Circling Back - The Savannah Bananas & Dude Perfect Collab We've Been Waiting For | Circling Back 5-4-26

Episode Date: May 4, 2026

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The Maddo Ranchos. All right, we're back. Circling Back podcast, Monday morning. Had a big weekend. You had a big weekend? We had a big weekend. We had a collective. Yeah.

My name is Dave. I'm feeling good. Producing today is Randall Trimbecky. Hi, Dave. I made the fourth be with you. Yeah. Your emphasis on the wrong. Salabo reminded me of a Instagram post I saw this morning from our good friend, Sam Taylor,

about a good way to spend a Saturday in Austin, Texas, and she called it ski shores. Fee Shores. What's wrong with that? Well, everyone calls it Ski Shores. She calls it Ski Shores. Okay. Just saying. Go there, get you a vodka soda.

Get you a vodka soda at Ski Shores. I'm at all ranchos. Let's try it again since he kind of bricked it. He's got a hangover voice. Producing the podcast, Randall Trimbecki. Hi, Dave. May the fourth be with you. That's pretty good, dude.

Thanks, man. Dude, come on. You know what, though? It's funny. You can dunk on them for that, but the first person to say that this morning was you. That was you. You asked if I said it.

You know why I thought of it on my way in? You know how the digital signs on the highway? They change it for whatever. It said that. Someone typed me, the fourth be with you. I was like, I looked at my text, dot, having a little fun. Look at my phone real quick to verify that today was May 4th, and I was like, just a day.

It said, may the fourth be with you also. A day of Doork Don't drink and drive. Click it. Also, put your seatbelt on. It's not worth it. Or yeah, it's a text. It can wait. Turn around, don't drown.

There's another one. But then I was like, man, Randy's going to hit me at that right when I walk and I know it. So I got ahead of it. One that you need to abide by. two hands on the wheel, don't get another DWJ. Nisa thinks no good.

We're not doing that. No jacking while driving, Dylan. That was my Jarger Binks. Yeah. Telling Dylan not to get a DWJ? Yeah. I don't have any DWJs on record. Hey, that wasn't on my bingo car today.

Yeah. Like, make it make sense. No, tracking you will. God, stop. See, that's Yon. It's not even good. No, it wasn't. I don't, I don't, I don't,

depleted. We just start over? I do have a live show. I do have a depleted voice. Call 1-800 my reset. See, before, before we did live shows, we just would have started over there. That's not even true.

We were just going to call on with it. Yeah, three minutes of gas. And try to recover. Three minutes of gas. Speaking of, Dylan Shivery. Pretty, well, I was pretty stoked to be here. Now I'm just like hoping. The Eggman.

Jeffrey Eggstein. No one's called me Jeffrey Eggstein. It's not funny. He's a terrible. person. Terrible man. I don't want to... Anyway. Somebody broke into his cell and cracked his yoke.

No, he did it to himself. He cracked his own yoke. Right. The cameras. The cameras, they went off, sadly. I'm still excited to be here and still excited for the rest of today's show. We'll get better. I promise you nowhere to go up or nowhere to go about up.

The listeners at home. I think we've had a good start, actually. Dude, the weather was so nice this weekend. Yeah, dude. You can tell us all about it in the upcoming segment. Bro, let's go out this weekend. That one. It's a tease.

What going on on the TL? It's catching up. I was a little bit offline yesterday. Not like off the radar, off the grid, but I was just put the phone down a little bit just so I could hunker down, watch a little golf. I didn't end up watching golf. He had like an eight-shot lead. Oh, my gosh, this sucks.

Not super eventful. Oh, I wanted. this is me cuck in my upcoming segment but like all wanted to do is watch some golf watch a little speed action he didn't speed like just i don't even know where he finished he wasn't on the first page not good showed some signs though i had a nice little thursday when someone plays like that you just tip your cap and try to get him at the next one dave you know yeah i guess that is a good way to go about it you drive uphill and it shows conserve gas dude i actually did fill up It was not good.

It's ugly out there right now. Dude. But just drive downhill. Also fill up at night because the gas is more powerful when it's cool. He didn't say the one thing, the best way to do it. You have to, what I do is I just fill up my tank half at a time. Yeah. So you're not paying as much.

Wow. It's really smart. Yeah. Or it's 50% off basically. A quarter of it at a time. Is that Charles Barkley? I believe that was Shaft. I believe that was Shat.

It was one of those two. Okay. I can't remember which one. It's probably a number of people, really. It's a good tip. Yeah. You're kind of capped, though. If you drive downhill to the function, how do you get back?

Well, also driving downhill. You just got to go take a longer way around. Yeah. You have to go out of your way to find more downhills. Okay. Maybe you're finding an escarpment. Okay. Maybe there's a way that I still know about.

Okay. You probably don't even have your airs full of tire to conserve on gas. Your air is full of tire? Yep. My ass. You probably don't, dude. Yeah, you probably don't have your airs full of tire. Man, I'm coming off a bachelor party weekend.

You probably don't. Why don't you go get a coffee? The fridge is plentiful. There's some fridge sigs. Yeah, so it could be Ria time. No thanks, Dave. Why are you praying for my dawnfall? Many people can drink coffee without getting diarrhea, Randy.

No. What are you doing? Go drink some. Go get some. I'm actually, this is a, this is an order. Go get some. You want me to go get a nitro coal? Will you drink it? I'll drink it. He's your superior. If you're ordering me to go do it, I'm not wanting to question orders. No, because then you'll get, knowing you, you will get re- If you order me to get rid of crime. And then you'll get sick. And then you'll, like, uh, sue us, be like, I was forced, I was forced to, I was forced to, I was expecting the chain of command. My boss showed me as cannons. Yeah. I can't help but notice. You're showing a lot of chest in that E. J. Prisinski, Jersey. What are you doing? This is exactly about a chest that Dave was showing on Thursday. Is that the only AJ Prisinski jersey ever sold? People want boy toy Dave. They don't want boy toy rand.

