Circling Back - The Natty, Killer Elephants, & Abella Danger | Circling Back 1-20-26

Episode Date: January 20, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:04 Ranchos and metal ranchos All right, we're back Tuesday morning Circling Back podcast, my name is Dave. Welcome to the show. Producer Randy. Hi, Dave. Hi.
Starting point is 00:00:32 How you doing? You know, that's just a elite sweatshirt. It's the party gecko. It glows in the dark, too. That's so cool. Nothing surprising about that, dude. Do you have a black light? home I have a flashlight that could be a black light yes like it's got like a transitional lens
Starting point is 00:00:51 yeah it goes from regular to dim to black light to lantern what would you use the black light on a flashlight for uh for hunting scorpions is that right what because they have a glow yeah scorpions that they're fluorescent when you yeah look it's good you had it bad for I forgot about the scorpion infestation. Do we got a major scorpion deal out at the ranch, man? Checks out. There have been times where I've seen like 50 dead ones in my room at one time. That's too many.
Starting point is 00:01:27 Yeah. I've never been stung. I've only seen them living alive a couple of times. Just, you know, standard scorps. You know, about like that. Yeah. I would imagine they're pretty bad right now because we haven't had to. that first uh we haven't had a hard freeze yet oh buddy you just wait but i'm just saying
Starting point is 00:01:49 they're probably thriving out there yeah i don't know maybe probably uh but yeah but you want know the real reason is because black light like the uv light really works well for making things glow in the dark glow in the dark so glow tape on the disc golf tape that's when i did to glow rounds with j bone that's why i got it so that i could play disc golf with jaybone in the dark times at night. Sorry, ladies. He's taken. Yep.
Starting point is 00:02:20 Sorry. Did you ever flash that black light, flashlight over your bed on the floor, on the wall? We're good. Are you? Yeah. Okay. You want me to bring it in and start. He's the party gecko.
Starting point is 00:02:34 He's the party gecko. He is the party gecko. Sorry, examining you guys for ectoplasm. Here's the guy they call El Slopo, Dylan Shivery. Yes, they do call me El Slopo. And if you follow me on Twitter at D. Shibbery, you'll see a good example of some just premium slop, just A-plus slop from our friends at the Pleasant Mart. Check it out. Now, I'm happy to be here, man.
Starting point is 00:02:59 I watched the video you were gassing up yesterday. First of all, it's like a minute 18. It's about 40 seconds longer than it needs to be. I really feel like you are the symbol of. of an empire and decline. You are what is going to end American civilization. People like you who love slop. Okay.
Starting point is 00:03:22 I'm celebrating the AI that is just making meaningless, dumb, funny videos. Meanwhile, it's out here taking jobs from people. I don't celebrate that, David. That wasn't exactly a good argument for what you're doing. I enjoy the lighter side of AI, the slop part. You enjoy the slop, but you enjoy the slop, but you're doing. while you do recognize the jobs that the slop is taking. Of course.
Starting point is 00:03:48 So you tip your cap to those affected, but you're like, you know what, the slop is good. I like to slop. What are you going to do? I'll tell you what AI can't do. I can't have woted takes about cold weather football. I'll tell you that much. Okay. We're doing a lot.
Starting point is 00:04:01 I don't even know why that was. Your job is safe, Dylan. How could anyone think that's a woated take? Very easily. Why? Because what you are, okay, you didn't advocate for, but what you said you prefer, is, I guess, I'm going to assume you meant just playoff time. I didn't say I prefer.
Starting point is 00:04:19 What were you saying? I'm just saying it, the cold weather takes like the truest results of a football game. It mitigates it, I think, when all abilities are scaled back a bit because of the conditions. So it's like, you don't like the variable as the weather. I love the, I made it very clear, cold weather football is my favorite. I made that very clear. I love snow on the field. I'm just saying that cold weather, the later in the season it gets, in other words,
Starting point is 00:04:52 the more important the football gets later in the season because it's playoffs, we have the colder weather. I know, but you see how people are thinking you're advocating for, like, dome games. We've all been there. Well, I'm not advocating for that. I hate you. I don't like dome games. I didn't want to dig too much into this. But what was kind of the point, though?
Starting point is 00:05:09 Are you saying that, like, it means less? Like, no, and it doesn't mean less. It just, the results of a football game in extreme weather conditions are a little skewed, a little skewed. Having said that. Not indicative necessarily of the talent on each roster. Yes. Having said that, I don't want any changes because I love cold weather. Isn't it a sign of a talented roster if they can adapt to that? Sure. Sure. And if it was a cold weather SEC game, would it mean more? Okay, Randy? No. You know what? Football Randy's, last two weeks, Randy's become ball guy. I also have a ball guy.
Starting point is 00:05:47 We'll talk. What I really hate is college games that are played in NFL domes. That is the worst. Like every SEC championship is played at the Mercedes-Benz, whatever it's called in Atlanta. I hate that. I really do. What do you think about high school games that are played in NFL domes
Starting point is 00:06:03 and you're watching your team lose right in front of you like David had to? Wow. okay i'm not gonna touch that one i'll let you have you can take take that one dave i don't know i just remember hearing dave talk about how defeated was watching the reception in front of him i find that quite fun it was it was i said it was it was very sad watching high school kids lose on a hell mary it was you know seniors a lot a lot of some of them sad so last time they're gonna play football and you're like ooh i kind of wish i wasn't here like front road for that like literally on the sideline the show Harrison for the sideline pass um god that was like seven years ago this guy were you
Starting point is 00:06:46 working for us then what were you doing no mate no seven years ago when you told it i might have been sitting in this chair but i don't know i got some football takes oh man you're gonna have to host to those folks if you want to fast forward match that button like three times four times if you're live, go ahead and give this a like. There you go. We've got circling back on touching bass this afternoon. I've been told that we've got
Starting point is 00:07:13 some killer audio that we're going to listen to. Did you confirm with Will the Freeze? I sent him a Slack. He never responded to it. Well, you did send the Slack though. I did. So... It's going to be a banger. Voicemails last week, banger. Voice mails this week, banger. Now, next Tuesday,
Starting point is 00:07:30 that is house party week that entire episode is going to be house party talk it's going to be emails from y'all davidwashmedia.com if you'd like to write your story in you can hit the pipeline 888 618484422 you can leave a house party story there or just a regular voicemail that will play on listener voicemails which always drops on friday but yeah we've got a lot of content
Starting point is 00:07:58 this isn't the stream room we're not watching the movie House Party. No, I'm not opposed to that, though. Kid and play. Let's go. We could probably get one or both. Anyway. Dylan Shivery.
