Circling Back - Unhinged CEOs & Peruvian Frog Tea

Episode Date: September 11, 2024

A CEO went scorched earth on LinkedIn (and on a good friend of the pod), Will tells the story of getting dirty shirt trick'd at The Sphere, Dave Grohl be slipping up, shopping cart narcs, having a ran...dom dude in your entourage, the Peruvian frogs that make you horny, and This Weekend in Fun. Enjoy a free one-week trial on Patreon for additional weekly episodes: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/circlingback  Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop  (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (20:00) Unhinged CEO LinkedIn Post (24:00) Will Got Dirty Shirt Trick’d (28:30) Dave Grohl Yeeeeesh (42:30) Cart Narcs (48:00) Which random dude do you want in your entourage? (55:25) Peru is stealing the horny frogs (1:01:00) This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors Small Biz September: https://a.co/d/hkVai0Y Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (BACKER20 for 20% off) Shopify: www.shopify.com/circling Fitbod: www.fitbod.me/steam (20% off) DraftKings: Download the app and used WASHED for $250 in bonus bets when you bet $5) Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred Gambler. In New York, call eight seven seven eight HOPENY or text HOPENY (four six seven three six nine). In Connecticut, Help is available for problem gambling. Call eight eight eight seven eight nine seven seven seven seven or visit ccpg dot org. Please play responsibly. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (Kansas). Twenty-one plus age and eligibility varies by jurisdiction. Void in New Hampshire, Oregon, and Ontario. Bonus bets expire one hundred sixty eight hours after issuance. For additional terms and responsible gaming resources, see D K N G dot C O slash F T ball. NFL+ Premium offer available only to new and former NFL+ subscribers. Additional NFL+ Premium terms at nfl dot com slash terms.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 All right, we're back circling back podcast coming to you live Austin, Texas. My name will defreeze My absolute boy next to me David rough You know, it's very rare that I do this but I'm gonna shout out our good friends at magic mind Because this mines about to get real magic up in here Wow That is sponsored content what does it sound like what does it look like when the magic mind enters your bloodstream? I That is sponsored content. What does it sound like? What does it look like when the Magic Mind enter user bloodstream? I can tell you what the bloodstream looks like. Like because at first there,
Starting point is 00:00:52 the bloodstreams mind cannot comprehend it. Randy, throw that picture up. Oh, okay. Travis Kelsey bucket hat. I want to discuss real quick. We've got the retail therapy guy here. This guy knows, this guy knows clothing ball. What, is this it or no?
Starting point is 00:01:10 You know, bucket hats were in a couple of seasons ago. They're very popular at Wimbledon for tennis fashion. I just don't know if this one's hitting. I hate it. He's wearing it because it's okay. You know, famous people can take chances, right? Yeah, they can take chances with their attire. And it's like, oh, he's just he's got money.
Starting point is 00:01:32 He's he's got a Gucci bucket hat on. That's why he owns a hat because it's a Gucci hat. He's got the matching polo matching Gucci polo. And I just I hate everything about what's going on here. Looks like an idiot. If the mustache didn't Fu Manchu a little bit, if the mustache cut off and it was more straight across, would that change the entire dynamic about what he's doing? The mustache is giving like tough ombre. Buckethead hat is giving opposite of. Did y'all see the tweet about this photo
Starting point is 00:02:06 that said it looks like a Disney movie where a dog and a cat became humans? I like it. It was pretty good. I mean, it's a very accurate tweet. The toughest scene for Kelsey here is the fact that Brittany Mahomes showed up wearing the
Starting point is 00:02:25 exact same outfit as him without the bucket hat. Really? Yeah. She just had on the exact same Gucci color scheme and everything. I don't know. I married someone who now just dresses like me all the time. She just puts on clothes and it's the exact same colors that I'm wearing in that moment. And I look at her, I'm like, what are you, why are you wearing this? Like, we're going to look like idiots getting coffee right now. And she's aware of it. She's, she's trying to avoid it, but like, you don't want to show up to the function wearing the same threads as someone else. Why is Pat hanging on to the goatee like that? I don't know, man. His facial hair is not good. He's, you know why? Because it, I don't know man. His facial hair is not good. He's you know why because it
Starting point is 00:03:10 Like the truest form of Pat and in his heart. He's a baseball guy. He's got the little wispy You're right. Did you have the little wispy's on the mustache? Did he play baseball? Was he good at baseball? I mean, I assume he's good at everything. He does. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's he's good at baseball His father played he was a pitcher in them in the bigs The big leagues so he was also a pitcher when he played baseball also has three DWI's That too. I don't know. That's not really just pointed out right? He's not a license. I think it's been over a significant amount of time. Okay, I'm homes facial hair is not good but he might he might be a Can't grow beard guy like me
Starting point is 00:03:44 Yeah, but what is I want to see what that chin do without that little It might be a can't grow a beard guy like me. Yeah, but what is, I want to see what that chin do without that little fuzz at the bottom though. Cause it might not be the most flattering chin. Sure. I'm not going to, I'm not going to chin shame a guy. Cause I have no ground to stand on. What Rainey. Was it one of those DWIs last year on the way to the game?
Starting point is 00:03:59 Yep. I don't know if it was on the way to the game, but it was around. Yeah. It's time to play the game. Time to play the game. It's in the game. That's good.
Starting point is 00:04:09 That shirt stinks too. I'm sorry. He was arrested on DWI charges for the sixth time. Oh, so he's got a problem. You gotta stop. Yeah, you gotta stop. Take the keys out of his hands. Does he have a license?
Starting point is 00:04:23 That's like a tiger. It's like, why are you driving? You don't need to drive anymore. Just stop. Just stop driving. You got the money to have someone drive you. Pat's got his son. Dude, powerful dudes like to drive, man. It's true. That's why autonomous cars will never work. That's why Tony Soprano always drove himself around, you know? Yeah. He ain't gonna have someone drive. He's not gonna put his life in someone else's hands.
Starting point is 00:04:47 Dude, he's an absolute driver. Dylan Shivery. Man, I don't know how to follow all that up. I can't stop watching this Florida State video, this Florida State practice video, where in the foreground you got DJ U just throwing, hitting the route tree and behind him is just a super soaker fight.
Starting point is 00:05:08 That's what it looks like. And it's hilarious considering they're O and two and not very good at all. I know we're five months out from your son's birthday, but I think I'm just gonna get him a super soaker so that he just runs around the house squirting you with it. I'm gonna get him the backpack too. The one that always leaks?
Starting point is 00:05:23 Yeah. Yeah. Just so your entire floor is just covered in water the entire time. I appreciate that. You'll get a kick out of that. I'm gonna one up that. I'm gonna get him the super soaker drone. Is that an actual thing?
Starting point is 00:05:35 Maybe. I'm gonna look into it. Dude, if it's not, we need to delete this and actually make one. Just drone strikes of water. I'm gonna start drone striking people's houses with eggs. You could do that. That could be done.
Starting point is 00:05:48 That could for sure be done. Easily be done. That's a lot easier to assemble than the super soaker. I don't know if they could easily be done. You just put an egg in like you just. But how do you release it via remote? You have a little radio frequency button. I'll talk to hashtag Chad.
Starting point is 00:06:04 I think he knows a thing or two about drones. They probably have that in the works already. Oh yeah, for sure, for sure. I blew Sally's mind the other day when I told her that Dude Perfect had the copyright for Baked Beans. Yeah. I don't think they needed that copyright.
Starting point is 00:06:19 Dude, they're moving hella beans though. Like did they need the trademark for it? Cause like, I don't know if other people are gonna like go and just name their Baked Beans Dude Perfect.? Cause like, I don't know if other people are going to like go and just name their baked beans, dude, perfect. Yeah, no, I think, I think that's smart because if I were an investor, I would look at their pitch deck and I would be looking through it
Starting point is 00:06:34 and be like a lot of trick shots. Number of world records. One guy only has one. Glaring lack of beans. You guys don't, you guys don't have any IP to beans? Apparently they hit. It's an interesting way to diversify your portfolio. You sell out arenas, doing these live shows, the trick shot thing, of course, and then beans. But the beans is like that mailbox money, you know? Never stopped coming in.
Starting point is 00:07:00 That's true. It's a royalty play. I haven't seen the baked beans anywhere. I'm not often shopping for baked beans, but if anyone knows where to get them, I'd like to procure some. You've got some jalapeno hints in there. If anyone has any Dude Perfect, if you're a doomsday prepper and you've got like a bunch of Dude Perfect baked beans that you can spare, maybe just send a can or two to the office for the boys. I'm actually a dudes day prepper. You know, for full English breakfast, they have got the dude perfect, but they're actually called lad perfect. Okay.
Starting point is 00:07:31 Put them on toast. That's good. Dude, the perfect lads. Yeah. We need to do like a, what is it? Like a TikTok where one of us tries their beans and you just have like a really absurd reaction and that's how we kind of get on their radar. Should we start pandering to them more? Yeah. Dumb fucks hate this. We just need one, we
Starting point is 00:07:57 need one shout out in a video and then the rest of our lives just mailbox money. Do you think our cum content stops them from like wanting to like interact with us? I don't know what you're talking about. Okay. The cinematic universe of Marvel? Yeah. I think those guys are into Marvel.
Starting point is 00:08:13 Yeah, I worry. Maybe it's a trade, maybe it's like a copyright play. Like they don't want to like use anything Marvel in their stuff to get it taken down. They should have a comic book. You know, are comic books coming back? What's the, Randy's from back here, ladies and gentlemen. Hello.
Starting point is 00:08:30 Like our, I feel like it's time for physical comic books to make their comeback. I will say that I was in a comic book shop yesterday for a second because I was driving something off at UPS and it was right, I'm gonna go in there. They might be coming back, I'm not sure. Like we got Vinyl's coming back with a lot of heat. You'd think that comic books wouldn't be too far behind.
