Circling Back - Tiger, Casino Butter, & Bit Madness Championship | Circling Back 3-30-26

Episode Date: March 30, 2026

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All right. All right. All right. We're back. Circling Back podcast. Monday morning. My name is Dave. Hello. Do you think I'm a little dressed up today?

Well, I'm not. This is just kind of what I've been putting on lately. My poncho. That's just that issue you been on. It's just kind of my vibe. Damn, dog. It's my go-to shirt. That's your, just,

simply fucks real hot. I bring it out because I honestly when I put it on today I was like I bet Dylan's wearing the same shirt today no but you're not I'm not no I should have because it looks it looks possibly better on me than yours looks on you believe it or not a jerk I don't know Dave I think you look scrummed what a jerk sounds like someone's big mad after a big loss not at all actually a big loss Randy Trebek is here hi Dave Let's see you today wearing your Purdue shirt. Yeah, speaking of big losses.

I'm in, I'm in morning right now, but shout's to the slam you guys. It's like 11 a.m. It's all morning. Okay. Not on the East Coast. But Purdue lost, but shout us to slam you. A couple backers. Brandon Smith, all-time assist leader that probably will never actually ever get broken.

Someone broke it down. What's next for him? Someone's going to break it. He might go Euro League or just go be an accountant. Well, we know he can't add to it anymore in this tournament Because Purdue has been a limit I'm sorry, that's not nice at all. I really am sorry.

They already apologize to you about your Boilomakers. I watched a video and a guy like broke it down that the amount of games he played was enough for five full seasons and to be able to do that you have to one in this age Like not be good enough to go to the NBA or transfer like I guess not you could transfer schools all time But like not be good enough to NBA play enough and play enough games that you're like playing a full five seasons

and average seven assists per a game four or five seasons. So it's like... You follow him? Yeah. You see what he's saying there? He's not very swaggy on the court. He's got those like leg sleeves,

a dark leg sleeves. He don't like that look? Looks like a mailman a little bit. Mailman actually did quite well in the NBA. Right. Of course you're talking about Carl Malone. Other aspects of life, not so much. Right.

Yeah. He's a baller, though. I'll give it to all. The guy providing the sports analysis is Dylan Shivery. If you guys were to fly out at 6.20 in the morning, what time would you get to the airport, considering the TSA situation? Straight up, I think I'd get there like 3 a.m.

I was going to say 4. I must be lonely. They're still recommending three hours. That's ridiculous. Dude, let's get up at 2. to like get ready and hit out the dough why don't you just go camp out that's a that seems like a terrible idea

no offense I'm not just sleeping my bed more like nap in my bed why don't you why don't you just watch a movie at like 7 o'clock tonight and you'll be out for a good couple hours yeah fine that's a good idea dude find like a movie that

you know has a lot of Oscar buzz and actually ends up winning the Oscar and just start watching it and fall asleep very quickly. I'm tired of attempting to watch that movie, which I'm sure is really good. I just can't. They're just any movie, really. I can't get through it.

You and Skip? Skip. It was Skip. It's not me. I don't have the opinion that Skip has. Skip had the same opinion. He said he made it like 40 minutes and he quit. Yeah.

I bet I'm sure like Ben Shapiro had the same opinion. Don't put me in the same group with those fucking. turds probably like Andrew Tate. Yeah, your boy Tate. Tate dog is what you call him. Andrew Tate this morning said You're always locked in on him. Dude, he said your girlfriend is

more attracted to me than she has to you because I'm rich and famous. Good news is I don't want your girlfriend. That's great news. Man, I was concerned. Jokes on him. I broke things off my girlfriend weeks ago. Wow. Good. Really? I'm sure Alyssa appreciates that.

Yeah, I heard that she got married. over the weekend. Oh yeah, your girl. You said that y'all can't hang as much as used to do that. Hang. Got any more funny jokes? Yeah. I hope so.

It's a comedy podcast. Yeah, I hope so too. Oh, man. Fun times. Fun times in Austin, guys. I do follow him. Why do you get so many Andrew Tate updates? Of course, I don't follow Andrew Tate.

Okay, but you do... He hits my 4U tab, dude. All those idiots do. Why is that? Got Fuentes on there? I don't know. Damn, mine's not good. I don't want to share what mine is, but it's definitely not that.

Mine's more like... My 4U tab just rage baits me all day long. It's really annoying. I don't go on Twitter. I typically just listen to rage. I don't really do that. I was trying to do a line from a rage song. Of course you were.

What's that something in the name of? Killing in the name. Killing in the name of. Dylan in the name of rhyme. That's good. I play on his name. I like it. Sick.

Very sick. Dude, they were just raging against the machine. Yeah, it were, man. They really were. We should make a shirt that says like rage against the copy machine. Hold on. Fun fact. That's got legs.

I sold 20 of them. That's got legs. In 2014. Probably earlier than that, honestly. Not a bad shirt. I mean, misguided in some ways, but it's a funny concept. I'm sure somehow it's going to use the same thing and sell like a million of them soon. Maybe work,

retire guy, die. I was going to say work retired guy. Yeah. Yeah. Somebody. I think he's on that Friday beers now. On that block.

They still got copy machines in offices? I assume so. Yeah. They probably have copy machine. I feel like every doctor's office you go in has, like all the tech is from like 20 years ago. go. No offense. Not you, but just everybody. Hey, none taken.

Copy machines are a total beating. Making copies. Making copies. The Dillmeister. Don't probably scan his butt. Wait, is that Rob Schneider? It is.

It is. It's a reference from about, I don't know, 25 years ago. Rob Schneider and getting some heat on the T.O. This, why? He wants to bring back the draft. which is an interesting thing for someone who has never served to to share

Rob Schneider is an army recruiter that's pretty good Randy you're bringing the comedy he got he got stuffed in a locker what was his reasoning freedom isn't free David there's a hefty fee well he thinks you don't have to worry about it he thinks all American males starting at age 18 should serve a minimum two years in the

military Very Korean of them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I don't really know, ma'am. He had a lot of dissenting opinions. What about, what about middle-aged males? What, like 41-year-olds?

I was thinking like 44-year-olds. Well, that's not me. I have a similar opinion, but it's not serving in the military. I do think every person should at least do one year of retail or food service. It's not like the military at all. No, but I'm just saying so that we don't have these. people that are just fucking assholes to a service workers and stuff i don't think you should be forced to work at subway yeah you should for at least one year it's just the boom it's just the boomers

yeah that are bad to i don't know it's some people it doesn't even not extends past the i feel like there's a lot of people who are not assholes they are just not friendly but my my dad is not an asshole to service people but he has he has a poor rapport yeah that's that's a lot of it yeah whereas like I like going, I want to have a good report with the service person. I really appreciate service, service people. You'd love to get serviced. Yeah, I do. Whereas me, or where's like boomers in general, I mean, no, that's just, that's not true.

Because, like, dad's like, they'll go out of their way. They'll try to be funny. But there's some people who just are like, it's transactional. It's like, this is what I want. And there's not going to be any banter. And that can be, come off as like, that guy was kind of a D head. but it's not necessarily. Now there are some people who are very dismissive.

