Circling Back - Tracking Packages with KJ Ellis | Circling Back 8-5-26

Episode Date: August 5, 2026

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Good morning. Welcome back, circling back podcast. My name is Dave. Big show today. Of course, Randall Trimback, he's producing. Hi, Randy. Hi, Dave. How you feeling?

Feeling. Feeling great. Feeling like it's not producer week at all. Would you do? I unmeaded Dylan's mic who's not here and not your mic for one second. Don't need to do that again? No, no, you're good. I knew you were up to something over there. If, you know, if Dylan was just here, not in Chicago, enjoying my homeland.

Sure. No, we're all going on. Yeah, Dylan's in Chicago. He's on a little trip with Parks, his son. They did not go to the game last night, correct? I don't think, well, he said Wednesday. Those Cubbies, man. That they were going to go.

I think he was looking for something to do today before the game. So I think he's going today. Okay. Cool. Yeah, there's cubbies, man. Looking good. You want to hear some bullshit, some absolute bullshit? There's been some people in the chat complaining about me letting the beat ride.

So everyone, no more beat riding because people are complaining. Who? Name names. What? Yeah, yeah. Well, I don't know. People are just mad. Okay.

Well, I didn't know that that was a problem we've been having. And to the chat, I will talk to Randy after the show one-on-one. We'll take it offline. We'll take it offline. Filling in for Dylan, as he can, and he has done before. It's KJ. Well, speaking of vocal minorities, listening to people in the chat as a representation of the entire listing

demographic is ass-nine. Let me just say that. I love the chat, often part of the chat. But let's, let's, you know, let's let's let people with all of the, their legs do the talking around here. We did, uh, we let, we did one episode, uh, live episode at 10.30. And then like the chat was like, no, y'all should move it. And we moved.

All of a sudden, pirate dread Roberts is really the invisible hand behind the behind the show making all the calls. Yeah, it was, um, the chat wields, uh, power like you wouldn't believe. I'm mainly just trying to get the chat, the majority of the chat to turn on those people. That's, that's what I'm really trying to do here. Mm. Let him meet their own. Chat in fighting. Yeah.

Wouldn't encourage it. KJ's in Wisconsin. Yeah, boy. Happy to be here, though. I don't have much to say about Wisconsin. I mean, actually, I'll back that up. Thoughts and prayers of all those who are recently affected by a tornado, Appleton way.

We were talking about this little bit pre-show. I was kind of, you know, thinking in my head about all those folks. And I'll say this, miraculous to see the amount of damaged on to a community. It's about 25 miles outside of Green Bay. Tone of devastation, zero, zero lives lost. So shouts to have in a basement, shouts to have them working, uh, storm sirens. Very good. Yeah, we don't have, uh, the luxury basements down here. It just doesn't, uh, really jive with our soil. Yeah, I've always, the first time we had a, uh, like, tornado watch out here, I'm like, what, what am I supposed to do? Like, I, like, I'm supposed to do.

Like I know go to the basement, but I don't know. Go to the tub. I guess I'll just die. Go to the tub. Tell the girl that's probably in your tub to get out. That's how I make money. And then maybe get a bike helmet because I know you got one. Put your bike helmet on.

Maybe bring up, if it's big dog, if it's going to be bad, get you a mattress in there, cover yourself with it. I mean, there's all sorts of things. Your most inner closet or bathroom. Gotcha. Okay. Okay. Turn around, don't drown also. It's a different natural disaster, but that's also a thing you should do.

Okay? Thank you. Anything else? Got any more brain busters? Click at her ticket. Click at her ticket. What should I do if I catch on... If I catch on fire.

Like two minutes in the back seat, wrestling. What? What should I do if I catch on fire? It's a song. It's from an artist. If you catch on fire? Yeah. shut them down and open up shop thank you kj you're welcome you're welcome we'll just jump to where

this is all leading inevitably apologies what are we doing here today apologies oh man we got a lot we got a lot of sports sports adjacent not like we're not going to go heavy ball but we're going to be we're going to be sniffing around the ball a little bit just kind of like getting in talking about some ball adjacent things and hopping out and then moving on to the next you dig i dig we've got a lot and uh before we do that i want to i want to implore everyone to go over to spotify subscribe to this podcast even if you don't even do youtube i want you to go to youtube and i want you to subscribe to this podcast you can watch it live there you can watch the video there too you can watch the video on spotify do that okay it feels like i'm talking to randy and kj but i'm actually talking to the

listener as well. Okay. The listener. Talking to the chat. The chat's on thin ice, bud. Yeah. If you're in the chat and you're not liked and subscribed, what are you doing?

Oh, and also, if you fall through the ice in the cold of winter and you're in the cold water, just fucking enjoy the plunge, dude. Oh. Just hop out, man. Just breathe. Just hop, you know, just enjoy the effects of a good cold plunge. No, just get out. Don't freak out, though.

You'll be fine. Just don't freak out. Put yourself up on the ice and kick and, you know, get upon that ice. Get upon that ice. We also have a substack that drops every Friday, washoutsubstack.com. Who's going to, who's hopping in with me? Wait, Dylan's back Thursday, isn't he? When's he back?

No, Friday. So he's out. I need a blogger. I can't just send out one day of blog. We need somebody to join me. Do we need another article? from the Daily Deposition. Is that you?

Yes. My fake superhero city parody newspaper. The daily deposition. Yeah, we definitely need that. Anything that if Randy's going to contribute some writing, I'm going to, I'm all for it. Citopoulos is number one trusted real news source. Okay. We look forward to it.

