Circling Back - Tricks, Treats, and Tucker Carlson Demons

Episode Date: November 4, 2024

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All right, we're back circling back podcast Watch media headquarters. My name is will to freeze to my left David rough Seems like a great day to podcast based on vibes. Like rundown. Yeah. But vibes more importantly. What about the vibes gift podcasting to you? Well, outside it's kind of gross, right? A little drizzly. Love it. A little damp. Love it. Mold is popping. It's got people sniffling. But inside, when you walk in here and you see me finding a bonus Celsius in the fridge, that wasn't a bonus.

I drank it. I left that thing for you knowing you were gonna want it. He just knows I'm a fiend. I was wondering if I left it last week when I left midday. When you were gone, Brett went on a run. Yeah. Okay. Yep. That makes sense. I saw it this morning, but I had two coffees in the fridge this morning, and I was like,

you know what? I'm going to leave this Celsius for someone who needs it more than I. That person was not Brett who came in with a Celsius heat featuring 300 milligrams of caffeine. That's what's up. Yeah, I've had one of those big dogs before. Can you imagine my bladder if I drank one of those before the show? Speaking of big dogs. De-shivery in the building. I can't figure my bladder out, man.

I did two peas just now separated by like 10 minutes and they were both substantial. I don't know what's going on with me. I got that. I'm on that Dave grind right now. I don't know about that. Yeah, I don't want to hear about that. Anyway, I'm that. I'm on that Dave grind right now. I don't know about that. I don't want to hear about that. Anyway, I'm happy to be back. If we're if

we're going to talk gross bodily fluids like y'all y'all should have seen my Lugui this morning. Oh. Raw oyster. Dude. Come on. It was that's grosser than pee. Dude, it was the brownest Lugui in Austin, Texas. Oh, dude. Yes. I'm sitting next

to these guys. Sorry, man. No, dude. I'm not sick. It was it was purely an allergy play. I did some sweeping yesterday after getting our trees trimmed at our place and I think it just was a real nice combination to give me the brownest loogie in town. Did you sweep the chimney? I didn't do any chimney sweeping. I did knock our gutter off while playing fetch with Rosie yesterday. That's sick. Yeah. Yeah. Easy fix. Easy fix. Well, how did you do that? I threw the ball and it rocketed off of a part of our walkway in our front yard and it just shot directly at the gutter and had that much heat on it. You know, your boy's packing heat. Damn.

I've been working on my arm in case we have another throwing contest. He's got a howitzer now. He's been working on that shit. That's serious. Yeah. I think it's more about the rubbery ball. Oh, okay. Yeah. I don't think it was my springy. Anyway, after being in bed for much of the weekend, I am back. Don't feel great, but I'm here. We're doing it. The vibes like Dave said are picking up and I'm happy about that. We got a cool front coming through tomorrow. I think we're going to have to, we're going to have to it. The vibes like Dave said are picking up and I'm happy about that. We got a cool front coming through tomorrow. I think we're going to have to. We're going to have to build a barrier around you

like at Trump rallies. What Dave? I got **** brown Lugui guy on one side of me. I told you dude. I feel fine. The brown Lugui was simply just because I was outside doing yard work. I got guy who stayed in bed all weekend. No call. No show Friday. Yeah. This guy's in **** bad. Well, I was going to say I thought Dylan was in Friday because I didn't receive any communication otherwise. I stepped out to vote and that was it. Went straight back home and got in bed. Wow. Yeah. Congrats on voting. Did it feel good to exercise your freedoms? You know what? It did. That's nice. In my civic duty as an American citizen.

I think everyone listening should go vote. What's your civic duty? To get as many people sick as possible? Yes. How many times you get to vote? After being around parks and Chelsea for a lot of the of my sickness and they didn't get sick. I felt it was safe to come in and be around you guys. Who'd I vote for? Is that what you said? How many times did you get to vote? Oh, just the one. Just the one. Oh, Dave's on the he's got some eye. Yeah, CDC. We got him. Oh, Dave's on the, he's got some eye. Yeah, CDC, we got him.

Why are you calling Chris Del Conte? He's turning the thing around here. He's the best in the land, man. Do you think it was like, do you think God was giving you sickness on the off week so that he didn't ruin a game for you? Ooh, maybe, maybe so, yeah. Bike weeks are a joy.

You don't have to worry about your team underperforming. You just watch the watch. Yeah. Hate watch teams. Watch A&M get destroyed. What's your what's your bye week behavior? Oh, that was fun. That was fun. Yeah. What's your bye week behavior? Do you watch more football or less football overall? I watch less football.

I think I watch less. Definitely less. I'm not the type to go sit there in front of the TV like just Raw dog and games that I'm not invested in ain't them got thumped. I got a question. What's raw dog in a game? right, I think I was using it from the angle of That because I have no investment that I'm just watching it for the love of the game. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I'll give you that. Yeah. Yeah NFL is not great right now. I mean lions. I think it's fucking all lines are great

But when they're not playing like I would why would you want to watch this? Subpar product if you're a Lions fan on a half way I don't think I don't think I've enjoyed an NFL season this much eight games in and then I ever have the Cowboys stink, baby Yeah, her deck you guys fucking suck. He's not wrong. He's right. So it's a weird feeling to be good. I'm happy for you. I hope they continue this success. I'm starting to think that some of these teams might need to

start sipping codeine before a game so they can kill a golf. Okay. I see what you're doing. Malcolm Kelly. Having trouble getting to him. Yeah. He's good, man. He nice with it. Good show. Yeah. Should we wrap it up? Producer Randy.

Hi, Dave. All right. Dave, how are you celebrating this Monday? Any special plans for lunch today? Did you go to Taco Bell this weekend? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Dave, do you even know what's gonna happen at lunch today? Do you even know? Yeah, I do. I'm very excited to, look, I don't wanna intrude on y'all's thing,

but I do wanna try what you're about to say. We're gonna have to get two. Yeah. Oh, you're doing the Jimmy Johns thing. Yeah, we famously went to Jimmy Johns last week to go get a sub sandwich and also a pickle witch. And they didn't include our pickle witch in the bag. And so we're gonna have to go back today

and get our free pickle witch. It's very exciting. They need to charge a little less for the pickle witch based on what I've seen. It's not as large as a normal sandwich. It's the size of a pickle actually. Yeah, and it's about $8 still, which I feel like is a little high.

Are you guys gonna get one regular sub and then cut each of them in half and do a swap? Yeah. That's smart. Yeah, it's called a pickle witch. That's right, Dave. Man, everything reminds me of her. Are you saying, okay, I got a case of Celsius this

weekend for the first time. That was it. That's why I'm a yeah. A case. What kind? What flavor? Uh you're putting off mix berry vibes. The vibes one had a fruit. It had fruit punch, blue raspberry, and watermelon, strawberry, lemonade, or whatever. I don't do the vibes. Those aren't those aren't the best. When I see vibe on the can, I know that it's going to be too wild for me. I like to go with the tried and true flavors. So many flavors.

I like the grape. Watermelon is really good. Okay. Noted. Does it make your pee like bright yellow? I don't believe so. Just ask him about his bladder right now. Yeah. What's that bee doing?

I'm good. I'm on E right now. I think for now. Dude, my fuck tank is on E. Can't you tell doing? I'm good. I'm on e right now. I think for now dude. My fuck tank is on e Can't you tell by I'm potting? I don't know if you guys can see what I'm doing right now, but yeah, that's black coffee In a Masters Cup. So if you want to question my manhood now, it's not the time Did you guys enjoy the nitro cold brew that I brought you? Yeah I think I would have enjoyed it more had I gotten Dave's cuz Dave's had more nitro in it

But it still tasted really good. I don't know what was up with that. Is that from home? What's going on here? No, we kind of ran into one of those situations. You never want to run into this situation when I did yesterday. With the time change, the boys are getting up earlier. I had a little bit of a hangover,

took things a little far on Saturday. And in addition to all that, woke up at about 5 a.m. due to fire trucks and opened the fridge and saw that we had no more iced coffee left. And so we're on a shortage right now until this evening when we do our grocery pickup. And so I had to stop by the trusty old gas station

down south of Marway, hit up my boy Sonny. Yeah, he set me up with two iced coffees. And this is one of them. It was a sugar play Dylan to not a I didn't want to come in here with a bunch of sugar since I'm already eating all the Halloween candy we have in the office. And so I decided to go with the black coffee. I wish we did have some type of creamer in the studio. But again, my man card is being played right now. There's half and half in there because I brought it last week and I left it here on accident.

