Circling Back - Toiletry Malfunctions & Rock Show Dave | Circling Back 10-14-25

Episode Date: October 14, 2025

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Welcome back, it's a circling back podcast. My name's Dave. Thank you for joining us. We've got a very special episode as it's the official spooky season pregame show. It's the official spooky season pregame. Yeah. It's a little bit wacky on days like today. You know, we're a little bit loonier.

So we know that there's just so much fun shit happening. You know what I mean? It's like... Yeah, you've been crazy, dude. I walked in and you like put something on your head and you're like, whoa, look at me how crazy I have. take a picture that's posted on circling pack i didn't it did happen producer randy he's always wacky he's here that's true i'm here these pregame shows they almost like move to the beat of jazz it's like cosmic gumbo understand yeah checking my calendar here i'm not done with randy

checking my calendar i sent we're doing a show why are you on your calendar i sent an invitation to everyone in the company beers at koko's for dylan's birthday Let's see, one, two, three people have responded. One person hasn't, and his name is Dave Roth. Huh. Interesting how that works. Are you sure? Let me check it again.

Let me look. He just declined. Fix that. What? You just declined. Yeah, he's not going to be here. I just told you why I can't go. For next Friday?

Yeah. I'm going to Sonora. What's Sonora? Was I crazy? Were we not just hummon? Yeah. I was there to that? Wait, maybe you weren't here.

I don't think I was here. I don't think I was there for it. I don't think I was there for him. He's probably eating his half beef stick with more of that later. Don't cuck the runny. Where are you going to be? What's Sonora? He's cooking the runny.

What's Sonora? Oh my God. Shake, shake Sonora. Shake, I know. It's unrelated. Sonora. It's good song. Sonora, Texas.

It's out. around three and a half hours west of here way what are you going there for golf or some shit friend of a friend's ranch whatever dude no i wish i was going to buy golf and sonora that's out there fool yeah yeah yeah okay well fuck you then i swear to god we just we just went over this i wasn't there for it Dylan you were sitting right that's why i told you were sitting right that's You told you because you were like, Dave hasn't responded. Whatever. I didn't say that earlier.

I said it now on the show. Whatever, dude. Go out to Sonora. Ew, I didn't change the fact that I'm not going to be there. I heard you, Dave. Didn't Will as, whatever. Have fun with your friends, man. Randy, what's up?

I'm here. I'm going back to Randy because Dylan's over here just. You don't even think about. You are just one disappointment after another. Why don't you think about the show and think about this week and stop looking ahead to next week? One disappointment after another. Dave, we're off, everybody.

Life's a highway. I'm going to write it all night long. Someone in the chat is commenting on my shirt. Purdue is ranked number one preseason AP poll for basketball. I can't wait to be disappointed again. College basketball stinks. I said it. Now look how negative he is now because I can't go to his.

You guys both have that take. I think it's a bad take. I like college basketball. It's fun. I didn't say it stinks. I just think it's... Well, you know the NBA is... NBA is not even real basketball.

Apparently it's not. According to the lifetime locker rooms. You know what? Maybe I did say it's things. It's just very hard to watch. It's hard to like get in for the season and watch. Like are you going to, I'm putting you on the spot. Are you going to like follow Purdue from game one?

I usually try to. I mean, Purdue, it's nice that Purdue is usually good. So it's the one team in my life that is usually a good team that I can watch. I'm really going to put you on the spot. Who can I look for? If I'm, if I'm going to go watch Purdue, what am I looking for here? I don't know lawyer I think he's still in I think he's still on the team and tall fuckers not anymore no he's on the gris he go I think he's always hurt too

I think they have a new tall fucker got a huge head painter knows how to you know how to recruit these tall fuckers every year typically a lot of teams have tall fuckers that's one of the yeah you know requirements for being a center in basketball you have you a tall fucker that dude's head is so big somehow painter always gets like a a seven footer seven plus footer every year good for him again it's man maybe he could just win one this one maybe he could just win win it all one time though you know no almost one time almost did one time all right well braden smith i'm just gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna do the show a two upset hosts co-host today i mean sad producer sad dylan it's just you're just disappointing i'm

upset i mean we'll sir i'm still gonna have fun even without dave there Who are these? Dylan Chivry. Who are you going? Friends. Yeah, I got that part. Their son is friends with my son. Okay.

All right. I'm so happy to be here, man. She plays Majan with my wife. Oh, yes. I still don't know how to play that game. Why was Micah's wife playing Majan at the proper hotel last night? I don't know if you saw her story. At the proper?

At the proper? I did not see that. High class. dumping it up, man. Yeah. That's a drive for them on a Monday night for her. It was for her. Micah was back at home, just arms crossed, just punching air.

Actually, let me go ahead and update that response. There we go. Okay. I'm not even going to acknowledge it. No, you got to acknowledge it. I know. You acknowledge mine. It's only fair.

I don't even have it pulled up. Randy, what is that? Randy is just trying to be funny. I just switch it to a maybe. I love that move. Now that Dave is not going to be there. I don't know. That's actually Dave's move.

That was a... Work events. He was a maybe to literally everything when we were at Grandnecks together. No, it was anything that my consent, I would always, no matter what, I was always a maybe. And I understand

it was very unhelpful for him. But... Yeah. I'd rather you just say no, then get a maybe. It's like, all right. Would you rather me do a... Did you rather me do what Barrett does?

