Circling Back - Tinder's Height Filter & 40 Supps a Day

Episode Date: June 2, 2025

The boys recap their Weekends in Fun, discuss Tinder's new height filter, Bryan Johnson's insane daily routine, chess match drama, and Run it Back. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop • (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter • (14:15) Recapping This Weekend in Fun • (32:20) Tinder's Height Filter • (44:15) Bryan Johnson's Routine • (57:00) Chess Drama • (1:01:17) Run it Back Support This Episode’s Sponsors: • Lucy: Go to Lucy.co/STEAM and use promo code (STEAM) to get 20% off your first order. • Squarespace: Go to squarespace.com/STEAM for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: STEAM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. • Factor Meals: Get started at factormeals DOT com slash backer50off and use code backer50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I'm at all Ranchos at all Ranchos. I'm at all Ranchos in metal Ranchos. I'm at all Ranchos. We are coming. Getting a little loose with the drops. It's the Circling Back podcast. You're here. Welcome. My name is David. And hey, I got some breaking news.

No Randy today. It's moving day. Not Saturday, not the Saturday of a golf tournament. Like actual moving day. He's moving across the parking lot. Same apartments, different unit. He's also moving from a two-bedroom to a two-bedroom. I'm not sure what the upgrade he needed to get out of. Here's why. I think his place has been contaminated with dog pipet from everything I know. I'm not going to pay. from

the high amount of scorpions, but like he was showing us picks and gotta say scorpions while they're not going to kill you. They are quite painful. Have you ever been stung by a scorpion? No, but I've heard it compared to like a wasp or hornet, which is enough for me to be out. You know, their venom is the most valuable liquid on the face of the planet. Weren't you saying you had the most valuable liquid on the face of the planet. Weren't you saying you had the most valuable liquid on the face of the planet inside of you? If you move across the parking lot, do you hire movers? What's the move there?

Literally, what's the move there? Well, yeah, especially if you've clearly torn a ligament inside of your knee. So you reach out to a moving company and they're like, okay, what's, give me the address of where you're moving from and you give it to them like, okay okay What's a give me the address of where you're moving from and you give it to like, okay Now give the address of where you're moving to they're like wait What's going? Are you trying to prank me? Like no, it's it's across the street. It's across the lot

The thing is they like the truck like I don't know if I need a truck or not I was having this conversation with maybe James or one of one of our buddies at Brett's B day. Randy's exactly the type of guy to not get movers. Like he is, Randy, I think is frugal with his money on that kind of thing. Yeah. But given the fact that he's moving on Monday, none of us can go help him. Most people can't cause of it's Monday. Um, and the fact that he's compromised with his knee,

I bet you he's hiring. I think he is. You can't do the, especially with his, like, as you said, his knee shredded right now. I don't know if the folks were following, but, um, he re aggravated it like Thursday night, he sent us a text and he was going through, they were pushing them through the airport in a wheelchair. Yeah. Not a bit.

He really was like, they were pushing him through the airport in a wheelchair. Not a bit. He really was, like, had that happen. By the way, when he called the Cha Cha slide a Casper slide last week and I was like, what are you talking about? That's not what it's called. And he was like, yeah, like I was stupid for saying that. A lot of people on our subreddit were like, what is Rainey talking about? A lot of people DMing, people DMing like, hey.

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Like we aggravated it. We know he did it on the Blazer tag. Last week doing Blazer tag, but it had gotten better to the point to where he wasn't wearing the knee brace necessarily. And then he did something Thursday night. I don't know but it had gotten better to the point to where he wasn't wearing the knee brace necessarily and then he he did something Thursday night. I don't know if it had gotten better or just the pain became more palatable for

him but yeah whatever is going on he might need to visit a doctor at some point. Speaking of pain, pull back the curtain, Dylan and I, and the rest of wash media, sans Randy are in a group chat right now with some friends, um, and someone shot us a message like, Hey, do y'all want to go see friendship tomorrow night? And everybody in this group chat, I think, except for Brett has kids, everyone is on the wrong side of 36, 37. And we're now trying to navigate it, like to get it to where it's just not going to happen. Yeah. But it is very appropriate that about six male friends are trying to go see Friendship

together while Friendship is declining in the United States after 30 years old, right? This seems like a movie I would, yeah, I'm probably just gonna go see by myself because I got a feeling this is gonna be, this is gonna be like a microcosm of male friendship deteriorating because there's no way this is gonna work. You know how you can stream a new release on Prime for like, I don't know, 30 bucks?

I tried to do that last night, not to brag, I have 30 bucks laying around. You can't do it yet. It's only theaters right now. What's the damage on that? You can't do it. Would that set you back almost? It's not available, there's no price, Dave.

That's what I'm trying to say. Okay, but what were you willing to be set back? You know, you can stream a new release. What were you willing to be set back there, House? 30 bucks, 30 bucks. Okay. I know. Okay. Yeah, I mean, yeah, it's. All right, dude. I have $30, so I was willing to be set back there? 30 bucks, 30 bucks. Okay. I know. Okay. Yeah, I mean, yeah.

It's all right, dude. I have $30. So I was willing to part with it. Okay, this is- To watch a funny movie. You gotta support Tim Robinson. Our boy. This feels like one you could watch at home

and you're not really missing out on the experience as it's a comedy. Most comedies you don't really need to see in a theater, right? No, yeah, for sure. But I'll go, I wanna go, I'll go with a dumb voice. I'll go with some male friends and further develop a friendship. What's the latest?

Oh, this is, I can't even, there's no. Don't, it's, I have six unread in that group but I'm not gonna do it. I'm turning my phone over. This kind of feels like Blaine's throwing a wrench in because Blaine lives in Steiner Ranch. Oh yeah. He's not Blaine's not showing up. We're not getting blind. You can't get Steiner Ranch guy on a Tuesday evening to come to central Austin and watch a movie. Yeah, I get it. Or he might show up like 38 minutes late. Yeah, that's fine. If you're looking at something to talk about, you can

always intro your co-host. Oh, the 30 the $30 man himself. Gentlemen, Mr. If you're looking for something to talk about, you can always intro your co-host. Oh, the $30 man himself, ladies and gentlemen. Mr. $30, you are looking live. I'm ready to be heard again. Ask me why. Is it because the baseball season for the Texas Longhorns is over? No.