Did you leave it on accident or is it something you didn't really like so you just brought it up here? Yeah. It's just like the time you brought your leftover pizza in for the squad. I actually plan on taking it back home today because it's still good. Will you just admit that you didn't want to recycle the box at your place so you brought it in here instead? Recycling ain't nothing.

I don't worry about that shit. I was being kind and thoughtful and generous, and it just goes unappreciated around these parts. I'm on a really bad za run right now. Pretty much every za that I've ordered from any restaurant has not gone well for me. I'm sorry. It's fine.

I'm gonna keep shooting. Sally got a barbecue chicken za the other night that was actually pretty good. Maybe that was maybe that's what stopped the bleeding. I don't fuck with that too much. Sally will randomly just mix it in and I have to say I don't hate it. Okay, my preferred method of eating barbecue chicken is obviously at a mall at California Pizza Kitchen. Goaded onions on those. But you know, can't always go to the mall. California Pizza Kitchen. It's been a minute since I've had that.

Life was never better than being in middle school, driving four hours south from Harbor Springs down to Detroit, going to the Somerset Mall, parking in the small parking lot, covered, rolled straight into California Pizza Kitchen that was situated right next to the video game store. Oh, it was just vibes off the charts. We'd always complete the day after shopping for back to school by going to the rich side of the mall and hitting PF Chang's.

Hey, malls are back by the way. I've heard. Barton Creek is like hopping these days. I actually- People like hang out there now. I wanna go there soon. There's a bar in the middle of the mall now. People are just bellied up, just hammering pints.

Yeah, I don't know if I need to do that. I don't need to. I was wondering if- Dude, let's get hammered at the mall. I was wondering if they were at the mall and they saw the bar and decided to stop in or they planned to go to the bar at the mall. I mean, if you walked into the cheesecake factory

Oh yeah. And it didn't have any branding in it, If you walked into the Cheesecake Factory and it didn't have any branding in it, you'd think you were walking into Carbone or something. It's crazy. The bar, Randy wore a suit there. It's crazy in there. The bar I mentioned, it's not like, it's like a kiosk bar. It's in the middle of the hallway.

It's weird. So like they're no longer, are they replacing the kiosks where they sell you like the shitty helicopters with just bars? They're still there. Cause I'm fine with that. There are still people who would just spray you with cologne and try to lure you in.

Is there a bedazzled iPhone cases and whatnot? Is there a bar hop or like a guy out like by the kiosk who like tries to like coerce you like, come on, just try this, you gotta try this. Yeah, people were there and they had the game on it's pretty sessionable. Which would he like? What do you like? Okay, I think I got something for you. And you go over there. It's like, this is Bud Light. I remember when I got made fun of for going to the mall by that person who just

spoke about that. So it's interesting. The malls really super mall coded though. The mall still draws a very particular crowd. It wasn't me The mall still draws a very particular crowd. It was Dylan, it wasn't me. Mall people are a very real thing. I got a- Mike is not one of them. Mike is not one of them.

He's not a mall. He's actually banned, he'll never go to that bar. Is he actually banned from the mall? I don't think so. He should be. How do they enforce that? Wait a minute, you're the guy. You're the electric factory.

Dave, I got a question going back to pizza. So I went to Little Caesar's yesterday and I got some of their hot and ready crazy puffs. Did I play my Zyckhardt? It sounds like a crazy puff is what you ordered, right? Yeah, but it's like marinara, it's got bread, it's got pepperoni and cheese. Oh, served like as a pizza.

No, no, it's like in puff form. Sounds like what you order is a puff based on what you're telling me. They've been calling you puff daddy cause you ordered puffs. Yeah. That's not, nope. Did you go to this all?

Nevermind. Can I read some comments from our most recent Patreon episode? Yeah, if they're good. Oh yeah. I famously tried chips on my sandwich for the first time ever. I did something that I should have done about 34 years ago.

A lot of comments regarding the best combos of putting chips on. Dylan, you weren't here for this episode. Is there any style chips that you would like to put on a sandwich or that you would prefer to put on a sandwich? Do you ever put chips on sandwiches? What type of sandwich? I haven't done it in a very long time,

but I used to, I used to do, I didn't branch out too crazy. Cheeto, I would do a Cheeto. Oh, you know I don't freak with Cheetos. Hungry. You don't freak with Cheetos? I don't love a Cheeto. Oh, that's weird.

I like the hot Cheetos, but normal Cheetos, the- That's crazy. I think that scene from the Chester Cheetah scene from- Family? Can't hardly wait. Oh. Chester Cheeto. The foreign guy?

Is it a foreign guy? Cheetah. No, no, it's when apparently like the dude who dressed like Ollie G, Seth Green? Yes. He had braces. Yo, I gots to have sex tonight. I gots to have sex tonight. That's pretty good, man. That guy. I think that was G Seth, Seth Green. Yes. Uh he had braces. Yo, I gots to have sex tonight.

I gots to have sex. It's pretty good. That guy. Uh he was eating Cheetos at a party and everyone called him Chester Cheeto. That was it. That's good. Kenny. I think that rattled me because I think I had I think I had braces when I

first saw that movie. That's actually how our our friend Cheeser got his nickname, Dave. You might know this. We did this on the stream room and everybody loved it. We definitely did camera. Great movie. Right?

No. Yes, we did. No, you didn't. When did we do it? We definitely reviewed it on the show. You reviewed it on the show. It was during the pandemic and talked about it. And Brett and I both watched it.

And that was what led us into doing the stream room on Patreon. Cause American pie was the first one. You guys had really bad takes on it right? How was Rainey an encyclopedia of circling back? I know this because I did it as a question for Do You Know It as what movies we did as the last question. So I remember looking this up specifically to fix that. He's an oracle.

You didn't like it though right? I liked American Pie better but I didn't not like it. Okay. Well someone said jalapeno kettle chips. I do think jalapeno kettle chips will be my next foire We had someone say Salt and vinegar chips on chicken or tuna salad. Oh That actually sounds like a pretty delightful combination that Wow. It sounds like it sounds really good Yeah, depending on how you prepare your tuna salad or chicken salad, it could be a juxto. Yeah, it's in juxto land.

Someone also said Turkey with barbecue. That's just a standard. That seems pretty chalk, but I'm not gonna say no. I'm not gonna say no. That's the public pool snack right there. Sour cream and onion Pringles. My worry about a Pringles, I feel like you'd have to pre-break them.

You would. Because I feel like this play is the best when you have like the cushiony at homemade bread and not like at a restaurant and you can't just toss a Pringle on there with how they're flared out, you know? Yeah, there's too much flare on that Pringle. Too curvy. It's a lot of curvature. I just want to get that out there.

Thank you to the patrons who fed me these recommendations. Sounds delightful. But the question is, are you going to chip your Pickle Witch? I don't think chipping the Pickle Witch, I don't think there's Thank you to the patrons who fed me these recommendations. Sounds delightful. But the question is, are you going to chip your pickle witch? I don't think chipping the pickle witch, I don't think there's enough room to chip the pickle witch. Jimmy John's has a good tuna salad though, and they have great salt and vinegar chips. Yeah, but you only, I feel like you only deploy the tuna salad from Jimmy John's when, sorry, you've already had like, you're tired of getting your Italian nightclubs. You don't, you can just of getting your Italian nightclubs.

You don't, you can just make tuna salad, the recipe very easily at home. Let me guess. It's just tuna and salad? Don't Randy, it's proprietary. I'm gonna do it. You signed an agreement. I'm gonna do it. It's just tuna, mayonnaise, onion,

celery, and here's the thing. Here's the secret ingredient, soy sauce. Did you say mustard or the other thing? What did you say? Mayonnaise. What is it? Mayonnaise. All right. I say mayonnaise, I don't say the O.

