Circling Back - The Stonk Market & Brett's First Rodeo

Episode Date: March 9, 2020

We've got bad news — the stonks are down. Brett also goes to his first rodeo, Dave had a dog party, The "Hit The Switch" Challenge is taking over, and Dylan Sprouse took a hard L. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (11:01) Ted Cruz is Self-Quarantining (19:34) Chipotle's New Queso Blanco (23:14) Brett's First Rodeo (37:05) Dave's Dog Party (42:25) Hit The Switch Challenge (55:40) Dylan Sprouse Took An L (59:10) Brett's Breaking News Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (ROSIE20 for 20% off) Stamps.com: www.stamps.com (click the microphone atop the screen and use CIRCLING BACK) Honey: www.joinhoney.com/circlingback --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the lodge my name is will defriest to my right david ruff sorry i'm a little preoccupied checking my stonks fuck i was gonna say i was gonna make a stonks dude how are my stonks. God. Fuck, I was going to say. I was going to make a stonks joke. Dude, how are the stonks doing today? How's everybody's stonks doing? You can probably, I think you're allowed to, literally everyone on Twitter has made it. Literally. How's everyone's stonks looking today?

Not great right now. Although my BTS looking like the play. I thought the air fryer was the new invest. I don't see BTS stocks going down. Stonks, I'm sorry. Looking like the play. I don't see BTS stocks going down. Stonks, I'm sorry.

No, the volatility in that market is very, very low relative to other markets. Stonks are not looking good today at all. If you work in the market, the stonk market, we're thinking of you. Imagine just typing away at your stonks, just listening to this podcast, and just thinking, man, this is where we are right now. Imagine day trading stonks all day. Ooh, I wonder what our boys at the company that we did a thing with. Dude, you got to think Raging Bull's having a tough day. That's what it was.

It's not good out there. Hopefully their stonks aren't looking too bad. Is that when you guys were endorsing a Ponzi scheme, hedge fund? It was not good out there. Hopefully their stongs aren't looking too bad. Is that when you guys were endorsing a Ponzi scheme hedge fund? It was not. No. It's not very nice, and I feel like you should dial that back. All right, well. Dylan, can you tell me about.

They were nice guys. They flew us on a PJ. Yeah, that's true. Dylan, can you tell me about your Bitcoin and how it's doing today? I actually got logged out of my app, and I can't even check it. You forgot the password? Yeah, check it. You don't have face ID?

Worst feeling in the world. But I don't think it's great. They just changed your password, and now they have your money forever. I'm not in a hurry to know. I can get it back, but I'm not in a hurry to go check it again. That's for sure. I think it's plummeted along with the stonks. It's not great, Dylan.

Bitcoin's under $8,000 right now. Yeah. All my homeboys in oil and gas, man. Keep your head up. Dude, Bitcoin down, stonks down. Dude, crude has just crashed. Oil's way down. Yeah, crude.

Gas prices along with it. West Texas crude. Can I hit you with a theory, Dave? I have a conspiracy. Are you kidding? You never have to ask ask so here's the deal i'm i'm driving back from houston this morning 6 a.m it's dark out still you know when you're in when you're when you're on 10 going through katie yeah and there's all the energy buildings

sure every single one of them nobody in it but every light in every building is on so you think that they're wasting electricity yes i do to increase dependence on oil i think they are blatantly leaving every light on yeah are you sure what you weren't looking at motel six because you know they'll leave the light on for you i know they'll leave the light that's a good point dave no i was looking i was looking at conica phillips specifically i can't say specifically this morning well you know they just leave the light on for you. I know they'll leave the light on. That's a good point, Dave. I was looking at Conica Phillips specifically. I can't say specifically this morning. Well, you know they hired that moth division. They work overtime?

They work 24-7 around the clock. Did you feel like you got wronged by moth bucks when moth bucks didn't? What is? Did I say that? You made some joke about moth bucks. That's what moths pay for stuff. Don't remember that. No one really gave you any love for it, but I thought that? You made some joke about moth bucks. That's what moths pay for stuff. Don't remember that. No one really gave you any love for it,

but I thought it was funny at the time. Somebody on Reddit pointed it out, and I was like, yeah, that was an underrated Dave. I don't remember that at all. You're kind of the originator of moth bucks. Wait, is that a thing now? It might be. I'd invest in them.

Should we start our own digital cryptocurrency? That's a conversion. If I knew what the hell cryptocurrency was, maybe. You own some. I still don't know what it is. And no one can explain it to me. So it don't look like you know. You don't.

And no one else does either. I don't. Anybody that's ever tried to explain it to me, I've just tuned them out. It's kind of like where I'm at on leap years, leap days. I just tune it out. It's the same thing. Dude, how do you feel about daylight savings last night? Were you not a big fan of that or what?

Oh, I think everybody can agree it's trash, right? I mean, I think we should leave it at the extra daylight. Oh, it is now? Yeah. I agree. Leave it at that. They're going back and forth. It's hell on the system. I like it when it gets dark earlier. Oh, I don't.

Why? I like to play golf after work. Nighttime is more fun. That's why. It makes a day feel longer. Like the day sneaks up on you. When it gets dark earlier. No, because it's 7 o'clock and it feels like it's 9, but it's not.

Fucking Uncle Cracker. You know what I mean? So you're going to do a sunbath. To me, it makes the day feel longer. Like the actual, like, you know, up to midnight. Like the actual day day. Not the sun being up. Get the joke out.

We know you want to. I get what you're saying. I understand what you're saying. I don't really care either way. Because last night it was, like, 8 o'clock and it felt like it was much earlier so like oh man where'd the day go like where'd the day go it was weird i think that's just because it just changed back i think it takes like three days last night and we're gonna be extra fucked because it's cloudy we'll get the sun we're not gonna get on that sundial clock yet. That's a thing, maybe.

Sun clock? Stocks. I don't know. Is mercury in retrograde? I don't think it is anymore. Everything's just falling apart. Let's see. See how the market's affected mercury.

It is. That makes sense. Stonks are down. Mercury's in retrograde. How is the market affected by mercury? I think mercury is actually out of retrograde tonight. So is it the best time to get mercury poisoning when it's in retrograde because you're getting less of it?

That's what I thought. It's occupied because it's going retro. Okay. Your science teachers made that joke in seventh grade. Oh, we used to play with mercury, but then it got as bad for you. Yeah. Yeah. They're like, I used to pour it in their but then it got as bad for you. Yeah. Yeah. They're like, I used to pour it in their hands.

Can't do that anymore, Dylan. No. We got soft. Fucking PC culture. So mercury got canceled? Yeah. At least physically. It's used for different things.

They still do mercury in thermometers? Oh, yeah. You break those things open, play with it. Don't recommend that, though. Don still do mercury in like thermometers? Oh yeah. You break those things open, play with it. Don't recommend that though. Yeah, don't do that. I'm not sure they still use mercury in those actually.

They might, but... You should have a digital thermometer by now. Yeah, go digital. Do you have a weather station in your house? I do. There's a report to it.

My guest room is actually just... I call it the weather station. Dang. Yeah. I've got a report to it. My guest room is actually just, I call it the weather station. Dang. Yeah. I've got a Doppler radar. I like the idea of just a full storm tracking thing in your home office. It's David Carter's Storm Academy. When you got laid off from Grand X,

where did storm chasing rank on the potential new career path? I looked into it. Turns out it's not very lucrative. Yeah, but the thrill. Throw a sponsor in there. I know, but you can't put a price on thrills, but it's got to pay the bills. And that rhymed.

