Circling Back - The Halloween Candy Draft & Camelccinos

Episode Date: October 20, 2021

Whole squad in a Halloween mood as we do our 1st Annual Halloween Candy Draft, discuss Randy’s Dungeons & Dragons x Washed Media column, break down the various animal milks we can make cappuccinos out of, and This Weekend in Fun. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Purchase a Circling Back Candle: www.vellabox.com/circling-back Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (10:28) Washed Media x Dungeons & Dragons (30:00) Halloween Candy Draft (55:55) Whole Squad Drinking Camelccinos (1:02:00) This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (BACKER20 for 20% off) Earlybird CBD: www.earlybirdcbd.com (STEAM for 20% off) Public Rec: www.publicrec.com/circlingback (BACK for 10% off!) Everlane: www.everlane.com/steam (10% off first order + free shipping) Liquid IV: www.liquidiv.com (CIRCLINGBACK for 25% off) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the lodge presented by row back where you can get 20% off your order using backer 20 at checkout that's backer 20 at checkout my name is will to freeze to my left david rough hey butt munch quit looking at my screen dude i'm not looking at your screen you've been looking at it and i've got something on there that i've ordered and i don't want you knowing about you're just sitting on an etsy shop right now, dude. What, did you buy some fucking oven mitts on Etsy or something, Doug? Yeah, I bought some oven mitts. Yeah, dude, real cool.

They're boxing mitts, so I can beat the shit out of y'all. I don't know if they have a big boxing mitt. Why would you go to Etsy for boxing mitts? Because they're custom. They're tailored. They've got my little initials and a photo of me stitched in and stitched in. I don't know why I think everything on Etsy is stitched, but I feel like that's a good starting point.

It's handmade. This is high-quality shit. I made my first Etsy purchase a couple days ago, actually. Really? Yeah, it's big facts. What was it? I'm not saying, dog. You have to wait and see.

Is this something to help you pull your head out of your ass? Yes, it's a head puller outer of asses, David. That's what i fucking ordered you head ass stupid stupid i think i saw that on a kickstarter somewhere hot little bitch yeah i'm a hot little bitch yeah you are that's right tight ass okay y'all gotta chill if anyone's wondering why we're so fired up right now it's because we really didn't waste any time of recording today we sat down and just pressed the record button and haven't even chopped it up yet. Man, according to Randy, my singing is like acid to the ears.

That's not good because normally you don't put acid in your ears. A lot of people think I have a great voice. What are you talking about? Randy disagrees. If you told Jerry Garcia that his music was like acid for the ears, he would be fucking stoked. I don't know if Randy meant it in a complimentary way. We'll find out.

No, Randy's a big deadhead. Anyway. What'd you eat on Etsy, dog? Like, for real, though. It's for a Halloween costume. Halloween costume. I couldn't look in at my dang screen. Oh!

For a Halloween costume. Of the guy who always gets mad at me for looking at his. I'm going to look at yours now going forward. No, you're not, player. No, you're not. I'm over here with nobody. I can look whatever I want. I'm going to go ahead and cuck you. We're going to do an early bird CBD ad here in perpetuity. No, you're not. I'm over here with nobody. I can look whatever I want.

I'm going to go ahead and cuck you. We're going to do an early bird CBD ad here in a few. Dude, why'd you do that? What's your problem? Payback. Wow, dude.

Did you hear what happened to Dylan yesterday? We had to kick him out of practice and he went straight to the titter for lunch. That did not happen. He didn't actually do that.

We don't practice. Obviously. Talking about practice? What if we were just in the pod? Not a game. What if we were just in the studio getting reps in? practice, obviously. Talking about practice? What if we were just in the studio getting reps in? Is that game confirmed? No. I don't know. You're the one that told me, so I'm just basing it off you.

I saw one tweet. My sources are Dave. Delilah's. And let me tell you, Delilah's and Philly, the reviews are mixed. Hey there, Delilah. Dude, shouts the the plain white tees. Mm-hmm. Yup.

Man. They're tees that are both plain and white. Yup. Like these kind? Shouts to Turndogs, by the way. Shouts to Turndogs, at Turndogs. A great name. I'm going to use those tees this weekend.

More on that this weekend in fun. A segment we're going to use those T's this weekend. More on that in This Weekend and Fun, a segment we're going to be doing later. Dude, stop looking at my screen. That's right. No one thought that we were doing an early bird CBD read today and doing This Weekend and Fun. Stop looking at my fucking screen. Hey, I saw Randy sitting over there,

like arms just kind of bulging. Not going to make any comments on that because that's not what I'm about. And I was like, hey, man, is that shirt from insert certain sponsor? He says, no, it's from Kohl's, $11. And that's a great shirt for $11. Shouts to Kohl's. Did you use Kohl's cash?

He did. He notes off mic that he did. Did you see that family group text that he screenshot and tweeted about the other day? It's the most Midwest thing I've ever seen, and I loved it. In on Kohl's. I loved it. Loved that for them.

I don't think there's anything like that that bonds my family together at this point. We need to find our Kohl's. I wish my family was as close to Rainey's family. We just bonded over shit like Kohl's. It'd be awesome. I wish, however, I ended up on the voting text thing notification. I wish I could go back in time and remove it because I keep getting texts about Prop A. Or Prop B.

Or Prop Joe. The wire. That's a wire reference, Will. Dumbass. I've never even seen it. I'll show you a wire. I'm going to unplug your fucking mic if you keep talking about wires. Hey, why didn't we light the candle?

Oh, dude, do you want to talk about that candle real quick? Hey, he's about to wheezy this thing. Watch this. Oh. Did you ever do the thing where you popped off the governor or whatever and made it so you could... Did we ever do the thing? Yeah. I think I did that.

Oh, yeah. I think I made a super lighter a couple times in my life. I think I got a 12-inch flame going, Dave. For those wondering, yes. 12-inch flame. I am blazing up right now. Not in the way you think. I'm lighting our signature scent candle, Do You Even Burn, presented by VelaBox.

Ever slam one to the ground? Have I ever slammed a candle to the ground? No, lighter. They explode if you hit them right. They do blow up. It's kind of cool. This is the maiden burn of the do you even burn candle. Wow.

So we can confirm that we do in fact burn. Can't wait for the scent to waft its way over here. Let's break a bottle of champagne over it. Okay. Why? It would put it out. Why would you do that? We're trying to promote a candle.

Like it's a ship. Like it's a ship going on its maiden voyage. Oh, I see. Go to vellabox.com slash circling dash back to buy one of your own. If you're watching on YouTube right now, you're just seeing this beautiful flame in front of me. Look how evenly it's burning. That's high-quality shit, David. Wow, that is high-quality shit.

We need that for spooky season. That flame is perfectly erect. It's perfect. It's not even moving right now. Looks fake. If anyone has any questions about candles, hit up your boy in the DMs. I think that says more about our lack of airflow in here. Shouts to our lack of airflow.

Are we going to set off a fire alarm? Sound the alarm. One went off on Monday at my apartment, and it was not ideal. What time? We had a napping baby. We had a dog that was very confused. About 2 p.m.? Better than 2 a.m.

You said it. I did, yeah. Hey, we got another big announcement outside of the candle world. Big announcement alert? Circling Batch is officially returning to patreon.com slash circling back podcast. Dylan's about to be like, oh, fuck, I forgot to watch last night. I can see that. I actually finished it this morning, but I watched.

Me too. Me too. You finished it on Hulu? No. You couldn't get through the two hours? I actually finished it this morning, but I watched. Me too. You finished it on Hulu? No. You couldn't get through the two hours? I just recorded it. Man, Michelle looks great. More on that later.

Head over to patreon.com slash circlingbackpodcast, and we will be doing breakdowns of this entire season of The Bachelorette. Shouts to Michelle. Shouts to Tayshia. Shouts to Caitlin. I can't believe what that one guy did. Dude, don't talk about it. Save it.

That's from behind the paywall, my guy. Dude, that dude rules. So yeah, Optimized patrons are getting two episodes on, like, two extra episodes for the next two weeks. Yeah, that's a bonus epi for you. Yeah, we like to throw some bones their way. Just for being on board with the squad. You get a bonus epi.

