Circling Back - Tiger Woods & The Game of Thrones Premiere

Episode Date: April 15, 2019

We break down Tiger Woods winning the 2019 Masters, Dave and Dillon talk 'Game of Thrones' premiere while Will listens to The Wallflowers, and the dude who got murdered by his bird in Florida. Support us on Patreon and receive episodes every Friday for just $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (9:12) Tiger Is Back (40:47) Dave and Dillon discuss 'Game of Thrones' while Will listens to The Wallflowers (56:37) Florida Man Gets Murdered by Pet Bird Postmates: Download the app and use STEAM for $100 in delivery credits Earlybird: www.earlybirdcbd.com (code CIRCLINGBACK for 20% off) Indochino: www.indochino.com (STEAM for $359 premium suit) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast monday my name is will defreeze to my right d carter ruff at d carter r right D Carter Ruff at D Carter Ruff on Twitter and Snap at DC Ruff on Instagram thanks Will at Will DeFreeze on Instagram and Twitter

thank you Dylan are we doing this already eh we never do that we can do it since I did get a gram off yesterday I might as well plug mine

at D Chivry on Instagram why'd you try to Taylor Swift Tiger yeah that was fucked up yeah you know what a lot of people was fucked up. Yeah, you know what? A lot of people were holding back their grams because, you know,

it was the Masters and then it was Game of Thrones. A lot of hype, a lot of people talking about those two events. People saw it as just a wasteland on Instagram during that window. But, you know, I had a shot and I took it and I made it. I'm happy with the results. Hell yeah. It's a dope gram. Go check it out. Me and the homie. I'm happy with the results. Hell yeah. It's a dope gram. Go check it out.

Me and the homie just getting fits off at a wedding. Congrats to my cousin Lane, by the way. I saw that the homie went with the stylistic choice of tucking his pants into his boots and not putting them over the boots. That was not a choice. I pulled him outside the boot, but he's a wild man, as we know,

running around and the things, it just kept a wild man, as we know, running around. And the thing is, it just kept coming up, kept riding up on him. Yeah. And at the end of the night, I was like, you know what? Just do your thing, homie. Whatever you want to do. But for the most part, it was outside his boot, his pant leg. He's unhinged.

He has his own sense of style. You can't hold him back. He does not like wearing a suit, by the way. That's not surprising. As you can probably tell in the pictures i posted he's quite unhappy looking if i think back to my younger days wearing a suit and tie was not my favorite thing in the world it's well i mean even as an adult they're not the most comfortable things to wear no but you've you don't have that sense of swag as a kid but you look so good it doesn't matter you're like fuck it let's just ride

yeah man how's everyone's weekend, it had a fantastic weekend. Couldn't have been better. Really? Yeah. Had Tiger not won the Masters, I still would have had an excellent weekend. How about that? I mean, yeah. That's fair.

I did spend... This was one of the laziest weekends I've ever had. I bet I took less than a thousand steps, like, both days, just because I was glued to the television the entire time. Good for you. Yeah. I've ever had. I bet I took less than a thousand steps like both days just because I was glued to the television the entire time. Good for you. Yeah. Yeah, I think it's the least amount

of activity I've done on a Saturday and a Sunday. Just like on a high level, watching the Masters is so annoying because like you want to just play golf the entire time. It just makes you want to play and you know you can't miss any of it.

So you're like, all right. Yeah, we were fortunate enough to have some of the best weather we've had in central Texas in a long time. You know what it was yesterday morning, Dave? It was chilly. It was crisp. It was damn crisp. It was that temperature where your car will heat up, Dave, from the sun.

It's the best. That's the Dave Ruff for me. I can never not think of you when it happens. When it's so cold. It's cold outside, but then you get in your car that's been warmed by the sun and it's just like this little tiny like cocoon it's organic oh oh that is nice uh yeah i had a great weekend how about you will it was good it was good i told dylan earlier i made a mistake and we had our power go out saturday morning which was very detrimental to me watching the Masters. And it turned our water heater off.

So this morning I woke up and I had no hot water. Oh, no. And it's totally my fault. I knew it was going to happen. I just didn't remedy it. So like I turned what was a great weekend into now I'm just dirty. I don't like leaving the house without showering. Is that why you're wearing the hat?

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I had to put on a backwards hat today because I'm a dirty boy. The Dave Ruff. The backwards dad cap. I'm actually not wearing a hat today. I know. What's up?

I don't know. Just a beautiful morning. It is. Yeah, the last eight days, maybe ten really, because if you want to include the entire Final Four, have been just crazy sports. Big sports energy. Big sports.

I know Texas Tech is a regional thing, and none of us in here went to Tech or were necessarily pulling for them. I mean, I was in the game. But that, going into Dirk's retirement, going into, let's go combat sportsmen impromptu. We got Lomachenko fighting Friday night. And then we had a UFCfc car that was completely sick and then you had the masters on top of all that it was absurd oh and the fucking stars split uh on the road against the preds who's the preds fan in here are you

preds fan are you golden knights i'm golden knights you're thinking of bill he's the preds guy yeah okay well nashville great town. You stink, baby. I like Subban, but sorry. I'm riding with Dave on this one. Let's go Stars. Let's go. I'm not going to trash Nashville. I'll be there in a few weeks.

Yeah. Yeah, you don't want people to gun him for you the second you land. Love Nashville. What are you going there for? A bachelor party. Can't wait. Oh. Dave, you've overlooked the Chelsea-

I did. Liverpool game yesterday. I was going to let you just hop in since you're now the niche Twitter feed guy. Yeah. Love your feed. That was great. It was great. It did not work out well with the rescheduled Masters tee times.

Really screwed up my morning soccer routine. But it was fun. Speaking of, I would plan on, so I'd say in Galveston over the weekend, my plan was to get up and leave 8 o'clock, make it back in time to watch a full day of the Masters, and the move, you know, all the teatons getting moved up really just fucked me. Well, dude, think about the people that were, like,

leaving Augusta, maybe they went Saturday, and they scheduled their flight, like, in the morning so they could get home, so they could watch the afternoon. Like, they're the fans that went. I should probably shut up. Just imagine being there. I can't complain about that. That would suck.

But my brother-in-law, who sat shotgun, he set the phone up for me. I did catch a few glances of some big shots en route from Galveston to Austin. That's what Dave and I did for the Cowboys-Lions game with the Ryder Cup. So, shouts to you, Kendall. Wait, when did you get back? What time? I got back at about 12.30 or 1. So I got back when Tiger was probably on like 15 or 16.

15. Oh, dude. You missed the fucking meat. Yeah, you missed the meat, man. Like I just told you, I watched it in the car. Yeah. Okay. I did.

The Masters app is very capable. It is. It's a great app. Watching the Ryder Cup while trying to drive was just the shittiest thing. We were driving up to Dallas for the Cowboy game. We had no choice. We had no choice, but we were losing. I remember there was glimmers of hope.

It didn't work out well. Now might be a good time to express to the listeners that you should not watch TV and drive. Nah. Wasn't the move. Now might be a good time to express to the listeners that you should not watch TV and drive. Nah. Wasn't a move. If Tiger's shot on 16 goes in for an ace, is that one of the best moments in sports? Yeah. Like, in sports? Can we talk about...

Yeah. I want to lobby for British Open starting times on every American tournament. I love just waking up and just sitting there all morning. You're riding solo on this one, sir. Dude, it was so great. It was so awesome. No one wants to get up at 3 a.m. Well, no, not that early, but I didn't hate the 7 a.m. tea times for the Masters

and just soaking it in early and then having the rest of the day to do whatever I wanted. Yesterday was a weird day, though. I ended up just watching NBA playoffs and shit. I'm watching so much sports. It makes no sense. Let me watch some fucking soft-ass movies or something i enjoyed it we'll get into that you want to do let's let's let's talk about early bird cbd real quick and then we'll get to uh our tiger thoughts okay people want big cat talk they're gonna get big cat talk uh early bird cb. You already know by now. These are our boys.

They've got the finest CBD products in all the land. Yeah. What are you messing with these days? Do you have tinctures going, Dave? What's up? Yeah. Yeah. I'll tweet out my proprietary

one-two punch that I like to do. What are you using them for? Where do you see your benefits from CBD? Just having an old man washed body. It's just kind of achy. The right knee in particular. There's not a lot of cartilage in there. So I take it and it helps inflammation.

Wow. Yeah. Where'd your cartilage go, dog? I don't know. Damn. Just a lot of ache there. Someone just ran off with your cartilage? Yeah.

