Circling Back - The Greatest Disc Golf Shot Ever & The Bratosaurus Rex

Episode Date: June 28, 2021

Oh, Podcast Week? Uhhhh, yeah, it's back. We kick it off by discussing "The Greatest Disc Golf Shot Ever," Dave's housewarming gift for Dillon, the new "I Don't Know Meal" from Popeye's, and recap our Weekends in Fun. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (18:19) Recapping This Weekend in Fun (34:01) Dave Gives Dillon A Housewarming Gift (45:55) “The Greatest Disc Golf Shot of All-Time” (56:50) Popeye’s ‘I Don’t Know Meal’ (1:05:30) Brett’s Breaking News Support This Episode’s Sponsors Babbel: www.babbel.com (STEAM for 3 free months) Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (BACKER20 for 20% off) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, we're back, Circling Back podcast presented by Vizzy Hard Seltzer, the only hard seltzer with vitamin C and superfruit acerola. My name is Will DeVries, To my right, David Ruff. Hey, on behalf of everybody here at Circling Back Podcast and Washed Media, I'd like to wish everyone out there a very, very happy and special National Insurance Awareness Day. Meant as a reminder for individuals, families, and businesses to review their insurance policies and take steps to prevent being underinsured. Hey, can we actually mark this on the calendar for next year to make sure that we take it off and don't schedule any ads for the week? It really snuck up on me this year.

It did. I wasn't ready for it. Honestly, the fact that I'm here right now is a blessing. I need to be better prepared and better insured, I think, too. I've seen your policies. They're trash. How'd you get a hold of my policies? I'm the beneficiary on your life insurance policy.

When did that happen? ARC signed it over. You convinced him? I think he has the authority, thankfully. We forged your SIG on it, too. That's a six-year-old. Dave got him a fake ID, and he used it with your insurance agency. So much is wrong with that, but okay.

Well. Hey, I'm, like, really excited to be here today. If you just feel like it's going to be one of those weeks, you know, like just a good content week. Is it podcast week? I think it might be. I didn't know that coincided with National Insurance Awareness Day, but that's very cool. Which also coincides, Will, with National Paul Bunyan Day. I don't have any bunions on my feet.

Have I ever had a bunion? I wonder if I have. I don't know if I have. I'm sure I have, but I don't know what they are. So it's one of those things where it's like, oh, that's a bunions on my feet. Have I ever had a bunion? I wonder if I have. I don't know if I have. I'm sure I have, but I don't know what they are. So it's one of those things where it's like, oh, that's a weird thing on my foot. I should probably get rid of that. Dude, in grade school, they called me Paul Funyun. Really? Why?

I would just tear into a bag of Funyuns on your ass. How good are Funyuns, man? They're very good. I did actually used to buy them at middle school lunch all the time. And then one time after that, a girl in my fourth hour class, she said that my breast smelled bad. And so I stopped getting Funyuns at lunch. Wow. She shamed you?

Tell her that. I got Funyun shamed. I'm not too afraid to admit that. Dylan, I'd like to apologize. For? We missed a major holiday for you. National Real Estate Ethics Day was actually June 17th, about a week ago. I was wondering why you guys didn't acknowledge that.

It hurt my feelings a little bit as a real estate professional. Yeah, so I'd just like to say I really do apologize. It's kind of like how we forgot about Randy's birthday, but this is probably honestly more important. So what's Randy doing right now? Why does Randy keep so quiet about his birthday? Weird. It's a weird move. Speak up, dog.

We're not the most efficiently run company sometimes, and maybe we're not doing all the major stuff that people should do if they have an HR department, like send out happy birthday emails and things like that. But you've got to roll in here with the birthday hat on. Dave, until you just said that, I just realized that he's not here. Where is Randy? I show so much I'm messing around here.

I don't know. What is he doing? He's in Chicago or something? Is this the Vegas weekend? He's in Vegas. Ohgas oh that's right it's not just vegas weekend he's in vegas like all week it's his dad's birthday so if he came back after spending a couple days in new orleans he came back or sorry in nashville he came back looking like he got hit by a truck what's he what's he gonna come back looking like after like five in Vegas? I don't know. That's too many days in Vegas.

Just wanted to point that out. Everybody knows 48 hours is the max. It is a two-night trip. Vegas and New Orleans are both two nights only, even though we are going for three in New Orleans later on this year. That's too long. You guys are going to have to drag me out on Saturday night. It's going to be ugly.

Yes. Why is he going for so long? I just realized dude cuz when your dad's your dad's birthday you got to turn up for the entire week is this a 50th birthday just like a milestone birthday I think it is a milestone birthday I don't think it's 50 but I stand I stand at circus circus where they stand hard to say I can still open no one knows circus Circus Circus? He's staying at Trump Tower, the Trump Hotel. Whoa, dude.

Dude, not cool. Didn't you say you stayed at some kind of—it's like a zoo place or maybe like a circus. You said you just spent the night at Spearmint Rhino whenever you went there. No, but I have been to Spearm Spirano, and it's a scene. I thought you stayed at Mandalay Bay. I have stayed there. Yeah, you're right. We got there.

The whole place smells like suntan lotion. I love it. Does it actually? Yeah. The casino, everywhere, smells like suntan lotion. I'm not going to lie. It's wonderful. When we went to Vegas, I went to the Cosmopolitan.

I only left the Cosmopolitan once, and it was for about 20 minutes, and then we returned back. And so I didn't really get to see much of Vegas while we were there. Where did you leave to go? To Burger King to get the cha-ching? Close. We actually went to a dispensary. That's sick. Oh, a Burger King dispensary.

Because they have those there. You stayed at the Cosmo the entire time? Well, we arrived at 11 a.m. on a, I think on a Tuesday. And then we left at 9 a.m. on a Wednesday. You got to throw bones at Bellagio, man. Well, dude, I'm sorry. I'm sorry that my pregnant wife didn't feel like venturing to Bellagio so her daddy could throw bones. That's too bad, man.

How's Dylan Chivary doing today? It only took five and a half minutes to get you there. I don't think I've ever been better in my entire life, honestly. I don't know if that's true. Dude, I'm telling you. Despite some unfortunate sporting events over the weekend that sent a couple of my teams home, I've had – things are great, man. You had some win or go home games.

What happened in those? They went home. Damn. That's not what you're looking for. They went home. We'll. Things are great, man. You had some win or go home games. What happened in those? They went home. Damn. That's not what you're looking for. They went home. We'll get them next year maybe. We'll see about it. Did you stay up for the UT game when it went into extras?

Two games in a row the game was pushed. Yes, I'm aware. I stayed up for the first one, not the second one. It ended at like 1.30 in the morning, I think. Just play in the rain. Yeah. But shouts to Mississippi State. He's got a pretty chachi pitching staff, but it's a good ball club.

Wait, which game went late? Not the last game, right? No, not the last game. Okay, because I watched that one. Now I'm trying to think about what time I went to bed. On Friday night, one went late. It was delayed, I think, in the eighth inning, in the ninth inning maybe. So, yeah, they only had to play half an inning after a delay,

which was like two-plus hours, I think. They hit a three-run home run to go ahead, and then the next. Which was electric. And we had that playoff yesterday that also featured a Longhorn. Playoff? Who? Kramer, Hickok that also featured a Longhorn. Playoff? Who? Kramer, Hickok. He's a Longhorn?

Yeah. Did not know. Yeah, he really is Jordan Spieth, dude. Yeah, they literally mention it every hole. Yeah. Every playoff hole. I didn't watch it. Wow, I wonder if this will help him being friends with Jordan.

That's my impression of the CBS crew, even though no one sounds like that. Yeah, that's one of those things that they just latch onto and will not stop talking about. He's inches away from where Jordan holds out here. He can win it right here. He's Jordan Spieth's old roommate, and he can win it right here. Yeah, let's go help him make this putt. Dude, he was just thinking about J.

No one's doing J. I call him J. Sheesh. J. J with an accent, like Kla. So it's J-E with an accent. J. No, it's just J. So there's an accent over the. J. J with an accent like cla. So it's J-E with an accent. J. No, it's just J.

So there's an accent over the capital J. Correct. Okay. J. Cool. J. More on that later. Too much dip.

Check it out. Bang! He did the thing. That sounded like Mike Breen in pain or in ecstasy. Ooh. Climaxasy. Ooh. Climaxing. Okay.

I think that's what you're saying. Well, I used a different term. Climax is just not a good word. When you said ecstasy, I thought Mike Breen was just rolling. Well, those things kind of go hand in hand for some. I wouldn't know anything about that. Don't they say not to have sex on ecstasy because it ruins regular sex for you? That's what people told me. Really?

