Circling Back - The Mid-Beetlejuice Goon Sesh Heard 'Round The World

Episode Date: September 18, 2023

What an absolute goon sesh. We discuss our Weekends in Fun, everything we've learned about Lauren Boebert after last week's episode, Dave's family might've seen a UFO, autonomous vehicles are taking over the streets in Austin, and El Chapo's wife got released from prison. Enjoy a free two-week trial on Patreon for additional weekly episodes: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/circlingback  Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop  (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (12:15) Recapping This Weekend in Fun (28:40) Boebert Updates (36:15) Chapo’s Wife Released from Prison, Partying in LA (46:40) Ratio of the Week (52:15) We freaking with being able to make your likes private?  (57:50) Randy’s Weekend in Fun (58:00) Dave’s Family Sees UFO/Gets Scammed (1:09:00) Waymo Cars Support This Episode’s Sponsors Dunkin: Fall menu has returned! Twillory: www.twillory.com (WASHED18 for $18 off first order of $139 or more) Rocket Card: www.rocketcard.com/circling (5% cash back toward your new home) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from austin texas my name is will to my left david roth i can't verify the veracity of the tweet that was just sent to my fantasy football group text, but, and I'm not a medical physician or a physician of any kind. According to researchers at the Cleveland Clinic, users of Viagra are 69% less likely to develop Alzheimer's disease over a six-year period.

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The blood flow to the head and to the head. I was about to say which head, but then you answered my question. Wow, that was some low-hanging fruit. Like balls, did you get it yeah i don't know just doing nuts jokes anyway fuck yeah congrats dude that's good for you it is huge for me yeah good literally not really you're coming out with that shirt again huh all right All right, I see you. Hey, heed the call. Shout out to Howler Brothers. Shout out to Barrett Dudley, DJ Duds, RetailPod. That's our guy, man. Dave looks like he's about to hit happy hour on a Monday morning.

No shit. Anything else you want to comment on? No. Let's let it remain unspoken. Ah, a slow burn, if you will. Hey, maybe find us on the YouTubes. Hey, Dylan, right on, good sir. Thank you, David. Hey, back to you, good sir. Will if you will. Hey. Maybe find us on the YouTubes. Hey, Dylan. Right on, good sir. Thank you, David.

Hey, back to you, good sir. Will. You too. Dylan Chivry, ladies and gentlemen. Can we play a little game called, Did Dylan Get Scammed? It'll be real quick. All right.

They do pray at old people. Dylan finds coffee table online that he likes. He goes to purchase it. Shipping, however, is like $150. All right, let me see if I can find it on a different website. He does with free shipping. He buys it. He gets a confirmation email from this store.

It says, like, here's your order number. We'll update you when your coffee table ships out. Great. A few red flags are here. One had to buy via paypal doesn't look good already i hate paypal i responded to the email my pal i responded to the email saying hey um things a little fishy here i haven't gotten a follow-up like what's going on and the email is it's a it's a dead email the guy got kicked back to me and also a red flag there's a platform on the website where you can submit like customer

you know query and like so i said hey i don't know where my order is uh please get back to me i just want some shipping information nothing physical address is from china uh they won't they won't respond to me there's a phone number on the website i tried calling that you can't get anywhere did i get scammed 300 bucks hold on rewind this table's made out of coffee that's what you that's what you got from this it's a it's walnut it's a a no it's it's a beautiful coffee table and i love it i just i don't think it's going to show up yeah you're not getting that coffee table man what can i do

about it uh i got i got news you can fly to china and try to go find it at the physical address that you've acquired but i just think that might be over the top you should track their ip address and then bring it up in international court. I'll represent you pro bono. Is there any recourse here? Like, what do I do? I feel like since it was via PayPal. Let's have FBI now or some shit. The funds are just toast.

There's nothing fun about it. Yeah. They're kind of busy looking for, like, I don't know, a fighter jet right now. So I think your coffee table might just be waiting in the wings. What if that fighter jet collides with that punt? What if the fighter jet collides with Dylan's table that's being flown over from China? It's on a boat right now on its way to the US. Dylan, don't buy coffee tables when you have to pay via PayPal and they're coming directly from China.

You're getting scammed. Here's the thing. I didn't hit like there's not like a confirmed purchase here. It just it took my money real fast. How many viruses did your computer get while you completed this transaction? None. I'm really concerned that I lost 300 bucks. I don't think you should be concerned.

I think you should be just thinking about the recourse because you have lost it. There's no concern anymore. Hey, don't. It's gone. Don't frown because it happened. Smile because it's over. I don't know. Yeah, it's not a saying.

Yeah. It's something like that. No, it's not. There is a saying. It's time for you to move on. Turn the page. Anyway, Parks keeps asking me, where's our coffee table? I'm like, son, I don't know.

Here I am. He's too young to be drinking coffee. What if he breaks something off that table and eats it? You're stuck on the coffee part of this? I simply wouldn't. You're stuck on the coffee, and that's not really what the story is about? There I go. So did Dylan get scammed?

Did Dylan get scammed? Yeah, maybe he did. Did they freeze the coffee, or did they make it out of coffee beans? They grind them up. Or is it like glass and then it's filled with coffee? That doesn't sound like good coffee. We can just move on now. Will's going to keep just making coffee jokes.

Bing bong. Man, that sucks, man. It does. It's a great coffee deal. I'll probably purchase it from a different website after I deal with the scam. Did you think the price was a little low? No, it was the same as the other website. It was off by $1, but with free shipping.

Why wouldn't I be like, oh, this looks like a good deal. Good deal for them, not you. It just ran off of my money. It's a great business model to be able to sell stuff you don't own. I like that, actually. Dylan, you're approaching 40 with such grace. Yeah. Fuck, man.

I got gosh. I think I got gosh. Someone called me. More on that later. Oh, shit. Yeah, that's a wild-ass situation. Anyway, T's and P's my way. Thanks.

If we have any attorneys out there that want to sort this out. Dave, I would love for you to handle this, but I just think we've got some other stuff on the WASH media radar that you might need to focus on. This seems like a small claims court. I don't even know who to contact on the other side. I don't know. Say that someone scammed you.

That's a pretty big claim if you ask me. I mean, can you just create a website and collect money and never deliver anything to anybody? Is that a thing? Is that a scam? Yeah, people get scammed every day, unfortunately. That's fucking bullshit. Yeah.

I want to fight somebody over this. Well, I hope you can get to China. Yeah, I probably won't go to China to fight someone. You can just go fight someone totally unjust on, like, 6th Street. Hey, you, come here. Liveleak.com. Anyway, I'm very happy to be here. It's podcast week. We're going to have a good week of content. I feel it.

It's like we're kind of in a groove right now, content-wise. It feels good, man. Don't call that. It feels good. We just let it happen, bro. Yeah, dude. I'm just saying, fool. You're putting the pressure on. Major talks to the pitcher while he's in the middle of a no-hitter vibe. I'll put pressure on you, bitch. Major like Quinn coming off of an awesome game against Alabama

and then going out and laying a turd against Wyoming. Yeah. It's the eighth inning, no-hitter. Hey, man, you're pitching really well. You got a no-no. You have one inning left. I was actually keeping score. Zero hits.

How are you doing? Is your arm getting – are you tired yet? Y'all are kind of doing something lately that's kind of annoying me and it's all come to a head the cowboys are certified really good it's still early when they're bad y'all just bitch about the cowboys like you talk about how you don't want to watch the games how like you're saying something about jerry now that they're like really fucking good you guys are in the office just like in goods, not saying a word about the Cowboys. And I feel like you're not actually like enjoying how good they are.