Starting point is 00:08:15 You already intro. Yeah, I know, but I want to let you run it back because you got kind of thrashed by a ball and over here. Dude, I'm all boned out today. Just straight up boned out. Do we ever read? I don't think so, but I'm boned out. Just added value from my friends.
Starting point is 00:08:27 Do we have any upcoming? Because like, no one's going to ever be more boned out than Dylan. I'm just totally boned out. This is a rag and bone top to bottom, folks. Jaybone could never. No, absolutely not. No. Do you think he could?
Starting point is 00:08:43 What if he got sponsored by then? He'd be so, you'd do well hard. He would go hard. He's the only person that rivals you for, like, content produced when an opportunity is given. Jaybon. That's him. Let's just get right into it. But we got a shout out to our friends poncho, poncho outdoors, particularly.
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Starting point is 00:10:44 10 minutes for me to be like, you know what? I'm really happy this game is tonight. I'm back in. Yeah. I wasn't footballed out from the weekend like I thought I was going to be. Although I did want the game to, I thought it was going to be a blowout. I did say that probably on this show. I thought Indiana was going to run away with it because they're much better. Shout to Miami put up a great effort. I was kind of wanting it to be a blowout so I could watch Landman, but it wasn't. It was a really good game. It was a fun game. It was a game in which the stars really played like stars. You know, he had Malachi Tony making big plays. Ruben Bain was all over the place. Their other, Messador, I think, is the other end on that, or edge, I guess they call it now. Miami,
Starting point is 00:11:26 he had a couple sacks. Special teams showing up. Rosa didn't really light up the stats, but he had a very, very memorable all-time play. On 4th and 5, the quarterback draw, which was a ballsy call when they're already up three points. In my head, I was like, this would be a good time for that. And he did it. Big nut play. Big nut call. He did the old dive and reach for the goal line, and you're kind of holding your breath.
Starting point is 00:11:56 He spins out of a tackle and just, yeah, it was sick. Yeah, that'll be, as far as like, lasting images from college football in the last like five years or so, like, that's, that's one. That's one that you'll be seeing for a long, long time, Randy. Randy, a long, long time for IU football. I'll just say it. I'll just say it. Congrats to IU. I'm happy.
Starting point is 00:12:22 My friends are happy. Whatever. I like Mendoza. I do like Mendoza. So I'm fine with that. You're not happy. Your friends are happy. I've never been happy for a friend when they're.
Starting point is 00:12:30 their team. Say it. Say the truth. I'm no, no, no. I said, I'm happy that my friends are happy. I don't say I'm happy why they're happy. I'm just happy that my friends are happy. That's why they're happy. Well, I like my friends being having good lives and being happy. Oh, you're a better man than I am, I guess. I like all my friends are broke. I prefer them being happy for another reason, but I'm just happy they're happy. I like it. My friends are all on smack. I like it when my friends are sports miserable, just like I am. My Houston friends. That's what I like. Well, see, maybe Purdue will win in basketball. Probably not.
Starting point is 00:13:00 But do we make? That's awesome, man. What do we make of Carson Beck's legacy? Tough way to end it, but he was, I got to say, I do look at it different when a buddy of mine in my Houston friend's group text was like, dude, I would take Beck over C.J. Stroud right now. And I go, dude, I bet Beck is like older than C.J. Stroud. He's like 10 months younger.
Starting point is 00:13:24 He's not, he's 23, C.J. Stroud is 24. And I was like, it's just weird. I think they're in the same recruiting class, though, no? That sounds right. Yeah, I think so. But what I'm saying is, like, it is a little bit skewed that he is that much older. But he did, he had a great year. So Carson Beck.
Starting point is 00:13:41 He lost a lot of games for them. I'm sorry, the only games they lost kind of came down to him making a bad play. Remember when he injured his shoulder? Yeah. It was against Texas in the SEC championship game. And that was kind of, that was the end, obviously, of his time at Georgia, really. And he came back and had obviously a really good season at Miami. He got a 10 seed to the to the Natty.
Starting point is 00:14:05 His, so his NFL stock as a prospect, I mean, he was like considered number one overall pick in 2024. Or like not like the runaway, but he's like in discussion of being number and overall pick. Because he's quarterback with a big arm, played for a big program, winning quarterback. And then obviously he had a very, by his standard. It's poor 2024, came back this year, had a great season. It's the big moment interceptions that are his downfall. That's a ball that doesn't need to be thrown. There's safety help, and he under threw it.
Starting point is 00:14:41 It was just a bad. That's kind of what he does. I feel on, dude, what I was having fun watching all night was just like the sixth technique. I loved watching like the sixth technique. I was watching, I watched the film room last night. What is the sixth technique? If you don't know. I don't.
Starting point is 00:14:58 Yeah, then it's like, that's probably not a conversation we need that. Care to explain it? Yeah, I'll explain it to you off camera. Okay. I watched film room the whole time because I saw Gundy was leading it and I was like, I got to see. And they were cooking, dude. But it was fun watching them. Now, there was some production issues with like they would be, they'd come back from commercial on some big plays and they'd be like, oh yeah, I'm going to go up here.
Starting point is 00:15:23 Not the whiteboard, but to the screen. I'm going to show you guys what happened on that last play. Meanwhile, in like a tiny box in like the left side of the screen, there's like a fourth and five or something like a key play in the game. And I'm like, y'all should probably go to that. Probably switch to the big play. I should probably just switch back over to the main feed. But Herb Street, I've had enough Herbie for one year. Yeah, that was fun.
