Circling Back - Tik Tok, Squad Controversy, and The Bachelor

Episode Date: February 13, 2019

In an effort to stay relevant, we try to dissect why redneck dudes are so obsessed with Tik Tok. We also hash out a controversy between the three of us that originated on the golf course, and we circle back on The Bachelor. Support us on Patreon and receive episodes every Friday for just $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast (11:00) Redneck Dudes on Tik Tok (17:33) Will Went Through A Shitty Pop Country Phase (23:49) Squad Golf Controversy (42:55) Bachelor Recap (1:00:07) This Weekend In Fun Shop Fulton & Roark: www.fultonandroark.com (promo code STEAM for 15% off) Sign up for Stamps.com: www.stamps.com (CIRCLINGBACK for a 4-week trial PLUS free postage AND a digital scale) Twitter: www.twitter.com/circlingbackpod Instagram: www.instagram.com/circlingbackpod Visit: www.circlingbackpodcast.com --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast wednesday my name's Will DeFries to my right, David Ruff. Did y'all see this crazy video? This chick throwing a chair off a 30 story balcony? Hey! In her condo. You can't start singing that song. Y'all crazy! She's my crazy bitch of the week. What happened? I didn't know we were going to get 30 seconds

of this podcast. Sorry, sorry. I was just checking Twitter for some trending topics. Something I like to do to see what's trending when I wake up. And, uh, just, she just takes this chair. She's on her, I'm assuming it's her, her or this fellow who's recording her, their patio balcony and just wings it off. And it just goes down and explodes on the ground.

30, 30 stories up. You could absolutely kill somebody with that. I feel like you could kill somebody from 10 are you the type of guy that looks do you look at twitter moments all the time no i actually am very anti-twitter moments why because i feel like whoever writes the copy is insufferable i don't need to know it's it's it's like the new clickbait let me just pull one up y'all talk amongst yourselves what I've noticed is that they are they're often like way too late

100% by the time Twitter has gotten their shit together and started creating the moment it's like alright we're over this please don't do this anymore or it's like Michelle Obama everyone's fawning over Michelleelle obama because she's bae sometimes they like they force it and the tweets that they include in the moments have like two

retweets and three likes and i'm like so no one actually cares about it prevents me from objectively judging the content itself yeah it makes me it puts me in a bad place i don't know it's really bad but yeah so don't don't be throwing chairs off balconies i'm ready for my intro what's up dylan that's dylan shivery's voice how we doing guys are you hung over today like normal or no you good i had not a sip of alcohol yes well that's not true we had one beer on the golf course from from then on out nothing wow um i'm so happy to be here it's going to be a great great episode I love it

chill what if it's super mediocre it's not it's not going to be I promise you going to be tough to top Mondays it's going to be a great day great episode

great people great things hey if you haven't already go follow circling back pod on Twitter and Instagram stop forcing

Buck Cherry into our podcast y'all crazy pod Stop forcing Buck Cherry into our podcast. Y'all are crazy, Pod. Nobody likes Buck Cherry. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Spotify if there's anywhere else you need. Let us know. We'll try to get it on there. Dude, I'm so bloated from these oats.

Dude, okay. Yeah, let's actually pause. Dave texts us, and he's like, hey, I'm going to be a few minutes late. That's cool. I don't care about that. He comes in, and then explain to me what's going on. Let's first just say what he said. He's in here like, man, I'm so bloated.

I think I, you say overcooked or undercooked? Overcooked. Undercooked. Undercooked. He says, I think I undercooked my oats this morning and I'm a little bloated because of it. They were very, they were a little bit more watery than I like. I'm low-key steaming on this comment. This is the most Will DeFreeze problem

I've ever heard coming from you. I don't think it's worth turning the steam on and throwing a towel on, but I am low-key steaming on it. Here's the deal. Here's what I had for breakfast. People have been asking. I went three eggs fried.

I do it in a little bit of olive oil. And then I do some oats. You do your eggs in oil? I do. Sometimes. It just depends. I like getting those healthy fats in. Yeah.

But then I did some oatmeal but I do the Bob Mills organic like raw oats. Wow. And I throw them in there. I let them cook. I put a little honey, a little cinnamon but today I mixed it up and I added some blueberries

and a little bit of almond butter. Crunchy almond butter. Wow. And now I'm very bloated so if i just if i sound different or if i'm not broadcasting at a high level i apologize i feel like dylan just hates oatmeal yeah why do you hate oatmeal i don't hate oatmeal i hate the conversation are you the guy are you the guy who likes oatmeal but you only get like the quaker stuff with like all the sugar in it because Dude, don't poo-poo that. I grew up on that. I did too, but it's trash.

I grew up on a lot of stuff that's trash. I mean, it's bad because of the added sugar, but it doesn't taste like trash. I do have some Quaker in my pantry right now. Hey, nice inflamed gut. The brown sugar one goes so hard. Y'all are so in on health trends shit, and I'm just not. That's why your body looks like trash compared to ours. I have a hard time connecting with you guys on some of these topics.

From the guy who's getting a tea therapy over here. Don't roast hand me. He's roast handing him. I love it. He just roasted me. I don't know. I don't feel like I'm that in on it. You are. I don't know. It's hard feel like I'm that in on it. You are.

I don't know. It's hard to say. You're more in on it than people would think. I undercooked my oats. I'm bloated. I did. I was already running late. No one says that.

I like testing you. I was telling you what happened. I don't even know if that's what happened. Why would I make up the most niche specific story? I'm not saying you're making it up. I'm saying you might make that up. No, maybe you're just wrong. He didn't make that up.

What? Maybe that's not the reason you feel weird. I mean, what am I? Maybe I'm pregnant. I don't know. It could be any number of things and not undercooked oats. You think I'm pregnant? You could be pregnant.

Dude, Dave is very in tune with his body. I don't know why you would think that it's like, shut up. You said you'll get me pregnant? You hadn't even seen Aladdin. You can't be tossing out roasts right now. Those things are not connected. Yes, I can. Oh, they're connected.

They're connected they're connected way deeper than you think hey dylan uh i'm gonna gas dylan up for a sec something he we i don't think we really latched on to enough well we were talking about street fighter last week oh this is on the patreon pod so some of y'all might have to get credit for something yeah we were talking about i held my Pizza. We're talking about arcade games and we're talking about Street Fighter and Dylan just came out and said

like my guy was Ryu. Yeah. Which is not something I would expect Dylan to know. We're gonna so we're we're officially giving Dylan credit for having a childhood.

Congrats. Yeah, no I am. I feel like he needed that. I had a as a child I had a brief arcade phase. Me and my friends would go to it was called This is why everyone thinks you grew up in the. Me and my friends would go to, it was called.

This is why everyone thinks you grew up in the 70s. It was called Tilt, and it was in North Cross Mall, which is now closed, I believe. They had a Tilt at Grapevine Mills Mall. It is closed, yeah. But I used to go there with a pocket full of, you know, quarters, and I would just go ham in there. My games were Street Fighter, NBA Jam, and Arch Rivals. Remember that one?

Yeah, where you just punch people. You just punch people in the face. There was one rule. Your game was NBA Jam. It was one of them, yeah. Can you explain why you're such a trash at it on Super Nintendo? Dude, last time we played, I smoked your ass. No, I'm like, lifetime against you in NBA Jam,

I think I'm something like 40 and 1. 40 and maybe 7. No. Honestly, the thing that I miss the most about working in an office with y'all is watching you two play NBA Jam and watching Dylan start to lose and then just chirping Dylan. Yeah. And him just getting so pissed off.