Cause you're not confronting it or talking about it or like being happy about it. Two points to make here. One, I did bring up Micah Parsons earlier. Yeah. But that's, that's such a minor factor here too.

It's, it's, it's really early. They're two and oh, and they played some teams that I don't think are that good. And so it's like, let's slow down a little bit. Time to buy into it. So you're actively

against saying that a team might be back after just two early wins? That's different. I've already put them in the Super Bowl. My emotional investment is not different. My emotional investment is not quite there. I just feel like you guys aren't, like, are you guys trying not to confront it? Yeah. It's like

pitching a no-no. It's not.. It's like pitching a no-no. It's not. Not everything is like pitching a no-no. You guys stop. There's other things to compare it to. Yeah. I don't know, man. They do look really good so far. Just putting it out there.

Just putting it out there. Honestly, it's more fun to, like, just complain about Jerry and stuff when they're, like, losing. And that's gonna happen they're going to lose a game this season that's my hot take they will lose at least one you look really good today but i can't put my finger on it yeah no you can't i'm married this fucking guy this is a problem how long you known me wow we were off to a good start yeah it's it's it's all downhill balls in your court we'll save it

don't and i tanked it mainly me sorry man but yeah okay we'll talk more about the cowboys as the season progresses no i'm not asking i'm not actively asking for that i'm just saying please don't take it for granted because like the way that y'all have complained in the past versus how little you seem to be enjoying it now it's like what's going on here imagine if micah worked here you think this would this would be happening no it'd be like oh no it'd be awesome it'd be like people in the office like acting like johnny football at all times power plant remember the power plant but instead you guys just have this quiet confidence about you which almost is more annoying than just being like cocky cowboys fans the quiet confident cowboy fan is annoying, and I will say I am that guy.

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watch a movie i just kind of chilled man it was nice you're asking us we don't know i didn't what'd you do what'd you watch i'm curious i don't even remember not even you watched some fucking i didn't watch a classic american uh movie or i would have shared that with everyone of course did you watch uh didn't you say you watched step brothers or was it it was step brothers is in the title no you're trying to make a minute you're trying to make a pornography play here and i don't know what you did you were asking us dave did not view any of that i don't i don't i don't possibly understand how dave could be making a pornography joke and how these things are at all connected so like you're just disgusting you are disgusting you're disgusting you were saying something about a coffee table maybe it was what you ordered i don't know saturday you

said you were stuck between a rock and a hard place can i just get on with my fucking yeah please do why would he be in a rock stolen valor the patience that that's required to work with you guys i deserve i'm i some. We're not doctors. Anywho. Yeah. You think you're like, are you talking about like a therapist or something? A licensed therapist from BetterHelp? Like the animal at the zoo?

Yeah. Okay. Parks and I chilled Saturday, and then he had a birthday party and a sleepover, which allowed me. It was his birthday this weekend? No, he went to a birthday party for his friend. They went out to some ranch and shot arrows and stuff. Blast some birds? No, he didn't do that. But I went to the football game.

I went to the Texas-Wyoming game, the first night game in Austin this year. I feel like it's the first night game in like five years. Tons of fun, man. What's up with that? Just Texas doesn't typically do night games at home? Well, Texas hasn't been very good, hadn't been getting primetime slots. Also, because Texas plays in the Big 12 and the games are not usually very high profile. Oh, wow.

I guess you guys are on to bigger and better things. Have fun in the SEC where nobody will watch. I can't say a word like slots without you immediately just getting pervy with it. What the fuck are you talking about? Well, it's because you were talking that you wanted to find some primetime. Slot is a word that applies to many non-sexual. I don't know what you're doing right now, but you are being very, very off-color right now, my friend.

I'm saying that Texas is going to the SEC, and you're saying I'm being pervy somewhere. Okay. You're doing Tim Robinson right now. What? Anyway, I had a lot of fun at the game. And then Saturday, Parks and I, we played a little baseball. Went and threw BP to him.

I was wondering what you were doing down at the baseball diamond on Fine Friends. You saw me? I might have been tracking someone else, and I saw that you were somewhere different, so I zoomed in. You be checking in on my shit, don't you? Damn, I love that. You checking in on my shit. Say it.

Yeah, just be careful, dog. You think Dylan was just down there by himself taking pics? I actually took a screenshot of you at the baseball diamond, but then I didn't want to tweet it or anything, because I thought that would perhaps be doxing children and so i didn't do that but i did find it entertaining that you were just uh sitting at a baseball diamond one weekend morning 10 minutes in like he's he asked for water i'm like do we mean every 10 minutes man he starts whining like parks come on buddy well imagine wanting to hydrate but it was 10 minutes and it wasn't even that hot do they have fountains down there what's the deal no i i should have brought water

and i didn't we weren't there for that long we were there for like 30 45 minutes we got a little bp and played catch and it was fun man then watch the boys take care of business and that's my sunday that's my weekend and fun dave what you got man randy make me eye roll in the uh thumbnail today yes who's got the best eye roll at washed media i don't know let's all do an eye roll should we take turns or just do them all at the same time oh see he did that's a snort i don't want to fuck that we sell like a bunch of pigs hanging out right now yeah take my money somebody please you're kind of a chinese pay pig because you just sent your money yeah you got nothing if you think about it that way you have a you

have a little piglet over china here's give me that table not you're not gonna send it table's really good looking too man um what did i do friday man we we just hung out i was looking for a goon sesh but like i couldn't find anybody everybody was doing stuff like with their families and whatnot and i just laid low you could come take bp with me and little guy i would have did you bring stella uh no i'd like to bring randy what does bp stand? Big poops? Batting practice. Oh, I thought you guys were taking big poops down at the baseball diamond. There's a sign on the side of the fence there at the Little League field that says, if you bring your pet on the field, it's a $500 fine.

And it's got parks all spooked. I'm like, no one's really going to fine us. Yeah, my neighbor recently, as of this weekend, she's put up three signs around our place that say, you're on camera, pick up after your dog, and things of that nature. So things are really escalating at our place. It's a tense environment you live in. Dude, she's just escalating the situation

completely unnecessarily. Are y'all's cameras as high def as the ones in theaters in Denver? More on that later. A look ahead, if you will. Saturday was just another day of watching uh college football just just all day my son a little under the weather um the night before i probably should have led with this alissa and i went to dinner it was an early early anniversary dinner anniversary

is this week um actually tomorrow so we went to ludy's what's the damage on that uh not not nearly as bad as i was expecting okay we and it helps any cars drive through the front no not lubies oh you get the luan platter dude i would fuck up you gotta treat your shawty right on an anniversary have you been back uh no the one that one that they shut down the one shut down that got crashed into when i was inside of it i think the dog is shut down i don't know i i've never even been to a lubies as much as i would like to oh It shut down very quickly after it got run through.

Don't say it like that. No, Dylan, I think there's still Luby's out there. They didn't cease operations. That one shut down. Yeah. They're like, you know what? This isn't working out. Everyone's got one fix on their car where it's like, if that's the fix, I'm just getting a new car. Luby's was like, if anything goes through the front door here, we're just getting

out of this business. You've got to go to a Luby's, man. It's an experience. I've had several servings of their turkey around the Thanksgiving season. The worst part is just eating next to like 120-year-old people. Why does that do that at the office every day? Because it's just kind of gross the way they eat. Are you going to acknowledge his joke?

