Circling Back - Unprovoked Smoke & Dillon Sending It

Episode Date: October 19, 2020

Recapping Dillon's Birthday Weekend in Fun, the parachute guy who got sucker punched by a kangaroo, how to handle a "Do I know this person?" situation at the bar, shit we're watching, reading some recent reviews, and Brett's Breaking News. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (12:17) Recapping Dillon's Birthday in Fun (38:29) Parachuter Gets Kangaroo Smoke (50:25) "Do I Know This Person?" (1:07:00) Shit We’re Watching (1:11:22) Recent Reviews (1:16:07) Brett’s Breaking News Postmates: Download the app and use CIRCLING for $5 off your first five orders. Sun Basket: www.sunbasket.com/steam (STEAM for $35 off) Ritual: www.ritual.com/circlingback (10% off) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the lodge my name is will defries to my right david carter ruff something's different over here it's almost as if our upload speeds have been quadrupled. Wow. I'm just feeling a disturbance in the force. Interesting. The loads are up. Dude, just lightning fast over here. Whoa. Did you get an email?

Yeah. Wow. That uploaded quick. This is crazy, man. Dude. Dork Randy just strolls in here this morning. I gotta do it right now. I support Randy just strolls in here this morning. When are you going to bounce around or not? I got to do it right now. I support Randy 100%. Our internet here stinks.

I'll be honest. I support him now more knowing that Brett could just do it with like the press of a button. I thought it was going to be like a whole

process. We're going to call, get our D's kicked in. But Brett just went online. Like, yeah, let's just do it. All right, line up.

Time to kick your Ds in. Come on. Slamming the door on your D. Yeah, hashtag Chad's been trying to get me to cut the cord lately. And I'm all about it at this point. But, like, I just don't want to deal with talking to a cable company. Don't make me do that. Yeah.

I hear you on that. It stinks. And they try to talk you out of it, you know, all that shit. I can't speak at that shit. But, man, I no cord it's been cut and it's tight i can give you one reason not to cut the cord okay as we learned last night i think we all knew this but youtube tv is about anywhere from 45 to 90 seconds behind at least on on mine. Not on mine, Dave. Well, fuck you. And while twitching with the lads, Randy, J-Bone, and Dorn.

Dude, I sent it last night. No, you didn't. Oh, my gosh. We were watching the NLDS or NLCS, and I was like, we're trying to watch, and they already knew what happened. It's annoying if you're a Twitter, if you like the sync up of Twitter with the game. Yeah. Which I do.

No, I mean, for me, who's not very invested in any baseball or any football right now, Twitter is why I'm watching the game. Unless he was just straight up lying to us about the delay, he called the Cody Bellinger home run right as it happened while we were twitching. Dude, you missed it. I called it way before that. I said, I'm putting in the call.

And then like three minutes later, you're like, wait, what did you say? And I was like, it'll be the opposite of a strikeout. I thought it was like a 20-second deal. Either way, you called it. I did. It was tight. Clip that, Randy. That was a shot, too.

And a fantastic penalty. It was tight. Tight, tight. Cha. The best feeling in sports is what he did last night. It doesn't get better than that. I can think of another. A no-doubter?

I can think of another's feeling. A no-doubter? Just like, what about like, you never put a three-wood on the green? Just like, from deep on a par five? It's tight. Come on, dude. What about a driver off the deck? I'm going to start bat-flipping my 3-wood after doing that.

Tyrell Hatton did. What was that? That's a move I know all too well. His was cool. It has never been in my bag of tricks to let go of a club unless I'm putting it in my bag. And I want to be the guy who knows his shot's going to be that bad in the beginning to just let the club drop, but for some for some reason it's just not there oh I've done it I bet like

a better feeling in sports would be like if you were in the octagon with Dylan and you just landed a foot to his face and he just went out and then you got a couple in before the ref jumped on him dude why would you do that just to make sure just let me be knocked out in peace he says start stomping on my face and all that stuff we got dylan shivering in the building what's up man how was nature's glizzy that you had right before we started podcast i just ate a banana it's not nature's glizzy no it's not nature's glizzy dude what what food is more nature's glizzy than a banana uh uh just a sausage that grows out of the ground? Like off a sausage tree?

I don't know. You're probably a big jackfruit guy. Jackfruit is not a good alternative to meat. I just want to put that out there. No. I've never had it. I refuse to eat it.

I will say this. Well, it's not a viable alternative. It's the best alternative I've had. Aren't the other ones like the impossible? a viable alternative. It's the best alternative I've had. Aren't the other ones like the impossible? Isn't it like loaded down with all sorts of random shit too?

Like, so like probably the net benefit from it is like, if anything, it's negligible. Yeah. Yeah. Hard to say. Jack, I've had Jackfruit once and I was like,

you know what? I get it. But at no point am I like, Oh, I want that Jackfruit taco over there. Jackfruit taco. Why is it called jackfruit? It's just weird.

You know. Some dude named Jack discovered it or what? Yeah. He was like, I'm naming this fruit after me because it's meaty. Is there like a Jeff fruit too and a Carl fruit? Billy? Andrew fruit. Jackfruit. Get out of here, Jack. and a Carl Fruit? Billy? Andrew Fruit. Jack Fruit.

Get out of here, Jack. We got Brett Fruit in the building as well. Yeah, I'm on a Jamie Lynn Spears wormhole right now. It's gross, dude. It's quite the situation. Her baby daddy from a long time ago got in trouble with the law relatively recently. For what? Burglary.

Okay. Unsure of what, but. Huh. Dwelling. Yeah, he has a couple mud shots out there. Doesn't look great. Jack Fruit almost sounds like a Dick Tracy villain. Jack the Fruit.

Yeah. Thompson. Oh, Smallface. Remember Smallface? Or no, Flatface. Smallface was the jack-hmm. Old Smallface. Remember Smallface? Or no, Flatface. Smallface was the jack-o'-lantern from the live stream last week. Yeah. Had the little tiny.

Old Smallface, man. It wasn't big enough. Like Charlie Kirk. He's got Smallface. Are you going to do a dinosaur pumpkin for the homie? Ooh, that's not a bad idea. You're not going to. Bitch. He will not gonna. Bitch.

You will really botch that. I will say about it. We'll see. I'll do a dino pumpkin. Man, I stayed up late playing Warzone last night

with T-Bone and J-Bone. The two bones. Y'all made me stick around for one more game. Yeah. Dude, I was just stick around for one more game. Yeah. Dude, I was just sending it all night. Dude,

you absolutely torpedoed our best chance at like a D. Well, we did have a second. I had to send it. You know that. You let me drive a rover. I'm going to send it, Dave.

Just count on that happening. If you don't get the guy. You have said the word send it no less than a hundred times this morning since walking into the studio. You should have heard him this weekend.

Sometimes you just have to. Barstool made a shirt with the word send it on it like three years ago. Like this is the latest you've ever been on something, which is saying a lot. Oh, man. Yeah, I said mobbing like a thousand times over the weekend. And also, let's go. Yeah, y'all were really mobbing at Woodrow's, and I got there and half the table left.