Like I've seen someone recently. They're like, you know, they don't even look at the person. They're just like, yeah, this is what I want. Yeah. I'm like, you can make eye contact. I feel like I've gone on the whole other end of the spectrum because of, you know, boomers always being like, or whatever that like when I'm getting really shitty, shitty service,

like I don't say anything about it. But like when there's like, we've been sitting down for like 40 minutes and not a single person has come and check like taking our order. Like I should be able to be like, can you get a manager like this is ridiculous but I don't. I don't because I'm so scarred from the whole boomer generation being mad about any little thing.

Man. It's like, hey, can you get off your phone and maybe like take our order? Oh, Randall. Cairn, Randy. I want to be a Karen. It's just I'm not because I'm too nice. Trending that way. Maybe I'll start being. Maybe I'll start being. Why don't you get the big announcement for Patreon?

Big and I mean, we've talked about it a lot, but do you know it? Do you get it? Do you know it tomorrow, the return. We are recording it this afternoon. I'm sorry. I'm new here. I found you guys through a daily caller article.

What does that mean? They do a feature on us? They did embed one of my tweets of like eight years ago. Oh. It was not golf. I bet it was an awesome tweet. I tend to do well with golf tweets. Do you know?

It's like a freaking cheat code. Do you know it is a game show podcast hosted by me on Patreon where these guys answer some trivia and some music and have a lot of fun, a lot of raidingness too when you do it to a scale. I'm glad I were recording one day so I could be here in order to produce the show. Yeah. I went back and Dylan, Dylan had lost. Oh. But I do think you like producing because it makes you feel like it.

No, it is fun. I'd rather participate and get embarrassed when it comes to the music section, but I do like to produce as well. I think all Americans should have to do a year of podcast production, just to like totally understand. Just to appreciate the hard job. Yeah, like to understand why there's like wires everywhere you look. Like, you know, things like that. Well, here's the thing. Witty Lou in the chat said, just had lunch with my first grader and he told me that the fourth graders have their own podcast room at school.

What you guys think about that? I bet they're not very good. Oh, no. Tell me podcasting isn't going to be like a subject, like an elective you can choose. I bet it already is. Probably so, man. Bro, you should teach it. You'd be a good teacher.

You'd be kind of the cool teacher. I'm good with kids. I could be the cool teacher who there's rumors about. Or just being fucking awesome all the time. Yeah. Like you're coming in and hungover and stuff. Yeah. I think Mr. Shivory fucking parties, dude.

I'd be like, yes, right? I think I heard Mr. Shivery dry heaving in the handicapped stall. He must have fucking got into a Ripper last night. It's fucking sick. Check it out. Check out the Patreon. Had a lot of good content on there. A lot.

Very excited. I think I got a good one for you guys this afternoon. So tune in tomorrow. I might actually just let a rip in the morning if I get it all edited out. Oh. We'll see. A little morning Ripper? We'll see.

We'll see. A morning. rip sash or you're looking for some content to fill the time go check out our substack wash dot substack dot com jobs every friday it's in your inbox boom yes yes can open it up to see some blogs there and be like whoa yeah this is good i like to read we used to blog professionally in some capacity and then today oh man we did this just let's just get to it got such a big such a huge show i didn't realize i didn't wake up today thinking it's championship day but now i got in and i was like, oh my God.

Dude, I'm glad I dressed up. Casino butter and Bit Madness Championship on the same day. Yeah, I think you guys are for a treat. Oh, some of y'all, some of y'all put the casino butter directly on the stone and it shows. That's all I can tell you. Let's recap our weekend of fun. Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening.

I like to turn up. Bro, there's a crazy event happening. We had the party and it was lit. I got yelled at by a prostitute. Let's just go have fun. I'm going to. Little more trials. Let's go.

This weekend and fun. A recap presented by Roeback. Roeback. Don't, don't know. Been wearing the socks. I got a pair of gray socks from them. And they're like the perfect length. I've been fucking what they're supposed to.

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I got shell some for... A gift. If you can't find a polo that you like on there, then you don't, you don't like polos. Yeah, if you went to Purdue, it turns out there's like 14 items made just for you. And Randy has all of them. Yes. I have four items. That's a lot of Purdue stuff.

I know. I'm very happy. They hooked me up for sure. And they are great up. They have it. I think it's called the all day athletic short has a liner. They're freaking awesome. To be worn all day. They're freaking awesome.

They're probably my favorite athletic short. right now. Like, everybody knows the polos, but don't sleep on the hoodies. All sorts. Every day I wake up and I've got a new item. What are they doing over there? Lutes 20-0. One-time use code.

Load the card up. Load it up. It's springtime. Load it up. Don't be an idiot. You're not going to be taken seriously unless you load the card up. Exactly. That's all I'm telling you.

Randall. You want to hear about my weekend? That's the segment. To be honest, not much. Bleak alert. It was bleak. I had to do some. A little bit of this.

A little bit of this? You smoking dope, dog? I wish. To be honest, I had a work over the weekend. I had to do a lot of stuff around the house. I got a little bit of sun tanning in. That was about the highlight of my weekend. That was about it.

Bleak. Yikes. I did. Do you go to a pool? What did you do? I mean, I laid out next to my pool for a little bit. I did get the H-EB shrimp boil. I sent you a picture of it.

Yeah, pretty good, huh? Yeah, decent. Like, spice is good. I mean, it's not like a gourmet thing, but I enjoyed it. They do that at our HB. I don't know if they do it at all H-EBs, but they definitely do it at ours, where they just on Saturdays and Sundays during the spring season.

Just do a little crawfish boil where you can just order a little bit of shrimp plate. Yeah. Crawfish boil. Crawfish. I haven't a day crawfish this year. May or may not. I don't know. I got the shrimp because, I mean, crawfish is fine.

I enjoy the event more than the food. And that's usually what everyone says. Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crawfish event happening. I like the mushrooms and the potatoes. I like the crawfish. Boatish. Boil them mash them stick them to stew.

I want my thumbs to have like little cuts all over them at the end of the day because I've just been just peeling, though. for hours. Dude, I can see you throwing slonks in the boil. Yeah, that'd be good, dude. They're like, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. They're like pulling them out. Guy dumps them on the table.

Like, why are there eggs in there? And you're like, oh, those are mine. Nope, nope. A little Cajun slonker. Got Dylan, Dylan in front of that pot. Just, just boiling them out. It's in our form.

I love the noise that a crawfish pot makes. Just a, it's awesome. You like that? Oh, I do. I love it. He loves it. But yeah, pretty bleak. Okay.

I'll let Dylan go last. Hey, you know what I did today? I dropped my kid off at his daycare or whatever. And I was leaving and there's like double doors and they're locked. You know, you get into our code. And I was like, there was like a window. I typically will open it. There's like a parent coming in.

I'll open it and like hold it for him so they don't have to do it. And mom with kids. And I look out the window. and I'm making eye contact with the lady. And I like gently push the door open. I just opened it right into her like five year old. I fucking smoked him, dude. And I was like, oh, eh, oh.

And I gave him like, are you okay, buddy? Aw. He was fine. But. So you get for being a gentleman. Yeah. I feel like she was not happy with me. And she shouldn't be.

But it really, I couldn't see him. She's trying to be nice. He was standing in the no stand spot. There's a spot with those kind of doors. You don't stand. He's five. He doesn't realize what's going on. Well, he should lock it up.

Anyway, let's see. Thursday, man, we had big, big T-ball weekend. We tied both games. We tied both games. That happens typically. There's a five-run limit. You're rarely going to get three outs. A lot of defense.