You should. They eat like Jell-O and mashed potatoes and shit. Hey, I knew a guy in high school. He was a year younger. He parked his – well, he thought he parked his car. He ran his vehicle through a Blockbuster video in Duncanville. It's a true story. That dates me a little bit.

I'm older. I'm not as old as everybody. But, yeah, he put his his car through and it like knocked over the one of the displays and it caused like a domino chain reaction that's awesome it's pretty hilarious he had to pay for it though anyway so yeah had a delightful dinner the texas beef dylan oof they used to call you that actually they did my did. It's my signature dish. You were in prison. When I was in prison. Didn't they call you the Beef Goulash?

Spooky at washedmedia.com. If you got stories, worst weekends and Halloween, whatever. Send them my way. Yeah, so my child, the Rhodes Man, a little under the weather. Didn't sleep well. Had some late-night wake-ups, a number of them, Saturday night and last night. Wake up.

I'm here. Not even that kind of wake-up. Just kind of like a walk in, hold him, hope you can put him back down and he doesn't yell at you. But it didn't really work out like that. You got to know when to hold him. Yesterday. I don't think that applies to his sixth son, Dylan.

Back-to-back weekends going red zone leading into the Cowboy game, which is great. Yeah. So that's about it. Scott Hanson, man, just killing it. Our dear friend. Our dear friend, former friend of the show. Still a friend, I guess, right?

The dude swam in the Ganges River. You've never done that, Will. Nope. Never been to Africa. You ever climb Mount Kilimanjaro? He has, you dumb idiot. He's got stories, man. They're a DraftKings

outfit, so we could maybe get him on. Call it an outfit, please. No, we have an ad deal with My Spooky. No, we don't. Dot H-E. Dot H-E. I don't know. I'm going to reach out to him.

It's from Antigua. No. Your funds are stored in Antigua. Or are they? Maybe we could get our funds from My Bookie and pay for Dylan's coffee table. That'd be real nice. We should get Scott back on, have a goon sesh. Dude, he's an all-time gooner.

He loves to goon. You know that guy can absolutely just work a dinner party. Oh, yeah. He's a classic middle. His job is to narrate shit for hours. Yeah, he has no one to bounce off of. It's just him. He's a classic middle. It's great has no one to bounce off of. It's just him. He's a classic middle.

It's great. You're right. Good call. He's a what? Classic middle. Ah, yeah. Middle of the table. Oh, yeah.

Pivotal spot. You know, there's some people that were all-time QB. He's all-time middle. You got to be able to talk here. You got to talk here. You got to bring conversations together. You can't just isolate one side. You have to be like a bridge.

You're essentially a human bridge. You can't turn your shoulder like that. You got be like a bridge. You're essentially a human bridge. You can't turn your shoulder like that. You got to keep it open. You know what I mean? I actually middled this weekend. How'd you do? Did you hold court? I did okay, yeah.

I'm pretty happy with my performance. Friday evening, we went to a restaurant I've never been to before. This is Will's restaurant review of the week. The gas comes after on this one one not in the middle uh pretty good okay that's a good review pretty good pretty good high pitch pretty good pretty good i feel like the staff at this restaurant watched the bear olame is the name of the restaurant like i feel like they've recently all watched the bear they're all all, like, kind of bringing it. Yeah. Which is a good thing. We got some chef dropped on us at Ludi's.

Dude, I feel like The Bear is forcing people to try to be a little more high-end than they normally were. I'm a veiny-faced kid, like, not wanting to be like, yeah, you did it. There is a chef. Like, I feel like they're forcing every restaurant to, like, bring it up a level. You know what I mean? Sure. And people are just taking themselves way more seriously whether or not that's a good thing i'm not sure uh they did have a white negroni special which was big for uh

for me and all the retail therapy boys out there so i had two yes two white negronis did y'all come up with the name no oh for for listeners yeah nah right now it's like gotta be like tailhead or something right yeah i think it's gotta be tailhead it's all my tailheads right the tailors taylor gang yeah no don't don't include gang taylor gang and so then uh yeah it was a chill dinner uh i do have some news about that dinner i ate meat for the first time in over a month oh my god about five weeks since the last time I had some meat. I enjoyed some duck. I had one single bite of steak.

Okay. And yeah. How'd the tum-tum treat you? Totally fine. Fine enough, in fact, that at the Texas game the next day, I had an entire plate

of barbecue. Reckless decision. Love that. But I figured the reason I had the barbecue that day was because it was all the same transaction all in 24 hours so i was just calling i was like you know what i got 24 hours to eat my meat i did it it's q card i saw your um your sister and brother-in-law there well it's weird like i mean you seem to have like a lot of tailgate stuff going on before the game

but i think no this was at the game i think my phone must have not been working because i didn't get any texts about like tailgating or anything so i just kind of going on before the game, but I think... No, this was at the game. I think my phone must have not been working because I didn't get any texts about tailgating or anything, so I just kind of went straight to the game. I saw them at halftime, dog. No, it was cool. So yeah, there's certain parts of the stadium you sit in for the light show where you just can't see the light show. It was sick. Turns out that's

where I sat. The drones were sick. Yeah. When you stay for the end of the third quarter to see the light show instead of leaving early, and then the light show is not seeable, it's a little upsetting. Is that when the light show is? Third quarter? End of third? That's when...

I mean, they show the lights throughout a little bit, but there's one grand show. Yeah, third quarter, I guess, is when it was. Is that what really woke the fellas up? Maybe so. Because it was a Is that what really woke the fellas up? Maybe so. Because it was a tie ball game going into the... They had this big drone display above the stadium, but behind it where Will couldn't see it. And it was so sick.

Yeah. Choreographed drones. Really? How many drone pilots do they have to have for such a thing? Actually, I contacted the stadium. I inquired, and they said they had 250 drone pilots just down there just perfectly in sync just dialed it up on their little remotes it was wild i don't think they i didn't hear any in sync playing was jay-z chazay just it up dumbass

the place is like a just a one big concert almost these days it's so loud The place is like just one big concert almost these days. It's so loud. I don't know if the band even plays anymore. You know what I mean? Yeah. I don't like that. I think I'm good on football games for the rest of the year.

Oh, wow. I was going to invite you to one, but okay. I think I'm good. I've been to two. Let's go to a Texas State game. Two and one. Just put up 77 on jackson state at home i think i know austin fc sucks but i think i'm i think i'm just going to allocate funds to austin fc games at this point all right uh t state just got led lights we get them we get we get through these

games faster less fewer stoppages okay all right man there was like there was like a tv timeout that took like 10 minutes and i was like what's going on like why are we just sitting i've been sitting here forever well i just i just i don't know y'all had good weather though we did it was the perfect weather couldn't have asked for better weather this game had a nice little storm blow through saturday late morning early afternoon yeah remember that yeah oh yeah oh yeah fritz was uh fritz was standing on the porch just watching it which is a really really awesome thing to see as an old man style you know you saw that he yeah he gets it you know yeah then he went down to see as a father. Old man style. You saw that he gets it. Then he went down the street and watched

construction for about half an hour. I heard. Yeah. He drank 16 Miller Lights and passed out of the couch. New Austin old man thing to say when it rains is what's going on? What is this? I don't recognize this stuff coming out of the sky. What is this?

This can't be rain. No. No. Is that what Fritz was saying? We don't get a lot of rain here. He struggles with sentences still. He's getting there. He's trying to.

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last week yeah um i didn't i didn't think this was going to happen i didn't have this on my bingo card for 2023 my friends i've completely uh i don't know flipped on lauren bobear in 2023 what do you mean you're gonna testify i testify against her? I'm buying her stock. Oh. So it just took a public groping to buy into her? Yeah, a little bit. A little bit. A little bit. I feel like she might be getting wronged here.

