Circling Back - Touching Base on Circling Back

Episode Date: August 14, 2023

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This is about business. All right, we're back. Touching Base podcast coming to you live from Austin, Texas. My name's Will DeFreeze. podcast coming to you live from Austin, Texas. My name's Will DeFreeze. To my left, David, the dunk man from Duncanville, Raph. No one has ever called me that, but I appreciate that. It's very nice of you. I'm going to start off the show today with a new segment I've been workshopping. It's Dave's moment of gratitude. I want to say to the um young lady or young man who sent me this vintage slinky of course you'll know slinky as the original walking spring

toy thank you i'm going to keep it right here in the box so i can resell it of course um but it's going to stay right here this entire show so shout out to you you're going to resell the slinky that a listener sent you i'm going to flip it let's let's say flip okay you you're gonna resell the slinky that a listener sent you i'm gonna flip it let's let's say flip okay okay you're not flipping vintage slinkies what are you doing you can tell he really loves it because he's playing with it not speaking of playing with it dylan shivery ladies and gentlemen i also got a gift the other day as a mug that i'm for some reason i'm not using yet but i will soon it is a mug that has the state of alabama on it and then over certain cities there are characters that i don't

i'm not i think they're like mean like people from memes i don't really know what's going on so if you sent that to me please explain yeah you were getting called out in the dms of the circling back account it's an account i'm not sure what that actually is am i just not get i'm not getting something like anyway i think i know what it is i think it's it's a punishment for interrupting my moment of gratitude you're trying to you're kind of trying to piggyback off mine you even have it in front of you go get it i just acknowledge that yeah did you bring also i dropped parks off today for his first day of third grade and And, you know, just a dad moment. You know, kid's growing up, handsome as ever, good kid.

But, man, third grade already? Where's the time going? You know? I got to tell you, man, third grade, maybe closer to fourth, but that's when the kids found cigarettes. Really? Just saying. It's probably vape now, zen i actually got him um yeah

your son's zinning yet i got him one of those escobars those vape pens everyone's using because i don't want to smoke i thought there were elf bars escobars i've got a big bag full for halloween is that what they call you yeah very happy to be here i'd be remiss to not introduce today our producer, Micah Weiner. Micah, pleasure to see you. Hello. How are we doing today? Tremendously. It is Monday.

It's the best day of the week. It's great to be with you guys. Micah. Are you one of those Mondays the best day of the week, Tuesdays the worst day of the week people? Are you anti-Tuesday? Yeah, actually. I mean, if you want to rank the days, I could do it. Monday is obviously number one. You get ahead of the week people are you anti-Tuesday yeah actually I mean if you want to rank the days I could do it Monday is obviously number one you get ahead of the competition you're killing everybody else out there because you're ready to rock Friday the second best day because

you're you know you made it slamming your laptop sticks absolutely stinks Thursday you know and just like your friends Dylan and almost Friday it feels good and uh you know, and just like your friends, Dylan, it almost Friday. It feels good. And, you know, hump day is pretty good because you get to noon. You're like, all right, we're halfway there. That's how it works. And Tuesday, by default, becomes the worst day of the week. But it's great to be here on the best day of the week with you guys. Oh, so you're not including the weekend, like Saturday, Sunday? No, no, no, just the week.

I know that you're always a fan of National Margarita Day, probably National Te day as well and so being that today is august 14th i thought i'd look up what day it is does anyone know prior what day this is oh national pina colada day no no you're actually not that far off is it uh national um micah's bachelor party was two years ago day no no micah do you have any guesses on what national food day it is? I don't. It's national creamsicle day. Shout out to all the creamsicles out there. Man, I love a good creamsicle. Those are good. I haven't had one in a long time.

That's a throwback dessert for me. I haven't had one in so long. Do you have some for us? I don't even think I've ever had an absolute creamsicle before. We didn't have a. You know this. We didn't have an ice cream truck that rolled through town when I was younger, so I didn't get those stock things that most kids had.

Well, you missed out, man. They're pretty damn good. Dude, I know. I know. The dreamsicle, like the orange one. Ooh-wee! That, my friend, is a dessert. Micah's more of a hammer and sickle guy.

Noted left winger. Micah, man, gosh. Look at this guy. He's fucking doing it. What? Okay. How's producer Micah doing today? Are you okay? You all right?

I'm good. I don't like being called a socialist. I don't appreciate that, David. You know that not to be true. So you're going to take this moment to say that you are not a socialist? Yeah, just for the record. Okay. Let the record show I'm not a fan of socialism.

Not into socialism. Famously not a socialist. Okay, that's cool. He's a classical liberal. You're getting closer. Okay. I'm just saying. I support him in whatever he does.

Just happy he's here. Like whatever, though? Well, there's some things I wouldn't support, but most of the things. Would you go to a professional pickleball match with Micah? You know where I stand on pickleball. Fun hobby. Don't know the longevity of it. Socialist Micah's been playing sickleball.

America's fastest growing sport. It is. Are you really? I think big pickleball is, I think they're gassing the numbers I still don't believe it I think Big Pickleball I think they're gassing the numbers I don't know man There's big money Everyone is doing Except for us

That's what Big Pickleball Wants you to be saying On your podcast There's Saudi money In Pickleball I think There will be Does Saudi have a team? No

But they will I think they're just Sprinkling a little bit Just to see what's up I haven't talked to anyone Who's played it And didn't like it That's the thing about it yeah but i like okay what about that that young lady who called in last week she's 3.5 i don't know what that means she explained it i don't remember what it said sorry do you know she's good player that's the

duper system oh d-u-p-r is that like dude Not exactly. Two and a half is beginner. Two and a half to three is like intermediate. Three and a half to four is a really good player. Four plus is... What's producer Micah? You know, I think I'm probably around a three. Okay. So she could run you, probably? Perhaps.

So our 5'11 backer would just be wiping the court with Micah. She's got that reach. Truthfully, in the interest of full disclosure, I have not played in a while. The last time I played, I sustained an injury, a calf strain. I don't know why I laughed. Why are you laughing? I don't know why that made me laugh. It's not funny. Much like the calf

strain that Joe Burrow had. I'm sure you guys have seen the video. Also, Dan Regester. It's really demoralizing. It was really, it really hurt me as a a human yeah that was the problem i i felt a lot of shame it's a fast twitch sport plus your cabs are no joke so if you get a strain on that bad boy yeah it's got a velcro just and and the worst part is i was playing with my wife and she thought i just had a charlie horse she was like get up if you guys are a bitch

unfamiliar with micah's build and uh you shouldn't be but at this point his legs are some are really something to behold you sit in that chair you're getting objectified waist down hottest guy in texas thank you you put those calves with uh that guy or other producer problem that guy's oh yeah the wagon that randy has i'm unfamiliar with your backside actually now that i think about it it's flat there's not a lot there yeah it's all right That guy's... Oh, yeah. The wagon that Randy has. I'm unfamiliar with your backside, actually, now that I think about it. It's flat. There's not a lot there.

All right. I'm going to say thigh down, hottest guy in Texas. Is that fair? Sure. He's the battle-toed bad boy. Yeah. Of course.

Not that there's anything wrong with everything above that. I'm just saying, it's not the hottest. Sure. That's all. Okay. That's all I'm saying.

It's not like number one. it's not an easy show to produce yeah i mean i've been doing this show now for what six years uh-huh seven years uh-huh wow it's been a long time yeah since 2016 i mean touching base never stops no no we've been got how many episodes is this by now just thousands yeah many thousands of episodes stop keeping track i'm sort of 100 with me at khalifa though i think we're hitting our stride oh that was great yeah yeah that was like forever is that the only live show we ever did no no we did one um we did one that's saved by the brunch we should do another save by the brunch we should y'all uh also recorded at uh the chump to champ

well that was we were calling, we were calling the bout. Yeah, I wasn't there for that. There was a podcast before. I think Ross was involved though too. It might've been a backdoor cover situation because we kept sending guests in and out. Remember when I did Tug of War with Dan and we just got run? Thankfully, I did not.

I never saw that. It's good. It would have been demoralizing. He probably would have like not come out for your fight. You'd have been so embarrassed. It was bad i got bragged old let's get big t-shirt matt to set up another like live episode recording or something i would like that yeah do we have anything to celebrate coming up just life like our 10 000th episode or anything like that we always have that ad deal with like acl should we just like do it before that or something maybe we can get avion

to sponsor it oh micah avion one i wish Maybe we can get Avion to sponsor it. Ooh, Micah, Avion one? I wish. Maybe we can get Marty back on the show. No one remembers Marty. I don't have no idea who Marty is. I'll never forget Marty. Marty was electric if you happen to be one of the hundred people who knows who he is. Yeah, he's a part of my professional LinkedIn network.

He now works at, or well, he did work at mr black the uh coffee oh yeah that's my favorite way to make an espresso martini shouts to marty that's sick that is such a random poll didn't he only do dudes doing business or did he do i don't recall i don't think he was ever a part of the show we just fantasized about how how well he obviously did yeah in life we're just trying to live vicariously this guy we'll never see again yeah marty shout out to them though i was having a guns and oil the other night and i was thinking about okay this is what were you thinking this is just a lot of deep ones think about some of the some of the former guests we've had on this podcast it's a fun trip down memory lane thinking about a mic check wes and dill it's a good one that's a good mic check what's that

shithead golfer we interviewed uh we had smiley kaufman at one john peters yeah but we had we had smiley at one we had smiley at one point no recollection of that it's embarrassing yeah well you were you were on a lot of substances at that point, right? I was on a lot of creatine. You were just so hopped up on creatine that you were just blacked out at work. Yeah. That's my problem, dude. A little creatine, a little glutamine, sprinkle in some NOS. I was in trouble. But I made it through. I go pretty hard at the gym when like Illmatic comes on too. but i made it through i i go pretty hard at the gym when like ilmatic comes on too yeah hey wes and dill some somebody uh called in i didn't play the call but said they talked to

wes or dill and they asked and he asked him like hey do you remember this you did this show like five years ago it's like man no it was a crazy time i don't remember much from that time they were they were probably the ones uh under a lot of substances at that time electric interview though really good really good guest yeah engaged in the conversation i didn't think it through i They were probably the ones under a lot of substances at that time. Electric interview, though. Really good. Really good guest. Very engaged in the conversation. I didn't think it through. I should have named Fritz Wes.