You're the guy, you're archiving your ass picks. Or I guess they're stencil picks. Get that stints out of my T.L. dog. And now you're coming back, show, you still got a little flirtiness in you. No. That's a flirty button right there, dude. Here's the thing. Otherwise is this.

It looks like a complete dwee. No, you don't. Yes, you do. If you're full- It looks pretty normal. No, no, I think that looks completely to be. It's not a polo shirt. I mean, it's a jersey.

Take it down on it. Yeah, see you look at what. I'm already, go play a game. I think it just bothers me because it's AJ Prisci. I'm ready to pod. Like a universally disliked MLB player. I don't even think his family. I think his family showed up to the games to watch him play.

Why is it? Dan did this the other day with... What do? During a Masters show, We were talking about Sam Burns. Dan noted that Sam Burns, even his family doesn't want him to win or something. And I was like, why did it get so personal?

Sam Burns not liked, I think he's. No, he's fine. I was reading against him. But funny enough, he was actually like, I don't know if he finished T5. He had a good tournament. He had top ten. Anyway, and then you just said that AJ Prisinski's family didn't go to the games. I wasn't even here for that Dan joke.

No, you weren't. But it was just an oddly personal thing. I was like, Jesus. His family probably does. that support them. Yeah, I'm just taking, I'm just taking shots. Financially connected to Sam Burns and AJ Prisdinski. Yeah. Subscribe to our Spotify. You can watch the show with video.

If you're not watching on YouTube live, which you can right now, you should try doing it on Spotify. Go ahead, buddy. It's also a flirty button over there on Dylan. I'm going to say right there, look at this. That's some chest there. That's some chest poking out too. I'll get a little flirty, would it?

Throwing stones and glass houses over here. I'm not a fucking little. Again, it's just a Prasinski play. But I'll show a little chest hair on you. I don't care. It's Matt Flurry. This is why you got to be watching on Spotify to be seeing what we're talking about. Yeah, you have no clue how flirty it is in here.

I'm just wearing my poncho shirt, T-shirt. I don't even sponsor today. You love that thing, man. Yeah, you'd say that, but I haven't worn it in forever. You know why? In fact, I haven't worn it in like a year. Do you want to know why? Because it's been sitting at the bottom of my hamper, I thought I lost it.

I finally did every piece of laundry yesterday, all of it. And I found the shirt. I've been looking for this. Hold on. Back it up. I got a question. Yeah, I get it. Do you sometimes just pull some of the laundry out of your dirty clothes hamper to clean them?

Well, I have a bunch of stuff that's marked for, in my mind, marks for dry cleaning at the very, very bottom. It's just stuff that I won't wear again because of the season change. And that got somehow lost in the shuffle. Okay. And it's just a good poncho. It's a good shirt. Yeah. I like it.

It's very comfy. Form fitting. I understand your system with the dry cleaning stuff because like where do you? you put it in the meantime, right? I don't have a separate dry cleaning bag. I don't either. I should, but I don't. I don't really have room for it.

I don't know. I don't know what I do with my shit. Yeah, what do you do? I guess you could just take it to the cleaner. Well, here's the other thing. My wife's been throwing in, like, she throws in, like, dresses. Like, oh, yeah, take this, too. Also, go ahead and I foot the bill for it.

Probably just wot it up and just crow hop it into the closet. Why do you crow hop? I want to make sure it gets in there. pretend you're hitting the are you skipping the cutoff man or you're going right to home if I'm crowhopping I'm I'm going home with it Rhodes has been

he kind of knows how to grow hop but it's let he he just and it works but he's got it's more of a vertical jump he doesn't have like the weight distribution yet he'll get there he's five but it's funny sounds cute yeah it is um he's kind of nice

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to get a hold of you you can submit to the form can anonymously leave your number we'll call call you we'll call you tomorrow and we'll just talk I want you to have like something good to talk about we'll discuss we've got matters

to discuss you know what it is it's only on Patreon it's great content and also let's start refilling the coffers 8886184422. That's the pipeline. That's for listener voicemails

that drop on Friday. Here's some good voicemails. I'd love to hear from you. All right. Let's talk about this weekend and fun. Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I like to turn up.

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that you're that you would hear you just want it's just funny oh real funny yeah that i dropped a crucial fly ball okay you know just that that you go for your own stats and it's going for the cutoff man a beta move just enjoying the chat right now it is beta um it depends where that where the action is you know did bow jackson ever hit a cutoff man i doubt it you probably did at something now yeah you just gunning dudes down i host a couple of dudes down in my day not a big deal we're at the car wash nope from left field pose and boys i had i had i had a good arm i had a good arm still do some say who's about you're who's saying who's saying you still like are there people out there like yeah just guys still got a good arm yeah people i mean you guys did

do a whole video about it back in Pondavidra, didn't you? About Dylan's arm. How's that football? Didn't go Dylan's way. Still an arm. It wasn't a regulation ball. It was made a rubber and it was weirdly shaped. The guy who made the AFC championship didn't have trouble throwing it.

No, the NFL quarterback who stands at 6'6 didn't have a problem throwing a football. The guy who dapped up and Prohug Dan as soon as seeing him, he saw him. I was like, damn, what a great moment for Dan. That made Dan's year, I think. I was so happy for him. That'd be like me seeing not going to compare. compared to Dirk, because obviously now, but it'd be like, if I sees, who's the comp? Dack?