Also, go follow Circling Back Pod and watch me down the grom. Add me on the Grom. Leave a review and five-star rating. If you leave a review, there's a good chance he'll get read on the podcast on Monday. And also, tell a friend about the podcast. And finally, go to youtube.com slash watch media, like and subscribe. Very cool. Can we talk about our friends over at Early Bird CBD

real quick? Please. You know we love these things. We talk about them often dave's been popping one just one yeah i had one last night i did as well i'm doing it a few times a week now and it is is the best way to relax in the evening the best way maybe you've had a stressful day maybe you're kind of wired a lot going on in your life if you just want to mellow out and chill and if you like have a little fun catch a little in your life, if you just want to mellow out and chill, and if you like to have a little fun, catch a little bit of high.

Maybe if you don't want to be here anymore, like this is just the best way to feel like you want to be there. Do any of these fuckers. Our buddies over at Early Bird, they've been supporting us for longer than literally any sponsor I think we've had so far. They were our first sponsor alert. They're a local Austin company, and they have tinctures.

They also have the gummies that we are just big fans of. These have about 2.5 milligrams of natural THC and about 12.5 milligrams of CBD in each gummy. These are formulated for fun and to make you feel good. These aren't your grandma's CBD gummies, my friends. I keep recommending these to friends IRL, and they all come back to me saying, like, recommending these to friends IRL, and they all come back to me saying, like, holy shit,

these are incredible, and they will buy more. I have not had one person be like, yeah, not for me. Everyone's like, yeah, I need more of these. This is great. Like we said, they're an Austin-based company. They love supporting local stuff. They recently did a CBD queso. Shouts to queso. That's a loco.

Loco queso. These guys are great. Go make it happen. Iouts to Queso. That's a loco. Loco Queso. These guys are great. Go make it happen. I would like to try that. They're also just good dudes. Can they bring over a bowl of Queso? Yeah. With the CBD?

Yeah. You want the gift of Queso? I would pay for it. Dude, no one's doing CBD floaters in Queso like early birdies. Dude, you kind of got cucked on that deal. Why? I didn't see it at Wilmonds. Please, dude.

Wilmonds is doing just fine. You guys are doing Delta 4 in your queso? We're in cricket debt right now. You guys need an angel investor. No. They would be shocked at our finances at this point. They'd be disgusted. Is it John Taffert, the

bar rescue guy? Who does that for tiki restaurants? Shat Hanks. If you want to go get some early bird CBD yourself, head over to earlybirdcbd.com. You can use promo code STEAM. This is good for 20% off everything on earlybirdcbd.com. It's a one-time use code. So if you're going to do it, load up. Load up. Load up.

Do it. Well, I want you to read my screen because it's something I was on Etsy, and this got served to me. Read it. Read what it is. I can't because you're covering it up, dude. It's a cup of hum, hummingbird enamel pin. Are you buying a hummingbird enamel pin?

Just a cup of hum. My hum. It's actually a pretty dope pin. You guys are familiar with video guy Randy Savage, right? Yes, I'm familiar with the guy who's been working with us for over a year now. Dude, he's now written content, Randy Savage. Yeah, I know. He wrote a column.

He did. Dude, he went viral. Dylan, how often in your life have you ever played Dungeons & Dragons? I can say that I've never played Dungeons & Dragons, nor am I that really familiar with it. I mean, I know about it, but I don't know anything about the characters or how it's played. I'm so silly. Are you talking about the fantasy role-playing game first published in 1974? You are silly, David.

Then I've never actually played it, but I do know that most players role-playing game first published in 1974 you are silly david then i've never actually played it but i do know that most players role-play adventuring characters such as an elf warlock or dwarf paladin there are dungeons and there are dragons why don't you understand about it the only the only experience i have with dungeons and dragons is those dorks from uh stranger things playing it in their basement and like mike getting all upset that the other dudes didn't want to play or something. Okay. Wasn't he upset because that... I can't remember.

I don't even remember that show. I don't know. One of them was trying to smash or something and didn't want to play Dungeons & Dragons anymore. One of these days, I'm going to be rich enough to have a dungeon and I'm going to invite Dylan over for a sleepover and then I'm going to take him down to have a dungeon, and I'm going to invite Dylan over for a sleepover, and then I'm going to take him down to the dungeon.

And then what's going to happen down there? I don't know. I'm just going to like... What? What are you going to do, man? I'm just going to chain your hands up, and I'm going to make you sit down there while I show you videos that I think are funny on YouTube.

And I'm going to look at you the whole time and see if you laugh and then i'm gonna make you watch like a blink 182 set or something one where they have like say really like dirty things in between all the songs you're gonna make them listen to the mark tom mark tom and whatever travis show can we listen to cannibal corpse instead no? No. Please? They're canceled. Oddly silent on the Cannibal Corpse front. No one really reacted one way or the other. Yeah, Dave was worried that we were going to get some negative feedback about that. Some people don't like bits. Some people, they think we do too many spooky season bits.

We're talking about spooky season, by the way, folks. If you're into Cannibal Corpse, and I bet many of you are, you'll really like yesterday's spooky season. Yeah, a lot of... The Cannibal Corpse circling back Venn diagram is just a perfect circle, which is also just a band that everyone listens to, too. We talk to them, too.

Yeah. Big. People were really excited to hear a little snippet of Hammer Smashed Face. Uh-huh. Wasn't there a wood chipper accident that was fake oh okay that's funny wood chipper accident yeah of course the i see blood but not c not s e e but letter c are you saying this so that t-bone thickens doesn't cut a clip of you saying yeah he's probably yeah That's a savvy move. Probably.

Savvy move. Some aggressive lyrics on that one as well, as you might imagine. So Randy took Dungeons & Dragons characters and equated them to wash media personalities. That's us. Yeah. He made Brett the high elf. He's an elf who is also high. He took like an entire bottle of early bird.

This is a no-brainer. Brett is by far, he has got the blonde hair. He's narrow. He's got broad shoulders, but like a thin build. He's the elfish. He's obviously tall, but he's like a super elf, right? Or what is this? He's a high elf, Dave.

He smokes weed. He's slender and graceful. Is that really what it means? Brett's not even that slender his shoulders are absolutely stacked he has a wide shoulder wide frame guy on that on that gel yeah that's desirable Brett could go as legless for like Halloween and no one even bat an eye legless come on dude A man without legs. Watch Two Towers one time.

Have you seen any Lord of the Rings movies? No, I have not. I think you would like Two Towers. I got to have a confession. I've seen all those movies multiple times, and The Hobbit ones, too. That is the most difficult name-to-character recognition of any movie I've ever watched. Way more so than Harry Potter. They all just kind of blend together.

Legolas, dude. Come on. Look at him. He's a hot dude. He could be Brett. I don't even know. Apparently, I'm a furbolg. Furbolg.

That actually makes sense. in the druid class this dude looks like shit but he does kind of look like me unfortunately he's not as hot as the elf guy yeah like Brett's hot as hell in this and I'm just some like troll in the woods who just does nothing you don't look like troll vibes from you used to look like shit. Thank you. Thank you, David. Shouts to Peloton. OnePeloton.com. Promo code DeFreezy. No. It said, furbolgs prefer to spend their days in quiet harmony with the woods and love nothing more than a peaceful day spent among the trees of an old forest.

That sounds like druids. Is that classic druid behavior? Total druid move. Was that classic druid behavior? Total druid move. No one had the guys who used to work for a frat blog doing Dungeons & Dragons content in 2021. D&D? You mean D&D? D&D.

Yeah. I would get into D&D. By get into it, I mean I would do a game. Is it a game? I would do a game of it. How long does a game last, would do a game. Is it a game? I would do a game of it. How long does a game last, Randy? Depends. Is it like risk? Is it like a game where you have to sit? Is it like a game that carries over, or is it just like one game?

Oh, Randy notes it can last about a year. No shit? That's too long for me. I think I would be, honestly, no offense, Randy. I like what you did with mine, but I would be the Elminster. What is that, David? What, the Elminster?

