Circling Back - The Weekend Slate & Philly Wutter | Circling Back 9-11-25

Episode Date: September 11, 2025

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Maddle Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos, Maddo Ranchos, Maddo All right, we're back. Thursday morning, circling back podcast. You're an animal. I just watched you, Animal Chug, that Coburn. Straight to the dome. Animal Chuck.

It's just violent. did there. I'm Dave at D.C. Ruff on Instagram, producing as producer Randall Trumbacky. Hi, Dave. I have, uh, I've got a little bit of sinus voice going. My voice is a little bit deeper and I didn't know it until I just did this into it. Yeah, it sounds sexy. And I'd like to apologize for over sexualizing my voice. That's what's not intentional. So Dylan does every day. You got nothing on Brett's congested voice. He was hard to listen to yesterday. He's on a plane right now. And I don't know if you've ever got on a plane when you're like got a little congestion. Your head tends to like just feel terrible. A lot of pressure build. Yeah. He's flying on 9-11,

huh? Indeed. Yeah. It's a choice. Yeah. He's going to Montana. Montana, yeah. He's got layover in Portland. So he's going way far. Honestly, it sounds. He's doing the thing that he's doing the thing that I can't do. I'll do it if I have to, but I hate even, like, thinking about it, like, flying four hours, like, one direction, then having fly back the other. Yeah. And I know, like, in the grand scheme, it doesn't really matter. It's five hours is five hours or whatever.

But, like, just the idea of coming back towards. It's like when you miss your exit and, like, the next exit is a mile, you're like, I know it's just a mile, but I'm going the wrong direction and it's killing me. Yeah. This is more like 20 miles. Why is that such a beating? I don't know. Like, oh.

It's just like a little thing where you're just like, oh. I'm going literally. in the wrong direction. I can't do anything about it. Yeah. That's Dylan Shivry. Hello, everyone. Dylan checking in here. Happy to be here. I'm happy you're here, you're wearing a top three Dylan hat today. Yeah. Yeah, you know what? I was focusing up the cameras and I zoomed in on your slutty little chain. It looks good. So this is actually a new chain. I got, I replaced the broken one. Wow. New chain. This one's I think an inch longer than the other one. Well, Dylan, chains are meant to be broken. Yeah, one was broken.

And that's why I got this one. The breaker of chains. Dan registers here. Thanks. Thanks for the compliment, Randy. Dan. Were you done with your intro? Yeah, I am now since you moved on to the next one.

So you can have mine too if you'd like. By the way, it's supposed to be paywall thigh here at the office. A lot of thighs on that love seat right now. Is the Dan thigh next to me akin to the KJ sitting next to me? It's a size difference. I don't want to say it, but yeah, kind of. to dress like a SEC sorority girl large tea short shorts you have a new rowing you're in here and it's cover the thighs all right dan how that you like that kirkland brain cold brew i do i actually go to

Costco and get those really yeah do Costco's great right it really is it saves me so much money it really does i do uh not a sponsor i do our office snack runs at costco which we need a new run we're out of chips shut on uh dan was uh was the hat a choice today What do you mean? A little eagle's hat when you're when you're up against two cowboys guys? No, just kind of grab a hat. How dare you? We know he's an Eagles guy.

It's not like, this isn't news. He's not up against us. Yeah, but I mean, we recently won. Yeah, we're not debating both sides today. Hey, I thought the Cowboys. Randy's just itching to talk ball. Yeah, they fought. It was valent, you know, dactal, decent.

Did you go look good? He looked good. He looked good. Did you go watch the game at the new Phillies spot? Gratas? No. You like that place, though, huh? I do.

Good Italian. Their Italian sub is good, and their Philly is good, too. Of course, you got a ship in the bread from Philly. I think that's what they do. I did say the bread was the best part of that, the sandwich I had. Wait, what's so special about Philly bread? I thought this is the New York thing. Wait, so same thing with pizza.

Hard water. What's Philly to New York? I'm staying in Towers? How far is Philly to New York drive? Oh, it's not. It's way closer. With traffic, though? It's like 90 minutes.

Four hours was a lot. little bit of a reach there. It's such a huge reach. I don't know. You can get to like pretty much North Carolina border from Philly. 90 minutes is crazy. So no traffic 90 minutes. Everything up there is so close together. It's weird. D.C. is like 90 minutes. From Philly? Yeah. Jeez. It's all like right there. It's a metropolis or megalop. What is it? Tri-State. What's the whatever? Who cares? It's a little slice of Americana. Wait, back to the Philly water? What's so different about it? Is it hard like, It has a lot of people.

His dad's a waterman. Yeah, my father worked hard on it, dumping that fluoride into it. He's the guy responsible for the dope Philly bread. Yes. Essentially, yeah. That's why Dan always had bread sandwiches. Big bread boy. Philly bread sandwiches.

Piece of bread in between two slices of toast. Oh, I didn't know it was two slices of toast. I thought it was just one. Oh, I thought it was one slice of toast in between two regular slices. Yeah, yeah, depending on your mood. How much crutch you want? Yeah, you can mix it up. Got it.

Good enough. but thank you for being here always a pleasure dave look we've got a pod here it's the anniversary of 9-11 we're coming off of the assassination of a very very prominent political figure political commentator uh we're going to try to do a pod even though it's like we're not going to sit here and break down like any of that i don't know if you want to you want to go frame by frame yeah no i did enough of that yesterday and uh we We kind of touched on it because we recorded listener voicemails right after we found out which drop on Friday but recorded on Wednesday and it was just it was just weird it was

it was it was a good show it was a good show I acknowledge it my stomach like was in knots it was just anytime you see that yeah it doesn't matter like it was magnitude anytime you see like something like that like pop up it happens to you a lot yeah or it did for a while on Twitter where you were just seeing like raw violence. Yeah. Awful, awful situation out in Utah. So we're just like, all right, well, let's bring Dan in. Fun fact, Dan was already scheduled. People are, they got Dan on the case. Dan's going to come in and talking crazy. Now, Dan's not. I'm going to holster the takes. Dan's just in here. He's up against a couple cowboy fans. Yeah. Yeah. So we're acknowledging that it's a, it's an interesting, weird day with 9-11 and then the day after the

assassination, but we are going to acknowledge it and then hopefully move on and do a podcast. We're not going to touch on the conspiracies. No. I think we're all in the same boat here that like that we don't condone it. It's like terrible and it's tragic and I don't know. I personally is just like this is shitty and I'm upset about it and to have like political violence like this kind of sucks hard. Agree. Well said, Randy. Thank you, Randall. I'm glad to see the sentiment of a lot of people is agreeing that like both sides are like this is terrible. Let's just stop. Yeah, it shouldn't be.

