Circling Back - Trademarks, Pantries, and The Worst Crawfish Boil Ever

Episode Date: March 9, 2022

Podcast Week rolls on where we play a game called “How Does This Story End?”, break down Khloe Kardashian's absurd pantry, deep-dive the Austin Crawfish Boil that had exactly zero (0) crawfish, Tom Brady's trademark party, and This Weekend. inFun. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Purchase a Circling Back Candle: www.vellabox.com/circling-back Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (15:01) “How Does This Story End?” (28:02) Let’s Break Down Khloe Kardashian’s Pantry (35:10) Austin Hosts Worst-Ever Crawfish Festival (51:46) Tom Brady Trademarks (1:01:00) This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors Vizzy: www.vizzyhardseltzer.com/washed Sunday: www.getsunday.com/steam20 (20% off) Birddogs: www.birddogs.com (STEAM) Everlane: www.everlane.com/steam (10% off first order + free shipping) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the lodge presented by busy hard souch are the only hard soucho the vitamin c and superfruit acerola my name is will defreeze to my right height man just go with it dog let's go dylan first hey i don't know what to do what do you want me to do dave what do you want me to do dog so i finally finished the conye so i finished the conye i got this i got this coffee i'm drinking from... Have you finished it? Because I don't want to spoil it. I'm on episode two, but more importantly I got this coffee that's so strong. I've cut it with water twice now

and it's still just like straight gas. What's weird to me is that it's still a little bit light in color. Yeah, that's creamy. Look how murky it is. Is there creamer in that coffee? Look how murky it is. I'm going to start calling you Paula. How are you going to come at me for drinking half-calf Nespresso pods and then you're going to be

cutting your coffee with water out there? No, it's because where I get it at the gym, Lifetime, it's just concentrated. It's straight concentrated. It's straight gas. They're supposed to cut cold brew with water. You probably don't even know that. What are the prices on that gas? Dylan, you finally got intro'd first and that's what you went

with. Oh, I wasn't ready, man. I don't even know what happened. Make something dope up. My brain reverted back to touching base days. That was not good. Did you used to intro me first during touching base? No, but I used to say to my right. I don't even remember the seating arrangement.

You used to say to your right on here, too. Don't even worry about it, dude. You shithead. Dylan Shivery. Yeah, I mean, honestly, dude. You shithead. Dylan Chivary. Yeah, I mean, honestly, I have so many people I want to thank for being intro'd first. It means a lot to me. It took me a long time to get here. I'm finally here.

Now, like, I don't even know what to do with myself. To my left, David Ruff. Hey, man. Tough act to follow. So I finished the Kanye doc. Yeah. Really? Did he enjoy it?

The joke here is that I docked with Kanye West. Yeah. I think you'd know about that. Yeah. There would have been a cryptic post. I think you would have taught something in the group text about that. Like, you guys will not believe what I just did what were your what were your closing thoughts is and please no spoilers as someone who has only finished the first two i guess there's also spoilers just out

there because it's his life final episode um it kind of becomes more about cootie's relationship now cootie's the guy who's doing the documentary with kanye remember cooties looking girls had cooties yeah that was kind of offensive i don't think so yeah it's fun man no it's toxic patriarchy girl your girl had cooties dog and if she did that's fine you know i go back to cootie though i was immunized from them anyway anyway uh you'll find it you'll find it to be kind of sad the third episode that's what people said and that just knowing that going in is really causing me to to pump my brakes oh you're you need to watch it you're gonna cry you'll but you'll okay mr incanto on the plane

that was weird i heard you had i heard you had i heard your mask was soaking wet when you got off the plane because you were crying so hard it was that's because he was sitting on it what anyway um no you'll you'll have you'll probably feel sorry for for kanye a little bit more you'll you'll you'll okay it's interesting i'm just too busy watching bachelor episodes every night since they're doing two nights they're doing two nights in a row two nights in a week how glad are you guys that we're not covering this right now oh she's monday tuesday two consecutive weeks the 12 minutes of it i've watched this week was interesting

last night's bachelor episode while uh still being terrible i will say i think we're returning back to the natural form of the bachelor whether that's a good thing or not like last night was the best drama we've had since this entire or since the pandemic started and since the bachelor episode started getting worse not to spoil it because don't i know you might go back after the season and watch it but this dude just can't stop fucking. Yeah. Yeah. Clayton decides to sleep with the first two girls on Fantasy Suites, which... He goes two for two.

And then he was surprised that they had a problem with that or something. Well, he was rubbing those two girls the right way, which in return rubbed the final girl the wrong way. Did he sleep with the final girl? An argument derailed that sesh. He actually saw her out. Yeah.

In what could have been a civil argument that caused two people to reunite and get married. That was a good looking yawn there. They decided to just derail the entire season and he became a total D-head and then pretty much like stomped out to the limo and was like, get in. Hey, Dylan. They had sex. You understand what I'm saying? Stop. Stop.

No one gets that, but I enjoyed it. You understand what I'm saying? Look, he had sex with the first two. You know what I mean? They went into the fantasy suite. You follow me? Had a good time. Next morning.

You get what I'm saying? Next morning, they were cuddling. You understand what I'm saying? You understand what I'm saying? Yeah, I do. We get it this has major swipes vibes of a of a bit that you two like way more than me it's just gonna end up being a thing should we explain we sat down at a bar in the in the cosmo like just a bar bar not like a

cool bottle service bar it was just we sat down to get a drink, and the bartender- Was awesome. He was a little gruff at first, and then he starts talking to us, and- White hair, mustache. He'd been bartending for, I'm guessing, 40 years. I own two firehouse subs. You know what I'm saying? The stories he was telling us,

I assume he's told them thousands of times. He told us that he once owned two firehouse subs. No, I think he still owns them. No, he sold them. But he was telling us these stories about all the experiences he's had as a Vegas bartender, including prostitutes and pimps and high rollers. He thought we were pimps, by the way.

And he would set up a story by saying, he would be like, guy walks in, carrying a cane, mean coat, top hat. Understand what I'm saying? You follow me? Understand what I'm saying? Yeah, dude, he's a pimp. We get it. Just keep going with the story. You understand what I'm saying? You follow me? Understand what I'm saying? Yeah, dude, he's a pimp. Like, we get it. Just keep going with the story.

You understand what I'm saying? I used to own a jewelry store. You follow me? At one point, I remember trying to hold a conversation with Dave, and the dude was posted up in front of us with his two hands on the bar in front of us, just looking at us. And I'm like, dude, please get away. He would, like, interrupt us to, like, all right, here's another one I got for you guys.

It's like, dude, get away from me. You listening? Okay. Girl walks in. All me. You listening? Okay. Girl walks in. All right. Low-cut dress. You feel me? Yep.

You understand what I'm saying? Scantily clad. Yeah, she was attractive. We get it. Keep going. Also, I own two firehouse subs. But he met his match with Flounder, who was giving him equal bullshit the entire time. Yeah.

