Circling Back - Topless World Series & The Return of Popeye's

Episode Date: October 28, 2019

We recap This Weekend In Fun (including Dave going to B-Dubs and Brett killing Will with beer again), Tiger is back (again), the topless girls from the World Series, the Popeye's chicken sandwich is back, and Brett's Breaking News. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (8:45) Recapping This Weekend In Fun (29:20) This Weekend In Sports — Topless, Tiger, and Texas (52:22) Popeye's Chicken Sandwich is BACK (58:30) Brett's Breaking News (1:10:35) Will's Ghost Update Shop Circling Back Merchandise: www.washedmedia.com/shop Earlybird CBD: www.earlybirdcbd.com (CIRCLINGBACK for 15% off) Indochino: www.indochino.com (STEAM for $30 off) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast live from the early bird cbd studios in austin texas my name is will freeze my right dave ruff time for podcast what a monday we're having so far what a monday pretty electric so far. What a Monday. Pretty electric Monday, if you ask me. Doesn't even feel like a Monday. It feels more like a Wednesday or something to me. Feels like a manic Monday a little bit. What does that mean?

I don't know. Might be a song. Everything okay, dude? It's definitely a song, but what... No, everything's fine. I just wanted to get a song. You have some ups and downs this weekend, Dylan? You guys always do these song references, so I wanted to sneak one in. I guess it didn't go over so well, but happy to be here. I like that you snuck in a song that you weren't even sure get a song. You have some ups and downs this weekend, Dylan? You guys always do these song references, so I wanted to sneak one in. I guess it didn't go over so well, but happy to be here.

I like that you snuck in a song that you weren't even sure was a song. Why do you think I wasn't sure that was a song? Because you said... I wasn't sure I wouldn't let it rip. Because you... I don't know. You said... You're like, I don't know if it's a song.

I don't know. It is. It's definitely a song. No, it is. I know. I could sing it, but I'm not going. I'm not going. I'm having trouble placing it.

Can you... Isn't it Cyndi Lauper? Just you? Isn't it Cyndi Lauper? Just another minute. Is it Cyndi Lauper? I think it is. I'm a Lauper guy. No one knows who sings that one. It's the Bengals.

Pardon me. Duh. She wasn't in the Bengals, right? I don't know. No, I think Andy Dalton's the one who wrote and sang that song. Yeah? Quarterback for the Bengals? Yeah.

Oh. I heard TJ Houshmandzada was on bass. Really? wrote and sang that song. Yeah. Quarterback for the Bengals? Yeah. I heard TJ Hushmanzada was on base. Really? Wow. Yeah. Is he still in the league? What's happening with him? Yeah.

Cool. That's awesome. Man, Dylan, what up, playboy? What's up, man? Coming off just a fantastic weekend. The squad went big this weekend, considering no one really hung out with each other. Yeah, yeah.

I had just an excellent weekend. It was great, man. Yeah, it was great. I wish it was Sunday because that's my fun day. My I don't have to run day. It's just another manic Monday. Wow. That's like the Sunday scary song.

Yeah, yeah. Should I talk to the Bengals? Yeah. Should I have them on? Talk to Mrs. Bengal. Hey, Mrs. Bengal. Would you like to be on the number 35 leisure podcast in the world? Dude, I miss the days where I could just get real drunk and high and just eat like Bangle Bites.

Dude. Not worry about my figure. All right, let's just get it out there. Bagel Bites or pizza rolls? Oh, pizza rolls. Pizza roll. But here's the problem. But I will fuck out there bagel bites or pizza rolls oh pizza rolls pizza roll but but here's the problem but i will fuck up a bagel you have to you have to um allow the proper time for cooling on the pizza bite or on the bagel or what it was the pizza roll because if you bite into that too early you can ruin your mouth for the next four days it'll shred your mouth i could i could follow

every direction in the world for both of these and I will never properly cook them. It's either going to be too hot and mouth-burning or it's going to be too cold and underwhelming. It's like a Hot Pocket, man. It doesn't matter how you cook it in the microwave,

it's going to be a little bit cold on the outside and scorching. A pro move is to get your fork and just do a few holes. Yeah. Let it cool. Scorching. I mean, they're not safe to eat.

That gooey fake cheese and gooey fake cheese and gooey fake tomato sauce is just gonna but let's do your mouth up they slap the reason i gained like 30 pounds when i was 18 was because i discovered like the microwavable chicken pot pies that you could just eat and i just couldn't stop eating them you want to know a fun fact about me i don't know that i've ever actually had a chicken pot pie they're just so good dude what's so bad for you but they're so good i don't know they're delicious it was like a it was a part of a southern cuisine maybe it's not even southern but it felt southern

that like all my friends and neighbors like they all loved it but like in my household we never did you would like it i think you should go to central market one day when you're feeling like having like a homey like warm meal and just Market one day when you're feeling like having a homey warm meal and just get one of their chicken pot pies and toss it in the oven. You could be very happy. Do it, Dave. It's good for the soul.

Okay. Chicken pot pie for the soul is a really good book. Normally my homey warm meals are at Cici's as we've talked about. True. Ah, yes. True. Reference to Dylan's son.

They don't have chicken pot pies at CCe's, as far as I know. They actually have a new chicken pot pie pizza. Really? Correct. Sounds pretty good. It's just a pizza, and they just take the chicken pot pie and put it on top. Huh. Kind of lazy.

That's substantial. That's interesting, really. Seems like a mail-in. A little bit. Did you guys have good weekends? Sure. Why are you looking at me? Part of the podcast?

Did you? Did you? Yeah, excellent. What did y'all do in San Marcos? All right, yeah, let's recap this weekend in fun, Dylan. Okay. Yeah, so Saturday I went to San Marcos, where my sister and brother-in-law reside.

Did you hit the square? No. Whole family went down there for a little birthday celebration. For who? For me. Oh, yeah. Haley, my sister, made a fantastic lasagna. We got a few drinks and watched football, watched a little baseball.

The homie was there, of course. How'd you not get a pick of the lasagna? You idiot. I don't know. Was I supposed to? I would have liked to see a photo of it. She crushed it. It was very, very good.

Homemade lasagna is like all time. She went to town on it. Great day. Woke up and play a little golf. How'd you play? Hot and cold. I could not get off the tee-box i just couldn't do it you knew were you pretty good like easy on yourself or did you did you happen to have

any choice words for your no i actually call yourself anything no i didn't call myself any bad words you're like the paul red video only like just one that's just exact opposite of his vibe yeah i'll tell you what the rating yourself my irons are dialed in dave damn look out dylan pulls words from like the 1990s out of his like hat to call himself names when he can't get off the t-box i'm like dude no one's no one's said that word like decades yeah you called yourself a scallywag one time you called yourself a butt muncher when you went ob no i didn't no i didn. I have one I'm known for back home. Because one time I hit some shot and I called myself a coward.

That's actually pretty funny. It's like reference to this day. To this day. Did you go to any bars in San Marcos? No, I was with my family. Okay, sometimes families go out. No, we hung out at the crib. Had a great little time.

Great family time, man. I can't imagine going to San Marcos and not hitting up at least one bar. Dude, come on. Are you sure? Because I saw some photos of you and nephews on Friday night. No, you didn't.

Yeah, you certainly didn't. There were some people sending me pics. They were like, $2 you call it, dude, equals Dorn. That was the Snapchat I got. Really? People were just snapping you? Yeah.

Must have been some guy who looked a lot like me. Add D. Carter Ruff on Twitter and Snap. Yeah, it wasn't me. Are you still getting Snap ads? Yeah. And my problem is I don't check Snap frequently enough. So when I do, I have like a 20 to check. I don't think anyone's added me on Snap.

Do Snap, the view count on a story, I haven't done a story in a while, but the last time I did one, the view count is just about half what it used to be in its prime. Should we pivot to Snapchat? Gary Vee said Snap was... I don't think that's the way where it's at, dude.

He said Snap was much more than just Snapchat. Snap itself was a brand. Are you talking about the Rogan episode? I'm talking about every Gary Vee that... I've only heard him talk about it

on Rogan. I remember sitting there thinking, I don't understand why you're thinking like this. Was this four years ago or recently? No, this is three or four years ago. This is a while back.

