Circling Back - The WTI, Dead & Co, & 'Fantastic 4' | Circling Back 8-5-25

Episode Date: August 5, 2025

It's still Teacher Week as the guys are joined by Will deFries to discuss his Dead & Co. trip to San Francisco, Za Court, Dillon's review of 'Fantastic 4', and the WNBA's dildo problem. Support us... on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.youtube.com/washedmedia⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Shop Washed Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.washedmedia.shop • (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter • (8:00) It's Teacher Week • (13:45) Will's Dead & Co. Trip • (24:00) Za Court • (39:50) Dillon Saw 'Fantastic 4' • (54:20) WNBA's Dildo Problem Support This Episode’s Sponsors: Factor: Get started at https://factormeals.com/backer50off and use code backer50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box.⁠ Poncho: Go to https://ponchooutdoors.com/STEAM for $10 off your first order. Rhoback: https://rhoback.com/ (WASHED20 for 20% off first purchase) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 All right, we're back. Circling back podcast. It's Tuesday morning. We're live. My name is Dave. Producing Randall Trimbecki. Hi Dave. This isn't a criticism.
Starting point is 00:00:32 Okay. But I'm putting this out there to you. I want to help you. Do you need my help figuring out how to time the Mattel Ranchos drop perfectly? I do it like this? Mattel Ranchos. Matto Ranchos drop perfectly. I do like this. We can't hear it.
Starting point is 00:00:48 I pretend. Yeah. It's almost there. It didn't work. Well, like with the beat, cause you know, I was kind of goaded with it. I mean, I could just bake it in if you want to. We could get together
Starting point is 00:00:58 if you want to bake it into the theme song. I like keeping people guessing to where they're like, I don't think we should bake it in. You don't think we should bake it in?'t think I don't think we should bake it in. You don't think we should bake it in. No, I don't think we should make it in. Put it in the pizza. And now he's trying to he's trying to pass it on to you. Okay. I mean, yeah, yeah, sure. If you want, if you want, you, you teach me. You showed me
Starting point is 00:01:16 how to set up video when you're not here and now I'll show you how to press the button at the right time. You know what? I would love that. Why don't you guys set up a meeting and go over this? This isn't this is a carefrontation. It's not a confrontation. It's not being critical would love that. Why don't you guys set up a meeting and go over this. This is a care frontation. It's not a confrontation. It's a care-fronting you. Care-fronting me. You rode your bike to my home unsolicited
Starting point is 00:01:34 and now I am just starting the show off. I thought about posting the photo, but just like, you know, blurring out your home. My vehicles, my address. Cause I looked at myself in that photo. I'm like, man, I look like a total, total twerp. Yeah. That's what I, that's what I got.
Starting point is 00:01:50 When I looked down at my phone at like one o'clock, it's kind of what I was going for. Here's Randy on a bike and neon, uh, also in studio today, but Hey, well, Randy, you're doing a great job. Good stuff, man. Uh, Dylan Shivery, we have a mega stacked running today. We're not, we're not, I mean, 45 minutes, forget about it. This is going to. We have a mega stacked running today. We're not we're not I mean 45
Starting point is 00:02:09 minutes. Forget about it. This is going to be an hour show which I love. I'm just saying I'm just saying we got lots of **** talking about. I've got a **** dear friend Will DeFries right here. Hi. Just so much to go over. Hello. Will DeFries
Starting point is 00:02:20 in the building. It's good to be here. What's up big dog? Nothing. Just chilling on. Dude, he's got that WTI brain. Yeah, yeah. My brain is elsewhere right now. I can't wait to go home tonight, do a lot of laundry, get my stacks of tech material out. I can't wait for this y'all to go on your fucking trip.
Starting point is 00:02:39 Hey Dylan. And just so I don't have to hear about it anymore, about a trip that I'm not going on that sounds dope as hell. You quit golf. Don't act like you've quit the game. Even if I didn't quit golf, I probably wouldn't be hear about it anymore. About a trip that I'm not going on. It sounds dope as hell. You quit golf. Don't act like a victim here. Even if I didn't quit golf, I probably wouldn't be going on this trip. In my mind, I've gone to Marble Falls.
Starting point is 00:02:53 Do I need to start playing golf now and include the guys that are going on this trip with you guys to maybe get in on it? No. If someone else drops out, maybe I slide right in. Yeah, I mean, I think we can probably find you a spot. Do I have to? If a spot opens up.
Starting point is 00:03:07 Do I have to download the gin app though? Yeah. Yeah, you do. Handicaps are a big part of this deal. Yeah. All right, then I gotta play golf and actually get a score going. You get what you locked in at Dave.
Starting point is 00:03:17 What are you locked in at for your handicap on this trip? 14. Oh. What's daddy locked at? 11. Yep. I think you and I might need to swap. You're getting pops? I'm getting some pops. Look at this guy. He's already picking up the lingo. Wow, dude. He knows. Yeah, I'm gin coated. He knows. Little gin and tonic. No, I am jealous. We're starting a podcast called gin and tonic. It's about golf. Sounds fantastic. Sounds real dope.
Starting point is 00:03:45 I'm happy for you guys. I'm also happy to not have to talk about it every day in the office. Bro, we're just kind of golf sickos. Multiple people are asking Dylan for you to move the mic closer to your mouth. Ooh, wow. First day on the job.
Starting point is 00:03:57 Put it on your mouth, daddy. After I was a little breathy for the first episode that I listened to and the new, with the new situation, I got a little gun shy. But here you go. You've been groaning after you talk lately. I don't notice that too. I can't listen to the show.
Starting point is 00:04:09 You can scale that back a little bit. That'd be great. I feel like I can. Sorry. I feel like I know what your lungs sound like. Just use their mind. Go ahead. I was going to make groaning your girl something like that.
Starting point is 00:04:23 We don't do that here, bud. And I decided I decided to holster it. Yeah, I want like this little inappropriate. Yeah, man, why don't you take that immature broly humor somewhere else? Hey, one of the benefits of a live show, we get immediate feedback from listeners. So that's that's great. How about that, Randall? How about that? Don't read the chat all episode.
Starting point is 00:04:43 Pass it along to me and we remedy the situation. Dylan's like, what if we did the entire show and it's just us like reading funny chat stuff. That's like Dylan's whole bit. I don't think it is today. Later on, we're going to record exactly five minutes. That's where we take a topic that the listeners submit and we talk about it for exactly five minutes. So the listeners are tossing it out there and I'm catching it. It's throwing it out there. Do you need any prompts? Cuz I have one that I've wanted to submit for a little bit. Yeah. Slide it in.
Starting point is 00:05:11 Okay. Don't don't don't don't tell us. I won't. I won't tell you. Alright. But like you know, there's a small chance it gets chosen. Hey, wink wink. Tell us what number it is after you do it. It's a it's a I'll say this. It's a gross. It's a gross prompt that I brought up to Randy and Brett in the office the other day. Oh, I was gonna get us a tally. So how many miles in your life prompt?
Starting point is 00:05:32 Oh, okay. Oh, I think I know what you're, is this zinc related? No, no, it's not. Is it about that tweet, no, it's not. Is it is it about that tweet? The guy was talking about uh the girl he was dating and he found out her uh her body count and he measured. No, no, no, no. You guys are taking this way in a different direction. Have you
Starting point is 00:05:57 seen this? It's it's grotesque but he measured in miles uh to his best estimation how much D she has, it's look. I don't condone this. I don't condone this, but there's a tweet about it. It's supposed to get Les Broy with Will on, and now you've somehow taken him. Yeah, I was trying to take the bro down. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:06:20 Should we have a bro down at the Dick's Saloon? Yeah, we brought it. Sorry, that was a little out of pocket. We brought a GDI on to make sure it wasn't going to be Brody. That's not nice. Because he's, we said no more. Uh, hey, guess what? It's teacher week. All week long, probably into the weekend.