Then if we have a boy, I could have named the other one Dill. That would have been sick. Dill DeFreeze? Dill DeFreeze, dude. That song is still catchy. I don't know about that. It's still low-key catchy. Jordan Belfort?

Would you get it if it was a song on a game show that you had to guess the song of? Would you get there? That one I could get because I celebrate their entire catalog, which consists of exactly one song. Okay. Okay. Okay. Hey, we got some official business to get out of the way. Do you guys mind if I get this official business out of the way?

Please. Okay. First and foremost, we have a very important Patreon episode tomorrow. It's called Exactly 5 Minutes. And we need you, the patrons, to go on to our Instagram story. And we need you to submit some prompts for us so that we can fill out the spreadsheet

that we're going to randomly select our prompts from and then talk about them for exactly five minutes. It's called Exactly 5 Minutes. Can we do like six minutes on a topic? It's Exactly 5 Minutes. No, don't even try to do five minutes one second because Will like six minutes on a topic? It's exactly five minutes. No, don't even try to do five minutes one second because Will will tell you to shut up. Yeah, he'll be very rude about it actually.

Your pretty little mouth, shut up. No, no, no. I was only rude after one episode and then like two listeners shamed me and I completely changed the way I behaved out of the vocal minority. You can't let the listeners do that to you. Don't let them bully you into changing how you do things.

I don't anymore, dog. I don't anymore. Bully them right back. That seems unnecessary. Will's playing bully ball. No, they pay for our Patreon. I don't anymore. Bully them right back. That seems unnecessary. We'll just play a bully ball. No, they pay for our Patreon. I'm not going to bully them back. They're allowed to bully me for $5 a month.

That's what I do. We also have voicemails on Thursday. I'm such a pay pig. Yeah. 888-618-4422. I suppose. Sorry. I talked right over that.

888-618-4422. Get in. Get out. Be tactical. I don't fucking know. Should we just do it? What? What?

I don't know. What don't you know? You're doing great. What? So I got some big news. Okay. I'm no longer signed up for numerous Peacock accounts. Oh my gosh.

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you know what, thank you, Rocket Money, for helping me do this. Stop wasting money on things you don't use. Cancel your own one subscriptions and manage your money the easy way by going to rocketmoney.com slash circling. That's rocketmoney.com slash circling. It's time to recap this weekend in fun. Dylan, what'd you get into, my man? Ooh, thanks for asking, Will.

Wait, hang on. I should be playing uh the music right do you can you just do you have it on the soundboard can you just do it micah be a producer for once in your life and cue it the fuck up do it in post bro i guess we'll have to do it in post oh my god well dave the the no fun lawyer said we couldn't play uh okay music anymore you are this one's on you. You can quietly sing it. You're the NFL, dude. I mean, I can sing it.

No fun lawyer. That's the power of love. Shouts to Huey and the News. Power of love. I will keep my weekend of fun in fun short. It was all about movies for me. I took Parks to see the Meg 2 on Saturday.

Yeah, was your week in a movie? It was. The Meg 2. Parks loved it. I didn't even know there was a Meg 1. Do you know what it's about? No. It's about megalodons.

Word. I thought it was about a chick named Meg. The very giant prehistoric shark. Meg 2, the trench? The trench, yeah. Jason Statham. It's got a little, like, Sharknado in it. It's kind of like that kind of movie,

but it's taken a little bit more seriously than that. It was entertaining. He loved it, man. Tell you what, though. For a PG-13 movie, a preview they showed before the movie started was for the new Exorcist. That looks terrifying. Holy shit.

They probably shouldn't be showing that in a movie that kids are there to go see because Parks was absolutely – he had to cover his eyes. It looks like the scariest movie of all time. Yeah. I caught that preview before Oppenheimer, and I was like, don't want to see that. It looks very scary. There was a time in my life, but now it's not that time. I'll probably see it. Comes out mid-October.

Tobes. Demonic possession. Halloween time. Halloween time. Things of that nature. Spooky season. Have you ever heard of spooky season? Idiot.

I'm sure that he's heard of it. He's been a part of it. Also, I'm kind of on a classic movie grind right now. Two movies I watched over the weekend. One, Casablanca, or 43 never seen it the other one Citizen Kane yeah which many think is the the greatest movie ever made I'm not saying I say that people say that so I wanted to watch it I thought you were a bigger fan of the prequel. What's that called, Will? Coke. Cain. Ah, yes.

Boy, that is. Because I do cocaine. That is high-level broadcasting. Because I'm a cocaine guy, as everybody knows. That's right. Anyway, I'm on my classic. If y'all got some good classics you want to throw my way. What's your review of Casablanca?

I enjoyed Casablanca more than I enjoyed Citizen Kane. Humphrey Bogart. Have you ever thought of dipping into any French noir films? Micah, can you recommend? I certainly could. Okay. Okay, go ahead. All right. But I'm not going. Now isn't the time.

You've never seen a single one. Let him get into his letterbox. He's such a liar when it comes to this. I've got a list. I need to pull it up. It's on my other computer. Have you seen Casablanca? I have. Did you like it uh sure yeah yeah it's you know that's my first foray into like really old movies and it's just it's a different experience you gotta you gotta be like in the mindset for it yeah i find myself spending a lot of time saying wow how did they do that in 1942 yeah yeah there's

a it's an excellent piece of film making. Some good takeaways from each movie, I would say. Of all the gin joints in all the towns in the world. Yeah. There are some classic lines from that movie. Like, this is the beginning of a beautiful relationship. That's the last line of the movie. I didn't know that.

Isn't it friendship? Spoiler alert. Is a beautiful relationship that's the last line of the movie I didn't know that isn't it friendship spoiler alert is a beautiful relationship or beautiful friendship I don't know it doesn't matter either way every anyway you've heard it sure what it's from that's a that's a that's a fave around the rough household it's interesting because it was made during World War two and it's, there's some commentary on it. And it's a bold movie to put out during that time. It's good. Yeah. Check it out.

Hmm. Casablanca before Citizen Kane. Anyway, that was my weekend in movies. What'd that boy get into? You know, that's interesting. I too have had a movie renaissance.

I think going to see Oppenheimer kind of made me like, dude, I got to start watching more movies. It's hard to watch movies when you have a two-and-a-half-year-old because you don't often get to commandeer the TV. But Friday night has become a de facto movie night. So two Fridays ago, I did Dunkirk, Christopher Nolan. Enjoyed it. I just zoned out a little bit thanks to, I don't know, something I took before I watched it. LSD?

Yeah. Still really good. Don't advise doing LSD before watching Dunkirk. You may be surprised to know it doesn't pair well with World War I. Yeah, I haven't seen that one. I kind of want to. Friday night, i did the new guardians guardians of the galaxy finally did it and i enjoyed it normally randy and i would do a

little banter on this um but i was texting him throughout it fuck is randy he's a you know is that that dude that we met at the douchebag bar crawl yeah in chicago At the Dudes Pack Bar Crawl? Yeah, in Chicago. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The one with the thick ass. We talked about his don't truck ass a minute ago. Yeah. Guardians, good. Not the best Guardians, but it was fun. It was fun. Saturday. Saturday, hung out with the family, maybe snuck a little gym action in,

went to dinner with our mutual friend. We went and we hit congee again. And it was delightful. And then we hit deep eddy for a post-game beer. And it was fine. It was great. You went across town for that. Yeah.

That's way too far for a post-dinner beer. I didn't even think about that. That's so far for a post-dinner beer. What are y'all doing? Well, we honestly thought you were going to be a part of it, so we kind of planned on it. David, I took Benadryl, and I went to bed at 9.15 on Saturday. Damn, player.

Yeah. You cut straight through down. What was the route? How long did it take? I don't know, dude. I was still feeling the LSD. I have no clue what happened. Okay.

We may not have gone anywhere. I might have imagined it. This might be just dream state, Dave. And if only there were places to have beers nearby Conchie. Yeah, no, there are none. No bars. We were feeling deep, Eddie. So, you know what?

We went to deep, Eddie. Actually got a spot at the bar. I always feel deep, Eddie. I freaking love it. Me too, man. I just feel safe there. Great. Played golf yesterday.

And, yeah, one of the most bizarre rounds of golf in that i lost zero golf balls uh i did not break 90 so that's a testament to my putting or lack there where'd you play what course you hit uh spanish oh wow oh yeah i didn't lose a single golf ball and i played so but it's so embarrassing i'm embarrassed i'm embarrassed to even be on the course right now. I can't wait until this Muggsy video drops because everybody can see. I got some bad things going on, some bad swing thoughts. It might have been the LSD from Friday still on my system. That's how I'm going to put that in the gin app, like little parentheses.

Are you okay? No. What's your handicap sitting there right now? 11.8. Let me log into the gin. I'll let you know. Of all the handicap sitting there right now uh 11.8 let me log into the gen i'll let you know of all the gin apps in the world 11 yeah i wouldn't lie in got it down to an eight like a couple years ago but here we are and that concludes my weekend in fun i don't actually have the gin app day i know that was a bit i do about i know it's not your thing wish um callaway hashtag chad

will hook us up with some new clubs as he is employed at callaway if dude perfect ever launches a line of uh golf clubs what do you mean why he works for callaway oh we're doing like a whole time okay that's a good point what are you talking about? Have you guys seen the new Gen 6 clubs from PXG? Of all the Gen 6 clubs in all the world. I don't think it's a coincidence that PXG's clubs sound like Gen 6. Oh. Okay. Okay.