Starting point is 00:08:50 Are trading cards popular again? I know like the unboxing of doing it is popular, but are they actually popular? Trading cards are huge. Shout out to the listener who sent me a Luca and a Kyrie trading card recently. Just shout out, I got it and thank you. So yes, they're coming back in a big way
Starting point is 00:09:06 If you want to overspend for a luca and a kairi hit me up I'm selling them each for 2400 my sister got assigned damon stoutemeier Arizona card in a pack one day and I stole I stole that shit from her. She had no clue what she had Damn, you still have it. No No, my dad sent me all my valuable cards and that was not one of them I probably traded it he stole it he might have stolen it yeah he might have sold that ship he taxed it yeah I I just got a bunch of Steve Eisenman cards a couple Barry Sanders in there I was a big Shaq card guy if I if I
Starting point is 00:09:39 got a Shaq card you know your boy was buzzing I can tell Dylan's not interested because he's just looking at his computer no I know he's trying to pick a spot right now and I'm confused as to why you don't like trading cards more. No, I'm picking my spot because I have something to say. I'm letting I'm letting y'all finish what you're saying. Oh, you're not going to have the trade. The trading cards is like you're that seems like it's right in your wheel. I'm trying to be professional and letting you guys get your points out until I move the subject along. All right. Don't talk about your favorite trading cards, dude. Behind the curtain. No, I was a huge trading card guy as a kid.
Starting point is 00:10:08 Every day after school for years, my friends and I would ride our bikes to the card store and I would buy baseball cards for like years. I did this. We had to drive 15 minutes to the nearest store and so when I got in trouble for something very minor one day, my mom banned me for a month because she got tired of driving me to the store every weekend. That's sick. No, it was honestly very cruel
Starting point is 00:10:28 Does the card store still exist? No The game has shut down is on Far West Boulevard across kind of kind of by my middle school. It is no longer there Some great memories going in there. I can still smell mm-hmm the card shop. Mm-hmm They also had comics, but they had cards were what they did more than anything else. I tried to be a comic book kid. I tried to get into it and I realized like it just wasn't hitting and I was just wasting my parents. My cousin would bring me to comic book stores and I truly enjoyed going but it was not something that I continued doing. Dylan? That was back when we didn't wear bicycle helmets,
Starting point is 00:11:08 like all the dorks do. Wear your helmets, dude. Anyway, real quick on the debate last night, did you guys see the conspiracy that Kamala was wearing audio earrings? I did not. And she was being fed lines, which of course is against the rules.
Starting point is 00:11:23 It's going crazy on Twitter. I mean, tens of thousands of retweets accusing her of this and they got community notes. I kind of want one of these in my ear for like circling back at us. They're from Tiffany. If y'all see me roll in with some earrings, just know that I got shooters out there.
Starting point is 00:11:44 Okay. Okay okay who's gonna be feeding you lines I would be asking that it's probably not kill shot kill actually kill shots not the worst yeah it's not the worst shout out to kill shots brother met him in the airport recently then ran into him like three different times in Vegas I've been up to him five times yeah he's so nice yeah everywhere he's like low times. Yeah, he's so nice Yeah everywhere. He's like low-key following us. He's so I'm fine with that. He's a chill dude. That was a rumor Uh during the first bush carry debate that bush had someone feeding him
Starting point is 00:12:16 I thought you're gonna say it was carries earlobes. No does have significant earlobes. Yeah. Oh, yeah old dudes love big earlobes So that's usually an indicator that one side is, one side performed better than the other one. The candidate who maybe didn't do as well when their fans start saying, okay, you are getting fed lines through your earrings or through an earpiece. Crying foul. Can we get earrings that blast jams? What's the new the new AirPod has like a hearing aid component or something? Oh, does it? I think so. OK, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:12:53 I caught myself watching like the Apple presentation about the new products the other day because I want a new phone because my camera is fucked up on my phone now. And like I started I got 10 minutes in and I was like, this is some nerd shit. I'm on right now. I got to turn this off. Like just go find like a techwire.com article about it. Okay. Interest you in a Chinese phone? Uh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:15 I mean, can I hear about it first? Yeah, the who I h u a w e i, it's probably not how it said. They have a trifold phone. Okay? Trifold. Oh yeah. Threefold. That's threefolds.
Starting point is 00:13:32 That's too many. Is that too many folds? That's too many folds. I feel like just one fold is enough. Yeah, but it's ball, if you're on a first date and you pull that thing out and you go, one click, two click, three clicks, like it's over. How much do you think a trifold would cost you?
Starting point is 00:13:45 699. Ooh. Yeah. So somewhere 500 bucks. 1200. $2,100. $2,800. Jeez.
Starting point is 00:13:55 Holy. I don't trust Chinese phones. Whatever you say just comes out different on the other end. Really? It's inconvenient. You're paying a lot of money for each fold. I don't trust Chinese phones. Whatever you say just comes out different on the other end. Really? It's inconvenient. You're paying a lot of money for each fold. The Chinese telephone joke.
Starting point is 00:14:13 Okay, good. I was caught, okay. The kids game. Remember telephone? Dave was definitely the fuck around guy who would switch it up. Yeah, you definitely were. You would switch it up completely. I'd definitely were. You would switch up completely.
Starting point is 00:14:25 I put in a little bad intel just to make somebody behind me look bad. Yeah. Fuck, the fuck said, what's this guy? What? This fucker back here said, Jizz, what the hell? I would always whisper it super soft. Yeah, I would whisper what I heard, but I would do it softly. Give us an example
Starting point is 00:14:45 It helps the economy. I was always a shithead who would change it on purpose. Yeah, you were You know, why not fucked up dude? Why not? We're playing a game. It's not a game It's an exercise guy back here. Just said Epstein didn't kill himself You guys start watching industry. They made some flight log references recently and it was just great. I'm digging in. What do I need to do?
Starting point is 00:15:11 What do I need to do? What do I need to do? Oh, I'm all caught up on the boys, by the way. Dude, I love catching up with the boys, dude. Dude. I might get some beers this weekend and catch up with the boys. Dude, what a show. Yeah, you like that? Should we some beers this weekend and catch up with the boys. What a show.
Starting point is 00:15:25 Yeah, you like that. Should we start a podcast called catching up with the boys and just have like the branding all be the boys branding? But it's really just circling back. Yes. With my absolutes. Uh huh. Uh huh. Boys is a comic book, right? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. It's its own thing outside Marvel and DC.
Starting point is 00:15:43 Are there anime comic books? Yeah, they're called manga. Oh, okay. That makes sense. That makes sense. That makes sense. Yeah, manga. Can you fact check that Dylan?
Starting point is 00:15:54 Yeah, let me look. All right. Thank you. Hey, before we get into today's episode, we got a free seven day trial for new patrons going on all the time. You can even sign up annually if you want to. You get a discount. We like discounts around here.
Starting point is 00:16:04 Speaking of discounts, watchmedia.shop. A lot of heat on there right now. You can even sign up annually if you want to you get a discount. We like discounts around here Speaking of discounts watch media dot shop a lot of heat on there right now We're probably only to do one single discount this year. It's probably gonna be around Black Friday You got familiar with this if you're not already planning for Black Friday, and your business is behind the eight balls a joke for two people In the room. Yep. Yep, but you never know who's listening never know who's listening Beyond the paywall yesterday, we did cold call. We had a hundred percent caller participation. We had no one not pick up on us. That feels good.
Starting point is 00:16:31 Never been done before. We talked a lot of stuff. We talked to a backer about journaling. We talked to a Hawaiian farmer who dips his pen in the company, Inc. Oh, good. Okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:41 We talked to a fly fishing guide. It was a toll movie yesterday. Did you see the photos he sent us? Yes. We are going to do a fly fishing guide. It was a toll movie yesterday. Did you see the photos he sent us? Yes. We are going to do a fly fishing trip in May of next year. Looks mega dope. I hope he's ready to have his absolute boys on a boat with him. It looks incredible.
Starting point is 00:16:57 You're touching fish, dude. I'll touch fish on the trip like that. Do we need to go to like a supermarket and like get some training fish for you? I'm starting a new podcast. It's called touching fish. Let's go to central market and get a whole brand Zeno so you can get some reps. I don't need to practice touching fish. I don't know, dude.
Starting point is 00:17:12 I'll just do it. We can call it touching tray. Okay. Reach out. I mean, a touch of tray. Right, right. I touch fish when I cook it, but it's like already filleted and stuff. And it's like the heads not on it.
Starting point is 00:17:27 You got major cross-contamination vibes. Yeah, that's fair. I mean, I was thinking about our friend. I'm not going to give away the entire show, but our friend who had the contamination issue yesterday on the pod. What was he thinking? That's just way too cocky going with the knife. Yeah. He's got to holster that. YouTube.com slash circling back. We received a couple of comments the other day
Starting point is 00:17:49 on our audio episode asking why there isn't any video on Spotify and it's because we don't host it through Spotify anymore, guys. We don't do the video on there anymore. You have to go to the YouTube.com slash circling back, like and subscribe. If you have issues with that, email Randy at washmedia.com.
Starting point is 00:18:04 Yes. And then if you, I will direct, email Randy at washmedia.com. Yes. And then if you I will direct you to Brett at washmedia.com. Play telephone. Chinese telephone, if you will. Let's hear from our friends over at FitBot. We love FitBot. New logo alert from our people over at FitBot. It's been that for a while. It's been that. But Randy updated the logo on the screen and it's looking real good. Damn. FitBod? It's been that for a while. It's been that, but Randy updated the logo on the screen and it's looking real good. Damn, FitBod's great, man. They will tailor your workouts for exactly what you are trying to accomplish and also for your workout environment. Are you at home with bands? Maybe you have kettlebells. Do you have a full gym at your disposal? David's flexing. Get
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Starting point is 00:20:00 Well, this was a welcome text over the weekend. I'm glad you guys didn't cover this on Monday, but a friend of the pod, one JR Hickey was involved in some LinkedIn drama, which might be my favorite kind of drama. As you guys know, JR Hickey runs the very, very famous account. That's a nice touch. He's no one trick pony though. He has another one. It's insane how anytime I see a nice touch,
Starting point is 00:20:28 I just immediately want to send him a video. Yeah. What, Randy? I was just doing the thing is I love doing the, that's a nice touch, the hand with it. Well, he also runs another one called Best of LinkedIn where he posts screenshots of people's ridiculous actions on LinkedIn, of which there are many. Oh my.
