Circling Back - The "Shows We Grew Up On" Draft | Circling Back 5-5-26

Episode Date: May 5, 2026

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All right, we're back. It's the circling back podcast. Welcome to the show. My name is Dave. You're in for a historic show. I can tell you that right now. Producing today is Randall Trimbecki. Hi, Dave.

You're the thing that's going to be historic? I do. Historic. It's a lot of pressure. I'm ready to make it historic. I don't feel the pressure. You'll be all right. Just because Dylan's going to do that hog reveal?

No. Is that on? That's not on the rundown. That would break the internet, dude. We decided that was a Thursday thing. Okay. Tune in Thursday. Paywall. Paywall, yeah. Paywall.

You got to paywall to hog. This ain't no free hog. No. That other voice you just heard was Dan Register. I'm already fired up. I'm ready to fight you guys. Okay. Wow.

Historic. Geez, dude. Mostly Dylan. Coming out swinging. What did I do? I just know where you're going to go with this show. and it's totally wrong. Dan,

I just hope we're all friends after that. Those shorts that you showed up in today, by the way, are, they look like bike shorts. They look like volleyball shorts. They're so tight and formed. Good friends of Roeback. Are they really? Stand up.

Show the people the quads. Those shorts don't fit me like they fit, Dan. Look at that. You can see it. Hey, you weren't even here yesterday when we were talking about the parameters or lack thereof of the draft today. So how are you already coming at me?

Because we discussed this pre-show. Peel back the cut. I just hope we're all friends after this. It's not going to be that big of a deal. It's just going to be... Dylan's just wrong. Yeah. I'm not.

You're like you always are. It's just, it's funny. It's going to be one of those like, Dylan's so wrong. It's funny, though. Yeah. There's nothing wrong about... I will save the text for the actual segment of what I sent to Dan yesterday because this is how I understood it.

But I'll save that for later. Ladies gentlemen, Dylan shivery. Which may not reflect the conversation that took place in a little bit. It was a real-time recording of his thoughts. Anyway, it's going to be a good show. I mean, listen, it's going to be a good show that I am sure of. Contentious?

Yeah, probably. Fun, I don't think it's going to be that. Fun, certainly. What's the deal with the professional camera? Oh, I was showing Randy how to use that. It's for the hog reveal. It's for the hog. Oh, really?

It's got like that ultra-high zoom. We're all sitting our hogs in the claw. It's an A7S3. It's much. Claude's going to give us all a rating later. Much different than cameras you guys use there. That's fun. Yeah, we know, Dan, you have bad ass cameras.

Yeah, you have like 20 of them for some. We know you're the cameraman. That's your camera. Oh, yeah, you technically have my camera as a wide. That's the black magic right there. We appreciate it. Sorry. The chat is calling out a Dylan's getting seismog situation right now.

Yeah, that's why I just sat up. I can feel myself slouching a little bit. I can slouch a little bit if you want. Dude, imagine if you're wearing shorts. I would like to point out that the couch is slightly slanted that way. So he is in the foreground by about three inches, which might do like now we're even. Ong said foreground. Sit up straight.

Now we're even. But if I sit back, he's foreground. Oh, wow. Dude, I have a short torso as my problem. I'm like, I'm high cut. I wore shorts today. I'm high cut. I didn't wear shorts.

Like my dumb ass. I think I got long legs, Dan. I have knee problems right now, so the size of the legs might go down soon. You should get on some pepties. No, no, I'm not getting fucking Chinese peptides. On a collision course for legs on. They're not Chinese peptides is used as a, it's used as a means to make it a pejorative, if you will. Chinese peptides are how they're vaccinated meatheads.

They actually snuck the vaccine in there. You can get peptides here that aren't like from China. China or Canada. Canadian peptides. Canadian peptides. I actually did get PPC 157 for my shoulder from Canada. Oh, yeah. You'll probably see me Pee later.

Did it a world of show? No, it didn't work. Okay. Yeah. Good one, Dave. Time worked. All right, rock on, dude. Hey, we got cold calls later.

How about that? It's a cold. Catch me cold calling. How about that? You guys seen this? Bad baby? Yeah. You're doing bad baby?

Yeah. From over like a decade ago? Yeah. How about that? Is she doing Only fans? probably almost certainly makes millions of dollars yeah yeah doing great um happy synco de maio that's right oh mats is open today a rare tuesday opening dude back in the day my friends we called it synco de drinco hell yeah brother um you you joke but there are so many i don't know how

many times i had to edit that out of a column submitted to tfm around sinko de mile it was it was infuriating to me. Like, we're not making this stupid-ass joke. Should we do slightly racist accents the entire show? Ooh, yes. I don't think so. Hey, Holmes. There it is. That's Dan, that's a Dan. Just called his shot. So here, I'm going to do this thing

that is this thing and then I did the thing. Okay, also I brought my camera. Yeah. I've got my camera. I got my gun too in my truck. You want me to go get it. I don't know. What is that going to do for the game? I don't know. You just like add a different aspect. We did say it's going to be a historic episode. Yeah, this is the one. This is the one.

You know, maybe if we get into a little bit of confrontation, I'd rather have my gun. That's true. If Dylan just completely- Then you're frame-mogging the biggest guy in the room, the other biggest guy in the room. Like, you don't need a gun. I will go with your bad knee, though. I can promise you that. I think I have like arthritis in my knees now. It's not good. That's good because you're like, you're in your mid-30s.

Yeah. Why do I look so small on camera? I don't know, man. I mean, it's just some stuff you even to think about it night. Admittedly, KJ and Dan are whiter than I am. Yeah, KJ's about my height, I think. Yeah. Maybe a little bit taller.

Why are you laughing? I'm sorry. Nothing. That's a lot of keys on that. That's a lot of keys on that thing, dude. Is it? You know what? It's not so many keys.

It's key rings. Yeah, what's, yeah, is it more? I have more keys before. How to give those back. Oh, yeah. Of course, Dylan picks it up. Look at all the rings. These got rings that aren't even doing anything.

They're just hanging off. Yeah, what is, this is terrible. You guys need to be watching on Spotify video right now. Yeah, promote the show. What's going on there? I had to do key management. I had to give back like 12 kids. I can't feel good in your pocket.

But I never take, I guess, the ring off. I only give the keys back. It's a pair of brass knuckles. Jesus. That's 10 years of Austin key rings. Fucking Gallum over here. You understand the reference? Dylan might.

Lord of the rings. My precious. No. That was worse than my Jar Jar Jar Binks yesterday. He's not an old Italian man. man. My precious. Yeah, that was more offensive than my Mexican action.

How does he say, how does he say my pressure? I mean, you were, you had it. It's just the way you jumped into it. I don't have the best, but my precious. My precious. Yeah, that was better. Shut up, you little freak. Hey.

Oh. I'm sorry, I'm hostile. You're a bad rap. Look what you've done to Dan. Yeah. You've made them hostile. You're just, you're just obsessed with that fucking ring dog. Well, I'm obsessed with me.

my ring keeps my family safe we only use ring doorbell cams that's not they on the show no i've made sure that i bought one and then activated that surveillance thing so that everyone can tap into mine at all the time to find a missing dog i forgot about that yeah i had one here set up pointed at the front door and for like movement alerts i get on my phone just in case you know someone tried to step up but it picked up all the traffic that drove by through the window so it was went off like every 30 seconds. So I had to shut it off. That's a lot of traffic.

It was terrible. No, but for real, though, we got cold calls later this afternoon. So be ready from two to three. Got some good submissions. I'll be, I'll be interested to see who picks up and who doesn't. I bet everybody picks up today. I got a good vibe about it. Feeling good.