That's one of the occasions where I actually get legit heated is when I lose a video game, which is weird because I'm not a video game person. Well you just don't like losing i really don't like losing well i used to play t-man uh in fifa like every day around 4 30 and i started realizing like dude i'm way too invested because my i'd get so tense during the end of the games that i'd walk away from the sticks and like my shoulders would hurt for a second i was like dude you gotta care less wow it was bad i didn't lose yesterday though on the golf course shut the fuck up we'll get to that in a little bit yeah you okay you know what winter is using the shower obviously i do fulton

and rourke yeah they sent us a package the other day and i honestly i might never use all of this i i have so much fulton and Rourke right now. They sent me products that I didn't even know that they made. True. Like the face moisturizer, which is lovely, by the way. Very lovely. I used it yesterday before I hit the course. It's got a nice little SPF base layer.

I throw it in my gym bag after I shower every time. I just hit my face with that stuff. Wonderful. I mean, they sent us all the greatest hits in terms of the wax-based cologne, too. We got Palmetto. We got Sterling. They reloaded us.

It was incredible. Did we get Perpetua? We got Perpetua as well. Fuck. So I'm now, I have a surplus of wax-based cologne. I'm going to start carrying one with me. What? In addition to the one I always keep on me.

And if I run into a, what do we call our fans? Backer? If I run into a backer out in public, I will autograph it. Not in public. You have to do it at the gym. I thought you were going to say, I will open it up and I will put some on. I will apply it to your neck. I will apply it to your neck.

You don't see that. No. If you look in my shower right now, I just have so much Fulton & Roark 2-in-1 body wash. It's not even funny. Oh, that big-ass container of it, 33 ounces. Oh, it's pump action.

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It doesn't overdo it. I've had that bottle for what feels like two years, and I use it every day. Do you, uh, are you a loofah boy? Uh, no, I'm really not. People talk about how

loofahs carry germs, like a surplus of germs correct could not care less loofahs i think you're just supposed to replace them pretty pretty frequently yeah there's nothing worse than a tight-knit loofah though like you got to keep it loose here's why i'm out on loofahs i don't like how they are positioned at the grocery store why because they're just out there just in a big bucket and it's people are digging through it like it's a ball pit that's fair how do you want your loofah displayed in the i want it in a package vacuum sealed that's fair there's enough trash in this world david well look i need

actually i don't want thank you dylan i don't want contaminated loofah how about you be more responsible hey i don't want a loofah that like a bunch of dirty little kids have been like playing with i don't think the kids like dive in there. You know, these kids love the loofah. I don't know. They do. Oh, I love loofahs. Do you have the one that's on the rod?

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Dave, you brought this up in the group text last night, and I'm actually surprised we haven't talked about this yet in any podcast. TikTok. TikTok, you don't stop. That's not how it is. We're not talking about the Cassius song. We're talking about the social media app. Oh, okay. When did this happen?

Because can we first discuss exactly what it is? Is it just, it like dubs music over a video that you record? Is that it? Yeah, I don't know. Yes. Okay. It says, on their site it says, it's the destination for short form mobile videos.

But yes, you dub songs over whatever you're doing and so is it also movie clips i don't know i see some people doing like quotes from movies sure oh yeah it's like any audio why does it feel like tiktok is populated disproportionately by like guys who drive big trucks and who play college baseball. That's the app that they're using? Yes. Oh my God. Maybe it's because the accounts I follow, they like to put these guys on blast.

It's because we all follow Shitto. But I see these... Shitto. Exposes. It's Shitto. It's T-Man. Yeah, T-Man's in on this. Yeah, he has a really good thread that he's done.

T-Man has the look of a guy who would be in one of these videos. There's another world out there. There's a parallel universe where T-Man is in on this yeah he has he has a really good thread that he's done T-Man has a look of a guy who would be in one of these videos there's another world out there there's a parallel universe where T-Man is all in on TikTok like unironically like T-Man has a burner TikTok account like

but yeah it's they're playing country songs that I've never even fucking heard of it's Dylan country yeah whoa what does that mean oh you know what it means

it's like shit it's dirt road red dirt you mean no like talking about It's Dylan country. Yeah. Whoa, what does that mean? Oh, you know what it means. It's like shit. It's dirt road. Red dirt, you mean? No, like talking about driving your truck on a dirt road. That is not what I listen to. Yeah, it is. Oh, give me a fucking break. I've been in your vehicle.

I've been in your vehicle. That is so not accurate, dude. I wish you had Spotify so we could see your top 100 most played from 2018. I would love to show it to you. You can't, though. It would be like Elton John, James Blunt, and then a bunch of really shitty country artists. It's a bunch of country artists,

and I use country in quotes, who like to talk about how they've got a mixtape. It's got George Jones, but at the same time, it's got Cash Money on it. Dude, I listen to Americana type shit, not this pop country bullshit. Yeah, I know. So like Murder on the Dance Floor, that's Americana? That's not my Americana. That's the bad good song that I like Americana type shit, not this pop country bullshit. Yeah, I know. So like Murder on the Dance Floor, that's Americana?

That's not my Americana. That's the bad good song that I like. Good bad song. You know what I'm saying. Keep going, Dave. That's pretty much all I got. But it's just like, I think there's a whole other world out there of TikTok that we're not exposed to without being on the app. And we're clearly too young to be doing TikToks.

I went down that wormhole last night. I wanted to see what else was out there. Have you downloaded the app? No, but I went down to Twitter. I checked out a hashtag. It was like hashtag TikTok challenge or some shit. I've seen people use it for good or use it for funny. And like, okay, this is actually really entertaining.

Like Vine? I mean, similar. It's basically people dancing to songs, but in a funny, self-deprecating way. It's funny. It can be. But some people use it in total dickheads. I feel like TikTok doesn't need to be its own app.

It could just be a filter on Instagram. Yeah. Well, I just don't understand what these dudes are trying to accomplish because the dudes that we're talking about are, I just don't understand what these dudes are trying to accomplish. Because the dudes that we're talking about are, like, I would say redneck dudes between the ages of 19 and 21. Who put on a really shitty country song. And then all of a sudden, like, the visuals change in the video. And they are wearing, like, a tucked in pla in plaid shirt okay we're thinking about the same

one here yes with like a giant belt buckle snap and a pearl snap shirt yeah pearl snap and it's just like dude what are you doing and they always have their thumbs like in their pockets or in the front of their pants and they're just trying to like look sexy for their girlfriend yeah and their girlfriends the type that are going to call their kids like laken and hayley that are spelled like h-a-y-l-e-i-g-h it's so bad you're so that is so accurate it's so weird like i just can't and these are guys that you would think would make fun of people doing tiktoks but instead they're the ones doing it when i first started seeing tiktoks i thought that it was only for this kind of music.

I didn't know that there was a whole other world out there. The first time I ever... So I downloaded TikTok a few years ago when it just came out. What? Yeah. This has been out there that long? Well, it was people that were talking into it that were just kind of having fun, like Dylan said. Like self-deprecating, whatever.

Just kind of having fun, like Dylan said, like self-deprecating, like whatever. But now it's been overrun by these like Florida Georgia Line fans who are just botching it. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Aren't you a noted Florida Georgia Line guy? Didn't you say that was on your gym playlist? I feel like you did say that. I am not a fan of Florida Georgia Line. But I did have it on my gym playlist for a little bit before i realized how bad they are it was the weirdest thing ever it was right when they came out man i didn't know what to do but

these kids they they think they look really sexy and doing it when it's just fuck it's just so uncomfortable like you're not you're not actually singing you know that right like this is this isn't your voice that sounds good well your lip syncing the absurd part is that most of the ones that i've seen with these dudes like the red dudes, they haven't fully memorized the song yet. And so there's like a one second period where their lips aren't moving to the song and then they jump back into it. But they don't have it memorized yet. Did our friend Randy, not my dog, but the human. Did he use TikTok for that 007 video?