Starting point is 00:20:49 How do we want to confront this post that involves him? Should I just read, should we just read some of our favorite parts of it? A founder of a company, ex-CEO, was relieved of his duties at the board because of some screenshots that were posted. And instead of maybe just leaving his post in a civil manner, he decided to just set the bridge on fire and drive over it. This guy's on some dork shit, man. He said to my co-founder, thank you for stabbing me in the back and not supporting me with the board. Your babies are cute, but they had no value to the business,
Starting point is 00:21:28 especially since you refused to use them in promotional materials. Now that you finally have the power you crave, good luck running this company into the ground with your emotional decision-making. I mean- Hey, Dave, why aren't you using your babies in our promotional materials more?
Starting point is 00:21:43 You know- People love kids, dude. I know, I was gonna ask you the same thing and Dylan, you as well. I guys wish you would just kinda put them out there more. His investors sound frat. He said to our investors, while you're sipping Mai Tais and hitting the slopes, I was doing hard work of building this company.
Starting point is 00:21:58 Sounds sick. You are leeches, not creators and somehow your returns still suck. Hey man, maybe the problem is you and not JR Hickey for sharing your ridiculous post. Yeah. He also called, can I say that I take issue with him calling JR an F tier influencer? No, that's not nice. He's not F. Nor is it correct. First of all, I don't know if F is technically a tier. Don't think it is. I would say it tears stop it. It's it's C and if it is a tier there, it goes much
Starting point is 00:22:29 lower than that because sure F is what like six letters in the alphabet. Yeah, it's not that bad. It's not that bad. I don't know where we are on the tier list. I'm not here to make that decision but come on JR is a very talented guy. What do you do if your ex boss says to our employees, I never saw one shred of talent in my time managing you. You are truly unattractive people on the inside and outside. Your stock options will be worthless soon like your MBAs and coding skills. You are all betas and your
Starting point is 00:22:54 inclusion in this message is the most relevant you will ever be. Better use that PTO while you can. Chat GPT is already better than you. I don't think anyone's sad to see you go, Calian. Part of the reason this guy was released was because he forced someone to take time off at a time when they needed people to be on and it was like, yeah, you kind of this kind of your own doing my dude. This guy stinks, baby. This guy, he sips the founder juice and just got absolutely hammered off of it. Calling everyone ugly inside and out. I
Starting point is 00:23:24 wouldn't call this guy like super attractive. I mean, all I have is this little LinkedIn profile pic, but not great. I just don't think you need to call out the looks of your employees. No, I don't know. What would upset you more, inside or out? Ooh, inside. Yeah. I think outside would offend me more. If I'm a coder, I'm like, yeah, you're an analytical person. You're like, whatever. Don't call me more. If I'm a coder, I'm like, yeah, like, you're an analytical person. You're like, whatever.
Starting point is 00:23:46 Don't call me ugly. Why does he got to come from our boy like this? That's not used enough. You're ugly on the inside. Like that's biting. Yeah, that's one that like you, you, you put your head on the pillow at night. You're like, fuck, am I, I don't want to be ugly on the inside. I had a, I had a, I had one of those memories the other day where I got angry at what happened because I forgot about it for so long. Okay. Standing outside of the sphere and I was waiting in the cab line
Starting point is 00:24:14 and this dude walked up to me and he goes, dude, you got something on your shirt. And he hit me with one of those, swipe up on the nose. You kidding? A stranger? Yeah, stranger. But like, you're at a dead show. Everyone's in like the best mood of their lives. That's so disrespectful. No, I know. And I was
Starting point is 00:24:29 with my absolute boy and I looked over at him like, I want to fucking kill this guy, but I can't do anything about this. What? You never told us about this. Yeah, this is, I'm glad you didn't tell us. I think I blocked it out of my brain and then I did it to Fritz last night because I thought it was hilarious. And I was like, oh my God. It's like what your quirky uncle does to you when you're eight. Sauce tries doing that all the time. Does he?
Starting point is 00:24:53 Oh yeah. You better not try to shit here. Thank you for telling me this. I'm absolutely going to get sauce on this. He tries to do it to me all the time. I just like stare for, it gets me sometimes, but a lot of times I just stare for him.
Starting point is 00:25:03 Did he do it when you dressed like a mailman the other day? Dude, don't act like my swag as a mailman isn't just drip. How dare you My swag is a great sentence just drip. Okay, okay. That's a good quote from Randy. What? What did you do? I laughed it off. I laughed it off. Was this guy so fucked up? He was just like, no, he wasn't like fucked up. He was just in such a good mood that like, I could tell he didn't mean anything bad by it.
Starting point is 00:25:32 The guy was also with his dad standing in the cab line directly in front of us. And so it's like, well, if I get, if I get annoyed by this, like I have to stand next to this guy for potentially next like 30 to 40 minutes. How old a feller was this? My age. He was on, he was on something. Yeah as being a person with a good case, nose, all this stuff, he had a case
Starting point is 00:25:51 of the fucker. Yeah he he had a case of the fucker. I can diagnose. Like you've had a couple great sentences here recently. You're killing it man. Don't do it. Did he actually make contact with the nose? He did. Oh no. Guys, guys, I'm telling you, in the way that he did it, it was one of the most disrespectful ways you can do it. That's mad disrespectful. You don't touch my face. Did I put out the vibe of a guy who deserves that?
Starting point is 00:26:14 He might as well slap you. He might as well have just taken Sally home. He might as well have just left me in the dust. Yeah, he pwned you. And you know his hands were dirty. There's no way he washed them. Oh no, no. That would really irritate me.
Starting point is 00:26:28 Like really, I don't know if I would like get confrontational about it, but I would be very- No, I texted the only person who might remember this last night. And I was like, dude, I'm irrationally angry. Was it Ryan or Nick? It was Ryan. I'm surprised he didn't kind of meet out. No, he didn't remember, he doesn't remember it happening.
Starting point is 00:26:43 And I was like, dude, I looked at you like, I want to uh kind of meet out. No, he didn't remember. He doesn't remember it happening and I was like, dude, I looked at you like I want to absolutely maul this guy. If you want to get me to get upset, touch my face. I don't like it. They don't like that. I don't like it when you touch my face. I'm weird about
Starting point is 00:26:57 it. What what's the proper reaction there? Like what's a good justified reaction to that? Uh maybe grab the wrist. I know that's like, I don't know or like a put your hand out. Hey, man. I think you grab his hand and then you take the finger
Starting point is 00:27:12 that was doing it and you just suck on it. That's a that's a good move. I don't know if I'd go that far. You just really freaked the guy out. I don't know if I'd go that far. Or you just shove his dad. Just beat his dad up. Yeah, just it's
Starting point is 00:27:24 proven a point. These guys are these they they weren't men size, but they were stout individuals who I didn't feel comfortable squaring up against until I get my FitBot in. FitBot.me slash steam. Yeah, you need some more time with your pocket trainer. You're not ready. That's your little trainer in your pocket telling you you need more training. I'm just trying to think through what I want to do. He's talking to me through my earring earpiece. Don't hit him, Will. You can't handle this smoke right now, brother. Like man, what are you, don't do that, man. Hello.
Starting point is 00:27:50 Say something like that to him. Good show. Don't do that. You have to pay for a ticket for your personal trainer at the Sphere? No, you can't even see him. He's in your pocket. If security says anything.
Starting point is 00:28:02 Don't say a word. If security says anything, just act like you're a little figurine. What's your pocket trainer's name? Felipe. Thad. Mine's Gaston. OK.
Starting point is 00:28:11 OK. Yeah. You say Thad? Yeah. That's good. Yeah. That's good. You don't want your girl seeing a trainer named Thad.
Starting point is 00:28:20 No, no, no. Tennis coach, it's over. It's over. Yeesh. the the the the the the
Starting point is 00:28:39 the the the the the Was he just getting out in front of it? But he notes apt us without notes apping us. What was the platform? I think it was the Instagram. I think it was Instagram, yeah. He turned off comments. I do think that doing this immediately
Starting point is 00:28:55 before a presidential debate is not the worst move from him. It's a good move. It's like a Friday news dump. Yeah, yeah. It's like, it was kind of the perfect storm for him to have a child out of wedlock Um, I'm glad that he is going to support this child and take care of this child
Starting point is 00:29:11 But like hey Dave, dude, you're 55. Don't put yourself in this situation My man people are giving him way too much credit for that part of it Like congrats, you're doing the bare minimum like you're gonna take care of the child that you just found Very dope, dude. Yeah. Thanks, bro. Any 55 year old rock stars out there, like I know you're getting women thrown at you all the time. And I know that like you've been living this rock star life and it might be
Starting point is 00:29:33 difficult to fend them off every once in a while. Just do yourself a favor if you're going to be human trash. Just get your piece cut off. Yeah. Well, you want him to have his penis removed. Yeah. Or like just the testicles. Yeah. the Nirvana or something. I thought Courtney Love did that. Did she? Tried to, I don't remember. There's gotta be some bad catalogs out there
Starting point is 00:30:06 that are gonna be up for auction soon. Wouldn't be the worst idea for us to try to snag one. Did Michael Jackson buy the Beatles catalog? Think so. I was a source of contention with him and Paul. Yeah, but hey dude, buy it yourself. And all the other stuff. I didn't know you could do that.