Last week we discussed the fact that she was removed from a theater watching Beetlejuice because she was vaping. Well, she denied the vaping, which I understand why she denied the vaping but she was definitely vaping yeah it's on camera on the the effects the fog machine for the show in her denial of the vaping we got something beautiful which is video of what actually happened in this theater which included her vaping by the way yes which included her vaping in front of a pregnant woman who uh in the video also is asking her to stop vaping as she is pregnant uh and then uh also in the video we saw a little uh a groping i mean just her partner was getting a bit handsy and she was getting a little

bit handsy in return oh yeah it was kind of hot the way that they were playing she was so playful i'm not gonna say she was stroking that man silly but okay um when you're in a theater like that... She was stroking that thing like, who's the ish? So it was pretty dark in the theater, right? Yeah. So when you're getting a little frisky, you don't expect anyone to see what's happening. Why they had... Well, you know everyone's going to be locked in on Beetlejuice. And they had a night vision camera in there, pointed at the crowd. A very high-tech piece of equipment, might I say.

It doesn't leave much to the imagination. You're not getting away with anything in there. There's a lot of people who maybe have done similar acts. They're like, uh-oh. Buddy got himself a handful. What the? Dude, I have a theory that there might have been some uh they put off mdma vibes there might have been a little bit of that i don't have proof of that it's just a theory damn dude

there this is a tough week for people getting accused of being on drugs that they might not be on between this and uh taylor swift at the vmas a lot of cocaine allegations out there about taylor swift maybe even somali cocaine or caucasians she's dating a certified bad boy now A lot of cocaine allegations out there about Taylor Swift. Maybe even some Mali Caucasians. She's dating a certified bad boy now, so it makes sense. I mean, I don't know if... Is Travis Kelsey doing coke in Mali? I hope he's not. I think he gets drug tested.

I don't think he's that bad. I think he's a responsible athlete. Dylan was saying coke gets out of your system pretty quick. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's pretty... I wouldn't know. Yeah, you can do that, right? I wouldn't know anything about that. Yeah yeah so what are the telltale signs of

of people doing these kind of drugs in public places you're dating a bad boy is that why you're asking for like some of my pp yeah it's why i always ask for some of your pp david because i do that all the time why do david i have to bring vials of piss to you every monday you have a wizinator you guys do more shit than i do probably remember the wizinator yeah i remember the wizard it was a fake penis it was it was a fake penis for for passing a drug test yeah and maybe whatever else you want who knows all right what so he's just he's just had a handful of honker in a handful of honker in public dude come on like i don't know if there were kids at beetlejuice i don't know that's were kids at Beetlejuice. I don't know. That's probably like a PG-13 thing.

You can't just be doing that. Not to be a prude, but come on, man. I mean, lights were off. You think no one's going to see. It's still a public figure, too. You're groping a public figure. When you're as famous as her, you know that eyes are going to be on you in a public situation like this. To be reaching over and just grabbing a handful of

bulge and chino is just a very aggressive move for so young lauren correct me if i'm wrong she was recently divorced correct i don't know yes she actually issued an apology and cited the stress from her divorce and here we are next thing you know you're vaping honeymoon stage i get it i'm glad that they included the footage of the gropage from both sides just so we have that you know moving forward but i do think that there was a world where they could have just not included that well if she had just maybe if she'd admitted to it not the grown but she'd be like yeah sorry we were a little out of control we were having fun got into one a little bit maybe they wouldn't have they would have released it who am i fucking kidding if they had that someone there is gonna be like no this is we're sliding this to tmz this

is a net positive for her i think at this point i feel like i feel like people are talking about her in a better light than they have before a fair point i think yeah people have not spoken highly well from one side of the aisle at least have not spoken very highly of her has her brother spoken out about this rudy rudy bobear the uh the french basketball player much maligned yes still an effective uh paint defender yeah he plays great great defense dude just rides for paint guy loves paint um did you see the um the news on the guy no uh of course like you you if you tie yourself to a figure of of her um kind public figure political figure people are going to jump in like oh who's this guy getting stroked on at beetlejuice uh apparently uh a noted democrat i

don't know if it means he's like as a donor active in the party or just votes democrat i don't know how you'd even whatever also owns a bar in aspen dylan you've been to aspen i've never been to aspen where you been uh veil uh breckenridge steamboat a lot of places really but just not you're right never asked i've famously been to aspen you've been asked one time i've been to aspen hatters down three nights martin springs way that place a ripoff don't go there didn't they dunk on you like immediately yeah fuck those guys i walk the first expose them the first minute i'm in there he says our hats start at 1500

well act now first of all he said your hat costs 70 bucks it was actually 79 so i just calm down buddy and then he says well hats your start at 1500 in other words you're probably not going to want to stay here for long because you can't afford these hats what an absolute douchebag he was such a dick just to be clear it's the aspen hatter in austin texas yes yeah they have sick hats but i will not they will not be earning my business no if if i if i see someone has a sick hat i said that's a sick hat where'd you get that and they're like aspen hatter i'm like oh okay you supported a douche the guy was also very drunk at the time not that you know i fucking love that excuses the behavior but um apparently uh he the bar um has hosted or does host uh drag shows interesting just a little bit like oh and wouldn't think she didn't like that would think she'd cozy up with a

lib what shows do they drag do drag? Do they just rip on the new Frasier reboot? No, that's you. That's kind of your wheelhouse. What are they doing? They've massacred my boy. Twitter's a real fun place if you search for Bo Bear takes.

It gets chaotic very quickly i'm glad she's been trending for like a week five days pretty good though gotta say this this will only help her solely enhance her her her followers who's a bigger baddie on the loose right now lauren bobear el chapo's wife who was just released from prison and seen partying in la okay you gotta think it's El Chapo's wife. Hypothetical. We are – assume that we are all three single guys and we're at a bar. We're in Scottsdale on a boys trip.

A goon sesh, if you will. We're down there playing. Is it like a seven-hour goon sesh or is this like a three-day goon binge? It's more of a goon binge, really. Yeah. I've been a seven-hour goon sesh, or is this like a three-day goon binge? It's more of a goon binge, really. I've been looking for a good goon sesh lately. You're at the bar, and you're like, man, there's a lot of VIPs in here. And you see Bo Bear on one end, El Chapo's wife on the other. Both are giving you the eyes.

Where are you taking your business? Do I know it's chapo's wife yes for this hypothetical yes she there's no way i'm talking to that that woman why uh because her husband is a just a brutal um terrible homicidal maniac you don't want to mess with the chapitos either, the little chapos. I certainly do not. What if... Can't be porking the little chapitos, mom. Let me return volley with a different hypothetical, David. You're at the bar minding your own business.