Did you like my... You're saying they were there that day? No. Is that my Casablanca thing I did? I don't know. Does it change things if they were storming the Capitol with golf clubs? The guy who does the voiceovers might have been there. It's possible.

The guy in the commercial with the golf club where he's screaming, what kind of club is that, Micah? You sent this video to me the other day. Oh, you're talking about that? Oh, that driver video? The rocket? When was it? It's a great video. It's a really good day. Oh, you're talking about that? Oh, that driver video? The rocket? What was it? It's a great video.

It's a really good one. Yeah, we posted it on the PGP account at one point. He's like in the Grand Canyon just hitting 400-yard drives. Just straight up boomstick. Yeah. Yeah. It's going to kill me that I can't remember the name of this. I think it was called The Pipe.

I don't think it was The Pipe. I think it was. the pipe. I don't think it was the pipe. I think it was. Why are you playing? Dude, you're going to hurt yourself playing golf in plus 100 degree weather. You know that, right? Like, you got to be careful, Dave. Yeah. I just, the timing worked out.

I haven't played in a few weeks, and I finally got a chance to play, and my wife was nice enough to be like, yeah, go on. Go on. Get out of here i think she i think she wanted me out of the house she's like no no no stay longer uh i didn't do shit this weekend finish the bear honestly to everyone out there who talks about i'm so fucking sick of this tweet i'm so fucking sick of seeing this tweet that if the bear came out weekly it would be just as talked about as succession or whatever other show you're talking about no it wouldn't be it's an fx am so fucking sick of seeing this tweet that if the bear came out weekly it would be just as talked

about as succession or whatever other show you're talking about no it wouldn't be it's an fx show the show was really good the acting was really good but now that i've finished season whatever it is too i'm really tired of hearing about how this show is the greatest show of all time from all you people out wills are people really saying yes will's got his take there are so many dudes out there who are acting like the bear is like the greatest thing to happen to television. Is the Christmas episode good? Yes. It's also too stressful.

Is the episode after it way better than the Christmas episode? Also yes, Dave. Damn, son. I feel like this is like one person had this tweet. This has been bubbling up inside me. There's so many people tweeting about how if it came out every week, it'd be as big as like Succession was. No, it's still on FX. It's still not going to be the most popular show of all time

because it's not an HBO show. Why is FX catching strays? I like FX, but they're not maybe it's their marketing department that's the issue because they are putting out some very high level programming. Dave?

This television show? Not the guy next to me you know we were on that cruise with him yeah that was very not not that long that's when we started this podcast that's the reason we started the podcast yeah when we started this we didn't realize yeah ld yeah he's our friend mr leftward sloping penis aka a.k.a. I think the Forks episode might be the best episode of television I've seen in a few years. I think that episode deserves the praise that it got. I don't think the Christmas episode deserves the praise that it got. That's my take. Can I correct something real quick? What?

No, fine. Bob Parsons, the guy who owns PXG, did not storm the Capitol on January 6th. Thank you for that note. PXG, did not storm the Capitol on January 6th. In fact, he did vote for Trump, but he's no longer a fan. And, quote, I changed with the insurrection. So, in fact,

the insurrection, he was not a part of it, I suppose, but it led to him no longer following the law. That's where he drew the line. He's like, you know what? I'll draw the line. I got to draw a line in this sand bunker. So shouts to the GoDaddy guy.

Is that him? Dude, I don't like it. Yeah, yeah. I don't like it when you make contact with me when we're recording. Will doesn't like when I touch him. What the fuck's this guy's problem? Yeah. I just like, it throws me off when I get touched in the office.

Do you like being touched elsewhere yeah like touching base i do i'm touching all those bases bitch i don't know i'm glad you looked that up that's a that's a good correction way to go micah producing a little thing off he was all in until that happened he's like you know what a little too much heat i've got i got this company i'm running this golf thing oh man that's sad what are you doing what are you doing put the taco shells away put the taco shells away okay that seems super unnecessary okay what are you doing can we just do a square space or something can we talk about one of my favorite companies of all time hit the rogan bell ding ding what's rogan up there's there is definitely

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for 10 off your first purchase of a website or domain we had some big news this weekend i feel like so much has happened since we were in the studio last it was a very online weekend um the mfr is not real ladies uh-huh-huh. Oh, yeah. Tiffany Gomez. She has spoken. Oklahoma State grad. As the only one allowed to say it, can I just say what everyone wants to say? She's bad. What do you mean?

Like her behavior on a plane? Certainly. No, she's bad. I don't even blame her for her behavior on the plane at this point. It sounds like she's a lizard person right well uh you know will i'd love to know uh even though her video gave us nothing more of like a hey guys i this is a bad moment for me are you is part of you like glad that she's alive and that she's not just like held somewhere can i if you believe in seeing lizard If you believe this is really her. Can I ask a content question just like adjacent to this story?

Why would TMZ think they can just watermark this video? It's like an exclusive TMZ video. She might have given it to them first and then put it on her own after. You would have thrown the sailboat on it. Yeah. But really. Come on, man. I'm not positive that they didn't have it first okay they found her i saw i saw the tmz video way before i saw a video from her personal socials they didn't get that exclusive though by the way that instagram's public oh yeah what's the ad dave pretend there's an at like what would it be she should be a bombshell

in love island usa i'm not gonna go look at my recent searches tiffany at tiffany gomas she's attractive g-o-m-a-s do you think is she married her dm's absolutely popping to the game i don't know if she she would claim that let's see if Let's see if anybody in this room follows it. There is one. Okay. I'm about to call somebody out, and he's not going to be here to defend himself, and he might beat the shit out of me. But shout out to Harbs.

I'm surprised Brett doesn't follow. Maybe Harbs knows her. I don't know. Our friend Big Content Guy is a big fan. He found a tweet that he retweeted, had some comments for. It was a previous video of her walking through the airport saying, there's a bomb on the plane. And he was focused on something other than what she was saying.

In her explanation video, she just says she's sorry for her behavior, but I want to know what the hell she was- She gave us kind of a genius play because now we're wanting i think she's been paid off by the government i want to know what she was i think she saw a lizard person and i think the government paid her off to say that she didn't see anything and now they're just trying to do a campaign will to to piggyback off of last last week's confusingly named touching based uh-huh maybe she got mick ultrad she could have gotten mick ultra you never know maybe she was doing lsd at a dead show and she got swayed into thinking that there might be a bomb on the plane that's fair and dylan the the bomb video you're referencing is from police body

cam footage that's been released where she um so i saw i didn't watch it i saw that it was out weren't you saying that you you would love to see a cam of her body? I don't remember saying that. Is that what Dylan was saying? She's attractive, man. It's true. Can I hop in here? Yeah, of course, Micah. Why wouldn't you just hop on and say,

I took one too many Xanaxes and the third glass of Chardonnay was a mistake? I don't think she took Xanax, though, because I think if she took Xanax, she would have been way more loopy. She was was ready to go she probably took a six milligrams in her her video just makes you think she's crazier than i than i thought before watching it because she didn't address it at all it's it's uh dude yeah i don't i don't like it she has a gag order from the cia a what order dude chill dog you're so eight right now no i'm just wondering what you mean oh my gosh dude stop she uh i can tell the one cop okay so one of the cops says i can tell you're having a bad day we're not trying to make it any worse to which she responded my dad's a cop fuck you dude

love that fuck yeah love that if i was if my dad was a cop and someone tried to pull the cop card on me i'd definitely say fuck you my dad's a cop yeah she my dad's not a cop do you think her dad is a cop uh yeah she wouldn't lie that's just a weird she's never said anything untrue no why would she why would she lie true to her maybe she thought in that moment she did have a police maybe she was still still feeling the effects of LSD like some of us. I think I read an article after she was identified that says she already does pretty well for herself professionally. But OnlyFans is the obvious goldmine waiting for her here, right? Well, what's going to be the first? I was going to say I can say that for a long time.

I'm glad you're putting that in the world. You go horny off, bro. Do we really just objectify every woman that comes on our internet radar uh sometimes the internet does one of us does sometimes yeah no like i think i'm excited to see what media outlet she goes to first in order to tell her story what about watch media she's not going to come here first i've had two people say like you should get her she's above our pay grade at this point thought about dming hering her, and then I was like, I don't want to get exposed for DMing her. I just DMed her.

DMed her. DM her. I said, hey, Tiff. You shouldn't say Tiff. I said, hey, Tiff. Have you DMed Kacey Musgraves again? No, I feel embarrassed that she didn't look at my last one. Why don't you respond to her and say, hey, did you not see this?

But hey, Queen, you did drop this. This reminds me of the time Mason Ramsey went viral for yodeling at Walmart. Oh, yeah, yodel kid. And we were watching The Office, and Dylan goes, yeah, we should get him on the podcast. And I said, Dylan, he's going to be on The Tonight Show and Ellen. I don't think I said that. He played Fiji. And he literally showed up on Ellen the next day.

Okay. He showed up on Ellen. We saw the video on a Thursday. He was on ellen on friday and he played coachella on saturday i'm sorry for thinking that touching base has that kind of pool but maybe i overshot he did he did a fiji tailgate before a texas game it was electric sounds lit if yeah he played his one song that's an island i'd like to visit they are top tier but if you could get him you gotta think watch media is in the realm of possibility.

Touching base. You know, he, uh, he apparently, this is like two years old, but like he apparently has like a job. Like he's like working through high. He was like working at subway.

So shout out to him. Clearly he's been on the schedule. Yeah. We talked about it. Right. Like he just, he was like, ah,

yeah, I still got this internet fame, but I'm actually still working and doing school. Do you think kind of nice? Do you think he drinks beers at work? Uh, Corona's Corona's was like, oh, yeah, I still got this internet fame, but I'm actually still working and doing school. Kind of nice. Do you think he drinks beers at work? Coronas. Coronas specifically? Like some?