It's mayonnaise. Mayonnaise. You said mayonnaise. Mayonnaise, yeah. All right. But yeah, soy sauce, add some soy sauce into your tuna salad. Makes it better. I've always found that the pre-made tuna salads

at restaurants like that are a little sopping wet for your boy. You're a big fan of sopping wet tuna though. That's disgusting. What are you doing? Just bill parcells, just sweating. That's such a gross image you just put in everyone's mind. You should apologize right now.

What, like the bread getting soggy from how sopping wet it is? Like his big brown loogie he said earlier too. Hungry. This one's grosser. I don't know. But Dylan can talk about his movements. I can talk about my loogie.

He's talking about pee pee. I was hot to a spitting that thing out. You did. Did you see the video Brett sent before the show at the Cleveland Browns tailgate? I sent that. Oh, you sent that? Hell yeah.

That was a little much. That's not how I choose to drink my beers. Oh, wait. I'm thinking of a different video. Never mind. I'm thinking of the guy falling down the aisles. No, no. Different debauchery of some behavior.

Are you guys going to talk about the old man getting his face punched in at the game? Dude. What the hell was that? That looked like pro wrestling style. Like just, I don't like watching old men get fists to the face. I didn't know what happened before yeah what I want to say like there's got to be more context to

this but either way that's just a really really bad did the did the old guy do what Randy and so many of us have done and reach for the service weapon yeah do security guards in in stadiums carry weapons they've at least got a taser they should if they're not given the videos that drop every Monday. They don't got that thing on them though. Would you all get tased if given the opportunity? For how much money?

No. Two grand. Easily. Yes. Yeah. Okay. Okay. I was going to say.

Yes. My roommate in college did it during a class and he said it sucked, but it was fun. Like they just said, like, does anyone in the class want to get tased today? Your muscles just like, yeah. Lock up. Yeah. He said it. He said he just locked up and it hurt a lot, but like he also didn't get the worst tasing

you can get. Like, I mean, they were, they were easy on him in the classroom. There's a video out there of like someone about to get tased in one of those classes and the clerics, there's two people on each side that are like holding the person that's about to get tased in one of those classes and the class there's two people on each side that are like holding the person that's about to get tased the person shooting just misses the person he gets one of the people holding it so that's a legit fear those things are wild like they go anywhere yeah I get it it's time bro let's go out this weekend there's a crazy event happening I like to turn on road road road there's a crazy event

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That's all. It's a good comp. That's all together. Sorry I put a sweater on. It was chilly in the studio earlier. Uh we were all light green shirts today, which was not planned. No Dylan that's green. I don't know if I want to know you did this weekend because it sounds like you were just a ball of germs But what'd you do this weekend? Well, let me start with Thursday which was Halloween. Oh, yeah, you went off in your Instagram stories Someone shared to me because like Oh Dylan's too sick to do track house,

but not too sick to go trick or treating. I wasn't gonna miss that. No. It's one day a year, my son, he's nine, he loves it so much. I stepped out for Halloween. I was sick as a dog. I just took medicine and just dealt with it.

I saw that instead of candy, you just, you handed out COVID. The mask that I was wearing concealed all of my germs, thankfully. You look good. Yeah. It's a low energy costume where you can just kind of stand there and get the point across. People love that costume. It was it was fun. I'm gonna I'm gonna run that back at some point.

Yeah, stepped out for for trick-or- or treating on Thursday and had a great time. There was a so there's a the street it's in this it's in the Zilker neighborhood. And they block it off. It's like a huge block party. It's a huge thing every year every house participates. It's crazy. There was this one. What's that look? I don't know. Well, I think what I thought the other was gonna say something even though there wasn't okay. No, no, nothing, nothing bad.

We're we're walking along this street. And there's this one yard is there's a lot of attention over there. And there's this older gentleman sitting behind a table under a tent. And there's this van parked next to him. And the van it's like a picture of van from the 70s and it says selfie with van $20 we're like what's going on here we look closer there's a sign up and Wilder no it was just a van was Van Jones picture like a scoop like the Scooby-Doo van one of those you know cuz a JD van that's Van Morrison before that. Van. Get all the Vans out of the way before I,

so I can continue. Any other ones? It was Vincent Van Gogh. Yes. It was Van Halen? Vincent Van Gogh was there. Anyway. That would be sick.

One last shred. There's a sign next to this gentleman and it says, he's charging for selfies. Like who is this guy? His name is Alan Danziger. He was in the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre I think he lives in this neighborhood and he was he was posted up just like Taking selfies with people and charging for them. It was really weird. I Don't know if we're gonna need to pay for that. He wasn't exactly he wasn't like

He wasn't leather face. He was just in the movie. Anyway, so we're like assessing the scene here. Like what's going on? This is weird. The dude in front of me turns around and he takes his mask off. Adrian Grenier is also there. It just happened. He's just not part of the whole scene. He's just there hanging out with his very pregnant girlfriend slash wife and they have a little kid, I think. But my favorite thing is that I have never seen this guy in Austin before. You guys see him all the time. This is like my fifth time seeing him. He was just walking around in the Zilker neighborhood with his little family trick or treating. And it was funny because Dallas was there. That's Park's mother for those who are unaware. She was there. And even back when we were married, she was like,

he's my hall pass. Like he's my number one celebrity crush. And so I said, Dallas look, it's H.E. Grignet and she freaks out. It was really fun. Do you wanna know what Alan's been up to lately? Yeah, yeah, charging for selfies in this neighborhood. His current project is perfecting chainsaw Jerry's beef jerky.

A cut above the rest. I bet it hits actually. It was, it was. Were people paying? Were people actually paying for that? I'm not even sure if the van was in the movie. It just looked like it belonged in the movie. It may have been from the movie. I'm not sure. Dude, don't charge for selfies. He had, he had a little, a little gathering around him. I don't know if people were actually paying for selfies or not. They just wanted to say hi to him. I'm not sure. Do you think he sees Adrian Greendier show up and he's just like, oh, shit, I gotta lower my price.

There's an actual celebrity here in my front yard. I don't even think I'd pay $20 to get a picture with Adrian Grenier. No, no. Let alone some random dude. Still very handsome, by the way, Adrian Grenier. Did you tell him about this guy? I wanted to say the same thing you said to him, just, Adrian Grenier! Just call him out by name,

but I didn't want to bring too much attention to him. He was keeping a low pro. Anyway. Good looking guy. Other than that, Parkes had a baseball game, caught the dub, stepped out for Pine House. And other than that, I stayed in bed the rest of the weekend.

Did you bring your leftovers in? I've been a sick puppy, no leftovers. Why is sick as a dog a phrase? I don't know. When you said it earlier, I was like, obviously that's something people say, but then I started to go down the logistics of it. No leftovers. Why is sick as a dog a phrase? I don't know. When you said it earlier, I was like, obviously that's something people say, but then I started to go down the logistics of it.

I heard another one yesterday, green on the gills. You heard that one? Yeah. Little queasy? Little green on the gills. Okay. Anyway, I'm coming out of it. I'm trending up.

My old hockey coach was named Gil. Yeah. He owned the skating rink. I like the name Gil. It's very like Texas business, like small town Texas business guy. We had a dude named Gil in our hometown. Old Gil? He was pretty Gil. Can't say I know a Gil.

I would love to meet a Gil. I met a Gwill once. No you didn't. I swear to God. Gwill? Gwill? Okay. Okay. A Gwill. I met a Gwil once. No you didn't. I swear to God. Gwil? Gwil. Okay. Okay. A Gwil.

Oh. You can't light your Gwil. It's not my name. You light a propane. When I met him I was like, oh my name's Will. And he said to me in his Welsh accent, he said, well my name existed before your name.

I was like, oh okay. Okay, we're not trying to one up each other here sir. I was just pointing out we had similarity. Oh yeah, Quill. I thought this was a bonding moment forward and he just yammed on me. Easy, pal. You have a really old name.

Oh, Will is a Welsh guy? Yes. All right. Yeah. Interesting. And that concludes my weekend in being sick and stepping up for trick or treating. Well, that boy do.

I didn't know the Welsh had such sour grapes. That's good. Welch is great. Randy? Yeah. Got it? Yeah. The cocky sip after he makes a joke is just a little much for me. Sorry, it's a little parched. Or perched. My gills. Okay. Let me see your grill. Bad, you know, it was pretty low key. I had a son who I still have a son. Okay, I was gonna say, do you have other news that you need to tell us right now?

