Circling Back - Too Much Celsius at The Frat Theme Party

Episode Date: September 18, 2024

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We are coming day after day. We are coming. All right, we're back. Circling back podcast. We're in the Wash Media headquarters in Austin, Texas. My name is will to freeze to my left David rough I've been reading about the United Kingdom's most prolific female shoplifter who steals in disguise She just got caught. It was her 171st conviction

How she not in jail Tanya little she's 43. She's been arrested almost 400 times 171 convictions 150 of which are Well, that's just a real bad pop-up. Yeah for shoplifting and she's now been banned from a number of shops Yeah, that makes sense. I mean you that getting arrested that many times has to be a strain on the local police force Can we ban her from the watch media shop? Well, it's a it's an e-shop. So we don't sell either. We could ban her IP address,

but then she could use, what's it called? A VPN. And she could take that VPN and she could access it. You understand what I'm saying? Wait, so there's a way that you can take something and put your geographic location elsewhere so you can reach banned websites I think yeah that Oh, I see where you're going with this dylan chivalry. He little pervert

Hey, man What so happy to be here what happened there? Yeah, don't call people perverts that aren't perverts, dude. He's talking about the uh, The uh, the pornhub band in tex ban in Texas. I don't think I was. I don't know anything. I think you were. I think we know you about that. Sally has child settings on my phone. You have child settings on your phone?

Yeah. I'm not allowed to access certain websites. Is that why you bring your laptop home every day? No, I do that because I work at home sometimes. Oh, okay. Yeah. Um, I've decided to bring cigarettes to Kentucky. Oh!

And I'm gonna smoke at least one of them. I'm not, I'm gonna be accessing a VPN vaping. You're gonna vape? Probably not, actually. Oh, vaping, that's good. Didn't you buy a new Dave bar? Yeah, I've been on that D bar. What's in the D bar?

If you see Dave in the crowd this weekend, give him a hit of your Dave bar. And tell him Dave sent you. Tell me that. Is that like a, is that a weed situation? Yeah, it's a marijuana vape. Marijuana cigarette vape. It could just be a nicotine vape.

That's why I asked. It's a combo play. Okay. Wow, it's like a spliff in like vape form. It's a blunt. It's a vape blunt.. Wow, it's like a spliff in like vape form. It's a blunt. It's a vape blunt. Has anyone cornered that market? Can we do that?

Can we start making wash bars? People are gonna think it's soap though. Gonna be letting their little kids hit it. That could be the play. It's like a, it's like shaped like a little dove bar. Yeah, it's not very pocket friendly. You know what? You're just negative.

You don't have any ideas. All you do is shoot down my vape ideas. I just, if it was a good idea, I would jump on it, man. I just, I don't know. Anyway, I'm pretty excited about this trip we have coming up. Are you? Yeah. I got the day before, uh, Excites or whatever you want to call them.

The day before Excites. Yeah. I don't know if that's what we're gonna call it. Yeah. You should make an Instagram account called the day before Excites. It's about just the night before you go on a trip. Got a big trip tomorrow. Do you get more excited if you're leaving

first thing in the morning or do you get, does it not matter that you're leaving at 3 p.m.? Doesn't matter. Okay. I love a good midday leave. I'm gonna have the morning of Excites tomorrow though. Nah, I don'tday leave. I'm going to have the morning of anxieties tomorrow though. Nah, I don't like that. I like that to get away.

I feel like I always got something to do before I leave town. So I like to just get out. It's a hectic situation for sure. Get me on the way to the airport. Yeah. Do you ever get pre-trip anxiety or pre-trip re-at-time?

I only get return home anxiety. Not, not pre-trip. I get pre-trip anxiety bad. Oh, I don't. I'm cool with a cucumber. I'm get return home anxiety. Not not pre trip. I get anxiety bad. I don't. I'm cool with the cucumber. I'm just sitting there. I'm like, what could go wrong? I'm gonna fuck around and pop a damn pill. Like what kind? Like a perk? Quailude. Oh shit. Remember when Drake had that rap lyric about taking half a Xan and being out like a light and everyone roasted him for being soft. I do remember that. It was like stop roasting him

for not taking enough Xanax. He's just trying to doze off on the plane. Yeah, he's setting a nice example for a lot of people out there with anxiety. This isn't recreational, he's trying to actually sleep on it. It was a very responsible rap line. Yeah, I loved it.

Do you think Kendrick's actually gonna play like anti-Drake songs at the Superbowl? That song is so good. I think statistically his biggest song ever. Yeah, I don't see how he doesn't play it, but like imagine being Drake just trying to watch the Super Bowl. Like, do you even want to watch with your family

if you know you're just gonna get absolutely tanked at halftime? Well, I don't know if he sees his son very much. It's true. That's fucked up. Oh, you don't know that. I don't know that. It's just from a prior beef reference there. Is this Texas Ranch out Bretway?

Think it's out Houston way. No, no, no, no, no. It's Washington County. I think it's where, not Breckenridge, what's the other one, or Bluebellows. Brenham? Is it out Brenham way? Bluebellows and Brenham, which is called station area.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's out there, probably not that far from Plannerville. Oh, out, uh, Kleinway. No, not like Klein Forest. Okay. Like Klein, you're talking about our friend Klein. Should we give Klein a little congrats

on becoming a father? How about that? I don't know if he's put that out there yet. Oh, okay. So that's why I hadn't said anything, but go ahead, buddy. It's not like, it's not like doxing him. I mean, it's, it's great.

Well, let the man post a gram. Okay. Dude, let him do numbers. What's your problem? All right. Well, I texted him. Let me be the first to congratulate. Thank you, Randy.

On having his child. I think I just did actually. Actually, you weren't the first. You didn't say so. Dylan's like putting up an eyes emoji on his story. Picture of a generic stock photo, baby. Drake's ranch is located about an hour outside of Houston Does that help? You want to pop by? Yeah

He probably needs some friends right now if i'm being straight up honest with you. Oh it is in Brenham. Okay. All right straight up. You think you just go like neobrenham on bluebell ice cream oh my god if i live near bluebell i swear i had a whole pint last night no the glaze for bluebell is unjustified bluebell yeah i understand it's good ice cream it's good ice cream bluebell homemade vanilla it can hold its own against any vanilla. But like there's some sort of Stockholm syndrome happening in Texas with people in Blue Bell. Yeah, but like it's not, it's very good ice cream, but it's not like, you can go to an

ice cream store in Austin and get better ice cream. No questions asked most times. I'll tell you what, the HEB brand, like their vintage vanilla, it's like a 1904 vanilla or something like that it's called, is unbelievable. What's so vintage about it? I don't know, it's like a, I don't know. HEB has the most goaded vanilla bean ice cream.

I'm just telling you, that's how they brand it. I mean, it's really good. I know, it's funny to think about vintage vanilla. Yeah. Dude. It's gas. Vintage, dude. Parks, he eats it like three times a week. It's funny to think about vintage vanilla. Yeah. Dude. It's gas. Vintage dude. Parks, we eat it like three times a week. What's your favorite non vanilla flavor ice cream?

Cookies and cream, obviously. What are you talking about? What kind of stupid question is that? Ha ha ha. Cookies and cream. I love cookies and cream. I just got turned on putting Oreos in the refrigerator and having them.

It's pretty good. You got turned on doing it? I know I got, my roommate and his girlfriend told me about it. They put me on it, you know? And I was like, this is pretty good. What, did you walk in the living rooms? I'm gonna put you on to something right now.