Is that facts? I don't know. Who't know these people I've never done it before I've never done ecstasy or never done sex on ecstasy I've never done any of them okay I bet they call it sex to see in them in the business sex to see there I mean sheesh Mike Breen seeing as a different is a character you should develop no I'm good I think that's more of your alley no you should develop. No, I'm good. I think that's more up your alley. No, it was your idea. I would love to be a fly on the inside of your car just listening to you workshopping Mike Breen climax bits. We have so many flies.

Flies are crazy right now. Keep your doors shut. Dude, mosquitoes. My ankles are a war zone right now. It's fly season, man. It's bug season. We have a bottle of Windex that we just keep out so we can just go take these things down. You spray them with Windex? It did.

Yeah, one or two shots usually brings them down. Have you ever used one of those little salt shotgun things? They're so fun. Yeah, I sawed the barrel off. I had that sawed off shotty. We have one at the ranch. I don't know if that's how you're supposed to use it. They're so fun.

Have you ever used one of the tennis racket things, the electric ones? Yeah. I had the pleasure of using one of those for the first time the other day, and I have to say it made it very entertaining. But using it indoors in a kitchen made it very dicey for, you know, just, I don't know, swatting a glass. Oh, yeah. If you give me that salt shotgun thing, there's just salt all over the kitchen, man,

but also some dead flies. Do you ever let Bay use it and call her Salt Bay? Uh-huh. That's good. We have fun. Yeah. Yeah. God. Do you ever dress up as a fly?

Like Jeff Goldblum in kind of role play? Mm-hmm. Not to ask your business, but that's pretty personal. Do you? Do you have a fly costume? Pretty personal, baby.

That's your furry? Don't worry about it, man. You go on that fucking show on Netflix and you're just a fly? That would be the worst. Although Jeff Goldblum is objectively

a good-looking guy. But not when he's dressed up as a fly i don't know there's there's there's babes out there of a fly fetish i don't think so somebody out there right dude i've been leaving my fly down a lot lately on accident i think it's because i think it's because i've been accustomed to wearing like joggers to work every day or like you know athletic shorts all the time that i left a dressing room the other day and my fly was just completely down for like an hour. What were you trying on? Some shorts, maybe a shirt or two. Were they e-waist?

I don't know what e-waist means. They wouldn't have had a fly. Good point. Good point. I was e-waisted. That's pretty sick. No, I'm just kidding. I didn't do ecstasy.

There's a lot of ecstasy talk on a Monday morning podcast. You were just drunk online. It's an elastic waist. Bill's drunk on lines. Elastic waist, you dumbass. Oh. E-waste makes it sound like it's electronic. You have to cinch it with an app or something.

That's a good idea. It's a terrible idea. You should patent that. It's super unnecessary. The fact that I had to download an app for the coffee cup That I got for Christmas just kind of pissed me off I was like I'm not going to queue up this app Every time I want a warm cup of coffee

That's ridiculous There's too many apps Just give it an on and off switch Have you guys heard we have a special guest in the studio It's Mr. Red Eye You're drinking a Red Eye Homemade Red Eye by the way I went red eye? Yeah, your boy went off to... Homemade red eye, by the way. Damn.

I went the fuck off. You snapped on him. I did. It was a long night. We had a long night of baby crying. Boy, just wait. Oh, just wait. Hey, can we get some announcements out of the way before we really get into this podcast?

Sure. First and foremost, go follow Circling Back Pod and Wash Media. We've been doing low-key numbies on the TikTok lately. I can't really speak to how strong our TikTok game is at this point, but like... Do we go double Vi? Dude, we've been doing crazy stuff lately. Let me peep those numbers, dog.

Yeah, peep the numbies and get back to us. Also, go leave a review and five-star rating. The reviews have really been kicking up lately. iTunes has a new system that they've been doing. They have a new update that they did. I'm not sure it's totally honed in, but we got some reviews. Philip Hab said, make a wish.

My make a wish would be to play golf with Will, Dave, and Lil Pre at either Augusta or Lions. Pretty much the same course. Darby Lunchbox said on Thursday, bleaching back. My favorite thing about this podcast is when they told me to go get my boomer father a bidet for Father's Day. Yeah, we did tell you that. You're welcome. If you're not giving your dad the gift of a clean butthole, then I don't know what

you're doing. Daddy needs a clean b-hole, a clean two-hole. Yeah, we've seen the kind of work daddy's doing in the bathroom. T-Lin Holmes said, Areola and edging. This is a Wednesday review. It said, Three minutes in and Dorn talks about Areola while Dave talks about edging. How can you not love this pod? Speaking of that.

Sorry. What? What about it? More on that in my weekend recap. You learn how to edge? No. Weekend and pre-cap? I did not edge.

But I will be this week. Can we do one last... It's a tease, Dylan. Weekend and pre-cap? I did not edge, but I will be this week. Can we do one last? It's a tease, Dylan. Can we do one last review? This person seems to be airing a grievance, and I don't know what it is. That's okay. It said, great pod, but dot, dot, dot. This is from JosePilanco12.

JosePilanco12. Okay, got it. He said, they'll just steal your bits and run them into the ground after you say something funny on a voicemail. Yes, we will. That is a lot of what we do here. Did we steal something from JosePilanco12? Probably. Did he say goaded

for the first time or something? I have no idea. That's a fair but honest review. I'm trying to think what we ran into the ground. I feel like usually Dylan just steals it from Twitter, not voicemails. We're a little more tactful about this than they're giving us credit for. We got mobbing from that voicemail.

Oh, okay. Yeah. Oh, yeah. But that's not like... He didn't come up with that. It's like a term. He just curated that content for us and we ran with it.

You just put it fresh in our domes, yeah. That was the Delaware dude, right? Sure. I'll Delaware that ass out. Okay. What? What are you talking to? Yeah. What? You're you talking to? Yeah.

What? You're not that guy. Dude, I'm that guy. Come on, pal. Also, Patreon this week. Tomorrow, we're recapping The Bachelorette. I feel like every time I do this read talking about The Bachelorette, I remind Dave and Dylan that we actually have to watch The Bachelorette tonight and the wind gets taken out of everyone's

sails. Crap. Yeah. I don't know. We're still in the sweet spot of the season where we have enough entertainment value outside of the love storylines. So I'm happy.

Yeah, I want to warn everybody out there. Their spoilers are out there. Are they? I haven't seen it yet. I have not looked, but they are out there and available. And if you partake in some of the Washed Media Discord,

I don't know about, probably not the Reddit but I know the Discord for sure There's a circling batch thread They're dropping spoilies in that? They are, but they're doing it tastefully They're covering it up You can cover the text up so you have to click on it

How did you not know about that? You never wondered why you can't read some of the You're not in there You don't mix it up with the lads like I do When we talk about Discord,ylan thinks we're talking about like discord right here like connecting my laptop what's discord like what about that cord like what i saw a funny um quote tweet of a kanye tweet he tweeted i will never make a a diss track and someone said i didn't know Kanye was Italian I'll never make

it this track you just stole that guy's quote tweet yeah I don't know your plagiarized give him credit if I if I had in front of me but it's really funny man I will never make it this track make a diss track that's not dude I'm so tired of that's funny no it's not fine it is not fun never gonna make a diss track I understand, I understand. Guys, I have to do something completely off-brand for me. Are you guys ready for this? No, I apologize.

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Code STEAM for an extra three months free. Dylan, I would love to hear what you're doing this weekend But I'm going to get that aforementioned Tinky off real quick, I'll be RB Don't you mean what I did over the weekend? Wow, this dude's down bad Wow, dude So, I guess we're doing it, me and you together? We can talk about our weekends, I guess

You want to go? Do you want to go? Friday, what did I do Friday? Oh yeah, I hung out with Bay. We got a little, we got a nice little dinner off. Car, have you heard of it? Yeah. You know why?

Because you and Brett talk about it every day. It's like the only thing you guys know how to talk about. It's a steakhouse in my neighborhood. It's like a J.V. Perry's, really. I don't know if they would like that description. It's owned by Perry's, but I found out when I was there. Okay. And it's the same restaurant, really, and it's awesome.

The food's great. Is it kind of a P.F. Chang's payway situation? No, it's a full-fledged nice steakhouse. Carve. Come to Carve. $2.00, you call it. It's all night. It's not like it belongs in Vegas.

It absolutely does. We got some martinis. We got a filet. It absolutely does. We got some martinis. We got a filet. It was fantastic. We watched Texas win. Well, Texas go ahead with that aforementioned three-run home run, but then it got delayed. That was a pretty electric bat flip.

It was awesome. Yeah, he knew it immediately. So that was great. He pissed on that ball. Saturday, Matthew DeFries is at a little place called Taco Flats. And kind of got into one a little bit. That place is awesome. I appreciate the invite you extended to Alyssa and I 30 minutes before it was time to go.