He's a daycare. He really likes Halloween. And this isn't unique to him, I imagine. But you put a costume on him for Halloween, he's going to wear it throughout the weekend. Meaning when we went for, we walked the dog, we rode his little stride bike or scooter, whatever we did, the costume was on and he watching his confidence increase in a costume is hilarious cause he's very shy, but when he is Spidey goes out of his way to wave at everybody who comes by.

Well, that's so that's trippy. Do you love that? I was, I was like, look at you. You just need to just, maybe I need to gas you up more and like tell you your superhero and then you'll come out of your shell a little bit more. Fritz wanted to be a dinosaur for Halloween. So we got him a really good dinosaur costume. And then my mom also sent us a Spider-Man costume.

But I knew that if I busted out the Spider-Man costume before Halloween, that he would just wanna be Spider-Man. And so we gave it to him over the weekend and he did the exact same thing as your son. He wore his Spider-Man costume literally all weekend. My eye test will say that the Spidey costume was kind of the hot costume amongst the toddlers. Yeah. There's a lot of Spider-Men out there.

But we had a great time. Then the next couple of days you kind of get the back and forth about when you can eat your candy and how much is too much and you get in that fight a little bit and you're like, oh man Halloween. Great. And then the time change. How was his haul? It was very it was good. I mean, he filled up his bag. We'll do, we'll talk a little bit more later about it, but he gets like halfway around the block and he's pretty much full and he's like, I'm ready to go. And I'm like, well, we got to go by our friends. We got to, there's like a few more hotspots we got to hit. And he's like, well, we can go. I'm like, you don't want to do the whole thing?

Yeah. And we did. My son was very casual about it. He got to the end of the street and said, all right, I want to go home. Yeah. Like not even like wanting to go home, just, all right said, I want to go home. Yeah, like not even like wanting to go home. Just all right. I'm ready to go home. I okay. He knew. Yeah. He didn't. He didn't fight us about it but he was just like, I was

like, oh man and the way I remember it when I was his age, I didn't ever want to go home after Halloween. We did drag parks off the street. Yeah. Kids are kids are deaf, man. Um. They used to have to drag me off the streets. Yeah. Is that right? Yeah. You're committing a lot of crimes back then. I was. Glad Young Thug got freed. Fuck yeah. Shout out to my slimes.

Yeah. It's a serious plea deal. Serious. I don't know if he's gonna make it based on his first tweet out. I didn't see it. His first tweet out was about going and killing a rat. Peanut?

I think it's been deleted since. Maybe he was talking about, maybe he was watching Ratatouille. He took the side of the food critic. Shout out Fratatouille. Did we ever do a Fratatouille? There was a commenter. How do you do a Fratatouille?

Like, I don't know, like, instead of doing an exec board one week, they just decided to do Fratatouille. And Dan did his recipes from the frat cookbook. His bread sandwich. Oh, bread sandwich? they just decided to do Frattatouille. And Dan did his recipes from the frat cookbook. His bread sandwich. Bread sandwich. Randy and I were talking about Dan.

Have you seen Dan in person in the last three weeks? He looks huge. No. He is, he's huge. Dirty bulk? No, I mean, it doesn't look bad. It's the biggest, you will see him. He's, he's a barrel chested SOB.

He's, he's a large man. I watched a lot of football Saturday. Look, I gave into the peer pressure and a group text. I'm now a Nug subscriber. Here you go. Here you go. And yeah, like look, Will and I went and saw Sturgill Monday.

Thank you again for thinking of me. That was a really fun time. Glad we went. And I do the thing and this is not unique to me. If I go see a band, I did this a blank, and they're good, which they will be, cause I love these bands. That'll be my, that's what I'm listening to for the next,

I don't know, six weeks, eight weeks, whatever, like exclusively. So I was like, you know what? I can only run through the record so many times. I want to relive the live show and I'm not doing anything. I'm staying at home. So I may as well do the 1499 and have access to not only Sturgill, but Billy Strings. Lot of bands. The Boss, I didn't know The Boss was on there. Oh yeah, The Boss is on there.

A lot of artists. He'll catch a listen every once in a while. Yeah, look, I did that. Might've broke into a product that I acquired in Illinois when I was on my way to Wisconsin. Shout out to those gummies, Jesus. But yeah, just all in all, just a delightful weekend and I will yield my time to Will.

I was out Friday afternoon, played in a golf tournament at UT Golf Club with our friend and accountant, Blaine. I'm absolutely pissing on the ball. Just absolutely blasting off on every tee box who's longer off the tee Be honest me or blame. Yeah blame blame is consistent, but I was longer Wow, I was striping the ball for like the I mean I was pounding the ball. That's a deadly combo We were two strokes back from getting a trophy and I have to say all I wanted was to walk home with some hardware

Would have felt really good. I don't remember the last time I was even like close to winning a trophy and I have to say all I wanted was to walk home with some hardware would have felt really good. I don't remember the last time I was even like close to winning a trophy. When we checked the scores after nine on the app that you can log your scores in I saw that we were tied for first in the net that took our handicaps into account. Now I was like, Oh my God, we might actually walk out with a trophy here. A chunk chip chip on 18 from, uh, your boy over here might've set us back a little bit, but we ended up two strokes out of the trophy. It was tough, but it was a great time. Um, I also got to try a new drink for the first time. Okay.

Diet Dr. Pepper and Malibu rum. Yeah. AKA Julius peppers. Yes. The drink of the summer is what I was told. Have to say, pretty damn good. Really?

Pretty damn good. Would try. Rum is not a big enough player in my life, and I love rum. It's called Julius Peppers because it's like an Orange Julius and a Dr. Pepper. You understand what he's saying? You get it?

I got it. And like the way, the reason I liked it is because Dr. Pepper already has 23 flavors, and Malibu Rum seems to have a combination of several flavors. Randy, can you name all the flavors? And when you combine the two, the juxtaposition of the sweetness

is just next level stuff. Wait, what is the sweetness juxtaposed with? Other sweetness? Just two different sweetnesses, David. Like you got sweetness and then you got like. Oh. Sweetness. Jimmy, you're world., David. Like you got sweetness and then you got like. Oh. Jimmy world.

Sweetness. Are you listening? Yeah, I don't get it, but I'm listening. It's good, it's good. Dave's doing bits that you don't even grasp. You're right. Yeah. Saturday decided to lick the wounds

from not getting a trophy at La Pesina, also known as the swimming pool, a restaurant in Austin. Had some brunch fajitas. You know your boy's a savage. I had to add some bacon wrapped shrimp to the platter. Great choice. Made some surf and turf fajitas. Big fan. Where'd you sit? Outside. Outside. There are a lot of by the pool. Near the pool. Pool adjacent. Ended up tying one on at lunch. Had some friends over to our place to watch some football after and just kind of got after it. So I just I did a lot of sobering up between 5pm and bedtime on

Saturday night. Woke up feeling pretty okay for the time change. Gotta say, not a big fan of time changes at this point. Whatever candidate wants to run on no time changes from henceforth, I will vote for them. What's the justification at this point? I don't know. Why do we do this? It's for the farmers. If I was single and had no kids, I'd probably love it. But like I am not a fan now that

I have two kids and they wanna get up an hour earlier because that's what their internal clock is telling them to do. It really made yesterday the longest Sunday of the year. I think it even passed in the house that they were going to get rid of it and then just like nothing came of it.

It's ridiculous, it's ridiculous. Because if the farmers want more or less daylight, they can just get up an hour earlier. Yeah, can't they just shift their schedule? I support all farmers, don't get me wrong. I really wanna know a good justification for the time. You have a computer in front of you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, use the Google.

Well, this is a podcast, I like talking it out. Well, you're not gonna get the answer. I threw out a theory and maybe you can't even look it up. You Google it? I did. It's just crazy though. I'm trying to stretch my kids to their normal nap times. They're they're not happy about it. I'm just getting smoked. No one's having fun. We had numerous fire engines driving by our place

at 5 a.m. So it was just it was just a long day. I don't like it. I had to raw dog on the couch watching football. No beers. Couldn't leave the house. You didn't have any beers? No beers, dude. I ended up drinking a glass of hard cider on ice. There was no meat, Randy. No meat. No meat. I was happy though.