Starting point is 00:06:36 Probably. I mean, look, here's the deal. We're just going to post these lists. Landry sent me like seven lists in the last 48 hours. Like, uh, thanks, man. I'm just joking, Landry. I'm going to post them. We'll post them teacher lists, Amazon supply lists. We got a ton of teachers who listen to the show and a ton of teachers who are married to listeners of the show. And they've got these supply lists. Turns out like they have to buy certain things
Starting point is 00:07:05 for their classroom. It's not cool. We don't like it. Not on our watch. Not on our watch. If we can do anything about it. We're just posting them and we wanna help. We want the listeners and us, we're gonna help clear them.
Starting point is 00:07:15 We're gonna do our best. We want people to just go on there and say, oh, post it notes, I got you. It's kind of like a pay pig, only you don't know what the person looks like probably. You just know like their name or like their initials and you can just pretend. So just pretend every person we put is just a total babe. Can you imagine you're like your fourth grade teacher just kicking, kicking
Starting point is 00:07:35 their feet up on the desk and pressing play on a circling back episode when all the kids leave the room? Yeah. I love that. I think it's like Rod Belding just chilling on top of the desk like throwing paper airplanes Listening to us bro out. They keep the live show up during I don't know second period third period Whatever it is as we learned yesterday through a voicemail that we played there's worse things that you could show your class in this pod Someone called in told a story about a coach they had in a current affairs class that they taught and
Starting point is 00:08:04 in, uh, told a story about a coach they had in a current affairs class that they taught. And this guy's like the whole bit was like, he would just play like conspiracy YouTube stuff. And he played like a Sandy Hook conspiracy video for the class. Good. Like what are you doing? Good. And it wasn't like to be like, wow, look at how deranged people can be. It was like, think about it. Is he making some fair points here?
Starting point is 00:08:21 He was presenting it as fact. I think. Check this out. Bet you never thought about it this way. All right, coach shaking my head, man. Very sad. Thanks bud. Um, but we rock with teachers cause they're rocking with us.
Starting point is 00:08:36 Check it out. Circling back podcast, clear the list. That's all I got to say. Yeah. Go to the list. The list are in the Instagram story. Go match that follow button. Going to include it in, um, the Friday sub stack as well. There's not really people
Starting point is 00:08:50 that are in this live stream right now that haven't matched the follow button on the Grom yet, right? I bet there's one person in the chat right now that just doesn't have Instagram. I wish we could- Maybe they got caught DMing. Come on. I wish we could know who they are and we could just bully them into subscribing. I'll do a lot. I'll do live call outs right now if you.
Starting point is 00:09:07 Hell yeah. You make this happen. I'll do a live call out. I'll like this video and comment below. There you go. Help us get that algorithm up on YouTube. Wow. Like and subscribe.
Starting point is 00:09:18 Help us hit that algo jet stream. People are following. We need to get this thing. I want to get this thing doubled up. I want like big boy numbers. Let's do numbers. I wanna take down McAfee. Tell your friends about it too.
Starting point is 00:09:30 We're taking down McAfee. Send a link to your friend, they'll click on it and that's gonna count as a view. Yeah. You know? We gotta start standing up during the episodes wearing cutoffs. So McAfee does, it works for him. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:44 And all of his like, his co-hosts all wear cool shirts and stuff, have cool haircuts. I'm not going to expect that. I wear pants most days in the office. Really? Yeah. You don't realize my pants game right now. Do I get cold in this office, man? Brett's putting it down to seventy-two. Yeah, Brett. Brett's out of control. I'm right underneath the AC unit. Like, I gotta bundle up
Starting point is 00:10:15 in here. Seventy-two in this office is not a regular seventy-two. No, dude. It's like a breezy sixty-six. Yeah, it's it's a cold seventy-two. Do you need a sweatshirt to cover part of your arms? Maybe. You got it's right down here on the floor. And if I use it, there's nothing y'all can do about it. No, there's really
Starting point is 00:10:29 not. We're not just on a show. Just me getting a little cozy. There's nothing wrong with it. Follow our sub stack as well. Every Friday it goes out. I'm thinking about Will. I don't know if we'd have time. I was thinking about doing like a WTI update, like Thursday, I don't know. That'd be awesome. I don't know. I don't know if we're gonna have time on Thursday.
Starting point is 00:10:51 Am I putting the newsletter on my back again? I'm gonna do something for it tomorrow. Should we do a combined status report pre WTI and then a status report post after? Should we do circling back updates on the stories? Like just live updates? Maybe, but here's my concern, dude. I'm going to do know the WTI is the West Texas Invitational. It's a little golf tournament situation. Hey, little brother. It's a big deal. Yeah, it's a big deal. I mean, the news isn't gonna be there. I'm just saying it's nice. The mayor might be there. All right. Now we have no outside media. We did meet the mayor of one of those little towns last
Starting point is 00:11:41 year. That's like six people know I'm talking about. Anyway. Yeah, I know that's a great story, Dave. Why don't you put on the rundown? Anyway, it's teacher week, hell yeah. Hey, Will, you just got back from a cool trip. Before we talk about it, can we talk about our good friends at Factor Meals?
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Starting point is 00:12:17 just takes a couple minutes you heat it up it's very filling i got the protein plus oh yeah got the protein just popping right now i I love that it's protein plus. It's not just protein. There's more to it. Their gains heavy and it tastes damn good. I've been doing the keto plus really. Yeah, I can tell sometimes I like to be in ketosis. Sometimes I don't sneak and sneaky.
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Starting point is 00:13:28 off. That's an insane deal by the way. It's crazy like that. Off your first box. I know. It's crazy like that. It's because they know when you get that first box in you're going to go box number two. Yeah. They know. That's usually how you do it. They know. That is how I do it typically. Just ordering it up. Okay. All right. So we'll, you just got back. Yeah. Got back yesterday afternoon. You went and saw fish. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:49 I went and saw a tray Anastasia show. Yeah. Now I'm not going to yuck. Anyone's yum. He was fine. Yuck. Anyone's. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:58 So he was the opener and the, what's the word? Yeah. Lynn. Not. Yeah. It was the 60th anniversary of the Grateful Dead in San Francisco. I actually originally didn't even wanna go very much
Starting point is 00:14:09 because just timing of it, travel, et cetera. And Sally was like, no, well, it's your favorite city in the United States. Your favorite band's playing. I'm gonna force you to go. I ended up offering my sister a ticket as her 40th birthday present. Happy birthday.
Starting point is 00:14:26 If you live in Missoula, Montana, I really implore you to vote for crass for city council in the upcoming election as she is running. Who's Sydney Sweeney supporting? I don't know. I don't know who she's supporting in this one. That's a tough one. Okay. But yeah, so she came out.
Starting point is 00:14:43 I hadn't seen her in a while. And so it was good to hang. That's great. one. Okay. Yeah. So she came out. I hadn't seen her in a while and so it was good to hang. Uh we only went to the Sunday show. Dude, I never miss one. Never miss a Sunday show, dude. No. So, when they did their final tour, make the jokes about that that you'd like to make. Um I went to the Friday, Saturday show but I skipped the Sunday show and I really regretted it and so we decided that if we're gonna do it, we're just gonna I skipped the Sunday show and I really regretted it. And so we decided that if we were going to do it, we were just going to go to
Starting point is 00:15:05 the Sunday show and not have any regrets. It worked out. It worked out. I was following a via Twitter. I've found myself in the, um, probably because of you to where I follow and, um, interact with a number of people who are into this stuff. Blakey locks being one. Um, yeah, a lot of people doing couch tour.
Starting point is 00:15:25 A lot of people posting clips and stuff. And I found that very, very helpful. I got to see a lot of Sturgill on my timeline, which is always fun. And I just got to watch it from afar. And it looks so cool. Obby, intern Obby was there. Was he there?
Starting point is 00:15:40 He was there. Oh, I missed it. It was his first Dead Shell. Oh man, I would have linked with him. Obby took this, man. Oh, that dude. That's first dead shell. Oh man, I would have linked with him. Obby took this, man. Oh, that dude. That's all I knew. See, I wasn't very online this weekend.