It's messed up. Ran off on the plug twice. I actually gave some to rosie this weekend okay i was like you know what i'm chilling out watching the masters why don't you chill out too so i gave her some some uh dog treats that are 100 usd usda certified organic did you say usd usd uh did she max chill but she did she was like hell yeah let's get tiger well she's english so she's kind of like a rory like she likes people on that side of the pond but you know she by the end of it i convinced her to cheer for tiger sure if you want to get all the

premium cbd products that your heart desires you can go to earlybirdcbd.com and you can use circling back for 20% off that's circling back for 20% off at www.earlybirdcbd.com let's talk about what literally everyone is begging for us to talk about literally everyone they want our tiger thoughts yeah we're the big cat podcast we talk about big cat stories like all the time i think we have a big cat shirt that's in the works. Yeah. We're just the big cat guys. So we'd be remiss if we didn't talk about yesterday. All weekend, really.

Yeah. I was just telling y'all before we started recording, probably my second all-time moment in sports behind Texas winning the national championship back in 05. Since then, it's probably my favorite day of sports. This has been the best Masters I've ever watched. I think. Because there was so much that happened.

The leaderboard was sick. The leaderboard was absurd. The leaderboard was great. Also, just some weird things that happened so you had uh you had the john rom shank that they didn't show on cbs that if the only people that were really into this were like people on twitter we were talking in our group text with with chad we were we were laughing about it but it was the one of it was the worst shank i think i've ever seen in a major uh maybe even a professional tournament i mean it was just a stone cold fucking shank he

looked quite unhappy and then he did the turnaround he turned around and looked like like somebody had like did he sounded a hype horn oh or like who did that it's like dude that was you man you're too off the lead i somehow missed this it it was really funny they didn't show it on the on the broadcast for some reason it was a brutal miss. And then the Zeech thing. Accidentally hitting a tee shot. Okay, I'm going to blow your mind. Apparently, he did it yesterday, too. What?

Okay, so I was listening to the No Laying Up recap last night, and they mentioned this, and I saw Billy Horschel tweeting about it, who apparently played with him. They didn't show it, but apparently he did it again. Is Zeech just doing a bit? Some were saying that he actually has a very his practice swing is dangerously close to the ball i think that was in the like the clip i think they were saying that and that was weird that was so weird because when i first saw it i didn't realize it was a practice swing i thought he just topped or shanked

the ball well they didn't have any footage before like right before like you didn't see him setting up to swing in the video that was going viral so like yeah i thought the same thing is that a new rule yeah they changed it i was so confused i've literally always played like that i've always i've always known that if you hit the ball with your club that's a stroke no see i've always played differently oh really if someone goes up on the tee box and accidentally knocks their ball like they're not actually trying to hit it oh if you're playing with your buddies yeah whatever i've always played it under the impression that that was the rule that you have to address the ball now there's an intent there's an intent element to it i'd see i didn't know that was new i thought that's been around so zeech hits it he goes oh shit which i

mean zeech cussing bad boy shit only question though what if it happens on the green what if you're putting and you set up and your putter accidentally touches the ball and it rolls a couple inches i think that's the same thing i don't know you just replace it i don't know i think i i've never i've never thought about that yeah i didn't think about it man if you do that on a putting stroke the only time it's been applicable in my life is on on the t-box when people go up and they set up and they like like knock the ball over so he looks over at cooch who he's playing with and goes what happens now because he was clearly in panic mode like just jaw drop shocked did that happen on 11 because if it did that's good for him because that's where spectators can't get to they're like way yeah there was no spectators around him okay i. I don't know what hole it was.

I got some buddies like this. They know like every single hole, like the back of their hand at Augusta. I said 11. I meant 13. Yeah. Sorry. They like know the course like the back of their hand, and they're like, oh yeah, that's a tough green.

And I'm like, dude, I don't know it that well. I'm terrible. I'll tell you this. If there's a course or a tournament to learn that, it's the Masters. Their website makes it so fucking easy. I idiotically almost sent this to the group. How do they do this?

If you go to their website, it says powered by IBM. So that's the answer. When it comes to technology and apps and shit, there's probably a better way to say that. The Masters, they're way ahead of the game. Their app is so clean and works so well. Why is it the best app in the world? I don't know.

Because it's the best tournament in the world. I was watching it, like you said yesterday, on my phone. How loyal people are. The quality. It's like you're watching 4K TV. It is. It's 4K quality. There you go.

Boom. They had the thing where you could watch every shot every player hit if you wanted to. I was snorting Adderall and just staying up all night watching. You were snorting it? Yeah, I was just watching every single player. So you saw every shot? I didn't miss one shot this tournament. That's aggressive.

I know. I'm pretty exhausted. Wow, dude. You're like the three-eyed raven. Yeah. I like how he says, yeah, he has no idea what you're talking about.

Yeah, for sure, dude. The three-eyed raven of Augusta. Yeah, I see everything. But for that to happen to ZJ is like, okay. Perfect, yeah. Just hand it to us on a platter.

A Chili's hot plate. I will say that yesterday in terms of Twitter, which is like, usually golf tournaments, especially majors, are one of the most fun times in the world to be on Twitter. Tiger being back in contention and winning for the first time in the Twitter era, winning a green jacket in the Twitter era of it being massive.

A lot of volume shooting out there yesterday. It was a tough morning to be on Twitter. I have two questions about Tiger's 18th yesterday. Number one, what happened on his second shot? I still don't know. I think it was a mud ball. Was it? Mud ball.

Yeah. Okay. That's what I have heard. There's no mud out there. Yeah, there's mud. There's not. There's definitely mud. He had a mud ball previously mud. There's not. There's definitely mud. He had a mud bowl previously in the day.

Did you not watch any Saturday? No, not really. Okay, because it was so muddy at one point for Jon Rahm that he hit a shot and his divot stuck to his club. Oh, so like under the grass, you're saying there weren't any bare spots? No, no, no. It wasn't like bare.

But if your ball hits the ground and rolls into the fairway, there's a very good chance there could be mud on it. He had a previous shot on the front nine that Faldo said something like, oh, that might be the back issues because the ball was below his feet. Yeah. And it looked like he pull hooked it to the left side of the green. I can't remember which hole it was. And Tiger said, Jesus Christ. And he said like he pull hooked it to the left side of the green. I can't remember which hole it was. And Tiger said, Jesus Christ.

And he said, like, mud ball. My second question is, when they were all on the green, why didn't they give Tiger the stage for his, I don't know, 20-foot putt to win? Because Finau was out. Why didn't he just go ahead and putt first and like okay let's let tiger have the stage and take this moment in i don't know i kind of wanted that too i was i was they even made a comment they made a comment about it i still don't know why that might fall on tiger too i don't tiger could have easily said like no go ahead he could have but i don't i don't he was sweating his dick off. He looked...

They zoomed in on him. He was fucking... I'm almost thinking that that only applies to the short putts. So, like, if he was out... He was very out. He was out, but... I mean, he was like 20 feet. It was makeable.

He almost made the... I mean, he's made that putt before, as they noted. I was just confused by that. Yeah, I... If I'm Tony, I'm like, yo, I'm just going to go ahead and putt out, man. This is all you, player. Man, Tony. Go get it. I like Tony, man.

Oh, I'm a big Tony guy. He's awesome. Can we talk about Tony's golf shoes? Nobody else has got playing. I guess Jason Day. Those are the only two guys in the world balling in some Air Maxes. They're not good. No, I like those. I like them. I like them. But they have some all-white. They're not good. No, I like those.

I like them. I like them. But they have some all-white ones that are super clean. Dude, they're better than Brooks' Nike shoes. Those were bad. Those are awful. Brooks' were terrible. Brooks' outfit yesterday was awesome.

His shoes, trash. Yeah, he finally got rid of that hat. Yeah. Oh, my God. He almost won the Masters with that hat. If one of you showed up wearing the Air Max golf shoes... I don't hate them. It would look weird.

I think they're a little too young looking for me. You have the oldest old man shoes I've ever seen. Tony is one of the guys that can wear them. I'm an old man golf shoe guy. He looks good in them. Well, he's probably the most athletic guy on tour, him or Deej. Well, as they noted yesterday, he led the state of Utah in rebounding when he was in high school. Just banging boards?

Did he really? Yeah. Great stat. That's great. But I don't know. I don't like very big departures from the traditional golf shoe, and those are just a little much for me. They look clunky.

They look like skate shoes to me. They do look clunky. No, the ones that look clunky, and this is the guy one of y'all hates. I think it's you. Keegan Bradley's Jordans are the clunkiest looking things I've ever seen. I want to punch him in the face. What's that man doing? He stinks.