Starting point is 00:30:22 Like at some point it becomes up for, up for grabs again. Yeah, I don't- It's like us buying Maddy B's catalog. I don't know how it works. We could probably afford Maddy B's catalog. That's important. I shouldn't have brought him up today.
Starting point is 00:30:34 Yeah. Yeah, that's fucked up, dude. On the anniversary. Dave, come on, you're better than that. Has anybody, are people watching Biden today? He didn't say he's gonna do none of it. Please. No, Joe! Joe Joe stop! Don't do it! Someone made the most insane AI.
Starting point is 00:30:53 He's flying a plane. Yeah. Yeah. And he's got this shady grin. And he's got his classic aviators that he always wears on. Yeah. It's really, did Brett make that? whoever made that knows their way around the AI. Music catalogs are going, I don't think we can afford it.
Starting point is 00:31:13 What do they go for? Springsteen's got sold to Sony entertainment music for 500 million. Oh, yeah. They literally paid the cost to be the boss. That's high. Bob Dylan's was 500 million, Phil Collins in Genesis 300 million. Underrated. Kiss went for 300. I don't know if Kiss deserves 300. Kiss is a novelty. Right?
Starting point is 00:31:35 No one actually likes Kiss, right? I don't know. Surely. Can you find one that's like six fingers? Let me check, Dave. Okay, really stupid question. The artist gets this money? It's truly hard to say.
Starting point is 00:31:52 You know, I don't know the logistics of it. I would assume that an artist can cash out something if they own part of the catalog, but my fear is that a lot of these newer artists probably have their stuff owned by the actual recording companies, which is why Taylor Swift is redoing her albums and stuff like that.
Starting point is 00:32:10 Like now she probably owns the rights and will be able to sell her catalog at some point. Didn't you say that like Scooter Braun made some points? You wanna like talk about that publicly? Yes, I mean, dude, yeah, why are we making Scooter Braun like the victim here? Okay, you handled that well. I saw people fighting about that on the T.O. recently.
Starting point is 00:32:31 What the fuck is his name is Scooter? Scooter, it's probably a nickname. Dude signing checks with Scooter. Yeah. Scoot. Who is the guy? Scooter Libby, Bush administration scandal. I can't remember lobbyist, blah, blah, blah. But everybody's like, your name Scooter Libby Bush administration scandal. I can't remember lobbyist blah, blah, blah.
Starting point is 00:32:46 But everybody's like your name scooter Libby. Like you, whatever they're accusing you of. Like whatever corruption. You did it. Bribery like you can't go by a scooter and get the benefit of the doubt. Does this change the way that you look at the food fighters catalog, Dave?
Starting point is 00:33:01 Food fighters. I look at it as a pretty meh catalog. As a guy who once really liked the first album and then realized it's kind of boring. I liked the first album a lot too. Never really understood the love for the Foo Fighters. I respect Dave Grohl's talent. I know he's a very talented musician.
Starting point is 00:33:17 I think the Foo Fighters have some good songs, but they're not something I listen to often or pretty much ever willingly. But I'm not into it. I don't know. He's kind of, it's kind of boring to me. That it's just okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:31 In my opinion. Yeah. It's just kind of generic rock from the dude that was in Nirvana. Yeah. And it's not like bad music. It's not horrible music. I'd rather listen to it more than read out. Oh, easy.
Starting point is 00:33:42 No, I don't, doesn't, I don't, it's, I don't judge the guy. I mean, it's what he did is and I just I just really want to know what what happened behind the scenes that led to him having to post. Yeah, like he's just getting out in front of the narrative. Yeah, but like we're gonna find out. It sounds like she already had the baby or no. Did she have it yet? He's gonna get spotted in public with a kid that everyone knows is not. It's still it's David. It's like what's going on here. And I know. Yeah, that's why I feel like it wouldn't have been that big of a deal I mean it
Starting point is 00:34:06 would have been like people in like rock rock circles rock media rock circle rock circles and sick shout out to rock golf we get a video there I've been watching so many stone skipping videos on Instagram lately these dudes are doing 50 plus skips I can't do that I think that. I think the most I've ever done was like 21 time and it was like perfect conditions. I found the perfect rock and I don't think I could have gone anymore. Dylan's like, I could skip it like 60. Hey, you want a lot of skips? Listen to a Foo Fighters album. I think my record's like 13 skips. Yeah, Texans aren't real skippers. Amateur, respectable, 13 skips.
Starting point is 00:34:45 There's probably some really nice morning. Actually, man, maybe we should acquire some stone skipping rocks for Lake Austin. There's probably some calm mornings out there where you can absolutely hum it. All right, time out. You said suggesting like older rocks. Yeah. The key is to find the perfect rock. Yeah, but a glassy surface can really do
Starting point is 00:35:05 some shitty rocks a lot of favors. That's fair. What's the ideal body of water to skip a pond? A pond. Pond, lake, or river. Anything that's still, man. A long pond. What if it's a dammed river?
Starting point is 00:35:18 Well, every single lake in Texas is one except for one. You just want a glassy surface and plenty of runway. That's all you need. And the stone has got to be like silver dollar size, smooth. Like a nipple size. Flat and smooth and as round as you can get. Silver dollar, maybe a little bit bigger than that.
Starting point is 00:35:40 It depends on whose nipples you're talking about, David. I was gonna say silver dollar's pretty much, it's the same size always, you know, nipples very varied. Nipples can be everywhere. They can be all shapes and sizes. Oh, pretty much same. I have pretty small nipples.
Starting point is 00:35:53 I've seen some really big areolas, David. Yeah. Yeah. It's a lot of variance here. Should we do a slide show on wash media Instagram? That's just guess the host nipples. Yeah, we should. Instagram, that's just guess the host nipples. Yeah. We should.
Starting point is 00:36:09 I trimmed my nipple hair recently. I thought I was going to take off the tip. Ooh, gotta be careful with that. You gotta be careful with that. My current nip-u-ation isn't great. Let me see. Let me check mine. Mine are okay.
Starting point is 00:36:20 Mine are okay. My chest hair's kind of long right now. I did some pre Italy chest hair removal. It plays over there. Yeah, I didn't take it all off. I just don't like having like the tuft of it. You know, I like it when you can see it through my through my shirt, like right after you trim it and you can see the like the little hairs sticking out. It gets longer. It shows more from. Oh, sometimes you can sometimes right after you trim it. If you wear like a moisture wicking polo, it'll like get hung up on it. If you get, because when you trim it,
Starting point is 00:36:48 then it's just like, you know, standing at attention and it's just poking. I don't go that short though. There were some outdoor voices shirts that if you trimmed your chest hair at all recently, you could not wear one of those shirts until it got through. Yeah, it needed to soften up on the ends there. What if I model mine in the yellow Academy t-shirt?
Starting point is 00:37:07 That's a joke for just us. That's a great joke. Did we not post a pic of me in there? No. No, I don't even think we took one, dude. I've never seen a, no one has ever been like, you can't wear that shirt ever again. Like I still have a bunch of the Academy stuff
Starting point is 00:37:23 that we got from them. And I think it's very nice stuff. But there was something about this yellow athletic shirt when Dave put it on. Dave has never looked more unattractive in his entire life. It was like a mustard yellow and just the way it fit. It just was bad. I looked bad. Well, you knew it looked bad. We knew it looked bad because everyone was just blatantly like, oh, that's not good. No, no, no, that doesn't look good on you. Like it's not like anyone tried to tip toe around it. blatantly like, oh, that's not good. No, no, no, that doesn't look good on you. It's not like anyone tried to tiptoe around it. It was like, no, Dave, you cannot wear that shirt. It was everyone being like,
Starting point is 00:37:49 Dave, we're not saying you look bad. We're saying that shirt looks really bad. Yeah, the absolutes came through and they all hit me with it. That's a big no. And I wasn't even gonna wear it out. I was just trying it on. It made no sense.
Starting point is 00:38:03 This is right before we smoked ribs and did a live stream. I'm still thinking about those ribs, dude. I've ordered ribs at barbecue joints, hoping, praying that they'll taste like those ribs did, and they just don't. I need you to dry rub me more. I might've, I can make that happen. I might've peaked.
Starting point is 00:38:22 I might've peaked on those. I haven't been able to recreate. Those were really good. But you're not supposed to open it. Yeah. Looking ain't cooking. It's good ribs. Those are good ribs. I had a little somebody in my ear telling me like, all right, pull them out and wrap them. That'd be tight to have a pit master in your pocket. Spray a little, get a little apple sauce or apple juice. Yeah, I mean, mean, time to spray. Keep them moist. Yeah. All right. Now you got to wrap those bad boys now.
Starting point is 00:38:50 Why is it Joe Biden telling me how to do this? Hey, man. Hey, man. Spray those ribs, man. He woke up at four in the afternoon. You know, it wasn't all bad from the orange. He had a couple. I mean, he's maybe he's working on different time zones. 4 p.m. When's the last different time zones. 4 p.m.
Starting point is 00:39:07 When's the last time you slept till 4 p.m.? Monday. I was gonna say, will maybe. I've never done that. Sally told me yesterday, she goes, I knew that you were actually sick on Monday because she's like, I've never seen you sleep more in your entire life.
Starting point is 00:39:22 She's right. I only sleep 30 minutes a day now. That's what's up. You do sleep 30 minutes a day now. That's what's up. Yeah. You do look like you're aging backwards. Thank you. Can we hear from our friends over at Shopify? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:36 I mean, here's the thing. We use Shopify. If you bought something from washedmedia.shop, it's being fulfilled through Shopify. And also if you bought a hat, it's through Dylan Shivery's hands. That's right. They make it easy to automate pretty much anything
Starting point is 00:39:50 from shipping to selling to creating the website itself. It's just a beautiful thing. I mean, all businesses that are selling through the roof are definitely using our friends over at Shopify. They got, I mean, what do we need to know about this? That it's extremely user friendly. I navigate Shopify like I've been using it, like I created the platform myself. It is very easy to use.
