Circling Back - The Hyper-Niche Sports Controversies Episode

Episode Date: October 3, 2022

First episode in our brand new studio (which you can see on YouTube) which means the vibes were all-time high — recapping the weekend that was, discussing hyper-niche sports controversies, a Twitch star revealing his face to much criticism, and Kim K's days of pumping crypto have come to an end. Spooky SZN begins TOMORROW: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel — www.youtube.com/circlingback Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (14:45) Recapping This Weekend in Fun (31:00) Stan Mute Cancel: Niche Sports Moments (57:27) Twitch Face Reveal Gone Wrong (1:04:50) Kim K’s Krypto Kontroversy Support This Episode’s Sponsors Vizzy: www.vizzyhardseltzer.com/washed Ten Thousand: www.tenthousand.cc (CIRCLING for 15% off) Mizzen and Main: www.mizzenandmain.com (CIRCLING for $35 off) Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (BACKER20 for 20% off) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, we're back circling back podcast presented by busy heart seltzer. The only heart seltzer with vitamin C and superfruit acerola. We are absolutely live from our brand new studio in Austin, Texas. My name's Will DeFries. To my left, David Carter, that boy, Ruff. I love having Brett back because he hit us with a good lead in the meme team group. Read it out loud, Dave. You guys can decipher what this means.

I am a pipeline wife. We dealt with Rojos before TikTok. I stand with all the lineman wives as they prepare to take on Florida's bucket bunnies. Blue collar is not a trend. It's a lifestyle. Kind of a trend, though. Huh. Kind of a trend.

If any of that is slang slang and offensive and i didn't know about it and i apologize like carhartt has kind of made like blue collar living like pretty trendy honestly i just looked up rojo yeah it's red a female who works in the pipeline industry as welders helper or swamper who has sex with anyone or anything as a means to advance uh through the workplace oh okay is she is she saying that she's a pipeline worker in that she calls into our voicemails yes she's a pipeline wife oh she's a regular she's a pipeline wife is it see i saw cap hat tweeting about this and about how insufferable people are when they assume the identity of their spouse's career. My wife doesn't do that.

She avoids telling people what we do for a living. Oh, Bae is probably a podcast wife. She tells everybody. I'm a podcast wife. I'm a podcast wife. Okay. The island boy himself, Dylan Chivary. Man,

what a week, what a day. It's podcast week. I don't know if you guys realize that it is finally here. We're in the brand new studio, as you said.

I couldn't be more excited. This place is immaculate. Dylan, you might be a bucket bunny. I feel like- Oh, you got bucket bunny vibes. I feel like we're about

to just springboard off of this momentum we have with the- Dave, what a bucket bunny why don't you tell the talk about the news this is a person that david ruff pulled up a bucket bunny is a woman who seeks out the attention money or affection of a lineman for her own personal gain with no disregard if they are married or in a committed relationship lineman being you got big bucket bunny vibes you're so flirty of the football variety no to be honest i have no clue what talking pipeline this is pipe talk oh we're talking oil no we're talking about calloway's brand new driver that they're launching exclusively the pipe through wash media the pipe yeah we're talking oil and gas, things of that nature.

I'm a pipeline wife. We dealt with Rojos. Bucket Bunny's a pretty funny thing. What's a Rojo? He already said what a Rojo was, dude. That's literally what I led the show with. Yeah. How are you so bad at listening to these guys?

You don't pay attention. You don't say much of any interest to me. The other day, I'm just going to call you out. I'm steaming. We pop up the stream i hop in the lobby dylan's in there it's just me and him and he goes where's kj on vacation i didn't know where we discussed it where's he on vacation is kj thriving right now it was in dallas oh so maybe ish you got a carbone or anything check out too much dip today

what's the story with carbone in dallas is that is that the place where all the the wild people hang out i don't know it's the place where we tried to book a res but it didn't go through and we didn't find out until the day of so you never got that you never got that uh it was that confirmation email you're talking to the wrong person i don't want to call ask you know out anybody but you know her you can't ask either if it's you you can't be like what did you never get a confirmation email i made that mistake it's my first question what's up what dylan i pay attention to stuff that needs to be paid attention to

you know kj how did you not know kj was gone he told us that multiple times and we talked about when did he tell us no well we though, after the pod or before. We were farting around doing banter. I didn't know. I'm just worried about you might be taking some steps back. You need to get into mushrooms. Yeah, I don't listen to much. That's true.

I do have a listening problem. But I pick up what I need to pick up. Just the highlights. Anyway, the studio's great. I'm happy to be here, man. Can we make a very important announcement oh yeah i thought that was going to be spooky music i'm really glad you didn't just it's just kazoo intro

it's just kazoo that was this that was the cum is the intro loaded onto there somewhere yeah randy's randy's heard it randy not if it's good dave what can the people expect tomorrow beyond the paywall oh um wow really putting me on the spot but spooky season season three four spooky season four drops tomorrow uh lunchtime ish we'll probably get going around here depending on how spooky it is sometimes we need a little time to settle um we're talking all things unknown are we are we going to explain the unexplained at all we're going to unexplain the explained. We reverse engineer the truth. I got very nervous you were going to botch this when you first started talking because I threw you off. I thought you were going to Dan Supstog it from that meetup we had a while ago. I will say I am.

Hey, Dan, plug your podcast. Supstog. Is this what you. Supstog. Dylan. I'm going to listen to that. Is this what you've been looking at all this time this blue curtain um i try to look at you guys as i engage in conversation with you but yeah i do see the

blue curtain sometimes okay why just a little for some reason even though it's just a navy blue curtain it's just distracting it's not distracting the slightest it's like the most nondescript curtain ever it's a curtain dog i mean mean, but it's a huge curtain. How are you? I just wish it was made of beef. No. You're so disgusting. No offense.

Ajou. Yeah, man. It's a sound thing, Dave. You wouldn't understand. Audio, things of that nature. Just know if you're a pipeline wife out there, we're thinking of you. I support the Rojos, honestly. Really honestly really yeah i ride for them big time the the women who are sleeping around the workplace in order to gain professionally hey that's who you're supporting

don't don't hate the player no i i don't hate the player i don't hate the game if i'm being honest sounds like uh you can be good or you could be good at indictment of capitalism in and of itself i'm fighting capitalism on twitter every day that's why i use no capital letters i've thought about pivoting i've thought about pivoting back it's good maybe maybe when i turn 36 i should start capitalizing stuff again have you guys thought about this you're not thinking about this all the time uh no it doesn't cross my mind i'm so used to your how much extra time do you spend like backing up and like uncapitalizing shit my phone pretty much knows at this point i actually spend more time capitalizing stuff in text messages because it auto non-capitalizes i was thinking after i had fritz that maybe maybe becoming a father was the time when i

stopped going with all lowercase like i'm taylor swift it's it's you as you mature you're going to start to use capital it's called perspective he's gained it speaking of maturity i turned 39 this month that's old a year that's old as. A year away from 40. Think about it. Your age makes me feel better about my age. At no point do I ever feel. That's so rude. Well, no. It's because like, I just think like, you know what? I'm 35 right now and you're going to turn 39.

