Circling Back - Time Traveling Assassin | Circling Back 4-27-26

Episode Date: April 27, 2026

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All right, we're back, circling back podcast. Welcome to the shell. Thank you. My name is Dave. And I'm looking good today. Why? Well, because I reached my closet this morning. I walked in there.

It's typically the first thing I do. I get up, try to get my outfit laid out. My fit, I should say. Don't call what you're wearing an outfit. You laid it out? You lay it out? You lay it out? No, I get it out and like pack it into my gym bag.

Oh, okay. And I reached to grab a former sponsor's golf polo. Long time ago sponsored. One of my fave shirts, one of Dave's faves, or Dave faves, if you will. Dave faves. And I pulled it out. Whatever the moths do, if the, I don't know if it's the moth man, I don't know what happened. Just riddled with holes.

Really? Yeah. I wore it like a month ago. Wait, was this? It's riveting stuff. in your closet? Oh yeah. That has never happened to me, ever. I also have a lot of, I've got a lot of stuff hanging in. We get a lot of free clothes, not to brag. Now you got to get mothballs. You're going to smell like an old people house. I know. Smelling like fucking Dylan

walking in. Do you what old people, all their shit all smells like that. They just love mothballs. That's the way we liked it. There's got to be a better way to like keep moths off of clothing because those things, that's, you're telling me a moth has testicles. That takes smells, dude. Ladies and gentlemen. Randy Trebaki. Couldn't be Dave. No testicles over. here. Dave, I do think you look good. And if you're not watching on video right now, you're not seeing how slutty and unbuttoned Dave is right now. Dave is halfway down to his chest. I wore this to field day. Can I double click into this conversation? Like, redouble click? I just want to point out that we've got, we've got UPS. What can Brown do for you today?

This is my Purdue Roebuck-Back. Stand up. Spin around. You're the tan-o-o-o-short. With a tan shorts. I'm wearing all roebuck. Do you know you need some brown socks. They're great. Lutz 20. Lutz 20. You could be a UPS driver. You've got the build. So I compliment Dave. And I'm a-

sorry, I know. I'm being a jerk. I woke up way too early as far. What are you going to do to address the moth issue before your other clothes get eaten? Get a lamp. Just get a laugh. You have to do something.

I'm going to go in there to square up. I'm going to turn the light out and say, come get me, I'm here. You're going to square up with the moths? Yeah. All right. I'm going to go in there. I'm going to turn the light out and say,

what are you waiting for? Okay. I'm going to like spin around. and yell and wait until they pop out. I don't even know if it's a moth. That's how you do it, Dave. You put little lights on your fists, so they're attracted to them.

I would wreck a moth. Okay, I'm a little cough. Okay, I know about the mothball thing to keep moths off. I don't know. But I've never known, I've never known moths to, like, eat someone's clothing away.

It's probably not a moth. It's probably the fact that this is, like, a seven-year-old golf polo that gets worn. It's in my, it's in my frequent, frequent, rotation of golf shirts.

Okay. And I'll tell you off after the show whose it is. It's certainly not Roebuck. I promise you that. I know what it is. I know it is. I don't. Okay.

I have a guess, but it doesn't matter. Either way. It's not a Roebuck. So I wouldn't be caught dead. Here's the deal. I didn't have a plan to start the show, so I just started just talking. Yeah, no, it's okay.

That's what we do. I mean, this is... Dave, I like to call that fun and easy banter. I'm trying to, you know, trademark that. You should have done a cold open. The chat is already saying that. Don't give you started. I'm ignoring the chat because they are begging for a cold open.

Oh, man. Here's a warm open. Dylan Shivery. All right. There's some free ball knowledge for all of the seed heads out there. Smackin brand. Cinnamon churo flavor. And I haven't tried all their flavors yet is my goaded sunflower.

a seed right now. If you're a seed head, like I'm getting back into the game. And so I'm experimenting. I'm getting out there. Smacking is a new brand to me. I'm trying things. I'm in the arena, just trying things. I'm telling you. I'm right there with Dylan. They're, they're 10 out of 10 sunflower seeds. So where are you doing these at? Because you're not doing them at work. The baseball field. Just a few. Yeah. I'm trying, I'm trying not to develop a dependency because it's easy. It's easy. It's a slippery slow. I'm keeping it. I'm keeping it baseball. They should do a They should invent a nicotine seed. I thought,

nicotine sunflower seeds. I had an idea for CBD seeds. Ced BDs. Dude, I, like, I'll throw a wad in. I'll go, it'll take me, you know, 30 minutes to go through them. I heard about that. I'm just, like, reaching for the bag.

Like, I need more. I know. It's kind of a. Dylan's just reaching for the bag. I'm kind of like getting like a low-key addicted. Yeah. Like cigarettes, I promise myself, I will never take a drag of a cigarette while sober.

And I never have. I was like my I was like keep myself in check kind of thing and so it's a baseball only thing for me right now. Why? What's the what's the thing you're worried about? Just developing like a fixation. I don't know. It's an oral fixation. It is.

Look, I'm right there. My doctor told me I had an oral fixation. During college, like whenever I was working out a project, I was just sunflower seeds. And now here, if I'm back home at my computer, I'm just doing sunflower seeds. It's smacking so good. I did buy the honey barbecue per your recommendation. I haven't tried them yet. I'll let you know.

Actually, Dylan, after you were talking this morning, I was on their website and we can do like a little mix-and-match thing and you do something. So if you want to try some flavors, you want to go half and half. You want to go have these on some seeds, dog? Because they have the limited edition

deep dish pizza too. So I was like, but you can only get those on the line. They have sour cream and onion. That's only online. Their garlic parm is also really good. Interesting. None of the dads and none of the kids at T-ball are doing it yet.

I know that. You know how I know that? It's because I brought seeds when I came to Rhodes' game. Yeah. And I was spitting them on the ground. And I noticed that I was the only, like, the only seeds on the ground were mine.