Big pickleball guy over here. God dang it. You're at the bar minding your own business. A nice little young lady strolls up to the bar and starts flirting with you. Does she belly up to the bar? She strolls up to the bar starts flirting with you does she belly up to the bar she bellies up to the bar she's up there you're talking vibing conversations flowing nicely she gets a little flirty maybe she touches your ear or something or she like rubs your shoulder like why are you touching my ear just put put a vibe out she's interested i

don't like when people touch my yeah really and she's like things are going really well like all right maybe i could like go home with this lady oh in this hypothetical you're single of course dave you know yeah dave's famously married and then your buddy walks up to you he's like you know that's choppo's wife what's your move then do you spit take are you cutting are you cutting it off you spit out your bourbon what are you doing what are you doing i'm spitting my pib everywhere do you proceed or do you call it off like sorry babe happy and pib i'm not trying to get mixed up with hey um i just i'm actually uh in a relationship and like i can't and i gotta go that's what i

would say that's how i would say it you use vocal fry to cut it off she's no you just and you just you repel her you make her so disgusted by your vocal fry that she she leaves you so you're not the bad guy yeah okay yeah do we have a list of el chapo's wife's x yeah gotta be broke boys yeah probably hates it bro i think broke boys yeah uh does not have an arsenal of weaponry lack of tunnel of tunnel systems. Yeah, can't tunnel. Yeah, stays imprisoned when locked up. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Yeah.

Has zero blood on hands. Mm-hmm. Metaphorically or physically. She's pretty. Mustaches. You're in the clear there, Dave. There you go, Davey. She requires mustaches. Oh, man, I might be in trouble.

Shawty gonna make you make your beetlejuice she's down ass too she totally did not like rat him out what would Chapo say right now if you if you found out you just said that his wife is down ass would he be would he be like yeah she is or would he be like don't talk about my wife that's a compliment okay she's down ass okay she I don't think she uh spilled the beans on him that's what I'm saying like she's like i had no idea he was involved in any kind of illegal illegal activity she's my ride or die of the week actually now that you bring it up thank you she's my down ass of the week okay so she she hates it when the guys she's talking to um don't have uh tunnels complete with ventilation shafts and a motorcycle on rails which could lead from your jail cell to a nearby warehouse.

I got to read a book. If anybody has a good El Chapo book, tell me about it. I would like to read. It also says here that one of her exes, when a guy runs with a backpack on. You belly up to the bar, but your feet are dangling. She's just like, ooh. Yep. You belly up to the bar, but your feet are dangling.

She's just like, ooh. Yep. Okay, but would you be in more trouble if you did talk up El Chapo's wife or if you blew her off? Like, you're like, not interested. Like, because you know she's still got the connects. She's probably got the private security. She's rolling with a squad. You know that. Oh, yeah.

And they're strapped. Oh, yeah. Big time. You're just at Luby's trying to get a luann platter or whatever it is yeah bitch yeah they'll let that choppa sing on your ass i bet she's never been to luby's nah she's not a luby's kind of gal well she went she after she got out she went straight to farayon what's that farayon uh it says emma uh it says emma a split spiro 33 arrived at an event put on by her attorney oh i mean that's pretty chill of

her attorney to do that yeah but she was enjoying herself on a private couch in the vip section of a club surrounded by a massive presence of security the former teenage beauty queen was caught sipping on drinks and making up for lost time with friends. The club made a marketing opportunity out of it. They posted her on Instagram and said, as soon as I get out, I'm going straight to Farayon. That'd be so swag.

What if you were the number one stop for Choppa's wife after she gets out of prison? You know that place is getting shaken down in the next week. I'm taking a picture with her and I'm framing it and putting it up on the wall behind the bar. For sure. Have to. What's your pose?

Go. All right, guys. Ready? One, two, three. Brick. Yeah, it's not the pose. You gave me two seconds to think about it, man. How much time do you have when you're in the moment?

You only have so much time with Chapo's wife. Oh, yeah. You have so much time. Fuck. Chapo's wife is here. What if we get a picture together? I'm immediately thinking about it. All right, Will. One, two, three. That's better. Fuck, Chapo's wife is here. What if we get a picture together? I'm immediately thinking about it. All right, Will.

One, two, three. That's better. Throw it low. Throw it low. That's better than Dylan's. Micah style. So there was a restaurant that we used to frequent when we worked at Grand X, the parent company of websites like Total Frat Move and Postgrad Problems.

And we used to go to a – I don't even know. Is it a Japanese restaurant that had a writing on the wall from Matthew McConaughey? The Bento Box Boys. Yeah. And they had Matthew McConaughey's signature on the wall. And I recently went in and saw that they've got new walls. How do you do that? Yeah.

They've covered up the Matthew McConaughey signature. That's trash. That's so stupid. It's upsetting. Whoever gets in that place next is going to remodel it and they they're gonna tear down whatever they put up like oh shit look at this is that mcconaughey hey uh dylan i'm i'm talking to el chavez wife get a pic give me a countdown all right ready yeah i stay cheese on on three one two three okay that's a good one we're crazy dude you're just so nervous you didn't want to

yeah i didn't know what to do in the moment okay that's a good one we're crazy dude you're just so nervous you didn't want to yeah i didn't know what to do in the moment okay that's good man she's bad though give it to her chapo's gonna kill you if he gets like chapo's gonna have an uggo wife not a chance he's feeling a big backer in prison we've helped him learn uh some english vernaculars chapo look i'll respect man she's beautiful but, but I'll respect. I would never. You know he's in the Supermax, right? So he's probably not getting any goon sessions in. No, they do not like goon sessions at the Supermax.

All he's got is circling back. We're kind of like an audio goon sesh. Put that in the pitch deck. The kids love it. Yeah. Bobert straight into choppo that's when you know you were eating good this is quite the podcast i'm happy for el chapo's wife getting out i guess i don't really know why she was in but i'm going to assume it was a minor charge trafficking she got in for some trafficking charges she pled guilty to she had road rage or something? Yeah.

She was in a long line of autonomous cars. More on that later. Hey, can we talk about something? I saw a tweet on my timeline several times this weekend, and I thought I'd seen it enough to bring it up on this very podcast. Randy, do you have this tweet up or no? Yes. Okay, wonderful. The tweet itself is of a nice young lady who's standing in front of

a a subway train as it zooms by her and in in this video you see the aesthetic part of the video first and then as the video goes on you see her struggling to get her shot it's very difficult to watch as you just see a struggling influencer out there, just unable to get the perfect shot when she needs it with people just walking in front of her being real jerks. Any jerk reactions, knee jerk reactions to the video? There's a whole genre about this. They're in the gym though.

You've seen, I'm sure you've seen those. Most of them feel set up, but yeah, like fitness influencers who set cameras up and they get mad because someone will walk behind them when they're trying to film a set and people just dunk on them. There's a whole thing about it. This is just an extension. She's just standing in front of a train. Well, this influencer pleaded, when you see someone recording, just walk behind the camera,

wait literally 10 seconds. If you can't do this, you don't deserve to be part of a civilized society. Which is what i if i notice what's going on i will walk around to avoid the situation but when you're in a setting like that a very public place you don't notice cameras you just you're just walking to get to where you're going this this is very entitled if i see a family trying to take a photo i will like stop and like maybe even stop other people. One sec. Just because like this family is trying to get a nice family photo off.

But if like if I see an influencer or somebody doing that, I'm going to make fun of them from afar. I'm not going to intentionally walk in front of them while they're doing something because that's just like not in my nature. You don't intentionally do it, but it's a very public place. You're not always looking out for stuff like this. do it but it's a very public place you don't you don't you're not always looking out for stuff like this like to act like this pissed off at people in her video and then complain about it online and like make a whole montage of it it's just not that just to me she's trying to get people on her side here like she thought people would agree with her yeah it's not gonna happen it's now been viewed 31.6 million times and uh if you combine the hearts with the like she's been

quote tweeted through through the roof at this point. It's a classic ratio situation. It's a beautiful ratio situation. That's why she's my ratio. Of the week. Of the week. Don't hate the video though. It's kind of a vibey video.