Yeah. We stayed up. We had a good time. You were just getting your dick kicked in on Saturday for reasons unknown. I was just getting text updates from Dave just being like, I'm going to try to do something. What was wrong? What happened?

We were buying a baby. Should we save it for this weekend or recapping this weekend? Yeah, I'll save it. I don't want to. It wasn't. I'm not steaming. Let me make that clear. It's not a steam.

It was just where I was at. But we'll table that. Let's get some official business out of the way real quick. First and foremost. Add me on the group. Circling back pod. Just do it. We're at 10.1k followers.

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If you're paying $10 a month, I'm going to say you're getting a steal right there. But you can do it for $5 a month if you just want one or the other. It's kind of an a la carte menu. Tableside podcasts. We also have big news. What is it? Scary's Crew Next dropped yesterday. People have been claiming for these since two Januaries ago.

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So you might be seeing us doing it during off hours more than not now. We can Twitch from home now. Yeah, I'm going to be much more into Twitching from home than getting done recording podcasts and immediately Twitching. So I'm into this. This is fun. Yeah, if y'all want to see me drive a Tac Rover through Verdansk and just serve up a squad on a silver platter,

like, it's there for you. It's on Twitch. Just like 12 minutes of, like, good looting, stacking cash, just all thrown away because Dylan wanted to get a kill running somebody over. Stopping right in front of four guys while you're sitting duck in a car. I can do that for you. I can deliver that. Big.

Twitch.tv slash Wash Media. What's the movie about the driver? Watch Dylan send it. Baby Driver or whatever? Baby Driver, yeah. There's also one with... I'm a baby. I drive.

Is that what it's about? Yeah, it's just about a baby. It's like... It's the baby from the dinosaur show from the 90s. I'm the baby. You got to drive me. Not the mama. Not the mama.

Yeah, that's the one. What's the hot dude from The Notebook? Ryan Gosling. Yeah, he's in a movie where he just drives like a madman. Oh, isn't it called... Isn't it just called Driver? Hot Driver. Yeah. Hot Boy in a movie where he just drives like a madman. Oh, isn't it called... Isn't it just called like Driver? Hot Driver. Yeah.

Hot Boy Driver. It's not very good. But he's hot and he's a good driver. The hopes I had for that movie did not meet my actual feelings regarding the movie. Kind of stonk. I'd rather watch Minnie Driver. She's talented. Back in the day.

I'm a Donald Driver guy. Love Donald Driver and Danold. Yeah, Danold's also a good one. Danold. Old Dan Driver. Let's talk about Postmates real quick. If you're like me, you start thinking about what to eat for dinner while you're eating lunch.

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To save $5 on your first five deliveries, download the app and use code CIRCLING. That's code CIRCLING for $5 off your first five orders when you download the Postmates app or sign up online. Anything you need, anytime you need it, just Postmates it. All right, let's recap this weekend in fun. Let's really get into it. Dylan, you want to start off? Yeah, why not? I'll kick this thing off

so friday uh was was just a great day uh we played golf that was that was friday that was friday wow that's why does it feel like it was two weeks ago because you're fucking wasted yeah because you were mobbing dude we played golf at jimmy clay and i say we it we. It was me, Brett, Dave, Klein. Klein surprised us with a 32-ounce Miller High Life champagne of beers. They were so big they wouldn't fit in our cup holders. So we had to put them in the little... The sand holder. The sand holder on the back of the car. And guess what?

It doesn't have the same effect as a cooler. No, no, no. In fact, it was just baking in the sun. But still still a fantastic beer of course um we played golf a couple guys broke 80 not a big deal i'm not one of them unfortunately but it was fun i had a great time and then we went to matt's el rancho and we were just straight mobbing there oh my gosh a little birthday sy for your boy. We were running 13 deep. Everyone in this room was there.

Some significant others. Brett. No, we're not doing that. It was a lot of fun. And our waiter, for whatever reason, decided to just keep bringing us drinks that we weren't asking for. He put them on the bill, of course, but we would order one martini. Yeah, that was one of the more pricey Venmo requests

I've received. No one's spending $70 a person at Matt's. It just doesn't happen. Yeah, that's very tough to do. He was taking some liberties. I'll just say it. Anyway, that was fun. After Matt's, we went to Gibson Street Bar down the street for some spooky drinks that they weren't actually serving.

So we just got regular drinks there. I didn't realize they had an outdoor component to Gibson. I guess that just shows I never go to Gibson. I think they have a back, too. Oh, yeah. Yeah, the back deck. You've got to be careful with the back deck, though. Why?

Because people blast heaters back too. Oh, yeah. Yeah, the back deck's tight. You've got to be careful with the back deck, though. Why? Because people blast heaters back there. Oh, yeah. So if you're at all averse to smoking heaters, it's probably not the place for you to sit back and have a beer. We were basically on the sidewalk. We were on the part right under that. Yeah, on the front. Nobody else was out there. It was kind of tight.

Yeah, I guess it wasn't on the front. That's good. It was cool. Saturday went to Little Woodrow's, man. Watched Ole Miss, unfortunately, take the L. But it was fun of tight. Yeah, I guess it wasn't. That's good. It was cool. Saturday went to Little Woodrow's, man. Watched Ole Miss, unfortunately, take the L. But it was fun. Yeah. Yeah.

Arkansas's back. They don't look bad. They took Auburn to the last couple seconds there. Beat up on Ole Miss. Had a quiet night in Saturday night. And Sunday, I was on South Congress all morning and early afternoon wow

Lauren we had a nice do what? SoCo some people call it that I just call it South Congress not a big deal really gotcha

a lot of new shit's going on down there did you lime to SoCo? stop SoCo love is gross there's a new little can I put that out there? a new little

a little strip center that's a bad shot not when you're 21. No. You're right. And it was my panic order for a group. Like, oh, SoCo Lab. For sure.

Like, when I was ordering shots at that age, even like underage, like got into the bar and stuff, SoCo Lime it was. SoCo Lime, because I think it was one of the few things I knew what it was. I just liked SoCo back in the day, dude. God. I had peach daddy. You're so frat, dude. Yeah, I just like peach. I was drinking grainCo back in the day, dude. God. I hate Peach Daddy. You're so frat, dude. Yeah, I just like Peach.

I was drinking grain alcohol back then. That was my panic order. Did brunch at Perla's, my first time doing that. Really, really good. Yeah, that's it. And you had some meals. I had a fantastic meal. Oh, yeah.

Jeez. How many credit card points did you get? Did you get double points at restaurants or what? Your boy was out here eating, feeding. Jeez. How many credit card points did you get? Did you get double points at restaurants or what? Your boy was out here eating, feeding. And sending. Oh, I just couldn't stop sending it. Eat, feed, send, repeat. Yeah.

Wow. That's pretty much it. What's the difference between eating and feeding? Eating is just like, all right, I got to get some calories. And feeding is like, I'm just going hard. Anything. I'm just about to get bloated. Like this is probably going to cause leaky gut.