Flounder returns serve every time. Yeah. And this guy was not ready for it. I needed so much less of that guy the entire time. Yeah. Fonder returns serve every time. Yeah. And this guy was not ready for it. I needed so much less of that guy in my life. No. I did not go to Las Vegas to hang out with a bartender. I want to go back. That guy was sick.

That was my latest night in Vegas. Do you follow me? Yeah. We get it. We get it. Okay. My daughter's getting married next month. We got a 20-room block.

You follow me? Yeah. That's standard practice. Yeah. Normally, when someone gets married and there's a hotel involved, you get a block. Guy comes up to the bar. Who's out of water hundreds? $10,000.

All right. You follow me? Yeah. That's a lot of money. I get it. 10K. You're pretty specific. What's next?

Yeah. What does he do fromK, you're pretty specific. What's next? Yeah. What does he do for that? Very much following you. Your sentences are three syllables long, and we know exactly what you're saying. I'm following, yeah. He claimed to be from New York City. He bought a whiskey sour, right? His accent said Chicago.

Puts 500 bills on the table. That is a very astute observation from Dave. I think he heard Brett say something about Saratoga Springs and he just started bullshitting about Saratoga Springs.

Well, I will say Brett invited the bullshitting. Brett like sat down and like two seconds later was like, hey, so where are you from? Oh, yeah, I'm from Saratoga Springs.

Every time he would say that line, he would kind of tuck his chin like, you know what I'm saying? And he'd be like, look up at you. I'm having PTSD.

If he was talking to you and you like, let's say like a group of like really good looking ladies walked by and you turned around to look, he would get really mad that you took your attention off of him. Oh yeah. Like if you did anything, if I like looked down at Dylan, he'd be like, that's when he would really be like, you following me? Like everyone was there for him. He was, he was the star of the show.

He kind of was. In a pretty quiet bar. There were seven people in there. And six of them were us. Yeah. You follow me? Couldn't start a tab for us, though. Had to swipe every single drink.

Yeah. Woke up and I had four $17 charges on my credit card. And I was like, okay, cool. Thanks, bud. Thanks, bud. Thanks, dude. What was the story about his... There was a couple that would meet at his bar every time. They came to Vegas and they would leave him like the $2,000 tip.

You follow me? You follow me? And then one time he's like... And then they bought him sunglasses. And he was like, these are nice sunglasses. they bought him sunglasses and he was like these are nice sunglasses i looked them up 750 you follow and then we're like yeah and he goes i didn't really like him he's like i asked if i could just give them back and get the cash and i'm like there was a gift yeah that's tacky you don't fucking just say that's tacky like can you

imagine the balls be like flip them on ebay i don't want these Prada sunglasses. Can I just get the cash, your family? No, I don't have the cash on me. I have the sunglasses, which were a gift. Sunglasses were a gift, Gerald. You just sell them. Do we know this guy's name? For all the time we spent talking to him. His daughter's probably a listener.

Yeah. Whatever. She's like, yep. She's like, yep. Bartender with a mustache who doesn't shut the fuck up at the cosmo yep i know exactly who that is that's my father but we would be having our own conversation he would butt in to tell us one of the stories i know i was like dude that like really didn't deliver you know what for a guy who did that you'd think he would have had more jokes he didn't have any jokes he didn't have any like go-to bangers oh and he told us he was so full of shit he told

us that he's he had been flashed by women like not not boobs but downstairs down lows thousand quote-unquote thousands of times okay i've seen them all that's shape harry seen them all like thousands of times my whole life this never happened once to me. Thousands? Shut up. Yeah, but you're not a bartender in Las Vegas, dude. Okay. It happened twice and he won't shut up about it.

In his mind, that's a thousand. Yeah. Well, his spank bank is deep. I think you're kind of underselling the fact that he owns two Firehouse subs. That's true. Actually, I heard he saw most of the flashing at the Firehouse subs. Just girls just going wild in there. Girls going wild at Firehouse subs. That's true. Actually, I heard he saw most of the flashing at the Firehouse subs. Just girls just going wild in there. Girls going wild at Firehouse?

Girls going wild. On two schlotzky sandwiches. You dig? You follow me? He never said you dig. You dig. That would have been a real turn of events. You know what I mean?

Well, yesterday on Patreon, we hit worst of. You pick up what I'm putting down? Yeah. Patreon's this thing where you pay $5 a month and you get free episodes. You follow me? He sounds like the Polka King in the Midwest. He does. He does.

So we ended up doing worst of yesterday. We had some good stories. We had the most manly story we've ever received. It was incredible. Dude just doing a cattle drive solo. We also had some- Can I give of like a brief that was a good episode a brief spoiler really good he was attacked by a bear and has a scar

on his face to show for it and there's audio of it let's play it real quick oh what the heck is that roar fuck stop dave that was that audio was supposed to be behind the paywall then you said what the heck is that what the heck a bear's coming you said, what the heck is that? What the heck? A bear's coming out. Oh, shoot. What the heck is that? Oh, dang it. Fiddle sticks. I got to run. Dang it, that's a brown bear. I got to take off. Yeah.

That's how he talks. I'm going to hightail it on out of here. Yeah, I'm going to pull out my derringer. I know where I'm not welcome. I saw a big brown bear. You follow me?

He's hunting me down. Two cubs. You get where I'm going with this? No, what happened? Please finish the story, sir. Patreon.com slash circlingbackpodcast. You can email your worst stuff stories, the worst stuff at watchmedia.com,

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Mash that subscribe button. Without further ado, let's jump into this Bird Dog's ad read. Oh, my God. Dude, we in the dog house now, baby. The Bird Dog house where you can only wear really comfortable liners and dope-ass pants. I have terrible news. I lost a pair of my Bird Dog shorts. Did you leave them in a hotel no i didn't bring them to vegas actually that's a miss i just realized they've been lost for a few weeks see i not only did i uh probably at the gym i

was out there just like strutting around in my shit and talking about how comfortable they are yeah how dope they make their ass look and that used to be me yeah facts they send stuff like every other month you'll be fine i know my bucket hat took a lot of the uh the eyes off my my lower half in the video of dylan sinking the pup but i can confirm that i did wear my bird dog's uh pants out on the course that day they're your golf pants yeah they're your uh cosmo bar pants they're my steakhouse pants they're my gambling pants they're my firehouse subs pants yep yep yeah they do have a little give so once you get that sub in you it feels kind of good They're my bar pants. They're my steakhouse pants. They're my gambling pants. They're my firehouse subs pants. Yep. Yep. Yeah, they do have a little give.