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Yeah, I gathered that. Do you think Diddy has his hands in there? I don't think so. The read is ended, by the way. I just want to point that out to anyone who might be wondering. All right, let's do this fucking draft. Oh, we're gonna do this right now. Yeah, we're leading off with it.

Oh, you don't want them to lead off on the, on the, with ACL lineup, since they're paying us to do it. I'm gonna, I'm gonna read out exactly the text that I sent Dan when I- Which has no relevance to anything. This was a- This was exactly what we were talking about. Yeah, you know what it is. I'm just saying what he said has no relevance to what we were talking about in the bullpen. It's completely different conversation.

I already on this was as we were talking about. talking about it. Time out. What did you say to Dan? It's real time thought. Yeah, I said, we're going to do a, quote, millennial childhood TV show draft. So come prepared with a list. Childhood.

Yes. Okay. I'm not sure that word was used during the discussion of the draft before you texted Dan. I'm not saying you're missing the mark here. I'm saying the terminology is key here. As I understand it, shows we grew up on. which implies like, yeah, kids shows, but I grew up on a lot of shows.

He's just gonna call his nerves because I'm gonna drop like dark wing duck. Throughout my adolescence, I was growing up. I was growing up. I'm still growing up. How about this? Dave, you're the one that originally brought this idea. How would you think that you were thinking about it?

I originally thought of it as like shows, when I say like we grew up on, like I think growing up on for me was like, under before high school but the reason I didn't say kid shows is because for me when I say kid shows it's just like oh

shows that my kid watches like you know what I mean like it's so I but also like if you grew up on a show that is maybe not a show that was written for kids then that's okay I guess you know I mean I watched a lot of shows

and maybe my list will reflect that or my draft that like weren't necessarily written for me but like I will be the bulk i'm going to give you a little tease the bulk of my draft will very likely be shows that are for kids under the age of 14 and that's how i took the text i'm not going to come in and be like yeah dude i grew up on south park south park was the most influential show of my sense of humor do we know started in my fifth or six i saw the south park movie probably like eight probably like

1996. If we were, if we were doing, like, legit kid shows, and I know that's not exactly what you're saying, but that would limit me to, like, three.

Like, I would have nothing to pick them. And I would, I would intentionally draft those. You watched Celebrity Death Match. I just didn't watch. That's on my way. Of course it is. It was awesome.

I would, I would try to draft the three teams or the three shows, so you would leave with an empty draft. 1990. You'd have zero players. 1999 is when Celebrity Death Match launched.

Dude. I was still, I was in eighth. First season was good. I was an eighth grade. Yeah, there's going to be a generational gap. It got a little repetitive. So that is in play here.

Okay. See, that's a big thing, too, that Dave want to do since it's such a big gap between, like, there's a decade between the- Which makes this more interesting, I think. Yeah. Because you got, we got the full range of millennials. You got mid-millennial, Danny. I'm an elderly. Why you call me mid, dude?

I'm elderly millennial. Why is wise and mature millennial, me? And then. I'm probably like the young. millennial young blood millennial so so when i was born 94 when were you born it doesn't matter 84 84 man don't tell me my you're 84 you're 84 you're 83 in dan you 91 91 okay yeah so there you go geriatric millennial is that the term or is there elderly millennial either way i'm an old millennial but i'm squarely millennial probs

uh uh i don't like Like how your shoulders were for that. You know, the last several drafts we've done have been between the three of us. Now we got just four more picks, which is fun. I think it's exciting. It's a wild card.

Now we got to establish to order, Randy. Oh, yes. How do you draft though? Do you draft? Snake draft. No, no, I get that. But I'm saying your philosophy when he draft, is it do I want to appease the fans?

Do I want to get like the best collection of shows that people? Best of a game. You want to win the draft, right? I think that's what I'm going for now. So do you cater to the audience? Do I go with the shows I actually watch? Ever since the app draft, I'm pandering.

Ever since the app draft, I will pandering. I'm just going to bring up the movie. Yeah, yeah. I'm not going to pick my favorite shows. There's like probably some shows I preferred over. Or do I try to be funny and take the worst shows imaginable? That's what Dave's. That's a bad bit.

The adventures of like Dave used to do that forever. The adventures of Alex Mack, the bitch turns into a puddle. Yeah. Exactly. See, that's a little before my time. I know my own brother's last show. I don't even know what that is. It's a terrible show.

It wasn't a bad. I'm not saying I'm not a good superpower. You ever, you ever been to a casino and a dealer told you she'd turn you into a puddle? No, I haven't. All right. I kind of, uh, I'm into that though.

Yeah, me. We didn't really know what it was. All right. You ready for me to pick the order? So we just pick the first one and then go clockwise from there to make it like, make it smooth? I guess that works. Oh.

Because if it's like you, me, you know, Dan, Dave is going to get a little. I'm I'm one Dave's dance two year three and year four all right let's see Snake draft I got two no he's doing we're making it and it landed on one all right so I am first though we're going to do it that way all right so I get the first overall pick this is huge I mean this is a lot of pressure this not this is easy for me this is ultimate I'm going SpongeBob okay that's that's that's a easy that's an easy pick I appreciate SpongeBob a lot I miss it missed me I didn't want I wish I was better than on it yeah It's one that I look at from afar, like, man, I would love to be a part of that.

I love the memes, but I'm just not. There's about two good seasons of SpongeBob. No, there's more than that. I think it's crepe pizza. My kids watch it. Roads dabbles, and I'm like, I don't relate. It's better for the memes. It's a good quotable show, too.

It has a lot of vocal stems for us younger millennials. SpongeBob, first overall pick. Yeah, whatever. You can have it. Rich. I don't think it. Might have been there later on. I don't think that's a reach.

Dan? I got a lot of things in my big board right now, and I don't know which direction I want to go. That's your phone. Yeah. This is my phone, but it is my big board. I don't think you guys are going to draft any of these. You're on the clock, bud. No, I get that.

I don't want to turn like the Vikings Jaguar situation where this guy. Dan loves ball. You know what? Huge part of my childhood. It's set in Philadelphia. Boy Meets World. Oh. Okay.

I thought you were going to go fresh prints on that. I thought you were going. I guess I didn't start with. It was technically, obviously, Bel Air. Boy Meets World, Will the Freeze approves. My first childhood crush, Topanga, Lawrence. Okay. Okay.

So I think it's something I watched. It's something I like. I think it'll hit with the fans. I'm not being goofy and just picking, you know, duct tails. Yeah. I think. Well, that's a valid show. You know, just because the show was goofy, you were a kid.

Or like, cow. and chicken. Like no one's picking cow and chicken. I feel boy meets world is a good pick for overall millennials because I definitely would have picked like it's on my list I think will would have and you guys might have considered people your age might consider it too. I never watched a single episode. You don't think so what guys think you're too old for boy meets world that would have been there. I watched four years then all my picks would have been there you're not taking any of my time all right it's my turn the show that was perhaps the most impactful on my adolescence and that is wild on with Brooke Burke.

What? Wild on. Oh, he horny, horny. With Brooke Burke. I'm not even familiar with the show. This is a- You might want to tap in. This is an MTV thing.

You're going to end up Dylan's in the hotel hallway, like a Secret Service agent. Brooke Burke in a bikini, like going to different destinations, like on a boat. Yeah, dude, look, don't get me wrong. This is not on my list, but it is on another list.

Were you crank into the show? All right, Dave, you're up. Is that your first shot? You have to explain yourself. This is why it's going to be a weird draft because I'm going to have like all cartoons and Dylan's making horny picks. I have a couple cartoons on here.

This is the show. I probably, I'm not saying this is the best show, but this is the show that I was watching routinely every Saturday morning. It had to be Saturday. Say by the bell. Yeah. Say by the bell.

