Circling Back - The Pineapple Jar, Man Hole Covers, & Frat Humor | Circling Back 6-3-26

Episode Date: June 3, 2026

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All right, we're back. Wednesday morning, circling back podcast, wondering the show. My name is David. Producing today, Randall Trebaki. Hi, Dave. I'm excited to have a great episode with you today. I see you just shared a document with me.

I did. Wash summer internship slash video ideas. Be looking out. talked about that we have an intern on this summer. Be following on the social media's at Circling BackPod and at Wash Media. We'll be trying to do a lot more social video content this summer.

So if you're not following already, what are you doing? What are you doing? Give us a follow. Also, follow us on Patreon. Today we've got yesterday we did cold call. I think it was the best cold call episode. It was gas. It was five calls. Five for five, Arby style. We learned some things. We,

heard some funny stories. Some disturbing stuff. It's always, it's always interesting the ghosts. The ghosts, but also the amounts of very, very well-read,

well-learned listeners we have, and we talk to a couple. They're all very, very intelligent people, but you just figure, like us, like who would listen to this show. Uh-huh.

Turns out some very smart people. We're some engineers, we're brain rot for some smart people, you know? Yeah. We're sacrificing. own brains for you. We're going to shut your smart brain off, listen to some idiots, talk about nothing.

Yeah. Podcast. You're welcome. It's the fighter pilots that always throw me off. It's like, yeah, there's a fighter pilots just listen to us. That's kind of sick. I mean, it is sick. There's a lot of pilots in general, but there definitely are fighter pilots.

Shout out to my Navy pilots out there. I haven't heard from them in a minute. But shout out to him. Yeah. Here he is. the guy who made the Pink Floyd Pearl Jam Comp that a few people have called in about

You can just let that go and not like I'm getting it out of the way now so we don't have to do voicemails on it Dylan Shiveroo Dude dude do you such an idiot dude Shut up man Look I'm not good at music That's been well established on

Brady's game show that he may or may not be bringing back In a semi-regular basis I'm not good at music I'm music stupid We get to move past it I acknowledge it. This mic keeps sagging. What's going on? Did you grease the hinges or something?

There's no way he greased the hinges. It keeps sagging, dog. That one, for some reason, I don't know what's going on. Mike on the ground. Mike on the ground. Looking like a fool. I'm sure. What's that pro?

What's that, bro? Look like that fool with your pants on the ground. Oh, pants on the ground. I don't like a saggy mic, that's from, that's from, that was an audition for American Idol. That was an old viral thing. You guys don't like viral vids? Don't let Rhodes listen. Dude, what's going on with your mic?

Dude, I don't know. I tighten this ish. It doesn't want to hold up, man. You can't expect me to podcast at a high level with a saggy mic, David. I'll mute you for a second, so you can really go crazy with it. Go straight up crazy. I'm muted you. I mean, just do whatever makes you stop pitching.

I'm never going to stop bitching. Now that looks too hot. And you see that Texas baseball got a transfer in from tech? I did not. Texas Tech. Good player? Infielder, yeah. All Big 12 freshmen.

Can he play in the World Series? He's going to play next year. It's too bad. I just, I don't know if this is the first transferred like ever in from Texas Tech and like a major like men's sport. Feels like it is though. Like at all? It feels like a rare. I can't think of one off the dome.

You're saying that tech has never had a regular. Texas. Oh. Because that's like it's a weird, it's a weird leap. But if you want to get better and be developed by the best, you might as well transfer into Texas. I'm semi-kitting. That's that issue that we were talking about.

I'm semi-kitting, man. I wish I didn't have Kool-Aid on my fingers. His name's Lincoln Garcia, big fella. Anyway, that's not what we're here to talk about. First basement? Six-five shortstop. Damn. think he's going to play third base for texas six five shortstop so big dog i i know we're going to

get into it later but definitely it looks like you were just eating hot chitos were you eating hot cheetos yes or no no i still smell like lemon i did have a crazy morning i had to go uh i had to go give blood donate not donate but have blood drawn for my physical i fasted last night i fasted this morning and i went got a blood draw shout out to all the the uh the nurses out there who just get in, get out, and they're tactical, and you don't even notice that they're just drawing your blood? That's such a great skill. I got my blood drawn like a month ago,

and she was just a chatterbox. I was like, this is a method. I can definitely tell that you are constantly keeping me in conversation just to distract me. I'm like, I like it. It's good. My phlebotomist does the same. That is, I have fainted.

Well, I always let them know, like, heads up. I have fainted numerous times giving blood. one and they say okay thanks for telling me and then they just start talking me next thing i know i can't also i can't look at it oh i got a look geez really oh yeah i look oh i can't really why i didn't know when the pain's going i don't want to be surprised by it i got i got to watch it go in make sure it's like all right i like that's the pain i just send the pain below okay this is this is a reference she did a good job man sometimes i like to leave the little uh tape with the cotton ball just so people like oh fuck this guy this guy's

I just got pulled. What are they tested him for? Are you back in the, you back in the training pool or whatever or the testing pool? You got a fight you're about to take? No. No, he's a podcaster. My insurance covers one physical per year, so I got it done.

Yeah, it's facts. I'm surprised that she was able to get it. You got puny-ass veins. I told you yesterday my LDL registered high and you didn't even care. By the way, you just kept talking about something else. Probably birds or something. What's LDL? It's a cholesterol.

My cholesterol is a little high. Not dangerously high, but it's, I need to, I need, so what are you going to do? I don't know. Let me take a sup or something. You should, you don't have a plan of action? They just told you that and said, go on. I'm supposed to go back in for, to discuss my plan. I need to schedule that.