Like, okay. Like, I got time. Time to what? Yeah. What do you have time for? You're being so rude. That's not rude. That is. To thrive. You're thriving at 39. yeah what what do you have time for you're being so rude that's not rude that is to thrive you're

thriving you say my age makes me feel better about your age as i am older it's schadenfreude he has age schadenfreude you're 35 this month dude i am 35 if you can be this relevant at 39 then there's still time for me sky's the limit for this fucker i haven't even peaked yet dog i've been saying that you sure yeah yeah i don't know man you had a couple good years at grand x that that column is still going viral yeah yeah congratulations hey dylan well i should say the screenshot of the column is still going viral every couple years that thing goes that was viral again okay i'm gonna buy i'm gonna buy a viral belt we need a viral belt in the studio it's i'm gonna it's gonna go straight to me first that's fine question you deserve it does any part of you regret not having your real name on that when it gets circulated the thing of it is i at some point along the along the way i

did change my handle to my actual name however However, the screenshot was taken before I did that. So there are some iterations that are out there with my actual name on it that have gone viral. Either way, that's not like something I'm proud to have written. It's actually a pretty shitty article. Yeah. Wasn't it about two paragraphs long? No, it was, it was like 180 words. My most viral work was about two paragraphs long. It was on a Rory Ryder cup. That was good though. That thing was shared on Facebook, I think over 3 million times. That's insane.

Yeah. It kind of bummed me out when that, when you went viral for that Rory stuff, because I was actually working from a coffee shop writing things girls do. So I didn't even get to have like the, the excited in office pump up of going by. You know what? the excited uh in office pump up of going by you know what they're really um i think dan dan danner harrison somebody pointed out like hey you're you're the top of reddit right now and i didn't know what they're talking about because i think it was jay bone it was a jay bone that actually seems like a jay bone thing it ain't oh man did they take

down did they take that article down you guys uh dylan don't be upset that they're taking articles down off to you i just want to i just want to peep the numbers this is good for everybody involved oh trust me i know i know i just want to see what the numbers are looking like well dylan's researching all gone man make sure you guys go hit the pipeline at 888-618-4422 again 888-618-4422 get in get, get out, be tactical. These air on Thursdays because they're Friday voicemails. Everyone knows that. And just for the record,

bucket bunnies need not apply. Yeah. We don't take calls from bucket bunnies. Yeah, get out of here. Yeah. This pipe man is in a committed relationship and you're over here. Let the man lay pipe and leave him alone.

Also. As it is his job. month long probably our most anticipated uh patreon month ever of the year season spooky season uh go check it out we'll be probably putting up uh some clips on the socials at circling back pod oh yeah go check it out uh i'm very excited about this if you guys want to go subscribe make sure to go optimized for the month. Mash that opto button. Yes, yes, yes. Opto. I feel like we should start calling it like Nitro or something.

The Nitro team. Nitro infused content. Yeah. With a twist. Opto's fun, I think. The studio will look a lot different tomorrow when Spooky Season debuts. Spooky Season 4?

It freaking better look different. Chill out, dude. Chill out. Also, new YouTube channel, youtube.com slash circling back. Go subscribe. We're better on camera, especially with this new studio.

Somebody wants to pop in real quick. Hang on. Hey, what's up? Who are you? Big, big spooky. Just wanted to say Spooky four will like you mentioned thank you for having me on but uh yeah it does drop tomorrow it's gonna be the best ever the newest newest stuff we got new audio got a new intro i think you're gonna like it thanks for having me on hey

when we do the decorations can we do uh we put skelly right here skelly uh is no longer with us well yeah it's been that way for a long time sold it for science you did yeah i want him to sit next to me goodbye new one i actually have a 12 foot skeleton that i'm gonna put next to you so it dwarfs you on camera the new kj let's put skelly here dog skelly's in there will mons is trying to get a michelin star and we actually took a lot of skelly's bones and tried to do like a bone marrow dish out of it really it's been sitting for a long time the health inspectors came by and they were like sir you can't use human bones yeah they've been sitting here for a long time plus the

disease getting out that it's their money, though. It's a form of currency. That was also why we acquired Skelly. Bones are their money. What a stupid clip. What are they doing? Oh, shit. This weekend in fun. Presented by Roback. Code BACCOR20 for everyone out there trying to get 20% off.

It's officially quarter zip season. Can you imagine not putting a quarter zip underneath your, like, jacket when you're going out? Just taking the dog for a quick walk or something? Dude, I pulled out the, actually, the washed QZ from Robeck the other day for Parks to Soccer game. Scored another goal, not a big deal, not the point here. I forgot how comfortable and amazing those things are.

They're really good. They're really good. Actually, I think there are a few washed ones left on Robeck. Not the point here. I forgot how comfortable and amazing those things are. They're really good. They're really good. Actually, I think there are a few washed ones left on Roback. Go check it out. If you want to cop. I think it's just roback.com slash washed, if I'm not mistaken. Not sure. How did we get that URL?

I think it's because... So it turns out we didn't get that URL. It's roback.com slash collections slash wash dash media. But I think they've taken down our products. So there are none left. We sold out. Sorry. First come, first serve.

Chill out. Go get your polos. Go get your athletic tees. Go get the new shorts they've recently released. Oh, those shorts are sexy. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I've been wearing those like crazy, man.

I broke the new joggers out the other day. I'm doing it this week. I've already decided. It felt great. Good mobility. I don't know if I'll the new joggers out the other day. I'm doing it this week. I've already decided. It felt great. Good mobility. I don't know if I'll work out in them, but I could. I put on a new pair of pants. I do a squat.

And let me just say it was bussing. Your squat was bussing? Your squat was bussing. Backer 20. These overtoes. Get you 20% off. Dylan, what did you do this weekend? Oh, thank you, man appreciate that uh for for asking um well i was gonna i was gonna go out with my good friends will and dave

here on friday but they both backed out so i didn't go out with them at all i didn't actually i didn't see them at all can you explain who backed out first though so just so i can feel wishy-washy dave uh backed out first i was babysitting and out first. I was babysitting. And then- You're not babysitting. You're babysitting. You're being a dad. Correct. It's not babysitting when it's your own kid. It feels like I am.

As someone who says that a lot and tries to stop himself from saying it. And then, so I was like, all right, I'll go out with Will. We'll still have fun. And then he also backed out. Well, you know what Will said to me? Because I asked if y'all were going to go out. Will was like, if it's just me and Dylan, I don't want to go out. It's not what I said.

You would never say that. It's not what i said but my my zest for finding a babysitter went down once i found out that we weren't gonna have full squad attendance once you found out that wishy-washy day was in attendance i couldn't do it alicia had a thing alicia had a thing she did i didn't start scheduling y'all like it's not late just for it's for a couple of people. That would honestly be great. Can you actually just go through my wife, Sally? Y'all are so frustrated. Can you contact her and just let her know too?