I was like, man, this had to made its way over here. Yeah. There was a, on the Game Changer app, they sent out a message, I said, hey, if you are the big hunk of white trash that was spitting seeds on everybody's back and also puts his feet up on the table, whilst podcasting,

we're just going to have to ask you to not come back. Hey, Smackin, if you're listening, Dylan and I are ready to be, have you on the sponsors, because we all love your product. Man, that's good, dude. That'll probably get them on board. You know who I know is listening problem, probably?

Who, man? Backer Hunter, that stopped by on Friday. Just want to give a shout out, you know. Yeah, man. On a solo trip. Yeah, seeing, what was a goose? That guy was dope, man. That guy had good vibes to him.

We met him in Chicago at the... One of the more confident backer entrances. Yeah. He walked in and kind of like he expected us to remember him from the Chicago meetup. And I kind of do... As a super recognizer, I recognized him. That's good. Yeah.

But I didn't know the name. Yeah. Well, and I did A1 shot with him to be part of the Daniel Boone Society. He brought his own A1 Steaks sauce. When he said that, I remember, I remember him. But yeah. What did he bring? A1 Steaks sauce.

No, no, here. Did he bring us anything? I don't think so. That's okay. No Guinness? We don't have any. We're in a drought of Guinness, for sure. Oh, God.

Yeah. Subscribe to us on Spotify. Watch this. You can watch our video. Watch this after it's done. After it's uploaded. See Dave's a little chest out. Once Randy uploads it at 8 p.m. You can watch it.

That was not me. I uploaded it at 1230 and Spotify was having system-wide issues. Leave us comments. There was some good comments last week. I said, I will say, I said maybe I do a hog reveal. So I, you know, maybe, but I did enjoy all the comments. Oh, and I will also say the backer that called me out on voicemails. There's a Reddit post and DM me.

Yes, we did mention Facebook Live. It's so quick of you saying it, but yes, it was Facebook Live. So I was wrong. Could pull the tape on whoever did that. One of the backers on Spotify commented last week that they didn't realize that you were into BDSM, big dumps in strip malls. Chelsea's a lucky league. That's right. Cheltz is a lucky gal, man. Someone else said, DSW said for Dylan's shit warehouse.

Okay. That's a little more crap. That's so stupid. Hey, tomorrow on Patreon, it's dating app week. What's that? What's a dating app? I'm new here. I time traveled. I time traveled to speed run the correspondence dinner. You found us from time traveling. We do a theme week. Yeah, everybody from time travelers, you're Really? Once a month. And I'm really excited about this one. This is going to be fire. Got some good ones. There's still time to submit.

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How do you say it? It's a hype beast word. I'm not cool enough to use it. And you're supposed to be a guest on retail therapy sometime maybe when world's out. That's a Gen Z word. Yeah. I think it's a younger millennial word. So like opposite end of the millennial spectrum than you.

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Stock X. Stock X. That's what it is. We were, do Colorway was like, here's $400 to spend on shoes. Yeah, you buy, you buy Yeezys. What's that about? Anything you want to say? I didn't.

I didn't buy Yeasies. You had some Yeasies. Yeas were gifted to me by a listener. Oh, and you wore them a lot. You want anything you want to say about that? Yeah, I like them. It's not any kind of statement about... Okay, we're just checking about the man who designed them.

Which is who I'm not, I'm new here. Dave, Kanye West. I just traveled. Oh, in the past. Dave, you're driving a Volkswagen now. Any statement about that? Yeah, it's got a third row. And it was economical for my family.

A third row or a third Reich? Again, again, I would love if you just told everyone where I live, too. Just the guy who was docks on the Reddit like a year ago. There's a lot of Volkswagen. Jesus. Um, yeah, I'll tell you about, I'll tell you more about it. My weekend and fun presented by Fair Harbor. They don't know that you're driving a Volkswagen bug.

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Got some five guys this weekend. How about that, Dave? It was pretty good. That set you back. About $20. Fucking ridiculous. I haven't had five, but guys, even though there's one right down the street from us. Yeah, that's good.

I love the Cajun fries. A little greasy. Yeah, didn't do too much. Played some video games. Worked out very much of a bleak end. But I started a show with the girlfriend. I started on season two. No, no.

Love on the spectrum. Started watching that. You've watched that, right, Dylan? Which one? Love on the spectrum? No, but Chelsea was watching it over the weekend. I cut about 10 minutes of it. Yeah, okay.

I started watching. We started season two, Conner's season. and I'm very much enjoying it. It's a really feel-good show. They, just the kindest folks on that show. Who's day? The folks on Spectrum. What's the premise?

So this is like a show and everybody there is dealing with Internet provider's Spectrum. So what is the draw, though? Like, I get it. That's cool. They probably, I don't even think they have fiber yet. I don't know. It is an interesting concept for a show, but it works.

Interesting. Clearly, if you don't know the show, it's people with autism that are going through their love lives and dating. So it's, you know, it's very, it's funny and it's feel good. It's good. So, I mean, I know I'm late to the game. I think season five just came out like two weeks ago. So trying to catch all catch up on it.

Does it have that one surgeon from TV? Oh, the good doctor? Yeah. Is that show still a lot? I don't know. I don't know. What's going on there? We'll say a lot of these guys on the spectrum, they own a lot of swords.

So I'm like, hell yeah. Hell yeah. Interesting. What kind? A bunch of different ones. Like they get them from the shell down the street? I want to get the Roman sword there. We have a gas station down the street.

It's walking distance. You can just go buy a sword. usually we go down there for Celsius Chelsea's Chelsea's we haven't done a Celsius around in a while I'm kind of getting off of those really

yeah just I think long term they're bad for you unless they want to drop the bag here in which case just go ahead and erase that I stop trying stop pre-workout makes it workouts a lot harder but I'm like I'm not going to do any more of this you know ape shit cuts type stuff yeah crap my pants

insane asylum piss yourself commit muscle commit war crimes yeah the hag but yeah I mean that was about it

just kind of stayed in I got some good pool time in with the old roommate and got some sun I'm a little sun kiss I don't know if you guys can tell but I'm trying to get some

some tan in before a wedding in three weeks so oh okay but you got a this not to go too much into this weekend of fun coming up. But it's going to be, for May, it's going to be like 65 degrees on Saturday, which is wild for Texas. Dude, you're going to be so mad. I am, I am

going to be mad. I thought it's going to be a good weather weekend to get some sun. You can still get sun. Don't worry. We have six months of like 97 plus coming out. Yeah, I know. It'll be fine. Yeah, like, be careful what you wish for, right? Seriously, dude. Dylan. Oh, thank you. Those are cute socks. Thanks, man. Do you know what color they are? I think they're like a minty green. They are mint. Okay. Are those fabletics? They're not.

