Circling Back - The Frat Transfer Portal & Marathon Accidents (featuring Producer Micah)

Episode Date: April 17, 2024

Micah joins us to discuss his own (half-)marathon experience after the recent events of Davis Clarke, we discuss why everyone hates the dude who supports a bar that allows dogs but not kids, and a look at the absolute hero sorority girl who refused to wear here stole. We also knock out This Weekend in Fun, announce a new episode format for Patreon, and more. Sign up for COLD CALL: www.washedmedia.com/coldcall Enjoy a free one-week trial on Patreon for additional weekly episodes: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/circlingback  Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop  (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (16:00) Davis Clarke Boston Marathon with Micah Wiener (37:30) Everyone Hates This Dude For Some Reason (43:30) Wow, This Sorority Girl is So Brave (59:30) This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (BACKER20 for 20% off) Mugsy: www.mugsy.com (enter your email for discount on site!) TalkSpace: www.talkspace.com/circling ($80 off with code SPACE80) Earlybird CBD: www.earlybirdcbd.com (BACKER for 20% off) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast wash media headquarters austin te, Texas My name's Will DeFries to my left David Let Lil Joe sing Rough Let him sing Hey we need to hurry up and get this thing done Because I've got an article to read It says tough love

Britain's hardest man was my best mate But he would never hold back And still broke my nose and ribs. I guess that's what is going to happen when you're good friends with Britain's hardest man. Who's America's hardest man?

Probably one of you two. Who is it? Who is it? That's a good question. I don't know. Goggins? Ooh, probs. He stays hard, manter goggins no david oh yeah hey man uh the only thing that would make that vortex bottle bucket cooler is if it was filled with uh long necks that had specially designed grooves that made the the beer shoot down your throat super fast.

That's correct, Dylan. Thank you for pointing it out. We have acquired a Vortex bottle commemorative bucket. I think this is one of the last ones left in the world, actually, based on my eBay searches. But to own a piece of Vortex bottle history is just really cool. God, look at the grooves. Look how fast it's coming out of the bottle so

they unfortunately getting this i did learn that they did trademark vortex and so my ploys to you know try to get other beer companies to do this they're kind of falling on flat ears because there's the trademark issue but like tell me that like michelob ultra couldn't make nato bottles and we wouldn't go crazy for it they They could even get Twister to sponsor it. Ooh. Like, how is this not a thing? I don't know. You got to think those NATO bottles wouldn't sell in Russia.

Yeah, that's true. It's true. It's good, Dave. We, like, we completely pivoted to Vortex bottles solely because it shot beer down your throat at such a rapid clip. Big Beer decided that the flow at which beer came out of a regular bottle was was sufficient i guess but i disagree apparently one of the architects of the vortex bottle um would ask people what he they thought it would do and then after they would just say their answer of which there were many he would just say that's exactly correct i think a backer relayed that story to me really yeah

there's a lot of lore about the vortex bottles really digging it's pretty interesting stuff a true onion you have a shotgun out of a bottle with a little bendy straw i've never done it i've done it once i think it works quite well i would do it yeah maybe we can do it uh when we do uh front yard beer day at uh my new crib i'm so down for that. We're just waiting on intern Klein to come into town and we can shotgun non-Vortexes on my front lawn. A little bendy straw, he says. Yeah, it's a bendy straw. You know how it works, Davey.

What are you finding here, Dave? Are we seeing whether or not that they've... If they haven't renewed this and it's now dead, I would like to make a move for us to try to acquire the trademark to vortex bottle yeah we're gonna we're gonna work on it okay okay see it creates a vortex dave i'm familiar okay what do you think it does to the foam within the bottle like or like when i mean within the

glass you think it helps the foam because i know you you're a big over-foamer, so it doesn't foam in your stomach. I don't know. I still don't know if that's true or not, but ever since you said that, I have not shied away from doing a foamy pour. Question. Does the Vortex bottle, does it actually work? Dude, it works so well. Does it actually? Dude, it just sprays down your throat.

What does it sound like when you're chugging a Vortex bottle? Oh, that's a heavy flow. What does it sound like when you're chugging a Vortex bottle? Oh, that's a heavy flow. What does it sound like when you swallow it? That's different than the typical glug. It's less of a glug and more of a glug.

You can tell there's more going down the way he did it. Less air in your chest. More beer. More beer, less burps, less bloat. Sally puts me over her, less burps, less bloat. Sally puts me over her shoulder and burps me now

after I drink my Vortex bottles. That's a funny image. They hurt my tum-tum. Oh, you got the tum-tums. I just got a little tum-tum issue. Did we make you chug? Six beers in two minutes. Oh.

I'm sorry. It's so cute how you can't walk right now. You're too drunk Should we get your stomach You're crawling like a baby right now Cause you're so drunk off the beers we made you chug Hey we've got a bendy straw Figure out a way to pump his stomach

We're not paying for an ambulance Find a way There's a lot of cool bottle trademarks Yeah I was wondering We're not paying for an ambulance. On the way. There's a lot of cool bottle trademarks. Yeah, I was wondering. I'm going to have to get off this. You know how much I get obsessed with looking at that stuff. You got to get off this.

They've really improved the USPTO site. It's a very nice way to surf this stuff now. It's less intimidating than it used to be. Yeah. Dave, I hate to tell you, but you do have vortex spelled incorrectly within the search field here. Dagnabbit.

How do you spell it? Vortex. That's what I sent to your girl. Dude, last night we let... You sent my girl a vortex. We let the vortex bottles talk last night. Actually, I'm just going

to tweet that right now. Yeah, that's okay. I'm going to do a live tweet tweet it's last night we let the vortex last night we let the vortex bottles talk you might learn a retweet from your boy oh by the way by the way dylan uh you'll be glad to know that we have been paid out for my viral tweet from twitter uh i got my highest ever twitter payment that has been deposited i think into the it should be into the wash media Bank account for $95. You made 95 bucks off of my tweet?

Yeah. Seriously? Well, I mean, I think I had a couple other tweets do pretty well during that period. But I think the majority of that cash was mainly for the tweet that I stole from you that went completely viral. Okay. Good work. Yeah. Can we do happy hour on your tweet?

Actually, let's just do this monthly. Let's just do it monthly and then just see what company happy hour using the money from twitter that we get that's like 60 bucks yeah does that mean i need to go verified yeah are you not verified yet wait i am but i don't think i'm set up to to earn anything oh you're not even earning and i'm at the bottom tier the cheapest verification level i don't know what i'm at to be honest fucking bottom tier i think i i think i't know what i'm at to be honest bottom tier i think i i think i bought a year and you're zero back bro i'm i'm the cool guy who like transferred in i'm like not even gonna join a frat i just hang out they don't like they let me come to parties and shit that guy's cool like do this guy fly fishes and where's tivas this guy's

not gonna join but just let him hang he's fucking fucking cool as hell. I saw him in archaeology class wearing Chacos. Let him hang. Dude, it might be hot Chaco summer. Dude, I wore Chacos the other day. I'm thinking about busting mine out. I wore mine to Burn Springs, dog. I'm scared of all the hoes away. I want a strap tan.