You can't just have a bang energy truck that you just drive around. A bang mobile? They would shell out for that. Oh, I could call it the bang bus. There's not a market for it because you... That's good, yeah. There's not a market for it because you haven't forged the way yet.

There hasn't been anyone out there that's done it well. I have a connection to a storm chaser. Well, start chasing. No, I mean like if we ever wanted to go on a storm chase or something. Imagine Dylan storm chasing. It's actually very. What does that mean I just think you would be miserable be like what are we doing here

yeah I have no desire to chase a storm I like to avoid them actually the dangerous ones yeah I like to avoid them too yeah just Dylan's back at HQ we check in with him from the road sure so do we need to do we need to talk about our meetup?

Yeah. Yeah. It's officially canceled. Patreon has officially canceled. It's hashtag canceled. It's the Mercury of meetups. It's canceled in the positive way, not the negative way. Sure. They're doing it to help everybody.

I noticed whoever wrote that used two L's for canceled. Yeah, I did. Interesting. Yep. It me. Interesting. Yep. It me. Interesting. Didn't you say that was the British way? It is the British way.

Yeah, so I did it that way just to annoy you. I'm a one L guy. We all know. Oh, it's canceled. Yep. As you guys probably have found out by now, it's the number one trending topic in America on Friday. South by Southwest has been hashtag canceled,

which also means that our meetup on March 17th is also canceled. You know, I'm really disappointed. I am too. I'm bummed. I was very much looking forward to that. But we'll get other opportunities, I'm sure. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

I've seen people out there making jokes, like people in Austin, that are pretending to be happy that it's canceled. And I get that it can be an inconvenience, but a lot of businesses here rely on that shit. Oh, it'll have a direct effect on the Austin economy. Short-sighted takes, I think. I had an Uber driver Friday night who told me he was going to pay for his study abroad

with the money he makes during South By, and now he's going to cancel it. And luckily, he was like, well, it's probably going to get canceled anyway because of the outbreak. But still. No, still. Still, it's money in his pocket.

Even if that gets canceled because of the outbreak, your Uber driver could have been walking around with a pocket full of cash. And you know what? I don't like to pat myself on the back, but I did. I gave him a $3 tip. Wow.

Sally and I actually gave the best tip we've ever given on Uber recently because the guy, he picked us up really late at night. He was just a certified grind boy. He was a pre-med student who was just like, yeah, I just drive Uber because I can't sleep. Oh, wow. I'm like, this is interesting.

And so he actually is working at a hospital near Sally. We're like, you know what? This guy is a great guy. Did she vet him to make sure this wasn't like a ruse? No, she's a nurse. No, I mean, the conversations they had, they knew immediately. That, yeah.

Yeah. She knew immediately. Why were you guys out so late? What were you doing? Airport. Ah. Yep. Where'd you go?

We were coming back from L.A. Oh, getting married. L.A. L.A.? L.A. Did you do LAX? I hopped off the plane at LAX. John Wayne's a great airport.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Turns out flights there are much more expensive. Mm-hmm. But it's a good airport. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I had no problem with LAX either.

They were very nice. They didn't let me go through with the two extra pounds in my suitcase, but I understand. Dude, I've never even flirted with the 50 pounds. We have a big one that we kind of use as a double duty. Okay. Hey, because of all this canceling because of coronavirus, did you see Ted Cruz's self-quarantine himself, Dave? Yeah, apparently a guy at CPAC was coronet out.

Is it a country music fest? No, it's not. It's a conservative gathering of the bright young minds in the conservative movement. So is it a country music fest? That's fair. They probably had Toby Keith there. But no, it's not a country music fest. But yeah, Ted.

People are wondering if Ted's going to chime in. Maybe he will. So he's just not leaving the crib or what? What's he doing? How many pots is's going to chime in. Maybe he will. So he's just not leaving the crib or what? What's he doing? How many pots is he going to get off? He should just go online. He should do podcast week. Dude, it's podcast week for Ted Cruz.

If he releases anything out like less than five podcasts this week, then he's. The Corona Chronicles. That has legs. Teddy Corona. Is anybody calling that? I like that. This is such a fucking PR move by him that it makes me sick.

This happened 10 days ago. How sick does it make you? One to Corona. Not Corona sick. Just kind of nauseous because I don't like Ted Cruz very much. I love him for all I know. I don't like you either. Yeah, this is how I love this.

He shook this dude's hand 10 days ago. I feel like that's long enough. I think that's all he did was shake his hand. You think they mouth kiss? No, I'm just asking, like, did they knuckle up or I don't know. Look, if you book, Ted is not book. He said, nevertheless, I. Ted does not book. Nah. He said, nevertheless, I'm in abundance of caution and because of how frequently I interact with my constituents as part of my job

and to give everyone peace of mind, I've decided to remain in my home in Texas this week until a full 14 days have passed since the CPAC interaction. He should be commended. He's stayed home for 14 days. No, but he's only stayed home for two days. Or for like three days, really. Tell me, like, no, I don't like the 14-day thing because that's a long time you have

to wait. But, I mean, he's already waited the 10 days, so, like, he's kind of retroactively quarantining himself. Like, if he didn't do this for the first 10 days, like, doing it for the remaining three is not really, like... As long as he didn't dip his hand in, like, a big thing of queso or something. He probably did. You know he loves queso.

Right now, if you were at Matt's Hell Rancho, would you share a chip basket with Ted Cruz? There are very few people I would share a chip basket with right now. John Schnatter? Would you share one with Dylan? He's probably post-mating so much queso to his crib while he's quarantined. Just blocks of Velveeta? Of course Dave would share shared chip basket with me.

I'm very clean. What did you have for dinner last night? Oh, no. I had salmon. Okay. Eat queso. I thought about your smoothie last night when I was eating my dinner. I had a smoothie yesterday.

You had a fucking bomb, by the way. I'll make one for you one time. You can. I'm open to it. I love smoothies. I'll buy the new crib in a couple weeks and I'll cook up smoothies for everybody. Deal. Deal.

Hell yeah. He did note that he's not experiencing any symptoms and he feels fine and healthy. Given that the interaction was 10 days ago and the average incubation period is 5 to 6 days, he feels pretty good about his status. He's probably fine. Such a PR

move. Smart. It's good. I think it's just an excuse to not have to interact with the constituents. I think, yeah. If you're him, don't you say that you were definitely there and you definitely shook that dude's hand? You get a few days off. Who is this dude? Have they named him?

All it says was, last night I was informed that 10 days ago at CPAC, I briefly interacted with an individual who is currently symptomatic and has tested positive for COVID-19. Oh yeah, they're calling it COVID now. COVID. Is that what I said? COVID?

Oh, you said COVID. Okay. The interaction consisted of a brief conversation and a handshake. So, okay. It wasn't, like, one of his buddies, so he didn't, like, kiss him on the mouth or anything. All right. That's been the toughest thing for me,

is not just giving you guys a big smooch when I see you. Whenever I spot dudes at the gym when they're, like, putting up weight, I always give them a kiss on the way down. And you stop making me laugh. We're smooching our homies now. Yeah. Like, you just have to, yeah, sometimes you just have to let them know that you're there for them.

Oh, that's so weird, man. Is that why you guys don't let me go to the gym with you anymore? Because Dave and I like to smooch in there? Yeah. It's just me and Booger on the Peloton. Actually, I need to add Booger on the Peloton. I'll spot Dave on the bench, and then he'll pop up, and we'll smooch real quick.

