Circling Back - Tiramisu & The Satisfying Sound Draft

Episode Date: July 31, 2024

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All right, we're back. Circling back podcast. My name's Will. Davey boy, what'd it do? Is this good news or bad news for us? Jason and Travis Kelsey are seeking $100 million podcast deal for New Heights, the name of their pod, according to report. Is that good in the sense that, oh, people are spending that on podcasts or is it bad and they're like, that's all the money in podcasting. It's going to those guys. It's a good question.

Their key word there is they're seeking it. They haven't got it yet. So let's say they get half of that. I don't know, man. Can you imagine not being small to mid-size though? Can we get one hundredth of that? I'd be happy with that. Yeah, I'd be totally fine with that.

I just don't know, man. Are they what kind of nummies are they doing? Do they need that? I feel like it's all clips. Like, do you need it? Nummies? No, just the money. No, they're probably OK financially. Not missing many meals, I would imagine.

When's Trapp when Trapp getting on a knee? Maybe he feels pressure because the woman that he's dating is out earns him by quite a bit. He's becoming a boyfriend chameleon. He's a broke boy. He's like, oh shit, I gotta get my bread up. I gotta get my bread up. She made this last night in Edinburgh. Like, what am I supposed to do?

I need more bands. He just doesn't. No, he's fine. He should be happy. He's fine. You think when they're out to dinner, you think she picks up the tab? Because she's like, look, I got a lot of money.

Probably. Yeah. Unless they like slum it and go to like Applebee's. I don't think they're good. I don't think they go to Applebee's. Wouldn't you be scared, though, the entire time that like, shit, this doesn't work out, like there's going to be a song about the restaurant we went to all the time. And she's gonna call me out for never paying my tab because she was just stacking paper through the heiress to her. You think when he starts getting wind that it's like winding

down like, you know, oh, fuck, I'm about to get the relationship. You think he starts doing things like hoping maybe I can like, get in the song with like some little quirk I had. Oh, yeah, you got to like she's gonna reference like you're like, well, I'm gonna start doing this thing where like, I, I start snapping at the waiter for the check. She's gonna put that in a song. And I'm gonna tell everybody like, watch, this is gonna be

in the next album. Watch. I know, I know I'm on my way out. I'm just gonna go out with a blade. If you got the springer spaniel ears, just started like really trying to get weird shit in their songs. Yeah. Or just gets real wild in them. In them, in the bedroom? Yeah.

Yeah, maybe, I don't know. I don't know what they're up to. Is that where the Springer ears come into play? David. I don't know what you're talking, I really don't know what you're talking about. I was referencing the I think you should leave skit where he showed a photo of what he wanted his haircut

to look like, but instead she made him into a springer spaniel. Okay. Yes. It's a very it's a very Polarizing skit that I think only springer spaniel Owners enjoy I thought it was a furry play. Sorry. I don't own my dog. Should we coexist? Oh Sweet man. I didn't rescue her. She rescued me. Oh You rescued her think you just got it from her. No, I got her from I got her from some random farmer outside of Houston. Yeah. He wasn't wearing a shirt and he had overalls on. And he cried when he gave it to you. He did. He did. He's really sweet. I mean, he needed a hunting dog. But he he didn't want us to select Rosie when he gave us the option of which of his puppies that we wanted.

I got a horny admittance here. That's a new trend on TikTok right now is girls just wearing overalls without anything else. Why don't you do a TikTok about it? Don't hate it. You should do a TikTok about it. I'm glad it went that way because for you to jump right into the horny play after talking about dogs. Classic Randy.

They're gonna say you hooked up in a water burger parking lot or something. But I don't get that right. That's where I picked up the dog from. Oh, okay. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Got it. I don't think he wanted us to go all the way out to the farm. Dylan Shivery. All right, there it is.

All right. Tokitos, dude. Hey, this morning. It was Master Sunday. Got up, took Stella on a nice long walk around Lady Bird Lake on the trail, the hike and bike trail. Lovely time. A little, you know, a little humid, a little warm, but it wasn't too bad. We enjoyed it.

On this walk, I heard one of my favorite sounds of all time. And that inspired a segment we're doing later. I'm not gonna tell you what the sound is yet because I might draft it when we do our sound draft. I have no faith that you are gonna have good sounds. Dude, I have the best sounds. I'm not worried about it. You strike me as having fucked up ears. It's because it's colorblind, dude. I think I hear you're letting him get affected by his color blindness.

This is me. Because I'm colorblind, my other senses are heightened. So I actually hear very well. I got to, I don't know that I do. I got a hearing test, like full hearing test done last year because I was getting some criticism regarding my hearing around the house. And they were like, no, you have great hearing. Don't tell me that.

Yeah. Don't tell me that. That means I'm just not paying attention. Chelsea's talks under her breath a lot, like real quietly. And I'm like, man, I just can't hear you. I feel like I'm just not paying attention. Chelsea talks under her breath a lot, like really quietly. And I'm like, man, I just can't hear you. I feel like I'm going to die. That kind of trails off like in the middle of telling you something?

She doesn't trail talk. Yeah, Randy does this thing when he thinks no one's listening, he'll start talking and then he'll just slowly trail off and it starts to sound like this. And guess what? No one's listening to me. And at the end of it, he just gives up. You had one the other day, it was me and Brett.

You were talking as you're walking in the bathroom. And as soon as you shut the door, I was like, what? We were listening. We were attentive and you just like, oh, he needs to give up. You had before that door shut. Do y'all ever have hesitation to go in the bathroom here?

Randy needs the cues that you're still listening. Like, uh-huh, like a head nod or like, uh-huh, yeah. Or he always has to give up. Do y'all ever hesitate to go in the bathroom here. Randy needs the cues that you're still listening. Like, uh-huh, like a head nod or like, uh-huh, yep. Or he'll just give up. Do y'all ever hesitate to go into the bathroom because people are talking to you and you're like backing up? Like, okay, can we end this conversation? I'm really bad about it. So I can use the restroom?

A little bit, yeah. I'm really bad about getting into a conversation with y'all as I'm going to the bathroom. I'll just be putting my hand up on the side of the bathroom door like, oh yeah, okay. Yeah, cool. You say something and you shut it and just turn the fan on and hope

the people out there stopped. Yeah. I completely picked up on that. Before the click of the fan goes on. I can just hear Dave go, okay, I'll go fuck myself. Just walk up to the door. I'm the asshole now. Just yelling through the door because the fan's so loud to keep the conversation going. I'm just in there singing. Yeah. Dave sings in the bathroom here.

You're so attention seeking, dude. I'm such a little whore. Is that I look at it's like, man, that could be merch. I'm just so much coated right now. I'm just so much coated right now. I'm just so much coated right now. I'm just so much coated right now. I'm just so much coated right now. I'm just so much coated right now. I'm just so much coated right now. I'm just so much coated right now.

I'm just so much coated right now. I'm just so much coated right now. I'm just so much coated right now. I'm just so much coated right now. I'm just so much coated right now. I'm just so much coated right now. I'm just so much coated right now. I'm just so much coated right now.

I'm just so much coated right now. I'm just so much coated right now. I'm just so much coated right now. I'm just so much coated right now. I'm just so much coated right now. I'm just so much coated right now. I'm just so much coated right now. I'm just so much coated right now. I'm just so much coated right now. I'm't know, Jim. It is merch week. It is merch week. You can do whatever the hell you want. I'm just so merch coded right now.