Well, it wasn't 30 minutes before. And I extended the invitation about five minutes after the plan came together. So you're welcome for including the roughs, but I guess y'all were too busy. That was a good pee, Will. I know you didn't wash your hands, but that was good. Dude, that was a God-tier tea. And then yesterday, the homie and I, we got a big-time swim off. A God-tier tinky break.

A big-time swim off. I washed my hands, by the way. Hey, I'm talking about my weekend. Will, I'm sorry we didn't make it to Taco Flats. We didn't get invited until like 30 minutes before. How quickly after the plan came together did I invite the Ruffs? How quickly? Well, to be fair, the plan didn't come together, quote-unquote,

because the Ruffs hadn't been invited yet. So, therefore, the plan hadn't been solidified because the plan was to get them in. How quickly after initial discussion of going to dinner did I invite the Ruffs? Here, I'm going to give Dylan a little credit. Why? Dylan put the plan together well after you had purchased your ribs. The ribs were already smoking. Yeah.

And so it was just never going to work out that way. No. We could have eaten. I could have pulled them a little early. We could have eaten them and then met you all for a drink. But nobody wants to go meet somebody for drinks with a baby after they just ate a plate full of ribs. By the way, Rhodes said that they were a little dry. Rhodes doesn't eat solid food.

Perhaps overcooked. Rhodes eats breast milk. Well, he tried your ribs. He could tell. Yeah. A little dry. That's all I'm saying. No, they were pretty good.

Getting rave reviews. Pretty good. How was that rub, dog? Did you rub it for daddy? Honestly? On the ribs or just? I think so. Yeah, I used that espresso rub that Dylan got me from.

Where'd you get that? Nashville. Not known for their rubs. That was authentic airport rub that I got you. You ever done an airport rub? Like gotten one of those massages in the middle of the... No. How was the rub for real?

It was all right? It was good. Good. It was good. Good. How much did those cost? The airport rubs. The massages you mean?

Yeah. I bet they're... Well, dude, everything in the airport is about 15% more expensive than it would be in the wild. I would assume you're getting like 10 minutes for like 25 bucks. I bet they only sell it by like half. Well, you'd think they would do smaller. You would have to do small increments because you have people that are trying to catch flights and stuff.

I'm not trying to catch those hands on my layover, you know? I'm not trying to get rubbed on in front of a bunch of travelers. What I don't trust about the airport rubs is that, like, I assume you're in one of those things where you put your head into, like, one of those padded pillow things. And they put down the paper and it sticks to your face and you pull it up because your face is oily and it's embarrassing. Yeah. My face isn't that oily. I'm actually too dry.

But I just don't want to put my face wherever, like, all those other people put their face. Yeah. Which is not what I'm about. They'd probably clean it. Nah. Are you done? I've been done, dog. What'd you do yesterday?

I got a swim off with the homie. We went to Lifetime, and he went down those big slides for the first time. It was a big day for him. Did you go down the slide? No. I was waiting at the bottom for him. He was a little scared at first.

Why don't you slide? Shut up. I was mainly just doing a Goo Goo Dolls thing. That's all he was doing. Why don't you slide? Okay. Slide into my room. Okay, we get it. Dave, is that how it goes? Dave, continue with your shit

that no one cares about. Well, I haven't even started, but I guess since you're asking. Aside from getting a pity invite 30 minutes before y'all went to dinner uh let's see thursday i played golf with uh noted new york times best-selling author wr bolin by the way for a guy who plays like twice a year his first three holes were bad, but someone like Tyler, one of the guys we were playing was like, dude, stand back a little bit. Ross was hitting some piss missiles, some little fades, some buttery fades. Yeah.

I was proud of him. I didn't know he was that guy. Well, I mean, he legitimately doesn't. He picks up his clubs a handful of times a year. He'll tell you that. And we had fun. We had a good time. We played, what is it, Morris Williams, he legitimately doesn't. He picks up his clubs a handful of times a year. He'll tell you that. And we had fun. We had a good time. We played, what is it, Morris Williams?

Mo Williams? Mo Willie. Mo Willie. Great taco bar in there for after you're out. Really? Highly recommend. Really? What are they working with?

Was Micah back there mixing them up? No, it was an employee. Micah doesn't work at the golf course. Oh. Unless he, it may have been Micah. I didn't see. The shells weren't old El Paso. It wasn't Micah.

So it wasn't Micah. That's how I knew Micah wasn't back there. We had fun. And then Friday. What did I do Friday? I didn't do much. Saturday was the day. Saturday I got up.

I sent a text. I'm in a group text. Dylan, you're not in it. It's me, Will, Kyle Bandujo, and Peter Hart, a.k. Saturday I got up. I sent a text. I'm in a group text. Dylan, you're not in it. It's me, Will, Kyle Bandujo, and Peter Hart, a.k.a. Ice House. It's PGPX's thing. It's our deal. Yeah, I'm glad I'm not a part of that group, actually. Go ahead.

We do some parenting talk in there. It's kind of like the Dad Gum podcast if Will and I were on it, only it's in a text form. Yeah, I'm not a dad or anything. I don't belong in that group. Yeah, well, we do a lot of grill talk. Decided I got the itch to go to HEB, get some ribs, did some beef ribs for the first time.

I don't think I've ever done beef ribs before. A little bit different than the pork, a little bit of a bigger animal. Sure. Turned out pretty well. Turned out pretty well. Turned out pretty well. Then I just did combat sports all Saturday night. Also, Saturday was a big day. Went to Home Depot.

Ever heard of it? Dude, how many times have you been to Home Depot in the last two weeks? Six. You are living at Home Depot. Dude, Home Depot and grilling, like, dad shit. Well, it gets daddier. Ooh, let's go. Does it gets daddier oh let's go because uh does it get zaddy or two this zaddy bought a a battery-powered lawnmower oh which by the way surprisingly affordable like i don't know why i just thought like that sounds like some future shit

so i'm like very expensive like oh i'm dropping like four digits on this not even close not even close like i walked out of there just like happy, very excited. Good for you. And there was a sale. And the lady who helped me pick it out knew everything about it, unlike some other stores that do the same stuff. I'm not going to name names. I'm going to take the high road and not the low road.

Uh-huh. How do you spell low? road uh-huh but uh you spell low oh just gonna say they actually they like talking about the tools and the shit i'm almost like yeah i could sit here and talk lawnmowers all day not all day like for another 15 minutes maybe but i went home with that was very excited yesterday put it together dude never got to change the oil you never have to just gotta charge the battery just gotta charge the battery spark plug no spark plug. Just got to charge the battery. Just got to charge the battery. No spark plug. No spark plug. No gas that's been sitting there the whole off-season you got to replace when it gets warm again.

Nothing like that. I mowed the lawn yesterday. And it felt great. Now, I'm not doing well today. I think I need to put the mask on when I mow the lawn. The grass allergies, predictably, I should have seen this coming, aren't great today. Sinuses are full of grass blades, I'm sure. But all in all, it feels good to just, you know, mow your own lawn, pour out the grass clippings, the bag, dump that into the little compost thing,

and go inside, maybe have a vizzy, wash it down. Really? With the super fruit acerola. Look at you. Super fruit. Thank you. I yield you. Superfruit. Thank you. I yield my time to Will. Huge weekend for your boy.

Just couldn't stop. Just getting wild left and right. I mean, as you know. So Dylan hit me up on Thursday afternoon. He was like, hey, I think we should go to Taco Flats on Saturday evening. And I was like, man, you're trying to plan this pretty early. And I was like, who else are we inviting? And you were like, no one.

It's just us. It's cool that the roughs weren't on the group text. Yeah, and so he was just like, nah, it just me. And I was like, all right, yeah, we can do that. And so I almost forgot about it until Dylan texted me like 30 minutes before. Dave, the reason that the DeFrieses got the initial reach out is because they live across Mopac from where Bay lives, which is where we were when the plan was forming. I guess we should sell our house and move.

No, I don't think you should do that. Maybe then we'll be included. Do it. Sell your house. No. Dude, the market. It's a killer. No, on Saturday. Boy, this car. Never mind. Saturday, your boy is killer. No, on Saturday.

Boy, this car. Never mind. Saturday, your boy had a little pool day action. I did watch some sports all morning. Enjoyed that. But yeah, I was doing a little pool day action. Just hanging out, doing my thing. Did you watch Italy-Austria?

I did. Was it Austria? I don't know. I actually didn't. I didn't watch much of the Italy game. I don't know. I actually didn't watch much of the Italy game. I will say I was a little hazy on Saturday morning as I went to Matt's El Rancho the day before with my son and my wife and a friend of ours. And I will say I did not feel great.

I probably didn't need to split that last Mexican martini with our friend, but I did. And I paid for it the next day. So I did the classic hangover cure of just jumping in the pool. It worked like a charm. The way you keep saying our friend, it's like you're talking about like a mob boss in another city or like our friend in Milwaukee. It's our friend. Somebody's about to get whacked. No, her name's Bailey.

