Circling Back - Twitter Eats the Hybrid Boys Alive | Circling Back 3-25-26

Episode Date: March 25, 2026

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Manchos. Mattel Ranchos. Well, well, well. It is an old podcast time in Austin, Texas. Circling back. Welcome to the show Wednesday morning. That fun shirt, Dylan, today. Dude, thanks for noticing.

Kind of jester maxing. Finally, someone. I wonder if that was a new shirt. I just couldn't tell. I thought I've seen you before, but yeah. Parks is outgrowing a lot of his clothes. So we went online shopping for him And thought like you were getting the hammy downs

And Chelsea found this shirt for him And it was delivered and it's awesome And I said, I would wear that shirt And the very thoughtful Chelsea decided to order one for me as well For the people listening, it's a big league chew shirt Well, it's a visual show But yes, it's a big league shoe shirt And I love it

I love it Bubble gum What do you say to the people to say Big League Chew is just a gateway to getting kids into tobacco. I would say there's something to that, but I also would say that it was delicious gum in a part of my childhood. And at the time when I was enjoying it, I didn't think of it as like tobacco form of gum, but that's exactly what it is.

When are we going to start getting like candy nicotine pouches? Like I'm thinking of that, you know, there's candy cigarettes, there's candy, big league chew, chewing tobacco. When are they just going to do the pouches too? Yeah, Dave. I don't know. Why would I know that? I don't work in R&D.

Oh, there's something to it. Okay. We'll move on the next time. All right. Hey, hey, if being young, dumb and full of gum is wrong, I don't want to be right. That's right, too. Of course, the best flavor is groundball grape, as we all know. Yeah.

Groundball grape. I didn't know. It was called ground ball grape, but yeah, grapes's the best. Okay. Yes. Randy Trebaki Hi Dave I'm wearing my other Hawaiian shirt

Yeah so you realize like when you're at the airport You didn't you never picked up any souvenirs So you just went into like the little travel No I got I got I got both of these in the same day This one and that orange one I was wearing that one's not as funky The back is the back is much better That's where the funk happens Look at that it's got some Hounous on it's got a little sea turtle

It's the week of Hawaiian t-shirts Yay No, it's more of a Shoo! Okay. You weren't there. I was there. You have no idea what it feels like to have Hector

You don't know Hector. You guys are talking about Pana V. You don't know Hector. You're talking about Pada Vich. Oh, real surfers go to Jack's Beach, dude. Everybody knows that. Yeah, ask Hector, dude. Really, I'm going to ask a real surfer if they prefer to go to Jack's Beach or go to Hawaii.

Randy's been going to Jack's Beach a lot lately. Yeah, that's right. If you ever hear Maui in Moana, Moana do the That's like an actual poll. So they're doing a live action looks really good. Why are we doing that? I don't know. Because they do live action for every Disney movie and guess what?

Even though how much I hate it and think it's creatively lazy, it still makes them a bunch of fucking money. Insane glazing. That wasn't insane glazing. That wasn't really insane glazing. Yeah, that was insane glazing. That was a lot of criticism with, I understand why they do it because it makes money. That was like the, that was like, oh yeah, what do you know?

Yeah, I bet they make more money than you. Yeah, that was kind of in that tone. Sure. Insane. They must be doing something right, dude. Why is the Rock? Rock doesn't need that. He does everything.

I know, but he doesn't need to at this point. He'll probably make a bunch of money from it. I know that my point is like, it's like at this point, he's already got a bunch of money. Like, I think like Aladdin and Lion King made a bunch of money, which. I don't know. The snow white was a flop, I think. But that was, that's all I have to say.

I never saw it. I never saw it either, but that had bad pub from the start. I did. But thank you, Randy. I know we were running a little late today, so I'll move on to Dylan. I don't know what Randy was doing in here, but. Swinging sour apple is another one.

I can't read this one upside down. What does that one say? Some of the chat says, my fay flavor steroid strawberry. Is that a new one? Ha! Yeah. That's good.

Shast Alex. That's good. That's cool. Dylan Shivery. Man, I'm pretty stoked to be here. It's going to be a, we got a fun runny today. A good runny. And of course, we have Bit Madness Round 2, which I'm excited about.

Hey, yesterday we had Dan on to do Greek Week, and it was a lot of fun on Patreon. That was a lot of fun, man. It's a good show. Should you go check it out. Go try it out free for a week or just go straight up join. Jump in. Do you jump in both feet? Just dive in.

What are you waiting for? Do you look like you got something to say? I got my shirts from the ABC stores in Waikiki. Okay. Someone else in the chat said that I got my shirt from an airport. I want to make sure. No, I didn't get it from the airport. Those are giving airport.

I mean, they're very, the Gilden shirts. They're very souvenir store shirts. I got one other one from the actual shaved ice place I went to. You got a shirt from the shaved ice store? I can't make fun of that. I have a text mix shirt. It's a famous one. From Mexico that I didn't even pay for.

Thank you, Dylan. I almost wore it today, actually. When I went to Japan, I'm like, I'll get a little bit more, you know, flashy fashion ones. But, like, if I'm going to, like, a tropical location, I'm going straight tourist t-shirt. Hell yeah, you know. I want to be wearing this, like, on a deep-sea fishing boat, you know? Okay. Yeah, dude.

It's crazy. You don't get it. It's almost like he has, like, a little side deal with the souvenir shop. They don't need a side deal. They make some way. much money. You won't even know. They're doing something, right? No, dude, trust me, man. Oh, yeah, you're, you're criticizing Elon. Yeah. Look at go look at his portfolio. Yeah. Seriously, oh, my God. That's exactly. Oh, fuck that guy. Not particularly Elon, but people who

defend it. Anyway, what's up with these United? Making more than you. Yeah. He is. He makes more than everybody. You never made the clutch move of ordering pizza at one in the morning. To be fair, he did not make the clutch move. Someone else did for, on Elon's behalf. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Elon said Honey Badger don't wait. Yeah, I was going to say, you wouldn't be up to one in the morning with the

Honey Badger, though. You're right. I wouldn't want to be hanging around him at any time at night. Well, that's why you don't have to have to hold for. He was just ready for a glass of wine. He's like, man, I'm so ready. Yeah, you wouldn't like to hang around him, dude. You're not in his fucking tax bracket.

That's why. No, I'm not at all. I pay taxes. Ooh. Hey, this United. Come on, ma'am. I'm just kidding, y'all. Yesterday United announced their little sleeping, sleeping row.

you can buy three seats and it turns into like a little palette. Man, I'd be three seats to the wind. And everyone's like, oh, this is a game change. Oh, really? You're going to buy three fucking seats? How is it? Yeah, I saw a little bit of that. I don't get it.

I didn't double click into it. But couldn't you always just buy the whole row or no? But they have like a little, the little extender thing so you can actually lay down comfortably. And they bring you a blankie. Just sleep sitting up like a grown-up But my point is you got to buy three seats for this to happen Yeah, I'm sure that's really accessible for people Sorry, many soapboxes

Can be back there like Snoring, drooling too I'd rather just getting boners Rather just sit in business class Yeah, I'll tell you who could probably afford those three seats as Elon. You know, even close to it. Yeah, dude, you bought the whole fucking play. Dude, the fact that you're fucking complaining about the show

He'd buy the airline. Yeah, man. You're giving broke right now. Dude, you just can't afford it. That's your problem. You wouldn't even make a live action Disney movie. True, yeah. That's true.

No, dude. Pretty soon the Rock won't have any acting gigs because, you know, AI is changing everything, including Hollywood. I mean, yeah. We were just talking about it in here before you two show up. You and Jeff? Yeah. Cedence. Cedance 2.0 is the one that you can just look up on Instagram and YouTube shorts and just see just it's pure cinema. It's crazy what they can do with them now.