Barrett admits to this. What is he? Barrett, is he in the chat? I don't think so. Barrett will always, no matter what, blanket RSVP yes, just to have the option of going. Just to get it on his cow?

Yeah. Okay. Even if he's not, he's pretty sure he can't go, he's going to RSVP, yes. That's not helpful. No. No.

No. I'm going to start doing that to every wedding, even if I'm not going to go. Don't do that to wedding. Yeah, that's ridiculous. Just say yes. going to something? Does it not go on your calendar if it's a maybe? That I don't know because I really, it, Grand X didn't really look at my calendar.

I guess I could tell you right now. I was kind of on my own Cali. I was kind of all my Cali boy swag. I get my weed out from California. All right, man, good stuff from Randy today. Justin Bieber. Dylan Schvery, again. Is this like the third time I've been intro of him? Yeah, because I'm going back to you. Just to be here. Bring something. Bring something to the table. Well, the thing I brought to the table was you and the invitation and all that. And then, you know, you just made it like super uncomfortable in here. So we're going to move on from it. How did I make it uncomfortable?

Why not going? I'm just kidding. I'm going to be out around West Texas way. I'll get the boys there. Go. Randy might even show up. Once you invite sauce. It's on there.

Talk to him about three four. It's on there for maybe. Talk to him on a three, four defense. Once you expose him about that dream he has, he's dreaming about us. Got to text for, I got to text him. sauce just now who's in ireland by the way i had this insane dream last night that you and dave sat me down and told me that Oregon can't run a four down front anymore that they have to switch to a three four defensive front in order to win the natty i do not know where that came

from but i can't stop laughing just insane and i said that wasn't a dream them boys need to switch it up he goes no way it wasn't a dream i said sauce it was a dream dude we didn't have this conversation that was probably oh i was scared and that's that just talking balls with James. They got kind of bodied by Indiana. Yeah. They did. Indiana, man.

What a program. It seems like Ohio State does clearly seem to be like the best team in the country, but they even feel pretty beatable to me. I think it's anybody's Natty, Dave. It's because they only beat an archmanning led team by a touchdown? I just don't think that their offense is super explosive. I haven't watched a second outside. of the Texas game of them yeah sorry they can be got i'm a i'm a o g i'm an original big 10

ball guy i only watch like oregon i watch like good just fucking hard-nosed big 10 teams like oregon you're an original big 10 guy that's why you watch oregon who was formerly of the pack 12 right okay pack 10 yeah that's right got it what they brought to the big 10 is just was just much needed and that's just yeah they have some of that um although they did get just manhandled by indiana they did i will say at home too tough scene man it is tough scenes a good that's a good indiana team kurt signetti is that the fellow's name out there in indiana that's the hot name for pen state some of that you know in state's open yeah mat rule um also up there we're going to talk ball thursday that's all the ball talk for today that's all you're going to get

Yeah. So if you're hoping to not here, Ball, you're in a lot. It's a lot. Because we got beef stick working here a little bit. I got, yeah. Oh, yeah. We got spooky today. Yeah. I'm trying to save some, keep some in the tank for that. You never know what's going to happen. You never know who's going to join us on spooky. Dave has told me about the character he's doing. I'm not going to reveal it, obviously. But I'll just say I'm excited to see what he's got cooked up.

How about that, Randy? He hasn't told me either. well he has told me i just yeah so either wouldn't have worked sorry my mic just went weird you got well you don't hear through your mic so i hear my own self oh god you guys keep talking i'll figure this how what happened what happened dog oh my mic is only in the left channel right now so people can only hear on the left side uh you're so left brain once you add the right channel too folks we're already on the right channel um i'll do this for randy guys Go to at Do You Know It Show on Instagram, add it, follow it, like all the stuff.

It's good stuff. Subscribe to our Patreon, circling back podcast on Patreon. You probably, you need to do it. Go just go opto tier, get spooky season. The good thing about spooky season is if you listen to last week's banger, you can listen to the days, it will be a banger. And you're going to be like, damn, dude, I don't want to wait until next week. You can just go back and listen to old ones.

You got a backlog of spooky. I don't remember a lot of the old spooky season stuff. So I'm going to assume that even like the most staunch day one opto backer is going to remember or not remember some of those stories and go back and like, damn, forgot about this one. That's crazy that that guy went to Leaky Texas and his boy camp was haunted or something like that. Don't call it Leaky. Was it Lakey? Lakey. You, okay.

Real Texas heads should know that. I don't remember. I got a buddy named Will who's from there. Not that Will. Well, he's going to be unhappy with you. He is. He's Will with 1L. Um, but yeah, go check it out.

Go subscribe to that and go to our substack, washout substack.com. New blogs drop every Friday. It'll be in your inbox Friday morning. Gives you something to read. I'll probably read all three of those blogs. And I don't know. If you read like a normal person, probably like six or seven minutes or Dylan style, maybe an hour.

Yeah. yeah it's true you got it there buddy he doesn't oh no i guess it's just a david and dillan show the rest of the way oh no well i'll tell you this much i went to the hymnacio this morning i was on the uh that means gym you understand yeah i was on the air bike just getting a little like a little he it a little he it H-I-I-T. Yeah. Yeah.