She's very kind. And so we went there and then did a little pool action. Very hot outside, as you guys know. Did you toothpick? I watched way too... No, it's not a great toothpicking pool, unfortunately. Too shallow, huh? I watched way too much UT baseball this weekend.

I'll put that out there. Say way too much. Like way too much. I watched every inning of every game except for the extras. That's where you draw the line? No, it's just like I'm not going to turn the game back on at 1 a.m. to go watch. Like that's just not what I'm doing. I'm only watching sports that late if it's like a Pac-10 football game late night.

Those are the best. Those are the absolute best. It's great. And, yeah, obviously I went on a little double date with some kids involved with Dylan and Bay. And Lil' Bay. And Lil' Bay. And Lil' Mon was actually there too. So he was just chilling in the corner.

And then, yeah, yesterday was just another big day for your boy. I, again, hit a different pool. Can we back up a sec? Did you say Lil' Mon? I said Lil' Mon, yeah. I've been trying to workshop different names for Lil little fritz over here lil mon and the only one that i've come up with that i actually like is lil mon so i think it's like sometimes i do ask sally like hey what's not what's the homie up to and i'm like the homie is clearly parks lil mon sounds like a uh like a

tiki themed daycare or something that's that has legs little months yeah so little mon was doing his thing and uh yeah it wasn't it wasn't a huge week we did have duck for dinner last night people were wondering why i haven't been on my duck bullshit lately but last night quack quack motherfucker you're dead damn my stomach now you killed a duck i didn't kill the duck myself unfortunately i don't own a firearm and i didn't feel like choking out a duck that day so i decided to just buy some from you're saying he choked his chicken yesterday you're talking about masturbation and I didn't feel like choking on a duck that day. So I decided to just buy some from... You're saying he choked his chicken yesterday. You're talking about masturbation.

Play it, dog. No, I didn't put it on the soundboard, unfortunately. Oh, come on, man. Yeah. No, not a crazy weekend. You know, I'm leaving town this upcoming weekend, so I tried to keep some in the tank this weekend, not go too crazy. Yeah.

Sick, dude. Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude. That yeah sick dude yeah dude yeah dude sick my dude oh and i hung some curtains you guys want to hear about that entire experience no man yeah that makes sense it's not very good story but i did i did hang some curtains this weekend because we're moving moving little mon out to his own nursery i did some art bait. I did some artwork for the house that I called Never a Purchase, but just looked and I'm like, man, that would be real dope. That's sick. It's a fun thing to do.

But you didn't actually cop? Oh, I mentioned this earlier. No, I did not cop. I have to buy the battery-powered edger now that I can just transfer the battery from the lawnmower into that. Is that the one that Aubrey Marcus' dad created? No, you're thinking of... I have battery edger and blower.

What? Stop, dude. Edger and a blower. Leaf blower. So it is the one that Aubrey Marcus' dad created. Wait, what brand? I don't recall, but the same battery goes in each one. It's pretty dope. Yeah, I got to buy one because right now the edges are not edged out properly.

I was talking to your neighbors the other day. They're like, you just cannot edge. Met some neighbors. Met some neighbors. Have you done the front porch hang? No. Just waiting for people to come up and say hi? Our best neighbor right now in my neighbor power rankings, it's Greg across the street.

You rocking with Greg? He's a cyclist, so he's often wearing the cycling getup. He lives there by himself. He's probably in his 50s. He's got a nice rescue dog named Penny. Great pup. And he's a nice guy. And his dog's very friendly.

Is he that guy? He's that guy, pal. Okay? Sick. Before we get into our next segment, have a little special uh treat for the people at home let's go you might know that we have the washed media uh podcast network and and there's some shows on this network that you know absolutely slap you may not know about them but you're about to if you want to hear about this week in horny or if you just want to hear two dudes that have

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Check us out. Internet Party is the podcast that's also a party. On Washed Media. There it is. Dang. Just let that ride a little bit. It's Hey Arnold and Podcast Forum. That's crazy. That's swag. Honestly, nothing makes me want to party harder than when I hear the Internet Party theme song. They need to do remixes of old Nickelodeon theme songs.

If you were at Greenlight Social one night and you heard the Hey Arnold Trap remix come down, like wouldn't you just be wiling out? I'm trying to think what other ones. Yeah, I mean, the answer is yes. If I was at like

Container Bar on like a Sunday evening. Like what if the Doug theme song came out? Do do do do do do. Is that it? Yeah. You've started going

in a different direction but your initial keys were there. What if they just remixed Beat's songs? Killer Tofu. Banging on a trash can. Dylan, you see, Nickelodeon was popular in the 90s with people in our generation.

I don't know. Doug might have been before you walked through the portal. So here, this will be a good way to describe it for you. You know Nick at Night, the show that has all the, the channel that has all the shows that you watched growing up? This is their brother channel. I don't even get that joke. Well, the joke is that you're significantly older than all of us. You watch like I Love Lucy and Gilgan's Island and shit, old ass.

That's on Nick at Night? Yeah. Oh, didn't know that. Dude probably doesn't even know who Nick was. I Love Lucy was one of my favorite shows growing up.

Not gonna lie. I used to watch it with my mom. My dad had every single episode of I Love Lucy on VHS. It was a great show. It took up a significant portion of my playroom growing up. I used to...

Dad, can you move your fucking tapes? What's the problem here? I bet one of the first impressions I put together was a Ricky Ricardo. And I won't do it now because it might be offensive. It wasn't good. Does she have some explaining to do? Yeah.

That dude always has some explaining to do. Remember our wedding? My wedding? It's where I got married. Yeah, I was there. You know how I got married in front of two palm trees? No, but sure. There were two palm trees behind us.

Okay. And as it turns out, the two palm trees, they actually have a name, Desi and Lucy. Are you kidding me? I know. That is fucking cute. Pretty crazy. Wow. Pretty crazy.

Hey, Dave, I'm reading the rundown right here, and it says that you've got something to say. Yeah. Thank you, Will. I don't really have much to say it's more of a something i have to do well it's a you're on a podcast you usually have a lot to say usually you'd think that let me just say uh dylan since you moved into your home i don't think i properly gave you a uh housewarming gift so i have So I have decided to give you something. My wife found this, Alyssa, and she was like,

this is a must-have for the Cheverie household. This is something that you and Parks and even Bay can utilize, and I'm going to give it to you on the air. There's so much pressure. So I'm going to stand up now. I'm going to move from my post, and I'm going to walk over there. I'm going to give you this gift bag. I'm going to walk over there. I'm going to give you this gift bag. I'm nervous.

I'm nervous about what's going on here. By the way, let me describe the – it's a gift. Oh, what? You're actually giving him a gift right now. It's a gift bag. It has polka dots on it. It's very lovely. White tissue paper. And I'm going to get into it.

All right. Well, put it close to the mic so people can hear the sound and really act like they're here it's a real gift folks and if you're on the youtubes you'd see that here we go oh my god this is a this is a bit tagged I've been tagged on social media posts featuring this product. What is it exactly? Well, it's called a weenisaurus. Really? It is a hot dog and snack holder.

And it looks like a, I don't know if that's a, it's a brachiosaurus. It's a brachiosaurus that's, his back is designed in such a way that it can hold a glizzy. That back's not getting blown out. No, that's a good back. You can put also tacos or a sub sandwich or a burrito back there, it says. Okay, if your sub sandwich fits in this, it's a shitty sub sandwich. That's not a sub sandwich. Yeah, maybe a Jimmy John's Slim might fit in there.

But, like, if it's worth its weight. We're going to go ahead and pop this bad boy out. Hold on. You just had this sitting around the house? No, we acquired it. Oh, you bought it. You procured this. Oh, look at that.

Oh, shit. It doesn't have a head. The head's right here. One sec. You have to assemble it. So, Parks' birthday was a few months ago, right? February 19th? Good memory.

Yeah, I know. It's a bonus gift. I know. You get major points for that. My buddy growing up, he also had a February 19th? Good memory. It's a bonus gift. You get major points for that. My buddy growing up, he also had a February 19th birthday, so for some reason it's always stuck with me. Some assembly required. Are you going to holster this until next February in order to give to him, or are you just going to serve McGlizzy tonight with this thing on it?

You can't sit on a product like this for February. I bet you could. No, you... Yeah, it might be uncomfortable to sit on. There it is, folks. Wow, this is very cool. I'll allow you to re-gift it. This is a...

Do you want to re-gift it? First of all, very thoughtful, Dave. Thank you. Well, yeah, we're always... To your lovely wife so much. Thank you. It's very thoughtful. It could hold a six-inch cell.