It's like a quick thank you. It's like an ab exercise. I pop up, I can sit up. Are you getting beat by Booger on the Peloton? Is he doing better workouts than you? Booger is absolutely doing better workouts than me. I'm not sure what was up with his workout today and why he did so few.

What was his WOD? His WOD? His workout of the day. Is that what he does? Oh, wow, he was going all in on this. Okay. Yeah, his entire timeline right now is just him taking screenshots of his Peloton workouts.

He's only six feet tall. I would have said taller for a nose tackle, yeah. I'll be honest, his output is actually insane for how short these classes are. He's not fucking around. If you guys want to come over

on the Peli. I hopped on the bike yesterday, actually, at the gym. I did the Dave workout yesterday. What's the Dave workout? Bike sauna. That's one of the things he does. I call it the outgoing executive workout. Yeah.

Or like the midlife crisis exec workout. Just because of the bike? Yeah. Like, you know. Get the heart going gotta get sweat in the dave i might be on the bike quite a bit this week why because my i think my weight lifting days for the next week are done oh because of your thumb uh not really the thumb well the thumb i figured out there's some things i can do it's this rib thing that i i don't know this rib thing that I don't know what I did. But when I just said, please stop making me laugh.

You should get it removed. Dude, I'm thinking about it. It might be removing itself as we said. What did you do? Ribbed or a rib? Rib. You thought I said ribbed as in a condom. Well, it could be a lot of things.

What did you do to it? I don't know. What did you do to your thumb? Well, you know, you were on the group taste. I'm doing this for the sake of the podcast. Yeah, people do to it? I don't know. What did you do to your thumb? Well, you know, you were on the group, Dave. I'm doing this for the sake of the podcast, Dave. Yeah, people want to know

what's happening with your thumb. What happened to your thumb, Dave? Oh, you know I don't disclose my injuries publicly, so. Dude, that thumb's probably going to fall off, Dave. I shut my car door on it. So the Jeep car,

so I drive a Jeep Grand Cherokee. I'll just expose myself. What? I thought, here's the deal. What? The doors. Must be nice, man. The doors on it. You have suicide doors on it, right? No, I don just expose myself. What? I thought. Here's the deal. What? The doors. Must be nice, man.

The doors on it. You have suicide doors on it, right? No, I don't. It probably. You got Lamborghini doors. They're trail rated. They. You take the doors off?

They shut. Very, very easily. And you hold it open in my driveways at a little bit of an angle. And I wasn't paying attention. It just, it came back and completely shut my thumb in the door and i was like fuck so yeah i don't think it's broken i think it's fine it's a little immobile but don't we take a look at it sally's been sally gave me some uh some tips don't trust her some beef tenderloin tips she didn't give me beef tenderloin tips. If she gave you some tri-tip,

I'm going to be upset. But yeah, no, I'm honestly, the thumb is, it's the rib that's really bothering me. Cause I, it,

it's more like anything I do. What the hell did you do to your rib? I don't know. I don't know. The only thing is I might've thrown like a wild ass right hook in boxing or something. Boxing class. But I don't know. It just fucking hurts.

Dylan looks up to something over here. I had a joke that I decided to leave in the chamber. We should hear it now. What were you going to say? Mostly because I couldn't connect the dots. It was there in my head, but I couldn't make it happen. Come on, man. In this economy?

Dude, let's talk through this joke. Let's talk through this joke. I need to check my stonk. You have one individual stonk. You have one individual stonk? He's got one share. Yeah, Dave, check. Oh, yeah.

I mean, Bitcoin's just not having a day right now. Oh, man. Can you see what gold and silver are doing? I'm big heavy into the metals, commodities and whatnot. You got to think it's not doing well. I'm thinking about selling my wedding ring. I think you just hold on to it for now. Gold is flat right now. What's like Chipotle?

Chipotle? Did you see people? If Chipotle is down, you know that everything is down. That's the stonk that you can really read the market on. Chipotle's down 6%. Sorry about that, Will. Oh, that's not good for the stonk. It's not good.

I'm going to give them a shout out. They've got new queso blanco. Have you had it? And it's actually really good. Really? I did a burrito last week. I'm a carnita guy, carnitas, and I threw some queso on there. Wow.

Let me tell you. It was good. You don't see that. A lot of places do queso. there. Wow. Let me tell you. It was good. You don't see that. A lot of places do queso. Oh, yeah. That's true. The thing about queso blanco is that it means white cheese. Wow.

So they called me an eighth grade B team basketball. Why white cheese? I don't know. They're like, dude, Dave, your game is on cheddar right now. So many holes in your game? Wow. One time in, that was pretty good. Oh, like Swiss cheese.

Hold on, can you explain this queso a little bit? What? Can you order it on your burrito, or do you have to, like, get it on the side? No, no, no, they did it on my burrito. I don't know if she just hooked me up because she thought I was, like, a celeb or something. Did she know that you were a fajita boy swag himself? She's like, dude, are you the dude who doesn't have a Twitch account? She was like, hey, I'll give you some extra fajita veggies.

Oh, yeah. I can't fucking game right now because of the fun thing. Oh, that's tough. It sucks. I don't know what I'd do with myself. Narcos, actually, is what I've been doing. Narcos. I've got one left.

Ooh, yeah. And I watched The Outsider last night. Have you watched it? Yeah. Did you watch through the credits? No. Did I miss something? Yeah.

Even I know that, and I didn't even fucking watch it oh okay i'll go look i was uh not blown away by the by the finale yeah i wasn't in there but i will check the uh post credits i wasn't gonna watch it and uh my buddy tyler sent a group text to to me and he was like have y'all watched it yet and alissa responded like no not yet and he's like okay i won't say anything and then i was like fuck well i gotta watch it now have y'all watched it yet? And Alyssa responded like, no, not yet. And he's like, okay, I won't say anything. And then I was like, fuck, well, I gotta watch it now.

Yeah, now you gotta watch it. I gotta know. I can't wait. Mm-mm. Yeah. As you know, I'm out. Yeah. I'm the outsider

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It was hashtag Brett's first rodeo. Shouts to Gloria on that hashtag. Yeah, it was fun. I was shocked by the sheer scale. Rodeo-ness? Yeah, rodeo-ness is a good word. The food, everything is fried. Did you get wild with the fried stuff? No, I didn't have anything.

I had some, oh, what did I have? I had tamales, homemade tamales. Fantastic. With a little chili and cheese on there. Tamales are big. Is that the biggest rodeo in the country? It's got to be up there, right? You got to think.

By the way, when you say rodeo, I did like seven different things. So there's concerts. There's a lot happening. There's whatever the hell they do with the mutton busting. Excuse me? Where five-year-olds hop on a sheep and ride it oh which was insane they do the cattle scramble david no you looked you looked at me i didn't look at you for anything do we get country brett we did yeah we got a little country brett

coming out i missed it mutton busting yeah well anyway they did the calf scramble calf scramble yeah that's a is that a thing that we need to be doing calf scramble we need to cover we need to be jumping on sheep maybe i mean like just let those sheep chill and not have little kids on their fucking backs well i said parts are getting the mix oh yeah i saw i saw dominate that yeah he would he's a little fellow though i don't know if they're all tiny and then so this the the calf scramble that was my favorite event it could be called the cattle scramble or calf scramble. I'm not sure.