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Starting point is 00:41:11 I'm sorry. No, no I honestly what I wanted to follow up with another quote from that movie and I couldn't think of anything that was relevant No, because there's not I just me blurting out random shit go watch that movie if you have it in a while It's a long dude. I tried to watch a river runs through it on Monday because that's what I do on my sick days and Straight-up facts. It's not free anywhere to watch you got to buy that I weirdly watched that over Labor Day weekend at my parents house. It hits dude. Yeah, it hits not sure I've seen it Oh, it's a story of brothers, man. Brad Pitt. Brothers heading in a different direction.
Starting point is 00:41:48 Tear your heart out. Tales old as time. Shout out Robert Redford. Think you ever had a Redford? It's like, dude, I'm doing the thing. I mean, you know, it's very possible. Sure. A popular vehicle.
Starting point is 00:42:02 Else's daily just get around car. Like a Fiesta. Mm-hmm Hey, rest in peace James Earl Jones Things a Michigander one of the best voices Raised in Detroit, I believe I think he was born in the up born raised in Detroit I thought he's born in Mississippi. He was born in Mississippi. You're right. I heard a eulogy I didn't just know that okay, but he was but he was raised in Detroit. Yeah, I think he was something like that I don't know man. He probably loves Michigan either way. I keep seeing the field of dreams clip go around and
Starting point is 00:42:30 I get a little emotional I see field of dreams and I'm like I gotta watch field of dreams Like my dad's favorite movie. It's it's a lot of people's dad's favorite movie. He took us He took us to the field of dreams. Really? Yes and At that age it was pretty sick. I think if I went at a little older of an age, I would have been very bored. Someone told me that. I got to run the bases though. That's cool. Got to go see the little heart inscription on the bleachers that said, Annie, I think.
Starting point is 00:42:58 The Kinsella family, if I'm not mistaken. You've seen Fields of Dreams. Come on, man. I don't know. Come on, man. What's what's the quote Dylan? If you build it, the what? They will arrive. That didn't sound right. They should shorten that to me. So obvious. That's terrible business advice. Uh, in most cases, yeah, build it, man. People will come. Do Shopify if you do. Yeah, certainly. If you're going to build, if you're going to if you're gonna build a baseball diamond in your cornfield based on ghosts
Starting point is 00:43:28 Please use Shopify Shopify.com slash circling less abandoned carts I've abandoned my god, dude. Do not abandon a card in front of Ross ball. Let me tell you that right now Well, we're doing that Is Micah noted just shove his card anywhere guy? That's how it started. That's insane, dude. He said he's a pop it up on the curb guy. That's such an un Micah thing to do though. Yeah. Well, I hope CartonArcs finds him one day and has its way with it. Is that an account? Dude, it's so funny. Do they call people out? Do more than that. It's very aggressive. He uses this super annoying, like whiny voice
Starting point is 00:44:06 and he calls people out and he calls them, why are you, he calls everybody lazy bones? Dude, yes. Why are you such a lazy bones? And he has these magnetic bumper stickers that says like, I'm a lazy bones or something like that. And he sticks it on their car. Oh, that's great.
Starting point is 00:44:19 And they get so pissed off. Oh, that's so good. And they chase him away. It's always confrontational and- He doesn't give up either. If you happen to watch one, you'll watch the next 10. That's amazing. It's very addictive. It's very good. He's so funny. He gets a follow from your boy because I love that. I like putting the cart back. It feels good. He's really good at finding the perfect people to
Starting point is 00:44:39 confront too. The easiest way to have moral high ground in life is just simply putting your cart back and being like, I'm better than all the people that don't. I kind of like the, I like to, you know, and there's already carts in there and they're already like all four fitting together and you try to slide it in like from a little bit of a distance and see if you can get it in the first time. And once it like gets in there and locks in, you're like, fuck yeah. Dude, so. High highlight of my day so his bumper stickers are magnetic like I said he's getting really good at like tossing him so a lot of times the people will get out angrily like like peel it off and throw it and he'll run it and then they'll drive away he'll run out to him and like throw it it's gotta be the funniest thing to witness in person
Starting point is 00:45:21 from a distance. People get so angry. You remember when I put a Matt cell rancho bumper sticker on your car? I'm sorry, dude. I got unjustifiably mad. I don't know why. I don't know why. You've been working at great edge for like a month. I think it's cause it was like the first car
Starting point is 00:45:38 I ever bought for myself. I'd been driving a 1995 Subaru legacy for my entire life. And when I upgraded to the 2005 Ford Fusion, I think I had had some pride there. I also think I took it genuinely as like being like the low man on the totem pole and that everyone was like watching from a window and Grand Ex laughing at me. I'll be honest, I wish I would have left a sticker on
Starting point is 00:45:58 for the rest of the time. It's a good sticker. Yeah. I wish it would have said two large babs, please. My favorite part of the cart narc is that people like, they pay people to come get the carts. And he goes, they pay people to clean the bathroom stoop. Does that mean you should poop on the floor?
Starting point is 00:46:14 It's true. Do you kind of feel like you're taking away their jobs when you're putting away carts though? I mean, somebody's gonna have to bring them back in. Yeah, they still gotta use that machine that brings like 40 of my time back in the store. If you go to the grocery store closest to my place, it is socially acceptable at that grocery store
Starting point is 00:46:30 to ditch your cart underneath the awning right when you exit the place. Like everyone's just throwing their cart wherever they are. But not in the parking lot. Not in the parking lot. It's only like in the immediate outside of the place. And that's what everyone does to the point where it's like Oh, well, I guess it doesn't really matter. Yeah, I always try to I always try to bring it to my car and then put it back
Starting point is 00:46:52 That's just the type of person I am. They don't make men like me anymore. I'm cut from a different cloth What if Micah showed up in carton arcs one time? It would make me so happy I'll tell you this you fucking if you're in Como and you pull up to a Randall Ines and you don't put your car back You better watch out buster. Oh, hey, oh. They're sending Luca toward you buddy. Put the car back. You're gonna meet the wrong guy.
Starting point is 00:47:12 You're gonna meet Bruno and Luca. Oh, they're gonna take you down to the gas station. You're gonna fill you up. What does that mean exactly? I just started listening. They're gonna take a bunch of Italian taquitos. Okay. Shove them in your mouth. Plump you up.
Starting point is 00:47:30 Okay. I'm going to plump you up. That's if you cross over to like Austria. Yeah, you're okay. That is a very good poll. Dude, Sally and I almost, we thought about going to Switzerland for like an hour just to say we went to Switzerland because it's so close.
Starting point is 00:47:47 It's right there. I regret not doing it. I didn't like driving there. Looks dope. Switzerland? Yeah. Yeah. Apparently they're taking all the doctors from Italy.
Starting point is 00:47:57 Really? Yeah. The second Sally heard that, she looked at me and I was like, we're not moving to Italy. Like Dr. Mario? He was a plumber. He was a doctor too. That's good. Mario? He was a plumber. He was a doctor too. That's good Randy, he was a plumber.
Starting point is 00:48:07 Hey, did you guys watch the US Open Final on week one NFL Sunday? No. I saw the memes. Fritz versus Sinner. I don't watch tennis. Oh, I put the wrong link in. You did.
Starting point is 00:48:19 Well, after Sinner won, he went into the crowd, dappin' up his team. Suddenly you just see him walk to a row back Number one, he went into the crowd, dapping up his team. Suddenly you just see him walk to a row back and he just starts hugging Seal. I was like, dude, a young guy like this having Seal in his entourage is so positive aura that I can't even fathom what's going on right now. How do you get Seal in your entourage in the first place?
Starting point is 00:48:41 I wonder how much Seal's back cataloging works. You don't see Seal in public too much, unless he's just like not a big name anymore that people don't care. Dude, everyone cares about Seal, dude. I don't think so. He's got bangers. Kiss from a rose?
Starting point is 00:48:53 Yeah, but dude, you're not even a Seal head, dude. I'm totally not a Seal head. He's got hits out there. If you go to his greatest hits album and just press play, dude, I guarantee that you're gonna leave that a different man. Okay. Okay. It's gonna make you wanna put on a full linen outfit and just press play, dude, I guarantee that you're going to leave that a different man. OK, OK. It's going to make you want to put on a full linen, like outfit
Starting point is 00:49:08 and go stand on a cliff somewhere and just have the wind blowing and you're belting it out. It's rooting. I respect his game. I just don't seek out his music. I think he might have stepped out of the marriage on Heidi Klum for a little bit. Is that what happened? He Dave Groll did. I don't know if he had a kid, but I think he might have been a little permissive. You know what? He didn't post on the Grom. We don't know. He didn't have to post on the Grom.
Starting point is 00:49:26 Imagine stepping out on Clumes, man. Yeah, I mean, here's the thing. Like, how do you clume? Hot. Yeah, that's the thing about her. Did she post something recently? Famous for being attractive. I don't know. She do be posted. She's pretty thirsty on Instagram.
Starting point is 00:49:41 She really she really sets it off, though, around Halloween. Are you familiar with her Halloween costumes? No, she does the the most you can possibly do for Halloween. Is she gonna get the Hawk to a costume from spirit Halloween? Oh god, are they doing that? Yeah, it's real shitty. I should probably she getting licensing money for that Does she need to talk to the Paul brothers about getting some? some Lawyers involved. Let me Let me send it to Randy. But yeah, I need to look into her Halloween.
Starting point is 00:50:08 Do we need a hoctua costume? It's shittier than you can imagine. Like I don't even know what that would be. Is it a white cowboy hat? It's the biggest male on. Yeah, she wasn't even wearing this, but she said it. Tell me there's not a name tag included. I'm sending, let me, yes or no on the name tag.