All right. It could. That's a big opening back there. No, that's a... No. But the question I have is, why would you need it to? Yeah. What? That's the question here. i have is why would you need it to yeah what that's the question here in general why do you need this no you know okay look there's there is something

endearing about a dinosaur with a hot dog on its back i get that but not a sub as absurd as this product is um the homie's gonna get a kick out of it. And so for that, I thank you. It's very thoughtful. He's got to name it. This is so ridiculous. I want him to name that dinosaur. Okay. All right. We'll come up with something.

You've got to think it's got to be the glysosaurus, right? I'll let you know what it says. I mean, it says right here it's a weenisaurus. I see. I think there's another way to put it. What kind of dinosaur actually is this? It's a brachiosaurus, often confused with a brontosaurus. How do you know the difference? If you're in the wild and one of these runs up on you.

I think the brachii has that little ridge on top of its head, and also it's a little bit bigger than the brontosaurus. So this kind of looks like a giraffe in a way because of the long neck. Have you ever seen one of these lick something? Stop. Don't sexualize this little cute little toy it's called the weenie saurus dylan i'm not gonna feel that bad because because it holds a hot dog will i'm just saying dude there's been a lot of giraffe videos going around the internet lately and then licking things clean why are giraffes so horny i don't know i didn't know they were so horny. You know, they have a blue tongue, Will.

Ugg taught us that. Ugg did teach us that. Is that facts? Big facts. In high school, his mascot was a giraffe. And when it stuck its tongue out, it was blue. Dave knows way too much, way too much about Salute Your Shorts. See, Dave was at the age when he was watching Salute Your Shorts,

he was like one or two years older than me at that. I mean, I guess you always are. But you actually retained information from it, whereas I just remember the bits, Dave was at the age when he was watching Salute Your Shorts. He was like one or two years older than me at that. I mean, I guess you always are. Okay. But you actually retained information from it, whereas I just remember the bits, but I don't remember how they actually went on. You know what's really cool about the human brain is like I remember that kind of shit, but when it comes to like my employees' birthdays or like a 10-part podcast series on like Cuba, I can't recall any of it like two weeks later oh if i shake your hand at a group dinner i don't know your name for no forever after no i'm doing that

i'm like hey what is the dude the dude over there in the doc martins what's his name why is he wearing doc martins i've ignored me in sixth grade ons on Twitter You can't ignore this You can't ignore the dinosaur Now I actually own one How do you feel? Honestly, it feels pretty good, man I'm doing hot dogs this week I'm going to have to

Ooh, dude, when you put a brat in the back there Bratosaurus actually has That makes a lot of sense Bratosaurus? The Bratosaurus actually has some That makes a lot of sense. Bratosaurus? The Bratosaurus actually has some... I think it works. Let's go. I'm a big...

I like brats more than I like hot dogs. Everyone knows that about me. It's just what it is. I don't know, man. Hot dogs are pretty dope. Like a jumbo dog at the ballpark. Get out of here. You're right.

They're good, but like I just... If a brat is in play, I'm choosing the brat every single time. Whatever, dude. When we go to Dallas for a meetup, and assuming it's in the summer, because the Rangers, let's be honest, they're not going to be playing baseball in the fall. Just not in the cards. We need to go to the new ballpark, and we need to have a boomstick and share it. Is that the –

It's the unnecessarily large. You have to eat with a fork? Well, you don't have to. Does it have chili on it? I'm sure you can get chili on it. You're not picking that thing up. No, you're not that guy. No, I'm not that guy, pal.

You're not that guy. No, I was hoping you would lady in the trumpet with me. Okay, I would love to. I'm going to hold you guys to that. Thank you. Parks is going to like this. I'm going to hold you guys to that. Thank you. Parks is going to like this. I'm not going to lie. Do you guys want to do our next segment that I didn't prep you guys for,

but it's just us reading Micah's Read of the Week from front to back? It just came through on everyone's inboxes in case we didn't ice down the servers. It sure did. I hope it's just him recapping his old Twitter feuds that we kind of rehashed yesterday in our group text. You need to have him on Too Much Dip. Bring him out of retirement briefly just to discuss that entire interaction with his old college professor. The reason I found that, I was looking for one of my tweets that had some media on it that I didn't know how long ago it was. So I ran a search, and then I stumbled upon Micah telling multiple listeners and apparently an old college professor to go fuck himself.

Dude, that was incredible. And I was dying. It's just the way he leads into it. It's very polite and well-written, and then it just capped off with, hey, go fuck yourself. And I'm reading it in Micah's voice. Micah, if you're new here, is our old producer, and he was an old co-host on Too Much Dip, our sports vehicle.

And now he's semi-unretired, partially unretired, slash retired. How shitty of a professor do you have to be in order to talk shit to one of your old students on fucking Twitter? I was shocked. Shocked at that. Micah's reaction to it may seem aggressive, but in reality, everyone's wish they could tell an old professor they hated to go fuck themselves on Twitter. He called him a crappy student. Can I say, I don't think I ever had a professor that I didn't like that much. I had a coach or two that I, looking back, I'd love to be able to fuck off. Man, yeah, it kept me from playing first base.

You know what I love about Micah's read of the week? He just does it for the love of the game, man. He does. What are you trying to say? He's not getting paid for this. That sounds like a backhanded compliment. It's not monetized. You're saying he's not doing numbs?

He has a full-time job. Like, he has a real job, and he's just doing it for the love of the game, man. I love that. That's beautiful. He's semi-retired, but he's still like, you know. It's like if Chipper Jones was just playing men's league baseball right now. Just for the love of the game. You know what I'm saying?

That's a good comparison. Why is the comparison you immediately go to Chipper Jones? This guy played baseball. Because he retired long enough ago to where he can still get out there and move around a little bit, but he's not hitting dingers. So in terms of content, Mike is at the stage of his life where he can get out there and move around a little bit. He's not getting paid for it. Well, the content

game's a little different, you know? Because it's like your body deteriorates and so does your content. I'm so bummed that the interns didn't get a chance to meet Micah. Can you imagine Micah and Cool Adam just chopping it up in there? We can get Micah in here again. Yeah, we need Micah in here. He's off on Fridays. Adam, if people don't know this,

Randy is gone. We didn't announce. Cool Adam is on the video. He's on the ones and twos right now. Hey. He notes off Mike. Yeah. Can we stop burying the lead here? Sure.

Can we talk about what everyone's here for? Is this disc golf talk? The greatest disc golf shot of all time. That's a quote by J-Bone. If you haven't seen this video, you have to go see this video. We're going to post it. Yesterday or the day before, I don't know when this was, over the weekend, there was a

disc golf tournament, which I guess is being compared to one of the biggest things of all time. People are comparing it to the Masters. One person is, at least. In terms of ball golf. Don't say ball golf. This gentleman who made the shot was on the 18th hole.

He was one behind the GOAT, who actually talked shit to me on Twitter one time. No one talks about that. Oh, that guy. That guy. Forget his name. He's not that guy. And I forget his name now. Why did he talk shit?

Paul? Paul something? Doesn't matter. We're not rocking with Paul. Whatever. He's definitely not rocking with me. No. Why? Because he doesn't want to. Was it Paul Mc Paul something? Doesn't matter. We're not rocking with Paul. Whatever. He's definitely not rocking with me. No. Why?

Because he doesn't want to. Was it Paul McBeth? Yeah, Paul McBeth. Paul McBeth. Good call. This dude's swaggy. So just to put things in perspective, I think Paul McBeth was 38 under for the tournament, and this guy was like 37 under.

What? This course is a joke. It sounded like a tough game. Yeah, real hard. And so on the final hole, this guy gets a hole in one on a dogleg right. I would say I'm not very good with my lefts and rights. Looks like a pretty straight shot, honestly. And everybody lost their minds.

And so can I throw a Frisbee that well? No. It's a disc. I'm not trying to. I'm going to play J-Bone Advocate. It's a disc. That's a disc. Can I throw a disc that well?

Frisbee is actually trademarked by Norelco. Not Norelco. Is that why they call it disc ball? Frisbee is a trademark thing. I know. We know this because of Jared. Imagine your sport. You can't even call it what it is because of a trademark.

Well, I don't. It's, yes. It's like if golf was called like round ball or something, you know? It's so stupid. That is not a good... Dimply ball. No, I know. That just doesn't ring off. Old stick ball.

Old club ball. So the guy makes it, forces a playoff, and apparently won in the playoff. That I did not know. That's very cool. Everyone's losing their mind over this. Let me say, it is as electric of a reaction video from a crowd that you will see in... It is undeniably an electric environment in the incredible video. So you got to give props there. It is cool.

I didn't know that people showed up for disc golf tournaments the way they did, and they got that rowdy for it. Pretty cool. People bang chains out there. Those are some rowdy gentlemen out there. Fair. But if you would allow me to just read J-Bone's tweet on the matter. J-Bone, of course, is a noted disc golf player, golfer. I don't know what they call him.