These are stance. I got a pair of fabletics. These are stance. Very cool. Yeah. Parks had a baseball game Friday. If you recall, his last game was a tough one. He got Bean on his elbow here and took him out of the game.

Dude gets back in the box. Two base hits. A rope up the middle and another Opel line drive. Love to see it. I'm not surprised. He was in here Thursday or Wednesday. and he put me in a rear naked chokehold. He does that to everybody now.

He legitimately and had it in. I was like very impressed. Yeah. Yeah, he knows the moves now. It's fun. Yeah, he had a great game. He got the game ball. They did not win.

This team played incredible. I've never seen anything like it. They were good. But he got two base sets, got the game ball, so he was a happy camper. This team is not the team with the two. Really good kids? No, no, that was last game. Yeah.

But this team is also really good. And kid turned like to clean as double play I've seen in Little League so far. It was truly impressive. You don't see a lot of that? You don't. Saturday Family Day went out to the ranch like I talked about last week. Both my sisters were out there. My mom took Parks and Chels.

Chels was there? Chellis was there. How long have you been with her? I was just looking at my text messages. Dave just sent me that out of the blue that voice message. I'm really upset that I didn't keep it. That's good. That was a great time.

I did just drive it around my car and saying it to myself. We came back and had dinner just meet Chelsea Parks at Cafe Malta. Hey, underrated spot. It's really good. It's a good, I don't know if it's technically a strip mall, but kind of. It's a strip tiny whatever. Either way, it's a good spot that is like very much a hidden gem. They have an appetizer that's a sausage christini with Bree and like a little balsamic drizzle on it.

It is unbelievable. Dang, my mouth is watering. You got to try that. Yeah. And then yesterday we didn't do a whole lot. My dad was six. We brought him some food. Hey, what was the main order at Malta?

I got the hangar steak. Oh, yeah. Parks got some kind of pasta dish and Chels got Snapper. Okay. They were all good. Let's go.

Yeah. And that's pretty much it, man. Watch a little NFL draft here and there. Didn't really catch a whole lot of it, caught some of it. And that's about it. What about you? Let's see.

Friday. I went to hit some balls. I've really, I've become kind of a range. A range goat, a range rat, getting out there, hitting balls. It's hot. Very humid. Kind of one of those weekends where you're waiting for the sky to just open up and just drain piss everywhere, but it doesn't.

It's like, it's like a vainy-faced kid. You're like, come on, man. You know you want to, you know you want to open up those clouds and just piss everywhere, but it hasn't. Right. Right. Right. Didn't piss. No, it has not.

But that's okay. Friday night was locked into draft mode um Alyssa I think Alyssa went to Bonco or something I don't know did a little

hey new got a code coming up but Early Bird sent us a little box little gift box recently our good friends at Early Bird and um they gave us these

the droppers the tincture it's a new product they're dope aren't they and dude I've just been going hard on half of one. Okay. Which is like the smallest amount ever.

I do it in a little tea. I didn't have a single drink of booze Friday night. Look at you. She went to bed early. That's phenomenal. You woke up feeling great. I did. We had tea ball.

We also had a birthday party Saturday. T-ball was great. The boys caught a dub. They're winning games this year. You'd love to see it. Playoffs start next week. Got one playoff or one practice this week. But yeah, Rhodes had another good game.

They're having fun out there, man. It's a pleasure to see all these kids figuring out the game. Rhodes is now obsessed with the Cubs. His team is the Cubs, but also the professional team because he thinks they're loosely affiliated. And so I recorded the Cubs Dodgers game. Dodgers just absolutely went belt-to-ass on the Cubs. But it was a fun game.

It was like 8-4. I don't remember what the final was. So we had it on all weekend. I just throw it on. And he just watches baseball now with me. It's phenomenal. So, yeah, I threw my family into my Volkswagen SUV license plate. No, your bug.

You're beautiful. And we drove to the fields, got out of there. By the way, that field, you know, it's supposed to be one way. You know what I'm talking about? Oh, yeah. There's a lot of people who don't really abide by that. And they try to go back out the other way, go against traffic, and there's one lane. It's really annoying.

A lot of people, a lot of bad people out there. sad people. Sunday got up, took about 90 minutes to the lawn, mowed it up, edged it up, looking good. So when that sky does open up and just drain us, we're going to be good. It's looking good right now. I'm at like having to mow every eight days, though, which seems like a little bit crazy. It's a little much. That's a lot, though. Are you mowing? What are you doing? Do you have a service? We have a service. That's reasonable. Huh. Yeah. What's that setting you back? Specifically. I don't know, but I never got the, like, lawn bug, you know. I don't really care.

I got it so bad. I want my lawn to look nice, but I don't. You want to come do my lawn? I don't care to spend time. Kind of. I don't know. A lot of men love it. Love mowing.

It's just, it's, it's, it really is like, I got excited this morning on I woke up and went out to the kitchen and flipped the lights on and the sun came up. And I looked out in the backyard and saw that, like, the grass was low. like the grass looked good. I was like, oh yeah, I did that. It is nice. It's a good feeling because it's a really bad feeling when you, it's like six inches high and you know you're going to have to do it. Like it's actually awful because especially in like the spring weather pattern

when like a lot of times it's wet morning, you know, you're going to have to trog through some wet grass. You have to empty it out like every 20 minutes. The whole thing. It's not fun. I got it done though. Caught up on the boys. Loving it.

I am too. I'm loving it. I still haven't started yet. Get in there, dog. I finished Invincible, and I did watch two or three episodes of Gen V. I'm trying, trying to get Gen V finished before I start the boys. Okay. Stars caught a tough OT loss in Minnesota.