No. He seems more better adjusted for working at Subway than I was. Where do you think Matty B is working? I don't know, man, but he's... Do you follow him on Instagram? Of course I do. He's about to catch that unfollow. Content stinks, baby.

Is he not rapping anymore? I thought he was training to MMA fight. He gave up the game. Micah. You and Matty B? Could you take Matty B right now? Not right now. He looks like he could scrap a little bit.

When we started this podcast, he was tiny. He's a shredded adult. We also know what Matty B is capable of, namely 9-11. Right. You don't want to fuck with that. We did learn that. That's pure evil. All this is a grain of salt.

When you were watching Hijack, did you ever wonder if Matty B was just going to pop up from one of the seats? I did have that thought a couple of times, yeah. Did you ever wonder during Hijack if there were way too few people that had taken something before the flight and were just sleeping through it? There had to have been one person who took a Xanax

the second they got on the plane and they were asleep before the hijack even happened. There's a lot of NPCs on there. Yeah. I just don't believe that nobody was fucked up on that flight.

Somebody was fucked up. We should definitely talk about that show every episode. Tiffany Gomez stars in an all-new hijack season. Don't get mad because you haven't seen it. I just said we should definitely talk about that show every episode tiffany gomez stars in don't get back because you have a season two and so we should talk about it we talk about you too busy watching fucking casablanca and shit yeah what the fuck y'all should watch it man i don't know man oh fuck you dude how old are you i didn't mean that i don't know man i'm in i'm just going off the deep end right now. Am I doing an ad read for DoorDash right now,

or are we just doing DoorDash orders? This is DoorDash content from a tweet that I think is from a few months ago that, for whatever reason, people just found. But what this here is, it was getting a lot of play on saturday uh someone pulled their doordash data and he spent twenty five thousand dollars in a year on doordash um and there's some things here worth talking about i mean you have your your stuff that makes a lot of sense you've got your um jack-in-the your Dickie's Barbecue Pit, your Ruby Tuesday, your Maggiano's Italian Classics. And if you go to the top, you've got somewhere north of $3,000 in a year on chilies. Insane money here.

So I did the math because I was curious. Per day, it's $70.53 a day. That's fucking insane but almost basically every meal assuming this person is eating or like ordering for just himself do you know how many he spent this guy alone spent enough at subway to get 55 five dollar foot longs man i can't imagine subway what's that 55 sandwiches that is so much it's a good value play i can't imagine ever door dashing subway this dude's lazy here's the thing i think that i think that food delivery apps have their place in the world i do they don't really have much of a place in my life at this point because i like getting out and going and picking up the food i like

having that free time i like doing it i like process. No one needs to be ordering this much. I feel like these food delivery apps need to be situational. And this guy's just doing it. It's ingrained in his life. My favorite thing, unsurprisingly, $1,500 at Hooters. That was Nick Adams' favorite part as well. Hooters wings, I do enjoy Hooters wings. That checks out. I just love that this guy is such a fan that the novelty of going to Hooters,

that's not even in his periphery. Who gets Hooters to go? I'm worried about this dude's health. I mean, these are not healthy places. Yeah, I'm not seeing any sweet green on this list. Hooters, Freddy's. Frozen custard. Freddy's frozen custard and steakburgers, never heard of it.

Chipley's, Burger King. These are all just Hooters, there's nothing healthy. Why is he door dashing stuff from PetSmart? Like, just go to PetSmart, my guy. Yeah, this guy just doesn't leave the crib. This guy is so pale. Is there something that we don't know about this guy? He knows the door dash delivery people by name at this point.

This is Jason.News on Twitter. Does this guy live in an area that might have a Shake Shack and an In-N-Out within walking distance of each other? This guy could do a whole burger challenge if he wanted to. What's Fat Shack? I don't know. It's not a salad place. to what's fat shack no i don't know the the area the geographic area that this guy lives in truly has some incredible restaurant selections we know where he lives i don't know but he's got it all somebody should be all right he's got it all says nashville question for micah possibly dylan

shipley donuts no is that not local is that not a texas not a Texas thing? I thought it was. I thought it was. But perhaps, I just don't think they're good. No, no. Very average. Sorry to all our Houston fans out there. So we are not shipping. They also ship Lees. Also spent $140 at Krispy Kreme. That's a lot of donuts.

How many donuts do you eat like a year? I probably eat seven donuts a year. I'd say less than 10. Yeah. That's my guess. Yeah, like there's no way I eat more than one a month. And'd say less than 10. Yeah. That's my guess. Yeah. There's no way I eat more than one a month. I can't remember the last one I had, so I haven't had one in the last two months.

Dude, why can't we escape Captain D's content? $355 at Captain D's Seafood Kitchen. You took the words out of my mouth. Captain D's is not good. What's the last time you guys did food delivery? It's been a minute. In the last couple weeks. It's been probably a couple months, two or three months. I never do it.

I never do it. I'm willing to. Doing it every day. You gotta do the Brett Merriman stand-up challenge. What is that funky... Office manager Brett. That funky Chick-fil-A, the second from the top, because there's a regular Chick-fil-A about eight down oh that's chick-fil-a yeah yeah our man just had a sorting issue with his uh with his rocket money app that that sussed all this out for him chick-fil-a

is really his number one if you add the two chick-fil-a's together if you did your most if you if you had this in front of you right now for all the takeout food that you get what would be your what would be your number one takeout food how did he spend a thousand dollars at shipley's donuts i just now see the number he's very unhealthy he bought donuts for the squad what would be your number one takeout restaurant right now maybe chick-fil-a wow like deliver delivery or just any takeout? Like if I were to pull all of my – because I don't use just one of the apps. I use whatever one is spending money with us at that time.

I think it would be Dasano Pizza. That's like when we want some za, we want to play that card, za card, Micah. We're doing Dasano downtown. Good spot. And I just don't want to drive – it's a beating to go pick up food there. So, we're doing to Sano downtown. Good spot. And I just don't want to drive there. It's a beating to go pick up food there. So occasionally we do that maybe once every, uh, I don't know, maybe once a month, once every couple of months. Huh? Can, can we back up for a second? Yeah, man. Assuming he's buying a dozen Shipley's donuts

at a time. And that's a lot of donuts. I could just do did some math he's got his phone in his hand i love that's that's 93 dozen donuts he ordered a dozen donuts 93 times well like two days every weekend is he really is he really weekends a year a dozen donuts the office twice a week this dude's housing don't fuck this guy no you don't hold on you don't have i guess you could order to the office but if you're these are home deliveries i mean he's getting delivered to his house and then walking in with cold donuts i don't think that i don't think that's happening i think this guy is just eating donuts this is just his doordash account he could have deliveries to other places i'm impressed but i'm not impressed i'm just but if you're driving to work you're just gonna you're just gonna pick up donuts right

maybe this guy's super lazy though. Yeah, this guy sucks. He says he has – someone said, bro, how did you spend that much money on DoorDash? You could have spent half that if you did takeout and picked it up yourself. You could have spent one-tenth of that if you cooked yourself. The only way to justify it is if you are rich or didn't drive and no car saves you a bunch. He said in response, I have three cars. LOL, but I also rarely drive. He's bunch uh he said in response i have three cars lol but i also rarely drive he's got yeah you gotta have three of them he didn't want to he doesn't want

to take the barracuda out cooking for yourself is not one-tenth of this by the way not even it's not even close to being that yeah that's not a very fair comp like it's yeah cooking what for yourself you know there's a lot of variables cooking often isn't that much of a saver for you. Well, it depends what you're cooking. It depends what you're cooking. And when you take into account all the unnecessary fees that this guy definitely incurred here, I think you could find a route to spending one-tenth of what he did on food by cooking yourself. I do think it's possible.

But I also think that you'd probably be cutting a lot of corners that you don't want to cut. Yeah. Do you think this guy gets a verse in oliver anthony's next song i don't know so i don't know david it's not bad that's not bad more on his later let me ask you guys one other question yeah have you ever door dashed twice in one day no no no no no no no no no that's aggressive the only time i've door dashed twice in one day is when they didn't deliver my first food and i had to go back and do it again okay because like if you're gonna this guy spent 25 grand like he's obviously ordering multiple

times a day and the other thing that's weird here is there's not like Starbucks. I know people that order Starbucks to their house every day. They're weirdos and they're dumb, but coffee seems like something you can replicate at home. Coffee shop every day. People who don't live in cities where they walk weird me out. I don't understand why you would go park at a place to go in and get coffee when you can just make it at home. But people that are walking to work and they pass it like right there

and they just dive in, I understand that. I don't understand driving there, parking, going in, doing that whole process. Starbucks people weird me out though because people literally start the day with like Frappuccinos.

Yeah. Like who started the day with a milkshake? It's too much sugar. Too much sugar? It's a silenthake it's too much sugar too much sugar it's a silent killer much cream too much everything you've got a duncan out near you i do have a duncan love duncan goldberg's uh delightful donuts are trash okay i don't think so i disagree if we land him as a sponsor at some point i'm gonna i'm gonna you can take that out who duncan donuts oh no duncan's great we don't this place runs on duncan i like

duncan i just don't care for the donut i like it so much i was raised in duncanville really like our producer has the worst takes sometimes yeah our producer god man seriously what the fuck's your problem he's an idiot this fucking guy he's doing uh ren and stimpy remember that you idiot it's topical the love it. I lost that for a second. It's all right, man. We always get you there. No, my rock bottom food delivery moment was when I was living in that first apartment that we rented when I first moved to Austin and Alyssa went out of town. We weren't even married yet. And I just got really really uh into one the night before and i i i think i door dashed like 60 with the pf changs really and it's all i ate that entire day i just grazed on changs

it's fucking good though probably some wonton soup about a year ago maybe maybe a year and a half ago um i had a night where i ordered a food delivery app i don't remember which one it was food never arrived so i decided i would i would you know order it again as i couldn't leave as my infant son was sleeping in our house and food never arrived again i was so angry i said i would never never do a food delivery app again i think that might have been hasty at the time i think i think i could be convinced to do it again but i'm still very angry at the entire situation yeah yeah everybody has their bad experience i hear you man i'm actually really glad we have um the producer we have because he's going to be vital

in this next discussion we're about to have um he's familiar with mark zuckerberg oh you mean mark kuckerberg yeah he's this millionaire who wants to uh fight or a billionaire who wants to fight another billionaire uh he said uh you know how elon and zuck were gonna fight um zuck went in on him this weekend can i read what he said this is making me like zuck and i i don't like that i think we can all agree elon isn't serious and it's time to move on i offered a real date dana white offered to make this a legit competition for charity. Elon won't confirm a date. Then he says he needs surgery and now asks to do a practice round in my backyard instead.