I ain't no fortunate son. I don't want that shit to happen though man. Was that a Credence Clearwater revival for Cedentz 2.0? What are you going to do with your intro, Dylan? Support the arts, Randy. Yeah, something you've never done. Oh, no, that's not true. You went to a cover man concert. That's true. I also went to a, you know, tech and engineering. school for my degree. So I've always been tech. Is that what Purdue is?

I graduated with a tech degree. I did do a minor in film, which was an arts. What'd you do? I don't know. Dylan's being a dick right now. Oh, oh my God. I can hear the couch broken. What are you doing?

Boiler down, bitch. Oh, I would never talk shit. Boiler fucking all the way down. What is the boiler down? Talk shit to you. What is the boiler hand thing? Spoiler up. It's the train whistle.

I'm doing it upside down. got the whistle versus the horns. Which one? This is me cutting the fucking pullstring. Oh, I can, you know what? I would never talk shit, but I'm pretty sure the cow catcher on the front would fucking shoot Bibo off the fucking train tracks. Yes, a cow is no fucking match for a train.

That's what you're talking about. Yes, that's exactly what I'm talking about. Locomotives and such. This fucking guy, dude. That's why they have cow catchers on there, just for Bibo's and shit. Yes, for Bivo. and shit. My buddy, my buddy in high school got a, what's it called?

You put on your truck, cattle guard? Cattle guard. Yeah. And we're like, why didn't you get that? You don't need that. Fucking looks sick, dude. He's like, man, he was going to tech. Funny enough.

Was it a ranch hand, though? No, I mean, I don't even know, but he had like. Ranchin was the brand like the series. It probably was. And he was like, dude, man. I'm doing his voice like perfectly. No, man. He's like, have you ever been out to Lubbock, man?

You're driving out there. I'm like, dude, what? have paved roads out there you live in the loop they paved the roads you live near campus you live all campus dude if you didn't have a winch on the front of that thing he's a pussy you're gonna need you're not gonna need that like dude i got an 8000 pound fucking winch on the front of my fucking f-250 i'm pulling anything out of the mud dude so sick oh okay i my buddy pulled my to come out of the mud with his wench did you go muddy in high school fuck yeah dude yeah dude is that a ranch hand all right so so these things i i uh

Whenever I see a car with one of these, I always just assume it's an undercover cop. I'm like, wait, no, it's not. We call them brush guards. Maybe that, yeah, that's probably what they were. That's, yeah. But yeah, guys in my high school would get them. I don't know why their dads would pay for it, but just to look sick. Pretty performative.

They would just drive to school. Same guy who had the wench on his Jeep had the big spotlight on his Jeep. They drive to school and then Wendy's. And that was it. Well, if they're ramming cars, you know. Yeah, they're just not doing There was no demolition derby Dude, fuck it's sick

Anyways Anyways But I'm looking forward to a very good Clean and Sportsmanship-like game tomorrow Between the Boilermakers and the Longhorns Don't say sportsmanship like I hope that you're one of those little fucking

White point guards It just gets taken out I you know I hope that More on him and the other team wins Has a very healthy team to continue on in the tournament. You're hoping nobody gets hurt. Yes.

Are you the type of guy that like if your team, when your team loses, you're like, meh, man, that sucks. But, you know, I really hope that the team that beat us goes on to win at all. Just so our loss doesn't look as bad. I've never been that guy. No. Fuck that team. I flip-flop so much with that, too.

It's like, well, at least we lost the guy, the championship team. That means that, you know, we were in the caliber of them. That's also like, fuck that. team. I want them to lose next time. I mean, Purdue's probably going to win. They're a better team. No, you're probably going to lose. Well, I'll tell you

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Because I'm a hybrid boy. You've really wanted to do that. I'm a hybrid boy. I don't know if you all saw, but the hybrid boys were in Austin. You believe it? Hybrid Boys Week in Austin

says Dan Churchill on Twitter. And it's just five really in-shaped guys with really short black athletic shorts on. By the way, this- Dylan, I mean, the people who pointed out the, I mean, like, you do look like you should be in the hybrid. No, I don't. No, I don't. These guys are in better shape than I'm in. You're in good shape, though.

These guys are probably a lot younger than you. Probably a lot younger than you. That's true. By the way, this is right. This is on my route. This is Auditorium Shores on Lanybird Lake. I didn't know you took that root. I took this, I take this route.

I'm a route guy. I say route. What do you say, Randy? Route. Dave's a root guy. I'm really not. I mix it up depending on what I'm just, you know me, I'm a contrarian. Sometimes I like to be a contrarian.

Dude, I didn't know they were linking an ATX. Okay. So I don't know why. We got tagged in this a million times probably because we too have mustaches and, uh, and live in ATX. And we live in ATX. but Twitter wasn't really kind to these guys and I have to fully admit I don't know their game. I've looked it up today

it turns out I think a lot of these guys are local. They have a supplement company. Okay. Oh. It's somewhat local. But these guys hit Twitter and I don't even know if one of, this is one of the guys who posted it because I believe most of their posting is IG and YouTube. And as someone on Twitter pointed out, these guys typically get a lot of love there. Oh, here, here, it's a tweet from one of their fans.

It says, as somebody follows two of these guys on Instagram and YouTube, it's wild to see Twitter eat them alive, just completely different demographics. And his tweet is going off now. And like, that is absolutely the case. It's so true. I actually, I saw this picture on Instagram, like before this went viral. I saw it. And I was like, okay, that's just a regular picture you see on Instagram every day.

Yeah. Fitness guys. these this could be like random dudes before work on the trail like who aren't uh fitness influencers this is what dudes in a lot of dudes in austin just run it walk around and run around looking like this it's true story i saw on instagram i thought nothing of it i just kept scrolling and then of course that's a perfect tweet that that guy said because it's just completely different vibes on instagram and twitter twitter is that they don't fuck around with this shit like who are these fucking assholes it's like like if you're if your shit got put on reddit and you're

Oh, no. I'm about to get torn apart. It's a cooking you, dog. It's like, these guys are like peak peak, peak male performance here, I guess. And, you know, feeling good, getting gassed up on the gram. They're a hot dude. Nothing but great emojis. And they go on Twitter, people are like, bro, look where this dude's hand is.

If it was just one hot dude, it's like, okay, it's just a hot dude on the trail. But when you get five of them together and they're all shirtless and they all have the same, like, build six packs. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, okay, what's going on here? It's so funny, the reaction from Twitter. Twitter has changed a lot and it's shittier than it used to be. It has its moments still.

Yeah. You just got to find it. You just got to look for it. You know their bit is they do, like the hybrid. Here's where it comes from. Long distance cardio, long distance running, but also some heavy weight training. That's what hybrid means. Uh-huh.

Okay. These two modalities. These are the two things. Can we apply to be in the hybrid boys? Are they accepting applications? I really feel like you would get an honorary bid. Honorary bid. I'm too old for the hybrid boys.

You could join the military. It's true. You're not too old. I can. Now, if you don't have much time, like your clock is ticking. You're right. You've got a few months left to join. Get your pension.

I don't do long distance, though. That's not for me. Yeah, that's what Chels was saying. Like when y'all go work out, you do more like hit stuff. These guys have the like the rib cage tats too, you know? You have a tattoo. And you have a buttig's. You got to be a hot boy to get a rib cage tattoo.

Plus you had a rib removed. So I don't know if you could get a tattoo there. It's probably very sensitive. Not even accurate. No. I wish I was walking by when these guys are taking a pig. This, this, don't you, walk around the trail shirtless?