So once you get that sub in you, it feels kind of good. Yeah. Go check them out. They got gym and khaki shorts with built-in silky soft inner liners that never really ride up. I've had a lot of liners in my lifetime from a lot of different companies. Bird Dog's liners are goaded. No, they are. I got thick-ass juicy thighs thighs i have cut out liners

in other brands of pants because they don't just don't add up you've seen these thighs i've seen those thighs i could be i could be in the thong song video if i wanted to dump them out for me don't you typically just cut a little hole in the liner no i don't why would i do that might be a little hole in the liner don't let it fool you about what's down slow oh shit you brought it into that liner in these pants you get it you follow me yeah if you want to get a pair of bird dogs yourself go to birddogs.com enter promo code circling and they'll throw in a free bird dogs beanie or dave calls it a toque the tookies no you can just call it the two okay that's birddogs.com promo code circling in boom a free bird dogs beanie with your pair of bird dogs stay warm and comfortable in your bird dogs

dave i'm gonna throw it to you i love everything about bird dogs pants nope not talking about that okay let's play a game um this is from Twitter. It's a game that I've invented. It's called How Does This Story End? What's going to happen here is Randy's going to put up a single tweet. Can you tell the story as if you were a bartender? No, I think people are already- No, no, no. We're good. I can tell people are already tweeting at us.

Like, all right. Is this segment about Sally watching a scary movie? Well, just hold on. Randy's going to put a- How does a how does it take so many strays uh randy's gonna put the tweet up uh one of you two can read it or i'll read it and then i want you two to guess and maybe just just create like a narrative on how it ends okay Randy. This is from at Austin T. Searle. Verified account. I am a I'm a Democrat running for U.S. Senate in Utah to hashtag unseat Mike Lee. I have fifty five thousand eight hundred followers. Can we hit sixty five K followers? 25K followers. Yes, yes, and yes. So he's asking for the followers.

He's promoting retweets, quote tweets, likes, and responses, I see. How does this story end? If I had to guess, you follow me? No, if I had to guess, I would say that his follower count plummeted after this. And if so, that's a hilarious development i'm gonna guess that our man austin t searle put this out and once he started doing this and getting put on the timeline i'm gonna say that something unsavory maybe an old tweet maybe something a story of old came out and he's regretting putting his name out there and he's no longer running for u.s senate in utah okay that's really that's a really good guess and i'll just tell you he owned two

firehouse subs and did not pay taxes no i'm kidding uh randy can you give us the follow-up text okay hold on go back to the first one go back to the first one you know let's get it can we get a time stamp the first one was sent march 7th at 8.30 a.m. Yeah, this is the key, yeah. So two days ago at 8.30 in the morning. The next tweet was sent- Don't read the- On March 8th, so the next day,

it was sent about 27 hours after the first tweet. So Austin T. Searle then said, I have ended my run for U.S. Senate, but any followers I gain is much appreciated. I did not realize that the deadline had passed to file papers with the state since I had been out due to health issues. Thanks for your understanding. I do really appreciate all of your support. He didn't file his papers?

He didn't file a time. How'd the follower count go? That's incredible. He did not hit the goal. I'm upset this dude has more followers than i like just to be clear austin you didn't end your run for u.s senate like it literally never began i even uh even kanye remembered when to file for running for president i thought we just had to write him in dylan you wrote kanye in right um i did not um i have a in the same vein i have a funny tweet from um this guy is a hold on a sec i love a funny this is gonna take a sec

so this man his name is um i did not realize that the deadline had passed that's incredible what an idiot uh so a man named Brian Kelsey, who is a... Oh, he plays football. No, no, no. This is Brian Kelsey. Don't look at me. State Senator Brian Kelsey. He tweeted,

I will not be running for re-election due to a recent exciting change to my personal life, and I look forward to spending more time with my family. The real story is he's going to prison oh oh good for good for misuse of uh funds basically how did that story end misuse of funds you follow me yeah he's gonna spend more time with family aka no he's actually gonna go to prison for a little while yeah he's indicted for um finance conspiracy out of uh tennessee let's find this i don't care how much cloud i have in this world i don't care how like sir i don't care how like if i was the most certain i could possibly be that i would win there is a zero percent chance that i would ever run for any office on a other than a

very small local level there's no benefit to opening yourself up and dealing with this shit oh i know i know there's none yeah man i hate to say this but this guy looks like he's guilty this guy's comb over is just a little too combed over austin searle what a dumb dog i guess he is literally guilty as he is literally guilty as he is going to jail it's the only way he can enjoy fajitas so what you're telling me is that he's not going to end up spending that much time with his family he dropped out for personal reasons and he will be in uh how long is he going to the clink for i think if he got a few years that's rough hey maybe he that's like a term maybe he's gonna have a new family in prison

maybe that's what he meant he's gonna he's gonna link up he's gonna join a family then there he's russian aryan nation and ms-13 do you do you rush those gangs in prison yeah the latin kings are trying to they're rushing harder yeah they're putting the they need some are they are they a hazing organization? I believe so. I believe they are. They're kind of rough around the edges. What kind of stuff do they make you do in order to get into their fraternity? Elephant walk is one of them I've heard.

Do you have to chug toilet wine? You have to get jumped in too, unfortunately. That's fine. I can jump pretty high. My vertical's decent. I've been doing some calisthenic workouts lately. You have to butt chug toilet wine. It's fine. It can jump pretty high. My vertical's decent. I've been doing some calisthenic workouts lately. You have to butt-jug toilet wine. It's fine.

It's fine, yeah. I'd rather do it that way than taste it. Fair enough. Like, it's already got poop in it. Might as well just go in the pooper anyway. That's a great point, Will. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

I make good points about toilet wine. Yeah. Austin Searle. I've ended my run. This is a day later. Not even 24 hours Oh my god His candle blew out long before

His legend ever did I'd like to know the health issues But you'd think that Even if he did have the health issues Somebody on his team Would have been like Hey I'm your campaign manager

I'll make sure you get filed I would have Because you hey you know i'm kind of i'm your campaign manager i'll i'll make sure you get filed i would have i would have sick at home or whatever i would have added my campaign manager been like yeah this dumb ass bill over here didn't file up my paperwork while i was down bad oh man good for a tough scene for old austinarle. I can't believe neither of you guessed that. I was kind of hoping he got canceled for something. I was hoping that someone started an unfollow Austin Searle campaign, and he was left with like 2,800 followers. That would have been good.

That would have been great. That's like when Brandon from Bachelor in Paradise was talking about how their followers were going to go up on the show, and then everyone found out they were doing that. And then he cut his followers in half. Love that. Good for you, dude. You killed that.

This only enhances his followers. He actually, credit to Austin Searle, he's actually very much enhancing his followers right now. He's up to 58.1K, up from 55.8 or whatever it was. Dude, I mean, he's just in position to, you know, two years from now, four years from now, make another another run at it i think this is a minor setback for a major comeback for our boy austin hey uh what party is he running for he's a dem he's got to follow those remember he wants to hashtag unseat mike lee what mike lee do um yeah dave i don't know what is this photo of him chugging a corona he is he in a party bus on there who's gonna vote for this i hate this guy

uh no this guy kind of fucks this dude drinks corona i'll go on record saying that corona is one of the worst beers ever made it's a high school favorite oh that is not true it's very true true. It has its time and its place. It doesn't, though. Yes, it does. It doesn't, though. I've never had a sip of Corona that I think is acceptable. That's a bad take.