I mean, I get it, dude. I'm anti-Keegan. How about his face, though? Talk to us about that. He looks like a little rascal. He has a face of a little rascal. Yeah. His face is not uglier than Rory.

Fuck you, mom. He looks like he's always just thinking, fuck you, mom. I hate him I don't know why I don't really have like a good justification for it but like when he won the US Open

it just bummed me out I was like fuck I don't like Keegan is it because it looks like his clubs are too short for him it's just he's just ugh

he looks like he's gonna thin it every time it's just gross speaking of new clubs you don't hit your new irons yet no no

from Callaway no the Masters got in the way sorry Chad yeah I actually was thinking about going out Sunday morning when it was cool out but then the tea times got moved your new irons yet? No. From Callaway? No, the Masters got in the way. Sorry, Chad. Yeah. I actually was thinking about going out Sunday morning when it was cool out, but then the tee times got moved.

Honestly, yesterday, I was thinking about going out and hitting balls. I was so emotionally drained, though, from just everything that I was like, I'm just going to hang out here and watch Thunder Trailblazers.

Dylan, you interrupted my Twitter, my beginnings of my Twitter issues. What did I do? I started talking about it, and then you just immediately started asking what Tiger was doing on 18, laying up. I'm sorry. That's kind of what this podcast does. Dude, why? Yesterday was probably the worst volume shooting day I've ever seen between Game of Thrones and the Masters, and Tiger being in.

Because it brought all these like hovering golf fans to the Masters to watch and they were just getting off generic tweets but somehow the worst thing of all time was ESPN and the ringer and all these other sites that are like legitimate sports sites that should be covering it in like a very legitimate way just tweeting out things like it's happening with a gif from like parks and rec is why is this acceptable why are people doing this because it's the easiest way to get our teeth yes everybody's trying to go micro vibe it's so fucking lame we live in a micro it's so lame like they literally just like whoever's sitting behind the laptop just looks at the tv sees tiger hit a putt then they

type in something generic like oh my god yeah and then they go to the gif search and then they just type in excited and then they say like oh michael scott boom send it oh we're going viral dude if you can combine tiger masters and office all in one tweet you're going micro it's so bad it was so bad yesterday you know my thoughts on excessive gif use so i don't even need to get into it but yeah it's a bad look did y'all see i got a yiff off yeah which i i yeah it was the undertaker yes i almost i almost i almost responded cool yiff and then i i didn't john duda and i have internet party fame as you know he and i spent a lot of the morning just screenshotting shitty tweets

and just sending them back and forth to each other. Did mine get screenshot? No, no, no. The only things that we screenshot were from generic business accounts. We didn't flame anybody personally. It was just like SportsCenter, ESPN's main account. The Ringer had a really, really bad one with, what's his name? Chris Pratt from Parks and Rec rec where he does the excited face like

oh god like he's looking around and it was just like dude there there has to be other tiger gifs out there also you can just take what's going on on the television and immediately put it into a gif like or yif or yif like you're the ringer. Oh, yeah. You have the technological capabilities of doing this kind of stuff. But instead, you're just defaulting to these normie GIFs that are, like, TV shows that aren't on anymore. It's just lame. Sorry. I had to get that out of the way. You know I actually do social media for the ringer now, right?

I actually know somebody who does. And I'm hoping that he's not the one who sends the tweets. Because, like, it's like, it's just laziness. It's just trying to ride the wave. Sports center has multiple millions of followers and they're just sending out, they're sending out Michael Scott gifs on the Sunday at the master. Here's the thing.

It's like, it's like you're out in Florida, you're out in like a Jacksonville, and there's like thousands of people out in the water with their boards, and there's just party wave after party wave, and they're so easy to get up on, and they're the perfect wave. And if you just try to get up,

you're going to go all the way into shore. Because everybody's logged into Twitter, they're dialed, and they want to be part of it, and they're just mashing that RT board. What a ridiculous analogy that was. Thank you. That's exactly what it is. Couldn't have said it better myself thank you perfect set of ways is what yesterday was hey

look i'm not above it no i mean dude i i definitely had a few tweets yesterday that i was like i try it like i think what i like about us is that like we try to do stuff in our own way like we do niche things. Tongue in cheek. This is going to sound like such a deep-oam douche hipster. But we try to... Yeah, we're going to do some Tiger stuff, but we want to do a little bit different take on it. I don't know.

Did you guys cry yesterday? I teared up quite a bit, especially when he saw his family, his kids. I hadn't seen his kids since they were little. Dylan's like, I don't compute sports emotions. The only time I've ever cried during sports was after my last high school baseball game. Because I knew it was the last game I ever played. Because it was just over.

I was like, I broke down big time. I thought you were getting called to the triple-A line for that game. What did the box score look like? I got two base hits my last game. My last at bat ever i got i got a single wow did they did you did you take your hat off and go to the mound and do it no i didn't do one of those turn for the entire crowd didn't do one of those um i got a little i got a lump in the throat during the when he was embracing his family that's the part that

kind of got me he reacted differently than i thought why i thought he would have broken down immediately but teared up he was he was fucking lit that's the most excited he's ever been after yeah ever that that was cool to see you don't see emotion like that of that guy he's a robot i teared up and then i i might call the beta for this but dude I went to go call my mom like right after it happened and she started calling me and she was just like so pumped and so happy dude Nancy got a grandma I just started getting a little I just started getting a little misty she got a grandma this weekend yeah yeah tiger was the reason I got into golf like 1997 I was 10 years old I think I had already taken like golf lessons and stuff at that point. But without him doing that shit in 97,

there's no way that I was just going to do laps at the local course. You want to hear something funny? You know my buddy that we played with, Malone? So there's a guy who lives in Austin. He used to own a bar here. He played on my high school golf team. Great player. In high school, he was a Duval guy.

He was a David Duval guy. So he would root against Tiger. And it was so stupid. That guy reached number one in the world and then just did nothing with it. And then we never heard from him again. He's crushing it on Golf Channel. I enjoy his insight.

That's about it. Yeah. Like, what have they done? Not much. Let me put some questions in. Can I hit you all with some questions? Yeah, rapid fire. That's why we're here questions in. Can I hit you all with some questions? Yeah, rapid fire.

That's why we're here, Dave. Was this the greatest comeback in sports history? Yes. I agree. 22 years. Multiple back surgeries, a spinal fusion, DUI, scandal. Getting smoked by a four iron from his ex-wife. Rehab. DUI. He had a million drugs in his system. All that stuff.

The Ambien. Wasn't it Ambien and stuff? I forget. He had a bunch of stuff. It's something that I'm not taking. It's not part of my proprietary. I'm pretty sure Ambien wasn't there. He was robo-tripping just like ugh. Okay. Next question. dylan you got something no next question does he get to jack

does he get to 18 yes 15 yes i say yes to he does this was a major point of contention in my group text because before tiger's downfall before anything happened one of my friends made a bet with another friend a high money bet that tiger wouldn't win two more majors i think two was the number if he wins two he couldn't win three it's here's what's crazy well that entire thing transpired and then the second after like the the winter after they made that bet was when all the shit hit the fan with tiger and so it's been this constant buzz in our group text of like, dude, this isn't going to happen. And yesterday was the first glimpse of like, oh my God, he's back and he could win more. When he was at his peak and winning, you know, stacking majors, he got to 14.

The question was not if he's going to catch Jack. It was like, how many is he going to beat Jack by? 20 what was the number? Like 22, 25? We didn't know. Then all this shit happened with the scandal and the back and all that stuff. And people were like, is he ever going to win another tournament again? Probably not.

Because he just lost his swing. Everything was bad. Now, full circle, it's like, I'm here saying, like, yes, he's going to catch Jack. It's crazy. After all the years off, it's just an unbelievable story. I think he gets to 18. I think it's 18, and then that's it. I know that's crazy, but.

So he ties up. He did something. Yes. He did something he's never done. He won a major coming from behind. Yes, that's true, too. What, from behind? Yeah, make the jokes uh from behind

but dude they didn't drop that that many times yesterday they really didn't i thought that they would i was thinking about that i was like they haven't said it once that he's never come back i think the thought was that if he's gonna get one at augusta it's gonna be he just kind of sneaks in there and gets it. Like somebody has a meltdown. Like he's maybe three or four off the lead

on Sunday and he goes kind of low, maybe 67, 68. You're kind of describing what happened. He was 200 yesterday. Yeah.