I'm ready to be heard again because the Masters lottery is officially live. Masters ticket lottery as of yesterday. Dude, I want to go to the freaking Masters. I'm taking a shot. You can't see it's a visual show. I'm doing the shot motion. I'm taking a shot, putting my hat in the, I put my name in the wow. Dang. What might that set you back? Quite a bit. More than $30. Okay, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, bud.

Mr. Three Zero himself. Have you done it yet? Have you applied yet, big dog? I have. Well, you need to. I have a bad feeling that like my master's account, I might have two accidentally, like different emails, and that might just always take me out

because I accidentally, and I don't know which one to use. I don't know. If I get four tickets today, I will offer one of them to you. At, um, Mark, not Mark. Face value. Face value, thank you.

Face value's the term. Wait, if you win the lottery, aren't they free? No. Oh, no, but they're they're like they're like 100 160 bucks per ticket for Thursday through Sunday. And then the first two days is like 120. Monday Tuesday is 120. And then it's 150 on Wednesday for the part three, which is the worst day to go.

Bro, did you see Taylor got her masters back, bro? Yeah, I did see that. How's that make you feel? Just good, right? I didn't, I didn't really feel much on it. Why? I mean, I support Taylor. I think she's fantastic.

Sure. I think she was doing okay already. All right, hang on a sec. I've got to go to the doc. I think she was one ally point. I just think she was doing okay already. All right hang on a sec I've got to go to the doc. I think she was one ally point. I think she was doing okay. I'm deducting one ally point from Dylan, Dylan Shivri that's you?

Are we happy for her because? I don't know. She's like gonna make a lot more off of this or just because? I think it was the guy who had them. We're like weren't happy that he was making money. Was it Scooter Braun? Who was it? I think it was the guy who had them. We weren't happy that he was making money. Was it Scooter Braun? Who was it?

I think it was. Really? I just do a name out there. I think it was actually Scooter Libby. Oh. No, it wasn't Scooter Libby. No, I don't know. But I think the people, but it's all private equity.

It's all private acts, P E bro. So it's like, I don't really know. I don't really, it doesn't matter. I don't know how. But it would be mad if somebody, let's say we were doing like really, really well with this show and somebody got our masters. We just went back and re-recorded every episode.

We printed out the script and just re-did it. What an absolute beating. Oh my, can you imagine? That's really funny. We should try to do that with like a classic episode. We have to recreate really funny moments and just act like that would be impossible to do. There was one,

I think we've had to rerecord maybe one or two episodes ever because of audio. And they sucked. It was a voicemail one. And I remember it was at the early bird studio. It sucked. Yeah. Cause it's like, we did an episode.

It was like, it was funny. Like, okay, that's great. It's done. And then like, oh shit, it, we were like, okay, great, it's done. And then like, oh shit, it didn't record, so we have to run it back. And it's impossible to recapture that magic. You can't do it. Music is different, obviously.

But I don't know how contracts work in the music industry at all. Like, why does she lose the rights to her music? It's the publishing. They didn't sneak some language into a contract, and she just didn't look over with her music. It's the publishing. They didn't sneak some language into a contract that she just didn't look over with her lawyer. I feel like her lawyer probably gets like $1,800 an hour. He's probably looked everything over. That's on the low end I would say.

Well good for her, I'm happy that she got her music. He has a higher rate than me, I need to help my rate to that. Now she has two versions of her own music that she owns. That's dope. Taylor's version and then Taylor's version. Somebody on Twitter says that her re-recording her stuff was the greatest Ponzi scheme of all time. I don't really have any, I don't really think that's the case,

but the tweet was doing well. Will said that the original sounded better than the Taylor version ones. And I think I'm going to co-sign that take. Ooh, a fun game for someone, not us, would be, can you identify the? I think even I could do that. You sure about that?

No, but I think I could. And I'm not, you know, I'm not a music guy. You know that, David. What do you mean? Well, we do a game show. Do you know it now on its own feed? And I stink at the game show, particularly the music part. People are mad that we forced Randy to put that on his own feed.

And that was all Randy. I'm just going to fuck around. Now, that was Randy. Also, the people that ran, dude, we're giving Randy the rock. People who are upset were actually giving you more content. I get it. But dude, I'm'm hey if you're upset about the music thing No one is more upset than this guy me you do we took Dave superpower away from you fuck Yeah, you you you cut my balls off again. Your balls have been cut off a double cut

What are you doing? Time just so I can do time. Oh, you got somewhere to go. No, I want to do I guess big spender here Johnny $30 got somewhere to be. Yeah, I have $30 laying around you. Oh, you got somewhere to go. I want to do. I guess big spender here Johnny $30 got somewhere to be. Yeah, I have $30 laying around. You go. Maybe go have a nice lunch. I don't like to brag about it but yeah, I got $30.

Somebody's going to go have a real nice lunch and I guess it's going to be Dylan. What are you going to get? I don't know. I want to spend all of it though. It must be nice. Uh yeah. In lieu of do you know it on Patreon, we're getting uh Coffee Friday livestream. You never know who's gonna pop on. It's gonna be

wild. It's gonna be a free for all. It's gonna be unlike anything we do. Now we've done we've done live streams before like it and you'll be like, and everybody likes a vibe but this is gonna be the boys are always a little bit looser on Friday. Yeah. I might see if money bags here can buy some champagne for us. Maybe make some mimos. I might see if money bags here can buy some champagne for us. Maybe make some mimos Y'all buy some moms bringing in some osas. Yeah I can know every Thursday. We do listener voicemails. Just go try out our patreon

You could try a free for a week, but I'm tired of that Once you just to go just go sub it. Why don't y'all trust me? Trust Dylan go sub it you idiots Let me take that back. I don't I to call you out. Give it a shot. Give us a shot to earn your business. If you don't, hey, look, if you don't like it, Dylan will personally refund you. And on the real, if you want to support our company

in my $30 spending, that is the best way to support, like directly support us is by subscribing to Patreon. This guy spends like Scooter Braun at a master shop. I'll spend what fuck. Yeah, I don't even know it is scooter brawn, right? I don't know David You can hit you can leave us a voicemail for that Thursday episode eight eight eight six one eight four four two two getting it I'll be tactical. We do a sub stack watch that sub stack calm it drops every Friday. It's in your inbox Check it out get blogs from all the boys Again, it's a visual show YouTube comm size circling back

Yeah, let's just do it let's recap bro, let's go out this weekend is fun Turn off bro. There's a crazy event happening. We have a party and it was lit. I got yelled at by a prostitute crazy event happening. We had the party and it was lit. I got yelled at by a prostitute. Let's just go have fun and let's go. David Ward, let's go. This Weekend in Fun presented by Lucy. Lucy, you know I love my Lucy, Dave.