Oh, dude. I'm just saying that's the difference. You ask the question. That's so unnecessary. You ask the question, I answer. You're going to have some risky farts the next day after feeding? I had a jam-packed weekend, dog. It was a lot of fun.

Thank you guys for showing up and celebrating me. Are you done? Jeez. Birthday week rolls on. Come on. Yeah. Dude, hell yeah. I don't want to hear anything else about it.

Look forward to it. It's great. You're not even 38 yet, dude. I'm turning 37. You know that, right? I thought you turned 37 on Friday. No, dude. Oh.

Did you ever Venmo me for the golf? Yes, I did, you jerk. First time we actually pay our debts was my birthday weekend. Yeah. Dang. Sad. It's because Dave locked up 24 points in the last hole. Dude.

That course is fun, by the way. Clay's different. I would rather play it than Kaiser, honestly. Same. Why is it my first time playing it? Kaiser has more holes that are just completely head-scratchingly bad. It's 17. 17 is honestly one of the worst holes I've ever played in my life.

And trust me. 16, 17 back-to-back are just trash, really. of the worst holes I've ever played in my life. And trust me. 16-17 back-to-back are just trash, really. I don't hate 16 as much as you do. Nobody knows what we're talking about. I don't even know what you're talking about. I've never played that course. You never played Clay?

I thought you guys played Clay. We did. That's what I'm saying. You never played that? 17 at Kaiser. 18 at Clay is trash, too. Oh, yeah. That's trash, too. Yeah, pretty much what Dylan did, minus a lot of it. We had golf Friday. Dinner was good. Saturday, I woke up.

Wasn't feeling real great. We had to do some baby furniture shopping. So, we went to a a place and it was fine. We were finding a glider. Which is like a... Like a hang glider? Yeah. That's tight.

I didn't know you were getting into that. Oh, there you are. That's sick. Most people don't get into that when they're having a kid. Yeah, well, no. It's usually like before you have like

actual responsibilities. That's where babies come from. Hang gliders. They used to be storks. Now they just come in and they're just like, let's die. It's not the jet pack dudes at LAX that are just flying around? They're sending it either way. We play shot roulette at Matt's.

I forgot to mention that. Oh, tequila roulette. Okay. This is interesting. I think this would piss the bartender off. I think so, too. Because he's having to do the same act, but he's not getting paid for the extra shots. Yeah, you're dressing up twice.

We probably just got charged for all tequila. No, we did. I made sure to look at that. We got four. Eight people play tequila roulette. Four tequila shots, four water shots, but they're all dressed the same. It's a fun game. Also, sneaky drinking the warm water with salt out of a shot glass is

arguably worse than just doing the tequila shot. That's why it's fun. I would have traded you. I was like, I didn't need this. I didn't even know about tequila. Yeah, that's fair. Yeah, we went and bought a glider. You sit in it and just kind of rock back and forth, slide back and forth, and it reclines.

Very cool piece of furniture for the nursery. reclines very cool piece of furniture for the nursery but the place we went like i was kind of like you know i was i was coming out of the hangover and i was feeling pretty good but like it wasn't just like all right we'll take this one let's go pay it was um they had to upsell us on on the warranty and then the fabric cleaner and then they had to we couldn't take it home so we had to come back and pick it up but they had to like hand write down like our address and everything it it took 30 minutes from the time we chose which recliner to leaving and it was just we dealt with like three different employees and i was like man you know i just want to just acquire this this thing this piece of property

that i'm interested in it's just weird that that Home Depot does that to people that are walking there but trying to buy baby stuff. It wasn't at what? It wasn't Home Depot? No. I don't want to name them. I don't want to at them. Okay.

It wasn't a boutique or anything, but... A big box baby store. The biggest. Yeah. It was Bye Bye Baby. Got it. Bye Bye Baby. yeah it was bye-bye baby got it bye-bye bye-bye baby met the lads at woodrose had a couple went home had two dinners it was fucking great why'd you have two dinners i was really hungry you were you needed to eat and feast i i did both i fed and ate uh i couldn't decide we did evangelines which is a cajun place down south and i was like man do i want the cajun chicken strips or do i want

jambalaya and i did both wow dude both i did both of them that's sick yeah no sick was me sunday morning as i'm like did you dip the chicken strips into your jambalaya at any point? No, but I did something gross. The dipping sauce, the ranch, Cajun ranch from the strips, I kind of mixed it with the jambalaya. Yeah, I've kind of lost the will to live. Bad boy shit. Giving up. That's what I'm saying.

Dude, hang gliding, just eating recklessly. About to have a kid. Weird. Actually, for spooky season, I'm fang gliding. Gliding my fangs into your neck. Wrong holiday. That was the wrong button. It happens, dude.

Close. But notice the golf. Perfect games. Just done. Yeah, that's pretty much it. I had balls yesterday. Whatever. Yeah, I had the diet circling back weekend, I guess.

I had to buy out of golf night before. Had some official business of life that got in the way, so it just made more sense for me to just say, you know what? Meet you guys at Matt's. We were mobbing, though. I wasn't really on the mob crew, unfortunately, at Matt's. Yeah, you were at the adult table. We were at the kids' table.

Yeah, I wasn't thrilled about my seat at the dinner. It's probably one of the worst seats you could have had at that dinner, particularly. I had nice conversations about television with Alyssa, which was nice. Got to talk to Drew, Lily's husband, about just whatever he wanted to talk about, probably a lot of golf and stuff. He probably talked shit about Tottenham, which that came back to bite him the next day. I saw y'all talking whoop. Yeah, probably talking whoop and shit.

But, yeah, I was at the adult table since we can't have 13 people at one table. So I was trying to mob a little bit. I did have two Mexican martinis in quick succession, and I was pretty hammered. But unfortunately, yeah, I didn't get to mob as much as I wanted to mob. Yeah. I was sitting next to Micah. I know. Micah was wearing his party shirt, his fall party shirt.

I know. Y'all were talking politics. We were talking, like, Cole Campbell and shit. It was totally different vibe. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, next time next time uh a group more than what can go to mats goes to mats i'm probably gonna skip next time you want just just sit at the fun table next time i it was kind of uh it was kind of not really decided for me

like a bunch of people had sat down and i was standing up and i was like okay well there needs to be a chair for this person okay i'm gonna'm going to go sit over here with a table that's four-fifths my relations. Yeah, because that makes sense. Then I woke up Saturday. Your boy had to get up early and watch some footy. All footy. We had the Merseyside Derby, dude. I'll give you $10 if you can tell me what the Merseyside Derby,

what two teams that's between. Merseyside? Yeah, M-E-R-S-E-Y-S-I-D-E. Was Tottenham playing? No, it was Liverpool-Everton. Ooh, draw, draw, right? I didn't do much. Ended in a draw.