Starting point is 00:15:48 Our boy Jake. What's Jake's last name? We don't have to talk. We don't have to talk. Of course he was there. That guy's always there, right? Yep. Brobibyl Brandon was there.
Starting point is 00:15:57 I didn't link, unfortunately. That was more on me than on him. It seemed like a difficult time to link. I met a backer while I was going to the hot dog line. Oh, how busy. Dude, look how jealous he is. Dude, you can see he's seething right now. I was just waiting for the jokes to come out.
Starting point is 00:16:13 Wow, hot dog line, that's Dylan's favorite. Yeah, they were out of normal hot dogs. All they had was corn dogs and mini corn dogs that were dressed like loaded nachos. Corn dogs are awesome. Oh, mini corn dogs with nacho cheese are the best thing. Dude, imagine Dylan just getting out of bag, he's just an A1 shredder and just sprinkling it on a glizzy.
Starting point is 00:16:32 What are you doing, dude? Dude, you're an A1 glitzer. Remember when Dave Portnoy tried a corn dog at the State Fair of Texas and he was surprised that there was meat inside it. You thought it was just all the breading? Yeah. It's like, what? It's pretty hard to believe
Starting point is 00:16:47 because I feel like corn dogs aren't regional. He was doing a review. I don't know if he's qualified to do a review of a hot dog or a corn dog, not even knowing what they are. Like, well, you've had a corn dog in your life. So weirdly, I only had mini corn dogs my entire life until I moved to Texas where I had my first ever full corn dog at the Texas state fair.
Starting point is 00:17:06 Hello Will. It wasn't like I was avoiding them or they weren't around. It just wasn't something I was into. And so if I ever had the option, I just was, I was getting something else. I don't love corndogs. Oh, I do. It's a pretty little monster. I like mini corndogs more than I like regular
Starting point is 00:17:19 corndogs. Well, there's just a bigger version of that. Bon journo folks. Welcome to the state fair. It's the juxtaposition of the fried nature and like you can get more dip on them. I don't know. I don't think it's a good take.
Starting point is 00:17:31 God damn. It's just my take. How are prices at this thing? Like, is it one of those venues, like events where they're like, hey, actually water's not gonna be $8. I say, okay, so I don't know because I didn't buy very much at the event.
Starting point is 00:17:44 I drank some beers beforehand. Did you bring in an algin? I didn't bring in much. I buried a fifth of whiskey in the ground last time I was in San Francisco, and I went and dug it up. That's sick. No, I think the prices were normal, like, quote unquote festival prices. The only thing I actually swept my card for was the dogs.
Starting point is 00:18:04 And I have to say, I spent $44 on a corndog and a mini corndog. quote unquote festival prices. The only thing I actually swiped my card for was the dogs. And I have to say, I spent $44 on a corn dog and a mini corn dog. And so I was glad that I didn't buy much more than that. When I walked away from that transaction, I was like, man, that got away real quick, real quick. But at the show all I had was a water and a coffee. I was not a very-
Starting point is 00:18:22 You had coffee at the show? Yeah, dude. Cold brew or reg? Reg, dude, hot coffee. It was hot, it was cold there. Oh yeah, yeah, it was cold. Oh, the weather. It was cold, at the show. Yeah. Cold brew or reg. Reg dude, hot coffee. It was hot. It was cold. Oh yeah. Yeah. It was cold. It was cold. So you want to link, you know, well the big the the big thing about these shows were one of the big things was the openers. They had Billy Strings on Friday. Yeah. Shut out Michigan. He dropped in and played Warfrat, a very San Francisco Jerry Garcia
Starting point is 00:18:42 centric song on Jerry Garcia's birthday. People love that. And then Sturgill opened on Saturday and dropped in for Morning Dew and people absolutely loved that. And so we had the assumption that Trey from Fish was going to drop in before or after his opening set. So if I wanted to get, okay, so I did watch Sturgill play Morning Dew. I have no context for that song. I've never heard the original. If I was going to be like, Hey, I want to listen to that song so I can like juxtapose it or compare it to, I guess, Swiss Sturgill. Would I, would it be enough to just go on Spotify and type that in? Or is that not going to do?
Starting point is 00:19:16 I can send you two versions that are, that are considered to be the legendary ones. I want to do that. Cause I saw a lot of praise and I'm like, well, anything Sturgill does, I'm going to be like, hell yeah, brother. There's a London 72 version that people gravitate towards. There's also the Cornell 77 infamous show. Oh yeah, Cornell. That one goes pretty hard too.
Starting point is 00:19:33 Is that the one that really didn't happen? What was the one that may not have happened? That allegedly didn't happen. Yeah. Yeah, it was a Psy-Op. Cause nobody remembered it though. It was a Psy-Op dude. No video from him. So did you do any huffing?
Starting point is 00:19:43 No huffing, leaving know, leaving the show. There was the nitrous mafia was in full force in our area. You've read about this nitrous mafia? No. Look up, just if you're interested in reading about this, look up nitrous mafia and there's a couple articles on it. There's some dudes in Philadelphia who pretty much run the nitrous scene, like it's a mob.
Starting point is 00:20:03 They're the guys that killed the chicken man? In Philly? Yeah. I think they're associates. Damn it. They're associates. That was a not chill. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:13 We walked through a bunch of balloons and there was just a bunch of people popping them and huffing them. You're coming to my house with the balloons and the huffing. Yeah, I'm just never doing that. Come on, dude. Just do it. I'm never never doing that. Come on, dude. Just do it. I'm never, no. You're just, Dylan would just be doing NO Explode. Just huff, dude.
Starting point is 00:20:31 Dylan just getting sick pumps, just getting his vest. What sensation does it give you? You've never done a Whip It? No. Are you sure? You were never at a house party in Duncanville and went over to the side of the house and got free on a paper sack and
Starting point is 00:20:45 huffed it. I feel like Whippets were like things that you did before you even started drinking. No, no. You and your boy in Austin, man. We didn't do that. You and your boy did the Ready Whip? I knew people that were into it, but it mainly- High school kids in Austin drink it like 13.
Starting point is 00:20:57 Yeah, that's true. Yeah, we had him misstered away into some beer every weekend. It felt like something that people did in movies though. Whippets. It was more of like a movie thing. I think when I was- Or like the movie kids or something. I think it just kills your brain cells.
Starting point is 00:21:08 Yeah, someone's, exactly. Someone said, yeah, it just kills your brain cells. And that was enough for me to just be scared of it. There was always like, I felt like every other year, there's a 60 minutes like talking about the epidemic of kids huffing. Like they'd be huffing glade and stuff. Now they're buying weed pens from the gas station.
Starting point is 00:21:26 We should outlaw that. It's not good behavior. No, no. Yeah, I mean, dude, once that Marine layer set in, are you kidding me? You understand what he's saying though? Are you kidding me? When you get Marine layer out there.
Starting point is 00:21:39 What was your favorite meal? Night one, we went to this place called Rintaro, uh, Japanese fair. Oh yeah. We ordered a bottle of sake and then I saw someone order a draft Acai and I was like, uh, give me two of those right now. Oh yeah. Uh, but yeah, I had some good, had some good food there. Um, I mean, San Francisco is a hell of a food city.
Starting point is 00:22:03 You're not going to go wrong. That's not what I heard. Did you get any dungeon as crab? No, I didn't get any crab, yo. Went to a French restaurant. I love San Francisco. Any oysters? No oysters, no oysters.
Starting point is 00:22:18 Yeah, I did have an omelet with our dinner. We ordered a table omelet. With dinner? Yeah. A table omelet? He said it was one of the best things on the menu, so we're like, I guess we ordered a table omelet. With dinner? Yeah. A table omelet? He said it was one of the best things on the menu. So we're like, I guess we're ordering this omelet to split up between us before dinner.
