item oatmeal swivel they got them over here they got them overseas very popular in the english countryside i'm going with a field jacket a field jack just a classic canvas jacket you can wax it maybe a barn coat of some some sort a barn coat we We're just going with a canvas jacket. I'm going to, but for specificity purposes, I'm going to add the wax to it. Oh, Baird hooked me up with that Haller Brothers one

Starting point is 00:48:51 last fall and I cannot wait to break it out. Wow. That's a good pick. Glowing lack of wax That's a good value pick. Thank you.

Starting point is 00:49:00 Thank you, David. That's fine. Dylan, you're next. Don't fuck this up. Ooh. Interesting. You guys ready this up. Ooh. Interesting. You guys ready for this? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:49:09 I literally just called your name. Cable knit sweater. Oh. You just made fun of me for hypothetically picking a cable knit sweater. Because I thought you were going to pick it. So I was just preemptively making fun of you, hoping you were going to lean into it. Cable knit sweater. They probably can't pull it off.

Starting point is 00:49:23 I understand. It's kind of hard. Do it. Cable knit sweater. They probably can't pull it off. I understand. It's kind of hard. Maybe like an off-white color, perhaps.

Starting point is 00:49:32 Rest in peace, Virgil. Oh, off-white. Yeah, sure. Off-white. Dave doesn't even know that brand. Idiot. Continue with your thing. That's all. Cable knit sweater is my pick.

Starting point is 00:49:44 Good pick. Thank you. Maybe like a fair isle? idiot continue with your thing that that's all cable in the sweater is my pick good pick thank you maybe like a fair isle oh you don't even know what that is yeah i just rocked your fucking dick dude for pharrell like a pharrell hog a pharrell on the bench anyway that's a joke for five you got two picks davey boy oh i'm definitely prepared you're gonna botch this first pick can only be told via the miracle of song because i got news lord have mercy david's got his blue jeans on denim jeans this dude's going boots and jeans classic combination it is just do kranglers fall into this as they are denim? No. I think they do.

Starting point is 00:50:28 No. I think they do. The wrangler cranglers look like potato sacks. No, no, no. You're picking the wrong ones, fool. I'm not picking those. I'm picking regular denim. I'm just saying, like, you're on the wrong aisle.

Starting point is 00:50:42 Not the fair aisle. What aisle am I not on? Tell me. Please point me to the right aisle, sir. You're on the dumb aisle. Not the fair aisle. What aisle am I not on? Tell me. Please point me to the right aisle, sir. You're on the dumb aisle. I'm lost, man. This store confuses me. Where do I go?

Starting point is 00:50:50 So, Cranglers, for those new here, are khaki wranglers. They're made of denim, though. And they look like potato sacks. Denim, denim, denim. No, they don't. Color-wise, they do. You're crazy, dog.

Starting point is 00:51:01 It sounds like someone who's never been in a potato sack race. Pretty embarrassing. Go ahead. You have another pick. Keep talking i need to think yeah you've never you've never done a potato sack race and it shows i probably did when i was i was young i probably got first place not a big deal i could see you i could see you being a real mean partner in a three-legged race yeah if you can't keep up i could see you talking down real hard to your partner just drag him just dragging him on Back just covered in grass.

Starting point is 00:51:27 What's your next pick, Davey? Yeah, Dave. You've had like all morning to prepare for this. Just pick a QZ and let's move on. Pull over. Yeah. That was – the days of the quarter zip were numbered on the board. That's a great value pick.

Starting point is 00:51:41 Good work, Dave. To get that pick in the third or second probably the third it's a good one it's a good pick dave's got the dave's got the going out the four horsemen of going out in uptown dallas right now dude i am i am definitely living ready to step out in this is 25 year old dave speaking dave's gonna go out and talk to no chicks yeah but your instagram story's gonna be fun gonna be great me and the boys just blacked out for no reason. Very cool. Just staying on my buddy's couch.