What's a calf scramble? So they release, it's like 50 12 to 15-year-olds stand on a line. And there's a big chalk rectangle. Okay? They're on one side of this rectangle. It's like Red Rover with cattle. And they release like 50, 30 to 50 calves. They're hogs? out well no out into this

out of the arena and they run all over the fucking place and if you uh the person who is in the white shirt attempting to wrangle one of these cattle calves if you get them down and tied up in the square you get to keep it no shit and raise And raise it on your farm. How about that? Yeah. So the thing is, when there's like 50 kids running that 50 different calves, it gets a little intense. Yeah. And there's kids getting run over.

There's kids getting plowed. There's kids trying to drag these things down to the ground. Did they accomplish what they were trying to do, and they got to keep one of the calves? Five to six kids did accomplish the goal, yeah. Five to six. Yeah. to keep one of the calves. Five to six kids did accomplish the goal, yeah. Five to six. Yeah. Man.

These poor fucking calves. Yeah, they're just like, dude, I'm trying to chill. And you just take them into this giant arena. Is it at NRG? Where do they do this shit? Yeah, it's at NRG. How does PETA feel about all this? They can't feel great, Dylan.

There was some stuff going on that I didn't approve of, and I'm not a PETA guy. Yeah. Yeah. Is there an event that i could like actually do okay at if i was at the road yeah the maren morris concert she performed she was great she's good she was and i say this in like a uh complimentary where she was huge on stage like like katie perry huge do you see katie perry's got one no i saw that i saw that you see Katy Perry's got one? No. I saw that Orlando Bloom did something.

She's just a beautiful mother-to-be. She's glowing? She's glowing. There's something about her. I didn't know that Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry were together. Oh, I did. Didn't they post a nude? Or didn't he post his wiener or something?

I don't know what that is. I think he did. But for Maren Morris, they had a uh for mary morris they had a car next to the stage just at all times in case in case that she like popped yeah she was fantastic you have to think that she's not trying to give birth at the rodeo i think no she said she's like peak during peak coronavirus season she was that yeah yeah apparently she signed the contract to perform before it was a thing. Before she was pregnant.

Pregnancy. Yeah, you got to think. Super simple. The show must go on. She did have a water burr after on her way back to the airport. Oh, wow. I'm sure she was pleasantly, averagely surprised. Whoa, Dave.

My man. No, I'm sure she was like, oh, this is good. I mean, you know, it's not worth, like, going to battle on Twitter for, but it's fine. Dude, Dave's got time today. Say hello to my little friend. That's me shooting a pin in my gun at you, Will, so I don't know why you're doing it. Yeah, why am I taking the L here?

You're doing a Scarface thing there, huh? Okay. I'm the bad guy. That's good. That's good. That's good. We got laptop-less Dave today, so I just like that you're just shooting from the hip literally and figuratively right now.

I'm pretty bummed about it because I wanted to pull up my E-Trade account and see what my stonks are doing. Let me say this about the rodeo, though. There's this thing called the Wine Garden, which apparently is a hangout for after the events of the day are over and you go there and just drink heavily.

Oh, yeah. That's ground zero for Corona if there's a Houston outbreak. Why? Just people making out or what? Mosting. There's people mosting and they're so crowded together that you can't walk anywhere. And the tables are bumping into each other. And there's probably 10,000 people

in a space that fits 1,000. I don't want to be an alarmist, but I'm going to go ahead and issue this proclamation. We should stop freak dancing for the time being. You can't get too close right now. So if you were thinking about freaking,

maybe just, I think you need a foot of space. Dave, you can't stop me from freak dancing. That's like asking me not to breathe though is that bump and droning that is okay

if I'm near a dance floor and an appropriate song comes on I'm gonna someone's getting freaked I'm putting my chinos on something

what is wrong with you what are you putting your chinos on something Will shows up in some track pants someone's catching some chinos on? Something. Will shows up in some track pants. Someone's catching some chinos from Will.

Yeah. Yes. Yeah, someone's getting some relaxed fits. What the fuck? I'm so out of it today. I did not sleep last night. I'm just so goofy. It's crazy.

Dude, this coronavirus stuff has got me on high alert. Woke up in the middle of the night just like ready to fight somebody, like putting the dukes up. Really? That's what happened? Yeah. I just love how Will thinks about coronavirus nonstop. Dude, it's so weird.

I'm not scared of it, but it's always on my mind. It's just plaguing me. I think you are scared of it. No, I didn't. So, I mean. If I know Will, he's never been scared of a corona. Oh, yeah. Find your beach.

By the way, I had a lot of car box this weekend. They have a nice little beer garden on Sundays. Another, like, we just went to a crowd again for, like, the fourth day in a row. I'm going to Houston next weekend. Not to ruin this weekend in fun on Wednesday. But, yeah, I'm going to Houston this weekend. And I don't really plan on going in big crowds. Well, good luck.

Houston's very crowded. It is. It's a very crowded place. Pretty much anywhere you go. Yeah, if I get coronavirus, it's because I went to El Tiempo and shared fajitas with a bunch of people. Worth it, honestly. Those are good-ass fajitas. Yeah.

I'm going to make that joke happen at some point. I'm trying. What? Cervasivirus. I'm sure it's been done. Not that good, yeah. It's not great. I would holster that one

it's taking lives so maybe you shouldn't joke about it so is the flu tell him so is the common cold am I joking about the flu am I

before the podcast you did before the podcast you did before the podcast doesn't count you can't bring that to the pod

it's true come on man it's prison rules this is not prison rules there's a virus outbreak there's a state of emergency, yes. Well, I don't think that matters to jokes or something. Wait, what is the...

Catch Will's chinos, man. I don't want to catch Will's chinos. Chino friction. That's my new mixtape coming out, Chino Friction. That's not bad. Friction it's not bad no it's not I'm going to have that what's his

never mind crush that dude who sang Sicko Mode Travis Scott did you see that generator that they had that came out with a new Travis Scott song that he didn't even touch? That's what they say to wash your hands.

It absolutely slaps. They just came up with this generator that made a fake Travis Scott song, and it was really good. That's awesome. I don't know how they did it, but catch me listening to it. Probably algorithms. How'd you say it like that? Algorithms. Is that a music joke? Like the rhythm? how'd you say it like that algorithms is that what you

music joke like the rhythm how do you say it algorithm algorithms you know what it doesn't matter does anything Dylan post coronavirus does anything matter I don't know man

you know I just can't stop thinking about Will rocking some Lee Dungarees just out there just in a target rich environment grinding watch those zippers though dude Sally's not a fan of me grinding she doesn't like it it. With other people or with her or just in general? Mostly with her. She's like, why are you doing this? Just get away from me. I'm like, girl, we're in the club. That was the last time I grinded.

There's no way you've ever said that. Girl, we're in the club. I haven't. You've never been in the club with her? I have been in the club with her. Oh, yeah, with me at Pop. We went to Pop. I've also been to a couple in Houston with her.

I think I have some video of you at Pop. And we're going to Vegas. So, yeah, I'm going to be hitting clubs. Y'all are going to do Vegas. Yeah, we're still doing Vegas. I rebooked my ticket. I saved $330 on that ticket. You've got to think Vegas tourism is not great right now.

Speaking of. Ooh. Ooh. She's probably checking in. It's probably Thumb Watch 2020. Oh, okay. The hand doctor is going to call me. That was nice.

You have a hand doctor calling you, Dave? Salgal. Yeah. Salgal. I'm honestly not. I'm fine. I need the rib doctor. Who's the rib doctor?

Franklin's? You got to think there's not a doctor that specifies his ribs. Dr. Madison? Did you say specifies this? Yeah. I did. See, daylight savings time. Is the whole squad low-key faded right now?