He should have. He should have. Yeah, shout out to Randy for that 007 video? He should have. He should have. Yeah, he shot Serenity for that 007 video. Amazing. That made me laugh. Yeah. That was absurd. How do you go find that?

At circlingbackpod on Instagram? And Twitter. When the other guys at the poker table were like, I'll have one of those too. That was great. We might have a little announcement, kind of along the same lines by the end of this podcast

about tomorrow. What's going to change between now and the end of the podcast? I like the tease. Tease it. Just stay tuned. I don't know.

We should get on TikTok. We need a circling back TikTok. Yeah, we do. I need to admit something. Can we do a circling back business account on there? It's hard to say, but I'm sure we can. With multiple users, like an enterprise account? I'm sure we can.

Okay. I went through a shitty pop country phase. I had playlists that were just like Luke Bryan. Oh my God. Florida Georgia Line. Were you single at the time? Yeah. That makes all the sense.

Have you ever been to a Lukeke bryan show i can imagine it's probably the the most good looking women in one concert i feel like it's just a bunch of bachelor contestants you're right don't try and give will that's not why he liked this music is to go to concerts and pick up chicks i asked what why you said it you said it made sense it was my entry it was my entry into actually good country music which now I've abandoned completely growing up my dad he wait do you like Luke Bryan or something what's going on here no no we were making fun of him for liking Luke Bryan do you like oh it makes sense no no okay let me let me be clear let me be clear I'm not I'm not giving him credit i'm not giving him a pass on

this because it is still certified trash yeah but i i understand it i'm putting myself in will's shoes single will northern michigan kid i don't know where you were at the time my dad i was in northern michigan my dad used to listen to country music growing up so i would get like the classic like late 90s songs from like like should have been a cowboy and stuff like that oh tk she thinks my tractor is sexy okay see and that's not a bad song all of a sudden i was like oh man why am i into this right now and so i'm trying to see i think i might have deleted it off my spotify because i was scared that somebody would stumble upon this like pop country list but i'm looking right now.

I hope you don't find it. I deleted it. I'm already in bad enough mood over this. It's a playlist that I share with a noted listener and friend, Douchebag Pete. But it's got Toby Keith, Darius Rucker, Jake Owen, Eric Church, Kenny Chesney, Josh Turner, Brantley Gilbert, Rodney Atkins, Aldean. Don't just say Aldean. Say his first name.

Jason Aldean. I mean, who didn't go through a deep Zac Brown phase, though? I was actually thinking about him today. I never got into Zac Brown. I don't know why. You know, he's a brother of Cap Alpha Order. Yeah, that doesn't really do much for me.

Just saying. Yeah. His early stuff's better than his late stuff. You know, I liked it when it was done the first time by Jimmy Buffett.

Wow. No, but Jimmy Buffett's boys with him. Yeah, but it's more of like a business point for Jimmy. Jimmy's doing it

to stay relevant. Not that he needs the money, but still. So, I worked with a girl who was at the time dating Jimmy Buffett's personal assistant. business point. Jimmy's doing it to stay relevant. Not that he needs the money, but still. So I've worked with a girl who was at the time dating Jimmy Buffett's personal assistant, not personal assistant, like manager. Okay. And Jimmy Buffett is a weird guy. As you can probably imagine, he apparently smokes a shit ton of weed and it's like an issue. They're like, Oh God,

he's already high today. Like we can't get through to him about some business stuff. He just stays lifted. Who's running his business strategy? Because it's working. I don't know. This guy is no longer working with him. Apparently, it was very difficult to keep him in order. And it just was like not a fun.

It was more of a babysitter role than it was like a management role. And he was like, yeah, I'm out. But Jimmy just stays lifted. And I mean, the guy has a massive empire can i i don't want to call anybody out but what'd you expect yeah you're you're managing uh jimmy buffett he wrote a song about fucking cheeseburgers he has a license to actually chill you were talking about wedding cheeseburgers about fucking cheeseburgers? About fucking cheeseburgers. Oh. Okay, thanks for clarifying.

Wait, this isn't the Patreon. No, don't swear. I need to clean it up. Take it back. Take back what you said. He wrote a song about cheeseburgers. Okay. Freaking cheeseburgers, man. I can see Dylan hating Jimmy Buffett.

Dylan would hate Jimmy Buffett until he went to a show and did the full gamut, the full experience, and then he would love Jimmy Buffett. I mean, I think i speak for most people and i like jimmy buffett in small you're situational buffett fan it's it's it's the most situational music of all time you know i don't i don't trust non-situational buffett you can't you can't listen to it from you know september to february like you can't if you're doing the dishes in the middle of january listening to jimmy buffett like you have something a little wrong it's like listening to a christmas album in

july can't it just doesn't hit right yeah that's fair and even when i do even in those certain situations in certain environments and small doses i'll take some jimmy buffett in my life you know our friend of the show clay at fl at Flounder on DaFly on Instagram? I think this is two straight episodes where you've called out his Instagram. Well, I like to plug my friends. He's the new Bobby, Coach Bobby. Wait, people like him. I might not follow him.

People were mad at Coach Bobby for some reason. What is it, Flounder what? On DaFly. You should follow him. He's been tagging Dave and and i in a plus size male model instagrams and it's the funniest bit going right now i once went to a spring break trip with him and some guys we went to destin we went to the beach to like drink and party he brought a jimmy buffett book a salty piece of land and i'm saying this in quotes read it on the beach

but i think he was fake reading it just trying to put out a vibe like oh i'm the guy who reads buffett on spring break can i admit something you've read that i did this exact same thing you are such a i did this exact same thing i was 19 we went to seaside florida he might have been just down the beach doing the exact same thing as me and my buddy mike he he loaned me the book and he was like you should read this and so I brought it with me and I read it did it change everything? I think I read like three total chapters

plus size outdoor model is what his bio says wait what? that's fucking great he just caught the follow from me by the way shouts to Clay plus size outdoor model it's so funny I never even met him it's so good you I know you've met him. It's so good.

It's so good. You'd love to see it. Yeah. I did the same thing, man. I mean, everyone went through Jimmy Buffett phase. Come on. How did we get here from TikTok? We have to create...

One of you has to create a TikTok while I'm editing this episode so that somebody doesn't steal our app before we get it i'll do it okay uh yesterday i'll pull back the curtain that's already not hanging because we've ripped it down so many times uh we kind of took the day off we went golfing tuesdays are our low-key days we played golf yeah sorry don't apologize to me. I don't care. I was raised differently. Apologize to Chad.

Tuesday's probably our chillest day. We don't have a ton to do on Tuesdays. Tuesdays are lit for us now. Tuesdays are like administrative days for us. And, you know, like sometimes there's just not much to do. So yesterday we went golfing. We went with Mike Eisenhower, who owns Eisenhower's bar on rainy street not to name drop but we did but you'll hear more about him later and i was riding with dylan dave was riding with

mike we were playing wolf which if you're familiar with golf is a game where you win money or lose money we enjoy doing this because it keeps you interested in the round even if you're playing poorly. But if you're playing well, you can still keep your own score and not have to worry about stuff. There was some controversy yesterday. Can we get some high-level stuff out of the way first? What's some high-level stuff?