Can we watch a Texas OU game together? Sure, man. I really care about that game. I do. Wow. What's your fucking problem? This guy. Anyway, since I didn't have any plans i made some and i went uh over to my friend

mikey's house and high school squad was there and we played bags and we drank some beers and had a great time that actually sounds like more fun than what you would have done with me honestly it was fun we would have gone and sat in a restaurant been like cool so what do we talk about now work again when dylan links with the bucket bunnies it's a problem we had a good time man a lot of shit talk about it just mobbing where'd y'all mob to we stayed at mikey's house he's got he's got a nice little setup where does he live what's his address he lives in northwest hills okay dylan actually had some sunglasses on on friday and he was calling him he was calling him his suck it sunnies yeah it was which didn't make a lot of sense to me at the time, but I guess it makes more sense now.

Yeah, we had a good time. Yeah, it was fun, man. What did I do Saturday? Did you catch that Texas game? Saturday, I watched it at home because we actually babysat. This word actually does apply here. My niece. That's not babysitting.

That's uncleing. My sister and brother-in-law. Does that make you... I'm an uncle, yeah. Could go to the game. We had some friends over. Had some za. That's uncle and aunt. My sister and brother-in-law. Does that make you... I'm an uncle, yeah. Could go to the game. We had some friends over. Had some Zaw. Played a Zaw card.

Oh, sick. Where from? Homeslice. Good choice. I actually checked Fine Friends and saw you there. Good choice. I thought, damn. Picked up some Zaw.

Sounds good. Then watched some football. New York style. Horns to care of business. Drank some fall beers. That's a big win for Zaw, dude. West Virginia's a real player. Had some Oktoberfest beers. My hand is up. Yes York style. Horns to care business. Drank some fall beers. That's a big win for Sarge. You know what, Dylan? West Virginia's a real player. Had some Oktoberfest beers. My hand is up. Yes, Will.

I'm putting my hand up because I've made an error. You and I should have hung out all day on Saturday. Or not maybe all day, but maybe we should have had a play date because as somebody who was also in charge of a child around the same age, Roland Solo. We could have linked, man. We should have linked and ate pizza together. Yeah. We should have. I also should mention that I went to Parks Parks of Soccer game, and he scored a goal, and

they won 3-1. He scored the game-tying goal, and they later pulled ahead. It was a sick little John there. I'll tell you about it after this. Sometimes the game-tying goal is more emotional than the winning goal. It was sick. It was legit. Anyway.

Are we going to teach him some sellies? Congrats to the Raiders. That's the name of their team did he gritty no he just goes in excitement just arms straight up it was cute it was cute i remember my first goal yeah we got to work on this we got to work on his his sellies though yeah i want to teach him to take his shirt off mike had a yellow twister as i said before it's worth it. Yeah, I don't care. Let's teach him this one. The Petey Pablo? No, the Micah.

Yeah. Oh. Sunday, family day, just kind of chill with the kids. Ran around, went to a park, and went to watch Lil' Bass Cousin soccer game. It was cool, man. Good sitch. What did y'all do? You didn't watch the boys?

I didn't watch the boys, actually. No. Okay. I watched the boys. Friday night watch the boys actually no okay uh i watched the boys friday night uh i was on uh kid duty it was babysitting well famously uh i knew i was gonna be uh in by myself um elissa went to a friend's birthday event and um i decided to hit up Total Wine. Got some wine. Oh, I think I sent you a photo, Will, of my sprawl.

Yeah, Dave, you hit me with that Hall photo. Did you get any fall beers or just wine? I just got two bottles of red wine, an orange swift and then a bordello. You should lock down some. Anthony? No, it was a Brunello. Excuse me. Lock down some Octobes Fest if you can find some, man.

You know, I like the pumpkin head. I'm out, but I like what it was doing. It was a nice midweek treat. If you can find some spot in October Fest, you buy. Okay? Thank daddy later. Here's an admission.

Pumpkin flavoring is doing absolutely nothing for me this year. I don't get it. Your palate's changed. People this year i don't get it your palates changed people grow i don't get it though man like we got these we got these nespresso pods last year that were pumpkin flavored and i loved them all last year i had one this year and i was like this is disgusting i don't want this right maybe tomorrow won't change your mind i'm hoping it will man i'm trying to get more into it i'm hoping the first episode of spooky season four just kind of shifts the paradigm just kind of changes your whole palate i almost bought some pumpkin spice creamer yesterday at the uh the grocery store but then i thought of dylan and how much sugar was in there and i was like every time i pour this into my coffee i'm just gonna be thinking of dylan being like oh

there's so much sugar in there yeah i don't say it i don't talk like that we would just be texting we'd be side i'd be like hey man a lot of. You might want to be careful. That's what you... No, the way that you were talking to me at the New Orleans airport was much different than that. I couldn't believe what you... That was like 88 grams of sugar. Why does Sprite do that? It can't do that.

It's like a mound of sugar. Will, I almost watched Industry Friday. I didn't, but I thought about starting Industry. Dude, I've already told you, Dave. I'm not hanging my hat on Industry. I'm not going to be the person that recommends it one uh one johnny d john duda said i would love the first season yeah second season is a little bit meh which honestly i don't like it when people tell me that because i don't want to invest this is a full-time commitment you know how much i love

john duda at dude right to me but you need to consider the source when you think of someone This is a full-time commitment. You know how much I love John Duda at Deuteronomie. But you need to consider the source when you think of someone being hypercritical of something. That's fair. I have not finished season two, so I don't know. But I'm halfway through season two, and it's been fine. It's been fine. Saturday, we just stayed home. We stayed home, went for a walk watched football i went out to uh i drove way north uh burnett road area to get uh some za i matched that za button played the card

where i play for keeps pedroso little trailer there on burnett phenomenal burnett is it burnett it's burnett i uh i don't know if i trust trailer pizza got it's dude that was a ryan recommendation wasn't it oh yeah let me just tell you got caught in traffic on the way home little wreck on mopac about a 31 minute drive home the zod just sat there and all i could do is smell it so your car still smells like pizza you didn't pop that box open and go to town on it i just i think that's rude to do. Get a fold on? Get a family at home.

Get a fold on to make sure you don't spill anything all over your lapses? Fold that piece, daddy. Oh, plus the cheese was just melting off. Oh, it was good. It's the juxtaposition of the cheese melting. It was good. Crispy crust. That's right.

This guy gets it. Good za. Good za. Yesterday, man, just got up, hit the gym a little bit, hit some balls. I think I found something. Watch the boys made ribs, smoke some ribs, actually made ribs, ribs of the season actually made ribs. He's been talking about this for two weeks now. I did now i did i did i got some leftovers i should go and chop them up and bring them to y'all they were good they were not my best but they were good ribs are pretty easy you have to really really fuck up ribs to make them not good like you have to like char them pork is forgiving do you very much so you dry rub them? Yeah. What do you mean? Seasoning? Did you? Yeah.