KJ, what? I'm just trying to follow the themes here. The daily deposition is... I have to, apparently. I heard the pitch previously, and I've got to admit that when I was listening to it at the time, I was kind of vibe him with it. When I hear it live, there's just something about having this headphones, these headphones on this mic in front of me that makes me feel like, I don't know, man. But you know what? You write your little heart out, Randy.

Did you even read it? Oh, you know, here's the thing, Randy. That's a no. That's a no. That's a no. You send it to me. in my desk and uh you know i'll read i typically do read the substacks uh that that's factual i have not read the daily deposition in fact i'll remedy that post haste i think that was what bernard fridays ago

two fridays ago yeah peach ago then i'll go find the article i wrote once upon a time that was just trash and it was before like a substack had started and it's just buried somewhere in my gmails today so i'll find that resubmit that article i don't remember that Yeah, it was about competing on guts, Nickelodeon's guts. Oh. But I need to go back and reread it. I think about that article from time time. Like, man, it was probably hot garbage.

You would have crushed on guts. Call you Dylan. You were an athlete. Fair, fair. That too, yes. You're a legitimate athlete. You performed at a high level. Um, okay.

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uh we got a little golf news people didn't have us leading the show with little golf news but live live golf kj something i know that you've been tracking certified crusher right here. I am so happy to know that in 2026, here we are in the great year of our live, that live golf is not dead. And so freezing cold takes and any other fuckers out there who are like, oh, man, this aged well when the live leadership people who won't be named in this story, because I don't know their names came out and they're like,

Okay, I wouldn't, I wouldn't commit to saying that that Liv's dead and won't finish the season. Because in fact, while they did cancel events, they were not dead. Reported today by golf.com that Liv has struck an investor deal, which, you know, whatever. We don't know who the investor is, by the way. I'm looking at their, they've issued a statement. Hey, that's all that matters. I want to issue a statement. My statement is we're going to live Moss, ladies and gentlemen.

No, we're not. And the majority owners of the league and live 2.0, as I'd like to call it, are the players. And we don't have the Taco Bell noise from all the old too much dip days anymore. I don't have it on my board either. I'm sorry. Extreme Joe Buck boys. Sometimes you got to live Moss. That's not a good Joe Buck.

And just this concept that like you've got this rogue. Golf League funded allegedly by the Saudi public investment fund. It was. Actually, it wasn't like any other one really allegedly. You're right. I get when some of the characters, some of the names in that sentence, you kind of have to do allegedly sometimes.

You're used to hearing allegedly a lot when you hear Saudi Arabia. Yeah, they compliment each other. But anyhow, like you have that, the original league funded by Saudi public investment fund, potentially more on them later, actually. It kind of succeeds.

And by succeeds, I mean, they played tournaments. They paid players. They made noise. They made changes to the structure of PGA. They threw golf concerts on golf courses featuring the chain smokers. That's what I call success, ladies and gentlemen.

Okay. You got a low bar. As a guy who will be enjoying a chain smoker's concert at ACL in a few weeks. I want you to just reach a little higher. Think bigger. Four. That's my golf and chain smokers combo. So Bryson hit it farther.

Right shoulder is going to bother you when you are little older. That's all. I want to be like Rory. I don't know that one. It's Kanye. It's an old school one, I guess. Oh, okay. I guess we don't know deep cut chain smokers around here.

I want to be like Kanye. That's what are you saying. It wasn't kind of. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm following. I'm following.

I like it. Notably not a part of Liv. Hey, it's okay. It's okay. I guess, yeah. Yeah.

He actually is the antithesis of Liv. I want to be like Bryson. I just did that. Thank you. Do Lee Westwood. Oh. Anyhow. You have all.

of these like historically exclusive structures that now turn into like the world's biggest bro co-op and i kind of like it's not the world's biggest at all but if it's like one of the most like prominent player-owned leagues what would success mean for any other sport i saw this dare to dream they still owe john rome a significant amount of money like significant to the tune of uh uh I believe I saw 150 million. And I'm just going to go ahead and say it. If that's true, John, you're not getting that money. He now owns the leak.

You're getting it. You're getting a little equity. And I don't know if that's, I don't know how that's going to work. I don't know if it's an equal value. But I saw maybe that they're only going to play 10 events a year, which like if you're John Rahm and you're still in your prime and you're trying to compete. for majors and you got a legacy that you've already kind of, you've already kind of gotten a little dirty.

10, 10 events a year is not going to, not going to really cut it. That's not going to get you playing. That's not going to get you in shape to go compete at the highest level. But, okay. What's average number of events for like Scotty, 20, 25? Good question. Let's look that up. Yeah, I could, you know, like anyone could ever know it.

I could have looked this up. I'm sorry. But yeah, I don't disagree. It doesn't change the outcome. And none of this affects like whether or not they're going to be able to earn ranking points, whether or not, you know, relations with PGA as like that partnership that was announced, I don't know, two years ago now, a year and a half ago, like what this means for that. So like who knows where this goes?

I think you have to play like 14 events. And Scotty plays 18 to 20 on tour. and I believe that includes the majors. So, okay, it's not crazy. It's still, but like, live is a, it's a different format. So, so, yeah. I don't really follow golf, but I do produce a podcast where people talk about golf at all. Can you, like, what happened to the merger?

Weren't they going to, like, merge with the PGA? What was that all that about? What happened there? There was, like, about, you're talking about, like, the two years of, like, they're close. Like, the two years. No, there was an announcement. Yeah. It never happened.