Starting point is 00:15:45 When it was 10 nothing, I was kind of like, okay, this is going to be one of those games where like it's not going to be a total blowout, but it's never going to be close. And I was wrong. But it was sick. You had a pump block. Yeah. So Kurt Signetti, you know, this is only his second year at Indiana. Yeah. That is to do what he did with Indiana of all programs in just two years is it's like people
Starting point is 00:16:10 are trying to, they're studying his ways and trying to duplicate it now. He's just kind of like rewriting the book on how to put a team to a roster together. Took a lot of guys from the portal from lesser schools, some might say. And I got to say, Kirk Herb Street, if you're listening, I was getting notifications that my,
Starting point is 00:16:30 my Texas State Bobcats got a little shout out. I was like, oh, cool. I wonder if you're shouting out GJ or something. So I went back and rewinded it and found that clip of him shouting out.
Starting point is 00:16:41 And they were, he's like, oh, he got these guys, got JMU guys. He's like, and even from, he said,
Starting point is 00:16:45 did he say lesser schools? The way he said Texas State, I didn't really care for. I didn't like how he said Texas State. Kent State. You put too much stank on the state part.
Starting point is 00:16:56 It was almost like we'd like discuss that he had to even say the words. Yeah. But yeah. So he's put together a team of guys that think something like 65% of the starters on that team are transfer guys. I didn't realize Mendoza was denied a walk-on ability at Miami, which is delicious. Who was the coach there? Was it, it wasn't Cristobal then? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:17:21 No. Well, maybe Christobal's been there for. about four years. Okay. Either way. He came over from Oregon and yeah, about 20, 22, 23, somewhere in there. I don't know. Either way.
Starting point is 00:17:39 Yeah, that's where he wanted to play. Both his parents went to Miami, if I recall from the broadcast, they said. Right. Yeah. A lot of connections. His aunt. I don't know if his aunt lives there. A lot of people really like to point out his aunt.
Starting point is 00:17:52 I don't know. I don't really understand why. She looks like a nice lady. You know that his brother's also on the... I just learned that last night. He just hit the portal. He did hit the portal. He hit the portal.
Starting point is 00:18:00 He's like, I'm out of air. Thanks for the ring, brother. The Mendoza postgame interviews must see TV. He's a lecture. He's a just a likable dork. He really is. He's just an alpha. He's a likable alpha dork.
Starting point is 00:18:16 Yeah. The rare combination. You must hate that. That the dorks are alpha now. I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm an ally of the dork No, you're not You're not
Starting point is 00:18:28 I like dorks No, you don't You don't read dungeons And what's the thing you read? Dungeon Crawl or Carl Which I actually have some fans Some fans in the chat right now That we're chopping up
Starting point is 00:18:37 Because it's just supposed to be like this basic guy He was a part of Coast Carno But when I think of dungeon I always think of like Fantasy and land And I don't think of someone named Carl That's the point
Starting point is 00:18:50 It's great It's a comedy book Okay It's like the conion Yeah, it's not like a high fantasy. It's pretty good. Who, who, Hoosiers. That's fun.
Starting point is 00:19:02 Okay, first of all, that's not how it goes. How's it go? I'm not going to do it. Come on. Tell me, when I explain six techniques to Dylan. No way I'm going to do it. No. You can explain that to me.
Starting point is 00:19:11 No. Yeah, I don't know. Carson Beck. I don't know what to do with him. I don't either. I mean, I'm not mortgaging the, I'm not trading up to get Carson Beck. He'll get drafted a third round. That's my first.
Starting point is 00:19:25 projection. Ooh. Because he's got tools, man. He's got a big arm. He's played a lot of high-level football. I know. A lot of experience. A lot of experience.
Starting point is 00:19:33 I'm going to make this about Quinn. That's crazy. He's got more raw tools than Quinn does, though. I think. Quinn's really like that. Quinn had one really good star for the Dolphins. Quinn throws great, short, and intermediate passes. Well, we know Beck does.
Starting point is 00:19:52 Dude, Carson Peck's got a huge arm, but man, he just can't stop throwing it in traffic in big moments. It's, it's tough to watch. Yeah, I mean, could have been the win. I don't know why you went, didn't go for it on fourth. Randy's really, yeah, you're really questioning. When it comes to football, the thing that like close games like that, I fixate on-clock management in the end of the game because like football, basketball, like, it gets to the end. It's just foul, foul, foul. It's like, where's the strategy? There's so
Starting point is 00:20:18 much more strategy in football of like, when are you going to do the time out? Are you going to be able to get, you know, throw a ball and get out of bounds? Are you going to be able to get to the line and spike the ball and give up like a down? It's, I find that aspect so like, so interesting. So to see like, they become, coaching has become much more aggressive the last few years, uh, as far as like going for it. And like in that situation, like, okay, we win, we get this first down and game. Games over. Yeah. So like, I, you not going forward on fourth there in Miami not going forward and forth at the end of the first. That was bad. I just, I didn't understand. That was, that was, that was weird, especially since Crystal Ball had gone for it previously in their own territory on a
Starting point is 00:20:58 fourth and short. Whatever. Yeah. So I thought the game was going to come down to the thick kicker. And I was really worried for him because he's the one who doinked one, right? We had a very vicious doink. We had a doink. I don't want it to come down.
Starting point is 00:21:14 I hate it when it comes down to a kicker. I don't have confidence in. If it's a game I've got really no rooting interest in, I'm like, dude, I hate it when a kicker lose it because it's like this this fucking guy lost it i know this thick boy he had nothing to do with any other results in the game up until that point and suddenly hey guess what dude you are the most important person on the field right now but arguably they do have something to do because you're playing strategy is like if your kicker's good or not you're you're calling plays based on that a little bit so it's like they do affect the game more than just the actual kick but uh didn't come down to
Starting point is 00:21:50 I was a little nervous when after the interception, guy rips his helmet off. You're like, oh, that's a penalty. They're just going to back him up. So they have to snap the ball twice. They're right there by the goal line. Granted, like a safety doesn't matter, but you're thinking maybe like...