Just so I could have scoffed at him. I do. Yeah. So you don't, this is not that crazy. This is kind of what you look like. I have about four more inches on my inseam than these guys do. I like to hide the quads a bit because I don't, I don't have quads that I'm particularly proud of.

The guy in the left, his legs are kind of soft, though. You know, fitness is like 90% lighting. Yeah. So my guy on the far left, like, while he is like ripped up, like, he's kind of getting framed mugged by the dude and second from the left. I think he's the payless too, so that's hard. One thing that since I know this area very well, I will point out is that to the left of them, probably 30 yards is a, like, workout area. So at auditory matures, they have, they have like a pull-up bar and a thing for, like, crunches and stuff.

I wouldn't be surprised if these guys banged out some abs and then pose for the pick. Yeah, you got to get a pump in. There's no way. You got to get a little pump before you take the pick, right? Pump plus good lighting will do a lot for you. For sure. Just like this pick that's up on the aura frame right now. That was, that's not my best.

Oh, and then, okay. Any comments? Yeah, that's Steve Whitkoff's girlfriend. Famously. Famously. True story. There's Brett. Oh, yeah, look at that.

Oh, look at the boys. I hate that pick. I bricked my fit so hard at Lily's wedding. Because I'm a hybrid boy. Did you? I wore the white shoes at the suit because it's a beach wedding. It's not the worst, but I just never felt good about it. You look like you're on the Ryder Cup team.

I do. And also, I had shaved head, and I didn't realize how bad my hairline was at that point. It's like you're about to call a D2 game from the booth. Me and Taylor McCar. Yeah. The play-by-play guy always gets framed-mogged by the color analyst. Yeah. It's just part of it, man.

That is. It is. There's a reason I did sports. I went into the sports media career, and the other guy went into just the sports part. The sports part. I got breaking news from the chat if you want it. All right. You want this breaking news?

I was late to work today after standing in line at Best Buy for a Pokemon restock. Who do you think that was from? Is that sauce? Brando? It's from KJ. KJ's in the chat and he was late to work because he was, I was assuming it's for his kid, but like... Of course. You don't know that?

I want to hear the story about this. Pokemon restock. We're going to have KJ on. KJ, you want to do, let's just do a little behind the scenes. So Dylan's going to be out a little bit next week. KJ, if you want to do the show, like Tuesday or Wednesday, what? It felt like the heater was on for a second. I'm hot. Yeah.

I'm straight up hot in here. I'm a hybrid boy. That doesn't help me address the temperature. So KJ, text me yes or no. Check yes or no. What are we doing, man? But yeah, shout's to KJ for being late. I would be so uncomfortable stepping out in the shorts that the middle guy has on.

If the hybrid boys are in town again, have us out for a session. Can we get them in here? No, no, no. They're Austin guys. What if they will promote their business? They're going to frame a mug. No, no, no, let's go do something with them. Let's get out.

I want them to come in here first. First of all, there's five. We'll build a rapport. There's one seat and there's two seats. They can stay. Dude, they can all, they can. Right here, dog. Dave can sit.

Dude, those dudes, I think these guys are a lot bigger than we think, and that couch is going to be more broke than normal. What I'm saying is, no, let's go out there and do a workout with. They're probably super charming. They're just going to be like, like, these guys are fucking honest. Dave, I'm seeing five seats here and just means that each one of us have to sit on one of their laps. You just don't want to get framed-monged. That is a part of the equation here.

I'm a little worried. I mean, I'm no stranger to it, but he's not my hand me, my. Dude, they banged out some some fucking sit-ups right before this. I know it. I know it. I didn't know they were Lincoln, man. Dude, I'm going to, we're going to go do a workout with them. And when it comes time for the pick, you're going to see me in the back doing the, doing the forearm things.

I'm just got the most pumped up forearm. Are you going to shave them like the baseball guys? Yeah, absolutely. Someone pointed out that the dude's second from the left has his arm on the around the guy's wall. waist to his right. Yeah, they're boys. They're hybrid boys. You got to put your hand on your friend sweaty, like, what, oblique?

Yeah. Oblique? It's not a good move, man. Dude, I'd straight up have my hand in the small of the hybrid boys back. I'm gonna be like this. You guys are really the hybrid boys, huh? Wow, dude. Thanks for letting me pose for this picture with you. You guys, what are the, our boy that came in Monday say, he like walked in, we were just kind of looking at him.

He's like, wow, you guys are real. Yeah. That's going to be us with the hybrid boys. Hybrid boys who we learned about 48 hours ago. If we identified their names, because I would like to reach out. I don't know. I don't know. It's the fucking hybrid boys, Dave.

Talk to Dan. Dan's the one who put them out there in Twitter. Dan Churchill? Yeah, Dan put them out on Twitter and like, Twitter just said, uh-uh. No, no, no, no. You're not going to look all happy and in shape. positive on Twitter. No, no, no, no.

I'll tell you what. We're going to tell you down, Bob. Yeah, how dare you? The search function on Instagram is pointless. It does nothing. I hate it. Oh, yeah, because you were saying you were having trouble searching a goth chick spits yesterday. Actually, I had trouble searching hybrid boys.

Goth chick serves coffee, P-O-V. It's, it's, I don't. Oh, you don't laugh at those. Just because you like a friend guy. Just because you request a little spit in yours. It's not. I don't do that. Dylan's like, I want some spit in my macha.

If my barista chooses to spit in my coffee, what am I? Who am I to tell her? The consumer, the customer. No, I don't ever, I'm not going to tell a girl boss with how to do her job. All right. Because I'm a hybrid boy. Yeah, stop doing that. Dave, wears like, Lockheed Martin shirts to Starbucks.

She's so he gets extra spit. Oh, no. What'd you do to it? that's stupid that's i feel like it's a very niche thing and most people do it is we're very dumb i don't know man no matter what we do i'll be wearing fair harbor well that is obviously for sure uh it's just straight up warm man i mean it's we're i don't know if we're in the uh necessarily uh in spring yet but like i mean i've already we got easter coming up i'm basically springed out right now oh yeah in my fair harbor i've got the short sleeve button downs i got the linen shirt

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Okay, you know what, maybe I'll just show it on screen. Wow, this is live in-game Pokemon. And I can't tell if you got this all today, but it's a lot of cards. Jeez. As someone who's purchased Pokemon for his kid, I can tell you that it's not inexpensive. Man, what's the damage, dude? A lot. Well, that set you back.

All right. I think KJ is prepared to come on next week to talk about it. He's DMing on Slack right now. So, yes. So be prepared for that next week, guys. We'll get a little Pokemon on with KJ. Because I'm a Pokemon boy. Stop.

You have to stop. Tell me about these spring breakers. I didn't know kids still went on spring break. Well, these are clearly GDIs. As we know, Spifkidae, spring break is only for GDIs. I still don't understand why you guys thought that. You don't get it, dude. He just doesn't get it.

We didn't actually think that. We're just like, I don't really go anywhere. So we just made up a thing called Spifka Dai. It's not for it. It's not actually, but it's fun to pretend. Okay. I don't know where this is. Gulf Shores, what's the other one?

Palm. PCB? Yeah. Panama City Beach. Dude, imagine just spring break with Palm Beach Pete. Panama City Beach. Oh, fuck yeah, dude.

It's just you riding around and is convertible. Just playing tennis, eating club sandwiches. Eating lunch, playing tennis, and driving around a convertible. Sipping on Prosecco. That's life. In bed at 745. That's a dope life, dude. God.

Sun's not even down and you're sleeping. So someone took, I think this was, I think Fox News did this. I think it's a Jesse Waters thing. Anyway, a news crew went to the beach during spring break and interviewed some spring breakers about the state of the world. A lot's going on right now. A lot of geopolitical stuff's happening. You got the war in Iran. I wonder what Jesse has to say about it.