Thanks for reminding me. They're going to sit you down. They're like, so what are you going to do about this? And you're going to be like, I'm like, that's for you to tell me. I don't know, man. They're like, well, what do you think you should do? I don't know. I feel pretty good.

I eat pretty healthy. I eat pretty healthy. I could eat healthier, but I eat pretty healthy. Mm-hmm. Do you eat out a lot? I was going to ECHO. I don't eat out a lot. It does it not seem,

your weekend at fun is like, you do ECHO once in a two weeks. Go ECHO. Chelsea is in the kitchen just cooking. All right. I don't make her do it. She just chooses to. The way you sound,

you sounded very. I handle a lot of meals too, though. Like what? I'm the breakfast. You handle the eggs. I do all the breakfast. We know you handle the eggs. All the breakfasts.

Also clean. I clean every night. I clean the kitchen. That's my job. Even when I cook, I clean. She cooks, I clean. I cook, I clean. That's being a real one. They filed out away, Mr. Domestic Partner. Okay. I'll add to running back here. Dillon's a real one for cleaning. Yeah. It's awesome, dude. Yeah. Dylan Shivery. Pretty stoked to be here today, man. I'll tell you what, man. Summer has started, like, as in,

not just like seasonally but like school's over and this is just the worst man finding finding stuff to do for the kid camps and whatnot it's it's just an absolute cook and clean it's an absolute gauntlet oh i don't particularly like it i'm going to put out a very niche request if you're in the austin area area and you have a kid who's like between like five four and seven and you know of like a baseball camp that's not like absurd let me know t-brose I kind of want roads to like, I don't know. Let's get the boys out to the dish. They do a summer camp there.

What do they do? A summer camp there. Like just, just teach them fundamentals? Yeah, with like UT baseball players. Is Lincoln Garcia going to be there? He might. He might. I don't know.

Hey, son, see this 6-5 shortstop? Be like him. He seemed to be third baseman. It's probably not in your future. Second base, though. He had 336 as a true freshman. Those are good numbers. Power numbers need to get up, though.

Only four bombs at that size. Power comes later. Yeah, he'll get it. You got to go check out Patreon. You have to. I'm not just saying that. I want you to. Obviously, we all have like a financial interest in it.

But yesterday's cold call, like we said, was just incredible. It's from the rip. We knew we got to start off at the zookeeper. Zookeeper, like, you're not going to, we could have done an entire show of just being like, so what's that like? Give me crazy stories. And he delivered. Talk to him for like 20 minutes. Might be a new record.

He was awesome. Let me see if I could just find out what his prompt was. So you folks know, like, exactly like, oh, yeah, we need to talk to this guy here. Let me just tell you, he's a zookeeper. He is in the, he works with mammals, and he is often in the primate exhibit. And he was at work when he called us. He was, as you can tell, you could hear his walkie-talkie popping. He was staring at two tigers while talking to us, which is dope.

Here is this prompt for the folks at home. This is just a good prompt for you to know. Share the prompt, man. I work at a zoo. Can't disclose the city, but I got some stories about the orangutans that'll get the boys humming. We'd love to talk shop.

It's like, oh, well, of course we're calling you. Of course. I do think it's interesting that we pronounce orangutang with a g at the end, but there's no G at the end. It's just an N. What's up with that? Maybe we're saying it incorrectly.

It's orangutan. It's like people who say Sherbet instead of Sherbert. No, no. People say Sherbert instead of Sherbet. It's weird. You're just adding letters. It's actually kind of the same thing. Yeah, ring a tan.

And the way it's spelled too, it's very tricky. Like if you were just to put that word in front of someone who just learned to read, and be like, what? What? What? I'd be like, dude, this show is brought to you by Squarespace. The all-on-one website platform designed to help you stand out and succeed online, whether you're just starting out or scaling your business.

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Use offer code steam to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Man, how about that storm last night at home? I don't think it hit me as hard as it hits some folks. Yeah, I was very surprised because for reference, Dave lives like five minutes away from me and Brett lives like 10 minutes. And you guys said it was pissing. By me, like, we got some rain eventually, but it was very weird. Like, you guys were getting a bunch of rain.

So I'm between you and Brett. And I, mine, it came through my house late, like later than did Brett. And it didn't hit that hard. I don't know all the fuss was about. Well, it hit hard enough to knock the power out for a lot of places in South Austin, including my own house and Randy's place. Normally not a big deal. However, I was doing something I don't do.

I was going to have a night. I was really looking forward to last night because we've got the boys NCAA golf match play on. We've got Stanley Cup. And I had the multi, you know, not to brag, but I'm a YouTube TV guy. Had the multi-view going, had those two going. And then I did something crazy. I never snack after dinner. I'm really good lately about not eating anything throughout the rest of the night.

I was like, I just, I'm fiending chips in salsa. I'm fiending it. That's fair. So I got my Mateo's out. I got my chips out and I sat down and I was just going crazy. And wouldn't you know it after an electric first period, I think the Knights took the lead or tied it back up. I can't remember.

All I know is, boom. Lights out. They were down to one at the end of the first and then they got two quick ones in the second period. So lights out and I'm just sitting here with the chip in my hand and I'm like, fuck, immediately my oldest roads. Mom, mom, mom. I'm like, no. By the way, in our group chat, I said, has it come back on yet? Do you know why I ask you that?

No. I was going to say if it stays off for, you know, potentially the night, I was going to say you guys come over. We had a room. Dave only goes to your house to pee. I know. Oh, I thought you were going to say to come home. watch the game. No, bring the whole squad over. You don't want your boys

sleeping. Dylan, that's a very nice gesture. That is insane for you. You would not want any part of this. Okay. You just, you don't. We had the room because Parks was with his with his grandmother right now, so his room, bunk beds were open, and we had a guest room. Well,

here's the thing. I immediately go into Rhodes' room. Alyssa goes into Sammy's room. Sammy woke up. Their sound machine turns off. and the AC turns off. That's the annoying part. But so I go in, I like lie down with roads. I'm like, dude, it's okay. He wasn't even really asleep because he knew there was a storm.

