Circling Back - The Slonkathon & Cool Port Aransas Teens

Episode Date: July 2, 2025

Dillon is back in the saddle as the guys discuss Theme Weeks for Listener Voicemails, Red Panda taking a fall, the Slonkathon, Dillon recaps his Port A trip, RIP Louisville chicken place, and This Wee...kend in Fun. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop • (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter • (8:35) Red Panda Took a Fall • (16:38) The Slonkathon • (23:40) Dillon Recaps Port A • (37:35) RIP Louisville Chicken Place • (46:05) This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors: • Tecovas: Right now get 10% off at tecovas dot com slash CRCLBK when you sign up for email and texts. • Rhoback: Get 20% off at Rhoback.com with promo code WASHED20. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, welcome back to the circling back podcast. That noise you just heard was Brett leave in the studio. My name is Dave And we got a big pod a big big pod in store for you today It's Wednesday morning. No producer Randy video got it tightened up figured it out If you're watching this and hearing us talk at the same time, it's a big success Joining me in studio looking look at tan as always you don't look any more tan than you normally do it's still in chivalry got
Starting point is 00:00:49 some bad weather the last day we were there didn't get a chance to we take it to the next level anyway I'm very happy to be here I'm back in the saddle you know I've left town many times in the past working with you guys and I've left town many times in the past working with you guys, and I've missed episodes, multiple episodes. Never in my time at either Grandex or WASH Media have I missed so little time and felt like I've missed so much around here. I feel like a lot has happened, and I'm out on a lot of stuff. I've missed some jokes, some news, some themes I don't know about,
Starting point is 00:01:27 slonkers getting talked about again. Apparently Will still has his fastball from what I read on the subreddit. People are wanting him to be on the show more. What the hell, what the hell's going on? What did I miss? Fill me in, fill in the blanks. Sounds like you got a pretty good idea.
Starting point is 00:01:44 I don't. I see you got a pretty good idea. I don't I See you got a sweatshirt over there. You're gonna put that on it depends how cold I get How did their live show go on Friday? Excellent? Did it? Yeah, people are talking about it Of course, no one's referencing the patron-only Coffee Friday live stream that featured me producer Randy Brett and will defreeries for a number of minutes. And it was great. It started off a little rocky. Brett and Randy kind of went back and forth a little disagreement. Had a couple of those, but it was it was funny. I'm having
Starting point is 00:02:18 Adam cut some clips from it. They got into it? Yes. Yeah, I wanted. Okay. So like we were Brett, Brett was just on. Brett's great for Coffee Friday. I'm just gonna need him on every one. We were just riffing before and Brett's like, let's just do a cold open. And Randy had already prepared some kind of intro video for it. And it kind of torpedoed Randy's plans a little bit. Next thing you know, that little tiff made it to the air after we pressed record and it was fine.
Starting point is 00:02:54 You can tell there'd been a little tension simmering potentially between them over the now successful Chicago trip that Randy had, which you're familiar with, right? His fly in the morning of the wedding, have a limited time in his hotel, kind of up against it, the three o'clock wedding. I don't know this, no.
Starting point is 00:03:15 This is news to me. Okay, I think we kicked it around a little bit on the show, but maybe you'd already left. Randy booked his Chicago trip for Saturday morning. Like I just said, the wedding was at 3. And so we were, pretty much everyone in the office was like, man, that's cutting it close. You're really adding a lot of undue stress.
Starting point is 00:03:35 And he's like, no, it'll be fine. And it turns out it was fine. He did have to pay for early check-in at his hotel. And then the second part of that disagreement, Randy doesn't have a hanging bag. have to pay for early check in at his hotel. And then the second part of that disagreement, Randy doesn't have a hanging bag. So Randy will just fold his suit up and put it in his suitcase. And from the photo, it looked like it was passable. It didn't look like a perfectly. What's the what are the kids can't do that? It the photo he posted, it looked fine. Okay. But
Starting point is 00:04:02 You can't do that. The photo he posted, it looked fine. OK. But I don't know if you saw the photo I'm referencing. I haven't. It's the one in the middle of the church pews that is him doing a stunt pose. OK. Yeah, you should just go to his Instagram.
Starting point is 00:04:16 He dropped it on one day. I'm on my way there right now. Yeah. So yeah, you did miss a lot, I guess. I did, man. OK. I'm here. Oh yeah, okay. Yeah. Yeah, it looks fine.
Starting point is 00:04:32 That left leg looks like it might be a little ragged, but it looks fine. He did have to steam the shirt, which is fine. We just, we were just like, hey man, get you a hanging bag, hoss. Get you a hanging bag, huh? Traveling with the suit, but whatever. That's some grown up shit that he's just not, he's not there yet. I didn't have a hanging bag till my mid-20s but Randy's like 30. Well how old is Randy? 30? 30 or something? Maybe 31? That's fine. This show is not about Randy. Although I will
Starting point is 00:04:56 give Randy some props. He is the one who synced the audio from Monday's YouTube with the video and we also just FaceTimed it to make sure everything was going good before the show today. And as far as I know it is, so I'm not gonna spike the football like I did on Monday. I wanted to find out that I uploaded a video and it took me like an hour to do it that had zero audio to it.
Starting point is 00:05:18 I did see your social post, the video you posted. Yeah. Talking about the video situation were you gonna try to watch coffee Friday and just couldn't figure out how to log into patreon I was gonna try to watch it because that's what the backers were saying I'm logged in on my desktop mm-hmm I'm not logged in on the app because it kicks me off too frequently and I we have to go through a whole process here to log back in so I did not username and password also we have to go through a whole process here to log back in so I
Starting point is 00:05:45 did not use their name and password also we went to the beach yeah I wasn't gonna watch it from the beach I would've been stupid a lot of people were at the beach watching it okay they're just saying it's like that's kind of the vibe it was putting off okay yeah I didn't I did not watch but I had high hopes I'm glad that you guys delivered you said it went excellent so I probably will go back and listen or watch. We dropped Wash Weekly Friday. We always drop Wash Weekly on Friday.
Starting point is 00:06:11 Check it out. Substack, wash.substack.com. And again, if you want to watch this, you can watch it on YouTube, youtube.com slash circling back if you like to watch it on your TV or your phone or your computer. I'm very excited to be back, Dave. I feel like we have a lot of just exciting stuff popping right now.