Starting point is 00:22:06 Yeah, but they were up how much by that point? Six. I'm thinking fumble purposes. I'm just like, okay, you're a little close, though. Yeah, yeah. Like if that dude ripping his helmet off, that's a very high school football. I don't mind it.
Starting point is 00:22:19 way to end. It's like, ooh. You know, you know he heard about it from coach, though. You know that's some shit coach. I don't know, man. I think at that moment, you're like, we got this in the bag. I mean, a lot, a lot has to go wrong for that to, for the script to flip there. I don't mind that moment. Fumble.
Starting point is 00:22:34 That's such a, dude, to intercept a ball like that in that moment, like that, that's, he, that's a lifelong moment. The ball, it wasn't even like a good, it was like the worst ball. It was like, it was like, it was terrible. Um, okay. That's really all I've got. I didn't really notice anybody else. Really? Because there's a note here on the rundown.
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Starting point is 00:24:56 And after you purchase, they'll ask where you heard about them. Let them know that circling back podcast is where you heard about it. Not from some Miami fan. You heard about it from circling back podcasts. Thank you, Harry's. All right, now, Dylan, who is this person you pointed out in the group text? I don't know, man. A lot of people are talking about some young lady that was spotted and understand.
Starting point is 00:25:14 No, I don't think I did. You're the first time. I don't think I did. So let's see what her. She's been all over my TL because she's been at every Miami game leading up to this. And she's been getting a lot of run. So that's, I'm not really familiar with her work, but Abella Danger apparently is a porn star. Can you confirm?
Starting point is 00:25:33 We don't say a porn star. Adult film actress. Adult film actress. This guy is not a progressive blade. Pretty sure she's not going to be offended by that. This guy is not a progressive blade. The cameraman for ESPN decided to, uh, going tight.
Starting point is 00:25:48 It was just, they just, they didn't like zoom in on her. But it was, it wasn't like she was just in the crowd shot. It was just her on screen. It was like the camera was like this close to her face. She's a cute young lady. And you know what? If she is truly in danger, is that her birth name? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:26:08 I don't know. A bella. A bella than her. I don't know what her name is. It would be weird if I knew her Christian name. But I predicted in the group chat that she was about to be all over the T.O. Because she was spotted in the at the game. And she's noteworthy.
Starting point is 00:26:27 I wonder if she's met the playmaker. Oh, yeah. I'm sure. Someone tweeted that Carson Beck is dating her. And I'm pretty sure he's not. Will. Better not be. Will, I think Will got McCockenerd or something.
Starting point is 00:26:41 So to speak. Sure. And for the people that's not online, she's more than just a porn star. She's kind of like Mia Khalifa where she's got into the content game. I know Barstool has had her on a lot of podcasts and stuff too. So like she's pretty popular outside. Yeah, she has a big player in the Barstool community. That's true.
Starting point is 00:26:58 Player, player, danger. So like, but it's just insane that they just put her just, like at the end of the game too when like the most heated moments. But 95% of the people watching, there's only 5% that are real beaters. They won't be in one of them apparently. Not a real beater. You recognize this. I'm not a real beater, no.
Starting point is 00:27:16 I don't know. But I, yeah, at D. Carter Ruff on Twitter, I did, I did use her. Yeah, you're, you're kind of going, uh, your certified micro right now, trending toward, you know, probably going to get $10 for that tweet. I don't even think you're going to get that much. I'll get a dollar. I won't get any. I don't even think I have that hooked up.
Starting point is 00:27:36 Yeah, I'm not, I'm not monetized either. Speaking of money, I need to start a cameo. Huh? So, speaking of money, I need to start my cameo. You know your boys got one. So does Dillam. So if you want me to talk to you. if you want like rambling,
Starting point is 00:27:50 I will ramble on a cameo for you. It's like a hundred bucks, Randy. See what happens. See it? Yeah, start out there. But yeah, congrats to IU and congrats to Miami fans, I guess.
Starting point is 00:28:02 How do you think Abela? I know she didn't take the loss. Well, what do you think she went and did after? I think she went to the bar? Went home and curled up with the good book, maybe. I don't know. Didn't she go to class the next day with her? Well,
Starting point is 00:28:15 apparently she's a student at Miami. I don't know if she goes. She said going to class. I don't know if she goes to Miami or not. That's true. Miami a private school? Yes. I think.
Starting point is 00:28:28 I think it is too. Just curious. That's USC being a private school always kind of like. I'm like, wait, what? Large private research university. Yep. Oh. Research in privates, huh?
Starting point is 00:28:43 Come on. Maybe that's what she's majoring in. Let's see. That's taste. Come on. What are you doing? You think you're the party gecko? You think the sweatshirt makes the man?
Starting point is 00:28:53 This guy thinks because he comes in with a sweatshirt that says party gecko, he can make off-color jokes. Glows in the dark, David. Blackie Trumbacky, they call them. I've got a flashlight that actually has a black light in case. I got scorpion hunting with Jaybone. Of course, according to AI overview, apparently, yes, she's studying law at Miami. Okay. Really?
Starting point is 00:29:15 Amy to become an attorney. Does that bother you? A strong young woman becomes an attorney? Why would that bother me? I'm just asking. Kim Kardashian just failed her exam. The bar? The bar.
Starting point is 00:29:29 Cali bar is hard. I'm never taking it. I probably will never take the California bar. I'll take some bars in California. Oh, yeah. Like Xanax? Or are you talking like ice cream bars? Ice cream bars?
Starting point is 00:29:44 Yeah, please clarify. Have you ever had an ice cream snickers? It's so good. Who hasn't? Yeah, of course I have. They're super dope. I'm 41 years old, Haas. Parks loves those.
Starting point is 00:29:55 I've had a fucking ice cream snickers. They're great. They're, they're, I mean, hell, if we're going to talk like frozen, frozen sweets and treats, you can't have that conversation without having the frozen snickers, ice cream snickers. It would go high in the, in the frozen treat. Arguable first round pick. So yes, Randy, I think we've heard of it. Fuck, dude. Sometimes you just ask questions that make me not want to do this anymore.