He would tell you he's an influencer. I don't know how. I think he's been like three years deep in the game right now. Is he a bigger Chili's influencer or disc golf? Hard to say. So, J-Bone quote tweets this video that Barstool Sports posted, and it is a very cool video, so go watch it. Very cool.

J-Bone says, non-disc golfers can't fully grasp the insanity of this shot. So, coming out of the gate there, a little condescending tone. Yeah, you just don't get it. Yeah, you don't understand how difficult the shot is, a little condescending tone. Yeah. You just don't get it. Yeah, you don't understand how difficult the shot is. A little pat on the head. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He goes on to say, it's the greatest throw in the history of the sport. I can't deny that.

Interesting that he calls it a throw, not a shot. I would think they would call them shots. Greatest shot, throw, whatever. He's just hella throwed. The equivalent to if Phil Mickelson holds out from 190 yards on 18 to force a playoff with Tiger Woods on a Masters Sunday. Period. Truly incredible. Period. End of tweet.

I don't know about the equivalency there. Here's the question that I have. If you put all of us out there everyone in this room, Adam included Adam gets some shots too if you put all of us on that hole and we had 24 hours to make that shot could we make that shot in 24 hours?

yeah do you think that if we were at Augusta National and we had 180 yards to the pin on number 18 do you think that any of us are making that shot? 190 yards to the pin on number 18. Do you think that any of us are making that shot? 190 yards to the pin. I don't think we're making that shot. No, but also keep in mind we've been playing golf our entire lives.

Exactly. Our entire lives. J-Bone has been playing disc golf for three years. He's already like a scratch disc golfer, whatever they call him. I don't know what they call him. I don't know what they call him. They probably have some trademark thing. Like, no, you can't call it.

That's golf saying we can't do it. No, you can't. Yeah. I just don't know about the equivalency there. I feel like, I feel like it, it takes a lot more skill to put a, so let's say one 90. So Phil's probably hitting like into 18 at Augusta. He's putting maybe a seven iron. I feel like that's a lot more difficult than what has been done here.

Not to say this isn't difficult. Look, I have no issue with the chain bangers out there. Love what you're doing. Love your information. In fact, I believe we've signed up long ago to play one J bone in a scramble format where we get many, many shots per side at a local disc golf, whatever you call it park, which that hasn't come to fruition yet.

I think we're waiting on Dylan. He might be the only holdout. Maybe we'll fill it in with cool. Adam can play. I don't want to do it like July, August in Texas, unless it's an early morning situation. You know,

our, our friend from the old Grand X office, Primrose, I think he's quite good at this game. He is. I respect disc golf more than I used to. I was a noted hater. This video did a lot for my opinion of disc golf.

If you're getting into a Paul McBeth. Yeah, I mean, so if someone, would J-Bone lobby that if I was talking shit about golf and then Tiger Woods clapped back at me on Twitter, is that the same? Since this is essentially the same as Phil Mickelson holding out at Augusta to force a playoff? Look, it's the equivalent per J-Bone. That's what I don't get. Like the magnitude of these shots just doesn't really compare in my eyes.

But I'm glad that disc golf is making these people happy i'm glad that uh i'm glad this video is out there i'm yeah i'm glad we got to see the reaction of all these people but i i just i'm a little hesitant about about maybe putting this on in like the pantheon of great sports moments all right listen paul mcbeth he posted about this on instagram and it was a picture of him and the guy, his name is James Conrad, who made the shot. And he said, this man threw the greatest shot in disc golf history.

James Conrad, as much as it hurts to take second, I am truly happy for you. Takes the high road, gives some big time props. Okay. We need more drama. I need less of Paul McBeth being a nice guy. I want full, like, yeah, you get lucky every once in a while. Blind pig finds an acorn. Question. What's bigger?

The chains that you have to hit it in, the basket with the chains, or golf hole? What has more mass? Not mass, but what has more surface area to hit? Oh, the chains. The chains are this big, Dave. Oh, so you're saying it's larger than the golf hole? Yeah, it's like the size of a ball. What's bigger, the chain. The chain's like this big, Dave. It's huge, Dave. Oh, so you're saying it's larger than the hole, the golf hole.

Yeah, it's like the size of a ball. What's bigger, the disc or the golf ball? Don't the chains also help it go in easier? I feel like the chains just, they're conducive to knocking it down. When I trained disc golf, I cut the chains off. Really? Yeah, just to make it a little bit more tough. But you're a purist.

You're built different. I am a purist. I actually do the, I roll the disc. It's not a frisbee. I do the roll thing. You know what purist. You're built different. I am a purist. I roll the disc. It's not a frisbee. I do the roll thing. You know what, pal? Worm burners. You're that guy. I don't know if I'm that guy, pal. You know what? Aren't you out next week, Will? I am out next week. Do we need a J-Bone

fill-in? I don't know. Last time we did a J-Bone fill-in, he took our rundown and then just ignored it. I can't even remember that. Well Last time we did J-Bone fill in, he took our rundown and then just ignored it. I can't even remember that. Well, that's because J-Bone completely just ignored it. We're going to get Micah. We're going to get Micah one day and J-Bone one day. We're going to really just test the limits

of our audience. Please get Micah. At the very least, please get Micah. I want Micah. He needs to just take a half day and come in here and do this. Micah did ghost me numerous times this weekend, me trying to hang out with him, but whatever. He caught a pool invite. I even invited him to go have a beer at Hula Hut with me.

I don't remember catching one. That's interesting. I was looking for a low-maintenance one. I knew that there were kids involved in different scenarios, and I was like, you know what? I need Micah over here. I hate going to the pool when it's scorching hot outside. I can't wait to catch a pool invite for the first time ever. If I'm being honest, Dylan, I forget that we have a pool at our apartment all the time.

You remember when you had Micah over. I didn't have Micah over, though. He ignored it. The invite's all that matters, though. Whatever. Are we going to? Okay. Sometime this fall, we will get out there in the park with Cactus Jack.

Yes. And just start banging chains. Cactus Jack will get humbled. in the park with Cactus Jack. Yes. And just start banging chains. Cactus Jack will get humbled. God. Imagine being a chain on that day. Like, you're getting banged. Just imagine. Couldn't be me.

Stop. Can we talk about our friends over at Roback? Please. Dylan's been wearing their athletic tees, not just to work out, but to go from the gym to the discotheque. You've noticed. This dude's craving activity. Dog.

If you're not familiar with Roback, it's about time you get there because they've got performance polos. They've got some of the best hoodies in the game. Can I tell you what caught my eye this morning, which I'm seeing for the first time ever? You can. And they're about to catch an email from me about it. The Dinger hoodie. Oh, my God. You like it so And they're about to catch an email from me about it. The Dinger hoodie.

Oh, my God. You like it so much you're going to email them? Oh, my God. Yeah. What are you going to say? Like, this rules? I'm going to say I want one. You can just leave a review.

I'm going to ask them for one. They're going to hear this. You can just leave a review. This is the most Will Bonds. I've never, like, needed something as much as I do right now, and it's the Dinger hoodie. It is absolute flames. These hoodies are perfect for when you want to wear a hoodie or like a pullover of some sort,

but you don't want some bulky, giant-like thing that weighs you down or warms you up too much. These are performance hoodies and performance hoodies only. Does that qualify as tie-dye? Is that tie-dye? Yeah, that's tie-dye, Dylan. It's a tie-dye hoodie, David. Like, what don't you get about it? Figure it out.

I don't know if it works for you. I'm a solid-color only guy. I can see cool Adam walking in with it. For sure. I'm going know if it works for you. I'm a solid color only guy. I can see cool Adam walking in with it. For sure. I'm going to, oh my God. Adam pulls it off better. Whatever. It's sweat boy season.

They even have a Koopa Troop one on here. Are you kidding me? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wow, they really do. Yeah, they've got a Koopa Troop one on here. Do they have any with toadstool? That's flames. No toadstool ones.

It's got little golf carts on it. I know, it's pretty swag. What? It's a me. It's a me. A rollback. That is fire. Yeah, they're catching an email from me.

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your heart. You hold it so near and dear to your heart that I actually, uh, hold it near and dear to mine. Now your family is my family. It's okay. Arby's. We're talking Arby's. Popeye's has a new meal, dude. Well, I like it so much that I'm dear to mine now. Your family is my family now. We're talking Arby's. It's okay. We're talking Arby's.

Popeye's has a new meal. Dude, well, I like it so much that I'm going to email them. You're not going to grow back isn't a sponsor. I know. It's just funny. The thought of you liking something and you just email and be like, I love this product. I just want to let you guys know. Grow back. Thank you.

I'm going to ask them to send me one. That's what I'm going to do. Hey, just send it. I'm going to ask that send bus. Send it. Give me one, too. They use my mug all over their ad campaign. Whoa.