Starting point is 00:22:30 Dylan's intrigued. How big is a table omelet? Size of a table? It was just a normal omelet. That would be hilarious if it was a size of a table. Just a normal omelet, had borsin cheese inside of it. You familiar with that? I just pictured four people eating off an omelet
Starting point is 00:22:41 when you say table omelet. Something about mass produced or mass cooked eggs. It typically will gross me out. No, this eating off an omelet when you say table omelet. Something about mass produced or mass cooked eggs, it typically will gross me out. No, this would be an omelet that you could eat alone, but we just made it into smaller portions. When you eat hard boiled eggs, Will, I don't know how often you do that, do you ever put, do you put anything on them?
Starting point is 00:22:57 Like let's say you made them at home, would you salt and pepper them? Salt and pepper. You know, he's raw dog in the slongs. Raw dog in slongs. Yeah, I didn't know that. But like putting salt and pepper on it just makes it taste like it takes something that already tastes good and it makes it into something that tastes amazing. I don't disagree that adding
Starting point is 00:23:14 either seasoning or like a brown mustard I talked about yesterday makes it taste better but when I for me a hard boiled omelet is just a quick gut filling protein play. What about like just some hot sauce? I'm sure that's great too. Like when I get done with my hard boiled, my slonk sashes, if you look over the sink, you can just see an outline of my arm and the slonk in my hand. And it's just like an outline with like salt and pepper around it in the sink. You just do it right. You just dump it right there in your hand. Real slonkers.
Starting point is 00:23:43 And then you... Yeah, real slonkers know that you just have to do it over the sink so you can get max coverage. I get it. Have you figured out what you're gonna tee off on 10 with? No, dude, I'm worried. Come on, man. I'm worried. I think we're gonna be seeing a lot of four iron out
Starting point is 00:23:55 of your boy this weekend. Wait, did you have Zaw? I did. Oh, hold on, Zaw Corp. It's a good segue as well. Oh, no. Yeah. So there's a pizza spot we used to go to when I was living there called Pizzeria Delfina.
Starting point is 00:24:06 I don't think it's like the most popular spot these days, but we went there before the show on Sunday and have to say, like, it still hits so good. What style of za is it? Wood fired, got some char on the crust. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, we got the prosciutto pie. You got the prosciutto. You understand? We also got a sausage-based pie. Yeah. We got the prosciutto pie. You got the prosciutto.
Starting point is 00:24:25 You understand? We also got a sausage based pie. Dylan. Had some roasted onions on there, some sweet red peppers. Well, this says za court on here, but of course, there's of course the vacation exemption was za. I don't know. He's been on probation though.
Starting point is 00:24:40 So I don't know if he gets his exemption. Yeah, so I got put on probation while you were in Nantucket or Cape Cod or wherever the fuck you went. Yeah. No, don't know if you. Yeah. So I got put on probation while you were in Nantucket or Cape Cod or wherever the fuck you went. Yeah. I heard, no, I heard all about that. Um, yeah. You know, did you ever put the sign in your yard? That was part of your, he's a, I avoided all schools. So you couldn't go with 500 yards of a pizza. Do the knock on your neighbor's door and say, Hey, by the way, I have to do this. But, uh, yeah, I'm not allowed to have a little bit.
Starting point is 00:25:01 by the way, I have to do this, but. Yeah, I'm not allowed to have any pizza for a little bit. Yeah, so as we know. That's a funny video. After eating way too much pizza a couple weekends ago, Dave and Randy were nice enough to just put me on probation. Dave was. That's generous. I wanted you to go to Zah Jail.
Starting point is 00:25:20 I was not happy. He wanted to send you to Zah Rehab. Yeah, I was calling for Zah long order. Get out the handcuffs, boys. I know, I was, he wanted to send you to Zah rehab. Get out the handcuffs boys. I know I was, I massively fucked up and I'm, I'm turning myself in. Jesus. Uh, you came not two days after he defender. I got a text and it said it was a, it was our friend's birthday and they wanted to go out to dinner real quick with the kids and celebrate a little bit. And, uh, the location that was thrown out was one home slice pizza where I had
Starting point is 00:25:48 spent all of my money the previous weekend, just eating pizza all weekend. In addition to a submarine sandwich. You're familiar with these submarine sandwiches? I've heard they're very good. I haven't had one yet. They're submarine sandwiches. The Italian apparently is just, is it the Italian? Yeah, it's probably, it's probably pound for pound the best sandwich in Austin.
Starting point is 00:26:04 Wow. Yeah. I'm not sure if That's so good. Yeah, it's probably pound for pound the best sandwich in Austin. Wow. Yeah. It's got the coffee color. I'm not sure if there's anything that competes with it. They hit it with the moths at the end, right? Well, I thought to myself, I thought to myself, I've wanted to try the meatball sub at this restaurant. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:18 Get to the restaurant. I have the full intent of obeying my probation. We ended up splitting up the meatball sub into quarters. Had a little nibble of that. I did a jailbreak. I went straight after it, dude. I went straight to the pizza and I ate like three pieces of pizza.
Starting point is 00:26:40 It's a disease. It's an addiction. It is a disease. You don't realize how addicted you are to it until you take a step back and you live your life without it for a little bit. You realize how much it alters your behaviors. How much it taints your interactions with people.
Starting point is 00:26:53 It's true, man. I kind of went through something similar with smelling salts. I'm still going through it. I mean, do you have any smelling salts for WTI? Um, let's get the boys buzzing. Like, I know you're, I know you're joking man right now, but like, that's not cool. We don't have any listeners that have like an adderall prescription that want to drop off some before Dave heads
Starting point is 00:27:10 out there, right? Can you imagine you and I when we're in our two-some and we're just like chest bumping. Dude, I die. I hit a four foot par putt and we just like fucking chest bump each other. I'm pretty sure I've never played golf on a. I did once on a bachelor party when I was
Starting point is 00:27:25 really hung over and someone handed me one and said, this will change things. And it did. I kind of wish I was just hung over because I was, I was just over reading pots and like sprinting to my ball. You're literally seeing the grid. Yeah. I felt like, I felt like I was playing Tiger Woods golf. Yes. Two this DeFries guy has been reading this putt for about eight minutes. Oh, the heartbeat when you hit a good shot. Yeah. I was going Camilo Vegegas on the greens. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:27:49 It was bad. That doesn't sound fun at all. No, it wasn't fun. It wasn't fun. To the people that need it, I'm sure it's great and it helps. To the people that don't, that abuse it for recreational purposes, I don't think it helps. So yeah, I need to take a little break from the za. I did have a Sunday slice or two. Never miss a slice. So it's going to be hard to avoid if it gets ordered to the house.
Starting point is 00:28:13 Hey, here's the hope and we don't have any slices in the next few days. If you know what I mean off of the T I mean, the golf golf course, the WTI, No, I get it. Golf, you reviewed. It's a it's a dude. We're having a taco burrito conversation. Nachos, buddy. Nachos. I'm not going on this trip. It's alright. Your time will come. I mean, we'll see. I hope so. Oh, man. Dylan, have you checked out the shows yet from this weekend? From the live streams that you bought on
Starting point is 00:28:44 Nugs? Yeah. Any highlights for you? I really liked it when they, they kicked it off with, I'm trying to come up with a fake song name. I don't know any of his songs, man. Sally, so I have a game that I play with our friend Ryan,
Starting point is 00:28:59 who's also going to WTI, where we try to guess the opener for every show. We each put in $5 a show. And if we don't get it, then that carries on to the next one. Yep. Like it. We let Sally choose on Sunday since we had a nice little pot going. We are like, you can choose one. She chose it. You're smoking. She got the whole pot. Yeah, we haven't been motor yet. But yeah, she she was on. What was the song?
Starting point is 00:29:26 Let the good times roll. Sally's favorite opener. The cars. It's a cover. It's a cover. Well, they're all covers. Cause Denny company is just a cover band. It is just a cover band.