What else would I do? It's disgusting, dude. Oh, my God. You're so gross. You guys don't dry rub your pork? What? Anyway, that concludes today's cool. Usually I dry rub, then pork. Totally awesome weekend that everybody's stoked on.

What'd you do? I did shit this weekend. Everything fell through this weekend for your boy shout out to ut i found out that uh when ut has a home game and all of our babysitters go to ut it makes it difficult to to do anything on the weekends and when your wife is working call as she is a doctor uh of some sort what does that mean working call like she's on call she has to be she had to go to the hospital okay yeah yeah it's not ideal and so i've i've uh got some highlights my weekend you guys ready for this very exciting highlights wow dude yeah uh on saturday i finished my book you want to hear about the book dylan the dr phil it's about two star star-crossed lovers who maybe have found themselves after they found each other

it's beautiful i don't give a shit it's beautiful it's beautiful did he finally like see the way she had treated other thugs she'd been with come on be my yeah squee da boo dee da boo dee i think those are the same song marion and connell are destined to be together tell me you wouldn't read a book about that like based on david from the room i would i would i also did something on saturday that's kind of a bad boy move sally got home from her long day and i was like babe let me go pick up dinner let me let me treat us to a little dinner so what did i do oh bad boy alert went grab my wallet made sure my za card was in there so i could offer it up to uh pine house pizza and yeah i had a nitro nitro bearded seal while i waited

did we all match or play the za card on the same day yep dude all separately too we're on the same pizza cycle we divided and then we conquered we have synced we're cycle bros yesterday i was running an errand i ripped a solo burger just went to a restaurant and ate a burger alone which one ever heard of this place called holy cow yeah you went to holy cow solo and then i stopped by the studio where r Randy was just here absolutely grinding and I picked up my skateboard. I must have missed you. I wanted to go take a rip. Your weekend was something. You probably did the same thing.

Then the final thing I did this weekend, which was also very, very exciting. This is Will's very exciting weekend and fun. You watched the Lions? I downloaded FIFA 23. Oh. Did you get a game off? My username is at pines with the lads if anyone wants to get a game off i got four off i'm three oh and one feeling good about it though shout out to all the noobs out there who i will smoke pines with the lads oh so wait we went home slice pint house pedroso three some power players three

power players in the in the za market although i know nothing about pedroso uh you should check it out i think you'll like it they've got multiple styles and it's just quality very good hopefully they get a brick and mortar soon. You know, there's sneaky a decent Zah place down the street inside that gas station called... Which one? The good gas station? Yeah. You know what? It smells good there. The Zah is straight up legit.

It's called Giovanni's maybe. It is called Giovanni's. Shout out to old friend of the show, Giovanni. This was the first pizza that I've had since I was in the old country. Remember him? Giovanni gets a lot of credit for getting this thing off the ground. He was, yeah. Yeah.

That guy was a real one. He was, is. And then he left the company. If you're listening, Gio, hit us up. We miss you, man. Just check in. Just say, hey, I just want to touch base. I'll buy you a beer, Gio, hit us up. We miss you, man. Just check in. Just say, hey, I just want to touch base. I'll buy you a beer, Gio.

Company credit card. We know. That's fine. Yeah. That kind of standard with you? Oh, by the way, just a heads up. Should be getting a delivery today. I used the company card for something.

Snack. Snack, yeah. Correct. So, you're going gonna be shocked when you see what i ordered man i'm really excited not a carbon site if you brick this i'm gonna be upset zero sugar zero carbs is this gonna last us is this gonna last us through the end of the week it'll it should last us at least the next three those interns would tear us through that stuff when we they're not here now now Now that Adam, I love Adam.

I feel like Adam would just fucking tear through the good stuff. Adam and I, we had a head-on battle every single day of who could eat the most peanut butter cliff bars. Did he have snackies? Those things are absolute desserts. They're a real treat. They're so good. And honestly,

I've been eating so much of them that like I've had to actually step up my high intensity interval training lately. You guys can see I'm looking pretty svelte. Actually, you can just say H-I-I-T

for short if you want. Yeah, you can also just say hit, Dylan. No, no one does that. I'm going to hit this one out of the park. I'm talking about 10,000, baby. You haven't even commented.

I've been looking like hella svelte lately, dude. You've been looking like hellish felt lately, dude. You've been looking just lean and mean. Yeah, that's because I got the best training gear in the world. 10,000. No bullshit. 10,000 works with top strength and endurance athletes to co-design, test, and velt their gear so you know it's heavily vetted before they show up at your door. This stuff is dope.

I have a wide array of athletic shorts that I train in. I usually start off after I do a load of laundry. I go 10,000, 10,000, and then I go to the other ones. Those are my preferred workout shorts. It's a top of your power ranking. Absolutely. They are so comfortable, Dave. Do you do what I do?

When you're folding your laundry, you actually set them aside so you can put them on top of the pile for when you need them? That's exactly what I do. You got to do laundry you actually set them aside so you can put them on top of the pile for when you need them that's exactly what i do you gotta do it gents listen up yeah you ever have a workout that just changes your life yeah this morning every time i wear the session shorts i think why do i not have more pairs of these these are the most comfortable shorts i've ever worked out in it's like it's almost like working out naked they're flirting with goat status i'm telling you though the belt line on these things makes it feel... It's not cinching at all. It just stays where it needs to be.

And it chills there. It's all webbed. So it's barely even there. Sometimes I feel like I'm naked. I pat my pants. Oh, I forgot. Oh, I'm actually wearing pants. That's good.

They even have a no-balance pocket system for the phone, keys, cash card. That's huge. You can't a no-balance pocket system for the phone keys, cash card. That's huge. You can't have your money clip bouncing around in there while you're getting some stair work in or something. You know what I'm talking about. You just leave my money clip in the locker. Not me, man. I'm all about it. I don't need fast cash when I'm out there on the gym.

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you've ever worn from 10,000. It's been a big week in sports. Yes, it has. Thank you. It's cold pizza. Dude, niche sports is having a moment.

Are having a moment. It's time to support small to mid-sized sports. And let me... I know these all have big followings. I don't want to diminish them. But they're niche. They're not big four. We're talking chess, poker, and fishing.

Can any of us say that we have actively watched any of this in the last year? No, I had a poker phase. We all did. I would catch it on TV. Yeah, I couldn't read it. We all know who Daniel Negreanu is. How would I play this hand?