Ayatollah is no more, the whole thing. And so they're asking spring breakers on the beach about, about these situations, and let's see what they have to say. What issue facing America is the most important to you? What bikini I'm going to wear next? Obesity is terrible. Ice? Not personally. I'm legal. Getting a tan on the beach.

Okay. That's the most important thing in my life right now. I'm thinking about Starbucks, to be honest. I'm thinking about Starbucks. What I'm going to get for today. The elevators don't work. You got 43 floors. The elevators don't work. I could take this little glass of water, drop it in the matter. That's the end of the elevator.

What have you heard that Donald Trump has been doing recently? Gulf of America. That's the last thing I kept up with. We're going to war with Iraq. That's been crazy. What do you do in Colombia? You got Maduro out. You must be happy.

I'm very happy. The Ayatollah's dead. What? Who? What? What is that? Who the f*** is Ayotola? I have never heard that word in my life.

Lewis? What's Ayatollah? I haven't heard. I found out about Chuck Norse yesterday. That was more devastating to me. He was the Supreme Leader of Iran. He's dead. We killed him.

You did? You killed him? So everyone's just like, look at these fucking idiots. They get to vote. They don't know what's going on. And I have a kind of a contrarian view of what's happening here. They're in college. Like, spring break.

How nice would it be to like not to be just ignorant to everything that's going on right now that's like so depressing. Like all they care about is just like, just like they're just fucking in sucking on spring. break just getting drunk and you know what that's what they should be doing man probably i'm jealous of this yeah not getting their deposit back probably doing some damage to the hotel probably uh they just want to get a tan and drink during beers during Starbucks it's fucking sick man this is exactly how screen breakers should answer this question these questions i'd like to think that uh the cutting room floor has some like extremely nuanced takes. Like they went out to somebody thinking like, oh, check out this Bimbo. And she just dropped

a little bit like, well, here's the deal. You see like our allies in the region, this is a complete shift to the paradigm because if you look at what Turkey's doing and then like some of our NATO allies or our former allies and they're just like, all right, well, we're not going to use this. This is a pull out of NATO. We kind of wanted you to say something real, that made you look like a total dips shit. Yeah, they just cut it. Yeah, okay. This is the guy that kind of is agreeing with you, Dylan, that I saw. It says, it's actually nice to see young people carelessly enjoying their life instead of the terminally online brain-rotted politics obsessed creatures of the past decade.

Yes. It's like, I'm like, I get it. It's like being in, I think Denzel Washington said the best. If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you do read it, you're misinformed. That sounds like a Facebook quote that's not, he didn't actually say. I think there's a clip of him actually saying it. But like it is one of those things.

It's like, yeah, you know, maybe they're dumb and they're not there, but they're having fun in life. Sometimes it's kind of like, I'm jealous of them. I wasn't paying attention to the stuff like I am now when I was in college. And I mean, that's good. That was a long time ago. No, you don't have to be terminally online to like be aware of like.

Actually what Ayatollah is. To know which country were we invaded. Like you could just, you could pick up on that other ways. I mean, but like even when I was in college and Obama was bombing places, I didn't know where were bomb in Syria maybe. I'm not sure.

Yeah, Syria. Ongoing conflict. I was much more focused on my, you know, my classes and like what I'm going to wear to the golf hose and tennis. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know what? I'm okay with it.

Yeah. And yes, they do get a vote. I get it. And they should probably be a little bit informed before they cast that vote. But they're on spring break. Yeah, get them a break. And this is definitely like Jesse Waters and people like this that do this type of stuff. They're going to get the most stupid people and do these stupid people.

and do these super cuts to like, it's, it's always. I wouldn't call her that. What? What did I say? Supercut? No, what I was saying was, I just get my haircuts. I was, look, I was, I was, I had to be locked in. Dave's all, you know, your boy was just, so I'd be on spring break reading Thucydides.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Huh. And like, girls would walk up to me, I'd be like, mm-hmm. Like, they'd come to our body. I think the funniest guy was the guy that said that the elevators aren't working he's like he's Yeah, that's a real problem. That's a local problem. He's a serious situation. He's like, I live on the, I'm on at this hotel at the 36th floor and I have to walk up the stairs. All politics is local.

So there you go. And like his was extremely like, no, well actually the biggest thing effect to me is like, I'm paying like 300 bucks a night. The elevators aren't working. That's all it's on in mind right now. One guy with the fuckboy haircut, he kind of knew something, he kind of knew some situation was happening, but he wasn't fully aware. Sure, the young lady who said that we're at war with Iraq, well, arguably not wrong, but she's going to want that one back. Yeah. Because everybody's mind went to one place, and it's the Iraq. The Iraq. No, the whole point of this, it's like, they've been doing this bit for a long time.

Yeah. Go to spring break, do some man on the street. you're going to find kids. They know they know they're supposed to say something dumb. Some of them probably are pretty dumb. But yeah, they're not, most of them are going to vote anyway. Young people just don't know. They're not voting.

Right. So anyway. Yeah. Yeah. It is always surprising me. Like people that just aren't online, not even like in global, you know, politics. Just that they don't know anything that's going out. Like the most viral thing happened. Like I haven't heard about this.

I'm like, oh, yeah, that's because you actually probably, you know, aren't looking at your phone all of time. It must be really nice. Yeah. That's a nice life. Dude, sometimes you just got to, like, put your phone in, like, the other room. Is bliss, Dave. A girl went to high school with, she posted something on Facebook. This is, like, 15 years ago. And I remember she got, I mean, like our high school group chat just roasted her.

She's not even in there, of course. But we're just like, this is the worst thing ever. She was like, my friends and I started doing a thing where when we go to dinner, we all take our phones and we all turn them off and we put it like in a in someone's purse and just the like it's just for some reason the way I mean for obvious reasons which is very present yeah dude we're like oh dude thank you you're so awesome you're so brave you're so sick I had a friend that had pitched us doing a dinner party and it's like but we do it without any phones I'm like do you really need to do this and there's going to be seven other men there and they're also great it's like it is what

do, isn't it? I'm like, we can have self-control to not look at our phones. Like, if we really want to be more present. We don't need to, like, lock the phones up to. I wonder what eight great men guys up to. He moved to Nashville. He's shut out to him. He's in Nashville recruiting seven other great men to join his squad. I bet he had no trouble finding them. Nashville's a great town with great men. Nashville and Austin are the same city. Except for there's a, there's a six-foot-four-four-foot- fucking badass out there, riding motorcycles with his family. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He'll serve you up a knuckle sandwich. Breachers out there. I should have flown out to Nashville recently. Friday Beers is doing a Philip Forsberg lookalike contest at the Nashville Predators game, and I would have won

easily. If I look at it, there's no other person that I look more like than him. Philip Forsberg. Pull him up. You do. I don't know who this is. No, you kind of look like, who's the guy we said you used to look like? The dude that was in close. Oh, my God, Randy, you do. Yeah, it's crazy, isn't it? Like, I, Seeing him, I'm like, I've never looked more like someone than this guy. You just need it like a couple of weeks to get your mustache looking like his. That's wild. That's me.

I mean, let me switch it over. There's one that like I really like that. You said Friday beers was doing a Philip Borsberg look like content? They're starting to do the barstool thing where they're having like almost Friday, Nashville and like Chicago. So they're starting to do the satellite accounts as well, I think, just like Barstool has done. I'm going to say, like, how did you not go do this? That's like your favorite thing. Yeah, I would have.

If I lived in Nashville, I would have done this. Yeah, that's my doppelganger. Or I guess I'm probably his doppelganger, right? We had a Glenn Powell won in Austin not too long ago. I know. I was going to go, but then, like, people were like, did you don't look anything like Glenn Powell? And I was like, yeah, you're right. And they're like, yeah, maybe if there's a bear grills look-alike contest.