But he was so all in on Snap. Yeah. I mean, look, I'm sure he made money on the deal. Oh, and Friday, I forgot to mention this. We went to Parks' Spooktacular Halloween Festival at a school. It was a great time. Did you win a cake? He did.

You won the cake what? Yeah, well, they kind of let everybody win. But, you know, it's children, Dave day what kind of cake was it soft yeah he got cupcakes actually did you punt them 30 yards right when he got i tried to that someone stopped me said sir please don't don't put the cupcakes it's not the venue for that you got to think of cupcakes exploding on impact. Let's not try it. We've got some people like punting donut holes. We do? Yeah.

People are trying it? In our DMs, yeah. It's the donut hole punting challenge. Hashtag that on Twitter so you can see it. Not extremely puntable pastry, it turns out. Have we posted the video? No, we got to do that. Fucking big game over here just sitting on it.

The video is in the hands of a video editor. Is it really? Oh, shit. Were you with this video editor on Saturday? I was. He was one of the snaps. I checked it yesterday, and it's just him and you behind him drinking something. And y'all both look like you've been having a pretty good day.

We had fun. Yeah. I know with Rainy the Human. Not Rainy the Dog, but Rainy a pretty good day. We had fun. Yeah. I know with Rainy the human, um, not right at the dog, but right at the human this weekend, we had a good time. Just a little bar hop on Rainy.

It's fun. Not that, I mean, no offense to y'all, but like hanging out with a crew of like 25 year old guys is a little different than hanging out with the crew. What are you trying to say? What are you talking about?

What are you trying to say? They don't, they don't black out after three electric jellies. We're tight, dude. Oh, I feel like you're talking about somebody, uh, in this room right now.

You better give Will credit for at least trying to keep up with you. Dude, Will has been phenomenal. I've been giving it my all. Will has been, like, I think I'm conditioning him almost to get. To be an alcoholic. No, I think he's just getting better. This goes one of two ways. My tolerance either skyrockets and I, like, get really fat because I'm drinking a ton of beer. Or my liver just gives out and I die.

Somewhere in the middle, I think. Let's shoot for that. Brett struck again on Friday. Yeah. We went to the Men in Blazers meetup. Well, hold on. We had a cheese plate off first. Yeah, we had a cheese plate.

I didn't eat much of a lunch, and I had a cheese plate to follow up. And then all of a sudden, I'm like four heavy IPAs deep. What did you drink at your crib? Two Boddington Pub Ales. Okay. They go pretty hard. Yeah, next thing I knew, I'm sitting at dinner, and I was like, Sally, we got to get out of here.

I'm fading hard. And she took me home. So, I mean, just the fact that I made the dinner was kind of a win in itself because we kind of knew things might go south a little quickly. Yeah, we were fully prepared for it. It's just, I don't know. Like, I can't keep up with you, man. But I respect you for trying.

You're getting there. It's not like you don't put in, like, bad performances. No, it's not like you're bringing me home or anything. Like, I just can't handle it. And I wake up the next day wanting to die. I actually didn't feel bad the next day. As it turns out, if you start drinking at 4 and you go to sleep at 9.45, you're in good shape to feel pretty good the next day

because you get about 10 or 11 hours of sleep. Hell yeah. Yeah. Maybe if Dylan would come out one time. Dylan does this guy's deal. Yeah, Will threw me a text Friday afternoon. He's like, hey, are you free tonight? I want to get some beers.

And I, it, it really, it upset me. You sent me back like the longest response ever. I was like, man,

fuck. I was like, every time you guys do something cool, I'm always, I'm always busy. I always have plans or I have parks.

It's like, can we do, can we plan one of these where I can actually, you know, come with? It was upsetting. Hurt my feelings. No, I didn't hurt my feelings hurt my i mean you invited me to do something i did i got some tips from the men in blazers on how to

crush a uh uh listener meetup i did what are the what are the five keys to crushing a list there's really only one and one of the guys and like he just he walked up to everybody he was just constantly on the move just floating around to everybody he was on offense i've never seen anything like it at listener meetup unbelievable you know what i i kind of subscribe to that strategy yeah because it because it makes it takes out some of the awkwardness he just was he was just cruising talking to every single person i don't know this guy but was he on any kind of performance enhancers no because it just that kind of triggers that i don't think so okay good i don. I don't think Raj does Adderall. He was tactical with it, though.

He, even if, like, up to your 30 seconds, he gave you, like, one extra thing other than, like, the hello, how are you? Hey, let's get a pic. And then, boom,

on to the next. He was like a little, a butterfly. He was killing it. He's a pro. Granted, like, if you weren't there for the thing,

it would have been weird because this guy just comes up. You just have a British guy from up, just like. Oh, it wasn't like a, like a marked weren't there for the thing, it would've been weird. Cause this guy just comes up. Just have a British guy from up. Just like, yeah. Oh, it wasn't like a, uh, like a marked roped off section or anything. No, it was just a bar. But yeah.

Uh, Brett can confirm. I fanboyed a little bit. I was a little nervous. Oh, well, no. Yeah, he did. He's very nervous. He's doing the thing. He like pushed me into him.

He's like, dude, go like, no, that was Sally. That was Sally. She, she literally did that. She literally pushed you to one of the guys. I know the guy previously from a past life. But yeah, it was fun though. Spooky. I was doing, what's the Hefeweizen there?

It's hard to say. Is it Live Oak or Saison? Oh, Live Oak's a big Hefeweizen down here. It's hard to say Saison. It's hard to say Saison. I like the Live Oak Hefeweizen. I used to like them more, and I think I drank too many of them, so now I've cooled off a little bit on Hefeweizens.

More of a Francis Conner guy. You're more of a Dos Equis guy now. I went south of the border on Saturday, baby. Damn, dude. Yeah. Well, metaphorically speaking. I drank about... I had a weird Saturday.

I was in Duncanville. More on that later. Or maybe Wednesday. But went up Friday. Hung out. Watched the sports. Watched the Mavs. And then Saturday morning, my dad and I played golf.

It was great weather. It was peeled to pull over about an hour and a half into it, which is all I want. That's a good situation. That's ideal golf weather for me. Yeah. Good for you. Show up to show up to the tee box and you're like,

Oh no, is it going to be one of these days? Like really cold. And then like the clouds kind of clear out and then it's like 65 degrees and sunny. Fantastic. Had fun on the course. Had a bad back nine,

had an excellent front nine. I thought we might be in for something special. Didn't happen, but that's okay. Within a year, I'm going to be a consistent 70s player really yes i absolutely believe that i have my time's running out do you remember when i said earlier this year that i was going to be a 70s guy this year haven't haven't done it yet haven't sniffed it have not sniffed it what was like much golf though have you yeah i need to set my game up you need to sniff the course first there are rumors flying around that I might have the best team for the golf outing in Cabo. Oh, you guys aren't even going to be at that? No.

Son of a bitch. Yeah, we booked our flights, and then you guys were like, oh, by the way, there's a tournament Friday morning. Like, oh, well, we won't be there. Thanks. To be fair, I don't think we could have made it anyway, because it would require Alyssa taking off another day. Yeah.

But I still was like, in my head, I was like, man, I could have flown down by myself. I thought I told y'all about it. I'm sorry. It's all right. We're still going to get a round off down there. Okay. Saturday night.

On God? Saturday. Oh, by the way, my dad made red beans and rice Friday. And I just ate that all weekend. I had it like four different times. I kind of like putting in requests to my dad whenever i go home of like something that i kind of want they hit me up for the request yeah and then he makes it and then i just yeah he he makes a good vichyssoise what the hell is that it's a leek soup and so he makes it in the summertime it's served cold and it's just really good for some reason and so i always i like if it's summer

i'm like what if we got a vicious was off yeah uh saturday night i was like you know what i'm gonna go to the store i'm gonna make some dcrs dude you can't rebrand it from dkr that's so messed up when i got the uh purple low sugar gade. You can do blue or purple. I prefer the purple. Obvi. Coside. Little Tito's, little ice. Just in general. I don't know.