I put my mini peanut butter cups in the freezer That's savage. Yeah, dude. I bite the bottom off that bitch what and so and I eat that He's and then I put the Then I put the rest of it with all the peanut butter in my mouth and I kind of like let it melt a little bit Do you know what's doing that? It's a good way to savor it You know a lot of a lot of y'all just pop in it. I pop it it you know you can't just pop and chew dude I love it I got a method in my madness I might try it man what is the best non vanilla flavor I just said it I literally two minutes what did you even say cookies and cream is not the

best oh wait well rocky road what are you eating you don't chill out dude I think scholars would say probably like chocolate but I don't know chocolate's fine is not the best. Well, Rocky Road, what are you eating? You dumb. Chill out dude. I think Skylar's would say probably like chocolate, but I don't know. Chocolate's fine. Yeah, it's fine. Chocolate's fine. I mean, it's almost like people have different tastes,

you know? No, no, they don't. Well, I would say mint chocolate chip, but I remember you like talking shit about mint chocolate chip ice cream. It's fine. I just, I don't understand how there are people out there who can have mint chocolate chip as their number one.

It's not, it's no one's, it should be no one's number one. I have never had a mint chocolate chip where I'm like, wow, those are good chocolate chips. It's always those little tiny fleck ones that like just suck. No, no, dude, they're not, no, those are not goaded. Yeah, I don't need shards. Shards of chocolate chip. It's almost like people have different tastes.

No, it's almost like that, you know, it's crazy. Now I like, I like some, I mean, this is, you know, personal taste. It's gonna be a terrible answer, I can already tell. No, it's not. It's just as stock as cookies and cream. Well, like pistachio or some shit. No, dude, just buzz off. I like a- Chocolate chip cookie dough.

I only eat my vanilla vintage. Chocolate chip cookie dough? Yeah. It has its place. What about banana pudding? Ice cream? That's not common enough, dude. It's one of the most popular Blue Bell flavors.

That's why I like the cookie two-step. It's cookies and cream and chocolate chip cookie dough with brown sugar. That's why I like half baked from Ben and Jerry's is my goat and it's just got the brownie, as well as the cookie dough. 1905 vanilla is what I was thinking of. You also try it. It's so good. If you don't like dry-aged steaks, I don't know if you're going to want some 119-year-old ice cream. It's just super racist. Named in honor of when first HEB opened. That's why it's

vanilla. Yeah, you're eating it. You just hate eating it. God damn you. Yeah, yeah. All racist ice cream. Would y'all try it for me? No. Did you? Hey, today was supposed to be nitro cold gruday. Oh, yeah. I literally thought about it yesterday afternoon. I was like, I don't have time to make it because this is a full 24 hour situation. Intern Serena, if you're listening, I'd like to sincerely apologize for Dylan disrespecting your nitro cold brew machine that you sent him

during the worldwide global pandemic where Dylan had a thousand bottles of hand sanitizer in his house. I forgot about that. Have you had to answer for that? Answer for what? You need to put out a notes app that says, these are bottles of hand sanitizer.

I haven't, I gave all of them away. I unloaded a lot of, why did they? To who? To Diddy? It was during COVID, people were, It was like, they're going like hotcakes, man, And COVID. Do you get them out to like people in need or you get it out to like- What's up with people who didn't need it?

What's up with the phrase going like hotcakes? I don't think hotcakes are flying out the door. Dude, you see a hotcake, you're buying it. No, you're not. Yeah, you are. You're simply not. What is a hotcake? Pancake, right?

Flapjack? I don't know. I mean, they do move at a rapid clip i mean they're the best thing since sliced bread i'll tell you that oh yeah hot cake hot cakes are just the pancake your class of pancake okay i made pancakes this morning is that why you sent me that video probably pre-mixed like an idiot yeah dude hey of course like i had i had a very limited time and two kids run

around the house like what am i supposed to do did you want me to whip them up from scratch motherfucker? I do bitch. Did you know hot cakes are gonna come up? Cuz you sent me that this is cake farts. What is this click on it and watch what's the far yourself? I don't know what this is Dylan sent it to me on slack. No, I like the most Cake farts was there a how do you dress up your pancakes? Was there a cake fart scene in the boys? I think now that you're saying it, yeah, it does, that does remind me of something.

There was a cake fart scene. There was a cake sitting, there was a, there was something. But then he farted. He was cake farting. Hell yeah. Ah, yes. Yeah. Yes.

I think you're, that reference is not lost upon me. Okay. If you're still listening, thank you. If you're not, we understand. Just by Dylan's best efforts. All right, Dylan, you whip up D-Man's famous pancake batch. Yeah. No, he's not the original.

I'll make them for you. And you put a, I'm not asking for that. I can make my own pancakes, thank you. Yeah, but yours are from, I know how to make them from scratch. These are out of a box. I'm just not gonna do it when it's 7. when it's 7 30 in the morning and I gotta bring the kids to school in an hour. It takes a long time. I do, I do love a blueberry in my pancake. Yeah, what's

your ideal stack look like? You probably raw dog them. I usually make them for my son and he likes just a regular old pancake, but they're so fluffy. Are you putting syrup on it? Like are you putting powdered sugar? Are you doing fruit in these pancakes? I do the real syrup. I do maple. I don't buy that other shit. I would maple syrup out of a glass bottle. Maple syrup is expensive.

Yeah, it is very little kids don't like maple syrup, but it tastes a million times better than regular syrup. My buddy, they want, they want that like plastic bottles. Oh yeah, you're right. They don't. Needs to be 42 ounces. My buddy in high school, they tried to move plastic bottle. Oh yeah. Oh, you're right. They don't. It needs to be 42 ounces. My buddy in high school, they tried to move them from tight end to O-line and they were like, you need to eat like three peanut butter and syrup sandwiches a day.

Yeah. And he did. And he put on a lot of bad weight. It was a dirty bulk. Dirty bulk. Yeah. There's an old, there's a soccer player. His name was Demba Bah and he would put syrup on everything.

Everything? Everything. That's like Buddy the elf. So much sugar. If he was drinking a glass of water, he put syrup in it. He just double cupped up. Come on. Swear to God.

Swear to God. There's an interview. That's so much. Put up the interview. He was doing like 400 grams of sugar a day. Type in Demba Ba. I don't know how to spell that. D-E-M-B-A. It's literally so sound out.

D-E-M-B-A. Demba Ba. Syrup? Syrup. That's the second thing that pops up after. spell that D E M B A it's literally so the sound out of a dembe a dembe a syrup syrup that's the second thing that pops up after yeah he's a serfine dude oh that's not a big bottle of syrup the other day and I said okay dembe a and obviously no one was gonna understand that reference based on this clip that's about 14 years old shout out to Marcus Russell you've got the USB up there? I got the USB, nope. Randy's producing today. I love syrup. You know what is syrup? Yes. Why? good for you? I guess. See this is one of those inferiority things where like you'll hear about like world-class athletes like hey eats McDonald's like yeah yeah just candy all day like when a scorching

hot influencer like posts like a dozen AMA. It's like when a scorching hot influencer posts a dozen AMA and someone's like, what's your workout routine? They're like, oh, I actually don't work out. And it's like, oh, cool. I think DK Metcalf just goes crazy on candy all day long. Yeah, I do that in the office. I bought Airheads yesterday from the corner shop.

That's facts. Don't take offense to what I'm about to say. You and DK Metcalf, kind of on different levels. I don't know, dude. Will got third in high chum. No, I got first in 300, dude. Okay. No, I never got third. I thought you'd get something in high jump. I did get third in high jump one year. My boy Brady- That's sick, dude.

My boy Brady tied the school record. I didn't know you had it like that. Yeah, there wasn't a lot of high jumpers that were doing it that season. Harbor Springs- It was kind of just like you sign up and I was one of the only people that actually practiced it during gym class because it was fun. You just got to dive into a mat. I would think Harbor Springs would be just a hotbed of high jumpers. I mean, I was very flop like with the best of them, you know.