Yeah, there was a lot of bloodshed. It was a very aggressive game that people are still mad about on the TL. There were some injuries, maybe one that ended someone's season, maybe one of the best players in the world. That should have been a red card, and it wasn't, but I will say, for a soccer game early in the morning, it got the blood going. How did Salah look? I don't even know. I wasn't really paying attention.

He actually scored his 100th, I think 100th goal for Liverpool that game. Really? Yeah. It was interesting. I was following him and Dominic Calvert-Lewin. How did he look? Dominic Calvert-Lewin. He scored? Yeah, I'm seeing that. Did you have money on that? No.

Come on, dude. I lost four bets this weekend. That's right, I bet. That one bet you lost, I'm not taking credit for that. I gave you all the information I had. I got a tip from someone who got a tip, somebody who hit a big parlay. The tip didn't work out.

In fact, the tip didn't – not only did it not work out, it ended like immediately in – like I texted Will about it, and then like later he's like, oh, dude, your bet's looking pretty good. It was like win or draw. Yeah, in the 80th minute it was good. Things just really went south quickly. You think they lost 4-1? It was the Newcastle-Man U game.

I also had a bet during that game with Fly Fishing Charlie that I won, so I was quite happy about it. I thought Man U was in disarray. They were, and this was them riding the ship and saying, hey guys, we're not that bad. They rallied. They had a players-only meeting. Damn.

Saturday was kind of a lame day. I did have some drinks and a cheese board with Micah. It was supposed to be their wedding day on Saturday. That's right. And so Sally and I decided to bring them a nice bottle of champagne and they had a cheese board ready and so before they went out for their nice steak dinner we we had a couple drinks with them and enjoyed ourselves and then on sunday your boy was just hanging woke up pumped a bunch of sweatshirts out there went and voted so who did you vote for yeah so let's let's break this down i actually brought my ballot in i took

a photo in the thing. Are you allowed to do that? I wrote, no, no, trust me. That's bullshit. The old man outside of the voting facility gave us a 10-minute speech before we went in about how we can't bring our phones in. And we were like, okay, dude. Shut up, old man. Sick.

His name was Wayne. We were like, shut up, Wayne. All right, Wayne. Fuck off, dude. Damn. Yeah, and then after that, your boy just got a brunch off and just chilled. Or did you do brunch? Tiny Boxwood.

I still don't have no idea where that place is. I've heard about it a million times. It could be next door to me. I wouldn't even know. Well, it started in Houston, so a lot of our Houston backers are probably familiar. Dylan, isn't that what they called your dorm freshman year? I don't get it. Tiny Boxwood. Got it.'t get it tiny box wood got it

I do Randy gets it dude like a bear sure over there dork Randy's over there just uploading yeah he's just exporting videos with the hot the highest possible like size, just trying to see how fast they upload. He just loves it. He's so happy today because of the new internet speed. It was huge. Shut up. Was there any Antifa at the polling station? No.

It was really cool. So the polling station said that they opened at 7 a.m. So when we left the house at 11.30, we were like, oh, this will be fine. And they didn't open until noon. So I got to wait outside with a bunch of old people who were probably house at 1130, we were like, oh, this will be fine. And then they didn't open until noon. So I got to wait outside with a bunch of old people who were probably looking at me like, God, I'm going to die because of this wild ass out here. Yeah. Yeah, it was very sick.

Damn. Then Wayne gave his speech, and everyone was standing there like, yeah, you're not giving the speech to every single person that walks up, so can we just go in and fucking vote, Wayne? Dude, take it easy on Wayne, dude. Dude, fuck Wayne. He's just doing his job. Wayne was say did he was he authorized like he worked there he was like a volunteer or whatever oh yeah he was like opening the door for everybody he at one point told a nurse that she didn't need she was wearing her scrubs she could have been a doctor sorry that was very that was very wow sexist of me um he told a medical professional who had no

pockets on her scrubs he's like you don't need that voting card. You just need your ID. And she looked at him and she was like, I don't have any pockets to put my voting card away. That was his heat check for his power trip. Catch me smuggling my voting card in my butt before I vote. Well, I tried taking a photo of mine because I wrote in Kanye Omari West, but then I got yelled at and they took my ballot from me.

So I didn't vote. Oh, did they? Maybe Wayne was in the Proud boys yeah wait yeah he was standing by was he wearing a Hawaiian shirt was he one of the boys like that like he definitely didn't fit him like they were way too big and then he had like a very old man shirt tucked into it I don't know about the proud boys but I know about the loud boys I don't know about the proud boys, but I know about the loud boys.

Always smoking loud. Oh, shit. Moving loud. Sipping it. Let's go. Smoking weed. Burn. Let's burn, dude. Weed.

Voter burn. Right. I was burning your candle, by the way, Will. Bernie Sanders. Panic Room. You burned? Yeah. You burned that shit?

I like Panic Room better than Sunday Scaries. I'm just going to say it. I'm just going to say it. That's fine. There's a reason that there's two. Yeah. There's a reason that there's two. They both serve very different. Which one's flirtier? I think Panic to say it. That's fine. There's a reason that there's two. There's a reason that there's two. They both serve very different...

Which one's flirtier? I think Panic Room might be flirtier, yeah. I expect mine to arrive today. Big. If not, then I don't even know. I'll probably just wait another day. Well, you're not allowed to burn them until Sunday. As long as they arrive by then, we're good. I think I'll decide when to burn my kids.

You don't even burn, dude. Burns on like a Monday. Just watching Monday Night Football. Do you know I burn? Do to burn my kid. You don't even burn, dude. Burns on like a Monday. Do you burn? Just watching Monday Night Football. Dude, you know I burn. Do you burn? For sure. For sure.

Is that going to be another thing you say like all the time now? What? For sure. He's been doing it. This has been happening. For sure? Oh, for sure? For sure?

No. I don't like that at all. For sure. I can't believe I'm saying this because you're so old, but you're somehow getting younger and more annoying. Dude, I'm getting cooler is what I'm doing. You're just going through a midlife crisis. You're just playing.

Maybe that's what it is. You're playing Call of Duty nonstop. You're just brunching again. You're watching Real Bros at Simi Valley. You're just getting younger. Yeah, what's going on here? You're mobbing on the streets. Benjamin Buttoning.

Don't even have the mob are you gonna buy a skateboard we'll see about it please buy a skateboard over your hang gliding so get off my fucking wave that would be windsurfing it's an airwave oh I'm gonna buy like a Camaro next didn't you have that in high school just pop the top on that that's corvette will corvette that's what you're looking for much nicer actually it was fun god do you want to do you want to fill in the blanks on these weekends at all i think i just basically what y'all did except for i bought uh golf shoes which i'm psyched about oh you want my old pair dylan probably please please give dylan something no I'm good, man. And we got

Via 313 on Saturday night. Wow. Have you heard about the news with Via 313? No. They're about to

go nationwide. They got a major investment from a company and apparently they're going to be a nationwide chain now. Man.

Sellouts. Yeah, I don't like Is it only in Austin currently? Yeah. It's weird because it's Detroit style pizza with a 3-area cut.