Yeah, that's swag. Dave? Oh, yeah. See? I know you're a Chaco boy. I got chocos chalked up dog did we get free chocos is that how that worked out yeah we're just flush with chocos mine are so swag y'all got free chocos yeah yeah i went and bought mine at uh rei or something come on dude how'd you get free ones they're not for me some companies sent a package here and they just had chocos in i was

like okay i'll take them oh did I not get my Chocolates? Did I have to pay money? I think they only sent like one or two sizes, and I lucked out. They sent 11s. Oh, they didn't send 13s? It was a Cinderella moment. You know I wear 13s. Big Steppin'.

You know what they say. What is it? What? I don't know. Big Steppin'. They say Big Steppin'. Yeah. Barrett and I talked on Retail Therapy yesterday about Jacob Elordi.

You familiar with his work? I am. He's just been rolling around town carrying two iced coffees in his hand. Just double palming it. That's his move? He's just putting out the vibe. Edward Coffee Hands? In one hand?

In one hand, two coffees, dude. Dude, Edward Coffee Hands sounds terrible. Edward Cold Brew Concentrate Hands? Oh, my God. hand two coffees dude dude edward coffee hand sounds terrible edward cold brew concentrate hands oh my god oh my that would be awful shout out to harris i'd rather i'd rather do edward 80 hands than like edward cold brew concentrate hands what's the worst thing to have duct taped to your hands worst beverage worst beverage in normal quantity i'm saying dirty chai latte no it's too much it's just sugar play i'm looking at these lordy pics right now yeah dude multiple outfits and he's just yeah he's doing double coffee double coffee is one for someone someone else he's doing two of them himself i mean i don't know but if you know he's got big enough hands to carry double barrel

coffees you know he's got it like that damn he's a good looking man yeah give it to him weapon randy hit the goal might as well that's what it's for baby girl gong what's up dave we're currently um i don't want to give it away but we're we're sourcing gifts for your son okay and i just got something dope sent to me and i said do you think fritz has this and i'm i'm pretty certain he doesn't and i'm pretty certain he needs it you can clear it by me because it will still be a surprise to him. Oh, hell yeah. Here's the thing. Can I

mention what in vain this is? I got him a jersey from the same sports team. Maybe an NHL team out of Michigan. He's not as addicted to the red of the Red Wings jersey as he is to the red of the Manchester United jersey.

It makes no sense to me. A cool hockey sweater was going to go hard at school one day. You just got to force it on him. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, 420. Dude. Owner.

Dude. Super sticker. Yeah, dude. Are are we just gonna get fucking tossed on fucking saturday hard to say we should smoke that joint on saturday i gotta go straight from from your house to a literally baseball game so i might not smoke a j i probably shouldn't get baked out of my gourd on my third birthday baked out of my gourd right this is my impression this is what i'm gonna look like walking up to the birthday party on saturday ready yeah so dude i think dave's baked y'all no i'm good man is that dave dude elisa had to drive dude i think dave just rolled up open your eyes dude, dude. You can't see anything. They're open, dude. I can see Dave.

You can't see anything. Dude, Dave's walking up right now with a sixer. This is me driving to the party. Don't drive under the influence of marijuana. Don't do that, David. Going 30 on Mofac. Look at him, dude. He can barely see the traffic.

Can you play Sublime? Dude, yeah, play the new stuff with his son dude his son so so these four millies aren't as strong as y'all are building it up to shut up dude don't talk about my millies nah we'll we'll verify i trust will i i i might have had a i might have had a gum yesterday and it kind of knocked me on my seat these are the ones i used to do dog sorry i mean it's not a big deal oh the pomegranate flavor i missed that one that was a good one sorry this isn't a lucy ad i usually don't like things that are pomegranate flavored for me it's a texture play with pomegranates little seeds remember the vizzy

the blueberry palmy yeah but that had blueberry in it it's true i'm a big blue guy dude why isn't your tweet doing numbers yet it's it's gonna do numbers dude it hasn't hit the pipeline once it gets in the pipeline it's over once it once it hits it's crawling out of the gate right now i'm worried about it i think i think i think elon has something within his account that like knows that if people talk shit to him or something, it suppresses their stuff. Because I'm just doing – I'm struggling lately. I don't think he would do such a thing. I tried to dunk on Elon the other day.

You somewhat dunked on him. You see mine? You somewhat dunked on him. Mine was good. Yeah. I always – I never know what doctor does back stuff. You have to pay extra for that. Insurance typically doesn't cover it

they rejected my claim for back shots it's too bad man it's gross what the fuck's wrong with y'all back shots a real pre-workout it turns out hey yesterday yesterday we made a big announcement we're doing a new episode on patreon on tuesday this week i'm really excited for this it's called cold call and here's what cold call is going to consist of um we are populating a spreadsheet with a bunch of phone numbers and first names from backers as well as topics of conversation that they might want to hone in on or you can just leave it up to us and we can just decide um but we're going to give backers a random phone call. We are going to cold call them as if we're salespeople and just have a quick conversation. If you want your phone

number populated within this spreadsheet, which we will not use these phone numbers for anything else, I promise you, please go to washedmedia.com slash cold call. I thought we were going to sell their metadata. We could sell their data. I'm down with that. Okay. Washedmedia.com slash cold call. I will put out some stuff on the socials about this very soon. But we're going to be doing it Tuesday beyond the paywall. Patreon.com slash circling back podcast. Again, patreon.com slash circling back podcast.

YouTube.com slash circling back for all episodes. Been debuting at 2.30 Central every day. 3.30 Eastern for all the New York fam out there. And other East Coast people. There are other East Coast cities as well. You're correct. Low energy Randy checking in. Like name one other one.

What's going on? Yeah. We should have like annoyingly happy Randy today. He's about to go on a bachelor party at Lake Tahoe. He's wearing a Margaritaville hat right now. He's in game mode. I'm jailed. That sounds so sick.

Remind the people, Randy. You know you want to. About what? No video. Oh, yeah. There'll be no video Monday. Everything else is going to go. I feel like we should have a backup option when Randy's not here.