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Mattel Ranchos. Thank you, we went to Mattel Ranchos, we got some heaters. Oh, let me back up. Dave and I, we had beers before that. We went to Black Sheet Lodge with our friend Jeff and we got beers. It's good beers. Yeah.

Place is cool, man. It is a good bar. Yeah. Went to the guy. By the way, the food there is, I didn't eat, but I just wanna say the food there is underrated. They have a top tier burger. A nice wrap.

Yes. From there, I went to Chelsea Pick Me Up, little curbside service there, picked me up and took me to Maddell Rancho's I'm going to do a nice rap. and then I bought dinner. Oh, that's so jealous. You know, she's what a gal. So that was fun. Saturday. Nice day. Did a little pool action for a couple hours. And then we, we got ready and went to me and I can for our friend Brett big game merriman, his 31st birthday celebration. All the hockey boys were there, good to see Harbs. Dave and Will were there, good to see those boys. Sauce? Randy wasn't there, he was out of town.

Sauce and Co? Sauce rolled through, Chelsea was with me. It was just a time, man. Yeah, my biggest takeaway, Meenide Cat is now officially like a, that is a spot. See, you left a little bit, I won't say you left early,

but you left before it really got bussin' in there. From about 10.30 on, the crew that, it looked like a crew that either was about to go late night at Don's Depot or just came from Don's Depot. So it is that crowd of like, I would say 25 to early 30s. Don's Depot is an interesting crowd

because you're either in your 30s or you're 65 plus. For sure. And that's what the mean-eyed cat turned into. The blue hairs love to just go two-step. It's now a hotspot for celebs, the SNL. Is that right? One of the SNL ladies was there over the weekend.

It's an interesting place. They have live music. We're talking about Dawn's now. The cover charge, they have live music, old people dancing, two-stepping, twirling. An old guy will spin and maybe flip your wife if you're not careful. Absolutely. And then he'll probably take her home. Fuck. No, he won't do that. They have popcorn, just free popcorn you can go grab.

Yeah, you're always walking around with a bucket. A good bucket of popcorn and a frosty boy is my move there. Dang. So get all that there? Yeah. Sunday, we went out, uh, Chelsea Parks and I, we left, uh, did a little road trip out to go see my mom. Went out to the ranch for the day.

Dude, have they been getting smoked out there? did a little road trip out to go see my mom, went out to the ranch for the day. Dude, have they been getting smoked out there? Weather has been pretty extreme out there, yeah. I forgot they're out, Lano Way. They're out Lano Way, out Lano Way, Hill Country. And Lano's kind of my, I'm always watching for Lano because I'm always looking for those storms

to fill up the Lano River and kick off a little downstream downstream into the lakes and so yeah i've been i mean lano's been getting hammered so okay but everybody's good no everything was everything was very green out there now their their house uh because of where they live it is is very very high wind proof of course hail can fuck anything up but but it's It's the walls are like a foot that gets crazy out there. Anyway, a good time good time seeing fam That's pretty much it. Lovely little weekend Dave. How about you? Yeah Man I'm a dad of the year here husband of the year

wife had a Is it my John made my John Thursday bunko Friday what the hell is my John she went B to B on us I don't know I don't for that matter I don't know the hell bunko is he she didn't tell me that bunk there was a bunk out thing Friday and she's like oh yeah do you care if I some of girls are gonna do bunko I'm like oh yeah go ahead here's what I picture bunko actually is I feel like there's yeah, go ahead. Here's what I picture Bunko actually is. I feel like there are no Bunko's actually being played.

I feel like the Hens just get together and cackle for a few hours. Do some yapping. Complain about their husbands. Oh yeah, a lot of that. And Bunko, I don't know if it's a card game or a board game or a dice game. I have no idea what Bunko is,

but I feel like no one actually plays it. I don't know, from what I know, it's probably more of a board game, if you know what a bunker is or a dice. I have no idea what bunker is but I feel like no one actually plays it. I don't know from what I know, it's probably more of a board game if you know what I mean, right? It's like uh it's it's like it's mom poker. You know what

I mean? Yeah, which is except except I know what poker is. Yeah, I don't know what bunker is back in the day. You're more of a poker mom guy, right? Am I right? No, I don't really know what that means. I don't either. Whatever. No, yeah, so look, I was like, yes, you go off.

You go off, queen. Go to your own game. I'll say, oh, but watch, what did I watch Friday? I don't even know, man. Oh, it was Friday, what night was the, no, the stars were already done. Whatever, doesn't matter. Saturday was the main event.