Yeah. Well, the Elminster, Will, is the Sage of the Shadowdale. It's a fictional character, allegedly, appearing in the Forgotten Realms campaign setting for D&D fantasy role-playing game game he's a powerful wizard featured in several novels by the forgotten realms creator ed greenwood read a lot of ed greenwood in your day big ed greenwood fan yeah literature i'm more of a more of a mason greenwood guy but um well dylan got the best character i'll just say it dragonborn dylan's is the most like to be

in mortal combat my guy's just a warrior it looks like dude you're a humanoid dragon that are that's built different you have dragon breath fire is this randy's way of saying that you have bad breath do i have bad breath i mean to talk to you about that your bread does smell again this is where he said um uh he compared my my dragon breath to uh my singing voice because it's like acid to the ears which is very rude randy i'll just be honest here motherfucker spitting yeah they can invoke rage but this guy's also kind of a badass all right i I guess. Dylan would be up in the fight sporting the shacket as his only armor. Plus, he's a baseball guy, so a great sword club, great axe would just be a natural swing for him.

Smacking and slashing goblins right out of the park. Yeah. Are we sure that— I think so. What, bitch? Say it. Never mind. Are we sure shackets are like a proper armor? Yeah. If you put on enough shackets are like a proper armor? Yeah.

If you put on enough shackets, you can't get pierced by a sword? It's more like, wow, we don't want to fuck this guy's shacket up, so let's just go and fight somebody else. Who are the good guys in D&D? Yeah, are there any good guys? Who are the bad guys? The goblins? Randy made Dave a hobbit.

A halfling. A halfling. Yeah, but it says it's pretty much what hobbits are in Lord of the Rings. I'm in the rogue class. I pull up in that Nissan, it's over for you hoes. Should the whole squad cop some jukes? We're not going to all drive Nissan jukes. Why don't we just think about getting a fleet of Nissan jukes for the squad?

Why? Because they juke, dude. Can we just buy one company juke? You hop in the turn lane and you're just busting ankles. In and out of traffic? Yeah. People are just getting flat tires as you're swerving around them. Just blow out central.

It said rogues are clever and know how to use their cunning for their gain. Is that an error? Did that autocorrect cunning? What are you trying to say? You got the major compliment of they typically have pretty good charisma. You have pretty good charisma. Typically have pretty good charisma. You're charismatic, dude.

Pretty typically. Randy made himself the human in the sorcerer class. He's the human? He's called himself the magic man. Oh, that's a good, that's going to stick. The magic man? Yeah, the magic man. He can make a bouquet of flowers out of nothing.

He's a magic man. That's true. Well, out of a napkin. Anyway. He said a magic caster just makes sense That's true. Well, out of a napkin. Anyway. You said a magic caster just makes sense since I'm the one making the movie magic and manipulating reality via green screen. This feels like a reach.

Can we do this but with Matrix characters? What Matrix character would you want? I don't know. I've always had a soft spot for Morpheus. Why? Morphdog? He's just goaded. Yeah, he is.

Is he going to be in the new one? Is Lawrence Fishburne alive? I believe so. Yeah, he's in a show. Isn't he in Black-ish? Oh, yeah. He's the dad in Black-ish. Or the grandpa.

That's true. Do you watch Black-ish? Oh, yeah. He's the dad in Black-ish. Or the grandpa. That's true. Do you watch Black-ish? No, but I don't watch any network television. I went through a big Black-ish phase for a little bit. I enjoyed it. But you are confirming Lawrence Fishburne is alive and well. I didn't confirm. I just Googled it and looked at a photo of him and then clicked out of the tab.

Can I? Yeah, he's still alive. Can I point something out? What's up? Dylan didn't get intro'd today. Did I not? No. Sorry. What are you doing? 20 minutes and 50 seconds

into the podcast. Ladies and gentlemen, Dylan Shiver. Hey, glad to be here. What are we talking about today? Last thing, Randy, what do you win if you win the game? He shrugs and says nothing. Pride. Do you get to level up?

I don't know. Does Randy even play Dungeons & Dragons? Do you do the game? Did he just match with someone on Hinge, and she's a D&D fan, so he was like, all right, I'm going to write a column, send it to her,

make myself the sorcerer. Randy's always saying he needs to... He wants to go sling some D&D. I'm sorry. What's the other D? Double Dave's Pizza. Oh, okay. Not that great.

Can we just be honest? I know it's an Austin thing. Double Dave's stinks. It's not good. What is it? Is that an Austin? Is it? It's the only place I've ever had it,

so I assume so. It stinks. I've never had it. There's no reason to ever try it. The pizza of the month is the Monte Cristo. It's worse than Cece's. This looks fucking terrible. Dude, no, you can't say that.

Damn, I didn't know you were on your savage shit today. Cece's is not bad. Dude, the Monte Cristo pizza sounds gross. Why do you think it was such an insult? Because it's like $4.99. Used to be $1.99. It's not good pizza. Do you want to hear $1.99. It's not good pizza. Do you want to hear what is on their pizza of the month?

Yes. Hand-tossed crust. Okay. Raspberry preserves. Nope. Sliced ham. Okay. Smoked turkey.

Prosciutto. Cheddar. Smoked provolone. And the one that really throws me, powdered sugar. Yeah, it's like the Monte Cristo sandwich. It's the Monte Cristo. Which is the best thing you could get at Bennigan's, and then they went under. I don't need sugar on my sandwich ever, ever, never.

Not one time. I'm good. Azúcar. Yes, that is sugar in Espanol. Thank you, Will. Sí. You've never had the Monte Cristo sandwich? I've had it.

You don't like it? It's too sweet. It's like half dessert, half sandwich. it. You don't like it? It's too sweet. It's like half dessert, half sandwich. Exactly. It's the best of both worlds. I could count on my hand how many Monte Cristos I've had. Being wrong has never felt so right. I promise you I will never eat a Monte Cristo the rest of my life.

I'll try one. I mean, what's up with this? I've never had one. Hey, if enjoying the Monte Cristo is bad, I don't want to be right. Or good. You know your boy likes him some ham sandwiches, though. With powdered sugar on it? Nah. I've never had one. Hey, if enjoying the Monte Cristo is bad, I don't want to be right. Or good. You know your boy likes him some ham sandwiches, though. With powdered sugar on it?

Nah. And sweet, like, raspberry jam? That's fine on a sandwich. I think on a pizza it's a little more bizarre. Best ham sandwich in Austin. June's? Yeah. Yeah.

It goes June's, Jersey Mike's, everyone else. The fuck? June's, Jersey Mike's, everyone else. Fuck. June's Jersey Mike's everyone else. My hometown group text, we have a very big controversy within the squad of Jersey Mike's versus Jimmy John's, and I'm slowly converting people to Jersey Mike's. Sorry, Randy. Ever since Randy told me what goes, never mind. Don't do that to Randy.

Didn't Randy try to lobby for his own sandwich at Jimmy John's for the longest time? He was sending emails to corporate. The Magic Man. The Magic Man. I would like to know what's on the Magic Man. The Trumbaki? That's a good sandwich name. The Wacky Trumbaki.

I like the Trumbaki. The Trumbaki has crazy ingredients in it. What's the crazy ingredient? It has sprinkles on it and shit. Oh. You know American sprinkles are outlawed in the UK? What? Why? The food dye.

Can I just say that sprinkles are... What's the point of them? I like them, though, for some reason. I don't think there's a point to them, but I kind of like the texture and the ice cream. The texture plays well with ice cream. It gives you a little crisp, but with a little... The homie likes him on his donuts i'll tell you that dude i get it it's a fun texture anyway what is that true though they're outlawed are they they all in california too because you know a lot of stuff's outlawed there i don't know there's a very popular donut shop in the uk and

the dude uh he had to stop selling his most popular donut because they're american sprinkles because they had the american sprinkles with the wrong food coloring in it what me i'm still selling that fucking donut i knew a guy when i was younger the my neighbor's like grandpa and he was allergic to like yellow too like a very specific food coloring and like we were like oh we're gonna go to the gas station on this road trip. And he'd be like, okay, I'll have all the M&Ms, but the yellow ones. I'm like, oh, that sucks. Did the yellow five rumor make it to Dallas area in Michigan?