Should have won that game with a better team, but that's not how it works in the playoffs. Hats off to the wild. Didn't go down without a fight. It's tied up coming back here. Game five tomorrow. in Dallas. And then, yeah, yesterday evening, just real low-key,

did a King Ranch casserole. You ever have a King Ranch casserole? Oh, yeah, of course. You know what a King Ranch casserole is? And you guys have told me in the past, but if you've got in my head, I won't even tell you what it is. Charles had no idea either.

It's a Texas, it's a Texas casserole. It's just good. It's good. It's good. You always get leftovers. It is. What's in it again? Chicken, mushroom soup,

cream of mushroom soup. Yeah. You put some tortilla in there to cover. at Rotel, cheese. It's basically like, it's almost like an enchilada casserole in a way.

Does that make sense? I mean, it sounds good. It is good. It's not that difficult. Alyssa made it. She did a good job. And that's that, man. Well, that sounds like a swell weekend. You had a good long weekend. You want to comment on my weekend?

It sounds like a decent one. I am jealous of lawn care. I want a lawn. You can come and do mine, man. Come do mine, dude. Maybe. Maybe. Something about having your own lawn and landscaping. I have so many ideas. Come out me out. We could do it in 30 minutes.

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That's F-I-T-B-O-D-M-E-S-E-S-E-S-E-S-E. Well, you were. scheduled to perform at the correspondence dinner, the White House correspondence dinner, set got cut short. What was your experience there? I had a good time. What were you going to do? You were going to do some like carrotop routine, right? Yeah, I had a set planned.

It was just like a five minute. It was a quick one. Yeah, it was going to do mostly just prop stuff, actually. All egg-based props. Yeah. You're going to juggle eggs. Yeah. Can you juggle?

I can't juggle. So I can bear minimum juggle and roads like every now and then remembers that I can kind of do it. And he brings like, he brings like a really tiny rubber ball over and then two like kid size basketballs. Dad, can you juggle these? I'm like, dude, no, I cannot. This is so difficult. Just the most difficult things to juggle. It'll go, okay, it'll take one away and he'll go, okay, just juggle too.

He brings you three axes. Dad, can you juggle these? Yeah, dad, here's a fire hydrant. Can you mix this in? It's so annoying. No, we had no laughing matter. Somebody tried to speed run the correspondence dinner. Just like the Scientologies.

Did I send you the new one? No. Were they wearing costumes now? Have you seen the speed run Scientologists? I've seen one video. Yeah. It's not good behavior. Nah, it's kind of sorry.

Somehow it's funnier to me than the shitheads that go behind the counter out of like a fast food place. That's sorry. People are just trying to work. Also, these people are just trying to practice their religion. Religion. So it is kind of like you feel a little weird about it, but it is like the concept of speed running, just running in a place and seeing how far you can get.

I said you that meme of, I think, from like time crisis and it was like Tom Cruise waiting at the top floor for these speed runners. And it's like the main bad guy. It's going to end badly. That's for sure. But anyway, speaking of ending badly, we had a would-be assassin trying to un-earned alive some members allegedly of the administration. He just ran, he just ran in. He ran in. Yeah. So he just said, ah, here I am. No shots fired. Well, shots were fired by

security, correct? I believe so, yes. But the guy, the, the perp wasn't hit. But somebody got shot, right? I thought he, at first I thought, he was the one who was hit and then like it doesn't seem like he was hit and i know i could probably look i look there was another element of this story that i was way more interested in on like what happened and i for that i apologize but and that's why this segment is called time travel assassins so what's that about day who's time travel in here assassins like tom cruise like randy just uh okay oh hold on anyway I'm not responding. Love it.

So the shooters, or the would-be shooter, his name gets out there. What is it, Cole Allen? Cole Allen. Okay. It should be helpful for the algorithm. And immediately people find this guy's Twitter account from 2023. He's got the Pepe Frog. Remember the Pepe Fri?

It was a big thing back in the day. So this guy, you're not talking about Cole Allen. No, no, no. A different guy. I think it was Henry something or other Maybe Henry Martinez Okay This account is a Twitter account

Has posted one time And they put it just said Cole Allen from 2023 Obviously it's weird because that's a shooter's name Would be shooter Three years ago Yeah And And

Has a Pepe meme avatar And then also The His band banner on his Twitter page is this like, what would you call it, Randy? Pull it out. It looks like a beautiful graphic. It's like a visual you might think that someone on Shrooms would see.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's very colorful, like melty looking wall. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's very, it does look like that. And come to find out it's from a company that does, it's called like time travel. Time machine or something like that. Time machine, excuse me. So what I'm getting at here very poorly, I apologize.

I was up very early, is that the Twitter guys who were going really hard were like, well, this is clearly a time traveler. Because how else would this tweet exist with this guy's name? Somebody knew. And so there's all this talk about like this is like time travel. And I would offer a contrarian take. Yeah, I did too. I would say that Cole Allen is a.

common enough name. I mean, there are probably thousands of Cole Allen's out there. Probably. But I would also say, like, to anyone you're thinking, like, this is, like, this guy's mastered time travel. Okay. I see what you see now that, like, this is not, uh, the guy just tweeted out at Cole Allen. His name is not Coelan.

Right. Henry Martinez. tweeted out Cole Allen following zero counts. The interesting thing about the banner, which we kind of, we kind of kind of got away from. Apparently, it overlays perfectly if you mess with the image with the Trump-Butler image of him, like standing up after he was someone fired a shot that grazed his ear. And Secret Service allowed him to stand up and pose.

So this was December 22nd, 2023, just to call up. Yeah, which I don't know. I don't really know. didn't see it. When people were doing the graphic overlay thing and like, I'm sending that graphic overlay to Rainey right now. I was like, is this right? I don't know if this is right. Like, sure. I don't know. I guess. I could, I could see this not just being like a coincidental kind of thing. I would also say in the event that this is a time traveler and his goal was to come back and do some unaliving, this guy failed very, very miserably. It's very interesting that someone could

master time travel and yet have their plan was to just run in. Sort of seemed like he. It's he wanted to get caught. Just sprinting past security. Not a lot of payoff for traveling through time. No. I don't know what the hell's going on here. Anyway, here's the overlay thing. It's a visual show, folks.