Anyway, how's your shoulder, Dan? Still recovering. Still got the tear. I haven't lifted in quite some time. I'm shrinking. I know, I'm so tiny. Hey, are you watching, uh, what's the show I'm watching? Task.

Yeah, because, you know, Task, HBO, it's a Philly suburb show. And I just am curious if you were. I meant to ask you that earlier. Who's in it? Mark Ruffalo Fabian Frankel of House of Dragons Okay He's great, he's hot

And then other people I don't know Nah, I haven't checked it out Okay It's on my list I had that That was like half the show today It was me just getting your past cakes

Okay I can kind of like yes When you said there was a word you said In your intro that was extremely Delco sounding And I The accents in task are very

um it's a moment they're having a moment they're very like outside of Philly rugged um and I'm seeing a lot of people

being like yeah because they nailed the accents but a lot of the actors Fabian Frankel included are from like the UK and I'm wondering if it's easier for them to nail that accent

because of like their natural I don't know goddamn immigrants taking our jobs their jerbs yeah the Brits the Brits take everything

you believe that they should hire actual people from Delco for those and not people from good old-fashioned, red-blooded American, maybe. There you go. I don't need Brits taking our jobs in Hollywood. Don't care for it. Don't. Go ahead.

One of the young women on the Amsterdam trip I went to was from Philly. And she says water, what you don't say. No, it's water. Wooder. Instead of water. She says water. It took me 10 years to fix that. Was this the prostitute that yelled at you?

Did you used to say it like that? Yeah, I used to say water. The prostitute that yelled at him. I don't know. That'd be insane. Shout out, Haley. She was great. Yeah, let's go down to Wawa. Oh.

Water. Okay. Before we go down the shore. And she said it a lot because we were in the city surrounded with a bunch of water. So she said, kept saying. She just, she's like my, my two-year-old just pointing out. Yeah. Wawa.

A little different than that. Point at it at all times. Yeah. Again, I get it. That's water. I found it interesting. Does she call milk Wawa, too, like mine? She doesn't, she actually doesn't say Wawa.

She says water, like I just explained. Yeah. Bro, freaking Wawa is a freaking, is a freaking, is that Philly? Where's Wawa? Wawa is the, yeah, that's Philly, right? It started in Delco, yeah. I think the original Wawa's from, like, around the corner from my house. You kind of have, like, being a Philly, a Delco guy who went to school in Florida, you kind of have the double obnoxious supermarket thing with Publix and Wawa.

Walla's on a supermarket and I don't... What is Wawa? I don't ride that water. Is it like an elevated gas station? Yeah, it's a tiny buckies. Yeah. Okay. But they sell subs, right?

It's still something people puff their chest out about. The food's good. It's like our water burger. It's fine. It's our water burger. But I just like a gas station and it offers, you know, high quality, high-ish quality, hot food. Yeah, I'm done with that. Publix is fine.

You guys weren't super stoked on those subs. Well, we waited four hours to eat them. Yeah. And honestly, like, going back and watching that video, um, we did, we probably should have just pretending like we liked them. It probably would have got more traction. Dylan also, we were like, that L from Blake Bortles. Yeah, you can take L.

It does. It turns out Blake Bortles can't throw a football farther than I can, which, you know. You dabbed them on. Whatever. What a time, though. Somebody had just tried to break into his car and steal his truck. Oh, yeah. We got the exclusive interview.

that was a fun well we said every time Dan's on we just we just go full member berries when Dan's on remember that trip was fucked sick it was sick players championship pontovida the most mosquito ridden round of golf I've ever played my life

yeah it's in my cart with my golf towel over my lap because I was just getting just flamed it's terrible I gave you my spot on that round of golf remember smart choice those greens were unfairly fast it was not fun were they rolling at Dave

15 yeah at least also a lot of wawa on that course a lot of water water water water um small bit September yeah

I'm trying to Brett sent me a couple emails yesterday and that's what I'm looking at right now is to find some just wait Randy's got a big small bit of September I've completely whiffed on that, too. Yeah.

We'll get to that. I'll fill the air if you want. Small time shop, softcore history. There you go. Yeah. What's the, what's next on the soft core agenda? Three episodes a week still. One on the main, two on the Patreon.

Okay. And we're doing sports bottom the play wall too. How's that going? Good. We just had Jake on. He riffed on Billy Napier and the Florida Gators. Oh, God. you know about USF

I do I actually was hyping them up on the preseason show Dan knows ball and we're going to talk some ball before we get to that newsletter dropping tomorrow substack

wash dot substack right yeah that'll be tomorrow and then always the shop the barrel shirt's still up there we got a few left we're moving some products right now got a lot left

an endless supply all of you can go get one really washed media dot shop okay washed media dot shop uh and then look dan's here we just had dan on and didn't know if we're going to talk ball but i kind of want to talk a little ball got some interesting stuff this week completely whiffed on uh thursday night football being pack uh commanders the colonies came out in the last week that philly made a substantial offer for uh one micah parsons I'm curious your thoughts there Tried to bring our sweet boy home

That's right That's right Of course we weren't going to entertain that Even though your offer was substantial Yeah but you don't Substantial I don't think you trade in division I don't either

I don't either I don't either I would even argue I don't think you trade in conference Especially to a historical rival Yeah you probably don't What are you doing Dealing to the backers either

Because you're going to see them in the playoffs Every year Yeah so give me your we've not talked Dan and I like you might think that Dan and I and even Dylan there's like a maybe a group text when the Cowboys and the Eagles play

it's like there's not Dan's like the least cocky Philly fan of all time you really are you don't talk any shit at all I also don't think it's rewarding for us to keep winning okay I think you kind of become a dickhead

Let's double-click into this. Well, no offense. Philly's already got the... Yeah, I'm happy with the rings we have. Like, everything else is just great. The dickhead thing, but the rings too. Your fans, fans are... I understand.

I mean, the Karen. Which is great about you. Philly Karen. Philly Karen, it's tough. Granted, it was Philly on Philly crime. Yeah. Yeah, what's going on with the kid? You said the kid was a...

I don't know if this is true, but allegedly it's Jake Elliott's nephew, the kicker for the Eagles. Really? Yeah. So I think that's why I got more play. interesting I got some small businesses now I will say though

we'll get to the small just to kind of close on the Philly Karen topic it's her worst moment probably in some time maybe maybe not her whole life but I don't know if you should like lose your job over that

yeah no the comments I don't know I keep seeing things that it could be fake too but I saw that she might have lost there's a lot of fake out there I can't tell anymore I don't care anymore Well, some of the first tweets, like, after it happened, we're like, all right, all right, Twitter, let's do our thing.