What do you think about the post Halloween Halloween party? No, I had some people this weekend when I posted slams laptop shut on Sunday scary say this was your opportunity to post Halloween costumes But Friday was November 1st. So I simply said it's November like I'm no No, I don't even like Halloween. I like spooky season. I don't like Halloween So like no It's just not happening. Turn the page Mmm, I see you happy no nut by the way. Oh, yeah. Thank you. How you doing?

Okay, I wish we had that sound drop Dylan I didn't know you went to oh Never mind this you sent me something says la pasina I didn't know you went to, oh, nevermind. This, you sent me something, it says La Pasina. I don't know what that's about. Come on. I did a PDF, is that the menu? Yeah, it's real, I don't wanna, what's on that menu? Feels like it could be a couple things. Oh, it was a good weekend overall though.

Sorry you were sick, Dylan. Yeah, you know, we move on. You're back though. I'm trending to being back. He's back-ish. I'll be near 100% by Wednesday. Geez. That doesn't make me want to sit in a studio with you.

Or next to you. I'm not contagious. You know, sometimes kids are always learning and growing. Dave and I have learned this more in the most recent years. Dylan, you've known this for a long time. Oh, yeah. Sometimes as you get older, you start to lose your curiosity. Maybe you're derailed by your kids. Maybe you don't have as much time to lean into these hobbies that you want. Think about something you'd like to learn. Me? Gardening sounds nice. I'd like to learn a new language, something like that.

Maybe I just, I mean, I wouldn't mind beating you in bowling, Dylan, I've never beaten you in bowling before. We've never been bowling together. Oh man, I'd love to see it. Maybe we'll do it, maybe we'll do it. But you know, sometimes therapy can help you open up new doors in life. It can kind of make you realize what your priorities need to be.

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this is y'all's experience. We have three different neighborhoods represented with um our kids trick or treating wise. Um and I asked you about the post Halloween party. We did go to one Saturday. Our neighbors, they do it. They did it last year too. And I didn't mind it. I busted out the infamous Harry Potter costume from Spooky Season a couple years ago. That was back in the old office. Yeah, old office. Maybe Spooky Season one or two. Do you have to have a separate closet for all your spooky season fits? I have a, I have a large Adidas duffel bag in my garage.

It's tight. And if you want to know what in the world is in that bag, what do I have in that bag, spooky season costumes. That makes sense. Thank God for that one. That's a good one. That, that comes with like a cardigan. You know, Randy.

Yeah. You didn't bring the breathalyzer one back out to this party. No, at this time, or I same right same party i decided to to wear something even though people thought i was lumis they said i look i was giving lumis and not yes anyway so i noticed and then may have talked about this last like harold lumis the american is that my time off the right guy Randy Harry Potter Loomis y'all should all if y'all are watching Harry Potter for the first time you should skip the second half of the fourth movie Loomis is

the last name that occurs in psycho scream and Halloween and they there's a theory that they're all connected I I went over this recently actually. What is it? What's the conspiracy? Is that they're all related? Yeah. Are they all done by the same writers? Lupin. I'm a dumb dumb.

I was gonna say Lupus, but I'm like that's a- Loomis is the Halloween guy as well. And that's the Loomis I know. And Billy Loomis is the killer in the first scream one of the killers That's got to be an homage a right probably an homage a yeah, huh mage a home age Our neighborhood I would say is about 70 30 of I would say is about 70, 30. Of all the people who are participating in Halloween, 70% are out front in lawn chairs with tables set up to hand out their stuff.

The other 30%, you got to go knock on a door. And it's been trending that way for the last few years. And we don't do the block off extravagant block party type deal. Our neighborhood's not there yet. We're just doing your classic go around the block, mob a little bit with your friends and neighbors. I don't know if I need the big parties.

Stop trashing Halloween, man. Well, hold on. No, no, like traditional. Like there, where we went, there was a guy that had like a margarita machine, like. Well, hold on. No, no. He's a traditionalist. Where we went, there was a guy that had a margarita machine, all this stuff going on. The adult trick-or-treating stations. But yeah, exactly. And then it started coming out that apparently they

didn't like when randoms went up and got margaritas and stuff like that, which I totally understand. Randoms being? People that are trick-or-treating. That's weird. And so I was like, well, I don't know this guy. I'm not going to go up and be one of the randoms that apparently he doesn't like getting a frozen margarita,

even though that sounds delightful. But then I'm like, well, everyone else is doing it too. I ended up not going up at all because I just didn't want to drink that night. Don't advertise and flaunt your margarita machine and your little party if you're gonna be upset when like a random dad from a block over comes over. Don't have like the cockiest setup of all time.

And then shame people for taking you up on the margarita machine. First of all, it's Halloween. It's kind of about the kids. Should be. Isn't the whole point of Halloween going up to strangers houses and getting free shit? Yeah, don't have it outside if it's not for everybody.

Once I heard that there was a narrative going around about randoms getting margaritas, I was like, I'm not going near this. There was a guy with a keg, and he was handing out beers left and right to everyone. It was fantastic. Oh, yeah. That guy's awesome. That guy is dope. But I noticed that when it came time for like, okay, there's this house, she got the decorations, they got a pumpkin clearly like participating. The kids are very, very, um, and maybe this is a good sign. They're, they're very wary of going and knocking

and doing the trick or treat thing. Could be just their age. This is like, you know, typically four and under was with us. And I'm just curious if like, is there gonna be a time in like five years where we're just not knocking on doors at all? You know, I think it has something to do with COVID.

During Halloween, on Halloween during COVID, people didn't want little kids walking up and knocking on the door, ringing the doorbell. So they had stations out front. Some of them would have these stations where you drop candy down a little chute, so the kids would have to stay like 10 or 15 feet away from you.

I could see Randy making a dope one of those. To me, that seems about the time it started. A lot of people were posted up outside. That checks out. Yeah. I'm gonna get a cannon and just shoot the candy into the kids' faces. Yeah, you should.

Candy cannon? That'd be sick. Like the baptism with the water gun? Yeah. Boom! Remember that one? Tommy took some Skittles to the face. We put the bowl out on a table next to our pumpkin.

And then we go trick or treating because we're not, obviously we're not there to answer, get back. And it's not a ton of trick or treaters this year, honestly. And then I'm up watching amused Thursday. I might've been watching Thursday night football. I don't know what I was doing. Maybe watching Halloween. I watched it twice this season. Fuck yeah. I hear some kids out front. I'm like, oh, it's 10 o'clock a little late, but we lights on the jack-o-lanterns still busting. Candy's still out there. I looked through the people. It's some high school age kids. Cool. Watch them grab it. Take all of

it. I'm not mad. It's 10 o'clock. Good. Take it. And they just hang out there. And I'm like, what are they doing? I'm like, what's going on? Why are they just standing on the porch? Really? And I had not opened the door. They did not know I was there. And they walk off and they were there for a good two minutes. And I kind of opened the door just to bring the bowl in and stuff. And they see me soon as they see me they jump in their white Nissan Murano that's right I saw it lights off and they just got the hell out of there it's because they took the whole bowl right I that's the only thing I could think of yes I look all of our gourds or pumpkins were intact they didn't smash them was it was there a flaming bag of dog shit on you

there is no poo was there a pipe bomb in your mailbox? Mailbox down the street, community mailbox. I checked it though, just in case, no pipe bomb. Luckily no acts of terrorism. Looked in my car just to see. I mean, nothing. They were just, I don't know what they, I think, you know, there's like that natural like just, it's just fun to run from. Yeah. Yeah. From people.

They saw me. They probably thought I didn't have a hat on They probably thought I was like a real old man So, I don't know. It's weird. I was like, what were they about to do? We had we had a kid come up. I didn't give out candy to very many kids Because I wasn't in charge of that Kid came up when I was in charge first kid that I saw and he just didn't say trick-or-treat didn't say anything He's an older kid, not high school age, but probably middle school.

And he just goes, how many can I take? Okay. I was like, trick or treat? Like nothing? Yeah. Nothing for a player? I told him, I was like, you can take two. I was like, I don't care, it's not my house.