Okay. But Molinari melted down yesterday. Molinari did, but okay, yeah, you're kind of right, but there was was still chart you had charges from DJ Xander Brooks the DJ charge came out of nowhere it's because they couldn't they didn't show him there was too much going on yesterday they couldn't show all of a sudden they were like Kyle this pot for DJs to go to 13 under it's like wait what our buddy Kyle Van Duho trouble with the script pod he hit me up

or he had my group text up he's like like, dude, they haven't shown any DJ. Where did this come from? Yeah, what group text was that? He screenshot you. It's me. Yeah, it's our business and weather group chat with Pete Hart and Kyle. He violated the rules,

but that's okay. My next question, out of those guys who were right there, I'm not going to count Molinari because he's a little bit older. He's a lot older. He's in his 30s so zander brooks dj can't live i guess can't lay he was there all day he was he actually until he literally he had the lead yeah who's gonna win a green jacket first out of those guys i'll put jt in there too brooks brooks all the young guys in there

brooks brooks has so much game when bro is on, he's pretty much unbeatable. I thought he was going to birdie 18. Oh, he should have. Holy shit. That was my biggest fear yesterday. I didn't think Tiger was going to melt down, but I was worried about him getting any more birdies. And the scary part was just imagining Brooks just mashing that beast mode button.

Yeah, if anyone was going to fuck that up for everybody, it would have been Brooks. And then when you saw Xander and stuff, it was just like, oh my God, this would be such a nice story for these guys if it wasn't against Tiger. Like, anybody but him. Yeah.

You know why I like Xander? If Xander Shoffle is the one who's standing between Tiger and his green jacket comeback, it'd just be devastating. Patrick Lee putting that on him? Like, come on, get out of here. You know what I like about Xander in addition to like he is just remarkable game and he's very consistent I look at him and I have no idea what his personality is like like for some reason I can't get a read on him I feel like most of those guys out there I can look at and I can make like an assumption about their personality X, I don't know anything about him. Now, I've heard great things,

but looking at him, it's like he's just kind of an anomaly to me. I think he's so under the radar. I think DJ gets it before Brooks. The green jacket, that is. I feel like the odds are very even on that. Yeah. Like, it's a pick-em.

I just think Brooks has more of a killer's mentality. Finau's going to win a major this year. I hope so. Xander's going to win a major this year. No, he's not. Xander. David, stop it. I cannot wait.

We're going to pull the tape on this here in like... He's not. Yes, he is. No! You know we got the PGA in like four weeks why did they move it up because they're tight i don't know probably not that's not why so it's like a month away right uh yeah where is it let's pull up some fun facts let's get the exact date doesn't really matter i don't know it doesn't matter this brain doesn't keep that kind of information inside of it.

Golf. Golf just needs this to happen. It was... It's so good for the kid. It was like feeling like... I was a little kid yesterday. It was just such a nice... I tweeted this.

As the day went on, once an hour, I would be like, oh, Tiger won today. And I'd start smiling. I was just happy. It was so nice. I couldn't even grasp what was happening at the end. Like it all seemed too easy at one point. And I was just like, he's actually going to win this.

And like, I'm not that worried about it on 18 that he's going to win this. Like he's just going to do it. The shot on 16 that almost, he almost holed. That's when I knew like, this is, he's got it. You saw Kuchar's holing one there, right? I did, yeah. They set the pins at the same spot every Sunday. They want one or two hole-in-ones that day.

They know what they're doing. What did Kuchar shoot after Phil eviscerated him on Twitter? He whipped Phil's ass. Did he? Yeah. Phil, dude. That's a wild name. Why is he hitting flop shots from right off the green?

Is he your friend in the group chat that just takes cheap shots when shit starts going against him? Yes. What? What were those flop shots? Why are more people not talking about the flops? Just putt the ball, Phil. You're 12 feet from the hole. Putt.

You have all the green to work with. Like, all of it. What are you doing? It was flat. Dude, seeing him with a full backswing 12 feet away from the hole is unbelievable. The balls to make that cut. What if he blades one? Exactly.

I mean, he's not going to. No, he's not. But it's just. We're kind of overlooking this. What's in the tincture? Yeah. What is he microdosing honestly any if i see anybody doing a tincture in 2019 especially someone who is an athlete

it's cbd did he go to did he go to early bird cbd i bet it was i bet it was some kind of uh energy like vitamin something give him a little boost sally's got some b12 b12 is what she makes me take that once in a while yeah it tastes like shit i've had a i's got some b12 b12 is what she makes me take that once in a while yeah it tastes like shit i've had a i've had a b12 tincture before i don't i've been eating hella fish lately hella fish yeah three years i'm gonna get i'm gonna get that mercury didn't the mercury poisoning iodine poisoning you can get mercury poisoning from eating too much sushi i don't know if that's because it's raw or just because it's fish i remember ari got it like in the peak of Entourage

and I was like, that's so tight. Yeah, he just went to town on sushi. Jeremy Piven's just eating sushi for every meal. Yeah, Pimp C got it. Rest in peace.

Really? Is that how he died? Hey, what about Tiger's gum thing? That was getting a lot of play. Why is he so cocky with the gum?

I guess because he's Tiger? I feel like Twitter was really into the gum thing and I just didn't care. I don't know. It would have driven Dylan insane being around him the entire time. He chews it like cocky gym guy.

Like T-Man chews it? Like T-Man or Two Man. Why are we having so much trouble with T-Man? We're all excited. He chews it like a guy who's big, but he hides it under a a baggier sweatshirt and he goes in the gym and he's just kind of doing bits he goes and hangs out talks to some people and goes over does a set of heavy bench talks to somebody else he's like the mayor of

gold's gym that's how he chooses gum the mayor of gold's gym any closing thoughts on tiger i'm just so happy about it that's all great day for golf i got texts from people yesterday who i haven't talked to in a while just excited they were just excited it was so awesome it brought people together it did no one no one in sports i'll say it no one in sports history can captivate an audience like tiger woods no who else who else compares nobody it's an individual sport so that it has to be factored in of course i don't remember there's no one else i don't remember who said it but somebody said i think it was dj pie house key from no laying up said it like watching tiger must be like a nation watching like a world

cup team like it's the closest we can get to being like so unified that everyone wants him to win i think muhammad ali can kind of compare historically but i wasn't around for that so i really can't say for sure but i think i think he was kind of one of those figures too it's an old joke but tiger is he's just on another level, man. I had somebody in my group text who was actually rooting for a three-way playoff between Brooks, DJ, and Tiger.

Yeah, that would've been electric. That would've been tight, but I was like, not today. No. Not today, please. Yesterday was our day. If they want to do that

during another major, I don't know, maybe a US Open, do a full Monday. Feel free. That's a Mondayay i'm not doing shit feel free we're not recording that monday no we're recording we're just doing it see that was another thing i think the last time that i was this excited watching a golf tournament was

when tiger won tory pines against rocco mediate in the u.s open playoff because he had no knee and i will i always love the tory pines tournaments just because i've played there a few times and had some really nice enjoyable moments there flex and wow it's i know that course like some people know augusta like i can look at a hole and be like that's that one whatever also you're a huge rocco guy well anytime you get like bonus rocco it's It's just huge. PGA is at Bethpage. Bethpage? New York. Long Island.

Strong Island. Wow. Damn. The black horse, right? Woo-hoo! Bethpage black, baby. Hey. Actually, no.

I don't want to go down the road that I almost just took us down. Actually, fuck it. Pull over and let's talk about it. Fuck it. Let's pull over. Pull it over. Here comes unhinged will. Pull it over. Here comes unhinged Will. Pull it over.

I got a DM this weekend from somebody. I forget what question he asked me. He asked me a very generic question. But then, he told me something interesting. Or he asked me another interesting question.

He said, Will, do you really not know the name of Dylan's cat? And I said, no, I don't. Dylan has not told us. And he said, I met Dylan's cousin and he told me the name of the cat

And he said it's very He's like it's He's like it's really embarrassing My cousin Will Who was here I don't know I didn't ask what cousin it was I don't have that many

Male cousins Okay Maybe it was a lady You said he Dude looks like a lady Did he tell you the name No I told him I didn't want to know.

Really? Yeah. What's this guy's name? Can you give me a first name? I forget. I don't even remember what social media I was DMing with him on. Okay. I think it was yesterday or Saturday.

Okay. It's just an embarrassing name. People have kind of forgotten about this. I'm thankful. There's not as much chatter. I'm thankful. What have you heard it recently, I thought? Dave, did you hear it?

No, I might have been making that up. I don't know. You play too much, man. You do play too much. You see Dave hitting the whoa at Lifetime? That was good. I'm trying to get a pump in. He's over here just playing like you play too much.