I door dashed a VIA Friday night. I played my ZAW card. You familiar with this? Yeah. It's what people are calling ordering pizza. ZAW card, getting it punched. Yeah, I had VIA. It was good. I'm normally a Jets guy, but I wanted to mix it up punched. Yeah, I'd via it was good I'm normally a Jets guy, but I wanted to mix it up

So I got via and it was good change of pace just went with a basic Detroit er, you know What was some peps cheese sauce? You know how it is? Saturday Saturday my biggest takeaway from the mean-eyed cat situation Harbs our friend So he's immediately the alpha when he walks into a room He's just a kind of an unassuming alpha, but he also just added a beard to his repertoire That's what I'm getting at just not fair

Comes come and it looked good and it looks so good that I didn't think anything of it and he had some grays coming In but like tasteful grays, you know, like you want a little great our age and he's like yeah I've never this first time I've ever grown my beard out. I just never made it past the awkward phase We're like oh, so you just like you you've had you've been sitting on this beard He unlocked a new level like dude you you just waited and this is what you're hitting us with and it looks great It's it's shocking a guy with a jawline like that should not also be able to grow a beard like that You can still sell you can still tell the jaws a problem. It's not fair. No, you have one or the other, right? It's tough. What an asshole that guy is. God. Shit. It's also careful. It's also like the nicest guy. Nice guy

Yeah, good beard. Yeah I Said I was gonna stick to beer. I did one shot Nice guy. Yeah. Good beard. I said I was going to stick to beer. I did one shot. We did one shot of Lalo Tequila and otherwise, I was a Modelo boy. How about that? Just put back some Modelo's called an Uber

about 111115 was in bed by midnight. It's in bed by midnight. Delightful. No complaints. Uh yesterday pool day. We hit the lifetime pool. The fam whole fam went great pool. Love getting there early. Um we're officially at no

pleasant mornings mode in Central Texas to where like it's walking out humidity and and and high 70s, low 80s during the morning. You're like, yeah, it's not comfortable. So hit the pool, did that whole deal. It was good. Uh basically, I thought I could apply my own sunblock, meaning like the middle to low part of my back was left unprotected. It's a burned. It's a dumb. Alyssa saw it today. I didn't even notice it. I didn't feel it. She goes, why are you so red? I was like, oh, I didn't put sunblock there. Is it red? She's like, she's like, why didn't you just ask me to? I was like, I don't know. I thought like, I didn't think that part of my back would be exposed.

It was, why would you think that would, I don't know. It's like, okay, I don't know. Just left it out there for the honest world to see and I'm protected. No zinc oxide, but, uh, yeah, it was, it was good. And then I went home. What do you do after a long pool day? I'll tell you what, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Just left it out there for the honest world to see and unprotected no zinc oxide But uh, yeah, it was it was good and then I went home. What do you do after a long pool day?

I'll tell you what you do Go to heb pick up some pork ribs. I was going to do dino ribs But they were the pork ribs were uh, they just looked good and that's what I kind of know I know you could buy dinosaur at heb. It's not that's what they call beef rib. A thick boy. Kind of pricey. I just did my usual ones and I got a bunch left over. I'm gonna eat here with some pineapple for lunch after my lift. So I'm lifting after the show.

Damn. What do you think about that? I think you should get after it, big dog. It was great. I did the three, two, one two one smoke method pulled them after about three Wrapped them up something tight some full Full don't say full limit of full you're not from West, Texas What are you saying?

foil What I feel like we're saying the same thing Okay What I feel like we're saying the same thing Okay You know yanked him after about two hours pulled the foil off and Sauced him up Something saucy like mm-hmm and threw him back on there about 45 minutes to an hour once the bone enough bone was showing That's the that's the key. I love showing bones. Once that once a little rib bone showing not a little you want like I

don't know almost an inch. without meat peeling back. You want to peel them back. That'll let you know let them sit. Chop them up. They're a little asparagus. Asparagus is my new go to vegetable. I've always liked asparagus. It's just easy

throwing a little dish a little olive oil salt pepper stop what olive oil salt pepper a little garlic powder throw it in the oven at like 375 for like 20 22 minutes pull it out boom let it sit there some white rice and then my my super food that I'm gonna do is I'm now I'm now a Kimchi boy. Oh you and Brett. Is he doing kimchi? Remember he tried to order it at car when they're like, yeah We don't have that he was trying to get the kimchi fries. Yeah. Oh, yeah, and they were like what why are you doing? I low-key don't know what kimchi is fermented cabbage Chili oil some garlic. Okay ginger. It is a super probiotic There's some chili oil, some garlic, ginger. It is a super probiotic.

Anyway, also I'm trying to introduce more of that to my gut biome. I just fucking like it too. It's good, I've been doing it with my eggs in the morning. You gotta get the refrigerated stuff as I found out. Kimchi on eggs? Not with, I don't put it on the eggs, I put it next to. I eat the eggs first, I compartmentalize my breakfast.

I go eggs, just demolish that, straight up problem. I have a eggs first, I compartmentalize my breakfast. I go eggs, just demolish that straight up problem. I have a friend who, to use your word, compartmentalize. When he sits down in front of a meal, he eats one thing at a time, every single time. Like he's never taken a bite of a burger and then eaten a fry. He eats the whole burger and then fries. He eats the fried chicken and then the mashed potatoes

and then the green beans. I tend to focus on the item that I'm gonna, if I were to not finish, I would be the most sad of them. So if I'm getting like fried chicken, it's like, I want this fried chicken is what brought me here. So I'm gonna dance with the one that brought me. He also never parks, head in a parking spot. He backs in

literally 100% of the time he parked. I got some back in neighbors. That's different. That's that's your home. That's your home course man. Yeah but he never pulls straight into a parking spot or drive. He drive a big truck. He drives a small

truck F 150. Not small but you know not a commons. No, it's just a gasoline powered. Okay. F 150. Is you know, not a no, it's just a a gasoline powered. Okay. F one fifty. Is this Michael? No, no, no, it's not Michael. It's uh my other friend named David. It'd be dope if it was Michael

and he just backs in shirt off. Uh it's good stuff. Uh what did I do last night? I multiple, like, not like belly laugh, but more just like laughing to myself at just the sheer waste of time absurdity that goes into the show. Which I know is the whole thing and it's not a surprise, but it's still fucking hilarious. Like the money and resources. I mean, it's like, you know, it'd be like Johnny 30 over here, like allocating some funds to something completely useless.

Chelsea and I watched the first episode of season one just to give it a shot. And I said, let's just stick with the whole thing and then we'll talk about it after. We watched it, turned it off. She looked at me, she says, I hate this show. I said, I get it. So we didn't go back.