Although, I will say, the Cubbies are, we're getting outs. We're getting a lot more outs than we did last year, which is very positive. I think Alyssa posted a video of him just absolutely ripping one to left field. He's elevating the ball now. And he's pulling the ball. Yeah.

He had this thing where he was lining up weird. He kept hitting these like kind of weak cue shots, cue shots down the first base line. You don't want that. Now. And now like we got him and he's hitting the ball. And he runs the bases really well. He runs through first,

which I just, I love somebody who just does, you know, a kid who learns that like, I'm like, dude, that's going to serve you well. You know the rule. You can run as fast as you can. You touch the base. You keep running.

You have to slow down. It's a great deal. Had to get on Parks' team last season who would run through second base. That's a problem. And then got thrown out, got tagged out a few times. Like, you've got to stop to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's that's a problem.

Yeah. We've had a little bit of that. But no, it's, it's been fun. Got a serial friend, Nick, Bravo. This kid was on the other team. It was a lot of fun. Enjoying the T-ball in, like, great weather. It was borderline, like, I was wearing, like, a hoodie Saturday morning.

It was excellent weather. Don't get used to it. But Friday played golf. I had a really, really, really bad, really bad front nine. Like, the kind of bad where I, like... You want to quit? I mean, just, like, I wanted to, like, I lose like having existential thoughts of selling my clubs and just being done with it.

Almost had an ace on the back nine. Landed it next to the cup, about an inch, and it rolled to like two feet. It was nine iron. Wasn't anything that crazy, but uphill nine iron, about 150. Made the putt. So had that bird dog. Came back hard on the back nine, 43, which I'll take, given how it went. But it was fun.

It was a lot of fun. We had to play very quickly because the tournament was shutting down for, or the course was shutting for a tournament. So it was nice getting a sub four hour round in, me, Will and our buddy Ryan. It's a good time. Saturday, post-teeball, my buddy Matt was in town, went and met him at the Dead Rabbit. Have you been to the Dead Rabbit yet? I haven't yet.

It's one of the only, pretty much the only way you're going to get me on, like, 6th Street, especially that part of 6th Street, dead rabbit. it um had a couple guinness watch to slowly watch like background of team USA get there just absolute de slammed in the door by belgium it was awful like i was like wow and i didn't want to be rude because i didn't care that much but i wanted to look at twitter and beg what's going what is this are we that bad yeah it's like 4-1 at one point um tough scene dead rabbit's cool bar cool bar I will say a little warm in there. If you're a New York City guy, you probably know Dead Rabbit.

Good poor Guinness, I'd say probably a top four poor in the town. But pretty good. Good creamy boys. After that, walk down by myself to the Driscoll Hotel. You probably heard us talk about the Driscoll. It's one of the haunted destinations on any ghost tour. If you run into our boy Vince and he's doing a ghost tour, you know he's going to tell you about the Driscoll.

I went by because it used to be a really, really cool bar. The Driscoll bar was like known, kind of just vibey spot. It felt old, a little dated, but like still a great spot to get a drink. And they're redoing it. They're actually turning that bar into a steakhouse or something. So they moved the bar to another part of the hotel. And I was like, I want to go see it. And I got some time.

I'm going to go get a glass of wine. I did by myself. bum me out that's a very old like historic hotel and I just don't like I don't like when they changed things up the bar situation was so neat

it was cool man it was badass and now it just feels I bet the ghost doesn't like it you know they don't like it when you do a renovation you know a ghost hate it when you hit them

with that rent out that's why they just go on like stairs there aren't there and stuff look for an uptick and the ghost activity there yeah I had my EMF detector

yeah do you just stay strapped with that batteries weren't in it. So I couldn't take a, do a test. But at one point, I got up to take a pee, as I often do. You know I'm a quick peer, right? I don't mess around. I get in there.

I go through the act of urinating. You familiar with this? I wash my hands. And then I go back out to the table. I went up to the table, just my table solo. And they just cleaned it off. They took my half glass, half full glass of wine. And the guy was like, oh, I'm sorry.

I thought you were gone. I didn't see anything on the table. Like, I was like, yeah, he's like, none of your stuff was on the table. I was like, yeah, I didn't leave my phone on the table as I left it, you know? To do my biz. But yeah, thanks, man. Anyway, they made it right. They gave me a serious glugger.

They give me a free Pino. So that was nice. That was nice of them. Yeah, fine. Yesterday, I did, I'll hold on, what's so funny, dude? So in the chat asked, did the ghost make you drink more? It's the oddest thing. I want to drink that whiskey right now.

Do you understand? Get the reference. I'm compelled to drink this. Dude, you could get drunk. I think you just want to drink. I've never had an urge like this. Dude, you are an alcoholic. New segment.

It's called, I did a thing. This is part of your weekend still? Yeah, dude. I meal prepped last night. Whoa. I made a high-protein breakfast casserole for like the next five days. Okay. I got served something on Instagram.

And I was like, that looks easy and good. I'm just going to make it. And it's like it's a breakfast cassero. You get some potatoes. You boil them. Mash them. You mash them up in a, you know, an oven safe dish. You get some eggs, some cottage cheese.

You mix them up. Actually, 10 eggs. Cup full of cottage cheese, blend it up. Okay. Pour it on top after you bake the potatoes. Pour it on top. Then you add the ground breakfast turkey. Whoa, whoa.

On top. I think I see where this is going. How many times are you baking these potatoes? They were twice baked. Oh, my God. What? No one's doing that. Twice baked.

And throw on some bell peppers. some green onion, boom, hit it with old parmesan. You bake it up. Now I've got it. That's my breakfast the next five days. Here's the thing. The whole thing took about two hours, just in general. So I was in the kitchen. I didn't sit down last night until I got in bed. It was a very, very, like, busy evening. Brett would be proud. Yeah. A lot of standing up. My feet hurt. But it was good. Pretty good. This morning, it tasted like a breakfast casserole. Hit it with a little hot sauce. You got to hit it with hot sauce. Um, That meal prepped.

People are asking, are you in your quiche era? Is that a quiche? It's a keeshish. Yeah, it's pretty similar. I would describe that, but you just said more like a quiche than anything else. Casserol. Is that the same similar? You're on the keesh shit, dude.

I guess I am. It's a lot. It's very hearty, I will say. It saves me time in the morning. Do you try to cook with a two-year-old? It's just like, ah. I don't want to do that. Anyway, quite everybody cared.

Dylan, go ahead. It just sounds awesome, dude. I cared about you baking those potatoes twice. I appreciate you engaging with me on the show. You're welcome. It's always a pleasure. Dylan. Had a pretty big weekend.

Pretty big. Thursday, Parks had a game, his first game in majors, which is the highest level of his little league. And dude made his first, like, real, like, deep fly ball. catch in center field and was pretty stoked we played the best team as said that because they have two guys on their team that are like far and away like the two best players in the league and their dads or buddies so they're always on the same team together it's kind of unfair and those are the first two pitchers he faced and they were just throwing absolute cheddar and he was he was so

mad at himself for striking out and i'm like dude this is your first time in the majors these kids are like grown men basically compared to him and they're throwing absolute gas like dude forget about it you know yeah i remember the first time facing a kid who threw like he was so mad 70 miles an hour you're fine nobody could make contact with him he just mowed down the entire team Friday morning uh by like Charles's parents are in town because we got uh we got married Friday morning We went to the courthouse. It was Meachel's Parks. Big,

big shout out to Judge Tenisa Jeffers, who's just an absolute dog. She made the experience just a lot of fun. It was cool. I didn't know what to expect. In the courthouse wedding, you're straight up just in a courtroom with the judge. And it's,

she was all, it was great. It's exactly what we wanted to do, just the three of us. Better than being there for something else, right? Mm-hmm. Like a parking ticket. Yeah.