It's because Mercury is in the Everglades right now. Everybody's just watching their stonk tank. Specializes. Per that website, 1045 tonight, Austin time. Mercury will no longer be in retrograde. Huge. I'm having a party at my house. Dude, I'm staying up.

Yeah, the ball's dropping at my house. Bring your chinos. hope my what i remember in like it's the seventh grade dance like the principal walk around being like two two inches at least no freak dancing because people were freak dancing they didn't want you freaking out there remember the first time you saw people grinding yeah i was like they're just they just have an intercourse yeah they weren't want you freaking out there. Remember the first time you saw people grinding? Yeah, I was like, are they just having intercourse? They weren't. They were just dancing, but still. I remember Columbus dances.

I got kicked out of the eighth grade dance for daggering. I heard about that. Really? That made its way all the way to Austin. Yeah, they did it in the cafeteria, and I stacked up a bunch of the lunch chairs, and I just did a flip off. You were the Dagger King of Dungeonville.

I was. They called it Daggerville for a time. By the way, shout out to the Pantherettes. What did they do? They won state. In what? Basketball. Beat Cypress Creek.

Boys go Friday. They went 6-4? Yeah, what was the score? That's offensive, dude. I support it. And yesterday was International Women's Day. Men's could be the same thing. Put a shot clock in the game.

It was actually, no. It was in the 50s. Okay. Good. Respect that. No, they've got legit athletes. Their point guard's going to UNC. Stonks up on the Pantherettes, man.

Yeah. See if the boys can pull it out this weekend. I might go down to San Antonio. Do it, dude. You should. This weekend in fun. You should. We'll see.

I'll see what this corona's doing. The virus or the actual physical beers? They're down like 30% month over month. Corona? Corona. Yeah, they're taking a big hit here. Yeah, it's- They're stonking. They're stonking.

They're stonking. That's tough. How do you spin that PR narrative? Did I tell you I shorted them? You shorted Corona? Mm-hmm. You did. It actually looks like a pretty lucrative play.

The foresight on Dave over here. That's huge, man. Yeah, I got a buddy in the CDC. Why do you just look like you're holstering two guns right now? You're doing insider trading? I'm trying to keep this elevated, and it's just fucking stupid. Yeah, I insider traded, and I just admitted it on the pod. Man.

But after last night, I might be selling, and I call that outsider trading because that finale wasn't that good. I hate you. I really hate you. Yeah, I hate myself. You want to talk about the dog party you had this weekend? You know I don't talk about that. Can I talk about Rovac real quick?

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If I don't wear their performance tee, I don't perform. Yeah. As simple as that. They have a whole section up right now for St. Patrick's Day. Really? Shop green. Dude, they got some absolute heat on here. Yeah, of course they do.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, go to rollback.com. Use Rosie20 for 20. Go to rollback. Rosie20. That's weirdly my dog's name, too. It's a huge coincidence here. Yeah, the other code we had got compromised.

Hey, whoever compromised that code, fuck you. We don't appreciate it. It's on site. On their website. We don't like our codes getting compromised. No. Not cool. Yeah, I had some lads over.

And some lassies. We had a little dog party. We had a dog fiesta. Jay Bone got a dog, Jared Borslow. You ever heard of him? He used to work with us, and now I think he does some fill-in work on the Ross Bowen pod. And he got a pup. It's an Aussie Doodle, which I didn't realize the doodle part of it.

I thought it was just a straight-up Aussie. Is the doodle part just a genetic hack to make anything hypoallergenic? Yes. Okay. I respect that. And they don't shed. And poodles are smart dogs, too. Some of the smartest.

Yeah. So, yeah, you got an Aussie doodle. Millie is the name. Coincidentally, the name of my family's first dog. Really? Yeah. It's the name of a really trashy girl on Love Island, Australia. Really?

Yep. I didn't have the heart to tell that. M-I-L-L-I? E. It's not like Lil Wayne? No. It's not like Lil Wayne? No. It's not. Can you rap some Lil Wayne for us?

Yeah, give us your favorite. As J-Bone made some Milly Rock joke jokes. Life is a beach. I'm just playing in the sand. No, he's never. Ha. Dude, you crushed that. It's good.

So, yeah, J-Bone's like, hey, let's get the dogs together. How do you talk like that? Yeah, he brought the dog over. I invited Will, brought his dog over. Will came over, and he was just absolutely browned out. No, I did have some margaritas at lunch, though. You didn't take your shades off. I was pretty out of it.

I had three margaritas at lunch and kind of wanted to take a nap, and Sally was like, no, let's go get the dogs together. And I was like, all right, no, you're right. Let's go get out. I crashed shortly thereafter. I'm glad y'all came over. It gave us an excuse to clean up the house a little bit. I cleaned all the poo.

Randy's big boy bombs that are in the backyard. I had to clean those up. How often should I be doing that, by the way? I don't know. I never know how often people should be cleaning up the poops in the backyard. He poops more at the park now than he does in the backyard. It's a savvy move from him. I love it.

I don't mind cleaning it up. I would rather him do it there. What are your biggest fears when your dog meets other dogs? Him just getting overly excited and, like, bumping into people. And if it's a smaller dog, like, it's a puppy, them running around and the puppy getting ran over by the big truck. Randy being the big truck in this. Randy's the big truck. You've got to protect your knees when Randy's running around that backyard.

I like when him and Rosie get together because Rosie just is generally disinterested in other dogs. Yeah. And Randy is just so puzzled by that that he doesn't pester her. It's kind of weird that she just doesn't care anymore. She comes over, she just plays with his toys. Ever since she got attacked, she just doesn't even play fetch in front of other dogs.

It's unfortunate. At least she's not timid or scared in front of other dogs. No, she just stops in her tracks. If I throw the ball too far close to another dog that's all hyped up, she just stops in her tracks. Like, if I throw the ball too far, it's close to, like, another dog that's all hyped up. She just stops in her tracks and just stands there until the dog goes away, and then she just goes and gets the ball. It's really, it's kind of sad. It's okay, though.

But the dogs had fun. We got a gram off at DCRuff on Instagram, at DCarterRuff on Twitter, and Snap. Dude, how fast was that? We're going to have to get a dog just so we can hang out with y'all, I guess, on the weekends. Yeah, we thought about calling you and we were like, no, dude, fuck Dylan. What did you even do Saturday? Yeah, were you hanging out with the boys? I had parks all day Saturday.

We chilled, man. Went and got breakfast. Smoothies? Pancakes? He got a pancake. He got a chocolate chip pancake, man. Come on. Where'd y' chip pancake, man. Come on. Where'd y'all go?

Went to picnic on Burnout Road. Did you go back-to-back meals at picnic? I did, actually, yeah. Damn. Yeah. No one's doing that. Well, that place... Lauren is a big picnic fan.

She likes to go when she's in town. I am, too. The picnic prices, especially given what's happening to my stonk, I don't know if I'll be going there. I can't stop drinking that $12 cappuccino, that iced cappuccino. It's so good. It sounds like you're kidding, but you're not. It is good.

It's actually $12. But they use some, whatever they use to sweeten it. It's very optimized. It's so easy to drink in like one minute, and then you're like, wow, that was expensive. It's so good. It's not something you can just sip on. It's so easy to drink in like one minute, and then you're like, wow, that was expensive. It's so good. It's not something you can just sip on. It's addicting.

It just hits your limbs. But yeah, man, Randy, you know, he got a little excited. He was trying to establish a little bit of dominance over Millie. Humping-wise? Humped a little. Tried to hump, but you know. See Millie rocking her? He hit it. He hit that shit. little. Tried to hump, but, you know. Was he Millie Rocker? He hit it.