Because it has a lean vibe to it? I don't know. You draw your own conclusions. Sipping that perp. And then you put like hella limes. You can't do enough lime. Yeah. And if you want to get real loco, and I do, put in a little sparkling water.

Get a little carbo. Dude, so I was on the phone with Dave the other day. Dave was driving. And he accidentally bought a sparkling water instead of a still water. Sparkling smart water. Didn't know they made it. Dave was shell shocked when he opened it. He was like, what?

What just happened? Yeah, it took me by surprise and let me tell you this smart water has a top five sparkling water on the market right now it's very good no one's talking about that it does not come in a glass bottle it's plastic it's just it it's very um underwhelming when you're just looking at it but let me tell you it packs a punch but yeah so i had a couple uhRs, and then I decided to meet our friend, friend of the show, the dead guy. What? Friend of the show, KJ.

We decided to go meet at Wild Wings in Cedar Hill, have some beers. And then from there, we took it to the boxcar novella, which only real ones from Super South will know about that. But I'm bummed you didn't get any wings. I went late, though. I did. will know about that but i'm bummed you didn't get any wings you went late though i did in fact i i did my wild wing strategy is to get a a gram off in non less than peak gram uh time period but still did numbers thanks at dc rough on instagram jesus didn't you meet up with a friend in san marcos ky nope i don't have a friend in San Marcos, KY? Nope. I don't have a friend that goes by that name, actually, Brett.

KY. I think he's making a KY jelly. Yeah, I know. I think it's, yeah. But no, Brett, thank you for asking. I thought I saw it. KY and I did not actually meet up in San Marcos. Okay.

Yeah. How was your weekend and fun? KY. That's aggressive, Brett. I like it. It was good. Perfect. Yeah. Like we were saying, like it. It was good. Perfect. Like we were saying, Will and I had a little Friday afternoon. Had a cheese plate that Sally made that was phenomenal.

The onion apple jam was tremendous. Spoon.com. Apple onion jam if you're trying to find it. And the, was it mortadella what was the meat the smoked oh we just we got some we got some 24 month prosciutto for that that board and then that was fantastic but what was the yesterday i made i was remaking the cheese board with the leftovers and i look over and rosie was pretty much on the kitchen counter and she ate the entirety of the prosciutto that was left over wow i. I was quite upset.

Shouts to Rosie for that. But a phenomenal cheese board. We went to the meetup. Which was fun because we did a bunch of beers. But the problem was the Sabres and Red Wings didn't put up the offensive show we were hoping for. Yeah, so we weren't chugging beers at the clip that we thought we might be. Will had to chug one, like, third of one beer, which is disappointing.

That's all where the Sabres season has just hit a wall. What happened? Well, I don't think they've hit a wall. I think they just haven't played since Friday. I don't know. A lot of people were saying that they're just absolutely melting down. They're not really moving the puck. Listen, they had an injury or two have kind of hit them.

They're still coming out of the gates hot. I said they can't keep up the pace they were because of pressure on the puck. Two guys on the puck every single time the puck gets dumped in, Dylan. I hate that, man. And when you're gassing yourself every single game like that, and you had a West Coast road trip already, they just need to reset. They need to shuffle the puck better. They play the Coyotes at home tonight.

It's a good way to reset tonight. Coyotes. But then, hey, Saturday we went to, we bar hopped on Rainy Street. And there's a bar that, I don't know if you guys love it, On Bar Leaveable. Hate it. I loved it. It has a clown theme. Circus theme, I mean.

Did it? Maybe at that point I was just lubed up enough to not really notice it. It creeps me out a little bit. We had fun. We had ice and hours. Did you go down the slide? I did go down the slide, yeah. It has a checkered past, too.

Oh. Okay. They were in the news a couple years ago for what some may call all the wrong reasons. Okay. Yeah, I think most. That being said, they somehow rebounded and are still a bar. People love going there. They got rid of, apparently they got rid of one of the people who was involved.

Okay. That was probably the move. Yeah. And now it's like one of the most crowded bars on Rainey. It was. It's the only bar I've waited in line for. It's a good setup in there. I've only been there once and it was for a bar crawl.

And so we didn't spend a ton of time there. But it's a good setup in there. I've only been there once and it was for a bar crawl. So we didn't spend a ton of time there. But it's a good setup. The band who was playing was no votey, Will. Oh, yeah. Who is that? Not many are. Good time, though. We bounced over to Eisenhower's, which was fun.

Keep an eye out. Eyes emoji. Yeah, a good little Saturday. Then Sunday I did absolutely nothing actually you know what i did sunday i woke up and had one of those like i kind of ate like shit this weekend moments so i hit the treadmill for an hour and a half yesterday whoa damn just doing interval training chill out forest yeah it was a lot so uh i feel good today i thought you're gonna say you doubled down on eating like shit

because you're like, I ate like shit already like the last two days. That's pretty much what I do on the weekend. I just starve myself all day in the treadmill for 90 minutes. Intermittent fasting. Yeah, but just the whole day until dinner. I went to two events this weekend. One was Premier League Fan Fest, and I was underwhelmed by it, unfortunately,

but that was because i had different expectations for it it was kind of a family-friendly event as opposed to being like a a beer garden kind of event you know what i mean yeah and people were going crazy and stuff i will say this it was very cool being there for the polysic goals did we win or did they win yeah he had a hat trick in his first and in his it was his first ever goal for chelsea and the crowd went absolutely nuts he does he come off the bench still or no he started that game because he had a nice performance in champions what's the rationale on this on this coach over there uh i i don't know is he trying to like temper expectations and temper temper the

hype for him and be like hey you're not bigger like there are people that are saying that the the coach frank lampard values young English players. And they also have a lot of young talent on that team. Shout out to all my young English players out there. Yeah, for sure. For sure. But I think they're kind of trudging through all the talent they have and trying to see where people fall. But they've got some good talent over in Chelsea.

Okay. And I'm excited. I'm kind of going in on Chelsea a little bit. You know, like the Bill Parcells, you know, doesn't trust rookies. Yeah. That's like a noted thing. He's not like he got a rookie though he played for dormant and that's okay then fucking they're a good man yeah he should be played that being said i'm kind of getting into chelsea i'm going to a chelsea game in december and i'm excited about it so it's going to do numbers for them because it makes me want to watch chelsea yeah and now after the hat track

like you got to start do people throw their hats on the field there? I don't think they do. Okay. So it'd be a long toss. Dylan could do it. How far could you punt a hat? Yeah. Dylan,

you got to think about five feet. You got, it gets caught on your foot and it just goes straight up. Yeah. Yeah. It would be difficult. Yeah. Not,

not very aerodynamic either. No, not at all. Flying through the air. You guys want to hear about the tuna thing I went to? That was a big ass tuna. 200 pounds?

It was 180, I think. That thing was grotesque. It was huge. So, there's a really expensive sushi restaurant in Austin and it's way too expensive

to go to, but they were doing an event for $30 where you could watch this 180 pound tuna get broken down. Micah got tickets. I got some tickets sally and her sister and we all went and it was like the weirdest event i've ever been to they were selling drinks for way too much money and then there were a bunch of free sake and japanese whiskey vendors that were just giving

out drinks for free so i was like why would i go a $12 beer when I can just like drink cans of sake? So I just started pounding sake last night, which like, honestly, sake buzz is top three buzz for me. But then it was just a bunch of people with their phones out watching this dude chop up

180 pound tuna. He just ripped his head off with a saw. Oh shit. In one swoop or no? Nah, they had to flip it over and do a couple hacks at it. That's a big fish big fish man but then they started bringing out the tuna to everybody and everyone was so hungry that people were just swarming the waiters and waitresses that had

this tuna and it became like a really bad look for everybody where do you catch tuna that big this was in this was in japan i think like they flew it over where was it oh yeah where japan and so we were just like what's going on like this is a word like when people are hungry and they're sprinting after food it's like the lowest form of human evolution how are they preparing it uh they were at first they were just doing it fresh with some uh soy sauce and other stuff squirted on top of it like they had like this thing that they were just doing it fresh with some soy sauce and other stuff, squirted on top of it. They had this thing that they were doing.