I played pretty well. I smoked both of y'all. I won Wolf by a healthy margin. What'd you shoot? I shot an 83. I smoked both, y'all. I won Wolf by a healthy margin. What'd you shoot? I shot an 83. I went 44 at 39. That's an 83? There was a hole you didn't finish, though.

Well, yeah. Whoa, what? Well, you guys gave me a putt. Oh, that. Yeah. We didn't give you a putt. What would have been a three or four footer? Yes, you did.

We gave it to him, and then someone did not reciprocate the nice gesture. We'll get to that. Because y'all gave me what would have been a three to four footer. I tie me. Y'all had six footers. See, this is where the issue is. No one's giving away six footers. No, no, no.

This is the issue. We got to set the stage. Yeah, we got to set the stage. We can't even start getting into it. Because the buildup. Set the fucking stage. It's something that no one's doing. I will explain what happened.

Explain what happened. Okay. It was my turn. I was wolfed. Number 12. It was a par three. build up something that no one's i will explain what happened explain what happened okay it was my turn i was wolf number 12 it was a par three i hit a pretty good shot i was about 30 feet out and i said you know what i'm going lone wolf on this one so it's me versus dave will and our guest our friend mike of eisenhower's i wiped mine right i was out of the hole. For the most part. It was basically me versus... I put mine inside of Dylan. Will and Mike.

Yeah. Anyway, so Dave, he chips up, and then he putts, I believe. So he's about, I think it was 8 to 10 feet out. And I was still 30 feet out. I hadn't hit my putt yet. You were more than 30 feet out. Okay, 40. It doesn't really matter.

It kind of matters. It really doesn't. Go on. So Dave's ball was up there, a little bit in front of mine. It was about two feet, a foot and a half to two feet outside my intended line. I think that is, I think that's reducing how close I was to, I'm trying to picture this because I feel like I was way outside of it. I had watched Mike's putt because Mike was behind you.

You got to read on Mike's putt. Mike took it way up to the right, which I was like, well, if Dylan's smart, he'll follow Mike's line because Mike hit a pretty good lag putt. I'm not smart, though. Dylan did the little shuffle sprint to behind Mike after he hit the putt so he could see the exact line. He didn't do the Will DeFreeze where he just like pitched a 10 right behind. No, we're not bringing that up. That was... Is that the same hole? No. Okay. No,'t do the will to freeze where he just pitched a 10 right behind. No, we're not bringing that up. Is that the same hole? No.

Okay. No, that was a misunderstanding to me. Yeah, yeah, that was fine. That was a misunderstanding. It did create some tension between us, but anyway. So I didn't mark my ball. So before I hit my putt, in my head I was thinking, I should probably ask Dave to mark this in case I just miss it.

Oh, you did think that. I didn't say it out loud, granted, but I did think it in my head. So that would give you an indication that it was kind of close. It was kind of close then. Anyway, I hit my putt and it smokes Dave's. It pretty much stops exactly where Dave's ball is because it hit it pretty squarely.

So my ball was about 10 feet away from the hole when it should have been, in my estimation, 3 to 4 feet. The speed was right. Definitely not. So you smoked Dave's ball, but your speed was right. Yeah, my speed was right.

So it smokes Dave's ball from 10 feet. Okay, I say smoke. I'm not saying it was screaming in there. That smoke was just going to dissipate by the time it got to 3 feet and 7 feet? I'm just using terms here. I know that green. So that putt breaks right to left pretty heavy. Yeah. And Dylan pulled his ball right to left pretty heavy. Yeah.

And Dylan pulled his ball significantly to even have mine in the ballpark. So he hits mine. I think it would have rolled to seven or eight feet because of the way it was going. It was already trending left and the speed was already there. So in reality, this actually worked out for you.

I'm going to make a statement of fact. Strong disagree. I'm going to make a statement of fact, not a statement of opinion right now, okay? Dylan did not putt well yesterday. He had already missed a shorty. That's fair. Dylan did not putt well yesterday. I don't know why we are giving him

the benefit of the doubt on one of the longest putts that he had to hit yesterday. When this happened, I kind of threw my hands up and I was like, what do we do here? I didn't know. We had a discussion on how to handle the proper procedure. This is where it gets uncomfortable, though.

Because we were with our friend Mike, who we don't see often. Had we been with Intern Klein, we would have maybe had a different discussion not to make this uncomfortable. Yeah, I didn't want to take it super seriously with Mike. So I was like, what's a proper procedure here? Because it was a big hole. There was a lot on the line. Because I believe I had been hammered as well, right? Yes. So I've been hammered. It's a big hole. There was a lot on the line because I believe I had been hammered as well. Right?

Yes. So I've been hammered. It's a big hole, big money hole. It was worth six points. And so you guys said, I don't know, we'll just give you a two-putt. So let me ask the question. I said I can putt it. I'll drop where I think the ball would have gone and I can putt it that? I know, but that's just weird where you think it would have gone.

What we should have done is just have you go back and redo the putt. Let me ask questions. Okay. Who would incur the penalty for hitting the ball slash not marking the ball? Can I finish saying what happened though?

Let me ask this first. Okay. Who would have incurred the penalty? You mean between me and Dave? Yeah. I don't know. I mean, Dave should have marked his ball, but I should have asked him to mark his ball.

I definitely shouldn't have. I don't mark on every putt. And, dude, you pulled— If it's possible to— No. The ball's to touch. It shouldn't have been possible. Dude, you hit such a bad putt.

You pulled that thing. It was a bad putt. It wasn't, like, egregiously bad. It was not egregiously bad. Dude, it would have been eight feet away from the hole on a 30- bad putt. It was a bad putt. It wasn't like egregiously bad. It was not egregiously bad. It would have been eight feet away from the hole on a 30-foot putt. I think Dave is right. I'm telling you. I think Dave is right.

Not only did you misread it, you came over the top and pulled it. You think I pulled a putt by eight feet? Yes. Absolutely not. Dude, it's a right to left. That is asinine. You did that on shorter putts yesterday. I'm telling you, man.

Eight feet pulled? Yes. That's impossible to pull a putt by eight pull. Okay, here's the next question. A putt by eight feet. Why didn't you ask him to mark it? Because had I hit my ball like I wanted to, it wouldn't have been an issue. I just mishit it. So you're admitting that you hit a bad putt.

Yes, yes. That was not on the line that you should have, but it was still going to end up somehow within three to four feet of the hole. Because the speed was perfect. It would have been hole high, four feet outside. Okay, okay. That's accurate. I'm sorry. Here's the thing, though.

If I were you, I would say it was accurate, too. You're right. Here's the thing. Will and Mike each had six, seven footers. Don't bring us into it. Explain what happened with you after. This absolutely matters. They missed their putts.

They missed their putts to tie me. Honestly. They had ample opportunity. And before they hit their putts, they even said out loud, I hope one of you makes this to avoid controversy. I felt guilty about what happened, but y'all gave me the well to be clear. Why'd you feel guilty if you're so right? So I kind of, when I said Dylan.

I'm not saying I'm so right. I'm saying we handled it the best way. Y'all gave it to him. I believe when I said, I think I'm the one who said it. I think I said, dude, just, it's good. Like two putt. I honestly, in my said it. I think I said, dude, just it's good. Like two putt. I honestly in my head thought Dylan will just say, look,

we'll just, we'll make it a push. We'll go to the next hole. I thought that's what you would do just because there's controversy. But you took it. Six, seven feet? Who's giving him that? I wanted to win. You guys gave it to me. So you wanted to win, but you didn't want to drain a putt to win.