Yeah. He's right. Subscribe to Spotify. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, this is. Why is that one Secret Service guy, magging so hard?

It's an all-time picture. Yeah, I'm not really, I mean, I, when you, I don't know. I don't know. Could you have put any image there and I would have seen it? Yeah, that's what I'm wondering to. I don't know. Whatever. Somebody probably manipulated Twitter in like the back end or whatever and just put this up.

We're getting sci up to hell. Whatever, man. Either way, I like to pretend that this guy was just a really, really like poorly, a poor, a low effort time traveler who was like, all right, I'm going to go in there and do some damage. And then he got here. He's like, holy shit, the time travel thing worked. This is crazy. Damn, I didn't think it was going to work.

Now I don't really know what to do. I'm just going to run by Secret Service. Well, well, here's the thing, Dave. Now you got to really start thinking, what if he was successful? And then another time traveler came from a different timeline where killing Trump would have been made things even worse. And then he had to go back and like trip him and stuff. It gets really into time travel stuff.

Like maybe another time traveler thwarted him during this. You never think about that? So maybe, okay. No, I didn't think about that. So it's like, okay. There's always a thing about somebody tripped them. It's like if you would go back and you were time traveler, would you go back and kill baby Hitler?

And it's like, what if that led to an even worse, mega, mega Hitler? You never know. Yeah. And then like what kind of car would I be driving? Exactly. You wouldn't be in that bug. So, yeah. I spent way too much time on this.

I'm not proud to say. I really was just like, I was really having fun with it, even though it's, you know, it's a very serious matter. It was just all for a ballroom. We got to get ourselves a, we got to get that damn ballroom built. So I'm just wondering, how was this discoverers? People were just searching Cole Allen on Twitter and then just found that this guy tweeted this out.

Yeah. Cole Allen, of course, a man in STEM. I don't know if you saw that. He's like a very, went to Caltech, I believe, a very prominent school, very smart and high intellect guy. mechanical engineer of sorts, made a video game, very kind of randy-coded. So maybe he is a time traveler if he has that type of, you know, that pedigree.

It could be right. I just don't know what the, it feels like there would have been a bit of better plan. Yeah. It seems like he would have all the time in the world to plan this out better, literally. You see, the time is relative. You see the mentalist was up there on stage. Oz Perlman was drunk. Interesting.

Just blowing his mind with something. surely he guessed the name i don't know which which cabinet official or which administration official was pregnant but he guessed the name of the baby really yeah correctly i assume correctly and you see the video of uh melania he didn't see this coming i guess not it's just interesting timing kind of crazy that like he's up there blow on minds and then meanwhile that guy's unbelievable time cop time cop runs in speed runs the fucking correspondence dinner the best is when he's like in in front of an entire football team. And he just fucks with them.

And they're just, they just. Yes. Do you watch, did you see him on Rogan? I don't think of caught that. There's a clip that goes around. It's, it's him on Rogan where he guesses Rogan's ATM pen.

Oh, that's right. And Joe, Joe doesn't find it funny at all. In fact, Joe's like visibly uncomfortable and like not cool with it. Because this guy just guessed his pet number. I've seen that clip.

It's interesting. I saw, he was on like Conan or some late night thing. And he did it to the whole audience. And like, I did it at home. what they were doing and he he got me at home it was pretty good it was like uh just draw a shape and like he walked through how he like subliminally like suggests that you should draw a star

and like it was just a very easy shape to draw and like majority of the people in the crowd drove star i drew a star at home and it was it was like oh okay so i see some things but a lot of stuff i have no idea how he's doing it no way i don't know but they got him they got him man Weird shit going on. Weird wild shit. Pirate Judd Roberts in the chat says the mind freak would have been a better guest. Can you imagine if Trump just had Chris Angel out of that? Yeah.

Just freaking minds up there. Would have gone down different. That is an insane thing to think. So this is the first one he's gone to, right? Right. Because he'd boycotted it the last couple years. I might be wrong about that. I mean, he used to do it in the first term, I think.

Anyway. Man, you're asking the wrong person. Then you had Twitter, Twitter blowhards fighting, getting in fights. Michael Tracy, trying to fight somebody and then showing up. It's a whole thing. But interesting. Trying to fight people at the Hampton Inn. I know nothing about that.

Michael Tracy, he's a journalist of sorts. I don't really know what you call him. Twitter opinionist. You've probably seen this stuff. I'm trying to think if this was a time traveler, it's the worst time traveler ever. I mean, so unless the goal was to come back and, like, totally get that ballroom bill. Maybe he was just a fan of circling back and want us to talk about it and knew that this is the only way that we'd ever talk about it. You ever wonder that?

Like, if somebody does something like that, it's like, oh, if they listen. He's in the demographic. Yeah, in the age range. Well, he's not listening anymore. Can you listen to pods in jail? Yeah, you probably can. There's pods in jail. Yeah.

We discovered that. We discovered a jail pod. I think Elizabeth Holmes is doing something back there. Ooh. She kicked up. Ah. Podcast. We'll say, we'll continue to monitor.

We'll monitor. Yeah. We're already 40 minutes in. She's, she's, it's flying by. Yeah. Hey, time flies. When you're going to speed run. Exactly.

It's just funny. Just like, all right. Not going to, like, pop through the ceiling. not going to like clearly I traveled through time I've had all this time I know where everything's going to be because I'm familiar with the concept

and I'm just going to run in that's like a skit yeah of like just this really serious thing and that's just like I'm here it's a Shane Gillis skit where he just like pops out of the

time travel portal and he's like he does like a Shane Gillis thing and he's just like there okay now what you just got to run in there dude. I'll tell you what, man. I wish I could travel back in time and unsubscribe to some of the

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Yeah, well, this might hurt the rankings. There's been a lot of movement in recent weeks. We had the salt. We had a tears hair guy who if I was if I was a Chad bowder, if I had a vote in the weekly ranking, I would put him, I would give him top two, maybe top three. And now we've got Chad, the original Chad clavicular allegedly going to be a dad. Clav announced that he and his 18 year old girlfriend of two weeks are now expecting child. Got a little video here. I don't know a podcast that says the fresh and fit podcast. And now they're gonna start a family. You guys act like we're joking.