And he always is aware that something could scare him in the storm. So I didn't even think he'd been sleeping. I lie down with him, Melissa's like, bring Sammy and she's like, hey, let's trade. I'm like, okay. So I get Sammy, I go in his room. I get in his, like, chair. And I'm just holding him, shut his door. It's pitch black in there.

No nightlight, nothing. Pitch black. And I'm in there and I'm like, all right, well, maybe I can fall asleep. And I'm like, but no, I'm not ready for bed at all. I haven't brushed my teeth. I don't want to go to bed now. I just sit there, just wide awake with him. He doesn't budge until like there's another, you heard that one thunder clap.

We were outside for it. Yeah. There is one. You probably know it. We're referring to one, like post storm. The storm had moved out. probably 30 minutes out and then boom. There is a,

there is a flash and then like two seconds later, one of the most intense bolts or a thunder collapsule over here. We saw a lightning bolt. It was a quick one too. And like it was just normal like big boom. And at the very end was like the loudest pop I have ever heard in my life. And it was nasty. And then it rolled for probably a good minute.

The roll was real crazy. I was like, that is the longest thunder I've ever heard in my life. It was sick. And the lightning strikes, bong, bong, bong. Is that, uh, Led Zeppelin? Pinkfield. That is Clint Black.

Oh, it's close. The legendary Clint Black. You know, I think he's from New York. Really? Look that off, Brandy. Where's Clint Black from? I used to love that. And that's fine.

There's not there all with that. Um, Jerry Jess from New York. Uh, what else? So anyway, basically the power's out from 830 to 10 after 10. And, uh, my, my youngest. where I just held him in there. He didn't fall asleep at all. New Jersey.

By the way, that's Garth Brooks. I totally fucked that up. I was going to say. I let it happen. I thought it was Garth Brooks. That's Garth Brooks, man. I let it happen.

I don't know how I made that mistake. I was a little bit of the Black dog. We both let it happen. Clint Black had some bangers. I didn't want to know at all it. I had something back of the head saying, you better check yourself, dog, before people just yam.

Clint Black, though, is famously from New Jersey. Yes, from Long Branch, New Jersey. At least that's where he was born. So he got here as quick as he could. God, I just suck at music, man. But, uh... It totally threw up my sleep schedule. That, that was...

I went out. That thunder. So cool. Shout out to Austin Power. Less than two hours. I'll take that. Yeah. That's pretty good.

They do a pretty good job of keeping you updated. So we, uh, we had the same kind of situation. She had just started watching, uh, Love Island. USA? USA, because I think yesterday was the first day. she sat down and got halfway through the intro. And I was like, all right, I'm going to go play video games. I sat down to my computer.

Powered up the computer five seconds later. Powered completely all out. And it was like we were both ready to sit down and relax for the night. And so decided light all the candles. And then she taught me a board game kind of. What's a card game code names for a little bit? And then I convinced her to go outside and we just watch the storm. She's a little more scared of storm than I am.

you seem like the type of dude who would start telling ghost stories nah maybe i have a spooky season i have a storm playlist which thunder rolls is on there by by uh not by garth brooks by a cover band because carth brooks does not put his music on spotify it's really you have a matchy dragons on there does he not didn't realize that uh thunder and lightning no but it is a lot on the nose like thunder

rolls uh writers on the storm is always the one i start off with because it's just a long song and it's perfect they just sit out in the storm Brett's been listening to Love it's Storm, man. Brett's been listening to like a cover, a band that's covering Tyler Childers, Charleston Girl. And I just want to always look over to him.

Why don't you just put on the other, like the real version? You have spotted on the other. Who's covering it? I don't know. And it's not as, it's obviously not as good. Not as good as Tyler Childers.

Why are we listening to the cover? What's his problem? I don't know. Funny enough, it does have some pink Floyd on it too. I got money and time. Brooks Jefferson is the cover people on Spotify that do a pretty good job for

So they just covered like this whole catalog Because you can listen to Garth Brooks, it's not Garth Brooks Yeah, I wonder if they do other stuff but yeah Fire on the Mountain, Marshall Tucker Band That's another good one to listen to it during the storm But yeah, so it was just nice just sat out there for a couple hours Watch some lightning strikes But that one was sick

It's funny when like everybody who lives in like a relative of, you know, in like a five-mile radius. We know, I know what you're talking about. That one was, that one hit. It's electrified.

That one strike of light really hit death. It's really cool. Like, I'm in an apartment complex that you can see other units kind of, like you can somewhat see in people's windows. But like, it's just funny seeing like little people walking, like walking around with their lights and stuff.

Like everyone has just power outage doing the same thing. So it's just, you can't see that, but you can just see the flashlights going around. You're the type of dude to have. have a lantern. I do not. I have a couple. I got, you know what? It's, it was, it was, it was, it was kind of, it was fun. It was a nice change of pace. I should have slept. His room is just pitch black. He had the blackout curtains. It was phenomenal. I just sat there thinking

about stuff. Nothing like, nothing important though. Very, I was like, man, what if I had been on like, I don't know, maybe like a decent amount of early bird, been really vibing there. Were you? No. Should have been. I should have been. You know, the thing about it is, we don't actually have an early bird read today. I just want to say, what if I was on early bird? I was thinking about popping one. Yeah.