And then Mechells Parks, we got some breakfast with the Texas Honeyham afterward. What'd you go with? One of my favorite breakfast spots in Austin. I always get the Ranchero breakfast. It's a good choice. So good spot.

So, so good. That was Friday. Yeah, it was perfect exactly what we wanted. And I would like to give a big shout out. And thanks to all the listeners who reached out to congratulate me. That is very kind of you. And I really appreciate it. But I was the first.

Allow me to be the first. Thank you. Thank you for being the first. Friday night went to Echo in Mexico. We went with the whole fam. My dad was there. My sister, brother-in-law, my nieces, Parks was there. Of course, Chelsea and her parents were there. And it was just a great time. Everyone had a lot of fun. And yeah, I had a couple buddies that just happened to be at the table right next to us, which was funny. Shout out to Mitchell and Eric. and their families. Yeah, Saturday, we went to another big family day. My nieces are both turning.

They have birthdays. Actually, one of them is today. The other one was on Saturday. So we went and met them at a brewery. Which brewery? Austin Beer Works, North Austin. Ah, yeah. Yeah.

Haven't been out there in a while. The Parks had another game on Sunday. They won that one, so they're one in one. Parks put the ball in play this time. He was pretty stoked about that. Yeah, the team might be all right. As long as they don't play that first team they play, then they have a good chance of won in most other games.

Yeah, man, just a lot of good family time. Chelsea's parents, like I said, they've been here the whole time. What do you tell a kid who's going up against a pitcher like that? Just have a good at bat. Like, how do you, you know what I mean? Because I remember that being like a big deal in Little League when there was a kid who, he was actually not even supposed to be pitching in our league. He was in the select or whatever, and he was just down, like, I don't know, to get some reps in.

But, like, I remember that being like a, wow, okay, this kid's different. I tell him just to get that trigger going early. And it's all, you just got to time it up. Like, it's faster. It's harder to hit. But if you time it up, you're going to have just as good a chance hitting that as you can, a slower pitcher. He just, he needs to adjust to the speed because coming from the last league he was at, it's a major difference in how fast these guys were throwing.

Also, one of these kids is the only one in the league who was hit, home runs over the fence. He's like that guy. But yeah, you got to time it up, man. He's got to get used to it. And he's just going to take reps. He knows that. So we're working on.

He'll be fine. Good to hear. Yeah, and that's pretty much it, man. I'm leaving tomorrow for Cabo. So we've got to do a lot of packing today. So we've been kind of vacation mode of these last couple days, getting ready for that. Yeah, you got to leave for the airport pretty soon. It was an excellent weekend.

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Mm-hmm. Yeah. He was arrested. He showed signs of impairment for DUI. Blue is zero zero. So it wasn't biased up. Wasn't boozed up. But once again,

has some issues driving. This is what? Is this the second time crash or is it one than six? This is the second? Depends on if you count the Thanksgiving when he was married and she found out. This is a second. crashed the car in the second time he's been arrested

for driving under the influence. But two accidents to DUIs. Yeah. But he's not been convicted of anything, on fact. He's been arrested. They said he showed signs of impairment. I thought people were looking at the mugshot

and maybe they're like, oh, God, look at this. He looks shit face. I'm like, does he? I mean, he doesn't like... Great. Looks like a guy who's just in an accident. Someone said his pupils look like saucers, but I didn't see that. James said that.

I don't know what he's talking about. Was it James? He did say something like that. It's unfortunate, man. It's just you, it's a guy that you want, you just want to see the guy play golf, you know, and so much has happened that has prevented him from playing golf. Not to, not to say he won't be playing golf next week in Augusta. I'm not sure.

Feels like that's not. I'm not sure if that's in play or not. But just one thing after that keeps to just de-reacted. railing this guy's career and i know obviously that's this is just the twilight years of his career anyway there there's yeah you this really kind of feels like um if if if if the you know what the speculation is that there might be some pills involved because again he did not he did not show signs of alcohol um then you're like dude if this is if you're having to take this many pills just to like pull up on a friday just like not even playing golf just go

going somewhere. Like, it's just not, I get it. So you're built, this is what you're built for, but you can't do it. So he was, he participated in the TGO thing. Was it like a week or two ago? And I didn't watch it, but I'm seeing people say that he looked off during that. Like, he looked kind of just, I don't know, face swollen, just kind of out of it a little bit. I don't know how true that is. Did you have any opinion on that? I saw a little bit of that, and it's really hard to tell. He's like, he's bulked up. He's been like, he's jacked right now.

He's like, yeah. I mean, he's clearly hitting upper body very hard. Like, I don't know. It's, it's pretty obvious that he's not going to be able to play. He's not going to ever be able to do four rounds of golf. Yeah. Like, I'd love to be really wrong on that, but like it just doesn't seem like he can do that without the help of like all sorts of pain meds and it's like he's had so many surgeries and it's like

dude your life it's just he's just in so much pain all the time and I'm like I'm not I'm not I'm not excusing the driving thing if that's what it turns out to be but it's just it's just like you at some point you got to say like he's he's a he's a psycho dude this is what he's built to do this whole life he doesn't want to stop doing it but it's like yeah you're going to have to right yeah when you hear like a guy rolled his vehicle your first thought's like oh shit this could be clipped another car i believe it was a it was a pretty minor roll over it looked like he

just kind of his car just kind of fell on its side yeah so he he walked away from it so he's like physically he's fine which is good yeah apparently he cut himself out of the or some some pedestrian happened to be there since i wasn't there to do it for him i really don't know how he got out i'd be honest when this was posted in the group text and i just saw a car on its side and so it made a joke about dylan going to cut him out like i just thought that it was Dylan just seeing another car crash.

I didn't read everything that was... I was like, really, Dylan again? Dylan was not... I was not in Jupiter, Florida. Dylan only causes car crashes so he can help, like, save the person and get the glory. That's right.

We had some interesting reactions from golf media. Man, golf media. Golf media has taken some interesting turns. You had... So Dan Rappaport, who woke up in Japan. I don't know if you saw that. He was very upset about it. And, you know, I think a lot of people are like sad about it.

I just don't think I would have done the video. I don't, not everything needs a video response. He was getting slammed pretty hard. I didn't think it was, I mean, it was cringe. He gets a lot. He gets a lot. He's clearly very emotional about Tiger, big Tiger guy. And I get it.

I mean, a lot of us are. I didn't think his reaction was, it deserved as much hate as it got. But it was a little crunch. Yeah, it's just. I mean, what are you going to say? I don't know. He's like, I wish he wouldn't drive. Like, okay.

Well, so it's coming out now that, why's the White House doing him like this? Like, Secret Service won't let Trump's kids or grandkids ride with him. Really? Yeah. Which is like a really weird sentence to say. And if you are wondering why he's saying that,

because his girlfriend is, Trump's mother who is the DJ DJ? The ex of, yeah, Donald Trump Jr. What a fucking weird thing. It's weird. It's weird. But everybody's like, dude,

people have been saying this for 10 years now. Dude, hire a fucking driver. Apparently now he doesn't, he's too private. He doesn't want a driver. It's like, that's what's like the story's being coming out now.