Starting point is 00:06:32 Sure, of course we got LV Theme Week, which you know all about. Listener voicemails theme week. There you go, you're putting it together. I'm watching the light bulb flicker. OK. And I saw that out in the board, you have some listed out there. I do. Ick, cringe. Don't give it together. I'm watching the light bulb flicker Okay, and I saw the out in the board you have some listed out there. I do it cringe. Oh, don't give it away Oh, sorry. It's okay
Starting point is 00:06:53 Yeah, we'll just jump into that right now For next week. I was listening to voicemails for tomorrow's listener voicemail what you do on patreon every Thursday The numbers 888-618-4422 if you want to leave us a message. And I was like, man, I really enjoy getting like, we had some cringey stories the last few weeks and people have just like heard that and called in and be like, oh, I actually have one too. And so I was like, well, why don't we just do theme weeks?
Starting point is 00:07:22 It'll help us promote it. And we can get really good voicemails doing it. So next week is officially cringe week. Cringe week. We want your cringiest stories. Doesn't have to be limited to the office. It can be relationships. It can be anything.
Starting point is 00:07:38 Just stories. It doesn't even have to be you. It's more fun if it's self-deprecating, but just cringy stuff you've done. The one that I think got a lot of calls was just, It's more fun if it's self-deprecating, but just cringy stuff you've done. The one that I think got a lot of calls was just, I think you and I kicked around like cringy things that, cringy moments like trying to court the fairer sex. And that's yielded a lot of funny calls.
Starting point is 00:07:58 And I was like, let's just do a whole week where we do that. So we'll do cringe week, we'll do an ick week. We'll do a ladies week. We'll do a male friendship week and all announced those to give everybody plenty of time but that's not going to drop tomorrow. Cringe week is next week. Next week. You can start calling in and leaving your cringe but listener voicemails for tomorrow which drops on Patreon is already ready to rock. We'll record that later today. Pull back the curtain. So yeah, check that out.
Starting point is 00:08:24 later today. Pull back the curtain. So yeah, check that out. slokathon. Who's RP? Red Panda. Oh, okay. Did you see what happened to Red Panda? Red Panda fell. She fell.
Starting point is 00:08:40 Is she okay? She may have hurt her wrist. She may have to spend some time away. Is she the goat of halftime performances? It's either her or the people, the guys who like stack themselves, like the acrobats who stack themselves like Jenga pieces. I want to make sure I have the right person. She is the plate lady. Yes.
Starting point is 00:09:04 Okay. She's the red panda on the unicycle. Or actually, are they bowls or plates? I want to make sure I have the right person. She is the plate lady. Yes. Okay. She's the red panda She's on the unicycle or actually are they are they bowls or plates? I want to say plates. Okay in either way She's incredibly talented. Anyway, she's different. She has a skill that I don't think anyone else in the world has Perfected in the manner that she has. Yeah, she's uh, she's doing all this on top of a unicycle Yes, which you don't see very often. She'll kick up a stack of plates and catch them and bounce them on her head while she's on a unicycle. Yeah. No, literally no one else is doing that. No.
Starting point is 00:09:34 You don't see that anywhere. I would watch a Netflix documentary on like the rise of Red Panda. Yeah. Because I want to know like how do you get into that? She fell. It probably starts on the unicycle, right? Like she's like A noted she grew up and she was always the the kid in her town
Starting point is 00:09:48 It was like excelled at unicycling was this a WNBA game. Yes, okay. Yes and She fell and Twitter was like Cuz look didn't anytime it read pandas out there people are she's beloved. Yeah, we're posting I didn't know that her name was Red Panda. I don't know if that's her Christian name. Okay. Yeah, I would guess it's not. I don't even know if she's a Christian.
Starting point is 00:10:13 Yeah. And to me, it doesn't matter personally. Does it matter to you? No, I support her no matter what her religious and ethnic background is. Okay, good. Yeah. Well... It's just the kind of program that we are here
Starting point is 00:10:25 She fell and you know, you're you're like you're cringing cuz you're like, oh no, you're waiting you fall from a unicycle That's no joke and it's not one of those little ones. It's a tall one Remember I saw that dude fall on the unicycle on the trail that day He just face planted going like 25 You shouldn't be on a unicycle on the trail the worst part of it is he had to get up and dust himself off Well a bunch of onlookers were like, oh That's embarrassing Did he acknowledge the fall?
Starting point is 00:10:51 He got there as soon as quickly as he could he he kind of brushed his he had business cash on remember He had a button down with the tie and slacks He got out he got up and just kind of did this on his shirt, like wiped his shirt clean and said, I'm all right. And just as people were running over to him and just cycled away. Would you rather fall on the trail? And then if you're not from Austin, which many of you aren't, it's a hot trail. It's good looking people go to the trail. Very popular.
Starting point is 00:11:20 It's HPO. Would you rather fall on a unicycle and business cash there or Drop a bottle of water while hugging Livy Don in front of the press I think I'd rather drop a bottle hugging Livy Don really yeah Both of those situations it's like okay. How do I get out of here one of them? Is no physical injury what so no bodily harm done just just massive amounts of embarrassment Other one you have the embarrassment factor and also you're gonna get banged up a bit and maybe lose a shirt And also like you're you're faced with the
Starting point is 00:11:57 choice Do you just carry your unicycle and walk off or do you hop back on the unicycle? Yeah. Or do you, I guess a third, do you just leave the unicycle and just run away? Just run off? Because that's an option. You could maybe throw it in the lake and just get out of there. He also could have jumped in the lake and swam off to the other side. He could have swam off. So actually he had four. Yeah. What do you think? Did he get back on the unicycle? He got back on the unicycle. See I I want to see that which I think is hard to do to like to mount a unicycle It's not a quick getaway like a bicycle. You can't trail is not concrete, right? It's like a dirt its gravel which will make you like wonder like why would you ever bring a unicycle out there?