Don't leave it in the sunlight. It tastes skunky. It'll skunk. You probably left it in the sunlight. Well, you know why it tastes skunky. It's in a clear bottle. It's exactly right. And it has no protection from anything.

So, Corona, bye. Yeah, if you drink your beer for seven hours in the sun, it's going to get a little skunky. That's not how it works. Just drink it. You want to do a Mexican beer draft right now? It goes down so fast and easy. It's not a fantastic beer, but if you're on a beach

and it's 94 degrees outside, sun's beating down on you. I just pictured Dylan. It tastes good. Dylan's on a beach, no beach towel, because why would you need one of those? Just pounding Corona. For idiots. He's getting his hair beaded. I did that one time in the bahamas it was any pics uh there's one floating

out there somewhere i was 13 probably are you serious yeah but it was just like a couple of beads it wasn't i didn't go crazy with it that's not the first time it wasn't nice with it you've had beads on vacation beads of sweat yeah sometimes i work out no don't don't make this dirty do you remember gulf shores i've never been to gulf shores when you kept saying you're gonna hashtag unseat mike lee you're screaming about it i don't remember that no that's it yeah you follow me I don't remember that. No, that was it.

Yeah. You follow me? I miss that guy, man. I really don't because he kind of, toward the end, I kind of started realizing, oh, this guy may not be the best dude. He alluded to some takes, and I was like, yeah, those are takes that I would probably keep private. Yeah, he might not be the most upstanding person. But boy, could he tell a story.

Hey, bad posture. Austin Searle still has the Austin Searle for U.S. Senate banner. Yeah, he can take those donations now and take them later, right? This guy stinks. Wow. Okay, can we stop talking about Mike Searle? Looks like he might ride dirt bikes. I think he might.

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off your plan at get sunday.com slash steam 20 uh chloe kardash Kardashian had some photos today get put on the Twitter machine of her pantry. Before we kick this Segi off, I don't have confirmation that this is her pantry, but someone says it is, and it got quote tweeted

or retweeted tens of thousands of times. It's her pantry. It is? I can confirm because her sister's website, Poosh. I'm sorry? Poosh. One more time?

Poosh. Okay. By, what's the other one's name? She quote tweeted and confirmed, I love you and my pantry. So it's definitely her pantry. Yeah, this is an exclusive peek. Are you talking about the guy we used to work with, Poosh? That's what they called him on the weekend.

Yeah. Just a real creative dude. He's blogging for the Kardashians now. I would definitely pay for that. Let me get out in front of it. Let me say this off the top about this pantry. It is the dopest pantry I've ever seen in my life. Having like recessed lighting in your pantry is just straight out cocky it's a power move um i i don't know how i feel about it's the

organization why does she have so much sweet baby rays why does she have smoking these meats how many times what would happen trigger what would happen would happen if you gave Khloe Kardashian all the ingredients in the world to smoke a brisket? How would that brisket turn out? It wouldn't. Do you think she would even wrap it in paper? Imagine. She has the resources to have someone come over and smoke a brisket. You got to think she could make that happen quite well.

She could chop her in Aaron Franklin if she wanted a brisket. And then he'd be like, do you have Sweet Baby Ray's for me to use? Fuck out of here. She has good taste in snacks, you have sweet baby rays for me to use? Fuck out of here. She has good taste in snacks, I have to say. Give me an example, and I'll tell you if she has good taste in snacks. I see goldfish. Unclear whether or not they are flavor blasted. I see Cheez-Its.

Cheez-Its are good. I see Jif peanut butter. It's not extra crunchy, which I prefer, but it is Jif, and that is the best peanut butter out there. I see Pirate's Booty. I see Oreos. I found you, Pirate's Booty. Yeah.

Dylan, did you see that was the Bubba Sparks song? Yeah, I know. I have a major issue with one of her choices. Okay? Are you ready for this? Uh of her choices okay are you ready for this uh-huh how are you gonna get vlasic pickles when you got kardashian money what's wrong with vlasic they're trash i'm not a pickle guy so you're trash the issue with vlasic is that they cut when when you open a vlasic you do get the nice pop out of the jar but the issue

is that they probably freeze them at some point so they're much more mushy than your classic clausens maybe you could even go detroit style and get some mcclure's pickles in there but how is that they probably freeze them at some point. So they're much more mushy than your classic Clausen's. Maybe you could even go Detroit style and get some McClure's pickles in there. How much fun would it be to have this pantry? Did you have a pantry growing up or do you guys just have like a snack cupboard? Pantry. We had a pantry and it looked nothing like this. It was a closet with shelves on it and there was just shit thrown on there.

That's the classic American household pantry. I have a big red flag for her. Our pantry is is chaos currently i have a red flag that i'm seeing i see no like little debbie snacks in this entire pantry well she's got to keep that body tight dog yeah but like she has kids too you gotta feed those kids that's you know what that's true you're telling me you're telling me tristan wouldn't want like a uh oatmeal cookie with some frosting inside it? Is Tristan Thompson still in the picture? I don't... Who knows?

He better not. Why bother keeping up? Did she leave him after the 12th affair he had? Yeah. She's got to dump that dude, man. I don't even... I obviously don't follow them that closely or at all. But every now and then I'll just see like Tristan Thompson spotted in club with like

doing something. I'm like, okay. Like this is every other week. I feel like i feel like the kardashian sisters have a lot of a lot of mayhem around their their plus ones and i feel like they're very forgiving people as they they always seem to end up back with them at some point my only issue here is that so she near the top of one of the shelves she has um she has stuff organized and labeled and it's little boxes that contain like i don't know uh one of them says ziploc bags

one of them also says cookbooks and i don't i don't i feel like the cookbooks i think that's a weird move to have the cookbooks there. You can't see the spine, dog. Yeah, you got to have those out. Totally agree. You got to show off your defined dish. That's the only miss I see. The sheer volume is concerning to me. Just a lot of food, and hopefully none of this is going to waste.

It doesn't appear as though there's that much food in there that is risking getting stale and stuff. She's got some nice containers that appear to be- That's true. Very easy to shut. Lots of soup. My soup. My soup. Yeah, can you imagine her just popping open a Campbell's soup?

This looks like a fallout shelter. Maybe a chunky. Maybe that's what it is. Also, multiple Italian dressings that are opened and not in the refrigerator. I feel like, don't you have to refrigerate Italian dressings? Are those opened or has the oil separated from- Separation. All dressing. It's hard to say, Dave. Maybe you're right, though. Don't you have to refrigerate Italian dressing? Are those opened or has the oil separated? Separation.