I think Alyssa had a similar thought. She wasn't watching it with me, but she was like She's like he's such a dickhead What do you mean? I mean Yeah, I guess he is. It's a wild idea concept for a show. This concludes my weekend in fun This here podcast is sponsored by our good friends at Squarespace, Dylan. Squarespace gives you everything you need to offer services and get paid all in one place.

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Tinder's back in the news, man. I'm not looking to pry. I'm not looking to pull back the curtain. You don't have to tell any tales out of school, but you ever use Tinder? I've used Tinder in the past. It's been many, many years. Explain to the folks at home what Tinder is. Yeah, so Tinder's a, I think they all know. I guess everybody's either just dating. Tinder's a matching dating app of course, it has features to where it allows you to narrow down your search. There's an age range is one of them. They had a new one recently behind their premium package, you have to pay

for it. You got to pay for premium packages, you got to pay for the premium access to the Tinder app. Right. And that allows you now to set a height range. I'm sorry is it height or height? I always confuse that. It's height. Height. Height. People who say height, which is a lot of people, are all incorrect.

Because it ends in a T, not a TH. Okay. It actually ends in H-T. I think that's where the confusion lies. Well, people just aren't really good at reading. It's the same people who say sherbert instead of sherbet. Can guys set the height requirement or filter? I don't know why it would be just,

I mean women are obviously more particular about height than men, but it would be weird if it was only offered to women. Right. Yeah. Some guys are are did you see the video? I think you guys said to the group of the the wrestler The kid who's like five five and he goes and his girlfriend's a volleyball player and she's six three and after he like wins The match he runs over and like is he jumping her arms kind of yeah, that's that's awesome. Very nice Yeah, so yeah, you can now filter out short kings, which a lot of people are like, man, fuck, that sucks for the short kings out there who need love too, Dave.

This is tough. People have a lot of things to say about this. One of them is like, damn, that sucks for the short guys out there. Some people, not me, are saying, oh, how about a weight filter for the women? Oh. Again, I'm not the one saying this. People are saying, if you're gonna do a height filter for men, how about a weight filter for women?

Sounds like fair. It sounds like red pill, guys, or what is it, what is it, incel? That's incel behavior for sure. Well, here's the thing, height. You can't do anything about? Yeah, you kind of stop. Right.

Well, no, you can get surgery. You can have your legs broken. You can have your legs broken in half. You can have the worst year of your life and break your legs. I think it's longer than a year. I think it takes a while before the pain goes away and you learn how to walk on your new stems.

Yeah, it's tough. I mean, man, of course that's how people are gonna react. you're going to be like, the pain goes away and you learn how to walk on your new stems. Yeah, it's tough. I mean, man, this is, of course, that's how people are going to react. They want a BMI. Yeah. That would be hilarious for guys because you'd have dudes be like, that's not a fair

indication. I've got, I'm actually, my muscle mass is uh. Yeah. Yeah. That's an outdated stat. Didn't we just talk about BMI being an outdated measurement of body? I think there are some really old numbers being thrown around still for like modern day proportions. So a lot of people don't know this.

I was on Tinder for a while, for like a month. It was a while back. I separated from my wife for a time and I actually got filtered out because they I was they have a fee an FBI Filter and I was filtered out because I wear a in my profile picture. I was wearing a female body inspector t-shirt Okay, and so a lot of girls weren't looking for that it ultimately resulted in zero matches for me I'm sorry, which is why I got back with my wife. Yeah, you're like, this is not for me. That's not true.

I might as well go back to my wife. No, none of that's true. This sucks. That would be a great bit to wear a female body inspector shirt. And of course, guys can lie about their height on there, but then if you meet up with the young lady in person, it's like, oh, you clearly are not the six feet

that you portrayed on the on you the profile So I thought for sure that There was gonna be some AI Tool being leveraged where it was gonna like see if a guy's lying based on his photos. Oh, you know what I mean? Yeah, which? In my basic head, I don't know how that would be possible But clearly like the tech is there wait as AI made its way into dating apps yet. You can be like yeah You can be like

What would we look like together as a couple and it would just generate like you guys out on a date together Yeah, but you that shits if it's not already here It's it's coming down the pipeline or like what would it look like if I was sitting in that chair in the hotel room Okay, the cuck chair, I don't know I don't know if that'd be a useful tool well some guys might be into that like if I was sitting in that chair in the hotel room okay the cup chair I don't know I don't know if that'd be a useful tool well some guys might be into that I'm just saying like you can use AI for a number of things what I just said it's got to happen what did you just say sorry I was thinking about something else AI generate what what two people matching together would look like or like your kids. Oh, yes, that's got eggs

Oh, that's creepy man. That's that's a little far but guys if you're having trouble dating utilize the tool that we just envisioned and In when you're messaging your your future love interest send her the pics of your future baby Also use AI to make the fish that you're holding in your picture look much bigger than it actually is. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. This dude knows how to, this dude's an angler. This guy's ripping lips.

He can bring in the big dogs. Oh yeah. Yeah, that really impresses him, I know. Who was that dude recently that was getting smoked? There was a guy and like, he had had like, I don't know if he was complaining about something, but he had had like Z admitted. He had zero matches ever And I don't remember what it was but one of his picks he's holding the fish That's why I don't know if he had some unsavory takes

Yeah, I think these dating apps can really expose some insecurities and people you know Which is a shame, but you know all this're all out here looking for love, Dave. We put ourselves out there. That's tough. That's tough for the fellows. That just opens up a new market for an app that is for ladies that are into guys who are, I saw someone break down there. A woman had a hinge profile or tender profile and she's like

this is what I'm looking for your six you're at least six to you make at least a hundred seventy five thousand dollars and maybe like one other thing and a guy like broke down the math on how limiting like those traits are in a person it's like okay you're now fishing from a pool that's like point eight percent of the population or something like that. It's like, good luck. Good luck finding your, your perfect man. That's tough. Yeah. Well, what, so what is like the, that we need a lady here for this? Um,

what, what height are they looking for? Like how low are they going to go? I don't know. You think that's, I mean, I feel like five, if you're Like how low are they going to go? I don't know. You think that's I I mean I feel like five if you're I think if you're under 510, you might be in trouble. I think the majority of women are like they're not you know, they're

pretty reasonable about this stuff like I just want to gotta be taller than I am but what if they miss out on like the next messy? Yeah, he's a tiny guy. The next Pete Blackburn. Then who is shout out to Pete who's taken for the record but yeah,, I was gonna go with like yeah

I mean Pete is obviously at the at the top of a handsome talented short king. He is but he's taken He's Jack to congratulations to Pete. Yes. He is he's got cool tats in great hair Fuck he does have good hair. Yeah, he does too bad. He hates the stars though, man Yeah, I'm sorry. I wish he didn't I wish he wasn't like such a bully about that. Yeah. Yeah, a lot of people- This is tough. How about a weight filter,

is what the comments are saying here. Oh, that one's not nice. I won't say that out loud. Yeah, there's like, there's a number of physical traits that you can want to filter out. People are calling for a race filter, which... Okay, that feels a little far. It does.