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Decova's point your toes west. Well, it says here we've acquired the jar. Is this for your, that personal video on your burner or what is this for? No, not that jar, David. Come on, Dave. Gross. Yes, the very viral Pineapple Kool-Aid situation

Yes That apparently is gas and tough That bit tough I'm seeing just so many videos, man It's Ga and tough From what I've heard I haven't tried it yet But it's in there

Mariner now We did a little preliminary video Just a little You know something we'll cut up And put it out there maybe I don't know Should we do it on the show We should do it separate film

I think it's separate separate. You can't bring pineapples in this studio. And also look at your fingers right now. Imagine how they're going to be when we actually eat the pineapple. That's just from Dave making the pineapple. Yeah.

You get cherry flavor, correct? You got cherry, yeah. I'm going to bring salad tongs in. Like the little metal ones. We have the little plastic forks like, like, what's his name? A fork? What's his name?

No, it's just a fork. something harrelson oh like bubble harrison yeah we got we got the original kid yeah we got to do it that way yeah i um it's real it's uh it's quite a sight to see when you see a deconstructed pineapple kool-aid uh when you see like um the coolade the bag of sugar and also the uh hilariously large lemon that randy acquired from walmart shouts to them GMOs i mean this thing this thing this thing was huge then. Oh, you squeeze a little lemon in there. Uh-huh.

Yeah, that seemed to be, I watched two videos, and every single, they both squeeze lemon. So I'm like, oh, okay, that seems to be a standard thing. So, yeah, we got a little Walmart pickup yesterday. I was going to do it last night and record. And then the power went out. I'm like, well, you know what, I'll just do it tomorrow morning with the boys, at least get some content out of it. So Dave and I made it this morning, and it is marinating as we speak.

I wonder if you really need to let it sit for 24 hours. I mean, like, come on. Well, I checked it. The pineapple still had a lot of pineapple colored to it. Really? It hadn't absorbed the cooling much yet. Did you shake it up? Give it a little shake.

I don't think you need to shake it. That's a, that is, that is, okay. Of course, Sam Taylor would probably shake it for three minutes. Are you going to do some shit where you don't try it because of the sugar? Because you're worried about your LDL or whatever? I'm just going to try as little as possible. I just want to know what it tastes like. I don't want all that sugar in my system.

Remember when we did the most sour candy and Dylan can even last more than a second? No, but that checks out. It was a candy. I am not sour tolerant at all. It was like those big balls that were like that big. Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's hard to get worse than a warhead. I mean, I'll give it.

Those were really, really sour candies. I feel like it burned a hole in my tongue. I left me a little also. Put my mouth a little bit. Aw. No, I'm excited about this. It also looks like it could create quite a mess. We might need to go outside.

A lot of drippage. Could stain your clothes. I mean, it was very thick. You'll see in the video. We'll probably release the video of us making it tomorrow on Uncircling Back Pod on Twitter and on maybe Twitter. I'm going to warn everybody. We did gentrified this in a very, very serious way. Randy brought in a protein shaker.

Yeah. So we poured it in the protein shaker. You know the one that has a little metal ball thing that I don't really feel like it doesn't do anything, but it's just in there? Yeah. So we did that. and then we poured it back in. So speaking of high sugar content things, did you see this new drink that Crumble is offering?

I'm glad you brought this up. I saw this right around the time the power went out because I wanted to send this to the group. I feel like this isn't legal. Apparently some people are up in arms about it. It should not be legal. This is absolutely insane. This guy hates your freedom.

Crumble, which is a cookie company, correct? Crumble? They are offering a drink that has 186 grams of sugar and contains almost half a pound of sweetener, this massive amount of sugar, which has recently sparked major viral debate surrounding

chains, sorry, crumble cookies, excuse me. It's the equivalent of five standard cans of Coca-Cola or eating 19 original glazed Krispy Cream donuts in one beverage. 19, huh?

This should not be available to the public. I'm sorry. Like, I know, like, I'm the sugar guy. Here goes maha guy. Dude, that is, no one should be putting this in their body. No one. Sorry, I had to put some water in my body.

Good. You should keep doing that. Uh, you know what, man, why don't you just, why do you hate freedom and personal choice? Yeah. My body, my choice, Dylan. If I want to go, if I want to go crazy with it, I will say this would absolutely kill me. I did a, a smoothie from Sue Peddler before a pod last Thursday. And I, I was so jittery the,

entire pod. I don't even, I don't, there was no way that was really? Yeah. It's like 50 grams of sugar. Yeesh. Not added, but still. Yeah. Natural sugars aren't as bad. There you go. Maha guy, know it all. Keep going, RFK Jr. I also recommend doing three, three quarters of a banana instead of a full one. It's just true. Shave off a few, a few grams of sugar there. Tell him Dylan sent you. Yeah. Apparently doesn't even make the berries work. What was the, um, what was the pine-a, the panera bread fucking drink. Oh, the turbo. It was electric lemonade or something like that. Yeah, it had caffeine. It was caffeine. It was caffeine.

It was just a truckload of sugar. I mean, what? I don't know what we're doing. This is why people make fun of Americans for being just disgusting and obese. So remember I told you a couple Tuesdays ago? It went to Carpenter Hall for the big old burger. It had like a short rib on it or some shit. So our whole group, it was like six dudes. We all ordered it. And so they bring out this every dude eating a big old fucking burger. We looked like total scum

Americans. Seated directly next to to us is a very clean, proper looking German Euro couple, very German looking. Didn't get the burger, did they? Hold on. And I'm thinking in my, and they were just very cool and Euro and like sleek. And I was like, oh, they're just in town for like

some Austin bullshit. I got distracted reading this. This was at Jersey Mikes? No, this is at Carpenter Hall. Okay, that was it, but there was a different Euro company That was a different Europe couple. Honestly, same vibe. Long story short, I was like, that place, they were seated like very close to our table.