You can take as many as you want. Weren't you just giving out Charleston shoes? We didn't give out anything at our place because we went to a different neighborhood with Sally's family and I felt like a real asshole when I saw some trick-or-treaters approaching our gate and I was like, oh man. Yeah.

Like I'm a bad dad. You didn't give him a can of Dude Perfect beans? I should have. Is that the move? I gave him some early bird sample packs. That's sick. That's all we had. That's sick. No, we didn't have any.

I would love some more. I kind of like the posted up in the driveway with the little station. It's more like community feeling to me. My favorite people that we trick or treated to were the people that were sitting out in the middle of their yard. So you just have to walk up a couple steps.

They had maybe a small table there with some candy on it. And then they had a cooler next to them. Yeah, it's a big thing though. I saw one family that had a couple steps. They had a, maybe a table, a small table there with some candy on it. And then they had a cooler next to them. Yeah. It's a big thing. I saw one family that had a couple of bottles of wine. So if you had red wine in your glass, they might splash you up.

And I was like, you know what? That's, that's the chill way to do it. I don't need to, I don't need to have a damn food truck in my, my yard trying to impress the neighbors. Oh, there's a, there's an ice cream truck on the street that I mentioned earlier where Grignet was, there's an ice cream truck. And I didn't say no to an ice cream truck on the street that I mentioned earlier where Grigné was there's a ice cream truck and I

Ain't say no to an ice cream. I've never been to one before It's a wild scene over there, but when when parks is too old to trick-or-treat, I'm gonna do the driveway thing That sounds fun to me. What like just post up in the post up in the driveway candy and just have you know, cool or full of High lives or something just have a time. There's a dude in the neighborhood We went to who was just the absolute man. He was just drinking a Miller Lite, had a table set up at the end of his driveway,

didn't care about anything and he had all Kit Kats. I was like, this guy's all business right now. I love this dude. Give me a break. I made Fritz say thank you to him and the guy was like, you're welcome. Oh, you're not getting a lot of thank yous out here, are you bud? I might've been the only dad drinking. Everyone drinks in this neighborhood. I was like, I'm gonna give a big thank you to him and the guy was like, you're welcome. No,

you're not getting a lot of thank yous out here, are you? Yeah. Yeah. I might have been the only dad drinking. Everyone drinks in this neighborhood. I went, I went. I had zero, dude. I want Big Dog Yeti double striped up in it. Walking

around. Yeah, I'm **** cool. Wait, you hit him with the two stripes? Two stripes, please. Parks' friend, her mom has, that's, it's like our meeting place before we go trick or treating, done it last three years in a row, and she has jello shots and margaritas, and it's a scene, like coolers full of beer. Everyone just loads up.

Everyone in the neighborhood is drinking it all the time. It's crazy. I guess I should have drank more. I didn't have one single drink on Halloween. Am I a narc? Yeah, you are. But we knew that already. I do give narc, yeah.

Yeah. I thought about TPing your house one night. See, that's what I don't like living about. What I don't like about living in Texas around Halloween is there's not the fear factor there. In Michigan, night before Halloween, Devil's Night. Devil's Night. Like you had to be on high alert

that some shithead kid was gonna go break your pumpkins. Bring it back. I mentioned Devil's Night on Halloween and people didn't know what I was talking about. I didn't know how hyper niche it was gonna go break your pumpkins. Just bring it back. I mentioned Devil's Night on Halloween and people didn't know what I was talking about. I didn't know how hyper niche it was to Michigan until I did that New York Times quiz. But like, I mean, there was always the fear that you were gonna wake up on Halloween

and all your pumpkins were gonna be smashed out front. And like, that was kind of an exhilarating time. Hoodlums. My parents got to the point where they wouldn't let us go out on Devil's Night. They knew we were, I didn't smash any pumpkins myself. I was too scared to get in trouble. I smashed a pumpkin or two in my day.

Ring cams ruined Devil's Night. You've been calling it a swing cam though. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. Ring cams have really mitigated the shitheads. They're on high alert. I just never went out for devil's night, you know? It's because it was the devil's night. Yeah.

It's like, I better stay in. I did see some Ring cam footage of some kids smashing pumpkins. And like, of like 30 minutes later, the dad walks out, walks to like clearly with the kids and like has their parents come and they had like a come clean up every single piece. I was like, I'm like, yeah.

I mean, that's tough. Yeah, the kids should clean it up. We had the biggest pumpkin we've ever had one year and someone smashed it. My dad was so proud of this damn pumpkin came home and it's like, look at this thing. Oh, it must have taken four kids to lift it and throw it. Was it carved or was it just straight up? No, you couldn't carve this thing. You would have needed a chainsaw. Okay. Okay.

Okay. I don't know how my dad got in his car. Honestly, it would be traumatizing to my son if somebody smashed our pump. Yeah. Like I just straight up wouldn't tell him cause he would be upset. He was upset that we had to throw in the compost.

It always freaks me out as a kid just knowing that people were on like on our front yard, like doing shit. You don't want to catch a stray there. No. I don't know. Maybe my dad, maybe my dad got that pumpkin in cause he was built different.

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This guy was playing with house money. Dylan, can you explain what this dude did? Yeah, this is this comes to us from our good friend KJ. There is a man who he rented a car from Hertz. Why didn't he go with, what's ours Dave? Oh, fuck I should know. Cause they just hooked me up with the best rental car deal ever. What is it? It's the company I'd never heard of before.

It is a- Dave and I both used it in the, like it's like within a month of each other. I'm failing, go ahead. I'm sorry. Okay. So anyway, go on. Go on. Hertz very, very popular rental car company. This guy rented a car for one month and he got the unlimited miles plan. Okay.

He proceeded to, um, What kind of vehicle? I am not sure actually. Let's see. Let me see. I don't think it even says in this article Anyway, unlimited miles in one month. He put 25,000 miles on this vehicle which comes out to about 800 miles per day and he returned the vehicle and they were like No, they try to charge him a ten thousand dollar fee now, which he is refusing to pay. He should Okay, could you put 25,000 miles on a vehicle in one month? Dylan, I bought or I leased my car in December before COVID.

It took me three years to get to 24,000 miles. I've had my car for I think 17 months and it has 11,000 miles on it. I don't even like driving a couple hundred miles somewhere. So the idea of doing 25,000 in one month is unfathomable to me. I think 800 miles is about the width of Texas if I'm not mistaken. It's driving the width of Texas every day for 30 days straight well

okay to drive from New York City to Los Angeles California it's about 2800 miles was our dude just doing laps where was he going did he just put a brick on the thing and just drive in circles on like around a racetrack maybe maybe that's what he did I don't know it like I think he went into this being like, I'm doing numbers. I'm gonna test the limits here. This has gotta involve Adderall or something. 25,000 miles is one trip around the globe, literally.

You think he might've done that? Land bridge? Probably not, I'm not sure there's a straight line land wise around the globe. Oh there is, I just wanna tell you about it. It's called the equator. That's right. It's not land all the way though. No. Oh, there is. It's called the equator. That's right. It's not land all the way though.

You're gonna hit water at some point, Will. You just have to have a security clearance. I don't know, we'd have to look at a map and confirm. 25,000 miles. I don't, I can't fathom how you could even like get remotely close. And I wanna know why he was driving this much. And how much money he spent on gas,

assuming it was just a straight gas vehicle. What if he took it to the bmw performance center and just drove it around the track? It's a good question like a hundred thousand times. He would have maybe that something like that had I just don't know how this is actually possible. Maybe he was just on an absolute spree of whipping ditties in his church parking lot Did you think about that? An absolute spree of whipping ditties in his parking lot Did you think about that? An absolute spree of Whippendiddies in his parking lot. Everyone's Whippendiddies in their church parking lot once in a while. Of course, I know what Whippendiddies means, but for those who don't,

how about you explain it to them? Doing donuts. OK, yeah, obviously. If there was a fresh coat of snow at 8 p.m. in our hometown, you best believe we were taking the Subarus to the church parking lot in Whippendidds. Yeah, but Whippendidds, it's too slow. You can't cover that many miles in a day. I don't even think that it would count the mileage that you get from Whippen because I don't think the wheels are turning that much.