I don't know. Yeah. A guy I have like a, I feel a bond with because they went to my school. Barrick Neely, sure. Berwick Neely. He just immediately sees my T-Stay shirt and just daps me up. I'm like, oh, well, well, I didn't blow it. Or maybe I did.

You just don't know it. Anyways. Oh, anyway, tell about your weekend. My weekend. I had a good weekend, not a, not a bleak end. Now people are excited, people are cheering at home. Bachelor party, local bachelor party here in Austin for buddy Nick. They're getting married in June.

So he had a lot of his friends come in. Like half the group was awesome people, half the people were his friends from back home. And it was a good time. We did not race at Cota like we were supposed to. We didn't even get to go go-karting at all. We were supposed to go Friday, and it was a really shitty, rainy day here in Austin. So it was, we were just calling audibles left and right. We tried doing indoor goat cart racing.

They said they'd be able to accommodate us, then they weren't able to. Did you get all the way there and realize that? Yeah. Like they told us to come at 1 o'clock and that we'd be able to first come, first serve, and we got there at like 1240. And they're like, yeah, we can't. So then we just pivoted, got some Pinehouse, did some bowling. That was fun.

and then went home a little bit and then we went to Neksta. It's a Mission Star restaurant, I believe, here in Austin, which is a tacheria, but they were doing a special Persian night. So we had a lot of Persian food. We had some mini, here, Dylan, listen to this. You're ready for this?

We had some mini glizzies about that big that had caviar on them. Wow. I just don't know if I need that. Wow. Yeah. Many caviar glizzies. Apparently.

I'm never in a scenario where I'm like, dude, I just need caviar on. I tried it once and it's I was not a fan of it. This is a little baller talk here, but like seriously like I just I'm fine without the cabb you are. I did not know that hot dogs were big in the Middle East apparently. That's what the owner said. Okay. Did you have a taco at all? No. So I don't think there was any tacos. There was an empanada, I think that was like a fusion.

Were they good? Yeah, everything was really good. Were you disappointed? No, it was good. I was, I was disappointed at everyone. Everyone laughed when I walked in because it was only beer and wine. So they're like, oh, no. So what did you do? I did wine. Did their sweetest wine, a Riesling. It was good.

You did a Riesling, huh? I said, I said, what's your sweetest wine? That's it. I'm like, I'll do some of that. Did you even ask about mead? No, no. I did ask about mead when we were at Pinehouse, though. Did you hit it off with like some other mead dork?

No, not this time. We don't have it, but I know a great spot. That's literally what happened when Will and I went to Pine House that one time. So that was Friday. Then we went out to the bars east side. How was that? Good. Have you ever been to the Mescal ball bar at Whistler's upstairs?

I have, yeah. Yeah. It's been a while, but yeah. Just kind of hung out. Then Saturday was in the morning did Butler Pitchin' Putt. I did pretty well. I parted off the last four holes. Okay.

Brett taught me a little swing tip. I think things are happening. taught me how to chip better, my foot placement. And it helped a lot. Sure. It's a big part of it. Yeah. So did that.

Then we got Terry Blacks. And then later we went out to Coco's right down the street here. I watched the Kentucky Derby and just, you know, it was pretty good. I mean, there's so many screens. Like, we were, we were only only people on that. J.R. So it was fun.

Did not win. Then we went out to Yala Boy. There was a free concert at Central Machine Works. So we just went there for the second act. We got Donata, dinada margaritas beforehand, which are always strong. And then we went back and we played baseball. Have you guys ever played the drinking game baseball?

It's a big. Yes. Yeah. I have not. We used to play that way back in the day. It's very fun. It's a mix between beer pong and flip cup. I like the idea that even like in Dillon's like wildest,

years he couldn't stop doing baseball related activities like he couldn't drink without doing a baseball game yeah it was fun and then that's like that's a loaded bachelor party weekend good for nick and co it was very it was very fun and yesterday it was just about recovery got a lot of good sun in too because nice day just sit in the sun but yeah fun fun weekend very cool dylan like randy you said Friday was just a wash man we had some extreme weather that day so actually started on thursday but it rained all day Friday too so it was a pretty low-key Friday night uh did go to etcho for dinner though to etcho mm-hmm chelso and i in parks and we brought uno big uno face did you hold all the cards i held all the cards which i learned that you're not supposed to

do no no you're trying to get rid of those things yeah you want to get rid of them uh Saturday, big, big day. Parks had a pool party to go to. Weather was beautiful Saturday and Sunday, so he had a pool party. Chelsea and I, we went to Barton Springs while he was there. And, man, Austin's getting hot. Like, they're just hard bodies everywhere. Look, it's been pretty hot. It's always insurance salesmen.

It's young hard bodies everywhere. People who go to run clubs. Run clubs. Yeah, it was. Did you feel insecure? No, I felt great. I felt good. Because you said you're going to consider joining a run club.

No. That would be a good fantasy punishment or show punishment. You have to join a club, run club for like six weeks. You go, you get into it, you get the bug. I would just drop out of the runner's bug. I would drop out of that league, if that was a punishment. It's not a league. It's a club.

Oh, I give it your sand. I think like you might enjoy it. I don't think so. I think once you got through that first week and realized your body can handle it, you might get all in. You never know who you might meet. You might run into some local influencers, celebs at the run club.

Ooh, yeah. Maybe one that you've been harassing to get on this podcast. I asked her a question a couple times. She didn't get back to me, so I don't think it's happening. Anyway, Parks had a sleepover Saturday night. Had two buddies over. That was a good time. Picked up Jets pizza.