Then they started making hand rolls. You know my roll of choice is the spicy tuna. Oh, really? That's my go-to. That's my panic roll. I always get the spider roll, which is usually a soft-shell crab roll. I like soft-shell crab. I'm a salmon guy.

Salmon's great, too. Yeah. I think all are great options. There's no loser here. Sure. I'll be shell crab. I'm a salmon guy. Salmon's great too. Yeah. I think all are great options. There's no loser here. Sure. I'll be a loser. I'm not a sushi guy at all. All right.

And I need to, I need to, I'm so not a sushi guy that I need to take like the intro to sushi. Like what is the lowest, like what's the crab brand ruin of sushi? Like the, I mean,

you're, you're going to, you're going to be eating like California rolls. Like a tuna roll. A tuna roll is a very basic sushi roll. Very basic. I need the intro to sushi. So it's just tuna, rice, and wrapped in seaweed. Yeah.

You have fish? I love grilled fish. I love fried fish. See, I like sushi more than I think I like cooked fish. I love sushi. Sushi's incredible. Yeah, I'm a big sushi guy. I would like to try sushi

all right we can get a sushi dinner base level sushi dinner we'll get one off we'll get a sushi dinner off for you all right thank you yeah i don't have anything else from this week um what's the deboning situation on a giant tuna it was hard to say admittedly i kind of stopped watching for a little bit because there were so many people around that it was hard to say admittedly i kind of stopped watching for a little bit because there were so many people around that it was hard to get a good view and so it wasn't until the very end that micah and i found ourselves like two people walked away and mike and i were like oh this is a great spot to walk into but by that time they had already taken all the meat off of the carcass that what you'd call it i don know. And so they just had these giant slabs

of just like sushi grade tuna that were just sitting there. People were like chanting the dude's name though. It was very weird. Yeah, the whole thing sounds very primal. Yeah. It was. And it was just very, very weird.

It's strange. And I was so hungry after that we had to go somewhere else to eat dinner because we were like, well... Like imagine another species if they ate human and they just like put out like you know a well-sized and just cut it up in front of a bunch of other we were talking about like an episode of the twilight zone would be like because the tuna weighs as much as i do right so like it's just maybe it's just me laying

down on this table while like a bunch of other tuna are like looking on the side with their phones like yeah cut it look at the size of this unit right here. The chef's name was Yoshi and people were just going crazy for him. Damn. He was kind of a rock star. Fuck yeah, Yoshi. Hey, did you guys see I doubled up on rowback on the golf course yesterday?

I saw that. You looked hella sponsored. I was. Yeah, I had the charcoal hat on and the long sleeve polo shirt. I saw the long sleeve. I need a long sleeve. Which not many people are doing for some reason.

You look good though. I saw the long sleeve. I need a long sleeve. Which not many people are doing for some reason. You look good, though. I've looked... People were commenting. You looked like a player out there. Yeah. And then people saw you tee off, and they were like, oh, no. Yeah. They say look good, play good.

No. I was actually... I hit that one pretty well. I went four iron off the tee. It was a... Oh, sick. Yeah, because... That's sick, bro.

There was a creek that was about 250 away the middle of fairway i didn't want to hit it you know i don't want to hit the water david so why don't you just go over it because it was a pretty wide situation there i would have to i would have to fly at 290 probably i guess that's a problem for some people all right will what's up nothing I'm just saying with this weather, like I need these rollback long sleeve polos. Like I need air to breathe. Oh,

I did. When I say I peeled off my QZ about an hour and a half in, it was a, it was a rollback QZ. Wow. A lot of compliments on it. Like this, this one's called the birdie long sleeve and like the reviews.

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Because there's still, Roback is still like grassrootsy enough to where like, I wear it to my home course back in Duncanville. And like, people are like, whoa, what is that?

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Randy 20. Randy 20. 20% off, David. Yeah, that's a great percentage. Yeah, I think so too. It's one fifth if you put it in a fraction form. Oh, man. Should we talk sports real quick?

Yeah. There was a lot of sports this weekend. I don't, I'll be honest, I don't really know where to start. If you guys want to start with just like top list girls, we can do that. You want to start there? Yeah. Yeah, so during the seventh inning of the World Series last night, game five,

there were a couple of young ladies behind home plate who popped their tops. They went tits out, Dave, is what I'm trying to say. Yeah. I saw people tweeting about it without the video and I was like, oh, damn it. What did I just miss? Yeah. And luckily the video surfaced. Many people caught it. Probably hit the old

rewind on the DVR. Yeah. Imagine not having DVR. Not only did I miss this live, I missed Janet Jackson during the Super Bowl live as well. You didn't miss anything. That was more uncomfortable than anything. Although it was like a historic, iconic moment that I feel like people talked about for like a month afterward.

Yeah. We saw a titty during the Super Bowl. And it had a weird thing on it. Yeah, I was chatting online on MSN Messenger. So the two girls who have since been banned for life from MLB games. Oh, I'm sure they're devastated. By the way, how is that enforceable? Facial recognition software,

dude. Go to a casino. Nah. Your boy's banned from the Buffalo Bills Stadium for life. What'd you do, dog? Don't worry about it, man. What did you do? Brett's a bad boy. So we could never go to a Bills game. I can. You can tailgate though.

what I'm saying, you can go scalp a ticket, walk up there, no one's going to stop you. Like you can go. I've done it before. Okay. That's what I'm saying.

Like this is not enforceable. I didn't know we hired a fucking bad boy. Yeah, somebody jumped off the roof of the Barstool RV into a table as they do in Buffalo.

Well. And the RV was parked in my name. So. So you didn't. You didn't. I didn't didn't do anything okay i was collateral damage guilty by association well in the mafia bill's mafia that's you know true words all right so the two young ladies who went top was during the world series they flashed they they they did and you know i gotta say one of the flashes is like she didn't i I don't know. Whatever. I'm not gonna criticize the flashing, but that's what I did.

Her technique was off? Yeah, it's just like... Lauren Summer and Julia Rose are the names of these two young ladies. These names mean nothing to me. Well, Julia Rose, she has a Patreon page. Oh, I can respect that. And on said Patreon page, I believe she goes topless quite a bit. And that's according to the description here. Do you subscribe to her Patreon?

No, I don't. It says, and yes, there will be boobs, plenty of boobs. I think she does Q&As, photo shoots that she films and puts on there. It would be a bad look to criticize a fellow Patreon. I'm not... Actually, listen to this, Dave. I'm not criticizing. Well, I'm just wondering,

who's paying for boobs in 2019? So, to be a Patreon on... Or to be a patron, excuse me, on her Patreon page, it is $15 a month. That's more than it would cost to be a member of our Patreon. $15 a month.

Oh, yeah. We're a bargain compared to this. We don't show our boobs, though, unfortunately, or any other parts of our bodies. We're thinking about adding a foot tier for Dylan, though. She currently has, and she's gained about 20 since we started recording this. She has 8,373 patrons currently. That's more than double what we have.

Should we just get a membership with our company account? All right right so listen i ran the numbers on this okay um this if you annualize it she would be making a little over 1.5 million dollars a year that's before patreon keeps their fee and and all that stuff of course with taxes she's only taking on like 50 grand so she's grossing 1.5 million just from her patreon page that's absurd dude shout out to her we should get her on the pod what i want i want how many how many how many guys last night unfollowed her on instagram when their girlfriends saw that this was the girl who flashed and they were like why are you following her? I can tell you, I know some people who followed her on Twitter.

I'm looking at the... And three, two of them are just random Astros fans that I know. I mean, it's a good marketing move for them. Yeah, it really is. It worked out. We're talking about it. Honestly honestly that was about as much world series i watched last night because i was doing other stuff i can't seem to find her instagram page she's got two point something million followers so yeah yeah other people are having

so an easy time yeah i don't know weird so she's not only got the patreon money she's got that ig money she's apparently just totally crushing it yeah what about her friend how's she doing i don't know i can't speak to her inst her um her patreon i don't know if she even has one Lauren Summer is this girl's name This is the one 45.6k So she's not quite the That's okay though She does have a Patreon

I'd take that She has a Patreon as well How's it doing? Let's see She has Oh she keeps her numbers private oh yeah so i do not know what you can pay she has a silver membership and a gold membership silver is 20 a month okay gold is 150 a month uh excuse me better come with some major perks okay lauren summer chill chill you're kind

of gouging your fans there that makes me feel better about our business strategy. I think we are giving them publicity. But their little stunt worked. If Patreon isn't scared of us this year and they want to have a roundtable forum at South By in March. Holler. We'll do it. And you know what? We'll hop on with these two Patreon influencers.