Now that they're going to be all over the place, I would very much like to see where the founders are from because that might change my opinion of this pizza in a major way. I don't like the fact that they've appropriated Detroit pizza. Jets still goes. Jets is great. Jets is a viable alternative. If you're in Austin and you don't want to go to a food truck or whatever,

or the restaurant, which is always crowded. But so is Via 313. It's really good. Brandon and Zane Hunt grew up in Detroit and were inspired to bring their hometown signature take on pizza to their new home in Texas. What about Mike? Was he involved?

The other brother. Mike Hunt was involved. That's good, man. Hey, man, the backers wanted it, and I hate to say it, they were absolutely right. That needs to be on the main board every once in a while. Have to hit D-man. If you like that particular sound effect, check out Spooky Season.

It just ends abruptly. I did a really shitty Jawa clip in it. No, I clipped the new one. Oh, really? Someone in the comments was like, it's too long. And I was like, all right, I guess I'll cut it off early and make it sound worse. That's why I like it because it just goes on. And Dylan's clearly ready for it to end and it just doesn't.

Oh, they got the bag dropped on them. Dude. It's a private egg. P.A. 313, dude. They get some venture cap. Your mom and pop Detroit-style pizza in Austin, Texas ain't no more, man. It's going the route of Matt's house ranch. Prices are going to go up.

Dude, they're going worldwide like Pitbull. What, Dave? They got some VC to play with. Venture cap. I'm familiar with the term. What about it? They got a little P-Eck. Private equity.

Right, right, right. Is anybody doing private equity? No one's doing P-Eck, dude. It's not a thing. I call it PEC. That's what the guys in the finance world call it with me i'm in it now parks his initials are uh peck was that intentional no i feel like it was now he has to be a peck guy he has to like his old man let's go let's go that wasn't a peck it was a yeah do you know

you got to move your arm to flex a peck do? I make my pec stance without moving my arms all the time There's a twist there There's something going on there Randy, make a gif out of Dylan Trying to flex his things Oh yeah, let's do that announcement Now you can make it four times faster We're gif boys now

Where can we find those gifs? Are we doing it on Twitter yet? What's the deal? We're getting closer. It benefits our company to have this faster internet. Hey, when watched media goes down eventually, I want to go on record saying that Randy in court is going to be like, no, Will was the nicest one. Will was hands down the nicest one. I'm sorry, Randy.

I'm losing my mind. Dylan's gonna be sitting there in a jumpsuit just like... Dylan do you remember saying this? Oh I'm sorry. Randy I appreciate what you do for us. Mr. Shivery we have a list here. You called Randy a stupid dick 43 times between the day of his employment beginning. And it's literally all on camera.

I can't deny any of it. I plead the fifth. between the day of the beginning and it's literally all on camera okay the kid deny any of it I plead the fifth well here's a video of it yeah we have audio and video mm-hmm we've been up Jif's of it look you only make fun of the people you like right that's just how that's how we make fun of you yes Yes, Hall. Yes, Hall. What? Dylan woke up on the wrong side this morning. Dylan, you got the vibe of the dude who drank all weekend. Dude, his meal Friday night, Matt's. Saturday, Jacoby's.

Sunday, Perla's. Like, this dude went off. Yeah, dude, like, we get it. What? We get it, dude. You're Austin Yuppie Scott. I had Domino's for dinner. Lauren was kind enough to buy Jacoby's.

But, yeah, it was not a cheap weekend, I'll tell you that. You don't say. She dropped the bag? Hey, mobbing's not cheap. You know what I'm saying? Are you okay? Did she drop the bag? I don't know. I mean, she paid for dinner.

She was, like, asking, what's the most expensive steakhouse? She wasn't. Yeah, no, she definitely asked. Okay, she goes, what's the best steakhouse in Austin? Of course, I named the most expensive one. I was hoping you would go and have to pay for it. Jeffries. You would find yourself in financial ruin because of it.

Well, thank you. Didn't happen that way because she was nice enough to pay. Right pay for it. Jeffries. You would find yourself in financial ruin because of it. Well, thank you. Didn't happen that way because she was nice enough to pay. Right. You do have Jeffries. Yes. Dude, it's up there. It's got to be. Yeah.

It's a more intimate location. Why is every restaurant in Austin named after a first name? That's new to me down here. It's like Jeffries, Jacoby's. Or Brent's. Bob's.is, Bob's, Josephine House, Bob's, Joanne's, Juliette, Wilmont's. Wilmont's. Yeah, Wilmont's. That's in Austin. Right.

That's why we— I didn't know it had ever been disclosed. I thought it was— Did we just— Did we get some peck to play around with? Don't call it peck. Stop playing peck, dude. No one's doing peck.

We got a little cap. Are you capping? I never cap. No cap, dude. Throw this thing off. You're steady capping, man. Come on, dude. Are you guys aware that men's diets are falling behind?

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I have not seen this yet. So a parachuter went a little viral. This happened, I think, either Thursday or Friday on Twitter. I quote tweeted it from at circling back pod on Twitter and said Monday can't come soon enough and this is pretty much why rand did you have the video ready for us to uh to view in all of its glory dave has not seen this yet somehow even though we are tagged in a million times this is not a guy hang gliding to be clear right right this is parachuting our mans is entering the scene

dropping in on fountain i know that he chose he chose the wrong place because this is someone else's territory. And by someone else, I mean a kangaroo. What? Good landing from this dude, though. Just beautiful. A really good landing. Uh-oh, here it comes. Here comes the smoke.

Oh, no. He wants the smoke. Oh, shit. That's awesome. Dude, I just checked him He's like Not today This is my field bitch

One thing I loved about this video Is just that it said Unprovoked smoke Yeah I like unprovoked smoke I kind of prefer it He's just trying to land Why are these kangaroos so aggressive?

I'm surprised they weren't Kind of freaked out Because like It's not just, like... Freaked out. That's a big... That shoot is, like, flaring up in the air. That's kind of scary to run up on.

If you don't know, you're a fucking kangaroo. Have there been... And I'm sure there have been. But, like, deaths by kangaroo. Like, people just getting murked by kangaroos. Does that happen? Or is it just, like, a beating that takes place sometimes? Not as many as you think guess how it does happen between between 2000 and 2010 guess how many deaths were related to kangaroos 13 you're you're close any Any other guesses? Dave, do you have a guess? I'm going to say 16.

You're even closer. 17. I'm looking at it. It's 18. I could see your – the second someone asked that question, I saw Brett's fingers just absolutely moving. Dude, that's that new internet speed. Now, kangaroos indirectly caused deaths of 18 Australians from 2000 to 2010,

but they were mostly related to car accidents. So these things aren't just like knocking you out and then choking you out, which is nice. There's that really famous viral video of the dude who punches a kangaroo because he was going after his dog. You seen that one? It's gone mega-vi. He squares up like he's in a ring. And he throws a right cross. Right cross?

Yeah. Whatever. He uses his right hand and punches his thing, and it retreats. And so I'm wondering how many domestic animals, like dogs, cats, get got by these things, too. But, Ruz? I don't think they do. I don't know though. They're not carnivorous.