If Elon ever gets serious about a real date and official event, he knows how to reach me. Otherwise, time to move on. I'm going to focus on competing with people who take the sport seriously. Wow. Sounds like Elon's a chump. I hate Zuck, but this is a beautiful, beautiful statement. He just bitch slapped him, basically. What is the practice round in his backyard?

Yeah, Micah, did you do any practice rounds with anyone in their backyards before you did your fist exhibition? No, I did do some rounds in Aubrey's, some rounds in the pool, Aubrey's pool, uh, on video with my best friend, Kyle Kingsbury. Yes, you did. Um, let me say a couple of things about this. One, how is Zuckerberg a better fight shit talker than the Paul brothers that just do this all the time and have negative charisma. That is the most perfect statement to call out a coward who's not serious. Big shouts to Zuck. Also, who would think that Elon Musk might

say something that's untrue? Oh, he lies all the fucking time. Hey, we had a chance to kidnap his father. Zuck's father. During South by Southwest. We decided not to. We talked Dylan out of it. He was sitting there. We just could have taken him and held him for ransom. He was doing a dental, a dentist panel right after our South by party. It was

really exciting. They were playing in the speakers in the bathroom. So you're in there relieving yourself. Just listen to dentists. People were asking questions as a dentist and everyone just wanted to like find out about like, what's it like being Mark Zuckerberg's dad, but no. Are you into smoking these meats? No one broached the subject. Has he broken you off a little bit? Did he ever answer your dental dam question? No.

He left me on red. Sorry. It's bullshit. So if Elon – Zuck says that Elon knows how to reach him. How do you reach – what's the fastest way for Elon to reach Zuck? Do you think they have each other's phone numbers? Probably cellular device. Beeper maybe?

Do you think these two are both iPhone users? I think Zuck's a Google phone guy or something like that. What do you think they have each other's phone numbers? Probably cellular device. Beeper, maybe. Do you think these two are both iPhone users? I think Zuck's a Google phone guy or something like that. Like, what do you think? Does Zuck have some special phone that was created just for him? It has to be encrypted. I don't know. Like really safe,

because it would be a problem if there, you can't hack those guys. It's awesome nerd shit for sure. Yeah. Wasn't there a statement from the Roman Coliseum? Dave, I know you keep up with things in that part of the world. Ah, yes. They came out and said like, this event won't happen here. the roman coliseum dave i know you you keep up with things in that part of the world ah yes they

came out and said like this event won't happen here thank you what the fuck was that about would have been really weird to do it at the coliseum i'll just say that would have felt a little weird to me would have been a disgrace yeah yeah what was his uh elon was was tweeting about italy he said like this will all be done with respect to italy like yeah that's what he was talking about what the they were talking about doing it at the coliseum yeah first of all i love that zuck is just clearly ready to get in the ring and just beat the fuck out of elon it's like there's so few things that zuck could have done to make me actually like have like a part of me that likes him and this is absolutely one of those

things you know doesn't want to smoke man he. He knows it's not going to end well. I feel like Zuck sees the approval rating of Elon just tanking. And he's just looking at this like, this is my time to shine. This is my billionaire moment to get my PR time in. How's everything going on threads? I don't think it's going well. So I logged on to threads yesterday, as Zuck did post this on threads. I logged on to threads yesterday.

My entire feed, entire feed, was people quote tweeting Zuck post this on threads. I logged on to threads yesterday. My entire feed, entire feed, was people quote tweeting Zuck's statement on threads and applauding him. And I don't think that this was a mistake. Like I think the algorithm is meant to just amplify everything Zuckerberg says. That's a pretty direct shot at Elon. Is he doing to threads what Elon did to Twitter or X,

just promoting his own bullshit yeah but dave didn't you get a shirt a threads shirt that's threaded didn't it say if you can't beat it zuck it you're confusing a number of things but you're kind of right so elon said i spoke to the prime minister of italy and of minister of culture and the minister of culture. They have agreed on an epic location. Hmm. Hmm. Yeah, I'm sure.

Also, all proceeds will go to veterans, Dylan. So, Michael, will this fight ever happen? No. Of course not. If it does happen, who wins? Zuck. And it's not close. It's not close.

It's just going to be be sad and there's no chance this happens in the roman cause sam like come on elon would be winded in 30 seconds it would be so ugly he's not he's not in great shape he's already talking about like disc issues in his back i mean get out of here it's ridiculous i let me say this i don't care to see zuckerberg fight anyone i do i just want one i don't need to see it like okay let's say i don't need to see like a tour of events from zuckerberg who would you like to see you honestly you i mean that zuckerberg beats you though because you got your like i'm currently retired he trains but i would come out of retirement to fight zuck oh that could be big

for just our general group of friends i'd fight zog i'd fight zog how tall is that brad key walks you out he's got that hat he was wearing a new orleans on he's five seven he's not a big big dude but uh you know he uh he trains he's got he knows what he's doing he's in good shape he's got a six pack he's got he also has access to the greatest drugs on the planet. If you don't think that that dude has the greatest HGH hookup in the world, I mean, come on. I can't compare to that. Like Liver King style.

I feel like Zuck probably puts a lot of effort into his diet, and I feel as though Elon probably has a diet that's much more similar to our DoorDash guy. Elon's not in good shape. No, no, no. I can imagine Elon being like, I just ordered like 16 epic burgers to the office for everyone who stayed late today. It's like, cool, dude.

Thanks. And you know how much he appreciates the clutch move of ordering pizza. So true. That's tough. It doesn't jive well with training. Just important to note that Elon did say, everything done will pay respect to the past and present of Italy so it's very cool didn't stay out of the Coliseum no this is going to pay

respect also proceeds will go not only to veterans but to pediatric hospitals in Italy so I do support that afterthought that was and he sent a totally separate tweet that said oh yeah and the pediatric hospitals in Italy here's what zuck shoulduck should do to dunk even harder on Elon. Since the Chariots are no longer going to receive these funds, I'm just going to make a donation instead. You should. Then that'll force Elon's hand. It's a donor off. Break him off, I don't know, 20 mil.

It's nothing for Zuck. Just break him off. He just wants to get broken off. Just a little sprinkle. Break a player off. That just wants to get broken off. Just a little sprinkle. Break a player off. That's what I'm saying. Slide him a few stacks. It's a big deal.

Right, Micah? The pediatric hospitals? Yeah. Are you going to do it in euros? Or are you going to do it in dollars? I don't know, man. Either way, I think it cashes. What if the pediatric hospital is like, yo yo can you make this in euros then he

could probably do that too yeah hey probably micah care to comment on you being subscribed to twitter blue that's false david are you sure micah i'm i'm pretty confident yeah unless i've been hacked again uh and then someone spent eight8 to subscribe me to Twitter Blue. I am not confirmed a subscriber. I think we know a guy. Unless this is Elon's way of hearing me and challenging me by making it look like I'm a subscriber to Twitter Blue. I don't think that's not happening. Can't you conceal the checkmark now?

Like, can't you privately? You can now. I might do that. That's so sad. I'd rather do that. Yeah. Who's most likely to do that. That's so sad. I'd rather do that. Yeah. Who's most likely to do that in this office? Will. I've gone on record saying I will not pay for a Twitter check

mark. But would you pay for Twitter and remove the check mark? Because you haven't come on record and said that. I have encountered one thing where I'm frustrated that only verified people can do it. And that is that you can only message people who don't follow you that have their DMs open. You can only do that if you are a Twitter Blue subscriber. I'm not sure if you guys read this viral piece the other day. It was a critique of the meme format that is Slam's laptop shut till Monday.

Saw it. I did see that. And I wanted to DM this guy and say, ha-ha. That'd be a good one. That was pretty funny. And i wanted to like give him props and i couldn't do it and so i decided to tweet through it and he never responded to me after i um tweeted about it and so i think i don't know he must truly be beefing with your boy i wanted to hire him for pgp that we 100 would have published that on postcard problems yeah yeah yeah let's see if he submits anymore and we can maybe get a hold of him after that i didn't know about the uh dm thing yeah tried to dm wouldn't let me do it okay it's immediately to a twitter blue sign up is that a twitter blue subscriber i don't believe so. I don't know, to be honest. Is he in your dome a bit since he didn't respond to you?

No, no. There were some people that reached out being like, oh, dude, don't worry about it. I'm not really worried about it. Like, it's pretty. He didn't say anything terrible. He's basically annoyed. I also want to go on record.

The Slams laptop shot till Friday posts are not mine. They are the internet's at this point like i have i don't there's no creative fulfillment in just putting like a picture behind it that people want to reshare like i'm only doing i'm only choosing photos that i hope people want to reshare belongs to the game now you gotta play the hits man yeah it's it's fine uh looking at it a little differently it's very cool've, you created something that's big enough to have that level, like have, you know, to annoy people into like writing a blog about it. Did you see what, do you see the line that he had in there, Dave, that I thought you guys would have liked a lot? Uh, gang, gang, slim laptop, shut gang, gang, slim laptop. So good.