That's why my girlfriend and I broke up back in the day. She dove into a mat. He was my boy. Oh man, I'm sorry. It's fucked up. Not your absolute though. No, man, he was. No, it's cool. Damn. It's not your absolute though. No, man. It's cool. Damn. We'll never be the same. If if I was doing an

absolute boys draft, he's one king. I would not draft. No, you're out of the clique. Whoa, speaking of draft kings, you guys hear about these touchdowns? Tuddies? Yeah, dude. Taking it to the house. Tuds? Going deep. Pay dirt? Whatever you call a touchdown, they matter more at

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Obviously, obviously. Dave, I have a question for you. Okay. You want to do a touchdown dance on your own? Yeah. Hit that dirty bird. All right, ready? It's not the dirty bird.

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Yeah. I called it a boot hill casino and ranch. Yeah. Did you say frowdian? Fratty mistake. Oh, I thought you were mispronouncing Freudian. Like a Freudian slip, but it's a fratty. I got it.

I slipped into a frat Dave. Hey, do you see they found that sub that imploded at the Titanic,oded at the Titanic? Go look with the Titanic. Yeah, they didn't have to look far. Like it had been right there, right? I don't know exactly how close it was to the wreckage of the Titanic. Did James Cameron find it?

They found it. How flat was it? It looked like it was not flat at all. That was what I heard. I thought they were like, yeah, it's just, it's probably like a tin can that just got stepped on. But it's not like that at all. Maybe it's like a tin can that you hold in your hands that's connected to some electro thing.

It wasn't all intact though. There was clearly part of it missing. So it probably blew up. Why is that? Were they part of the sea work? I don't know the science behind it. You think it was the Dharma initiative? What's the submersible way?

Operative? Hold on, hold on, let them cook. I know you want to jump in here, but let's get going. Is there any chance that the submersible is connected to Scientology? I guess it's possible. Why does a church need people to go out at sea for a long period of time and not talk to anybody?

They're just going on dope EDM cruises. I want to know what's happening on these boats. Hard to say. Norovirus. Didn't you guys call your frat the Sea Org for a little bit? Yeah, we all dress like sailors. Norah Iris. Didn't you guys call your frat the sea org for a little bit? Yeah, we all dress like sailors. It's sick. You guys have your vines. Ooh, a yacht rock party would go pretty hard

for current day fraternities. Yeah. Have you seen the frat flip? Hey dude, come to our party yacht rocking sluts. Ha ha ha. Hey dude, come to our party, yacht rocking sluts. (*laughing*) Blank and sluts was always a good fallback. Come on, just get creative.

Golf pros and tennis hoes. Yeah, oh yeah, it was always golf pros and tennis hoes. It was just like, come on, can we just, can we maybe come up with something else? We would. Yeah, we did. Why don't you I'll address a certain way they came up with different ones But it turns out all of them none of them aged well really yeah You're just a goal you're a professional golfer and this this young lady here. She's a tennis player, but she's also a ho So but she's also a ho. So. That's so stupid. So the frat flip is something that's been popping up on IG.

You familiar with the frat flip? No. It's just when like frat dudes are at parties vibing out to like a DJ, they do this with their wrist. They like they're flipping the wrist and it's just yeah. I can see myself doing that. I've never I haven't been to an EDM show in a while but I could see myself how about those frat guys taking a picture with the emo kids those guys are so awesome Randy can you

pull up that photo of them cuz like so funny the the dudes all have such perfectly tailored frat attributes about them. Yeah. Like they're not all dressed the exact same. They all have little touches that it's like, oh, that dude's frat. That's a good touch. They're all clearly very intoxicated. They've got like just, they all, yeah, they're all hammered.

Uh, Dave noted that the one on the right just has, there's always one dude with a sunburn. Always one dude who just like said, nah, I don't fuck with sunscreen. Nah, dude. Pays for it for now, dude I don't need some dude. They're coming from a dirty properly He's like used to being on vacation with his parents and using like SPF 50 and doesn't doesn't even think about it I recently just heard a new term for dirty a

danger What do you think about that? Yeah danger? I've heard that dude. They used to call me Harvey danger field We just called him dayies back in the day. What's up, dude? You're gonna come to our Harvey Dagerfield? That's good. Where is this photo? Did you comment on it?

I quote tweeted it. From yours, okay, I was on it a couple days ago, maybe. Wow. That's good de-shivery. Randy was cooking as a producer. I was. Producer, we froze on him. I thought it was via circling back.

There it is. There it is. There it is. I mean, these dudes are just legendary. We've got, okay. So the most frat dude to me is the guy pointing. He's doing the PowerPoint. Hold on, read the caption first. It says, white frat guys asked to take a picture with my group because we were emo.

They had never seen an alternative people. They probably have seen alternative people. No, no, some of these guys definitely live in a bubble where my group because we were emo. They had never seen an alternative people. They probably have seen alternative people. I don't know. No, no. Some of these guys definitely live in a bubble where they've never seen any emo kids. They definitely just bullied them. Okay. So starting at our, I don't know, 10 o'clock with the frat dude doing the point, tucking in a shirt at that age is just a wild ass move. He's got the needlepoint belt, Kranglers and cowboys. Smathers and Branson belt, yeah. Yep, yep, yep.

I could tell you, a guy next to him in purple, this guy hazes. Yeah. I think this guy has some deeply rooted issues that he takes out on pledges. It's funny that there's no question which group are the emos in this picture and which group are the white frat guys.

No question. And like the dude, the dude in the purple shirt, it's perfectly oversized. He could easily get one that's a little smaller, but he's like, no, the dude in the purple shirt, it's perfectly oversized. He could easily get one that's a little smaller, but he's like, no, I'm going with the oversized. Uh, dude on the far right bottom. Uh, what is he, where, where's he fitting in on this? He, he kind of looks like the, uh, so Dave, I had the same question until I saw his boots, which are square toes. Is he rocking square toe? Yeah. He is not one of the emo kids. He is definitely one of the frat frat dudes and I I think that there's a I think somebody could possibly make a case that he's

The most frat dude out of all of them. He he he comes from the wealthiest family. He kind of rebelled He's from like a really well-off Amarillo family. Yeah, he like almost I didn't go to college, but he's edgy He he spends his summers in Colorado the guy in the back holding up the Mickey bang bang might be my favorite of them all. He's good, he's good, he knows his place. He's so excited. I think bottom left is like risk management or like the president of the fraternity or future president of the fraternity.

That's a treasure right there. This guy's going to get a really good job out of college. In finance. Probably through nepotism, but he'll actually excel at it. This picture is a very perfect representation of me in college. On the right, the emo is who I really was, and on the left is how I dress.

Yeah, the difference here for me was that it's like, yeah, the right is me in high school, and on the left was what I turned into. It's sad. I hope they hung out afterward. I do too. I hope it wasn't a disrespectful engagement, but I don't think it was based on how- No, it looks like they had fun. It's sad. I hope they like hung out afterwards. I do too. I hope it wasn't a disrespectful engagement, but I don't think it was based on how-

No, it looks like they had fun. It's very friendly. I want to know what that interaction was like. Can we take a picture with you guys? There's a random parking lot too. Do you think they exchanged phone numbers? No. I don't.

Do you think they told the emo kids they can come to their next rager? No, bro, they're cool. Remember that photo? Dude, I'll let you in. Dude, I'll let you in. You're sick. They're like, oh fuck. Come by the house. We told those? I'll let you in dude. I'll let you in. You're sick They're like, oh fuck come by the house told those emo kids to come by dude. What are we gonna do?

Dude, I think we just ice them out dude. Let's just act like we don't know when they show up What do y'all know here you guys we just met you we just met you guys. Nah They got perks though, you know brother here yeah calm calm Haven't let you know do we met these emo kids dude. They've got some fucking they got that pink cocaine I mean, that's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one.

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the new balances and the normal cowboy boots. Yeah, the full array. It's such a spectrum. I'm so impressed with this crew. It has everything. I'm surprised they're not all drinking Natty Lights. Yeah, we got two Mickey Bang Bangs, I think a Miller Lite here.