Everything I look at, it's like, man, that could be merch. When you were gone, Randy told Will, like, he's something, he's like, yeah, you're really, that was really Sunday Scary's coded. I heard, yeah. He wasn't trying to be funny. It was just part of his vernacular. I was like, wow, Randy's really, really picking up on it. Yeah, I'm so internet-pilled now

Internet-pilled have you been aura maxing? I have been yeah, I've been magan you guys all week Don't even get me start about that. Oh, I have have you you're wearing a ISR on t-shirt right now It's a fucking sick one, too. It looks like I mean, it's a sick shirt. Yeah, you understand what he's wearing What if you're on a date? Oh yeah Lord of the Rings. Randy if you're on a date with a girl and she asks you what that shirt means do you just walk out?

Do you just walk out? Like no not my style. Pretty much. Bye bye. To be honest I probably wouldn't wear this shirt on a first date but. Is that like the equivalent of like the dark side? Like that's, that was the bad guys man.

Do you wear Voldemort shirts too dude? You watched all the movies. Great comp right there. Is that a good comp? was the bad guys, man. Do you wear Voldemort shirts too, dude? You watched all the movies. Great comp right there. Is that a good comp? Yeah, that's a bad guy. Well, like, you know, like the dark side. I'm the star wars. I'm the bad guy. Like somebody

will **** with Darth Vader, you know. I've been I've been trying to get Sally to watch Scarface lately. Ooh. She's not into it. Say hello. to my little friend. I'm like, I'm not into it. I'm starts blasting. I love a good drug dealer movie, dude. Yeah, American gangster so underrated. Man, I haven't seen that in a long time. It's so good. I watched it recently. And I was just like, Yeah, dude, this movie is like, it's so

entertaining. Yes. Frank Lucas is just that dog. Yeah. I want to get a mint coat and just have people think I'm a drug dealer so bad. I want the cops to do a sting on my place and be like, Okay, why does he have so many scented candles? Oh, he's a Dylan Candles. He's storing the drugs in the candles. Don't touch those dudes. He's just moving.

Hello wax. Dude, those are out of production. Those are original recipe, bro. We used to do that, but we kept we kept the little baggies of heroin and these little Virgin Mary statues. But sadly like our plane that we were moving it on crash, this remote island got lost. And some people who were also on that island found it and high jinx ensued.

It was a bad, bad deal for everybody involved. I didn't know you went through this, man. When was this? This is a long time ago. Different life, huh? Yeah, it was kind of this initiative. How'd you get off the island? How'd you clean yourself up? We haven't got there yet. Oh, you're still on the season. Okay, you're still on the island. Yep. That's right now Okay, do you ever think what you'd look like if you got stranded on an island? Yeah, like like how your hair all would grow out. I would have the worst the worst facial hair ever

Do you think you'd try to figure out a way to shave? No I would grow out. I would have the worst facial hair ever. Do you think you'd try to figure out a way to shave? No. I would just go with it. I would really like, at some point it'd be like, okay, I feel like I look like shit. It'd be nice to not have a mirror around. You'd be shredded, you'd be diced up, you know? Emanciated more like.

No. You can't hunt? Oh yeah, you don't fish. Yeah, you'd be emaciated. I'd be trapping. Dude, this is why you can't, anytime that the question comes up of who could survive in the wild the longest, like it's not you, because you would not be emaciated. I'd be trapping. This is why you cancer any time that the question comes up of who could survive in the

Wild longest like it's not you. Okay, you would not be able to fish if if it was a survival if it was all about survival like a touch of fish The gills oh I weigh like 110 pounds and there's Oh, man. I'm out here. I'm gonna find a way. I was watching the bears catch the fish recently. You guys watch that on YouTube? That bear week? So that was on YouTube. Dude, those things are just eating fish like nothing. They're eating good. Yeah, dude. Yeah, it is kind of satisfying watching a bear just snag a salmon out of midair and just rip it apart. And like, I don't like watching that. I don't like watching that. I don't like watching that. I don't like watching that. I don't like watching that. I don't like watching that. I don't like watching that. I don't like watching that. I don't like watching that. I don't like watching that. I don't like watching that. I don't like watching that. I don't like watching that. I don't like watching that. I don't like watching that. I don't like watching that. I don't like watching that. I don't like watching that. I don't like watching that. I don't like watching that. I don't like watching that. I don't like watching that. I don't like watching that. I don't like watching that. I don't like watching that. I don't like watching that. I don't like watching that. I don't like watching that. I don't like watching that. I don't like watching that. I don't like watching that. I don't like watching that. I don't like watching that. I don't like watching that. I don't like watching that. I don't like watching that. I don't like watching that. I don't like watching that. I don't like watching that. I don't like watching that. I don't like watching that. I don't like watching that. I don't like watching that. I don't like watching that. I don't like watching that. I don't like watching that. I don't like watching that. I don't like watching that. I don't like watching that. I don't. Yeah dude. Yeah. It is kind of satisfying watching a bear just snag a salmon out of midair and just rip it apart. And like I don't like watching like long hunt videos that they do on like planet earth and stuff. Sometimes they depress me for the animal that's just like knowing that death is imminent. Sure. But seeing a, seeing a sockeye salmon just get torn apart by a bear, there's just something pure about that. Yeah. I wonder how fucked up the bear gets if that salmon's just dunked in sockeye.

Do you think they ever want some like soy sauce to put on or anything? You'd think so. Some sushi, right? I can't drink that shit on. Gives me a headache. What sockeye? I doubled down on that. That's top one drunk for me.

I love it's top one, dude. There's a place right next to me, that new Asian joint down the this. That's top one drunk for me. I love it's it's top one dude. There's a place right next to me that new Asian joint down the street. Okay. Walkable. Hellosaki on that menu. Really? Yeah. I still haven't been in there. Do they do lunch? They've been in there. Let's have a sake boy lunch. You uh I don't think they do lunch actually. Oh you your favorite drunk is sake. Yeah. Not even close dude. I love it. Yeah. It's the best. Hangover or not? Yeah. Yeah. For sure. For sure I love you. Yeah, it's the best hangover or no

Yeah, yeah sure. Do you sure sure sure I told myself I wouldn't drink it anymore. But luckily for me, I don't listen to drunks You still Parker McCallum Saw that I saw a guy with that t-shirt at the gym yesterday. Is that more Parker McCallum? It's a Parker McCallum song. Yeah Thank you for that. Just kidding, I don't care. I have a new favorite T-shirt. It says I can't, I'm a moron. Hold on, going to the subreddit. Why did it get so awkward?

No, I'm serious. I don't care anymore. I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said, please don't honk, I'll kill myself. Good, dude. It was pretty fun. It's good. I saw one recently. Good dude, it's good. I saw one recently that just said, thanks for letting me merge bestie.

That's good. And I was like dude, if they merged in front of me and I saw that sticker, I'd be like, all right, yeah, you're welcome. Hey Will, tell your dog I said hello. I saw a woman with three individual cat stickers on her car the other day. Like, you know how they have the kid stickers?

It was just three cat heads. And I was like, cat lady. Okay. Putting that on the vehicle. Not sure that's necessary. You know what is necessary? Subscribing to the W.A.S.H. newsletter, wash.substack.com. Go make that happen. Yesterday, beyond the paywall, patreon.com slash circling back podcast, we did Randy's game show. It was an exciting day. A lot of bonus points were given out. A lot of laughs were had. A lot of answers were missed on the front half of the show. Randy thought he had them in the first half, not going to lie. So did you.

Facts. I put up more producer points yesterday than everyone's ever put up in their entire life. Very proud of that. Someone might have skanked. Somebody skanked on. Yeah, can you cut a clip of me skanking actually? Why haven't you cut my clip of me skanking? I can cut a clip of you skanking. Yeah, you cut a clip of me skanking actually? Why haven't you cut my clip of me skanking? I can cut a clip of you skanking.

Yeah, please cut a clip of me skanking. Can I add something real quick on this? I felt really dumb after yesterday's episode as I usually do the last two days of every month. Don't judge my intelligence just solely on this game show, please, because I promise I'm smarter than I would. What do you want them to base it off of if you're taking this out of the equation? I don't know, I'm a small business owner.