We're not joking. No, I'm not joking. Wait, wait, when are you gonna start family? Same, say, say, say, are you in progress? She's pregnant! On the show! Let's fucking go! That's my pupil!

Pass my pupil! But I didn't teach him drugs. I do not take drugs. Did you know? Immediately you were pregnant? You're like, you gotta say, this is a lot of cooks. This is a big podcast. We got.

What's going on? Randy, why don't we have this? We get four in here, and I feel like I'm stepping on everybody's toes when I speak up. This is too many people. 12, 12 people? That's just on camera. They went to a different angle. There's more.

It's ridiculous. That's insane. So this is his girlfriend, so he's settled down. I thought he was just making out with somebody's mom the other day. I don't think he's going to settle down. You don't think clavicle settles down. What if clavs just going to be the most excellent father? Look, I,

don't oh yeah i don't know man okay we got the official chat ranking this is post a pregnancy announcement man oh he dropped to third yeah that's the unfortunate reality of being a chad he's still the current protagonist who dylan latham has jumped to number 20 one of the biggest climbers yeah he was 26 last time that we uh we checked that's the climaxer for those who right right yeah dude as u frat leader veris he has dropped to 17 used to be top three He's on a collision course with a cry kid. He offered his, he offered clavicular more drugs as he was overdosing. He literally said, here's an addie.

No, that was androgenic. Was that androgeny? Yeah. Okay. My apologies to the who I believe, I believe is back in Australia now. And he's number five, too. He's dropped on. He was number one for a while, too.

Zeta, well, apparently he turned 21 and bought a Lambo for his birthday. So, you know, that's some, you know, number one Chad moves right there for sure. So I care of it. Paramogging everyone it says. Yeah, I don't know, man. I just don't know if he's ready. Being a dad, there's a lot that goes to it, man. Oh, the V-Moggsu is the humble maugger.

I wonder what that means. Hopefully he's got bringing in a good steady income, support the kid. This girl's poor parents. She's young. He's young. How old is he? He's 20. 20?

Young parents? Okay. Young parents. I saw a guy's tweet the other day that said, I wish I'd had a kid when I was like 18 because like in a few years like a few years from now I could be like hanging out at the bar with him.

I keep going to the bar with me and shit. Right. I just don't know if that's like, no, that's not the best reason at a kid. But you know, it is, it is something.

Yeah. You become a young parent. I do look forward to the day the parks and I can go grab a beer together. It'd be fun. Go to Ojos with parks. I'm not like in a hurry to get there. Have you brought him to Ojos? Yeah.

He loves it. What did he get? He got a one of those frozen, margaritas with the corona yeah dumped upside down inside it yeah i bet they loved him there yeah can't wait to have a kid and just you know have a nice pinia calado with them sometime yeah yeah all the best of clav and in his 18 year old pregnant girlfriend i guess every every dad's dream though is to have a pinia collada with your son yeah you always remember like the first time your dad gave you a pinia calada right he's like son come here pours you up one hands a tea cheers puts a little

umbrella in it. They are really good. They are phenomenal. They're delicious. You can't have too many yellow them, though. A little bit of shug. Clavicular. I wonder if this gets him out of the game.

I don't know. I think he'll just, he's going to start dadmogging. God, he's going to be a problem at T-ball games. He's going to kid Max. Yeah, he is. And Dylan, you noted that, I mean, your testosterone does initially spike, and then tanks when you have a kid but also dad dick he thought that he was sterile he talked about this recently because of all the steroids and shit he takes that's interesting apparently not

yeah i don't know how that works um i don't either i clearly you know i didn't have that problem so i guess we're not he's like to do that contest where that modeling contest remember that 500 women and the winner gets to be impregnated by him oh is this the result of that that that. I don't even know if that was... No, I don't think that happened. I think this is actual just... This is just love. Good.

This is just true love. Did you see Clay Thompson? Allegedly cheated on Megan the stallion. I did see that. That was also the same time I learned that Clay Thompson and Megan, the stallion, were an item, did not know. I don't follow. Yeah, they dated like, I think they dated for the majority of the season.

And it was kind of like, oh, that's cute. Like, cool, good for Clay, Maverick. Had a really bad year. But anyway... Yeah, she did that post. And, of course, the Internet's kind of like, what, how could you do that? You're Clay Thompson. Like, he's not, he's not the most swaggy NBA guy.

The Splash Brother? He's Clay Thompson, though. Yeah. He's not even the one that people even know. People know. People know. People are familiar with his work. He's one of the best shooters.

Yeah, he's probably a top seven three-point shooter ever. Yeah. I mean, I did know that he was a Splash brother. I never watched sports, so. Right. Is that fair to say what I just said? He's a top, I would put, yeah. You put Steph up there, head of him.

Stuff's one. But Clay is, yeah. But anyway, yeah, because he's just, I mean, he's kind of, that part of his bit is he's kind of dorky. Like he likes to go out and he likes to boat and he wears bucket hats. And it's his thing. He also wears like captain's hat. He's got a little, little corny on the boat. I like it.

I like him too, but, and then he just, you had himself a bad, Bad Bish and he cheated on her. Allegedly. I got to hear his side of this story. Did he fumble Meg? He might have. I mean, yeah, it sounds like he did. She's done with him.

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I watched a movie called The Requin, I think that's how you say it, which is a French word, it means the shark. Oh, okay. This is a Netflix, John. And it was truly terrible, and I loved it. What? One of those, yeah, it's one of those. Alicia Silverstone was one of the leads, along with Jake Tupper as the husband. This movie is truly terrible, mostly because of the, the seat.

EGI in the green screen work was the most shoddy effort I've ever seen in like a modern day film. This has got such a good cast. It's got Danny Chung, Jennifer Mudge, and Deidre O'Connell. Yeah. You didn't tell me that. I forgot to mention that. I'm sorry. All the stars are here.

So the sharks don't even like appear in the movie that's called the shark until like 80 minutes in. Like it's... You're just edging for sharks. So these, this couple, they're on a vacation, one of those like over-the-water bungalows. I think it's in like Vietnam is where they are. And it's nighttime and they're going to bed. A storm moves in and it's a pretty nasty little monsoon. Again, they're in a bungalow over the water.