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Starting point is 00:30:46 their buttery jeans the tailwind crew neck their hoodies all of it and I've got like three sets of swim trunks coming my way hauss I'm only not wearing jeans Dave because I can't wear them
Starting point is 00:31:00 every freaking day you wore them yesterday I try to but you got to put them away at some point we got a sneak peek at their spring line and we got to pick
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Starting point is 00:31:46 Anyway. way. We got a we got animal news and this is occurring over in India. What's going on in India animal news? Well, we should rank animals we would least like to be chased by because I think the animal that's on the loose that has killed 22 people in India. It's probably it's killed 22 people. Yeah. I thought I saw one. Randall?
Starting point is 00:32:23 Do they not know the zigzag escape method? I think this fucking thing is like sneak attacking. Like it in the, like it's just stomping through village. You just out for sport? He's just slaying people, stomping them out. Yeah. You've seen the video of the guy going flying. Getting stomped out.
Starting point is 00:32:41 Okay. Dude, it's bad. You don't want to get stoned. I'm just thinking, I'm thinking of the ways like in which animals can kill us. Obviously, a lot of animals, you know, sharp teeth, get your neck. You'll bleed out, that kind of thing. Sharks. Chimpanzee rips your penis off and chokes you with that.
Starting point is 00:32:54 But an elephant, it's a stomp play. Yeah. That's got to be like the worst, right? They can get you with the tusks. And you're like, ah, damn it. And then they stomp you out as you're on the ground writhing in pain. I've seen enough videos back in my lively days to know that they will stomp your brains in. Like those just straight stomp will play are out.
Starting point is 00:33:16 Yeah. Internal bleeding. Rogue elephant kills. nearly two dozen people in 10-day rampage. Yeah, dude. Oh my God. It's fucking insane. It's way worse than want.
Starting point is 00:33:25 Do we have a video or not that I want to watch a video? We have a video from afar. And 15 people have been injured. It's very sad. I don't really know. To your question, like, I don't. God. I think this is probably the initial encounter where people are at TMZ, of course.
Starting point is 00:33:42 Holy shit. Oh, he's just, he's in, oh my God. Yeah. He just tossed that dude. And now he's stomping it out, I guess. Why don't they, why don't they take it, take it out? They're going to trank it. They're going to put a fucking doorknit's next.
Starting point is 00:34:01 And then, and then what are they going to do with it? You got to just put this thing, you got to just put this thing down for good, I think. I've read that there's a lot of issues there. This is not uncommon around the world, but a lot of encroachment, human encroachment, into elephant territory. And, uh, elephants is just not taking that lightly. Indian elephants are the largest, correct? Correct.
Starting point is 00:34:26 They're bigger than African elephants? I don't know. That's a great question. I think they're big. I think they're smaller. No, I think those are the big Johns out there, out that way. I don't know. It's an interesting question.
Starting point is 00:34:37 Yeah, I just think I would prefer to get, like, chewed to death by a predator, I think. Well, like a bear, like one swipe from a bear. As long as it's, but that's a thing. A bear gets you like in the swipes your guts, you're going to bleed out slowly, painfully, unless it finishes you off. The stopout. But think if it stomps like your torso, it crushes your torso in, you know, because your brain's still functioning and all that for a little bit.
Starting point is 00:35:01 You're just like, you're going to suffoc, you're going to like, your lungs are going to get crushed in. You've got internal bleeding. Internal bleeding. Like, that's a tough way to go. Whatever, whatever puts me down the fastest, this is what I would choose, obviously. This is, that's tough, man. The algo, it hasn't been like this lately.
Starting point is 00:35:22 lately my alga has been jackat old jackass clips which i love big big player right now but there was a time where it was like safari videos and it was just people like in like the you know the land rover whatever it is going out like oh look these fucking elephants and every now in them they catch the wrong elephant and he's like i got to back you off a little bit and like dude they're like throw it in reverse and run after these vehicles and yeah dude it's it's terrifying yeah okay you want Again, though, you got a zigzag. If you were ever in this position, zigzag, sharp angles, David, because they're big animals, they can't turn sharply.
Starting point is 00:36:00 You understand? Yeah. Okay. African elephants are about nine tons and are between three and four meters tall, where Asian elephants are only six tons and at most get three and a half meters tall. Still nuts. Still nuts, though. Still big enough to stomp a player out.
Starting point is 00:36:17 Arguably worse, getting stomped out by the smaller one, because like the bigger one like you're probably done immediately right there's three extra tons that's going to seal the deal what set this thing off though like i you i know elephants can be aggressive but this one's just mowing people down left and right and it's the territory dispute right tell old is time he he finally just said fuck it's not not on my not on my territory not on my turf let's do a little let's do a little search here on twitter see if there's anything new elephant india Damn. This thing, this has been going on since New Year's Day.
Starting point is 00:36:54 I think the Indian village said that they needed that area for military defense. The elephants said no. And then the Indian village opposed tariffs on it. So it's been a whole thing. Okay. Do you understand what he did there? Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:37:12 Yeah. How long has it been going on? Everybody on Twitter is just rooting for the elephant. And I feel like that's like I understand. we grew up liking elephants, but like, come on, 22 people, y'all. Come on, y'all. Have some compassion, y'all. Okay.
Starting point is 00:37:32 Yeah. They're saying it's an abused elephant. So now we're kind of... Don't abuse elephants, man. I don't really know. I've always said that. You know, that's the thing with the news these days. You can't tell what's real and what's fake.
Starting point is 00:37:45 I've always said that AI is a real problem. That's something I've been thinking about how AI is going to affect everything. Unless it's slopping it up. A lot of a safari slop out there. I honestly need to start learning how to do AI video. It's not going anywhere. And like I saw I use coach, like he got put into a scene from airplane the other day. It looks so good.
Starting point is 00:38:13 And people are doing all this now. Like I need to figure out how to do all that stuff for our content purposes. Yeah, you better learn it before party gecko. ain't partying no more. Like I can put you guys in any scene in any movie. You'll just be the gecko. Just saying.