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a hundred thirty-nine dollars or more at twillery.com. Twillery tailored for performance. Should we do it? Is it time? Should we get drafty in here? We had a little wind kick up last night, Dave. Oh, yeah. I was just looking out the window and I go, what the what's is it gonna rain? What's this wind kicking up? Blowing all that dust night, Dave. Oh yeah. I was just looking out the window and I go, what the what's it gonna rain? What's this wind kicking up blowing all that dust in man? Yeah, you don't want that. I'm so confident in my list here. I'm

gonna I'm gonna win this draft. Calling my shot for sure, dude. Yeah, dude. I'm sure it's like gonna be really good. Thank you always traditionally win these drafts. What so you're not gonna say the satisfying noise you heard that inspired this this morning. I might I might draft it. And if I don't, if I don't draft it, and I probably will, then I'll tell you what it was. OK, OK. Much like we've done with other mock drafts, we're going to have Randy select the order here randomly.

How are we going to select this order, Randy? What's so funny? They just say he's like he just like behind our back. He's like, so it's a slack that I'm not gonna read out. Yeah. I don't know, were you guys doing a bit all for the episode? Was it about me? No, it's not about you.

No. It's not a promise. He, I'm not gonna say what sound he thought it'd be funny if he drafted it, but it's very inappropriate. Shocker. I was just trying to wake his ass up. He was over there posting Instagrams and shit. He was sexual, wasn't he?

No, well. Anyways, I don't know here. Pick a number. I'll pick a number. Right on here, number one through 15. I'm gonna write it down right now. 15, huh? One and 15. Are we all saying it at the same time?

Like 1, 2, 3 and say the number? Yeah, hold on, let me hit that wide shot for you. Wide shot, alright. 3, 2, 1. 11. It was 7. Will and I both said 11. So Davis first.

Who's second? Do it again. All right. Three, two, one, four. Fuck. It was seven. I didn't write anything else down. You guys are dumb. Do it again. No. Do it again. All right. Fine. Fine. Again. Miracle. Disney. All right. Three, two, one.

11. It was four. All right, I'm last. I'm last. All right, satisfying sound draft. Only drafting the most satisfying sounds. Are you ready, Dave? Yep, I think you're gonna be little. Okay, I'm looking at Dave to the bounce. Are you ready Dave? Yup, I think you're going to be

okay. I'm looking at Dave's draft board right now and it says your girl in my ear. What's your problem dude? I like that. It's sometimes we go to loud bars together. She has to talk to you. I'm turning the brightness all the way down on

my computer so Dave can't screen look at my I'm not gonna screen look. I only screen look on Brett Durin. Do you know it? Ah, I'd be fine with that. I don't. It makes sense based on the scoring. Excuse me? Hmm? Um, this is tough. Stop looking at my shit. Look, he's doing it to me. Alright, with the first pick. My eyes are closed, dude. In the uh, sound draft. What are we calling this? Best sounds. I called it satisfying sounds. These are the best sounds. Are these satisfying? Is it best? Like what is satisfying is I like Elvis playing the guitar. He had a guitar. I don't know. Elvis playing the guitar. Oh, by the way, that's my pick. These are

non-music sounds. To be clear. It is music to my ears. I just did a bunch of dead shows, dude. Right. Oh, bro. The one in No my ears. I just did a bunch of dead shows, dude. Right. Oh, bro. The one. No instruments. Dude. No instruments. No, no beautiful voices. Can't you wind chimes? Do wind chimes count? Is that an instrument

or is that an accessory? No. That's an accessory. I think that's that's an it is an accessory. It's a yard accessory. That's in play. It's I'm not drafting that by the way and II actually don't like wind chimes. Okay. with the first pick of the pleasing sound draft. This one's

for the boys. Okay. Uh, the sound of cracking open a Guinness. Oh, oh, Guinness specifically that change. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Guinness specifically, not just any beer. A Guinness, you hear that pshh and you have that little rattle cause there's that little doohickey. Then you get the little the bubbles coming out the top. I like your bubble sound.

It's gross. It sounds like a sound I have later. People aren't going to like that on their surround sound car stereos. No they're not. Sorry. Catch me all fall, hell, summer long. I don't care.

Drinking Guinness. Oh yeah, we should say today's sound draft is presented by Guinness. It's not. That'd be tight. Alright, my turn. For my first pick. You're gonna botch it. I'm taking the crowd pop during a big football play in a packed stadium. Okay. Well, my team wins the big game. It's good. You know what I mean? Yeah. You know what I mean?

That's a good sound. I'm talking about talking like. You receiver catches one just streaking down the field. Big play pack stadium SEC game. OK, you have all right. And the crowd just goes from it's been to like Dude it's just different day goes from just a quiet chatter among everyone and to allow it everyone just explode at the same time Oh really just that's disgusting just mass explosion. Yeah That's a good one. Yeah, it's a good one. That's a good one. Chalky

Go ahead well I Get two picks in a row just in case you guys don't know how snake drafts work you see yes You do it's like a snake in the grass. You know it's moving like snakes. Hey y'all. Do you want to buy my shirt? We still have more of those than we thought yeah, I just want to put that out there Yeah, yeah, we sold about 54 those 60 58 58 about to sell about thousand more of them Been removed We sold about 54 of those. 60? 58. 58? About to sell about a thousand more of them. Ah! I don't know about that. I don't know.

Been removed. Shirt's gone. Merch week. I thought we voted in favor of keeping Gardner Snake. I think we're gonna. I think it needs to be an evergreen design. We might only sell a few of them, but when you get to the bottom of that page

and you see that hidden gem down there. That's Randy's first design. It's a beautiful thing. Did a whole animation for it. Can we not bury the lead of my first pick? Sorry, there? That's Randy's first design. It's a beautiful thing. Did a whole animation for it. Can we not bury the lead of my first pick? Sorry, sorry. That's everyone's problem. We're running out of time.

You look like you didn't know. With my first pick, I'm going to pick my all-time favorite sound. It's a sound I can't enjoy anymore because I don't have one at my place. I am talking about the crackle of a fireplace. Yeah, that's a Mount Rushmore sound. Oh, crackle of the fireplace. Can it just be the crackle of a fire?

Yeah. Okay, because I've got a similar. Yeah. Yeah. With my second pick. It's a good pick, Will. With my second pick in the, I get to bury, I get to get rid of some of these. Okay.

With my second pick in the draft, I'm going to go with. Wow, this is this is high pressure. Get away from here. Get away from here. David. Don't screen look at me. I am going to go with rain on the roof. Rain on the roof. The roof of a house or a car. This guy's Sunday scary is coded. House? House. You're inside the house or outside?

I'm inside the house. I'm laying down on the couch and I can just hear it. Just a little little pitter patter up on the roof. Yeah. He's playing the sound effect right now. It's like the perfect one and we need it. That's the thing about it. Yeah. Randy's going to put sound effects in for every single one of them. They're going to be perfect when he does it. Everyone's going to be so zen. Do you like the what level of stream or what how heavy of rain? Do you like the extreme downpour that's like yeah there's no pitter patter. It's just like big fat ass straight up pissed on. Big

fat ass raindrops. Yeah. Heavy rain. Yeah. Okay like you're out there just getting R Kelly'd on. I want natural heavies hitting my roof okay Jesus all right I'm gonna go he wants natural heavies no it's Dave's choice oh no it's your choice I'm sorry you don't know how snake drafts work I was testing you all right mine's a good one it's not the crack of a wood bat oh yeah I mean we need that crack of a wood bat maybe like a Rooker home run or something, you know, just There's nothing like how do they not move on from him? There's nothing like it get him out Let's save our man's by the way. He went deep yesterday again. Yeah, I know I let him know he pissed on

The crack of a wood bat. I wanted him in like Pittsburgh or something or Texas. It's a trade down line up. Yeah. Oh, that's huge for you. What? I just got a follow back. 6 minutes ago. Let him let him know he from our boy Rooker.