Phil Hellmuth. It's not like the pros do. I was a Doyle... Doyle Brunson? doyle brunson doyle brunson what about chris moneymaker dude yeah name says it all phil ivy are you kidding everyone everyone had a moment with their boys where they were watching a lot of online poker on television yeah i wish i hadn't stupid early on it was you know different so some some uh controversy huh so there's been in so what happened in chess there was like the grandmaster who lost to some up-and-coming

american is that what they call it yeah okay i think they do should probably change that at some point it's just yeah he lost to an upcoming american better if we just got rid of the kkk he's like 21 that too yeah a young american i don't think chess needs to change anything i think we just need fewer kkk members allegations flying how what are the allegations that the american had anal beads in his in his rectum that someone was sending him signals through that would direct him on how to play his uh move how much training do you think that takes in order to get that system down a lot i bet it's 10 000 rule i bet it's easier than you think it's like i would spend 10 000 hours with a vibrating chess move

like rook is like three buzzes right three buzz Three buzzes. Okay, now Rook. And then it's like, okay, which one? There are more than one on the board, right? The first one is like one buzz from left to right, something like that. And then it's like, okay, play that one here. But it's not that easy. So allegedly, allegedly, this guy has played numerous perfect games. I have not done my research very well, so this could be wrong.

Apparently, he's played numerous perfect games where every move that he played was just perfect. And apparently, even the goats don't do that very often. And this guy's just out here running train. Maybe he's just a savant. He's just a badass. I don't know why, but out of all of these... No, no, not out of all of these.

I don't know if I trust the chess guy. I think there is a balance in the chess universe yeah i don't like i think there is a balance in the chess universe and i kind of like when there's like the year i like the europeans to dominate the chess i believe they were matched up again after these allegations were levied yep and the grandmaster's like i'm not playing and he just forfeited he played one move and then he walked out yeah he's like i'm not doing it this guy's cheating but there's there's been zero proof from what i know he should have consented to a search i i saw that the the guy the the the actual like top-ranked player he tweeted some stuff and in his replies people were just like dude tell us

what proof you have like you have no great point here's my question if you're gonna accuse someone of cheating why would you go the anal bead route like why like there has to be something that like tipped him off like i think he's got something up his bow you know what i mean there's been days where you've come in here and look at me and you just know that when you can tell there's something off with one of your boys like in the background it depends if the chair that he's sitting in is padded or not okay what if someone told you that if you could be like a multi-million dollar podcaster you had to put something in your butt and they were going to signal to you whenever you're supposed to talk like you do that right oh um i don't think so ma'am okay it's too much

you'd consider it yeah if it's gonna up my? You'd ask for the contract, the docu-sign, and you'd review it. Yeah, I wouldn't throw it away immediately. You'd just struggle printing it out. So that's the chess situation. Thank you. There's been a poker one as well. Dylan, I'm going to let you explain the poker situation because you're the noted poker head here. So there was a high stakes

poker game i believe it was like a 200 400 no limit game which is very high stakes poker really yeah master p there there's also a crazy game of poker. We're the funniest podcast. We're your favorite podcaster's favorite podcast. Anyway, in this hand, there was a young man and a young lady going up against each other. I bet one of them wished they could have three jacks and a pair of nines. The guy had, after the flop, that's the first three of five cards if you're not familiar with poker flop flosberry i'm like fighting a sneeze right now sneeze it hey man get it out get it out we can pause all right let's pause we got and we got let's get

through this it's gonna happen look at the light look at the light it's gonna happen at a very inconvenient time don't just do it get it out dude get it out it's allergies i'm not gonna do this pot of foreign sneeze walk I'm trying so bad. There's no way we're going to be able to focus and get back on track. It's stuck like right here. Like right there. It's not where you're sneaking. Anyway.

Randy, turn the disco ball on. It's not going to help. After the flop, the guy had an open-ended straight flush draw. Oh, we've all been there. So he hadn't yet made his hand, but he was favored because the young lady had a jack high. And she kept calling this guy. That's what I did Friday. Yeah.

She kept calling this guy all the way down with a jack high. And then he didn't make his draw, so he didn't get a straight, nor did he pick up a flush. And she had the jack of clubs, knowing that he wouldn't be able to get that, though, right? So the royal flush was out. That's not really in play, though. No, but the royal flush is at least out. No, the straight flush. Sorry, straight flush.

Straight flush, I believe, was in play. I guess he would have had to get the lower card. But the point is, she called the hand at the end of the hand. There was like $380,000 in the pot, a massive hand. And she kept calling it down, basically saying like, this guy's probably bluffing or he's on a draw, which he was. But she had nothing to show for it whatsoever. She had jack high.

Almost anything beats jack high. A queen, king, ace, a pair of twos, like anything beats jack high almost. But she was calling down these massive bets with nothing so and the guy was like stunned he lost the hand but he was stunned that she called him all the way down that he was shooketh he was he was like he was in total disbelief mouth open like what what the hell just happened and a lot of people around the table were like oh my gosh i don't know how could you make that call it's crazy but it's gone on it's gotten even deeper there are some allegations of cheating maybe someone's tipping her off i think she just didn't know she's got stuck in a hand to know how to back out since you're kind of the expert

on poker any chance that there's any device similar to a story we just discussed involved in this uh probably not how else would she be tipped off so like that's what i would get like honestly this is a prime candidate for more anal beads yeah i don't just gotta be fair i'm not trying to be like weird or anything but like this is a situation where you would want that like if you're if you're winning the hand i'm gonna buzz you yeah and well okay so as someone who is who's experienced with poker is solely playing with his where you would want that. Like if you're winning the hand, I'm going to buzz you. Yeah. And well, okay. So as someone who is, who's experienced with poker

is solely playing with his friends for $5 and like watching on television. Like this guy was also betting with hopes. He was betting with nothing. But he, after the flop, he was favored to win the hand based on the, you know, the possible outcomes of the next two cards.

Yeah. So he knew that he hadn't made his hand yet, but he was still in very good shape. So when he ended up losing, he was just absolutely, he, I don't even, I don't even think he played the next hand.

Cause it was just like, he just was staring at her. Like, didn't he go all in? What? And she told him numerous times in the video, someone went all in. Somebody did go all in.

Yeah. They, they discussed it after the hand. And she was him numerous times in the video, someone went all in. Somebody did go all in. Yeah. They discussed it after the hand and she was just like, she was basically saying like, well, I had a feeling you didn't have anything. Well, she told him after that too, that she bluffed him like two other times during the game too. Yeah. And so I'm like, out of all of the cheating allegations that we're going through right now, I like don't really have an explanation for the poker one.

But it's the one where I'm like, I don't know if there's any smoke here. She fucking won you. To call someone's bluff or if they were on a draw, you have to have something to back it up. And she had absolutely nothing. What if she had a tell on him? She had a hunch. What if he's got a bad tell and she figured it out women are much more astute at this stuff than men i don't think she was cheating i don't

know that's true that's the hard way i don't think she was cheating i think she just got extremely lucky and it looked bad i think she was pot committed and i think she uh just what i don't she probably hates this dude and she was just like whatever how much of this is people i know it's a crazy circumstance but say it crazy game it's a crazy game of poker what if she wasn't uh smoking hot what if she wasn't a woman would he care this much honest question yeah okay i think i feel like i feel like the poker community is much more annoyed by getting beat by a woman than a lot of other things would be. Ooh, Dylan, as a member of the poker community. There are probably some men who feel that way, sure.