And I was like, oh, God, they're probably seeing us like, look at these Americans getting it. Ten minutes passes. They got the same thing. And I was just kind of, I kind of gave them like a nod, like, oh, okay. This would have been a great time. It was on Tuesday. Yeah. Yeah, that's the burger night.

Yeah. Welcome to the States. Yeah. I was like, dude, if y'all have never had like American food, that is going to ruin your shit. You know we smell crazy in that room. That place makes a damn good burger, man. It does. I got to try this.

It was the charged lemonade. Yes. Which was 390 milligrams per 30 ounce cup. What about the sugar content, does it say? No, just said that they... You know it's not good. I'll see if I can find it. But yeah, they said that they phase it out because now they're focusing on more low sugar and lower caffeine options.

I'm fucking woke. How are they going to woke our Panera bread? They woke our hospital food. Woke. We were the first to critically, be critical of Panera Bread's food in general. Chelsea has a co-worker who drinks three Code Red Mountain Dews per day, every day. And she said he's like rail thin. That is so terrible.

Some dudes are different. Well, Jaybone, the reason I sent that to Jaybone is he sent me a video of a dirty Mountain Dew. It's a cream soda mountain dew. Okay. 20 ounces has 73 grams of sugar in it. that's a lot i think the code red is probably around the same yeah uh the mike chest in the chat points out for the record a charleston chew has 30 grams of sugar per bar the big one yeah the big one yeah that's that's normal for a candy bar it's a it's a special occasion yeah you don't you're

not eating candy bars every day for a snack they only eats three quarters of it also yeah i like the mini charleston shoes i get the little i like the little guys there you go it's all you need have you seen RFK is like he's tweeting through the snake thing he's like posting a bunch of old photos of him with snakes he's like he's like no dude I'm serious it's like it's not weird I've always loved snakes that dude should have been a zoologist man he's he loves animals especially dead ones dude in the back doing experiments and shit yeah um god you don't get him near a chain link fence that's all i can tell you don't get him near a fence at the primate exhibit it's all i'm gonna tell you because I will say things happen but you got to listen to cold calls to understand

two different things happen through those fences yeah you get head on a swivel Jesus yeah I'm excited to try this I like I said pineapple so we're gonna we'll probably eat a total of like two and then like what are we going to do with the rest I don't know we're gonna throw it in the trash where it belongs I might I might keep it who knows might be a nice little treat I told you you should make a booze drink with it. That's right up your alley. Ooh, a booze drink house? It is.

I mean, it's pineapple and coconut. Culelead, pineapple, lemon. So Walmart is where they sell these pineapple jars? They sell them at Costco and Sam's from too, but like the one that, at least I saw, ours is like more of a plastic one. Like the ones that we've been seeing, I think those are the Costco ones. But I think people are just buying them out and selling them. So I was happy to even find the one there's been a run on these things.

I know. Everybody's worried RFK is going to ban them. I saw some dude buy a whole palette of them. I saw that too. Yeah. Did you see the one with the young lady from Florida? Maybe. She's got a lot of tattoos.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I did. She loved it. I mean, like one jar is about 12 bucks, I think. And then like Kool-Aid, sugar, and lemon. That's like another like $2 there. And then I've been seeing they've been selling these for like $25. bucks.

That's good mark. Like, you know. A good margin. Yeah. Yeah. Not that much after taxes, though. I don't think they're getting tax on these. Oh, really?

You don't think they're reporting this to Uncle Sam? No, I don't think so. Hey, fun fact. I've got a golf tournament. Will's playing in it too coming up. It's the West Texas Invitational. And every year before it, the guy who does the media guide, we do a media guide.

We do a media guide. They do it. I've seen it. It's pretty in depth. It's pretty in depth. Send out the email and said, hey, can you update what clubs you're playing and a new headshot, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, you know what I do have to make a little edit to this because I have added one new club into the bag and it's my Meridian putter. The Nassau.

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This is fake. The mic, Mike, trust, says, blended up with some rum or tequila hoss. I'm definitely doing that. I'm definitely taking this. Whatever we don't eat, I'm going to make a booze drink. You guys are so right. Yeah. You're so right.

You should do it. I don't know, man. Do you see this yet? Yes, dude. It's one of those videos that you won't, you don't, like the story you won't believe unless there's a video back it up. Yeah, well, there's a video. It's just a lady walking. Is she on her phone?

Whoop. She just disappears into the sidewalk. She fell on a manhole. This is, like, when Bugs Bunny took Michael Jordan through the hole. Is this some Looney Tunes shit, man? So if you're not watching it home and you should be, a woman is walking on a sidewalk and steps on a manhole cover and it is not very secure or not secure at all. And she just falls right through it. And then the manhole cover falls back on the hole.

So it just luckily someone saw it happen and rushed to her rescue. I will say if this guy picked it up and was trying to prevent gunfire, most weapons would be. blocked by that, as we know, from Yee, ye. How far down does it go? Like, how far down is she fall? Do we want, do we, do we know? You ready for this? 200 feet.

Well, that's not true. I probably like 10 feet. I mean, just look at, you look at that thing, you can tell it's not secure. I think she was just distracted. I don't know if she's on her phone or what. Probably playing Pokemon Go. Yeah, I mean, she's trying to catch blast noise. Let me ask a question here.

Did the woman survive? According to Grock, yeah, she did. Oh, this is in Rio. Let's see. She was hospitalized with moderate injuries. Yeah, she hit her head pretty hard. Did she? Yeah, I mean, yeah, for sure.

She fell in water. Probably scary. Do-do water. Yeah, it's probably not good water. Yeah, it's probably do-do feces everywhere. It's Rio time. Am I? That's good.