No, it would have been cool. You can't try that shit in New York though. Somebody's picking up the phone. They're taking that shit. Try that in a small town. Pushing you on the tracks. What murders tracks What murders

What murders She's doing it in London She stinks baby She's in the tube She's my You stink baby of the week I don't know Okay

New Yorkers I just feel like I walked through anything I feel like they just come up And push you down I'm scared to give my phone To anybody To even tape anything At this point I'm worried someone's just gonna run off

with it you know i got that gang on my phone no i don't what yeah it's on your phone my phone dude yeah you've been dude dude this thing this thing's got the keys to the world in it that's where you do all your deals? I ordered one this weekend. I'm in the upgrade program. I've upgraded to the new phone. Let me upgrade. I hit him with that tan, John. You got the tan one?

I got the tan one. The tanimal? Yeah. Damn, who are you? Yeah. That's my phone tanner. Oh, yeah. What, Randy?

What do you fucking want, Randy? Here's Randy. It gets worse. Have you read her doubling down? No. The response tweet? Yeah, no the response tweet yeah read the response tweet randy i really like her now like i'm sorry you can't be kind to a pretty pretty girl for five minutes maybe if you could afford a bigger car your life wouldn't depend on

crowding the trains like moss to a lamp this is how society ends queen joss queen she seems to also be riding the subway so she's just taking content she's just taking a video someone said that you shouldn't expect people to accommodate you she said society is built upon people being nice to each other if you can't even refrain from invading someone's private space then society has fallen hey lady you're in public that is not private yeah that is not a private space they don't have a fourth amendment over there. There was one other here where she said, the truth, most people just hate pretty girls. Just an inconvenient truth.

Just look at the replies to this. Facts. Can't stand a pretty girl. They can't get ahead in life. It's really unfortunate. Hey, can we have a new segment called Non-Gym Guy Ask Gym Guys Question? Yeah, I'm sure you just want to direct us.

Yeah, go ahead. Why are phones not more often banned in gyms at this point because from from my perspective like you definitely should not be able to like tape and in gyms without some type of like rules around it definitely cannot have it out recording in the locker room which is it makes sense there has to be gyms where it is banned but like it just seems like i mean i feel like out of everywhere you could record yourself in public a gym is a place where a lot of people probably would prefer to never be on camera especially without their consent

there's many people who don't go to the gym specifically because like they're embarrassed or they're they've never really worked out and they don't want to go and feel dumb and then that last thing i want is to go and end up in some tiktok uh chicks deadlift video and they don't want to go and feel dumb. And then the last thing I want is to go and end up in some TikTok chick's deadlift video, and they're over there doing curls, curling like tans. What's the gym that brands itself as like a judgment-free zone? Is that Planet Fitness? Yeah.

Planet Fitness. Okay. Yeah. Shouts to Johnny Swole. He calls out all these people that make you mad. And I actually enjoy his videos. What's the premise there for johnny swole so what you know i talked about earlier like the genre of tiktoks or that makes

fun of these people who are really entitled in gyms yeah he will just respond to the videos and just talk about how inappropriate their behavior is and just tells people to be better and he's jacked like he's a big gym guy good he's johnny swole i appreciate yeah you can't call yourself johnny swole if you're not jack he's swole yeah certified wait joey not johnny if he got if you if his whole bit was like getting stung by bees and stuff he could also call himself that but um i think it's a proper protocol if you're gonna record yourself in a gym you'd watch it though just one dude just getting continuously stung by bees never mind well no go ahead i'm just sneaking in never mind what what dylan come on man just walk right over my shit it's all right we're fine what oh i mean you just

watched coyote peterson he just gets stung by wasps and bees he did the murder hornet i hate the guys i hate that just like just holding their arm down there don't don't just take the most aggressive swig of bingo dude we just finished off my bingo we rattled this cage no it's just here just cool cool off over there dylan cool off over there i want to i want to tell our listeners about our friends over at rocket cart okay okay a lot of our listeners out there you're right in the right in the age range of buying a home right now what if i told you get a little more help buying a home? What if every dollar you spend could bring you closer to your next home? The Rocket Visa Signature Card is the first credit card designed for home ownership. With the Rocket Visa Card, you can make your next home a reality with your everyday

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X. Read it like it's written. X gonna give it to you. Are we freaking with being able to make your likes private? Apparently it's a subscriber thing now. I know some public figures who need to turn this feature on. Any in particular? Several.

No one jumps out. Did Teddy Ballgame? What did he do? Did he like one? What was the Ted Cruz? Ted Cruz liked porn on 9-11. Whoa, was it on 9? Ted Cruz liked porn on 9-11. Whoa, was it on 9-11? It was on 9-11, yeah.

Unless the tweet that I saw this past 9-11 was not correct. Everyone grieves differently. It was, yeah. I mean, yeah, if you're going to distract yourself, 9-11's not the worst day to do it. I just wouldn't do it from your Twitter account. Yeah. Old people don't know how Twitter works.

They don't know that that stuff's public. I'm old. They see a... That's not what people just walk around saying yeah they do i'm just liking racist tweets on twitter is this available right now uh i don't know yes i believe so but it's for um subscribers paid subscribers yeah clarify, it was on 9-11, because here's a tweet that says, it's the anniversary of Ted Cruz jerking it to incest porn on 9-11. I don't know if that's been proven,

but that is what this tweet says. Is it the actual brother-sister? Probably not. There's a genre that's apparently quite popular. Are they in love at least? For probably 15 minutes. Okay. But yes, Ted would benefit from this.

You know what? If you were thinking about running for office or currently in office, go ahead and sign up for X Blue or whatever they're fucking calling it. I can finally go back and like that Bendy tweet that I love so much. Yeah. Do you have it bookmarked? Mm-hmm.

Do you think Mr. Bendy saw it, bookmarked, and was like, oh, that's nice. Got one. Someone's thinking about me. Yeah. Someone's going to come back to this.

I've never bookmarked a tweet. Not once. I don't think I know how to do it. I started bookmarking things because people have started talking about it. And it's fine. It's fine. Whenever I save things, I always think I'll go back and look at them.

Newsflash. I don't. I bookmarked some Instagrams before. Oh, I'm sure you have. No, not sexy ones. I do it on Instagram all the time time multiple times a day i save things on instagram but like i always do it on new york times to like save save an article to read later like oh i don't have time right now but i'll definitely read this later i've probably read

one percent of the articles i've saved later it's just not something i do yeah but like i don't even think you need people can't see your bookmarks right no because i went into my bookmarks the other day and like the two tweets that i had bookmarked were clearly like mistakes and they were just really meh lame tweets from people do you want to know the name of the video that ted cruz twitter account liked you know what you know like the person like the the person inside me doesn't want to know, but I have to know. Dick for two. A 30-minute film from Miami-based production company Reality Kings.

In the video, porn star Corey Chase walks in on a couple, Bruce Venture and Casey Jordan, mid-coitus on her white couch. Instead of throwing these hornballs out of her house, she decides to hide just of sight and make balls out of her house she decides just to hide just of sight and make the most of an awkward situation what happens next how do we know the coitus was mid by the way that's a vice callum shout out to real yeah real definitely real it's a real one dick for two it's kind of a give up name no it's not great i think they've run out of creative titles for these videos at this point

oh yeah yeah i don't know i'm not gonna sign up for this so just be careful what you're liking what if you run for public office then will you hide your likes oh man i have to delete the servers why don't these people just put likes do not mean endorsements yeah bio that's all you gotta do today dude boy there is nothing more uncool than when people thought that they're important enough to put that in their bio oh gosh it's like oh okay just because i i thought you retweeted that because you were endorsing it but i looked at your bio you weren't yeah i checked and no it was right there you you were clearly putting it on the tl for a different reason cool that's awesome now you can go back to

your uh accounting job damn shout out shout out to the account yeah why are you talking about hey blaine what's up man it's a It's a fine career path. It is fine. Very fine. I don't know how to transition from the story that we just talked about. It's a great point. To what we're about to talk about. So I'm just going to bounce past the rock Dave's way, out Dave way. Randy, so this doesn't jump right into the next one. Can you just give us like 10 seconds on your weekend?