Just like maybe we know how to work the camera. You think he's going to try to figure out a backup option and make himself indispensable? I don't think so. Randy, we should not come up with a backup option option when randy's not here just like maybe we know how to work you think he's gonna try to figure out a backup option and make himself indispensable i don't think so randy we should not come up with a backup option i i fully agree it's just going out big randy you're gonna do a p flare upon uh landing and you have to okay i'm gonna and i'm also gonna jump on the bed in the hotel okay okay are you bringing your sword on the plane? I don't think I'm getting that through security. Okay. Just making sure.

Yeah. I can't wait for your pee flare to go up. Can't wait, dude. It's going to be so exciting. The squad's going to go crazy. All the local honeys in Tahoe are going to be like,

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and little did we know that minutes after we'd be done recording, Davis Clark would be finishing up his run in the Boston Marathon, and he would poop his pants while doing it. How often does that happen? I think it's not uncommon. I've never crapped my pants during an athletic endeavor. I don't understand no but people do it during the marathon because it's so long and i think your body just starts to like but be like nah players low-key fratty according to all the pictures i've seen these aren't uh

solid shits they're running down the leg yeah right like why is it always diarrhea probably i don't know is it real time probably yeah probably because you're hydrating throughout the race taking those little cups of water it's god's way of saying hey you should have trained harder bitch did he really finish it in 256 i don't know is that good dude like he doesn't put out the vibe that he's like crushing beers every weekend or anything it's really good that's sub three that's really good if his caption says 256 boston marathon So I'm assuming that's the time he finished. And that's really strong. Do you mind if we call someone to maybe talk about this a little bit?

You calling Davis Clark? I don't have Davis Clark's number. If anyone does have it, I'd love to hear. I don't like that there's an E at the end of his Clark. I know. Clark A. It makes it more last name. Clark A.

It does make it more last name. Hello, Micah. Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event less. Hello, Micah. Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event up. Hello, Micah. Hello, Will. Hi, Micah. Hey.

Hey, Dylan, Dave. Love you. Randy. What's good, guys? Micah, how familiar are you with Davis Clark? Davis Clark? Yeah. All right. familiar are you with davis clark davis clark yeah all right are you there hello not very familiar

it doesn't sound very familiar to me can you give me a little context um are you familiar with tony p and dc um this probably isn't there see micah you need to stop looking at so many just local food influencers and you need to start getting locked in uh davis clark is uh probably the best hustle mindset grinder out there right now gq has called him the most locked in man on the internet it's facts um but micah recently dav recently Davis Clark ran the Boston Marathon. Oh, yes. I did see some of this. I had no idea who this guy was, but I did see that there was a man who had made the shitting of pants while riding a marathon.

Micah, you've done a half marathon. You had a 13.1 sticker. Yes. It's true. You didn't poop your pants on the half marathon correct no and to be clear i've run many half marathons okay probably almost a dozen it's almost like you've ran a marathon it's like yeah you've done six marathons now you add them up yeah yes yes if you add them up correct um we were just trying to figure out whether or not it's commonplace to do

that. But I also think that there's another thing that happens. And you had a very humorous story that you told me one time about when you ran your half marathon. Are you willing to share that on air right now? Sure. And again, you keep referring to your half marathon like I've only run one. To one of your almost dozen half marathons. Yes. Thank you. Thank you. Um, yeah, I'd be happy to share this story with you and with the listeners. Um, we'll go back to 2015. This is sort of the early days of Instagram.

And, uh, I was running a half marathon in San Antonio. The Alamo 13.1 I believe it's called. Starts and finishes at the Alamo. That's not how you pronounce San Antonio. What is San Antonio? Okay, I apologize. I'm San Antonio.

San Antonio Spurs. Thank you. Anyway, so the night before I posted on Instagram, uh, a fairly, uh, you know, it's something I wouldn't post in 2024, but I just posted a picture of, uh, my outfit for the next day, my fit of the day, uh, which included some Texas flag running shorts and a top and some, you know,

some of those energy chew things. Like anyway, I just posted this. I posted this on Instagram and I, I hashtagged it Alamo 13.1. I did look, it is still up on my Instagram at Michael Weiner, M I C A W I E N EE, if anyone is interested in looking.

We are. Dave's queuing it up right now. And we'll talk about the next photo on my feed, too, because that's also hilarious. But as I ran the race, a woman, a young woman, fairly attractive young woman came up to me and said, sorry, there's a truck passing by here. She came up to me and said, Hey, did you post about these shorts on Instagram? And I said, yes, I did. And, uh, I proceeded to run like the last five miles with this woman, and she pushed me. She was running a much faster pace than I was anticipating running, and so we sort of ran the last five miles together.

We had a little bit of conversation. I felt pretty good about it. At the end, the last quarter mile, I said, it's good talking to you. I'm going to sprint to the finish like the bad boy I am. So I did. And I got to the finish line, and I felt pretty good about it. And then I turned, and I waited a couple minutes, and she showed up. And I went to congratulate her, and I went in for a hug, and she recoiled, some might say sort of in fear.

It was a strange thing. I had no idea why this woman who I just spent the last, you know, close to an hour running with and having pleasant conversation was so repulsed by my presence were you like really sweaty maybe you shit yourself like why why did she recoil in that way well i was quite sweaty and i did not shit myself okay congratulations yeah thank you thank you but my sister was at the finish line she lived in san sonio at the time and so she went and met me there and so

she congratulated me on the race and then she said oh my god Micah and I said what you know that's a personal best a PR and she said no not your time your nipples and I looked down and

there were two streaks of blood emanating from my left and right nipple that went all the way down my shirt, which is probably the reason that woman was horrified by my presence. What's the healing process like on, on chafe nipples from a 13.1? A lot of shame because then you you look down and you see it and like there's still thousands of people there and like they're giving out beers and donuts and stuff and like there's no way to hide the amount of blood that was on my shirt um i mean I think there was probably Vaseline involved

after the fact, a lot of healing, but it was rough, and it was a lesson learned. You can buy nipple covers, which I've used for future races, but yeah, it was a lesson learned. Have you reconnected with this young lady at all? No, I did find her. I was single at the time to be clear and i i put the pieces together and found her on instagram or facebook or something and send her a couple messages or a message and uh did not get any response okay okay is. Is it the young lady you, not that you took a photo with at the end of the race,

but I see that you tagged someone else who now lives in Switzerland. I'm not going to add her, but, or is that a different race? You have a lot of half marathons per your gram. Thank you. Thank you. And actually speaking of my gram at Michael Weiner, M-I-C-A-H-W-I-E-N-E-R. If you go to the next photo on my gram, it is also a photo in the aftermath of a half marathon. I'm wearing the same shorts. And it appears that I have an enormous monster don.