You've always called for that. Just swipe right and move on, you know, if that's not for you. Yeah. You don't need to filter it out. It's pretty easy. Maybe open your mind a little bit. Some people aren't as worldly as us.

That's right, Dave. Worldly. We love people of all shapes, sizes, and ethnicities, don't we? Yeah. Doesn't matter. Complexion, even if you have like oldie skin. Oh, body count filter.

How you gonna do that? You can't do that. What is it? Body count. What does that mean, like a combat veteran? No, it's like how many people have you slept with? Are you asking me? No, I'm not asking you people have you slept with? Are you asking me? No, I'm not asking you.

I don't want to know. Why would they're asking for that filter? You only slept with your wife, that's it. Right. Yeah. Look, I did yield some results with the female body inspector t-shirt. OK.

OK. Let me just put it out there now. I kind of cleaned up. There's a certain segment of there's a population of women who've really dig guys who wear that that kind of shirt. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, and also I had a big Johnson tee in the other one Okay, so okay. Yeah Yeah, this is tough, man Stay strong to all the the Kings out there hop on hinge that they don't have this they don't have such a filter over there. I

Think it hinges like is where people go for like actual relationships. What's like the What's the the really exclusive one is it Raya Raya, okay, I got waitlisted on Raya one time and that's tough, you know That doesn't make sense. You're a good-looking guy and also like you're in a you're somewhat I'm super famous. You're a sea level local celebrity. Thank you. I'll take as am I not saying I'm any higher, right? Yeah, they're like it just feels like you okay. Thanks, bud. We'll see about it You got accepted into Soho house. Yeah, you should get accepted into Ryan. Thanks. I think those should be one of the same I totally agree. So that's surprising. Yeah. Maybe they were doing it for your own good. Was that the deuceiest thing we've ever done is join SoHo House? Yeah. I think so too. I thought

it would be way cooler and better run than it was and it was very poorly run. Every time you go there the staff had already been turned over. But a cool vibe in there, for sure. You know it's not, I started, when we joined, and I noticed how bad the service was, and how put off the wait staff was, I was like, man, how are they hiring these people? And then I figured out, I bet these people deal

with a really annoying clientele all day, and they're probably just sick of it. Creative types. like we're Like I I know it's like it's easy for us to say like we're not the we're not that but like we're really We're really not obnoxious. I saw someone on social media say that they were using the soho check-in app as a dating app Because when you go there, that's sick when you check in the soho house You can pull up the app the soho house app and see who else has checked in and like it gives like their profile Like what they do for a living. Yeah, which is just a little weird, too

I don't know. Yeah. Well, they they They kicked me out. We're not so we're not so we just didn't renew after a year Yeah They said look you can only wear your female body inspector shirt One so many times to so how for a ski to leave Yeah, and like I saw some like low-lifts celebs like BJ Novak was there and I kept trying to take photos of them Dave sat next not Dave your Dave will sat next to Elon Musk in there one time. Oh, that's true. Yeah This was before Elon went crazy. Yeah, this was years ago. Which is why I bought a cyber truck.

This was probably four years ago. It was a long time ago, yeah. He ordered a pizza. He had the clutch move of getting pizza to the southern house. Hey, speaking of billionaires, Brian Johnson, I don't know if he's a billionaire. He's not a billionaire.

He's a millionaire though. He's not a billionaire. He's well off. Yeah, he's a millionaire. I don't know if he's like carrying around $30 cash he can just throw around anytime. What's he up. He's a millionaire. I don't know if he's like carrying around $30 cash. You can just throw around anytime.

What's he up to? Does he let it? Doing well. Talking about his rock hard boners again. Uh it's more than that. He did an interview with the telegraph. I know we we're kind of obsessed with this guy a little bit but he did like a very basic like

what's your morning routine? What supplements you take? How much water you drink and I just wanted to see if any any of this was stuff that you might utilize or or would if you had the time. So how many supplements do you think Brian Johnson takes? So Brian Johnson, if you're new here. So I watched the documentary,

so I have a pretty good idea. I have a pretty good idea. It's like 80 plus. He's trying to live forever, folks. Isn't over 80? It's 40. Okay. Which honestly for me, anything over like,

for a healthy person, so like, older people take a lot of supplements and vitamins and stuff. I think anything over 10 is a lot. 20 is excessive, 30 is insane, 40 is wild. I have this weird irrational thing that I do. If I'm taking supplements or pills for whatever reason, I like to spread them out, because I feel like if I take them at the if I'm taking supplements or pills for whatever

reason, I like to spread them out because I feel like if I take them at the same time, they're going to like fight each other in my system. I think there's some like some of that's true. Is it? Yeah because like I know with classic dumb guy here

with certain like workout supplements like I don't know if this is the case but like say you take like a glutamine and a creatine and you take them at the same time I feel like some of the receptors that like can only that like they attached to they both attached like the same one in Your cell or whatever. I saw your total dumbass So you don't want to take them at the same time basically they're fighting over the same so there is something to my irrational Yeah, but I don't know which one so irrational. Yeah, and I know it like antibiotics or something like yeah that can that can do weird stuff, too

Yeah Yeah, real time is he taking 40 at a time. I don't know he says he takes 40 basic things such as vitamin D E glycerin Magnesium as well as some advanced things like creatine and calcium alpha Keto gluterate you ever take any of that nope Calcium alpha keto gluterate you ever take any of that? Nope That's CAC. I'll just call it cack going forward. Okay, you ever take creatine and cack. No, I've taken creatine. Yeah Morning routine He's up at 430 naturally

He doesn't set an alarm. Nope measures body temp through his ear. And he does three, three minutes of 10,000 lux light lux is a measurement of light. Okay. Because I wake up before the sun. That's a flex sets his circadian rhythm and mood. He does pre-workout. Okay. This is one of the things there's two things he says in here that I couldn't get past. I do a pre-workout. Okay. This is one of the things there's two things he says in here that I couldn't get past. I do a pre-workout food mix. Workout for an hour, then sauna for 20 minutes.