He hit that shit. Yeah. He hit the mop, too. What? Was that a Duncanville dance y'all used to do or what? No, it's a new one, man. The kids are doing. Is it really?

Yeah. You saw it. The white teacher. I don't think I've seen that. You saw the video. It was going around last week. Oh, okay. he hit that thing dude that dude was on fire stonks up on that guy man yeah time to buy you haven't bought already it might be too too late the mop it's so stupid

can we talk about the hit the switch challenge right now is this what j-lo and a-Rod did? Why is everyone doing this? Oh, dude, did you see Elizabeth Warren on SNL? That was epic. Dude, that was super fucking epic. I thought about texting Duda because I knew that he would just be really excited about that. How is it possible that SNL was aware of something like this before I was aware of it? You weren't aware of this?

No. Oh, man. It's been everywhere. Yeah, I saw it like a million times the last few days is it not a resurgence like didn't that is this a is this i don't know i thought i've seen this before but i could be wrong it might have hit the resurgence on tiktok it might have been a thing like a long time ago and now it's just on tiktok it's coming back i mean j-lo and a-Rod. They crushed it.

J-Lo. She's something special. She's still got it all-star. I need to go find... I should have done this. I should have cataloged the best, a.k.a. the worst, post-SNL Elizabeth Warren tweets. People were acting like she went up there

and just fried a set for an hour, like Richard Pryor in the 80s or something. She didn't do anything. It wasn't funny. I'm not going to say it was Hillary-level cringe. It wasn't that bad. It wasn't like, who's the other dude? Oh, W?

Do you remember the Carl Rove dance? I think that might have been CPAC a few years ago, or maybe the White House Correspondents' Dinner. But it was still not good. It wasn't funny. No. It rarely is whenever somebody goes up there. There were so many bad tweets after that fucking thing.

Ted from Pittsburgh really did not like that. I think due to un-retweeted, or he deleted somebody's tweet because that was just calling it epic. And like, wow, you, sir, have won the internet today. AOC said, okay, this is legendary. unretweeted or he deleted somebody's tweet because that was just calling it epic and like wow you sir have won the internet today aoc said okay this is legendary this is not legendary people overreact so much of that stupid shit i mean it's it's mildly funny i think you and the homie should do one man he i don't think he uh would be into that just do it just try it once dude okay let's start a tiktok we have a tiktok we have a tiktok yeah i started one when i did the uh country boy will

one that's only for patrons only the country boy will challenge if anyone wants to do the country boy will challenge just let me know is that still available for patrons i think it is, yeah. Patreon.com slash Shrugging Back Podcast for those of you out there who are looking for the real shit. What scares me is that you can't even watch it on Patreon. You have to download it. So that file is just out there for people to use,

and I don't like that. It's a little scary. When you enter the agreement to become a patron just know that you're signing a contract that's saying that you will not release any patreon specific content it's very important read the terms and conditions all rights reserved it was leaked on twitter wasn't it yeah someone made a gif out of it and i was like you know what i respect that you did that but but please be careful. Yeah. Can't wait for Patreon.

Oh, we don't have, well, can we tease that? What? What are you talking about? Patreon tomorrow. Oh, yeah, baby. So because of The Bachelor, they're doing two nights. Two-night finale. Real quick, before we get into it, according to Chris Harrison, we find out who the mom is crying over tonight.

Okay. If there's any doubt left who it is, get out of here. Yeah. I feel like we just know at this point. It's weird. Hannah B., we've known for a minute. But because of this, because it's a two-night finale, we will be recording our Bachelor recap on Wednesday for a double feature that day,

normal episode and Patreon episode. But we're going to be supplementing that with a Worst Of tomorrow. Oh, yeah. Email worstof at watchedmedia.com with your worst st patrick's day stories it's like when you syllabus day and they're like they give you the reading assignments and like tell you what books to get and they're like in this book supplemental you don't need it but no he's just do i need to buy it it seems like you should just say I should buy it. Don't say supplemental. This is a supplemental pod. But it's technically a requirement if you're a listener. Yes.

Worstof at washmedia.com. Send your St. Patrick's Day stories. If you have other stories, too. I'm not going to be too strict as long as the story's good. Hit us with that heat. I want some rodeo stories. If there are rodeo stories out there. I saw some rodeo stories. If there are rodeo stories out there. I saw some videos of Brett.

Brett was just blacked out just being a scumbag at the rodeo this past weekend. I heard you got confronted by some Astros fans. Oh, yeah? I didn't hear that. I just can't take it. Dave was talking like he's doing the shark thing. You've got to keep it elevated. He keeps that roast hand up.

Yeah. He's ready to go. I don't think I got in any fights this weekend. I almost did the beer garden or the wine garden. Why? What happened, Doug? It was just people too many people too close. You know, when you just kind of feel like

when you're cornered and you just want to get out. Almost ran through. Damn, you just flipped a switch. Almost ran up, yeah. I wasn't, what do you call it? coal or anything though rolling coal yeah are you and caroline gonna do a flip the switch challenge uh probably yeah blowing something it sounds like something we would do yeah yeah cole campbell are you part of batty nation i heard i've actually somebody sent me a video and i can't i need to verify this real, and it was you in the middle of the beer garden.

You said, everybody better back the fuck up. I'm either going to be freaking or fighting. Is that true? And I'm all out of freaks? And I'm all out. The music just stopped. Record stretch? Yeah.

When are you getting boots, dog? I think I'm going to hit Tukovas this week. For real? You've been talking to boot game for a while now. Well, just FYI. I just want to make it clear out there that you've been talking your boot game up. What kind of response did you get from the pick you've posted? People were calling me Brett Squareman.

That's funny. It's kind of a stretch, but funny. People were saying I look horrendous in square-toed boots. I didn't think you looked that bad. Can you guys explain the square-toed boots thing? Yeah, I don't get that. It's just a preference. I know, but what kind of dude wears square toe boots?

It's more like authentic West Texas oil. I think someone who dips Copenhagen and actually works on a ranch. It does look... The square toe... If I see somebody wearing square toe and it actually looks pretty good, I think that that person legit grew up on a ranch or something. It's basically a sign that says,

do not fuck with. I think they look terrible, honestly. I wouldn't be caught dead in square-toed boots. A lot of people like them. Yeah. I'm not a fan. They don't look good, especially if you're a shorter guy. They don't look good, especially if you're a shorter guy.

They don't look great just because they're stubby. But I don't know. They didn't look terrible on Brett. I feel like most people who have square-toed boots also have starched jeans, like stiff jeans and a big belt buckle, too, and a tucked-in pearl snap shirt. Dude, you pull up to the dance with some starched jeans. It's over. Imagine getting freaked by starched jeans. You got over. Imagine getting freaked by starched jeans.

You got chinos on one side, starched jeans on the other. That's so much friction. You just see your boy across the room. You run up trying to freak him, and you just bounce off because his jeans are so starched. We're freaking our homies. Are the homies freaking? Found out that I'm a Cayman guy.

Ew. Okay. Cayman boots. You like gators? Yeah, I like Caymans. They're not cheap, dog. I got some Javelinas I can show you. You made Javelina boots?

I did. How do you do that? Trapped them. You know, the Cayman, it's not exactly an entry-level skin. No, it was not an entry-level price point either. No. Yeah, I was wondering if you were about to pull Trig on like an absurd pair of boots. It's an aggressive skin.