Did he follow time? He followed Rook. Well, he and I have followed each other on Twitter and I never really like I keep my Twitter timelines and my Instagram timelines Very separated not intentionally, but if I follow you on Twitter, that means like I follow you on Instagram. It's like, okay We're I like you. Okay Okay, you got I am dominating Are you those are like the two most generic answers. I are sports related both. Oh, yeah, you're such a sports guy You're so too much dip, Cowdad.

You've been dip-pilled. You've been dip-pilled. Davey, you get two picks, my man. Two picks. Don't blow it. Two draft picks, please. Milk hitting the pint glass. Oh God, the sound of Will dry heaving after a

gonster. No, it's not true. Uh Jim Nance saying hello friends. Alright, that's good. That's chalky. That's pretty. No, that's pretty good though. That's good. I didn't use any. I didn't use any. It's cliche but it does bring me joy. What about the what about the manufactured birds chirping at Augusta that they pump in? You could have gone with the the birds you could have gone with the the piano but I chose Nance. All of those those first piano licks really tickled the senses. They sure do. Especially if you've been there. No music. So it is technically music. It's off limits. As it's

done by a pianist. Jim Nance is in play though. Good pick, Dave. Hello, friends. No pressure here, dude. Cuz you're about to be off the board for about four picks. I know. I know. I know. Um give me that's very specific to me.

Some of these. How about this? The sound of a cork being removed from a wine bottle, the old fashioned way with just an old school corkscrew. It kind of squeaks on the way out. Yep. Not the little lever doohickey contraption. That's a satisfying feel to use the contraption and feel it slide out so easily. It is, but I like the old school way,

like a waiter at a outback steakhouse would do or a nice restaurant. The best skill that I have retained since being a waiter is being able to quickly and efficiently open a bottle of wine with the regular cork opener. It's impressive. I'm so glad that I got good at it when I was doing it because now I just feel so good about myself

not having some like, did your parents ever have the the the canister? stick the needle in and Yeah like Yeah, it's convenient. Yeah, but like it just feels good to do it manually, you know It feels good to put in a day of hard work, you know You twist that thing pull that cork out, pour out some Jesus juice. I use one, I think mine's cheap.

It's kind of hard to use. I need to get a better one. Sally gave me one for Christmas last year and it's now one of my prized possessions. I love using this thing. I need a nice one. If you have one that requires a battery, come on. Yeah.

Come on, man. Unless you have like a- My dad uses that. Dude, what's up with that Corvine stuff that everyone's into right now where you can just pour one glass of wine? wine that was a great gift whoever got me that Christmas few years ago that thing gets a lot of use have you been to a restaurant that does it lately no they charge you a lot really because they do what they're nice they do it like they're really

really nice wines and so you're like if you if you get it done if you get it done with that style you can pay like 45 for a glass of wine because they're they're using their old shit. I asked this I asked during our wine tasting like are these things legit? And like, do you believe in like, like the idea of it? And he was like, Absolutely. It makes it really nice to give people good wines without having to open a bottle and use it all. I'm ready for my next my third pick. Good luck. A golf ball

settling into the bottom of a cup. Ah yes. I thought you're gonna go a different way with that. A golf ball settling into the bottom of a cup. Then why do you sweep away all your five footers? Because I know I'm gonna miss it probably. It's all laughing Dylan for sucking. Come on on man it's a good sound dad oh man you're just looking at the cup there's a couple gals sitting there right by it the cop now that is a good sound don't write down a must to on the card yeah but the putt went in and you got to hear the sound.

Or you can't, you don't get that sound because there's a pool noodle that someone cut up and fashioned to put into the hole. You got to pull a pin for this, the sound to take place. It's kind of satisfying to hear the ball hit the pin, but it's not satisfying to have the ball hit the pin and not go in. Yeah, I get what you're saying.

It's a juxto play. I don't know if it's a juxto. Do you understand what Will's trying to tell you? I do. But I don't I. Okay. You got two picks. Well, these are your last two picks player. I'm not worried about it because I'm pretty happy with these. Okay. Coffee hitting a mug. Oh, best part of waking up. Okay. It's different from any

liquid being poured into a it is. Yeah, it is. Sounds like you don't drink coffee. Please, bitch. Okay. And with my final pick, I will be choosing. Well, I do have a specific one. I'm going to apply this to everything. Jar pop. Pickle jar, jam jar, whatever it is. It's good. Pop that and let me eat. Like a snap, like a Snapple. Remember those?

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. A lot of sugar, but very good. Yeah. Okay. Summer day. That's a this morning. This better be a good fucking sound. I'm gonna go with the sound that I heard this morning. I'm gonna go with the sound that I heard this morning. I'm gonna go with the sound that I heard this morning. I'm gonna go with the sound that I heard this morning.

I'm gonna go with the sound that i heard this morning this better be a good fucking sound the sound i heard this morning i walked by austin high school the before school sound of the band practicing. Okay. Okay. Because it means football is right around the corner. So, like a marching band in the distance. Marching band or like those those drums just start rattling, you know, but the the drums specifically. Dylan, this is specifically specifically why NCAA football 25 is a great game because like just the the pageantry man, the menu like when you're on the menu, it's just that going really.

It feels so good. You've played it? Yeah. Oh, this is also why I absolutely love the movie Monsters University. Yeah. The original score of Monsters University, which you cannot find on Spotify. It's just like a band score, but like it's very,

they have a lot of very collegiate sounds in the background and it's like, oh yeah, this is nice. So I live kind of across the lake-ish from Austin High School. And so I've heard this a couple of times already. And like in the morning, it hits better in the morning too. We used to live a block away from the high school. And when that started happening,

it was like, okay, this is nice. I can't wait to watch our football team get their ass kicked. You gotta ask, is that not music? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm going to go with the ambiance thing. You know what? You're right. It is. Should I should I pick a new one? It's such a good pick though. Take off the phone, Dave. Hello. Is Dave calling the

authorities? Should I 311? Should I pick a different one? Hello, Amber? I think I know that Dave might be making a good point here. You're right. You're right. I didn't want to do it to you but I knew someone was going to do it to

you after the fact. That's big facts. I'm allowing you to a big old point. All right. I'll pick a different one. He's wobbling. Oh, he doesn't know what to do anymore. The wheels are wobbling. All right. A fastball popping a catcher's mitt. Okay. This guy loves sports. Fastball popping a catcher's mitt.

It's a great sound. It is a good sound. It's a good feeling. So Dylan's are crowd popping a football game, the crack of a wood bat, a golf ball settling in the cup and a fastball popping and catching. Those are great sounds. Come on man. Oh my God. He's paging through his Si for kids just going wild right now. I can't believe I got called out for the music dang. It's true man. Even that is so sports driven. It is. Yeah.

Look at you. I have other ones, other sports ones too. Is it me? It's you, dude. Final pick. I do have a lot of picks that have gone on undone. I'm gonna go. It's fall or winter. It's cold out. You're under the covers. That's typically how people sleep. And you hear the sound of an owl hooting. And you just you know it's just out there fucking hunting.

Just hanging out. I like the sound of an owl. Owls are dope. They're dope and I don't know. I know they're not protecting me. But I like knowing that they're in the in the neighborhood. I feel like they're gonna they're gonna mess up some some rodents or whatever it is they do. They might just sit there and sing. Some could argue that's this. That's a song. But they could be

in a lollipop. One, a two, a three. That thing had drip. Yeah. Can you imagine if you looked up in a tree and you saw an owl just licking a lollipop? What are some honorable mentions? Another sports one I have is walking on pavement with metal spikes on.