Had it. Take it. You got everything you want in a show that your seven-year-old is watching. You got the main character is a total sociopath. Spoiled kid, total dickhead. His best bud is the quarterback of the football team, who's also kind of a dip shit. You've got a total nerd who gets bullied, but he's also like a genius and nobody really respects him. And he once stole his grandma's spaghetti sauce recipe and started bottling it up and selling it and found out later that it's from like the Betty Crocker cookbook.

It just got everything. They found, they found oil under the school. And for some reason, all the kids thought that like they were going to have access to the money. Yeah. Like that's how it worked. Like it was going to go to like the municipality or just the state at large. Right. It's just a very, very odd thing.

Yeah. But it had everything. They didn't get any of that oil money. No. You had the anti-drug themes. you had them forming a major rock band and Zach got too big for the band and went solo and also was probably

hooking up with the manager of the band who was almost certainly like 30 years old just a lot of shit man just a banger of a show okay go to your next picture yeah I never watched that's way too old for us yeah did you ever watch no no I never saw it

was like 92 90s they're on the college years already when you guys hey Randy guess what shut the fuck go I mean, that was a toddler when that show ended. The bell. Really? Say it by the bell?

Ended, what, 93? No, we're in the college years. 1989 was the first. So I think, yeah, if it was 991, 92, I would assume. Never saw it? Man, some of these, I cannot believe, are there. How many rounds do five? But we do four usually.

Let's do five. We could do four. If we have enough, I have a lot on you. You know what? Let's go seven, like an NFL draft. All right. This show is, look, this might be. niche this is where i'm going to let the uh the freak flag fly a little bit okay i was very careful

there um Arizona cowboy shit hey dude oh okay hey dude got it i'm taking hey dude launched in 1989 by the way yeah you know what so people watching this they're like wow he's really showing his age yeah show ruled that's on my list mr ernst he was like you know what midlife crisis I'm going to go buy a ranch, a cattle ranch or whatever, out in Arizona. Bring my son, buddy, who hates me because all he wants to do is skateboard and there's no sidewalks here in Arizona for some reason. It's a good pick. You had Ted, and all he wanted was a boombox with the little subwoofers.

Give me some money. I'm Ted. Ted was also kind of a dickhead. Early Zach Moore's type. Great show. Great show. Danny. Native American Danny.

Great character. Ted was a little bit dismissive of him at times. It taught me a lot of things, man. It taught me about a little bit about marginalized peoples. It taught me about Brad, who was maybe my first crush, who was an equestrian type, a horse, a horse woman. Was that the brunette? Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Also, Ben Stiller's future wife, Heather, the blonde, who was also in Dodgeball and Zoolander. And Zoolander, yeah. Launched a lot of careers, or just that one, really. To go back to what we were saying about Say By the Bell, it started August 20th, 1989, finished May 22nd, 1993.

So it finished before I was even born. Yeah, great. That's crazy. Hey, Randy, we get it. You're young, dude. You're so cool, man. You smoke pot or some shit. Yeah, but I think that Dan and I have the worst knees out of all, you know, the four of us here.

So that's true. Young at what cost. You saw mine the other day when I tried to stand up. All right. It's true. To my turn. This was just an all-time show. The controversy, the drama, the realness to it.

Of course, I'm talking about. about Jerry Springer. Just. Okay. Jerry Springer aired in 1991 for the first time. It had a nice little run. I was more of a Steve guy. The security guy?

Dude, I think that show's still on. No way. He had a spin-off and it's like been running. No way. Jerry Springer. Steve, Steve, Steve. The best ones, of course, were MTV, Spring Break Jerry Springer.

When they did the live, like, Panama City Beach or Daytona Beach shows. in front of a live audience. It was always in front of live audience. But those were great because you got people up there. Spring Breakers, you know, wearing bathing suits and the drama. By the way, my friend Lunchbox, who's on the Bobby Bone show, he was on Jerry Springer when he was a senior in high school. And I was a freshman.

We all watched it from like our classrooms because he was on the show. And he and two other people made up an entirely fake story to be on the show. It was a Love Triangle story. And it was totally fake. He was on that. I wonder if you could find that. Probably. What's the next in your list, Judge Judy?

You're up. I guarantee you. I guarantee you Price's right is on there. Of course it is. It's a great show. Price is Wright's great show. Press is a classic, but it's not falling in my category. That's a stay home sick show.

Yeah, that's exactly what it was. Stay home sick. And wild on could be too, you know what I'm saying, Campbell. I Dan. I'm going to go live action game show for this next pick, but it's between two shows, and I don't know which way to lean.

Double dare or guts? It's guts or Legends of the Hidden Temple. And I think I'm going Legends of the Hidden Temple. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good one. Yeah, just always wanted to participate in that. Omec?

Yeah, they never win at the end either. They always get caught. It was tough. It was really tough. And it was also, there was like no rhyme or reason to it. Fun fact about me, my sleep paralysis demon is Omec. I'm just like, oh, what are you doing over there? It's just a temple talking to me.

Yeah. Do you think you got us ready for the modern day current affairs? Just like sacrificing children to. Ah, yes. No, I didn't know. An entity. I have to say like, no, I didn't answer your questions. No.

Okay. Omec, OPEC. Oh. Never think about that? Wow. No, I haven't. Well, that's really good. I started thinking about it.

Interesting. So, Legends of the Hidden Temple. Good one. Good one. Look, I have some live action shows on here, but I think I might be going straight just cartoons across the board here. There's no way I can have this as my best Halloween costume ever and just not pick fairly odd parents.

It's got to be fairly odd parents. Doug Dimidon. That's where Dimidon comes from? Yeah. Doug Dimidon comes from. That's a young millennial. Yeah. I mean, SpongeBob and Fairly Out Parents were definitely one and two.

I probably even put Fairly Out Parents above SpongeBob, but yeah, I loved it. But so I'm going to fairly odd parents and I'm just going to go right down it. I mean, I watched Disney Channel and Cartoon Network, but I think I'm just going to go another Nickelodeon here and go Rocket Power. Man, I love that show. Okay. Rocket Power is sweet. Rocket Power is sweet. Rocket Power is on the West.

I don't know the, I don't know the show. It's because you're a bunch of Shubies, dude. What's a shoe? You beat. You. What does it mean? People that go to the beach with shoes on. Yeah.

It was a show about like a bunch of skater kids. Oh, okay. I think like probably California. It gives me Rugrats vines. Yeah, what's, is it the same animators? Yeah, but they play like street hockey. Okay. And they surf.

See, I would have been into this show. And Uncle Tito's high as hell. Oh, yeah. He's, yeah. That's their dad. They own a taco shack. And then like this is his day. dad's friend that works at the restaurant with it.

Uncle Tito was blazing every day. All right. That was on the list. Dang. I had a shirt. I have to be honest, he was not on my draft board. This is new to me. I figured that that Rocket Power is going to be on your list, so I'm like, I got to snag it now.

Yeah, well, this next pick is going to be probably on your list, so I'll snag it now. This is my cartoon option. I was torn, you know, gargoyles. had such a big part of my childhood. I loved gargles. Street sharks was a big part of my childhood. But I'm going to go with Hey Arnold. Oh yeah, it was on my list.

But yeah, that's good. That's a great pick, Dan. Hey Arnold's good. I caught that at the end where I was like, I acknowledged it and I gave it like a nod. I was like, hey, I'm on like a different wave, but like I respect that you're doing it. Hey Arnold also made me think beepers are going to be a bigger part of my life. Did you ever own a beeper? Never owned a beeper.

My dad did. Ninth grade, I did. I had the bubble gum that came in the clear beeper case, but that was about it. Remember those? Yeah, dude. I don't. You don't? You didn't there have any of those?