Mm, very, very good. Parks had a baseball game yesterday. Two for three. And for those keeping track at home, he is now, he's four for five over his last two games. He's trending. He's trending. He's, he's fine in barrels, and it's good.

We love it. Yeah, even his outs, they're hard outs. He's become a little asset on that team, man. You know, you love to see it. How's the team doing? Not good. We lost 9 to 2 yesterday. All right.

One of the runs, Parks scored after he hit a base hit, he got a base hit and scored. And then the second run that they scored was an RBI from Parks. on his second base hit. So he's got his fingerprints all over that scorecard, even though the team is taken to some else. But that's okay. They're having fun. There's always a place

on a team for somebody who makes contact and hustles. That's really good defense. And that's it, man. That's it. Pretty nice little weekend. I guess you all want to know what I did, huh? Is that what this is? Dave, what's you do this weekend? Thank you, Randall. We did Jets

Friday. It felt like a good Jets night. Um, picked it up. I was able to stop it too. Typically, I'm a three boy, but I was like, I don't need this. If I do three, I'm just going to be miserable. So I stop myself. Friday night, um, more on this later.

I dusted off something that I haven't dusted off in a long, long time, a long time. But I'm going to leave it there as a little T. Saturday, though. Saturday, I was a little worried because as Dylan mentioned, it rained all day, Friday. And, uh, we weren't sure if our practice. our pre-playoffs practice was going to get canceled for t-ball it did not four o'clock rolled around the weather is beautiful those fields at oak hill by the way drain really well there's still like the walkways a little bit wet like a lot muddy but the fields themselves they they drain fairly

well if you're ever wondering we were up there sunday early you get a little extra bp in actually they've really nice cages yeah they do yeah they do um so had practice it was great we got to There was a kid on the team who I dislocated his elbow early in the season that came back and he's back. He's back for the playoff push. I was like, oh, dude, completely forgot. You were, here you are. Back on the team. That's sick.

After that, went to Pinehouse, Eastside Pinehouse. However, there's a difference. Hold on. Two pizza stops? Yep. Whoa. Oh, wait, how on? I think I know where this is going.

you better you better you're you think I'm gonna better you better you better have called it you think I'm telling on myself here but I'm not um went to pine house the one off 290 which I'd never been to their specialty is also Detroit style pizza um I went smashburg it just this was Saturday correct okay yeah because if you had done the Sunday then yeah would have reset and you could have done the pizza but you didn't I did not violate the Zoccar yeah good I did go smash burger and it was mainly you know i just wasn't i didn't want pizza i didn't want to go back to back on i didn't want to have to like deal with like the judgment of going back to back and violating alleged zahkar norms you wrote the rules i didn't write them i just interpret them uh but i did go

smash burger and if you're wondering does a pizza place on the east side make a good smash burger yes they do they've also got wings okay chicken sandwich it's a good they've got a good menu yeah Oh, cocos. Remember we went and I said they had really good fries. Yes. I got an order the bacon cheese fries. They're good. You just gave up this weekend.

Oh, they were really good. They're like thicker cut fries and they're like good. Did you get the snitchel? No, no. We just mainly just did. I did get a dog, a jalapeno cheddar brought. I'm glad you brought up brought. Sunday rolled around.

Lazy Sunday, hung out, played some ball outside. Rhodes is catching the ball. he's catching pop-ups now. I'm not saying he's got the best form, but he's fought. And he's catching him, and he's getting excited when he does it. That's awesome.

I'm thinking by the time, maybe in a year, we're out there throwing, playing catch, hopefully. We had brots that we needed to make. I love a bro. And I did something I've never done.

I gave him a beer bath. Oh. I beer bathed the brots. I went triple B on them. A little pants beer for the brats? two light beers in the aluminum tray, please. Chopped up some onions,

do some butter in there, threw it on the pellet smoker, just let it light simmer for about 40 minutes, really get some flavor. Then I took it off, threw them up on a higher temp, seared them. They were great.

That sounds phenomenal. The smell, it just smelled like a baseball game. It smelled like a Ranger game. It smelled like summertime. You know what? I'm going to do something I've never done before. Randy,

I'm just going to send you, can I send you a pick? Go ahead, send me a pick. I'm going to send you a pick. Send me a pick on the side. I think when you see this beer, this beer bath, they're going to be like, oh, my God, I could smell it. Yeah, there we go. That's going to be how I do the brats going forward. And I know that's not like a, like, I didn't like invent something crazy here.

I probably should have been doing this a lot, but I didn't. So here we are. Watch a little puck last night. Avs Wild were, uh, Avs Wild was just an insane. hockey game. That's going to be a fun series. A miserable series if you have a dog in the hunt because like you just don't know. Yeah, zoom in on that. Look at that, man. Oh, yeah. That's a beer bath right there. Oh, my God. Open up your Spotify app if you're listening right now. Look at this. Oh, God. So good. Don't worry. They cooked more than that. So that was it. Just a just a fun,

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I didn't know if we were calling. at that. And of course, we had the J.B. Morgan exec lawsuit allegations. And some stuff started to trickle out Friday, as you knew, you knew it would. We were very skeptical. I think we handled the story. We're like, this doesn't seem real. There's a lot of things.