I'll be using that. Yeah. It's funny. It's good. It's good. It's stuck in my head most of the weekend saying gang gang. I think that's a Rossoss boland bit slim laptop so good our our co-worker ross boland yeah noted new york times best-selling author that's who you're talking about yeah gang gang gang gang i think he's got the studio after us today he does he's actually at chipotle right now just stealing napkins i think that's my bit is that your bit yeah oh got a little beef here bit beef it's a bit beef all right okay cut the check we're really in the weeds today yeah we are there's a lot of people like what is jay bone still not here it's so late where is he i think he's in his race car bed oh in the bone zone yeah he's still not here? It's so late. Where is he? I think he's in his race car bed.

Oh. In the bone zone. Yeah. He's still recovering from that bachelor party. Shout out Bone Man. I wish I had the bone zone sound effect right now. B-b-b-bone zone. The, uh... Clink, clink, clink, clink, clink, clink, clink.

Ribcage xylophone? That's a good one. That's my favorite. What a content machine. I feel like xylophones need to make a little bit more of an appearance in current day music. Just put it out there. You're a big xylophone guy. Yeah, X is for xylophones, not extra.

What was it? Extra holes? I just couldn't give it to you. Yeah, so my mom, when I was back home in Michigan, she gave me a book for Fritz. And it says the ABCs of golf on the front cover, where it says ABCs of Golf, Dylan, it says ABC, all uppercase, apostrophe S, which doesn't really make sense when you're teaching your kid about letters. I hope you threw it right in the trash.

And the entire time I'm reading the book, I'm like, what is X going to be? What did they come up with for X? I kind of thought for Q, they might do Q school, but that might have been a little above their pay grade. Or QAnon, maybe? For X, I wasn't sure what they were going to do. And when I got to X, I saw that they said extra holes and then had a photo of a beer. I was just very surprised that they would have that in a children's book.

I believe extra starts with an E. Extra. Yeah, they're taking some liberties there, but it might be confusing for the kids. Yeah, they're taking some liberties there, but it might be confusing for the kids. Could have been x-ray after your boy runs you over the golf cart and your clavicle is in three different pieces. Yes, you have a shattered pelvis. That's a good one. Those are coming back.

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We mentioned Oliver Anthony earlier in this episode. Dylan, you were asking to play him all morning in the office. I just really wanted to hear Oliver Anthony. Right. No. People are calling him right-wing Tyler Childers. Is that why Tyler Childers has been trending? Yes.

On and off for the last couple days. So they sound similar? Is that the thing? They both have red hair. Their voices are similar. Micah, this isn't... Micah, you're doing a great job. I respect what you're doing, but we just have a...

Yeah, we're not talking about him yet. We just have swamp-ass photos. That's okay. Swamp-ass photos, so good. Gang, gang. God, it is egregious. That was me yesterday. And you guys are familiar with Bobby Altoff, correct?

Only through you. Both of these people have been claimed to be industry plants at this point. Do we think there's any credibility to this? I don't know. I don't know, man. So I saw this. I saw the Oliver Anthony video Saturday afternoon, and I was like, man, we've seen this before.

Just some country dude singing in the woods. Whatever. It's got the same vibe as like, I don't know, fucking Backwoods Mumford and Sons or something. Okay. He went from having no presence on social media to now having about 300,000 Twitter followers. Okay.

That seems aggressive, right? For having nothing? This thing came out of nowhere. Yeah, we've never seen this guy sing any other song before, and now he's got 300,000 followers? Why did this particular song... I mean, I know that... I've read the lyrics, I get it, but why has it blown up the way it has? Is it because it's also catchy? Because it kind of is a catchy song, just melodically. It's a good name for a song yeah i originally i had not listened to this in its entirety um i guess there is a verse um what are the controversial verses let's just get to that because i i i've got i've got some takes on this

he he says something to the effect of why aren't we helping miners rather than uh the minors on islands so he was talking about the minors in the cave coal miners yeah okay so minors dave uh coal miners the guy's name was coal miner he was on the island he's talking about the island boys no good question great question um oh epstein island you know like young women, minors. You talking about the noted philanthropist, Jeff Epstein? He's noted for other things as well. Explain. I don't know.

Give me a rundown. Quick. Give me like two sentences. No. I think you probably get it. Okay. I think I understand what he was trying to do with that line. I don't think it really... Okay. I think I understand what he was trying to do with that line.

I don't think it really... I don't know if it really worked like he thought it was going to. The juxtaposition wasn't there. Thank you. Thank you. The juxtaposition simply wasn't there. What was juxtaposed about it? So Bobby Althoff, she's got that podcast. And have you guys seen what's happened

with this whole Drake thing? Drake's the reason it all blew up in the first place. They unfollowed each other. They unfollowed each other. His podcast, his episode is no longer on the feed. All marketing materials for this have been removed from the internet. Why?

What's going on? What's going on over with Bobby Altaf? Is this a touching baste suddenly? What's going on? I saw someone speculate that he tried to smash and she was like fuck you get out of here which wouldn't be super surprising is this uh is this a matt healy adam friedland show situation where it just caused so much of a backlash i just i don't think there's any backlash with this drake episode i thought

it was a pretty chill episode of podcast interesting what were you gonna say micah i was just gonna go back to the back to the country song for a moment. Richmond, north of Richmond. More bluegrass Americana. Yeah. You know what? Here's the thing. I don't know if I'll go with it and say it's real.

Okay. But if tomorrow this turned into a Nathan for you bit and he was actually in front of a green screen instead of an old grain mill. Would any of us be surprised? No, a grain mill. Grain mill. Did I say grain mill? No, no, no. It's just funny that you singled out grain mills.

Okay, let's say it's real. Here's what I do know. There's going to be a lot more terrible copycats coming and it's, it's going to be lousy for everybody. Do not come, do not come copycats. We got, there's only room for one Oliver Anthony. I mean, it was just basically a country song built into an algorithm that's going to get right-wingers excited. And, and there, I also saw some right-wingers excited and and there i also saw some left-wingers excited because there are some uh uh union overtones as well all right i heard him uh described as a populist which i think kind of makes some sense too um he's kind of like rage

against the machine i don't know about that he's sort of raging against the machine he's throwing strays at uh people on welfare for being overweight for being fat yeah he has some definite right wing you just don't have to do that personally would this be a big deal if he wasn't a redheaded guy with a big bushy beard i don't know he's really setting redheads back like as someone who kind of has to i'm kind of pot committed to some redheads at this point my life like he's just kind of he's kind of laying it all off if the song stunk this no one would like okay whatever this guy stinks no but it's kind of catchy like i said so that's why i think it's catching steam a bit i

well but that's i have appreciation for that type of music not necessarily the lyrics of this dude but yeah tyler Childers, man. Fucking goes. Yeah, I don't know if that's a fair comp. I mean, they're both redheads potentially from the same area, but I think that's kind of... Tyler Childers is a redhead? Yeah.

Yeah, all those times you've recommended Tyler Childers and talked about him and stuff, I just haven't actually taken those recommendations. That's not your style in music. No, dude, I'd rather chill with my boy durst and listen to tyler childers i'm very confused durst like childers what's up huh okay eric anders sorry yeah uh back to bobby alto. He might be an industry player. I can see that. Yeah.

I like her bit. The unemotional interviewer who just... It's a good bit. I like it. Do you think there's any credibility to people claiming she could be an industry player? Because it's gotten to be such a big narrative with her that she's now confronting it and making jokes about it on the internet. If she is, what's the movement? What's the purpose of it? What's the purpose of it?

What's the purpose of any of these initiatives? Control narratives of celebs, stars. To distract us. Maybe there's some news stories going on right now, and they're like, wait, what if we have Drake on this viral podcast and have everyone watch that for an hour instead of the news? The hater in me wants to believe she's a plant,

but I also just think that's good content. Yeah, the content is actually good, and that's what kind of separates her from what some people might say Anthony – or Oliver Anthony or whatever his name is. His name should be Anthony Oliver, by the way. Two first names. Yeah. It's just a very confusing thing. I'd love for this show to get big enough to where people were like, are those guys industry plants?

Are they big podcast plants? Maybe. Medium-sized podcast plants. Maybe medium size. Yeah. Hey, medium. You never know. Oh,

she's married and has kids. Yeah. That's how she got famous. I think she was a mom. Tik Toker. She was doing a mom. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I didn't realize this, but horny Randy, uh, the guy that we met in Chicago at that meetup, um, he told me that she had lopsided boobs,

which I did not know. And I think it had to do with like breastfeeding or something. And sure enough, yep, she had very lopsided boobs at one point in her life. It's okay. Yeah. It's okay.

No, it's cool. We love our lopsided queens out there. Yeah. What? Nothing. Don't make me feel weird about what I just said. No,

dude. Okay. Very cool. You shouldn't feel weird. Very cool. We stand boobs here. Everything they do. From form to function. You shouldn't feel weird. Very cool. We stand boobs here. Everything they do. From form to function.

You and Clay Travis. I stand for three things. Oh, God. What was the quote? Do you know the quote, Mike? I feel like you know the quote because you hate it so much. I don't recall what it was, but... He's like, I stand for three things.

I think it was the First Amendment and boobs or something. Oh, God. That's my brain. That guy just fucking sucks. Have you ever seen someone try to dunk on an Instagram comment section and post something and then someone will respond

and just be like, man, you really thought you did something here. It's a really demeaning comment, but that's exactly how I felt when he said the boobs thing. What a douchebag. I feel like that on this show

at least once a week. I tried to do something and it just didn't work. America? No, no. But when you try to do something that doesn't work, Dave, you're taking a creative freedom. You're not trying to dunk on someone and you just look't work. America? No, no, but when you try to do something that doesn't work, Dave, you're taking a creative freedom.