Is this the surge cola? You know, like if. That it shrinks your balls? Yeah. Yeah. Is that the surge? Yeah, that's surge. It's not just, it's not just in surge though i

would like i remember as a kid i'll be looking for yellow five and ingredients like oh it's gonna shrink my shit i can't eat this you were that concerned as a child i just didn't i wasn't like super concerned but i would definitely look for it on labels so i had a very health conscious like intermediate school in in middle school or whatever and they had a coke machine and it had surge thank god because you know where else we're going to get 40 grams of sugar or that's right you can get the 20 coke machine oh no they didn't call me that why would they though does it really shrink your shit though you can't really find anything on surge there's no way that's accurate you can't give kids i had heard it ball shrinks your balls and it just makes you impotent which one might lead to the other we never really figured

out it was like a chicken or the egg thing it just can't be true do chickens drink surge old chicken ball have an ass do chickens have balls it smells good in here right now it does i'm not gonna lie it smells like kind of kind tropical, but kind of chill and kind of peachy. Just to be clear, it's not an overwhelming coconut scent, by the way. No. It's a tasteful amount of coconut, for sure. That does smell good, dog. Can we holler at Public Rec real quick?

Also, shouts to Randy on his column. We can holler at Public Rec. It went viral okay micah low-key like it's ridiculous that our sizes change brand to brand when our bodies stay the same low-key i've always been saying that you're a measurement not a size you don't have to change shopping for clothes does we all settle for traditional retail sizes but why what does a medium person look like how can two people wear a medium when they're different heights?

Pants are made to fit one body type and everyone else has to settle for a less than perfect fit? Please. No one can take their athleisure wear to the tailor and when you're spending that much money on performance wear, it should fit. That's why you have to go check out Public Rec.

They make elevated athleisure wear in multi-dimensional sizes because they believe that comfort starts with a better fit. I'll say this. A lot of people out there, you're just wearing the wrong size clothes. It's a problem. Barrett told me that one time, and you know what I started doing? I started buying mediums instead of larges, and I immediately looked better.

Really? It changed your life. And Public Rec just does this every day for people. Their best-selling all-day, everyday pant is available in over 40 different sizing combinations and can fit men anywhere between 5'8 and nearly 7 feet tall. 7 feet. Like that one backer who's going to dunk on you and embarrass you.

He's not going to. For sure. A Canadian guy. He's too nice. Yeah, but he can still back you down in the paint. I don't see. And these things are comfortable. You can wear them anywhere. You can wear them anywhere.

You can wear them on your couch. You can bring them out to a soccer game if your son's just going straight Lionel Messi on them like Dylan's. You can wear them to the boardroom or the discotheca. No one's even going to notice, I promise. You can even go to the bibliotheca. You can wear them to the Dungeons & Dragons meetup. Didn't you wear them to a block party recently or something?

Yeah. Dang. Going to a lot of block parties? Yeah. Oh, man. I'm going to a block party recently or something? Yeah. Dang. Going to a lot of block parties? Yeah. Oh, man. I'm going to a block party in a minute. Wear them to the block party, folks. Yeah.

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Yeah. Big fan of golf. We're going to do something special here. If you guys aren't familiar, it's October. Tobes. Is it different? Different, special, unique. Okay.

Is that what it was? We never figured it out. I was hoping you— No, no. Different, better, special. That was it. Different, better, special was Micah's philosophy regarding podcasts. Yeah, and we know that that's the case because he had it on a Post-it note on his desk that he never was at.

He never wanted to forget. The desk that he made intern Luke just stand at. No, intern Luke would sit at Micah's standing desk and work underneath the standing desk portion of the desk. Yeah, it was very odd. I thought those were his personal words of affirmation. It was about podcasting? It applies to him, too. No, it was about podcasting.

Okay. What were the words? Unique. Different, better, special. I thought one was unique. No, Dave said unique, but I don't think that was one of them. Different, better, special. I like that word better, but it's fine.

Yeah. Semantics. I thought he got to his desk every morning and was like, you are better. You are different. You are special. He turns the camera on on his phone and looks at himself and just reads it. Yeah. I remember when I pitched the Sunday Scaries podcast to Micah,

I was like, Micah, this is all of your pillars. It's different. It's better than what's out there, which is nothing for micropods, and it's special. He was like, that's facts, Will. Good point, Will. Yeah. Let's run it.

Like I said, it's Halloween, and we've decided to do something special. We had a semi-large discussion yesterday regarding Halloween candy. Of course, Dylan had the worst picks out of anybody. Back to different. I think the people listening will agree with me. We've decided to do a snake draft of sorts, a fantasy draft of Halloween candies. Who gets first overall pick? So that's what I was wondering.

Is there any way that we can decide this right now? We probably should have decided this before the podcast. Probably. We could just do like oldest to youngest randy think of a number in your head and then just think of a number between one and ten in your head and we'll each say one and then the closest person gets to go first is that okay with you guys all right ten okay one two three shoot yeah Okay, one, two, three, shoot. Yeah. One, two, three, six. Yes! I get first pick.

What did you say? I said eight. I said seven. So I'm second pick. Then Dave's third. Idiot. I get back-to-back picks, though. You do get the back-to-back picks, and that's big for you.

I'm going to take a quarterback in the second round. Dude, do not look at my screen right now. I'm taking the hopes, dude. Don't look at my screen, man. Hey, how many are we picking? We're picking four each. Okay, whatever. And I should say this.

Don't try to be like, oh, king-size Snickers versus regular Snickers. Size doesn't matter. No, size does not matter. We're just talking straight-up Halloween candy. Don't bring any bougie shit in here either. I'm talking, this is like, this is your down, like, this is your blue collar neighborhood you're walking through with your

with your pillowcase okay okay your blue collar neighborhood this is a lunch pail neighborhood everyone gets up they go to work at crack of dawn it's roseanne's neighborhood come home crack a beer hey man it's a It's Roseanne's neighborhood. Mm-hmm. Come home. Just crack a beer. Hey, man, it's an honest day's work. Blue-collar candy only. People are just having beers in their garage. Right. Dylan's walking up in his public rec pants. For the party, for the block.

Just got a sixer. It's a six-pack. Uh-huh. Talking about the ball game. Thank you for clarifying that a sixer is a six-pack. Some of these people, you know, they don't drink. Are you guys ready for a drink? Everyone listens to drinks.

Are you guys ready for my first choice? I don't know if you are. It's going to be something super, like, regional that we've never heard of. No, it's not. I don't want any. No, it's not. I'm going with the GOAT. I'm going with the GOAT.

Reese's Cups. Yep. Oh, I'm sorry. Will, that's numero. I'm going with the goat. I'm going with the goat. Reese's Cups. Yep. Oh, I'm sorry. Will, that's numero uno on my list. It is numero diez on my list. It's ten. I like them. Ten?

They've never been one of my favorites. That is so embarrassing. I don't love the texture. Can we edit that out? I don't love the texture for some reason. The texture is like why they're good. The peanut butter crunch part is just a little bit off. They can make it better.

That is insane. I do like them. That is insane. The fact that you have nine pieces of candy above Reese's Cups. Yeah. That's insane to me. That is bananas. You're bananas, dog.

Thank you. All right. For my number one overall pick. Is that how we're doing it? I'm sorry. My first round pick. What? This is the second pick. The second overall. My first round pick. Is that how we're doing it? I'm sorry, my first round pick. What? This is the second pick.

The second overall, my first round pick, is the Charleston Chew. Wow. Let's fucking go. Something that's not even on my list. Couldn't tell you what it is.

Are you kidding? Can you describe for people at home what a Charleston Chew is? I've never had one. A Charleston Chew is a chocolate bar with marshmallow. Oh, okay. And it never had one. A Charleston Chew is a chocolate bar with marshmallow. Oh, okay. And it is quite delicious. I'm not a big marshmallow

guy, TBH, but it's just, the texture of it is perfect. The taste is surprisingly amazing. It is so good, and it's an old school candy. It's been around for a minute, which I like. And it's your first choice. You could have drafted that last, and nobody would have taken it. I wanted to get his proper love.

Yeah, we were doing the Charleston show. Randy knows. Little jitterbug. He said it earlier, and he knows how good it is. You guys are just idiots. I've seen it. I don't think I've had it. Well, guess what?