Okay, that's pretty good. I have, for my sports. I just have perfect drive Just right in the middle of the club face like I Had to drive the other day and the guy that I was the guys we were playing with One of them was looking for something in his cart And he just looked up and he goes that sounded so good, and it's just like yeah, dude when those sound good It's the best. I've got a- Who's in the woods? Randy really cooking on his gaming keyboard.

The clack of a keyboard you just know people are grinding. It's like somebody tap dancing in metal spikes on concrete. Here's a good one, a rushing mountain stream. Okay. Okay. Okay. We have plenty of streams in Russia. I mean I don't have the Guinness crack I just had like an ice cold beer crack. This beer is so cold

It's been sitting in a Yeti coffin cooler under ice for like 10 hours. How about a nitro cold brew getting cracked? That's nice. That's nice. I had the crunch of snow under your boots. I have that too. Oh the best Packed snow like the crunchy kind. Mm-hmm waves hitting sand bread being cut a distant train horn in the still of the night. Frog croaks. My brother told me that's when the serial killers come out. I know it's fake, but every single time I hear train at night, I assume they're serial killers.

Reminds me of Pledge Ship. Think about your hobos are jumping off. Reminds me of Pledge Ship. Bonus if it's a steam train, although we don't get those around here. Beef sizzling as it hits the grill. Okay. Hot grill, you know it's good.

Yeah, anything getting tossed on the grill that sizzles is nice. How do we not say the sizzle of fajitas? I have two more. That's a big miss. My last two are leaves crunching under your feet and thunder in the distance. Yeah.

Not on you, but distantly. Hen click. Oh. That's fine. That's a sensory play though, cuz it feels good with it Doesn't feel good to hear someone else do it but doing it yourself is nice This might be music but like your boy in the back of the classroom is absolutely with two number two pencils whipping up The sickest beat you've ever heard

You're just like the teachers out there telling you a tragic story Fuck he's about to cook. You're hearing this What about the sound of like your stacks ruffling in your bag? Your stacks? Yeah, like your- Your bands? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, for sure. You just shuffle them when you're sitting on your private jet. I always carry big duffel bags of cash everywhere I go. It's just the best, dude. Sound of a baby burping after a bottle. Oh, that's a good thing. That's some dad shit

But like when you hear that big old burp come out and you look down and there's no spit up right there It's like oh, we're cooking you stand up. We're good. Not gonna ruin the shirt Yeah I've got this is so stupid. I'm glad I didn't say this power coming back on after a power You know that sound. Yeah, it's a little like the microwave beeps again. That's a good feeling if the power's been out for a while. Mm hmm. Oh, I think we did well. What are we missing? Nothing. I don't think we're missing. People are going to be upset

about the lack of sizzle but and it's just, you know, we're different. We've grown up. It's a good list, guys. I won that. What about the sound of like taking off the plates from like a barbell. Yeah, it's a good sound. Yeah. Yeah, just throwing around or just grunting because you just PR'd. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm Hell yeah, it's like whether you're a seasoned gym goer. You're just starting out your fitness journey, the essential workout you really need is FitBod. Guess what? FitBod, yeah, it's a fitness app that customizes

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or whatever they're on. And this is part of it. Randy, do you just want to play the video for everybody? That's a good thought. Why not? I'm out of breath. I made it. Don't hike alone by the way if you're a woman. I don't know how to move very good.

That's fair. So she gets it. You get a text message after speaking into the little thing around your neck. It communicates to you via text message. And it's like, come on man, I hate this game. What? Take notes baby. Aw man you guys suck.

Bro you look like a back of the nose. Let, man, you guys suck. Bro, you look like a back of a goat. Let's go, let's go. Can you imagine getting cooked for being bad at video games by the little orb around your neck that's telling you what to do? It told you you're getting thrashed. It just listens to you? I know, the effects are crazy. It's dank, I could eat one of these every day.

What, you hit the button and it sends you a text? Yeah. Sorry, I got you messy. Oh. It's really nice up here. How'd you find this place? I don't know. I just kind of like to come up here to be by myself.

I've never brought anybody else. I mean, besides her. She goes everywhere with you, right? Mm-hmm. Okay. Guess I must be doing something right now. I guess so. We'll see. This is sad.

I truly hate the music. Yeah. Could they have made this like creepier? It's called Friend. This is not right. This isn't. You get it for $99. It connects to your phone via Bluetooth and They say it's quote-unquote always listening

That's so it says when connected via Bluetooth your friend is always listening and forming their own internal thoughts We have given your friend free will for when they decide to reach out to you So will for when they decide to reach out to you. So I'm trying to think of actual positive uses for something like this to where this isn't the most sad and pathetic thing. They portray this as being a very emotional companion as opposed to being something that you can get information from. That's what I would use it for. Although I do have this computer that actually is a phone as well, which I could also just use. Could you like put it on,

like under your shirt and sit in a meeting and be like, hey, listen to this meeting. Give me some contributions toward the end. Yeah, how smart is it? Like, could you, could they be like, all right, yeah, say something about like this team building exercise, some bullshit. It's like, okay, I'm going in.

Sorry, babe, the friend stays on. Yeah, you just have your Apple watch and it's just giving you lines? Yeah. Are people watching Black Mirror and getting ideas being like, okay, actually this Black Mirror stuff is all coming true anyway,

so might as well hone in on it. Let's actually just do this. This is gonna sell. There are a lot of lonely people out there. Yeah, yeah. Who need a friend. But like, this is so weird. You should just go spend $99

on like a pottery class or something. I gotta say $99 feels fairly cheap. There's no subscription either. Which really scares, I don't like, it scares me that it's too available. I don't like how they're marketing this. If you see someone wearing this, then you jump to conclusions about that person.

It's just like, oh man. Wouldn't you immediately think like, oh, they must be sad in some way. They must really need companionship. Good if a guy's over 30 though. How much did it cost to obtain friend.com? Can we make one of these that That's just called absolute boy. Somebody in this office needs to get this.

Okay, so Dave, what was the question you just asked? How did they obtain friend.com? That had to be expensive. They paid $1.8 million for friend.com. You know that? Yes, somebody looked it up and that's actually the reason that I found out about this thing was because I saw a tweet that was saying, I cannot believe that they spent

$1.8 million of investors money on a URL. Seriously, that's crazy. Have y'all ever tried to obtain a URL from anybody? No. That's like squatting on it. I feel like a Grand Ex that came up once or twice. I went through a very extended process. Not, it wasn't me, it was for a company that I worked for

and we were trying to get a URL. And so I was like one of the people that got to be a part of the process, hell, you have no rights to try to get it. Like it's just, it's impossible to get a URL from somebody. I feel like URLs aren't as important as they used to be. No, no, it's, I think like a good ad on Instagram would be more important. But like, I even think that on like on TikTok,

it doesn't really matter what your ad is. It's all about, it's more about content these days than anything. That's a good point. It used to be more important, but then everyone started doing.co. Grandex.co. That was annoying. Missing emails that way.

Probably some emails that you probably would have liked to get. Yeah. They should make it less... Creepy? ...obvious that you have this thing. It's this big thing hanging around your neck. Yeah, but don't you think like the people at Friend probably want it to be some sort of status symbol?

I would get mine as a Jesus piece. Yeah. Could you like attach it to your Jesus piece? Yeah. Like behind it? Work it into the Jesus piece in some capacity. Your boys are just cooking you when they see your chain flop over

and you got your friend over there? Yeah. Don't tell your absolute boys about your friend over there. Yeah, don't tell your absolute boys about your friends. Dave's lonely. Dave's lonely. Yeah, I don't like being alone with my thoughts. Okay. I got a lot going on. dudes are gonna fall in love with their friend. Women are gonna fall in love with their friend. Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna be silently judgy if I see these around like man. She's a 10, but. But she has a friend.