All dressing. It's hard to say, Dave. Maybe you're right, though. It's not a shelter, like a panic shelter. Dave, can you see if there's any residue at the top of those hot sauces? Because that could be a major red flag, too. You can't be leaving the hot sauces out there. I see Cholula. I don't recognize the label.

I see Cholula with the iconic wooden cap. I don't recognize the label to the left of that one. Ooh, do you notice what's behind see Cholula. I don't recognize the label. I don't recognize the label to the left of that one. Ooh, do you notice what's behind the Cholula? See if you can identify it. Oh, that's Pace. That's absolutely Pace. New York City. Oh, man. Brett would go to town

in there. Mr. Baconti himself, Mr. Pace, he sat down right here. You follow me? You follow me? He ordered two drinks, a water and a vodka you understand what i'm saying not really where does the story go from there he filled the vodka with pace bacconti you gotta stop man you get where i'm going with this? No. What happens next? No. In his back pocket.

Tostitos. His back pocket? They're going to get crushed back there. Sit down. Yeah, no one's putting Tostitos in their back pocket. That's not going to happen. You don't do that. He had a ball cap on.

Chicago Cubs. You follow me? You get me? You follow me? Oh, dude, that bartender had major White Sox vibes. Oh, man. In a good way. He's a, you know, salt of the earth kind of guy.

Robin Ventura. Remember him? Carlos right here. Carlos Guillen. He's a ball player. He gets ass beat by Nolan Ryan. Robin Ventura. Remember him? Carlos right here. Carlos Guillen. He's a ball player. He got his ass beat by Nolan Ryan. Sat down right here.

Still had bruises on his face. I got a big hurt tattoo on my ass. You follow me? Yeah, I get it. Did you notice the China in the background? China. This will be the last time we talk about the Kardashians, I promise oh this is a stupid segment but i love it can we pivot to the aust to the worst uh crawfish boil festival ever hosted what's uh yeah did anybody go to austin crawfish fest is that what

it was called i don't know the last crawfish boil i went to was actually the Grand X crawfish boil. It tells you how long it's been for me. About three years. That went good. You did a really good job planning that crawfish boil, David. Let me be the first to congratulate you on throwing a successful crawfish boil. Oh, thank you. That was a lot of primrose, too. I didn't have that much fun there, honestly. I played a lot of FIFA with T-Man the entire time.

Yeah, I showed up late. I didn't help at all i showed up early even though i wasn't i wasn't required to and i got yelled at for not helping enough so it was really fun i really had a good time i never really saw anybody get yelled at during our time at that company but you managed to get yelled at yeah it was it was the only time i feel like i ever got i got scolded a couple times at grand x but that was the time that hurt the most yelling was his fifth tool i i angry i angry drank at matzell rancho after and i didn't it didn't end well is that a pass that's the pass out one no no no no i didn't do anything i didn't do anything regretful but i decided to not drink at the crawfish boil because i was annoyed that

i got yelled at didn't you trip over one of the plants i did not i, maybe it's hard to say, but yeah. So the Austin, uh, crawfish boil. If you, okay. So you guys have been to a lot of crawfish boils. Uh, yeah.

If you had to make a laundry list of things that you would buy for a crawfish boil from the drinks to the food to everything, where would you go down the list? And maybe, maybe end with the most important one. Uh, plates. Okay. Good one. Plates.

Okay, good one. Napkins. Good. Potatoes. Busy hard seltzer. Corn. Whiskey. Corn the band.

Well, corn makes whiskey. Corn the band is on your list. You got to bring corn. Well, let's go to the nitty gritty of this. What do you actually put in your crawfish? What you call it the pot the pot what do you put in the pot water okay this guy didn't have a pot to piss in you follow me yeah water is a big one um some people put mushrooms in i'm a mushroom i like the mushrooms i don't they take out the heat more than any other thing they have sent me oh baby i throw them over the fence when i see well dude they i mean they take on any heat that those crawfish have

um potatoes i think dave may have already said why don't you try listening to uh sausage yeah oh that's a good one that's a good one that's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. Spices. Sometimes you can buy like a pre-mixed bag of like crawfish spice. Okay. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. No, I understand. What are we forgetting? Corn.

Corn's one. When we said corn, the band and the food. I forgot about that. Yeah. Corn's playing at Dave's crawfish boil. What about... Wait, it's a crawfish boil boil so you obviously have to have crawfish that's that's where this this crawfish boil messed up i think so what if i told you that

the austin crawfish festival held at carson creek ranch uh had no crawfish at it wait wait so they just didn't buy enough what if i told you they didn't have any. What if I told you they had exactly zero crawfish at this crawfish boil? Wait, they didn't have a single crumb of crawfish? Not a single crumb of crawfish was bad. This was a two-day event, Saturday, Sunday. First day, they served 13,000 pounds of crawfish. Second day, Sunday, they served zero pounds of crawfish, but they sold tickets to the event. You know, this actually sounds ideal for me.

As somebody who doesn't really care for crawfish that much, I enjoy the actual boil better. You're just getting a vegetable soup? Yeah, dude, just give me the- I can't peel a crawfish. No, I can. I'm Davey. I'd rather eat the mushrooms and corn and stuff. It hurts my fingers.

The sausage is better. It hurts my fingers. That's a good take. It's not better. That's a good take. So you're getting all the vibes without the pressure of having to stand there and act like you like crawfish. I think you're not good at peeling them. I may not be.

I think the juice isn't worth the squeeze when it comes to crawfish. Here's how you got to think of crawfish. All right? Explain it, please. It's an event. Correct. You gather around a table with your mates, with your friends. Right? And you sit there and you talk over crawfish. An event. Correct. You gather around a table with your mates, with your friends, right?

And you sit there and you talk over crawfish. You sit there for 20 minutes eating crawfish. And yeah, it's a slow payout. You do work to get a little piece of meat. The meat tastes great, by the way. It's a little piece of meat, though. You guys stayed there for a while. It's an event.

If you just want to go to town on some seafood, and by the way, it's not seafood. It's fresh water. If you want to go to town on some food, Crawfish Bowl is not your thing. It's a whole process, man. It's a party. It's a gathering place. Yeah, and the party is made better by eliminating that one thing. No, you're crazy. Can I read a passage from

mysanantonio.com's write-up of this? They're referring to some people whose last names are galaga it says galaga left the line that's also dylan's favorite video did he have a giant hammer they're smashing all the crawfish as it came out of the pot you're showing your age right now you're thinking of andres galarraga dude that guy's a big cat the big cat he was a beast it says galaga left the line briefly to go grab a drink at the VIP bar and was told that the payment system was down because their generator had run out of gas. Comments on the Austin Crawfish Boil Facebook page

mentioned that vendors were changing the price of alcohol during the event and asking for exact change at the bar. A Facebook post this morning responding to an angry festival goer reads, on Saturday, the VIP sections boiled over 13,000 pounds of crawfish for patrons, although not ideal.