I'm bringing someone in the office for y'all to try, and it's going to rock you. I don't know if you have to do that. It's going to rock your shit. What are you passing out this year in your white-collar neighborhood, dude? I don't even know yet. Don't call my neighborhood white-collar neighborhood, dude? I don't even know yet. Don't call my neighborhood white-collar. We're a lunch pail neighborhood. No, you're not, dude.

Where's your lunch pail, then? I see a leather briefcase over there sitting on the desk. Come on. Dave, what are you going with? You get your first pick. Hang on. He's got a sneeze. Oh, a sneezy boy.

Actually, Dave's got two picks. Sneezy boy. Don't sneeze three times. Just twice. Woo! Oh, he went all in on that sneeze. I boy. Don't sneeze three times. Just twice. Oh, he went all in on that sneeze. I thought I was going to lose it. I really did. That was good.

I was looking at the LED lights. You got your money's worth on that one. All right, what is this? Dungeons and Dragons. You get two picks, Dave. That's how a snake draft works. Yeah, I'm coming back to back. That's my Drake.

I'm sorry. all right let's let's do two pigs call me revis oh okay i put my head in a butt call me beavis would you calm down all right i don't know i'm just doing drake lyrics because he likes to do word play all right guys for the third overall pick in the Washed Media Halloween Candy Draft on this Wednesday of 2021, I am selecting Snickers. Okay. It's a classic, Dave. Okay.

And I know we're not going to do size, and I'm not differentiating, but the little bite-sized Snickers is, like, perfect. We got chocolate. We got peanuts. We have caramel. And we have nougat. Hungry? How do you know that offhand?

Because I know my fucking candy, you idiot. You got a sweet tooth? That was really rude. I'm sorry. You got a sweet tooth? Sometimes. They come in waves, man. I'm about to catch one here on October 31st and ride it for about a month.

I think I have the biggest sweet tooth in the company. I don't think it's close. Yeah, I think you're right. I think you're right. That five-pound bag of Sour Patch Kids that they hid our way, I ate 4.75 pounds of those. Dave, you have another pick. Pick it, dude. I do.

And what I'm going to do here, you may or may not like. And you may ask me to leave after I do what I'm about to do here. I think you should leave. Just make your fucking pick. It's a television show. Fourth pick in the Washed Media Halloween Candy Draft. I am choosing Jolly Ranchers. Whoa!

That's a good one, Dave. I don't even have that on my list, but I do love them. Hey, Dave. Specifically watermelon. No offense. That's a terrible pick. It's not a terrible pick. That's a really good pick.

I love it. Dude, I feed off the hate. I feed off. Come on. Keep it. Come on. Although I do like it when it sticks to your teeth a little bit, like when it's fresh. Oh, yeah.

Before you get it too wet, you know? No one likes that. Oh, I do like it when it sticks to your teeth a little bit, like when it's fresh. Oh, yeah. Before you get it too wet, you know? No one likes that. Oh, I do. What about the Jolly Ranchers that you can pretty much turn into a knife? I killed a man with a Jolly Rancher once. I always thought that if you wanted to kill someone, like choke them out with some ice cubes, you'd leave no trace of any evidence because you killed them with ice cubes. Wow, you're the first person to ever think of that.

That's why Sub-Zero has gotten away with it all these years. Yeah. The evidence just melts away. He's immortal. I stabbed a dude with an icicle one time. No one's even looking for me.

Yeah. That's crazy. He's dead. Wow, there's just water everywhere. Water and blood. We couldn't figure it out. Puddles.

Murder by Jolly Ranch would be a pretty sweet way to go. My gangster name is Puddles. Murder by Jolly Ranch would be a pretty sweet way to go. My gangster name is Puddles. Oh, yeah, Puddles. I got another one. Dylan, you need to tell that story? Crack the Puddles case. We've told the Puddles story on here numerous times.

Puddles, isn't Puddles a clown? Yeah. Puddles, he has a beautiful singing voice. Oh, I don't like Puddles. He doesn't talk. He only sings, and he has an incredible voice. Oh, I don't like Puddles. He doesn't talk. He only sings, and he has an incredible voice. Oh, is he the one who's like, da-ba-boo-dee-da-boo-boo? No, that's David.

Come on, be my baby tonight. Dude, he does. He covers real-world David from New Orleans. He covers popular songs, and he's incredible. Check it out. Puddles, the singing clown. You should be Puddles for Halloween. He's very creepy.

We're going to show up at your Halloween party. He's also like seven feet tall. It's weird. I don't like anything he's described. You could be puddles for Halloween. He's very creepy. We're going to show up at your Halloween party. He's also like seven feet tall. It's weird. I don't like anything he's described. You can fit in public recs. You can wear public recs. He sings in public recs, actually.

Really? Clown costume. I'm going to get in Dylan's car to go to lunch and it's just going to be on the Puddles. Puddles. His Puddles playlist?

XM station. You got to watch it on YouTube, man. Check it out. Like Dylan's faves is like Michael Buble, James Blunt, Elton John, and then like 10 puddle songs. Is he open for anybody? Does like Elton bring him on tour? I don't think he actually performs for like live audiences.

I think it's just a YouTube thing. To see a thing he doesn't like. No, he's actually playing after the F1 race this weekend. I would go. By the way, if anybody has a ticket they want to get rid of that's really good, I am open to paying my actual money for it, so hit me up. DaveAtWashMedia.com

Wow. Dylan, it's your pick, dude. You're kind of stalling right now. Yeah, Scott. My pick is going to shock some people. It's good. No, it's not. Oh, there's puddles, man. Your first pick shocked people because it sucked. What did he pick?

Charleston Chew. Yeah, it's... You're not going to like what I'm about to do, but I'm going to do it because it feels right. And this is a candy. I didn't really know how to, like, name it. But it's just called a peanut butter bar. And you might recognize it as the one with the pinstripes. The packaging has pinstripes on it.

And the brand, I think, is like Atkins. And it's just called peanut butter bar? It's just called a peanut butter bar. I don't really know how else to describe it. So you're going to shit all over Reese's Cups and then hit us with a peanut butter bar with your second pick. Bro, what are you talking about? These. These.

I've never seen that before. I've never seen some. That's hipster candy. That's hipster candy. Dude, fucking high? That's hipster candy. Dude, it is so, so good. And it's just called Peanut Butter Bar. The brand, I think. What neighborhood?

He's trying to say that he's not in a white collar neighborhood and he's out here doing artisanal peanut butter bars. No, this is like a common candy, man. Candy, man. They're so good. People know what I'm talking about. This pick is sus. Just because you idiots don't know about them doesn't mean everyone else doesn't know about them.

I feel like I'm pretty well-versed in the candy universe. I don't think you are if you don't know about these, man. Dylan, he's the craft beer snob. He's also the Halloween candy snob. Halloween candy snob, Dylan. He's only into the local stuff. Randy, you know what peanut butter bars are? Randy says no.

He's shaking his head hard. You thought you were going to get something from Midwest Randy, but he's not helping. I'm telling y'all, they're so good. I'm going to buy some of these too for you jackasses. I keep insulting you. I don't know why. Yeah, you're kind of mean today. You know, you can get these at nuts.com.

I just noticed. You really can. That's awesome. Very cool. Be careful typing that URL in. You guys ready for my second pick? Uh-huh. I'm going with the goat fruit candy.

Sour Patch Kids. I got a little nervous when I mentioned Sour Patch Kids earlier that one of you was going to knock it up on your list to cut me. I didn't even think about Sour Patch Kids. Oh, didn't you was going to knock it up on your list to cuff me. I didn't even think about Sour Patch Kids. Oh, didn't you? Of course, they're front of the program. Are you ready for my next pick? Mr. Patch?

Yeah. I don't know if you guys are going to like this, but I think it's a top-tier candy bar. Oh, I know what you're going to do. What? Two words? No. Okay. Write this down in the ledger, because I'm picking Heath, baby.

You know what? The Heath Bar has grandpa vibes. Same. But I love the Heath Bar. Dude, Heath Bar is the best blizzard at Dairy Queen. Thank you. The Heath Bar blizzard. And I am emphatically, I am Rafael Palmeiro pointing at Congress.