It's like, dude, I don't like you have much of a chance. If I was a billionaire, I would, I would forget how to drive. because I just would never be behind the wheel. Oh, but I get it. I do.

Excuse me. I do enjoy a good drive. Good getting out of the house going to pick up food, taking the scenic route. But, yeah, I feel like we're going to find out it was another bad, like this is what happened last time. He says like a bad mix of pills or something. I don't know.

Who knows how much he's on? He got arrested, obviously, signs of impairment, of impairment, but also refused a urinalysis, a urine test. So I don't know. I don't know if they took his blood when he got back to the jail or not. I don't know how that works. Do you think he plays Augusta? No.

Don't think? He should retire. No. He did sign up to. There was like a deadline to sign up for something on the senior, the champions tour. And he did make that. He did sign up to that. But like, I don't know.

No, I don't think, no, I don't think he can play. There's no way. It's too much of a distraction. He needs the Casey Martin treatment where he got to use a golf car because of a physical impairment. Was he? Yeah. Yeah. Interesting.

But yeah. It's unfortunate. Yeah. It really sucks. I mean, dude, the last one, he almost died. Like, do you remember that day? That was a fuck. I mean, he really legitimately almost died.

Yeah, it was bad. So I don't know, man. I woke up. I was in Japan. yeah japan there it is he could have saved the video had he just said it that way and then riggs from barstool he's getting a lot of the other end of the spectrum he's not going to cover he yeah he put the uh the gag order on the like the the golf vertical of barstool he said we're not going to cover the tiger woods crash and there

and of course portrun is like why the fuck aren't we covering the biggest sports story we're barstall sports and then riggs did a little boosted-up selfie video saying that you want me on that wall he's protecting tiger he's yeah like dude the information is out yeah he was out yeah he saw you know you're not gatekeeping the tiger accident from us we know what's going on yeah you might have read it on out kick yeah we've gatekeep before for people we have yeah but that that that was different because that was not out there. That's true. We won't, we don't have, we'll just, that's one that you just have to.

Ross got a nice prize for that. You have to deal with not knowing about it. Ooh. That's one. Randy wants to know about this after the cameras are off. It's all right. I feel like we've shared the story. No, I don't want to share it.

I'm saying, I feel like we have in the past. I'm not saying we'll do it now. I don't want to share it. It's too far gone. You want, you want Dave on that wall. Dude, I wasn't on the wall. Was I on the wall? I remember where I was for that.

I was at dinner with a big t-shirt Matt and Madison. This was like a me, Ross, Cisco thing. Someone just tipped us off to it, right? Someone just sent us, yeah. Yeah. It was so minor too. It wasn't a big deal. You guys are Twitter vague posting right now.

We are. It really wasn't a big deal like at all. Oh, we'll discuss. Oh, I'm thinking of it. Which one are you? The same golfer, two different things. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're talking about, we get to.

talk about the plain one the double birds that's right that's why i was yeah like this isn't a big yeah anyway it was it's the cat dude um it sucks i don't really you don't really want to see you know what though we're saying this we were saying this after the last accident where it's like dude just call it and then he fucking 2019 does at uh at augusta but you don't want to see your dude go out uh not only sad like body wise and can't play anymore like isn't but also like uh Oh, I don't know, putting lives at risk. His own, his kids, people on the road. Can we stop with pretending to get super excited

when it's like rumored that he might be playing in the upcoming tournament? I did that. That ended a long time. I'm so over like, oh, Cat might be playing. It's like, okay, what are the chances he's even able to finish like the week? That's casual.

To the weekend. Bro, it's casual. Shrink. I know. I'm thinking about it. Like, you guys, of course, I mean, I'm not big golf or anything. But there's like young golfers.

that's grown up that only hear about how great Tiger Woods was and like all this stuff is like he's not the same guy he's not the same guy it's like everything they know about him is just like oh he got another car accident like his legacy is getting kind of ruined by he just not being able to stay from behind other things I mean yeah exactly it's like I'm just I'm just thinking about like current like people coming up in golf now they only know like as in like teenagers in like college kids they don't know Tiger Woods as the guy that is constantly in trouble What if he was just ghost riding the whip? Maybe safer than what he's doing now.

I don't know. I mean, that's, I got to read the full police report on that deal. Because, I mean, if he was doing that, it changes everything. But we don't know. We don't know he don't rolled it. He don't roll. Was it a full roll or just a tip? What do you call it?

It looked like it was just on his side. Yeah. You can tell because the top of the car was completely untouched. Do you have to do a full roll? Well, you know, it might have been a. a, you know, 360 and then, you know, one more, another 90. See that, yeah.

That would have been a forward. You never want to see your car on its side. I know that. Do you do? You know it well. Yeah. But if you do, I will be there to help. But, what if, people don't know this?

What if he was sitting sideways? Ah. He was listening to Paul. Yeah. He hit them switches and he was sitting sideways. What if this is just how he's pushing it? Does he have switches on that range? Something tells, was it a range?

It was a range. Why, he's a Buick guy? probably got a few different whips yeah you can't be pushing to beaulc all the time when you're a billionaire no offense to beaulc it's a fine vehicle but you know it's a buick speaking of i wish i knew what he was driving

might have been a lamo truck or a lamo SUV but i saw uh i sent in the picture jamal charles friday he had a lambo truck i don't know not a truck it was a night it was an SUV that did i i saw him getting into it a valet and I was like, damn, I didn't want to stare. But I could have. He didn't care.

Like, dude, he was like cool with everybody. He wanted people like, he was, he was a member of Kansas City, man. He was wearing a good, good hat. I was like, ah. Apparently, he's out there all the time. Ryan said he's getting good. Nice. Yeah, he's, dude, he looks great.

Does he? I guess he's not that, how much older? He's probably like 40, right? Yeah, probably. Probably. Yeah, because he played, he played, he's on the same team with Vince Young. Vince Young and I are the same age. Okay.

Yeah. Yeah. Anyway. Cool. Well, uh, get better. May stop driving. Consider, yeah, consider a driver. You have the means for it.

Yeah. Make him sign an NDA. He can't ever share anything that he hears in the car. I can know why that's a privacy issue. Yeah, what's going on, dude? That's weird. I don't know. I mean, I get why he's super private.

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What do we do? Probably play the video at some point. It'll be a good place to start, but have you ever had casino butter? No. I haven't either. What is that? I don't know. Is butter from a casino?

What does it sound like? What does it sound like? When you hear casino butter? Sounds like. Does it sound appetizing? Like pulling a slot machine. Bill. Yeah.

It doesn't sound appetizing at all. No, it doesn't. This is from a restaurant, a chain, started up Michigan way. Of course, Midwest as hell. As Brett points out, this young lady, the waitress, who is doing the demonstration of how to cook this steak on this stone, sounds very Midwest. And this video, been out for a couple years. It's making a resurgence.

People just latched on a casino butter and they don't know what to do. So picture this. You're at your table. You order your steak. They bring out a stone and you get to cook it yourself on a stone. Here's the demonstration. What I want to do is sear both sides of your steak for about 10 to 15 seconds, okay? I'd like to push it right into the stone like this.

Kind of let it sit there, let it hang out. We all know how to sear a steak, right? All right. For demonstration purposes, I'm just going to show you real quick. The salt is supposed to prevent sticking. It doesn't always work that way, so you can take your knife and cut as close to the stone as you can. Are you okay with butter on your steak? Yeah.