Okay, so she hits you up, like it's your first date. Hey, do you mind if I bring a friend? You can bring one too, and you're like, okay. You show up and you got Larry with you. One of your absolute boys. Yeah, your absolute boy Larry. And y'all show up and he's like, fuck dude, thanks man, been really needed to get out

He's got smell good on his hair all done up. Oh, yeah shows up. She's just got her friend I got where's this? Where's your friend right here? Ah, you got me you new-age biatch just texts you I'm just imagining Dylan's absolute boy just getting out of his car for a day He's got his friend around his neck and then he goes in the back seat, pulls out his freshly pressed shirt and just tosses it over that friend. OK. Scarface final scene where he gets up and he kicks the door and he says, say hello to my little friend. And they're like, oh, fuck. And he doesn't have a weapon. Right. He just got that. They're like,

oh, oh, we're safe. So blast us. Are you okay, Tony? Everything good? Notice you have a device there that you speak to. And we're all armed. We aim to kill you. And you just got that. It's not gonna protect you. No, it's not. But we'll send you some snarky like, hey man, you're about to get. Yeah, hold on. He looks at his phone.

It's like, you should probably get a weapon. Or run. There's a guy climbing up a rope from the outside. He's gonna come up from behind you. No spoilers. All right, what if, what if it was a TV show? And it was a bunch of these necklaces sitting around like comfy couches and chairs

at a coffee shop called Central Perk. Now living sick pads. And it was just these little like air tag looking devices just like chilling. They're just absolute boys with each other. One of them has a monkey for a period of time. Sounds really familiar. Can you imagine if you just saw a dude walking down the street in New York City with a monkey that looked like David Schwimmer? Like, why is this dude

having like, what? What? What if you're hanging out with your friend that had one of these, and then you saw his phone and the necklace was talking shit about it? Do you have beef with a Netflix? Your friend's being super judgmental right now. And you're like, what the fuck? What's your problem? It's not your real friend.

Having a bad day. I'm gonna break your neck. Yeah, like what the? Or you both have friends on and the friends start communicating. And like they kind of just start throwing, they start muddying the waters of your friendship. It's just a weird deal.

I don't like this. Should we get one for the office? Randy, you need to wear one. I do not, no. New job description. I even, like this. Do we get one for the office? Randy, you need to wear one. I do not know. New job description. I even, I think I hate the most is that it's a friend officer. It's nothing that it's just in the air.

Like if it was a robot that could talk back and forth to me. Yeah. But it's just some ominous thing texting you. Happy birthday, Polly. Yeah. I'm fine with like a robot, maybe having these things, but some necklace, a text you. It's weird. It's a disembodied robot. Yes. The disembodiness of it is really weird to me. It's a disembodied play. You understand? I get it. Get it. Can we pour one out? For, for what? For who? Roberto. Oh yeah. Lingunato. What a name.

Roberto. Oh yeah. Lingunato. What a name. You want the guy who invented tiramisu to be called Roberto Lingunato. Absolutely you do. He died. He's dead. Just an all-time dessert. One of my faves. Low key. Is tiramisu like underrated? I've never been a tiramisu guy. Why what's your problem with that? Uh, I don't need, uh coffee flavor outside of my coffee. Oh, dude. What a horrible take man. That's crazy I don't disagree that it's a horrible take. I love coffee so much but coffee flavored things Don't really do a lot of coffee flavored ice cream is so satisfying to eat. I disagree. Oh, I love it

I love it. I love it. Yeah, I'm a big fan. Tiramisu with a cup of black coffee. It's a lot of coffee flavor, dog. There's a lot of insensitive tweets going out about this. People doing a lot of tear references. A lot of double entendres out there. Yes.

It's mean. If you invent like a dessert that gets super popular, how can you get paid on that? You don't, dude. You don't, right? You don't, dude, it's for the love of the game. Right. It's for the love of the game.

There's a bartender at the Detroit Yacht Club who came up with a drink called the Hummer, which is just like a boozy milkshake after dinner drink. Dude's just that's just what he did. Like he was just that guy for his entire life. The Hummer guy used the Hummer guy, dude. You don't want to be the Hummer guy. Well, depends if you're talking milkshaker backstage and just

brings all the boys to the yard. It's a whole thing. You'll see these new Hummers. The electric ones. Yeah. They're cool looking. Yeah, but like you can't drive an electric Hummer. If you're going to get a Hummer, like you got to you got to burn that fuel. Yeah. Come on, buddy. I never knew anyone who drove an H2 or H3.

I can honestly say that the best golfer on our varsity golf team drove a Hummer. An H2? Whatever the one that came out when I was in high school was, like his dad bought him one. The age two. And like, I got the nod to go get a ride to practice in it one time and I just felt like the coolest dude on earth. I was like, I'm with the varsity team in a giant ass Hummer.

They're massive. We're tight. Like, never got the invite ever again. If you're sitting shotgun and you're like 10 feet away from the driver. Can you imagine driving that like on a side street in Austin? Nope. I think the new electric ones are the same size.

They're really very wide. They're very wide. I hear they're selling for like way more than what the retail is like people are just buying them and selling them. Would you rather drive a electric Hummer or a cyber truck? Electric Hummer. Electric Hummer for sure. I feel like you're getting laughed at.

They're cool looking every single cyber truck. I see driving down the street in Austin. I roastmer. Electric Hummer. For sure. I feel like you're getting laughed at. They're cool looking. Every single cyber truck I see driving down the street in Austin, I roast that person in my head. Me too. I like, I want to crash my car into the back end of theirs. Just total boners, all of them. No one gets hurt, it just rattles them and they have to go get it repaired.

Where do you even take your like cyber truck to get repaired? I'm pretty sure that if we took them to the place on the corner over here, they're going to be like, yeah, we're not going to mold your aluminum back. You know, you can't take it to a car wash or avoids the warranty. Well, it'll rust out. Yeah. Also, doesn't the battery weigh like 2000 pounds or something crazy?

I don't know. And like Teslas in general, I don't know if it's 2000, but it's a very heavy battery. Imagine if you were on AOL in like 2002, you're cybering with a truck. Probably better than some of the people I cybered with unknowingly. I thought I had an online girlfriend. Little I know is Dylan's buddy Larry. He's my absolute boy.

He's his absolute boy. There's a dude named Spanky, his username on AOL and some messenger was just Spanky. And we would just make burner accounts and add him and mess with him. He was a horny guy. And we would just mess with spanky all the time. And he'd be like, stop doing this.

God, poor spanky. I know. Just trying to get his rocks off on the line, man. I felt bad about it in the past because we used to just make spanky's life hell. But like at the same time, like you get the at Spanky, people are gonna mess with you. How does you find Spanky?

We were just adding a thing. I don't know, I don't really remember. Honestly, we might've seen him in like a chat room one time when we were trying to find people to fuck with. That's so weird. It was so sad that we'd just be sitting around on like a cold February day and it'd be like, all right, let's go find a sexual chat room

and mess with somebody. Let's go talk to Spanky again. Spanky. Spanky, dude. Yeah, Paul. I, we should probably apologize for some of the uh online behavior, the AOL behavior of our younger year. I guess. Dave, do you want to

speak to the next Matty B that's out here? Randy, hit him with it. I don't know if Matty B has, I don't know if this guy has the same staying power as Maddie B does. Hit it up. Somebody sent me this and I just was like, why is this actually a bop? Fortnite lobby. He's filming the music video from the back of his box. He's filming the music video from the back of his box. He's kind of spitting. Kind of spit.

This is the highest pitched voice I've ever heard in my life. This is better than anything Mattie B did. Look at that. He's with his absolute boys. They're mobbing. He's just fucking chilling in the Fortnite lobby. I kind of want to roast this kid, but if Fritz handed me his phone and say, Hey, Dad, look what I made on my way to school today.