And so they call into the, like the front desk and they're like, the storm's getting bad. Like, is there a protocol? Should we head, you know, back to the mainland and like, you know, take shelter or whatever? And they're like, no, no, it's going to be fine. These things are built to handle, you know, extreme weather. We need it. And the storm keeps getting worse. And before they know it, their whole bungalow has, like, collapsed because of the wind and the waves crashing in.

And so, yeah, eventually they just, well, they float out to sea. Just them too? Inside their bungalow. Yes, they float out to see. like some of the walls have like been blown off and so they're just like floating out there on this like two-walled bungalow and at one point they see a ship in the distance and they try to they try to create smoke signals to be to be found so they take a little plastic water well they fill it up with water to use as a magnifying glass to like light this little they collected a bunch of like

debris and you know cloth and they they light this fire successfully get a fire going And unfortunately, the fire got out of control in their bungalow burned up. Don't put it out with your boot, Ted. So now they're just floating on basically like a door out in middle of the ocean. And during the whole situation, the husband's leg gets cut up pretty bad. And so he's bleeding into the water throughout the entire like several day ordeal. You don't want to do that. And of course, that attracts sharks.

And again, the CGI is just so terrible. It's so funny. Do they know it's bad? Like, is this a self-aware? We were curious what the comment, like, with, like, you know, the reviews said about the movie, and it was all just, like, the CGI is so bad we can't get past it kind of thing. It's really funny. Little budget.

He's hanging on to, like, the side of this little raft that they have, the little boat or, like, door or whatever. Are you about to spoil this movie? You're not going to watch it. Does it matter? Hey, if you're going to watch this. All right. Fast forward. Sharks eat his legs off.

and so he bleeds out while hanging on to the side of this thing and she's like titanic a little bit a little bit said of freezing you get your legs bit off but she didn't know that his legs are missing until they they they fall asleep where she falls asleep he's dead she didn't know that yet and then they wash up to shore and they're on some island and then she tries to drag him into shore and realizes that he doesn't have any legs and he's dead besides like my first marriage then a shark gets her on the leg she starts bleeding it's the whole fucking thing and i don't need i'm even though she survives. How she doing, Alicia?

She looks good. She's aging well. Yeah. She looks good. What does she got to be in her 50s at this point? Yeah. 51 is my guess, Alicia Silverstone. I'll tell you.

49. 49 years old. 49. She looks all right. She's pretty. Anyway, I recommend watching this movie if you want to get like a cheap laugh out about how bad it is. It's one of those entertainingly bad movies that I love so much.

That's why I'm bringing it up. So give it a spin. Yeah, I don't really respect how you spend your time. Yeah, I don't either. You need to be on Twitter looking up time travel conspiracies. You don't like awesomely bad movies? No, I do. I don't, I like them, okay, I don't like them when I know that's what I'm getting.

I don't want to watch something. When I realized, like, oh, fuck, this is going to be one of those. And then, like, after the fact, yes. But, like, I'm not going to go watch this. Like, Dylan said this is, like, horribly bad, but so bad. It's funny. I can't. I can't.

Yeah. There were parts. I was, I was in the kitchen doing something. Chelsea Paws, she's like, you guys see this shark. So they didn't even try.

It's bad, dude. Let me fucking see. It's fucking. Yeah, I gotta see if I can see. It's called the, the Requen,

R-E-Q-U-I-N. Shark. Yeah. Oh, man, that's a big fucking shark, dude. I feel like very rarely

are you going to just lose your legs to a shark? Like, if you're, If you're hanging on to something. This is not great. I mean, that's not even the worst of it. They don't often go airborne like that. Like, it's just, it's just really poor effort.

And for that, I appreciate it. 18% rotten tomatoes. Does that sound about right? That seems high, honestly. Tell me about this. So this just got served to you, you're like, yeah? Yeah, it was just on Netflix. And it was like, oh, here's a, there's a shark movie.

And so, you know, we wanted to kill some time. It wasn't like we sat down a Saturday night as a family to watch it. We just put it all. Did Parks watch it? No, he didn't catch this one. Yeah, this looks like a pile of shit. It's a pile of shit. Oh, there's the bungalow.

Yeah, sure it is. There you go. Oh, dude, you can't mess that up. All things consider. They're in the middle of nowhere. And then they lighted on fire accidentally. And they have, then they're left with just a little floating piece of wood. Yeah.

There it is. What if they went? What if they floated through the Strait of Hormuz? That would have been a nice touch there. Yeah. They've been playing enough boats around. to see them. I'll tell you that much.

Blockades and such. You hear about this, Dave? Like, no, no, no. A bungalow got in a storm. We're not, we don't have anything. We have no, uh... Not transport any oil. No oil.

No, well, no contraband. No, man, our payload is us, Bob. Yeah, we're just trying to get through this straight here, bud. Yeah, it's a hell of a tail. Yeah. Why don't you, uh, bring us up on that boat? Get a cold beer. I'll tell you about it, Bob.

Oh, man. Yeah, check it out, man. A bungalow. What would you call it? No, I mean, it is just funny that. Yeah. It's funny how it stayed like. I was, I was one to stay in one of those.

Yeah. Yeah. Bora Bora. You ever stayed on a, or floated in a glass bottom boat? On Corina Springs, of course. What about you? Yes. The bottom is glass.

do you see all the stuff you can see the reef do you get it yeah i saw it back when i was in fifth grade it's cool yeah at one point she chops up the a shark's face with the propeller of this she gets in this guy's boat it's it's fucking stupid man do they have to eat and drink anything or they have just a a few bottles of water that they were in the bungalow with him the thing that really gets you is the sun yeah a lot of sun exposure that's the thing you can't I know you're always trying to get sun kissed. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

I tell you what, I got, I got a serious golf tank going from the T-ball game Saturday evening. You're a golf range goat. Range goat as well, but that T-ball game is piping hot, man. Man, we need to get Dave on this sunflower seed kick so that he could be an actual baseball dad. Do you bring some seeds, man. I mean, we were doing Little League, man. We love, we love doing it. I just haven't done seeds in a while.