And I'll wear a red light therapy cap for six minutes for hair growth. Okay. The pre-workout calling it a pre-workout food mix for some reason. Just sounds so like there are foods that are naturally act as a pre-workout like beats. I know it's just calling it a food mix. It sounds so like he's not, he's not taking a nitro surge powder. It sounds so like, which is what I'm taking right now. Food mix sounds so like a, what you, what, like they would give astronauts or like,

it's like, it's very, it's very by the book. Yeah. He's not doing nuclear Armageddon. No, he's not. Gummy bear flavor. No, he's not. He's not doing the Buckshot. Was that one of them?

Buckshot's one. Buckshot, that stuff's good. Total War. Total War. Which I used to take a lot. How much water do you drink a day? Oh, by the way, on the red light therapy cap, I've seen enough out there from people

that like have had success. I think I need a cap. If somebody out there is listening and has one they don't use anymore, will you all pay for the shipping? The one he wears, it looks like a baseball cap. It's kind of dope looking. He just does it on for six minutes.

Yeah. Is that what he says? That's what, that's what you said. I don't care if it looks like a jester hat for six minutes in my home. I don't care what I'm not looking to like blend in at home. My kids do think they're a little pricey. Really? Yeah. But if they work, they work potential new sponsor alert.

That would be real dope. At the moment I'm doing a sauna protocol 20 minutes every day at 200 degrees Fahrenheit in that session I sweat 18 ounces 200 is so up there 34 milligrams of sodium per ounce so he knows how much he's sweating He's got a sweat test. How do you measure sweat? I consume around 96 ounces of liquid per day, and then I put potassium magnesium and salt in by the way leads a vegan diet how about that if you follow the evidence you can arrive at the place where you see that a plant-based diet produces some of the best outcomes for longevity

the only non-plant non-plant-based things I do are collagen peptide supplements. Okay. How about that? How's this guy gonna find love? I know he's looking. In his documentary, he went on a date. How'd it go? Not well. Well, they asked.

Because he explained his routine, and she was like, yeah, it's not for me. He asks, they asked him, does your life make romantic relationships more difficult? It is sometimes difficult from the point of view of coordinating schedules. Cause he goes to bed at like probably like eight o'clock every night.

I couldn't deal with somebody who wakes up naturally at 4.30. It would just, it would make me feel like too much of a piece of shit. I'd want to sleep in a different room. I wake up with an alarm. Yeah. Much later than that. A lot of people do, sleep in a different room. I wake up with an alarm. Yeah. Much later than that.

A lot of people do, to be fair. It's not weird to have an alarm. I don't think so. Right? This is a good, okay, here we go. What exercise do you do? I'm interested in this. I do an hour in the gym every day, and one to three,

maybe you can help me with this Dylan, high intensity interval training, is there like an acronym with that? Yeah, H-I-I-T is how you say it. Okay, per week. I also do zone two, big zone two guy, exercising at low to moderate intensity, targeting heart rate between 60 and 70% of your maximum,

such as light jogging, rowing, cycling, and elliptical training. He's got it all dialed in, man. This is kind of why, on the antithesis, I had a whoop for a time. I had probably a year or two where I was a whoop guy. And then I realized I felt like I was obsessing over the numbers during workout and after and everything.

That's this guy's entire life. Yeah. Like for everything. It is. guy's entire life. Yeah. Like for everything. It is. It's not exhausting for him. I do respect what he's doing. And again, if you watch the documentary, he really is humanized a bit.

Like he's like, oh, this is just a person who like is trying to be helpful. He's basically using himself as a guinea pig to like share these tips of health and longevity with the world. And that's kind of a cool thing, but he takes it way to the extreme. Way to the extreme. It says here, oh, I consume a lot of olive oil.

I put it in my protein shakes and vegetables. Interesting. Interesting. Olive oil. What do you do before bed? I bet his nighttime routine looks a lot different than yours, cowboy. I know what you do before bed. Fucking got your lapiobe and spending money.

Yeah, that's right. Spending all that fucking cash. I'll straight spend 30 bucks on your ass. His bedtime is at 8.30. Yeah, 8.30 to 4.30. Yeah, it's just solid eight hours. I typically work until about 7.30, then I have an hour wind down routine.

I turn the screens off, I'll read a book. This is, all right, tell me when this is, if you can notice why this short-circuited me. I turn the screens off, I'll read a book, wash my faith, excuse me, wash my face and teeth and hang out with my family. Wash, he washes his teeth? That bugs me. That probably means he's not brushing, he has my family. He washes his teeth? That bugs me.

That probably means he's not brushing. He has a different method of cleaning his teeth. I don't like it, and even if it was just an oversight, he clearly typed out these responses in his script. Wash my teeth? No one says wash teeth. No. You don't wash your teeth, you brush them.

You have to scrub them. Yeah, he probably has a water pick. What's the benefit of using a water pick versus just flossing? I think a water pick is more thorough. Really? Yeah. I've gotten to where I'm a nightly flosser now. Are you really? Yeah.

Chelsea flosses every night and it bugs me. Really? I'm just like, please stop. I didn't know she was still doing that. Yeah, she is. Huh, she ever asked about me No And then they ask him why do you use nighttime erections as a marker of health why that's the question Sleep is the number one performance enhancing drug in the world and nighttime erections are sometimes both male and female experiences

clitoral to meninescence for females. Man, that's something I don't wanna say again. It's a natural physiological process and when the body's not getting enough sleep, it stops them from having, it stops them having them. If you're not having nighttime erections, your body is shut down critical functions. So how are your critical functions, Hoss?