I might go Butterfinger on that, but okay. No, I'm not going to poo-poo a Butterfinger blizzard, and I am Raphael Palmeiro pointing at Congress. I might go butterfinger on that, but okay. No, I'm not going to poo-poo a butterfinger blizzard, but Heath Bar Blizzard for me is the GOAT. I have done both at once. Damn. No one's doing that. Every time we go get a Dairy Queen, like a blizzard, Sally makes the person do the thing, and she records it every single time. They're supposed to do it every time. They're supposed to do it every time. They're supposed to do it every time.

They don't do it every time. Are y'all ready for my next pick? I guess. It's probably going to stink. Are we good with Heath Bar? I thought that would be more controversial. No, Heath Bar's are good. Okay, fine.

Fine. At least I've heard of it. This also doubles as a great movie theater candy. Nerd rope or some shit? I'm going with the Milk Duds. Dude, you have the worst taste in candy. I'm sorry. I love Milk Duds.

You have the most old man choices right now. Charleston Chews and Milk Duds. They're so perfectly chewy. That's another thing that didn't even touch my list. Perfectly chewy. How is that different than the Whopper? Oh, they're like, what? One's a cheeseburger and one is a fucking candy, Dave.

David, that is the worst question I've ever heard in my life. Just because they're like small chocolate things. I'm still laughing at it. The Whopper has malt in it, you fuck. That's true. What does the Milk Dud have in it? Dud? It's chocolate with, I believe, a believe a caramel center i think my man doesn't

even know what's in his milk duds they're fucking awesome a whopper has malt in it and they're gross no malt is great malted milk i like malt but not in this one it's crunchy it's weird it's get them out of here you're right dylan it is a caramel ball but Even though I really do like caramel or caramel, as some say, Milk Dots just ain't it. They are it, though. Goat texture candy for me. Dave, you get your final two picks right now. Are you ready for this? I'm worried Dave came in unprepared.

I'm ready to go like eight rounds, by the way. I could go forever. Based on the fact that you have named three candies that aren't even on my list, I could go for a long time at this point. your candy developed just outside of waco mount carmel it's a good question um yes by the branch davidians now with this one i'm gonna take you guys to the candy shop take you to the candy shop i got the magic seriously though i will i will be doing my next two picks now. Is it Fun Dip?

No. No one gives that out, do they? I guess they kind of give that out. Shut up. You're going to do Fun Dip, aren't you? No. Fun Dip's not good. It's fun in theory to eat it, but it just doesn't taste good.

Because you're just eating sugar on a sugar stick. Did you guys ever try to get your boy to snort some Fun Dip? It's sugar on a sugar stick. We don't joke about that, man. You can snort Fun Dip. It's just sugar. a sugar stick. Did you guys ever try to get your boy to snort some Fun Dip? It's sugar on a sugar stick. We don't joke about that, man. You can snort Fun Dip. It's just sugar. No, but. Azucar.

Azucar. My buddy was never the same after he did that. Really? Yeah. He was tweaking. On that 2CB? Absolutely gone off that FD. Was it laced with 2CB?

I don't know. Deal. Okay. My next pick. What number is this? This is your third pick overall. Gummy bears. Specifically, the German Haribo.

Haribo. All right. Okay. I don't hate that. I love them. I don't hate that. Have you ever eaten them frozen? No.

You can put them in the freezer, and the way that they thaw out in your mouth is kind of a nice sensation. Nice touch. I'm not saying it's the exact way you need to eat them, but I will say if you get a bag, maybe put some in the freezer and just try it out. I made a list of 13, and gummy bears are not on my list.

I wish I would have had those on my list, Dave. Different, better, unique, special. That's my mantra. I do like gummy bears. I somewhat approve of your pick what's your last pig dog oh man i i've got a couple but i just just throw the pot or the cauldron as it is halloween stop i'm going to choose nerds okay little box of nerds Nerds.

Okay. Little box of nerds. Okay. Hey, come on. I can feel the hate. I feel it. It's not a good pick. Tweet me. I don't care.

It's not a good pick. This will only drive me. You guys remember Runts? Yeah. What was the difference? I do remember them. Runts were a little fruit-shaped. Yeah, and they were hard.

You have to bite down on them and crack them. I will say, with Runts were a little fruit-shaped. Yeah, and they were hard. You have to bite down on them and crack them. I will say, with Runts, the banana ones are terrible. Ooh, I like the banana ones. So you and I should link next time we're at the movie theater. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't like the banana ones, so if they would have made one that just had no bananas in it, I would have done it.

You can kick me your banana ones. You a gobstopper guy? Kind of in the same family. Nah, you a jawbreaker guy? Nah, never was a big fan. Ah, the chewy jawbreakers kind of hit. Now and later is super mid.

Yeah. Super. Have you ever had Mambas? No. Mambas are the stick, like, they will stick to your teeth like no other. It might rip your tooth straight out. Don't we have a promo code for them? Mambas? Oh, the socks?

That's Bambas. Dylan, you get to make your final pick. Oh, I got ready for this one. This is a... Dylan's like, I'm going to pick a glass of water. This is a staple in any respectable... I love a Clif Bar. ...bowl of Halloween candy.

Oh, I know where he's going, folks. This is a staple. They're delicious. They're candy corn bro you went there stop candy corn i hate your list so much oh my god you rudy poo candy ass i will eat my weight in candy corn oh my god i wish you would so you would just go into like a candy corn-induced coma. Wow. What happened to Dylan?

He ate too much candy corn. They're so good. And they get shat on, which makes me love them even more, because people just don't get it. You just don't get it. I mean, you don't get it. No one has that in their top ten. They're so good. They're in my, yeah, they're in mine, David, so.

The fact that I get to close this out with my number two pick is big for me. Can I ask a question? What? What is the candy corn, and if you are a trick-or-treater, what do they put it in? What's it wrapped in? Probably some really generic plastic. I feel like I've only seen them in like a bowl where you just stick your hand in, but you can't do that at Halloween, especially in these uncertain times.

Yeah, good point. Probably like a little bag. I don't know. Okay. Didn't you have these like tiny little bags that were like an inch by an inch and you were just putting a few pieces of candy corn in them and handing them out to kids?

Yeah. Why do you have so many of those bags? People love them. Dime bag Dylan? Mm-hmm. Wait, isn't that what they used to shout at you when you were up to bat? Candy corn, candy corn.

Wasn't that it? No. What were they saying? Of course you're making a can of corn joke there. No, they didn't say that either. Oh, okay. Yeah. You guys ready for the final pick?

I love baseball. I'm about to do my honorable mentions. I'm just going to go through. Well, it's not part of the segment. I'll do some honorable mentions as well. All right. My final pick, something that I really like. I didn't think it was going to be on the board at this point, but it is.

It's fruity. It's chewy. Starburst. They come in two packs, and when you open one of those two packs and you see two reds or maybe even a red and a pink in there, you know that you're living right. Pink is the best. You know I'm going with a starburst.

Pink is the best. Parks calls them starbursts. Starbursts. I haven't corrected him yet because it's cute. That's not how you do it. Yeah. Okay. That's a how you do it. Yeah. Okay. That's a good pick, man.

What's on top of your list? What's the rest of your list looking like, Dylan? The rest of my list goes like this. Are you ready? Yeah. Baby Ruth, Payday, Dots, Twix. Dots. Dots are trash.

By the way, I'm skipping the ones that we mentioned already. Dishonorable mention. Airheads, pink Starbursts, and flavored Tootsie Rolls. Like the different color ones. Oh, those are good. Those are very good. Those are weirdly good. Those are a nice surprise.

They're a nice touch as well. The ones that I can read off the list that were not selected were Butterfingers. That was my top pick that's not been chosen already. Skittles. I don't like the texture. Bu not selected were Butterfingers. That was my top pick that's not been chosen already. Skittles. I don't like the texture. Biting into them is weird to me. They're messy. When you bite in, stuff falls apart.