Am I the only one who still engages in, like, elementary school superstitions where I try to not step on these. Is it a superstitious thing or you just don't want to fall through thing? Well, it's both because we used to play a game and be like walking, when we were walking to like the lunchroom in line, it would be like, step on a crack. Break your mom's back. Break your mom's back or step on a manhole. Fall into it.

Fucking get hurt real bad. This trapped order. This is like a cartoon trapdoor. I'll step on them, I think. Those are the greats? You know what I'm talking about? I know the greats. I avoid the grates as well.

I feel like a badass when I just go through over them. Like, I ain't scared. I don't, I don't trust them. This is why I don't trust this stuff. I don't think about me is I don't trust municipalities. Is there a lawsuit that's going to happen from this? Is you going to sue the city? You think she's going to go a long way suing the city of Rio, Degener?

I don't know. I don't know. Maybe I don't know. I'm not familiar. I'm not licensed to practice there, sadly. God, that's a really funny still. She did smoke her head. That's, she just disappeared, man. She did. I've got my kids just naturally became scared of the gutters in the street when we're going on walks and they see like the little gutter down there. Have they seen it? No. No. I saw it, it way to the Stephen King, it way too young of an age. Creepy.

Yeah. like why is that clown living in the sewer he's he doing he should get a home find a nice place right get up on your you know a balloon get back on your feet that fucker's creepy stop eating kids and turn penny wise penny wise yeah penny wise yeah this is tough man i don't know i'm weird about it i don't like in new york city my my limited time in new york city the one thing i noticed as i was walking around the town which you will do uh especially when i was walking to like wallgreens There's this shit everywhere that you could get hurt by. Obviously cars.

But also just construction, like serious construction, serious jackhammers, like every other street corner. It's like a dude just going to town. New Yorkers are different. And I'm just walking by it, like right by it. And I'm like, man, if that guy got a little wild, he could tell a jackhammer. Would you tell him that you were walking here? Oh.

He's like, oh, he did the thing. Dustin Hoffman. He's like, you know, we don't all talk like that. I was like, dude, I'm really sorry about that. That was an ad lib, by the way, in that scene. Well, look at that. Popper coach you're doing. That cab was not, I don't think that he knew that they were filming a scene or something.

And he actually had to hit his brakes harder not to hit Dustin Hoffman. Wow. A little trivia for you. Well, you know, news at cocktail parties or next time you fall into a manhole, keep yourself saying by just remembering that fun fact. I know that manholes cannot, the covers can't go into the actual hole. And that's why they're circular. An AI lady singing told me on TikTok.

And everyone on TikTok knows exactly what I'm talking about. It was viral. That's why they're circular? Yeah. Explain. Because if they were square, then they could be positioned a way that they would fall through. But the way like a circular cap goes on there, like there's no way you can position it will fall in.

Okay. So you could like spin it like a... Got it, got it. Not really, but you know what's going to be. Because if it were square, you could, you could corner it. Yeah, you could corner it. Turn it 30 degrees or something. Probably 45 or something.

Come on, man. Oh, fucking. No, yeah. Pythagorean theorem over here, bitch. Bitch. It's different. But yeah. That's interesting.

It's interesting. Have you ever seen the guy that goes around and replaces manhole covers that aren't lined up that have like spray paint on them no so like if there's like a parking lot that has lines and like workers like took the manhole cover and like clearly didn't line it up the right way he just goes around and like fixes them so that they're actually lined the right way um something that I failed at as a dad you know uh you just walk around the neighborhood you know like city crews will come out and they'll use like their orange temporary spray paint to like mark stuff that they're going to later do work on.

Yeah. Trying to explain to my son what that's for. And like, what are they doing? Why'd they paint that? I'm like, well, they're going to do some work there. Like, what are they going to do? I'm like, oh. They're going to just do some work there.

The thing or like the little, you know, the tiny little flags. Oh, yeah. Yeah, what's that flag? Why's that flag in their yard? I'm like, those are good. There's something there, man. Good, questions of curiosity. I like it.

It's nice, nice to see the kids and stuff. Yeah. It's marking pipes and electrical and stuff like that, you know. That's facts. That's facts. Yeah. Every, every, like, green thing that's covered in dog piss that little kids want to touch. Like that, what is this?

I'm like, ah, it's where the cables are. Which cable is like, I don't know, internet? Which internet? What do we have? We got Google. So is that Google? I don't know, man. Good thing.

I don't fucking know anymore. Who knows, dude? I thought we'd be wireless. Just say, yes. What is he going to do? Research it and tell you otherwise? Probably. You know, it's how to leverage AI tools. Oh, that's true. Yeah.

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What did he do to his dog? We don't like that. I think it was alleged that it had like a shotgun. collar on it to make the dog stay in frame in the bed so that it went in like, I don't know, I don't know everything. Pretty much it was like saying like, oh, he was treating his dog more as a set piece than a dog. Don't like it. Yeah. No, I don't, don't shock your dog for content. But Hassan is a left wing. He's a streamer. He's a streamer. He's pretty popular. Maybe grifter or two. I don't know. He's, he's pretty much like Ben Shapiro and Charlie Kirk are to the right. He is to the left.

Got it. Ooh, I don't know, but I'm going to say, Randy, you are going to be in that clip. I mean, they stream. They do stuff and they go on, like, debates and all that stuff. He's just very left-leaning. Did you know that he is a winner of a, the street? He was best streamer. No, he's nominated for best streamer of the year, but he did.

It was also nominated for Best Just Chatting Streamer. Did you know that? I did not know. Did you also know he's nominated for a streamie? I wouldn't be surprised. He's one of the best streamers. I didn't realize that there was that many awards for this. The streamies, the streamer awards, the Shorty Awards, the Shorter Awards, the Webby Awards.

I know about the Webbyes. Speaking of, are we going to talk about clavicular? I haven't seen it. Is he okay? Someone posted in one of the group chats that he's going to be live streaming his surgery. Okay. What surgery is he getting? I don't know.