Starting point is 00:29:36 They're just a cover band. Yeah. You know, that's all they are. How many original members besides Bob is, is he the only one? Two original members besides Bob is I wish I could have seen Sturgill. I wish I could have seen Billy String. So I didn't realize you, I didn't know you weren't seeing Sturgill. I was. Well, the reason we went out there wasn't just for the shows. We went to Napa slash Healdsburg on Saturday for some work obligations. It's quite the obligation when they force
Starting point is 00:30:18 you to drink wine. You know what I mean? And so we kind of had a different schedule going. And I was also prioritizing time with my sister. I hadn't seen her in a while. So we wanted to make sure we weren't just going, dragging her to shows that she didn't care about. You can't miss a Sunday show. No, you can't miss one dude. Like her review was glowing.
Starting point is 00:30:33 That's some shit Randy would do. I would never miss a Sunday show. You put off the vibe of a guy who might miss a show. I don't want to hear from you. I told you if you became a repeat offender, I was going to be quite upset. And there it is. You were too lenient.
Starting point is 00:30:44 What do you want me to do to him? You were too lenient. You were too lenient. That would have been a really good piece of merch for the Sunday Scaries podcast. Never miss a Sunday show. Just make it. Yeah, could be a merch play. Could just be a merch play. You understand it's a merch play.
Starting point is 00:30:57 Yeah, it's a merch play. Merchandise. Yeah, that's what it's sure for. Well, hell yeah. That's what it's sure for, dude. Yeah, dude. Well, look at that. I did that's what it's short for. Well, hell yeah. That's what it's short for dude. Yeah, dude. Well, look at that. I did see miles Teller.
Starting point is 00:31:08 Oh really? Top Gun Maverick. You talked to him? Y'all have a connection. No, didn't talk to him. He posted, uh, he wears your, your shirts. Yeah, he does. I saw him post a bunch of shirts.
Starting point is 00:31:19 Um, on Thursday, those shirts were, I was looking, I didn't think they were, but I was like, I wonder if Will's gonna link with models. No, I need to ask for some back. Yeah, saw him when we walked in, he was in a suite standing right above where we were. Coulda yelled to him, yo, Will, what up dude? Loved you at Top Gun. Dude, you were so good in that awkward moment.
Starting point is 00:31:42 You captured the bro nature of everything really well. He would love this podcast since it's very bro-y now. Dude, you were so good in that awkward moment. You captured the bro nature of everything really well. You would love this podcast since it's very bro-y now. Dude, you would. What's the movie with that Project X, right? He's in Project X. He plays himself, yeah. Yeah, he's in Project X. That's a house party movie?
Starting point is 00:31:56 Yeah. He plays himself? Yeah, he plays Miles Teller. Yeah, he plays Miles Teller, the college baseball. Yeah, he plays, yeah, he plays Miles Teller, the, the college baseball. Yeah. He plays, yeah. It's a short stuff for USC. I think his name is Miles Teller in the movie.
Starting point is 00:32:10 Yeah. That's so weird. Interesting. Yeah. Project X was our can't hardly wait. Speaking of generation. Yeah. My, I've been playing this project X shafts and my irons dude. Hell yeah. Yeah. Hell yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:22 And I'm hoping they served me well with a WTI. Well, I'm just gonna walk out. I gotta clean my irons up Dude, hell yeah. Yeah. Hell yeah. And I'm hoping they served me well with a WTI. I'm just gonna walk out. I gotta clean my irons up. Oh yeah. I might go live on. I gotta take a club out of my bag, Dave. What I'm thinking about putting my three iron back in the bag for this. Yeah, this course lends itself self to that will to free stinger. I gotta take one out. Well, you'll have club limits like, well, yeah, in golf, you have club limits. I mean, I know, but this is,
Starting point is 00:32:46 right, but this isn't like a PGA sanctioned tournament. It's regulated. This is about as close as I'll get in life to what we're dealing with here. Okay, tell me no one goes to and counts clubs and like make sure that everyone's on the up and up. Hey, man. Dave's going to now. Please. I will now, buddy.
Starting point is 00:33:01 I mean, if someone really screws us over, you might see Dave and I just counting like Karen's in the back. What's the max, 13, 12? 14. 14. Please. I will now buddy. I mean, if someone really screws us over, you might see Dave and I just counting like Karen's in the back. What's the max? 13, 12? 14. 14.
Starting point is 00:33:09 I don't know. 14. I'm going full Seve this week. I'm gonna be like mind games and like little tricks. Little tricks. Little tricks. Little tricks. You got no Seve?
Starting point is 00:33:20 Do you need a bar or anything on my bag? Like a sword or a mace or anything? I can lend you something. No, I'm good, man. Thank you. Yeah, I think I should be fine as well, dude. You don't need that. I think I should be okay.
Starting point is 00:33:30 My clubs get stolen, I borrow Randy's, I show up with full weaponry. Like, oh, yeah, you're back. I don't remember you bringing this last year. I need the wizard staff. Well, fun times. Fun times. Well, thank you guys for having me on. I need to go prepare for retail therapy as
Starting point is 00:33:47 well as get a couple other things done since my scheduling of this week was not a not the best. Hey, have fun at the WTI man. I mean, I'll talk to you like, hit him straight. I'll talk to you in like 30 minutes. Like I'm not like just leaving. Well, I'd like to talk about ADL today. Yeah, go subscribe to retail therapy recording this afternoon. We'll probably launch this episode a little early instead of Sunday. Oh, this guy wants to be more timely. I think. Yeah. I swear Dave, if you guys have pizza on this little golf trip you have, you
Starting point is 00:34:15 got to make sure that he doesn't have a. There's no, there's there's a Domino's night. There's a WTI exemption. And guess what? I'm eating it. That's premeditated. Hungry. No, they're, they're, they're moving me to a minimum security prison. Everything's fine. What was going to be in isolation? What was going to be in the hole? Okay.
Starting point is 00:34:36 Who's sleeping in the hole? Eating pizza crumbs off the floor. I'm going to just open up the little plate, little aluminum plate with some pizza. I'm excited for this fucking turd. Yeah, we know you are. Dude, Dylan's gonna be here with his fucking thumb up his butt, wonder what's going on. Is that what you're gonna do?
Starting point is 00:34:56 You'll find out on this weekend in fun, bud. Are you gonna do like Seth Rogen when he had to smuggle in the thing in the interview up his butt? Dude, I'm gonna be packing up my place for the move. So we are very different weekends. Randy should help him pack. Last time he had an employee help him pack.
Starting point is 00:35:13 He locked him in the back of a FedEx truck. So I think I'm good. Lock him in there. I mean, he got out. I also paid him like $250 to help me. Was it Brett? Did you sneaky traffic Brett? Yeah. I paid him a good chunk of change for that, for helping me. Wow, must be nice. But he probably did set you back.
Starting point is 00:35:30 He probably did feel obligated. What's the damage on? I just said about 250. On washed hunks moving services. Wow. Washed hunks. Okay, man. How much free marketing is college hunks gotten
Starting point is 00:35:41 from this very podcast? We haven't hired the hunks yet, but we're probably gonna hire the honks. You should hire the honks. Next time I move, which hopefully isn't for a while, I'm definitely hiring the hunks over the guys that I hired last time. The hunks do such a better job.
Starting point is 00:35:54 They do bleed on your stuff. Other than that, they're great. They did bleed on our stuff. And they're quite hunky as well. You should be shirtless when they get there just to out-hunk them. I bet you can't though. They're so hunky, they can defeat Camelo in a fight.
Starting point is 00:36:07 That's how hunky is. Oh yeah, that's right. He did say that he could have beat Canelo. Canelo. Did I say Camelo? Yeah. Camelo Anthony. Canelo.
Starting point is 00:36:17 There's no way that guy was beating Canelo. No, I don't think so man. No, I don't think he's beating Canelo. Pretty good turns out. Yeah, he's, I mean, he has been beaten, but like, I don't think the honk that bled on our stuff. He wasn't one of them. Mayweather took him down.