Didn't pass the smell test. Yeah, it didn't pass muster. Sure. And come to find out the accuser, the man, the, the, the, the, the, the, the plaintiff who filed the lawsuit, came out. He was caught rehearsing his claims on a legal chatbot 10 months before going public. He changed the company name. He changed the gender and the alleged abusers of the alleged abuser said it was a man. And he went on some like ask free legal or some website where you can talk to somebody. You can talk to a lawyer. They'll link you up. And he'd

this scenario to see if he had like a valid claim um but yeah they the new york post they basically ran a story friday being like yeah it was a complete fabrication and then everybody found out who the john do was yeah and people had fun well the the young lady uh her name was in the lawsuit which was obviously made public correct um defamation countersuit is that that's got to be the next step here? That poor woman. I mean, if this was totally fabricated using a very real person from

the company, that's pretty fucking sorry, man. Sure, maybe some recourse in her future. Well, come to find out the lawsuit was filed and then they pulled it to make some corrections and then they just never refiled it. So like the lawsuit isn't even technically a lawsuit at this point.

But anyway, I've been kind of cracking up. but just the people that are just tweeting out this guy's pick, his headshot, his LinkedIn photo. He looks like a, it's like a cartoon? It does look very cartoonish. He looks like a cartoon. Polymarket now has his pending divorce.

You can bet on that. That's so fucking sorry. That's so sorry, dude. It's almost like polymarket's not a good thing. But we I think we were the only people to be skeptical about this Sure We were the first

So please credit us when being skeptical She's a top earner dude You gotta be careful You can't go after people like this These big banks You don't know who you're dealing with Did you see the people who Did you see the guy who spotted him

In New York City just walking around in the wild No He's kind of got that shit on He does look good You gotta lay low right There's got to be a defamation. Because this became mainstream memes. Like everyone was, it bled.

When it goes from Twitter to Instagram and TikTok, that's when you know it's gone like full mainstream. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Once my offline friends started sending it to the group chat, bless their heart, they sent like the link to the story like Friday. And I was just like, dude, we covered this like 30 hours ago. Dude, his poor wife, when this came out and the word, the phrase he used to describe her, the racially. And he degraded her chest. The racially charged.

He degraded her up phrase. She's like, and then it comes out that this was all fabricated. She's like, not only is this super embarrassing for you to have made this up. You called me what in front of the world? You know, it's fucking terrible. Yeah, it is. It's terrible. And the use of canons, a lot of people pointed out that, like, women don't use that word to describe their own chest.

Another red flag. That was the classic, you know, Inglorious Bastards, Three meme. Clock that immediately. Yes. Good call. Yeah. Although I would like to meet a young lady who calls them cannons. Yeah.

She goes into the plastic surgeon. I just want some cannons. Give me some. Give me some serious. Set me up with some cannons, please. Give me some scuds. Yeah. That's good.

Scuds? Yeah. I can do that. I don't know. I don't do that. I typically don't comment on that. Yeah. So we'll continue to monitor this.

I don't, I mean, this guy, this poor guy. I say poor guy. Poor guy. I know. It just. Poor lady. He looks very, well, she's the real victim here. You're right.

It's just like he's so obvious. It's so obvious. He looks, has a look. to him you're gonna know it's him when you see him in new york city very recognizable gentleman he shouldn't have done this he should not have done this so he he was just trying to fabricate this hoping that they would just like settle out and correct and then now he just completely is everyone knows what he looks like and we'll probably have to pay money yeah fucking what a turn around he's thinking the deep pockets of jp morgan chase would just want this to go away and kind of

I'm a check. Didn't go that way. Yeah, it's hard, like, rooting for, like, the big major corporation, but even though I do bank with them. But, yeah, this guy was definitely wrong. Yeah, full disclosure, we bank with them as well as a company. Definitely. Which can't.

So fucking. That does influence our journalistic integrity on the story. So you probably be careful. Sure. I let people know that. Yeah. It's not a good sign when, like, his first thought is like, okay, I'm going to go against the bank, but I'm also going to go on a, uh, a, uh, a little bit.

a bot lawyer, GPT to figure out if I have a claim at all, a claim at all. Instead of going to an actual, like, I know a lawyer, like in New York City.

Like, I'm going to go online and see if, like, they think this is valid. That should not be your first stop. No. Most places will give you a free consultation.

Go ahead and go talk to, go talk to an employment lawyer. Say, hey, look, I got this. Might be lucrative. Hey, get your beak wet. I got this,

this, my boss keeps on posting my butt on my birthday on the timeline. Do I have a... Except this past year. Dumb question. That's not privileged information when you reached out? The website thing? Yeah.

Great question. And I don't know how they found that information. But no, because I think a lot of it, he wasn't actually talking to a lawyer. Okay. He was talking to an AI. Okay. It's not certified to practice. law, I guess, the AI chat bot.

Not yet, but you know, AI is changing everything. It's true. Mm-hmm. Yes. That's a good point, David. Well, we'll be monitoring the countersuit there when that eventually happens. Interesting. Yeah.

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It caught a few minutes of my attention. It banana time. Lucky me, I happen to tune in right as Dude Perfect hit the field. Because what makes Savannah bananas more palatable than a little Dude Perfect action. But like, everything goes better with a little DP. So they, the Savannah bananas, they hit Kyle Field in college station, of course, where the fighting Texas A&M Aggies play football.

Dude, they took on our tailgators. They took the hell from our tailgators. That's right. Yeah, the Texas tailgators. You don't go into Texas and just take down our tailgators. You got fucking, you got punk, boys. 102,000 people filled Kyle Field to watch this, by the way. It's actually pretty crazy Randy

I'm gonna can you pull some stuff up I'm gonna send you a little vid Because say what you want They brought it dude They brought the video before the pregame stuff It's pretty crazy 102's a lot You never played ball in front of 1002,000 people

I haven't I definitely haven't Look at this That's before first pitch That's insane That's crazy right Like, that looks fake. Is that the tailgators right there?