Yeah, it falls apart. I wasn't a Simpsons guy as a kid, but I liked the fact that Bart Simpson ate a lot of Butterfingers. Big Butterfingers guy. I had Skittles, Airheads, and or Laffy Taffy. They're in the same family for me. Did you shake that Laffy Taffy? I did not. I also had Milky Way, Kit Kat, Twix, Three Musketeers, M&M's, Sweet Tarts, Twizzlers,

and then I put Tootsie Pops last because I just don't like them. The fact that Sweet Tarts are anywhere near your list is actually very embarrassing. Sweet Tarts are like chalk. They're disgusting. Yeah. I said what I said. I would rather just eat like a Tums. I'd rather just eat a piece of chalk.

Honestly, if somebody was giving out Tums this year, I'd be very happy about that. Yeah, hit me with that antacid when I show up at your door. Tum-tum-tum-tums. My list is perfect. No, it's really not. Oh, my gosh. What is perfect, though? Everlane.

You didn't even let me do my honorable mentions. Oh, what's your honorable mentions, my guy? It's most of the stuff you just mentioned. You have Jolly Ranchers and Bolt. That's fucking right. Probably because it was the first thing I put in my notes app. Oh, you got that H1 heading. No, Twix deserved better, as did Kit Kat, in my opinion.

But the only controversy one would be the Nestle. Like a Crunch Bar? Yeah. Crunch bars are mid. Rice and your chocolate? I got a soft spot for them. Okay. I don't hate them.

Just a classic Hershey's milk chocolate bar is very good. It's going to get eaten, but it's going to be one of the last things eaten. Yeah. Don't just stare at it. Eat it. Actually, I had one of the mini ones last night, if I'm being completely honest with y'all. Dude, you don't give a fuck. No. I'll just stare at it. Eat it. Actually, I had one of the mini ones last night, if I'm being completely honest with y'all. Dude, you don't give a fuck. I'll just straight up eat some candy.

This guy's going on vacation, too, and he's just out here eating candy. Whole squad eat when you're with me. We'll be missing you like candy. Shouts to Mandy Moore. Candy Moore. The early bird CBD tastes so good. Yeah. It does taste good.

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My hump, my hump, my hump. You didn't have to do that at all. My lovely lady humps. Dude, apparently in Kenya, they're just serving up coffees with camel milk in them. Are you serious? Called camel chinos. I will absolutely try one of these. I'll pretty much drink milk from any source to be honest with you know you can milk anything yeah i've seen the movie thanks you guys want to hear what's in my diesel fuel right now i've made a coffee today

that might explain why i'm all hyped up right now okay i did a pumpkin spiced nespresso pod okay okay on top of that i did a double shot of espresso to make it a pumpkin spice red eye and then on top of that wait i tossed some almond milk up in this bitch and then i also sprinkled a little vietnamese cinnamon as well as some extra pumpkin spice seasoning what does vietnam do different about their cinnamon that makes you want to buy it dude it truly hard to say you're gonna have to have to ask my friend trader joe buy it. Dude, it's truly hard to say. You're going to have to ask my friend Trader Joe. Vietnamese cinnamon,

this guy said. I gotta say, in a world of punchable coffee orders, that's one of the more punchable ones. Want to have some, dude? No. Give it a taste. Take a nip in my coffee. Okay. Apparently camel milk, have you guys ever had one?

Apparently it's very popular in other regions like the Middle East, parts of Asia, and Australia. I'm about to tweet out my list of Halloween candies and people are going to be upset. Yes, they are, Dylan, because they stink. That's information that would have been great on the previous segment. Back to the camel T-notes. No, dude, they've got pea milk now. What is pea milk?

Hold on. When you said pea milk earlier, I got freaked out because I thought you were talking about urine. But now I'm realizing. No, no, no. Did you grow up? An hour later, I'm realizing that Dave was talking about the peas. No one's making milk from my pee-pee. No one wants that.

Although. No, P-E-A. And I don't know. I saw I got a commercial last night and saw it. I'll try it. I'll try any milk. I'll do camel milk. I've't know. I saw I got a commercial last night and saw it. I'll try it. I'll try any milk. I'll do camel milk. I've done goat.

Do you guys mind if I read some milks that don't come from cows and you can tell me whether or not you'd have a chino with these? Honestly, as long as it's not like from a rat. Yeah, if it's not a bodily fluid from a human, I'll drink it. We've got camel's milk and goat's milk. Yep. A2 cow's milk. I don't. Yep. A2 cow's milk. I don't know what an A2 cow is.

A2, Brute. That's good. Over his head. Yak milk. Yak. Yak. Buffalo milk? Sure.

Can you imagine if we started making buffalo milk lattes? Probably hella B vitamins. Buffalo lattes? Buffalina. Shots of the pizza. Have you been to Buffalina lately? No, they shut down the good location, and now they just have their other location. The east side?

The east side one is no longer, David. Oh. Yeah, it's upsetting. That was a fun little date spot. The pizza wasn't that great. Well, you know what, Dylan? Yes, it is. Neither are you.

It's so good. It was like picking up a wet sheet of paper. You're thinking of Cane Rosso. Cane Rosso has the worst pizza in Austin. Theirs is also not very good. It's much worse. Now, the char on the crust of the bufalina. Oh.

Disagree. Oh, that's a nice crust. Horse and donkey milk. You drinking donkey milk? What about Z-boos? You guys familiar with Z-boos? All of these things I will try. If a horse and a donkey mate, you get a mule.

Someone looking for me. But a mule is infertile. They can't actually breed themselves. Isn't that weird? All right, you ready for the one that I don't think you're going to want to drink? Doesn't sound like Will cares. No, I don't care. I don't think you're going to want to drink this one.

Is it rat? Cockroach milk. What? This says, how do you milk a cockroach don't think you're going to want to drink this one. Is it rat? Cockroach milk. What? This says, how do you milk a cockroach and why would you ever want to? Well, Barbara Stay, PhD, Professor of Emrata. She's a professor of Emrata? Man, sign me up. Yeah.

Get my master's. Oh, damn. I might get a PhD in that. I'm going back to school. Anyway, she's at the University of Iowa. She spent most of her career studying cockroach reproduction with a group of entomologists contracted by the government to examine the creepy crawlers. Creepy crawlers. They give birth to young and they produce a kind of milk in its gut to feed its young before its birth.

This is one of those things where the process of extracting it is just not worth... The juice isn't worth the squeeze is what I'm trying to say. The milk isn't worth the squeeze, David. So you're not drinking a cockroach cappuccino? No, and that's some shock jock stuff. Get out of here with that. What is this lady's name? Hey, Barbara Stay.

Why don't you Barbara Leave? Damn. Hey, Babs. The top responds to my tweet. Would you just engage in the dang segment? It's from Sour Patch Kids. Yes! The verified Sour Patch Kids account, and they said, ice cold, Dorn.

Fucking clout chasing ass. Little did they know, I chose Sour Patch Kids before you had the opportunity. Would you get the roaches off your screen, too? No, dude, I'm looking at them, man. I'm trying to figure out how I can get a cockroach latte. Did you ever watch Joe's Apartment? No. The roaches communicated with Joe.

Joe was actually, what's his name? Brendan, not Brendan Frazier, but Jerry Connolly? I don't fucking know. Jerry O'Connell? Jerry O'Connell. What's he up to lately? I don't know. His career started'Connell? Jerry O'Connell. What's he up to lately? I don't know. His career started tanking after they got rid of Rockin' Jock basketball.

Was he a Rockin' Jocker? He definitely was a Rockin' Jocker. He was never the same after he was the guy in college who went back to the party and can't hardly wait. He catched me posted up with that 40-point shot from half-court. Just drilling. He just got a hit one. Yeah, just one. Dude, I just Googled Jerry O'Connell rockin' jock,

and he's just hanging out with everybody. I was more of a Dan Cortez guy. Well, Dan Cortez was the GOAT of those. He's hanging out with, like, oh, that's, what's his name? Dean Cain? Dean Cain. He's been getting some criticism lately for his Superman takes. Oh, we'll cover that in the next one.

No, we're good. We're good. Did you know that there's a new Batman? I saw a commercial for it. Yeah. Robert Pattinson? Yeah, it's the dude from Twilight. What's the story?

It's like an emo Batman? I think it's just a regular Batman. Yeah, I think Robert Pattinson could probably play a decent Batman, honestly. I'm happy for him. You're not a big RPAC guy, honestly. I'm happy for him. You're not a big ARPAC guy, clearly. Are you happy for him? I mean, you know, after what...