This is our casino butter. My one rule is that this butter does not go directly on the stone, okay? Okay. I don't know if you guys have put with the cast iron before, but it's not like that. It's not going to like season the stone. It's just going to burn the butter. Okay. So this is going to go right on my steak. And then I'm going to start cutting my steak into bite-sized pieces. Something I didn't have an issue with, but now I do. I don't like how she puts the butter on and butteres it.

When you put butter on a steak, when you're like cooking it in a cast iron or whatever, you kind of just lump it on there and let it just kind of melt and goes where it goes. I don't like how she just spread it with a knife. Like it's a piece of bread. Well, you're not supposed to put it on the stone. That's true. That's her one rule. It's literally her one rule.

I have never worked in the service industry. And, of course, everyone should do two years. Everybody should do two years. No, no, one year. One year. I have to imagine that they hate the table side situation so much. This is hell. You're just spotlight, like a lot of pressure.

This dude's got his camera out just doing the whole thing. She knows. And I got to say, she's been given a bad script. This is a bad bit. she's going through it like a boss. She's clearly been there for a few years. By the way, that is a really thick cut of meat, right? This is like a full filet.

Yeah, this looks 12 ounces. That needs to be cooked fully. You can't do that on a stone, a hot stone. It's not going to cook through. And remember, do not put the butter directly on the stone. That's her one rule. You can't do that. It'll just burn the butter.

All right, keep going. Look all the stuff stuck on the stone. Cut a couple pieces off. When we leave a steak on the stone. stone hole, it's not going to cook through the way we want it to. So I'm going to start with something small like this and put this back where it originally came from. Now for times it'll be about 15 seconds here for rare, 25 for medium rare, 35 for medium, 45 for mid-wall, and a full minute for well done.

Okay. And you just gotta keep it moving a little bit. The yellow sauce that you guys see on the side is our rock sauce, it's like a zip sauce, okay? Sounds good. Thank you. What's zip sounds good? It's like a rock sauce. You want to keep on, I mean, it doesn't look like that.

Look at all the debris on that stone. It's genuinely, it doesn't, it doesn't look like a steak. No. What? It looks like Plato or something. That's not good. They zooms in on it. Oh, no.

So he clearly knew this is, like it's cold in the middle. Yeah. Like it's hot. If you ever ordered the marg with the steak, though. That's black rock. Where is this? Do we know? Black, this I believe, I heard this was in Florida.

This is a Michigan chain, confusingly. All I know is it's giving Midwest. So this isn't a casino at all. Black Rock. What are they buying all a single family homes? Okay. This whole time, point for Randy.

This whole time I thought this was an actual casino. No, no, no. That's the casino butter has nothing to do with the casino. Here, that's a common misconception. Like,

Red Lobster has cheddar bay biscuits. They're not actually from like the cheddar bay. You understand? Oh. It's like that situation. Okay. guy. This looks so gross.

I'm not eating this. I mean, I'll try it. The way she powers through it, like, it clearly isn't going as well where she's like, yeah, you know, the salt on there. You're supposed to keep it from sticking. It doesn't always work. So she's encountered some obstacles. To be honest, it didn't work any time that she did it.

No, she had to cut it off every time. This is a really bad bit. I can't imagine going somewhere and spending probably $44 for a steak that I have to cook on a shitty little rock. Well, you and I did go to a place where we had to spend like $44 to go do Korean barbecue. It was all you can eat, though. Yeah, that's true. K-pop.

It was fun. It was good. It was good, except for you had one bad order, the shrimp. That big shrimp was very unappetizing. Not good, but. But everything else was fine. It was a good, you know, it's still in business. I would like to go back with a bigger group.

Two people is too little for all. you can eat at that place. That was all you was that because you what was that for? Because I helped you yeah I helped you assemble your new smoker. That's right. Yeah. Still waiting on those meatballs though. Well, stand by. I don't know, dude. When you hit it with when you hit it with the zip sauce or the rock sauce, I just don't know. I don't know if that's going to make that much of a difference. It feels like this steak typically in places like this where you're cooking it yourself at like an Asian restaurant, like a Uchi or each Uchi or whatever, they give you a little like tiny slices that you throw on for like 15 seconds.

Yeah. Like you're just searing it. This is like a steak that big if all you're going to do is do a sear, there has to be like you do the sear for a little bit, flip it, do the other side, whatever. You need to be able to apply much more heat than this stone's going to give it. Exactly. That was my point I'm making earlier. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. You can't, you can't, it's just a raw piece of meat they bring out. And I don't think it's hot enough to, like, if you're going to do like a hard sear, it's like 500 degrees is what you're looking for. I don't know. This is so, I can't, I can't imagine paying money to do this to my steak. I'm guessing that they're going to do away with the table side steak cooked on a hot rod. I hope they don't get rid of the casino butter, though. No, that's Dan. Yeah.

She didn't explain what it was. Well, I'll tell you where you don't put it. That's all I need to know. That's your number one rule. It's really her only. rule because if you put it on there you see there's a low smoke point with the butter it'll just start like burning and smoking it'll ruin the ambiance that's her one rule okay go back to her she's just i mean i got to say just going through the motions she walks away from

the table just thinking i i fucking hate this this guy had a phone out she's like look this didn't go well please don't post this sir so is he just like so excited he's like do you mind if i record this you know like when like there's fajitas coming to the table some people People are awful. Or it's like in the Vegas steakhouse is when they bring it out in a suitcase with like, you know, fog inside. Like what are we doing? Like salt base restaurant. It's covered in gold has like gold flakes on it.

This is tough. This is tough, man. It's the least. I mean, it does. It kind of just looks like dog food. It's not good. If you ever been there, let me know. Hit that pipeline, 8886184848-48-48-48-24-22 for a voicemail.

maybe listener voicemails. If you've ever eaten this steak, I'd love to hear about it. Okay? Yeah. All right, Randall. Let's just do Bit Madness. We don't need to talk, Texas, Purdue.

Yeah. It's a great game. Great game of basketball. It's a good game. I didn't get to watch it because Parks had a game at the exact same time, so I couldn't watch it. But I did watch the final play on one of the coaches had a phone in the dugout. So that's how I watched that play.

So I couldn't tell that there was a, like, I should have been called foul until way after the game had ended. I was way more nervous for that game than I was Arizona. I mean, Arizona put a beating on us in the second half. Arizona's good. Shout to my boiler makers. But yeah, I thought for, I even texted with, I think, what, eight minutes left in the game that Purdue was going to,

I congratulated Texas on the win. Micah, Micah totally ruined that for Texas. That text. He was like, sorry, they're the better team. Sorry, Randy. Texas is just the better team. And I was like, man, it's a close game. It was close, but like every single time I've seen Purdue,

lose, it's always the same thing. It is they cannot hit a three. They're missing all their threes. And one person on the other team cannot miss. And that was hope. Like he had a bum ankle and he was making every single three sinking one. I'm like, that is usually the recipe, maybe for everyone. But every single time I seem pretty to lose.

They're like shooting maybe 10% at three. And it's just, I was like, no, we're going to lose. And we only won by one point. So it was close. Dude, the real fun game was Yukon Duke. I don't know if you guys watched it into that one. Dude, Dan Hurley can kiss my ass. I fucking hate him.