I was getting one of them's in, and I was doing it in my Fabletics. I went to the gym this morning as well. Oh, God, you're always copying me, dude. Chelsea has asked me not to wear my cutoff Fabletics shirt to the gym, as it attracts too much attention from a lot of, from guys and girls, honestly. Really? They're like, fuck. This dude.

That's weird because she never said anything to me about wearing it. She's totally cool me with this dude over here with these arms. There's fucking bulging everywhere. Dude, when you're like us and you live in active wear, you can never have enough. But the good stuff usually costs a fortune. That's why we love fabletics. We get pieces that feel premium and perform like expensive brands without the crazy price tag. Here's the deal.

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understand what you're doing yeah yeah because you were just wearing it to work i looked so good that's the thing about fabletics you can wear it to the gym but you can wear it to work too their t-shirts fit really well they're dialed really well i like the one jogger that's a comfy jogger i wear around the house um i feel like It feels unreal to even say, like, how good this deal is. But I'm going to do it. Tell the folks about it. Treat yourself to gear that looks good, feels good, and doesn't break the bank with Fabletics.

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Are you sure about that? For now. For now. For now, I am back. Flatletics, go get some. Welcome back, dude. I'm so back. So Will did kind of a sorry thing.

He put this on the rundown and then he's just not in here. We don't have to talk about it. No, we do. I think we do. Because today was the day we said goodbye to something that's been a staple in this office for at least three weeks. That's been that long. It's felt like it. Dude, I think it might have been.

It's been a while. I don't know why this is occupying so much real estate in your brains. It's not just me. So sometimes Chelsea packs me a launch, which is cute, by the way. Sometimes she leaves me a little Oreo in a nice note. Oh, yeah? What's the notes say? Do you eat the note?

Hey, hope you have a great day, babe. Does she do a lipstick kiss on it? Enjoy the cookie. Are you sure that wasn't for me and Dave? Yeah. Does she kiss it with lipstick? No, she doesn't. I don't think she wears lipstick to work.

Anyway. Oh, what if she does? just don't know um about two weeks ago she packed my lunch it was great and she gave me a little bonus beef stick oh just a little snack just a little you know protein play and i was like you know what i was i was i had a full tom tom isn't that your icebreaker on tinder a bonus beef stick anyway um carry on yeah they like that one yeah and so i just i just, I, I wasn't ready to eat the beef stick. So since my lunch was already in the fridge, it was an unopened beef stick. Unopened, yeah, in the wrapper. And I just left it in the fridge

on the shelf. Like, I'm just going to enjoy this later. I know the beef sticks don't need to be refrigerated. Like, that seems to be pretty common sense, but it's not only that they don't need to be. It's just that literally no one has ever done that. Right. But since my lunch was already in the fridge, I just left it in there with my lunch. And then? And then it sat there. And then this morning. I said, you know what? I could use a little protein right now. I worked out this morning. Not in Fabletics, as I mentioned. By the way, it's not just a beef stick. It's a half beef stick. It's like a four to five inch beef stick. It's like a little snack. It's not like a full slim gym. It's just like a little guy. It's the tiniest beef stick you've ever seen. It's a little

fella. It's a little snack. It's a little snack stick. And that's really the extent of the situation. And these guys, for some reason, they can't, they can't move past it. It's just one of the funniest things to see in your fridge, would you open it? There are funnier things you could see in your fridge. It was on the top shelf, so it's the first thing you see. It's eye level. It was there for like three weeks. And if I added it to the box with the snacks, it would have gone into the general population

that you guys would have eaten it. So you knew that it was mine. I'll be honest, dude. The juice is not worth the squeeze. Like, just having to undo the plastic just to get like that three inch beef stick. It took me three seconds open it. Not worth it. It's so easy to open.

And then the fact that you ate it with your hands tied behind your back in like one big gulp. I didn't do that. I did not do that. It's just not how normal people would eat it. Did you put it up your nose? No. I just ate it, man. It took me like three bites.

Does you ever know that kid in, like, elementary school that would put like funny things in his nose? Thought he was doing a crayon. Thought he was doing a high level comedy. Yeah. He put a crown in his nose. You ever have a kid who'd get like an eraser stuck up their nose? Yeah. And you can't get it out.

Like a pencil eraser. Yeah. Yeah. You ever the kid that would flip his eyelids inside out? Oh, I hated that kid. No, I never did that kid. Creep me out, dude. Yeah, that was creepy.

I don't like that. No, that ain't cool. Why would he do that? How do you realize you're allowed to do that? It looks creepy as hell. It does look really creepy. Did it require using hands? Yeah, you use.

I mean, like, doctors do can flip an inside out for, like, checking underneath your eyelids. They do that. It's just, it's gross. And it feels weird, too, because I've had it done to me at the eye doctor. But, ugh. During Parks' last baseball game, we're in the dugout, and I shared a riddle with the squad. And it became a huge distraction in the middle of the game, and I regret it regretted doing it. Wait a minute. What do you mean? Are you like the bench coach?