No, I actually literally had the beeper. I didn't need the bubble gum beeper. Yeah. My parents would beat me if I was out too late. I don't have to go to a pay phone and put monies in. Like, on my way home, God, let me alone. I'm not talking to girls, which was true. You ever have to, you ever collect, call your parents, like, from the mall?

Yeah. Yeah. they're like cool 75 cents yeah I'm ready to get picked up yeah all right yeah bubble gum beepers oh you know what randy I was dismissive of your comment but now that you pull these up these look familiar I've never seen those in my life oh well these got this gum too the ouch bubble gum that had like it was like band-aids that's right draw the line I don't like to mix first aid and gum so think about me who's up uh Dylan's up.

I'm up. Dylan's up. This show, you guys are going to make fun of me, and that's fine. I don't care. This was appointment television for my entire family. They actually, on Tuesday nights, they let us stay up an extra 30 minutes past our bedtime because that's when the show started on Tuesday nights. The best sitcom of all time aired in 1989.

And of course, I'm talking about Seinfeld. We were a big Seinfeld family. Not even the best Larry David project. The best sitcom of all time is Seinfeld And that's my pick And I know you guys weren't going to take it I probably could have gotten in the fifth And that's fine I don't care

It deserves If you guys there you gotta get them It deserve better than a fifth You're Dylan's people are shaking hands In the war room right now Yeah we're happy with it We're just having different drafts right now Mm-hmm

Mm-hmm There's like no metric to like rate anyone's draft Dylan just dapped up Klein Crossed up Klein Crossed way Okay I know you're Seinfeld guy Seinfeld guy

It's Seinfeld guy. You know. Yeah, give me Simpsons only season three to nine. You guys can have the rest. You said how I'm making, does that also make, how I'm making fun of my Seinfeld pick? I think the entirety of the signfell thing.

It just seems like date. It's not a childhood show. Yeah, it seems like the three of us are doing a different draft. I watched it as a child. Just seems like we're participating in a totally different universe. Okay, you should have said cartoons that you wanted to be a cartoon. It's funny. I have one cartoon.

It's okay. It's okay. It's, it's, you know what? Some people are going to like it. He's drafting He's drafting his draft I mean it aired when I was six For the first time

I caught the full run of my childhood You were maturity young age, yeah You know what I mean? I mean I watched Seinfeld Simpsons All these shows South Park when I was young But I'm not including them in the draft Don't care I could take Simpsons

Simpsons is on my board Just take it, why not? Don't tell me my business Okay, it's your turn How long you've been with her? This was mentioned earlier. and I don't know why you didn't just take it, but I am taking the fresh prince of Bel Air.

Not even like a, just as an aside, like goaded intro song, goaded theme song, like one that you'll never forget. Just fun when you heard that, those first few notes, West Philadelphia, born and raised. He hops in that cab, just a long cab ride, obviously. He was rude to that cab.

Just a great, you know what? Maybe the guy should have smelled better. Just a show that you watch and it was just, it was just fun. It was different. The concept was completely different. You had great characters. You got Carlton out there still hosting America's Funniest videos. And Dancing with the Stars.

Biggna, 1990, by the way. 1990. 1990. That's crazy. 1990, 1996. But that was one I did watch. And Viv. Uncle Phil.

Nick at night. It got put on Nick and Night. That's why, like, I grew up watching it too. Do you know the salute your shorts only ran for two seasons? 91 and 92. More on that in a minute. Is that your next bag? No.

Uncle Phil, like, you want to put him in like goaded TV dads, even though he wasn't Will's dad per se, he was a dad on the show. And just a great, it's a great show, man. You guys did do a childhood dad, TV dad draft. Uncle Phil had him in draft. Yes. Okay. So yeah.

And then I got one more pick, right? Damn, this is tough. Randy's more of a smart guy fan than Fresh Prince, I believe. The T.J. Mowery? Yeah. I did watch. I mean, there's so many to choose from. I haven't done any cartoon.

You know what? Like a variety. I'm going to rock, dude. This show, you talk about great theme songs and shows that have episodes that I remember that stand the test of time. There's one episode that I think everybody remembers, and if you don't remember this, you just don't know Ball. Are you going cartoon? Zeke the Plummer.

It lives in infamy in my head. One of the scariest episodes of television ever aired. Of course, Zeke the Plummer from Salute Your Shorts. Camp Onawana, we hold you in our hearts, and when we think about you, makes this one of art. It's I hope we never part. Get a writer, pay the price. That's what he said. Ugg, weirdo, loved it. That was a good show.

I watched it. Two seasons. Donky lips. Is that surprised you? Two seasons? Yeah. It does. But actually, like, when you said that, I was like, you know what?

I may have only watched one, but I just remember it well. Maybe that's why I remember most of the episodes of it because there weren't that many. But yeah, that's it. Okay. I love that show. So we're three and correct, right? Four. I just, I'm done.

We're doing five, I thought. We can do five. We can do five. We'll do five. All right, we can do it. All right, this show, during baseball season, I watch it every night for pretty much one sole purpose, and that was to see if King Griffey Jr. had gone deep.

It's baseball tonight. Baseball tonight on the SPA. I'm about to leave the fucking. This is a perfect Dillon draft. This is a perfect guy. He was obsessed with baseball tonight. It was especially during the Griffey era, and he was because he was my favorite,

he's probably my favorite athlete. He's probably number two. but behind Jordan, athlete of all time. I've got him behind Bonds, but yeah. Okay. I was obsessed with him, and I was obviously a huge baseball kid, so I got to see if he went if he went yard today. So I would watch baseball tonight and wait for the highlight.

Goaded. Sorry, we're just glazing Griffey, but goaded video game. aired in 1990 for the first time, baseball tonight. Who were the original hosts? I don't know. I'm curious. Stuart Scott may have been a part of it from the beginning. It was like the Kenny Maine, Dan Patrick era.

I don't know if they were on it or not. Keith Oberman, perhaps. Joe Morgan, maybe. Joe Morgan. Joe Morgan was, right? Was he? I don't know. At some point.

Yeah, I love baseball tonight. Not on my board. Hey, I don't care. Baseball tonight. Baseball tonight. Don't play a ball. All right. This is not helping you're like that you came on a,

like a spaceship when you were 12 years old. No, it aired in 1990. I was seven years old. A portal. Oh, seven when it aired. You were time travel with Baron Trump. You and Barron showed up and y'all just went different ways. Hold on.

I'm trying to figure out. No, list of in a cartoon I've never heard of. Go ahead. Not a cartoon, action figure, stop motion. Now, Ciblam. Wow. What a pick, Dan. Ciblam.

Give me cablam. Dude, you weren't. doing cablam i've never i've never heard of all these picks is that that is that the movie with shack they're just living in the obscure shows these are only not obscure shows that's show me cablam show me cablam pull it up randy put it don't worry dad i i did put the uh exclamation mark on the actual list i'm keeping it yeah uh no the hell this isn't it what the full that's not it action pig dude it's such a good show that you can't even find it at google image what the hell how that Action League?

No, I'll go Coblam. Are you making it of a show to fuck with us? No, I know. What the fuck is this? Put Cablam kid show. Action League. Did we get Mandela affected? Hold on.

Action League now. Wait, are we getting... Are we getting... You just drafted a guy who's not eligible. You just drafted a show that doesn't exist? No, because I knew exactly what he's referring to. And that's Cablam. I don't think you're pulling it up, right?