Starting point is 00:38:32 We don't need that. Yeah. I got pleasant, Martin. I'm okay. I don't need anything else right now. You don't want to be a part of the slop? You just want to watch it. Yeah, I just want to watch it.
Starting point is 00:38:40 No, slop him up. Yeah, I want to slap you up. Slop me up. I'll love to be a part of us with Slop. I was born in the slop. Slop on his knob. That's... What are you doing, dude?
Starting point is 00:38:52 David. We already did the abel of it. a dangerous segment. Would you leave her alone? I would like to submit an HR grievance. You come in here. I will take this one seriously. You come in here, denimed out, denim down over here.
Starting point is 00:39:03 I will take this one seriously. And just, just the horniest guy. Me? We get it, dude. Your beater knowledge is like black belt level. I just recognized. You're a black belt beater. I just recognized a young lady that's been all over my T.L.
Starting point is 00:39:18 lately because of Miami's success. Do you just ever drink egg beaters out of the carton? Never done that, no. You know, I've never had just a just down to raw egg before. I did in high school with a beer. Because like that's, we're like, oh, well, yeah, dude. Get it's a protein. Yeah, get six grams and risks almanilla, whatever.
Starting point is 00:39:38 Yeah. Cool, dude, I love risking diarrhea. Sick. Cooking an egg is just so easy. I just end up doing that. You know, I don't do this anymore, but egg whites, adding egg whites to your eggs, it's just like a nice little boost. I don't really fuck with that.
Starting point is 00:39:51 You're already doing cottage cheese. You need to calm down. I'm crazy. I'm crazy. like that. I'm really like that, though. That's true. They're calling me
Starting point is 00:39:59 Davy Danger. Really? Harvey Danger. I don't think that's her given name. Flagpole Cita. Was their hit. Alexis, Texas, also probably not her given name. Ooh.
Starting point is 00:40:17 Oh, that's up. Ooh. You ever do a prairie oyster? You seem excited. What? What? You ever do a prairie oyster? what's that it's a it's a cocktail of sorts i think it's pretty much it's supposed to be like
Starting point is 00:40:32 traditional like hangover remedy it's a raw egg worcestershire sauce uh vinegar and or hot sauce and the ground black pepper that's all it is that's a hangover cure dude i do i love just nuking my colon have you ever had a rocky mountain oyster randy uh which is a bull testicle yes it is fried though but uh cowboy beep pop uh use it drinks prairie oysters and why didn't you answer my question I said I haven't. I have not had a bull testicle. I've had one. I would not be opposed.
Starting point is 00:41:02 It was fine. I'll eat anything twice. It's very unnecessary, I will say. Why are we doing this? Yeah, you don't need to do it. I'd rather just have a chicken strip or a nugget. Fried chicken fried steak, your favorite? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:15 Fried catfish. I'm Miss Ferdinand. Fried shrimp. I'm going to release one of these days. There's more to the statement. I'm going to release my favorite, my favorite Austin. plates because I've been keeping a list in my head and I've got a couple and I'm gonna do share one with us right now. El Alma has a shrimp taco, a fried shrimp taco. I can't believe more
Starting point is 00:41:38 people don't order it. It's a great taco and I'm not even a I'm not a fried shrimp. I love I do like fried shrimp but never like I don't do that with a taco. I love shrimp. I love that place. I never had that dish there day. It's very well done dude. It's a good dish. El Alma's great. Hey, catch me trying it. Catch him. Next time he's trying it. to catch him. Give me that. Well, we'll keep you posted. We're going to continue to monitor. They just need to put this fucker down, man. No, relocate him or her.
Starting point is 00:42:12 Maybe she, maybe this elephant's hungry. Maybe we've got to get that elephant on some factor. That's a good idea. It takes like about two minutes to eat your meal to cook that thing. Such a factor guy. It's unbelievable. Oh, my God. Quality, functional ingredients, lean proteins, colorful veggies, whole food ingredients, healthy fats, no refined sugars, no artificial sweeteners,
Starting point is 00:42:33 no refined seed oils. I mean, dude, what? What? What? What else could I say? How about this? They've got options including high protein, calorie smart Mediterranean diet, GLP1 support and ready to eat salads. I love a ready to eat salad. Quick and easy. 100 rotating weekly meals. They've even got the new muscle pro collection support strength and recovery, Dylan. That sounds great to me. That's something I want to support. We love Factor, always fresh, never frozen, ready in about two minutes, no prep, no stress. You understand, Randy?
Starting point is 00:43:08 Mm-hmm. I had, I, when I came to work today, my Factor Meal Box was at my doorstep, and I'm very, very excited. Oh, that means mine's going to be there when I get home probably. Oh, yeah. Heck yeah. I'm a chicken boy. I love their chicken, but I'm going to, I'm hoping I need to get in on this muscle and recovery stuff. That sounds great.
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Starting point is 00:43:55 I cannot wait. I love Factor. It's great. I got to go home. Um, where do we go from here? Oh, yeah, I saw this yesterday. Shout out to the backer who tagged us in this. So we posted something last week. Our backer of the week, we have not given out a backer of the week this week. Still up for grabs. Still up for grabs. It's only Tuesday. It might be the guy that sent us pleasant mark. I think that was last week. So does it count? The guy who's responsible for AI slop, you got to come with it this week.
Starting point is 00:44:25 there's an article randall if you could pull it up and we're asking how bad is inflation dylan how bad is inflation how bad do you think it is i think it's so bad that people are eating baked potatoes at their desk in new york city this is one of the this is a classic new york post um very specific thing that maybe two people in midtown new york city are doing uh but yeah it says here's how bad inflation is new yorkers are raw dogging four dollar baked potatoes at their midtown desks and calling it lunch. I think whoever wrote this saw our post, our boy, raw dog and a BP. You wanted to piggyback on wash media's viral content. They're like, well, these guys know what they're doing. Big potato at the desk, it's not the most sad lunch you could have. It's pretty
Starting point is 00:45:16 sad. But if you're raw dog it, that's sad. Why raw dog? Salt and Pepper's not. You could have that. Put some butter. Wasn't Davis Clark just eating like a mashed baked potato out of tinfoil once? He was eating just like roasted potatoes. So maybe there's something to this. Now for me, I don't, I typically try to avoid a baked potato at lunch because like a baked potato, a lot of starch, right? It's a carb load. It's going to really spike your insulin.