Why aren't you an ARPAC guy? After what he who shall not be named did to him. Dang. He was kind of a wimp in Harry Potter. I'm just saying. That's the last one I watched. I need to start watching more now that it's spooky season. He almost won the Goblet of Fire.

That's sick last one I watched. I need to start watching more now that it's spooky season. He almost won the Goblet of Fire. That's sick, dude. I just won a Goblet of Fire ball. I've heard some people criticize that one. I thought it was a good one. Is that the one where they have the long hair? Whatever the movie is where they have the long hair, that's the worst one. Mainly because I want to brush their hair out of their face the entire movie. I don't even know.

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Did you just run out of air? I kind of did. It kind of Christopher Walken'd me. What are you doing this weekend? Oh, the bachelor guy. Sounds like Christopher Walken. What are you doing this weekend? Oh, the bachelor guy Sounds like Christopher Walken What are you doing this weekend? Okay

Okay It is my birthday this weekend Is it really? It is, yeah Saturday's my birthday Feel free to wish me happy birthday On my actual birthday Which is Saturday the 23rd of October

Yeah, for sure Alright I'm turning 38 Which is squarely mid-30s still. Squarely. Yeah, I don't have a ton going on. So Saturday is the Merriman spooky, what's it called again? Merriman spooky Christmas happy hour.

No, not Christmas. Merriman spooky monster bash something. I'm a hard maybe for it. And reason being, I have parks that night. And it starts when his bedtime is. So I don't know if I can do that. And I'll also leave the next day for Mexico. A little vacay with bae.

Oh, Mexico. Going on a vaibation with bae. Are we doing, say that one more time? Vaibation. I don't know if-bation with bae. Are we doing... Say that one more time. Vay-bation. I don't know if that's a mistake, man. Actually, it might. Vacation is much better than vay-bation.

We're going on a holla-bay. Anyway, I'm going on a vacation. Why do people listen to this show? I don't know. This is my final show. And, yeah, I'll be on Cabezal Watch, I guess, right? Oh, shit, I didn't think about that. Yeah.

You just put yourself on it. So throw T's and P's my way. Yeah, man. If you lose your head there, you can always be the headless horseman for Halloween. Okay. That's a good point. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm excited, man. A little trip. Weather's supposed to be absolute shit, which isn't what you want to see. Oh, there's some moisture yeah pulling back the curtain uh i'm actually leaving town next weekend and the weather is very similar it's gonna be wet yeah is it a la nina year hard to say or el nino yeah hard to say i don't know you didn't look into this before you booked the trip what's the difference between those two i honestly don't know yeah remember when el nino was like the biggest thing in the world at that

point when they started calling it that usa today was just obsessed with it it's like what they did I honestly don't know. Yeah. Remember when El Nino was like the biggest thing in the world at that point? When they started calling it that. Yeah. USA Today was just obsessed with it. It's like what they did with the polar vortex. Polar vortexes are kind of tight. Until you're stuck in your house with a two-week-old city. And no water.

Fair. Anyway. Wasn't that bad. Yeah. So Saturday is my birthday. All right, man. I'm finished with my weekend in front. Dave?

Hello. Would you like to know what I'm going to be doing this weekend? Because you're not going to believe it. Tomorrow. Rumors of, or I guess Friday. Fuck. Today is kind of our Thursday. Friday, is Klein coming to town?

Are we doing a dinner? Nobody really responded to his text. I had already spoken with him via text. Oh, I missed that side text. Very cool. It was me side texting him being like, hey, I can't play golf Friday. I might go to a steakhouse and have dinner by myself at the bar. I'm sure Alyssa will be a big fan of that.

I'll bring her back a nap. Some artichoke dips. Saturday is for the boys, the golf boys. Shout out Golf Will. I'm doing a charity scramble for the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society. Our good friend Eric Jimeno helps put it on. And I have entered a team, and this team has some players on it. It's got some guys who are fine.

But I expect us to put up a competitive number or a number that we believe is competitive, and then we find out somebody shot like 51 somehow. Somebody like eagled every hole. And you're like, oh, okay, cool. I'm sure you did. That's how every – No, you can't –

Part of the scramble is that you can't question the score. When you look at the guys who turn those cards in, they all look like con men. A lot of these, though, you can purchase mulligans. Yeah, or buy the string. Earth that hole did. I like the string. I like the string. I don't know the string one.

You have a piece of string and you can use it to if you have a two-footer, you can use that part of the string for a gimme. Is it a gimme or do you just get that pot? You get the pot. That's what I'm saying. It makes it good. I think.

I think you can buy more string. Maybe they'll have the long drive guy out there. You can pay him like $100 and he'll hit his drive for you. I did that at one time. And the guy couldn't find the fairway. He went OB. He goes, honestly, you can just drop it out there at the $350. I was like, all right.

Good for him. But yeah, and then I've got Brett's yet-to-be-named spooky monster mash bash, plus other stuff. Dang. Sunday, I don't know. You ready for me? I'm going TF off. What does TF stand for? The fuck?

I'm getting ratioed right now. On Thursday. I don't have nothing Thursday. Friday night, I have plans that are definitely going to fall through. My sister-in-law's boyfriend, he's solo in town this weekend because my sister-in-law's leaving town. And we've been talking about maybe doing a little... He wants to step out. A little cocktail sesh.

And then Saturday, I'm going to hang out for a while, do my thing, get my costume ready for Brett's spooky Monster Bash happy hour, go to that, light it on fire, and then I'm going to head over to, on Sunday, your boy's going to the F1 race. Sorry to all the haters and losers out there who didn't think it could happen, but yes, I will be in attendance for the race and the race only. I will not be going to qualifying, but I will be at the race. I'll be cheering on my favorite driver, Max Verstappen.

Verstappen. Are you really a Verstappen guy? Yeah, I am. I am. I like the young guns. I like that he's kind of a dickhead. I like that he's... I don't hate Lewis Hamilton or anything,

but I enjoy Verstappen being in the mix. And Red Bull, it gives you wings, which seems illegal in F1. Is this a big race? Like, are there some implications? Every race is a big race from here on out, David. Yeah, what are you doing? How many races are left? The constructors – actually, the last race that they did in Austin

is where Lewis Hamilton clinched. Pretty cool. Very sick. What, did he have to poop in the car? Yeah, he got out of the car and he did a pit stop and then hobbled to the bathroom. Does that ever happen? Do they wear diapers?

I would assume that if you're an F1 driver and you have to poop mid-race, you poop your pants. What other option do you have? You plan ahead so that you don't have to poop during the race. Okay, but Dylan dylan sorry we're not all on the dylan schedule whatever yeah but what if daniel ricardo goes to like mattson ranch the night before and he's trying to scream all day and then you poop your pants then he poops his pants in his in his livery oh that would stink and then he's talking about it on the radio

these guys like i just poop myself how's it going daniel i pooped that's how it would go box box box books books books he has pooped maybe's how it would go Box box box Box box box He has pooped Maybe they wear like Adult depends Diapers Well they don't need to pee Very much

Because they're just sweating Man that old bag of bones I talk about at the gym Sometimes Saw him the other day He wears that I feel bad now Why?

He's looking out for himself Yeah He's doing what he needs to do He's 96 I learned Oh Yeah Is he putting a big boy away? How did you learn that?

Because he was outside by the pool, and a man was sitting with him, and then he was talking to another guy. He goes, oh, yeah, that guy's my dad. He's 96. He comes by here to swim. So that's how I put it together. He'd whip your ass. No, no, David. Come on.

Well, that sounds like a fun weekend, Will. I'm excited. Very excited. Also, a little something special dropping on Sunday. Scary's on Sunday. Keep an eye out for that. Little something special. Wow.

Call that a tease, folks. Little special. Very cool. Is it different? A little special. Maybe Dylan will get one for his birthday. You won't. I only have one right now.

I don't know what you're talking about. When's your birthday? Saturday. Sick. Should we get out of here? We don't have any breath-breaking news today. Go listen to Cold Stuff, first episode out today. Let's go.

Let's go. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.