You had your phone out. What are you doing? Oh, we have fun, don't we, Dave? Yeah, I thought you weren't supposed to tape people in the gym. Dave, we have fun, right? That's why I don't want to go with you guys, because you guys are going to be taping me and shit. No, dude, we will not. That's the thing.

We're not going to shame you like one of our... Me going to the gym, it's going to be like a Dave Chappelle show. You've got to put your phone away. One of our dear friends shames somebody at the gym, and I won't stand for it. Remember the text he sent? Yes. I was going to let one of you guys pile on, because I wasn't going to. You know who you are. You know who you are.

You know who you are. Dave and I were just goofing. Right, Dave? We were new boot goofing. Speaking of new boots, time to get fitted. Yeah. Indochino is the world's most exciting made-to-measure menswear company. Dylan, were you wearing an Indochino suit at the wedding this weekend?

I was wearing an Indochino shirt. Okay, okay, okay. Okay. How did it fit? You go in this place, and they measure you for everything. Full suit measurements for a shirt, for a coat, for pants, for everything. So when you go to the website, you're just like, I want a shirt. And they custom make it right there, and they ship it to you, and it fits like a glove.

I mean, this shirt, it went off. Like a glove. It went off. Thank you, David. I had my initials embroidered on the cuff there. Oh, wow. That's cocky. We get it, dude.

Yeah. Yeah. I feel good to have oil money in order to do that. Or be Micah. It was white thread to match the shirt, so it was pretty subtle but you could see it it was it was sharp yeah oh dylan that's that's that might be the most swag thing you've ever done the white on white yeah whether you're getting married or you're just trying to get you know sued and booted for the conference room indochino is the only way to go. You can choose your fabric. You can choose your designs. You can choose everything.

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I'm going to give a wet bounce pass to each of you right now. Okay. Game of Thrones premiered last night. Yeah, so Sunday was a big day

for everyone, but especially if you're a fan of golf and of Game of Thrones because Season 8 premiere. Dylan texted me yesterday. Are you going to sit here for the...

What are you doing? Dylan texted me yesterday and he said, all you gotta be real with me have you have you caught up on game of thrones dylan thought that i've been watching this entire i thought i thought he was gonna pull an over on us there was a moment where i was going to do it and honestly i should have i think i probably could have done it with days to spare. There was a moment where I was going to do it. Um, and I just started thinking about, I was like, man, I got to watch like three hours of TV a night doing this. Like that's really going to take over my life. And it just scared me. And I didn't think I could do it. And then I, then I convinced myself that waiting

until it was over would be the move because then i could binge it all at once no worries no gaps between seasons just boom boom boom boom boom so that's what i'm going to do that's okay how do we do i don't want to do this conversation do you want me to i want you to get ruined i can put on my headphones they're noise canceling and i can listen to the wallflowers for the next you know however long you guys need by the time you get to season eight after this you know if you're going to start it after the season concludes you won't remember any spoilers we say right yeah for sure and like like my brain you know how your brain surprises you during tribute pursuit my brain surprised me by how much i can't remember and so like it's not it's it's not you're not worried it? I'm not really worried about it.

That being said, I'm going to toss on some headphones for a few minutes. And you guys can recap what happened. Okay. Oh, wow, you really are. No, he's actually doing that. Yeah, I'm going to. I thought you were just going to tell people that. No, I'm going to toss it.

I told you, I'm going to listen to the Wallflowers. Are these the Charlie Hoffman headphones that open synapses in your brain? Yes. Some neural pathway shit? Dave, let's just talk shit about Will while he has the headphones on. You can do that if you want. Okay.

All right, we're going noise canceling in one, two, three. He looks like shit today. Man, that Will's just a big piece of shit. Not only that, I can smell him. He smells like ass. He smells like cilantro and ass. Yeah.

So anyway, I'm a little worried. I thought last night was okay. It was a classic setup episode. Yeah. So anyway, I'm a little worried. I thought last night was okay. It was a classic setup episode. Yeah. Opening episode. It was exactly what I expected. My thing is, it's like, we got five episodes to fuck around and do this. Yeah, you got to kind of get to the action.

I think it's going to hit fast and hard next episode. By the way, we will be doing doing there will be some spoilers in this yes well if you're yeah if you're like will skip ahead yeah match that 15 second button or whatever yeah match it like 10 times like 10 times at least so one problem i have is like kind of the idea and maybe this is part of a long con play that that tyrian somehow doesn't know he didn't really it didn't really cross his mind that maybe Cersei's lying to him. And Sansa's like, hey, yeah, your sister. She called his bitch ass out for it.

Yeah, dude. I know Tyrion's made some mistakes. The last couple seasons, he's made some bad moves. But this, it's like, dude, I'm not going to believe that he never thought that maybe Cersei wasn't going to send the army that way. It's a little weird. Yeah. Arya, like Arya said, Sansa's the smartest person she knows.

So maybe she's just ahead of the game here. Are you a Sansa person or do you think she stinks? There's a lot of people on Twitter who think she just stinks. I'm pretty neutral on her. She doesn't bother me. She does not move the needle for me. I don't think she stinks, though. I don't think she stinks, but it's just... Arya's a little badass now, though. Yeah doesn't bother me. She does not move the needle for me. I don't think she stinks though. I don't think she stinks but it's just

Arya's a little badass now though. Yeah she's stone cold. What did you think about her little reunion with the hound? I thought it was pretty tight. Yeah. Pretty tight. That's like mutual respect.

She doesn't take any shit from anybody anymore. That's like when Kat and Brooks like't take any shit from anybody anymore. That's like when Cat and Brooks, they hug each other after the round. Yeah. That's basically what they're like. That's my comparison. That's fair. If you guys don't like that, then go watch golf.

I really enjoyed the closing sequence there with Jamie Lannister arriving in Winterfell and then spotting Bran. And he was like, oh, fuck. People were having a field day with Bran just pulling up on everybody. That's kind of a storyline

that's been under the radar for much of the entire series, I think, is that Bran is still out here alive and, you know, the Jaime thing from episode one

of the series. What do you think about Salt-N-Pepa Jaime? Oh, he's... That's a hot man. That's just a hot man. That just adds to, to his look,

man. He's looking good. But hang on. Is the mic going to pick up the fact that Will's really listening to the wallflowers? Cause I can hear it. Is that the wallflower? I can hear that.

No, he's listening to the only difference. Are you listening to take them off? Are you listening to the only difference? Yeah. Is your mic on? Did you turn it off? Is it still hot? Oh, it's hot. You might want to turn it off. Cause you listening to The Only Difference? Yeah. Is your mic on or did you turn it off? Is it still hot?

Oh, it's hot. You might want to turn it off because I can hear that shit. We'll push it away. The wallflowers? Sorry, dude. I'm raging. He really is doing it. That wasn't even a bit.

He's just getting down to the wallflowers right now. Okay. How much time do we suspect has lapsed from last season to this one? Because Jamie's entire look changed right yeah he grew a fucking swaggy beard

I thought he just took he just rode a horse from King's Landing to Winterfell did it take five years no I think I think you have I'm saying a month

because Euron had to go back and get his fleet right come back I'm ready for Euron to get got that dude bothers me I don't like his aura everything about that guy makes me feel dirty he's a scumbag yeah well he's a good character

he needs to step up his security because uh theon was able to just kind of murk his the five dudes on his ship and take back uh his sister he took it to cersei though god he really did i thought we're gonna get a sex scene i'm a little surprised we didn't get that scene. Yeah. Not to be all horned up, but I was like... I was kind of wanting to see what kind of weird shit they got into. Yeah. But we got to see Bronn with some brothel girls.

We did. Okay, the scene where Jon was riding the dragon, shouldn't more have been made about the fact that he was able to ride the dragon? Because isn't it only a Targaryen thing? Yeah. So how is she like, yeah, just hop on without knowing that he was a Targaryen? I don't know. That went over my head a little bit.

I feel like there's a lot of gravity defying things on the people who are riding the dragon, by the way. I mean, that thing was, the terminal velocity of that thing going straight down the canyon oh yeah you're not you're not hanging on you're not hanging off of that why can't they just they build a harness yeah strap it around the the dragon's neck and just strap yourself in or like i'm not just gonna hang on to his little spike things i want to die why is john not putting some spurs on i'll be a dead man you'll be a dead man some chaps some spurs That was a tight scene, though. Coming through the mountains there. You know what it made me think of?