Starting point is 00:45:43 You're going to probably crash a little bit. Are you? An hour or two later. Yeah, baked potato. I don't know much about that kind of stuff. Well, it's not my fault. you're not educated. I don't know much about foods that make you crash.
Starting point is 00:45:55 Yeah. We just know. It'll spike your insulin, Randy. So be aware. Don't eat potatoes at your desk. Now, unless you, unless you're in Sam Marcus and you're eating Spud Ranch, which I don't think is there anymore,
Starting point is 00:46:10 but that was- Is it not? Maybe. Spud Ranch was a potato shop. They did all kinds of baked potato. But they tricked them up, yeah. Fahita chicken baked potato, brisket baked potato.
Starting point is 00:46:22 pulled pork baked potato any kind of baked potato you could probably get fried shrimp in your baked potato that was the whole bit and let me tell you you could get that for like $8 back in the day and that was a good launch man you know I'm a sweet potato guy
Starting point is 00:46:40 it was either that yeah but just fucking eat the damn potato it's either it's better for the glycemic index I don't love baked potatoes man why I don't know I don't know maybe we'll actually go to Texas Roadhouse this year for my work anniversary. And we can get a sweet potato and we get big potatoes.
Starting point is 00:46:59 My buddy went to Van Horns recently and his wife. Last week, actually. He said it was first class. He said the service was great and the food was great. And he's a chef of sorts. So we need to do Van Horns. What's so funny, Randy? Jake Beckman in the chat just said,
Starting point is 00:47:16 food at Lubies will make you crash. It's funny because you almost... That's good. It's good, Jake. Were you by the, where were you when that car came crashing through? I was 15 to 20 feet away from it. But what were you near? I was in the cafeteria line getting my food.
Starting point is 00:47:36 Like in front of the food? I had a tray of chicken fried steak in front of me. And I had yet to complete my journey down the line to get all my food and my drink when the car came crashing through the window. It obviously would have been a little sad, but like it would have been kind of funny if Dylan got got with chicken fried steak because he said that was his favorite food. He said that was literally his last meal he would have. I walked up to the cash register or the cashier and I was like, what the hell? What do we do here?
Starting point is 00:48:03 Do I pay for this? Do I eat here? They're like, I don't, I maybe. There's really no precedent. They shut the restaurant down. They let us finish our meal. I paid from finish our meal and then left and they closed it down. Did you go?
Starting point is 00:48:15 You can't park there. It was apparently the woman, she wasn't drawing. drunk or anything. She just mistook the brake pedal for the gas pedal. Happens. What do you say it happens disproportionately more with what gender? Seems like that's something that popped into your brain, not mine. Hmm. What's going on on? Let's break this down. Who had the thought first? I would never say such a thing. What's that going on over there? I would never say that. Did she back into it? Nope. Okay, I'm just... We're not doing a bell of danger anymore. If she was pooled like that, And then she didn't even put it in reverse to leave.
Starting point is 00:48:52 I'm very confused. I knew a guy in high school who did that into the blockbuster on Clark Road. You know? Shout out to Dennis. I don't know if she was arriving or departing. That part I'm unclear on. Yeah. Maybe she thought she was in reverse and just gassed it and just came right through.
Starting point is 00:49:08 I don't know. I never verified this, but my head when he drove through the blockbuster, you know how like the aisles are? Like he hit one of the domino. It just dominoed. I don't think that's what happened. But that's how I'd like to pretend it went down. Yeah. Shout out to him.
Starting point is 00:49:23 That had to have been like in the last couple years of Blockbuster's existence. I just kind of wish they'd get off our shit, New York Post. Like at least kind of credit us. If you're going to go eat a baked potato, eat it behind the wheel of your car like a normal person. Yeah. Don't just stare at it. Eat it. Okay.
Starting point is 00:49:49 We're not doing that, Joe. I can eat a peach for hours. Is that from Boogie Knights, that line? No, that's from American Psycho, right? Don't just stare at it? Oh, yeah, you're right. You're right. Oh, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:50:03 And Boogie Knights, he says, Feast on This and then pulls his pants down. I think he was talking about as Wainter. Behold your eyes. Feast on this. That's James Franco in the interview. No one's ever actually said that. IRL, right?
Starting point is 00:50:22 Feast on this? I don't know. I've done that deed. Like, that's so, you can't do that. That's inappropriate. I'm sure it's been done. Who we need to shout out here for you? Lisa.
Starting point is 00:50:40 I mean, I told you before the show that I slept great last night. That's true, true story. I've been trying to, like, do some things before bed where I, like, don't, I'm not watching TV, then just immediately going to bed. I'm trying to cut the TV, you know, 20, 30 minutes before, wind down. Then I go, put my little head on my pillow on my Lisa mattress. Boom.
Starting point is 00:51:05 Got about seven hours last night, which is kind of my wheelhouse, six and a half, seven. I slept great. I love a Lisa mattress. You're on that hybrid cool. I got the legend cooling hybrid mattress. Right. That's the one. Because you know your boy sleeps pretty hot.
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Starting point is 00:52:13 Support the show. Let them know we sent you circling back. Lisa.com promo code Steam. Were you at on the Beckhams? David Beckham, Victoria Beckham. You know Victoria. She was posh, Spice. Where did she rank in your list of spice girls?
Starting point is 00:52:28 Everybody had them ranked. Sorry, that's just what high school boys do. She was not my number one. I believe I was a baby spice guy back in the day. I had a thing for blondes. Maybe I'm not sure. Ginger was good looking. I mean, Posh, very attractive, of course.
Starting point is 00:52:44 She was more striking. Posh was very, like, sharp features. Like, model looking. Yeah. Whereas, like, yeah. Baby just seemed more approachable to me, I think, maybe. Go ahead, Randy. Little before your time.