You got Mandela. Are you spelling right? Maybe not. should be K-A you just drafted a dude perfect Tyler okay I'm gonna

I'm gonna show the folks at home it's gotta be the worst picks it doesn't exist no it's existed I was thinking a funny bit would be to do a parody

it's got the action draft do a parody where you're ripping Tyler Tony's draft video yeah pull up the third instead of ripping little sasses and it just creates like a trigger of people

like doing the bit that's Good. Are these action figures from the show, Dan? Yeah. Yeah, this is cool. Okay. So there is. There's like a scuba guy. But it wasn't called that? It's a scuba. This is Action League now. Damn, man, what's going on?

I don't know. Dan, the commissioner does not accept your pick. Maybe that was just like tagline. We'll give you a scuba guy that he's talking about. Okay. Is it just a different name now? It was not Action League now. It clearly is. It was not. Every graphic has that in there. Dude, we slid into another universe. This is not right.

This is what happened in 2012 as well. It's cablam, right? A big asterisk next to this one. No, we're going to clam. That's cablam. It says, okay, sticky diver, Kaplam wiki, right here. There it is.

Yeah, that's Kaplan. Cablam wiki. Okay. I don't know, man. I'm losing my mind, Randy. I don't know. Okay, it says appears in action league now, pretheses, cablam.

It is Kaplan. In parentheses, though. Okay. But that's the name. Hey, I don't know, Chuck. Ooh. Okay, well, I'm keeping an esqablam. All right.

Randy, you got two. You're on the clock, big dog. Okay. Um, I got two here. All right. Well, then I think I'll round it out with a live action for my fifth pick. So I'm going to go with my fourth pick, which I was going for. I've been, I've been wearing it all day.

Shout to Ricky Prosper. I got to go Pokemon. Pokemon was, uh, very influential back in the day. And let me tell you, there are two, two things. two things in Pokemon that a lot of people know. And it is bye-bye Butterfree and when Pikachu was shocking Ash in the movie trying to get it when he turned to stone. Those are two things that are going to make you cry as a grown man right there. You too was also dropping some bangers. Oh, yeah. Just one-liner is that no child should ever have to hear. I know it's not the circumstances

of one's birth is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. It's too deep. It's pretty deep. Do KJ is at home? Dude, shout out squirtle. You're a big squirrelal guy? A big squirtle guy. Squirt man. A little fun,

little omission in my resume. I have no Pokemon background. I don't either. Whatsoever. You did hunt Pokemon though. Pokemon was my team. You had the app. I wanted to see what the craze was all about, man.

So you did hunt. It caught fire. I downloaded to see what's going on. And I try to catch around the office. It was a surveillance app. You failed it. Yeah, it probably was. yeah we're gonna give another one right yes yes i'm trying to figure out what i'm gonna go with

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I've been doing nothing. But I guess Pokemon was more PBS kids, I think. And Cartoon Network. His next pick is Lizzie McGuire. I didn't even put it on there, but it is in that era. I'm between two. I'm going to tell you I'm not going to pick.

I'm not going to go with Even Stevens. That was thinking, I'm going to go with Sweet Life of Zach and Cody. I love that show as a kid. That's a passion, passion pick for me. I think I had a good draft. I'm going Sweet Life with Zach and Cody.

Who was on that show? Zach and Cody. No, were there any chicks that became like, it was Dylan and Cole Spouse were the two guys. they're the twins. But like every Disney show, don't they all become pop stars? Ashley Tisdale and Brenda Song were the two.

There you are. Brenda's song now married to McCauley Culkin. Oh. And Ashley Tisdale's high school musical. She had a little music career as well. I made my family disappear. So yeah. That's my draft.

Last pick. A lot of quality stuff. I made my draft board disappear. I can go a lot of ways with this. Why don't you drive somebody that exists? Complame is the show. Complain was awesome. I don't care if people call something else.

Ed and Eddie's still there. I can go that way. I like that Dan just thinks through it on the show. Hey, this is her last pick. It's a hard one to go because I have a whole list over here. I could go A Real Monsters. That was solid. Oh.

I know that. I don't know, recess is still out there. Right, a number of shows. Canals from the Crip is still out there. Could go Doug? These are great picks. I know Doug. And they are also on my list.

I'm kind of torn. I mean, it's going to be Doug or this pick right here. I don't know if you're familiar with these drafts, Dan, but typically. I know. So I'm still going. I'm just going through my big board. I'm going to go Rocko's Modern Life. Okay.

That's my final pick. Oh. Nice. You know what? Yeah. I respect the pick. It's wild. how little of these I've actually even heard of.

It was a well-written show. You've never heard of Rocko's Modern Life. Dude, Rocko's Modern Life was a well-written show. I'll take your word for it. I just don't even, I'm never even heard that. I don't think you're taking my word for it. She's just going to, like, blow by it. Go ahead.

Here, give us your next pick. 60 minutes. That's good. That is not on my list. I have some real heavy hitters left on this list, though. The O'Reilly Factor. I'm going to go with a cartoon, I believe. And of course, that is Beavis and Butthead.

What are we doing here? I thought a cartoon for a second. I'm like, all right, he's getting back on track. A little bit more grown up in the cartoon genre of cartoons, and that's fine. But, man, I had a major Beavis and Butthead phase. Beavis and Butthead, Do America. The movie was awesome. But the show, dude, you got to play like real music in the show.

They watch, you know, they watch music videos. Music videos. Watch music videos in the show. And yeah, I was walking around with my, with my t-shirt over my head doing the cornholio bit. Dylan just watched seven hours of the box. Let me tell you this. On TV, every day. Beavis and Butthead was a good show.

Beavis and Budhead, dude, if you, before you and your friends had a car when you were, when you were old enough to like stay up a little bit later and you had a TV, maybe not TV in your room, but you had like a, you could stay up watching TV, you'd watch Beavis and Butte. 93 to 97. I probably learned of a lot of bands through Beavis and Butthead. I was 10 years old when it aired for the first time. I watched Beavis and Butthead like I've probably seen every episode

except I haven't seen the new ones, but I've seen everyone that aired in the 90s I definitely saw. But I don't know if I would have drafted it. Dan, you just picked Cablam that doesn't exist. That's a great point, Dan. You have to answer for Cabalham, man. Give me a break here.

It's a real show for kids too. Is it too late? Who's it for? Who's it for it? I want to replace it with Aquatine Hunger for it. Can I do that? Can I just go back and do that? Like, what are we doing?

What are we doing? Aquitaine. What do we doing? What's the wrong with you? I wouldn't allow it. I'm not doing Aquitine. Hung here for it. Dude,

everyone had a meatwad voice back in the day. That was pretty good. It's like picking family guy. Great childhood show. No. Family guy was later. The content of family guy was much more mature. You think that's weird.

Much more mature. What about the time, Dylan? drafted Bonnie Rubble with Charlie Chaplin as just random. That's the joke. A lot of Flintstones, man. They did Flintstones. Yeah. I watch some Flintstones.

My like old school TV, like as a kid, like old shows, like I was a Gilligan's Island kid. I never watched Gilligan's Island. It was pretty got the same thing. He's threw on TV land. That's what like, that's like Generation Y. Gilligan's Island. We're Generation.

Boomer. What's the one older than us? X. Generation X, that's what I meant. That's Generation X, right? I thought it was Boomer. I think it's one boomer. Maybe you're right. I don't know.

There's Gilgan's Island and there was what, Gola Gola Island? 70s it came out, I want to say, mid-70s? Yeah, it's probably more like Brady Bunch. Ginger. Actually, let's see. I'll look it up right now. Well, either way, I'm not drafting it, so it's up there if you want to take it. No, my picks are all locked in, man.

I'm done. 1964. Oh, my God. That was way off. So I got the final pick? I got the final pick. Um, this is interesting. This is really tough.