PGA's got a new commissioner. They are offering a path back to the tour for certain players, you know, marquee players, Brooks Kepka. I believe they offered it, made a path available for some of the higher-tiered ones. So that was the old commissioner that made that announcement. I think so. I don't really remember. Yeah, that was his last event.

He was also named to be gone after that. Like as a part of that announcement, it was like, I don't know his name. I keep on a hand. Jay Monahan. Jay Monaghan. Jay Monaghan. Um, I'm not going to say who I was mixing it up with. Might have been an S&L Kai.

When they made the announcement, it was in that same messaging or same announcement that he would be gone. And so that was like, all right, I'm not going to be here, but, you know, tire little blue bandana to the red bandana. We're going to hold it up, take the photo. All's good here. Squash the beef, if you will. But none of that was really going anywhere if the Saudis didn't agree fully. And then the Saudis are like, don't worry about whether or not we agree because we ain't going to be there. Worth noting that Liv has changed the format to 72 holes. I did, we did mention that. Yes, they did change that. Yeah. Yeah. But you can play in shorts. Pretty cool.

Pretty cool. And they have the chain smokers? Well, they don't have the chain smokers anymore, but, but they do have LMFAO. Yeah. They don't want to think when the members died recently. Fuck. You're thinking of the female vocalist from. Apologize to the people of.

We've lost KJ's audio. Oh, what? Yeah, we lost KJ's audio. There you goes. He got so mad about it. He just muted his mic after you said that. What about now? Check, check, check.

There's nothing funny. He's definitely not rolling on the floor laughing. Yeah, we've definitely, we have no KJ audio, but that's okay. I mean, it's not okay for the rest of the show. At some point, it'll, it'll come back. I just kind of want the live thing to stop. I just, I just want some clarity. I don't, I don't really care.

Make it like a, they shouldn't. have just they should have just become like marketed themselves as like a champions tour a pg a senior tour of sorts where like you know they get some guys who were at the twilight you know maybe under 50 but guys who it's like i i got nothing else and they do have some of those guys but like that should have been their thing they should have never gone after the younger guys well they can't like have any senior championships because it'd be like uh f1 where one person won't win it all the time oh you're so j bone coded i'm talking about according to the president of the United States winning every single senior championship he's ever been in or

something like that. What are you trying to say? Trying to say that he doesn't really play that well. I'm just saying he just must be so good that there's not even reason to have lived. Can I expose somebody we work with? KJ. Yo, yo, yo, yeah. Not exposing KJ. I do want to. Somebody in the company adjacent or works here, a core member was challenging the, um, they said that they would, the quote was, I will die on this hill that Trump isn't as good. good of a golfer as he says he is. Do you, do you want me to read the, I'm not going to say who. I won't say who, but I, uh, do you want me to read the exact, no, don't read it all,

because I think, I feel like you'll be able to tell who it is. I was just thinking about it. I was like, and I wondered, I'm like, how many people are we so at the point where like it's like tongue and cheek? Or do people really think like, oh, no, this dude's legit? Like, he's not, I mean, we've seen him play. Like, he's not a bad player. But your chat, he was challenging the veracity of him winning all those club championships. And you know what? I don't want to put him. He's not here.

Even if he like, he may or may not be a part of the show. He was not here to defend himself or herself. Yeah. And if he were, do you think the conversation would be more productive? Not with me here. That's true.

I feel like, no. I mean, I clearly missed a part, but nevertheless, just curious. Anyhow. Hey,

what happened to your mind? Sorry about that. It might be time. for me to get a new roadcaster like mixing board i'm thinking that's you know it's been about nine years 10 years your boy's been in this game for 10 years as of y'all actually ever think about that you're 10 years on mic pioneers yeah 10 000 hours we're really good at it now as you can tell we're just really just mowing them down okay it's been 10 years when's the last time you got a new mattress kj you know what the last time i did it was elisa

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Well, here's a little segment. We've probably done it before, but I'm going to just, since KJ's our guest, I'm going to, I'm going to position this question for him. Is this a good idea? You ready? Oh, I'm in. Breaking news on three has partnered with Polly Market, as it's the exclusive prediction market partner.

And you will soon be able to go to Polymarket for for national signing day. So can you remind the good folks at home and maybe me? Who's on three, by the way? On three is a bohemath in the high school college recruiting world. I don't know if that I'm selling them short probably, but they are leading media college sports tech. cover college football, basketball, basically college athletics. And they do a ton of content. And they do a lot of like, they own rivals, for example. So rivals. They got rivals a few years back, I believe. So basically, you can go look at the recruiting rankings, all this. And now they are

partnered with polymarket. Just I don't see any issues personally. But I didn't play. I didn't play. I didn't like college football. Just to be clear, it's not like the Amazon equivalent for the Polynesian islands, correct? No. Come on, come on. A market for the Polynesian anyways.

And it's not the, I've got to do two of these. Sorry, it's a two-part question. It's serious here. And it's also not the like Bumble tender equivalent for BYU and Utah students. Is it? See, where I went wrong,

I was trying to pair the joke with on three. and I'll oh you know what okay there we go uh the mattress uh three on the mattress though because one person's jumping up and down there you go there's more three on approach that works too that works too anyhow uh absolute terrible idea absolute terrible and like i struggle with this concept of like hey there are certain categories business term uh in the biz term if you will, for advertisers, you know, you group into categories, automotive, food, whatever, sports betting or prediction markets being a specific category.