Oh, yeah. All right, Dylan, go ahead. Go ahead. Time for some unkslop with Dylan. Slop it up. I can't stand the Savannah Bananas. I hate what they're doing to the game that I know and love. I grew up watching.

I can't stand it. They're making a mockery of baseball. I can't stand it. I'm sorry. I know that their demographic is not a 42-year-old man. I get it. I get it. Yeah, well, back in my day, we only ate bananas.

Good source of potassium. You probably don't know that. I was there when Theodore Roosevelt to tell people they couldn't litter them anymore. Most people don't know that reference. Shout to softcore. There's not much like, like, there's not much you can do to, like, trick up the game of baseball.

Actually, there is. Yeah. Turns out. The on-field, like, the actual baseball part of it. Like, the shenanigans are all just a bonus side show. But it's... Are you upset that you couldn't catch a pop fly while doing a backflip? They catch it between their legs and shit.

Behind their back. Okay. Okay. You can't do that. I bet I could have I practiced it. Oh, here we go. This guy says he's as good, if not better than Savannah Banana. I didn't say that.

I wonder if there's people that, like, thought, had the same idea with basketball in the Harlem Globetrotters. Like, they're making a mockery of basketball. Dude, they invoke the golden batter. What happens when that, when, when, the golden batter the golden batter comes out what happens they it's a whole thing and he comes out he's badass

fuck i think he flew out no he didn't i think he okay by the way the dimensions at kyle field aren't built for baseball i don't know if you notice that so they they did this before i think it was a clemson they've done this where they they they don't yeah like they they just use the dimensions of the football field it's kind of tight there's just a big big net left field is 185 185 so a guy hit what would have been just a routine pop fly and it cleared the fence by like 50 feet and it was a home run.

Find the dude perfect intro. You sent in the Gertrat, right? Yeah, there's a, there's a, there's a video in TMD from yesterday the day before. And a dude perfect, they're trying, they're trying to learn what they're figuring out what they're going to do when they come out because you can't just walk out. Also, Tyler Tony, who was, you know, the most perfect of the perfect dudes. of all the dudes he's probably the most perfecto he he got an ab and yeah they're they're like he's the greatest athlete of our era you know they're pumping it up whatever he struck out he didn't

come close to making contact with the ball he'd probably never strikeouts happen he probably hadn't seen 85 is this one dave yeah yeah yeah no it's not that one actually it's it's after that um yeah that's so they just give in you can't yeah that's the one you can't just uh Like, how hard would it be if they came to Austin to get you in AB? They're bigger. We don't have Dude Perfect pool, man. Yeah, but you're talking all this ish. Is Dude Perfect kind of jump on the shark a little bit?

It's their home field. You don't think they're going to be involved? Dude Perfect. I feel like these, these, this event of bananas are for kids. Dude Perfect is for kids. There's a lot of overlap. Yeah. That little SaaS video wouldn't have happened if our friend was still a dude perfect.

Our friend hashtag Chad. He wouldn't have signed off on that. There's a way to do it. Maybe, probably not. All right, play this, Randy. This is good. There's your boy, Garrett. Upgrading our bosses a moat wheel.

Hit the scuba, hit the scuba. Oh, Dylan. Dylan, that's you. Here they go. They did all the moves. They practiced. I don't think anyone saw here. You're going to get that upside down dude hat?

No. I know. No, I'm not. Back in my day, the only upside down dudes we saw, Mussolini. Okay, I was wondering where that was going to go. I thought you're going to say, like, in the muck and Vietnam or something. Yeah.

Anyway, that was good. Anyway. I have, I also, am also on the side of I don't really care about the hats and the shirts at Masters. I think I like this Van Bananas. I would go to a game. I'm sure it would be a lot of fun. I'm proud of Parks for not being a Savannah bananas kid. Is he aware of it?

And I don't think it's because he heard me talk down on them. Oh, he's aware of it, yeah. He's just like, nah, it's not for me. Like, that's my boy. God, I don't, I know. How do I keep this from my son? Hey, click on the, I did a hyperlink. That's where you can actually click on the thing and it'll take you to a website.

A hyperlink. Don't mansplain hyperlinks to me. Okay, so this picture is making the rounds over the weekend, too. The caption is, what has happened to the game that I love, or I once loved, and it's a picture of bats available for purchase that looks like a Dick sporting guns. I'm not exactly sure. And it's an eastern section of the bats, and they are all just, like, neon color with, like, bubble letters on them. And it's the Savannah Bananification of baseball is what people are calling it.

and yeah they they look like this not they don't all look like this you can get a regular looking bat still but there are a lot the one on the far left one of parks his teammates has that bat actually yeah it looks like they're straight out like fortnight no shocker it's on the far left and so people are people are posting pictures of their like 1999 eastons with like this this used to be a proper country we played ball with a crowbar yeah this is This is the bananas effect. Absolutely. Does Bruce Bolt gloves of the kids like or seem a little banana-fied do?

The color schemes. It's very old-school chargers. And like Parks says, Parks says like pale yellow batting gloves and a yellow bat. So he's not like totally exempt from this. So I'm not like totally speaking down on this. But he doesn't have this type of look going. I wonder what the average salary for a banana is.

Weird sentence. Dude, a banana recently got called up. Really? Yeah. I think he's eating like AAA somewhere right now. Yeah, I mean, these guys are all, at least they all played at a minimum college. For sure. You can tell that they have like real, you know, baseball backgrounds.

Which I brought up to you guys in the office other day. Like, do you think that there are college kids that are playing baseball that know I'm probably not good enough to go pro? Yeah. But like if I start working on my social media presence and like doing like, doing like, Like bits and dances, I can maybe get on one of these us Savannah banana teams. Like yeah, they're like, all right, time to shift gears from being like caring about, you know, the world college world series. Let's let's start doing some stuff. Let's start doing some stuff.