I said twice. I just thought it was a weird thing. It's weird to win without ever making a putt within eight feet. Then you know what? You shouldn't have given it to me. I didn't give it to you. Dave did. Yeah, I did because, look, we're trying to play.

We're trying to get through the round. I don't know. Mike's with us. It was the first time we had a group behind us all day. We had a group behind us. That's actually totally false. I noticed it because they were pulling up to the tee box while we were on

the next tee box. They were still behind us, were they not? It was the first time we had a visual on somebody behind us all day. We had a bogey behind us. We didn't see them until the next tee box. We had a bogey on our six. I even offered again on the next tee box for me to go back oh yeah we were gonna definitely do that in the next tee box hey man let's go let's run it back 75 foot walk it wasn't a big deal yeah no it's a big deal it's called play we're already

on the clock i think it's weird i don't know gulp for me honestly i didn't care that much because dylan dylan was playing well minus the, minus the putting. On the back nine. On the back nine. And that putt he had, that notwithstanding, because he yanked that putt so poorly. So I was like, dude, I'll give it to him. He deserves it. He's playing better than everybody.

I'll give it to him. Surely he won't make us give him those points. But he did. Even though I smoked y'all in Wolfe by a lot of points, I haven't asked for a single dollar from y'all, and I won't. Because I don't care.

That's because the jury is still out on how this should have been handled. Y'all probably owe me a significant amount of money. I was raised that golf is a game of honor. It is a game of honor,

and I was very honorable. You didn't hit a putt. You didn't even putt. Y'all told me to pick it up, Will. We do not understand that. We gave you a two putt from like 40 feet, and you were just like, oh, okay, cool. And then you just sprinted off the green to the car. I was like, I can hit the putt.

Filled in your dots. You definitely shouldn't have let me give it to him because I was out of the hole. I bogeyed the hole. And then you guys should have made your putt. How often are you making big putts when there's like a massive controversy just hovering over that's been unresolved? Oh, stop. How often? My swing thoughts there are terrible.

Massive controversy, my ass. In the future, if we have a business associate like Mike playing with us, try not to embarrass us. Try not to embarrass us on the course. I'd play to win. I would be shocked if Mike plays with us again, honestly. Mike had a great time.

Those guys have some real sketch rules where I'm losing money to this guy. And again, I'm not asking for a dollar from anybody. You shouldn't be asking for money because you shouldn't be. I saw Mike when this was all going down checking his watch. Yeah, he was just like, dude, we got to get out of here. He's like, dude, my wife just texted. I got to go. I played well.

I just can't believe you decided to win the hole without ever hitting a putt. I didn't decide to win the hole. Dave said pick up and give you a two-putt. I guess we've established that the acceptable rules in this group are that you can two-putt from 40 feet and no one can say anything about it because that's just how it is. Green Day said it best. Nice guys finish last. Buck Cherry said it best when they said,

hey, you're a crazy bitch. And they were talking about Dylan. This is one of those situations where if it was reversed, I'd be saying the same thing you guys are saying. And if you're on my side, you'd be saying exactly what I'm saying. Honestly, I didn't even think we were going to talk about this. But I got more heated the more I thought about it when you started this segment. So, yeah, I'm kind of glad we talked about it.

That's because I think Dylan knows that he's wrong and that he should have just... I'm not! No, Dylan should have done the honorable thing himself and said, no, I don't care what you would have done done but as long as you had to hit a putt to make your par but instead it was just like this weird like tacit understanding that you were just going to like not hit a pot you're acting like i wasn't fully prepared and willing to hit a putt for y'all you're fully prepared offered it and willing and y'all just pick it up it's a two putt i said make okay thank you i hope you guys make your putt to avoid what we're dealing with i just

don't like what my etiquette is called into question i feel like it kind of has been but i'm i am for i feel like i did i didn't do anything wrong here for me that's why when when dave alluded to it earlier i was standing behind dave when he was hitting a putt and we were on different teams for Wolf. This was probably over a year ago. And I was looking down, not really paying attention to the fact that I was appearing to get his line. And I was most mad that my etiquette was pulled into question because I've prided myself my entire life on having really good golf etiquette.

And I watched Dave's line using proper etiquette. I walked over after he hit his putt. i still hate it when people sprint behind me to see it you know that means i didn't i really didn't notice i nailed it i was also out of the hole and didn't care yeah you should you should have just picked up so he couldn't even see that honestly i thought about that i think i made a joke apparently it didn't matter though because he said he hit a bad putt that was way off of his intended line. I didn't say way off. It was off. A couple feet off.

A couple feet. It was not a great putt. We did not come to a resolution. No, we didn't. I don't think we're ever going to. I'll see you in arbitration. One resolution I'm going to make going forward is to always use stamps.com when I'm sending stuff in the mail. I'm not sure if you guys are aware of this, but postage rates have gone up again.

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Oh, no. What'd he do? It says, The Gallup poll just announced that 69% of our great citizens expect their finances to improve next year. A 16-year high. Nice! He said nice? This is real.

Does he know what he's doing? That's why I want to talk about this. Was this intentional? He knows. Does he know? He knows. Goddamn. That's really something.

No other presidents are doing 69 jokes. No. You don't see that. Who would be the most likely oh barack right obama would be the most likely to do a 69 joke no because dub's not doing 69 he's got young daughters he can't be doing 69 jokes that's fair only it's only it's only donald why no i'm just like jimmy carter you don't think he's getting off 69 tweets? I wasn't real familiar

with Jimmy Carter. I don't know. Woodrow Wilson puts out pervy vibes. Also, well, other vibes. He's a controversial figure. What?

Talking about racial tensions? Did he take Phantom Putts on the golf course or something? Why was he so controversial? Do you think they were playing Wolf back then? The turn of the century?

Wolf is a great game, isn't it? Yeah. I still don't know how the money shakes out at the end. I have breaking news. It's not good.

You're trying to break on my break? Yeah, I'm sorry. Break this news. This is important. One of the only wild jaguars known to roam the U.S.

is believed to have been killed. What? What? By whom? A photo appears to show that Yoko or Yoko I donoko, I'm not sure how to pronounce it, a young male jaguar was killed and skinned. And skinned?

Who the fuck did this? I don't know. The Yoko's got shooters. It says wildlife experts believe that Yoko, one of the only few wild jaguars known to range in the United States, is dead. The Tucson-based Northern Jaguar Project released a photo to the Arizona Daily News this week showing the pelt of a skinned jaguar. The group said the pelt's markings match that of Yoko. He'd been roaming the Huachuca Mountains in southeast Tucson, Arizona in 2016 and 2017.

Who would do this? Wait, I didn't know that they had those in the desert. That's because they don't have that many. It's one of the only ones that they know about. Why is it chilling in the desert, though? What kind of environment? Maybe he's just trying to link up with his posse. Is this an endangered animal?

No, because they would note that this was poaching or highly illegal. Or do they note that? Do jaguars low-key have the coolest looking spot pattern on their... Oh, 100%. It's so tight. They're all individual. You can't get a tag for a Jaguar, can you? I don't know.

The most well-known Jaguars to roam the U.S. in recent history is El Jefe, who was first spotted in 2011. I remember Jefe. That means the boss. Researchers caught El Jefe, Spanish for the boss, as they note on here, on video in 2015, and they released footage the following year. But El Jefe's whereabouts are also unknown.