I can't identify the beer on the left. This is just a, it looks like maybe a vodka soda. I don't know. I on the left. This is just a, it looks like maybe a vodka soda. I don't know. I think this is a- This is as diverse as frat dudes get. Yeah, it's great. Hey, did anybody go out and look at the eclipse last night? I was just listening to clips last night.

So, I'm really disappointed in you. I know, it was kind of off my radar until it was time to go to bed Yeah, it wasn't my radar because someone definitely skipped the spacebar talking about the Clips, I'm honestly not gonna like make funny for missing it cuz I'm more I'm honestly disappointed in you I'm sorry that to let you down Was it cool It was alright. Okay. I like big content guys photo.

It was beautiful. Did you see it? Yeah. You can see the tracks from the rover. It was so clear. Did you take the pic from the big island? Went by a telescope. It's really good. Here's the video footage of the ocean gate. Oh, oh, here's the video footage of the uh ocean gate

Oh, let me see that shit Hey jamie pull that up Oh, oh man, yeah, they dead Yeah Yeah, that's that's definitely uh The submersible if I ever end up like deceased at the bottom of the ocean via like submersible Or you know, whatever I do hope that I'm my my remains are eaten by a shark or

Something. Yeah, I would suck if it was like some little bitch ass fish You ate you just like thousands of little ones like no I want like something dope to come down there a tiger shark or something Yeah, but wouldn't it be tight knowing that your body nourished that many different animals? I don't really care at that point. Why do you want to start at the top of the food chain? I want to feed the bottom ones. Because it's doper. You're a doper.

Randy, we play this video of Roy McElroy shaking Tom Holland's hand. Yes, yes I will. Yeah, you will. Is there audio? There is, but it's only the very beginning. It's just because you can't play it. No, there's a song and it's just kind of loud. For some reason I can't do it. Whatever. Oh, he definitely did. So they introduce each other.

Tom Holland introduces himself to Rory McIlroy at the driving range. As just Tom. Yeah, just Tom. And Rory looks at him and shakes his hand like it's some random dude. How you doing? Doesn't even say his own name. Like, you know I'm Rory. Yeah, I'm obviously Rory McIlroy.

I'm meeting this random guy named Tom. I will say, Tom Holland, while he is an A-list celeb, he does have a very ordinary look to him. He does. He does. It's an approachable everyman. Good swing. Yeah, I'm glad that there's no one that's having to take like, no, Tom, why would you

know who Tom Holland is? Tom Holland's big enough where even if you're the best PGA pro, you should probably know who Tom Holland is. I've never even seen Spider-Man with Tom Holland and I still know that he's Spidey. I watch it because Parks is having a Spider-Man moment right now. I mean he's dating Zendaya. Are they still together? I think so.

Good for them. I haven't heard any breakup news. Good for them. I feel like that'd be on my radar. Are you sure about that? No. Fact check me. He's a small lad, huh?

Oh, they've actually decided to start a new chapter of life. What does that mean? I feel like that'd be on my radar. Are you sure about that? No. Fact check me. He's a small lad, huh? Oh, they've actually decided to start a new chapter of life. What does that mean? They just put that out? I think Sally and I are gonna do that. We're starting a new chapter. That's from the News International. Okay. Very generic.

Good, good, good. No, dude, they're still together. You know what? It says here that their romance has genuinely stood the test of time in the trying Hollywood scape as they continue to keep things low key. I thought you were Spider-Man, not Loki. Okay, he's back.

All right. You wanna hit the laugh button for that one? No, you can't. No, no, no. I go ahead. You can't ask for it. I don't know about that one. We stay in a come joke.

Yeah, I just. Cinematic universe. We are coming day after day. We are coming. Davis Cluck. Locked in. Yeah, look, the way Rory's like, he's like getting some out of his bag

and the way he just kind of casually looks up. Yeah, he didn't know Tom Holland was gonna be there. He wasn't playing with Tom Holland on this particular day. By the way, Tom Holland playing with Tommy. Tommy Ladd, that's a fucking killer group. Do you think Tom Holland ever made a putt in front of Fleetwood and was like, oh, Tom boys, with the Tom boys.

Man, probably not. I mean, that's a cool thought. With the Tommyboys! Hey, you ever seen Tommyboy? We're kinda like the Tommyboys. Yeah, man, maybe. Nah, maybe not. Maybe not, though. Randy, what do you think about that?

I think maybe so, but also again, maybe not. I'll go fuck myself. Yeah, I'll say again, maybe not. I'll go fuck myself. Yeah, I'm sorry. Hey, I'll just go freak myself. Where's Tom Holland from? He's English? Yeah, he's giving English. If you could have your last name be any country,

what would it be? Canada. Dave Canada. Canada is like a dope last name. Dave Canada. Dave Canada kind of slaps. Dave Canada Canada's like a dope last name Dave Cody Canada Dave Canada kind of slide Canada's good, Davey, Canada This is a hard question Switzerland Dylan's Switzerland like that is There's too many syllables Seems I have in my last name currently exactly Yeah, that's annoying.

I'll be meaning to talk to you about that. I'm gonna be Willie Fiji, so I don't have to type in much whenever I type shit in. That's kinda sick. Willie Fiji. Willie Fiji's kinda dope. If I'm gonna do something, I don't wanna be at the top of the alphabet either.

Ron Mexico. Seeing the alphabet's great, cause you get to see what everyone else is doing in school before you get called up. Yeah. Kinda get your grounds grounds get a little confidence build Learn from the mistakes of the first few. I have a buddy named Scott Brazil really We tried to call call him once he filled out the thing and he didn't answer so shout out to hey Scott

This didn't answer the local weatherman in northern Michigan's name is Joe Charlevoix. And there's a city called Charlevoix between my hometown and where the news station is stationed. And I'm like, did he change his name to that to like, you know, be more of a local guy? I still think it's sick that you go into a wedding

of glassed in cappuccino. Yeah. It's an awesome last name. Are they gonna serve espresso martinis there? I mean, you have to think. You have to, right? Yes. It's a very highly high syllable wedding.

I'll say that. The number one drink you can serve at a wedding, like was what Barrett did, and just busted out the espresso martini bar late night. So everyone just got fired up. It's like basically to make sure like, hey, if you were like doing well and pacing yourself, like you're, we're going to fuck up your day tomorrow.

Bye bye. You need one of these, maybe two, maybe two. You can't do more than two espresso martinis in one night. No, I've got a take on espresso martinis. I'm out on them. I don't, I've never had one and while I, and thought, dude, I needed the to take on espresso martinis. I'm out on them. I've never had one and thought, dude, I needed the espresso part of that. I'm definitely feeling like I'm back.

It never hits me like that. I wonder how much espresso is even in it. It never brings me back to life. It just makes me more and more intoxicated. And I do enjoy the taste, but the caffeine portion, I just don't ever feel it. A little sweet for my taste. Oh, too much sugar.

I love vanilla bean classic. It's not vanilla bean. I love the vanilla bean classic. It's not vintage enough for you? Dude, shut up. I love espresso martinis. I think they set the tone. Don't only like the taste good enough.

It's a great after dinner order. Drew, the peanut butter bars and the Charleston true, that is vintage sugar. What are you? I like what I like, man. Get off my case. You have double standards. Stay no more.

It is really fun when we're at a company dinner and everyone orders like 14 espresso martinis and somehow leaves me out. Hey man. That was really cool. Weren't you taking a mondo? Yeah, maybe don't take a dump during our Christmas dinner. Hey, ma'am. That was really good. You taking a mondo Yeah, what it maybe don't take a dump during our Christmas. I was going peepee holiday dinner. I was going peepee. I Don't poop at restaurants

Don't you eat this I'm very regular the Austin restaurant scene is very poopable If you go to the right places 9 a.m. I'm how I was Juns has that little like that bathroom with the candles and there's even a little cuck bench. Yeah, that's a good bathroom. Sometimes I just go sit in there by myself and just sit on the bench. Took a photo of the upstairs of my place and there's a chair in the corner and someone's like, oh, you would have a cuck chair. I'm like, you can't have a fucking accent chair anymore?