Right. And I say, I don't think they're going to do that. He hasn't been in the Zite guys in a long time. Or a Putin. Yeah. There's probably going to be a Putin one at some point. Yeah. Doesn't mean you have to agree with, you know, everything.

You just look like. What do you mean? I mean, honestly. I agree with everything. Just because you look like Putin doesn't make you Putin. I know this one guy that lives in Palm Beach that looks like this really else. bad guy. But he's not actually him. He's just a sweet, a sweet fellow who likes to play tennis. He's dead. I am alive. I am alive. I am not, I am not him. We know, dude. I am a fan of Shopify. Oh, yeah.

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Good producing there. Let me just do it. Cheching. Chiching. Brett said we didn't have to one time. Cheching. Can you play that video? I sent you?

Yes. I don't know if you saw this. We're a little late to this. So the champs tour, the champions tour was in, it was at the Colagard Classic. You might have seen a viral video of John Daly, falling down on a hazard. We almost lost John Daly.

Well, we almost, well, we didn't, we did lose Jerry Kelly. here, he had to withdraw with injury. But he did something I think more golfers need to look into. Did he throw his back out or something? Yeah. Okay. I can just tell by the way he's laying.

I don't know anything about this. He did a video. I think he popped a perk and did a video. So he posted this after withdrawing. I mean, the spasms came back. The last three holes that I played, I tried to breed through it. But I hit a couple shots on, I don't know what, six. Did I get to six?

I think I got to six. And I couldn't I could move my legs to walk away from the shot. It just was one after another after another. So yeah, just just try and get things settled.

I mean, apparently the drugs weren't strong enough, I don't know. It's an injury that takes a long time and I wasn't smart enough to take the time initially, but I had to be ready for this event. So, I mean, if I would have taking the hearty off, but that was right at the start when I started to feel it.

So I didn't know what it was about. Watching how I swung, I mean, I knew what it was about. But I didn't touch a club until Saturday, and I was going to take it really easy. And I did, and I felt okay. But coming here, and once Thursday hit and game speed hit, there's absolutely no chance. Okay, pause it. Yeah, these were the first. Dude, I mean, like, did anybody ask for this?

Did we need, like, this is so great. I don't know who this is. Jerry Kelly, he's just a champions tour golfer. Not a guy you should necessarily know. Yeah. But, you know, he's out there. It comes for us all, man, at some point. It's like, just like Dave trying to field a ground ball to his left.

He just, they're like, all right, dude, you got to do a little media, man. You got to tell the fans at home. You can stay right there, by the way. We'll put a little pillow down. We'll bring the camera to you. You got your, your sick-ass John. Oh, Polo. Very chill-sitched there with that logo. I like Johnny O's stuff.

They got good stuff. He's definitely on a little bit of pain meds, right? He said the drugs didn't work, so it seemed like he was already on him when he was trying to play. Yeah. I just gave him some more. I like this, man. We need more of this when somebody from Wash is home sick. Like that, remember when Dylan was sick for like a month?

We needed this from Dylan. You were sick for a long fucking Todd, dude. I was, man. You were making fun of it. I was not. I don't get sick for that long. I was not making fun of it. We needed this when Dylan was out with his broken back.

When he tried coming in, he couldn't, he had to like turn like this. Oh, that was my neck, dude. I had like a five-day crick in my neck. Shoof, it was tough. Yeah, this is the kind of transparency you get on the champs tour, dude. I like this guy. Also, like, to make this even more washed and as a PSA, this is the Coligar, classic. We're all familiar

with Colagard, right? I don't know what that is. The colon, it's the colon screening that they send you the kit and you basically send them the fecal matter swabs and they test it. So it's a good, it's a good PSA for the folks that you should be very

aware of changes in your bowel movements, but it's just, it's perfect that it's like the Colagard classic, it's the Champions Tour, and this dude just having back spasms. It's just some old man's shit. It's just fucking shit, dude. This is some unc shit.

It's just hell. We've got to get our boy Jerry back out there. I like him. Look at that, dude. You can't move. Has big content guy screenshot of this and used it as like a reaction to like a Sydney Swinney? He needs to.

Oh, that's good. That's good. By the way. I didn't know Sidney Sweeney had a brother. No. Randy's probably going to be like, oh, it's not that hot. His brother's not that attractive. Oh, he's always in the military.

I don't support the troops that much. I support the troops. I support the troops. If my sister was Sidney Sweeney, I wouldn't keep it a secret as long as I possibly could. You wouldn't try to, uh, brother Sweeney your way into some. I don't know, man. She's got friends. Because like everyone in his platoon in his unit, they're like, they're horny for his sister.

All of. I mean, every guy you meet. Every guy, every guy. Assuming he's a straight male. She's the hottest thing. Less Randy's there. She's the hottest name going right now. Yeah.

You know? Is that way you said you're going to go on and have some popcorn yesterday? I don't remember saying that to you. Popcorn. Of course, Rani doesn't think she's that hot. No, it's not what I said. I have a girlfriend. I can go down.

I don't have opinions on other than that. I could go to Dripping Springs, Texas right now and find 18 girls. It's very specific. That's hot. No, I could go to a rustic tap right now, and I could drag something out of there. My girlfriend is much more beautiful. That's true. No, she is, dude.

Look at my post. You're going to like my post. That was a cute post, by the way, man. Did you see the first one led off with some honoos? Yeah. The caption really, what did you say? Honu is the, that's a vion term for sea turtle, green sea turtle. I bet you don't know that.

I'm actually just wearing one on my back right now. So dude, island life is just something you just have an experience. It's just different. I've been doing Ireland. It's just different brother. Dillings, we know what Island Dillan's been to. Yeah, Little St. James over there. Because I'm an island boy.

That had to happen. Little St. Doran. That had to happen there. Little St. Dorn has a terrible ring to it. Jeffrey Einstein. It's also not a thing anyone's ever said.

We're not doing Eggstein. Open the X-Deen files. This photo, this would be a good, when you know, but she keeps sucking. He needs to make this his profile picture on all social platforms. Yeah. There it is. I'll snag that for you, Dave.

I'll do a little screenshot. Oh, look at that. It's live in-game producing. I'll tell you what, I'm ready for Bit Madness, but first, shout out to Ultra Pouches. Is this a new spot? Have we done a read? This is a new sponsor.

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A shining moment You reach for the sky What a trash song Last week I'm not going to talk trash About one shining moment It's trash Bit Madness

Round 2 Voting was live Up until now And Shut it down It was at the very beginning of the chat So

Shut it down Tomorrow will be just Sweet 16 So I'll be looking out For another link Today afternoon to vote for the sweet 16 but then other than that you want to get going we got all round two today yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i think so man yeah i'd like to get going he wants to get

going here i'm starting to get all right i got left over at home hmm hungry we got i got a chili dog show though you're not going to make a chili doll i'm so fucking tired of you telling me what i will and will not make you have no clue if i'm going to go and have a chili dog or not I'm going to go have a chili dog just to spite you. Where do I go get a hot dog? I've got the chili. You can go to Plexi Plodge. I got a chili dog there for lunch one time.

You guys were like, what are you doing? Chilli dog. Come on, chili dog. All right, we got... I read that as alien ant farm, by the way. You okay? You okay. You okay, Annie?

You know the song? All right. Number one, alien allergy voice. Verse number eight, being mad at horny insta posts. This is tough. Because there's some horny people on this show. I'll tell you that right now. I'll tell you right now.