I would be very worried if I was this particular guy who killed, I'm assuming it's a guy. It could have been a lady. Could have been a dame. Does he know that we have shooters everywhere? He needs to know if he doesn't already. The last thing I do is take out a jag knowing that there's El Jefe still out there. That's the last thing. Oh, you know who else is still out there?

Valerio. Valerio. He didn't get got, right? No, Valerio's alive and well, I believe. He's a stone cold killer. And if he's not, please don't send me the story because that's sad. We're big Valerio fans. How many alpaca? 16? Even though he many how many alpaca even though he's 16 even though he smoked

like 50 alpaca at the zoo you just got it on my seem like it was out of cold blood it was like you went on a killing spree he killed for sport not for food who valerio he's just a just a blood thirsty just stone cold killer tight. Jags are tight. Should we do a moment of silence? Don't kill Jaguars, people. Just don't do it. For Yoko, should we do a moment of silence? Yes.

All right, let's talk Bachelor. Was it Yoko or Y-O-O-K-O? Y-O-O-K-O. Yoko. Yoko. Sorry. I assume that means something like super tight in a language that we don't understand.

It probably means like major boss pimp. I think so. That's probably what it is. Rest in peace, major boss pimp. Gone but not forgotten. Let's talk Bachelor. I'll be honest, it's one of the worst episodes of this entire season.

It was quite boring. So boring, in fact, that I didn't even finish it. What? That's stupid. I'll be honest, one of the worst episodes of this entire season. It was quite boring. So boring, in fact, that I didn't even finish it. What? That's stupid. I know. I had other stuff to do. We had to say goodbye to some people that I was happy to say goodbye to, and one person I was very upset to say goodbye to, Demi.

We did get to say goodbye to Anyeka. I don't even remember which one she was. She was the one beefing with the cuban girl oh yes uh saying goodbye to them was great and i'm glad that colton did what he needed to do because he was that's a great move y'all are y'all are too much right now colin doesn't need that in his life colton's starting to freak out though he's got all these girls telling him that they're not there for the right reasons yeah he's getting a lot of that he's kind of matching that panic button i think um i think colton's a little bit in over his head at this point

like he wasn't ready for this no and i i say that as a friend we're obviously we're friends with colton we facetime him on occasion i i will admit i think i i'm not positive but i was on reddit and i think i saw somewhat of a spoiler for the final four i'm not happy about it uh what i will say is that if that spoiler was in fact true which i'm not sure what it was true i'm not surprised by it um but there some of these girls just stink you know who i wasn't a big fan of until this episode sydney no clue who she is she is the brunette i believe she's a dancer for either the knicks or the nets oh yeah why did why did your opinion turn on that um because she is my preemptive strike i'm out this bitch player of the week whoa wow she bailed she knew that she was going home and she said you can't fire me i quit i like that and i respect it because i'm talking about her i remember who she is now otherwise she

would have just been the the brunette girl who got sent home because she had no chemistry with colton it's true but she totally put took the ball like from colton and colton just sat there and let it happen she she matumboed him it was like i'm the captain she's like no no no no you can't do that i'm gone what do we think of demi's little uh jaunt over to colton's place to like take his virginity and then she just gets sent home i didn't think good things for Demi when I saw how poorly she performed in the little boxing match. Dude, she talked such a big game and then just got smoked. Well, she's a tiny gal.

I have a problem with that whole situation, though. Why would that be a date? Like, you just want bad shit to happen. Well, they need content. He says, like, oh, I feel bad for her. We shouldn't have done this. She got, like, beat up. You put boxing gloves on him. What do you think is going to happen. He says, they need content. He says like, oh, I feel bad for her. We shouldn't have done this that she got like beat up. You put boxing gloves on

and what do you think is going to happen, dog? It was weird, man. If I showed up to that date and I was one of the chicks, I'd be like,

I'm not into this. I feel like some of them did. Like they only showed two boxing matches out of like the eight chicks that were on the date. It's just, I understand that you want

to put people outside their comfort zone and get content out of it, but that was just weird to me. How is Bamahan still here? Because she's a producer pig, dog. But she's not doing anything anymore she's like she she she was a producer pick i think for a while but now her and kaylin have completely cooled off and it's like what what what are you doing colton bamahan it sucks and she's following the perfect script of like oh it's time for me to reveal to him that i'm sorry you'll fall in love

that conversation was so forced and uncomfortable i might just text colton i know this is already all panned out and it's done but like i might just text him like dude you got to send her home what are you doing yeah we need when you call him right stop uh quick side note you all see that el chapo got um sentenced found guilty another breaking news yeah another breaking news el jefe is still out there el chapo has been found guilty in a U.S. court, and he's being sent to a Supermax prison in Florence, Colorado, that's known as the Alcatraz of the Rockies. Supermax.

That's where they send terrorists. He'll probably still bust out. I think the Unabomber's there. Yeah. They'll dig him out. My money's on El Chapo. There's no way. Always take chapo when

you can't you people have bet against chapo before and next thing you know he's crawling out of a tunnel with middle fingers in the air it's funny but it's not because he's a terrible person yeah yeah but i'm glad he existed though because that's that episode or that season of narcos is going to go so hard he's been good for content yeah i enjoy him on the content front it's like trump like yeah maybe everything he does isn't great but he's good for content front it's like trump like yeah maybe everything he does isn't great yeah he's good for content so it's only redeeming quality that he's good content and does 69 jokes okay i'm sorry it's okay uh i what else happened this week we got a one-on-one date with hannah g who pretty much just turned it into a sex brothel. Oh.

Was that Hannah G? Is she the little blonde with the little puppy face? Yeah, with the doe eyes. Dude. I don't know what they're trying to do there, but our man is allegedly a virgin. In a swimsuit. Taking a shower.

I mean, he had to pull a tuck, right? Yes. To quote Kesha, that place was about to blow. Colton, I don't know how he did that. How do you do that on camera? I don't know. Do you think your piece gets gun shy on camera? No. I don't get.

Do you know this? I've had several intense makeouts on camera. Yeah, Dave. No, I don't know this. Have you? No. Okay. I'm just don't know. Have you? No. Okay. I'm just asking questions here.

Who knows? Yeah, he had a stick of dynamite in his pants. Yeah. Yeah, he did. Is he your take cover player of the week? Do you think producers are like, cut, cut, cut. Dude, Colton, you got to. Colton.

Like, dude, just keep that half under the water he uh i mean she definitely went into that date saying all right this i'm at a pivotal moment in this season i got a one-on-one i know i can get to him both emotionally later in the date but first physically she knew exactly what she was doing by being like turn over on this massage table i'm gonna mount you right now. This is when they were wrapped in seaweed? I don't know. What is the significance

of the seaweed wrap? I don't know, but I'll try it. It's good for your skin? I definitely want to try it. Do we have a seaweed plug in Austin? We're pretty close

to the green belt. Let's go down there and see if we can forge for any. I don't think there's seaweed at the green belt, Will. I think seaweed is found usually at the sea. You don't know until you try.

I used to spearfish for algae. Yeah? That seems like a fruitless effort. I don't know why. I was never successful, but I used to do it. Why? You didn't ever want to give up? No, I was trying to get some chlorophyll from that algae.

More like borophyll. Who else did he have a one-on-one with? He had another, he had a boring ass one-on-one, I feel like. This is a weird season because I like this Bachelor more than any. I'm also checking my phone this season more than any. I don't know why. I'm just, I'm trying to see who this season more than any. I don't know why. I'm just, I'm trying to see who's getting dope tweets off. I'm trying to check TikTok.