Find her. Yeah, it's not doubt. Right. She does, she does seem to suck. And this is a very bad moment. But like, but it's a baseball. Again, like, I don't think you get, unless her job is to like, I'm trying to think what job she could have that it's like, no, you're not fit for that job anymore. Is her job to provide baseballs to like, to children?

Underprivileged youth. She works with like special. needs kids and she's like nope that's mine i saw a report that she got fired from her job at a school i don't know if that's true or not yeah even if she's a teacher like theirs yeah she takes away things from kids all the time yeah that was just a teacher coming out yeah no one wants to get her as as as teacher maybe she went to fall teacher mode she's like no no no no that's mine uh no no phones in class it was weird that's a weird thing it's like all right what's her name people like immediately were like where she work who's her family extended family is

well and everybody everybody's getting this old hat this old hat at this point but people were kind of going after the dude right like what a bitch he's supposed to do he's yeah that that's avoiding confrontation yeah a lot of the uh alpha accounts were going after him for not swing on this lady like making escalating the situation further if it had it been dillon dillon's got the ball on one hand he's cry i got the ball i got the ball you wanted to get the baby ball yeah the dead did what he was supposed to do there I think. Yeah, it was the adult in the room.

He had. He just wanted Karen out of his face and then giving her the ball. Which I get, man. Worked. Man. Classic Philly stuff. Yeah. Some people are saying just like Philly in general is just like, ah, like all the, all the teams, even though like, I've got some really good ones.

They're just kind of falling apart. It's what a lot of people are saying. Not really. So anyway, any, any thoughts on the Eagles this year? We're a wagon again. We're probably going to be in the picture. I imagine, you know, NFC championships are four. I don't really see anybody except maybe the Packers, and I'm trying to think of anyone in the debate.

I mean, I think the Cowboys are going to be good. Nine wins is the, nine wins is the ceiling. I kind of see the commanders coming back to Earth, a little bit of a season two on Daniels. A little sophomore slump maybe. Defense is still going to be really good. That's a thing with that. They got DQ, that's what I call them. I think the lions are worse off because they don't have Ben Johnson anymore.

That offense didn't look, yeah, doesn't look like the 2024. Shout to everybody else out there running David Montgomery and RB2 spot. Not great. Some people who didn't have the best draft on one of them, talking fantasy ball. Okay. But anyway, anyway, not here to talk to that. Is NFL doing too much? Yeah.

what when okay look I get this is uh this is America and like we there's no such thing as enough um but do we have to like conquer the world with the NFL do we have to like get every YouTube guy like every YouTuber get every demographic every country in the world watching ball like it's it's just it's a little excessive let's just be happy being like the the the biggest sport in the in the country already Do you think, and the NFL going international, is going to produce just this generation of incredible kickers? Every kick, the amount, the fact that the pipeline to college and the NFL of Aussie kickers, punters.

That's been going there for a minute. For a while, and it's crazy that they have cornered that market. What's going on over there? But maybe a bunch of Europeans that fail out in soccer just start kicking a football. Yeah. They just start coming over to California. Cowboys kick, Brandon Aubrey. He's a soccer, he's not Aussie, but he's a soccer guy.

He never kicked until college, if I'm not mistaken. Texas has just added in the portal an Aussie punter, and he's unbelievable. But like every kicker in the NFL and college now can kick 55 to 58 yards except the bear's kicker. We were texting about that. That is one thing, Dan. It's like, dude, so it's just like 55 yards, it's like you're expecting like, yeah, you're going to make that. Yeah. At some point, I think kicking has become too powerful in the game.

The last three years is really accelerated. If you can get to, like, just over midfield, you're almost like, okay, you're getting three points. At what point do they do something with, I don't know, maybe raising the goalpost or moving it back five yards or something? I mean, it's getting too easy. Man, you're moving the goalpost there. Oh, yeah. In the NBA, they've moved the three-point line back a couple of times. Sure.

Like, sometimes you've got to adjust to how the game evolves. I think you should have a smaller one, and it's like their rocking job. You know the hoop's like 25 feet up. Bring it in. Bring one in. You could split those uprights, get you some, but also the risk is you hit one of those goalposts and you miss, you get nothing. Let the 12th guy scale the post and be able to block it. I still co-sign Larry David's, Larry David's take on kicking in the NFL or just football in general. What's that? They shouldn't exist at all. You have a guy who grew up not playing football. He's suddenly the most important person in the game.

yeah it's like and he's the hero he's he's he's on the field for you know 20 seconds he becomes a hero of a game it's it's it's it's too important the position is too important in football i like the idea of instead of the 12th man it's the 12th guy so like that could be that should be some college's thing it's like home with a 12th guy it's just it's just like it's not as impressive as the 12th man it's more casual it's like i would get the 12th guy yeah he's going to show up a little late to the game, but he's been out there drinking all fucking day. You know who should adopt that is Miami.

Yeah? Miami. They should have the 12th guy because they're not as reliable. They might be late. They might be, you know, coming in from tailgate 20, 30 minutes later. Yeah. When I think of Miami, I don't think of, like, the best fans. They only show up when they're really good.

So this year, they'll be at Hard Rock this year. Yeah. Could we trademark that? I don't know why I would hear Randy. We're in trademark that The 12th guy Oh, I'll get right on it We should make those shirts

They'll put that on a shirt I'm just delegating from that I'm sure it's just the 12th guy 12th guy Well they got real mad at Seattle When Seattle took the 12th man Is there lawyers involved? Yeah

I would not yeah Oh yes It was a thing for sure Then Seattle ran off A couple Super Bowl appearances And also threw on The goal line and famously were picked off.

But then also smash the Broncos. Shout out to Pete Carroll. Should be the Cowboys coach. I like Pete Carroll. Sorry. He's older than you think. Yeah, he's like almost 80? Something like that.

Pete Carroll very old. Interesting to bring up Pete Carroll on the anniversary of 9-11, by the way. Yeah. That was intentional, huh? It was not. Organically. He's just asking questions. He's just asking questions.

I'm going to ask a question. Can Dack win the big game? No, I'm just kidding. Hey, the question is, do you guys like what shirt I'm wearing today? Do you like what Dylan's wearing today? They are nice. What are they? Was this planned?

They're poncho. Did I? It wasn't planned. Dylan and I did not plan this. Where's mine? We'll get you one. You know, I've actually had this shirt since we were sponsored in the Grandex days, I believe. I've had this shirt for quite a while.