Okay. I didn't post this photo in order to draw attention to this, but I posted it and then I got in my car and drove home and my phone started blowing up and people were alarmed. I would assume it's an optical illusion but I always I'm

looking at it now yeah it's what it looks like you got that John that John Hamm hammer on yeah that's tough it's tough to run a half with that yeah yeah I'm swinging in the air there's some there's a comment from Elgar's on there I forget what he says y'all are probably looking at it. But, you know, it was good. Well, Micah, thank you for telling this. As someone who has gotten swamp ass in public places, I feel kind of the same self-consciousness when it comes to trying to cover that up and just knowing you can't.

So, you know, I'm here with you in solidarity. Elgarz said, geez, Micah, I'm here with you in solidarity. Elgar said, geez, Micah, I had no idea you were packing so much heat. Hashtag huge dick. That's good. That's a good comment. That's a good hashtag. In fact, my father called me about an hour later and was like, I see you ran the race.

I'm like, Dan, he's like, you might want to take down that photo on Instagram. And I had no idea what he was talking about. Then I saw the comments, and I was like, I'm never taking that photo down. No, no. Nice. Nice take, dude. Well, Micah, do you have anything else you'd like to say to the backers? No, no.

It's great to be in communication with the backers i should shout out the backers in my office uh t-bone steve murda uh what are we calling dave uh his name isn't dave but big d derrick and um you know philly and the beard all backers all optimized backers wow you. You love to hear that. It's big. You know, I talked to Will a few weeks ago. I would love to do, perhaps behind a paywall, a little music podcast. We are living in a golden age of Texas music right now.

And I would love to share my thoughts. Well, I was just going to ask, Micah, do you have a parting gift of maybe a recommendation of the week? Mike, do you have a parting gift of maybe a recommendation of the week? Oh, well, I mean, you know, if you just go over the last few months, you have new records from Casey Musgrave, from Gary Clark Jr., from Beyonce, of course. You have Norah Jones. And coming the 26th, you have St. Vincent. And I am very excited to continue listening to all of them. Well, Micah, thank you so much. Oh, and of course, if anybody needs any help with equipment financing for your business,

please reach out. Add Michael Winter. Add me on the group. And come join this professional network on LinkedIn. Very cool. All right, Micah. We'll talk to you soon. Good talking to you guys.

Bye-bye. Bye, my friend. If you shit yourself, what's your first move? I wouldn't be able to continue running after I shit myself. I'd be too humiliated. No, I think you have to keep running. That's the only way to go.

Yeah, you don't stay stationary. What are you going to do? Pull into like a Jimmy John's or something on the way out? I find a hose somewhere. I don't know. I like might go find a car wash. Like I might see if there's any car washes near. I'd go find the nearest.

I'd pull off and go find a hose in someone's front yard. I'd rinse off and then get back in the race. I don't see myself ever confronting this situation because i don't see myself ever running a marathon i think i have major vibes with someone who would poop themselves if they ran a marathon oh i think you got to go fanny pack and have an extra pair of uh shorts rolled up real tightly i don't hate that move What do you do with the dirty ones? You just leave them there. Yeah. You just bare ass.

You drop in trowel right there. And you don't miss a stride. You don't skip a beat. You just drop them and keep running. You slow down a little bit, obviously, and then you just leave them there. And you let somebody with the race take care of those. You're not as locked in as Davis Clark. Absolutely not. You're certainly not the most locked in man on the internet i'm certainly not no i'm not i'm

not built for shitting myself during a marathon he went insta post on it like he was still huffing from the race you gotta lean into it he was like dude i'm i gotta go i got out in front of the narrative he had to i think that's i think that was his only move was posting about it because if he gets sniped from afar and that video goes viral before he can speak for himself like that's a pr nightmare for our man davis but if he gets out in front of it now he's celebrated as a hero here in the follower me randy randy straight up said that that was the tipping point he was willing to do that i was like this this man, he's the real deal. This isn't a bit.

This is a man that is locked in and he is humble enough to post it. You know what? He's earned my follow. Maybe if the weather is a little dicey, if there's some puddles, maybe some mud nearby. Fake trap? Yeah. And you're just like, dang, man, look how freaking muddy I got. Crap, man.

Yeah, you got to find mud during the marathon. It's probably not super easy to do. There's some mud out there. Okay. Yeah. I mean, you make mud, then you find mud. You're typically running through major metropolitans. There's medians.

Sure. Mud's out there. Yeah, that's true. Mud's a real problem. Are you diminishing mud what happens i understand but the elements necessary are uh precipitation and dirt which you can't count on when you're running a marathon and shitting yourself if it's pouring rain like the hardest it's rained in boston like ever and you're running that marathon you have to take a piss oh you just go you just go i think you just go i don't think you need a piss during a marathon though yeah i think you're i think you're losing losing water

elsewhere yeah if you do there's no shame in pissing yourself i think pissing yourself is totally fine no you know what i would do if i ever run one i'm just gonna run by the little gatorade table i'm gonna get it and instead of like putting it in my mouth i'm dumping it right down pants gatorade pants gatorade pants raid pants electrolytes that's right i'm lighting it up downstairs baby that's what matters was there a video that went viral a few years ago someone running by one of those and like sweeping them all up as if it was like a competition it's like relax dude you're like 30 in a row it's like what's your problem you got like a 40 49 year old mother of two back there huffing and puffing and like she all she wants is the next hydration

station you're just sweeping it all off imagine you're behind that guy and you're just oh finally here's a drink station a water station and then no it's all it's all just i'm speeding up and i might jump on that guy's back hey man, man. What the fuck? Every marathon should have a little station, like the blue tent they've got on the sideline now. A Ritz. For bloody nips and anyone who went messy in their nappy. They should be able to finish and be like, yeah, hold on. I'm going to the tent.

I got fucking a big old load in my pants. That's how you would talk in theory. Yeah. That's exactly what you would tell them. I went messy in the nappy. I'll see you all in a minute. Grab me a beer. Shiner bar.

You panic order because you got poo in your pants. Just order the shiner. That's all you do. I didn't know Nick Robinson was here. That was very Nick Robinson of you. Tim? Yeah, Tim Robinson. Wyatt?

Randy? What? Oh, I just blew one of them okay yeah no i've got look and you're like pointing at your boy and they're like oh dude you better go to the tent you're like i know that's what i'm trying to do but y'all are communicating i'm fine with that they got the little hoses the technology's there why don't they just have a crew of dudes at the end like a bunch of like volunteer firefighters at the, and they just hose you down as you go through? Yeah.

Just power wash your ass. Yeah. I'd be fine with that. Or they should have like a... Yeah, why not? You know what? This is why I would only do Tough Mudders. Oh, there you go.