Is Bachelor Twitter not as bad as it has been historically? Or am I just not seeing it as much? Yeah, there's definitely not the voluminous tweets out there. Okay. Because it doesn't feel as... Dude said voluminous. It's a good word. Yep, that's good.

Bet you didn't know that was a word, did you? have figured it out fucking bill nye over here yeah dill nye what i'm not talking science dill mickelson uh you actually called him that seriously on the course i also called it because i had a dope flop shot dylan got really shook yesterday because on the second hole, I was like, dude, you know that people call you D3 because you three putt so much. And then he was like, what? No, they don't. And then I'm not kidding. I felt bad saying that because the next three holes, he three putted.

And I was like, oh, God. You did have a string of three putts. I think I started off the first three holes with three three putts. I can't putt. Everybody knows that. It's really bugging me that I don't know who the other one on one was with i don't know i they he made a real big mistake sending demi home yeah i know he probably did it and it was probably in the grand scheme a nice thing to do but dude i don't i don't know if i want to watch a show without demi

she's electric we're gonna we're gonna get a whole new season of her though when she is the queen of paradise she was made made for paradise. Do any of these girls have bachelorette vibes at this point? Um Cause I'm not seeing it. Uh I don't know her name. Maybe Miss Alabama.

The other one. Kaylin. Kaylin. Possibly. Yeah she stinks. Possibly. She stinks though. She doesn't stink. I thought she was nice. I don't know her name. She's, I think, one of the only black chicks left. Oh, she was there last night. She has good chemistry with Colton. I like her. She's got

chemistry, but I've been mentally pinning her. She's on my short list of potential bachelorettes. You've been mentally pegging her? Pinning. Oh, pinning. I pinned her as a she's on my short list of potential bachelorettes you've been mentally pegging her pinning oh pinning uh i pinned her as one so i don't know if she has it though like she doesn't have the personality outside of when she's interacting with colton so i'm worried about her um recently i i talked about cassie's middle part and how i'm just not into middle parts at all i got people were coming at me from all directions including sally actually i didn't realize that

she's like strictly a middle parter oh my wife as well she said thanks for that oh shit so if there's anything else um let's see uh yeah do you not like to apologize like girls under five foot six i would like to apologize to all the middle parts out there i didn't know that this was uh i'm i'm just sorry what do you want girls with like frat swoops and stuff like here's the good news here's the good news to all you you would look harder if you didn't middle part so yeah you can i disagree i disagree i've seen numerous girls pivot to the middle part and it helps helps them out greatly. Cassie has got to stop it. She's got to.

Cassie is the most overrated character in the history of The Bachelor. That, okay. I disagree, sir. Take that back. I disagree. She's the most overrated. She has no personality. No one on this show has personality, Will. Yes, they do.

No one who advances. People who take the show seriously, they don't have a personality she has no moxie she's not going far she's going home soon she's going home soon okay she i'll go ahead and say this dude she's not only top four also watch the way watch the way he rolls around with her on the beach and and she straddles the way he doesn't do that shit with anybody else as intense as he does everybody back up give me some here. I'm about to make a proclamation. Holy shit. She's top two.

No. She's final two. If you disagree with me. She's such a dud. She's such an overrated dud and I don't get it. Colton's going to hear this and he's going to end up marrying this chick and it's going to be awkward for all of us. Thanks to you.

Oh shit. What if that happens? Did you ever think of that? How are you going to explain that to your best friend Colton? I'm going to apologize. Yeah. I think you should already put him on blast because of his trash ass golf swing which isn't fair he's been playing for like two weeks yeah he's a good he has a good swing for somebody that's been playing for so short you're still getting my really when he was when he did a 360 degree spin

this is on chris harrison he chris admitted to us on this very podcast that Colton was his selection for The Bachelor because he wanted to teach him how to golf and golf with him. He was getting jokes off with us. That's not the real reason. No, he said it. Man, poor Colton. I hope he doesn't listen to this. He does, though.

That's the thing. What? I'm sorry, Colton. I hope I didn't just slander your future wife. Do you think he rents his own Twitter? He does. He told us. He told us straight up. his own Twitter? He does. He told us. He told us straight up.

He's really good at Twitter. He's good. He actually made us an offer that we have yet to take him up on. What? He told us. He's like, ABC gave me clearance to run all my own social media and appearances. So anytime you guys need me on the podcast, you can hit me up. He told us that?

He said that. Why isn't he here right now? Dude, let's fly him in. Let way let's fly to him where is he that might have been an empty offer but it didn't feel like one at the time because he said it before we even sat down and recorded like and i was like oh fuck that's a really nice offer we're probably never gonna hit him up about it though he's busy um i have nothing else from this episode because it's trash. No, I really don't either. It was not a good episode for Bachelor Nation.

Was there any Chris Harrison? Not really. I don't recall seeing him, and that's a problem. He was probably going low. I heard he was working with a swing coach in Carlsbad, and so he had to fly back from Thailand and get that done. I would love to see that guy, like his monthly budget on golf,

because there's no doubt he's spending like five figures on golf every month. He's just hopping from charity golf tournament, or like pro-am to pro-am right now. He's killing it. God damn. Last note, actually. You can tell how much they like Colton,

because at this point in the season last year, Becca was having dates in, like, Virginia at, like, witchcraft camps and shit. And he's, like, overseas already. Yeah, they're going to some dope spots. He's getting set up. Well, they had a budget since they didn't go international with Becca. Yeah. They tanked it.

God, I forgot about Becca. Yeah, want to know why? Because she's very forgettable. And she picked another dude who's very forgettable. Who did she pick? The dude that had the racist likes on Twitter. Oh, yeah, that guy.

Controversial Instagram-like guy. Yeah. Nobody wants to be a controversial Instagram-like guy. What was his name garrett uh i was gonna say cody garrett garrett sounds right yeah kind of a dork they're a boring ass couple nice guy total loser yeah yeah like no he does seem like a nice guy he does seem like a nice guy but minus the controversial instagram likes if your go-to entertainment to make people laugh is a Tommy Boy impression,

you might need to rethink your strategy. Yeah. I love Tommy Boy. Was it Tommy Boy or was it Matt Foley? It was Matt Foley. Sorry. Love Matt Foley as well. Stupid idiot.

Yeah. This is a take, but I didn't think that the Matt Foley skit was all that great in the history of SNL. You're wrong, sir. Dude, shut up. You're wrong. SNL is so bad now. Don't you still watch it? It's trash.

I watch every episode. I don't watch every episode fully, but I watch the opening. I watch the monologue. And I normally watch the skits as well as weekend update it's trash it's not great but i will say that there are some funny skits and there is still cultural relevancy so i think that watching it still you know it warrants some time i'm not going to watch it live more like saturday night dvr'd oh man i really think we should have a pod now oh man you guys can see it but it's in the pod forever because what you just did there no it's still entertaining though they still have some good people okay you're right

they get good but i think it goes with every snl season is that people no one's gonna remember this is like the greats nobody but with every season there's gonna be bad skits where you're like oh man they're losing it but then there's also moments of glory i think that kate mckinnon is one of the best people to ever go through the show she is phenomenal she won a fucking uh emmy emmy yeah she's good it's hard to do i enjoy it i enjoy her it's also nice to see pete dav Pete Davidson see what see what Twitter's gonna blow up with next

he's gone after this season gotta be right yeah just just go he might regret that he's too big for SNL now

is he dude he's out there dude he's he's dating models he's doing his thing I don't think he's that funny he's not good he's not good at SNL

because he's good at his stand up as we've talked about but his skits are awful yeah he just giggles through them Because he's good at his stand up As we've talked about His skits are awful He just giggles through them He's too much of a meme now So when he's in a skit It's like oh there's Pete Davidson

I can't stop thinking about that's Pete Davidson It's like if you have The Rock in a skit He also doesn't do impressions very well So like if you're not going to impersonate somebody and you're just going to be yourself or a random character, you're probably not going to be on the show for that much longer. That's fair. That's very fair.