I want to stop short of saying there are certain categories that you absolutely cannot mix with certain industries. So this being the college and high school recruiting industry, like, I don't think it would be bad if there was a Coors Light banner at. on the On3 website. Even though the majority of people that you're reading about on the website or that interact with the website from a subject standpoint, maybe not readership, subject standpoint are under drinking age.

I don't think that's necessarily bad. I also don't think that like bet MGM, Circa Sports, you know, big, broad gambling, having a presence with these places would be bad either. polymarket feels like we're taking things all the way indoors. Can I say that they didn't officially say you can, you're going to be able to do predictions on high school signing day, all that. But,

you know, I just, I think there's two issues. A, like the big ethics question, even if they didn't say that you're going to be able to do that, the announcement shouldn't be made without saying that you're not going to be able to do that. Like the announcement should be almost explicitly to like reject any thought that that will be

allowed on their platform. But also if you're going to announce this partnership, maybe just don't. I guess it's going to get fucking never mind. I was going to say like if you're doing a press release, you shouldn't be also tweeting it out. Like you should like send this out. quietly and then just let that activation happen so people see it announcing it before it's activated seems like a poor decision here yeah i mean what are we two two weeks away dude we're literally

in the month that college football starts can you believe it kj dude i i'm glad i'm sitting down because i have such a rock hard boner for college football because we're only two weeks away dude we're like let's just consider it like negative two weeks because week zero is like right around the corner man so tight dude that's how i judge weeks is by how far away we are from week zero this is what would happen if if kj wasn't here and it was just me and randy doing a show all that more on i heart radios turtle from whatever that show was entourage and matt lyonert's new podcast i feel like that's what goes on on their podcasts no offense it might be great anyways um yeah bad idea can i go ahead and confess with some onkify

action that I took the other day. Speaking of football, coming back. No, you're not, Oink. You're just big bro. Motherfucker. I'm like OG in some of the settings that I exist in nowadays. It's real bad.

I was driving back from card shop, picking up some pitch black Pokemon card shouts the other day with Kai in the backseat. And we were driving past local high school. And what do I see out of my window? but what looked to be like ninth graders and mesh jerseys and helmets and shorts just all lined up running out doing a little barrel or monkey roll and running and it's just like man let me go ahead and pull over real quick roll down the window so

I could see some kids having the time of their lives I was like what the fuck am I doing he goes is that what the football is like going to look like if I do it and I'm like no that's that's he goes is that real football not flag football not I'm like, yeah, let's just drive home. I don't feel like doing this. Yeah, you don't, that delay that question as long as you can. I don't know if you guys have already. Like football is real football.

I was like, that's as far as we're going right now. I'm like, yeah, it's. You didn't get, man, I was hoping you got out, walked over to that chain link fence, folded your arms and just, and just were like, yep. Mm. On the time of their lives. Good job, Randy. It's how I felt the entire time.

Thanks for going on camera to show you didn't have that. on the board already. I felt like a real production until it was just the shotgunned into the mic. What, uh, what's, uh, what's the team looking like? What's, what's the, what's the, what's the scene up there? My local high school is, is historically successful in football. Last few years, I've had a new coach after having one for a while, uh, you know, lost in the finals or in the championship last year by two. It's like they, they'll make some noise. But again, I shouldn't be anywhere near the high school football fields with my six-year-old son trying to get him to just smell the air of what success and how it starts.

Because I definitely have done it when like there was playing a game. It's like, let's just hear the drums. Let's just kind of catch a vibe real quick. When I go back to my parents' place, they live in Duncanville, as you know, they're about, oh, I don't know, quarter mile from the high school, no, half a mile from the high school. and man, I love going back in the fall because we can hear, like I'll get back and I'll just hear the band,

band practice, band playing, and it's so, God, brings back all those memories of, you know, just drinking Everclear and a sunny D bottle and then going and watching my friends play football. Hey, Siri, play Kenny Chesney boys of fall. You just fucked up somebody say out there, by the way.

Why did you do that? Yeah, I did. Why did it? Yeah, I did. somebody's not sorry right now like trying to low key listen to this in one earbud and their watch just goes off and starts playing do you think your high school could compete with uh i don't know you name it high school along i 20 you're saying up here no no i don't think the all-star team of three years worth of wisconsin high school football teams could compete with you pick arlington buoy what i would set the bars like the worst team i can't can think of along the I-20 corridor from there to North Crowley. Like I'm stretching it all the way Fort Worth just to find worst teams, and I don't think it would be close.

Well, let me know if you get some insider info on, I'm sure there's a, I'm sure there's like a cheese curd eating O lineman up there that's going to end up at Illinois or something. Let me know. If you get a little KJ's crystal ball predictor, let me know, and I'll put a polymarket in. I mean, I'm T Midwest. All I'm saying is one of the most famous Texans was from Wisconsin. And JJ Watt is, okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay, actually.

And okay. No, that's true. For some reason, I'm thinking Drew Brees to Purdue, but J.J. Watt to the Texans. No, no shade at the Big Ten, the Midwest, Big Ten is, uh, sneaky taking what, last three? Oh, yeah, yeah. They're, they're a great conference. It's, uh, whatever. Yeah.

F them because they talk a lot of shit recently. Purdue competes a lot in the big ten when it comes to football a lot. Well said. We'll stick to basketball. Anyways. Oh, man. All right. Well, yeah.

We'll continue to track that because that's, oof. I don't know if you've had any, if you have a friend who's gotten really into the polymarket stuff. I was with a guy on the aforementioned WTI who was like explaining it how, like, you know, you can watch, you're watching in live and watching like you can sell your bet and stuff. And it's just like a lot.