Starting point is 00:12:36 That's part of the novel. It's like that compact gravel, you know, yeah, it's perfect for it's a perfect trail surface But yeah, you're cycles not something you can just hop on and roll away I think it's pretty hard to mount those fuckers. I've never seen it done I'm just gonna I'm just going through in my head like what that would be like. It was a tall one It wasn't I mean he was probably the seat was probably a good Six feet off the ground. Do you think he was trying to become like new beloved Austin character guy? Because you know, we had Who was the cross-dressing? Person way back in the day. Leslie is an awesome rest in peace. Leslie. Leslie is an austin legend. He was a
Starting point is 00:13:13 A cross-dressing. I don't know if he was homeless. I think he was homeless cross-dressing homeless guy who just got hammered on sixth street all the time, but People like austin just absolutely embraced him took a picture Yeah, it was a photo opportunity his signature attire was he always had some kind of like thong underwear on you can see his cheeks It kids like thongs. Yeah, it was a grown-up themed okay Adoration for the man. Yeah appropriate 6th Street So, you know and you got these characters, you know, New York City. You got the cowboy
Starting point is 00:13:48 Time squared this guy's like I'm gonna be the Unicycle on the trail guy. Maybe he was trying to set yeah and then people could see him and I think they might this is the last time I saw him the first and last time I Saw what if now he what if he's actually the the robot dog guy Your nemesis yeah that that little fuckers getting more pub I see so that's him that's the same guy that was referenced in the group chat I'm pretty sure tell the folks at home
Starting point is 00:14:13 we got a lot of new listeners here you got a beef with this robot yeah so there's um on my on the the walking route I take with my dog we cross over what's called the Fluger Bridge, which is a pedestrian bridge over Lady Bird Lake. And we're crossing over one time, and I see a gathering, a group of people, like, hey, what's going on over here? And I notice that they're looking at a,
Starting point is 00:14:41 oh, you know what, it's a dog. It's a different robot. This one's a dog shaped uh it's on all fours you're still anti-robot either way yeah and he was basically harassing other real dogs with his dog robot and freaking dogs out and i just didn't like it he was scaring him chasing him dogs were panicking i just didn't i didn't like his tone at all yeah so i what i did is i walked up and i just socked him right in the mouth. Yeah, Dylan beat this guy's ass.
Starting point is 00:15:07 Yeah. What'd you do? You did like 10 days for that. Yeah, I did. I mean, it's worth it. I hit the clink for a little bit. Yeah, Austin, I feel like there's a- There's characters.
Starting point is 00:15:20 There's characters, but there's an opportunity for someone new to show up and really make their presence felt But I just don't know if it's unicycle guy. I think he has the juice. I want to say though prayers up to red panda Yeah, hopefully she recovers quickly. Hopefully no no fractures in that wrist there and I saw she fell on her wrist You ever seen her had a buddy have like a compound fracture like seen like a broken arm bent the wrong way No, thankfully I have not seen that in person my buddy did that we were skateboarding no we were rollerblading and he did it he fell and just praise himself got up and like it
Starting point is 00:15:52 was bent it was very gross I don't I would I would not handle that well I don't I don't handle that stuff well I didn't handle it well I tried to use it to get out of school the next day I get queasy I faint and stuff it's not good I told my mom that I was like so traumatized that I couldn't go to school and she's like you're fine You just saw you saw an injury. You're good. You can go you're not you didn't like you weren't Enlisted you didn't go serve in combat. You just saw your buddy fall on roller blades. Yeah. Yeah, he's gonna be okay It's a nasty injury, but he had a cast for six weeks. We signed it. Yeah, you know probably a dope scar Yeah, I had a good scar. He actually re broke it like a year later doing rollerblade stuff
Starting point is 00:16:32 Time to get off the blades man. Yeah, it's time. We hung him up. Yeah did you follow the The announcement of slonkathon I Know I'm unfamiliar, I saw the announcement but I don't know what it's about. Obviously it includes eggs. I saw a mention of me on the couch housing hardboileds.
Starting point is 00:16:54 Yeah, Dylan's been known to delete hardboiled eggs at a rapid clip here in the office. I set the record at Jason's Deli actually, the salad bar had 17 of them one day. It's true, I was there. They asked me to stop. They did. They did.
Starting point is 00:17:08 So what's the slonkathon? Well since, well we have a video and people who have been listening to the show for a while will be like, oh yeah I remember that. You guys posted a video for like 10 seconds and then Dylan deleted it for some reason. Because Dylan just didn't want the world to see him absolutely deleting Slonkers at a rapid clip on the couch. It's just not a good look. I was just sitting there eating Eating eggs and for some reason one of my friends decided to secretly record me, right? Well, we decided that it's time that the world sees it But like what if we tied a nice charitable donation to it? So we're gonna do slonk-a-thon and
Starting point is 00:17:46 We're gonna basically do a telethon where we people will pledge money and once we hit a certain goal TBD We will release the video This is bullshit No, no, this is actually happening. What do you mean it's bullshit? I'm not joking about it. What? Why am I the only one that has to pay a debt here? I don't follow. There should be something with you.
Starting point is 00:18:12 You guys should be punished also. Why are you being punished? This is actually going to a charity. So if we don't do it, that's the only thing that would be punished would be the people that we're gonna receive the charitable donation. Perhaps I am proposing that there are other elements to the payoff here than just a video
Starting point is 00:18:26 of me housing slonkers. It's called Slonkathon. Maybe you guys do a slonk video or something. That's not, we don't delete hard boiled eggs at a rapid clip. Well you could. That's not our thing. I don't want to infringe on the bed. You know how good I am at making hard boiled eggs.