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Go try one out. I mean, look at this shirt. It's a great shirt. It just feels good. It's a great shirt. Anything else NFL? We need to talk about a week. We've got kind of a big one tonight.

Yeah. Green Bay commanders. Chiefs Eagles. I like just watching to watch Micah just continue to tear it up. Although one sack, kind of a garbage time sack. No, he was a monster week. But also, he was a monster. He's good for us.

It's true. He only play like, what, 30 snaps or something, right? Is that right? Yeah. Well, he's got that back, man. I don't want to derailed his career. I think he also, like, doesn't know the defensive schemes yet because he's brand new there. Are there that many schemes?

Just like fucking get to the quarterback. Yeah, that's part of it. Yeah, do the whole play where you sack somebody. Run the sack play. Which he's really good at, turns out. You guys are bored on running the sack play there. Those shorts you're wearing. You want some sack?

Whoa. We don't want some sack, no. It's not paywall. It's not paywall thigh day. You're right. No, I'm still like, I'm actually, I'm over the Micah thing. I'm now actually kind of turned on Micah in my head. You've moved on.

Same with Luca. No, no, no, that's, it will never happen. That's the one that I will, I'll never forget and I'll never turn on Luca. But Micah, I've turned on Micah. The Micah thing kind of stinks because obviously Dallas got the two first rounders from Green Bay, but we got to wait. We don't know how it's going to play out for several years. Got Kenny Clark, which is... Got to stop the run, Dan. Stop the damn run.

We won't know for several years if this is going to be a good trade or not. Yeah, and I'm not exactly a short-term guy, or a long-term guy. No one in sports is. No sports fan is a long-term guy. That's honestly what was, I mean, other than losing the generational pass rusher, just because you couldn't come to an agreement with them. Just the fact that, like, it happened like a week before the season. and you're like, oh, so what now? So the season's got sought?

And now they're bringing in Jadavia and Clowney for a workout. I don't know if they signed him. Why not? Been with a lot of teams. You know, it's very optimistic of Jerry Jones. I mean, there's a reason why he was available, right? He's planning this far ahead.

What are you trying to say? You don't think he's around to see the fruits of this trade? No, I'm saying. He's very optimistic in his own abilities to stay alive. I will say he's not living that Brian Johnson lifestyle. No. Now, he's still drinking Johnny Walker Blue. which drinking is not good, especially at that age.

Oh, you're making a statement here? Look, I didn't want to get all, I wanted to just be like a distraction for people today, like from all the chaos, but just drinking is not great. Oh, my goodness. Are you not drinking, are you? I don't drink that much. He barely drinks. No, I dabble, yeah.

It is kind of nice. Smoking on that shit, though, I bet. I do smoke. Smoking weed? Yeah. Dan has become, like, the DD now. Like, and I appreciate it. Yeah, when we go out, I just...

He's like, yeah, I'll just drive now. I'm like, okay. Randy's just in the back seat fucking around. Parking and Austin's not bad either. Randy's back there, like, he's got the ox cord and he's putting on like, who let the dogs out? Like, oh, put that on. He puts me in the bed of the truck. That's the payoff.

I'm going to free ride. It's in the back. Did you all grow up riding in the bed of trucks? Yeah. Yes. Why was that, like, looking back, like, as a father, I'm going to tell my son like don't ever

Trucks will be outlawed by then But I'm like don't ever get in trucks The bed of a truck My dad would have a cover And then for football practice He would throw us in there Because we're all like muddy and shit So we didn't want us in the actual cab

So we were in like a coffin So you were like laying out of the back Yeah Oh wow Okay Like luggage It's a core memory But we used to ride

In bed and bed The trucks all the time Yeah, I... Not all the time, but we did it. I have one memory of my friend down the street and his parents taking us to the mall in Arlington, which is about 20, 25 minutes away, right down I-20. And I was just riding in the bed of his dad's truck on the highway, on I-20. No tourist...

I-20 fucking sucks. Dangerous drivers. And we're just like, he's like, yeah, get in the back. We're just riding on the highway in the bed of a truck. Yeah. At like 10 years old. It always freaks me out when I see a dog in the bit of a truck. For sure.

For sure. I have a neighbor, an old neighbor who used to throw, like, not throw, but like have his dog get in there. And you're like, yeah, we're going out to Zilker. I'm like, all right, a little far. You hit a little far. Why don't you just put them in the truck, you know? Yeah, put them in the cab. But yeah, that's something I wonder if like, that's like your dad driving to pick you up at six flags or baseball practice with.

like a just with a roadie with a beer with a beer in the in his thermos different times different time i have another sort of similar topic that i want to throw off you guys what do you think of outdoor cats when people own cats and you just let them wander like the one we got here had this conversation recently with my wife there's one there's one that patrols this parking lot yeah he has a collar on sick he merks birds and lizards all the time he pretty much just lives off the wildlife in here but there's a cat at my place that i always find under my car and i have to like, look every single day. I'm like, man.

Yeah. I get it. I don't want to squash you. No, it's funny you bring that up organically. Because Rhodes, my oldest boy, um, has mentioned to people, like, he likes cats, but we're not, I'm, listen, I, we're not really cat people. I like other people's, when I'm around other people's cats, I tend to be like, oh,

yeah, cats are cool, but I don't think I would ever own one. Um. and we talk about it and I'm like, the thing about cats is like, if I had a cat and it was an outdoor cat, I'm the type of person who worries and there's a lot of shit

that could get your cat and I just don't want to like think about that. Oh, outdoor cats, they do disappear. The bobcats, bocats, coyotes, foxes, like there's a lot of shit in my neighborhood. Just cars. Cars too, more important.

Yeah, that too. The obvious. But to that, it's like if you have the indoor, outdoor, cat. Then you get real attached because it's like, oh, you're indoors. And it's like, all right, go outside out front and I'll see you maybe a week. And I'm going to, and the whole time, I'm going to be like, oh, man, I hope he's okay. Yeah. And hope he's, and hope they actually do make the way back. Outdoor cats are kind of like the situation ship of pet ownership.

You don't fully commit. Yeah. Sure. Just kind of comes and goes when he wants. Okay. To be fair. I don't, I don't judge people who have just outdoor cats. And like, they are great to have like for pest control and stuff. You like, you know. If you got a ranch house farm, you get a bunch of outdoor cats, they'll keep all the rodents lines. Yeah, they will. My sister-in-law, she grew up on a farm. They had a bunch of cats. But the nicest cat I ever met in my life was my buddy back home.