Are you freaking Smeagle? I'm just one of the coaches. Okay, but like... They were talking riddles, and their riddles stonk, honestly. Did you tell them the file? Do you know? it for the Thursday riddle that's a great i don't want them follow on you on instagram yeah and i shared this riddle and they were they just surrounded me they were like dude they were trying to guess it now they were way off and uh they're like dude just tell us just tell us like guys we have a game we got

to focus on the game they were crowding around me it became a huge thing i was like guys and i finally had to tell them just they get off my ass okay yeah are you concerned that if you tell us the riddle we'll be distracted the rest of the podcast no no you'll probably have heard the riddle Dillon's Riddle of the Week It's the guy who needs to get across the river He has a small boat He only bring he has three pets It's like the chicken wolf and the

Yeah I use I use bear dog chicken Doesn't matter which kind of animals you use You can only bring one across at a time The bear eats if left alone The bear eats the dog If left alone the dog eats the chicken But the bear will not eat the chicken How do you get them across safely?

You'd be surprised Because there's a lot of evidence a lot of footage of bears being scared of dogs. Okay. Just because of like the natural predator, the wolves back in the day, because typically the dogs, you know, pack of wolves. For the sake of the rattle, though. Depends on what kind of bear, honestly.

For the sake of the riddle. I'm sure a bear would also eat a chicken. Was it a polar bear? That doesn't matter. How big is the boat? It doesn't matter. Wait. It's only big enough to carry one animal.

You couldn't let Dylan be on the boat because he would choke the chicken. a zing gotcha you understand yeah i understand all right so what is this riddle i'm sorry i know the riddle i know he's talking about you bring the dog across first

you leave the bear and chicken alone you come back you grab another one doesn't matter which one you bring this time let's say just grab the bear you bring the bear back oh you would do that but when you come back you have to bring the dog back over where the chicken was and then you take the chicken come back, get the dog that way those animals are never left alone, the ones that eat each other.

So we're assuming that the bear doesn't eat the chicken? Yeah. Yeah, that's the riddle. The thought process is that you usually don't think that you'll take one back on the journey back and that's that's the riddle. It's a little logic puzzle more than anything. Just basic strategy.

Cool. Yeah. And that was that, man. The kids did any of them get close no so so what if it was like they were like is a river shallow enough to walk across like do you're not

you're not it's not clocking to you there's no trick just a just straight up strategy play what if we change it to instead of the three animals one was a beef stick one was Dylan and one was a hard boil egg like we can leave Dylan

the beef stick on the one shore because we know three weeks he's not going to eat it okay it's good but that hard boil a he's going to he's going to just suck that down oh god yeah you put a hard old egg in front of me it's it's a goner now all you have to do is put a photographer on the boat because dylan won't eat that he won't touch that egg if he knows for somebody with a camera that's true i don't trust anybody um that's funny that you're just out there like keeping the kids in line with riddles i also did uh this trick to him oh that that says a look it's

crazy. And they were like, dude, what? Then they all started trying it. And again, it distracted the whole team. Could any of them do it? No. I can't do it. Roads just learned how to snap. I had a hard time doing it with this thing in my mouth, this breaker. Can't do it right now for some music. I mean, you're doing it. I can hear it. There we go. Pretty good. I can't do that. I want to push back on something from earlier. I've got real hobbies. I put my beef sticks and beef jerky in the fridge. It says on the packaging for better freshness. There we go. I do. Wow, Dylan, vindicated.

You don't need to, but I do. So I guess you should apologize. Well, no, I will also, it's like a big bag of it that'll eat in the course of three weeks. Wait, you're talking beef jerky? Yeah, even beef jerky. So you put it in the fridge after you open the big bag? After open the big bag. That's completely different. This is an unopened

piece of half a piece of piece of turkey. I guess that's true. Not vindicated. You thought you had an ally, but I just killed that It's cooked. Now it's just you and me, Cowboys. Yeah, here's just dehydrated. I'm you Hucklebearer. We can move on from the beef talk. No, no, no.

Whenever you already. I love them. I will always have beef jerky or beef sticks at my place. I don't hate them. Obviously, I buy them, so I know I'll eat one. It's just like a bag of beef jerky will give me just hella burps. Yeah. One time I had a coworker call me out for bringing a bag of Jackson, Link,

terriaki beef jerky and she's like i can smell that bag and i'm like six feet from you didn't dan eat a whole palette of beef jerky when you guys got it and like grand x yeah shouts i don't know if they're still around chela was basically just feeding dan old gambler do you remember that when uh old gambler sent us i think they were fans and they sent us a bunch at the lodge that was some good beef jerky that's actually my spooky season character today oh yeah yeah dan's lunch was just whatever was available in the break room whatever had protein in it yeah he was That was his. You got at the point where Kayla would unload groceries and be like, all right, Dan, just fucking chill.

Just give it. Why don't you just, calm down? Waiting for her to arrive? Just immediately. She hadn't even shut the fridge. And he's just like, well, take that. Oh, some Greek yogurt. Yeah, don't mind if I do.

Dan is the target audience for dog food, spells a WG. They need to. Oh, yeah. You're exactly right. Dan needs to get some dog food. Dog food. All right, well, I hope it was worth it. That little half stick.

It's going to get me through this episode, man. Did you tell Chelsea you ate it? That's not the kind of information I need to report back to her. I'll text her. I let her know. She was wondering. She's been asking. Yeah, she just doesn't need to know about that kind of stuff.

You know, she probably assumed I ate it two weeks ago when she put it in my lunch box. He has lunchbox. Yeah. Just sneak out. Oreo in for me. My mom used to give me a nestly, Crunch Bar. Oh.