Starting point is 00:36:29 It's true. Mayweather was early in his career, extreme Joe Rogan voice. That's when it came out that Canelo slept in the same bed as his bodyguard every night. Really? His absolute boy. That's dope. Good for him. I'm seeing meme accounts use absolute boy a lot. That's something we were early on.
Starting point is 00:36:44 I think we were early on Absolute Boy. Yeah. How many of you were saying absolutes though? Probably not many. Not a lot of lutes and absos going down in the chat yet. We'll get there. It'll catch on. We'll get there.
Starting point is 00:36:59 All right. All right guys, thanks for having fun. To everyone in the comment section, I love you. Well, to freeze, ladies and gentlemen, I love you. Get out of here, dude. All right, guys. Thanks for popping on. Fun to everyone in the comments section. I love you. Well, DeFries, ladies and gentlemen. I love you. Get out of here, dude. All right, bye. There he goes.
Starting point is 00:37:13 Man, people in the chat have probably been wondering what I'm rocking today. What's Dave on? He's on some new-ish right now. It's poncho. Magic a shirt that feels like your favorite tee, but it's built for the outdoors and still looks sharp enough for a dinner out. That's the magic of poncho. Imagine a shirt that feels like your favorite tee, but it's built for the outdoors and still looks sharp enough for a dinner out.
Starting point is 00:37:27 That's the magic of poncho. I'm rocking this t-shirt and I'm gonna, you know what? I'm gonna do this live. Dylan, you continue with the read and I'm gonna show them the shirt. Okay. Cause the shirt, the front, yeah, obviously. I was in the middle of pulling up the shirt
Starting point is 00:37:38 that I got that I love so much. Wow. Imagine a shirt that feels like your favorite tee is built for the outdoors and still looks sharp enough for dinner out. That's the magic of poncho. Imagine your podcast host literally reading that 15 seconds ago. Is that what you just read? That's the only part I read.
Starting point is 00:37:55 Dude, I was looking for the shirt that I got. I was going to gas it up. I got the Western and I love the Western. All right. Look, you can wear it fishing, run ins, or to dinner. I wore it. I basically wore it all weekend because it's such a comfortable shirt. Um, but they've got everything. They got great hats, great t-shirts. Uh, what's our fate?
Starting point is 00:38:13 We like the denim one. We've got the long sleeve denim Pearl snap that we both have the same one. So it's a little bit awkward. I absolutely love the shirt so much. I don't know what kind of fabric they use, but it just feels good. The shirts are just extremely comfortable. I found the shirt that I want to talk about. It's called the Ventura.
Starting point is 00:38:29 Oh yeah. And it's, it's much like the Marfa, the light, the light blue denim one that we both have. Yes. Except it's sage and it's a heavier material. It's freaking dope. And I can't wait to wear it. It's going to look sick with my cowboy hat too. I'm just saying.
Starting point is 00:38:42 Poncho, they've put a ton of thoughtful details into their shirt. I've got the sunglasses loop by the chest pocket, holds your shades perfectly if you forget your croquis, which you probably do. You forgot all about your croquis. They've got the hidden zipper pocket that's big enough for your phone or stashing some cash. Now we've talked about this, the UPF 50 plus sun protection built into the fabric. Now we like the hoodie a lot. Oh my God. The lightweight hoodie that also has that.
Starting point is 00:39:08 I won't shut up about it. I wear it outside when I'm doing yard work. I just, I wear it to the gym. It's so comfortable. I wear it all the time or at the beach. Um, after I got a little too much sun through it all later in the afternoon. Mine is the warm sand color. So that's the one I have free shipping and free returns, free exchanges to make sure
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Starting point is 00:40:05 Dude, the Merle. Look at the Merle. I want the Merle. Mama tried. It's wheat colored. Wheat? Wheat colored with the pearls. Like our friend wheat?
Starting point is 00:40:14 Yeah, but it's also like wheat that grows out of the ground. I think that's what they're going for, not our friend wheat. Well, here's the thing. Oh man, I love him. That guy is an absolute character. I've talked to him like five times a year. God, he's one of my Oh man, I love him. That guy is an absolute character. I talked to him like five times a year. God, he's one of my favorite people.
Starting point is 00:40:26 He's great. Here's a fun thing. It's a movie review, but it's not one of Dave's. What? Let's just do that now. Do you have a cum drop, Randy? We do have a cum drop. Like a gum drop, but it's not, it's cum instead.
Starting point is 00:40:43 Don't you, are you ready for this? This shows that I think, uh, Tillon has never listened to the, the CUM with you. You and Adam, dude, that was a good show. You ready for this? Do not come. Okay. Do not come. I'm gonna come. Dude, that's one of my favorite videos of all time.
Starting point is 00:41:06 I absolutely love it. Of course, calm means the cinematic universe of Marvel, if I'm not mistaken. Yes. Last night, I took Parks to watch Fantastic Four. Oh, you went to the theater. I went to the theater.
Starting point is 00:41:21 Of course you did. I didn't even put that together. And I gotta say, great movie. So does it stick to canon? I don't know. I'm unfamiliar with the Fantastic Four's backstory, to be honest. I knew very little about it.
Starting point is 00:41:37 So in- Dem. I never understood this. I knew you were a big fan, not of all Marvel, but of Fantastic Four, because they used to call you Fantastic Four in college, or the girls did. They did, yeah. I can't remember why though.
Starting point is 00:41:47 Do you remember why? I don't know. I don't either. Also, you're in Fortnite too. They have a lot of Fantastic Four skins right now too, if you wanted to get some. They have Fantastic Four skins? Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:41:58 Okay. That's weird. What makes them so fantastic? Well, it's the skins for the Fantastic Four. Oh, okay. Oh, that's weird. Why, what makes them so fantastic? Well, it's the skins for the fantastic floor. Oh, okay. Oh, that makes more sense. Okay. This is Pedro Pascall.
Starting point is 00:42:10 Pedro Pascall of Vanessa Kirby. Of course, they've been in a- Cousin from the bear. They've been in the news a little bit lately for being- Little handsy. Little handsy. Some people have noted that he might be just,
Starting point is 00:42:22 he might be gay. He might be. And that's why they're so handsy. He might be gay. And it's why they're so handsy and it's not weird because she's married with a kid. Also the actor from, he's in the second Gladiator movie. He plays one of the, like the creepy. The twin emperors? Yes, one of the emperors. He was also the guy in the most recent Stranger Things.
Starting point is 00:42:43 Yes, which Parks knows. Parks is like, I really, Parks is most recent Stranger Things. Yes, which Parks knows. Parks is like, I really, Parks is super into Stranger Things right now. So he loves this actor. And it's just a really fun, really awesome movie. I really enjoyed it. Parks said it's his favorite movie he's ever seen. Oh, really?
Starting point is 00:42:59 This is coming from a 10 year old who hasn't, you know, he has seen quite a bit of movies, but he just watched Superman, loved Superman and said this one's better. Okay, good. Has he has seen quite a bit of movies, but he just watched Superman, loved Superman, he said this one's better. Okay, good. Has he ever seen Godfather 2? Has he seen The Last of Mohicans? He hasn't seen either one of those movies, no.
Starting point is 00:43:12 Has he seen The Interview? Dude, I wanna show him The Interview, but it's way too adult for him. Can you break down the stink dick scene? I don't think he'd be on board with that. Rainey and I are gonna shut up and we just want you to start to finish. Just give us like a, a plot description. Don't spoil.
Starting point is 00:43:35 No spoilers. Um, so basically the fantastic four, um, who they they're established as this, you know, superhero, uh, quartet, if you will. And Vanessa Kirby's character, she plays, what's the name of her name? Invisible Woman. Invisible Woman, yeah, her name is Sue in the movie. I've been ghosted by a few of them in my day. So she and Mr. Fantastic played by Pedro Pascall,
Starting point is 00:43:58 who's the stretchy guy that's his super power. Is he bendy? Extremely. Exactly. Extremely. They have a, she gets pregnant, it's his super power. Is he bendy? Extremely. Exactly. Extremely. They have a, she gets pregnant. It's his. So they have a new, a baby's on the way.