You're not trying to dunk on someone and you just look like the asshole. That's fair, most of the time. The exact quote is, I believe in two things completely, the First Amendment and boobs. Okay. And then he went back to his home

and spent time with his wife after that and they probably acted like everything was totally fine and normal. She's like, really? Really? Boobs? He's used that line several times. It's one of his go-tos.

He thought he did something there. Another first two-name guy. Can I bust in here for a second? There's some breaking news. Okay. Bust in. The headline from ESPN. Former NFL player Michael Oher, subject of the blind side,

petitioned a court Monday with allegations that Sean and Leanne Tuhoi never adopted him, instead tricking him into signing a document, making themselves his conservators and enriching themselves. That's a twist. I've learned to not make too many grandiose statements regarding headlines as they unfold on this, but this taints the movie. Yeah, I was going to say,

Dylan's taking a dip into the classics. It kind of got inspiring me i've never seen the blind side maybe i should check it out you've never seen the blind side no i once i heard sandra bullock's um accent i was like i'm out it didn't sound it didn't sound like a good southern accent before i knew this headline existed it was a good movie it was a good movie good movie dave wasn't hugh freeze involved in that too is he related to that was bobby petrino no it was probably we're actually mortal enemies um i don't know i don't know if they ever laughed or not i i think hugh freeze was in was the high school coach and then he oh parlayed that to uh about that uh calling uh calling home places of prostitution dozens and

dozens of times he sure did any cell phone yeah stay Yeah, you got to get a burner, y'all. You can call a place of prostitution, right? You just can't follow through with the prostitutes. Hey, just give me lady. You got prostitutes there? Okay, bye. I think that's what he did. Just called to check in.

What's up? Just making sure. Just doing my rounds. All right. So how much is sex? Yeah. That's probably what he said. Think they have an operator there?

Hold line? yeah that's probably what he said i think they have an operator there hold line it's like when you called 1-800 wet teas as a kid phone sex you don't see what you don't see wet t-shirt contests anymore do you maybe they do it i just i don't last one i saw was in 2019 oh they do what still. What were... Okay. Where were you? Costa Cruz? Oh, Mexico. Fuck yeah. Yeah, I was in Cabo San Lucas, and we were sitting in a bar. It's one of those party bars that you sit at, and they were getting wild on stage,

but they weren't doing anything crazy crazy. And then suddenly, someone said, wet t-shirt contest, and I was like, I cannot believe I'm actually at one. This is a dream. That's fucking awesome. MTV Spring Break Will would be losing his mind right now,

and in the in that moment i could not have cared less if anything i felt a little creepy i don't know man they're pretty sick you're just trying to eat a club sandwich i mean i don't order club sandwiches in mexico dave i like that i like the local fair yeah i don't know how good it is at the place you're talking about it's the place next to squid Row, right? Yeah. You did the thing. No, well, I think it's near. I think it's like, as a crow flies, it's probably

pretty close to Squid Row. It's closer to Squid Row than Deep Eddie is to Congee. Okay. I don't know why you're taking strays for that track.

I respect the track. We just wanted to go to Deep Eddie. I'm about to pee myself, honestly. Go pee, dude. We got some more stuff to talk about.

If you pee yourself, you might look like you have swamp ass. Great segue, Will. Micah, can you put the photo up on the screen real quick about lucas can i go tinky you can go david and i can just vibe out talking about like swamp ass and stuff you need to go tinky i can just do a solo segment on swamp i want to start this segment by saying put this man on the rider cup i want this guy in italy i want absolute dogs on this rider cup team and i've learned a lot about lucas glover in the past couple weeks uh one thing i've I want this guy in Italy. I want absolute dogs on this Ryder Cup team, and I've learned a lot about Lucas Glover in the past couple weeks.

One thing I've learned about him is that he simply does not own a pair of dark pants that can mask his swamp ass. Another thing I've learned about him is that he doesn't care that he has swamp ass, because if he cared, he would not be... You can walk in front of the camera. Yeah, it's not a big deal. Did he just run it? Micah just ran into the window of the camera yeah it's not a big deal did he just run it micah just ran into the window come on he's like a dog okay which is heaven i don't know

yeah i also he's an azix guy weird is that trash that's a trash that's the only thing i don't like i don't hate it but it just uh he puts off a traditional foot joy guy. He does. Does he not have any boys in his crew that are like, hey, dude, we got to get you into some navy blue pants, maybe some black pants. Like, we just can't have you wearing khakis out here. Instead of the Sunday red, it's Sunday swamp. Like, people are really coming at him for all kinds of different,

you know, sweat stuff going on. I'm not going to come at him at all. I ride with him. I ride with him as a fellow a fellow who who struggles with this who struggle with it for many years i this could be me if i had to wear pants to play in the memphis heat people are making comments about how the the swamp ass has migrated forward to the front of him like i totally i i could see how this could happen when you're walking 18 holes over 106 holes hey uh maybe a guy in his 40s is gonna sweat a little bit when he's trying to go back

to back on the pga tour oh he went back to back let the guy go back to back and sweat let him sweat his little balls off is what happened he won he wanted a fucking playoff come on i just feel bad for a guy who probably doesn't deserve to get this kind of hatred for uh no reason um maybe i'm maybe i'm impartial because i had a i had a stretch of getting swamp ass in high school that maybe traumatized me for the rest of my life but we out here standing dudes who aren't afraid to sweat out of their butts

give me the glove on the Ryder Cup team he's going to get the nod right he has to get the nod he's top 5 in the world right now right well points wise FedEx points I think that's fine that still qualifies captain's pick he would have have to be, I believe. I believe.

Could be wrong about that. And you know who the captain is, right? Zeej. I'm worried Zeej isn't going to respect a grinder like this guy because I don't know if Zeej is a grinder. Oh, I think Zeej is. I've never seen Zeej at this much swamp ass. Okay, that's fair.

That's fair. But we've seen Zeej win a green jacket, win an Open Championship. So if you have Bryson versus Glover, who are you taking for the Ryder Cup? I'm taking Glover. You don't want the guy that went to SMU that just bombs the ball in Italy? Because he kind of adds a different dynamic. He slimmed down a little bit, which is good for his longevity,

but I just don't really know what his plan is. And I'll be honest, I haven't been following. You might be shocked to learn I haven't been following Liv too much. There you go, Micah. Micah bear-crawled, army-crawled under the cameras to leave. Consummate professional, that guy.

Just the best. He's got to keep him around. Micah, are you a swap-ass boy on the golf course? Yeah, I mean, I guess. It's hot out there. I just don't understand. When this tournament was on Thursday at the office, people were like, check out the swamp ass on this guy.

And he never made an adjustment. Like, that was the only thing I know about this tournament. I didn't know what the tournament was. I just knew there was a guy who was playing well, who had swamp ass. That's, that's exactly the reason he should be on the Ryder cup. He's a, he's putting his ass off.

He's playing great. He went back to back on the tour. And also he's so unflappable that even having the most comedically. To just go to the, go to the pro shop and get some black slacks. Well, I mean, what are you,

what are you doing? You know, you're an HD. I'm a little offended. Dude, they kept on putting that iso cam on him where like blurs out the background and makes it all artsy and shit and they just had an absolute like you're an 8g zoom in on his butt you don't need to be doing that he's 43

let the man sweat i thought your sweat like calmed down when you reach your 40s you didn't sweat as much as you used to is that facts oh no no dude old men don't sweat you ever see old men walking around like wearing sweaters and shit in the middle of summer it's like what's how are you doing this oh they get cold so easily yeah i'm not trying to sweat shame our dude here old bag of bones but i mean put on some mugsy insert your favorite sponsor here somebody has better pants pants. Good job, Micah. Roback, I'm sure, makes slacks, right? Bird dogs as well, maybe? Something like that. Yeah.

Let's just go through all of our sponsors. Slap on some bird dogs. There's a number of pants. I'm offended that he did this four days in a row. Well, back to back on him. Isn't there a story about his wife? Yeah. There might have been some...

That she like... That doesn't have any... It's not his fault. What'd she do? There was something that... Tumultuous. There was tumultuous because of a bad round of golf

that he played. She wasn't too... Allegedly, she wasn't too thrilled with how things were going. This is after he'd already won the US Open. Yeah, this is like

back in 2017. Who? His wife? This is what my... I don't know. Who is he? No, this is a thing. What man are he'd already won the US Open. Yeah, this is like back in 2017. Who? His wife? This is what my... I don't know. No, this is a thing. What man are we talking about right now? Lucas.

Oh, our man Glove? The Glove? Gary Payton? El Glove, yeah. GP? She was unhappy with his play? Yes. Yes.

I don't want to like... I don't know how much of this is uh what's her gin looking like but i think there was a mugshot yeah she might be a mugshot shoddy pro golfer's wife arrested saturday after fight with husband and mother-in-law wasn't this in from may of 2015 this is the players championship i'm sorry this might have been the players championship that we went to that's good dude hey all right good stuff oh if you go to sports skita there's a whole uh whole deal on it on what went down that's okay all that matters is the guy sweats out of his booty and he's got back to back on his uh resume now lucas glover yeah we support you

see you in italy You are a king. We have one last story in the same realm to talk about real quick. Dylan, are you familiar with the country of North Korea? Or maybe the Democratic People's Republic? You know I'm a big fan of the people of North Korea. Well, in a surprising move, the authoritarian regime is inviting foreign amateur golfers to a tournament in Pyongyang at the Pyongyang Golf Course to develop, quote, a friendship with North Korean amateur golfers

through DPRK Tourism, the nation's official tourism website. Seems cool. Tell me you're not at least a little bit intrigued. What if I told you that they hail this golf course as the world's most exclusive golf course? That would make sense. It might be factual

because you just can't go to that country. What if I told you I had an underwater golf course and an archery ground i don't need that in a boating ground you could also i i like what would you think about that i typically play golf above water unless i'm in it you know like pedro can't let you but if i play too much i'm usually in hot water well correct me if i'm wrong is this not not the course in which the fearless leader shot 18 holes in one? It is. No, no, no. Only 11 holes in one.