Starting point is 00:50:26 Yes. You say yes. I say yes and then it's really disappointing if so. I've sent, and Spirit Halloween, shout out to them. They pretty much, they don't sponsor Spooky Season as it's Patreon content, but Spooky Season doesn't run without Spirit Halloween. Do I see a name?
Starting point is 00:50:45 Oh my God. There's a name tag. Huck Tua, express lubrication experts. Oh, so this is just like those hats that you got last year for spooky season. Those are hilarious, man. People really dug that. Dave, you can wear this while you're working
Starting point is 00:51:01 on your Sydney Sweeney Bronco. It's 50 bucks. I forgot about your Sydney Sweeney Bronco. It's 50 bucks. I forgot about that. Are you... Hey Dave, odds for episode one of Spooky Season, your Hawk 2? I mean, one in 20? Okay, now we're cooking. Let's do it.
Starting point is 00:51:17 All right, ready? Yeah. One, two, three, five. 13. Shit. No blood. No blood.
Starting point is 00:51:23 I don't know, might just do it anyway. Can you guys think of a random dude you want, or woman that you want in your entourage who would be on the level of just having someone as random as Seale? The only person I can come up with is David Blaine, noted magician. I'll say the guy we met at the BMW thing.
Starting point is 00:51:43 Which one? Rode in a vehicle with him. Oh, okay. He'd be fine. Yeah. Reality TV. That's right. How cool would it be if you won the US Open, you go into the crowd, David Blaine's waiting there for you and it's like, hey dude, make me disappear and then reappear on the court
Starting point is 00:52:00 with the trophy. Dude, I think I'm going carrot top. Okay, carrot top. He's just and he's got some props. He's doing bits and I walk up and he hands me one of the props and people are oh, the bit is that he just gave Dave his props. So when you're when you're walking out for like a UFC fight, you got carrot top in the back with a bunch of props, right? I'm fine with that.
Starting point is 00:52:23 We've already had Zuck out there. I'm gonna go one member of the Blue Man group. No, you can't. You can't break up the group. But he's not, he's not in, he's not painted. So no one knows that it's him. Oh, that's kind of drippy. Yeah. Well, that's like, that's like, if you know, you know, what's his name? Stewart. Stewart. Yeah, he's one of the, he's kind of the OG. Yeah. He didn't found it, but he's been there since the inception. I know him for a while.
Starting point is 00:52:46 I was calling him Stu at this point. I kind of like Darren. He's okay. He's cool. He, you know, he was out for a while. Yeah. He came back in. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:56 He had some problems. He had to deal with personal. He went to rehab. Well, I wouldn't say that, but yeah. They're the blue man group. They're people just like us, only they're blue. They don't talk. Stuart stays in character all the time.
Starting point is 00:53:08 Which made it hard for therapy. Yeah. It's hard to get anything out of him as he's a Blue Man. Sure. What do you do if you're in rehab and a dude shows up in full Blue Man costume? Why haven't we done Blue Man group yet for a costume? Can that be spooky season? I think it's just the logistics.
Starting point is 00:53:30 Yeah, I don't think you can just go buy a blue man costume. He is trying to talk it out because that's hilarious. You guys have to do it. We have to do blue man group. I want to do blue man group. How do we do it? Just paint ourselves? Yeah, we'll get the caps. Wear a swim cap. Or we can shave our heads and paint our heads. That's a little much. Easier for some.
Starting point is 00:53:51 Swim cap and blue paint, that's all you need. Yeah, I think we blue man group it. There's just paint all over the studio. I considered it for spooky, but my only thought was like, I didn't know how to find a paint that wouldn't ruin the studio or ruin all, you know what I mean? Let's look into it.
Starting point is 00:54:09 Oh no, oh no, Dave, Dave got Blue Man Group stuff all over our studio. Like that we can, we can enjoy that forever. Someone would be mad about that. You said there's just a handprint on the mic, Scott like, I don't know, fuck it, let's do it. Just fuck the studio. Who cares It's blue grease paint overlay over latex bald cap
Starting point is 00:54:33 Grease paint is what they use. Okay I'm not familiar with grease paint. I'm not familiar pretty much an oil-based guy these days familiar grease lightning though, I am Hate that movie. There's one on Amazon. No, this isn't it. Oh yeah, it's just like the green man suit that we have. It's that, but it's blue. No, no, we're painting ourselves. I agree. We're not doing morph suits, dude. Well, you can do the suit
Starting point is 00:54:55 and it has a whole cutout in the face and you paint just a little part of your face. We're doing this legit. Okay. We need a listener to come paint us. Get Callie back. She did your Joker makeup, didn't she? offer Kali she did let's offer Kali some financials to come in and paint us blue hey we need you to take a personal day
Starting point is 00:55:13 to come paint us she would she would do it yeah she's a real one she nailed the Joker makeup you guys mind if we take a quick trip down to Peru? There's some really fucked up shit happening down there right now. Okay. So, you guys familiar with aphrodisiac frogs? Yeah, I mean a little bit. I think Hulamongus hasn't tried that. I'm only familiar with the hallucinogenic ones. So this article that has also, I've also verified this on noted website vice.com. Good source.
Starting point is 00:55:58 Wanted to verify just because this website is a little smaller, but it says the National Forest and Wildlife Service announced on Thursday that it had found 390 frogs in a cardboard box in a truck in the Puno region Bordering Bolivia the animals were to be taken to the capital Lima Where they are widely used in traditional medicine and in dishes designed to boost customers sex drive You're probably sitting here. Like wait, how do these are they eating these frogs? This says some naturopaths brew a drink from frogs, which they call the Viagra of the Incas, alluding to the medicine used to
Starting point is 00:56:31 treat erectile dysfunction. Are you drinking frog tea to get boners? How do you extract the chemical? My worry is that they're simply boiling these frogs. Oh, I think it's a squirt play. You think? Yeah. Are you? You just hold them like Ruby Red. You just hold them above a little cup and say, hey, we squirt. Two frogs, one cup. Do you get to chill with it after? I don't know, man. Yeah, you smoke cigarettes together? I've worked as a waiter at a restaurant where they did softshell crab rolls one night
Starting point is 00:57:09 and so they had all the softshell crabs shipped in then they made the mistake of giving us each a softshell crab to hang out with for the day so I built a personal relationship with it. Didn't feel good but I did eat it. Yeah. That's like a play chip. Do you want to know the name of the frog? Like the genus? Dude, share it. It's called the Titty Kaká giant frog.
Starting point is 00:57:37 Tell them Atobias culeus. That's the genus species. What's up with genus and species? No, they're having a real problem down there with people eating pet frogs. It's true. It's just a real problem. I saw it on television. I heard that.
Starting point is 00:57:55 Look, I saw it on the TV. Eating frogs. Have you ever had frog legs? I have. They're unremarkable. Yeah, they're just, they're fine. It's something that if you fry it enough, it's fine It's like a rattlesnake
Starting point is 00:58:11 I've never done rattlesnake. I've done alligator Same gator tails. Yeah, we know you have Yeah, we know Dylan yeah, I think drugs are funny I've eaten actual gator tail. That's what I was talking about. Not cocaine. I don't do cocaine. Okay. David. Wait, are you going to do it again? Texas, they play Florida?
Starting point is 00:58:34 Yep. Okay. You going to get you some? November 8th, I think. Yeah. If the opportunity presents itself, I will partake. Can the absolute boys just get together one day if we don't have tickets for a game and just go to Texas Chili Parlor and just get absolutely obliterated?
Starting point is 00:58:51 Yeah. That's my only request. I would prefer that this happen in like November. When it's cold? Yeah, I want it to be freezing cold outside. I want it, like if there's a game where the weather is just freezing fucking cold. We should.
Starting point is 00:59:03 I want to go to Texas Chili Parlor and I want to drink a million draft beers while eating so much chili. I've only been there twice and both times I was browned out. That sounds excellent. Yeah. No one goes there sober. Let's pick a game.
Starting point is 00:59:14 Yeah. The more you talk, Dave, the more facts you'd be spitting. Like, you're not walking in there like, it's like it's on campus, right? Or like right next to it. Yeah. Because most of my, the two times I've been have been game day. Yeah, just don't order a Chilton They will look at you to the point where you just have to leave. It's a it's a long neck Establishment. Yeah. Yeah, they don't have drafts there
Starting point is 00:59:37 They might I don't know but the only times I've ever been it's they probably got some original recipe vortex bottles back there somewhere Well, now we're talking I'm gonna make my vortex bottle ranking of Austin, Texas Which bars are most likely to have some original recipes? That would be a fun Texas dive segment. Yeah. Yeah, I bet he could track them down probably If Texas wins the natty this year, I'll drink it All right, so you're going to drink it because that's going to happen. Stop it, don't say that. What are you doing?
Starting point is 01:00:08 You intentionally- They're very good. He's intentionally cursing them. Oh my God, why do you, I can't even talk about how good they are. They're good. They're very good. So is Georgia and Ohio State and some other teams.
Starting point is 01:00:21 Don't worry, Don, I got you. They're not gonna win the national championship this year. Dylan's averseness, you've been talking about it, shows how positive he is that this is a possibility. He did this last year too. He got mad when I said. Last year was a little bit more time to cheat. This year I'm dead serious.
Starting point is 01:00:36 I never felt confident last year. This is a better team. Who was that Washington QB last year? Michael Pennex. What's his deal? Is he starting anywhere? He's back up in Atlanta. He's back up in ATL.
Starting point is 01:00:51 Oh, that's not good for him. He might be in sooner or later because- Cousins bad? It doesn't look very mobile on that rehab Achilles. Okay, okay. I was going to say, he looked like an NFL quarterback against Texas. Right next to 25. Right by the Capitol is where it is.
Starting point is 01:01:06 Lavaca in between 14s and 15s. You like how he's like, all right, let's get out of this national championship. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You gotta move it on. Let's look at some maps like real dudes. Quinn is the Heisman favorite at the moment. I noticed that, yeah. I think the center is gonna win that lineman award.