That's true. I would just be drifting the entire time in this rental. Just drifting? Yeah. We don't know what type of car this was. I don't think it says in this. I bet it was a Chrysler. Dude, this car looked like the Popeye's employee. Just like, come on, give me a break. Well, the rental car company that I believe you

and I both had a positive experience with non-spawn, Sixt. Sixt. I might've got lucky because I read some reviews that weren't as nice, but when I got there and they not only upgraded me to a Traverse, but also it only, I had the car for five days and my total was $68. Insane. Are you kidding? No, $15 a day. He goes, not only can I upgrade you, but due to supply and demand, he explained it to me, I can give you this for $15 a day.

And I was like, I offended him. I go, dude, what is the catch? You could just, there's not one. Sell your car and that could be your daily and you'd save a ton of money. Yeah. See, we had to do, we had to tell them that we didn't want the first car they gave us as there was no piece of the car

that was not damaged by hail at some point. And when they told us to go outside and take photos of the damage on the car, we were like, yeah, there's too much. So they switched us out. They gave us a Jeep Renegade. That's so you though. The Jeep Renegade wasn't as luxurious as I wish it

would have been. Kind of smelled like cigarettes, but that's just the Italian difference. That's zero though. That's dope. Yeah. I've got a Jeep question. Jeep Wranglers.

I saw a tweet about this. Why are, why is it a thing to put like- The rubber ducks. The rubber ducks? The rubber ducks. I've now seen it three times in the last week. Jeep people are their own breed of people. They like big. Jeep Wrangler people.

It's the Jeep Wave thing and the rubber ducks. Yeah, they're very, they're big head. Here's the thing, Dave, you wouldn't understand. Yeah. It's a Jeep thing. It's a Jeep thing. When you have the sticker that says you wouldn't understand it's a Jeep thing,

like you're too Jeep coated. Is that a real sticker? Oh, yeah. Oh, I haven't seen that. I don't feel like there's as many Jeep people doing the Jeep wave in Texas as there were in Michigan. I feel like in Michigan it was everywhere, but I'm also not riding around in a Jeep. Yeah, maybe you just don't notice. Like why would you notice? You're not in a Jeep. You know what? You make a valid point. You make a valid point. I'm not riding around with my absolute boy in his Jeep Wrangler anymore, so I'm not seeing as many Jeep wedge.

There you go. Maybe I just don't understand. That's so corny. Because it's a Jeep thing. So what's the outcome? What's the outcome? It's pending. Sometimes the income is outcome.

I think it might go to litigation. 10,000 bucks is not, that's a lot of money. Yeah, it's not nothing. To just like, oh, okay, here you go. I wouldn't pay it either. It's unlimited. I want this guy to win. Did he document it?

Yeah, did he vlog it? Yeah, you gotta vlog it. You gotta get content out of it somehow, right? There is a YouTube video out here, but it looks like it's a news report. That's kind of dope though, if you just do it for the love of the game and you don't document it.

Dude, he's a real driver. Maybe he lost his fantasy league and had to mow everyone's lawn. Oh Yeah, shit poor Brad. That was a tough one Shut up Brad. Yeah I'd quit the league I don't want to do that. It's a terrible punishment. Yeah, we didn't live in the same city, right? Poor guy, how's the league's going?

Yeah, I'm in a battle for last. Any punishment? Looming or do you guys not do that? We do the either no context, Facebook profile change to shirtless mirror selfie, or that is a replacement for having to caddy at the golf thing next year, which isn't bad. No, it's not. No one's that big of a dick, but I just don't wanna spend my day caddy at the golf thing next year, which isn't bad. No, it's not. No one's that big

of a dick, but I just don't want to spend my day caddying. The mirror selfie thing is too extreme. I don't think it's bad. I think if I'm in your league and we have votes allocated anywhere, I think I would have to say like Dave needs to do this on Twitter, not on Facebook. I thought Twitter would, but it's funny on Facebook because if you're like me, I don't think any of us are very active on Facebook. It's more personal on Facebook. Yeah, like people from high school

that you don't really talk to, they don't know you, and they don't know that you're being funny. What's wrong with Dave? But someone reached out to me recently and said, Will, do you know that the retail therapy Instagram account is connected to your personal Facebook, so every time you put stories up, they show up on your Facebook, your personal Facebook. So every time you put stories up, they show up on your Facebook, your personal Facebook.

You didn't know that? No, Barrett did an AMA and I guess people were like, what is Will doing right now? And even when I realized that I disconnected it and I was like, I really don't care, it's fucking Facebook. The only people I'm friends with on Facebook are people I knew in high school. I don't remember the last time

I accepted a Facebook friend request. I don't remember the last time I was on Facebook. It's been years. I'm surprised you even have a Facebook. Oh, I deactivate. We're getting older. Like we should probably start catering to Facebook more. I feel like we could make some waves there.

Maybe. Are people still, is it still like popular and shit? Yeah, my dad lives on Facebook. He loves that shit. He's just in groups just mobbing I don't know what the home page looks like anymore. Yeah Just looks like Facebook. Are you sure you're not like secretly really active on Facebook? Yeah, yeah make it sound like Facebook.com here while Dylan taught the Facebook while Dylan does his Facebooking Let's hear from our friends over at Tivore

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Yeah. Have you heard him laugh? That was Mickey coated. He does kind of laugh like that. It's not a good one, I don't know. It's very high pitched. Well, Dave, ever since you've pointed out that Tucker Carlson was very impressed

that Grateful Dead played Candyman, now whenever I hear that song, I just think, oh, Tucker Carlson loves this. I mean, he's sneaky, got some dope hobbies. Like getting attacked by demons? Okay, look, I did not listen to all of the clip, didn't hear him, but I did. Look, we get stories just like this,

like three times every spooky season, right? People are out there getting attacked by shit, having dreams. It sounds like he had a night terror. Are we sure that he wasn't saying he got attacked by the demon? Would that be me? I think maybe. I can say right now, I did not attack Tucker Carlson. Well, this said during the interview that was uploaded Thursday, October 31st, Halloween, the Outset Fox News host said that he had a quote,

direct experience with a demon in his bed one night that left him scarred. Been there. Didn't you say you had some demons in your bed back in the day, Dylan? Come on, man. He said, I got attacked while I was asleep with my wife and four dogs and mauled, physically mauled,

by a demon or by something unseen that left claw marks on my side. They're still there. Time out, we're going four dogs in the bed? Yeah, why is he hitting us Willy Wonka style? That's a lot of dogs, a lot of dogs. Man, I had to kick our dog out of the bed last night cause she was encroaching on my space too much.

Having four dogs in there? Dogs, dogs. Mean the Lutes just sharing a bed? He said he wasn't scared at the time that he initially thought it was all a strange dream until he saw blood on his sheets. What? He said, I woke up and I couldn't breathe. I thought I was going to suffocate.

And I walked outside. And then when I walked in, my wife and dogs had not woken up. They're very light sleepers. And then I had these terrible pains on my rib cage and my shoulder. And I was just in my boxer shorts and I went and I flipped on the light in the bathroom. I had four claw marks on either side underneath my arms and on my left shoulder and they're bleeding.

That was good. It's like Carlson right there. I think that if I actually hung out with Tucker Carlson for like a couple of pops, maybe a bucket of beers that we split. I feel like he and I would walk away really good friends. He would win you over. He would. He would absolutely win me over. I respect that he's still just rocking like khakis and tucked

in plaid polos all the time. Ditch the bow tie. Yeah, ditching the bow tie was a good move. I didn't mind the bow tie for him because he was the bow tie guy but you know as someone who watches uh I I will watch some ghost tv I'm a ghost adventures connoisseur and this is a frequent um this is a trope that you will see when they go to a location it sometimes will happen to the host Zach Bigginsgins, or it'll happen to someone. In relation to Bilbo? No, not Bilbo Baggins, although, okay. That's pretty good. That's good. Dylan gets it. Bilbo. They will talk to somebody like this old haunted school or whatever, and they were a teacher there and then one time this person got attacked by a ghost and they got the claw marks and they would always say if you got

the three claw marks that meant it was like a demonic thing because I don't know the significance. Maybe it's because the Trinity. Weird. I don't know. But look, I cannot, as the host of Spooky Season, I cannot dismiss this. Yeah, I get we can't dismiss it. I have trouble, like I've eventually come around to ghosts, but I don't know if I've come around to demons yet.