And I'm like, man, this is just, I used to just miss the days of like, I'm watching a game at my buddies house in Lubbock. And it's like, we're watching like, Ole Miss Tech. And I don't care about the game. And I'm just like, I don't really care. So I'm just going to, I'm going to place a bet through my fake website bookie that I'll never meet, hopefully. And, you know, just give me a little.

something to do on a Saturday, make me feel alive again. I miss those days. Man, what are the stupid bets that we could have on the podcast? Dylan punting a Detroit-style slice of pizza? What did he say? 40 feet? 40 feet, I think, yes. I think he could do that. I mean, that's... I just, I don't, you know, you don't know what that slice of pizza is going to do and it hits his foot. Hey, I'm not going to say anything, but I think Dylan has something to say about Chicago pizza when he gets back. That's a tease for next week. He tweeted it out. Oh, what? he say i don't i'm not in twitter luminaldi's is that is that the pizza place giordano's giordano's he

said giordano's greater than luminaldi's very true he he texted me and he said giordano's fire emoji so let's say deep dish might be back folks i'm sure he feels great today yeah to the man who denounced middle parts before they took over literally the entire world for the last seven years dude absolutely a take he got i think we just i didn't really have like an opinion on it i think i just flamed him because i think my wife at the time had a middle part and i felt the need you know me i'm an ally you don't have to give me a point actually give me a point for saying you don't have to give me a point that's two points thank you randy but that take did not age well no even though it is like a subjective take it's just it's one that like style went one way they didn't listen is what i'm trying to

say. Correct. The fairer sex went the other way. I credit him with killing off gifts, saying that they were a crutch for the unfunny. But he's really digging out of like an O3 hole with the middle part for sure. It lives on in my head. Every time I see one, I was like, Dylan was wrong. You think of what you think of him every time you see him? I put on Chelsea boots. I put on Chelsea boots and he's like, maybe he was right. I don't know. Undetermined on that take. You've been bumping that Stella Lefty, yo? What? Oh, I know where we're going.

Go ahead. Have you been bumping that Stella Lefty? Sure, Dave. Do you know what Stella Lefty is? No. I think I have an idea. Is this going to roll into something that I need to show up for a minute? It's not even going into an ad read.

It's nothing. Okay. I thought this was a, I thought it was a putter name, by the way. Oh, okay. Not a bad one. No, it's Barrett informed us. We were talking song in the summer yesterday.

with OCC and retail therapy zone, Barrett Dudley. And he brought to our attention, Stella Lefty. Yes, her. Okay. You know what? Yes. And I didn't listen. I went and listened to her hit song, Boston.

And first of all, when he said it, it is kind of a rip off of, was it? Sees out of the sticks. Yeah, Noah, Noah Khan. Khan. The first two lines like to a T. It is like, it's almost like, he, He's probably going to get a writing credit if he really wants it on the song. Anyway, not that good.

Ella Langley's way catchier. So that's all I'm saying. Also, Stella left these dads a multi-billionaire many times over. Embarrassingly, I read the entire article about the nepotism part of it. And it's in my Algo because according to YouTube music, I'm in the 0.06 top listeners of Noa Khan. So they were like, hey, you might need to be upset about this shit. It's like the safe Zach Bryan wave of life for me right now. I'm like, okay.

It used to be okay to enjoy Zach Brian. But then, you know, chicken nugget said, nah. And so you had to move on to somebody else who likes cardigans or some shit. I don't know, man. It's just in my rotation. So I read this whole article, did not remember her name. Just go listen to our, save my life. Go listen to our boy, Grayson Turner.

Goes in a Mary Cutter. Mayor Judd? Who? Mary Cutter. Oh, that's different. Garland. No. Cornbread Mafia.

Cornbread Mafia. Not to be confused with corn pop. Who Joe Biden famously stood up to back in the 50s. I'm going to send a Dave, my list of like local not really bigs, most of the time, not all the way of great Dallas rappers that also have been like littering my algorithm lately. Give me a name. Can I give you a name? Ah, Hashi sends you and Ty Harris are the two that I'm bumping right now. There's a guy from Duncanville who I didn't know in high school, but I don't think he's that much younger than me, fat pimp.

I think he does, he's in a music video with him. The reason that I bring you up and bring all this up here is they shot a video in the, in the same parking lot in which right there on the corner of a little shopping center on Duncanville Road or Westmoreland or whatever it is, is Subway. It's like featured in like a third of the shots of the music video. Okay. You just think of me? I don't want to dox David, but like I needed to tag you and see in this video. I'm like,

I did not work at the Westmoreland subway. You know what I mean? It's the main like right across some Sonic. Oh, I know. Well, um, that's interesting. Yeah, send it to me. There's so much like there will be new DFW rappers that'll pop up and I'll be like, man, hell yeah, I want to support this guy.

And I'm just like, man. I don't know if I can do this. This is not. It's not. It's almost like they didn't. They're not creating music for me. What? Okay.

So let me go back and have this discussion. Who's going to be more out of place. Me at a Noah Con concert or, uh, I can't I fucking screwed up her name. Isella, there's a chick who's like her whole vibe is like, hey, I'm going to be like Olivia Rodriguez youthful hot. However, I'm going to act like everything I love is bought a hot topic and is like drenched and like slip knot vibes like dripping black mascara long. She looks like she's like auditioning for the ring, but she does like heavy like pop. So like who's looked towards at a concert?