Starting point is 00:18:40 I can make some. Most people can figure that. I can make some for you guys. They all kind of taste the same I Know I mean you don't have to eat them on the slunkathon We're just gonna release the video once we hit let's say our goal is five thousand dollars once we hit that Then we'll post a video and people can go watch the video of you eating slonkers But wouldn't they rather see other stuff along with my slonk video there will be other bits. It won't just be us
Starting point is 00:19:04 Sitting here, but it'll be like a live stream. People can call in maybe. We'll probably figure that out. We'll record it, make it a thing. And I think at the end of the day, it's a real win-win, because the listeners, the lifeblood of this podcast,
Starting point is 00:19:19 they get to see Dylan absolutely housing slonkers, the video from six months six months ago and then the charity the TBD charity gets a nice fat check I also think that the video doesn't quite deliver the way that you guys build it like hype it to deliver it's just I don't think it I don't think it ever needed to be taken down I've seen I've actually seen the video and I just there's not much there's not. Yeah, there's not much to it. But it's just like, but people want to know what neat what we couldn't we see. Why did this get taken down? If I'm a Joe podcast listener out there, shout out
Starting point is 00:19:58 to Joe podcast listener or Jane podcast listener. And I'm thinking, I'm thinking, hey, I got 10 bucks to throw a charity. I'd love to see what all the hype's about this slonker video Dylan absolutely deleting hardboiled like yeah, I'll throw 10 bucks at that charitable cause gonna be for a good cause. Yeah, why not? Yeah, again, are you saying you don't want to do the charity thing? No, I'm down. I'm I'm always down to to for charitable causes. Okay, so we'll do it. We will I'm very set a date for slugger philanthropic at At my core people were calling you Phil Phil anthropic
Starting point is 00:20:34 They yeah, they were I just you know, there's there's gotta be a better payoff for that You know, okay, we'll do it'll be slunkers. Plus. How about that? Okay. And we'll maybe uh maybe I'll do some juggling. That's kind of a thing I've gotten back into. Um maybe Will can do like a kick flip or something. Uh Brett can come in here and do some stand up and Randy can just strut that little **** around. I don't know. What do you think? It's up to you, man. Let me let me brainstorm. Okay that's slonkathon and man there's nothing better than just putting on a pair of
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Starting point is 00:23:48 I'm going to offer you an opportunity here. We can continue to talk hard boiled eggs or I will let you do a late weekend and fun recap. I would like to pivot to my weekend. Okay. I'll allow it. Lots to talk about. I want to get into the young locals of Port Aransas,
Starting point is 00:24:07 Texas. They were quite a trip. But yeah, I mean, what do you want to know? Yeah, I went to the beach, went to Port Aransas. Cinnamon Shore is a community where we stayed. Went with my dad, my sister, my brother-in-law, my nieces, my son Parks, and my girlfriend Chelsea. I'm a little bit of a little bit of a Yeah. We saw someone catch a shark. OK, I had a question about the shark.
Starting point is 00:24:47 A black tip shark. I didn't know they were fishing for it. I thought it just was sick and washed ashore. People fish for sharks on, we were out there on Saturday and there were many, many people fishing for sharks. Does that, this feels like it's answering the question for myself. Does that this feels like it's answering the
Starting point is 00:25:06 question for myself. Like does that bring more sharks around and is that like a problem for beachgoers who are just trying to get in the water and not fish for sharks? I don't I don't know. I don't know. Um it's interesting because
Starting point is 00:25:17 they're they're fishing from the from the shoreline. They they back their trucks up and they have these big rigs where they like this, like they, the platform is like welded on top of their truck and you get up there and a big like metal, uh, tube thing where they, they stick their rods down and they, they cast really far out. Um,
Starting point is 00:25:39 crazy to see the way they cast the lines. Yeah. I'm very curious. Because these lines go out sometimes I'm not kidding they cast out like five six seven hundred yards. How? Great question. I was very confused as well. Some of them can't go out that far because they don't have a drone but some of them do have a drone. Okay. So this is what they do. They take the line and they have these big hooks that are probably, I mean, they're five, four inches. Yeah. And they hang a big piece of meat off of it and they hook it up to a drone and they fly the drone out 500, 600 yards and then drop it into the deeper part. Just like our ancestors. Crazy. I've never seen anything like it. And then about 10 feet in on the line from the hook is like a little claw that they,
Starting point is 00:26:37 I think it acts as an anchor and holds the meat like 10 feet off the bottom of the bottom of the ocean you understand what I mean kind of there's like a little anchor this is attached 10 feet in on the line okay and so when they when they start to reel they cast they reel in that anchor sets in and therefore the meat is just kind of hanging there got it oh yeah yeah yeah yeah it floats I. And so it's like, it's floating up 10 feet from this from the bottom. Okay. Anyway. Yeah. So we saw someone catch a black tip shark about five feet. And we're
Starting point is 00:27:15 with the whole fam. Parks was not happy at all. Parks loves sharks. Parks was wearing a swim shirt with sharks all over it when it happened. He's like, I don't like what's going on, dad. And I said, I don't either. He said, they're catching it just for sport. They did let the shark go. So they had it out of the water for a few minutes. People gathered around, took pictures.
Starting point is 00:27:37 And then it's not good to leave a shark out of water like that. It's got to have the water pass through its gills, as we all know, or as most people know know So when he brought it back into the water He had to like restart the shark. Yeah, you have to yeah kind of long exactly Yeah, he grabbed the tail and he just brought it out yanked it back then brought it out yanked it back in You get water going through the gills and bring it kind of bring it back to life a little bit never seen anything like it my life Yeah, Dylan you you sent a pic. Did Never seen anything like it in my life. Yeah. Dylan, you, you sent a pic.
Starting point is 00:28:06 Did you post that? I didn't post it. I will. Yeah, let's post it. I'll post it to the circling back story so you guys can see what I'm talking about. This is a lot different than like going out on your kayak and fishing. When you're like, when you're back in the truck up and bringing a drone into it, maybe just like, maybe it's just not there was a point. It's not really sports sports and people doing it man
Starting point is 00:28:31 It was wild wild to see that is why we only saw one of them actually Actually catch one so you reel it in and it's it's hundreds of yards You're reeling it in and it probably takes them a very like Multiple hours I would I would guess to reel this thing in because it's fighting And it's very far away And so hey, they're just they're just cranking on this thing. Yeah Sounds like sounds like me home sick. So that was interesting Let me talk about the the young locals that patrol the beaches there
Starting point is 00:29:04 Okay so Saturday was the big day on the beach because it's the weekend and young locals that patrol the beaches there. Okay. So Saturday was the big day on the beach because it's the weekend and weather was nice and not only were a lot of tourists there, but the, I guess they're high school kids, I don't know. It's weird because they all have trucks that are very, very nice, like very nice, like f 250s and just just big nice trucks. And they all have custom
Starting point is 00:29:34 wheels, all of them. And they have subwoofers mounted on the inside that light up. Okay, okay. And the trucks, the wheels they have so they're they're jacked up these these trucks are jacked up Again, like some of these trucks are by the way six digits port a you can drive on the on the beach You can drive on the beach. That is a that is a beach that is legal to do you can drive on the beach there? And so the trucks are jacked up and but they don't have like big like off-road tires They're the thin ones. They have like 24 inch wheels and then the thin the thin rubber on top and they all have
Starting point is 00:30:13 They all have this light strip that they mount inside the wheel bright white lights inside the wheel lights inside the wheel And they look like fucking clowns all of them look they think it rules they think it rules and like fight There'll be a group in the five of them will have trucks. Okay, they'll line them up They'll park them like like it's a car show and then they get out and they throw the football around and they got little chicks There's having a little girlfriends running around And it's unbelievable, man. Are they menaces?