Starting point is 00:52:11 All right, Dylan, your second to last pick. I'm staring at a few options here. Not yet sure what I'm going to go with. But it might just be a... Ooh. I'm going to go the casual route here. you're uh you know wake up you want to go grab a couple breakfast tacos you throw on a hoodie wow step out okay okay i've already copped my hoodie for the winter you guys might have seen it on instagram just one yeah uh yeah mine's a robeck hoodie all right you got i'm already strapped with those

Starting point is 00:52:47 but i've made one hoodie purchase backer 20 i wore one this morning to the gym actually backer 20 get you 20 off at roback check it out their hoodies are awesome they are great do we have any washed branded hoodies left i don't think so um those went quick i think limited drop man cactus flea market style yeah we do in the box out here i'll show you a box out here i'll box your bitch ass out of this podcast yeah dave will get inside you and chop your ass up i'm not afraid of that he should be i've got two picks i know i know what one of them is but i'm a little a little worried about this this fourth one with my next pick i'm gonna go with something that has not been talked about today and honestly i could have picked it sooner it's something that i love

Starting point is 00:53:29 breaking out every year it's something i love wearing with both long sleeves and short sleeves i'm talking about a vest baby i'm too vest to be stressed i'm not a vest guy i love this what i've learned and i've i don't really have a reason for understanding this at this point but what i've learned is that men in texas are a little more averse to a vest than people in other places i don't get it unless that vest is a north face or a patagonia they're not i'm just saying guys that's what guys in texas has to be a zip up no but people are weirded out by vests there's a genre of generic white guy in austin that's like um like real estate guy corporate real estate guy anybody come into mind no maybe he works with that okay and uh they all

Starting point is 00:54:13 wear like a uh a vest from um what supreme used to work with man outfitters no no it doesn't matter a vest they all wear vests and boots and dark jeans the one thing i do not wear a vest pretty sick look the one thing i don't want to wear a vest with i've been caught doing it i think there's an instagram out there of me actually doing this is is the button down shirt because if you start doing if you start doing the the roll up your button down shirt underneath the vest then you start putting out like hey i'm running for office five yeah you're kind of describing mike and i's fit at the chicago meetup mine i think touching base yeah i just think it's it's too generic white guy for me it's exactly what i wore it was the most generic like a peter millar button down that's why i think i stay away from it it's pronounced miller

Starting point is 00:55:02 i like to have a little i like to have a little bit of flavor to what I'm doing. I don't want to blend in with a bunch of other 38-year-old just douchey, generic white guys. Lean into it, Dylan. No. Dess are fine. I'm a little stressed about my next pick. I have something that I would like to draft,

Starting point is 00:55:24 but I'm worried that it falls too in line with something else that's already been drafted. A flannel shirt. No, do sweaters. You did a cable knit sweater. Can I pick any other sweater? Yeah. Can I go with just a cashmere, John?

Starting point is 00:55:37 Sure, you can do a cashmere. All right, I'm going to go with a cashmere sweater. It can be light. It can be thick. I don't care. You know your boy loves him some cashmere. Breathing a sigh of relief over here. I put the cash in cashmere okay okay that's cool i'm going cashmere sweater my next pick it is me it's not your pick david it's not your pick david down dude relax

Starting point is 00:56:01 what are you doing i'm trying to pause your first draft no i've won every draft famously you have not okay i'm looking at a list of four items here that i could choose from haven't been picked yet i'm not gonna go with cardigans i feel like it would be too much of a poser move i don't really wear cardigans okay cardi d they're a little too alt for you i have one single cardigan that I bust out every once in a while. I think it makes me look fat, though. I have a cardigan that I've never worn outside of my house. D, really? I think it widens me.

Starting point is 00:56:32 They kind of hang wide. They kind of hang wide, and I think they look really good on a lot of people. But for me, I'm very self-conscious when I wear it, so I don't wear it all the time. Yeah, wide load. I'm going with A. This material hasn't even mentioned yet corduroy corduroy button down look at you corduroy button down ooh the randy maybe even like a pearl snap john that's different it's not is there a corduroy pearl snap yeah no i thought i look at those as

Starting point is 00:57:01 separate items but that's fine if there one, like maybe they collabed. Yeah. Cactus flea market style. Corduroy button down. Maybe even unbuttoned with the white undershirt. Oh, look at you. Kind of shacket style. White undershirt.