You can't just wear that to Woodrow's without people being like, what's this fucking guy doing? We get it, dude. You Cayman. If you want to mix it up and do something other than cow, cowhide, ostrich is a good option. I don't like the little nubs. The quill? The quill.

I think you're crazy for that. I'm a quill boy. I just don't like those. I don't like the polka dots. They're not polka dots. No. They look like polka dots. Don't call them polka dots.

You could do goat skin, too. I've got an old Lucchese goat skin I used to wear. I have some lizard skins that are really cool. Okay. The snake ones look cool, too. No, I'll probably just go with a very basic cow. Don't do snake. I'm not going to do snake, Dylan, obviously.

Don't do snake. But, yeah, I like that style. I didn't like the square toe. And people let me know about the square toe in the comments. Good. And the DMs. Yeah. Also, there's this thing where you just walk around the livestock part of it.

And people are kind of like they're selling their farms or ranches. Those things are fucking huge. You buy anything? Yeah, I bought a calf. $7,500. Was it company cars? Just chilling in your bathtub right now? No, it's a client's ranch.

Oh, that's tight. It makes more sense. Ag exemption. Yeah, they're big fuckers. Yellowstone was one of them that I met. Good dude. He said he didn't want to be there that much Oh by the way What does Brangus mean?

Brangus? Yeah I do not know If it's a Brangus cow I've heard of Angus beef Oh it's just an Angus that's branded For real? No I have no idea It's a hearty and popular breed of beef cattle,

a cross between an Angus and a Brahmin. Oh, yeah, the Brahmable. Oh, what's up, Brahman? I don't know if that's it. Animals eligible for registration as Brangus cattle are 5-8s Angus and 3-8s Brahmin. Did you ever see Angus the movie? I just knew this off the top of my head, by the way.

That's pretty good. No, it sounds really familiar. You definitely saw it. It's one of those movies that you watch as a 4-year-old that you kind of... head, by the way. That's pretty good. No, it sounds really familiar. You definitely saw it. It's one of those movies that you watch as like a four-year-old that you kind of... No, it was a little bit later on. Well, maybe you were four. Damn it, I'm older. It's about like a large kid.

Came out in 95, so I was eight years old. I forgot about this movie. It sucked. Yeah. Yeah, that kid looks like a total oaf. It was from the producer of Cool Runnings, though. So, yeah, I definitely saw this movie. Sick.

You can look out for Big Game Brett and I on a certain sports recap podcast with Kyle Bandujo. Big Screen Sports? Yep, Wednesday. You forgot the name, didn't you? No, no. Texting with him about it right now, actually. Oh, yeah.

Keep an eye out. You know what's funny? While Brett's over here talking about livestock, I'm over here checking my livestock. How's it looking, man? Looks like I got it out at the right time. Why does Dylan like this so much? It's just so stupid, man.

I love stupid stuff. Because the meme, the guy, where's that character from? The stonk man? Yeah, the stonk guy. There's a stonk song, and it has over a million views on Twitter, and it's by a guy named Dave. Are you the secret stonk man?

I'm not. That'd be lucrative, maybe. It's not me. Not right now. You're right. Stonks are tanking. Stonks are not looking good. Hey, if you, Dylan, do you have any unsanctioned stonk advice to give to our listeners? No, I don't. No?

No. Nothing on stonks. Why? Why do you ask? If you're out there, a lot of uncertainty in the market, they led to a father figure like you to- Just load up on Bitcoin, man. No. I've always said that.

Dylan, I've got some, I guess we kind of talked about this before but i've got i've got an opportunity for you that i think you might be interested in what you got some time you got some time to talk about it yeah we're gonna be well with the market volatility right now and all the uncertainty i think it might be time for you to consider a timeshare. Probably buy low right now, huh? Oh, yeah. Okay. I'm listening, Dave. Let's talk about it.

It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. After we record, if you have a presentation or something you'd like to share. This is it. Is this the one in Ponte Vedra Beach? Where is it? No, that's a different one. That's kind of an important part in all this. Where exactly is it?

Corpus Christi. Oh, beautiful down there. Really nice. Good fishing. Really good fishing. Used to work the rigs from 3 to midnight. Selena's from there. Mm-hmm.

RIP. RIP. Sure. Selena Gomez is from Grand Prairie, as I've noted before. Different Selenas, yeah. Right, right, but I just wanted to point out, both Texans. Sure. Very cool.

Did we ever figure out why Selena Gomez has such a huge Instagram following? It's because she's famous. I know, but, like, it's so much, isn't huge Instagram following? It's because she's famous. I know, but like it's so much, isn't it bigger than... It's because she went from Disney star to... But does she get some crossover too in the Hispanic market? Maybe? I don't know.

Does she do any songs in Espanol? There's no way to know. Yeah, you can't even look anything like that up. She's had that problem a few years ago she couldn't keep her hands to herself oh that's right why would she want to good good question oh i i don't even know what to think anymore i think she fried a dude that she used to like

no she did air fry him. I saw this. It was a good tweet. The photo they used of him in the magazine is so bad. Did you see this? Dylan, what's his last name? Sprouse? Sprouse. Yeah. He's rocking the fedora. He was like, come on, guys. He did take all the L's in that tweet.

Is that kid still in the game or is he just a regular guy trying to get a job? No, one of them's dating Barbara Palvin. He and his brother are really good at Twitter. They're very popular on Twitter. Who's Barbara Palvin? A supermodel. Wow.

Very attractive. Hold on. Who's dating her? Man, stonks are up on the- Dylan Sprouse? One of the two Sprouse twins. They've got 4.8 million. Yeah, so apparently Selena Gomez said

kissing Dylan was the worst. Why'd she have to do him like that? Selena Gomez jokes about on-screen smooch with former Disney co-star, and the photo is an old-ass photo of him wearing a fedora. And he just said, quote, yo, get that pic of him in the fedora to really sell the message.

Wait, weren't they kids when they were doing that? Yeah. They're off the cot. They're pretty good at Twitter and Instagram. You were right. Yeah, they're really good. The Sprouse Bros?

They're very self-aware. Well, this one did about 37,000 retweets, so it's doing well. I don't have any tweets with 37,000 retweets. No. We haven't gone viral in a minute. No. Has anyone gone viral lately? No, we should get on that.

We need to start going micro more. I'm going to tweet something about stonks. Probably go vi. You got to think it does. Are you going to hashtag it with market crash since that's the number one trending topic in America right now? Stonks down. Hashtag market crash. You know, today's actually National Napping Day. Is that right? Yeah. And you know today's actually national napping day

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But according to Josefa Velasquez of the city of New York, New York City has began to produce their own line of hand sanitizer. Okay. That's swag. Under a Governor Cuomo initiative. Should we start a circling back hand sanitizer? What are we going to call it? As long as it's not anything like the hand sanitizer at Whole Foods.

What is that like? It's gooey. It feels like something that it shouldn't feel like. It's very jarring the first time you utilize it. You check out, and you're like, oh, here are a couple pumps. Next thing you know, it's like you just inseminated a cow or something. Used it yesterday. Yeah.

I got my salmon. Wow, whole food salmon. Must be nice, dude. Must be nice. Damn. We'll get that Central Market salmon one day, man. I'll fluff at it. Oh, okay.

Thank you, though. Hey, Dave, this one's for you. Elizabeth Warren's dog is eating his feelings as her campaign comes to a close. I'll be honest. I was unaware of this dog until last week, until she dropped out, and it made me sad. I would have supported her more. The dog is a beautiful golden retriever. It's a badass dog.