I love it. I know it's a basic candy, but like, I see Crunch Bar went kind of hard in fourth grade. Yeah. Facts. Those are good. Apparently ever brought lunch to school, which is interesting because I bring lunch to work every single day.

You never brought lunch to school? I was very much a just hot lunch. Oh, man. I make Parks lunch every morning. The only time I did lunch to schools when we were going out of field trip. Otherwise, yeah. I love the lunch line. Ooh.

hey explain are y'all watching baseball yeah explain what happened last night okay significant i watch the game but just for the folks in home we don't know never see anything like it before and all my years watching baseball okay this was the dodgers brewers it was uh the dodgers up to bat bases loaded one out okay someone hits a deep drive to the center field like up against the wall the center fielder jumps to make the catch it pops out of his glove hits the wall pops back into his glove so it's still a live it's a live ball the guy's not out why do you have a smirk on your face like you have something you're going to make nothing i'm thinking i'm trying to think of this i'm imagining it because i didn't keep going

and in real time in real time it's hard to tell that the ball bounced out of his glove and hit the wall so the runners assumed that he caught it so they retreated back to their bags the guy in third base he was a little late figuring out what happened so he ran home why are you smiling just keep going I'm just listening and so

center fielder fires it in shortstop cutoff man fires at home force out at home the runner's on first and second again they still think the guy caught in the air so they went back to their bag so the catcher then

just walks to basically walks to third base for the double play. So it wasn't even a hit. It wasn't even ruled a hit because they got to force out. So it was an 8-6-2 put out unassisted double play.

Is that like a first of its kind? I don't know. I've never seen it. I don't know. I've never seen anything like it. Why? Like what was so unique about it? It was a double play

that went 400 feet. eat. Okay. But like, how long did it take? How long did it take? Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. Like, did it happen quickly? I did not see it. It probably, the whole thing probably transpired in about 20 to 30 seconds. Okay. Is that significant? I don't know. I'm just asking. What are you up to? No, there's just a very funny comment in the, uh, in the chat right now. It is, uh, do you think the guy in third wasn't paying attention because he was too busy thinking of riddles? maybe maybe so

okay no I just didn't get why everybody was talking about it yeah it was just unique it was it was unique the center filler after you threw it in

and they were trying everyone was just like there's a lot of confusion okay and he could read it so he goes what the fuck just happened yeah

as his teammate was trying to explain to him what had happened okay yeah pretty unique situation I'd never seen it before so the wall

is considered the ground in baseball no not exactly not exactly well maybe i don't know if a ball if you catch a ball off the wall like the green monster for example in finway if you catch it off the wall that's not an out that's a that's a live ball gotcha do you typically take this long what is he doing i don't know no i'm asking you you're trying to set up with the next no no i'm not i'm just asking you a question about they typically take this long like i'm just I'm curious, like, because everybody was like, oh, my gosh, this is the craziest play.

And then I don't know, like this double play, this one in particular. No, they don't typically take this long because the ball's not typically coming from 400 feet away when you're throwing it in. All right. You sent me a clip of it. It says longest DP. And I'm not going to click. You had me explain a baseball play for a few minutes to get to that. What?

What are you doing? a pod trying to do a show here that was the end of the inning by the way dang no run scored pretty wild golly man i know man if it were me and i had that video of that highlight i would make a website on squarespace and post it's a good idea

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When you're ready to launch, use offer code Steam to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Well, I guess we've got to do what everybody's tuned. in for the toiletry malfunctions draft or ranking whoever ranking really we've all been wanting this we've been champing at the pit yeah man um i had a mail function in in the toiletry department today let's hear about it and i am going to argue this is the goat or wote depending on how you look at it whoa this is the worst of all time toiletry mail function okay okay And not only that, it happened to me in the worst possible place, and it's the gym locker room. Honestly, I was nude when this happened, which makes it even worse.

You had a toilet tree malfunction while nude. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I'm surprised that you perform this while nude instead of just putting some britches on first. You're right. I get that because you'd think, like, this doesn't, you don't need to be nude. Because we...

You only need to be half nude for this act. Where team minimized the nudity when possible? I know. It was weird, though. I was in there. I'm not that team. No way. What?

I'm not that team. Your team always nude. Yeah. Never nudes? Get out of here. Are you t-shirt and the nude guy? Like t-shirt in the locker room guy? No.

Like poo bear? Mm-hmm. No, I don't poo bear. I just, I'll, I'll just do it fast. You know, I'm not trying to hang out with my thing out. That's what it was. actually Dylan's uh invitation for beers on for his birthday was hang out with you the hang out i'm sorry i'm gonna miss that yeah did you see my rsvp i'm a maybe to that though don't worry

yeah dude yeah so here's the deal come back from the shower toweling off get my underarms good and dry grab my deodorant stick pop off the top start screwing the bottom or unscrewing you know what I'm saying to the left trying to get more of it pushing the thing push bopping it and I'm like I look at it and I can see I'm like oh getting low I have to put that on the list arm up left arm first go the fucking thing just falls off on the ground you didn't did you get to finish your application did you pick it up it landed Deodorants stick down on the gym locker room floor and I looked at it and I bent over again nude more of a squat I don't really hip hinge in the nude for a number of reasons right not trying to get people free hamstring

view sure um and I just said no fuck this is going on the trash we're not doing this now the gym does have a spray bottle of deodorant it's not great but I used it I was just like I can't I can't bring myself to put this under my arm i would go the entire day knowing that my underarm was just jim locker room that's not a cent they sell at the store no gym locker room floor gym locker room floor no like cremo's not selling that no i wouldn't buy it oh mando mando good call with the updated sponsor alert again they're probably just not doing that no i you know what that one is bad i i could think of some other bad ones too though so i go ahead This one I always have fear of, the electric razor running out of batteries halfway through shaving.