The nature of cooking crawfish suggests that we have a line at times. And they go on and talk about this. Then didn't they go on Facebook asking that they were trying to – they went on Facebook and said, we need 2,000 pounds of crawfish right now. Yeah. How can we – they're asking for a plug, a last-minute plug. If you like something on Facebook, that means that you're likely to want updates on that. And if you're – say you're going to – I don't know, Dylan. that means that you're likely to want updates on that. And if you're, say you're going to,

I don't know, Dylan, let's say you're going to a John party concert. Oh, that sounds sick. And it's at a festival in Austin. And you're like, you like the Facebook page so you can get updates on where you can get

tickets or maybe some, some interesting tidbits about how to get into the, into the concert. And then it's like, Hey, does anyone know where John party? Yeah. Hey,

does anyone have any contact info for John party? We're looking for him. And it's the day of the festival. Does anyone know where we can find John Party? So I'm finding one major issue that should have been a red flag for people. I'm seeing a lot of people complaining or saying that they paid for VIP access. Your crawfish boil should not have VIP option. Yeah.

Crawfish boils are not made for VIP. Is that a skip the line wristband, basically? Probably. Yeah. So what do you get? Like a VIP at a crawfish boil? Like, are you getting bottle service at some point? Like, just go eat crawfish.

You get premium beers. Oh, maybe they have Corona for VIPs. Yeah, I'm sure they do. Everyone loves Corona. Corona's fine. You're like a big Coronita guy. I am. I know you are.

I know you are. You never want to be told that your event failed spectacularly. Yeah. That means it was real bad. Is that better than miserably? That's like- Spectacular feels more biting because it seems to have a positive connotation, like spectacular. It's like, holy shit, you wouldn't believe how badly these guys failed spectacular like almost like it's so failed so much that like you feel bad

talking about it yeah like it's impressive how badly these people failed it's actually it's kind of a dub it's kind of spectacular yeah you wouldn't believe how how poorly we run this festival how do you... As someone who, again, thank you, Will, for knowing that I did help put on a crawfish boil. There's a number of places in Central Texas that you can

call to get crawfish, and you can usually get it the day before. Well, I mean, you have to be able to... Fiesta. Fiesta. Right by I-35. Can I ask a question? As someone who's never thrown a crawfish boil? Clearly. I only get yelled at them.

Right. Are they live when they go in? Oh, yeah. Yes. Okay. Just making sure. We'll toss the dead ones. If they're straight, they're dead.

What, like Rick and Morty's? Not Rick and Morty's. I think when they die, they just flatten out. No, they're not watching Rick and Morty, Will. Kanye likes Rick and Morty. Yeah, they go in live. I've never seen Rick and Morty's? Not Rick and Morty's. I think when they died, they just flattened out. No, they're not watching Rick and Morty, Will. Kanye likes Rick and Morty. Yeah, they go in live. I've never seen Rick and Morty. Randy's got Rick and Morty vibes.

Rick and Morty's funny, man. Yeah, Randy said, yeah. You know what I'm saying? You follow me? We had no crawfish there. I would go to a crawfish boil. Now that we've defeated the invisible enemy and no one's getting COVID anymore, should we go to the Perlis Crawfish Boil this year?

maybe 45 bucks, all you can eat and drink, let's ride and if you're lucky, you can buy $70 worth of merch there and somebody will steal it from you oh that sounds fun that's true story I was like Will's second month in the company no no no, that was a few years in at that point

my first ever experience to going out in Austin, Texas was the perlis crawfish boil i was like where am i this this city is incredible free beer perlis is a goaded patio it's way up yeah it's one of my faves there's probably not a better patio in austin now that i now that i think about it all i could think of when i was there i was like man if every weekend's like this, like, I don't know how I'm going to burn out real quick here. And we did. Yep. Yep.

Mm hmm. I remember having really generic and lame conversations with everyone at work that day because we had a lot of coworkers there. And I remember just being like, well, there's a lot of all you can drink beer here. Don't say anything you're going to regret. And so I was like, yeah. So how long have you been at the company? I was like, everyone thinks I'm a total square.

You didn't even suck the heads, man. Dude, I suck head. Dave doesn't suck head. Tell me I don't suck head. I don't even peel mine. I just chew them. Really? Yeah.

I eat them like sunflowers. That's how I got diverticulitis. I put the whole thing in my mouth, chew it, and spit the shell out. Can't you tie the tail into a knot? Yeah. I can't. By the way, have you guys at perla's have you guys had the uh oyster shooter yeah i love it yeah it's a fence it's offensive in a good way it's like a chewy

uh a chewy shot you're supposed to just drink it no i know you're not supposed to chew it but it's like okay it's a snotty shot then where are you how do you want it those textures don't go together don't say liquid please don't say snotty shot what's your favorite region for oysters uh you know i'm not particular your boy's pacific northwest and it's not close you know i'll fuck up some gulf oysters like it's going out of style i do not care they're fine weren't we talking about gulf oysters for a very long time down in or out in las vegas i feel like I had this conversation with somebody. You said Northeast, Dave, or Northwest?

Northwest. Well, I mean. I think Northeast are better than Northwest. I've always said that East Coast oysters are usually salty and briny, paisley, small and narrow, and a bit chewy, which I don't mind. I don't like the small ones, though. I've always liked West Coast oysters that are, on the other hand, usually sweet, deep cut, plump, and round with fluted edges.

Yeah, give me the fluted edge. You said coist twice. People forget thatump, and round with fluted edges. Yeah, give me a fluted edge. You said coist twice. People forget that I'm the king of fluted edge. I love oysters. I don't care. Say East Coast oysters. East Coast oysters. You just said coist.

You said coist. You did too. West Coast oysters. Oysters are becoming one of my favorite foods. I don't even call them oysters. I've been calling them stirs see for me i have i have a love hate relationship with them sometimes they sound amazing other times they sound absolutely revolting to me i need there's never a time when

i won't eat them i need the kind of horseradish though that is gonna like there's gonna be about two seconds where i'm not sure if i'm gonna recover like i need my face to freeze do you like to do the the vinegar or uh cocktail sauce and horseradish? Vinegar. Yeah, vinegar. I like the vinegar. I mix it up. Yeah, I'm not going to turn down the...

If the vinegar is available, I'm going to do it. Sometimes I'll throw them on a saltine. Sometimes I'll just take them down. It depends, man. What kind of mood I'm in. Not a big saltine guy myself. You follow me?

He brought his own crackers. Yep, they're in his back pocket. You understand me? They are really good on a saltine cracker. They are. Saltine cracker with some cocktail sauce and a little dash of horseradish is probably my favorite way to eat them. But I'll mix it up. You feel me?