Starting point is 00:30:48 Are they like? Total shitheads. They are? OK. They all have hair. It's hard to describe. But they have like a lot of them will bleach their hair. It's kind of like Patrick Mahomes-esque,
Starting point is 00:30:59 where it's like it's faded on the side. And then it's kind of like a mohawk but not really they have this nasty facial hair any kind of face or they can cling to they they grow like they have like a little chin action a little tiny little mustache oh god and they're they look disgusting all of them and they just roll up and down the beach just playing like route loud rap music with their lit up trucks and it's like we were we're, what, what the fuck's going on here? I don't know how these kids afford these trucks. So they're driving behind you, right? Like if I'm,
Starting point is 00:31:32 cause I'm going to be there in three weeks and I was there last time. So I'm definitely going to say, you're going to see him, dude, uh, go out there. Um, on this, I don't know if you're there on a Saturday or not, but that seems to be the day we were there. We'll be there Saturday. They're all like, we go out early. Saturday was the day that they all showed up. And if you go at night, or like, when it's around dusk, you'll see them really start to show up with their lit up wheels, and it's just fucking stupid.
Starting point is 00:31:55 And these trucks, man, they are so nice. I don't know who's paying for these. So they're driving by, are they causing problems, or is it just they're more annoying, a nuisance? They're not causing, yeah, they're not causing problems They they leave tourists alone, but it's just they're just total shitheads, man I wonder where they're coming in from like what's that? What's the high school right off off the island? There's there's not like a Port Aransas high school
Starting point is 00:32:16 It's confusing because I mean, you know Port Aransas is not like it's not in a fluent area No, it's like I'm like blowing up the last few years. Yeah, but it's like there are no like nice parts of Port Aransas. Yeah, you know, so I don't know who's paying for these trucks But they're unbelievable And they all have them And they're all shitheads Dude yeah, see I You can really like the way we do it. So where we stay, we stay near Cinematures, but it's like you go down and you pay and they set up your little umbrella,
Starting point is 00:32:54 chairs and stuff for you. You post up and then you're kind of at the mercy of like whoever like shows up and gets behind you. If they're listening to whatever they're listening to, like that's what you're stuck with. And we didn't have any issues last year. Typically, you know, you make friends with the people who post up near you. But cool teens just scare me. The cool teens, we didn't talk to them. It probably wouldn't have gone well if we had. But luckily they kept to themselves for the most part. Did you not think about going over there and Just like taking the football and just showing them that you could throw it really far
Starting point is 00:33:27 I thought about it and like earning their respect. I thought they also had pretty good arms on them Why did I watch them do their thing? Yeah, they were at the athlete types He's not like baseball guys. Yeah, no exactly. They're absolutely baseball guys. Yes, Just total shitheads. Yeah. Yeah. A little funny anecdote from the trip. So my my dad has this kite. Okay. And he has a kite and he's proud of it. And it's rainbow. He bought a rainbow kite. Shout out pride month. Shout out pride month. And I sent you guys a picture of the backseat of the car and there's the kites behind them Anyway, he kept forgetting the kite and then the last day of the beach. I said dad. Don't forget your kite today
Starting point is 00:34:10 So oh, where is it? Go get it. Go get it. I got his kite for him And this is the last day of June and he hangs this kite It's a kite kites are kind of a way of the people like mark their their spot on the beach So you can see it from far away flags Yeah, kite like a tall flag basically, so he finally gets his his rainbow kite up in the air It's last day of June. I'm like, oh man dad. How about you man supporting pride month? He's like he laughed it off and then um about ten minutes go by and the people in our group kind of Just went off to the water and just me and my dad sitting there drinking a beer. He goes
Starting point is 00:34:47 Dylan's my guy gay. It's like what is my guy gay because it's a rainbow. Are people going to think I'm gay like that? I don't think anyone's going to think you're gay dude. You're fine. It's like, okay, they're just going to give you ally points.
Starting point is 00:35:00 Yeah, like yeah, it's pride month too, man. He's like these these high school kids going to come over here and like hey who's gay is this dad. I think you're fine. It's 2025. Yeah, it's pride month to man. He's like these these high school kids gonna come over here and like hey Whose gate kite is this dad? I think you're fine. It's 2025. Yeah, I think you're a high school Yeah, I don't know man. Although the way you've described these high school kids. I'm trying to not like judge a book Yeah, probably probably a Confederate flag on a back window one of those trucks if I had to imagine, you know They're those types a lot of Morgan Wallen. Morgan Wallen bumping those speakers. It's like, no, dad, your kite's not gay.
Starting point is 00:35:30 It's fine, dude. But then we had a nasty little squall blow in and it ruined his kite. So he lost the kite. Damn, so that kite could be still out there. That kite's, we trashed it. It got mangled. Yeah, that'll happen.
Starting point is 00:35:44 Yeah. How's the water? Great temperatures perfect. You know, it's it's a Texas beach. We're not we're not talking crystal clear water like you're going to find in parts of Florida. But the weather was I mean, the water was great, man. Yeah, I'll be down there golf cart situation whole deal Which I love I love not having to drive golf carts are so clutch their money. They're so fun Yeah, we got an eight-seater this year first time we bumped up from a six to an eight So it was basically a limousine the limousine of golf carts. It was sweet, man. Yeah, that's a good move
Starting point is 00:36:19 Did you go BTS on it? Were you guys bumping music? Who did the playlist? I did for the most part did a lot of tropical jazz for the fam when we were cruising. Oh, nice. Good beach cruise. You didn't run Dylan's faves out there. I dabbled in Dylan phase, but mostly just stuck to the, the tropical house music. It was dope. Um, fantastic. So it's a great trip and Chelsea was a big hit on this trip. The family, I think they, they love Chelsea more than they love me, which is, you know.