You at these Dallas rapper shows. I don't go to the show. No, no. In this situation, we're both standing just off stage front row. stage front row it's you but only because um i know how much you love noa con and i know that like uh if you ate like a bunch of cheese curds before and he he hadn't played his your favorite song yet that you would risk going bathroom you would go bathroom on the on uh right there and it would be an international incident your honor uh unadmissible evidence brought to the court and

brought to the court for this argument. I can't defend myself. We're going to arrest our case here. I looked up goth pop star. Is it Sophia Isella? Yeah, Sophia Asella. I got their name backwards because I'm looking at Stella Lefty's website. Yes, Sophia Essel. Can you pop up a little picture here so I don't sound like a total creep when describing her? Okay. It took it took me a second to to find. She friends with Tay? I guess so. Well, it's a little Tay, but like there you go. Like that's her whole vibe right there. Oh, she's a poser.

I don't know, man. Nah. Don't know. Yeah, I think that's a great way to describe it. But her crowd looks identical to Noah Kahn's basically. It's the same group. So wait, is she what's her? So it's just pop music?

It's not like, it's like a little edgier, but it's, I mean, no more than like Avrolevange wasn't pop. You know what I mean? She doesn't push her fingers into her eye. I know exactly where you're going with that,

but I'm not going to go. straight slip knot with it but I appreciate it. Slipknot's really popping up on my TL lately. Because they're kicking members out and left him right every year. But yeah, so Sophia Zella, let me submit her for song of the summer. Which song you ask? I don't know, man. Pick one. Is this something that you found on your own or is this through the children? Or Nicole. This is through fair question. I wish I could blame others. It's through

listing to know a con too much letting YouTube fuck up my algorithm. from it. So I get a bunch of breathy female vocalists into my like loop. And I'm like, I don't need any of that. And I caught one of hers. And YouTube is sweet music wise because like you can watch the video or just listen to it like your list to or whatever. You click a button you flip from the music video back to just like Spotify style. Same with a podcast. And so, you know, and your podcast works the same way. It's great. Works same way on YouTube music. But I caught a vibe of hers and I was like, you know what? Let me dig a little deeper.

This is striking a chord with the inner, you know, again, I'm going back to slip not over and over here, but you know, inner slipnot fan here. I was like, okay, music doesn't line up, but I could fuck with it. So give me some ticks soon. Touching tunes. KJ. Dave and Randy. The Reddit wants it.

They want it. They love music segments. Oh, no. Don't make it a bet pay off. I won't go to the concert by myself. Oh, no. Don't talk about that. Bet payoffs as me, KJ.

You're almost as bad as Dorn. Yeah, people say that you remove the truck nuts and they didn't fall off on 35. That's like saying Dorn posts a photo of his behole. And then y'all are like, oh, but you didn't bleach it. And I'm like,

I purchased said truck nuts. I fixed them. And then communicated what the outcome was. And then it's what it is. And y'all are trying to like evaluate the lightness of the B-hole here. And I'm like, hey, all I'm saying- I think, I think we,

is that I scheduled the appointment. I think that you knew you were in the wrong, so much so that we did a whole too much dip live stream court session. And I did, I passed the verdict. And it was either you had to get a tweet of yours on the SoFi Stadium Jumbo-Tron for the Super Bowl. Or you had to do three TikToks.

And I don't see a tweet or those-tick-tops. The TikTok dancing thing comes to brain. And I was like, I kind of have day nightmares nightmares about that night day-mairs, whatever you want to say that. do a, can we steal a bit from no laying up? They had a guy that payoff. It was a Neil. He had to do a getting ready video. And I would, I would watch a KJ getting ready video. You know what? I could do that. It would be, it'd be quite comical, quite chaotic and a lot of negotiating with toddlers.

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Maine. Hey, I don't like how you position this next story, but there is, I am glad you brought it up because there was a lot of video. Look, every radio station, every outlet sends their people to camp, training camp, and you got to go and you got to look for stories. You got to look for content. And, you know, whether it's the backup for RB2 or the, you know, the battle for RB2 or whatever, or what are they going to do at tackle? Or is your franchise receiver catching footballs with a bag over his head? There's something there for everybody.

What is this? I don't know, man. You played ball at a very high level. I did not, famously. I've never seen anything of this nature. I certainly have seen the dunking balls in a wet garbage can to simulate rainy days. But I guess that.

they're getting ready to, I don't know. If they were playing the Seahawks in like their pregame or not preseason game one, I'm okay with this. Kind of insulting, but I'm okay with it. I don't know if you recall the Mexico City NFL game a couple years back when they're like, hey, it's just too smoky on the field. We can't play right now. Right.

And like if they were saying like wildfire adjacent preparation, I don't know, but maybe they're saying this is preparing to get sun in your eyes. like what are we doing the joke uh the twitter joke is he's preparing to play at his home stadium which famously doesn't put curtains up during uh day game late afternoon games um you were telling us the story about having to back in the day uh putting a bag over somebody's head who's during your days as a CIA interrogator not the other joke this segment to curb real quick with a true story that's not appropriate for podcast but i got tell it now so this is kind of the wall I'm going to back you into.

This is why he's the guest. All right. So one of my kindest, most loveliest, wonderful people that I ever knew on my access was, I'm not a small person. She wasn't either. And I don't mean this from a rotund standpoint. No part of this is fat shaming whatsoever.

I just mean she was abroad. She was broad, broad, broad. With a large head. jug size head. Don't. And when you love somebody, you know, occasionally times she'll show signs of appreciation, blah, blah, blah, blah.