Um, my, like, I'm going to give, I'm going to give some not real quick nods to some shows. I didn't take, uh, double dare, Nick Arcade. Double Dare should have been on should have been on this. Double dare or, uh, figure it out. Do you remember Nick Arcade's like old, old school? It's where you get to play like the wizard video game at the end. And it was really shitty graphics because it was like 1988. Um, wild and crazy kids.

It's a good one Pete and Pete Ventures of Pete and Pete Yeah Great show That was on my list Didn't make a guy However

I'm going to take a show I'm gonna pass up on I'm going to leave Are You Afraid of the Dark Off my board And I'm gonna take Doug Because I fucking loved Doug When you mentioned

Doug was great Doug was good man I was thinking Are You Afraid of Dark When you mentioned something About being scared About that guy That was

I was going to take it But now like I think about Like how fond Doug was I think Doug was just a good show. You had the beats. Remember the beats? A little band. You had Roger with the bully. Just wore a leather jacket. What's going on? Funny? That's my Roger. I've been working on it all night. Give us your skeeter. Wait. Wait. I don't have a skeeter.

Give me your skeeter. It kind of changes his voice, I think, multiple seasons, right? Doug was great, man. Yeah. Doug was a great show. Okay. All right. That's it. That completes my I'll go through my honorable mentions here, but I think I got a little clarity on Cablam, Dan. Okay. Cablam was a skit show and Action League now was their main skit that like had a continuing like storyline. So it was like all that was a skit show and they had like reoccurring stuff. So.

So Cableam is re-erring. So Action League now was the recurring skit on Cablam. Okay. That's why I was confused. Yeah. That's why we're right. All right. Honorable mentions.

I got American. gladiators. Oh, my God. Look, I watched that as a kid, too. It was great. Love Michael Hearn. Gemini. Nitro, of course.

Turbo. I had the action figures, too. Price is right. All time. That's one I don't feel great about. All time, stay at home. Yeah, Bob Barker controversial. Well, not even that.

Just because it's just like. What, for Spade and Nuterine pets? No. No. What did Bob Berker do? I think he got a little handsy with some of the four months. With his microphone? No.

he had the long mic too I'm surprised you didn't bring one of those into the studio Drew Carey still has a long mic on the modern version He does I respect it Yeah Drew Carey's a good host I like Drew Carey I'm surprised the Drew Carey show

Wasn't on your thing I mean That's a show I live If I was going with how Dylan was doing I'd probably put Who's Lines at anyway I loved Who's Lines in anyway With Wayne Brady Yeah

Oh yeah if we're gonna go by fucking Dylan's logic Chappelle show I would not If you grew watching it as a kid Then throw it on I was in college for Chappelle. Here's some of my honorable mentions. Rugrats.

Lilo and Stitch was probably my third favorite show after Spongebob No, Arthur? Lilo and Stitch. That's one that I'm like, I'm not going to put that on my draft, but... It was a movie. It became a series on Disney Channel. I really enjoyed that show.

I didn't know that. Like, that's not what I was going to draft because, you know, doing it for the fans. All that, codenamed kids next door, blue, and then I had some really... All that was just kids SNL. Yeah, pretty much. Drake and Josh.

Keenan and Kel And then Oh, that's a good one And then I had some really, really kids ones Which were Blues Clues, Barney, Teletubbies, Magic School Bus and Arthur But I was like, I want to stick away

Holy Polly Oli didn't make the list? No, it didn't. Magic School Bus is still going, by the way. What was the name of the Goodberger show? Was he called Good Burger? Keenan Kill Is that the name of the show? I think it was a skit on Keen or was it?

I didn't love it. Or maybe it was just Good Burger. The movie? The movie? The show. Oh, yeah. Didn't love it. Oh, that was just figured out, or not figured out, all that.

All that, yeah. I think Good Burger was a reoccurring skit on all that. Yeah, yeah. Got it. And then figure it out was when they slimed people for getting the wrong answers. Man, Kenan's really been doing skit shows this whole life, huh? Yeah. Sick.

Celebrity death match was 98, so that's a little bit later. It would have been on my list if we had extended it to, like, adolescent shit. All the MTV shows, like Road Rules. Cribs? Real World Challenge. Cribs. Cribs was awesome. Punked.

Yeah. get punked or room Raiders. Yeah. Next. All right. Do you want me to go through the draft? That was back in like the low-rise jeans era. You get off the bus and she's just like, nah.

Put a bow on it for us, Randy. For me, I have SpongeBob, fairly odd parents, rocket power, Pokemon, sweet life of Zach and Cody. Dan has Boy Meets World, Legends of the Hidden Temple. Hey Arnold. Kablam and Rocko's Modern Life. Dylan has Wild on with Brooke Burke, Jerry Springer, Seinfeld, baseball tonight, and Beavis and Budhead. That's a lineup right there, dude.

And then Dave has Sayed by the Bell, Hey dude, Fresh Prince of Bell Air, salute your shorts, and Doug. Dude, Dave's are all classics. I think people are going to say Dave won. No, the way these things work, Randy's, Randy, people are like, I have no clue like what most of Randy's are. And people are going to be like, oh, dude, Randy, clear winner. Yours are all widely beloved, though, all of all.

By people of our... Right. People of our age, like... Our age will like it. I will say that... Ren is going to, like, mess with the algorithm so it only gets served to, like... Young millennials. I mean, Jen Zier's probably, I think, know more my shows than yours.

But like, hey, dude and salute your shorts, never... I don't think I even heard of before I started working at this company and then say... Hey, dude is the most in the show I mentioned. Hey, dude. Like... Dude Ranch, man. It was awesome. Good show.

Good show. The cablam, Dan. What a pick. Surprised nobody picked Johnny Bravo. Oh, John Bravo's clever show. Some of those classic cartoon network like Power Puff Girls and Dexter's Laboratory, I wasn't really into. I watched Little He Man as a kid. Honestly, I'm surprised Dylan didn't take Tom and Jerry.

Looney Tunes. I watched Tom and Jerry as a kid. Yeah. Dylan took like the old-ass Mickey Mouse. I'm older than you. I mean, what do you want? The racist one. The one you're like, they took.

They took down and shit. I, dude, when Roach is a kid, you could go on the Disney app and watch the old Mickey's, like the real shitty one. Isn't Steamboat technically, uh, public domain now? I think that version of Mickey Mouse might be, yeah. Dude, throw them into the video. It's hard to say. I'll tell you what's not hard to say that this show is brought to you by Squarespace.

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purchase of a website or domain. Someone commented Dylan's going to put MASH as an honorable mention. Okay. No, I did not watch MASH. Suicide. It's painless. It's true.

Episode of all time. My dad watched it all his own. Parents washed it. Yeah. What's up with his ACL lineup? Who we got? We don't have to spend too much time. People don't necessarily.

People want to know. Is D. Man going? My first impression. is it's pretty bad. Pretty bad. And I think just looking at the comments of their official announcement, I think a lot of people would agree with me.

Haven't lineups gotten progressively worse? Yeah, I really like two years ago. Two years ago was awesome, I thought. Yeah. Like, damn, dude. What a fall for the chains. Two years ago, it had giant font.

I know. Blink and Sturgle, Red Clay Strays. Duolipa. Doolipa. Chris Stapleton. That was an awesome one. That was a good one. Let me give you.

Charlie Skip, Rufus DeSol, yeah, headliners, Charlie X-C-X, Rufus, is it Rufus Dussol? Rufus DeSole. 21 pilots. They put on in the show. Scrilex. Not, is that Martin Scrilex? It's Martin Scrillix, yeah. Okay.

Kings of Leon. Sex is on fire. I'm the King of Leon. I like Kings of Leon. Of course you do. And then the double the XX. A lot of people do. They're a headliner at a major music festival.