So you can poop yourself whenever you want. It equalizes everybody. It's like, I don't know. That guy just, he completed the race. That could be anything. Or two things, really. Mud or poo. It's one of the two, but we don't know.

Well, you have a segment on Too Much Dip called Rough Tutters, and it's just your touchdown of the week. It's just like the shittiest, like, just from the one. Yeah. It's like, you got it, man. Got it over the goal line. Cross the plane. Cool.

That's my, what is it, a rough tutter of the week? Dude, I might sound very Dan right now, but I'm kind of excited for football season. Are you? Yeah. I mean, what else we got right now? Hockey? Red Wings bombed out of the playoffs last night. Did they?

My soccer team stink, baby. What happened to the Wings? They won the game, but they lost because Philadelphia, because I think they also needed to win, they let an open... It was tied. And they had an open net goal against them because they had to pull their goalie while it was tied.

Oh, because they had to win. Yeah. So even though we won, we needed the Caps to lose, and they did not do that. So this is on Philly? There was also a philly goal in the first period that got called they blew a very premature whistle before the puck went into the net and they called it off so it remained zero zero we've all been there yeah it's kind of depressing uh i can't act like i'm actually upset though because i watched a grand total of about five periods of hockey this entire season come on i had the i had a photo of uh hefty will with the beard in the red wings jersey ready to tweet last night had we made the playoffs i was so fucking ready to go all in do i need to not

order that hoodie no he needs to learn dude he needs to learn things are looking good for next season he's gotta learn how the fight that the boys had at the end any hockey influence is good for the boys damn no okay good influence for the boys no what were you saying i know i was just gonna say i i watched the end of that game it was like excited i was like yup and then i didn't know of the uh we needed some other things to happen yeah it all kind of it all kind of hit all at once well way to go yeah dylan they also scored a goal with 3.3 seconds left to force overtime in a game where they had to force overtime. It was sick.

It was sick. Wow. And then just to lose like that. I'm sorry, man. It's okay. It's okay. Again, I watched about five periods. Let's hear from our friends over at Talkspace.

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uh this guy just caught the wrong jet stream on twitter man randy can we get can we get a photo this guy up on the screen um this looks like this could be a listener this looks like um oh this yeah this is a dude i would i would be shoulder to shoulder with at a bar ordering a beer not thinking anything of it and he uh he posted a tweet that just says found my new local uh and it's it's in front of a chalkboard that you have outside of the the or the pubs. And it says, dog-friendly, child-free. Honestly, as someone with a dog and a child, this seemed like a kind of fair play to me at first. And then he just started getting absolutely roasted off the face of the earth for this. It seems almost like a throwaway post.

Like, this isn't that big a deal at all. I don't think this guy realized the shitstorm that he would start by doing this. So he messed up putting it on Twitter so this is um big problem people are coming at him are parents i think so i think the major narrative is like oh you're gonna tell like a mom she can't go in there with her kid there's we go to bars that are not kid friendly little woodrows you can't bring your kid in you can't bring a kid in little can't bring a kid in little woodrose what's he say no woodrose let's go yeah that's the one like but now people are just dunking on like a lot of the responses are one of the main tweets on here it's just like oh dude so edgy

you're so cool and i'm like okay i don't know if this justifies him getting killed here yeah he's not he's not being like super offensive to anybody by the way would you rather go into a bar that was dog free or child free i at this point i don't care because i'm numb to both like child free like child i do i need children in bars no not at all i kind of don't need dogs in i don't need either in bars to be honest most of the time like if i and me as a parent these days if i'm going to a bar, I would prefer not to have my child there. This is in London, right? I'm not trying to go like clear out some beers

and be distracted the entire time by my kid. He doesn't want to be there. No, kids do not like bars. Yeah, like what's he gonna do? They can't drink. No. I have no issue with dogs. I have no issue with kids,

but if I'm, this is during the day i'm out going to i don't that's fine it just like pine house pine house is a restaurant right but if i want to go get beers i don't necessarily want to go get beers at pine house because there's a lot of kids running around it's a little bit chaotic um so i get it i wouldn't put it on twitter though i wouldn't put the photo on twitter i've put a plenty on twitter that i've regretted i saw someone say that if it's a child free what's their adopted pit supposed to eat oh okay okay okay that was a funny response. So he's just getting cooked.

That's why I'm so shocked by how cooked he's getting for this because I feel like a lot of people are like, yeah, I kind of just don't want anything. So it's a two-pronged attack against our guy here. Is the bar getting any heat for this? I don't think so. They're the ones who put the sign out front. But this is such a throwaway sign. It was probably one person one day who was like, I'm just going to write this on there. Now they're the ones who put the sign out no one really knows but like this is such a throwaway side it was probably one person one day who was like i'm just gonna write this on there

now they're getting canceled he has a good follow-up tweet he says here's the uh for those asking here's the name of the the pub and also this is where my jumper sweater is from yeah this guy's definitely british yeah so he's getting it from the moms that are mad, that like they think he hates kids. And then he's getting it from people just being like, ooh, cool pose, dude. So edgy. But with like some letters capitalized. It's just this didn't go how he thought it was going to go. It's also giving the here to pet dogs T-shirt type guy. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I think this guy likes queso. Yeah. He's not saying he hates. I was told there guy likes queso yeah i was not saying i was told there'd be queso he's not saying he hates children he's just like you're just saying like it's cool that they're not in this bar i've said it before and i'll say it again like i largely dislike most kids who aren't my own i've warmed up to a lot of kids ever since i've had my own children but like you got to be a real one your name got to be parks or roads if i'm gonna snuggle

up to you that's facts metaphorically you can snuggle up to roads it's fine you probably i could vibe out with him watching mickey's playhouse he's just gonna grab your beard yeah yeah i had to put a stop to that real real early uh did see this takes a real serious turn from life news.com it says let me guess love dogs, but perfectly fine with killing babies and abortions. Come on. What? And that's a big account. My man was just trying to get a pint with the lads on a casual Saturday afternoon.

He put on his fun zany jumper. He probably posted this and walked away not thinking anything of it. He gets back on Twitter like four hours later. He's like, what the hell happened one of his one of his uh fellow students at uni just like roasted him and started getting picked up by all all her friends i could use a british pub in my life right now oh dude for sure i would i would take down a cascale like no question right now people roasting the shorts mainly dudes saying oh get tighter shorts dude oh come on i kind of fuck with squatting yeah i kind of fuck with the fit with the shorts more than the sweater not for me but like

if i was 28 living in london i don't buy four i don't vibe with that sweater but he's on his own wave and i respect it this guy said you know single mothers put out right oh okay come on man okay i mean like they they probably do have sex from time to time yeah sure yeah they have a kid they have had sex they're down at least once yeah uh can we talk uh some sorority news yes please i didn't preface this with you dylan i'm sorry um it's okay man i know that you're pretty much the the number one source for breaking this kind of stuff down. I wouldn't say that.