Starting point is 00:36:47 Yeah, I get it. All I can ask for. Parks is obsessed with their whole situation, man. So Chelsea was a big hit. She enjoyed the family, they enjoyed her. So she's officially a member of the fam now. This is her first family trip. First family trip, and it went quite well.
Starting point is 00:37:05 No one got any little, you know, you get one family under the same roof for six days. You're gonna see little tiffs here. There was none of that. No bickering. It was just a good trip man. No tiffs. Nobody arguing about cold opens on the pod. No we didn't we didn't do that. No one yeah. My dad didn't talk about Elon Musk or Trump too much and it was fine man yeah what uh hey why don't you do this why don't you pretend that My rundown shut down because our internet so bad that I just got booted okay Why don't you tell me what's next on that rundown there Hoss next on the rundown is RIP chicken place Have you seen the news I have the devastating news. This is this shocked me this is a There's me. This is a
Starting point is 00:37:48 There's a chicken place in Louisville We got in we went to bourbon and Beyond Festival last fall It was me you and Randy and Brett was Brett with this Brett wasn't with us for the chicken trip It was three of us. They eat the trip feels like we got in early Randy went back. He had ready doubled down He ate it twice. He loves chicken So we got in at like 11. We got in late and we're like, well where do we go? Where do three guys go in Louisville on like a Thursday? We found this place, very touristy. What's it called? Gordon Beer's Brewery Restaurant. So we're like, let's just give it a shot. Get us a, get some cold beers. See what they got. Bar food. We all got the same thing. We got the chicken strips.
Starting point is 00:38:25 Great location. And they were really good. Great location, good vibes in there. They were good chicken strips. They were excellent chicken strips. You and Randy loved them. They were awesome. They were, yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:34 Think of like, think of like when you go to Chili's and think of their, you find, you go there and you just happen to be there on like, and the A-team's working in the kitchen, the A-team's working, it's just, everything's hidden and you get the best of chilies. That's what these taste it like they were very good chicken strips and We've talked about and we've referenced them like a number of times maybe too many times, but uh, they just shut down So that's a real bummer You've recommended it to a number of people. We wouldn't shut up about this place
Starting point is 00:39:08 Yeah, that's sad wonder what happened It didn't to be fair. It didn't seem overly busy when we were in there now Actually, as a matter of fact, I went back I went back a second time too, but I didn't get to strips the next time I feel like when we went back was at that time or which time was it where we went and there was like a guy who? Was extremely intoxicated like on the on the verge of getting tossed out. Oh, yeah, remember that dude. Yes That was tall he's making an ass of himself. He has embarrassing himself. He was hard drumming on the bar It was very very awkward and he the bartender kept serving him for some reason. Yeah, it was just it was very odd Yeah, but yeah, we want to just pour one out to what is that Gordon Schleis? No, it was just it was very odd. Yeah, but yeah, we want to just pour one out too. What is that Gordon Schleis? No, it's called
Starting point is 00:39:49 Gordon Beersh Brewery restaurant. There's a big GB out on the signage and it is no more What? You know typically when you're on vacation like that and you see it like the boys are doing content like, you know There's a little bit of FOMO you get a little jealous. Oh, that'd be fun. Was there anything that was going on here at wash that had you kind of like? Oh, man Would love to be in on that. Yeah, I mean well the live show Friday I hated to miss because it was the first first of its kind in that format and I'm I Just wanted to be here for it. You missed zero. No one was hung over at all. It wasn't your typical coffee Friday I just want to point that out next time we do a coffee Friday
Starting point is 00:40:29 I'll be sure to get just rip-roaring drunk the night before you need to get absolutely annihilated Yeah, I will dudes love making up new words For getting an aisle. Yes the other thing I got a notification that we had a Furniture delivery, which is a little tease. We had seen that box. I saw the box, it has something show up and you guys are gonna see what that is.
Starting point is 00:40:51 That ex guy brought that in by himself. And I swear to God, dude, he's like, where do you want it? And I was like, right there. So I went over and tried to like pick it up and move it when he left. That dude is a beast. Holy shit. That thing is serious.
Starting point is 00:41:04 That's heavy. All right, the folks at home They know we're getting they knew no, we got some new equipment. I'm gonna assemble it Sometime soon. You also missed me doing peanuts and coca-cola. Oh, I saw that video. How was it? It's delightful. We got something here If you want to go try it, did you enjoy the peanuts more or the soda more that had the peanut flavor in it? Or is it all just one thing down your golet? A lot of people worried about me choking on a peanut. That did not happen.
Starting point is 00:41:30 I like the soda, because you just get that, you get a little hint of salt from the planter's peanut. And it was good. It was good. It feels like something that, if you're driving around like a dirt road road like on like a random like Friday night, I got nothing going on I'll have some peanuts and coca-cola And that'll be me driving around
Starting point is 00:41:55 I don't know Maybe if you're like trying to get off dip and you're looking for something else you'll do that Oh, no, like I'm happy with it with it. It's an oral fixation. Don't know if I'm gonna do it again, but I would like that. We've got a bunch in there. I'd like to see other people try it. I'll check it out, man. For some reason, Will had done it. Northern Michigan Will. But otherwise, everybody that reached out was like, oh, it's an absolute deep south thing. I
Starting point is 00:42:27 never heard of it. It feels like something that a bunch of kids, a bunch of Nair Dewells on the beach and their uh lit up wheel truck would uh would be doing in between Zanz or Lucy's. They were they were very intimidating. I get it. Cool teens are a problem. I didn't want to make eye contact with them. How close were you to them? Very very close Do you see parks absolutely just fucking rip one, dude? I was thinking that the last slide of my the story up or the post the hard post I did on my Instagram
Starting point is 00:42:56 With you found a little pick up a wiffle ball game and and parks wanted I could tell he wanted to get in that bat We didn't know these people locked up to one of the parents. I said you might have my kid gets one You got two at bats ripped ripped a little Groundball down third baseline and next time he just lays into one. Yeah, it's still going he He's really squishing the bug well. He absolutely is. Yeah, his swing looked great I was actually we were I don't know who I was with, but I commented, I'm like, oh man, he's come a long way. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:28 He's only been playing baseball a couple years, right? Yeah. It's pretty impressive. His swing looks good, man. I need to show it to my son. It's been, so baseball's not, T-ball's not in season right now, so I've got a T, I got a net I need to put together.