Yeah, I did, look, if I stumbled, if I was there and I was like, you have to get the people you're with they want to go see kings i would be like okay i'll be like kings and leon is they're not they're not bad they're chick rock no no yeah dan i had a buddy in college who it's on every female's like sex play what's what's your genre like what's your go-to genre of music right now yeah um i'm in like a just electric phase right now just some weird stuff so you'd like mine's mongolian throat music so this this appeals to you not i don't really like charlie that much fine. What is it? What kind of music is the XX? No clue. It's like a hipster band I think. I even know if we're saying it

correct. I don't know. Like my favorite artist going right now is with Dave probably. So Sturgle. I've seen I've seen people suggest that geese might be a sci-op. I don't know anything about geese but I'm in an algorithm where people are like, oh geese is an op. They didn't misspell goose. No, don't, not to be confused with goose. We do have turnstile and I will I will be going. I already signed up for it. I'm going with two turn style. This works out really well for me personally, selfishly, because you never want to have to like, you never want to be in love with a headliner because that means you have to like stay the whole time and try to leave with the sea of humanity. I can go to turnstile and leave.

I don't have to. I can leave and it's not a big headache getting out of there. Steve Aoki kind of buried on here. Is he falling off? He's down here. I would definitely go see chain smokers. don't care yeah I'm trying to think of like if I would even Rebecca Black like I'd go see Rebecca Black just to see if I can see Friday live that'd be kind of funny You were going through her Instagram

That was dumb you were deep diving That was someone else out there They got to slate her for Friday right At the at the fest Because of the song Right They probably don't have to Right they probably don't have to

But like yeah maybe Natasha Beddingfield I know some of her songs Charlie X. I don't even think I'd want to go to Charlie XXX. Do they even have like a... That's a young lady's show. Do they have a cherub on there? They're always at festival. Yeah, where's camp?

I'm not seeing. Where's camp and Mount Joy? Where's group love? Where's like the quintessential? Mount Joy hadn't been there in a long time. Oh, Run the Jules is always on the line. I saw them there. Brandon Flowers, Sands, the Killers.

What's that story there? What's a solo Brandon Flowers look like? Just the Killers? Why can't you just play Killer Songs? Yeah. I'm sorry. Is he the voice of the killers? I mean,

does everybody else not matter? Yeah, what's going on, Brandon? Can they just play the instruments? I was a little underwhelmed by the killers last year. I wanted to go watch him.

T-Pain was fucking amazing. We'll say that. Everybody liked T-Pain. T-Pain is good life. All right, well. Rebecca Black, I guess she's all grown up.

Growns-ed up. I guess I'll go look at her Instagram and see what's going on lately. Old the Fort. When's the last time 21 pilots? put it on an owl. Can't be the chain smokers?

Probably recently, we just don't know. I don't think I've listened to 21. It's called range. 2016. Oh, I see Cannons is there. Oh. Redemption Tour. I think you go to Steve Ayoki.

It's just a TED Talk caked. He's got a cake somebody, right? He's got a cake somebody. He's got to. That's his thing, man. Yeah, a lot of names I'm not really recognizing. Yeah. How do you say the one to the left of Stella left?

Yep, that one. How do you say that? You suck. Yucamol and the sniffers, you would hate them, but they've got some songs. They're fine. Yeah. Yusaki. Yucucchi Yucamatsu.

I think Japanese names are always just very phonetic. Well, Rask Randy, a resident weeb. I've been there. Hey, while we're doing music, can you pull up the, uh, the song, the TikTok I sent you? You know, I'm sure. I'm sure that some people are going to come at me. I didn't pick Dragon Ball Z. Never watched it.

That's going to be surprised for a lot of people. ever watch Dragon Ball Z. Wow. Anyway, anyways, get ahead of that. I don't know what this is going to do for our algorithm

or our YouTube if we play this song, but there's a song that's been sent to me a number of times. No, we can't play this. We can't.

You get dinged. You'll get dinged. Don't ding us, David. You're going to lose out on several dollars. Mm-hmm. Several. One sec.

Can I just read you the words? I mean, I mean, it's a Luke Bryan song, so it's going to be awful. I can just play it if you want. Yeah,

just fucking. Yeah. Here it is. If I get having my own way, you know, let me tell you how every day would go. Wake up. Golf drink. All right.

Fish hunt golf drink. Here's the thing. Yeah, what don't you understand? He has a song very similar that has the same exact cadence and almost same melody called sunrise, sunburn, sunset, repeat, I believe. At least that's only three things. It does sound like it. And like, he just did way too much more of a list here.

I was like, okay, he's just going to keep on doing it. Look, a lot of the things he mentioned are things I like. I mean, the biggest part of the Stephen Paddock tragedy was it wasn't Luke Brian playing the concert. Okay. Wait, hold on. Okay. That was the biggest part. I mean, Aldeen sucks, but Luke Brian is far away the worst.

Are you referring to the Mandalay Bay incident? Yeah, correct. He didn't mention Stephen Paddock. Jeez, Dan. Go back to the offensive Mexico. God. That's bad. Still don't really have a motive there.

You want to talk about it. It's a weird shooting. That's one of those ones that, like, if I can get information about, it's like aliens and then I want to know more about that. But Luke Bryan is by far the worst country musician to ever grace Nashville. He's probably not the worst, but he's really, really bad. No, he's the worst. I enjoy his music on a boat.

I think Will had to take a while back that he, like, went through a fit. No, it was it was the other guys, who the two guys did. Joe Joe something. Jake Owen. Jake Owen. Will had a phase where he, I swear to God. He had a big Jake Owen phase, I think. He... Barefoot Blue Gene Knight. He said he had on like a workout playlist when he was like on

like a elliptical or something. That's crazy. I might be, okay, I might be making some of that up, but I swear there was something. Text him in Italy right now. Where Will had... Who's the group that does the two guys they broke up since? Florida Georgia Line. Yeah, that was it.

Will like... They broke up? Oh, yeah. I think they probably had differences. One had like shitty politics and the other had really shitty politics. I think it was. And they're just like, we can't do this.

I do think it was for political differences. Yeah. Yikes. So they each get, which by the way. One lives in Georgia. One lives in Florida. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Which one are you taking? Taking Florida. Florida. You take of, oh yeah. Yeah.

Well, whatever. Duh. Alumni over here. Alumniness. Right. I mean, that fucking song about the sororities

is just like, Sorority girl? No, he said sororities. Dance from Delta. Ooh, my little 80 pie. My little 80 pie. My little 80 pie. Who did that song?

Capit Delta. Kyle. How old was he? This was back in like 2012, 2011. It's part of his spring break album, which is one of my CDs that's in my car right now. So that made me want to quit Greek life. I'm not, I'm not ashamed. I don't like this song.

I do think this song kind of stinks. but I'm not ashamed to say it. I enjoy some of his music. I need one of these pop country guys to admit to they don't hunt or fish at some point. Just to throw a wrench in the whole industry. Wait, wait a minute. When you make as much money,

you can just go, like, start doing it. It's not that. You just go get like a ranch, get some feeders going. You get to buy the Tony Stewart house. What's the story there? He just has a sweet house that I think he sold, but it was like essentially like a Cabellas.

He turned his mansion into a bass pro shop. Of course he did. I would just turn mine into Academy, sports, and outdoors. See if you can find Tony Stewart's old house. Academy actually rules. Former sponsor alert, shout out. You think it rules until you go to a Dick's sporting goods. You're like, wow, they don't have anything in an academy.

Yeah, look at this thing. They don't have the overheaded academy. Dix is nicer. Pause. This is so stupid. I remember now that you say it and I'm looking at pictures, we've gone to support. We like covered this on the TFFF. Okay.