It was an outdoor cat. And it's like, it was fucking sick. It was the nicest cat I ever met. They're cool. Granted, when you get to, like, rural areas, people have outdoor dogs. True. Which, yeah, that kind of just doesn't click with me. I'm in the market for a cool cat.

Yeah, he's a real cool cat. I want a real cool cat. Shouts to Ozzy. That was his name. Really? Yeah, he's probably actually listening. Oh, Randi. My friend.

Is that too? You can do that still, right? Yeah, I mean, he's a legend. You can do what you want. Yeah, of course. Someone drank all my beers. That sounded more like Bill Clinton. What?

Oh, was that Bill Clinton? Yeah, I was Bill Clinton. I was Bill Clinton. I don't know. I don't want Sharon. Sorry. That's Bill Clinton as well. Sometimes we do voices on the show.

I like that you go for it. People have been enjoying it. There's a Reddit post. I'm glad to because I have not enjoyed being married to Hillary. We've been sleeping in separate rooms for a long time. That's pretty much all I got. You're looking at me for more. I don't want you a Wawa.

Okay. Was that a varsity blues of tie-in? Okay. With Philly. with sprinkled it. A lot happened at that. Yeah, that was hitting several. We're also referring to Wooder as Wawa.

Water. What was it? Wurder? Wooder. It's just like Wobr U-T-T-E-R. Wooder. Water. Wooder.

Is how she would say it. I don't want you. Well, the Orange Man had a quote about water. Water. Water. Big Ocean water. He called it water. He's out of Philly God. Just during the California fires?

No, I think it was a, it might have been in relation to windmills and how there are some unfound I'm pretty sure some claim about yeah whales the windmills are turning the frogs gay they turn the whales gay

I don't know I don't remember what it was I'm misquoting him but there was some windmill talk and did the people it was unsightly for the people who had the million dollar ocean front property

yeah you know the 1% the one percent in the water all right that's stupid i'm down i'm moving on we need to get rid i can't do it no go ahead i did it much better than thing oh sure get up one percent of the one percent we look you can tell are there people tuning in for this or le or how many presidents do you think have impressions for them so trump obama don't you do they all have impressions yeah they all do gerald four typically doesn't yeah no one's doing a gerald ford there's some nixon no one's doing no one's doing it ragan for sure no one's not

do in Eisenhower. No. Respect the troops. I feel like Lincoln might have some, but do we even know what he sounded like? No. You had like a squeaky voice. You have two in the softcore to find out. JFK certainly. Dave's got a killer JFK. Oh. Oh. Sorry. He's that, Dave has a great JFK. Yeah, my ballmarker yesterday was a 50 cent piece with JFK on it. So that was kind of eerie. I believe get rich or die trying is a top five album. 50 cents. That's very, Pretty good. Oh. Shot nine times.

50-7. 50, yeah. JFK was shot twice, I think. Sorry. Jesus, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Wow. Dan, stop looking at me.

Like, the more you look at me, the more I'm going to keep doing. Come on, funny, man. Do more impressions. Do more impressions. Let me go give me a cold brew. No, I'm kidding. Nobody else is in the office. Nobody.

Bretzen, Montana, Will's doing scary stuff at home. That's, this is the company. You want to talk college, Slate? All right, y'all, I want to talk college. Yeah, let's talk college. Oh, you know, before we do, I don't know if you've looked at my toes lately. Which way it?

Pop the shoe off. Is that West? That's West. I genuinely don't know. That's actually East. It's hard to do. West is that way, Dave. I'm rocking my Tocovus, my slip-ons.

I love them. I told you I want a swagger jack. But I'm not going to. I think they have different shade. Just get some. Okay. They're great shoes. Anywhere worth going is worth going in good boots.

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uh gets more comfortable slinging the rock dan what's your Danny Regs must watch game of the week. So of course, Dave, the Texas State Bobcats going to Arizona State. People are going to be mad. You're bringing that up. People think, no, that, look, that's 9.30, I think that's the late game on Saturday. Even if you don't care about the cats, you don't care about Bradley football, you don't care about Scataboo 2.0, Lincoln Pair, you don't care about G.J. and what he's done in that program.

That's going to be a fun fucking game. It will take the over. That line jumped a point yesterday, maybe two. Swoop in. Swoop in at the last, watch it keep going up. Swoop in and take the cats. Cats

played them very well at home last year. And as we know, Kenny Dillingham, like, went to the playoffs last year, almost beat Texas. That's a Texas state team that has an offense that can keep up. Now, defense is gonna be honest they're gonna run they might get a little gashed yeah they might it's also a bounce back game for the sun devils right got embarrassed by blake shaping and the boys yeah your

guy is not my you know he's i'm happy for him but that's gonna be a fun game if you got nothing else going on saturday if you're at the bar and you're like your buddy's talking telling a story you don't care about and you're like doing like the nod and you're kind of looking over his shoulder and that game's on a tv you're gonna have a good time watching you're gonna have a good time watching in that game. I'm excited for South Florida, Miami, of course.

So how this has to be like the greatest CW game ever. This has to be the best CW game in history. Yeah, right if they knock off Florida. Yeah, that's an exciting one.

Probably the biggest game in the weekend is A&M at Notre Dame. Eh, sure. We got 16 at 8. Everybody's on A&M. saw that and i believe cj car is out is that okay starting quarterback for notre dame uh i think we're going to find out a lot about a and m though yeah uh they might be really good i'm pretty high on notre dame are you uh yeah no i don't know anything about the backup situation

so i'm going to temper that was high on nondardt with c j car was well i look great we've one i think car and whoever he beat out i think it was like down to the wire, like, who was going to start? And I think he won out at the last, you know, right before, right before the first game. So I think they have at least a serviceable backup here. We got Ohio State, Ohio, Parker Navarro at Ohio, the Bobcats as well. Or is that something to, is that Danny's game to watch? No, but Timothy Shalame just dropped Parker Navarro when he was on college game day.

We need him back. We got Florida at LSU, see if Florida is going to put up a fight against the Tigers. I think this is a bounce back spot for Florida. They don't win, but they'll cover. interesting yeah it's a night game in baton ruse it's tough oh that's a kind of game i go to and get puked on by a sorority girl absolutely the florida defense is still legit it happened it happens he's got a good d um a big game big a huge game there we go peru u scc they are firmly at two wins right now so if they win you guys are a 21 point dog let's just say if they win

Saturday. They've reached your... Dan thinks that they're going to only be two wins all season. I think they're going to be three. So... They already have two,

you're saying. They already have two. So Dan thinks they lose out the rest of the season. I think they get one more. So it's going to be a hard one to... I think Purdue and Barry Odom's got the boys playing hard.