A cuck chair? You're just a cuck? Is that a thing people are saying? I don't know, I guess. In the hotel rooms, there's always the one chair and people call it the cuck chair. It's like, come on. Like you can't just have an empty corner. You got to talk to the sheriff. It's cool, man. No, I don't have a cuck chair. What accent chair do you have? It's a butterfly chair?

Come, my lady. Come, come come my lady. Rest in peace. Be my butter, yeah. Sugar, baby. I like the idea. I'm still thinking of countries that would be really dope last names. Peru. Okay.

Randy Peru. Yeah, it's not bad. Venezuela. What a fun segment. Dylan Venezuela. What a fun segment. Dylan Venezuela. If a girl's last name was Venezuela, that changes the dynamic of her. You're automatically like, oh, okay. She's exotic. Yeah, you're wild.

It takes her from like a six to like an eight. Yeah. Yeah. It's a two point. I don't rate women on a direct scale, but- Your friends are like, it's a last name play and you're like, yeah, kind of. Yeah. Oh yeah, for sure. And if she wants to keep that last name after marriage, I'm okay scale, but it's a last name play and you're like, yeah, kind of. Yeah. Oh yeah, for sure.

And if she wants to keep that last name after marriage, I'm okay with that. You take it. I'm gonna be like, oh, that's my wife, Dr. Venezuela. And you take it. You do a hyphenated thing. Oh, yeah. Cause your name woke.

William DeFries Venezuela. It's good. You guys mind if we throw it back? It's good. Uh and Turtle. They're both winners in my book. Here's the thing. I love their content. Matt was one of the faces of an iconic college football team. He's got amazing behind the scenes stories from his time in college football and professional football. And Jerry, you know what, Jerry, come on. Avion. Turtle. Turtle, dude. He was Avion. It's Turtle. He's a friend of JR. He has him on his entourage. Turtle, dude. He was all the y'all. It's Turtle. He's a friend of JR.

He has him on- That's true. That's right. He has him on his entourage podcasts all the time. He's a friend of a friend of the program. Here's the thing. If Jerry Ferrer does a podcast, I'm supporting it, whether it's JR Hickeys or our friends at the Wolverine Throwbacks. In each weekly episode, Matt and Jerry, and they bring on great guests and they bring

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I watched a, um, a very bad movie that she was in recently. Madame Web. Madame Web. So I thought about you on my flight home I was trying to find a movie to watch on the little screen in front of me and Madame Web came up and I was like I'm not gonna deal in this right now. I had two takeaways from that movie. One, it was an awful movie and two, I'm in love with Dakota Johnson. I get it. I get it. She's great. Has she been linked to anyone? I think she's mostly building at this point. So that's so bad, but so good. Awesome.

Chris Martin. Really? Okay, okay. That's a good bag for her. Free Coldplay tickets for the rest of your life. She's in the Celsius clan now? Yeah, she's in the C boys. She said, quote, I discovered Celsius on day one of filming the short.

I didn't know that it was like Red Bull. I thought it was like a natural drink and I was like, I'm so creative I'm so inspired. I'm awake all night long. I'm not sleeping because I'm just thinking and it's because I was having like two Celsius a day I thought it was vitamins. I didn't realize it was basically overdosing on caffeine There is a health healthy dose of like what is it like the yoga mat material or some shit? I don't know I can drink I drink too before 10 o'clock. You did do that one time I'm a savage. Yeah, what time is she drinking these Celsius? I don't know

I mean if I saw Celsius this first time I saw Celsius I thought it was like some flavored water I can easily see how somebody could like grab a couple of those and have no idea you can't do a post Five o'clock Celsius you can you're just gonna you're not going to bed before one. That's kind of what I'm saying. Yeah. Have you seen her press tours that she does? No. For like all of her movies? It's like when she goes on a press tour, people take note because she just has the most bizarre, in a good way, interviews. Like during Madame Web, she's like, I haven't even seen it yet.

Like I just did it because I thought it'd be a new interesting experience. I do recall that. Like she did, and like when she got called out by Ellen, or no, she called out Ellen. Dude, that was so uncomfortable, but awesome at the same time. Yeah, especially now that we know Ellen's a scumbag. Yeah, Ellen sucks.

I liked that show, I liked Ellen. Why'd she call out Ellen? I liked her sitcom. Because Dakota Johnson had just done a birthday party and Ellen was like, oh, thanks for the invite. And she said, Ellen, I invited you. And you didn't come. And you didn't show up.

And it got awkward. She just straight called her up. Damn. You can't, trust me, as someone who knows about not getting invited to parties, you can't call someone out for not, you can't call someone out for not getting invited when you were invited.

Yeah, who didn't invite you that actually invited you? No, no, see, I would never give someone grief for not inviting Me had I actually gotten an invite. That's just not how I built. Yeah. Why don't you invite will what do you have against them? I invited him you didn't I never got one single invite to Randy's birthday party. That was such a fun party He sent me a personal text to invite me And which I really appreciated I'm just that I couldn't make it because Randy pretty much said in front of me I'm having a birthday party at this place. I said, this is what's going on.

I told everyone and then we picked up a table from Dave and then told Dave about it. And then I texted Dylan because Will specifically said in his weekend of fun, it was the weekend of Sally. I lie about my weekends and fun all the time. I'm a liar. Well, you made you bad. You can't take what we say in here as like gospel, you know?

So it was a weekend of Sally. He was letting her be a good, you know, go out. He was staying home with the kid. Make sure she sees this part. Forward this to her. Cut this clip and email it to her. But it was a lie apparently, so I'm gonna cut that part too.

Send it to sallydefreezevenezuela.gmail.com please. Jesus, dude. What? Her family. I forgot she's Melanie Griffith and Don Johnson's kid. And then her stepdad was Antonio Bandera. Wait, she's Dojo's kid? How are you going to forget all this?

I didn't know. I forgot about Antonio Bandera's being in there. She's one of the most likable celebrities going right now. He's doing the GIF. That's a good impression. Put some boots. That's a good impression. Puss in boots. That's right. He's a voice. A puss.

In boots. Dojo? No. Antonio Banderas. Antonio Banderas, Venezuela. That's good. That's real good. Yeah, she's great. I love her. She's cute.

How many Celsius could you drink in a day and still go to bed before midnight? Four. By what time? Six. No, you could not. I don't think you could. Yeah, I could, bitch.

There's no way. I go to sleep around one a.m. every night anyway, so. Doing four is not, you're not gonna be able to do four and go to bed before midnight. Midnight usually. What are you doing? I'm just a night owl, man.

Yeah, but what do you do with all your time between like one and one, or after like 1.30 on when you get up? Don't you only sleep 30? Oh yeah, that's when I just start. Start businesses? Yeah, I start making deals. That's when you start like building companies.

Yeah, that's the building part of my Lincoln build I went to a eight great men late night the other night We all showed up at this dude's place sober at 1 a.m. And just talked that's beautiful Did you engage in conversation with some high performers? I did I did it's awesome video of it that you guys will be seeing it Uh on an Instagram discover feed near you. Somebody parodied that video. Have you seen it? We've been tagging it a few times. Yeah, I'm scared to watch it.

I feel bad that like the guy deleted the video and he knows that we exist. Well, Dylan wants that guy to like, what did you say? You wanted him to get laid off. Then you wanted him to like. Dude, we ripped them apart on the, on the podcast and he emailed us. He's like, Hey guys, we should get together or something. I was like, Oh man, don't do that. Like, yeah, I don't know, man.