Oh, is it just the jaw one? Maybe. Oh, I don't want to see that. I don't like that. I don't like that thought. Anyway, Assam Piker, so he's basically, if you are a, if you're a Democratic candidate, for any office and you've gone on his show or talked to him, there's a lot of outlets that are attacking you for it. So he's been in the news in this latest election cycle a lot. That's the first

time I'd heard of him. And long story short, there's a, there's a New York Post article pointing out that he used to be like really into chicks. He was like real horny guy. And he once back in the day, tweeted a TFM article about 30 reasons for hooking up with a freshman while you're in college. a freshman while you're a senior in college. Yeah. So it's been sent to us quite a bit. And it's just, it's always kind of funny thinking about like who the next generation of like streamers, comics, anything really.

Like there's a pretty good chance they have read TFM at some point. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This guy looks, looks about the age where he, it was hot when he was like. a young man anyway he was born in 91 so he's he's in his early to mid 30s yeah that checks out that checks out big time uh i just i think i speak for a lot of former grand x content contributors when i say that i wish that this the archivists would just disappear at some point you can still

find some stuff obviously um not great some of the content i think this falls under that category he was a Theta Delta Kai at Rutgers he's a handsome guy He's a good looking guy Oh he used to be on the young Turks Okay Oh he also attended the University of Miami But then he transferred

That's a big transfer going from Miami to Rutgers Different scene for sure Different scene It's cool that he wasn't a pike though Dude fuck Pike That's what I'm saying He's piker He graduated cool

Louelowde from Rutgers with a double major in political science and communication studies. How about that? 2020, he bought a $2.7 million home in West Hollywood. Good for him. Pretty good. You don't live in West Hollywood, do you? I don't live in a $2.7 million home either.

No, this is funny. They're kind of using, they're using this to attack. I'm like, uh, a little bit. And that being said, I've never consumed this guy's content. Piker, who claims that I've slept with over 300 women also. gleefully showed all of his nudes as he was getting sent that he was getting sent on Snapchat as part of an article by Cosmopolitan magazine in 2018. He could show them to the person interviewing him?

Yeah. Okay. Okay. 300 women? 300 women. So wait, is this guy, this guy is not technically in the manosphere, is he? Sorry, I'm watching clavicular surgery. Oh, they're actually...

Wait, it's all right now? It said 6 a.m. is when it started. I think, I don't know if he's post-out. I think he's pre-op. Is this the part? This looks pre-op. Yeah. Is this the part where he goes in and has to sign the paperwork?

And then he finds out his anesthesiologist is out of network. And then he'll get hit with a $2,500 bill afterward. Like, that's what happened to me when I got my sinus surgery in 2012. Dude, that dude does not need jaw surgery. Well? He's got a great jaw line all right. So that's a doctor Miami. Is that who's doing it?

Yeah. He's probably getting it free. Hey, guess I'm not going to turn. I guess you're not going to Turkey. Like you would have heard back by now. Unfortunate. I don't feel like we talked about it. I did not picture Hassan being a frat, a frat guy.

Yeah, I didn't either. He's a very, very left-leaning guy. Very, very much so. Sometimes people go frat and they go the hard the other way. Yeah, half of those one-liners were just about being right-wing, not half of them, but quite a bit of them. bit of them. He probably never bought a Reagan Bush shirt. How do you know? Because he's pretty left-leaning.

He could have been. He could have turned left later on life. I don't know if he's even left-leaning. I think he's just full-on left. He's a, or he's just a grifter. He's very, could be. I don't really know. Yeah. That's all I have. But yeah, we we got sent that. It's just, it's a stuff forat people-like article. That is funny, though, that like T-FM still just pops up every

this is like twice now because uh page just brought it up what like two weeks ago we brought it Paige did bring it on Tfm will never die Frat never dies David I mean it's dying the king's here it's dying

as long as a king is alive and the other king Ross is alive as well man I just I just like the older I get to less I want to be associated two kings Ross is the real frat king man I don't know I mean he did literally write the book on it but that's true exactly i don't know man what's that roger dorn tweet going around

the one about like uh it's from a hinge profile or tinder profile or something do people are people really thinking like it's you no or is they okay it's just a twitter account that uses the name roger dorm it's funny that that's still a thing yeah because that movie was made like 50 years ago 90s yeah okay 35 years ago i want to say 91ish was it 91 one damn i don't know i'll look it up look it up randy 1989 89 okay great movie by the way

yeah i'm gonna show roads that this weekend even though it's rated are it is it is pretty kid friendly there's probably one scene you should fast forward through and that's it like if i'm watching with my kid yeah as an adult you can you'll be fine yeah yeah we used to watch that movie on the way to um every playoff game was we would take the bus we'd take like a charter bus with the screens on it you know and it was tradition that we would

always have that movie playing okay yeah that's cool and then we would just run roll some dumb-ass team is that really how it went from taylor or something from fucking taylor texas okay yeah hey did you see uh-huh caleb williams is on the madden cover uh-oh madden curse what is the madden curse you said that but i don't really know what the madden curse is it means going to get injured uh injury or just a like a shitty season for whatever reason yeah there is there is some some historical precedent there but you know it's not like it's not a sure thing don't worry randy correlation doesn't mean causation that's something i always have said well we'll tune back in the playoffs when i start watching i'll let you know oh he's insinuating that he's going to be

watching playoff games and we're not because the cowboy's no i'm assinuated i shouldn't care into the playoffs you're talking shit about the boys yeah if you can't find the time to watch NFL games. I'm sorry. You don't know. You're talking about for the full season, not per week. To be honest, though, the Bears, like, it got to a point where I was like, I'm not going to watch until the fourth quarter. Because that's all that's just going to happen.