Starting point is 00:57:15 I've never. After Labor Day. Are you serious? I've straight up never felt comfortable wearing a traditional pearl snap. I felt like the biggest poser. Why? You're from Texasxas yeah but like the guy like i don't know you're from texas you guys you guys being from texas yeah but you gotta

Starting point is 00:57:33 wear whatever the fuck you want there's been no mention of flannel yet by the way yeah i'm to be honest i'll read my i'll read my uh my honorable mentions after this hey do you want to see my list of things that i have not chosen for inspiration? I know you might be struggling over here. I've got one. I'm just waiting for one of y'all to hop in. Let's hear it. You got your last pick, man.

Starting point is 00:57:52 This is the final pick. Final pick of the draft. All I ask is, if you want to destroy my sweater, please don't make it my merino wool sweater. Provides good insulation, transports moisture, and has anti-static properties.

Starting point is 00:58:12 It doesn't itch, smell, or crease. It's lightweight, and it keeps its shape. Damn, call this dude Dan. Okay. That's all. Merino. Correct.

Starting point is 00:58:23 Merino wool. I feel like to the untrained eye, this looks a lot like... A cashmere or a cable knit sweater? A cashmere sweater. Well, good thing my eye is trained. Yeah. Okay. Shout out to all the people with trained eyes out there.

Starting point is 00:58:34 Okay. We have Dave with cowboy boots, jeans, a quarter zip, and a merino wool sweater. We have Dylan with a shacket, a cable knit sweater, hoodies, and a corduroy button-down. Dylan famously went torso only. I did. I just realized that. Is it because you skipped leg day? I'm sorry. I actually went only torsos as well with a crew neck sweatshirt,

Starting point is 00:58:52 a wax jacket, a vest, and a cashmere sweater. You can't layer all those together, but you can get three out of four. What would the other bottoms be? Like traditional joggers? I almost went with joggers. Yeah, but joggers are kind of a year-round john yeah i agree on my list of honorable mentions i had cardigan hiking boots a flannel shirt some chukka boots famously from 2019 beanie flannel lined pants and a scarf

Starting point is 00:59:19 i was thinking beanie but i know there are some occasions in fall, but it just skews more winter. It does, but you can't get away with it. Especially these days. People, beanies are in. They are. I like a beanie. I also like listening to Beanie Man, noted reggae artist. That's cool, man.

Starting point is 00:59:40 Sing a little number. Not major fall vibes, but he does have some absolute heat. What, Dave? Is he the Because I Got High guy? No. He's the king of the dance hall. He also sings a song that I am very, very, a big fan of called Rum and Red Bull. I'm Drinking Rum and Red Bull is the chorus.

Starting point is 01:00:03 Oh, that sounds like a bad combination for me. I'm drinking rum and red bull. the chorus. Oh, that sounds like a bad combination for me. I'm drinking rum and Red Bull. Rumpelstiltskin? Rum and Red Bull. Speaking of rum, it's time for This Weekend in Fun, baby. Presented by Busy Heart Seltzer. What? I didn't realize we were already here.

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Starting point is 01:02:21 Well, thanks for asking, Will. Got a nice little weekend set up actually friday i'm going out with you guys i don't even know if you've gone to buy the wives yet i'm making a plan for you we're stepping out we're going to get some den den together what night is this friday night dave's got his wishy-washy grind on you were trying to make plans with us for friday night that's what he's saying. That's what I'm saying. He's trying to step out with us, David. Oh, sorry.

Starting point is 01:02:47 What's your deal? Sorry, I was looking at Twitter. No, you can't say that. Remember how like 20 minutes ago he was like, do you ever listen to what we're saying? Hey, do you ever listen? No, I mean, usually when you're talking. No offense. I'm trying to step out with you guys.

Starting point is 01:02:58 A little din-din, all right? Let me see. Sorry, he put the hat. He's the first person to put the hat on. If you want the hat to look cool, don't put it on your head like that. Not like that. Oh, we spelled too much dip wrong on these hats. Just kidding.

Starting point is 01:03:10 I want to step out and drink some, maybe drink a cold beer or two and maybe a stiff cocktail with you guys. Okay. It's an interesting way to end the night. We're behind the eight ball for a resi. Sorry, I didn't mean to bring up eight ball. Let's jump on it. I'm not trying to get to bring up eight ball. Let's jump on it. I'm not trying to get you too excited for this.

Starting point is 01:03:26 Let's jump on it then, dog. This motherfucker right here is funny. Saturday, Parks has his soccer game. He might score another goal. I don't know. What time is that game? I'm going. 10 o'clock.