You got your ear to the streets. There are some people who are reacting to this situation and comparing it to some of the worst moments in history. Do you mind if I just read a post from this mother? This is from Ole Miss. Okay. Brett's non-alma mater, but his favorite school. It says, my middle, or my middle daughter, got her senior pics back. Here she is with her closest sorority sisters. If you notice,

she's not wearing her stole. She chose not to purchase one because her sorority didn't give her little sister a double legacy, a bid. We will never in a million years understand why that happened, but we continue to trust God that it was for the best. Since then, she has refused to wear Greek letters or represent her sorority in any visible way. That's what real sisterhood looks like, folks. Pretty iconic if you ask me. I'm so proud of her. Red heart emoji. Hashtag family first.

All right. Sisters for life. Her little sister, who's a double leg, didn't get a bid? Mm-hmm. Why? sister who's a double leg didn't get a bid why i was told i was told at one point in my life that like if you're a legacy you don't get a bid it's because you slept with uh one of the other sister's boy you've done something terrible i'm pretty sure if i'm the older sister this isn't okay a number of things here this protest the fact that she didn't immediately dis disassociate from the sorority when her little sister like didn't get a bid i mean i'm done right you got to like stand up for your sister and be like yeah i'm fucking done with y'all fuck y'all right like

if they're not willing to take your sister are you just like are you fucking kidding me it's my blood did you you probably still paying dues like you didn't do anything here maybe yeah maybe she has a record like something if i'm the sister i'm most mad at the sister in the sorority because i'm like what you couldn't get like what nothing from you by the way i had to look up what a stole was is it the thing they wear over their shoulders it's a scar yeah it's the scarf by this time that you're taking the photos do you even care about your sorority hey do you even do you give a fuck i'll be the one to point out she's pretty cute. Yeah, they're all pretty cute.

Shocking. Ole Miss sorority girls. She's actually a pretty cool chick. She dated my roommate junior year. Yeah, dude. They had a situation ship for like a little bit. Yeah, they almost got a dog together. A black lab? Yeah. Yeah. Dude, that's frat gunny yeah no they actually had it then they um

they let my brother-in-law take it and like now it's a bird dog out there ranch out in lano browning yeah it's fucking sick dude that's that's so tight yeah it's a good dog you can hunt you could tell from when she was a puppy it's a good dog you can haunt it you could tell from when she was a puppy she had a good nose on her what was this mom you know like immediately was this posted on facebook first i don't know what would give you that idea hashtag family first with the heart emoji i mean like did you guys like how many how many legacies were forcing their way into K.A.? We had a couple.

Okay. Were they cool? I've never seen a legacy. I've never seen a legacy not get in. We denied one. We denied one. The father sent us a very strongly worded email. But the thing was like every single

person had nothing good about say about this guy and like he would have been a detriment if we entered him and like i think the guys responded or like that's how i remember it this guy like sucked bad they were like we can't let him into our i think sororities are a little different in that regard also like there's an in-house like this in-house legacy which is another level do you think like this girl did something absolutely grotesque with one of the girl's boyfriends and like they just can't tell the mom that this is the exact reason why and now the mom's just pouring out the sorority that's what i'm trying to get at like she did something what if she grabbed herself at the half yeah did she did she shit herself during a marathon and then post about it we continue to trust god that this was for the best like come on no like

come on it's i don't think this wasn't in the hands of god it didn't make it up that far up the food chain it's like about a sorority he doesn't have time for this shit this post reminds me of some of little league baseball when a kid on my team who didn't want to be there and who played the minimum if he played at all because he didn't want to get off the bench the last game of the season his mom came over and bitched out the coach for never playing him and i was like you should have done this like mid-season once you realize what was going on this was a post for like the day after bid drop mom i know you're upset but like come on also gonna need to see a pick of the sis you think she might not be as cute as the oldest older sister i'm just curious this is a great school dave's just being a classic lawyer right now he just wants to know all the

facts before he makes any assessments old miss is a great establishment do you think brett knows any of these girls? If any of them have been in the transfer portal or have any affiliation with the athletic department, he knows them. They should have a frat transfer portal. Okay. Okay. No, no, hold on.

There's something here. This is a column from 2014 that does it quite well. It's about to be a column from 2024 too. This guy is very – It's like, yeah, dude, he's been hanging out with the KDs a lot, and they're like they're always with Fisai. This is a Joe Nolet viral column from 2012. Dude, did you hear Conor's about to hit the portal?

Well, hey, they said – Yeah, dude. Hey, we had to take him to KD Station. We didn't go talk to him. Dude, are you seriously about to hit their portal? This would have been – This would have had the bullpen at TFM headquarters just absolutely live. Dude.

Yeah, dude. I heard Tripp said that the ratio has been off lately at a lot of the parties, and he's fucking ready to dip. Once they hit the bullpen. Dude, I think I'm going to go with him. His paperwork is ready to go. You have like portal day where like you don't know for sure who's getting in, but then they like release the names, and you're all just sitting there. You're just refreshing. Oh, fuck.

Fuck, dude. What? Fuck. Dude, he was a first-round bid. I knew something was up with tanner i knew it dude he's been acting mega sus at chapter lately why is frat humor so there's gotta be there's gotta be nil deals the older we get the dumber it gets like when we left grand x there was a period where we just didn't touch this kind of stuff because like we were so beyond it but it's come full circle i know you know like when i see something i'm like this is i i'm interested so full disclosure so dylan

and i's chapter fraternity chapter at our college they were kicked off for a while like not an entity at all and then they just got i don't know if it's rechartered or whatever they're back on campus oh that's right and we were i was texting with a buddy of ours uh jacob your pledge brother um who has initial m yeah yeah and i was like man do you think like because they took like 30 guys they got 30 guys to get it going again or something i'm like you think if we went down there and like started throwing out frat humor, they would get that? Would that be over their heads? Dude, absolutely not. He's like, dude, there is no fucking way. No. I always want to go down there and just be like, hmm.