Clemson, Georgia Tech. Yeah, this is interesting. Clemsons look like ass. When are they get... Is Clemson going to like bounce out of it and like have a dominating performance? They have that. It started slow the last couple years.

Is Georgia Tech okay? Two and O? Yeah, George Tech's fine. Okay. They're just going to, you know, Haynes King. You got to see Hank. Oh, like Hans King, that's right. That dude's a gamer, man.

He's not gamer plus. Because he's not very good. Right, right. But he can break off the run. But he's also really, really fucking big in pads as we like that. He can run a little bit. Yeah. Yeah.

He's fun to watch. We were absolutely just wrecking highnoons, watching the game. Sweating. Absolutely. Louisville pulled that one out at the end. God, dude. We need to mix in a few warders. Yeah, we did.

Yeah. You got some good, some good content from that game, too. We really did. Wisconsin Bama. Pray for J-Abon. Wisconsin's really bad this year. 2 and O Wisconsin. They're not very good.

My guy Keelon Russell. Is DeBore going to get run out of... Got some snaps at the end of the... Run out of Tuscaloosa? What's the... They hate them right now, man. I mean, just can we give it, like... Give it a little bit of time.

Dude, Bama fans don't want, no, that's not how they operate. You had a really good, you had a great thing for a long time, and now maybe you just have a really good thing. You had the best thing. You had the best thing, and now maybe you may have, like, the close to best thing. We don't know, but just enjoy it. Keelan, in the two clips you showed me. Yeah, it was like 59-0 when he got in there.

He was dealing, though. He was dealing. They got something special, man. Georgia, Tennessee. Yep. That's fun. Oh. Georgia hasn't really shown anything on offense.

Here's kind of a semi-announcement. I might be going to Knoxville next weekend. Knoxville's a good time. My buddy Kay Money lives there now, and I was talking my buddy Mike. We might go visit him and catch UAB at Tennessee. I'd be excited to see Knoxville. You don't do that tailgate that's like right on the river? On the boats?

Yeah, I don't know. You were saying you want to link up with Clay Travis. I didn't say that, no. Yeah, he didn't say that. Not a huge Clay Travis guy. He actually didn't say that. I made that up. Yeah, I didn't.

I don't know why I brought that up. I'm sorry. Are you take that out of the lot? Can you dump that? Yeah, hold on. All right. No one heard it. What do you make?

What's going on with, what's going on UCF? We're fine. We're not good. What's the pulse on Scott? We're 2 and O, we've beaten two teams that don't really have a pulse. Okay And yeah I mean

We'll find out a lot Because we're playing North Carolina this week And Bill Okay So I have no read on that game It's not a bad slate There's games to watch

It's a great slate It's a B minus slate I would say it's a B Okay Multiple rank games Yeah I think you're gonna get that every week though Hmm

Anybody you're putting on an upset alert Hmm I would put Georgia on an upset alert Really? Yeah, I think Tennessee could win that game I hate to do it. I'm putting Notre Dame on upset alert I think Texas A&M might be sneaky good

I kind of think Miami's going to smash South Florida I like the South Florida story I do too I think you're right And obviously is our biggest rival at UCF but I want them to succeed Did you ever ride to a tailgate in the bed of a truck because I used to do that all the time in college

that was like the most fun way to go to watch a game. Dude, as pledges, that was like our method of transportation. Yeah, it's really dumb. White t-shirts and jeans. Seabelt's not allowed for pledges. No. No. Actives only. It's true.

Frat. You're riding in the bed, just fucking like, got like a stone. You're trying to like low-key, like sip it. A stone. You didn't drink keystones in college. Fraternities would have on Uber before Natty?

We were in Natty for sure. There was a stone contingent. We were in high school. In high school, we were all stone and I was like, I didn't know

anybody but I was like, yeah, it was a good beer. And then I tried literally anything else and I was like Keystone is the worst beer I've ever had that entire life. You guys didn't do game day lights? I think that was after our time. We're a big flash from Walgreens.

Randy's fraternity did Blue Moon exclusively. No. We did Keystone. We did the pledges cut up oranges. Guy Keystone is truly terrible. We had a whole song about Keystone. It was great.

Why don't you sing it for us? You're not going to like it. No, I'm going to hear it, man. You know what? I'm just going to leave that for me. Is it called Keystone Sky? No. It's like a 10-second song.

But we made the pledges learn. It's quite fun. We used to do pallets of the tall boys of Sparks, which was a kind of off-brand for Loco. Wait, Spark had alcohol? I remember Spark is like the powder you put, like the energy powder. Yeah. Yeah, these were energy drinks that also had booze in them. Yeah, and did not know about those.

I was like a 24-year-old alum. I went back for a game for a weekend and went back to the frat house and on the back porch. And there's a young lady and she's drinking, this is like right when Forloko was really hitting before they changed it. And she's like, yeah, you should try a Four Loco. I was like, fuck yeah. I drank a Four Loco. Original? Yeah.

I never had one of those. But let me just tell you this. It did not agree with me. It didn't agree with a lot of people. I mean, it felt like I had just, like, it felt like I walked into a party and there's like a dish full of pills and I just grabbed at random and just popped them. It was a little trail mix. Yeah. They didn't have a ton of caffeine in it.

That was one of the big problems. That was a classic dilemma, though. You find a bag of drugs at a fraternity party. Do you take them? No. For a will to freeze, you do. Yeah. He found a random Adderall, right?

He found a pill. It's like, what's this? And he looked it up. He looked it up and figured out it was Aderell and then took it, yeah. That's something I don't think he would do today. No. No. There's too much shit going on.

I heard that Dylan is going to have us all over to watch some games and we're going to have to bring our own borgs. Is that true? We're doing borgs at your place? Yeah. Do borgs at my place? Borgs at the bores. We'll do borgs. Golly.