Starting point is 00:44:10 Do they show it? The baby or the? The sex scene. The conception night? They did not show the conception. Oh, like was he using his super powers? It's for kids, it's a kid friendly. Oh yeah, yeah, my bad, my bad.
Starting point is 00:44:24 And when she is pregnant, that triggers a visit from the silver surfer. Who represents Galactus is that he's a villain in the movie Galactus, the consumer of worlds. Hungry. He eats, he eats planets. Does it show how he does it? No, he eats planets as he has an insatiable he eats planets. Does it show how he does it? No, he eats planets. He has, he's insatiable hunger for planets. It's planet eaten season. It's planet eaten season. And they have to save the world.
Starting point is 00:44:56 And there's some dope space travel in the movie. Damn. Super dope space travel. So if it sticks to Cannon, then he would have eaten Uranus, right? I don't think he ate Uranus. I think they ate a lot of planets in different solar systems Yeah, but but they they chose earth as the next as the next feeding ground for I get it Galactus we got a lot of weird shit going on here. And again, I don't want to give too much away But Galactus is like either I eat earth or you give
Starting point is 00:45:26 me your baby. Because he thinks the baby has supernatural powers. He's been doing this for billions of years, Galactus that is, and he wants the baby of Mr. Fantastic and Invisible Woman to replace him so he can rest, basically. He has the same plot line as Fat Bastard. He just wants to eat babies. Okay. I don't think he wants to eat the baby. He doesn't want to eat the baby.
Starting point is 00:45:58 He wants the baby to replace him. He's not eating the baby. But they- Don't you understand? So they're faced with the choice of sacrificing the baby to save the world. And they're like, we're not doing that. We're gonna fight you. And then they have to come up with a plan
Starting point is 00:46:10 to save the world. There's a teleportation play in here. It's so good, go see the movie. It's really, really good. Any levitation? Dua Lipa? Well, the flame, what's the flame guy name? What's his name? That is Johnny Well, the flame, what's the flame guy name? What's his name?
Starting point is 00:46:25 That is Johnny Storm, the human torch. The human torch. He can, he flies. He straight up flies. Yeah, he's, he's a cool character. Are there, don't spoil it, but are there any like Marvel cameos where you're like, oh, there's fucking, uh, that guy. So there's a post credit scene.
Starting point is 00:46:42 Oh, hell yeah. Classic Marvel. I can steam on that for a little bit. A very notable villain appears in the post credit scene. That's all I want to say. Marvel movies have ruined movies for me in general now because I will always think that what if there's a post credit scene? Like when you said sinners had a post credit scenes, like movies have just made it like you have to sit through all the credits in the movie theater. Now we, um, like credit starts to roll and like, all right, parks, let's get out of here, man.
Starting point is 00:47:13 That was the movie was dope. He goes, no, no, there's a post credit scene, dad. No. Yeah. So we sat there. Sure enough, there was, it was very short, very brief little scene and, um, yeah, I, I'd imagine a Fantastic Four 2 will be on the way at some point.
Starting point is 00:47:29 It's very good. Raina, you'll like it. Dave, you'll like it. I think I'm in a weird spot right now where this hasn't happened in a long time, where there's three movies in the theaters right now that I wanna go see. Superman, which I'll probably go see this week,
Starting point is 00:47:41 Fantastic Four, Naked Gun. Like that's happened in a long time. I wanna see Naked Gun too. I wanna go to probably go see this week. Fantastic Four and Naked Gun. Like that's, that doesn't happen in a long time. I wanna see Naked Gun too. I wanna go to the theaters like this much. I give it two thumbs up. It's just a really good movie. Okay. That's one I'll see streaming.
Starting point is 00:47:55 Yeah. But, okay. Yeah. Parks is going to see it again today actually, with his mom. Oh, he's doubling down? With his mom and step dad. Double down.
Starting point is 00:48:03 You know Parks, always doubling down. Yeah. He's he's a big moviegoer, man. Parks loves a loves a flick. Do you have any food? popcorn? beers? Diet Pepsi? DP. Nice. I'm not a I'm not a beer and theater guy. Pepsi products only huh? At regal. They only have Pepsi. That's right. Interesting. I heard someone at thunder cloud subs yesterday when I was picking up my subs. She was like, youal, they only have Pepsi products. That's right. Interesting. Yeah. I heard someone at ThunderCloud subs yesterday when I was picking up my subs, she was like,
Starting point is 00:48:28 you know, they're getting her sandwich made and she asked, she's like, are you guys still exclusively Pepsi products? Or she asked that and I was just like, it's just like a weird, I don't know. I mean, like typically it's not going to be something that I care enough about to ask. Yeah. Or I'll glare over at the fountain machine and they'll have like a giant Coca-Cola logo or Pepsi. It is a mark against you
Starting point is 00:48:51 when you're a Pepsi product company. What's up with that? They get paid by Pepsi. I mean, Pepsi is like, they make them a sweetheart deal to get their products in there. Because Taco Bell is Pepsi, right? But Pepsi is Mountain Dew. So if you're gonna do that,
Starting point is 00:49:06 you have to have your own type of drink like Baja Blast. Yeah. No, you're right. Any other questions about the movie? No, because I don't like everything I'm gonna ask is gonna spoil it for people and myself. And I am go, this will be the first new Marvel movie I've seen in a long time. So they try to, this is not really much of a spoiler, but it's very super minor.
Starting point is 00:49:28 They try to move the earth to a different part of the universe via teleportation. To get away from- To hide, to basically hide earth from Galactus. By the way, Galactus is huge. This big guy. Think like, like 10 Godzilla's. Good villain? Not 10, five Godzilla's. Like a good villain, like a cool villain?
Starting point is 00:49:53 Like you're like, damn. You've probably seen Galactus before. He's very recognizable. Like he's the guy with like the big purple like kind of T helmet. You've definitely seen an image of him in the past. And where does Silver Surfer I'm sorry come into this. He works for him. Silver Surfer works for Galactus. See back his. She's like his scout. She she scouts
Starting point is 00:50:17 planets for him to consume. Okay. She like a contract employer. She full time like W2 status full class. That's collect. That's what galactic head looks like. That's fucking gnarly. Dude, he's massive. He's like the size of the burst. Khalifa. You know, a planet hate to see him. The burst Khalifa. The what? He's like the size of the burst Khalifa. Oh, wow. Okay. You know, I'm talking about black and yellow. As Wiz Khalifa, that's Wiz Khalifa. Burj Khalifa is the one that slapped Dylan.
Starting point is 00:50:46 Unrelated to Mia. It's the tallest building in the world. For now, there's actually one in Saudi Arabia that's gonna be bigger. What's the one in Austin that's about to be huge? It just became the largest because they finally built it up to a certain height. It just became the largest building in Texas.
Starting point is 00:50:59 It's too big. I think it's the water line. It's too big. Yeah, the water line. I'm not a fan of tall buildings. I like them. I like them. About 13 stories. Yeah. Yeah, that's my wheelhouse. That's not the number you want. Yeah, that's true. 12 or 14. Say 14. We'll say 14. Yeah. All right. Um,
Starting point is 00:51:19 yeah, I will go see it. I will see Superman. I will see Fantastic Four and naked gun. I've heard good things of Naked Gun. And I'm- Yeah, you know what? It's a good movie. We're in a good movie. Even though Fantastic Four apparently has had a big drop-off on like box office week to week,
Starting point is 00:51:34 everything I've heard is positive. Yeah, people are just looking to shit on it, right? Someone was like, oh, it only made $30 million after making 150 last week. I don't know. That doesn't matter to me. All matters is people are saying it's fun. So I will see it. So I went to the gym a couple days ago and I hadn't done this in a while. Typically I mix it up. I'll usually have one
Starting point is 00:52:00 item of row back on usually the cap or the shirt. I was shorts. I was shirt and I was cap. Dude, it's easy to do. I was row backed out. People were probably looking at me like, all right, so who is this guy? I put on one thing a row back every day, at least one every day, every single day. Me too. Whether it's like when I'm just at home chilling, like the comfortable shirt, hang out at night in or going to the gym or coming to work. So basically what I'm saying is very versatile. I'm going to be packing some of these work. So basically what I'm saying is it's very versatile. I'm gonna be packing some of these for the WTI. You may have heard of it.