Think they're okay. I'll get morning wood still, you know? What? Yeah. Why do you have to make it about that? Because we were just talking about nighttime boners. I know, but something about how you said it is just like, it's off putting. It's not. Like, that's something your physician will ask you when, because like we're aging, right?

It's like, yeah, just talk about my testosterone levels and my my my physician should have asked me like, well, do you get morning wood that he slapped me on the shoulder? Are you still getting rocked up? It's it's it's a

it's a female. So, she didn't talk to me like that. How did she say it? So, do you get you get morning erections? Did you go? Oh yeah. I said, yes, ma'am. I do. She goes, okay, that's good. You said it real respectfully yeah. I said, yes, ma'am, I do. She goes, okay, that's good. You said it real

respectfully like that. Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. I get rocked up in the morning. I don't know what I said, but I indicated yes that I do. She's not your commanding officer. I'd like to be, you know, yes, I'd like to be respectful. Why

yes, ma'am, I do. Ma'am, you should I think. Yeah, I know. I don't know why you're trying to stigmatize it. Right. Sorry. I'll stop trying to stigmatize it. Jesus God, you know what man? There's a real stigma on meals. Yeah on food on my food mixes. Yeah you know Sometimes I'm not looking for like a food mix. I'm just looking for factor meals something quick Oh, yeah, but make this your best season yet with nutritious two-minute meals from Factor. Eating well, it's never been this easy. Just heat up and enjoy giving you more time to do what you want.

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Yes. This is big. You see this action, Dave? I did. If you would have told me a year ago that Gukash was going to beat Magnus, I would have said, get the fuck out of here. So Gukash is an up and coming superstar. Oh yeah. I think he's 19 years old.

Magnus Carlsen, who has been long time ranked number one in the world in chess is 34 years old, but Goukash is the current champion and he took down Magnus Yeah, I didn't see this coming Magnus kind of threw a fit which is why we're talking about Yeah, he was he was not happy. We'll have to post this to the story. He slammed the table and Then Goukash was like, oh fuck He he slammed the table and then Gukash was like, Oh fuck. He kind of, he slammed the table and then like, like immediate was like, okay, I gotta be a better sport than this. And he shook his hand. Yeah. He was still, he was angry, not, not at his opponent, but he, he was upset. Um, Gukash, uh, he interviewed afterwards said he,

he took the high road and said, I I've done that before too. I've, I've, I've banged a table in my day Slammed a table in my day. Yeah, it's probably probably a better way to put that around these immature people His Gukash's reaction is very like it's kind of nice. He's almost like I fucking just took this guy down Oh my god. I'm the guy now some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this I do think it'd be cool to be like the best chess player in the world because it's such a thinking man It's it's the thinking man's game So much goes into like mental energy and then like time into a game of chess that when you lose You're like fuck. I was like a three-hour deal. Maybe more. Yeah, these matches take a long time a

Lot of strategy a lot of a lot of thinking goes into every single. Can you bet chess? surely I Lot of strategy, a lot of thinking goes into every single. Can you bet, Chaz? Surely. I would think so. I wonder what the odds were on this. I don't know. Do you think anybody had Magnus on Upset Alert? Yeah, dude. Like anybody see this coming?

This guy's a fucking dog. I know, but Magnus, like did anybody? He's the guy. Was he slippin'? I don't know man. So Again, I read the art. There's an article here from NBC and Gukash was saying that early on in the match He was on the ropes big time. He's like odd. I'm no way I'm gonna pull this out So he tried a couple like really risky

Like Really risky moves that like put put Magnus in like a Weird spot he's like they were risky and they paid off and he mounted a comeback and fucking took his ass down damn Yeah, do you think he moved his pawns? The pawns probably were part of the play it's a pawn play he took Magnus's night out the way. The ponds probably were part of the play. It's a pawn play. He took Magnus's night out. What? And it was

everyone's like, oh **** The night's the castle, right? Everyone was like, that wasn't supposed to happen. Yeah. No. Yeah. Once that goes down, it's all all bets are off. That one moves. It can't move diagonally. It moves forward and side to side. It can move move as far as it wants either way I could never be a chess piece with if you were which one

would you be a thimble it's not it I don't think that's a chess piece I would know they would never let me be one what's the horse head one what's the horse one Bishop ah you'd be a bishop can move. They wouldn't let me do it. You can move two and one. Nah. You can't. I don't know bye bye those rules. I'll be swinging all over that thing. I'll be swinging side to side on that chessboard. Two in one direction, one in the other. I'll be ghost riding my piece. No, you can't do that. That's not a part of the game. Straight up be sideways. There are very, there are extremely strict rules in this game. You can't go straight a piece. I can't understand That's why they won't let me they don't trust me

It's that Queen that Queen's the dog though. I always protect my queen Well, you got to protect the king Am I king? Well, you got to protect the queen too, but the queen is Can be very deadly David. How are we doing on movie gate? I don't know. I think the chatter has died down in there. All I want to I'm just going to say I'm

good for I can go I can make any time I'm good to go see that movie at any moment. My next two nights are open. So II can also can I could use some male friendship shout out to Gukash and Magnus for that matter. Hope they run it back Run it back now. We can run it back. That's on tradition there during which we talked about what we already talked about Randy is moving across the parking lot

It's the cha-cha slide Randy Dylan has at least $30 laying around Randy. Dylan has at least $30 laying around. Interesting. We're not sure what Bunko is. Dylan thinks it's just a chance for the Hens to get together and cackle. I'm gonna send that to my wife see what she says. Dave was like go off Queen to his wife about back-to-back game night. Joining Soho house is the douchiest thing Dave and I have done and finally Dylan gets morning erections and that concludes Run It Back. Wow. This guy always makes it about himself. Just rocked off. That's true. He's just bricked up y'all. All right. Fun show. We'll be back.

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