That's all that's going to happen. They came back every, made it only competitive in the fourth quarter. Hey, man, you got a young quarterback is learning how to win. That's true. Good thing. And it would be really exciting. You don't enjoy it. If you don't get to watch the, if you don't watch the first three quarters of them laying turds,

then the comeback doesn't mean anything. You tune in just in just. I can understand the point there, be like, oh, it's 30 to 12. I don't think that's an actual, you know, that would be scored. It is a possible score. But I'm like, yeah, now I know what happened beforehand. They didn't do well up into this point. Let's see if they start doing well.

I just need your fandom to be more like mine. I also think, I want fandom to be like what I, I also think watching the first half of college basketball is kind of stupid, too. You know what? I agree. That's no one's going to, look, there's, unless you were a real, a real, uh, sicko, no one's really doing that. Yeah. I'm not really doing that.

That's sports. Unless it's like a tournament game. But I've never, I've, I, dude, I might watch four or five college basketball games during the season until the tournament. Maybe. And that's, that's being generous. Unless there's like, some kids. kid that's like you have to watch. Yeah.

Which doesn't really happen as much these days. College of basketball is so streaky. I wasn't watching Boozer. You get up by 16 points in the first half and it doesn't matter because that'll shrink to four points like early in the second half. I am excited for the bear season this year. I will say that. I'm happy.

I want you to be more into it. What's the chat saying? Chad is saying show him the TBS version of, I'm assuming. major league uh i don't know what this is did y all talk about the r j clip on this podcast with cam newton is there something gone out with that i've not i'm not familiar don't know we'll look into it but people are just you know they're talking i do have a special announcement for tomorrow's show kj will be joining us kj ellis my goodness via the monitor here not he's not going to be here what a treat we'll take that we've got some uh some sports tonight

Yeah. Got softball. Big night for Multiview. Got basketball. Game one. What's the line tonight? Don't know. I'm thinking Spurs and six.

Spurs minus three and a half is my guess on the line for tonight. I've got some, I've got a friend. I've got a couple friends who are here. Moved to Austin. They're New York guys, New York City. And they were looking at tickets. They were looking at going to, one guy's going to be a,

In New York City for work, and he was like, I might go and I get the worst ticket in the house he saw was like $3,500. Oh, my God. Yeah. But also, like, they've, the Knicks haven't been in the finals since, like, the early 90s. I was going to say, what are the vibes of this finals? Are people pretty happy with the two teams? Like, they're both likable teams? People like Wembe.

I know that much. It's a great, it's a great series for the NBA because you have the biggest market. New York teams are never that like a lot. outside of New York. Minus four and a half, by the way, Spurs. Yeah, you got the biggest market in New York City, the mecca, as they'll tell you, over and over, versus like just the absolute freak show, Wemby. I'm sure.

And the upstart Spurs team, small market, but still like a good, really good franchise. I know the retail therapy boys are just going to be feasting. It seems like every episode in the past, like, month they've been always talking about Timothy Shalmay's court side fits. So, at least the whole finals of it. I've become full I've gone full like an old man where like the court side scene

at Nick's games kind of turns me off a little bit. It kind of annoys me. Really? He's a little bit much there. Timmy? I'll say it. Yeah. That instiller? I don't mind. It's just him or it's like it's not even his fault really. It's every

outlet. I'm not exempting us from this. Covered it. It's freaks out about it. It's like he's in a game. That's cool. He's sitting right there. So I don't know. He's also bringing in the car. I'm probably right. I'm got Spurs and six. I'm rocking with the Spurs. I feel bad about it, but I am.

Don't feel bad, man. Who's going to be sitting courtside for the Spurs games, though, you know, like the home teams? Like, clearly New York. Shane Gillis was at a Western Conference Finals game, courtside. San Antonio isn't a celeb hotbed, you know? Yeah. George Strait, of course. George Strait.

Don't think he goes to this first. Maybe Clint Black. Maybe Clint Black will be there. That one older guy who wears the really loud outfits in the hat. Oh, he's everywhere. Oh, is he? Okay. That guy loves basketball.

That guy's whole scene kind of just makes me feel uncomfortable. Yeah, he's basketball is Marlins man. He's everywhere. Yeah. He will definitely be there. Yeah. So there you go. All right.

Who else? Who else will be there in San Antonio? Who do they have? I'll tell you who won't be there, Charles Barkley. Why is that? They don't like him there. It's true. That's right.

That's right. Yeah, it's a good pool. Good pull, Randall. All right. We're going to record voicemails later today. You can still leave a voicemail 888-618-48-44-22. That's the pipeline. But yeah, I highly suggest jumping into Patreon right now.

Try it free for a week. But cold calls was a blast. We also forgot to say off the time. I think we're locking in officially roommate week. Roommate Week. Are emailing Dave and calling in for about roommate stories. Dave at washedmedia.com. Dave at washedmedia.com for your roommate stories.

What are these roommate stories? These like fun roommate stories? Fun, maybe roommates from hell. Shit, I've told all my good roommate stories, I think. I'll think of something too. There are definitely some terrible ones out there. Yeah. I think everybody at some point, I've looked back on my roommate time, and I was like,

man, I probably did some stuff that I'm like, I was a weird roommate for doing that. And I'm even thinking just a bad one, just a bad room. For some reason, I was just thinking post grad like apartment roommates, but like the random roommates freshman year in the dorms, like there's probably there's tons of stories probably from people. It's a really awkward way to do it. Like it's very awkward to take a kid who, any kids who have lived at home their whole lives, you say, now you're on your own with like a kid you've never met, most likely.

That's a very odd thing. Sink or swim. All right. We'll see tomorrow with KJ. Bye.