And I later described events that had occurred between she and I as whenever you have a wide pit bull, come up to like say hi to you and you're sit in a sitting position, like big old juggy head. And just like, that's all I could think of in the moment, ruined it for me. Anyways,

she recently went, on like a trip that I saw on Instagram to like a glass blowing place. What the fuck? Where is this guy? I see this image of like, you know,

person. I don't know if you've ever seen glass blowing like shops. You can go do this real cute. It was like, it's all coming back to me right now. It's just like washed over me in waves. It's like, image,

image, image. Never once I think about like using a blanket or a Zika net in that situation. But, you know, maybe I would be able to live life without this trauma had I. So maybe C.D. Lambs onto something. Thank you for the honesty. A Zika net.

You know, I recently heard that there's dog racism towards pit bulls. I don't know if you guys saw that story. John Bernthal said it. And I didn't. It's one that I decided to just scroll on by. I was like, man, I don't really, I can't do this. This is a battle.

not willing to like i'm not i wish i had a shame impression i'm a mercenary for a lot of these fights i'm i'm not taking up arms for for either side of this matter this is not my fight just the next time one of them comes to say hi to you when an aggressive man or sitting you're like oh hey pup you just fucking erase that don't even connect the dots it's very difficult to undo those synapses so just don't have a pit bull head because his head doesn't look overly wide, even though he does say he has a wide face based on his glasses order. He's got a large head, but he does not have a wide. It's, maybe it's the darkness of his hair.

I think that helps. Yeah. She did have blonde hair. That did not help. Jesus. I hope she's not listening. Surprise. Okay.

Not married to her, by the way. This is not an insult to be current wife. Dylan's head is like, I would have never made a joke. about Dylan's head being larger until he told us his hat size because I never thought his head was large. I never, it does it doesn't look disproportional to his body. So I mean that is like a compliment to Dylan. Good head on that Dylan. On Dylan.

On. Okay. On Dylan. Gotcha. Clean it up. What's this segment? I need to clean it on. What's this segment?

Yeah. So C.D. Lamb, you said Cowboys are going back to the Super Bowl based on C.D. Lamb catching footballs a training camp with a net over his head. A veil. A veil. A bride's veil. A veil. I don't know. And I don't appreciate it. You're being sarcastic and I don't appreciate it. I didn't add the second video George Pickens trying it once completely whiffing on the catch and then be like, fuck this shit. I'm not worried about George Pickens dropping football. I'll tell you that right now. Contract year. Contract year. We can do

football another day. We got, we got a couple weeks. Actually, we'll do it tomorrow. We got a whole fucking day, dude. I love it. Okay. We'll do more NFL tomorrow. How about that? We'll do whatever. Got the Hall of Fame game tomorrow. Is that tomorrow? Hall of Fame game tomorrow. Madden can release us tomorrow

for early release people. Randy, that's you. Early release guy. No, the Hall of Fame game is one that always sneaks up on me. Randy. It's just like every time, it's like, Oh yeah, that's this week. I'm like, have they had enough practice together? Have they even like practiced in pads?

It's kind of crazy. Is this because he went to Japan? What does that mean? I will say that I did win the Ninja Star throwing competition in the tour. If there was, I tried three different things. Oh yeah, it was on my story. I tried three different things. How did I miss it?

How did you miss it? Yeah, I tried, I did some samurai stuff. I did some ninja stuff and I did some sumo stuff. And of the three, I would make a great ninja. What an absurd sentence. Clip that, whoever. That's so good. Well, good, Randy.

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So I'm doing Dylan a favor and covering this for him because when suitors, the Sooner Nation eventually gets a hold of this segment and instead of Cactus Mafia coming after us, it's whatever it looks like for OU fans, I'll be the one catching the smoke. But he does look exceptionally jacked. And I don't know what this means for him, his accuracy. I know he was playing hurt a little bit last year.

But I have to say, this is an exceptionally jacked young man. How tall is he? Hard to say, really. Because this looks like a jacked like five, six guy. He's not, I can promise you. I know. He's wide. He looks stout, but I know he's tall.

It looks like a fire hydrant. And I mean that. Listen at 6.1. So let's say 6 foot. Think he's got a pit bullhead? From this angle, it's hard to say, again, I think it's the dark hair that really helps. It's slimming. But no, the dude's fucking ripped.

It's, uh, you know, it's good bod. It's a real good bot. He's, it's more jacked than any quarterback I'd ever played with. I'd say, outside of a receiver or two. The only person I've ever showed up to see somebody who looked like this is Thomas Morset, who's a punter still in the NFL, I think, as of this, as of at least last year. So like, it's a good luck.

Is he like just preparing to like win favor of commentators, you know, who can be like, you know, Jalen Hurts the, it's always a sky squats like 600 paths. A lot. this guy's deadlifts are crazy like so this is this is giving fodder to all of the um SEC uh commentating teams who will be like by the way if you haven't seen it check this out look at this guy this is a big big guy i i don't know like what this translates to on the field but I would definitely say that the first time he gets an ankle injury, it's these picks or this discussion's going to come up.

And every time they lose a game, opposing team's going to have this come up. But either way, you know, hey. Yeah. I tracked a package. We're tracking. Oh, man, we haven't tracked a package in a while, Randy.

What happened? No, we have. Dylan was tracking four packages at Pinehouse. Great point. You know what? Great point. Did you not think that that was going to yield some kind of like, playful back and forth with like one of those guys and we'd eventually have them on?