They're just bullies, man. They just hop around and just beat on things. Do you want to know what the deadliest animal in Australia from 2000 to 2010 was? Ooh, it's got to be... There were 254 reported and confirmed animal related deaths in Australia in that 10-year period.

Okay. The most deadly. Well, the answer surprises us at all. I bet it's like a spider or some shit. Or a jellyfish. I was going to say... The box jellyfish, I think, is really prevalent there. Yeah, I'm sure you know a couple things about that.

Man, y'all just grow up. All right? Yeah, I'm sure you know a couple things about that. Man, y'all just grow up, all right? I'm going to be different because I'm Bill Different. I'm going to go with the water buffalo. Okay. I'm going to go with some sort of snake. Do I need to get more?

Would you guys like me to get more specific? I'm going spider. Say, like, king snake or something. If I can say spider, you can say snake. Snake. I'm going snake. Okay. Brett? king snake or something. If I can say spider, you can say snake. I'm going snake. Brett? It's a horse.

A horse? Horses are different now. You would not last there. It was the most deadly animal in Australia, causing 77 deaths in 10 years. No one gets that trivia question right. Oh, you know what? They have a wild horse problem there. So it's probably a lot of car accidents.

They do. Do they have any concerts? Do people die because of rolling stones there as well okay that's so dumb i love it there in fact has not been a single death from a spider in australia during that 10-year period. I don't buy that for a minute. There's a big deal about all the scary critters there, you know? I just think if you get a spider bite, you can, like, if there was no antivenom, you'd be toast. Yeah, like, I feel like spiders and snakes, like, they probably bite the fuck out of people on the rag. But in terms of actually killing people, I just, they're not going to kill people that quick.

Because here, if you get bit by a rattlesnake, like, it's hospital immediately. Yeah. I don't think many people die from rattlesnake bites, but it happens. Did you all see that video that was going viral over the weekend? But there are snakes that have much stronger venom than a rattlesnake. No. The rattlesnake venom thing?

Pit viper. Uh-uh. Crazy. So I'll find the video and I'll tweet it from us. I should have just done it in the first place. Crazy. So I'll find the video and I'll tweet it from us. I should have just done it in the first place.

But they took a little tiny Petri dish of human blood. And then they took rattlesnake venom and did just one little drop into it. And it showed what it does to your blood. It legitimately just turns it into like jello. It's like a disc of jello. Holy shit. And it happens immediately. That is terrifying. Now I'm like, oh, okay, now I get it.

Now I get why you just have to go to the hospital. Because I didn't really understand it at first. I was like, is that the kind of thing that the YouTube guy will just get done and scream in his arm for five minutes? No, no, no, no. That is like, don't dick around. That's like hospitalized for days on occasion. Yeah. Ugh.

Yeah. I don't know what to think about that. like hospitalized for days on occasion yeah yeah uh number two were uh cows including bulls and cattle slash bovine accounted for 33 deaths australia doesn't seem as scary to me as it did five minutes ago you wouldn't last 15 minutes you would think i was studying from the horses and the cattle they would find your ass how many how many people did komodo dragons take down It would fine your ass. How many people did Komodo Dragons take down? They're not there. Aren't they just in the island of Tasmania or some shit? Yeah.

How did none of those guests Tasmanian devils? Those things are made out to be vicious as hell. Where's Darwin's Island? The Galapagos. Galapagos, Mike. Which are, I think... Brett, tread lightly. I think they are off the coast of South America. You don't have to make guesses like this.

You can just keep your mouth shut. No, no, I want you to guess. Brett, what country do you think they're off the coast of? If I had to guess, Colombia. Ecuador. Ecuador. It's a province of Ecuador. I was going to guess the western coast of South America.

You won't get smoked for that. Yeah, but close? No. It's off the eastern coast of South America. Really? Yeah. Fuck. Unfortunately.

You're not wrong, though. Colombia does border Ecuador, and you could make a case that you could do that. There is a direct route from Colombia. You just got your westerns and east wrong. Yeah. It's off the western coast. You just got your West and East wrong. Yeah. It's off the Western coast. That's where Darwin went and discovered relativity. Yeah, this isn't even being bad at geography. This is just me not knowing lefts and rights and west and east.

You too, man. Y'all get lost in your own neighborhood. Dude, I have no... The other day, Sally gave me directions and I followed the directions and she actually got the left and right wrong. And it was like, it just scrambled my brain.

It made you up even more. It made it even worse. I was like, Oh my God, I don't know what to do at this point. Which way is up? Hard to say. Really?

Really hard to say. What if Darwin just made all that shit up? He just want to go on a dope vacation to islands. It's possible. Like, he's just like, yeah, dude, it was crazy. I like noticed this. I noticed this's possible like he's just like yeah dude it was crazy i like

noticed this i noticed this pattern between like these animals and like some other ones and like fuck we were the finches right darwin's finches that was that was his whole thing was it i think it was his finches like i mean interesting so yeah darlin darwin was alive from 1809 to 1882 i feel like he he could have easily just, like, lied and sent them letters being like, oh, I found a bunch of new things here. Yeah. Oh. And they're like, all right, send him more money. Keep him down there.

He's finding out a lot of shit on these random islands. He was like a modern day, or his time, like the consultants. You know, consultants don't really do anything. That's right. They're billable hours. I've got a lot of friends who are consultants. I can make that joke. I'm just saying.

You're always like, wait, what are you doing? It seems like you don't work that much. You're getting paid a lot of money. Sounds tight. It does sound tight. I've always wanted to consult. No one's going to consult you about shit, David. I'm going to consult them, idiot.

Got a point. Are you sure? Yeah, I going to consult them idiot got a point are you sure yeah I need to talk to you if you're slightly wrong I need to talk to you about a unique investment opportunity that I have for you hey do you guys mind if I circle back real quick oh we did the thing that's alright that's our Leo yeah bitch about komodo dragons uh are they live in indonesia's lesser sunda islands everybody knows that did you know that how do you spell sunday um like like a sunday like the dessert that you eat without the e why would you choose like the dessert that you eat rather than just the day of the week i don't know it seems easy i have

no idea you could have just said sund seems easy. I have no idea. You could have just said Sunday without the E. I have no idea. Instead, you had to explain the other Sunday. The quickest route would be to spell it out. Wait, the what Moto Dragons? Why did my brain do that? Because you're hungry.

Because you're mobbing. Because you're getting younger. You're're turning into, you're getting younger. You're just thinking about desserts and shit, dude. I've had a sundae since I was like 12, man. Please. You've never given parts a sundae? Nature's glizzy sundae? It's been 20 years since I've had a sundae, for sure.

Like a hot fudge sundae? I need to consult you about your dessert-consuming habits. You're missing out. You like banana splits, don't you? I'll make you do the splits. Dude, I eat so much dessert. Why? What?