The kids on Parks' team, they asked me if they could try because they had never seen the cinnamon churro flavor i said yeah sure so you're getting kids hopelessly addicted and so they're like can have some more can have some more i felt like i felt like a dealer you get a bucket for them smack it doesn't you know we you should tell brett to like reach out to them smacking last time i asked bret to reach out for a sponsor he he scoffed me off and then we got them as a sponsor later he scoffed me off lola yeah lola blankets yeah you got you should have split commission with him on that. That was all Randle.

Park says practice Wednesday. I'm going to bust out the honey barbecue ones. I'll let you know. They're good. Still got to try those new sun chips. Dude. They don't have them at Costco. They haven't at H.E.B.

They're so good. I was going to say, do they have Zaps variety chips at Costco? Because I would love that. I don't know if I've seen those, but I will look for them. I like, everybody likes Zabs. I don't even think they have Zaps at H.E.B.,

which I was looking to, Is that still pretty hard? They're great. So I would love a variety pack of that. I think you just have to realize with chips is like you're not going to get a healthy chip. No, no, no, no. Unless you're going to get like an almond flour, you know what I'm saying? Yeah.

And you're going to get a bag that has like 40 chips in it and you're going to spend $9 on it. It's potato chips. We know what? We know what it is. Even if it's kettle cooked, salt and vinegar. Even if it's baked. Got understand, Dylan. Mm-hmm.

That's why you got to get on FitBod. That's right. All right. Anything else? I don't think so. NFL drafts is over the weekend, but I don't have a lot to say there. I think the Cowboys did well for themselves.

Dude, how did you grade them? What grade would you give them? Give them an A-minus. Ooh. Yeah. You're a little skeptical of the UCF guy. You've never respected UCF. You just never have.

Sort of. He's Big 12. I thought the same thing. Yeah. Tape looks really good against like the fucking thing, the funniest thing gets drafted, all the Cowboys bloggers. are posting this you know his best tape and it's all against Baylor it's just him

fucking just demolishing Baylor's oh line just made millions of dollars off of one game absolutely just crompling Sawyer yeah how the Bears do they get good uh man you didn't even want to know my grade they got manny Muhammad from Texas that's right corner oh hey uh the other kid uh Westlake white dude safety Michael Taff Miami Michael Taff I mean the Miami I think they they drafted four long words They get aunt or no? No. Who do they get?

They got Taff. They got Trey Moore, Taff. They got D.J. Campbell. And maybe the fourth one was an undrafted guy. Does this mean it's the Quinn show? Dude, I don't know what they're doing at quarterback. And they still have a boost they have over there. Then they pick up someone in the offseason.

Someone. Yeah, they did. Like a career backup type. Oh, man. Yeah, I'm glad you brought that up because I was champing at the bit to tell you. about the time they've got they got Tua I was gonna say do I still have two I thought too I don't think Tua is like

slated to be the guy though anymore Malik Willis is who you're thinking that's right they've lost confidence in Tua why it's a further a few reasons yeah multiple concussions not great yeah I'm trying to think of anybody who had a hilariously bad draft I really I don't know can't really comment

just happen you know we won't know for a couple years No. Did you see my tweet about, can you pull up my tweet about Jerry or from Jerry? Speaking of tweets, any good video skits on the draft or anything that were going viral? Our friends are dude perfect? Yeah. I love that bit, dude. We should do one.

Do you see that? He got, Tyler got drafted. I kind of want to talk about that. I kind of do. I just, I still can't believe what I saw. They're just paying homage to the goat. No, they're not. That's what they said.

The follow-up. You can't. You just can't. You got to give a little bit more indication. They've been in the content game since they're in college. I'm talking like 20, 25 years. That Instagram they post, they've got a lot of views. I saw, I went and looked at it.

I was like, holy shit. That's the move. To their audience, they don't know who little sasses. That's true. Like to the kids, the kids love the sass. They love the sass. It's a reputation killer, though. I mean, everyone else, not,

children, I don't look at it, like, dude, you just completely stole this idea from someone. They had, okay, who did it much better than you. They had to have been aware. They were. They were. They were. And the replies, people are like,

dude, this is a Sasquatch bit and they said, the OG, like, that was their reply. You gotta, you gotta anticipate the backlash. I think Lil'Sash just has to go and start doing trick shots. That would be a good bit. Oh, would you want me to look up? I posted a video, Jerry Jones yesterday or the day before. On Twitter.

Yeah. I always like watching the draft audio. I think it's cool seeing these kids get a call, especially the later round guys who, you know, were like unsure if they're going to get drafted at all. And they get the call from Will McLeigh. Or maybe, who's that other stud over there, Klein Kubiak? Yeah.

Are that my big dog over there, Ross? I saw Klein on TV. I could, I never saw him. I just saw Ross. He was on the far left edge of the screen when they showed the war room. There we go. Play this. Start over.

What's going on, Jerry? You are now a Dallas cowboy. Cowboy. What's he doing? That's like, that's how you would pronounce it. Is he just getting bored? It's like day three. Cowboy.

Adderall is wearing off. Devin Moore. Blue choose fucking. He's just like, all right. Let's just do bits. I am excited about Caleb Downs. Yeah. That dude's a baller.

Might end up being the best player in the draft. Just a football playing son of a gun, that guy. That's me, man. That's my old position, dude. Safety? Yeah, man. You were just roaming out there. They were calling me Dave Ruff, number one head buster.

I heard that they wouldn't even challenge you. They just don't, like, other way. No. Because that's back when football, we weren't playing in dresses. You know what I'm saying, Campbell? Sure. We were out there. You come across the middle, lower on my shoulder.

Yeah. I dare you to throw a slant. I dare you. If you're out there, Roman, there's no way. You heard my little size sixes? I'm not throwing a hospital balls against Dave Rove. You throw, you hear my little size sixes back? then running like just you just you go T-recks on it's just jackhammer feet out there oh yeah

that's what they call me jackhammer feet yeah what is that funny yeah it's not clocking to them they called jackhammer feet you don't get it it it's okay jesus all right let's just go it's maybe it'll clock to them later by bye bye