I mean, this is kind of like a transition that's nice man awesome so interesting few days around the Ruff household. Up around Southwest Dallas way. Up Duncanville. My family, my parents. Got a call Thursday or Friday. I believe it was Friday from my mom. Letting me know that she had got an interesting call. Um, she got a call. Oh, about 11 AM Friday morning. Um,

from my sister saying that she had been in a car accident and broke her nose quite serious. And I'm hearing this. I'm like, Oh no, that's awful. And then my mom's like yeah and then this happened down in Lancaster no Lancaster way yeah little off I-20 I was like why was she my sister works in uh East Dallas Lakewood area like why would she be in Lancaster that's weird and she's like well funny you say. It wasn't actually your sister. My parents, someone tried to scam my parents using my sister's voice that they clearly got from recording it from her answering like an unknown call or something. And they ran it through

software, AI maybe, and they generated her voice, called my parents, and tried to say that they needed to send her $15,000 to avoid going to jail. Which doesn't make any sense. No. If you have any knowledge of civics and how that would work, the turnaround time to where you're already posting bond and whatnot just doesn't't add up good first of all good on your mom and your parents for not falling for this and picking up on the red flags because this will get a lot of people maybe not actually people that talk like maybe they won't send over 15 grand right away but it's like okay how can i make how can i help the situation all right we'll start with a thousand we'll go from there you know that's i didn't know they were taking our voices yeah i i'd actually seen i think a 60 minutes or something like a year ago and as my mom's telling me this

that's what popped into my head because i'm like there's no way if like something serious happened my mom would just jump into it like this so i'm immediately thinking okay someone tried to scam them yeah yeah they can get your use your voice and with ai like make it say whatever they want it to say it's pretty wild it doesn't probably doesn't sound perfect at this point but good enough to to trick people my mom's got your nose broken that it's you never know what it might sound like oh i didn't even think about that that's a good um dude if they're a little bit if yeah that's a nice man gotta hand it to them older folks um were are already pretty vulnerable when it comes to scams like this and this is before

like the ai stuff has become a thing now they're like what the fuck do i even do like imagine if like you're just you know moving in a new place and want to get a coffee table and you found a deal is it a table made of coffee or is it a one that like you put stuff on top still not really sure the person just told it we didn't really make probably just made of wood okay you can't know until someone explains it though right so yeah that that is uh that is really scary that's why they say don't answer unknown calls i i said that i asked my mom i was like did y'all answer those you know wasn't but wasn't trying to judge but my mom said her like the doctor's offices that call her are all like unavailable numbers i'm like well they gotta fix that because whatever you're unavailable i only answer known calls that's the thing about will i refuse to answer anything that's not

it's a crazy world out there man be so easy for one of these dudes to take our voice from this podcast and just make us sound exactly like we sound and then call our parents and just get them taken for all our money absolutely you gotta have like a code word like if you're really in trouble what would yours be hypothetically uh i don't want to release that okay hypothetically though pizza it's good man what's yours um b, man. What's yours? Bing bong. What's yours? Yes, chef.

Ooh. Okay. I like that. All right. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So glad they didn't get scammed.

Shout out to my mom and dad. Got a call last night from my dad about 7 45 my dad saw a uh ufo or uap as they're now called but uap still it that feels a little bit like um saying bruschetta what does uap stand for again uh what is it i don't know aerial phenomenon oh yeah that's what it is that's just we're getting broader and broader with how we identify these things like at what point are we just like yeah i saw some shit in the sky that didn't need a rebrand yeah uap no we're still i'm sticking with ufo i am too sticking with ufo uap is too broad well he called me he's like so i was in the backyard it's very it's we've had nice weather it's been cooler not cool but you know it's it's go sit outside weather and not

immediately uh sweat your dad was actually telling me about this comedy saw last week with their clear weather had a great view of it dude the info he had about this comment was awesome stuff yeah dylan did you see that comment last week uh we had cloud cover the entire week i posted on my tl yeah dave saw i don't find it i don't think you did dave way i don't think you did you should have come down dave way the cloud cover extended to south austin believe it or not that's craig way's brother dave dave way daddy's brother 10 people. Dave Way. Danny's brother, too. 10 people. 10 people liked it. Okay. Yeah. 20 people.

Yeah. He said he was outside. He said it was, sun was still out, but it was going down and saw a light. And he said the star, it was too bright for the stars to be out, whatever. So he saw something and he's like, that's interesting. And he did what any dad would do. Went and got his binoculars. Swag.

Fucking love that. Swag. What'd he see? Looked up, saw this stationary light, and he told me through the binoculars he could see what he dubbed a vapor coming off the top of it. You sure it wasn't Bull Bear? That'd be so sick if your dad just saw Bull Bear in the air tossing clouds. He'd probably like that. Making it harder to see. She's a very attractive woman.

And it was stationary from what he could tell. So he kept watching it. This is where it gets really weird. Said it split into four and the four pieces just went down, didn't fly off or anything.

You do see that sometimes with you ufo sightings i think the one that i told you about the michigan one the west from the 90s on that unsolved mysteries that one split dave i can't i'm not legally allowed to talk about that on there okay sorry delete that randy have you guys checked uh local news uh chat boards i've been checking i checked next door i checked twitter did you holler at that next door? I don't know if I can search next door up there, but if there's a way to do that. Anyway, he called my sister, and he said, my sister lives East Dallas. Go outside. Look out to the southwest or whatever.

See if you see this. And she went out, and she did see it. She did not have binoculars. She could just see the light. She thought it was a satellite. Did she get her phone? Did she get her phone out? and she did see it. She did not have binoculars. She could just see the light. She thought it was a satellite. Did she get her phone out? She got her phone out, tried to take a pic, didn't register. Like Dan?

Like Dan. It was Dan and Bo Bear just vaping. Dan Register, folks. Yeah, it's a friend of the show. So my dad called me, and he was excited. excited but he's like yeah i just saw him my dad was in the air force um to my knowledge it's the first ufo he's seen we don't really ever talk about ufos so it's like whoa this is not what i expected quite the eventful weekend up at the uh cost you could have got men in black at one point true true interesting all of us could have we just wouldn't know is that is that tommy lee jones tiktok meme thing is that from men in black or he's walking back i think that's men in black

too maybe i don't know it is do your impression of what it is uh if you're strong enough yeah that's all good job randy dude randy went crazy with that dude that's a killer tlj of what it is. If you're strong enough. Yeah. That's the one. Good job, Randy. Dude, Randy went crazy with that. Dude, that's a killer TLJ. Thank you. Randy, I updated the rundown to reflect your weekend and fun at 5750.

Dave, I've also updated this to reflect stories from your family at 58 minutes. Thank you. Yep. That's great that there's a little separator there. Yeah, so if anyone out there

is trying to listen to Randy's weekend and fun, just go back to 5750. You should have that. Thank you. Yep. That's great that there's a little separator there. Yeah, so if anyone out there is trying to listen to Randy's Weekend of Fun, just go back to 5750. You should have that. It was a riot. Hey, if anybody saw anything, say something. I want to know. Hit me up. Cool.