We're gonna show up to some random bar and we're gonna get fucking beat up by eight great men. There's at least three guys at the gym at Lifetime that look like him. And I'm always wondering, like, is that him? Because if it is, I can't wait to just be like, hey, here's Dylan's number, you need to hash it out with him. Yes, if you sucker punch someone at the gym

That's like an all-time bad place to get sucker punch, right? Yeah, I don't lose my membership so I won't be fighting back I Like the gym too much to get in a fight at the gym that and the fact that I weigh 150 pounds I just don't want some dude to like like get sucker punch and resort to like throwing a barbell or something Yeah, there's equipment around there that could hurt. Yeah. What would you use? I'd fucking choke your ass out with the bands that you use.

I'd get a 10 pound kettlebell. 10 pounds a good one. Yeah. Very throwable. Exactly. It's not too heavy. You can still swing it around. Yeah.

Do a lot of damage with it. What's going to be your like, regular use thing? Because once you throw the kettlebells Think I go like I want the lap pull down bars So those guys good lightweight to him, but they're you unclip it. Yeah swinging that thing around Yeah, I would grab a 35 pound and I would just use it as like a Captain America shield And I would just be I would hold it over my face and then I would just be blindly thrown. That's good over it Yeah, hold up though. Not for me. Okay, I'd use the tripod that I'm recording myself with

What would you do with it though just beat the fuck out of somebody that's good Did you turn the camera around on on him and you go now come look at this Look how silly you look trying to fight me in the gym. Do you want your kids to look at you? Hey, are we checking me out? There is a tripod. There's been a tripod at the gym. And I'm like always just wondering like, am I going to end up walking by at the wrong time? There's a tripod at James's gym. Really? Sam Taylor. Ah, there's many. He goes to an influencer gym. There's there's tripod, Skalor apparently. I need a day pass to his influence. I want, I want to, I want one day there too,

just to check it out. I'm going to show up in bike shorts. They'll be calling you tripod. If I wear my bike shorts. Cause he's got a big old thing. Right? That's what we're talking about. Yeah. So anyway, Dakota Johnson. Yeah. So shouts to Dakota Johnson.

We stan you have the approval of the circling back podcast. Yeah, I need to move on from Dylan talking about sexual harassment stuff in the office. Big old thing. Put a complaint on his desk, he'll get to it. Randy, can you play this video from Spain? Yes, yes I can.

From España. Have you guys seen this? How people are dating in Spain right now? How are they dating in Spain? Oh, I've heard about this, Kev. We've always talked about how there's the rumor that if you put an upside down pineapple in your shopping cart,

that people will approach you to be a swinger. Sure. Mainly at the West Lake H-E-B, major shouts to the chaps. Well, the dating game is somewhat changed over in Spain. Randy, play the video. Hi now, Paul is changing the dating game in Spain. They are not using Tinder, Bumble or any dating apps. They are going to a specific supermarket from seven to 8 p.m.

Look at how many people show up to this supermarket. Oh, for la gara, Lee. People that are trying to find love show up to this supermarket. Hello! Por la cara de Dios! So people that are trying to find love are going to this specific supermarket called Mercadona. Now Mercadona is all over Spain so this is happening across the country. And they are going from 7 to 8pm. So how do you know who's looking for love? A single people that want to find their other half grab a pineapple. They put it upside down in their shopping cart.

We put it like this. We are ready. grab a pineapple they put it upside down in their shopping cart once you have the pineapple you head to the wine selection or the wine aisle once you get there if you find someone that you like and they also have the pineapple upside down you have to crash your shopping cart you're looking for a long term relationship people buy a pack of lentils because lentils last forever in your pantry but if you're looking for a long term relationship, people buy a pack of lentils because lentils last forever in your pantry. But if you're looking for a one night stand type of thing, people buy lettuce because it goes back quickly.

So if you're in Spain right now and you want to find love, head to Mercadona from seven to eight and see what happens. This is simply too many steps. You lost me at lentils. You crash your cart into them. I'm not trying to do that. Imagine you're like a dad and it's like, you gotta, you just run to the store to get some formula.

You ran out and it's like, you're just like, fuck, I gotta go to the store. And you just walk in and it's just a fuck. 701, you're like, oh God. You're like, God damn, just pineapples everywhere. And you're just like, I'm seriously just here to get some like, our people. Electro lights.

Are they putting the pineapples back in the produce section before they leave or they find them? You gotta cop up that pineapple. If you're gonna make that your horny pineapple, you gotta buy that. You gotta pantry just full of lentils because he keeps striking out. I get like a Chateaubriand from like the butcher, like the most expensive steak they can offer and just put that in my cart. And then once I'm done, like getting a baddie, I just throw that thing to the side. Nah, you can put it back.

It's so messed up. No. So this is not a swinger thing. I don't hate, I don't hate how this is transpiring despite what Dave noted. There are many, there are too many steps. Just put the pineapple in and put out the vibe. It's me. I'm just, I'm just going in there.

I'm putting on my headphones. I'm just listening to the talk to a podcast and I'm just seeing what happens. That's just me though. Dylan, I saw you, I saw you DMing with the author of this TikTok. That's AOC. I like the way she said Tinder. I like her accent in general. Would you pineapple her if given the opportunity?

I would slam my car into hers, yeah. See, don't you just do the thing where you go to Westlake with an upside down pineapple and then you don't talk to anyone and then you just walk out and throw your car in the middle of the parking lot? I do that all the time, yeah. I would T-bone this lady's car with mine.

That's Randy's move. Are people too confident in the gray area of the parking lots, the grocery stores, where you're walking out and cars are supposed to stop for you. I feel like people walk up there without even flinching as if like every car is gonna stop no matter what. You gotta look.

Dude, that's how my street is that I live on because it's somewhat of a pedestrian area because the park is right there and the trail. People don't even look. They just walk out in the street like, okay, I guess I'll just slam on my brakes to accommodate you. People are emboldened. They're like, no, fucking hit me. It's so, it's so annoying. And I'm like, I'm I'll just slam on my brakes to accommodate you people are in bold and they're like no fucking hit me

it's so right now so and I'm like I'm not I'm going as slow as I possibly can but I'm also driving a large vehicle that can smash you like a hotcake yeah at least look home a's I like this trend though it you know what and I guess I'm a I'm old-fashioned I like the old meat cute at the grocery store. Just as a little forced at the butcher. Get you a big old tube steak. Oh yeah. What do you do with that tube steak? Fucking cook it.

What else do you do with it? Okay. Is tube steak an actual thing? No. No. I've never like looked it up, but I'm just- No, it's not a real thing. Oh, okay. It's just a tube of steak.

Okay. Okay. What, Dave? What are you finding for tube steak? The cylinder of steak? Is tube steak a thing? Do people ground up steak and make it into hot dogs? You can make anything a tube if you want to. You can, yeah, but you can't just go to the store and buy a tube steak. If you go to the right butcher. Yeah, I guess so.

Hey, you've never been to Bruce the Butcher? Can I get this in tube form, please? You got a meat guy? You got it. It's a little disturbed, but you can get it tubified. Right. I think we should all bring our guy on the podcast. Like Dave can bring his meat guy.

I'll bring my screw guy. Who's your guy? Brett can bring his keg guy. His keg guy. I think I have a guy. I have my lamb guys, my Serbian lamb guys. Oh yeah, you got a lamb guy. Oh yeah, he's got many friends who are Serbian.

That are from Indiana. They're Serbian Americans. Their parents are from Indiana. Serbian Americans. Their parents are from Serbia. Okay, it checks out. Yeah, you don't you don't have a guy. I don't think I have a guy. That's your problem. That's your deal. Figure it out. I need a guy. Get a guy, dude. I'll get a guy. Oh man. What should we do next? Oh man. I don't know what we should do next. Let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I like to turn off.

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which is the largest music, food and bourbon festival, the world's largest. And I'm so freaking excited. The lineup is sick. Bourbon flowing. We'll be smoking darts. The whole situation. Who are you most excited to see?