Starting point is 01:01:21 Talk to me on October 20th, Dave. I don't fucking know. My father-in-law was feeding me takes last night. Jake Dagers. Talk to me on october 20th day fucking my father loves feeding me takes last night jake majors talk to me on october 20th i am very high on them he's so high on the longhorns he's so horny just that was beautiful come on. We'll sit in the garage eat some frogs Okay, it's $14,500 if you get caught with one of those Fox worth it How much is one like if you want to do it the right way? I don't know
Starting point is 01:01:55 I don't know if it's price per frog or if it's priced by like per tea Hmm if someone's like hey this frog tea if you drink it like you're not gonna like tweak out or anything But you might get you can get crazy if you drink it, like you're not gonna like tweak out or anything, but you might get. You're gonna get crazy horny. Yeah, like you're not definitely turning it down. Like I'll try it. So it's gonna happen.
Starting point is 01:02:14 Why doesn't Budweiser bring back the frogs? Bud. Why doesn't Miller Lite bring back Vortex bottles, David? I'm saying like, I just feel like the vintage thing. Remember when Miller Lite went back to the vintage can and it was like a big deal? Yeah. Why isn't Highlife bringing back the Highlife guy? Dude, isn't he might've passed. Oh, I hope not. This guy is the Highlife guy. Living the Highlife. Who had the guy that was the beer. It would bring him into the gas station.
Starting point is 01:02:42 Keith Stone. Oh, no, no, no, no. I think it was the Highlife. He would like, he was the, he would bring, he was the wheeling him in on the dolly. Oh yeah. That's the high life guy. Is that who you're talking about? Yeah. Bad news, boys. High life guy's dead. Pour out a high life. No. Wendell Middlebrooks died on March 9th, 2015. No, then don't bring it back. Don't even try. How was he? Leave that legacy to him. He was born in Fort Worth, Texas. Funky town. Man, that's tough, Dave. How did he pass? You know, he was just found unconscious in his home. He was pronounced dead on arrival. He had a pulmonary embolism. That was, yeah. Man, rest in peace, Wendell.
Starting point is 01:03:30 It's hard to bring the show down. Yeah. I can't hit that this weekend a fun theme song. Someone talk about something. Let's watch Heidi Klum videos. Yeah. Yeah, Heidi Klum still got it. It's crazy that an SI swim model whose grace numerous covers of the swimsuit issue would still have it, you know.
Starting point is 01:03:47 Good for her. Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I like to turn on. Bro, bro, bro, there's a crazy event happening. Let's just go have fun and then go alone. Let's go. TDs baby. Tuddies. Take it to the house. Whatever you call a touchdown, they matter more at DraftKings Sportsbook, an official Sportsbook partner of the NFL. You guys ready to place your first NFL bet?
Starting point is 01:04:19 I bet you did last week because you guys are absolute savages. Try betting on something simple like one player to score one touchdown. I like that. I like going in the end zone. I act like I've been there before when I get there though. I bet you don't use hand the ball and just run up. Barry Sanders style, baby. That's what I do.
Starting point is 01:04:37 And I want to bet walk by my wife, hand her my phone, go crack a beer. That's so cocky. What did she say? She's like, thanks. Yeah, she just transfers it to her account. Oh, nice. Alright, who we betting on this weekend? Score a Tud? Yeah, I mean, if you would have listened to me last weekend, David, we'd be flush with cash right now. You got Dave. We didn't get to do any bars last weekend, right? We didn't get to do any bars last weekend, right? And CD didn't get any, did he?
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Starting point is 01:06:50 Dylan what are you doing this weekend? Dude you kind of ate that. That was amazing but uh don't we have uh another little sponsor? Yeah after that's for our final segment. Randy? You need to chill out my friend. You're not allowed to do two sponsor reads within five minutes of each other. I thought you've been there before dude. I asked you at the beginning. W did well on top of this shit.
Starting point is 01:07:06 Randy was just dragging his feet into the end zone with the football, and some dude just came up behind him and swatted out. I asked before the episode, said, we're doing it back to back, and you said yes. Randy, don't you think we're the Chiefs right now? It's like you don't know. It's like you don't expect the show. Jeez.
Starting point is 01:07:22 You know what we're doing. You absolute freak. What are you going to do? Say use code much dip. What are you doing this weekend, Dylan? Oh, I guess you're the host now, huh? Oh, yeah. Oh, hey, the big hosting fans guy.
Starting point is 01:07:36 Hey, hold on, I'm a cold sponsor. Hey, you're a regular host now. Is that our first look? Call Ricky, update the logo. Randy's hosting the show now. We're ringing in a new guy. Hope it's okay. Trying to do my job as producer.
Starting point is 01:07:50 Anyway, I don't have a ton going on this weekend. No, you don't say. So the following weekend is a big one, so I probably won't be doing anything crazy. It might be a Maddow Ranchos trip in my future. I get parts Saturday, Sunday. He's got baseball practice Sunday. He's going to watch a very mid slate of college football Saturday. Oh, is it not good this weekend? There's not much happening.
Starting point is 01:08:14 There wasn't much outside of Texas, Michigan last weekend, but you know, early season. Not a lot of conference matchups. A little pick up in octobes. But yeah, just gonna be a low key weekend for your boy. Gonna get outside hopefully and get some sun and. It's too warm. Yeah. It's gonna be a hot one. That's it, man.
Starting point is 01:08:33 That's it. Hey, Tomasco, for whatever news outlet you work for, we're not on a different planet. Still humid here. Dylan boldly proclaimed that the humidity had lifted. I don't know why this is so weird. Bro, dude, acts like you've been had lifted. I don't know why this is so weird. Bro, dude, acts like you've been there before. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:08:49 Over the weekend, it lifted. We had our moments. I wouldn't know. Didn't leave the house. I'm looking at, I'm trying to find the slate now that Dylan has said it's not great. I don't think it's great. Is Dylan not a ball-knower?
Starting point is 01:09:02 No, Dylan knows ball, just I wanna make sure what, Dylan sometimes pooh-poos things, you know, Dylan sometimes poos poos things. You know what I mean by poo poo? I think so. Is it kind of like he down talks them in a way? Yeah, it's like dismissive of. You know what I'm saying? I like you just talking about your weekend.
Starting point is 01:09:16 I like that term because the juxtaposition of the poo and the poo. No, there's no juxtaposition there. It hits. It's not a juxtaposition play. Don't poo poo it, dude. OK, they were you getting into this weekend? Well, of course, my weekend pretty much starts Thursday night.
Starting point is 01:09:34 Well, I guess I guess he's poopooing this game. I don't know. Texas State Bob Gatts hosting the Arizona State. Not a little weekend, though. We're already doing kicks off Thursday. Thursday night. Hold on, so we already have early games? I love the mid-week game. Those have been going on since week one. You know a player doesn't have to be watching.
Starting point is 01:09:57 I was in Lake Como. Dude, you got the Bobcats on ESPN. He was at Randalline, he's buying cured meats. He was trying to enjoy himself. You got the Bobcats on ESPN. Couldn't enjoy, simply couldn't enjoy myself. Look at Dylan now, he's buying cured meats. He was trying to enjoy himself. Got the Bobcats on ESPN. Couldn't enjoy, simply couldn't enjoy myself. Look at Dillon now, he's trying to backtrack. Oh, but he's not so bad.
Starting point is 01:10:10 Look, the two unranked teams, but why is ESPN doing a standup with Bobcat Goldthwait? Randy kind of just torpedoed the show. Dillon, you're try to tell me that but BC Missouri doesn't do anything for you. I am. That's what I'm trying to tell you. Notre Dame, Purdue. I'll be watching.
Starting point is 01:10:36 Notre Dame, dude. I didn't, I have not gotten. It stink baby. I have not gotten as much joy out of that Northern Illinois win, like out of a random game in a long time. You see the coach in tears after the game. Yes. Loved it. That, that I want win, like out of a random game in a long time. You see the coach in tears after the game. Yes.
Starting point is 01:10:47 Loved it. I loved the fact that everyone loved him, but when Sherron, what's his name? For Michigan, when he started crying after, everyone was like, dude, shut the fuck up. And it's just. Oh, last year? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:11:04 When he got his first dub. Yeah. As Mm-hmm. He did go for it. Oh Yeah What the fuck you do is hate on Michigan? Um, I don't know Dylan said my weekend can't start on Thursday night So that's messed up. I guess so. When does it start for purposes of the Segui? Friday afternoon just talk about you. Yeah, let's do Friday afternoon. Hey, as soon as I slam my laptop shot. There you go. You did the thing. You did it. Hey.
Starting point is 01:11:31 Where were we? T-ball starts back up Saturday. Now for me, I'm not playing T-ball. Oh, I thought you joined a men's league and I thought that sounds fun as hell. Do they have that? They should. They should try pretty dangerous. Um, but I'll be out at the old diamond, the old ball diamond out there.
Starting point is 01:11:52 New team, new coach. I love a good ball diamond. New play new players. I don't know what this team's going to look like this year, you know? Um, so expectations are pretty mid, I guess. You just got to see what you got. I'll be helping out with practice as I usually do. And that'll be delightful.
Starting point is 01:12:14 But yeah, again, Thursday night, tune into ESPN, watch them Bobcats hosting. The two and a Bobcats hosting the Arizona State in San Marcos. Friday, Friday evening is going to be a lay low. Maybe Friday night Friday night is going to be the night I start industry. Okay. And if I will, I will absolutely. Can I give you a little, can I give you a little Intel on industry, David? I don't think the first season of industry is nearly as good as seasons two and three. I also don't think that it's like, Oh, you got to bide your time through the first season. Like a lot happens, but the way that they step up their game in two and three, it just
Starting point is 01:12:47 makes it all so worth it. Good to know going in. It's funny because I think Duda, when he recommended industry a while back, said that season one was the best season. And I'm wondering if it's just more debaucherous. I think it's just gotten more ridiculous. Like I think I don't want to say that industry is like the perfectly written show or like whatever but from an entertainment standpoint alone it is the most entertaining thing I have going right now.