Yeah. I don't know this guy's history. I don't know anything about it. She was – some might say that this woman was attractive. Yeah. I mean, she was. Yeah. The reason I say that is because it worries me that like – would he be putting up that much of a stink if it was a guy that he had been playing poker with for like 10 years?

Or would he just be like, what the fuck? You know, she might use her attractiveness to like play into her game a little bit. I would. She had a low cut number on. She was good looking. She was good looking. She might be like, I'm just like, hey, I'm this, you know, this dumb hottie who doesn't know

how to play poker, but she actually does know how to play poker. Maybe there's something going on there. I don't know. What I didn't like about the whole situation

was that she later said, what can I do to make it right? And she gave him his money back from what I read. Wait, what? Which kind of signals that you did something wrong.

No one does that. She did. Allegedly. Again, I read all this on Twitter and I don't know what was right, what was wrong, what actually transpired. I'm just reading the comments of what people said under the video. one does that she did allegedly i mean again like i read all this on twitter and i don't know what was right what was wrong what actually transpired i'm just reading the comments of what people said under the video can you imagine wagering that much money on a hand of poker i feel like poker guys

are like kind of numb to it at this point especially if you're playing high stakes games like that on television yeah these people for the most part bankrolled by others probably probably yeah do you like i just used the word bankrolled? It's good. Investors. It's good. I've seen rounders. Ooh.

The most egregious cheating scandal over the weekend was this fishing tournament. Oh, I thought you were going to say Adam Levine. Oh! Might need to see the booty. The video of this fishing tournament was, I mean red-handed all time just yeah it's it's an uncomfortable video okay so it's one of these fishing tournaments where you weigh your fish at the end and whoever has the heaviest load don't make a joke there uh wins we're gonna and this dude like he cut open his the fish was he doing that in the fish and he loaded the fish with

lead weights where was he leading him to would you stop you know i could have made a jack high joke i did in the previous and i didn't i did and then you just came out here you're guns blazing this new studio is not shaking you at all i'm a little bit off it's that blue curtain blue curtains just distracting dude it's just a blue curtain why don't we just put like a black couch there a leather couch like right in front of it now you're talking i still want to do a situation where some listeners can pop in here they're hurting for a curtain right now dumb question do they do they release the fish after they weigh them i don't think they

do these fish are dead dave i saw some people saying that they have lead weights inside of them david well yeah there you go that's the point sink to the bottom it gets swim anywhere i was reading they said that these guys also killed the fish and i was like were they not dead already yeah these fish are, they're all dead. What kind of fish are these? We're not catching release, huh? I don't know. They look like maybe like a bass of sorts or maybe a speckled trout.

So what if this was flounder? What if he was at the root of all this? But the guy who was busted was sitting there as people were like cutting open his fish and pulling his lead weights out. And he was just like, he had nothing to say. He was just saying like, oh my God, please get me out of here. Just absolutely red-handed. All-time tough scene for this guy.

And guys were threatening to like beat his ass. And he like, a lot of money was at stake. $300,000. This isn't about pride. This is about money. $300K. And I think this is not the first time. He's like, he's gotten away with it in the past. And can actually take in money from these tournaments he's got to forfeit every winning

that he's ever had oh he has to oh of course the look on this guy's face was just the most like caught red-handed thing i maybe have ever seen i've never seen someone just have such a big bag of nothing like you're getting exposed you can imagine someone like being caught red-handed like cheating on their spouse or something like you have nothing to say like that's the look he had on his face it felt like they were about to get or that guy was about to get just stomped i was like people were i'm surprised he didn't those that's the kind of crew that like would stomp you out he needs to join like the the witness protection program you can't show up at a fishing tournament ever again because he literally might just get like strangled he needs to sell his boat his his rods you should get out the game you're done son you're done

how did they know to search him this time because i i think i don't know again it's like maybe i get well with his twitter bullshit i feel like people had a hunch about this person i feel like they i feel like they weighed it and then they thought this seems a little like there's no way that these fish weigh more than these he was also stuffing like fish fillets inside like extra meat basically inside these fish insult to injury yeah fish cannibals fish fillet ridiculous uh flounder notes that most tournaments are catch and release he's not 100 sure how they do uh walleye tournaments This was walleye? Yeah, it was in Lake Erie. Oh, really? That's Erie. You guys ever eaten walleye?

No. I feel like I have. I couldn't tell you where. I'm going to Michigan next weekend. I think I might get some. Erie, of course, is in Pennsylvania. A lot of people don't know that. I think, you know.

Also, a lot of people do know that. Actually, the shelves that we ordered for this wall are from Pennsylvania. Made by Amish. Amish folks. Dude, shout out to the Amish. I support my Amish kings and queens. They can't hear you say that.

They don't have the internet. That's right. Correct, yeah. I'll send them a letter. You know, it's probably for the best that these are catch and release. It puts too much pressure on the fishery. What are you reading? I'm reading.

I'm just kind of like... Sorry, Alyssa was texting me. No, I'm just kind of thinking about just like fishing in general. That's what Flounder thinks, huh? Yeah. That's how I feel about it personally. I mean, you know, backlash, a lot of that. Is that like a fishing technique?

Yeah. that was good that's the sound of me reeling a big one you hate fishing dude did it gross you out watching the video and seeing those dudes touch fish no i don't have to touch them i don't care if other people do it oh fisher wait what was slimy and that dylan's scared of fish i like to touch fish man just don't like it. Why are they so slimy? All right. Out of all the three, which scandals do you like the most?

Which one do you want to follow up on? I want to know more. I want to know the fallout of the fishing. We know there's no like... There's no question mark around the fishing. There's no allegation. Like it's flat out cheating. Yeah, he flat out cheated.

I want to know the fallout. I want to know more about the chess situation. Oh, yeah. I want to know if that dude's butthole is buzzing. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. They got to get in there and see what's up. You got to get in that butthole.

Show me the butthole. There's nothing in there? All right, show it to me. Flanders said we could call him. Should we do a photo of... Should we do a meme that's just a photo of the dude that cheated in chess, and then it's in the DMs from Adam Levine that say, might need to see the booty? Oh, dude, I think that would play.