Just totally go back into 2013 humor mode. Do the guys who are in college now, do they know about TFM? Surely they know about it, but it's like- There should be a framed photo of at least ross in there for writing the tfm book absolutely that's a that's a hilarious thing to have yeah that house was flattened right the house is not there okay they they would it's cool probably my knowledge yeah the to my knowledge they have no home okay but that's for the best that's a good thing the fact that that thing did

not cave in with people inside of it or the back porch collapsed during a party is honestly a miracle yeah so stupid i like the idea of like cabot cabot sig like uh one of their big donors he owns like a timber company and he's just throwing a fucking nil l deal at like some some kid with a 4-0 oh dude and they're how many stanley you're getting some banking job after it's like no dude like they're like their alumni network is fucking insane dude yeah no it's the best no dude they're averaging all of them are averaging like 120k right out of college they got a few sketch guys but their alumni base is legit how many stanley cups does his mother own a million dude a million she's got them all she's got she's got matching outfits every color every size i'll never hear stanley cups without thinking of the hockey

version first i know it always rattles me i know how's their they need to get sued or something by the nhl so that we don't have to deal with this. This is real sisterhood. You know what? I'm not going to wear my stall for the photo. Oh, that's so bold of you. She's refused to wear Greek letters representing a sorority at all. This is like a Gandhi hunger strike type stuff right there. This is what you really think.

Yeah, I wish she would have put a fist in the air. An amazing protest from an amazing woman. This is so stupid. Pretty so we offer her a job pretty iconic if you ask me do you think hashtag family first is a good hashtag i think there's cool stuff if you click it like imagine imagine your the sister seeing this post like starting to go viral and being like yeah like she's still hanging out with all these bitches that didn't want me around i know all right how many why are you still why are you still

yeah a part of this organization with the enemy maybe they were like they had like a contingency and they were like the ones like hey they they uh they were going showing up to chapter like hammered or they became like the the out outside so these nine girls you think could have answered entered the portal for like KKG or something? Yeah. Tridel? No, they won't go Tridel. Maybe Kyle? Someone's got to do a frat transfer portal call. It ain't me who's doing it.

Why not? It was your idea. I don't have the chops for that. A TikTok. No, that's got you written all over it. It's a TikTok where it's just you and you're just different. The different characters one where you're like, you know, I'm not going do it but you know what i mean yeah yeah yeah it's like or did you guys hear that corals in the transfer portal and then it's like no way tim robinson's here again i don't know it could be it could be a good it could be a

good newsletter where it's just uh it's just stuff stuff from the list serve like list serve but it's like from the frat transfer portal. It like breaks down the profile of each guy in the portal. Like this guy's a sophomore with a 3.1 GPA. Yeah, dude. He's a three-star. His dad's a lawyer. No, he was actually – no, you know he transferred in, right?

He was like the backup. Transfer. He was the backup at Wake Forest. He was a transfer. He was the backup, hurt his shoulder, and then I was like, I'm probably not going to get any playing time. He drives with Tacoma, but rumors are'm probably not going to get any playing time. He drives a Tacoma,

but rumors are his dad's going to get him a Tahoe next semester. Dude, he's a transfer at Wake Forest. I drove a Tacoma. I went to Wake Forest when I was a senior in high school,

and those guys are fucking frat, dude. No. We got to start playing up to them. Greek life is non-existent, but those guys fucking throw it out.

What does modern-day frat culture even like? Do they still do the dumb shit? Yeah, I think they do. Dude, he's undefeated in a beer dye. I feel like there's one girl with broccoli haircuts

and listening to EDM. What do their clothes look like? I don't know. They're not wearing the short Andrew shorts? They're not wearing double popped collars and Sperry's, I don't think.

What are the inseams looking like? I need to know all this shit. I think the inseams are short still. I follow my fraternity on Instagram, so they post regularly. Yeah, but that's bottom tier.

Are they frat? That's bottom tier. No, they're top tier now because they're like... Top tier, but when you were there? We were mid-tier. I'm mid. We're upper mid.

Dude, I liked the mid-tier fraternities a lot. They threw fun parties. Because they let you in. Yeah, they let me in, dude. Please. Randy. Can I get one crumb of natural light, please? What are they wearing?

This is so stupid. It looks like they're kind of wearing similar stuff. They're still frat? You know, not super fratty. It's Midwest. Yeah. Midwest frat? Midwest frat.

Come on, man. A Midwest correspondent. A lot of hoodies. It seems like a lot of sneakers with tall socks, some shorter shorts. Checks out. It looks like the broccoli haircut is not fully in there, but it's a little more cofty. I think the broccoli things came and went. I could see the broccoli getting shamed within frat culture.

It's like you could enter with the broccoli haircut, but it's like, boys, we're not fucking doing this. We're not in high school anymore. It's like cargo shorts and diamond stud earrings. It's like, no. No. You're not doing that anymore.'re not in high school anymore it's like cargo shorts and like diamond stud earrings yeah it's like no no you're not this ain't prep school anymore boys shave it cargos they look more cofty than swoop that's just okay how about that okay okay bid there's always a guy there's got to be a guy with like m like fake oakley's and like the big mullet he wears like cut off jean shorts he's the crazy guy i'm thinking going mullet, he wears like cut off jean shorts. He's the crazy guy. I'm thinking of going mullet, dude.

I didn't want to say anything, but I noticed it's grown out quite a bit. I'm thinking about going mullet just for like a week or something. I didn't want to do it before Fritz's birthday party. But like I got nothing to do. Like I have it all coming in in the back pretty well right now. I think I might just go full mullet for like a week. You should. What's stopping you?

I'll be nothing. I feel like Drew would love it. No, he was walking by my house the other day and said, dude, are you going for a mullet for like a week you should what's stopping you i'll be nothing like i i feel like drew would love it no he i he was walking by my house the other day and said dude are you going for a muller right now no but i'm thinking about it yeah we'll see but i don't really want to pay for two haircuts do you think she'd give me a half price haircut for the front half of my head no i don't think so i don't think she would either gosh this this woman is so brave yep i wonder if she's a woman in stem i'm getting vibes that way okay what i really thought that was going ad read bro i thought you were doing something there's a crazy event happening i like the turn i look at your screen there's a crazy event

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Big baseball weekend again. I got a game Friday evening, the little guy. They have one loss on the season. Good team, man. But, yeah, they're going to have to face the team that beat them again at some point. We're a little worried about that one. They're good. Anyway, game Friday.

Another game Saturday afternoon. But we're going to that after we stop by the Fritz birthday party. That's what's up, dude. Park's not going to roll through. Can't stay the whole time on account of the game that he has to get to. It's okay. We're going to stop by, check out the new dig, say hello to the little guy. And after the baseball game, I actually have a crawfish boil to go to.