Instead, they just saw it and they're like, okay, and just moved on with their lives. I kind of feel, I kind of feel disrespected in a way. Yeah. Oh. The Pine House four. Well, we only tag them in the comments, correct? Like, we decided not to tag them in the video because we thought it would be too thirsty. Then we tagged them in the comments.

That's where we drew the line. God, what have we ever, like, had, like, a line with something like that? I mean, I know Dylan. No, it's fun. He's not here. We're just joking. Pinehouse, dude.

I went to Pinehouse like a week after he did that segment and, God, it was hitting. Have you had Pine House? Oh, yeah. Pinethouse delivers. It was, I mean, I don't like to judge. when we have listeners in right to be like oh hey first trip to austin where should i go i'm maddles like what else should i do and i'm like if you don't have pint house like equally situated in your plans it's like you pass it after you get out of the airport that's the one i've

been to a couple times it's worth it there's um it's a it's a good um you're with uh da boys and you just want to go sit down they've got the picnic style uh tables it's not a bad like let's just go sit down. They've got good beers on tap and eat pizza. It's not the best pizza in town, but it's a, it's a above average pizza in town. Sounds like an ad read,

but I swear it's not. I just wanted to gas up pint house. What? Talking about pizza, KJ, have you heard about this new pan pizza from Pizza Hut? It is good. We're also hiring for a producer.

That's not true. One who doesn't get paid by big pizza. I would love to get paid by big pizza. Pizza hook, give me money, please. Can I do an unnecessary mention about pizza real quick? I don't know what it is. I haven't been in a little Caesars in a while, but Little Caesars has been pushing a web slinger pizza in which they just cut up pepperonies

into vertical strips and then threw it on there like looks like a web. And I'm like, this is the most jankified shit ever. But would this be a better delivery approach for pepperonies? I don't know. I would love to like talk to someone that gets into the collab deals with these big things. Like I saw Dawn soap like and they had a Wicked for Good branding on them. Like how does that how does that work? Like little Caesar's the new Spider-Man thing.

Like how do we get these collab deals? Like I just want to know how these big products would do with these big entertainment. Starts with the dream. Yeah. And that's where Squarespace comes into play. It's just sometimes I see some collabs. I'm like really, really Oreos and BTS? Like what are we doing?

How about this? Savannah bananas and dairy queen. Okay. Yeah, exactly. How's that working? That's a thing. Banana split, yeah. That's what I like about Texas.

Established in Minnesota. What? That's how they should do that jingle because it's so misleading. I've definitely talked about this multiple times. That's crazy because Texans typically don't fall for that kind of, you know, over-the-top Texas, like, jingoistic Texasism. Like, we don't fall for that. That's not us. I've definitely talked about this. Like a guy who's families from like Martha's Vineyard or Connecticut comes down here and all of a sudden, next thing you know, he's the governor. And then next thing you know, he's the president.

9-11 happens. And then you're invading Iraq. We don't fall for that. Mission accomplished. You could have just said like born in Canada and we could have stopped there. No, I've definitely talked about this on the podcast before that like, good point. There's certain Texans when I moved out here that told them that like they thought Dairy Queen was just a Texas thing. It was only in Texas. And I'm like, no, it's a nationwide thing. And it was, it was founded in Illinois and its headquarters are in Minnesota. Shut the fuck up, Randy.

And just so funny. They market the Texas like they're a Texas thing. Oh no, they have a marketing team. It's working really well. They're successful in their regional marketing. It also helps that blizzards are sneaky goaded. They are good. but also your food is different than our food up north.

Ready? All hamburgers and hot dogs. Whoa. He turned it upside down and it stayed in there. That's crazy. Yeah, sorry. My custard respects the laws of gravity. Shouts to Culvers.

Dave and I live very close to a customer. We do. I got my oil change at the one next to Culver's yesterday. And they told me that I might need to get my, uh, I got to get my fluid flushed, my coolant. I was like, what the fuck? Hell yeah. Yeah.

There's four, there's four Calvers in the state of Texas and I am one in Lubbock, I believe. I won. You know, I can't vouch for quality of regional distribution, but next time you all are up north. We can check it out.

Anyhow, I keep mentioning, are we doing tomorrow? Yeah, we're back. Okay, Jay, you're back tomorrow. We're back tomorrow. Yeah, I should make sure I can say some of this episode. The way back came.

I think Brett and I just haven't talked in a month and a half. just good to see him. I haven't seen print a minute. He should just come on. He, uh, he popped in here and sat down in the chair. Like, it was like, what's up, KJ? Just saying hi. It was so much so that I'd ask him if he was going to be on the episode. And apparently I asked too aggressively. You didn't ask invite. You said, I said, did you make reservations to sit in that chair, sir? I said, right, are you going to be on the episode? And like, apparently I asked it too aggressively because I just need to know if I needed to frame him up for the camera or whatnot.

He said, I'm looking at the schedule and your name ain't on it. Well, I had no clue Will was going to be in yesterday. I would have included him in the thumbnail. Different, different approach, partner status. Well,

KJ, we thank you for, for popping on. We'll ask you to just run it back tomorrow, if that's cool. Yeah, I got quite a bit we didn't, we didn't get into today.

So I'm looking forward to it. Yeah, if you wonder what that might include, might be limited not too limited to just you know what's KJ what's daddy pulled lately because daddy's got some pulls

to share with the peeps Oh that's a tease Can't wait What's Daddy pulled Is a completely different video series That Dave's familiar with See tomorrow That was his name on chat roulette

All right see ya Goodbye Mano Ranchos Mattel Ranchos Mattel Ranchos