I'm probably Zach Brian. Red clay strays very high on my list. Very sad. I'll be leaving before Mount Joy hits the stage and also Tyler Childers. That'll be on Sunday. So extend your trip, dude. Go extend on him on the company card. I might go extend.

I will say I'm pumped, man. It's gonna be so much fun. We get media credentials. Might get an interview or two off. That'll be exciting. You're gonna drink bourbon or you're just gonna enjoy the beyond? I'm gonna drink beyond. I'll drink some bourbon but not too much. I mean it's a day event and I don't wanna, I wanna make it, you know. So I'm gonna mix in a beer here and there and you know. What if that's all they serve was bourbon? That's tough. How long would you go? I'd be getting my night nights at about eight o'clock.

Yeah, there's like a three hour window once I start drinking bourbon that I've got. Yeah. So that'll be a cap for me. I went to a wedding once that ran out of mixers. So what'd you do? Everyone just drank straight stuff with limes and lemons for a while till the mixers arrived. Wow. It became a very fun wedding if I'm being straight-up honest with you. Just a freak fest. Yeah. They were calling it the freeze fest. Okay. Are we doing predictions for this situation? Yeah, do you have any predictions?

Think about it Dave. What are you doing this weekend? I'm predicting that I just in front row Watching matchbox 20 fist bumping Rob It's just fucking gone and it's gonna be the show of the weekend that's what I'm predicting I'm also predicting I spend a crazy amount of time at the bluegrass stage with a bunch of bluegrass bands I've never heard of. And I'm just, I think that's gonna be a very joyous time. Oh, I'm gonna be stomping along with you, Dave. I'm gonna be there, cut off jeans,

flannel sleeves removed, just enjoying the time. It's gonna be great. Are you gonna tear them off at the event or are you gonna show up pre-sleeveless? Pre-sleeveless. Okay. Dylan's not built for the bluegrass situation stage. It's just simply not happening for him.

You're not a real bluegrass-er. I appreciate bluegrass, but I'm not into it like you guys are. Don't disrespect bluegrass, dude. I support all bluegrass, but specifically Michigan bluegrass. I'm going to grab Will by the waist and I'm going to pull his denim jeans. I'm going to pull him out and I'm going to pour like a 40 ounce of beer just straight up down his pants. You're going to get a 40?

40 ounces of beer. I don't think a pants beer is out of the realm. I'll do a pants beer. I told y'all I would last episode. You're like, no, no, you're not. I'm like, yeah, I'm going to. You got to worry about chafing. I'll do it aters out of the realm. I'll do a Pants Beer. I told you I would last episode. You know, like, no, no, you're not. Like, yeah, I'm going to. So you got to worry about chafing.

I'll do it at the end of the night. Joe Louisville did his, uh, forecast for the weather this weekend. He said there's a 10% chance of, uh, Pants Beer on Friday. Really? Yeah. Joe Louisville. Yep. That's my go-to Louisville weather guy.

He's good. I'm also predicting, I'm going to find one band that I was not super into that I'm going to leave and I'm going to be like, you know what? I like that band. Maybe it's Tedeschi. I don't know, but it's going to be the only watch media member at Tedeschi. Y'all are going to DMV. Y'all are going to beB, y'all are gonna be yelling,

play Crash, play Crash. No, Brett's gonna do what he does or he's gonna like peel off by himself and he's gonna go to DMB alone. And like, we're gonna try to find him and he's gonna make it so we can't find him because he's gonna have like a spiritual moment. Randy specifically said that his plan was to go to DMB

and be annoying to ruin it for Brett. And I love that plan. I think it's a great plan. I predict Brett shows up in a brand new high crown, J-hole hat. Yep, yep, yep. Brett's gonna overdress for the event. He's gonna be hot at this event.

Yeah, he's gonna wear pants. He's like, he's going to want to wear a denim jacket and it's gonna be in a ridiculous move. He's gonna bring one with him Saturday night And carry it around until it's cool enough to wear but it's never gonna be cool enough to wear but he's gonna force It right when Zach Brian goes on what's the weather look like? sunny in upper 80s You're gonna want to go check it off My prediction is Brett's going to put the hotel room at like 62 degrees.

I'm going to get hypothermia. Which rooms will sleep in. I'm the final arrival. You're going to have your picks. You guys can pass me around. I plan to. What's the, how many rooms do we have? Two.

Two rooms. Two rooms, five dudes. Two and three. How's that gonna work? Or one and four if one can get crazy. I think I'm just gonna sleep in Randy's bed. Cause you know he won't end up in there. Yeah.

He's gonna be enjoying mode. Yeah. He's gonna. The pineapple and shopping cart. Now if I've learned anything about Randy on these trips, he just likes bopping with the boys. He's gonna meet some Southern belle. If you're not Albanian, or not Albanian, Serbian,

and having a, uh, be careful. I was on my Dua Lipa ground right there. Um, both are both are not happy with right now. Bro. Um, yeah. Randy's Randy's going to bop with the boys. He's going to have like one shred of whiskey in him.

I'm going to have more than one shred of whiskey. I'll tell you, I'm going to drink so much. Responsibly though. What character is that? That's a whiskey drinker, Randy. Damn. Are you guys excited to do anything else in Louisville besides-

Yeah, I was saying from the beyond. Alley museum. Go to the Louisville slugger place. I think y'all should go Friday morning right before I get there. I'm gonna get up very early, because that's what I do. And I'm gonna go I want to go walk the town a little bit walk DT

Maybe hit I do want to do the Muhammad Ali Museum and I also want to do the Louisville slugger is it a museum or is it a factory if we buy a bat We got to ship that thing back. How's that gonna work? Ship that thing ship that thing probably I don't know if you're bringing that on the plane You might have to put it in a big old tube where you previously had your stake I don't think they allow you to carry on just a baseball bat could be used as a weapon You could take the cork out. Yeah, but you got to think that that airports dealt with that before Yeah

Don't know I don't know you don't think Rooker's just traveling with a bat on a plane He just walks through security with it on his shoulder. He's sick if he did like 38 bombs 37 Yeah, I got news for you boys 38 pissers 38 pissed jobs. Did you see that 38 piss jobs? Yeah Yeah, he just dropped his pants around his ankles and just went wee wee on the ball what for our close friend Brett Rooker Yeah, yeah, dude. He's fucking pissing on it this year. Oh, absolutely The Louisville Slugger Museum is very close to the Muhammad Ali Museum, so you guys are in really good shape here.

Oh yeah, we could knock that out, a real one-two punch. Oh! You could float like a bee between the two. What? I feel like a butterfly. You feel like a butterfly, you sting like a bee. Yeah, no, I was testing you guys on your knowledge because I'm the only one who's actually been to that museum.

You guys passed. Good job. You're allowed in. Yeah. Oh, you hit that one out of the park. Thank you. He went one for three yesterday. So his betting average is still above 300.

Wow. Okay. Is Brent Rooker the next MLB goaded all-star? Brent Rooker has hit 38 piss jobs this year alone. Wow. Here's baby Gronk pitching to Brent Rooker. Oh no, he is going to do a video with the Rizzlers. Oh, I guarantee Rooker's got an unanswered DM from baby Gronk's dad.

He would absolutely mash on one from baby Gronk. Yeah. I mean, he does. Dylan was saying the other day that you think you can strike Rooker out. He does pretty well against major league pitching. So he could probably hit baby Gronk. Yeah. Baby Gronk is pretty good athlete. He's got offers from legitimately every school.

All right. Let's get, let's get Rooker to come to Austin. And then let's have him suit up for a wash media, um, like pickup game in a league that we sign up for, like a slow pitch thing. And we'll just do a video where he's secretly miked up, just absolutely pushing on him. So he's a ringer. Yeah. Rooker the ringer.