Yeah, that's a good one. That's happened to me on a body shave before. Oh, I've had that half my body shave and like half my chest is like trimmed. Yeah, it looks like I'm doing like a spring break bit or a spifkin. I was at the gym once with Fulton and Rourke, you know, old sponsor alert. Fulton oil and gas? Yeah, Fulton and Rourke. and it was the body wash it was a brand new i literally had never used it before brand new container

bottle of the body wash i took it into the shower with me i dropped it immediately and no the whole the head just snapped it like snapped off and so i knew that i was never going to be able to close this again yeah so i was like i'm just going to use this entire thing of body wash during this one shower that's no what i just I just had fun with it. I just fucking just, wow. And all, dude, there was so much Fulton and Rourke in there. I think they could smell it from like out in the workout area.

Did Fult and Roark catch one of this? And that's why they decided to not. I was so bummed. They didn't re-o? I did, like, I loved their products and it smelled so good. I weirdly still have some of the wax-based clones. You know, like the first time you open like a new, you know, product. Like, ooh, I'm excited to use this for the first time.

Very much so. It's a great feeling. It's a great feeling. You want to conserve it You can make it last And I just dude I just like I'm never going to be able to close this again So I just

Did you smell extra good I smelled great man I was so clean Was it a pump top I got every crevice I think it was the half They'll pop the thing up Like you push it to pop it open

One of those And that broke? The whole thing just the whole top just shattered Yeah Oh Yeah smelled great in there though That's that's real bad

It was a tough scene I'll throw Running out of shampoo I feel like or body wash like the little and there's like a one little dolly

like that's not enough and now I'm in the shower I'm all wet how am I supposed to go get a replacement You gotta know that going in and it's not enough dog you gotta feel the weight

of that bad boy something though you think you have more than you thought that thing falling off it's just like I went because you know I have it vertical

and then I turn it a little horizontal and it's just going in and it just goes boop yeah it's not you do the noise with your mouth there it is that's the noise it made for some reason there's a good one

probably is a good one it's just very defeating and then you pick it up and you're getting like some clumps of it on your finger it's just the whole thing you know and there's there's bigger issues in the world but this this one to me relative to me that one that one hurt sorry that happened to you dave did i tell you this isn't a toilet tree bell function so i have my headphones are wireless their Samsung um and they're buds right and they've got the little case pop open the case there they are uh i was going got done my workout like a month ago go pop it open and somehow like my hand was shaken and they both just fell out they hit the ground not only did they hit the ground but like the bud part like over the ear just they just exploded and they

went like in there's like four different pieces in all different directions and there was guys in there helping me look for it oh and it was just like humiliate i was just like dudes i told him i go this is worst case scenario i'm really sorry it was bad yeah they did design a uh an air pod case if you drop it they don't it and fire them out like 50 feet dude it was in both directions i didn't find one of the buds so now i only use one bud i only use one headphone my left are you serious dead serious you like brad mcmillard Very much like Brad McMillan, yeah I'd rather have zero than one

I can't do one You know what? I kind of like doing one Because I can kind of hear I can hear what's going on around me It makes me look a little bit more approachable Until I turn to the other side And they're like, oh, you're locked in Does this guy want me to talk to him or not

Because he can still hear me But he's also listening to music Yeah The answer is no Unless you want to like Share a machine or something I like it. I like,

I don't mind it. I like camaraderie. I like making friends at the gym. I don't go out of my way to do it. It was bad, man. It was tough. I had a situation where you like not,

you like have to pick something up three times in a row. I had this happen when I was like mini golf. I think like the mini, the little pencil fell off the table and like went to go reach down, put it up as I was putting it back where it was. I knocked something else off. And then I had to go pick that up. And as I was betting down,

my sunglasses that were in my front pocket fell out too and I was just like I hope no one's fucking watching me right now this is embarrassing shit um yeah just like just cause it just looked like the biggest clutz ever yeah you get those little lapses um

that was okay because I was concussed from getting hit in the head with a golf ball that didn't leave a mark or nothing I was surprised it didn't it was it was clearly I mean it was just a hard ball so like it hurt a little bit but it definitely wasn't hard enough to like really cause any damage leave the ball or anything.

But yeah, I didn't even know what happened at first. Dude, you got hit in the head with a putter. A ball that came off of a putter.

No, it's a tough scene, man. You don't see that very often. No. Did you expose a flaw in their design? Did you let them know? Like, hey. I'm telling you, man, we went to that hole

where it happened. I'm like, there's, it's like how, you couldn't even try to do it. I don't think Bryson, Bryson would probably have to hit that shot a thousand times

before he was able to do it. You could probably get him do it like have you told him about this he would probably go set up shop there and all right bryson if you're listening i'll i'll stand exactly where i was we'll put a dummy and you hit here until you can hit me in the head off this that would be a really tough way to go at the mini golf place yeah you'd be like oh he tripped and hit his head or like someone like was taking full swings with a putter and just smoke no ball hit a loop too hard yeah this is coming off a couple months ago where he or his knee at laser tag.