Demons just seem a little more real in terms of like... A little off-putting. Like a ghost is kind of this thing that comes and goes in the night. A demon just, you know if there's a demon in your room, he said he wasn't worried at the time. He should have been. I draw the line of demon, man. You should have been worried.

Is there any part of us that thinks that he might just be married to an absolute freak? I was, it sounds like a wild night of sex perhaps. Yeah. The dogs were in the bed. Yeah, I was also going to say, is there a chance that maybe the dogs would had a running dream and just absolutely scratched her? Like that seems like the most. They say you're not supposed to wake up the dog during dreams, right? When they start going like, I do very gently sometimes. Yeah. Sometimes I'm like, I want to get scared. Yeah.

I'm like, you're running from something. You gotta let a sleeping dog lie. Okay. Is that facts though? I, would you not be mad if somebody woke you up in the middle of a dream? Unless you're being attacked by a demon, I guess. I had a dream the other night that I left my suitcase on a plane and they wouldn't let me get it off. The rest of the dream was me like trying to figure out like where I needed to go to get my suitcase back. It's just such a miserable dream. Nothing sexy about that dream. I left about that dream.

I left the suitcase on the plane when we were getting back from Louisville. Really? I realized that after I had stepped off the jetway and they made me wait until one of the flight attendants brought it to me. My father-in-law left his tuxedo and I think my mother-in-law's wedding dress

on the plane in Mexico and they de-planned and were told they couldn't go back on and I was like, oh, this is not gonna go well. He ended up convincing them to get the bag for him but I was like, you don't wanna get your tuxedo left behind. Why wouldn't they just get the bag for him? Like, can we just get the bag for people? Like that's gotta happen quite a bit.

Yeah, if you can identify the bag, they should go on and get it for you. It happens almost every flight, I think. Yeah, if you can identify the bag, they should go on and get it for you. It happens almost every flight, I think. Yeah, maybe. I mean, I think he might have gotten attacked by a demon. What's going on with these demons? It's an interesting time to bring that up right before the election. Is he dodging something?

Happened in my bed. It can happen in yours. That's a good talker. It's good. I'm happy with what you just did there, Randy. Thank you. Oh! Why does he laugh like that?

I don't know. It's not a good laugh. It's actually quite distracting. He's sober. So, you know, you have to assume he was a, with sound mind. Yeah. He just zens now.

He's a big zen guy. Do you guys read the New York Times article about zenning this weekend? No. Pretty built out article about how all the bros in New York are just zen boys now. Is it a zen hit? Vaping's too lame, smoking cigarettes is too bad for you.

So all the real ones are zenning. Look, I saw all of the above in New York City. I'm a Lucy guy personally. A lot of vaping. I was using zen like Kleenex and that's that scenario. Vaping is still a big player. Yeah. Oh, it's a true player for real.

What's up with the dumb zone guys? Cause I saw that we put up a notes app thing on our podcast Twitter feed the other day. Jake, Jake Kemp, I believe is his name. He didn't know. I want to come on the show to address this. Was he coward? Uh, he had a statement on one of the shows last week and he's, I've heard

him out of this before in the past, but he, he thinks that he is not a believer in the paranormal. He doesn't believe he thinks if you believe in ghosts, you're a fool. And I would just invite him to, to one spooky season. Is he willing to have a dialogue at any point, even if it's behind? I don't know. I would love to have him just on the show to talk about it. You know, I feel like at this point, we're all grownups. People loved our first mashup episode. Maybe we just have a ghost. We should. I think we should. The person I had lunch with the other day on Saturday, he's a noted dumb fuck.

And he said, hey, oh dude, I finally got around to listening to the crossover episode y'all did. And like, it's not, that was, I was like sitting there at lunch, just like, oh no. Do you have any thoughts? To this day, I don't understand why people didn't like it. Who didn't like it?

Their people or our people? It was mostly their people. It was mostly the dumb folks. But I like that we have to earn their trust back. I'm ready, I'm ready. I'm already in a group text with some dumb folks I've never met before. And all I do is try to get them to like me.

I think it just confused people more than anything. Like what's going on here? Why are there six people in microphones? I wish we would have talked out the layout of the episode more before we went into it and almost led off with dumb zone stuff and then completed it with circling back stuff instead of doing it the other way around.

Cause I think had the dumb fucks gotten the familiarity by having a show led by Jake and Dan first instead of leading off with us. Cause we famously have a loading phase, you know? Yeah, that's what they don't understand. Yeah, and so like when you're loading in real time, when you're raw dogging the load. Come on, we're not doing that.

You get what I'm saying though. Like we were putting a lot of loads on them all at once. Stop. Put a load on the podcast. And you don't, like that's too much of a load to carry. Yeah, you don't want to be covered in load. We did convert some dumb folks. Oh, we converted some dumb folks. Shout out to all the dumb folks that are still here 74 minutes into this podcast. Like we ride with you. Those people asked you for another one. We got a little taste of our shit

and they didn't they didn't hate it. Okay. Taste of the load. All right, ready. Don't encourage. It's gonna be. Give them, ready, don't encourage it. It's gonna be- You give them a little taste of that loading phase. They're gonna come back for more. We're the creatine of podcasts. I understand that. Real lifters, though.

Because obviously I know about creatine and how it operates, but for people who don't, can you explain that? It was just a loading phase. Oh, okay. Yeah, you gotta load before it really takes hold. It's like Magic Mind. There's a loading phase on Magic Mind.

Is there? They say that if you want the pure effects of Magic Mind to take it like four days in a row and then you'll really start to start hitting. How about that? Yeah. I used a sponsor this weekend, an old sponsor. Can I guess?

Yeah. My bookie. Zbiotics. Oh, fuck yeah. Yeah. My bookie. Z-Biotics. Oh, fuck yeah. Yeah. Wait, did it not work? Well, we didn't do it. You're supposed to do it before drinking.

And every time I've done it before drinking, it has worked incredibly. And we deployed it about four drinks deep this time, just hoping that it might work. I do think it worked still, but I can't confirm whether or not just drinking a lot of water the night before also helped. But as far as like, hey, I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this.

I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I do think it worked still, but I can't confirm whether or not just drinking a lot of water the night before also helped. But as far as like hangover cures go,

Z-biotics is hands down the thing that has worked best for me in the past. You need to try it. Dude, I don't think it'll work if you like, you know, go drink a fifth of bourbon. But if you're going out to a dinner and you have four drinks, you do wake up the next day feeling insanely fresh. Then we got cool weather coming in tomorrow, guys. We'll be rainy though, I'm supposed to construct some stuff in my lawn tomorrow. I've got some chairs that I need to

put together and the weather is not offering itself up to me in a very favorable way. And you want to come over and put together some Adirondack chairs? Ooh, I will. I don't think it's gonna be rainy tomorrow, dog. Really? Just today. I don't know, dude. You never trust big weather. That's true.

The high is still 75 tomorrow. And there's a 55% chance of wetness. Yes, we in the deal though. Well, what? I helped Dave put together his grill and he bought me a dinner. Here's the thing. We got four Adirondack chairs that need to get put together his grill and he bought me a dinner. Here's the thing, we have four Adirondack chairs that need to get put together this week. Might be a garage beer situation for your boy after dark. I think I need to do it actually because I think my neighbor

who owns the biggest truck I've ever seen in my entire life, I think he thinks I'm a total wimp. And so if he sees me putting together Adirondacks, I think I might gain some of his respect. Brett will help you out. He has already offered me and him to mow your lawn and also put up your Christmas. I don't know why we don't need someone to mow the lawn. We don't need

someone to mow the lawn. He just wants to hang out. I don't Yeah, I just don't want what you guys to fall off my roof while putting up Christmas lights and then you're going to claim workman's comp and then like famously, that's how Santa Claus died in the Santa Claus. He died. Tim Allen. So I how Santa Claus died in the Santa Claus. He died? Tim Allen.

That's how he became Santa Claus. Cocaine dealer, Tim Allen. Yeah. Formerly. He narked. Yeah, he's a narc. Shout out to my Michigan narks out there. Buzz Lightyear.

Shall we? Later. We shall. Bye. Thanks for watching guys!