I don't know. I get a little uncomfortable around attractive women no i don't know what we would even talk about girls that publicly show their boobs i just get really uncomfortable i kind of i don't know on a sunday night nonetheless can't be showing teas on a sunday but they couldn't do it saturday it's for the boys. Ah, that's a good point. Yeah. That'd be weird. I wonder how much those seats cost.

Did they run down or were they sitting there the entire time? I don't know. Good question. I mean, she can afford it based on her Patreon following. I wonder if like Marlon's man hooked him up.

That would be mine, yes. That's a Marlon's man assist right there. Yeah, this reeks of Marlins man what about Tiger Dave you're the go to Tiger guy with this dude we had prime time golf I know and Dylan and I managed to not watch any of it

it was it was fun I didn't watch it start to finish and they had a delay and they had to play like 27 or whatever on Saturday or, and yesterday. So they finished, you know,

Japan, what is it? Uh, what now we did it once we pulled, we can only pull the card once per show. Uh, so yeah, they finished up Monday in Japan or,

you know, so Sunday we got to watch the primetime tiger plays last seven holes. And, uh, dude, 82. I mean, he looked great. He looked amazing And, dude, 82. I mean, he looked great. He looked amazing. Can I?

Okay. Had Hideki right behind him. This is a circling back confession. I didn't know that he was one win away from having tied most all time. Oof. I didn't know that. Sorry. Also, I assumed he had more than 81 wins going into this.

It seems like he's won a million tournaments. He didn't win from 2013 to 2018. He won zero. He won everything before that. He has like 400. No, excuse me. He has like 365 starts and 82 wins now. That's a ridiculous percentage.

Yeah. Yeah. That's pretty nuts. That will never be matched by anyone. One moment last night that I laughed at was Hideki was two down in the last hole, and he hit his drive in the bunker on a par five. Oh, dude. What did he do, Dave?

He caught all ball. He went three wood out of a trap. I love it. You don't see that. It was phenomenal. Yeah. He caught all ball. He had a couple moments where early on he could have gotten it to a one-stroke lead. He missed like a four-foot birdie putt.

He absolutely wiped it. Hideki's a player, man. He is, but he didn't have it yesterday. I think he was a little bit intimidated by the big cat. He's been like triple-digit putting rankings every year for the last 10 years. It's not good. You know what this means? First of all, it means that we're very likely to see Tiger Woods on the President's Cup

as a player, not just the captain. And even better, Dave. Next summer. Is Tiger going to be on the Olympic team? Got to get that World Golf. I think it's World Golf ranking up. Top four Americans in the world. Okay.

He could do it. He is there right now. He could do it. Closely following right now. He could do it. Closely following him is Patrick Cantlay. Where will the Olympics be? No one wants Patrick Cantlay, although he's probably a better player for that format. It's in Japan.

It's in Tokyo. Oh, it is? Yeah. Isn't that in Japan? Indeed it is. Oh. Where? Don't. Dude, I want to go to i want to go to tokyo let's go to tokyo 2020 tokyo supposed to be pretty tight man hey i might just try to qualify so i can get a free trip over there

you've got a lot of work to do you have to get your tour card i'll be honest you're not gonna make it no i'm not no i'm gonna go for a like a lower sport oh okay like what sport do you think i could most likely qualify it one of those weird sports that if you baton twirling walking power they walk pretty fast though i don't think i could take them i don't have the endurance hey it's like yeah you're the best you're one of the best in the world at the sport but like 45 people play the sport across the world so it's not a big exactly yeah hey um this hit me yesterday when they were talking about tiger in the olympics um big cat in the olympic village yeah okay that he's gonna need to have a okay chastity belt on himself he's gonna need to have a sponsor to hang out with him

remember when valerio busted out of his and their alpaca corpse has just thrown about yeah yeah like gutted tiger's gotta have a chaperone he's gonna have a chaperone like kid a damn candy store like he they need to seriously have like uh multiple people monitoring him yo we gotta get eyes on tiger he's lost a cat that eminem album playing the whole time relapse okay that eminem album like you're on you're on bumble and 43 year old eldrick comes up you swipe right on that i think it's mac daddy santa photo yeah you absolutely god Absolutely. God. Kid in a candy shop. Yeah. That's bad.

Dude, I can't believe. I don't know. I thought after the Masters, I was like, you know, there's a good chance that's it. I went on record saying after the Masters, like, he doesn't need to win anything ever again. Like, for me, like, just seeing that, that was enough. I got to see one more Masters at an age where i was like you know needing it and uh i mean we're getting bonus tiger wins now in my opinion and i'm i'm all for it you have to think he's a betting favorite to win uh another masters makes you

think give me tiger five to one He can't go back to back. Dude, if he goes back to back, I mean, like, what do we even do? I'll cry again on my couch. Well, if Tiger's like 5-1 and Brooks just ends up at like 8-1, that's not a bad play. No, not at all. Dude, imagine Brooks and Tiger in the Olympic Village together. No. I can't.

You know who the other two Americans are, though? Too much alpha. Who? JT. Love it. And DJ. Oh, fuck. Okay, wait a minute.

Squad. You got to get... You cannot have DJ and Kat in the Olympic Village together. You got DJ and Brooks going up to chicks being like, hey, our buddy wants to talk to you over there. And it's just JT just like hey hey hey i'm so bummed that i didn't see that crime dog i didn't see that kawaii video until like everyone was doing a tweet with it and by that time i was like it's like the paul rudd video same thing everybody had done a tweet with it and i was like well fuck i wish i would have been early on this i love the

kawaii his sound clips are just the would have been early on this. He's so good. Kawhi, his sound clips are just the best. He's so unintentionally hilarious. It's so good. I love that guy. Me too. He's one of the most likable guys in the league. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. And he's on the best team in the league. Mm-hmm. If you take JT out of that squad in the Olympic Village, who do you put in? You need another alpha. Four alphas, though? Or do you need another playmaker?

Let me tell you this. I want Gary Woodland. Give me Gary Woodland, DJ, Brooks, and Cat. Get Gary out of there. I think Furyk is going to go and just sling it all around the Olympic Village. What about Ricky? Yeah. Ricky might do damage. Ricky, the thing that I like the least Or I really just Yeah I like the least

About Ricky Is that he Went to the Olympics And Got the tattoo He got a tattoo And he didn't even Get a medal

I mean also Ricky I like Ricky He's obsessed with his Like girlfriend Fiance wife Whatever she is Like he's not gonna be

Fun in the Olympic village He's just gonna be Texting her the entire time Like he's the wet boy Hey babe Like it's Back at the hotel Like DJ's like

We gotta go talk to Like this Swedish bobsled team or whatever. I don't think bobsled's going to be at the summer Olympics. We got to go talk to the Australian swimmer. Handball team. Yeah, and he's like, I can't, man. I got to FaceTime whatever her name is. The Norwegian biathlon chicks are over there, and they're just getting after it. Dude, Tiger's like, Brooks, go over there and talk to her.

Brooks, you got to go say hi. Tell her that I have an early tea time tomorrow. Oh, fuck, dude. Now I don't know who I want as number four. I mean, Cantley's next. Spieth is married. He'll be boring. Yeah, he'd be boring.

Stop that, Dave. No, I'm just saying. Spieth's. I think Spieth's still parties. Okay. That's fair. That's fair. Like, I think he's like your cool married friend.