I need someone to take my freezer away so I can have less desserts. No one's going to take your freezer away. I need someone to take it away. Isn't it connected to your fridge? Just put a padlock on it. No, I can't do that. I'll end up breaking it away. Isn't it connected to your fridge? Just put a padlock on it. No, I can't do that. I'll end up breaking it open. What are you sipping on?

Dude, I am always doing it. B&Js? No, man. Last night I had some pumpkin ice cream. Fucking I'll talk to you. Ben and Jerry's. Oh, okay. Fucking.

Yeah, no. Dude, when was the last time you had a Coke float, man? Oh, that used to be my favorite as a kid. You just do two syllables and float? What? You just say float? Coke float. Okay.

All right, I'm just making sure. Float. So good. Root beer floats better, but... Yeah, it is. I prefer a Coke float, but thank you for your input. You ever done a Werner's float? You floated some Coke in college.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Because you used to do cocaine. I did. Heavily. Those beers. Yeah, yeah. Because you used to do cocaine. I did. Heavily. Those beers. Yeah, I'm really glad that we got you out of that. No espresso.

I never did coke, man. Wait, did Dylan do coke this weekend? Is that why he was just going to these baller restaurants and just mobbing so hard? Dude, my mom listens, man. Well, just answer the question. Tell Rosemary I didn't do coke. Your weekend does put off coke vibes. It does.

Your weekend. Previous. Yeah, but I didn't do coke. Your weekend does put off coke vibes. It does. Your weekend. Previous. Yeah, but I didn't do a single drug. So I just did a little bit of alcohol and then a lot of fun. I love doing alcohol. I did some alcohol and some mobbing. Did you do any tobacco? Alcohol, mobbing, and I sent it a few times.

See, whenever you say you sent it, it sounds like you're just going to the bathroom and just doing something bad. Oh, my gosh. We have a question. I don't even know what this segment's about. It's called Bar Hypothetical. Brett's Corner. Brett's Bar Hypothetical.

This was driving all of us a little bit mad, but Brett particularly went insane on Saturday. So here's what happened. Well, we were at Woodrow's. Outside, socially distanced, had a great time. Good little spot. So here's what happened. Well, we were at Woodrow's. Outside, socially distanced. Had a great time. Good little spot. Glad they're doing well. And they enforce the rules.

Like, you're not, don't not have a mask on when you're walking around that place. Do they have waitresses or do you still go out for the bar? Yeah, waitress. No bar service. Weird. It's roped off. Really? So they can't ignore us anymore for like hours on end and then serve other guys and kind

of just give us really shitty statements to us when we're just trying to be nice? Really? So they can't ignore us anymore for hours on end and then serve other guys? It's because you're a bad tipper. Give us really shitty statements to us when we're just trying to be nice? Yeah, that sounds about right. So these people walk in, sit down at a table, and I'm like, I know them. I know them from somewhere. I've interacted with the girl before, and her husband or boyfriend or whoever put off famous hockey guy vibes. Okay. Dave can confirm.

He had the quads for hockey guy. Okay. And the hair. And the hair and the beard. He was a little short. He was probably 5'9", high height, average. And he had an off-brand hat that was like, oh, that's a cool brand that we don't know about. We looked it up.

We couldn't find anything. He's probably starting it with the guy on his line. Yeah. Hockey line, Dylan. We both were like, I think we were checking each other out, like the groups. Because I have met the girl before. I think it was like a barstool, whether she worked with us, whether she was like somebody's partner at an event somewhere. Maybe she was a smoke show of the day. She wasn't.

Like, we just don't know. She was like, I've interacted with you in a work capacity before. Now, the question is, what is the etiquette when it comes to being like walking up to their table and saying, who the fuck are you? Why do I know you like not not like a celebrity uh recognized because dylan would have super recognized but like i know i've met you one time in my life before that's what you say then and like keep in mind familiar i've met you but i can't place you that's not like rude or this guy looked like you did not want to fuck with him. Okay. Yeah. He just looked like he would scrap and it would be a problem.

Stick glove shirt, dude. He was either hockey or like SEAL Team 6. You think if he gets in a bar fight, he peels his shirt off like in hockey? He should. That's kind of a tight move. Yeah. Drops the glove. No, no, no.

They don't peel their own shirt off. It's the other guy's shirt. He pulled over their head. peel their own shirt off. It's the other guy's shirt he pulled over their head. He pulls your shirt off. What about all hockey fights? They just took off their sweaters first. Dropping the gloves is tight. I just want to drop them one time.

This guy had either one of three things. Hockey, ex-Special Forces, or in town from his job in West Texas where he works on like a pipeline or he's like a a roughneck of some sort.

Dave did make a good point though. He didn't have any tattoos. To-do's. To-do's. Yeah. So that kind of takes Special Forces. How do you know to-do's?

Is this from Caroline? I watch Love Island. Oh you do? You've been watching you've been watching Well I? Is this from Caroline? I watch Love Island. Oh, you do? You've been watching the Aussie version? Well, I watch it with her whenever I'm in Houston. Because, yeah, that's very much a Love Island thing. Yeah. Oh, he had a neck tattoo.

They love neck to-dos. What accent is that? It is. Aussie. Yeah, they're big neck tattoo people. You know there are a lot of horse deaths over there. A lot of them. Yeah, more than any other animal, yeah it's interesting more than snakes from the

years of 2000 to 2010 i don't have the updated data i don't want the updated data brett i'm fine what was your source on that hard to say animal death dot au i've since clicked up well yeah i think you like it's kind of weird in COVID times because you can't just approach tables. Right, that's the thing. Yeah, and like you're approaching – let's say like you don't remember. Let's say like you made out with his girlfriend or his wife like a decade ago. He's not going to tell you. He doesn't want to hear that.

Yeah. You know what I mean? You're risking like just an all-time awkward situation. And if she's like, I have no clue who the fuck you are. In fact, it's probably 70-30 that no matter what, it's going to be awkward. Probably 80-20. I agree. Even if it's like, dude, yeah, we collabed on that deal.

Or like, yeah, we went to that hockey game one time where you were one of 30 people in the suite. Still, yeah. And it's just like, okay. Yeah, in these situations, it's so awkward. It was bugging all of us. I was in the suite still yeah and it's just like okay i i just don't yeah in these situations it's so awkward but it was bugging all of us i was in the gym do you know the brain itch that you just need to scratch it was one of those i was in the gym at my this was before this was pre-covid it's probably over a year ago at this point now it's in the gym at our apartment complex i walked in and i looked over and i saw this girl working out and i was like that's veronica from

grandax i was positive i was like that's was like, that's Veronica from Grand X. I was positive. I was like, that's her. It's weird. She must know someone at our gym. She must be just using our gym with her friend. Like, cool. But she's working out.