That's just pissing me all. Somebody was sending me that Sydney-Sweeney photo shoot or whatever, and I was like, yeah, I guess I'll look at this later after my family goes to bed, but like, this is bull crap that you're sending me this. Oh, man. to your leader. Man, that's a pregnant pause, yo. It's a visual show.

When are you guys going to get on Spotify like everybody else? Yo, my spaceship's covered in pollen right now. It would really be like that. Oh, man, I popped a perk and drove the spaceship into a wall. Don't recommend. Perkissette is my cousin. Perkissette. Molly Perkiset.

I'll just go to lead off here. I did, I did, what's Dorn's deal? Okay. I am, Zertek. I tried to draw an alien face

and I did not do a great job. Just got to draw the big eyes. Yeah. I was really, I was really, really into aliens and shit, like fourth through seventh grade. So I drew a lot of aliens.

That was the thing I'm pretty good at drawing. All right. Dude, shout out to everybody who had the alien workshop, believe t-shirt. That was a big player. I'm on your boy. So that's unanimous here, but let's

let's just see what the fans said. Yeah, how the turds vote on this? Because the fans are... We're not calling them the turds. Why the turds? What I call parks. Mad, disrespectful. I call them a turd.

72% for alien allergy voice. Okay. So, yeah, that's why it's the number one to you guys. It's freaking low-key, goaded yo. All right, moving on. 5. General contractor Dave verse number four, the twisted cork.

Ooh, this is a good, good matchup here. I don't, wait a minute, hang on. I'm, uh, you're new here. I'm new here. I found you guys through True TV. What is the twisted cork? You were watching the tournament and then you just found us? Yeah, what is, I was watching the big tournament. What's the twisted cork?

Is that like a bar at the mall, but it's not like a brick and mortar? There's a... Yeah, the Twisted Cork is a kiosk mall bar that you can just go and get a drink and I think you can actually take the drink and just walk around the mall with it. And you can just...

Is that true? Yeah, I didn't know you could walk around. That seems like a new level of alcoholism if you get a beer and walk around the mall with it. If I got Blue Moon, I went into Abercrombie and pitch. Then you would probably be violently hungover. Yeah. Because the only time I've seen you drink a Blue Moon

and you were just... You couldn't even type on your computer. That was last year because we went to go watch the March Madness games. That's right. It was about a year ago. Twin Peaks. Big old facts. We'll see it.

Oh, hold on. I didn't have voted. Oh, where to go, Randy. You know what? Daddy voted for the cork. I won't have for the cork. Mine's twisted. Yeah, yours is twisted.

Yeah, I was writing cork down as I saw. Yeah, of course. We're going cork. I do love general contractor, Dave, though. You know, it doesn't mean these bits die necessarily. they just course giving our opinion man the fact that we haven't got a drink at the cork though

is kind of it's a big miss big mess all right let's see what the folks said I've walked by it a lot lately 63% for the cork okay oh interesting that's a close one all right moving on we got number three slonks first number six Obama and JFK boys

what's slonks. Oh, slonks are another word for eggs. One of the people on the show has a debilitating egg addiction, and we like to make fun of him for it. And sometimes he'll bring them into the studio, not the studio, but into the office and just leave them, you know, hanging loose in the fridge with no actual container. Yeah, hanging loose. Don't say hanging loose. I wasn't even there for that.

I was appalled listening back to, uh, it was just jarring. You can open the fridge and just see a slonk just sitting out. Like I can, I could picture it. I didn't actually see it because I was in Hawaii. It looked like an egg in the refrigerator. I've got a photo. But was it in like a carton?

No. But it wasn't in a Tupperware? No, it was sitting on top of his lunchbox. Interesting. Okay, I'm ready. Like his lunchbox was a little nest? Yeah, sort of, man. Dylan's smelly-ass slonks.

Oh, yeah. Is that, does that egg have, I get it? I'm now currently looking at it, eggs butt. It's bending over and showing us his bull. You were looking at eggs, but I also went with slunks. Oh, those are good. Yeah, there's two of them because there's plural slugs.

Yeah, I mean, it's hilarious. I think I'm going to vote for slunks because a slonkate is what it really comes down to. Yeah, you did it to yourself. You played yourself. You'll never, why haven't you learned? Shut up. The fact that, like, this is how this works. And, like, one of the best Reddit posts ever was,

the Ben Affleck smoking a cigarette, but it was Dorn with an egg. That should, yeah, that's going to get one shining moment with that over it. One turning moment. One shining moment. Slonks moves on and just to make sure. One boiled egg. Yeah, 81% of the vote went for slunks. So that's no surprise there.

All right. Moving on to the last matchup in the Wilman's portion. Number seven, Dylan causing. car accidents verse number two out blank way out blank way versus Dylan causing

car accidents okay ready thank you to everyone that's voted to just say that out there oh Dave has voted out blank way

where he has just drawn the the state of Texas and put a here arrow I'm assuming that's Pekas oh yeah you guys out that way

you guys both went a Pekis too it's out that way Pagas way I just went out it's out that way Your Texas sucks, dog. That's a fun version of Texas.

That's a good. Mine's good. Randy, you'd say it's good. It's good. I pretty much drew that last time. So, thanks, bro. Number two,

I'll pick us. I'll blank way. You know, that kind of cactus isn't really like a Texas thing. It's not. A lot of people don't realize that. No, they're the little oval ones like this.

Those are more Arizona. I saw a lot of those. Correct, Randy. Went to Scottsdale. Yes. They did a little ATV. They look more like that. Yes.

Prickly pears. Shut the fuck up. that's so cool you weren't born here but you got here as fast as you could I've really embraced the Texas lifestyle I'm a real cowboy people forget I had to jump into cactus

to evade the horses that were trying to stomp me out wow there must have been traumatizing for you it was I was covered in cactus needles 74% for out Blankway do you want to talk about it

sort of I was real scared well I got we'll use better help All right, that was a short, that was a short-lived character. I don't know where that was gone. Concern friend, Dave. Oh, my gosh.

What is this? This is a bit madness. Madness? This is Sparta. I remember that movie? I'm actually friends with her brother, not her. Yeah, I know. No, she's not that hot though, for real.

All right. Number two. It's chilly platonic. Number two, Hungwe. First, number seven, Dave being friends with Sweens. Actually, not just Sweenes. It's Sweenes in Emrahara. In Amrata, yeah.

It's kind of a little squad. Hold of me. What if she DM, like, the show? I was like, hey, I just want you. I've actually been listening for a long time. I used to listen, like, before I was, like, in Hollywood. I'd be a big development. I'd be, ah.

I paid attention to Tiavan. What would you do? Found you guys through them. Would you be a guest? We're big fans of you as well. Yeah, big fans. Except for our producer who thinks you're underwhelming. I, I, yeah, okay.

I've got to go, for us. She would, she'd be a guest and Randy's like, guys, I can't produce that show. Randy's called. He'd have to sit out. Randy's got that Mike Pence where he's like, he can't be a load with another woman. You're the Mike Pence of Walsh. I can't, guys. He was the governor of Indiana.

I'm also from Indiana. So how about that? I also have had a fly in my head. Remember that epic moment from 2015? Did I hate when flies are on my head, yo? I got bees on my head. head but don't call me a bee head. Any Milanakis, Dylan? Hungwi. Whatever happened now. Sweet. I also want with Sweens. What? We're going to the

she's finally finally. Finally. Yeah, everything's been enanimous so far. So Dave won hungry. I think I was voting with my stomach on that one y'all. Hmm, hungry. That's good. Well, we'll see you can tell where my mind is. The fans usually- Like I just want to go home and eat queso and tacos and have someone say they love me. That's all I want. I went to a party recently? Dude, when I'm at a party. I swear, you probably didn't see me there because I was in the corner about the dog. It was a bat in the dog.