That's fair. More so than Ricky. Definitely. Definitely. Has Bryson got a girl or what? He's pretty. He's getting jacked now. Come on. he's like your cool married friend that's fair more so than ricky definitely definitely is bryson got a girl or what he's pretty he's getting he's getting jacked up come on he'd go like the is chess and like it's like olympic sport yeah he'd be like yeah he'd be like oh with proper training i could beat everyone here at every sport i'm gonna meddle in algorithms yeah cool nerd dylan's a big facebook algorithm guy I have to hear that

one more time dude the algorithm man it's just boning us god you take Phil I was thinking about Phil

get Phil out of there he'd be slinging it like he'd have a football in the village and just be out the window just like hey now you don't want Phil

I can nail this Phil would Phil although Phil would be doing content yeah Phil we'd at least be able to see what's going on and he would be entertaining I don't know I'll take Phil got those Micah Cavs I just don't like that's the best three you can get you put Pat Reed

in there just for shits and gigs no he's dude you can't have you can't be out with him I can see him like getting in fights with people

and you having to like take him home and shit like he just gets stomped out by like a New Zealand rugby team yeah is rugby an Olympic sport should be

the all blacks you're talking about they lost shouts to them they lost man so shouts shouts to them. Shouts, man.

You guys lost. Who did they lose to? England. Not even in a... What? Dude, I think they ended up getting fourth place in the Rugby World Cup, which is not great for the boys. I don't like that at all. I think I talked about it before.

If you haven't already, go watch the All or Nothing on Amazon about those guys. They're absolute monsters. It's cool. I don't know. It was fun. Any other sports? Dylan, you got to see a true game manager manage a game this weekend.

Are you speaking of Jalen Hurts? I am. They lost. I was happy to see that. But, you know, I don't have much else to say about it. Who's first place in the Big 12 right now? The Baylor Bears are, Dave. Who would have thought?

The Baylor Bears. Texas is not a good football team. They're still capable of beating. Baylor? Oh, 100%. Dude, Baylor. I mean, they haven't played anybody yet, really. They beat Kansas State.

And Tech. Who just beat OU. And they beat Oklahoma State. They beat Oklahoma State in Stillwater. They beat Iowa State. Which, Iowa State's beat OU. And they beat Oklahoma State. They beat Oklahoma State in Stillwater. They beat Iowa State, which Iowa State's a good team. They beat them at home, right? Yeah. I was talking to my stepbrother on Saturday.

He was a Baylor alum. It showed the graphic. This is after the OU loss. Baylor's in first place in the Big 12. He's like, man, we could win the Big 12 this year. I was like, well, you you got to beat OU twice. That's just not going to happen. They could beat OU once.

They could. They cannot beat OU twice. They should sandbag against OU first round. Here's the problem now. Here's what's going to hurt Baylor. They're going to be OU is probably going to what? Would they fall to nine? Eight or nine? Against Texas, they'll probably be like a two-point favorite.

I don't know. But Texas is fully capable of going into Waco. Yeah, they're playing in Waco. And we're going to get like Tim Tebow, Sam Ellinger, where now he's super focused. Like breathy? They might just go on a tear and win out, which I don't know what the rest of their schedule looks like.

Baylor's obviously the toughest team they have. I don't know. I don't think Baylor's going to win out. Let me just say that. I agree with Dave. But if they do, it'll be the craziest story in sports. I think you went on record saying that they were going to beat Texas and OU. Me?

I could have sworn you said that. I said they'll win one of those games. Okay, one of them? Yeah, which... They will. That means Texas. They'll probably beat Texas. That means Texas.

It's in Waco? It's in Waco. If Texas is still... If their secondary is still what it has been the last couple weeks, then they might put up 50 on them. Just don't count out the best quarterback in Texas. Shane Bichelle. Shane B?

Still undefeated. So I think game day is going to be at Memphis. Oh, shit. SMU, yeah. That's a primetime game now. You're going to get SMU, the Ponies, in primetime on Saturday. Wow. It's on Saturday.

What year is it? Why did I think it was a Thursday game? They played Houston last Thursday. Okay, yeah, okay. That was a great game. Admittedly, I've not been watching a lot of SMU. Should be. That's weird.

You should be. Best team in Texas. Should be. Big pony guy. Pony up. That's crazy, man. Big 12's wild. I love the Big 12.

We're going to get two SEC teams in the playoff, aren't we? Yeah. Yep. Okay. Okay. Mm-hmm. Mm? Yep. Okay. Okay. Ohio State's the best team in the country, though. Agree. I'll take LSU.

I've no problem with that. I don't have a problem with that either. I would love to see that game. More than any other game out there. There's three teams. Is it because you kind of put off Barreau vibes? Thank you. Barreau? How does he say it? Is it Barre kind of put off Burrow vibes? Thank you. Burrow?

How does he say it? Is it Burrow? I think it's Burrow. That's what I said. That's what he said. He said Burrow. No, he said Burrow. I said Burrow.

Why are you going to Dave's neck right now? Pull a tape, Randy. Why are you going to Dave's neck? It's weird because I can hear it both ways when you say it. I'm not going to his neck. He said it differently than how you said it when you followed up. Is the dress pink or gold or whatever? That's weird.

I heard it both ways. Am I saying Laurel? Should we make that go viral again? Remember that viral video? Let's tweet it out and just be like, oh my God, is this dress? Dude, this is crazy. My friend just sent me this. That was a weird optical.

Being in a bar for that to drop was one of the most entertaining things in the world. People's minds were blown. Were you on mushrooms? I was not on mushrooms mushrooms but i was faded off a couple ipas and people were people were going crazy in the bar every every single person was staying there staring at their phone just going ah i see it now were you in austin no i was in michigan what bar did y'all see what's called tap 30 not the greatest t30 it's just they have it's called tap 30 because they have 30 beers on tap man clever last time i was there if you wanted a light beer uh you couldn't get one it was pretty much only like heavy beers over six percent i

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Show me an excuse. You guys hear the news? I don't think so. Hey, Alexa, play Welcome Back by Mace. Oh, Kanye? The chicken sandwich is back. This is big. Dropping Sunday, right?

Dropping Sunday when Chick-fil-A is closed. I didn't know they officially took it off. I thought it was just out everywhere. Yeah, it was. It was. It's officially back on Sunday though I might just blast Kanye's Sunday service while pulling through

The drive through and getting my sandwich Hopefully they're better prepared for the demand This time around You gotta think that they would be They've brought people on They've overstaffed for it I was at popeyes this weekend and i didn't even try to get it i went in with the intention of trying their voodoo

tenders i can't believe you tried them uh let me tell you they're gonna need this sandwich to hit hard because those voodoo tenders leave a lot to be desired why are they even trying new things out right now i think they're just they're just vibing i think they're just woke up and felt the vibe and they're just like you know what let's they got some some money to play around with the last thing they should be doing though is like taking attention away from the sandwich i mean i'm i'm gonna i'd love to say that i'm not gonna have popeyes this weekend because i feel like i've i've reached my Popeyes quota for probably the next six weeks

because I've had it quite a bit lately. I have too. But I got to be part of the hype machine. I got to go see what kind of line there is. I might go live from Popeyes. You won't, dude. Yeah, I've yet to try it. I got to jump on this thing.

I went to Popeyes the other day. Sally and I spent $34 between the two of us, and I still don't know how we did it. It's really hard to spend $34 at Popeye's if you're just eating for two. Good God. How much? $34.

I almost think they messed up, but we were so tired that we didn't even dispute them. Dude, I got food for two, and i spent less than 15 what did you i don't know man i feel like they rang us up wrong yeah they did i was in the passenger seat like not really paying attention to anything and then i heard the guy say it when he passed like the credit card back and i was like wait how much is that that's so popeyes 34 bucks that being said like we did have enough for like two meals easily for both of us. I have some red beans and rice in my fridge.

I do too. And some mashed potatoes. And an extra side of gravy. Oh, damn. I love it so much. Dylan, you have not had the sandwich. I haven't, Dave. Brett, you've never had Popeye's.

No, he had Popeye's the other day for lunch. I love Popeye's. Popeye's is my number one fast casual restaurant. Slash takeout slash drive-thru. Okay. Yeah, big fan. I don't mix it up a lot, though. I just go spicy tenders, barbecue sauce.