Starting point is 00:52:57 Yeah, it was a lot like I didn't know this spice girls that much. I definitely knew wannabe. Girl power. I got served a picture of, or the, a reel of Bear Grills. And he's doing his thing with Scary Spice. And he picks up the jellyfish and it stings him. And then she pees on his hand. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:19 Really? I got served that last night. The title was, never forget when Bear Grills finesse the spice. girl to pee on him. I haven't seen that particular program. That was true story. A lot of people would pay for that. Hey man, I'd pee on you if you needed it.
Starting point is 00:53:36 If you got stung. The thing is, I'd heard that doesn't actually do anything. I don't know. There's only one way to find out. I think it does. Why else would it be a thing? Oh, okay. Do we have a jellyfish here? If Bear Grills asks scary spice to do it, it probably does do something. Look it up.
Starting point is 00:53:50 Okay. I'll look it up. It's the acidity. Why did you do your hand like you were, like an old italianity and i believe in the urine the acidity what you got randall according according to a i overview no peony jellyfish sting does not work and can actually make it worse but let's see let's see i don't sorry perverts i always i always see what a i can make it worse and go try to find a article yeah because then you got to wake up the next day and your arm hurts and you got pete on and you're like oh damn well if there's any if there's any if there's
Starting point is 00:54:26 any situation where peeing on you is going to benefit you in any way i'm happy to do it is what i'm trying to say hopefully i'm never in that situation i hope you're not i don't want to be in the situation either i'm just thinking i would do it for you or friends you know i would be like if that was a thing where that was like something that you could really help somebody out with i would be like very goaded because you know i pee all the time yeah so you know it'd be like where's dave we got we need somebody to pee on we need the pee pee man here himself where's the pee guy here he is Well, according to this, a little PSA, along with zigzag patterns, apparently you're supposed to do vinegar or hot water and, you know,
Starting point is 00:55:05 hospital care. So there you go. So not your... Hot water burned Davey. Vinegar and hot water. All right. Yeah, you know, stuff that you bring to the beach. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:16 I always have that on me. So anyway, this is like a story where I'm like... Alyssa started... My wife started telling me about this last. night. And I initially dismissed it because I'm like, I don't really care about English socialite shit. No, this is, you're going to want to hear this. And David Beckham and Victoria Beckham's kid got married. His name is Brooklyn. And he married this very well-off young lady, very nice young lady, I'm sure. And this happened a while back, but he did this whole Instagram. He kind
Starting point is 00:55:54 it crashed out or exposed them on Instagram. And one of the stories that people are really fixating on comes from his wedding, where it's being said that Lady Beckham, Victoria, hijacked the first dance. You know, people when they get married, there's a daddy-daughter dance sometimes, and there's the groom will dance with his mom. Well, there's also the bride and groom's first dance, which is important. says here this is per AOL, not AOL blast. This is why no one reads AOL blast.
Starting point is 00:56:31 Nobody watches that anymore. It says in front of our 500 wedding guests, Mark Anthony, you know Mark Anthony, right, used to be married to J-Lo. I do. He did the song, I Need to Know. He's got some songs. Mark Anthony called him to the stage, where in the schedule, it was planned to be his romantic dance with his wife. But instead, when he went up there, it was his mom. waiting to dance with them.
Starting point is 00:56:56 He was like, whoa, what's going on? She danced very inappropriately on me in front of everyone. I've never felt more uncomfortable or humiliated in my entire life. So everybody's kind of like, well, first of all, there's 500 people there. There's got to be footage of this. Need to see it. Like, what was mom doing? Got to see it.
Starting point is 00:57:15 Was mom dropping it? It's what it sounds like. It sounds like posh was dropping it. Hopefully she didn't put them in a chair and danced around. him, you know, that would feel pretty inappropriate. Just, yeah. So he's like, he's done with his parents. He's basically said, yeah, and it's really kind of sad,
Starting point is 00:57:34 because like you're reading and it's like, it makes the Beckham sound like the worst, like just the ultimate image obsessed, uh, terrible, terrible. And apparently like the whole wedding was tense because they didn't like the other family, her family. Who are billionaires, I understand. A bit, yeah, I don't know the,
Starting point is 00:57:54 I don't know how they got their monies, but it says here, from British Vogue, from people who are at the wedding at 11 p.m., a circular stage revolved 180 degrees, and Mark Anthony magically appeared for a live set that opened with, I Need to Know, is one of his hits. Brooklyn invited his mom on stage for a dance, and they were joined by David and their 10-year-old daughter Harper. We wanted to renew our vows. Okay.
Starting point is 00:58:22 Well, apparently there might be differing takes, but there's some people like corroborating what he said about mom grinding and people are just posting jiffs of like inappropriate like a lot of twerking I doubt that she twerked on her son that doesn't seem like a good idea plus mark anthony ain't got no song it twerk too it's not the time for it right there's never really a time to twerk on your son but that's definitely not the time if you were to do it it's a it's a very long it's just they're obsessed with the beckham brand it sounds like there's all this stuff about the 50th birthday party they didn't invite him to they wanted to buy the rights to the beckham name to brooklyn's name i guess so they could sell like they're
Starting point is 00:59:04 trying to make money off everything it's like dude how when is it ever fucking enough of these people david beckham has always seemed like a pretty downturner i mean considering his you know profile he boned the nanny he did he did back in the day i didn't know that he had no fair did not know that but yeah down to earth seems seems like it I mean he doesn't say much like a nice feller good-looking guy oh my god cool tats one of the hottest dudes ever yeah certified bonafide like my outfit today bonafide get it yeah it's a callback I get it yeah it's bonifle well it's a it's a shame to hear about the Beckham family it's stuff and it just goes to show just to all the moms out there
Starting point is 00:59:49 Don't grind on your son. You don't have to freak dance your songs. You don't. You certainly don't have to do that. There's really never a time when that's appropriate. No. I'm not here to tell you how to party, but come on. Hopefully they can figure things out and reconvene.
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