I'm going to have to drink a lot of water before that one. Yeah. I'll be real hungover. Was it you that posted a picture they just sell borgs at the store now? They have many borgs that are like this big. probably like a quart actually but yeah they just it's some type what's the liquor in it vodka i don't i think it's different i think it's like pretty much like a jungle juice it's like pre-made cocktail in a in a little just gallon thing that's actually a court i'm assuming

it's some type it might be malt liquor or i don't know i have to look did capitalism ruin borg they corporatized our borg i guess so i but the borg thing i've never had borg i'm 41 no we miss the board my borg window is was we had boards but they weren't called borgs what'd y'all call them just like jungle juice but you guys did those like out of actual gallons oh okay we yeah we never did that i get a gallon jug full of uh grain alcohol oh my god yeah yeah we'd take them to gasparilla i'm gonna get sick just thinking about that dressed as pirates and drink essentially borgs there's no reason for anyone to ever drink grain alcohol yeah it's cheap yeah it's some diesel 153 it's a great it's a great way to just not remember anything and commit

crying into like possibly need your stomach pumped at the end of the night for sure we used to tfm make like apple pie moonshine with it during the fall time and just it was it's pretty that sounds right up your alley yeah the sugaryest drink possible yeah just like apple cider cinnamon sticks grain alcohol and like vanilla vodka and you like mix it up and like let it sit for like you were just always the dude putting off the vibe like you were just over by yourself just sipping blue moons he was drinking mike's hard you're you doing mike's hard I did come up with a drink called the Miller Mike Senior, which was you take a Miller light and Mike's hard and you mix together. It's like a summer shandy. You just drink the whole thing.

Back in our day, Mike's hard meant something else. Hey-oh. Let's talk about our weekends. In fun. Oh. Hit the button, Randy. Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I like to turn up. Bro, there's a crazy event happening. We had the party and it was lit. I got yelled out by a prostitute. Let's just go have fun and let go a little. This weekend and fun presented by Underdog Fantasy. Football's back. And Underdog is the best place to make picks and win money all season long. Playing on Underdog is easy. Just pick whether your favorite players will go higher or lower on stats like touchdowns, receiving yards, interceptions, and more.

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well randy how about it yeah i was i was making it they're called big sips jugs and there it's one liter wine cocktail i might get one back in our day big sips jugs meant something else so it's not it's not a bore it's wine so it says i think it's like malt it's something it's it's a cocktail so it's 16% it's one leader i might try one i might try one you know randy's determined to get randy's just trying to get get that personal sponsorship like the sport coffee one dude he really is now he wants the what is it big jugs sips big jugs sips and jugs is also spelled with a z if you were wondering of course i don't know in the in a in a post uh idiocacy america we got to have a z at the end of big

jugs wine you can't just we can't just spell shit normally anymore when you're starting a new brand you got to you got to do something creative dan talk about your weekend man what do you got I ain't got a damn Birds Birds Birds Go birds Go birds

You can go out on the Wawa and stand up paddle ballad Nah I'm probably just going to watch football Because it's water Yeah Go on the water Oh okay

It's a ball watching weekend It is Weather's supposed to be nice for it Sunny Who cares 90s Yeah Really

Fuck it You don't have to go anywhere that's a cool thing two things i've learned you don't have to tweet and you don't have to go anywhere well i certainly you don't tweet deleted your shit because you're all smug high and mighty smart i'm not riding your brain like the rest of us i was just elevated to the 5d Dave what's that you don't even know about the 5d whatever that meant something different when we were in school don't it did that was a ritual it did uh you got nothing plan maybe you guys should get something going.

Why don't you hang out? Are you still working on your shelf and moving in? Did you see it? That's eternal. Yeah. It's looking good, Randy. Yeah, I'm probably going to work on that. But yeah, that's it.

Yeah, you had nothing to go. We got to do my show. Sometimes you make stuff up if you're, if you don't have anything. Yeah. Say you're going to drink some big jugs wine with Randy. I'll drink some big jugs wine with Randy. Randy. I'll do, I'll do my weekend because I think it technically starts to

day. Not true. I will be in the office tomorrow. But going to Old Dominion tonight. A little country band. You guys known. Is old Greg still a song or two? Yeah, they got some good songs. I really like them. They're like probably right under Kay Chesney and, uh, give us a taste of their song. Give us a couple seconds. Uh, sure. I don't like seeing. I'm not Dylan. I don't like singing on this. People like it. Let a rip, man. Wait, the school doesn't come after them for being named Old Dominion. I don't know, man. it's a different different avenue can spell different what is there what is a song i would know uh snapback is a big one break up with him hell yeah hotel key drinking drinking beer in my

bed of a truck while the driver's intoxicated and we're just going to the creek is that one of their songs no pretty sorry it's going to the crick going to the creek so going to go see them at moody tonight, then... See of live performances. Are they at Moody? Yeah, they're Moody. They're big enough to be at Moody. How dare you?

Trying to figure out where I'm going to my show tonight. I should know that. You know what actually I did want to do that Dan, and now that I have you here live on air that I brought up to you, do we try to get a last minute boy's trip to San Antonio to go do this armored MMA?

Probably not. It's Saturday night, and I really kind of want to go to it. Did somebody unplugged Dan? Dan's last seven minutes have been just very, very... I don't know. I got nothing. I don't want to go pay, like, $75 to see. $60, but...

That'd be sick. It's like actual fighting, and they're in full armor. Dave, I'm just beating down. Look at him. The world has just broken me. I get it, dude. The world has turned and left me here. Are you finished, Randy?

I guess so. I mean, other than that, probably just be hanging. Hanging around. Hanging around. Guess I'm not going to San Antonio or Dan. Dylan. I got to have quite an eventful weekend. First of all, Chelsea's parents land here in Austin tomorrow.

I'm going to get some family time in, a little dinner action. Did she say anything about me texting her? Yeah. I told her to, what did I tell her? Stop eating shrimps with the whims, eat lobster with the monster. Yeah. Dylan, of course, being the shrimp. Pretty funny.

She said anything else about me? No, sorry. She just called me out. She knew it was me. Saturday watching football. Sunday, my dad, Parks and I are flying to Albany, New York. Going to go to drive over to Cooperstown, visit the MLB Hall of Fame, take that tour. And then on Monday, my dad wants to go to some art museum in a different town.

We're saying in three different towns each night of our trip. I don't know where the second leg is. A new town each night. No, you're not on performance enhancing drugs, are you? No, I'm not. Otherwise, you can't get into the Cooperstown. Yeah, they're going to let me in. They're going to test you before you even go in.

That's how seriously they take it. Tuesday is a big day. So we're going to Fenway. I've never been to Finway. It's one of two remaining, you know, old classic ballparks left in this country. The cathedral. I can't wait to see what Finway is all. about my expectations are super high you're going to link with rook our buddy brent rooker is in town

the a's take on the red socks we could use the a's taken we could use a suite from our a's yeah i'm in on the rangers this year i got parks uh an a's hat my dad will be wearing a boston hat he likes the he likes the old classic teams he likes the socks and the yanks he's one of those guys i get it so i'm really excited about that and um if things go well rooker has uh he said that he's going to get us on the field for batting practice, which I'm going to surprise Parks with, so that'll be a lot of fun. You should make Parks take some cuts in the cage.