Starting point is 00:43:42 It's just been so hot that he hasn't shown any interest in going out back and working on his game Yeah, but we're gonna get there Yeah, we're gonna get there cuz next up is like squishing the bug dude parks when he when he hit that dinghyr man He was soaring for the next two hours He wouldn't stop talking about he's like that felt so good dad like yeah, buddy. That's what keeps you coming back, man Yeah, I totally get it. Um, when we go down there, so we'll go to, we'll probably go get dinner. Did you have the pizza place in Cinnamon Shores?
Starting point is 00:44:13 Dillon's. Yes. Not this year. We've done it in the past. It's a good spot. It is good. Um, we'll probably go back there and they've got that courtyard right over there and I believe, is that where y'all were? Like in the of cinnamon shores like a little activity area or yeah our house was actually a one-minute walk from that from that town it's called the town center that place is very truman showy it is it is yeah you walk in you're like whoa where we're staying is uh we're staying on
Starting point is 00:44:38 the little golf course um oh yeah that's where we stayed last summer and we like the house. So we're going to go back. Don't go in. Don't go walking through the dunes, man. That's right. Rattlesnakes rattlesnake. People don't appreciate how many rattlesnakes live in the dunes there, dude. Saw one for myself. Did you really actually a snake came up to our house the last day when we were packing
Starting point is 00:45:01 up to leave. It wasn't a rattlesnake. It was a rat snake snake but it was about About five five feet long. What'd you do? Kindle carried it away Oh, I wasn't about to do it. I don't fuck with snakes at all. Just just relocated it He just grabbed the white's tail and just and it was Yeah relocated it. We didn't hurt it. You know, that's what a man would do Yeah, oh i'm definitely not one of those you got fucking outfitted by Ken. Oh, I absolutely did, yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:26 Yeah, that's the, the rat snake is the ultimate, you post that on Nextdoor, say, oh, should I be worried? What's this snake in my yard? People are like, if you even suggest hurting the snake, people are like, you fucking idiot. You absolute scumbag. They're great to have around. Especially a rat snake, man.
Starting point is 00:45:44 Rat snakes, I mean, they are, but like. But you also don't wanna hang around one. Yeah, they're great to have around especially a rat snake man rat snakes. I mean they are but like but you also don't want to hang around. Oh yeah. You don't want to see it when you go out and have your coffee on the back. No, no, no. right right because then it's like
Starting point is 00:45:58 just don't go through those dunes. Don't let the little ones go through those dunes Dave. No, absolutely not. It's trouble. It's trouble. Stay out of the dunes. Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I'd like to turn off. Bro, there's a crazy event happening.
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Starting point is 00:47:41 as Is tradition we will be heading down to the northern suburbs of Houston. Spring to be exact, where my wife's uncle has a place down there. Big place, big yard, nice pool, and the family from Dallas, some from New Mexico, they all come in town. And we hang out there there we stay there we swim we grill I'm gonna try to get a little bit more involved this year on the grill because I feel like in the past he He does off everything. He'll do a brisket. He'll do ribs. He'll do both. He kind of takes control
Starting point is 00:48:18 I I'm gonna offer I'm gonna really really offer my help because I always feel bad just letting him do all the work But I also don't want to infringe on his bit because he is very good around the grill, but we'll be down there We'll bring in both boys This year will have an interesting dynamic because I may have mentioned my son Rhodes who Up until three weeks ago was a puddle jumper floaty kid. Oh, yeah, and now he is three weeks ago was a puddle jumper floaty kid. Oh yeah. And now he is, he is seeing the other side. He has built up the confidence to jump in and swim and he's good enough to do that with adult supervision and this is gonna be the
Starting point is 00:48:57 year where I'm like having to be on full alert because you know he's a four-year-old who just learned how to swim. So of course, he's Unbelievably overconfident. That's just how boys are He's like whatever I'll do it. They've got a little Grotto a little waterfall situation He can they can walk to the top and jump in off of it and he'll be doing that and I'm gonna have to be In the pool and I'm gonna I'm gonna like bring I'm gonna bring some CBD oil. I'm gonna bring some shoulder bands. I am anticipating just shredding my shoulders trying to Keep up with this kid tossing this kid in the pool making sure he's staying afloat
Starting point is 00:49:35 It's just gonna be hell in a good way. He's gonna have a blast and that's what matters But so we'll be we'll be doing the pool thing I've also got the one-year-old who will want to be involved, but luckily we've got, you know, grandma will be there to hold on to him. So it'll be nice. Have a few pops in the pool. I like it up there. It's nice.
Starting point is 00:50:00 Spring is a, it's extremely, it's like spring slash Cyprus that little area. It's extremely suburbia But they've got some good stuff not all of Houston's terrible Certainly not certainly not this is this is this is a good spot. It'd be a great trip, man Yeah, so we'll be doing that. We'll be coming back Probably Sunday And I guess I'll just shout out. I'm playing golf tomorrow morning. So I will go ahead and kick off my weekend in fun. Washed HQ, closed down. No one's going to be here.