You remember that scene in Tombstone when Wyatt and that singer broad chase after each other on the horses? They're playfully flirting? That's what it made me think of. Yeah. And Wyatt got in that ass. Call me a dork if you have to, but every time the dragons do something just real tight, I get chills. It's super tight. You know, I get shit for crying a lot, but I cried yesterday.

When the dragons were... I didn't cry. I'm fucking around. I do get chills, though. I get it. Like, anytime someone in the show sees the dragon for the first time and like, oh, fuck, these things are actually real. I think Arya did it this episode. They flew in over Winterfell and they arrived and she was like, oh, fuck, these are real.

We out here. Yeah, we out here. I have chills now thinking about it. Dude, wow, you're fully erect. Damn, I'm a bitch. What are you doing? I'm not erect, David. Stop it.

What else? It was a fun little setup episode. It was fun. You had to know not a whole lot was going to happen. I know. I'm just sad about the five episode thing. Do you think? Five more episodes.

Because I feel like there's some relationships, mainly like Sansa and... Old girl. I can't even think of her name. I'm blanking on her name. The Queen. Oh, Daenerys? Daenerys, yeah. I feel like we're going to need to do that relationship over more than what we're going to be doing it over.

You know what I mean? We're on the verge of a catfight. A catfight that, you know, it's going to be resolved in like two episodes. Question. I can't believe I just blinked on her name. I apologize. Do you think Jon will break the news to Daenerys that they are in fact related

and he is the heir to the throne? Or for the betterment of the objective, he holds that information until the battle has concluded? I'm thinking what's going to happen is he's going to hold it in, but it's going to come out in some way that he has no control over. Either him getting burned alive and surviving or something. Because it's just...

Yeah. Maybe Braun, because Braun just blurts out shit. Maybe Braun just kind of puts him on blast. Braun doesn't know. No, Bran. Bran, I'm sorry. Yeah.

Okay. This is why I'm not on OCC yeah he does he just says shit like dude keep your mouth shut all right dude that was weird timing he's lost all social timing since he became the raven he's just an awkward little fuck yeah like dude why are you being so creepy over there in your wheelchair but speaking of braun braun's not killing Jaime or Tyrion, right? I don't know, man. Dude, he's a real dude. No. He's a real one.

He's a real dude. He's not going to do that for money. Yeah. I sure hope not. It's going to be fun to see, though. Yeah. It's fun to see. Man.

Anything else? Hey, just be ready. Shit's about to start popping off, Dave. I know. You know it. I know. What do you think about the dude that's the commander of the private army, the mercenaries, that came in with Euron, that Euron went back and got? Yeah.

I don't know. He didn't leave much of a personal memory. We're going to get a little bit more out of that character? Probably. Probably. I feel like we need more. I don't know. I keep harping on the five episode thing

I mean we I know that some of them are going to be longer than an hour are going to have like an hour and a half finale or something but I just hope it's not like last season because last season I enjoyed it I just felt like it was rushed I think a lot of people thought that

they moved a lot of things on quickly and I don't want it to end like that because there's been so much good out of this series so I don't know got any anything else any predictions no i i don't like to get too much in a prediction thing i like to just sit back and enjoy the ride i'm not i'm not a big theory guy i hopped on the reddit last night yeah it starts to collude my my thought process during the show i don't want too much

yeah too much going on up there. That's fair. I like to just sit back and see what George R.R. Martin has in store for me. I won't look into theories as much as I'm looking at maybe some things that I missed, like the kid that was nailed to the wall and the arms and the symbol that were surrounding him, like what that was. I'm still not sure. I guess it was something that's been addressed and

the uh the white walkers have done that before on previous episodes i don't know what it means they're game of thrones nerds listening now just screaming at their radio we're not a game of thrones pod we're just a couple dudes who enjoy it and one guy who's listening to the wallflowers with headphones so don't come at it if you guys you know what if you want to talk game of thrones though i'm down to so hit me up dm me if you got any good theories or anything but uh if you like have access to leaked script or something please don't spoil the show for me or dylan yeah because then we'll track you down and just beat the piss out of you yeah we will okay well let's go welcome back man good to be here thanks for having me i only fucked up two characters

names so nice yeah big joffrey guy okay no one's a joffrey dude i'm a big joffrey guy joffrey's a little bitch no ramsay's the one that uh if you want to be provocative and be like i'm actually team ramsay you can tweet that and people be like, I'm actually Team Ramsey, you can tweet that. And people will be like, oh, dude, you're crazy. Talk about being twisted. I did find out that the character who I think is the prettiest female lead, I did find out that she's dead. Someone told me that at a dinner recently. Wait, what? Like she died.

She got killed. Oh, Lady Stark? No, I'm kidding. I don't know who it is. Oh. I don't know her actual name. Let's not go further than that. I forget that's her name.

But I was just told. She was from... Fuck this up. She was married to Tommen. What's her name? What's her name? King Tommen? Oh, yeah.

I forget that chick's name. But she is fine. She's in a lot of English programming. Yeah, she's really attractive. I don't want to spoil it, but you can see her... Tease. In all of her glory. If you watch the show.

You can see her tease. Right on, right on. If you're into that. If you're into that. You also see some hammers, too. Do you? Yeah. There's a dong in season one, isn't there?

I don't know. There's some male buttocks. Oh, yeah. That was a weirdly sexual Game of Thrones recap. I don't know. There's some male buttocks. Oh, yeah. That was a weirdly sexual Game of Thrones recap. You guys get, like... Well, Dylan's over here getting horned up over dragons. He accused me of being fully torqued over the Dothrakis. I thought he was beta or torqued over here.

The Dothrakis. I'm a big Dothraki guy, too. Their weddings are so fucking hard. They're savages. Wait, how far did you actually get? One episode. You're such a douchebag. Yeah, the Dothraki wedding was in episode one.

That's right. Dude, what? Why are they just killing each other? Yeah. I'm really hoping that the only difference via the wallflowers does not come through on the freaking podcast. It's very possible it did. I could hear it.

If you could hear it,'s very if you could hear it people might be able to hear it if they do i'm sorry did you transition into some one headlight yeah wow you're playing all the hits yeah they've got they've got a good catalog they've got a sneaky good one three marlenas goes hard six avenue heartache that's a good song goes hard i mean they've got some they've got some really good hits. A lot of people say that Jacob Dillon is better than Bob Dillon. If you had two tickets in each hand and you said, Will, which one do you want?

You're taking Jacob Dillon every single time. Because you're not going to be able to understand Bob. Oh, my God. Stop it. Dude, that's just how it is. I'd much rather see the Wallflower's Greatest Hits live. Right now, you got a Willie ticket and you got a Lucas Nelson ticket.

Who you going to? Lucas. You're going to Lucas. Stop. Dude, he's so good. He's really good. He is really good. I've seen him live. This is not me poo-pooing Willie. This is me saying that Lucas Nelson is really impressive. I've seen him live. He's really good. Have you seen him though? But he's... We're talking about Willie Nelson. Actually, embarrassed to say this. I've seen him live. He's really good. Have you seen him, though? But he's...

We're talking about Willie Nelson. Actually, embarrassed to say this, I've never seen Willie Nelson. I've never seen Willie either. And that's why... How have I seen him twice? It's shameful. I was just kidding.

Look, I was just kidding. Like, Jason, I would definitely go to Willie because I've never seen him. No. But once I get that under my belt and you offer those tickets, I'm going to Lucas.

I got dragged a little bit. I forget where it was. It was either on Twitter or Reddit. And it was for saying that Willie Nelson wasn't that great in concert at the age of 80. That's just a fact. Sorry. That doesn't diminish his entire career, though. No, it doesn't.

I said nothing of that. When I said that, you kind of egged me on to say it in that episode. And you got no shit for pretty much triggering me to do it. I'm just throwing the pot, baby. Just saying. This is the moving day of podcasts. I'm just trying to move the pieces into the right place. Should we move the pieces over to that dude

that got got by a bird? I need the recap of this story because I somehow missed it. it's kind it's very sad and i'm gonna tell you about it what kind of bird are we talking about as soon as i can pull it up on my phone uh i don't even i had never heard of it admittedly hold on sorry i i should have been pulling this up while uh it's the It's apparently a cassowary, which I had never heard of. How big is a cassowary? It's a rare emu-like bird.

Attacks and kills Florida man. It's sad because it was his pet and he was like 75. Oh, shit. Yeah, it's sad. It's not like he was hunting it. Fun story. But because we want people to be aware of dangerous animals, this is a bird and birds are basically dinosaurs,

and we're the Noted Dinosaur Podcast. Let's talk about it. So the guy... It's related to the emo. It's a cassowary. It's a giant bird with long claws on each foot. It killed its owner after he fell in the backyard of his Gainesville, Florida home.