Who eats burritos. I don't know about that. I don't know if they should be feeding her burritos. There's video evidence of Bailey swiping a burrito and not giving it up. Had I known this dog had the opportunity to be in the White House, I would have given it a few extra looks. We could probably meme this video pretty well. I'm going to just vote based on the dogs.

Let me see, Brett. I'm going to send this in the GC right now. I mean, Elizabeth Warren has a certified thick boy or girl. Did you just call Elizabeth Warren fat? Wait, she's thick? No. The dog. Bailey is low-key thick, and I like it.

Good for Bailey. What is the GC you're sending this to? Bailey out here eating. Group chat. The washed media. I was thinking slag for some reason. Should I slag it? It's kind of surprising we didn't know about this dog sooner,

because this dog gets all over her TL. Bailey's got some notoriety out there. I like that presidents generally feel like they, even if they're not dog people, they need to get a dog. It's just kind of Obama, Galpo, Portuguese water dog, really dope dog. Trump just didn't get a dog. Nah. You don't need a dog, which I'm fine with.

He doesn't seem like he would be good with dogs. No. Would he be worse than that guy who just picked the dog up by like the nape of his neck when he's putting out and even in putin had to go there and save it that's like the that's like on putin's highlight reel he can't waste some of his finite energy on walking a dog he's got to save it that's true so i can trump yeah you know you only have a certain amount of energy no i didn't know that That's why he doesn't work out he said Oh It's like a battery

Yeah Once you run out of energy If he used all the energy now He won't have it later to go Go back to Oh dude I'm watching this video you just sent Brett Once that golden retriever gets a hold of anything

Something pasty like that Yeah they're not giving it up It's over Just covered in slobber Yeah Drop drop Bailey Bailey Drop it Pull it's mouth Drop it Drop They're not giving it up. It's over. Just covered in slobber. Yeah. Drop, drop. Bailey, Bailey.

You try to do the pull its mouth. Drop it, drop. Giving you that little growl. Love goldens. You know the deal. Hey, last piece here. South by Southwest was due to inject $356 million into the local economy. It no longer exists.

So tip your bartender if you're in the area next week. Yeah, I saw some initiative some guy started. I probably should know more about it. I don't really know. It was like he's trying to get people. There's like a hashtag to tip more for the service industry. I don't know. It's basically what Brett said. Dude, I mash that 20% button every time I do it.

Yeah, me too. You just mash it? Yeah. As a former server myself. You're out here eating. Yeah. I appreciate giving a good tip.

I will adjust if they're poor or I will go up if they're really good. Depends. I'm not afraid to give like three stars out on Uber or something like that. Some people shouldn't be

driving uber because they're so bad yeah yeah had a lady the other night and she told me that she she apologized for how she was driving because she was used to driving range rovers and not the mercedes she was driving i was like you didn't have to flex on me that hard why did she flex on you that hard i don't understand i don't know candles at all then she also had her phone up in her hand the entire time i think i was one of her Sent the candles at all? Then she also had her phone up in her hand the entire time. I think I was one of her first Uber rides, I think. She had her phone in her hand the entire time trying to get the directions. She didn't have one of those things that clips onto the other.

You got to get one of those things that clips. Yeah. And she was just asking me, she's like, so do you know a better route? I'm like, no, I feel like you should know the better route. I don't like that. Yeah. And you get that a lot in Austin. You get a lot of people come in from like Killeen and surrounding areas,

like just to drive and make money. And, you know, shout out to them, get that a lot in Austin. You get a lot of people come in from, like, Killeen and surrounding areas, like, just to drive and make money. And, you know, shout out to them. Get that money. But I don't really want to – I just get in and out on the zone out. I'm trying to check my stocks on Twitter. I don't really – I don't have time to pay attention to what you're taking. Should I do Mopac or 360? I don't know.

It's on you. I'm in the back seat. Like, I don't care. I'm going to be looking at my phone this entire time, so just get me home safe. That's all I care about at that point. Pretty fair. Hey, Tom Brady started a media company.

Is it called Washed? Nope. It's like 62 Productions or something like that. I'm surprised it's not like 12. You'd think, yeah. What is the significance of 62? 199 Productions, which you'd think that's his draft pick. 199.

Ah. I like that. He's salty. People forget he's a six-round pick. What kind of stuff are they going to get into? Probably anything he wants. Oh, yeah. He's Tom Brady.

He's a multi-multi-multi-millionaire. Yeah, sure. Got to think his stocks aren't doing that well today. Is his household income a bill combined with Giselle? I think net worth, probably. Yeah. For a long time, she was making more than he was.

Probably not still the case. You gotta think that this media is going to change everything. He's going to probably start doing radio, maybe some pods. The Tom Brady podcast will be well. They're not a bill together. What? But they're upper, right?

So he's got 400 mil net worth. He's got, this says 180, but you never know these numbers. His stonk has been on the rise for a while now. So if it was up to 250. Stonks up for the Bradys. Yeah, I would say that. They don't have a lot to worry about. No, no.

No, they're good. They're not missing any meals anytime soon. This is, okay, I've had this thought. When you're that, if you're Jeff Bezos rich. Bezos? Bezos. We're on B-Cave. I was thinking.

Bezos. Bezos. If you're Jeff Bezos and you want to go to like Starbucks, What kind of like card are you paying with? What does your credit card look like? A black card. Is that just what it is? Probably. Have you ever held a black card?

Yeah. It's wild. I haven't. They're thick boys. I haven't either. They're metal. They're certified thick boys. It feels like three metal credit cards stacked on top of one another,

and I never understand how it fits in anything, like how you can put it in like the thing at the grocery store you know warren buffett pays this is one of his tips he pays for all of his coffee and quarters at starbucks why why he just it says it's part of his investing tips you kidding yeah you are kidding yeah doesn't he like the one everybody's always like oh you know warren buffett like he still lives in the same house that he grew it's like you know fuck off i don't he like the one everybody's always like, oh, you know Warren Buffett? Like, he still lives in the same house that he grew up. It's like, you know, fuck off. I don't care.

Who fucking cares? He still drinks the same venti latte that he did. I don't care. 12 diet coach a day. Sort of Caroline, though, so. No one cares. Yeah, I've seen a lot of guys

pay with cash, too. Like, rich guys who just kind of have cash all over the place. Or women. That's a power move to pull out a lot of cash. Yeah. He's got a DeLonghi. There's an athletic article, shouts to that competitor of ours,

that they did, like, a day in the life of Jim Nance and Tony Romo on a CBS game. Jim Nance was paying for Dunkin' Donuts with $100 bills. He said, hey, sorry about this. Can you break it? That's a flex. Damn, I love that. I know. I paid for a bottle of wine the other day with a $100 bill

that I had gotten for Christmas that I was trying to break, and the liquor store only had fives. So now you're just a five boy. Yeah, and at that point, I was like, I couldn't stop him. I'd be like, actually, can we just run my card? I just felt bad. The transaction had already been made. So now I just have a hell of fives.

Five's a good bill. It's fine. My wallet just can't fit them all, dog. Oh, damn. It's tough. This guy's got a lot of money. I know. I'm flush with cash.

No, it's... Should we get out of here? It's time. Guys, see you tomorrow for worse stuff. Worse stuff at WatchMe.com if you've got a story. Or damn it. Do whatever you need to do to get that story. Hopefully the next time we talk to you guys, your stongs have recovered.

I hope they've recovered. We'll see. At least stop the bleeding. Yep. Bye. you