Yeah, you got to start thinking. Like, all right, I'm, I'm not, I'm only throwing, you know, 88. I'm, you know, I'm a fine bullpen pitcher here at a Tyler Jr. College. I can. But I've also, I've also got a little motion. Mm-hmm. I got a little swag. I can dance.

I got, yeah. For a white boy, I can, I really got some motion for it. I'm going to spend a month to learn how to, like, juggle baseball bats or something like that. There it is. Yeah, if you have a bit, you can really, yeah. The pitcher for the, uh, the Texas tailgators, he just wore a backwards cap.

Just sit. It's a good bit. Yeah. And he struck out Tyler Tony. Dang. Damn. What if Tony had just taken him, Tyler, Tony, had taken him yard? I expected him to at least put it in play.

Was he close? No. just behind it or out in front actually was you guys throwing junk or was he throwing it they need a knuckle baller we need the bananas need a guy who throws like bit pitches that sounds like dillon's nightmare to get struck out at Kyle Kyle Field doing your Savannah Pananas game

that sucks yeah that sucks you just have to go straight to the dungeon they have a dungeon under there you know that right they have a dungeon under Kyle Field they do I didn't know that yeah that's where they hold the 12th man yeah I hate it, man. You need to embrace it.

This is what Major League Baseball is going to be. I have no choice but to embrace it. I mean, they're selling out Kyle Field. You're going to see. Gabriel Stang Power. Corey Seeger's going to like, Cupid Shuffle down to first base. The creator of Banana Ball,

he's at all these games, and he wears like a banana yellow suit with a little yellow top, matching top hat everywhere. A bowler hat. He looks like a buffoon. I watched some interviews that he's had It's been interesting like the way that he

They market themselves and everything to do You're a banana ball guy I would I'll go to a game I find it interesting the Of course you would Yeah The video that we watched earlier like they do a whole pregame Thing outside the stadium

Like he like talked about that It's like part of like the pre-show Is part of the game too It's like getting everyone to go tailgate and have fun And like doing performances out there It gets you know is also part of the experience. I had no...

I had no clue that they did that. And they have, like, all the players come out to, like, meet everyone beforehand, too. So it's like, oh, like, people get to interact. I'd be the guy wearing the cowboy hat. That's what I would play in. A lot of the Texas Telgators have cowboy hats. Texas.

Yeah. There's a dude right now. You're right. There's like a 22-year-old dude. He's like, man, I'm... Maybe... We'll see. maybe I get drafted, but if I don't,

go pick up chicks and Savannah. I bet these guys are absolute menaces. I bet these guys like... Like with the ladies? I bet these guys are just at the bar. It's like Top Gun. It's like these dudes, like, are seriously celebs. Your daughter brings home a Savannah banana.

Oh, God. To Christmas. We've talked about, you know, we don't know what kids should go into, like, as far as college. If you're a good, if you're, if you're a high schooler listening to this right now and you're good enough to go play college ball, you need to learn how to do some practical effects, make a name for yourself on social media. And you need to be like able to light a baseball on fire like as a magic trick and like throw it. Savannah bananas would love that. If they tried that yet? I don't know, but that'd be kind of cool if the pitcher just like

randomly just lit it on fire and threw it. Everyone, like, whoa. Do you see that Savannah's relief pitcher, Savannah banana, who like his biggest. He swallowed the baseball and laid down his back and pulled his shins behind his ears and just farted the ball down the pike, just struck that dude out with a butt shot. I missed that. Yeah. Did you see that guy? I missed that one somehow, Dave. There was a-

You think that's possible? There was a famous stripper in Austin for years who made the, uh, she did like the fraternity just the ping pong ball trick. Yeah. And I'll leave the rest of the, uh, she did like the fraternity. to your imagination. No, no. Explain it in detail. Dixie, I think she, her name was?

Hmm. I think Dixie was her name, and it could be wrong. She was, she was famous locally. Where is she at now? Don't know. I don't keep up with Dixie.

Now just the chicks. Oh, thank you, Randy. Was it Wianna? Who is the South? They're like, dude, Fiji House. They got Dixie and I, dude, we're totally stopping by.

Dude, yeah. You got to do that during a fucking frass. How you dirty rush. Yeah. Dude, dude, the Lohoo. Dude, the lo-hoop term is coming up. Dude, the rumors are Dixie's coming through. Who's the most well-known banana?

Tyler Tony. Probably the Stilts guy. I can tell you a C-LTILT guy, too. There's a unicycle. Is there? Yeah. Dude, even the umpires are like showmen. Yeah.

Oh, I noticed that too. Why did one of them have his face covered up like an ice agent? I don't know. Like a mascot. You definitely watch much more than I did. That's a bit. It's a bit like the umps just have to hide their fate identities. Maybe.

Because they're doing something so deplorable, calling people out and shit, like, like, oh, fuck, I got to hide this. I swear I just did it for the bonus. I don't know. They have some cool double plays, though, in Banana Ball. I've seen some highlights. He's like a legit fan, dude. I enjoy, I enjoy good plays. He just enjoys good plays.

Look, I don't want my kid thinking he's going to have to go behind the back to get a routine fly ball. Right. It's not, you shouldn't do that. Yeah. Who's going to be the first ex-MLB, like retired guy? Dude, Jackie Bradley Jr. It was out there. Really?

Yeah. I don't know if you play for the bananas, but he's in the league or maybe he did like a, like a, you know, guest appearance or something. But he played center field for one of these games. Yeah, I feel like every game, they probably have some type of celebrity or something come do at least an at-bat, but I'm not sure. Good for them. 102,000. That's a lot, T. It's about how many people watched.