Man, that's, yeah. Dude, we're only two weeks late on it, too. There's got to be a meme out there where we do something with the guy, and they're pulling the lead out, and then the salmon the salmon tunnel or the salmon pipe guy like launches the salmon yeah there's something there we're not gonna do it but there's something there somebody when y'all at home just hat tip dylan yeah thank you i don't know why but i want i want the poke out of all of these i want the the poker thing i want her to get vindicated in this yeah if she's innocent i want her yeah yeah i i hate i hate that she might have given the money back to him

because i think that that tells you everything you need to know but i really want her to get vindicated here one because i just generally speaking enjoy seeing uh girl bosses win and also it doesn't i kind of just like the poker community getting absolutely rattled by like a young hot shot good looking woman i think it's great he was like you gotta be fucking kidding yeah that was a while what did he what was he like no no do the thing okay he wasn't like that at all here randy i'm gonna do this i'm gonna do that for like three seconds and then when i do it you can turn me into a skeleton with electricity going all around my body oh can we get that before all right so it's like home alone it's like dude we're casually

podcasting and then marv just turned into a skeleton and then suddenly that's not how that works like it's it's not how that works he also survived it yeah i feel like once you're seeing a skeleton you're not that person is deceased he lost all his flesh and muscle and then suddenly it just came back and he was fine yeah it just it just happened to go away for a second he just became translucent his organs all disappeared it was weird dude what i don't get is what kevin's dad does for a living why did why didn't he just call the cops like you're going to take your entire family to paris over christmas like you live in that house yeah oh my god he had he had a good q3 he was just celebrating with the fam he's in podcasting actually he was ground floor kevin's dad

he was doing nummies he was producing he was doing numbies numbies get a coke problem huh yeah yeah i could see him yeah i could definitely see him nummies maybe that's how kevin got like so like maybe that's how he got so much shit done kevin wasn't on coke just read that was read read the six texts Clay has just followed up on. Clay is flounder for those at home. He said, you can call me. I can give you all my opinion on it. Bite, crank air, crank bait, tight lines, lock jaw.

What are you talking about? That's fishing terminology. He's giving me fishing lingo to drop on here. He's a real angler. I think I like tight lines. Yeah, you do like lines, don't you? That was more of a white.

Went back to you, bitch. Return volley. Can this video, can this fishing video alone justify me saying that Will Ferrell and that other dude from Step Brothers

need to do a fishing movie? That would be awesome. Because I've never been more convinced now that a fishing movie between those two would be absolutely electric. Reach to like jed apatow what does the c stand for huh could be chris reach out to jed apatow i don't know if judd's got the chops to write that who does who did wedding crashers oh dude lock it up dude rule number 76 yeah right

no excuses play like a champion. Put anal beads in your butt and play chess. The painting was a gift, Todd. Right. Who did Wedding Crashers? Seriously, look it up. I don't really care. Who wrote Wedding Crashers?

Will's on it. I'd like to see a full length movie on the chess scandal you watch that show? Queen's Gambit? never watched it you hear good things how are you going to call it Queen's Gambit and have exactly zero X-Men in it? wow

I'd like to see Queen's winning I do too Remy Malek won an Oscar for it, right? Hot in here. Here you go. Hey. It's a really good show. Have you guys seen Searching for Bobby Fischer?

No. Anything chess related, I'm pretty much out. You have not watched Searching for Bobby Fischer or whatever it's called? You know who Bobby Fischer is. You got to see it. He's a chess kid. There you go. He's a prodigy.

What's his face? Vladimir. Beat the pooch. Ragnar Marov. Putikov. Putikov. Is it Putikov? I don't know.

I didn't fucking come up with some Russian sounding shit. That's got to be some kind of derogatory term. I didn't know Bobby Fischer was a part of Prodigy. Rest in peace. God. What are you doing? What's going on? Nobody knows Prodigy outside of the two of us fire starter it was like number two on trl why was that song always playing when you walked into like journeys at the mall because it was awesome dylan hated it i'm going to stan the poker i'm

gonna mute chess and i'm gonna cancel the fishing because we already know what's going on i want that guy to get smacked no i don't want him to get like killed or anything but i kind of i kind of want to see i kind of want to see him get roughed up a little bit to be clear will doesn't want to see him killed he should have gotten stomped out in the parking lot like bloody his nose up or something he needs something you know immediate justice uh painting with a broad brush here but it is a a little shocking that out of like a professional fisherman crew, nobody just ran up and threw a haymaker. Do you know how many pocket knives were in that crowd?

At least 75 pocket knives were there. Yeah. He could have gotten just... I think they should put the weights in him. There it is, Dave. Oh, wow. Keys to those weights, player. Everything about that? Yeah, Dave. Oh, wow. Keys to those weights, player. Everything about that?

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NBA Jam famously where Dylan got absolutely smoked. Are you kidding? Bill Lambert. I pulled up in the Lambo and just drained your ass. Didn't you just hit one from like half court with Bill Lambert and win at the buzzer? Oh, you mean full court? Yeah, he did. Dylan threw a fit. Bullshit.

Yeah, because Bill Lambert is known for hitting those full court shots. Everyone was looking for Bill at the three-point arc when the game was on the line. I'll be honest. I wish I didn't hit it with Bill. Bill Lambert is kind of an asshole. What's up with this Twitch sitch? So apparently there's this Twitcher. Randy, are you familiar with this Twitch man? I'll be honest. I wish I didn't hit it with Bill. Bill Lambert is kind of an asshole. What's up with this Twitch sitch?

So apparently there's this Twitcher. Randy, are you familiar with this Twitch man? Randy says no. I bet Randy is. He's just like not trying to. He's a Minecraft legend. You're going to tell me that Randy is not familiar with a Minecraft legend? Parks plays Minecraft. What?

Story of the day. parts please minecraft story of the day this says that uh apparently a lot of people know who this dude is said the most popular guy is dream who up until tonight had never actually shown his real face to fans or even his friends and he was only known by a simple iconic smiley face dream revealing his face was to put it mildly a big deal for his community and mine Minecraft as a whole. Dream has an astonishing fan base with 5.6 million Twitter followers. That's insane in itself.

More than I have. 3.1 million Instagram followers and 30.4 million YouTube subscribers. I mean, that's... That's good. Those are numbers. Is that more than Dude Perfect? Well, now he's a 23-year-old dude

named Clay. Clay. Clay. And he revealed his face. We want to see your face. And apparently he just got dunked on, even though he's a pretty normal, I would say good-looking dude. He looks... He's not hot, but yeah, he's fine.

He looks like a normal guy. If your son looks like this, you're like, I got a good looking kid. He's normal looking. He's a pronounced chin, perhaps, but it's like a bad thing. I mean, I'd rather have that than the chin that I have. I got this weak ass chin. Chin game weak. You can't tell, though.

You got a beard. That's why I grew it. Thank you for noticing, David. You did notice your beard. I was just looking at that. You have a beautiful face. Can you imagine if you revealed your face and everyone just was dunking on you? Like, whoa, put the mask on.

That's going to be what happens when I shave my mustache. Well, I wrote Sunday Scaries anonymously for like a year. And then once I got hired by Grand X and I signed my paperwork, I said, all right, I'm going to switch the account over to my personal account. With that following. And one of the first reactions that i got was from some girl sally she called me mediocre what's what's what's wrong with people man she called me mediocre people on the internet have feelings too you're asking for for comment you're just going by your name yeah i was just switching

it over from my anonymous account because i didn't want to get like you know this is not a i wanted to get a job somewhere this isn't a press conference i got hit with a mediocre it's i guess it's better than being called ugly but i was like yeah i guess i'm mediocre like you're so i know because media ugly like i'm trying to think. God loves ugly. There's a segment of ugly, like, not that Pete Davidson is ugly, but, like, there's a market for that. Well.