I'm reading this from CNN.com. I know it's probably fake news. I apologize. Damn. This is sad. So I think the owner, he was a breeder of the rare bird. It's native to Australia and New Guinea. Okay.

You should never own a species of animal that's native to Australia or New Guinea. Yeah. They just grow them different there. Yeah. No, they really do. I feel likeia low-key like africa probably gets more credit for this but i feel like australia low-key has like the most dangerous animals yeah they're just hard there well you know because most of them aren't

indigenous to australia they were introduced there so now it's just everybody's fucking wilding out so like the same with the humans yeah don't people always say that like australians are like low-key savage because they all got like sent there as like a prison i don't people always say that? Like, Australians are, like, low-key savage because they all got, like, sent there as, like, a prison? I don't know how much of that is true. People say that, yeah. You know, Jason Day is Australian. Man, he went Jason Day-ier yesterday. So...

Do you want some info on castlewares real quick? Wow, the Florida Wildlife Commission, they consider it a Class II wildlife, meaning they pose danger to humans and are subject to specific cage requirements if you have specific cage requirements I don't want you in my town so this guy was he was letting his just chill in his backyard yeah and so when he fell this thing just went to town on that's too bad it's a flightless bird related to the emu you know the third tallest and

second heaviest living birds smaller only than the ostrich and the emu. Did you know that we have an emu at our ranch? No. We own one emu. He chills with the horses. They're all boys. It's tight. But, yeah, he's never gotten anybody.

This says, it says, cassowaries feed mainly on fruit, although all species are truly omnivorous and will take a range of other plant food including shoots and grass seeds in addition to fungi invertebrates and small vertebrates cassowaries are very wary of humans but have provoked they are capable of inflicting serious injuries occasionally fatal to dogs and people it can run up to 31 miles an hour jump almost seven feet in the air and is a skilled swimmer that creeps me out i don't like the thought of that thing swimming how does this one with those talons man i mean i think

they're webbed so it probably has like kick game strong oh my god just chopping through the water these things will kill you like different ways too cassowary strikes to the abdomen are among the rarest of all but there is one case of a dog that was kicked in the belly in 1995. The blow left no puncture, but there was severe bruising. The dog later died from an apparent intestinal rupture. Damn. That's sad. It is sad.

You get crazy strong legs. I do want to know what kind of dog that was, though. The Fallen. I don't really want to know much more about that. Cassowary, though. Who's...'s okay time out why so this guy was breeding them

so that means there's a marketplace for them what's the is it just a kind of like he was the pusher he was the pusher man in his like little neighbor his little cul-de-sac but why

he's like you need a cassowary you come to me I'm the cassowary man is it just cause like you want to stun on the dude who's got the emu like so you know the dorn dorn family ranch they've got the emu and they're like okay okay 15 percent of cassowary attacks are people defending or the cassowaries defending themselves what percent seven percent are involved with them defending their chicks or eggs

which makes me think that maybe this guy fell over and freaked out and then like... That's just 7%, man. I know. That means 93% of the time they're just going, they're just wilding out. No, that is incorrect. Oh. No, most of the attacks... Let me see.

I just had this up. 71% of the time the bird had chased or charged the victim. 15% of the time they were kicked. Of the attacks, 73% involved the birds expecting or snatching food. Trying to get fed. So you got this class two. This is in Florida. Class two, that's alligators, honey badgers, clouded leopards.

And also the cassowary. Class one, lions, one lions tigers bears more traditional predators i feel like those all should just kind of be in the same class if you're murking human beings you should probably be in the same class like if if my neighbor has a leopard and then he or he has a bear like there's still it's equally going to scare the shit out of me like i'm not going to be comfortable with him owning either of those. Right? No, that's a sketchy-ass neighbor. Like, what?

You don't need to keep a bear at the crib. Like, what are you doing? If my neighbor has any type of bird, they're sketchy to me. They have a parakeet, I'm like, yo, are you serious? What's up? Damn. What are you doing? So, like, if you have a...

Sorry to all the bird owners out there. If you have a cassowary, then I'm like, dude, there's something up with this guy. He's got this like potentially lethal bird just chilling in his backyard. Class two. Yeah, he's got a class two animal. How much land does this fella have? Or had, I guess. I don't know.

Nobody knows. Yeah, it's literally impossible to know. Someone has to know. CNN didn't cover that. Okay. I mean, are we talking, he's in a residential, his backyard is, you know. I just said he's the pusher man of his cul-de-sac. Well, I don't think he actually lives in a cul-de-sac, Will.

It's impossible to know. Or does he have, you know, 10 acres out in the hill country? We just don't know. I'm going to say he's got five acres. Did you just random guess? I'm imagining this dude just like having like one of those screened-in pools like everyone in Florida has. And he's just chilling there. Yeah, those are everywhere, man.

They're tight. I love them. Is it because of the bug situation? Yeah, definitely. I love it. You didn't play golf with us in Ponte Vedra, but the bug situation was dire. We almost quit because of the bug situation. Three holes in, I was ready. If somebody would have been the first domino to be like, you know what, I'm done, I would have been like, yeah, I am too.

You're going to catch malaria out there. I've never been morbid. You would look down, and there was hundreds if not thousands of mosquitoes swarming your legs dude what's the deal with mosquitoes you had to when you went to the tea box you had to sprint off of the tea box after hitting your shop because you would just get eaten alive yeah it was it was truly terrible sketchy man. If you had to own one bird, what kind of bird would it be? A bald eagle. That's a good answer. Because it's the alpha of all birds, man. No, I'm not going to do that to that bald eagle.

They're meant to fly. I'm going to own it, but he's going to do whatever he wants. He's going to run the neighborhood. Okay, assuming your ownership is many, many acres of land, and also he will fly free daily eagle like hey go go catch some lunch man i'll see i'll see you later deuces and he'll go just eat some snakes and shit come back and we'll just chill watch a masters whatever you're gonna watch the masters with your i'd always i'd always wonder what that eagle will be doing without me though

what about if like just you'd be doing eagle shit. I know. I'd be like, you know what? Maybe you're better off without me in your life. You'd be soaring above the trees. I think I'd just get a flamingo and we'd just chill. God, you would get a flamingo. What about a penguin, though?

Oh, that's the answer. Penguin. Penguins are so dumb. They're not flying anywhere, Dave. Call me Mr. Popper because I'd be keeping those penguins. Dave, they can't fly, you dumbass. What if you're watching the Masters and, like, yeah, like's on 15. It's like Sunday and he gets on and he drains it for Eagle and you look over at your Eagle and he just kind of looks at you. He's

getting his Eagle on. You just, you just little, you bump his little talent. Yo, he did it. He did it. He did the thing. Yo, he did it. Oh God. What if Tiger's really on fire and he's got like five Eagles throughout the tournament and every time you look over, he's got like five eagles throughout the tournament? And every time you look over, he's like, yeah, get it. I'm an eagle. We had an eagle. Dude, we've done this before. You don't have to do this every time.

Not a big deal. You're like, dude, I'm going falcon. Oh, you're mixing it up. Falcons are dope, too. Falcons are great. They can be trained. You know, people hunt with them in Mongolia, I think. I know a lot about the Mongolians.

I didn't know that. Best beef on the planet. I think penguin has to be the answer, right? Penguin's not... But then what about climate, though? You gotta live... I guess you like it up north anyway. Yeah, I'll fucking go up there.

They can live in pretty warm stuff. You gotta think about climate change. Dude, imagine the thing just waddling through your living room. Yeah, you need to go... He opens the fridge and gives you a big head bop.

What's up? He opens the freezer not to get anything out but just to feel it. What about a swan? What's wrong with you? He's just sitting there swans are mean Dave

what's your problem he takes like a cold bush light and just puts it on his forehead and he's like it's like 50 degrees outside

it's like dude it's hot you get home you get home you're like man I wonder where Todd is because like hypothetically Todd's definitely

top name that's a good penguin name you walk in and you're like man I'm gonna get I'm gonna get like a mug I'm gonna pour a cold beer you open your freezer and he's just in there like, Jesus.

You got to warm me. You got to warm me. Dude, stay out of the freezer, man. That's not sanitary. We got food in there, dog. I'm like, sorry, dude. Your AC is just not turning on. I can't figure it out, you know?

Your AC is not hitting hard enough. I'm hitting override. It's just not working. Get back in the elf chest in the fucking garage. How do you not have a nest? Like, what's going on here? Fuck. Maybe buy one of those casket coolers from Yeti and just keep it filled with ice all the time.