I'd be like, uh, you're kind of the man. Like you're kind of sick. You did it. Uh, 60,000 followers. What's his name? Young Nervy. What's his name? Nervy, I think.

I know we weren't supposed to draft like music, but I'd like to revise my list. What's his name? Young Nervy? What's his name? Nervy, I think. I know we weren't supposed to draft like music, but I'd like to revise my list. This guy's sick, dude. Yeah, can I, if Dave can use Jim Nance's voice saying hello friends, can I have a Maddie B's voice saying, I am for real. This is big ice cream scoop haircut.

Yeah, yeah. His hair's awful. My kid's not getting the ice cream scoop hair. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. His hair's awful. My kid's not getting the ice cream scoop haircut if he's gonna be doing rap videos. You gotta choose one or the other. Hey, somebody who's tweeting from the Circling Back account, is it you right now? No.

Somebody's not paying attention to the show and just sent out a tweet. I don't know who the fuck did that. It's not cool. I'm assuming Dave just maybe with his bread. Let's go. Let's go to Twitter. Yeah. We'll see what it says.

No, it must be bread. He's out there. He's not doing a pod. So surely circling back. I'm ready. I'm ready. He's lying in. So it wasn't me.

Okay. Okay. I don't know what is doing this. Certainly wasn't Dave. So I like seconds. I know. Searches were CD lamb and Mark Zuckerberg on Twitter. That was just circling backs. Cause I'm logged in the circling back.

Who's searching for CD lamp? That was not me. I don't know. You'd never want to log into your girl's Twitter account and that's got your, what is that? CD lamp highlights. Dave. That's good. Dylan during the most consequential part of any movie. Oh, that's nice. This is the pommel horse guy. Yeah, dude. He's awesome. This guy might be like the dude of the Olympics.

He just takes those specs off and just fucking works that pommel. Dude, he just raw dogs the pommel horse. So sick. This is the only cool thing I've seen live during the Olympics. I just happened to be turned around like, oh, something cool happened.

I had no idea that this guy had it like that. But like, can you, it would feel so cool to just be the ringer for one specific event in the Olympics and know like, no, I'm that guy right now. His build is noticeably different than the other guys. And I was, cause I didn't know, I didn't know what event he was. I just saw him there. I was like, oh, this guy's kind of like skinnier. He's not all yoked up like the rings dude.

And then he went up there and did that thing. Dude, the biceps on the rings guys, unbelievable. Those guys are all upper body. My doctor made me stop doing it. What happened? He was worried my arms were getting too big. Really? I didn't know you did.

He's worried about your social life? If you could be absolutely elite at one of the men's gymnastics events, what are you choosing? Probably the rings, dude. No, but the rings are cool and I'm impressed by it, the right now. I've seen an older guy do this, do it while smoking a cigarette. So dumb. I'm doing the, I'm doing the uneven bars. I thought the guys didn't do uneven. I don't think they do. They do parallel bars. Sorry, sorry, dude. I'm doing the parallel bars. Is that right? I'm doing that. That's tight. But I just don't want to get the spinnies. I want to

launch off that thing. Yeah. What's that thing called? just don't want to get the spinnies. I want to launch off that thing. Yeah, what's that thing called? I don't know. The vault? Yeah, I want to do the vault. Do guys do vault? I think so, yeah. Just the women. I think they do.

Vault is tight. I think it'd be so fun just to like launch yourself off that thing if you actually had skill with it. When they stick a landing off the vault, it's like, oh yeah. That's a good feeling. Looks like their feet just landed in sand. Done.

And they know they did it too. Like you see it in their face once they realize like, oh, full stocked up. I saw that Simone Biles when she did her floor routine, when she was doing her little jump thing at the end, her head got up to 11 feet eight inches high. And I know that those floors are real springy, right? Yeah. But could she dunk a basketball? From that floor? No, just from a regular like on a on a basketball court. I still think she's like

too short. I don't think so. I think she probably could. I would like to see it. She's like five one, right? She's four foot eight. She's four foot eight? Have you seen her next to all the other like? Gymnasts her husband plays for the Packers by the way. Yeah, I didn't know I didn't know he was a pro baller Yeah, I don't know. He had it like that. She's you see you sure you see a shirt during the team competition It was awesome. He just had like a 90s looking like a Super Bowl shirt that just said like Simone Biles. Yeah, that's just was like it was such a cool shirt Simone Biles can it. And just was like, it was such a cool shirt. Simone Biles can dunk, I think.

Ooh. Someone's Googled this. Think about it. I am. 4'8 really changes things. Right. I don't know. Although she can jump insanely high

with the help of the spring floor, as basketball is played on hard court, she would not be able to dunk in normal circumstances. This is per Indy 100.com. You know, I think she can, she can get her head up to nine feet. She doesn't have like super long arms. I got, I got absolutely roasted in my, uh, living room last night when, uh, Jordan Charles, uh, went up for her event.

And I asked Sally, uh, is Jordan, she lays pretty good. And she said, uh, it's not she lays. Chiles. You thought you were being multi-world. Sally is Jordan. She lays pretty good. And she said, it's not she lays trials. You thought you were being multi like, well, yeah, I don't know. I guess how I read it and I was like, yeah, Jordan, she lays and she's like, that is absolutely not it. That is child's will. That was your Genochi moment.

Mm hmm. Genochi or what? Yeah, it's probably better. I didn't say it on here. She lays. Hey, man, you tried How's the arena out? You work?

Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I like to turn on road road road. There's a crazy event David Wardros, let's go. I'm letting the gloop go a little bit today. Today's this weekend and fun is presented by our friends over at Roeback. If you want to go over to Roeback and get 20% off everything in the store, use Washed 20 at checkout. Something tells me Davey Boy is going to be wearing a lot of Roeback this weekend coming up. I have to say, I have really been enjoying doing doing this This is the most dad part of me lately been going home getting out of my work clothes Putting on a pair of

Shorts, just tossing a row back on and getting out in the yard playing with the boys water the flowers You just get that moisture wicking going when it's this hot out, you know, I'm rocking that on the golf course It's a good feeling. Oh Dylan what's the what is the sweatshirt that you get gatecapped from everybody so we wouldn't have the same swag as you? That's like the softest sweatshirt on planet earth. Um it was it was a hoodie and it was made out of the same like tech material that the shirts are made out of. Goaded. It's awesome. Goaded. Dylan didn't tell us about it but it's like the softest thing I've ever tried. It's so light like you can wear it in the

summertime and feel great. It's badass. I love it. to row back.com use code wash 20 at checkout get 20% off your cart Tell them we sent you day or who wants Dylan who starts I usually do Go my brain farting on it. Oh, man I don't have much going on I got parks all weekend his his mother is in London until like late Sunday So we're gonna be chilling on weekend. Probably do some swimming He'll probably want to hang out with some buds. I'll probably take him to his friends house stuff like I don't know Got a plan something. I'm gonna hang out some bud this weekend. Oh, yeah. I got a plan something She's a little guy wants to do but yeah, it's pretty pretty quiet weekend for your boy got any groceries that are gonna get cooked

Maybe I might do some cooking. Yeah, I might do some cooking It's a pretty quiet weekend for your boy. Got any groceries that are gonna get cooked? Maybe, I might do some cooking, yeah. Okay. I might do some cooking, I don't know what. I just didn't know if there's anything like special on the menu this weekend. Ooh, I might do fajitas, chicken fajitas. I made fajitas for him in Port A and he ate so much.