I was in the dog. I was in the corner about the dog. I was fat in the dog. No, I was in the corner. You probably didn't even see me there. No, seriously, like, I'm in the corner with the dog. I went, and I just got a plate full of chips and Koso, and I found the dog. And I'm not kidding.

The dog ate some of my chips. Tell your dog I said hi. Yeah. Uh-uh. And then I left party. I had to go because my ex who breadcrumbed me before. he ghosted me, texted me. But then he did, so that's...

He got pulled over. That was before. That was before. He got a DWI. Things are actually going really well. He got a DWI and I was like the only number he remembered. And I went and picked up his dog because his dog was in the car. And you know how I feel about dogs.

So I just like stay there and chel with his dog. The dog was shot gun. I chilled with his dog for an hour. Waiting outside the jail. But like I still have a key to his apartment. So it's like, are we? Are we not? Like, what are we?

I still have a key, and you called me when you got a D-dub, your third, by the way. Might be doing time. Okay. This is getting dark, dude. Might be doing time. I think you should probably just, like, cut ties with this guy. I like, I love a dog too much. All right, moving up.

Yeah, and, like, turns out the cop that was arresting him was kind of hot. Wait, hold on. Was there a dog? Was there a cop dog? Yeah. And like my toxic trait is that I will pet the police dog. Even though the vet says don't pat me, I just still try to pet it. It was a malamud.

I tried to pet it still. And the cop was not having it, but I did it anyway. It's like, that's a salt. And I was like, yeah, I love salt too. All my chips with my castle. Okay. Okay. At some point, someone needs to end this.

It's just a feedback loop. No, that was a thing. Brad was like, if you leave me, I'm going to end this. Chels is from the valley in California. She's a real valley girl. I love her. But she isn't talk loud. I love Chels.

Yeah, Chels. She's perfect. Such a cool. No, she's so cool. She's, I love y'all together. Thank you. You are great together. She looks great.

It's like, I just want to like chowler. Yeah, you can. I call her Chilsey. I call her Chilsey. Oh, my God. Chilsey. All right, well, the fans... Did you do the fucking bracket?

Yes, the fans usually go chalk here. So let's see, number two versus Hungwee versus number seven, day being friends with Sweens. They voted 67% for Hungwee. You dumbasses. So... You guys don't know the audience.

I mean, you know, it's pretty obvious to the audience. Just go with the seed. I really am fucking hungry. You're just going chalk. Mm, hungry. All right, number six. What's the damage? Verse number three.

the hottest man on the planet Smosh This is a good one Smosh Hottes smite on the planet I'm ready I'm locked Let's see what you got big dog

I'm waiting for Dave Just fucking put your fucking shit up dude Hold on wait for Dave Just put your fuck Look it I don't want to rush greatness He's drawn something clearly All right I guess I'll put He's putting a lot of work into this man

Ready? Okay That's a little saying ain't James. Is that where you're pointing it? Fuck you, dude. That's where the hottest man of the planet is. You know where it is on a map.

I couldn't even find it. That's where it is. That's where you are. I don't know what island it is. I don't, why you're always going there. Okay, I just put what's the damage. I put SMAS. The hottest smog.

Oh, that's you. Yeah. Okay, so we're going to go to. Oh, yeah. Who is the girl in that video that said, Henry? Hannah. Hannah something?

No, Hannah. Hannah. Hannah Montoya. Hannah Montoya. All right. So let's go to the fans. See if she'll do the show. I don't think so, man.

Okay, fine. I'll fuck off. Maybe you should. Yeah, since she said, I'm the hottest man on the planet. You could say, hey, I'm friends with the hottest man on the planet. If I can hop on the show.

Okay. It's not a bad idea. What will we talk about? What is she, what's her deal? I don't know. She's a content creator. She's a friend.

She does something for barstool. Hey, what kind of content do you do? Smosh. All right, let's see what the folks said. Since I voted the other way, 52% for the six seed. What's the damage moves? Wow, you lost your fastball. Wow, that's the first upset from the fans.

You better learn out throw a knuckleball, buddy. Wow, yeah. You better figure something about. 52 to 48. That's crazy. Yeah, my. So, yeah. First upset from the fans.

Love it, love it, love it. All right, moving on. Number four, Dave taking Chelsea out. verse number 12 Liv Langdon's hot boyfriend This is a matchup I wish I would have seen Live Langdon's hot boyfriend

versus the hottest man. He's a hybrid boy. He's a hybrid boy. He's almost too hot for the hybrid boys. I mean, he kind of, yeah. It's stupid. Because I'm a hybrid boy. I'm ready to vote, dog.

You guys go ahead and vote. I'm working on something really stupid. I'm voting for Dave and Chilsey. Dave and Chilsey. Charles. All right, guys, you got it. You can't spend two minutes. I mean, I think mine is really important here. I also know Dave with Chelsea, and this is Dave putting his hand on the swall of Chelsea's back, taking her out. Why is she standing like this? I don't know. That's how she's staying sometimes. I voted for Liv's boyfriend. Oh, okay. And this is him.

Dude, they're fucking yoked. Yours is quite more detailed than my. Yours is yoke, dog. He's a fucking stud, dude. He's just tan and just glistening with sweat all the time. It's too much. Yeah, he's a hybrid boy. He's a hybrid man. Yeah, he is. He is a hot man.

We should do the hybrid man. Let's see what the folks said then. 77% for Dave taking Chels out. I wonder if it's because most of our audience doesn't know live. And also probably can't see it. We've never sent like a photo. He's private, right? We pulled him up.

I think he's private on the Grom. And so is she. So he probably shouldn't like that hiding. What's he hiding? All that hotness. Yeah. He's saving it for a live, man. Combustion engine.

Gotta keep it contained. Well, well, calm down, dude. Combustion engine. Yeah. Chill out, dude. What fuck? Anyways, number four, Dave taking Charles out. Moves on.

All right, last one of the Dick Saloon area. And on this side of the bracket, number nine. Region, I think is what we're looking for. Region is what I've been looking for. I just keep on saying area. Number nine. Hi, Dave. Verse number one.

Mattel Ranchos. Both very sound-oriented ones. Because I'm a hybrid boy. I'm locked. I'm locked. This is why your vote matters, everyone. You could have had the hottest man move on, but no. Mattle Ranchos.

I'm voting for Maddoor Ranchos. That's me standing outside, where to go in and just eat some fucking nachos. Wow, wow. Hold on a second. This is this. I could give a hundred guesses. it's the rings the guy there's a waiter who's worked in maddles who's like he's like the longest tenured waiter there he runs the show he's the mayor he's just covered in gold rings he's

he's even really a fan of maddle ranchos because he didn't draw the sign correctly that's right that's that thing metal ranchos it does have that yeah number one metal ranchos moves on i i'll know that because for this thing i actually had to do the oh there it is there's the sign so matt's Maybe the part that says the King of Mexico food is not, because it's clearly not on that. Yeah, it just says, best Mexican food in the world. Always good. It might be right underneath it versus King of Mexican food. But yeah, this is the main sign.

Best Mexican food in the world. There's quite the claim. I'm Jeff. One of Jeff up to Matt's. They're at Maddles right now. That sounds really good. Their lunch is sneaky good. I'm going to start doing their lunch more.

It is good. Let's just do their lunch tomorrow. No, we're going to try the new ones. We're going to try the new ones. I said I want to go to Mats's. Yeah, but I want to try. Try that new place and you said you'd go to it with me. Shut the fuck up.

All right. Just continue on to the next region. Mattel Ranchos wins with 88% of the vote as well on the listeners. It's going to be really hard for me not to vote Maddles at the end of this thing. All right. Number one on the other side of the bracket and the Kelly's Irish Pub region. Number one, Hoss. First number eight, Dylan sending Dave videos.