He's like a fake, like, mountain. This is a good way to use your money. inside. This is a good way to use your money. Yeah, a big old fish tank, yeah. But I think it's in like an obscure state like Indiana. So you can do this. It's basically Chicago.

It says Indianapolis Monthly right here. Good memory from Canada. I think he's from Indiana. You think he got his money back on that? I don't think so. It's like a specific. Columbus. Columbus, Indiana.

I have a pledge brother from Columbus. I didn't know that. That's awesome. Let's call him. Columbus and Indiana, but I do now. 30 million how much has Tony Stewart made in his career

a lot you want me to guess he killed a guy I remember that yeah I wonder if that guy maybe got a little or his family hopefully got a little cash this is so this is so dumb

you wouldn't want to wake up to that every day no I would not you're like oh yeah I forgot about the waterfall I had installed you can't resell it without a major like price slash like I send this to Alyssa, like the Zillow, and she's like, okay, I really like the square footage. I just, I don't, I don't like the deer stand and the breakfast milk. What about the catfish tank? Yeah, I just don't,

I, I love it. I just don't like the, the pond that's in the middle of our bedroom. Oh, come on. I wonder what it's sold for. You don't want a little pond in the bedroom? This is last price for 30 million. There you go. it's a good recoup though 23 mil ish it just says it's on the market it's relisted for 23 i'm not saying that actually sold it's gonna sell for 12 dude let's low ball the shit out tony stewart right now make it a content house we can make it a content house yeah i know did you ever i always bring it up the

the content house that you wanted to make oh yeah me and georgio at one point uh when we were actually both you know flush and well-employed we were gonna uh get this house on Travis or was it Lady Bird? Lady Bird. It was on Lady Bird and it was $30,000 a month to rent. Okay. It was a baller-ass house. But the concept was we were going to shoot a TV series where we had to make $30,000 in a month to pay rent. But like it felt like eight people, right? It fit a lot of people.

Yeah. So you'd be able to get as many people. You'd get some people in there, but everyone had to contribute to rent and like had. But we couldn't use our own person. money that we made outside of the house. Yeah, you had to generate $30,000. Oh, I didn't know that part. Okay. To pay the rent. Or we get kicked out.

Yeah. Okay. I'm evicted. I mean, I'm interested. Not that I'm like interested in like backing this or being a part of it, but I would watch, I'm saying. Right. Well, we couldn't take your money anyway.

That's the whole concept of the show. Yeah, you're right. Was we had to make organically $30,000 a month to pay the rent. So it was a grand a grand a day, really. You could do like one guy doing only fans, one guy doing whatever we had to do. We could shoot a riffraff music video there. Why would, why did that go to your head? Because is that considered?

Well, we have, yeah, we had a riffraff connection. You had a connection and you guys were, you guys thought about this so much that you're like, we got riffraff. Yeah. I just watched his nine minute freestyle. He had dropped a new nine minute freestyle. A nine minute freestyle? Yeah, go check it up.

Not now, but. Um, that's worse than a tight five. If I had to go out there and freestyle for nine minutes. What's your type five? What's your type five done in the show? Um, so, uh, airplane food. You hear about this stuff? Yeah, what's going on, man?

Fuel prices. I don't know. I don't have a tie five. Well, that's a callback to Dylan. Exactly. Yeah. Whatever, dude. Dave, are you ever going to do a tie five?

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and you might lose by them just slow dripping and just leaking to the New York Post shitty things you have allegedly done. Like, such as, you might be asking, did he fake his father's death to get like three months bereavement? Is this the Indian guy? Correct. I don't know his ethnicity,

but this is the guy who the infamous filed the lawsuit and then pulled the lawsuit about the alleged forced sex with his smoking hot boss. J.P. Morgan? This guy seems like a total scumbag. You can't really go against J.P. Morgan. There's a long history. Right. Most people go up against the banks lose.

And for full disclosure, specifically JP Morgan. Full disclosure, we do bank with them and the people have to know that. Okay. I won't say anything then. Thank you.

Yeah, this guy seems like a total fucking skull. We're pretty low on their list, I think. Yeah. Yeah. You don't want to bring up the Titanic? The New York Post says,

New York posted, dropped this yesterday, ex-JP Morgan banker, pretended his dad was dead to get bereavement leave, but he's alive and spoke to the post this weekend. So they went out of their way to find the dad and like, I'm alive. Okay. What's this guy's fucking deal?

I don't know. Is this dude kind of rock? No. With all these things, I just know there are people in his personal life that are so happy this is happening to him because they know that like he's just consistently a sociopath like asshole. And now he's getting exposed for it. And this is fantastic. Fuck him. Maybe he meant like my dad is dead to me like they had a falling out.

That could have been the case, yeah. In which case, it's like I misunderstood the employment agreement. I thought I was getting three months for this. Yeah, just a little lesson here for the kids. When you are, there's some power structure, there's some institutions that if you go up against them, they can ruin your life. And they'll ruin you. And J.P. Morgan, it turns out, they've got some contacts over at the newspaper. And they're like, yeah, well, he did this too.

So, I mean, I don't know what's going to come out tomorrow. Because I think yesterday I read, I also read that he was going to file another lawsuit. I don't know. Sends ugly. All for, he wants a little payday. And now he's probably unhirable. Well, well, I'm going to say with his moral ethics, you can always go into selling life insurance. So there you go.

Randy really hates that. Always comes back to life insurance sales. Randy hates the influencer, uh, high beast hustler culture, life insurance salesman. on uh they wear three piece pinstripe suits with sneakers they all look like they like they all look like they play juco baseball and then they just yeah that's exactly

they they they they batted like 220 they were fine and then they they're you know replacement level players then it's like this ain't going anymore let's go sell life insurance online and uh and Randy hates I've had some listeners reach out since we did in that segment like and gave me some more information about like it's very scummy practices that these guys

are doing. So it's like, okay, good. I'm glad that I was able to clock that, yeah, this is not great. Some have accused them of predatory practices. I've shown up to funerals of like 75 year old men. I think you got to get life insurance beforehand. Or maybe get like everyone around me. Like, oh, look, you didn't have it. Everybody, all of his friends to show. I don't think so. My buddy did that once. My buddy did that once. He crashed a funeral. Yeah. Yeah. He lived at home with his mom. He was just kind of a crazy character. He wore a robe all the time. Oh, yeah. Crashed a funeral. I was like, I actually hooked up with this very, very hot chick. But it felt gross.

And I realized at that point, I don't want to be that guy. And so I went and I stopped crashing weddings for the same reason. And I, that was an interesting time when they made Owen Wilson a heartthrob. Wow. Yeah, they did. Wow. For like five years.

You got stuck behind Emily Lines. What do you expect? Is someone else in a good looking guy? Shout out of Dallas. He's got the weird nose, but he sees him. It's the hair. The hair really is weird. It's interesting.

Wow. I enjoy his style of comedy. They're bangs. Wow. Why? Why? No, I love Owen Wilson. I just,

I didn't realize he was such a catch. Brother Luke and Austin night. Austin guy. Yeah, I think I am an Austinite. Yeah, it reminds me the time I went to college. All right.

Okay, okay. It's Vince Vaughn a good looking guy, or is he just tall? He's tall. He's tall and funny. Wisecracking, fast talking. He was good looking and, uh,

What was the? Swingers. Swingers. A lot of beautiful babies. A lot of beautiful babies. All right. Let's get out of here. All right.

Thanks, Dan. You want to talk more about Cablam? Bye. Softcore history. Check out softcore history. Yeah, check out softcore history. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, SUFSAG.

And sub's dog. And be looking out for maybe some, some content with Dan filming it. Sure, Randy. Good teas. Good teas, dude. Okay. Hi. Well.

Bye. Nice canons. Thank you.