For a guy, for someone. Maybe. This is maybe just me telling on myself, but I feel like there's a market for below average. Pete Davidson, he had several years to make himself hot by being funny and by making the right career decisions. But when those butthole eyes first hit the scene, I don't think people were clamoring for him. And the party tats. Gotta be careful with those party tats.

We need to get drunk altogether sometimes so I can get a party tat. I've got something I'm stewing on. Stop. No, I really do. Dave, until you actually get the tattoo, I don't want to hear about it anymore. Okay. You got to put your money where your mouth is. Dave's getting one of those tattoos on the inside of his lip, says that boy.

You're going to be a bad boy so bad, but you just don't have it in you. You're too soft. Show him you're not soft, Dave. Okay. That's me putting you on front street, dog. Dude, you guys don't understand. I'll never forget this, and I will use this as fuel. Okay, Baker.

Mayfield. That chip, it's on my shoulder. Did it get bigger just now? It's throbbing, baby. So I've been playing a lot of online poker lately. It's a throbbing chip. I think I'm going to get an ace tattooed right here. That's good.

So then it's always up my sleeve. That's good. That young lady should get a jack. What was it? Jack eight? Jack nine? What did she have? Jack something.

She had three jacks and a pair of nines. Just slow down there, buddy. God, that's such a crazy. I'm going to get a Mavs thigh tattoo. Just cuck, Dave. I've been noticing a lot more thigh tattoos lately they're in vogue dude they're gen z is it just austin yeah maybe it's just the gym i would say most guys at the gym are tatted up in some capacity yeah and they're all under 22 no dude not at the south there's a lot of older talking i'm just talking thigh tats only thigh tats for sure young man's game yeah young

man's game older guys they got things to worry about down there can't be just putting tats on the thigh do you worry i'm worried that my legs are too hairy for like a thigh tat thought about that do they just do you have to to shave before you get a tat? For sure. Oh, you do? For sure. Okay. You got to be careful, man.

It grows back thicker. No, it doesn't. Yeah, I tried that when I was a kid. It's an old wives tale. I tried that. I really wanted sideburns. Couldn't get them. It'd be weird if...

Why would wives be talking about shaving and it coming back thicker? Boy, don't talk about anything. Women be shopping. Dylan. Women be shopping. So what happened? This fucker got owned? People are just dunking on him.

He's still making a lot of money doing video games. By the way, he's gained 200 000 followers since this article was released yeah if you cut to his if you actually cut to him uh right now live at his house he's currently uh doing what they did in dumb and dumber where he's just wiping his tears with his his money he's scrooge mcducking through his gold coins yeah yeah can you imagine how much it would hurt to dive into a pile of coins i would fucking kill snap your neck would you break your neck like bust first maybe dave i don't advise diving into the gold coin well you think you're just gonna slide into a bunch of coins that's metal it's a pile of metal we're gonna

do a gainer i'm gonna toothpick in can opener no i'm toothpicking come on right to the bottom and i'm drowning on coins good luck man can you find sally's phone while you're down there which insurance did not cover very fun for everybody involved that's bullshit yeah yeah apple and aig really screwed the pooch on that one huh what happened with kim kardashian david oh nothing i was just looking at some old uh videos now uh go ahead and get your joke out of the way the sec charges kim kardashian for unlawfully touting crypto on her instagram account here it is you want to do one too go ahead what was illegal about it they're supposed to be be SEC. She did do hash.

You have to disclose if you were being paid to promote something, especially a cryptocurrency, which they are cracking down on. So she didn't hit him with that paid promotion? She hit him with the hashtag ad, but that was not sufficient. That has to be sufficient. I'm sorry. Really? As someone who's like, this could affect us at some point. So what did she not do beyond that?

What? What did she not do that she needed to do she did not adequately adequately disclose her connection or that they uh or that she was paid by the products that she promoted she's if anything i slap on the wrist do you have to pay damages or do you have to pay back the amount of money that you were gotten or both that you were gotten sorry boy that's a question that i'm definitely not going to answer sheesh i feel like this should be happening to more people i feel like kim kardashian's just getting out of because she's got such a big following she's the shakira in this spain versus shakira thing we we had to update our practices at a previous company because of her and chris jenner um when the FTC like sent out a letter like, hey, if you're getting paid to promote something, you know, you have to have some kind of obvious

hashtag ad or we are partnered with in there. So people know. And because people were just like, like, oh man, I love these XYZ shorts. And people are like, oh, that's cool. And nobody knew they were getting paid for it. So I don't know. But with crypto, we started getting into crypto securities like that. They're going to crack down. But the fine is like a drop in the bucket. Weren't they doing a million a minute?

I think they were, actually. That's a lot. Kim Moji shut down the App Store famously. That's a lot. I feel like, kim moji shut down the app store famously that's a lot i feel like did it really shut down the app store because like i feel like no one ever used the camoji app or whatever it was you shut down the post grab problems website one time i did i did you guys got to talk about your viral stuff i didn't even mention mine because real g's silently move like lasagnas it somehow made our job harder but y'all should have just taken the day off in retrospect should have gone and smoked some cigarettes had some steaks or something

that would have been tight i'm the one smoking cigarettes other effort that was such a reach for reference hey is top-notch burgers on burn it is that or not the dazed and confused spot yes i drove by it after i got my saw yeah is it good charcoal it's a good little burger joint it is is it actually good though that is it is if we did a blind burger test right now we should do a burger challenge oh yeah you'd be pleased with you'd be pleased with it how many burger cards do you get how many okay so you get one za card a week don't ask how many burger cards do you get a week it's a completely different area the text is still being written on what about the q card hasn't had a drop in a while i could see kevin mccallister's dad getting into q

he's just got some questionable facebook posts yeah like he's just too lost in his facebook timeline to understand what's going on he was just a big jfk junior guy he's on his gateway just clicking like he dialed up on AOL. That makes you think. His 56K modem. Dude, Kevin McAllister's dad hates cryptocurrency. He's like, there's no viability behind this. Did y'all ever have the modem that if somebody picked up the phone, it would kick you off?

Sound like a fax coming through? It's like, dude, mom, I'm putting in work, seventh grade on these girls. Just pul girls pulverizing yeah i'm trying to get these girls to come over to my boy's basement and play pool with us trying to download this tiffany amber thesen yeah i'm on maximum online.com it's only taking 45 minutes yeah can we get can we get faster internet this is taking forever yeah what a beating these jenny mccarthy pics just hit TL, Mom. That was, oh yeah, let me have this one. Coming to the nature. Brooke Burke. Those were already saved in a folder buried deep in my documents.

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