You get hurt in the, why do you get hurt at the ultimate child? Yeah, children's. I'm never going to see-sies with you. Children's entertainment venues. Don't go to Gaddies with Randy. I'm not going to go do bumper cars

anything. I'm going to get severe whiplash or something. Roads went to a birthday party over the weekend at the mountain, or not the mountain, but the rock climbing place on Westgate. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. You know I'm talking about.

Yeah, yeah. They've got like a full gym in there. Parks has done a summer camp there. I've been in there a few times. Yeah. I didn't go, but I heard it was sick. Also, a public gym, too. You can... Yeah. Yeah.

It is kind of sick. Interesting. You know what else is sick? My shirt today. Sure is, dude. Do you know what this shirt is? It says poncho right there. I think that's a poncho shirt. I love... Poncho outdoors. I love poncho, David.

This is just the... I think this is the Western. I've been a poncho fan for years, man. Short sleeve. They've got this in long sleeve. They've got... You can get a similar shirt, but it's made out of denim. all their shit is just great this is kind of my this has been my go-to shirt since they sent it to me all summer when i go on like a guy's trip if it's like a for not really doing anything we're just hanging out during the hangout part of the the trip i'm just wearing this just comfy i flew in this i love it uh their flannels for fall are looking most dope uh wicks sweat dries fast ready for the

outdoors i feel like you might be a good candidate for the flannel uh yeah i I own a flannel of theirs, and I absolutely love it. When I go to Sonora here next weekend, when I'm not drinking beers with you because I'm in West Texas, I'll probably be, oh, absolutely be wearing poncho. What am I talking about? You should bring the Marfa. Oh, no, any of the Marfa? The light denim pearl snap button down. Okay.

Fantastic. I've got that one, too. It's fantastic. All their stuff. It just holds up. Like I said, I've been wearing this one often. I don't really sweat in it, even though I'm wearing bootleg, lifetime gym deodorant, I'm not really sweating in this.

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slash steam get you $10 off for your end free shipping when they ask how you heard about them let them know circling back sent you oh what next I'm going to a concert tonight why aren't you going you were invited uh turnstile right I don't even know what kind of music turn style does man all their their songs are all caps what kind of music is turn style um i don't think you would like them i don't think i would either it's a little edgy i also just don't really enjoy concerts okay so this is there's two things two strikes against the two things working also it's a school night so that's three things working against me i don't like i don't like to go step out much on a school randy why don't you go you want to go uh no i'm hanging out

Jaybone playing disc golf tonight. God damn. Why is he not doing the show this week? He's going to be really busy with, he's in town for AF1 stuff for the race this weekend. He apparently, like, has no time to do anything else other than all the stuff that they have. So you're going to get to do a hot lap?

I wonder. I'm going to ask him. I'll ask him tonight of all the stuff he has to do. Okay. So I'm picking him up from the airport and he's staying with me tonight, but then he has a hotel the rest of the time. Well, okay. Anyway, I'm going to the show tonight.

will's going to go and uh what's the venue uh moody amphitheater somehow i've no clue where it is or what it is other than it is an amphitheater we need to stop naming things moody in this town dude what's going on it's it's out of control i don't i know about where it is but i couldn't i couldn't drive straight to it i've never been okay it's like uh it's near the capital no Yeah, I think so You're the Capitol All right Well, here's the deal

Am I getting the pit You can love someone You can throw bows I think they have a very They know they do They have a very active pit Turnstile A lot of stage diving too

I probably won't do that Don't do that I got a kid You're too old to stage dive I've never done that In my life That's honestly I would say that's a regret it's not a regret i've never even been like i've been to a lot of shows a lot of

stages having shows never been like man i'd love to get up there and do that i think they go wrong sometimes you know you got to you got to have a lot of faith in the people that are below you stage diving does look sick but i will at least like to have tried to crowd surf at some point you got to be careful i mean yeah last time i saw someone crowd surf they got covid but also you specifically need to be careful crowdsurf people are going to be grabbing my booty is that what you're You're crushing people with that big dumper here. That's true. Can you imagine?

Do you see something get passed over you and it's Randy? I'm getting out of the way if he's jumping at me. No offense, dude. I like to crowd surf. I don't know. But, you know, I think I'm 31 past the crowd surfing days. Yeah, I think that cut. I think you can still crowd surf at 31.

I don't know, dude. I feel like you're cut off for crowd surfing is like 22. 22? I'm arguably like 18. Yeah. you're getting passed around a crowd a top of the crowd by hands yeah somebody reaches in steals your wallet i mean i think tries to use your card and find out you're already like overdrafted you at 41 could still do it really why because i'm tiny no because it's just is that what it is

that what it is people to support you oh you don't think i already have a support network to lift you up oh you think people don't lift me up you don't think i got a squad to gas me up never mind you to write your tool. Use his better help. People passing me around because I'm a tiny boy. I didn't call you a tiny boy. I don't think it's about size.

You think people pass me around? Use me. I just think you could still, like you could let, we could do someone who's 95. You think I'm getting? I don't know, I think it is about size.