We just do it in a real softball. That's great. Yeah. Yeah. My friend Brent wants to fill in for, uh, yeah, Brett's got. No, we'll just give him a part-time contract here. Okay. I don't know if our numbers are going to reflect what he's getting in the MLB, but

you know, we have to sign him to a deal. Yeah. And it's hypothetical. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So I't know if our numbers are going to reflect what he's getting in the MLB, but you know. We have to sign him to a deal. Yeah. In this hypothetical. Yeah. Okay, so I'll draft something and then we just got to decide on like how much we're willing to pay him. Can we pay him in merchandise?

Possibly. That's up to him. He's going to be the one pending the deal, but I think it's feasible that we could put that literature in the document. Does he know how to do a docu-sign? Probably. I think most people could figure. I don't know, I have a lot of trouble every time.

Brett's been signing documents for me lately. It also gets me out of the liability if Brett did it. That's good, I like it. Smart, savvy. Yeah, okay. Oh, I didn't sign that. Did you spit out your fat ass dip? Yeah, I took my hog out.

What? You need to relax. My lipper. Okay. Your slugger? Mm-hmm. Can we talk? We do need to get him down here for spooky season.

He has a spooky story. He'll be busy in October. I don't wanna be, yeah. You don't wanna be a pessimist? Well, I don't think, despite his best efforts, I don't think they're going to make the. Okay. He's the best player on the team.

Well, he'll be watching a lot. You know how they always, maybe they can just cherry pick him to be like the surprise announcer, like the really good player from the team that didn't make the playoffs. I don't know if they do that. No, they do that, dude.

It's the thing that they do. Okay. It happens all the time. When? No, no, no. All the time. No, Yeah, no, no, no, they do that. No, they do that. They do that. They do that.

Who was that? Who was that? Who was that? Yeah, that one guy. That one guy. They did that one guy. Yeah. Remember like John, John, John baseball guy.

Is that his name? Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Bispigal. Yeah. Not Olerud, but the other Johns. You know, he's supposed to, you saw he's supposed to win an award.

He's the front runner for a Rooker of the year. That's good. Oh, anyway. Oh, I can't wait for this festival. You guys been out Selena Prosper way lately. Selena. Selena, you know, I'm testing you. You can go there.

Sorry. Well, today's small biz September is our friend Josh Platt. Josh is doing something what I would call noble. His wife and him just recently opened a veterinary hospital on August 5th in Salina, Texas. For context, this is his words, not mine. We are the couple from the Worst of story where she cut her hand carving pumpkins

and I had to suture her hand closed that Will read on the episode a couple years ago. So we're talking about two dogs right here. No pun intended. They're a full service locally owned veterinary hospital offering routine wellness, emergency triage, sick and urgent care, surgery, diagnostic testing, and imaging, aka x-ray and ultrasound. Their mission is to provide exceptional veterinary care with a friendly and welcoming approach.

They believe in fostering a strong sense of community by building lasting relationships with you, your beloved pets, and their dedicated team that extends beyond our clinic doors. That's beautiful. If they did a music festival, they could be like dogs and beyond. It's a killer mission statement they have.

I wouldn't say killer. I don't think there are no, I think there are no kill place. It's not what I meant. It's a great mission statement. You want the wouldn't say killer. I don't think there are no, I think there are no kill place. It's not what I meant. It's a great mission statement. You want the animal to survive typically. This approach creates an environment where if you're comfortable participating in your pet's care decisions,

they hope to get to know you more personally, where your visit feels like more like catching up with a familiar face and less like checking something off your to-do list. Visit salinaveterinaryhospital.com to learn more or reach out to their office at 469-215-2165. Let's call them right now and make a fake appointment. I don't know if our man, Josh, Dr. Josh

ain't the one answering the phone here. You don't know. We're just gonna make some like... Let's ask for Josh. We're gonna make some office administrator feel really uncomfortable when we're like, you just got cold called. We're recording, you just got cold called. We're recording bitch.

Okay. Why'd you call me that? Do you want an appointment? I know we're like an animal hospital, but don't use that word on the phone, please. I wish they had a, an office here or a hospital here. Utilize them. That a good bit.

Can you just do that at the doctor, at the vet office all the time? Yeah, I need you to check out my bitch. They probably know dog Randy, you understand? Oh, yeah, I understood, David. I guess I could do that too, I have a female dog. Yeah, you can't Dave. Yeah, I got you. Oh.

Dave, I'm sad your RB shirt will not be here in time for bourbon and beyond. I know. Do we need to edit the Arby's logo out of that shirt? I, what? No. No, what? Come on. No.

It was a shirt they gave us for a sponsored thing. You'd think they'd make it. Well, and they also didn't give us curly fries or Arby's sauce. They just gave us- Wearing's sauce. They just gave us. Wearing lack of. They just gave us a bunch of roast beef sandwiches. Like 25 roast beef sandwiches, no Arby's sauce,

no curly fries, but head covers. Head covers. Not giving us curly fries is, I understand maybe. They don't travel well. I kind of get it, but like not giving us Arby's sauce is something to wet the palette of this sandwich. Like what? It was a mess. Do you do horsey sauce as well as Arby's sauce, something to wet the pallet of this sandwich, like what? It was a mess.

Do you do horsey sauce as well as Arby's sauce? Sometimes I go suey on them. I just spit roast that sandwich with sauces. Spit roast that thing. Oh yeah. Have you had their French dip lately? No. I haven't been in 25 years. Dude, the Arby's French dip is generational.

Is it really good? It's good. Okay. It's good, dude. Why the fuck would it? I won't. Get it for lunch. You won't?

Yeah, I probably won't. I don't even know where to go. Arby's, you idiot. It's up Arby's way. But where is an Arby's? By Central Market. I thought that one closed. No, no, no, it's drive-through only.

Oh. They just upgraded it. Yeah. Got it, got it. I recall Dave, Dave staring longingly outside the fence with his cowboy hat on. Yeah. They got a whole murderer's row over there.

You can hit Arby's, Cavenders. Popeyes, Cavenders. Get some boots. Yep Can walk those boots on over to Popeyes and get some extra attendees if you're Davey Oh Arby's has sneaky. This isn't an Arby's read. I promise Arby's does have sneaky good chicken. Really? Yeah All right, give it a try man Maybe hey Really? Yeah. All right. Give it a try, man. Maybe. Hey, tell Dave sent you. I've been gaining

weight. I told you that don't make me go eat Arby's. Is a French dip a soup? No, it's a sandwich. Are you trying to gain weight? What's going on? No. Are you not lifting heavy? I've gotten stronger. Some of it's good weight, but there's some bad too. It's really, you can't really get stronger without adding weight. Just a matter of if you're gonna add more muscle or a little bit of that fat. Exactly. I know I don't work out now, but once I turn 40 like you, there's no way I'm giving up, never working out again.

Wait, what do you mean? There's no way you give up? No, there's no- You gotta start before you turn 40, you're saying? Yeah. Or is this never gonna happen? I'm gonna give up on any health stuff after 40. You shouldn't do that, It's arguably more important.

No, I'm transitioning to Bill and Bill does not work out. He's just putting syrup in his water. He doesn't care. Bill drinks syrup water and six Coors lights a night. Can we go crazy for the Bill reveal birthday party? Sure. It's pretty far off. Unfortunately.

It's WD 40 themed, right? Yeah, we're all going to read WD 40. No, we had to cancel that after Diddy got fond of all that. We're just going to lubricate a bunch of hinges while we're at his party. Yeah, I didn't think it put out the right optics, so we've had to pivot. Didn't you say you were going to lubricate

some wenches this weekend? Yeah, I did. Yeah, you got to keep them loose, man. WD-40 theme is good though. It's good. I mean, it's good, it sounds good. I just don't really know how you. The bill reveals better.

Everyone dressed like a mechanic. Okay. Cocaine will make you think you're a mechanic. Should we get out of here? Yeah. Bye. Bye. Thanks for watching guys!