You follow? You know what really stinks? What? Oyster po'boys. You just don't like po'boys they stink baby this thing about po boys you need to get past too much bradman no i got the city of new orleans behind me too much brad they ride with me people of new orleans do not like you yeah you don't really fit in there no they love me there they're like wow you're one of us one of us that's what they chant when i'm going back i'm fairly certain i got COVID at the Po'boy place,

as it was about a 600-square-foot room with about 78 people in it. Let's be honest. It probably happened at Lafitte's. Lafitte's is open air, though. Remember that laughing video I got of you? I do. It's incredible. Do you remember we went

Back to Lafitte's the next day So somebody could get their credit card And me and you like walked in And then just like a dance party broke out And we kind of looked at each other like Yeah let's just go wait out in the street Yeah I do remember that And the purple drinks were

Very liquidy that day They were all melted Yeah Melting Purple drink I double cut mine My. I double cut mine. My cup. I double cut mine.

What are you doing? Nothing. Oh, we'll go to New Orleans this summer. Oh, I get it. Yeah. I get it. Dumb dumb. Yeah, I understand now.

Anybody else in this room right now getting text messages about the cost of the hotel from their mother-in-law and brother-in-law? I am not. Oh, cool. It's a good experience. You know what else is a good experience actually? No, I don't. Shopping at Everlane. I've been an Everlane supporter literally since the inception of the company. I used to wear their sweaters to work every day because they were casual enough that I could be comfortable, but they were also dressed up enough that I could look good and presentable in front of people. I'm stuck on their jeans right now, man. Actually, I pulled the jeans out in Vegas with my fit, with my blazer. Oh, were those Everlane? Those were Everlane. Those look good. Thank you, Dave. I actually was looking at those jeans thinking, I need to up my jean game. Is that

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the couch every day you're gonna rep a set i'm kind of upset i didn't get that sweatshirt yeah yeah it's kind of dope yeah they've got the marsupial pocket no hood no one's doing you don't see that anywhere i got the trainers coming in those tennies i got those too by the way did you oh i'm gonna wear them i thought about getting those but i didn't i also got i got this rugby sweater they call it it's a it's a sweater getting those, but I didn't. I also got this rugby sweater, they call it. It's a sweater with a collar on it. Very beautiful. Then I also got a – I did get a hoodie, but it's not the hoodie you're thinking of.

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sustainably sourced.'s talk about tom brady real quick what's up with tommy b right now well so he retired are you guys aware of this he retired twice once once once per adam schefter and then wants to dunk on adam Schefter, which I appreciate. But now, he's dipping into the business world. He has filed 26 new trademark applications. I'm surprised I didn't see this when I was scoping the site.

For the brand Tom Brady. TB12. I think he's got a bunch of different ones. The filings cover food delivery. Does Tom Brady need a food delivery app? Alcoholic beverages. I would drink a TB12 alcoholic beverage. I bet it has like no calories.

I bet it's better than the Troy Aikman one. Does he even drink? Yeah. I mean, no. Not yet. Only champagne after a championship game. Yeah, he got toasted after the Bucks Super Bowl. Oh, that's right.

That's facts. Protein bars and drinks, personal trainer services, meal kits, deodorant, oh so this is good tell them that this is good no room i'm gonna fight him dude this is yeah no we're good dog yep bed linens acupuncture if you're right if you if okay okay you can't just do everything ladies out there please answer this question he's a 10 but he has tb12 sheets you can't be doing that there's this is too many things this is like in case if he goes into these industries you know he's not actually going to like start up a candle business i just don't know if i'm going to go to tom brady for eastern medicine okay i feel like there's there's a better you don't want tom brady acupuncture no i don't think i do

what if he's the one that's performing the acupuncture if it's tom you obviously you let him poke you with whatever oh yeah oh the first response or one of the responses the tweet just says if you go to your house and you got a tom brady bed sheet i'm leaving leaving immediately what the fuck? Facts. I like Tom Brady. I hate. I like the idea of Tom Brady. I like him being the goat.

I like him just being like the all-American dude who's a great quarterback. Everything. What I hate about him is his social media presence. And now I know that I'm going to hate every single product that he comes out with because it's going to have that dork ass logo on it. You don't like that logo, huh? I don't like it. See, I kind of like his social media presence. Dylan, didn't you say Aaron Rodgers is your goat?

He's good on social media, but he's got people. Yeah, but it's not him. Knowing that it's not him doing it's annoying. The reason that KD is the best Twitter user is because you know that these are coming straight from his fingertips. He fires from the hip. I think it is Tom Brady. I was listening to an interview with one of the backups over in Tampa Bay, and I think they said as much.

Like, no, he's doing his own tweets and stuff. No, but he has the little clips he does. Yeah, he does. He's not making them. He's not learning the ins and outs of the TikTok app to make sure that he knows how to put this filter on it and duet with this video. Did you see the video of Gisele doing jujjitsu what else or maybe it was judo i can't remember i think it was jujitsu what's up because i was doing jujitsu yeah that was pretty much it

you move on i'm not i'm not worried about giselle and a fist of cuffs. No, I'm not saying that. What, you don't think Giselle could piece you up? No. She could piece me up. You would let her. I mean, yeah, what am I going to do, fight her back? Yeah.

That'd be weird. She's whipping your ass. Yeah, Will's out today. He got taken to jail last night. He beat the shit out of Giselle. They were doing jujitsu, and things got out of hand. Oh, man. He took her back. Now, I want to go on record saying that I will not beat up Jitel.

Is Tom Dunn playing? Yeah, he retired. Okay. He might come back. Kind of the crux of the story. I mean, I think he could come back. Who's the new Seahawks quarterback now that Russ is in Denver? It is the dork from Missouri with the big head.

What if Stafford goes on a run and wins like six straight Super Bowls? Drew Locke, not Jake. Jake Locke was a quarterback, though. Jake Locke's a listener. He does the Baltimore Ravens podcast. What's the depth chart looking like at the Seahawks? I mean, Drew Locke's the guy. I don't know who's behind them but they stink now baby

you gotta think it's garrett gilbert you gotta drop the garrett gilbert shit you're the one who's obsessed he's your boy i hate him like i legit hate him have you ever seen him at matts all rancho i saw him at chipotle in westlake one time really did he beat the fucking shit out of you no he was a freshman at ut actually he might he might still be in high school at that what do you order i bet he's a sofrida's guy i don't i was just too busy thinking how much i hate him he stinks he stinks terrible quarterback terrible you're kind of obsessed with him i'm obsessed with how much i hate him yeah he owns so much real estate in your head he does he's the reason that the whole football football program tanked i just feel like he's not the sole reason he's the sole reason

he's number one responsible person for it yeah but quinn you are saying winning if one player can tank your your program you didn't recruit well. That's what I've always said. When I go school to school and advise people on recruiting, that's what I always lead with. I own multiple patents. You follow me? I do, yeah. Two firehouse subs, Schlosskys and an Arby's.