You gotta have the sandwich. Never had the sandwich. It's good. I'm wondering if it's going to be the exact same formula i think dave here's what we're going to do you and i are going to go in and we're going to get them i feel like i might need to go with dickhead well david and i are going to david and i are going to quality test these make sure they're up to snuff make sure they're good make sure they're the same sandwich that you know went crazy you want to go like golf or something yeah and then once we can confirm that it's a good sandwich, we will go there as a squad and we will get two more sandwiches and we'll have you guys do a taste test.

Okay. Okay? Look, I'm excited. I've heard nothing but just great things about it. I feel like if you poo-poo it, I'm going to be very upset. I won't poo-poo it, man. I can see you do it. Does the bun play a role?

Yes. A major role. That's what I thought. If you poo-poo it, I'm going to be very upset. I won't poo-poo him. I can see you do it. Does the bun play a role? Yes. A major role. That's what I thought. The bun is a major reason as to why it is such a good sandwich. This ain't your grandma's bun. No. The pickle slices are perfect. I mean, I don't...

Hey. What is the sauce? Mayo? I think it's just... Aioli? I don't think they call it that, but I think it's essentially just mayo. Joe? Hey, they had some kind of uh bring

your own bun campaign thing was that a joke did you see this it was a joke yeah dude they're they're doing content man i don't like that i didn't like i didn't think that it was it threw me off that was in very poor taste yeah yeah i showed up with some buns and they just told me no did y'all see the uh They dropped like a little hype video and it's one of those... I haven't watched the hype video yet. It's like a little highway sign that has all the food options at the next exit

and they walk up to the Popeyes. It's right next to Chick-fil-A. It says closed Sunday under Chick-fil-A and they slap on a sticker and they peel it off and it says open Sunday. Wow. I mean, that is a major

distinguishing characteristic of popeyes they are open on sunday you gotta think the next ceo of chick-fil-a has the easiest like first three months of all time right he's just like let's open sunday his new sunday initiative yeah people are like whoa hey listen to this guys i'm gonna increase revenue probably more than with whatever seven divided by or 100 divided His new Sunday initiative. Yeah. People are like, whoa. Hey, listen to this, guys. He's outside the box. I'm going to increase revenue probably more than whatever seven divided by or 100 divided by seven is. This guy listens to Gary Vee. Because fried chicken is different on Sundays as everybody knows. 100%.

Yeah. And with all the Chick-fil-A's and airports too, Sunday's a big travel day, Dylan. That's the worst part. Open up. I mean, on a Sunday and you're hungover in an airport, the first thing you want is a chicken sandwich or some tendies. Isn't there a Chick-fil-A inside the Atlanta Falcons Stadium? Yeah, and it doesn't open on Sundays.

And it's closed on Sunday? Yeah. Do you know what NFL games are, Will? I think they're on Sundays. They're on Sundays. Most of the time. Weird. Dude, this beef between these two is crazy.

Yeah. It's chicken. It it's not beef shut the fuck up come on man i'm happy i can't wait brett do you have any breaking news while we were podcasting as a matter of fact well i do i'm glad asked. A little choose your adventure here. Do you want Los Angeles forest fires, NHL, or local, I was going to say, washed media news? I think washed media news. I think we start there, Doug. Yeah, sure.

All right. In local us news, we still haven't booked a ski trip. True. I don't want to throw blame anywhere i'm gonna look at klein first okay intern klein is botching this oh man he's not gonna like this no he's not can't wait he's gonna he's gonna hear about can't wait to hear about it from him i just think if you're gonna throw if you're gonna throw anybody under the bus for like throwing brakes on this thing right now you're gonna throw the person that's not here under the

bus yeah i'm gonna throw klein under the bus for throwing brakes on this thing right now. You're going to throw the person that's not here under the bus? Yeah, I'm going to throw a client under the bus. It's a good move. I love that. It's a good move. Yeah, when he mentioned buying inflatable beds, I was like, oh, man, we're too far apart on this thing. You know what? Let me say this.

Not to be an elitist, but at my age of 35, I'm an old chunk of coal. I don't really think I need to be on a trip where people are buying inflatable mattresses. I withheld what I really wanted to say, which is basically the same thing. I'm not going to stay on one. And I don't want to be stepping over a mic in the living room, you know?

Yeah, you know, I don't want to, I want to come home and, you know, pull a toddy and not see like an mattress with a little half-ass blanket, like half on, half off. Like Sally just passed out face down, just like pillow marks on her face. Like, dude, what up? This isn't senior trip to Cancun. We'll get it.

You're 100% right. We'll book it eventually. We'll get it. I say we're all in our 30s. Brett and Klein are, in fact, not in their 30s. I'm losing hope that we're going to agree on anything. if i need to sleep on a couch i'm absolutely fine i would rather someone sleep on the couch than an air mat right here what needs to happen someone needs to start the like the first domino and just book something yes and like all right look i got my ticket here that's how you get a group trip started you just book a ticket

you're like hey i booked see you guys there you know what i'll do it if i have to just to get this savage i'm sick we'll just throw something at dylan that's how dude you know you know what it would be like so we're gonna get we're gonna be like uh all having drinks you're just gonna hear like this like buzzing noise you're gonna look over and it's like klein trying to air up it's a little generator like god damn it dude. And like the next morning, he's like, yeah, I think there's a leak in it. Yeah, it kept on deflating last night.

Like that's every air mattress ever. Yeah. Deflates. Yeah. It's not going to make it through the whole trip. They're so uncomfortable too. Klein's snowboarding the next day.

They're improving though. We just ordered one because we had some house guests and we just were like, all right, I guess we got to get an air mattress now. Like honestly, it's not bad. That being said said i don't want to sleep on them ever when they when they start deflating it's the worst you just know you're gonna get shady

night's sleep the thing about it is it's a mattress with air i didn't think it would like that good point dave you could fill it with water if you really wanted to. Would you rather have somebody do an air mattress or a couch bed? They're going to say hammock. You know, we have to pop off the cushions. Those are always the most uncomfortable. I kind of like them. Oh, a fold-out? Fold-out, yeah.

A couch bed? I don't know. Actually, I've heard them called couch beds before. Really? That was the most generic way to describe that. I think I've heard them described that. I've always heard them called a fold-out couch. That's what they used to call you.

But yeah, those... They called you the pull-out. Yeah, those aren't too comfortable. Point being, there's got to be a domino here somewhere. Look, I'll... I can look, dude. I know there's definitely a pizza hut. And what? I can look, dude. I know there's definitely a pizza hut.

What? I think we need to decide on the city first. I went over when we were at Will's on Friday. I asked Sally. I'm like, Sally, just lay it all on the line. What are you not saying in the group text? Because I feel like you have opinions.

And did she let loose? She let loose. There's nothing surprising about that. Railroaded Klein, I mean. I'll be honest. I've been the worst. I'm not a good person

to plan a trip with. I have not said one thing in this group text. It's funny because Sally and Klein cannot be further on opposite ends of the spectrum for this trip. Sally wants a villa in Aspen. She went back on it.

She's like, I'll do whatever as long as this just gets done. At the end of the day, all she wants to do is go on vacation because she has nothing to do for two months before she starts her job. So she's like, yeah, get me into a dope ski situation. Dope ski. Dope ski. It's that bad, eh?

What other breaking news do we have? Hey, I said NHL news. I meant NASCAR news. I don't know if you all saw. Denny Hamlin and Joey Logano, they went at it last night. Really? Yeah, Rubbin's racing, right? But they got into it after they just kissed no uh they looked like they might they were discussing um so hamlin uh in air quotes here wrecked logano um but looked it looked uh you

know innocent enough on the replay and uh they got they were discussing it afterwards and then joey went to walk away and gave gave denny a pop in the shoulder like uh like a double tap like i'll see you next time buddy but like the two taps on his chest were a little too aggressive he didn't take that very well did he no he did not yeah oh man i did that to dylan one time and he fucking just straight clocked me in the face i remember when you oh no that was client too through dylan's phone on the ground. Yeah, he can't do that. That was a fun night. Damn, they did get into it, dude.