Not 18 holes in one. The Pyongyang golf course is legendary North Korea lore for one main reason. Former Supreme Leader Kim Jong-il supposedly hit 11 hole in ones the first time he picked up a club at the course in 1994. This guy just flipped me off for some reason. He probably deserved it. It just gave him a look. He's cracking his knucks. God, he's so good at golf.

Kim Jong-il. He's dead now. I didn't realize he was the former. Yoon's old man, yeah. Still a good player in his own right. I wonder how the young guy is. Probably not as good. It's hard getting out of that shadow shadow if you get invited to go play this

golf course you're saying yes how am i going to pitch that to my family you know there's something about going to that country still once in a lifetime opportunity like if you take a poster off the wall they're going to keep you in a prison camp and then send you back in a body bag at some point because that's what happened to our buddy our auto like you take a handful of teas from like the first tea and put them in your bag and suddenly you're just apprehended yeah probably yeah yeah it'd be it'd be a it'd be a scary first shot off the uh first tee there i'd be a little worried can you drink alcohol over there uh dennis rodman did very famously but he was also he was also boys with you know the dictator that rules the country what if like you're not dennis rodman yeah well i what if you're

darn yeah yeah i don't know the answer to that noted i know that the the story goes that like all of rodman's trips they just get him loaded the whole time him and the dictator just drank non-stop and uh that's that's a big part of of his north korean vacation problematic yet fun okay that's tough yes i will play this golf course if given the chance but only if you can drink at it i just you know something to edge off so i don't think about like possibly getting killed dylan just wipes one so far right off the first team just parades himself walking back to the cart yeah yeah that's that seems like it could happen it's like one of those days that's in play for sure yeah i need a transfusion that's what he says could you drink

more transfusions than kim joe oh yeah well he's he's a tubby fucker i don't know maybe you can handle his shit yeah he looks dense yeah that haircut is fucking awesome, too. Dude, his fit's been crazy. Would you wear that haircut if you got invited to North Korea? That dude could put a fit together. Yeah. That's a tough one. If you show up in one of his little body suits with the haircut, are you mocking him or are you showing reverence to him?

That's the challenge. I don't think my hair does this. Can I do this haircut instead of getting faded up for the homie does the homie even want us to get faded up or is it like demeaning him at this point he wants us to yeah he actually brought it up yesterday i'm growing my hair out right now so i'm not ready to get faded up what's going on i lost a bet where i have to get my i have to get faded up and get some lines in my head for the homie. Lit. I don't remember why.

You want to do it with us? Genuinely don't know. Actually, I'm in desperate need of a haircut. Ooh, go to Zeke. Who's Zeke? Isn't that who used to do you in Brad Keyes' hair? Zeus. Zeus. No, well, my man Casey has his own shop.

Shouts to a big city barbershop. There we go. But it's too far from me now, now that I'm in the trip. Did Zeke play in the most recent preseason game? Okay. He's not on a team. Of course, you're talking about Zeke Elliott. So, no, now that I'm in the trip. Did Zeke play in the most recent preseason game? Okay. He's not on a team. Of course, you're talking about Zeke Elliott. So, no, he did not play in it.

But thanks. Thank you. No, it's kind of like when – second time this has come up, Micah, do you remember when the creator of Bumfights went on Dr. Phil and he showed up in a suit identical to Dr. Phil's and shaved the bald horseshoe? And he just went out there and Dr. Phil's like shaved the bald horseshoe. And he just went out there. And Dr. Phil's like, dude, get the fuck out of here.

I don't recall that. You know why he did it? Because he brought him on to basically accuse him of exposing people for money. Exploiting homeless people, which he definitely was. And he's like, you do the exact same thing. That's why I'm dressed as you. There you go. That was a whole gotcha a moment it's pretty sick dr phil does kind of exploit people that are down bad

doesn't he yeah that's kind of the thing about it if you were in a cage match with dr phil producer micah who wins that oh i'm i'm taking phil down he looks big yeah he's probably a large man but he's old mike has never had his back taken. Six foot three? His length doesn't scare me. Six foot three? He looks like he's got that dad strength. It's a good bit. It's a good bit to dress up like Dr. Phil.

I would shave in the horseshoe. If I got in a situation where I was going to fight Dr. Phil McGraw, I would shave my hair to taunt him in that fashion. I do worry that the bum fights guy doesn't have a lot of ground to stand on in terms of his argument. Sure. Some might say it's the pot calling the kettle black. He doesn't have much of a moral high ground.

Right. Noted the bum fights guy. Yeah, you actually have a better shot in a fight if you have the high ground. Still funny. Still nuts. You guys ever get in a fight on a ski mountain? You want to be uphill.

Yeah, that's true. No, I can't say that I have. I did get a... Had a guy do a backflip over me in a terrain park recently. Yeah, I guess you were in a fight on the mountain, but it was just a fight for your life. Yeah, a fight for my quads as I'm pizzling down the entire mountain.

Cool show. Micah, stop wrapping us up, dude. You're just doing the finger thing again. Just stop. Micah's over there texting. We can end the show whenever we want to end the show. It's an 88-minute show. We never got that uh that never worked right did that ever catch on the this thing hey you know micah you'd have to tell us it more just

took me out of the mood to podcast because you were just no no i'm not even talking about that i don't think you were here for it was one day when i was sitting in oh it's the wrap it up yeah but it's it's a circle and you know i mean circling back similar to touching base oh you want the backers to do the circle yeah yeah when yeah the touchers to circle yeah i don't think it ever caught on every time we see somebody out they always do that to us like hey it's the the finger twirl like do we have a secret handshake for touching base yeah but we can't we can't reveal that should we just do like no wow that's a good hint no i don't want to do that touch people yeah you don't like being touched no i don't either dave was dave was shaking his leg the

other day under our under our desks and i could feel his leg shaking on me oh sorry i let it ride for a little bit sorry i was so good oh fucking you took a trip to zimbabwe i doubled down on those sixers that was fun did you have fun i'm getting hangry oh i'm getting hangry i didn't see at the gym this morning have one of his fucking tacos off his taco bar bitch i went to the downtown one did you yeah because i did take parks to school and it was right there so okay yeah good response yeah i got and it was right there. Okay. Yeah. Good response.

Yeah. I got nothing. It was chest. I was at the downtown one putting a big weight. I got there at 5.30 this morning. I didn't see you anywhere. 5.30. You were putting a big weight at 5.30. I'm spotting for dudes.

I got there early to spot for some dudes and then I got my own workout in. That's very kind of you. Just giving your morning away to some random dudes who needed a little spot. Will focuses on the thigh machine. Yeah. I think it's a rising tide. So if I'm working out around a bunch of jack dudes, I consider it to be a win for myself. What muscle group did you focus on today?

The ones in the upper body. The ones in the upper body? That's good. Okay. Yeah. Yep. My pectoralis major. I can tell.

You look... Hey, let's see. Your pump is still going. You feel that good pump he likes a good punch what kind of pre-workout are you taking these days will uh it's called uh crazy bitch hey you're a crazy bitch i'm on that preemptive war shit it's good no i'm actually twisted off that hunter biden okay that's not the worst name slams hunter biden's laptop shot yeah yep okay you guys see

that tweet about going back in time if you ever went back in time to like world war one you wouldn't be able to call it world war one rattle everybody whoa whoa yeah i watched dunkirk yeah i glaring lack of people being like man this world war one that we're fighting right now is fucking crazy the hell did they know what they didn't call like world war at the time right no maybe the great war the great war was something i don't know i don't know what they called it in the moment like we get like when are we gonna know if we're in world war three like are they gonna announce it like it's a world world power is gonna be like all right we're here i don't know if they just announce it maybe i don't know man fun fact dunkirk's actually world war ii i can tell you paid

a close attention to the movie i was fucking i was early bird and hard i did watch casablanca on early bird that's a fact not a a lot of dudes named Kirk these days. Can't name like a baby Kirk. What about the quarterback for the Minnesota Vikings who had a big star turn on quarterback? His name is Kirk. That's a good point, Micah. After watching quarterback,

were you pro-Kirk Cousins or anti-Kirk Cousins? He's much more likable to me now. I'm going to be nicer to him going forward in my head. I never had an issue with Kirk Cousins. He went to Michigan State, and I support Spartans in all their endeavors. Thank you. Okay. Very sick.

Hey, while we're talking about sports. Yeah. Are you kidding? What are you doing? Is that Randy's laptop? That's my work laptop. Hey, since we're talking sports, if you want to hear me talk sports, you can do that on another, you know, Grand X Media podcast, Backdoor Cover. And this is not a bit.

This is a real thing. We're back. Wow. Just like your boy, Sam is a real thing we're back just like uh just like your boy sam ellinger we're back what football season is here don't do that brad key and i peter the irish guy mitch the algorithm the whole squad is back i hope that please subscribe now backdoor cover three words uh powered by mwbk consulting and podcasts i don't even know what that is but it's available now if at some point we uh we have to leave grand x for whatever reason i hope you're able to take that um the name of that podcast with you onto your next endeavor as i'm sure the same

will happen with this program touching base that'd be really cool if we could just continue to record under the name oh i'm sure if something goes wrong, everyone will get there. Yeah. That'd be for sure. That's a real thing, though. Go to subscribe. Not a bit. Seriously, we're trying to get that early bird money. There you go.

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There's some good stuff trending. Bill Maher, Michael Orr, 1.21 gigawatts, and Mick Steamy. Mick Steamy. Okay. Hey, Michael, thanks for producing. Yeah, good job, man. You did a great job. Yeah, it's my job.

He does this all the time. He's done what I do. Quite the production. You know, full bennies. So. Yeah. Good gig. Okay.

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