Duke was winning the entire game until the last point four seconds of the game. It was unbelievable. The stat is going around or the, they've lost like their last four games that they've lost. This is going back to the tournament last year, and they blew that lead against U of H. A team with Cooper Flagg and Kong Kinple, by the way. They had like double-digit leads that they just blow.

They did it against, I guess it was tech earlier in the season. No one feels sorry for Duke when they lose. I don't hate Duke as much as most. But, dude, Dan Hurley is a shithead, man. I would have had, if that game ended up being Duke winning because of a technical foul, I would have had no issue with that. Dude, he, why did he do that? If it wasn't, you know, an elite eight game, that's a technical foul.

Like, you, that's called, if a regular season game, it's a no-brainer whistle tech. He got, he touched the, he got face-to-face with the, rep and touch foreheads with him without saying a word. That's bizarre. That's a, that's a whistle every single time. That's, that's extremely bizarre.

I hate him. Like, when we lost to them in the championship, I'm like, everything to the players, they were clearly the better team. They were like, all the players were very, like, sportsmen and had no problem.

But the coach is just such a fucking dick. Yeah, he's got a little Kim Mulkey in him. He just, he's one of these, I'm bigger than the team coaches. Yeah. And I hate those kinds of coaches.

It sucks that they win. Yeah. That, um, I didn't even know that happened. This is what he yelled. Okay, this is what he yelled at a referee, uh, last year, 20, 25. I don't know the game. But he said, don't turn your back on me. I'm the best coach in the fucking sport.

Okay. That's what he said. And he might be right. He is an excellent coach. But shut the fuck up, dude. Hate him. Tough. Anyways.

I guess that's all I've said. Oh, yeah. That's stupid madness, dude. Now I don't have to care. Don't have to care about sports until maybe. Maybe. So your horns hit the field in the fall. There'll be no shining moment.

It's going to be a fun season. I'm excited for Texas football and the Bears. Hopefully they're doing going to do well this season too. There you go. But I think that Sean Miller. Caleb Williams. He's going to make a final four in the next two years. Sean is Sean Miller.

I hope so. Great coach. He is a great coach. I love him. All right. You ready? You ready to do the Bit Madness Championship? Let's do it.

Yeah, bud. Champion. Because one shining moment, you reach for the sky. What a trash song, honestly. I'm not going to talk trash about one shining moment. It's trash. All right. Before we get into it, I want to do something special here that did last year, too.

These are Randy's favorite brass. from the listeners. Thank you for everyone that's submitted brackets. Thank you for everyone that's voted. I'm pretty sure I looked at the votes. And I think this was the most votes we've gotten in the tournament so far. So thank you everyone that has done that for this championship thing. So these are some of my favorites.

Sunday skawies. Slonk them up. Go home with her boy. You want to do that one? I can't do that one. No, you got it. Chili dog. Will's pulsating thumb.

Daniel Poon Society. Okay. I think that was your joke. Why? Pwedges in the basement, which is great. Nacho enjoyer. Ha ha, I get it. Pussy.

This is a good one here. Honky slonk, badonka slonk. That is, I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. All right. Spluge, McDone. duck, betting the farm, and my champion of the best bracket name, you don't get anything,

but I think it was the funniest. It made me laugh a lot. Eggward slonker hands. I don't know why that one made me laugh so much, but eggword slunker hands. What if your, what if your fingers were slonkers? What if you just had egg fingers? Dylan would be, don't have no digits. You would eat them immediately. That'd be so tough to do anything. like that one guy who shot his buddy the cornhole guy you're still able to do it

yeah you can still shoot your friend you ever shot your friend with egg fingers no don't have you shot a friend good don't start now I don't plan on it Dick Cheney has he did he did yeah shotgun quail hunting all right let's get into it

the elite eight all right here we are all right the first one number one alien allergy voice verse number three slunks wow oh boy this is the game of the tournament this is oh boy this is duke yukon do i vote with my head or my heart i see randy drawn i think i know what that was you know both are same shapes. That's a great point. So you don't know. Alien allergy voice versus slunks.

Who's going on to the final four? Oh, also. So I left the office for got to put on the hat. The 2021 Bit Madness Champion, El-Bless Demente. You should wear that out more. I should have been wearing it all season. Every single time I'm doing it. I forgot.

Man, I'm not proud of my vote. This is tough. I wish there's a third party. They never have a chance, though. But you got to vote. They're doing a masterpiece over there. I think alien, alien, this has been an easy division, region, wherever you want to call it. Because they haven't, alien allergy voice hasn't had like a good opponent, like a real strong opponent yet.

Dave, I voted for Alpacas out blank way before. I'm done, dude. I'm done, bro. Let's see what Dylan put I am Zyrtec Yeah Alright Dave And she kind of bad too

Oh damn god That thing's zooted That's an alien with some lips That thing's freaking zooted I also went with alien Let me see it Wow it's through Okay

Through to the final four Don't even have to go to the listeners For that one You're yeah To the folks at home You're very, very, um, don't feel like you have to stop making slant jokes. Yeah. Those don't have to go anywhere.

Let's see what the listeners had to say regardless, though. Wouldn't be shocked if it was, if it was very close, if not slants. Oh, okay. Jeff did an interesting thing here, but, uh, no one knows. Yes. Yes, he's the one that built this whole thing up. But yes, alien allergy voice would have won it all. Okay.

What, I mean, in that one, yeah. Okay. All right. Second Elite 8 matchup. Number two, Hungwee, first number one. Matt Al Ranchos. He doesn't have the percentage. I promise y'all didn't draw the same thing I drew.

The percentages are different here on this last little bit. Thank you. Once again, everyone I voted. All right. I'm locked in. All right. Go. Mattel Ranchos.

And I drew Sam Taylor, who's also putting deodorant on. that's good I was wondering what she was doing that's sticky clearly putting deodorant on Randy Hungly Hungly Oh wow

That's a pretty good guy That's like looking hungry Who is he? Why does he have a side where He looks kind of I don't know He's just hungly What's that like shit eating

fucking smirk He's looks He knows he's about to fuck up He's up to no good He's built like Chris Christie I did bats All right Go to the people

the people had said, oh, it was a close one too. Really? Matt's wins. Wow. Like I said, for some reason, the percentage isn't here, but it was, I could tell you the votes. It was 233 versus 200. Oh, 223 versus 200. Okay.

Wow. So Matt's moves on. All right, that's two number ones going on to the final four, which, you know what? Good seating, everybody. Good seating here. Two number ones. What is this a podcast that Dave's on? because I pee a lot.

Oh, okay. I thought you were trying to compliment Dylan there saying that he was also an all-star podcaster, but... He's a one. All right. Number one, Haas. First number two. Nice nachos pussy. Oh, man.

NNP is like a... That's like a school that came out of nowhere, like a sunbelt team. It made the tournament. It's just like fucking... It's a two-seat dog. I know, but it's... It just feels like such a like people weren't thinking about it until like two weeks ago. Man, this is a hard one.

I don't know who to vote for. Let's be honest. This is the first time I'm really having into trouble. It's tough, man. You're not. This is where the rubber meets the road ring. I love saying Haas, but this whole bit of nice nachos pusses has really changed my opinion about ordering put up. Whoa.

Oh, what are you ordering them from? What kind of menu is that? Ordering natch. Where are we? It's something stupid, but like, I don't want to order nachas now because of what we've done to it. Oh. I'm locked in. I'm locked.