Or just fill it like penguins. You just lay down in there. It's like his little bed. It's a hyperbolic chamber, but it's just a big Yeti. So, like, at night, you go in, you put him in his Yeti. You're like, all right, buddy, I'll be up at 6. I'm going to wake you up. You're going to go to the gym with me.

And you shut him in there. Hell yeah. You put some of those little dry ice packs in there you open it up when you get back and he's just like he stretches his wings out he's like ah thank you he's like dude it was cold in here last night i'm like dude i can turn it down i love key i went through a macaroni penguin stage when i was like kid there's some penguin movie or something i thought it was tied they're called Penguins. You just had to Google that, didn't you? No, no, I swear.

I was actually Googling what temperature they actually need. Their average body temperature is 102 degrees Fahrenheit. Well, yeah. So they run hotter than we do. Yeah. That's like dogs, though.

They require the coldest environment of any bird species. Yeah. What do they need, though? What's their climate of choice? You don't have to look that up. Yeah, I'm finding okay yeah that's fine well that was a fun seggy what are the intern will look that up what about chicken chicken's a bird eat the eggs what am i gonna do with the chicken sally's mom has sally's mom has chickens and it's low-key awesome

eating the farm eggs we have a lot of chickens She gives us those eggs, and your boy is just making scrambies nonstop. One of our chickens will let us pick her up and pet her and stuff. Only one. She's tight. What do the other ones do? They go after you? They just run away like little bitches. When you walk by and you're wearing shorts, they're like,

Hey, Dorn, nice legs. Yeah. Dorn, dude, come chill with us, dude. Yeah. No, they haven't done that yet, dude. I'm kidding. Get fresh eggs out, man. There's nothing better.

I pulled, not pulled, but I strained a little. What's this right here? Is that the oblique? That's the lat. Wait, up high on the ribcage is the lat. From laughing at the penguin scenario. Wait, are you serious? Yeah, it hurts.

I'll be alright. I'll be fine. I'll be good, man. Oh. I'll be good. This is Will's last episode of the week. Mm-hmm.

Oh, shit, that's right. No one's talking about that. Man, I'm gonna miss you, dog. I just brought it up. Yeah. I'm gonna miss you. Dude, I got a weird schedule coming up.

Wait, where are you going this week again? This week, I'll be in New York City starting early tomorrow morning. I'm going to be there through Friday. And then the following week, I'll be here the entire week. Ooh, let's tease our guests.

Sorry, it's still about you. Yeah, next week, I'll be here all week. I'll be here for every episode. But on the following Monday of that following week, I will not be here for that episode. Man, I'm going to miss you. I got two trips coming up. What are we going to do?

Well, you tell me because you guys have a very good plan. Am I in audio editing duty? Yep. Shit. Oh, we got a lot of duty. Okay.

You got to think about this. You're a duty boy. Why we brought this up. If the audio's off, it's because I'm doing it. Hey, guess who's replacing Will on Wednesday? People are going to like this.

Yeah, people will. First, I'm doing it. Hey, guess who's replacing Will on Wednesday? People are going to like this. Yeah, people will. First, I'm going to let people guess. I guess everybody in this room knows. Are people just guessing in there? Yeah. I'll guess. First one. First clue.

She's a lady. Ooh. Whoa, whoa, whoa. She's a lady. It's a lady. Yes. You guys know, so I don't know why I'm doing this. She is in the health and fitness world.

Yes. She was one of our first guests. Was she our first guest on the old podcast? No. I don't know. I don't think so. She's been a recurring guest and a highly requested guest. It live.

We love her. It live Langdon. We love Liv. Can't wait to see her her i'm jealous that you guys i'm gonna i might just have her on scaries just so i can have like a sit down with her as well wow i'm jealous that you guys get to know you don't cuck us like that no i'm gonna do we're gonna do both wow man yeah you should honestly and then no yeah it's actually insane that i haven't had her on yet she's got like the most calming voice of all time it's gonna be fun this

is gonna be uh because of her prowess in the health and fitness world and just diet and nutrition this is gonna get very very uh bro-y i think i think because i mean this is like the shit dylan and i are gonna let's just like bombard her with questions on like dylan's testosterone i've already told her we're talking dylan's tea um new shit in the uh i don't know workout stuff we got we got questions we got questions this is gonna be this is gonna be a high t episode it's gonna be alpha i think she's more alpha than 21 questions it's a 50 cent reference yeah probably his worst who's filling in for patreon then i don't know if we've confirmed that oh okay but it's wes and dill yep big big no i think i think if you can lock down the person that you've discussed locking down for a patreon the money will be well spent i think people this week, if it works out like we think, it's going to be our two most requested guests ever.

Wow. Mm-mm. Well, close. I would say top three. Who is the other one? We'll talk. Okay. We'll talk.

I'm just saying. Okay. There's a third one that I would put in there. Who I think gets requested the same amount. I'm sorry. All these people that we're going to have on, people who have wanted them back on. They've already been on the pod at some point. Not this pod, but the old pod.

That's confusing if you're new here. We used to do another podcast. I normally don't listen when I'm not on, but I'll be listening this week. Oh, thanks. I'll be supporting the podcast. Dylan, are you excited about this pod? I'm so excited, Dave.

How's your oblique doing? It's recovering. Something with Liv. We can ask Liv about that. She's so by the book and structured that she will hit me up and say look do you have a rundown like a run sheet i can prepare because she doesn't want to come in here and just like you know dick around she wants to she wants to know she comes in prepared she drops knowledge on us great knowledge so much knowledge she's great this is gonna be fun it's fun to have fun anything else i don't know i think people are going to be fun. It's fun to have fun.

Anything else? I don't know. I think people are going to be very excited that, one, I'm not there, and, two, that I didn't speak one word during the Game of Thrones thing today. Something tells me we're going to get good reviews for this. You know what? You know what's sad? We did an entire Masters recap, and we didn't mention Jordan Spieth one time. It is sad.

He's going to turn it around. Maybe don't shoot 40 on the front. No, we mentioned him. I don't think we did. Oh, maybe that was before when we were talking. Yeah. Yeah, he stinks. It's too bad.

He's getting there. Bad golfer. He's getting there. Bad golfer. You know, he finished minus six. He played in the weekend. Justin Rose didn't make the cut. I know you're a big Justin Rose guy

I am he was world number one I do like Justin Rose hey guys other than your absolute best friends you know anyone that'll bring you

a red wine at 4pm sushi at 9pm and a breakfast burrito at 8am can I guess Dylan Postmates there you go

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Download Postmates and save with circling. Okay. Now that the ad has ended, I can tell a funny thing, Will. I was talking to you on text messaging. Yes. And I said, dude, I want to go get some beer. But I don't feel like leaving. And you were like, dude, go Postmate.

Just Postmate it. Yeah. And I was like, I don't want to do that with beer. Like, that's another level. Was that you asking to come over to my place and drink beers? Because I had beer. I was putting it out there, seeing how you were feeling about it. Yeah, I kind of dedicated myself to doing nothing Saturday afternoon.

I was just like, I'm just going to not leave. I went to the Bread Basket. It's a place connected to the gas station down the street. Very tight. They got a great beer selection. Really? Gas stations have stepped up their beer selection so much. Major shops at the Valero next to us.

But they got a little local. They got the craft beers. I'm drinking a Four Corners out of Dallas. Sneaky shots. Four Corners Brewery. I was dead on Saturday after I had a 9-15 dinner reservation. I was just dead. No one's eating dinner that late.

That's too late. I was with some young guns. They were like five years younger than me. The best. They were doing shots and stuff. It was just... Did you do shots? I did a shot, yeah. Tequila? Yep. I had five tequila drinks that night and I felt terrible the next day. Old me.

That's child's play for old me. Yeah, it's not great. That being said, we might have to add that to the list of Austin recommendations. I was very impressed with the dinner at ATX Casino in Austin, Texas. I'm very excited. The margaritas went hard and the food was great. I imagine it being really

overpriced. Is it not? Yes, but it's shared plates. That's like everything in Austin. We also did credit card roulette because you know, these guys are wild. Judging by the look on your face, you did not lose. Yeah, I got a free dinner. Love that. What's the etiquette?

Are you supposed to give them anything after? Buy them a beer later on. Dude, honestly, I was going to do that. I was going to put my card down and buy a round at the restaurant after. And everyone just immediately went and started their own stuff. And I was like, all right, I guess this isn't happening.

It was a good one to get free though. Yeah. Sounded like it. Yeah. Should we get out of here? We should. All right. Let's get out of here then.

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