No one's passing Zach Edy around and then crowd surfing. That fucking head? You need a lot of folks? You think I'm going to get passed around like the village bicycle? Yeah. Is that what you're saying?

You think I'm a little, that's not what I'm saying. You think he's going to be a joint at a party at a snoop dog party You could I mean we could theoretically An old bag of bones

We could lift that old fucker up His frail frame And just pass gently Pass him You know And he's why we invited you And he's 95 years old I done got passed around

They don't crowd surf me dealing That old timer who pulled the piece on me We could crowd surf his ass And then throw him out Fucking back door He'd probably pull that thing out That's that fucking guy's problem, man. I don't know, dude, but he definitely punked you in that interaction.

He did, but I wasn't asking for any smoke. I know, but you got it. I like to see that guy interact with the walkie-talkie construction worker. That would probably end in an incident. Yeah, that's going to be in the local news if they cross each other. Not in a good way. Yeah, so wish me luck. I'm going to the show tonight.

I'm excited. Someone said that they went in San Diego and said, get in the pit it's worth it oh but bet that was perfect weather wasn't it cool san diego i'm sure there's like a nice marine layer and a beautiful sunset fuck off dude you might get elbowed though oh yeah i'm not gonna get in the

who's going you and will just me and will one of his buddies who may or may not like apparently the last turnstile show he went to broke his leg sick it's not that sounds like a bad in the pit yeah fuck yeah are you gonna are you gonna like mix it up in there no Probably, no, probably not. Unless, like, for some reason, I find myself, like, in the pit by accident.

Like, if a pit forms around me, I mean, I'm like, uh-oh. It's just people bumping in each other, right? No, one's throwing fucking, fucking, like, I don't know. It's not like a fucking, like. Is it a push pit? Because I've seen, like, they're, like, their pits look a little more serious than, like, a blink pit, turnstile. The pits are serious, but, like, it's very positive pit. It's not like a walk around looking for somebody.

It's not like a positive pit. Where they're just throwing hands. be cool in here we're keeping it positive see you just don't understand posy vibes throw no one's ever accused you of being a posse throw a haymaker just see what happens i'm just not gonna do that people 41 last thing i need is to go to jail for just sucker punching a kid it's not jail if it's if it's in a pit yeah it's no it is it's like international rules apply it's like it's like you sign it's like an unwritten waiver uh-huh you know you it's like agreed upon next thing no it would what happened is they would stop the show me who the fuck

hey asshole get the fuck out of our show and everybody like yeah crowd surf his ass out of here i thought i was at the show i thought we were doing the pit where we punched people is that guy that smells like lifetime deodorant get him out of here fuck that guy spooky season sucks now what you listened uh you won't find me in a pit dog no you wouldn't last no Because I'll be punching fools, man I'll be laying people out Now you'd be like Somebody would bump you and you'd be like

You know what I'm gonna go I'm gonna go pull up next to that guy And tell him why he shouldn't have done that And the guy would pull a gun out And you'd be like, whoa, hey Why'd you escalate the interaction like that? That's what you would do I talk just like that

That's Dylan's real voice outside the podcast So everyone Dave did a pretty good impression What wait man This guy pulled a gun on me It's not cool Are you gonna drink? Yeah

Pussy Might do some weed Pussy Marijuana It's Tuesday now I don't really want to drink I hear you I it's the kind of show

I don't need to be Zooted up to enjoy Sure Okay It is Taco Tuesday Let's see what the Taco Bell app has Plus like I'm gonna be drinking a lot

In Sonora next weekend When I'm just fucking out there dude Oh Me drinking like Probably have some German beers we're having German beers what it what at Coco's man

Coco's Bavarian beerhole when are you all going to that we've already been over this Tell me more about this double play I don't I think I've talked about it enough Well that was a fun fun podcast folks

Sure was Dave And I'm looking forward to Spooky season which is later today Ooh I brought my Michael Myers costume up here, showed you. I don't think it's wearable because the mask, you can't really talk through it very well. Yeah. What's the problem?

The Putin mask was a hard. It's got a small mouth hole. Is it a hole? It's a small little slit in the mouth. It's a mouth slit in the mask, and it's hard to talk through it. You understand? We've tried masks on spooky season before, and they just didn't really. Yeah.

Didn't I wear? What did I wear once? Villan wore the Putin one, and the audio was not great. Oh, I did wear a Putin mask. That's right. Huh. Yeah. We'll figure something out.

I'm excited to see what you're going to be. And Dave and I are already cooking up at least one new sound effect for it today. So we can't wait for that. You know the boys are cooking. Yeah. Check out spooky season. It is, uh, it's, it's worth the $5. investment. This has been the

official spooky season pregame show. Yes. I've seen a couple of comments of this in the chat before we go. People are wondering if we're going to watch the chair company. I'll probably start it soon. What did it come out? It came out two days ago. It's out? Yeah. I think it's a show.

The first episode I think premiered two days ago. I'll watch it. I got nothing else to watch. It's on Netty? HBO, I believe. Oh. Dude, I'm all the way in. Anything Tim Robinson said, I'm going to give it a shot. That's a promise. So there you go, folks. We will start it and let you know what we think. There you go, folks. All right. See you for spooky season. Bye-bye.

You know,