What if Dylan sent the email, and then they responded to all asking if we wanted any sizes of it, and Dylan, like, in his email was trying to sound all cool and young, and he's like, hey, can you guys go full send on this hoodie? That's something he would say. I wouldn't say that. Dylan told me recently, he's like, I'm trying to get a little bit younger with my lingo just to kind of reach a younger demo. I've been trying to do that for a long time now, yeah. You're not that guy, pal.

It's part of my whole personality on here, actually. You're not that guy. You're not that guy. I'm definitely not that guy. You're not that guy. Dave, I got news. Popeyes is trying out a new menu item called the I Don't Know Meal for people who can't decide what to get. Popeyes has dubbed it, quote, the perfect meal when your partner doesn't know what to eat.

Okay. What is included in the I Don't Know Meal? That's the thing. I don't know. You don't know. That's the tweet? They just pick for you. Oh, right now they're just featuring the chicken sandwich.

So it's just essentially getting a chicken sandwich. Well, if I want that, I'll just order the chicken sandwich. Are you saying that they've tossed around the idea of just a, it's kind of like a bartender's choice. It's like, just pour me whatever you feel like making. It's like, yeah, I don't want to do a normal shot, so if you can mix

up a round of just random shots that don't taste like shit, that'd be great. That's the the popeyes i don't know meal that's the mark of a good bartender when they get excited when like you ask them to do that not that i i've ordered shots in like 18 years do you think that chili's bartender is just like just mixing up martinis now he doesn't have to catch a stray he was a nice guy he was a nice guy no but he learned a lot that night now he's just Now he's just like slinging them. He's waiting for me to come back. Do you think he's offended that I haven't come back for another martini? Probably.

You know his name is Mark. Martini. We're rocking with him. That's good. It's not. No, it was not that good. What's the worst possible scenario if you go to Popeye's and you order the I don't know meal and they serve you something? They have something on there.

Have you seen the chicken strips that are all connected? That you pull them off yourself? I don't really understand. No, that's not a thing. Like string cheese? Not at all. I'm going to pull up their menu. I don't know, but it just always has grossed me out. Do you want to get Popeye's for lunch?

I mean, maybe. I'm looking at their menu now and I'm like damn i kind of want some but what like what did they just give you the the you know how sometimes you get like that really shitty wing that looks like it wasn't actually supposed to be a tender or something and very little meat it was like it something fell into the deep fryer and that's one of the tenders that they include in your meal i'm just worried that they're just going to give you a stack of those some like cajun friesun fries, which are actually pretty freaking good. I think you need to go there today and just get the I don't know meal. I don't know, man.

I got to do too much dip after this. If I'm doing TMD with Popeyes in my belly, I can tell you this. I am not that guy. You're not. I haven't even had Popeyes in forever. Not with the whole chicken sandwich wars going on. Like everyone's trying to step on their stuff. Still haven't found a Burger King.

No, that's because they don't exist anymore. They're gone. They're just done for. They just... Oh, here we go. J-Bones responded. Oh, what'd he say? What'd that man say?

Don't act like you know jack about worlds or what it means within the sport, David. Don't do it. Oh, yeah. Did it really tweet that? Yeah. I mean, I'm sorry. I just can't get... He's basically saying I'm not that guy.

You're not that guy, honestly. If Randy and J-Bone, if we go out and play a disc golf... I can't. Randy cannot be involved. The combination of those two playing us. But if we go out and play nine holes with them, and then we go out and play nine holes of actual golf, we're kicking the shit out of them every time, right?

It's not even close. In golf-golf? Or like in a combined? Combined scores. Yeah. Yeah? I don't know. I don't know how good J-Bone is at this game.

He's competent. He's tweeted out his handicap stuff every once in a while. You know who else does this? Doesn't Fly Fishing Charlie do this? He tosses them. He bangs chains. And that's great. Right.

I honestly hadn't really factored in the fact that he does it. It gives him a little bit more cred. It does. Fly Fishing Charlie being involved definitely helps. And Primroseros too. Yeah. It's mainly just J-Bone tanking the stock of disc golf at this point. What's the opposite of an influencer?

A de-influencer? An un-fluencer. Un-fluencer? He's a disc golf un-fluencer. He's actually tanking their stock actively. Yeah. Oh, what if he's a saboteur? What if he knows it's not cool?

No. And he's trying to – you don't think? Do you not think that if J-Bone was such a big fan that he'd be at this tournament? How hard can it be to get tickets at a tournament? I think you just walk up. It looks like they let anybody go in there. You just walk up. Yeah.

There's not a clubhouse at disc golf places. It's literally just like a – they're in parks. There's like a dude on a mountain bike. Yeah, there's no one scalping tickets in the parking lot for this one. I promise you. They don't take your cell phones when you walk in. We're going to get shit on so hard for this. We're going to get so much shit for this.

The unfortunate thing for disc golf overall is the fact that our liaison to it is J-Bone, and he makes it so easy to hate things that he goes all in on. And people are going to get mad about it. But you have to understand, this isn't directed toward the casual disc golf fan. This is directed towards Jared. Yeah, but everyone stopped listening already because that was the previous segment. So any addendums we make to that segment, they're going to fall on flat ears at this point. I will go do disc golf and then I will go to Popeye's, and I will get the I don't know.

What's the best case scenario if you get an I don't know meal? For me? Well, in the prerequisite, it's got to be spicy. Okay. I want spice. Can you order just a spicy I don't know meal? Great question. I don't know.

I don't know. For me, the seafood leaves a little bit to be desired. So anything that gets thrown in there that's like a seafood item, I don't need it. I'm just – I'm a chicken man. I love fried chicken. You don't want a po' boy. I don't want a po' boy. Although I bet their po' boy is delicious.

They do have a chicken po' boy there. Is that technically a po' boy? Whatever. We're going to have po' boys in New Orleans. Maybe that's why they call it the chicken po' boy. Yeah. I've actually never had an authentic po' boy there. Is that technically a po' boy? Whatever. We're going to have po' boys in New Orleans. Yeah, I've actually never had an authentic po' boy. Like, I've never had one somewhere where I trust that the po' boy is going to be up to po' boy status. Let's get po' boys in NOLA, dog. I want to.

I'd like to. Let's do that. Yeah. Hey, we got Brett. Hey, guys. Oh, we got the bullet in the building. How are we doing? You know, I'm doing pretty good.

How's the episode? How are you doing? You know, I'm doing pretty good. How's the episode? How are you doing? I'm great. As we learned, Dylan's pickup line in high school is, how you doing? How you doing? I hated that. That's a Friends reference? It's pretty terrible, yeah. You're the dude walking around referencing Friends? I really wasn't. I don't know

why that was in there. We got a dinosaur in the stoop today. Yeah. It's called the Bratosaurus. It's my housewarming gift from the Ruffs. Oh, it's... About 16 months too late, but it's the gift of the Ruffs. It's called the Bratosaurus. It's my housewarming gift from the roughs. Oh, it's... About 16 months too late, but it's the gift of the roughs. It's actually for a hot dog. Oh.

Pretty cool, huh? Pretty sick. There's a number of things you could put in that. Right. Tacos, sub sandwiches, taco, burrito. What's going on here?

That would fit a large Red Bull. Very cool. Saturday Night Live. It would. I haven't had a Red Bull. Well, I had one last night. Red Bull vodka. Okay, you can't walk in and say, I haven't had a Red Bull, well, I had one last night, a Red Bull vodka. You can't walk in and say, I haven't had a Red Bull, and then remember that you literally had one last night.

Yeah, I've only done them with vodka, though. Not, like, in the morning. Or have I? I wouldn't be surprised if Brett came in one day and was like, yeah, I don't know, I had some leftover stuff, and I just had a vodka Red Bull this morning. You know, I have, like, a water bottle, like a Poland Spring bottle of vodka in my fridge right now that Caroline used for a concert at one point. I know that move. Yeah. I don't think I'm going to keep it.

I don't want a water bottle of vodka. You got to get rid of that. You should do what I did at the hospital and put some scotch into a Yeti glass and now it just smells like scotch for the rest of my life. Sick. Yeah, what's up with that? Hey, this is Brett's breaking news. I see one that's called Heat.

Is that about an unprecedented weather event? Have you heard of the Heat Dome, Dylan? Not until recently when Cole Campbell told me all about it. It's an unprecedented weather event. The Pacific Northwest is hot, hot, hot. It is hot, hot, hot. But not in a fun way. It's 116 degrees in Canada. Yo, that's, hot. But not in a fun way. It's 116 degrees in Canada.

Yo, that's too hot. Do they even have AC up there? No, they don't. That's the thing. Less than half of the homes in Seattle have AC. And it's going to be 110 today. Imagine not being conditioned by air in 116 degree 10. It's unprecedented.