That's a goaded lineup. you and doubles of the firehouse i'm classic cars got doubles what are we doing we need to try the troy eggman beer the eight no no it's gonna stink no it's made with like organic wheat Yeah, I'm good. Oh, that's what I look for in a beer. Get out of here, David. Yeah, I'm sure the organic nature of his beer is really saving me from everything bad. Troy. The alcohol doesn't offset that.

How are we feeling about Troy doing Monday Night Football? Don't care, really. I'm sure he'll be fine. I honestly watch 10% of Monday Night Football games at this point. Not a lot of Lions games on Monday Night Football. Yeah, David. Yeah, David. Not a lot.

I'm a Rams guy now. We're Super Bowl champions. That's fair. Yeah. I support that. Yep. Yep. I think it's time.

Bye. Oh. No. No, my friend. Gotta let that ride. This Weekend in Fun presented by Vizzy Hard Seltzer. You guys have any good vibe situations happen to you lately? You're just with the boys.

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We have that birthday party on Saturday. Your little nephew has a birthday party. Turning one. Big ups. You're invited to that, man? We're going to roll through. Oh, yeah. We got the invite.

You sure you're invited to that? Yeah. I'll be honest. I haven't seen an invite for it, but I know that my presence is required. I would assume you're invited to that, man? We're going to roll through. Oh, yeah, we got the invite. You sure you invited that? Yeah. I'll be honest. I haven't seen an invite for it, but I know that my presence is required. I would assume you're invited. Yeah. Your family. We're going to roll through that.

And I'm just going to see where the wind takes me, really. You know? After that, that is. I'm going to do something. I'm going to put some Vizzies back. I'll tell you that. That's all I got, though, man. Low key.

Pretty tame. Damn. That passes the vibe check for the Vizzy vibe check that we're doing? I think so. Dave, what are you getting into, my man? Well, there's a little sus Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Upper 50s, and then Sunday, upper 60s, and sunny. I'll take that sunshine, dog.

Yeah. I've got some work to do on my game, and I don't know if I'm going to play golf this weekend. Elden Ring? I would like to go hit some balls because I'm actually just kind of embarrassed by how I hit the ball in Las Vegas. Yeah, you probably should be. I'm not going to even argue.

It's fair. So I'm going to go do that. Sorry, I didn't mean to even argue. It's fair. So I'm going to go do that. I mean, it's got fucked up. No, it's got fucked up, dog. I'm going to go to one of Austin's many accessible driving ranges for normal people who are members at the very expensive country clubs. Right. No, I'm going to go somewhere.

So how about that? Other than that, I'm going to probably lay low. I need to recover. Big weekend. Going to hang out with my son. Missed him last weekend. How's he feeling, by the way? He's good.

He was a little under the weather the other day. Yeah, he bounced back like a day later. Love that. Yeah. At least I didn't freak out or anything yeah dave was a little panicked shout out dr mark does he rock with you he rocks with all of us you know that that's good that's good what about you is it your boy's turn i don't know i might hit the town on friday you gonna paint it oh maybe

maybe you're gonna do dog i've got a little got a little conversation going right now with a certain brother-in-law of mine we might go grab a couple drinks not not not tie one on two too consistently too crazy we're just doing a little bit a little bit a little bit of drink maybe a little food while you're gonna drink and eat yep yep and then uh yeah you know your boy's gonna wake up and go to that one-year-old birthday party just absolutely turn the party out i'm gonna i'm gonna roll with a bluetooth speaker just playing miss new booty is there a theme for this oh yeah bees baby right oh yeah i'm dressing okay i got my fit ready and then uh yeah i don't really have too many plans you know i'd love to catch a Manchester United match, but they're just getting absolutely smoked lately, so what's the point?

I don't know. I'm going to do my best to not do much this weekend after last weekend. I think I need to recharge the batteries a little bit. I've got to go to do some South By activations. God damn it. Like, dude, yeah, my next two weekends in fun are going to be me staying home and avoiding downtown at all costs. Yeah.

People are going to be champing at the bit, Dylan, to get out after South by has been canceled. I will not be the person going to random parties hoping to get in. I will only be going to things that I know I have access to. We got that Monday thing. Shouts to the PGA Tour. Do you see what? It's at 2 o'clock. Do you see that?

Mm-hmm. You aware of this? You follow me? Are we going to get there? Are we going to be there? What if I'm a half hour late? Yeah, we do too much dip, then we roll right into it. Maybe KJ will go.

Hey, KJ. We're going to have to get him on the list. Facts. Oh. I heard Drake's going to be there. I heard Bieber's going to be there. Shit, really? Bieber cameo in the third episode of the kanye doc

little spoiler maybe i'll address any hayley no sadly no maybe i'll address he's at the ranch to the birthday party this weekend please don't please don't a lot of the con the third episode is kanye just convincing people to go out to the ranch like in wy Wyoming. He's on the phone with Rick Rubin. Rick's like, all right, yeah, I'm going to fly out for a couple hours. I'm going to head back. I got some stuff to do. He's like, no, you got to come to the ranch, dude. You got to check it out.

And I get it. I want to check it out. It's in Wyoming. Is it J-Hole? Where is the ranch? Hard to say. Okay. But I want to go.

Don't look at me. Dude, Matt's is going to be a nightmare this weekend. Damn it. Don't even bother. Hey, catch me at Matt's, dog. Don't bother going anywhere. I've been craving it, too. Don't bother going anywhere.

Catch me there. There's nothing good is going to happen of going out in the wild during South by. I'm going to try that burnt orange sunrise, whatever it's called. Stop it. Stop it. Matt's is changing their menu seemingly every week now, and I it's called. Stop it. Stop it. Matt's is changing their menu seemingly every week now, and I'm just not standing for it. I kind of like that.

No. I don't like restaurants that evolve. I don't like change. Do they bring back the smoked chicken enchiladas? No, David. No, they don't. They're too focused on this. They're making...

Are they 3D printing their food now? They're doing ranch waters with Sotol and stuff, whatever that is. I'm not familiar with it. Why are we doing this much? Just be Mattel Rancho. You don't have to change anything. Not taking American Express. I get triple points when I pay at restaurants at that thing.

Triple points, David. It's the place I eat most. It's true. That and Firehouse. Well, Dave owns two of them. Two of them. It's the place I eat most. It's true. Well, that and Firehouse. Well, Dave owns two of them. Two of them. It's cool. Should we get out of here?

Yeah. I sold them. Listener voicemails tomorrow, 888-618-4422. Still time to get your calls in. Patreon.com slash Struggling Back Podcast. I sold them both. Took a bath. Short sell.

I'm sorry, man. That's tough. How are you going to financially recover from this? Took out a loan. You follow me? Have you paid that back? Have you paid the loan yet? No.

I'm wanted. She's on the lam. It's a fake identity. All right, let's go. Yeah, it's time to get out of here. Bye. Bye. Bye.

Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. you