I'm locking it. Go ahead. I'm sticking with hoss, hoss. Hals, house. Hals. I'm locked in. Randall, go ahead. I'm going with.

Oh, Sos. Wow. Two hosses, Dave. You can push hoss through with the hoss. vote or we can put it to the people if you go nachos what's it going to be big dog nice notches pussy that's good man you your doodles of people are great he's just like you have you been practicing your doodles yeah I was up late all right so all right we got to go uh I actually was leveraging AI tools to teach me how to draw I wish you teach me out of Dougie that was a bad

joke I'll just cut my mic hey all right man I was I was I was doing well what the people say yeah you're doing great but the people have said house house oh wow another one goes through it was 229 you have all ones in the final to 194 so not as close but but still okay all right and the last matchup of the elite eight number two irish bartender Verse number one, I ain't drinking anymore. I'm squeaked. Randy is a squeaky boy over there. I don't know why I'm doing that.

I'm going to erase everything that I just squeaked about. Man, if you're not consuming this show visually, you're really missing out on some really good stuff. Yeah. Yeah, you are. This is going to be my Mona Lisa. We'll see it. I voted.

Go home to her, David. Do really? Make up with her. Make up with her. He had something new to his little. Guinness Pite. I had a little texture this time. Yeah, this time he added the texture of the mug.

It's a good mug, dude. Tell me you're not drinking that. It's a good mug. You drink a that's really good. It's a creamy pour. Randy? I drew a cup, but that can mean either one of those. But this one has a clover on it and it's fully full, meaning I am drinking more.

And I'm drinking it from the Irish bartender. Wow. Another drink. Another drink boy? Another drink boy. That thing is, what is it, tooted? Yeah, you got that, you got that thing, too, that thing's major chewed up. He's got that cork ass, that county cork ass.

Not a drink boy. Not even going to a ice. You call everybody boy, dude. All right, number two, Irish bartender moves on. The first non-one seat to make the final four. All right, that we got the matchup here. Next year's bit madness, every drawing I did was just some guy tuted up. This is the Irish bartender would have.

have beaten. I ain't drink anymore from the listeners too. So all right. All right. Here we go. Let's do that. Let's knock this or not quick. All right. Number one, Alien allergy voice. First number one. I'm at all ranchos. No man. I don't know what happened to my. Yeah, what happened there. I don't know what happened to my marker. Oh, there it is. Unlocked. No drawing. I'm just all business this round. I didn't draw a freaking thing. He didn't draw a freaking thing. I'm going to, I'm going to go and vote while you guys. are drawing. I want to see what you got. I have voted Madel Ranchos. Madel Ranchos. You ready? Yeah. Uh, wait, but what's going on? Dave has drawn an alien doing fajitas.

In a martini, it looks like. So is he at Madel Ranchos? You got to have to tell us. I don't know they'll go either way. Yeah. It's alien. Okay. You went with Zyrtec. Okay. And I have also gone with got that thing toot it up. Okay. Oh my God. So go to the people. Come on, come on ranchos.

And that looks, and that is unfortunately a heavy lead for the, for the backers on Alien allergy voice. Wow. Last year's like championship game, Madel Rancho's lost in the championship game. Really? Yeah.

So for them to, man, that's funny. All right. Two final four runs in the row. And here we go. Other side of the final four. Number one,

Haas versus number two, Irish bartender. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, man. I know how I'm voting. And look.

I'm all business this round, like I said. Irish bartender Irish bartender Dave is clearly not all business here because he is still he is drawing That's a G split That's a G split and I am going with

Haas It's selfish I know I love the Irish bartender when you do it Dave But I do love saying Haas And I feel like Haas will be Go down as one of the all-time bits of circling back So let's see

Frozen the Lord bro. But I'm wrong because Irish bartender moves on. Dang. All right. Here it is. Here it is. The championship alien allergy voice versus Irish bartender while we're doing

getting our, while we're getting our stuff in. Let's just go ahead in. There's like stockbrokers and shit on this live feed and they just saw what happened and they're shocked. And there you are you're running for your life. You're a shot. Shooting star

And all the years And no one knows You can keep talking No No we're good No this is what they want And now it shows In one shining moment

You gotta give DCO your tie Micah Give them your time That's electric That's frozen In time Since you didn't wear a tie today You have to take off

That Travis Matthew Polo And you have to present it To someone out there it's the only way because one shining moment you reach for the sky what a trash song I'm not going to talk trash

about one shining moment it's trash there it is all the things that we locked in right before let me just go through the previous years really quickly

who will be winning alien allergy voice first number one algae alien allergy voice first number two Irish bartender, joining the ranks of 2018's champ, DCO, 2019s. Nobody else is doing this. 2020s. Dave, texting the homie, 2021, El Glyzidente, 2022, Cosmo Bartender, 23, Zaccard,

24, Pledge Voice in 2025, beating Madel Ranchos last year, lutes slash absos. I always thought it was Haas, but Haas lost the metal ranchers. It's just a Hall of Fame bits right there. We've been doing it for so long. I'll rush more, Dave. So who is going to join them? I am going to go ahead and vote first. Why not?

I'm going alien allergy for us. I love it. I love Zyrtec. I love doing it. It's so great. Oh. Okay. Dave has once again done a mix of the two where you drew an alien saying two glasses

of Guinness, please. It's actually three bits. Okay. So take, yeah, it is. God. So I guess take three. You're doing a lot. It's the alien.

I love that he has an extra white t-shirt on. Yeah, dude. He's got the white. I'm assuming it's alien allergy voice because he's talking and he's asking the bartender. Correct. Not to be confused with the bar. It's going to the people because I didn't even erase my last answer. Irish barterter.

Okay. Okay. Goes to the people. This is big. You know, it should go. This is the way it should play out. This is how it should go. Unless they're wrong.

I hope their issue isn't busted. Revealing the championship now. I am scared. What do you think it's going to be? I feel like alien. It's alien. I don't know. I don't know.

Man, I kind of... All right, we're doing it. Ooh, wow, with 119 people choosing it as their champion in the voting today, it's alien allergy voice. Zyrtec takes it all home. It'd really be like that. It's alien allergy voice winning all this year. I love it.

What a fucking bit. A-A-V, man. What a run. Wow. What a run. Wow. Okay. Love to see it.

Thank you all for participating. One seed. That's the way it should be, I guess. Alien allergy voice. Oh, man. That's a good one. That was my bit from the start where I was like, that's the one that I want to win. Thang, toot it up.

Had I done a bracket this year, I would have chose the champion. I didn't, though, because since I have an influence on the voting. That's right. That's unbelievable. All right. Thank you to people who voted. Yes. Everyone that voted.

Everyone that submitted a bracket. Washington that put us together. Jeff, that helped with the voting. Do we know who won? I do not know right now because I will update this after done. I'll announce tomorrow who won the top three. Actually, we're only going to announce the winner on Patreon. You have to subscribe. Sorry. No, I'm just playing, man. That's just a humorous joke.

We'll announce the brackets tomorrow and I'll be trying to reach out if you did the proper thing and actually provide your fucking bustle candles and emails. Man, cat don't roll the wamp again. Thank you, everyone. It's been a great bit madness. Tune in for Do You Know It Tomorrow? I guess it'll be... Oh, man, gone out that perk.

Yes, he was. Fun. All right. Well, see you tomorrow. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

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Bye. Bye. Bye. Thank you.