A&M taking L against Texas. Oh, 24. First game back. Yes. Wow. He just went there, folks. Tilt the L. We got the Savannah bananas.

Tyler, Tony. Whoop. Come on. They got a guy on stilts. That's some real giant energy. Okay. Stilts have always creeped me out. I think it's for Marilyn Manson.

Yeah. Stilts in general, just like, if I see something on, like, my sleep paralysis demon, it's probably not a guy from Southie. It's probably a guy on stilts. It's because we know that legs aren't that long, you know? Like, what are you doing? Someone's that tall. They're proportionally that tall.

Why are you trying to be so tall right now? That's a regular body on a long pair of legs. I don't, no way. I don't like it. That doesn't make sense at all. I don't like it. Hey, this episode is brought to you by Better Help. Did you know, Dylan, that May is mental health awareness month?

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I sent a text out over the weekend to a group chat that's been inactive for years. Oh, I see. Yeah. I recently took advantage of my smart TV. You seen these? Yeah. You can stream games on your smart TV. If you have, let's say you're an Xbox member, you can sign in.

And if they have games on there, you can play them through the TV without having to go turn your system on or whatever. Interesting. We were playing Uno on, because Rhodes saw the little advertisement for Uno. And he's like, we play it on TV. I was like, yeah, I guess we can try it. So we did. It was fun. Nothing beats the real thing.

But I was like, man, I got to go on here and see what else they got. All you do is you get your Xbox controller. You pair it with your TV. Boom. Next thing you know, you're playing whatever you want to play. Really, they've got a bunch of stuff. A lot of it's free. So I did a little war zone Friday and Saturday night. You got the chop out? I'm confused. Is the TV running the game?

Yes. You're streaming it through the cloud. The powerful though? I guess, I'm sure. I don't know how that all works. So yeah, I did. And I had to tell you, riding a bike, the buttons at least. Didn't have to like total muscle memory knew where everything was knew how to switch loadouts knew how to like switch the gun It was just it was so easy and I had I had not touched war zone In like four years three years really long time catch some bodies I did now they have like okay whatever one I was playing they have a casual virgin lobby Yeah they put you in a virgin lobby you're playing you're playing bots man no I was I was playing with people because they were not happy with me because

I didn't have a mic. You were camping, weren't you? No, dude. I was just doing the thing when like the circle, we were just running in with the circle and I was just, I just got lucky and I was just dumbing people. I actually got served a clip this morning of some war zone.

I haven't gotten served one that was in a long time. Maybe it's coming back in general. Is it the Dave Effect? Dude, I hopped on, what was it like a year or so ago? I talked about it on here. And the hacking. I mean, it's a very real thing. I was getting shot through walls like crazy, and I just, I had to stop playing.

That's so sick. I had to stop playing. Like, you don't know that I'm in this house unless you're cheating. They hit you that 50 cow, just busted up the wall. I don't know what they hit me with, but they got me. Well, there's a section you can play, and it's called casuals, I think. And it's for like not serious players, which I'm not. I was like, this is probably going to be the most fun, but it's actual players.

I think it's a mix. I think there are some bots. in there, but there's definitely real people. Was your old loadout, like, still? No. Okay. I didn't know. So I think I was playing a different version of the game.

But, no, it was a fucking fun. You're just running around. Dude, COVID-era war zone was goaded. Oh, it was so much fun. Mm-hmm. What a time, man. It's dangerous. I half expected somebody to hop on with me, but nobody took the bite.

But I could see. world where I get back in once a week on weekends. I don't know. I need to just buy the PS5. That was going to be my move. This could be my gateway into getting back into it. I don't want to Twitch or anything. I don't want to take away the excitement of it, but it was fun, dude.

Lissa walked out, my headset, which I had plugged in, it's like lights up. She's like, oh, you're... You're doing this again. Nothing turns the misses on, like walking in seeing you in a headset, talking to teenagers. Yeah, some kid just calling me slurs to the TV. It was like, Jesus. It's bad. All right, man.

Yeah. I'm not saying I won't hop in with you at some point. Well, I'm saying as it's there. What was a game we used to do, Fall Guys? Mm-hmm. I don't think I could play that, but I was looking for it. That was a fun game. A lot of good games out there.

I'm sure Rhodes would probably enjoy some kid ones. Yeah, I don't want him getting into I don't want him to see me playing a war zone. Hey, is he about Grand Theft Auto Age yet? No, I don't think he's at Grand Theft Auto Age yet. He's five.

We're keeping it at Uno and we're Mario. Pretty much the Nintendo Suite. He's a Mario kid. Nice. He's dabbled a little bit and Mario Galaxy and also like

play a little Mario Kart. He knows about that. Do you like the movie? He did like the movie. Did you like the movie? I didn't see it. His mom took it. I need to go.

I'll probably wait for it to stream. Yeah. Do my early bird tincture. I still need to watch the new avatar. Do my little early bird night. Maybe this weekend. Maybe this weekend. Sounds bleak.

Mm-hmm. Um, reminder, we need your cold calls. So I'm going to post the form on, uh, Instagram. And then,

um, yeah, tomorrow, those will go out between two and three central. Tomorrow we'll make the calls. What's the chat saying? Someone said that he should dive into hell. If you want to get into hell divers,

Dave, I could, I could get you in the, not some hell divers. I can get, I could pick that back up. So it also said my four and six year olds love playing fall guys. Okay.

Parks likes fall guys. All guys was fun. We used to stream that. That's a good time. Okay. All right. We'll be back tomorrow. Bye-bye.