Starting point is 00:52:28 Got to. The Polos are great. They've got the university, the official licensed Polos for a ton of colleges. You've got maybe more than one Texas one. I've got a UT hoodie. I've got an SMU hoodie. I've got a Baylor Polo.
Starting point is 00:52:43 I've got all sorts of stuff. They've got Texas edition ones. I've got the blue bonnet ones. They've got an SMU hoodie. I've got a Baylor Polo. I've got all sorts of stuff. They've got Texas edition ones. I've got the blue bonnet ones. They've got everything. We love row back good joggers, swim trunks, gym shorts, all of it, man. That stuff's great. Use code washed 20 and that gets you 20% off at checkout. One time use code one time load the card up. Us loaded up right now. It makes a great gift. It's just it's stuff you'll wear. It's awesome. People like I said, when I rock it at the gym, people are like, oh, is this guy like a golfer? Loaded up right now. It makes a great gift. It's just it's stuff you'll wear. It's awesome people
Starting point is 00:53:05 Like I said when I rock it at the gym people are like, oh, he's this guy like a golfer Is he like a retired athlete? Who is this guy? And then I just I'm just a podcaster man. It's just Dave the podcast It's just me. I'm just guy likes rollback. Oh You want to talk Ditos Ditos I Oh, you want to talk DDoS? DDoS. I just won't be able to stop throwing dildos onto the court of the WNBA games. WNBA has a dildo problem.
Starting point is 00:53:33 I want y'all to stop doing that. That's not funny, it's dangerous, and it's just mean. By the way, there are now betting odds. That's not cool. Yeah. Why are they doing that? And someone pointed out, okay, so. Wait, what are the bet? Wait, what can you bet, like color? Which color the next dildo will be that's thrown onto a WNBA
Starting point is 00:53:49 court and blue is plus 1400. I saw someone be like, why can't you just buy a ticket to a WNBA game? Bring a blue dildo max bet the blue dildo and just collect. I mean, you can. You could do that. You could do that. You do that. You should go to jail. Obviously you shouldn't throw projectiles of any kind onto the basketball court. Sure. It's just me. Why do people pick on the WNBA? I don't know. Like it's fine. Like I get, you know, you can make some jokes. It's fun to joke about every league, but throwing dildos a little far. Don't throw dildos. Don't throw dildos. I wouldn't show up to your place of work and throw a pocket P at you. Dylan.
Starting point is 00:54:31 Yeah. You probably won't do that. I wouldn't do that because I work at the same place as you. That would be weird. They even fit in a pocket pocket piece. Yeah. Can you fit them in a pocket? Probably a cargo short. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:40 Got me a pretty big pocket. Yeah. You'd be, I've never owned one. They can do with technology these days. Never owned one. You've never owned one. No. That's the thing about-
Starting point is 00:54:49 Y'all gotta stop doing that. Yeah. How many, how many times has this happened? I've only seen the one. Twice. Twice. Okay. Not good behavior, Randy. You know how copycat people get like, oh, this guy, you know, fucking losers. Did any of them like stick on the floor
Starting point is 00:55:05 with the suction cup and like actually stay up? Cause that'd be kind of funny. People like do the, the, the bottle flip. Yeah. And it lands and it's just. It sticks to the backboard. Have you? All right.
Starting point is 00:55:17 Okay. There are videos of people going to like businesses and doing that. It's pretty funny. Slam next slam dunk contest. You stick one up there somebody's puts one out there and part of their dunk is they get so high and they that's sorry pretty funny. I was at a party in high school with my buddy's place it was actually like his graduation party.
Starting point is 00:55:43 He made the mistake of inviting this kid from the golf team that was younger. And the kid knew he had the, our friend had a pocket pee. He went and got it out of the room, walked out in the living room, and just threw it up on the ceiling in the middle of the party,
Starting point is 00:56:00 and it just stuck there. Pocket pee? Yeah. Come on, man. It was like the pencils in the tiles of the party and it just stuck there. A pocket pee? Yeah. Come on, man. It was like the pencils in the tiles at school. Yeah, but it stuck because it was sticky and it just, and like, nobody really saw him, like we saw him do it, but nobody else did.
Starting point is 00:56:16 So the whole night we're just watching it to see like as it slowly. Till it falls. Yeah. In retrospect, not a cool thing to do as there were adults there. Oh, there were adults? Yeah, it wasn't just like a party.
Starting point is 00:56:29 Yeah, it wasn't a party of just friends. That would be way like, that wouldn't be that big of a deal. It's like, okay, weird, but okay. There was adult, I guess parents were there. My parents were probably there. Okay, that makes that significantly less fun. What a shithead.
Starting point is 00:56:45 I always thought it'd be funny to like 3D print little like mini dildos that have suction cups and just like put them on your friends, like car windows or something like that. You've always thought that? Not always, but it'd be a funny little prank. Just mini dildos. It's something he's always thinking about.
Starting point is 00:57:01 Like, Randy, what do you think about over there, buddy? You look deep in thought. Well, here's the thing. Imagine you get, I make mini dildos and I stick them on my friend's vehicles. Yeah. That's the shit he's just thinking about always. It's basically the truck nut situation. Yeah, it is. But I'd rather, I'd rather someone truck nut me than, than windshield dildo.
Starting point is 00:57:21 Don't say truck nut me. Oh man. Oh, man. Well, that's a fun show. That was a good one. We done. We're done. Look at under an hour. How about that? The great show. Teacher Week rolls on clear the lists. Going to continue posting, like and subscribe.
Starting point is 00:57:40 Do I'll do the send off for any. Yes. Make sure you like and subscribe for all the people that I've been asking about alerts. If you hit the bell on YouTube, there should be a little bell down there. They'll give you a notification to let you know, like, Hey, we're about to go live and stuff. So like subscribe, comment on this video too. Not just in the chat, you know, help us get that algorithm, help us get this thing. Go, go, go, go. What?
Starting point is 00:58:02 You know what I'm saying, Dave? Hell yeah. Yeah. Go, go, go, go. One is a thing. Way'm saying, Dave? Hell yeah. Yeah. Go, go, go, go. And there's a thing. Way to go, Randy. We got Danny regs on Dan register, Dan register from Delco. He's going to be on tomorrow. Sitting next to you. How does that make you feel? I'm not, I don't know, man. I'm going to have to hit shoulders. I think before he gets here. Yeah, you better hit that and it'll explode. The lighting in here makes me look so tan.
Starting point is 00:58:24 It does. Sunkist? I mean, I'm not not tan, but geez. I just look the same. I'm looking at the live show right now. Oh, hey, tomorrow we're going to do, um, tomorrow we're going to read, um, the tweet prompt we did the, um, circling back lore. We've gotten a really, a good amount of responses on Twitter from that. Like say a piece of circling back lore about yourself. Oh yeah. Those have been really funny.
Starting point is 00:58:52 Man. I wanna read some of those. It warms my heart to know how many couples have come together because of us. Yeah. What were you saying before the show? Pretty freaking awesome. I don't know what pre-monocta is, but you were saying something about how like,
Starting point is 00:59:03 Yeah. Because you had a part of me. I've asserted pre-monocta quite a few times. Oh, you have? Wow. Yeah. Yeah. We'll talk about it tomorrow with Dan. Okay. Can't wait. Bye.
Starting point is 00:59:14 Bye. Thanks for watching guys!

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