Starting point is 01:03:35 Y'all want to come through? Hey, pick me up. What time are we tailgating? There's no tailgate. It's a seven-year-old soccer game. Let's get there at like 6.30. Sun gets up at like 7.15 these days. We can get there a little before sun up.

Starting point is 01:03:46 Yeah, I'll have the grill going. I'll be firing up the glizzies and gaggers. No plans from soccer game until 4 o'clock, but at 4 o'clock, my niece is coming over. I'm going to babysit her, watch her while my sister and brother-in-law go to the Texas football game. Must-win situation for the Longhorns.

Starting point is 01:04:05 Kind of drink some fall beers and watch the game at home with the babe. It's going to be fun, man. Must-win situation for the Longhorns. Kind of drink some fall beers and watch the game at home with the babe. It's going to be fun, man. Can't wait. Some one-on-one time with my niece. Not one-on-one. I'm sure bae will be there. Sunday, not much, man.

Starting point is 01:04:17 Got the homie. Family day. Don't know what we're going to do yet. Something chill, though. That's it. Sounds like a good-ass yeah i think so too i'm gonna cause an absolute scene at park soccer game y'all should call me make him happy if they pull if they even try to pull a yellow card on anybody it's gonna be a real problem probably gonna be watching the chelsea crystal palace game at that point but i'll try to make it yeah like that's a cool a cool game. We'll have two TVs at the tailgate.

Starting point is 01:04:45 London Derby, dude? Come on. Oh, I forgot you had that TV set up in the back of your truck. Yeah. Happy Truck Month to all who observe. Exhibit pimp my truck. He just made it tailgate friendly. That would have been a good episode.

Starting point is 01:05:01 That would have been actually an actually good episode. It's like not a bad idea, though. Yeah. You want to do it? No. Yeah, I don't either. I saw a truck yesterday. It was a Ford Raptor. And the license plate just said

Starting point is 01:05:10 OG T 3 X 4 N OG Texan on the Ford Raptor. That's not good.

Starting point is 01:05:22 It was not good. Not good at all. What's that boy getting into i hope raptor is doing okay still still worried about the colombian bachelor party is that the one he break his leg on that one or is that a different i think he just did cocaine on it oh okay good celebrate responsibly. Look, maybe Friday. I don't think we have any plans. Friday night's open.

Starting point is 01:05:51 Saturday, we are teasing. We are toying with the idea of driving northbound 35. Waco, Texas. Baylor Bears versus the ninth ranked Pokes, Oklahoma State. Who the fuck is that? That scared the hell out of me.

Starting point is 01:06:18 Yeah, we just have some random dude. Sorry, somebody just walked in and just tanked my weekend. Yeah, I'm sure it's really important too. What is going on? Anyway, so we might go to the Baylor game. God, dude, that freaked me out. Can you do that?

Starting point is 01:06:33 Just don't do that. Do we not have a sign? We do. Yes, we have several signs outside that say, please do not fucking walk into our office. It didn't say it. It didn't say it. Not in those words.

Starting point is 01:06:41 How much more? Okay. We'll get through this. We'll get through this. Can we just start over the entire pod? Who was it, Randy? Was it a process server? Come on, producer Randy.

Starting point is 01:06:54 Did we just get hit with a subpoena? Randy, who was that? I don't. It's some guy in a high-vis jacket, and then he walked out right as I was walking out, so he didn't see me. So I don't know. It looked like some type of...

Starting point is 01:07:05 I don't know. Who walks into random businesses and just starts walking around saying hello, especially when there's signs on the door that say, please do not walk in? Jesus. Good stuff. Sorry, Dave. No, no, no.

Starting point is 01:07:16 That's fine. I didn't mean for High Viz Man to derail you like this. Well, now I want to know what he had. Yeah. Just fight this guy. He had some papers in his hand. I don't know. Mr. Legal Guy guy you can go

Starting point is 01:07:25 is he trying to serve all right i'll go check it out is he trying to serve us i'm about to go i'm about to go get served i'm gonna smoke on that high vis guy pack chill out yeah your boy this weekend i got big plans uh i'm trying to make this friday thing happen i'm trying to go out with the boys and just have some drinks and maybe a meal of food uh That being said, we got wishy-washy Dave in the mix. What's his deal? I don't know. I don't know. He's being real wishy-washy.