Slack them to them specifically. This is easy. Haas, huh? We're both in for Haas. We're both in. Well, I am in for Dylan Vids. Because I do love Haas. Yeah, I bet you are.

I do love Haas. I bet you like that. I love when the whole Dylan sending you something on Slack. I love that. I don't Slack Dave ever. You do all the time. And it's hilarious because I get to see it too. All right.

What do the people say? People say, ooh, all right. 67% for Haas. Not a, you know, Haas is a player, man. Player, but yeah, Haas moves on. It's a player.

Chicago, bro. Like, uh, all right. Number five, verse number four here. We got Dave making stakes when his wife is gone. And four,

you know it smell crazy in there. Man, this is a hard one. You know it smell crazy in there. I'm in. He's in. Dave. I'm in.

He's in. This could go both ways. I said it's a cast iron skillet. I assume there's a steak in there. It's going to be. It's heating up. Does it smell crazy in there or is there a steak in there? Has it heated up properly yet.

Smelling crazy. Smelling crazy. I also went with smell crazy. Oh, this is good. Okay. This is good. Let's let the folks at home decide. Let's see what I'd have to say.

The number five, another upset via the listeners. Number five, Dave making stakes when his wife is gone moves on. Let's go. Okay. You should try it sometime. People have spoken. They're wrong. When Chelsea and I go see the Mario movie, you should make steak for yourself.

Okay. I got to take Parks. Alyssa tried to be like, yeah, I'm going to take him to that. I'm like, I'm going to that. I am taking him to that movie. That's literally like my favorite thing. I was like, you can either, I mean, you could take him, but I'm going to go to the movie by myself. And that's fine.

Maybe take a, take. You should come with us, do you? I don't want to go. I want to get a lot. You still come with that. I don't want to be high around. I want to go on like a Tuesday night and there's not going to be that many people there. You can come with us on Tuesday night. I don't talk about it. You want to go with me, Dave? Yeah, Randy. Wahaha. Ayahu.

Walsall. Read the thing. Number three, lost the farm. First, number six. Randy taking six months to move. By the way, Wait, just across the parking lot. It was down the parking lot. It was still in the same complex. Yes. And the elevators were working.

I had a busted knee. I know, we don't have elevators in my place. That sucks. You really don't? No. Oh, that's a bummer. Third floor, third floor to third floor. You know why a lot of apartment buildings are three stories?

No. Because if it's four, it requires an elevator. Well, there you go. for fire escape purposes. That makes sense. And it's expensive, obviously, to install elevators. And the maintenance, big old thing, man. Sometimes I break down and then you get asked about it on spring break,

and apparently you told you the stupidest people on the planet. It's ridiculous. That's right. We don't lost it. We don't lost the farm. What I'm drawing is very fucking stupid. We don't lost the farm. this will be this will go down as one of the shittier drawings of the

let's see it big dog well it's the farm that's that's supposed to be like a silo you put like a foreclosure sign in the yard or something yeah i like the little cow that you drew i i did i did the same thing where i just but i just wrote the word farm and crossed it out why you're anti-farmer no no it's interesting i just i we lost screenshot randy with the anti-farm pig they're struggling right now randy i i feel like we're one of you guys drew the same thing last time. Territus, dude. Uh-huh.

Terrorists, man. Uh-huh. I appreciate our farmers. My, uh, my sister-in-law grew up on a farm. That's cool. That's awesome, man. Sorry. She's, she's great.

All right. And that was unanimous here, but let's just see what the fan said. 72% for lost the farm. These are getting closer, though. the ones that are winning. That's the way it should be. All right. Number 10, Randy's Bleak Weekends. First number two. Nice nachos pussy.

Yeah, this is also a give up, but whatever. This is important. This is a big one. Randy's the R&B singer. They call him the bleak end. I censored the bad word. He said nice nachos. I drew it. For some reason, I'm dipping the nacho. Nice chos. I drew a cat with a plate of nachos.

Oh. A little pussy cat. That's a little, come on, man, grow up. Tom Jones over here. Look at this guy. Nice nachos pussy moves on. And with the audience vote, it was 80% for nice notches pussy, which makes sense. Big and tender. Nice nachos pussy.

All right. Last region. Last region. We're now in the Madel Ranchos region. Number two, Irish bartender versus number seven. This is why Will left the show. Oh, David. Oh, David.

One shining, and it's one shining moment. Why do they ever have that? This is very important. People at home are just chomping at the bit. People want to know. Oh, someone said that Natcha had too much dip, Dave. That's true. That was kind of the thought process in my head.

Okay. I just drew a creamy boy. That's a good cream. That could also represent Will, but it's an Irish bartender. Dude, it's not even splitting the G. What a pussy. We'll just left the show to just drink pine. Irish bartender.

I also did Irish bartender. My bar is a candy bar. Oh, Mora, you're going to be a bachelorette. What do you think, Mora? You'll be out there dating guys. 20 at a time. Group dates, one-on-one, getting pulled for chats. When are you going to pull me for a chat?

chat, Mara. Make sure they're there for the right reasons. She's at the corks, just going through her, trying to decide to go on the show. The bartender's just giving it to her. Is there only in Hensher, your followers? Yeah. Mara. What are you thinking?

What are you taking? What'll it be? 74% for Irish bartender, which was a surprise there. All right. Number six, Randy's illiteracy verse number three, you're the pirate voice. This is good. Okay. Share it with the class.

Hang on, hang on You guys are taking too long I'll say it I mean yeah we're having fun It's a pirate ship Okay It has a plank as well Oh

The pirates Yeah I also drew a pirate ship That fucking sucks We're going to the people Because Randy can't read That's why I draw my pirate ships Randy cannot read

How did this take longer than the first round Because we split up the first round Because you guys are drawing Elaborate pictures Well Randy would hurry up Because there was about a good five minutes

where you went on a tirade talking about how much you like dogs and salt trips and salts. No, I didn't. Shut up. How your boyfriend is breadcoming. Just go. He was breadcoming and ghosting. What the people say? People say 59% for pirate voice.

Oh, you're going to go on the bachelorette tomorrow. It's a combination character. I can do it. I can't really do a little bit of both. arm to the next If they're there just for their Instagram They'll walk blank

Put them in the boo box Alright number four Gwampi Dave Verse number five Guest Gronk introductions I'm done Hurry up Randy I

Okay Dylan goes with Grock Grock Dave goes with Pappy Randy also went with grandpappy We're going back to the listeners Let's see what they had to say number four verse number five with 55% of the vote way to go Dylan you yes

Grock introduction what what grandpavvy Dave was into the listeners that's later later bitch well well dealing I don't remember the character sounds a lot like another character yeah yeah last one I did of all of the of all of the bits uh I know which one it'll make dylan the most bad if it wins all right dillan's number eight dillans wot takes first number one i ain't drink it anymore here's the problem with having the listeners involved as long if they just vote chalk then they can ever do a a glissadente run to the the final like you and will did that's true we've given the the listeners too much power this is this is fun with the listeners It's a, it's a new twist on an old fave.

Let's go. But I ain't drinking any less. Hold on. Hold on. Oh on. Oh on. You hear me fucking. It's many shining moments.

Okay. What do you got there? Because Randy is real slow. But we ain't drinking any less. Number, okay. I ain't drink any more. I ain't drinking more. I went with a bottle of antibiotics that aren't finished for Dylan's bout takes.

I forgot about that one. That's fucking stupid. It's so stupid Let me see it That's so stupid There's four little antibiotic pills left there All right Let's see what the listeners had to say

With 77% of the vote I'm drinking anymore Moves on, that makes sense All right well there we go Good stuff everybody All right patrons Or listeners Whatever I'm hungry

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