Starting point is 01:13:11 I am going to start the perfect couple this weekend though. Getting a lot of love on Netflix. Don't know that one. Nicole Kidman? You gotta be kidding man. You know my issue with it is someone who read the book and has watched it like it's just it's Not true to the book. Yeah, that's facts, dude. I'm stealing catpats takes. I'm sorry That is the rub on it though. Mm-hmm. That's what people be saying Saturday evening a couple of my absolutes are reaching out and I'm thinking about maybe doing something but we'll see We'll see Texas UTSA is gonna be interesting It's a down UTSA team, but could be a trap game for Texas. They have McNeese next week
Starting point is 01:13:52 What do they got next week? Yeah, it's a trap game. It's not I feel like it has got throttled by Texas State. Oh UTSA Yeah, and you're right. Plus, I mean, Texas, I mean, look, we've already talked about it, like where their season's going. They're destined for greatness. Dude, I really, I'm very high on them. Okay, and that's it.
Starting point is 01:14:20 William? You know, here's the thing, Friday night, I'm doing absolutely nothing, chilling at home home probably starting the perfect couple Now that I'm through love Island, I can actually start some great series very excited about that Saturday morning waking up early 630 a.m. We got a Manchester United game immediately following immediately following that taking Fritz to a second soccer game We've had to promise him a spider-man soccer game. We've had to promise him a Spider-Man Lego set in order to make sure he gets on the field this time. We're gonna see if Sweeten in the Deal
Starting point is 01:14:50 works. He had confidence going in the first game until the rest of the team showed up and he got a little intimidated so we're gonna get him over that. He's enthusiastic about going to practice in general so I'm just gonna try to make this work. He did get the number seven Christiano Ronaldo jersey. So, you know, he's destined for greatness. Yeah, you got to step up if you're wearing that number. Yep. Yep. And then I don't really know. I think it might be a grill, a grill play. I've got some salsa that just needs to get put over some meat. And so I think it might be time to get a stake out. I was thinking that you were gonna go get a grill.
Starting point is 01:15:27 I thought you were gonna say that you thought I was gonna go do a stake out somewhere and just like, yeah, just be watching someone from my car. When Harriet the Spy came out, I went around my neighborhood of binoculars and was just spying on all my neighbors trying to get the dirt. You know, that's what Carton Harkes does.
Starting point is 01:15:40 He just stakes out in the parking lot. It's great. I might start doing, I might just start submitting videos to him. You should. Magnetic bumper stickers is actually a genius idea. Yeah. More cars should just have that.
Starting point is 01:15:51 Is there anything worse than having to peel off a bumper sticker that's been there too long? No, there is something worse Dave, getting egg off the back of your car when it's been sitting in a hundred degree heat all day. You shouldn't have ran a stop sign or whatever you did. Every single time I go through that intersection now, I think two things. One, how bad I feel that I almost hit her.
Starting point is 01:16:09 But then I immediately think to myself, she should not have been running on this side of the road. You should drone egg her. I was thinking about it. We're gonna make that happen. There's a listener out there who can 3D print an egg dropping device for a drone. Do we still have Dronehawk?
Starting point is 01:16:26 Yeah, we do. Okay. Okay, okay. And then yeah, Sanda, you know what it is. Detroit Lions, dude. I didn't get to see any snaps the other night because I was thrown up. So I'm very excited to actually watch the game.
Starting point is 01:16:38 Who do they got? Is it Tampa or is it Atlanta? I think it is Tampa. Okay. Ooh, Brian Hoyer. It's not. Okay. Yeah, Brian Hoyer, Brian Hoyer. Someone send Randy a Brian Hoyer jersey, please.
Starting point is 01:16:52 I want that spooky season. I don't need that. Yes, you do. Who's the guy you look like? Oh, the one that you guys tweeted about yesterday? Randy looks like a guy. I've been, I got a DM earlier about how Randy looks like a guy. I've been I got a DM earlier about how Randy looks like Harry Kane. Uh Randy looks like an American version of Harry
Starting point is 01:17:10 Kane. Okay because Harry Kane just looks very British. I would say Randy's more handsome. Yeah classically handsome. Legitimately like no glaze. You're more handsome than Harry Kane. Philip Forsberg. I don't know who that is. I think he's a hockey player. Is he the son of Peter? Great hair. Some of the best hair you'll ever see. He looks very alpha.
Starting point is 01:17:33 I don't think we look as different as like Hot Jared and me do. Let me see. No, you don't look that much like Harry Kane. You look more like the guy who skateboards in as if movie. Breckenmire as if movie Breckenmire. Yeah. Breckenmire Alicia.
Starting point is 01:17:48 So what's the movie? Was that clueless? It's definitely not the as if movie that was pronounced clue. Last. Ah, can we talk small biz September real quick? Oh yeah. Show him, Randy. You show him real quick.
Starting point is 01:17:58 Sorry. He pulled them up. I mean, yeah, it does look like me. It looks a lot like you get that fucking hair. Yeah. He's got that floppy flow. All right. It's so Randy coated though. Should I do the same face here?
Starting point is 01:18:11 The same smile? Not doofy enough. Not doofy enough? Yeah. His mustache is bigger than mine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Certainly. He's curling it too.
Starting point is 01:18:22 Whoa. He's probably bigger than you. I think he's a professional hockey player. Yeah, he is. No offense. Small Business September. You're probably sitting here like, what is Small Business September? It's where we call out backers businesses that are small so we can help them become
Starting point is 01:18:35 midsize. That's right. Yesterday, we had a cold call. It was with our friend Rebecca. Her name's Rebecca Kinsey. She has Navigating Wellness. It's a navigating wellness journal. It's a year-long guided journal by counseling psychologist Dr. Rebecca Kinsey. Shout out to Dr. Rebecca. Dr. Becks as we call her. Psychologist. The journal provides prompts and
Starting point is 01:18:58 reflection exercises designed to guide you through a year of self-discovery and growth. The prompts are rooted in research-backed psychotherapy practices and positive psychology. It can be found on Amazon by simply searching Navigating Wellness by Rebecca Kinsey, and it's also available in paperback and hardcover for the true ballers out there. We're going to put a link to this in the description of the episode. So if you want to go on a journey, now's a great time to do it. She's also just a delight. Is fall like the best time to start journaling? A bunch of you are like, oh, I'll do it in 2025. Like, I'll do it. Why you gotta at me like that?
Starting point is 01:19:31 Come on, dog. The second or the best time to start journaling was yesterday, the second best time is today. You're never gonna be as young as you are right now. That's right. You're 40. Thank you, yes, that's true. Almost 41, next month.
Starting point is 01:19:46 Next month. I need to think about that. You're turning 31 before I turn 37. You're gonna be 40 soon. You mean 41? 41. Yeah, dude. Yeah, I'm older than you. I don't freak with numbers. 37. What? I feel like I've been 37 for like three years. You're always 37 in your hometown. Yeah, I live in Austin right now though. Right. It's fair. Yeah, I don't want to turn 41. Yeah, I live in Austin right now though. Right, it's fair. Yeah, I don't wanna turn 41. Yeah, I wouldn't either dude. 40 is like, yeah, I just turned 40. 41 is like, I'm in my 40s.
Starting point is 01:20:11 I'm in my 40s. Bullshit. Bullshit. It's not that big, I mean, it's just aging. 40 is basically late 30s. Should talk to Dr. Rebecca Kinsley about aging. Yeah, you probably, maybe, I don't even know if, you might just wanna talk to her. We talked to her yesterday. You might wanna skip the journal phase. I said Kinsley about. Yeah, you probably you've maybe I don't even know if you might just want to talk to her.
Starting point is 01:20:25 We talked about the journal phase. I said, Kinsley, sorry, Kinsey. You should just talk. You should just took over yesterday and just like just started like a trauma. So a quick five minute. So, yeah. Hey, yeah. Shout out to Dr. Kinsey. I said that, right? Yeah, Ken. No, it's Kinsley. Kinsley. No, it's Kinsley. Kinsey. No, Dylan just said
Starting point is 01:20:46 it wrong. Can I put out into the backer universe a friend James? Again? An Austinite? Look, he's got a good Rezzy. I'm looking at it right now. Partnerships manager, content strategist. Let's go James. Led a cross-functional team working to define and implement paid and earned GTM strategies, of course. Dude, we know what that is. His teams, they cross functions. I mean, monitored engagement data across campaigns, analyzing user behavior, growth, and trends
Starting point is 01:21:16 to inform strategy and optimize performance. Can we take his resume and can we reformat it with chat GPT to make it all Gen Z slang? I'm sure Brett can. Yeah, Brett can probably handle that. And like, he's probably already done it. James is looking for opportunities. So if you're looking, he's got good skills.
Starting point is 01:21:35 He's an Oregon grad. So he's a big 10 guy, an old school big 10 guy. How much is that new big 10 commercial hit going from West coast to East coast? Just gas. So good. Old school Big 10 guy. Old school Big 10. How much is that new Big 10 commercial hit going from West Coast to East Coast? Just gassed. So good. So yeah, hit me up if you're interested and if you got any opportunities with the company,
Starting point is 01:21:52 let me know. This is small job seeker September as well. Fuck yeah. If you guys have a small business September, send it to brett at washmedia.com and we'll put it on there. If we don't get to it during a normal episode this week, usually at the end of the month, we'll just read off a whole list of them. So make sure you get it in because we'd love to shout you guys out. We'd love to get you guys some more business because you allowed us to earn your business. Let's
Starting point is 01:22:20 get out of here. Bye.

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