Can you even lift one of those bats? Yeah. He'll lift it. He can't swing it, though. They let a lot of, uh, they'll let influencers and stuff take some cuts. The son of an influencer. Sure.

So I'm stoked for that. Really excited. And we get back Wednesday. Sick. So I'm missing three days. Must be nice. I'm so excited, ma'am. Excited for part.

to you didn't run that by dan did you yeah dan's do i haven't proved that time off sorry can i go no no we'll see we'll talk about fair uh all right well sick yeah yeah that's he's gonna he's gonna love that think so watching even roads like this is for me roads is like three or maybe he's whatever he's very young and when he watching like big leaguers take BP he was like holy shit it's amazing He's seen me hit a ball off a tea. They're there, he's watching these guys. It's not the same. It's different.

It sounds a little bit different. The sound is great. Yeah. Yeah, Finway, man. I'm pumped. Finway Pack. The water there's different. Yeah, I know.

You should try some. I was just there, remember? I guess my weekend. I'll just say what I'm doing. I'm going to night. I'm going to a comedy show. Oh. At moody theater.

different moody which is confusing I'm going to see Louis nice I'm going to see Louis CK

tonight one of the best to do it one of the best comics ever I've never seen Louis but

some friends of ours down in their they're boys buddies with our our boy and they're like

you want to see Louie later in the year and it's back in like February I've never seen Louis I'll go see Louis

so he's in town so we're going to go. It's Moody Theater. So that's the small one, obviously. Moody, yeah, Moody Center. Because I'm going to Moody Center. I should probably confirm, but I'm going to Moody Center. Like the ACL theater. Yeah. Great venue. Great, yeah. Saw, seeing some acts there, but a comedy act is going to be great. I actually saw Louis C.K. there years and years ago. Really? Yeah. He did, the first one up in me today. The first 20 minutes was about. suicide and there were some like confused people in the crowd i was like it's louisie k damn dude he's

not doing the mothership he's not doing the mother ship has he uh chosen his side in the comedy wars i don't think so i think he's still like i think he's still friends with those guys he's not he has not uh gone full scorched earth on the austin comedy full mark marron mark marron yeah the mark marron mad at austin tour i don't think i don't think i don't think louis on that yet but we'll see maybe tonight don't go in on it that'll be interesting it gets a interesting time obviously to take see us a comic like yeah true like how you gonna handle that he might be adding something in you know today i wonder if aco okay or moody theater is is a phone in the in the bag thing i've yet to go to any kind of show where they'd make you put your phone away

i don't know interesting uh rest of the weekend uh they because of the rain last week they canceled some baseball games and not ours but they moved those games to tuesday which is normally like rhodes baseball practice so they canceled baseball practice tuesday now we have baseball practice saturday of four it's not great it's life of a baseball dad which i guess i am now saturday four you're like all right fine fuck it got a game the next day we'll see how that goes um excited about it. He's digging it. But yeah, Saturday, honestly, like, I was two weeks ago, jumped the gun, was looking at flights

to Phoenix and go watch Texas State play ASU. I was like, when's the next time T-State's going to play in Arizona at a ranked Arizona State team? Like, next time that happens in a couple of two, three years, whatever, who knows what these teams are? Who knows even coaching, right? Both those coaches may be gone from their programs, but ended up staying here. And so my day and night will be kind of like building up to that T-State, Arizona State game. Very excited about that. And then Sunday, like I said, baseball practice. I'll be there, baseball dad and out. Arms crossed over the chain link fence. They have that chain. Come on, chili, do you go eye black? As a dad? Yeah. No, not yet. No. I could. Should I? Does your son?

As a four-year-old in the 600 league? No, not yet. Parks does the strips, like the eye black strips. The strips are tight, yeah. That's classier. That's old school. Yeah. I like that.

Do a cross. No, where I draw the line with Rhodes is the breathe-right strip on his nose so he can breathe through his nasal passages better. What about the hostage tape over his mouth? Mouth tape. So he can, so he breathes through his nose when he sleeps? Yeah. Well, since last night, he woke us up at about five, scared that his sound machine was going to turn off for some reason i don't think he's ready for the hostage tape god was the sound machine just

like sputtering no i don't know i just heard him and i was like oh fuck what's this and lissa went in there and she came back she's like he's worried that his sound machine's going to turn off i was like did it she's like no if it does it's just going to get quiet in there i mean that would freak me out he's already paranoid about things he makes me tell him a scary story every night before bed and i'm not exaggerating. I have to come up with a new one off the dome every night. And last night's was alien related. Fuck yeah. He's ready for spooky season. I'm leaving them not super spooky because I don't want him in here for spooky season. No. Why? To spook him. I want him to like not wake me up in the middle of the night because he's so scared. Spooky season's scary.

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So if you do a quick run it back, let's get the hell out of here. Of course, this segment during which we talk about what we already talked about, Dan Animal Chugged Cold Brew to start the show. Ranny is trademarking the 12th guy. for us. After football practice, Dan would ride under the cover in his dad's truck bed. Windmills are turning the whales gay. And finally, big sip jugs meant something else back in Dave's day. Your day, too. I don't know. Just because yours was a little bit dayer than mine back in the day. All right. Way back in the day. He's older than me. I'm going to get some jugs this weekend. I'm going to sip on them. I'll let you guys know. I'll

have a review on Monday. Don't say, I'm not drinking. I'm going to come over to your house. I'm going to bike over he's going to be like Dave come out to the garage we're doing we're doing garage drugs he really will do this you know I know you know he wrote his bike to my house unsolicited and just showed up and took a picture of my house they ominously and sent it to me that's just classic Randy hijinks did he come with the gift of gumbo no no he just brought like his he's wearing his like neon sleeve was biking biking with gumbo under his arm that video that kid in the back seat with the gumbo the pot of gumbo so good

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yeah no I'm gonna put you on the handlebars Randy certainly got some pegs pump him the handlebars you can pump me software history wherever you find podcasts

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in the 17-hunter y'alls people forgot about bah to all fuck we did a lot of Swedish we were so bad you're so bad and hot yeah we went Swedish Muppet chef though how does that go how you think yeah no I don't know I forgot how that character sounds hold all I don't that was stupid when you're like very oh I don't got it in the bag stupid delete that I mean I'll also I'll also plug my my avenue go follow do you know it show on Instagram and TikTok and YouTube.

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Why not? All right, let's get on. Bye. Bye. You know, Thank you.