Starting point is 00:50:35 We won't be here the next two days. The boys aren't going to be here. So if you're in town for the fourth, don't come by. Don't come by. I wish you could. If you want to come by today, come by. But like, don't come by tomorrow could if you want to come by today come by but like don't come by tomorrow. Yeah you can look you can peek through the window but you can't say hi to the boys. You can peek through the window maybe walk up to Legends Labs and give them a shout out. Yeah well that's not like a good time
Starting point is 00:50:55 Dave. What do you got? Obviously just got back from a trip so gonna lay low for a little bit especially since I have another trip coming up pretty soon actually in two weeks I leave for that Cape Cod wedding. Did you decide on a fit yet? No Well kind of I I have a I have an idea for a fit But I'm also looking to amend said fit the fit is read it written in pencil, right? Do you want me to talk you through it? Yeah, talk me through it my tan coat coat which I've worn before looks dope. It's a good coat. I have a light blue button down from our good friends at Indochino. Okay. I have blue navy blue slacks and I have
Starting point is 00:51:38 some some nice penny loafers. Okay. I'm gonna polish those up real nice I'm also gonna get a pocket square I believe we're in Cape Cod I got it I got to add some some layer of flair to maybe like a sea foam green pocket square maybe what color are the penny loafers the brown okay dark brown do you see the fit yeah I see it okay what is the what's the attire? What's like the? Dress code I believe it is Flirty cash. It's like upscale Cape Cod Beach. Oh It's written on the invitation it's something like that
Starting point is 00:52:19 I just assume all Cape Cod Beach situations are upscale but Chelsea was adamant like you're not wearing a suit. This is you're not gonna wear a tie, no suit. I said okay. This is her friend group? Yeah. Okay. Oh so you got you're gonna be meeting some people. I'll be meeting some people. I know. So you got, oh this is this is much bigger than I anticipated. I know the bride and the groom. I've met them exactly one time. Had a great time with them but I don't know anyone else. And there's gonna be a lobster roll trailer at the wedding. Really excited for that. Absolutely deleting lobster rolls. Yes. Did I tell you I had
Starting point is 00:52:51 a Jew boy burger? No. By the way, that's an actual name of a place Dave's not being insensitive. No, it's called Jew boy burgers called Jew boy burgers. The guy the boy runs it. I assume he's a grown man now, he calls himself Jewboy. And he has a burger place and it's like a, it's a really good burger. I highly recommend. Okay.
Starting point is 00:53:12 It's one of those burger places that people talk about and I've been hearing about for like five years and just never had it. Did you go to the slider trailer up the road? Pins Mechanical. Okay. They have a Jewboy trailer. Oh. So when you go, next time you time you go parks when you bring parks there
Starting point is 00:53:26 Do it they have the sliders and they're fucking good, dude, extremely deleteable Yeah, so that's good. Okay, that's I Didn't anticipate this being like a Chelsea friend group thing So I I didn't now I now I get why you were kind of stressing a little bit more Yeah, I want to I want them talking You know, I chose he brought her boyfriend. He knows how to put a Cape Cod fit together You know my shout out to miss Joel my sixth grade teacher homeroom teachers He said because I was being bad the first day and by bad I was like talking yeah, and she came over to me and she knelt down and she put her hand on my little head
Starting point is 00:54:00 She goes, you know first impressions last a lifetime. Hmm, and that's stuck with me. I was like damn I'll get a fucking dickhead. She's gonna always remember me. It's just the fucking dickheads little shithead kid I turned it around then good. Yeah, righty, man. So that's something you need to keep in mind Yeah, I will I look good. You can still be your little dickhead self, but just make sure you look good You think a pocket square is a nice a nice addition? Yeah, I'm talking to cut summer summer, you know, Cape Cod. So I don't really I'm I am kind of anti pocket square when it comes to like formal but like, I feel like if you got like a fun little sea foam one, you could get away with it or like, I don't know. I
Starting point is 00:54:35 wanted to add one element. You know? Yeah. Brett said do a bolo tie. Ah, Brett's Brett tries to bolt he forces that bolo and he said bring a little Texas up to Massachusetts and I was like, maybe. I just don't know how you would rock it though. I don't either because like you're on your Cape Cod, you're gonna probably have a few buttons undone kind of putting off a vibe. I want to show some chest man. So some chest, little chest hair like, I'm on the coast. I'm on the coast. So the rest of my weekend, we're house shopping right now. So we're going to drive around, and we're going to see some properties.
Starting point is 00:55:17 We're not going to buy. We're going to rent. But we're looking for a house maybe close to where you are, actually. So that's a major item on the itinerary for this. There's a ton of homes for rent and for sale. I know. In Austin right now.
Starting point is 00:55:30 I know. Sneaky good time to buy, but we're not, we're not there yet. That's my real estate minute. Yeah. It's a new segment we're doing here. It's Dave's real estate minute. That's just what I'm seeing, man. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:42 No, you're, you're not wrong at all. And so that's pretty much it man. I Feel like you need to go to the pool I think you need to start really really cuz I know you're you're already tan But I know you're gonna buy don't want to be very tan for Cape Cod Yeah, so like you want to be like really starting to build. Oh, yeah, you want to build off last weekend? Yeah, just keep stacking day. I need to ride this momentum. Yeah, absolutely That's what I'm gonna be doing this weekend, too
Starting point is 00:56:04 Okay, if I get a free minute in the pool when like I'm not chasing my kid around I'm just gonna be tanning. I Need to get something going dude. I've been up and down this year With the tan I've had moments where I'm like, oh, this is about to be summer of tan Dave I've had those summers in the past and it just hasn't panned out. Did I tell you that it may have been on the pod last week? Oh, this was Friday. Proud Dad moment, kind of. Oh, love these. So Rhodes is my oldest and he's getting swim lessons at our gym at lifetime at the indoor pool. And so I sit there like with all the other parents just kind of watch, listen to a show, listen to music. And I see him, I see one of the lifeguards go and get
Starting point is 00:56:51 him out and like hold his hand and start walking toward me. I'm like, Oh, what happened? They're like, Oh, he's got to use the body. I was like, Oh, buddy. And so I grabbed him like, you got to poop. He goes, No, dad, I just have to pee. Dude got out of the pool to pee. What? I'm like, okay. Oh man. Yeah, that's something I haven't even hit him with the fear of the The color change, you know the the color change peepee myth of the pool I haven't even like a little scared part of that was the life out of you
Starting point is 00:57:20 Yeah, he's just he's just getting on his own and just knows that you're not supposed to do that So we we have a pool in my place and I'll I'll get out to I'll try to set a good example Plus my my place is like a half a minute walk. So I'll go out. I'll go pee in parks like that I just pee in the pool Yeah, buddy. I don't encourage that folks. I assume that you did. That's great That's good. I got a pool peepee kid. It is what it is Of course, then it's like five minutes of like kind of drawing them off Arguing over which bathroom we're gonna go in because he wants to go in the grown man bathroom
Starting point is 00:57:54 And I want to take him to the family one. So of course, it's like a six-minute ordeal like But whatever I'm proud of him is what I'm trying to tell you All right fun show today. We're going to record listener voicemails. Let's drop tomorrow. Remember, next week is cringe week. Hit us with your cringe stories, office, relationship, just even moments. Try to keep it into like under a minute, but if you've got like a really, really good one,
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