Actually, a listener sent me. I wanna lean into that. I might do some at home fajitas this weekend. I can provide this, a listener sent me the finishing sauce recipe for a Matt's El Rancho. Really? You haven't clicked the link, have you? It's pretty gross. Oh no. Oh no. Is it? Oh man. Different kind of finishing sauce. Damn it. That's awesome. What? The he's looking. That's my reaction to

Dylan's weekend. Cooking fajitas. I need my kid to start eating fajitas. I would love it if he ate fajitas. He only eats bean and cheese tacos. That's not bad though. You're still getting some protein out of the beans. Oh yeah, and you can definitely, the best part of it is that you can just steal all the ingredients from Matt's El Rancho

when you're packing up. There's always a plate of beans and rice sitting there. You know who gives you a lot of sides is Lupe. If you order fajitas, you'll have two different kinds of beans, rice. You're good for a few days. So something to keep in mind. If you got the whole spectrum in front of you Dylan, the fajita plates just there. Are you going red pepper or green pepper?

Oh, red. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, my favorite goes orange, yellow, red, green. Orange and yellow do hit Diffy. They taste a little sweeter even though I don't know with that. My my little bit. You fuck with oxidants? It's a little bit. It's kind of crazy, dude. How about you, Davey? What's that boy getting into? Oh, well, I'm gonna be headed about an hour, nine minutes northwest of here. It's very specific. I looked at it out an hour, nine minute way. Yeah, hour, nine minute way

out to Marble Falls. Headed out to got a late invite to a golf a golf tournament deal that's some friends of ours do. Oh nice I got one of those too. We did we went and head up for it and you conceded which I thank you for but yeah it's gonna be a good time. I don't know where my games at right now. Who's the friend? It's a few friends, but Ryan. Yeah, we can't talk shit about these friends. They have their hands on our finances. Also Blaine. You know, Blaine, he's the guy who Dr Pepper and Malibu.

You mean Blake? Last time I played, but I played golf with Blake. Yeah, when I played golf with Blaine and I was scared of calling him Blake the entire time because it was in my head that Brett called him Blake. For only like the first eight holes. It's cool on my wedding day, I called somebody by the wrong name who was just at my wedding and felt bad about it the entire day. Marred my entire wedding day.

I couldn't stop thinking about it. Alyssa didn't care. She was. I forgot Brett's name twice yesterday, so it's fine. That's fine. It's forgettable. Are you worried about your game going into this? You feeling good about your game?

How's it going? Kind of in between like a, nope. It's a Ryder Cup style event, correct? Yeah, yeah, a lot of match play. Do you have partners and stuff like that? I have a team. And I don't know 90% of the people on this trip. So I'm going in and they take it very seriously.

They asked for like headshots and like a bio for a media guide. No back shots. Really? See how the weekend goes. That's cool. Yeah. But I don't know, man.

It's like you're on tour, man. I usually over prepare for these things. Like when I do my trip to East Texas or whatever, I'm like really stressing about it. This one, I'm just like... Do you have your golf bag like all set up right now? I did it last night. Yeah. You don't feel pressure to play well?

No, I do feel pressure, but like I don't... Going into it, I'm just like... If I was in your situation... I don't know. The bigger pressure is teeing off for the first time in front of a bunch of dudes you don't know. That's a very, very good point. Like that first tee shot would scare me the most out of anything the entire week.

We're just looking for the club face. We'll see about that. Exactly, exactly. But yeah, so I'm doing that. We're gonna, we're standing out at somebody's place out there and then playing a course out. Out, where is that course? Have you ever played this course? Delaware Springs?

Oh dude, nice track. Is it a good track? Yeah, it's a good track dude. Yeah, it's a good track dude. I actually know there's an all shot thing. Oh, I hate all shot. I haven't done it. I've only done it once and I have to say like a lot of pressure. It's just it's hard to

not get pissed when like the person that you're playing with if you have a lot of pressure and you're playing with a lot of pressure, you're going to be playing with a lot of pressure and you're going to be playing with a lot of pressure. You're

going to be playing with a lot of pressure. You're going to be playing with a lot of pressure. You're going to be playing with I've only done it once and I have to say like a lot of pressure it's just It's hard to not get pissed when like the person that you're playing with if you hit a good shot And then the person you're playing with hits a shitty shot after it's it's hard to not get annoyed with them During a scramble doesn't matter because it's like if you both fuck up you both fucked up, but it's like, okay I also invited a ringer to the only time I did this I I invited a golfer who's a plus like one and a half and he did not exactly show up for it.

Oh, no way. Yeah, wasn't my brother-in-law Drew. Oh, it wasn't Drew. Definitely wasn't my brother-in-law Drew who was invited to that. Oh yeah. He's been roasted for this ever since. What about you, Will?

Well, I was invited to go to this Ryder Cup thing but they didn't have a spot for me and so I just decided I'm going to stick around town out of Austin way. No, I'm just messing around. No, he had one spot open. He invited Dave and invited me as an alternate. And I was like, don't invite the alternate before the other person doesn't respond. But you got to appreciate the not at least I'm getting closer and closer to getting an official invite to something like this. And I'm very excited about it.

Friday night, I'll be hanging out with a friend that you guys know as Hot Colin. His name's Colin and he's hot. So we call him Hot Colin. Makes sense. Not really sure what we're gonna do with him, but there's been talk of fajitas. There's been talk of maybe a porch hang.

There's been talk of maybe some other stuff. We don't really know. Outside of that, your boy's not really doing too much this weekend. He's intentionally not doing anything and I'm very excited about it. I don't know. Might hop on the grill this weekend. Did have a little grill fire the other day so we might need to assess the damage from that. But you know, hey if I need if I have to do a project where I'm repairing a grill this weekend so be it. I just like getting my hands dirty sometimes on the weekend. Putting some elbow grease into some stuff.

I do feel like I'm forgetting something this weekend, but you know, my wife will remind me when I get home tonight. Okay. Sounds like a blast. Yeah. Anytime you can hang out with Colin. What, Randy?

You got something up your sleeve this weekend? Yeah, I'm gonna be going to Sausage's to celebrate his birthday. That's it! That's what I was forgetting! Yeah, you're all gonna vibe it. I'm going to Sausage's party. I'm going to Sausage's party. Are you going something up your sleeve this weekend? Yeah, I'm gonna be going to Soss's to celebrate his birthday. That's it! That's what I was forgetting! Yeah, you're all gonna find it. I'm going to Soss's party, I'm going to Soss's party. Are you going to Soss's party? I got invited, I got Parks all weekend, man.

Does he not like to get down and drink Negroni's? He's never had a Negroni, but he might like them. Yeah, I forgot about that was this weekend. I might try to find a way to swing through. Yeah, I forgot. I love me some sauce. I actually think that there's a chance that Dave, our wives might be going out to dinner together on Saturday, so I might be flying solo to Sausage's party. Can

they take parks with them so I can go to Sausage's party? Hey, can you guys pay for babysitters so that you can babysit parks while Dylan and Will go to the party? I might find a sitter. We'll see. Yeah, it needs to happen for me because I can't miss Sausage's party. I did kind of roast Dave in front of Sausage for missing Sausage's party for missing sauces party but I felt bad. No offense to sauce I was very willing to skip his party to go play golf. I felt bad and I will send him my regards. I'll bring him the bottle of wine that you bought for him. Tell me he's my absolute boy. I can't believe you got him a Nebbiolo. You know. It's ballin. I've been on that ish. I ordered a Nebbiolo just cause it sounded dope the other night.

You understand? I said it like Jason Derulo says, ridin' solo. How'd you order it? Nebbiolo. That's good. I don't think I've ever had that. Ch-ch-ch-J-O. Oh, that's a, is that technically, that's a song.

Yeah, that's a song. Oh, I'm gonna listen to Ridin' Solo this weekend. Fuck yeah. Do you think Salsa has it on vinyl? I doubt it. Okay. Well, I hope everyone else had a good weekend and fun. Should we get the hell out of here? Bye. Bye. Thank you.