These guys are, like, scrapping. Oh, yeah. And somehow Denny ended up on the pavement. Ooh. Oh, dude, one of the guys trying to break it up is he's got the Menards sponsorship on his back. Shouts to the Olive Garden of Gary, Indiana. Menards.

back. Shouts to the Olive Garden of Gary, Indiana. My heart's... Brett, I'm kind of disappointed that on this Choose Our Own Adventure, you did not offer up why nutting, the word nutting, is trending. Why is it trending? I don't know. Why is the word nutting trending?

I just looked over and saw nutting on my trending topics. I'm sure Dylan can tell us. No, but I'm looking into it. I don't understand what's happening here. People are tagging me in tweets and I don't know what to tell you. I think most people are just confused as to why it's trending.

Yeah, the trend is eating itself. It's the first thing that popped up for me. Yeah, I don't... Apparently, a dude named Bob Nutting is the reason that Neil Huntington is no longer the Pittsburgh Pirates general manager. This is all Nutting's fault. He got nutted.

Yep. Mess with the nut, you're going to get... What are you going to get? Fired from being the Pirates general manager. That's a golf course term that i've always felt like i was a little uncomfortable like oh i nutted that what does that mean just caught up here okay that did it yeah i'm a more like uh on the screws guy i like that that's my saying and then uh full full full circle here i'm a piped guy i piped guy if I miss something by like 1990s

word that I call myself I'm like are you virgin are you fucking virgin okay that's my go to that came out of nowhere I'm sorry right in the mic what the hell it was not a conscious thing it just happened

call that Popeyes. I'm so sorry. That's gross. Wow. Last piece of news here. If you're in L.A., shouts to our boy. What is it?

Is it Viper? Who's in L.A.? Who's the gas up guy in L.A.? Joe. Joe? Joe from L.A. Joe from L.A. Joe from L.A.

I haven't heard from Joe from L.A. in a bit. Well, I'm concerned because there's a little bit of a situation out there with forest fires in L.A. Yeah, LeBron had to relocate. Yeah, he was out all night in the car searching for rooms. Okay, I saw his tweets. How hard is it for LeBron to find a place to go stay? It's LeBron. You got to think he's got money for like a hotel.

Drake could go to the Kardashian house, right? Yeah. Is there something brewing there? What? Kombucha? You said Drake? Yeah. Is there something brewing there? What? Kombucha? You said Drake? Yeah. Drake?

You just made a brewing joke. I did. Wait. Who are you talking about? You're talking about Kanye and, or not Kanye, but one of the Kardashians and Drake? Yeah.

Isn't it Kylie? Or one of the Jenners? Kylie. Kylie might be with Drake. What's the song lyric? Is that an actual thing? Yeah. Is she the one that was with Travis Scott?

Yeah. That's weird because Drake and Travis Scott are boys. Yeah. I think this is all just, we're just feeding into the hype machine. I don't know. I think you're probably right, dude. Do you guys watch Kanye's interview

with the dude from Beats 1 in England? I think I saw the highlights. Is this the one where he said he's one of the greatest artists of all time? one where he said he's one of the greatest artists of all time i don't think he said one of he said the yeah he said a lot in this interview i watched the entire thing yesterday while doing i was knocking some workout and i just put it on in the background and uh i watched a two-hour kanye interview with a british dude he did two hours with this guy. Two hours. And he won't do Rogan.

They walked around his... Well, Rogan didn't want Kanye to come on. I honestly don't want it to happen because I think it'll be just terrible. That ended up being more of a Rogan being like, I don't think this is a good thing. But this guy's a good interviewer. Kanye's done them with him before. He's a very engaging interviewer.

He knows a lot. He's got good takes. I like the guy. I forget his name. Very British name. But whatever. interviewer he knows a lot he's got good takes i i like the guy i forget his name very british name but whatever if you're a conde fan it's worth looking at did you have a final piece of breaking news bro no that was it i just want to say be safe in la the fires those videos that come out where people drive through the oh that's the craziest like twitter videos i see once a year when when these wildfires start springing up in California.

I don't know how people are doing that. And then there's the videos of people literally running out of their houses, putting suitcases in cars. Crazy shit. Yeah. Stay safe. And tweet us a video if you want. Yeah.

We'll take your vid. Well, that was fun. I enjoyed that. Should we get out you want. Yeah. We'll take your vid. Well, that was fun. I enjoyed that. Should we get out of here? Yeah. I just ordered a breakfast sandwich online from Wheatsville. It's huge. That's the move.

That's the move. I did the yesterday for lunch. Ordered it online. I love it. You should pay 25 extra cents for that, which I think is total bullshit. Total bullshit. Really? 25 cents.

Hmm. Come on. Oh, online order fee. Okay. Okay. Must. Okay. I mean, we're saving you manpower by ordering online. Hey, tomorrow, the final spooky season before Halloween. Whoa.

I found the Thunderbolt. Now you're all in big, big trouble. Can't wait, Dave. I've been looking at the emails, been going through all the data. It looks like tomorrow's episode might be the spookiest so far. Oh my god. It's crazy how they just keep one-upping each other. You can't keep getting spookier, man.

You gotta draw the line somewhere. I think you guys are gonna like what happens tomorrow. Okay. And remember, if you need some background music for your Halloween party, Halloween's Thursdayursday go become an optimized backer and you can just play spooky season in the background of your halloween party imagine doing that really freak your guests out also if you sign up today you there's still a backlog of spooky season podcasts listen to you got plenty of content there. A lot. Four. At least four.

I feel like it's been spooky season for like a year. I can't wait. Okay. Dave, what if you're concerned about not being spooky season November? I heard there's a plan.

There's a plan. There's a plan. We might plan There's a plan We might get We might get one extra Spooky season in November Because we are getting There's an influx Of spooky stories I want to hear spooky things

That happen on Halloween And people Oh I'm sorry Do you guys want an update Oh ghost dog yeah Oh I just cucked you Sorry Yeah it's okay

Oh shit Yeah I've discovered That dogs are Or my ghost In my apartment's a dog Yeah the thing that you told us about the other day was even more damning to me than the golf club situation so i'll just say that sally went sally went uh and took rosie out and when she went to take rosie out in the morning i went to

the bathroom and right outside of the bathroom is rosie's bed her dog bed and i was going to the bathroom and i heard i heard a dog sit down to the dog bed kind of like rosie does she she kind of like scratches at it and then nuzzles herself in and sits down and i was like oh i didn't hear them come in i was like rosie nothing said it again nothing and then like three minutes later i hear the door the door open and rosie and sally walk in i'm like uh what's going on here you didn't you didn't walk out and check to see if the bed was... I was kind of freaked out. I was kind of doing some work in the bathroom.

I didn't sprint out to see if Rosie was sitting there. You were cranking. No, I wasn't cranking. That'd be weird. Finally, they're gone. I was using the restroom, Dylan. I was doing what people do in restrooms. I thought that's what you meant. Sally doesn't take the dog out. I just sprint to the bathroom. I got eight minutes.

So, yeah, I ended up... Don't come in here. I was very freaked out. And then I was like, you know what? It makes sense. The dog was probably trying to get into our room and it was like all groggy

in the middle of the night and knocked over the golf bag. Did you feel the bed to see if it was warm or cold? Oh, I should have. Did Rosie act different? Like, is she avoiding her bed at all? No.

Okay. Dude, you have a ghost dog. I'm totally convinced. Dude, that's best case scenario. It is. It is. I'm very, I'm happy it's a dog instead of a human. Or it's a human that likes sitting on dog beds.

You got to name this thing, though. Unless it's a demon dog. I know. Once I start collecting more information, I will start thinking of names for the demon dog. And Klein's going to come in hot later with the text messages. Oh, yeah. Just be ready.

Probably about six or seven o'clock tonight. Why'd y'all do them like that? Yeah, why'd y'all do them like that? Brett started it. I had to throw him under the bus. Yeah. Klein, I'll take that. Direct all hate to Brett.

Klein's going to end up sleeping on a yoga mat. Yeah. Klein, if you want to redeem yourself, though, just throw the first domino. Yeah, dude. You're the first one. That doesn't mean buy an air mattress. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. All right, fun times. All right, let's get out of here. All right. Bye. Bye. Bye.

Bye. Bye. Bye.