I want to see video of this thing, man. Someone out there got it. I'm trying to think what it could have been. Maybe he saw it. I was like, is it possibly Starlink? But Starlink doesn't do that. That's just like a long line of yeah then it's moving quickly yeah and then stationary i was like is it a satellite re something re-entering but like if it you know it burns up upon re-entry i don't think it would have i don't know man do you think there's any possibility it was 10 million fireflies you wouldn't believe your eyes yeah i don't think he would have even

told me about it he wouldn't have believed it yeah it's true it's crazy to think about that might have been that f-35 oh shit it might have been that punt second time that's been referenced by me shout out to me i'm cool that's all i got if it was the punt that would be so sick. Still in the sky. Just got up in that jet stream. Hasn't come down. I think it did come down, though, in that game.

I don't know, man. Sounds like you weren't watching. Do we know if it was actually that one? I think so, yeah. Was that Wyoming? I don't think it left the stadium. I don't know who they were playing. Quite a punt, though.

Big punt energy. Big punt. Are we talking about these autonomous cars today? Oh, I kind of forgot about the autonomous cars. Or are we going to punt that for the next episode? Dude, so we were driving home the other night from dinner. We were going through campus because we were famously at a restaurant that was on the other side of campus.

And I looked up, and there's just like a fleet of these things in front driving in front of us and i was like oh no not these fucking waymo cars well then i go on twitter later and there's just this dude from from the ut campus tweeting out videos of these things just like stuck on a road all together dylan you had a run-in with the waymost this. I saw them for the first time. I said you were trying to get some Waymos. I think it may have been a different company though. I don't know if it was Waymo or something else. No one's saying Waymos.

I just got to correct Will here. I first saw it and I thought it was a Google car because it has what looks like all the cameras on top. But it wasn't. It was autonomous. I'm just so tripped out by the no driver thing still. Dude, I hate it. It's weird. I don't like it.

It's just weird. When I was there, there were about six of them all in a line, and we needed to merge to get into the turning lane. So suddenly we were just in the middle of all of them. We were surrounded. And, like, there's just something uncomfortable knowing that there's all these moving things around you with no one in them. All of these cars were completely empty. It is so weird. I just, oh yeah, these are called something else.

Like rattlesnake and jelly donuts. The cruise one right there. So I might just be calling them Waymos because that's what I saw in San Francisco and I'm just like calling them out. The cruise one right there, the red car, those are the ones I saw. I saw about three or four of them. Why does it say rattlesnake?

I think that they have different names for each one. Like this car is rattlesnake, this one's jelly donut. Oh, so instead of like looking for like the license plate number you're looking for jelly donut so instead of like larry's coming to pick you up it's rattlesnake's coming to pick you so this is all just to blind us from the fact that we're sitting in a driverless vehicle all right question would you dial this up on the app and hop inside let it take you somewhere i'm not anywhere near close to doing it i i would if it was down the street on a low MPH street. I'm still not ready. I'm not going highway.

A 25-mile-an-hour car accident can still throw your ass. Right, but I'm not getting on the highway in this thing. You know what I mean? What if it just starts going for the highway? Doors locked. You're on a bus with a bunch of other people. That's a good question. Can you, like, cancel a ride?

Like, please pull over. Let me out. Because I don't feel comfortable with this. I would hope so. But like. So it's just causing problems? Yeah, they're just getting stuck everywhere in Austin. That's so many vehicles.

It's so many vehicles. It's not ready for the streets yet. Your girl's not ready for the streets yet. Yeah, I don't. Yeah, maybe. You're probably right. I don't know what're probably right i don't know what that means i don't know what that means uh the streets are talking yeah she's from the streets man this is uh big city problems man would traffic be worse like would you rather be in a an car, in a line of autonomous cars stuck, or in an Uber with like another – an actual human driving?

Probably no driver. Also, these things stop really abruptly. I don't know if you noticed that. Someone pulled up to a red light and it was – it went slow, slow, slow, and then it just – Yeah, see. And like jolted the car. No. It even says in the car like may stop

abruptly i'm not even like yeah i don't even want this in my own car like i'm not i'm at the point where i'm not looking forward to having like driving help i just want to do it myself there's just i don't see a scenario where this just works seamlessly because you're trusting a computer at the end of the day and a lot of you know human judgment goes into driving you know what he has to do the thing that proof you're not a robot it's like click all the bikes like is it true that we're actually telling these things what is on the road i think it's actually like test like i think that's part of the equation i had to do that setting up my uh gaming pc the other day i feel like that's a myth i'm not sure wow randy's just doing anything don't bring up his game i'll do some research on it i have i have built a gaming pc and i actually

experienced this the other day whilst scrolling famously not a robot i had to reinstall the fans the cooling system i do i got a liquid cooling system. Do you guys know anyone that's actually taken these yet? No. I've never seen anyone in the car. Not just the driver. I haven't seen a passenger. Yeah, the six that we saw, every single one of them was totally empty. To the person that drove us home's credit,

we did intentionally try to merge in between them to see if they would let us. Did they? Yeah. Really? Well, if it didn't that would be a red flag it'd be like well what am i supposed to do like these cars aren't letting me in and they're self-driving yeah i just don't trust this shit man no it freaks me out freaks

me out i don't fully trust teslas all the time people are like people are like but yeah it's they're only in this one area like it's gonna be fine you're only this one area i'm like it's a red flag to me that they won't leave this one area yeah like if anything i want them to be fine. You're only in this one area. I'm like, it's a red flag to me that they won't leave this one area. Yeah. If anything, I want them to be like, no, it's everywhere now. It's totally fine. Everything's safe. But no, we're isolating it to this tiny little area just in case something goes wrong. And it's a college campus where if a kid gets hit, no one's going to notice.

They'll just call him drunk or something. Somebody will notice. No, no. I actually saw, Dylan, you didn't tell me you took one remember i saw you though no i don't want you i was you were stuck and you're in the back seat and i was waving at you and you wouldn't wave back and i could tell you're trying to lift your arms but like they weren't working correctly what was going on there yeah when you were waving your arm was just totally lit people are gonna hook up in these though oh yeah big time probably vape too probably gonna

drink hook up maybe put on the beetlejuice soundtrack heavy petting it's good it's good thank you well i mean are we doing beach boy uh we're doing a number of things yeah just try to workshop some bits before we get out of here I gotta pee so bad hey I'm thinking about trying to run back that sandwich place with Brett today you gonna give another shot? I'm removing myself from that equation

the menu looks really good I want to fucking try it I might just go the cook got back with Brett if there was a place that you could read about this I want to fucking try. I might just go. The cook got back with bread? If there was a place that you could read about this happening, where would you find that? Washed Weekly.

The newsletter, Substack. What's the URL? We're kind of like the first outlet to have a newsletter. No one's ever done it. Very early on it. Where would you go to get it, Dylan? How do you sign up? Newsletter.com. Washed.substack.com newsletters.com folks here's my sub stack folks

go to wash to newsletters in your inbox.com these cars are running on adrenochrome oh man all right how are you supposed to grip grain if it drives itself good point you bring your own grain you just bring your own steering wheel who who plugs these little fuckers in when they need to charge they're probably employees it just goes back to the hub mo uh you can go back to the hub. Mo. You can go back to the hub. Mo does it. Dick for two.

Who? Mo. The bartender from the Simpsons. All right, let's go. Scott, you complete me. Hey, guys, me, Mo. you