Do we have a Seattle correspondent we can reach out to? I don't know. I don't know anybody in Seattle. Yeah, the only person I knew from Seattle actually moved back to Chicago Do we have like a Seattle correspondent we can reach out to? I don't know. I don't know anybody in Seattle. Yeah. Great city, though. The only person I knew from Seattle actually moved back to Chicago back in like the early 2000s. Yeah, they're probably going to be much ill. Yeah.

Who was that? Dr. Frazier Crane. Oh. Let's see what you did. That was a fictional character. Right. Very cool. Is that how the show ended?

No spoilers. But yes. It's been 20 years. He leaves Seattle. Damn. Chasing that ass. Oh. Did he catch it?

Did he catch it? No, dude. He didn't. He and Roz never smashed. What? Dude, they were co-workers, dog. How do you not smash Roz? She was a freak, though.

Some people were trying to say that there was slut-shaming stuff with Roz on Frasier and stuff. And I saw a very large contingent of Redditors be like, no, if anything, she was a very good representative of the modern woman. Roz was sex positive. She was sex-rositive. There you go. Is what they would call it.

She's the Katie of the 90s. Did Niles smash or not? No. Niles? No, Niles didn't smash Roz. Actually, hold on. Actually, Frasier might have smashed Roz at one point when they got drunk, I think. Of course.

What about the old man? He didn't smash Roz. All right. The old man, he passed away recently. He did. Like four years ago. R.I.P., man. Yeah, he did.

That was a sad day. And the pup. Anyway, breaking news. Sorry, I just brought the ring down. Just David Hyde Pierce. Yeah. Serator to Springs High School. Can't believe he went there.

Yeah, sure did. Yeah, it's just really hot. If anybody's in Seattle, reach out. I want to know what's going on up there. Or they're going to come out. Yeah,. Yeah, sure did. Yeah, it's just really hot. If anybody's in Seattle, reach out. I want to know what's going on up there. Or they're going to come out, yeah, it's hot, dude. Yeah, it's hot. That's what's going on. What do you do?

You have miserable. 115 degrees with no AC. Like, what do you do? Do you just go to a store? What do you do? I don't know. I think you go to Big Ass Fans. Cake by the Ocean.

Or Only Fans. That's where Dave gets his fans. Right. Okay. So you repackaged a Twitter joke that I made like two weeks ago, and you used it against me. Yeah. Yeah. That's freaking...

This dude just... You know he steals listener voicemails like bits? David, I'm not that guy. No, you're that guy, pal. Okay? Okay. Dave, you're familiar with the Tour de France, right? Dude's so familiar. He calls it France, though. Tour de France, right? Dude's so familiar.

He calls it France, though. Tour de France. Did you see the- I call it TDF. You ever listen to Kraftwerk? I can see you being into Kraftwerk. Oh, yeah. Pioneers, the Kraft.

Because they had an entire album. Tour de France. Kraftwerk, man. Is this about the sign lady? Sign lady, yeah. Turns out she's gone missing. Oh, no. Okay, we didn't want her to go missing.

She got killed? I think she just got on a plane and headed back to Germany. She's swimming with a fish, yes, sir. Do we know if she's gone missing. Oh, no. We didn't want her to go missing. She got killed? I think she just got on a plane and headed back to Germany. She's swimming with a fish, you say? Do we know if she's German? She's German. Well, actually, I don't know if she's German. Someone killed her. She apparently reportedly left, bailed out of the country when they were looking for her.

Bailed? What were they looking for? I don't know. My friend doesn't fuck around, dude. Is it like go go to jail situation? They let Lance cheat for like years. They got Interpol on it. They got what?

Interpol. International Police. Yeah, I was making a joke. What was the joke you were making? Yeah. I thought it was just a sick band. You thought that was just Carmen Sandiego? You thought it was fake?

Where in the world? Carmen Sandiego. No one ever made it? Where in the world? Carmen Sandiego. No one ever made it above gumshoe. That's not true. What shoe? Gum. Were you guys watching live when this occurred? Dude, what if she's dead?

I was. No, you weren't. I swear to God I was. No. Imagine not watching the two live. No, this is like somebody's... No. I swear.

I swear. How? Because I wasn't... We can't watch the Austin Verde games. I swear. I swear. How? Because I wasn't. We can't watch the Austin Verde games. Verde. Verde games. Verde games. No, it's good background.

It's great background when you're just doing stuff. We had a little lapse of time between qualifying for F1 and the first soccer game, and so I decided to toss on the tour. What a dum-dum this lady is. How many people got seriously injured? There had to have been some broken collarbones. There was an equally as bad spill about, I don't know, 45 minutes after that. And it was just a guy catching an edge.

That normally means you don't spill. Yeah, true. But that's part of the race. That's part of the sport. This is some dumb-ass spectator getting in the way. Correct. What was that sign made out of? Yes, what did the sign say?

I'm not going to breeze through that. What did the sign say? I don't know. It wasn't in English. I think it said, bring back the forums. I don't think it did. Maybe it said it's podcast week. Maybe. Could have. In a different language. Dude, credit the kid who tweeted

us that today. The sign said, What's Dorn's deal? Which I'm pretty sure that's not what it said. IRL. I think that's real. Now that I'm looking at that pic. I don't think it is.

It looks real. It does. Anyway, she's believed to be in Germany. And they're looking for her. Well, I hope she's safe. Because I don't think she needs to get killed for messing up some of people's Twitter posts. The shame and embarrassment that she has to live with is enough punishment in my opinion.

She's probably just laying low. She's fine. She's off the grid. She probably deleted her Twitter. Yeah, but hopefully maybe her Reddit. They're trying to rock her up. Yeah, she's got some unsavory tweets out there. They're trying to slap the bracelets on her, Dave.

The science is ale opi omi. So let's go opi dash omi. Sick. Do you not have a translation? I don't. OPI-OMI. Survey says? Hard to say.

I'll figure it out. Keeping with the international theme, Will, you're a nude beach guy. Yes, he is. Yeah, dude. I like dropping trout. Police have fined two men who had to be rescued from an Australian forest after they were startled by a deer while nude sunbathing on a beach and became lost. Read that again. Okay.

Two men. Here's the quote from Police Commissioner Mick Fuller. Unbelievably, we saw two men sunbathing naked on a beach on the south coast. They were startled by a deer on the beach, ran into the forest, and got lost. Were they naked when they got lost? Yes. How do you not grab your trousers before running into a forest away from a deer? Also, I've been around many deer in my life,

and at no point have I ever been that scared that a deer is going to actually attack me or anything. No, I mean, you don't want to. If you see a buck, you're like, okay. No, but it's not going to do anything. They're more scared of you. They're more scared of you than they are. These guys are nude? I think they're on shrooms.

If you're on shrooms and you see a deer like a buck that thing i'd run in the forest too opie omi means grandpa grandma let's go she's just saying what's up to the fam let's go grandma and grandpa i don't think she's worth getting killed hey send him a text next time yeah it's probably easier just to give him a phone call maybe you don't really need to be on national television based on that fucking up people's careers and shit. I mean, you worked your entire life to get to that moment and somebody with a sign. Sign guy, essentially.

This person is as bad as sign guy. What if this was just dude with sign? What if we just start that rumor that that was sign dude or dude with sign? Like his sister who lives abroad. God. You know, I don't want this lady to get canceled for it,

but if it was dude with sign, I would be canceling him so quickly for this. So did they find these naked men? Did they ever escape from the deer that was not going to do anything to them? They rescued them from the state park. Their rescue involved police aircraft and ambulance. This is so over the top. For two naked dudes in the woods, they were fined $1,000 Australian dollars, each for breaching a stereo pandemic order.

1,000 dingo bucks, eh? Dingo bucks. 30 years old and 49 years old were the two men. A couple best mates, eh? Just a couple boys. That's surprisingly good. Give me credit. Dave, your Australia presence

in this podcast studio is rising on the week. I feel like I'm in Australia. You can't run it back. The first one was too good. It was really good. It's too good. You're coming into your own. I'm not that guy.

You are that guy. I'm that guy, pal. That's it for Breaking News. Very cool, man. That's it? That was sick. Sick segment. Hey, if you guys are out there and you're looking for something to do tomorrow.

I thought it was a good segment. I thought it was good, too. It was good. Thanks, Brett. Sick segment, dude. What's your problem? Go watch The Bachelorette tonight. I think it's going to be a good episode.

We get Blake back in the mix. Everyone wanted that. Whoa. Blake is the ceramic penis guy. Yeah. Not that his penis is ceramic, but he made one once. That would be weird if he made a ceramic, he had a ceramic you just rock hard all times yeah that'd be difficult imagine wearing shorts you you couldn't you can't even tuck that no you couldn't

look like you're just smuggling a red bull can okay i'm sorry is it is that Yeah, it is. This is Brett's fault. Bye.