Like, his biggest thing right now is just going on Weekend Update and just being Pete Davidson. Kind of a good bit. I like it. But, yeah, it might be time. Shout out to Pete. Farewell, Pete. If you roll through for South by

Hit us up Let's talk this weekend and fun As always This is presented by Eisenhower's on Rainy Street It's not only our favorite bar On Rainy Street But it's the best bar

For Not only Sundays But what's the day That they're starting to do The boy band stuff I believe it's Thursday sir You love to see that Yeah

It's a boy band It's a cover band. Much like our Tuesdays, our Fridays are kind of administrative days here on the Circling Back podcast. You might catch us at Eisenhower seeing this boy band once in a while. I'm down. Also, support a great guy. We had played golf with Mike Eisenhower yesterday. Guy owns the place.

I'm actually in that boy band cover band. Really? Are you the Joey Fatone I'm more of a K-Fed wait no who's the other dude isn't there a Kevin Kevin Fetter was just a

he was just a backup dancer yeah that's kind of my role backup dancer yeah I'm back there just kind of doing the Michelle Obama gif where I'm just kind of

I like that I'll start and then I'm in the of... I like that. I'll start. And then I'm in the front row just doing the Nancy Pelosi applause for you, because you're killing it. Why are we super liberal now? We're already like the Texas Cocks. Sorry, go ahead.

I will start with my This Weekend in Fun. Friday, I have nothing going on, which is how I like to spend my Friday nights, with no plans. Oh, man. And you can't wait. I can't wait for Friday. Saturday, however, is the homies' birthday party. And, Will, I'm supposed to

tell you that you haven't RSVP'd yet, so if you would get on that, that would be great. You're that guy? I didn't know it required an RSVP. I believe Dave has. I thought it was like an open invite. It's an e-vite. You get the e-vite, right? All right, well, we'll talk in a second about this. I have a potential

scheduling conflict. You can talk normal. All he asks is that you RSVP, sir. Okay, okay, okay. I'm not asking you to cancel any other plans. And that's pretty much all I have

on the books for this weekend. How old is the homie? Like seven? Eight? Four. What kind of gift? He will be turning four. You know what?

Don't even get him a gift. He doesn't want a gift. Okay, I'll keep the PlayStation 4 I just got. Especially not a don't even get him a gift he doesn't want a gift okay i'll keep the playstation 4 i just got especially not a toy dude he has toys he doesn't even remember he has he's got i'm like hiding them in like air conditioning vents and stuff they're nice yeah damn i'll be there saturday yes i'm going I'm bowling. I'm actually a pretty good bowler. A lot of people don't know that, but I'm actually pretty decent. I'll be there Saturday. Friday, I got really no plans. I could see something popping up, maybe a dinner or something. You send me a text Friday between like six and seven. You could talk me into pretty much anything i could do a dinner as well dave yeah uh sunday friday dinner sunday no plans um i thought somebody was kind of maybe saying let's

play golf i'd like to do some golf action if i don't i'm gonna go hit i need some work i'm just my i don't feel good my first three rounds of 2019 have been trash i believe intern klein said he wanted to play thursday or friday to be fair yeah dave like it's weird seeing you not be the consistent rock on the golf course that you normally are you are you are not off yes you're not getting up and down from like 120 in like you normally do and i don't i don't get it fair yeah i don't know i just i'm not i'm not into it yet i need to really other... Other than my tee shots, which, no lie, we hit a lot of fairways yesterday between the three of us.

Between the four of us, really. Epic flash, jailbreak technology. We were all hitting drugs. Nothing better than thinking I'm going to be tight, go blind lone wolf on the par 5 after mashing one over the water. Oh, I don't know, flirting with 300. And then every subsequent person does the exact same thing. Yeah, I ended up birdieing that hole.

Yeah, I lost that hole. Yeah, you did. But it was funny. It was one of those things. It was just a perfect storm. Yeah, so I'll be at the bowling alley. Celebrating your son. We would love to have you there, Dave.

Can't wait. I might go live. Well, your boy's got kind of an inconvenient weekend, if I'm being honest. Sally's got a friend in town. I like friend a lot it's her birthday and so she's coming to town having some party stuff going on uh i don't know when she's getting it whether that means i'm tied up on friday or uh saturday it hard to say the issue that i have with the homies birthday party isn't is the timing of this because i have a wedding i need to go to on saturday night i don't know who this wedding is for i've never met this person uh it is one of sally's old co-workers sally made me aware of this wedding two nights ago and said oh by the way you

know we have to go to that wedding on saturday what excuse me um and so it's in dripping springs texas uh i think the the that I'm going to have to do for this is going to be right in the beginning of the homies birthday party do you know what the venue is? because I got married in Dripping Springs I think it's the same one as you actually Camp Lucy it's very popular

I think it's the same one but I'm going to go to that I'm probably going to be out late night that night because of the said birthday girl, Sally's friend, who's coming to town. So I think I'm going to caravan back to Austin and then hit the ground running, stay out late. Sunday, I don't know. Probably nothing.

Sunday's Scary's podcast. Go listen to it. I'll be releasing it on Sunday. That's all I got. I don't really have much. Okay. Maybe you can catch me at Eisenhower's if I got. I don't really have much. Okay. Maybe you can catch me at Eisenhower's if I'm feeling a little hungover and a little wild. You see how warm it's going to be this weekend?

Don't tell me. I don't even want to know. Like almost 80. That's fine. I'm not ready for that kind of heat yet. No, I got to get in a suit. It's not what I want to do. You're going to look good, though.

No. I haven't even gotten my stuff dry cleaned. It's just I don't want to do it. I don't want to deal with this. I got to buy a new suit i haven't even gotten my stuff dry cleaned it's just i don't want to do it i don't want to deal with this i gotta buy a new suit you should probably get your stuff dry clean it's you're getting up there i have a couple weddings coming up i need to sit i mean for saturday yeah yeah i mean today's the day i know just i don't want you to be no no there's a good one right near here that does okay one day it's great But you're right. I'm probably going to have to go some trash ass shirt. Fuck. That's all I got, man.

I don't know. I'm exhausted now. Just thinking about having to do this is just killing me inside. Damn, that's sad. Hopefully she's not a circle back listener. You couldn't think of what to say either. This happened to me earlier. That's because pretty much every single time I say the name of our podcast,

I almost say the name of another podcast. Yeah. It's hard. It is hard. It literally hard to say. All right. Well, let's go out there and have fun. Let's wrap her up.

Yeah. All right. We'll be coming to you on Friday. Make sure to subscribe on Patreon. Patreon.com slash Circling Back Podcast. If we get to 3,000 patrons by

our drop of next week's episode, that means we need about 250 patrons added to the list. I will not shave my beard. Whoa. Whoa. Yep. I will make that promise. I will not look like a thumb if you guys come out please do i don't want to fucking deal with that yeah i don't want to see your face no offense

and i need most of it covered by facial hair get us to 3 000 okay it's not gonna be that hard we'll do it all right uh we'll see you guys friday Bye.