Starting point is 01:07:50 So we'll see if that actually transpires. Saturday. Not really sure what the plan is. I think I got – I have to wake up at 6.30 on Saturday, not psyched about it, but, you know, Arsenal and Tottenham only play once a year. I mean, I guess once this year, once next year. And, yeah, got a 2.20 tee time. We'll be playing.

Starting point is 01:08:13 We'll be probably playing like shit, Dylan. When's the last time you played? I was with you whenever it was. Yeah, it's not going to be pretty. I have a 2.20 tee time. I need to get my handicap down. I'm at a 14 right now, and I feel like I've been playing some decent golf lately. So, trying to get that down.

Starting point is 01:08:25 We'll see how that goes. And outside of that, not too much going on. We've got the Manchester Derby. You hear about this? Manchester City versus Manchester United on Sunday. Nope, don't care either. Around 10 a.m. We'll be watching that.

Starting point is 01:08:36 And outside of that, I think there's not much going on this weekend. To close things out today, Dylan, we're going to do something that we've been doing all September long. Small biz September. Backers all around have been sending out uh their their businesses that they run maybe that they work for that they're a part of that they support we have two to finish out the month you mind if i knock these out dylan go for it man we got pk picture baby this one comes from a

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Starting point is 01:10:31 She's been very good to us over the years. So there's an 18-wheeler with a big pallet of shingles. Oh, man. I heard that's not fun to have. And did you have chicken pox? He's trying to – Yeah. So why did he knock on our door?

Starting point is 01:10:45 Because they sent him over here and he doesn't know which building it's supposed to be on. It's not his fault. So he's on the phone. He's talking to me. He's on the phone with the headquarters. He's just like, I've got an 18-wheeler and I've got a big pallet of shingles. And I was like, no one told us about this. I don't think it's us.

Starting point is 01:11:01 Maybe he's shingle and ready to mingle. He just wanted to talk to somebody. Again, he had papers rolled up and I was like, it's us. Maybe he's shingle and ready to mingle. He just wanted to talk to somebody. Again, he had papers rolled up, and I was like, oh, fuck. Are we really getting served? I kind of want to get served one day. No, you don't. No, I don't think I do.

Starting point is 01:11:15 It'd be kind of cool. Just kidding. I feel like it would throw me into a rage. It's a thankless job being a process server. Do you get paid well i don't know i feel like the the pay needs to uh factor in the risk yeah you know i actually i tried to pick up i got i tried to pick up some of this work the other day i thought i was going to that in action never mind the guy that i went to had gotten in a truck with his wife and just sped off.

Starting point is 01:11:46 It's crazy. Oh, was he maybe like the Attorney General of the state of Texas? I don't think he mentioned it. He did have the same name as the Attorney General. Kenny P, you're talking about. Let's get out of here. The way he...

Starting point is 01:12:03 He's an attorney. He acted like what was done is so out of here he act the way he he's a he's an attorney he acted like what was done is so out of the ordinary like she's got a guy a strange person hanging out with papers yeah that's how it works you know this i always whenever someone knocks on my door i always get in my truck with my wife and let her drive me away it's usually my first always yeah always what would be your disguise? Like, what would you do? Like somebody right now, like you have to sneak out the back, but you need a disguise.

Starting point is 01:12:30 I'd shave. Yeah. Manscaped. Code Scaries. Wow. Let's buzz on out of here. I would just strap on my jetpack and fly out. Sally's been the big spoon lately

Starting point is 01:12:46 we've been calling it jetpacking get it i'm sorry no i don't she's the big spoon it feels more manly to call it jetpacking she's like my jetpack okay get it yeah it's time oh she's just she's mounted you yeah from the side. Yeah, she's jetpacking me. Okay. Saw it on TikTok. It's a more manly way of being the little spoon. Didn't J-Bone write an article on that?

Starting point is 01:13:11 Like if your buddy's too drunk? That's backpacking. Oh, okay. Can't roll over on your back. Jetpack. Choke on your bomb. Just imagine me flying away. Like you're like, sir, sir, I've got these.

Starting point is 01:13:22 I'm just going oh sorry bye bye

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