My friend and his wife are having a joint 40 i actually have a crawfish wheel to go to my friend and his wife are having a joint 40th birthday party slash crawfish boil at their house saturday afternoon catch me just sucking heads all day okay crawfish heads david okay how many are you going to take down more crawfish than anyone there probably i love eating crawfish i'm down for the uh the event of the crawfish peeling and eating i know some people like oh just all that work not enough meat it's about the experience man just go with the mushrooms and the potatoes i don't you know i'm not going to touch the mushrooms people say you can't handle the heat of the mushrooms the sausage john's i'll take some great too yeah corn usually gets a little too spicy. Absorbs a lot of those spices in there, you know?

Yeah. You know what I mean? Sure. Rain makes corn. Too spicy corn. And that's all I really have. You couldn't make it through the corn concert at Woodstock 99? My whips are burning from the corn.

It's so spicy from the spices. I need a glass of milk. Two percent, please. Anyway, that concludes the fun I'll be having this weekend. I need a glass of milk 2% please Anyway That concludes the fun I'll be having this weekend If one of you guys wants to take over Yeah sure dude Jerks

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You'd be there when I was there It's cool man Yeah why don't you hit Dave up When you went The little shaded grove out there That's nice It's a phenomenal playground It's nice. It's a phenomenal playground. It's nice.

Yeah. It's nice. Kids love it. So, yeah, I'm planning on being at the DeVries household for a while. Dude, post up. Got some footy matches on. Yeah? What's the vibe?

Who we got? Is Pogba playing? No, he's suspended indefinitely for doping. Fuck. Yeah, not a good not a good uh trajectory for my man paul what was he on i don't know drugs yeah i think i think i think he got drug tested a lot i think there was a lot of suspicion about it they were calling dylan pogba o-p-a-w-g yeah weren't you saying you're trying to get some pog butt this weekend?

Jesus. What are you doing? Don't look at me. You have one fucking sitting there. No, everyone should be looking directly at you in this scenario, my friend. What else, man? You know, I've got a pretty wide open weekend. We've got Mavs Clips starting Sunday afternoon.

A little NBA playoff weekend. Me likey. Oh, okay. I can do NBA playoffs. Mavs in six. You know, it's going to be a good low-key weekend. Going to be good low-key. Probably the big event is me probably having four Mimos and making my wife drive home.

Hell yeah. Let's ride, brother. Yeah. Any beer requests? Red Stripe? Per requests? Red Stripe? Peroni? Red Stripe? Whatever you got.

Okay. I'll drink anything. Okay. Okay. You just want to feel like you're on vacation? Vortex bottles if you can pull it. I tried to get some original recipes, but I might keep those in the garage for the real ones.

Damn. What if you went to like a, you know, people on vacation, they're like, I went to a glass blowing class. What if you went to one and made your own vortex bottle? Dude, I could do that. And then I could put beers in it and drink it faster.

Something to think about. Not a bad idea. Something to think about. Not a bad idea. I have a loaded weekend. I don't really know. What do you do when you're supposed to have an outdoor children's birthday party and it appears to be a significant amount of rain in the forecast move furniture

bring inside yeah like this isn't good throw down good weather no looking at looking at this party so you know best not i'm a little concerned about that uh but we will endure saturday's record store day probably gonna hit the record store as it's record store day right probably gonna cop a couple things got a little special edition John who knows I guess I got a little list of records going right now that I might cop we'll see

I got a little James might go with me could be a fun time y'all can talk show gun Saturday night I am going to stay at home sit on the couch i'm going to purchase the live stream of fish playing at the sphere this weekend so i can see kind of what it will look like a month from now i'm not really sure what to expect but i'm kind of excited for it because i don't really have anything to do in the next like month besides look forward to the

sphere so here we are but it's like it's like 30 bucks so it's kind of one of those things where you have to like sit there and actually pay attention because you feel like you wasted it maybe i'll just buy it on can i just buy it on the wash card a 30 stream yeah yeah see this is would be cool to have the uh what are the what's the the vision pros vision pros a lot of people asking like how have they not figured out how to get, like, a stream for Vision Pro people? And I'm like, because that's a lot of technology and the sphere is, like, brand new and so is the Apple Vision Pro. Just find a way. Like, I just don't – it doesn't seem feasible to me to do that.

Yeah. But that would be dope. Yeah. Yeah. Other than that, probably just grilling and chilling, dude. I'm a grilling fiend lately. How are the steak tacos? I've been getting very lucky with

my steaks taking them off the grill have not really had much of a method to my madness lately and they both the two that i've done since acquiring said grill have just really turned out really great so i'm really feeling it right now i do think i'm getting to the end of this tank of gas though not really looking forward to getting more hate that exchange used to enjoy it when it was just the gas station down the street but in austin and stuff you gotta go that's like yeah where's your closest i don't i don't know man black coal was just discovered in the milky way by the way 33 times more massive than the sun 2 000 light years away none of this makes any sense to me do i need need to be scared? No. No. You're fine. Okay. It would be, yeah, there would be like alarms going off.

Did Jimmy Webb discover this, John? No. That I'm not aware. It only looks in back in time. This is a future thing. What he just said is not accurate. Oh, okay, space guy. No, we're fine.

Are you sure? No. How did they just discover it? Does that mean it just grew or are they just getting to that part of space? It was formed from an exploding star. When that star exploded, I do not know. Finally busted, huh? Finally.

Just sunbusting? It's going to happen to the sun one day. You know that's where it comes, you know the word combustion? Sounded out. That's where it comes from. I don't want to. See, you're a fake scientist. Will we even know when the sun explodes? I'm not a a scientist at all will it be just so instantaneous that we're

just gone if the sun explodes i don't know what would happen if the sun just exploded it would take six seconds for it to get here it would change our atmosphere so much that even if the sun didn't like the explosion didn't reach us you would assume that the environmental effects of it would end humanity pretty swiftly light from the sun actually takes eight minutes to get to earth so we got eight minutes to get a contingency plane together. Everyone go turn the lights on in the house. I don't think there's a contingency plane. I think we're just dead.

Yeah. Ooh. I would refuse to wear my stole in protest. Mm-hmm. I wouldn't put it on. What are you protesting? I'd be like, all right, take me to the afterlife. Yep.

Yeah, we're all toast at that point. Not me, dude. I'm going down with my letters on my chest. Fuck yeah. Well, that's so dumb. Screaming brothers for life. I'm using my last phone calls to FaceTime my fucking boys. Fuck.

Hey, man. Love you guys, dude. You guys are my brothers for life. Brothers for afterlife. Hell. All right, boys. Your last phone call to call your brother that's so stupid all right buddy i know we i know we did this for book club a few years ago but now i can actually say it i hope they drink beer in hell i'll see you guys on the other side oh fuck fucking love you guys dude yeah fucking love you guys oh fuck Clayton's not answering Of course I got Two guesses

What he's doing Let's get out of here Bye Bye Outro Music