I'm going to go. I'll say hi after. She starts stretching on the ground, this girl. And I keep seeing her. And I'm like, it's kind of weird that she hasn't said hi to me yet. So I get off the treadmill and I start to go wipe it down. And as I walk to go get the stuff to wipe it down, I'm like, Hey, Veronica. And the girl turns around and she just goes, what? And I looked at her and I was like, Oh, you're a different person. And I was so freaked out because I, one, I just felt really uncomfortable too. It was just

freaky because she looks so much like Veronica at the time that I just couldn't put two and two together and then like then I didn't know what to do I was just like well this is weird I was like you look exactly like an old co-worker of mine I'm really sorry and now every time I see her in the apartment complex I just can't even make eye contact with her I was at a concert at Stubbs barbecue one time and I saw this friend that I hadn't seen in probably like five years I walked up behind my bear hugged him and lifted him up and he turned around it was totally not I don't know what to say sir I'm really sorry I thought you were somebody else and he was he couldn't been cooler about it like no no big deal yeah you just felt you you just felt you pick him up he's not gonna pick a fight with I

lifted him off the ground yeah it was that kind of a hug oh yeah's the worst yeah do you like and you didn't even have a name that's the thing because if you have a name or if you have a ballpark of names and you can be like carrie and then like try to look somewhere else absolutely not the one the one kind of like interesting thing was dave i think maybe dylan too were like she does look familiar from something like she might have been the more more noteworthy person in the relationship. Maybe she just had a notable face. Some people just look like other people. Yeah, I know what you're saying.

Some people just look like they look like other people. We thought about getting the waitress involved and being like, okay, we need you to tell us who that person is. Go find out who that person is. But we just didn't. Why didn't you snipe a pic? Dude, if he would have got caught, it would have been a bad scene. If it was one table over,

it would have been easy. It was two tables over. Okay. And behind us looked to be like an old UT alumni, potentially football players situation. They were smoking hella stoats. Did you guys...

Dylan was like... Did any part of you guys think to go to the Little Woodrow's Instagram or location and look at the stories that were put up on there? No, that's not a bad idea. I would say very unlikely. I feel like this guy's the type where, like, he doesn't even have an Instagram. He's so off the grid. Yeah, but she might be just getting grams off left and right. That's what we did when we were at Laguna Beach.

We had this woman that was walking around. Did you guys see this woman, by the way, that had the biggest boobs of all time? What? I'm sorry? There was a woman at our hotel when we were getting married, and she was doing a little photo shoot out in front of our hotel room because our hotel room opened up to that public walkway and this woman when i say she had the biggest boobs of all time i'm not this isn't like me being like oh dude this one

this chick not hyperbole no like her boobs were so big that they probably went out two feet past her chest and they took up her entire torso like they went down went down to her waist. They were just giant masses. And so I had no clue who she was. And I was like, this is really weird, but she's doing a professional photo shoot on this cliff. And so I just went to the page and I started looking at the stories. And it turns out she has like a million followers and she was someone famous. I do remember this, actually. Was my description of her her chest accurate?

Yeah, tell us about the boobs, Dave. I think Will summed it up. Okay. Good job on describing the chesticles. Chesticles.

Chesticles. Chesticles. Testicles for your chest. I think they serve different purposes. No, they

certainly do. It would be a big bummer if boobs looked like testicles. Yeah, I'd be out on them probably. What should I have done, Will? Should I have asked? I think when you're leaving.

I was trying to catch them on the way out, and I missed them. If you're leaving or if they're leaving, I think your only move is to go, hey. My bed is hot. You can't drag the entire table down. No, no. You have to get up. You have to stick your neck out. Yeah to go, hey. My bet is hockey. You can't drag the entire table down. No, no. You have to get up. You have to stick your neck out. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You have to stick your neck out. You can't bring that awkwardness to us. What if she was like, yeah, you mosted me at the Gem Saloon three years ago? My bet is hockey because I didn't recognize the guy. He looked like a hockey guy. I don't know hockey guys very well. He was a good recognizer. That's wads on this guy.

You could have convinced me. Say that I'd never watch hockey at all. You could have convinced me that when the Dallas Stars rolled into that tent at that golf tournament, we could have just thought that was just a hot, rich crew. You know what I mean? We rolled in. It was Jamie Benn. Benn was like the leader of the squad.

Was Sagan not there? No, Sags wasn't there. I call him Sags. Relatively unassuming, guys. Sagan's good. I mean, good looking and jack good looking and like jack the edgy tats yeah edgy tats dude he was a weapon in boston man who like on the ice or off or both both no one's ever described me as a weapon in any capacity that's a dave you know where you were a weapon from like Like 125 yards and in.

Oh, thank you. Were you dialed? Wedge game strong. Weapon's a hockey thing, right? I've never heard non-hockey guys say weapon. That's at least where I think it originated. It's football too in all sports. I like, but I like using weapon off the field.

It's using football a lot. That guy's a weapon. Get him the ball. He's a weapon. Dude, weapon's a good word. Hockey's like he's a weapon off the field. It's used in football a lot. That guy's a weapon. Give him the ball. He's a weapon. Dude, weapon's a good word. Hockey's like he's a weapon off the ice more than anything. He's a weapon. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm not saying that weapon is a word reserved for people playing hockey. I'm saying that once hockey guys are going out on the town, like, and they're getting ready, and fucking Bryce walks in with his hair just like slits back. They're like, oh dude, you're a weapon right now. Yeah.

Absolute weapon. Yeah, that's pretty tight. Lethal weapon. Well, we had my buddy Heath. He was the Heath-le weapon. That's good. Ooh. I would call him

the Heath Bar Blizzard. Nah, he wasn't that though. Heath Bar's one of the best options at Dairy Queen. They weren't as popular up north. It's not as good as the one when they chop up the hot dogs and put it in.

Do you guys see... You know you can turn those upside down and they stay in the container, Dan. A lot of people don't know that. I'll turn you upside down. Did you see Cat Pat's contest? Yeah, I heard how you voted. I heard how you voted. Oh, I will stand by my vote.

Why don't you tell the kids what you're talking about? The Chili's Triple Dipper versus the Applebee's, I don't even know if it has a name, the Applebee's Sampler Platter. I've never eaten at Applebee's in my life. Well, their food tastes like it was just heated in a microwave 10 minutes prior. So kind of like Panera Bread a little bit? It's like their food is like an edible frozen dinner that you would eat in college. It's better than that.

It's better than that. Chili's and Applebee's are a great comparison. Chili's is so superior, it's not even funny. No, it's not. They're both supremely mediocre. Their salsa's great. They're both supremely mediocre. Chili's has good salsa.

I know Brett might not like it because he eats fucking old El Paso. I think the triple dipper is the better appetizer. But I'm not sold that Applebee's is the inferior restaurant. When you look at what you did on the triple dipper, Applebee's, you have quesadillas,

spinach artichoke dip, mozzarella sticks, and wings. Versus loaded potato wedges, sliders, and wings. I'm going Chili's even though the Chili's triple dipper goes hard. I'm going to fuck up a Big Mouth Burger at Chili's.

It is the Applebee's app sampler. And it's not relatively close. Then CatPat put on there people that voted Applebee's, like, where are you from? And I think this was because of Sally

because they were having an extended text conversation regarding this. And I think we grew up that it was more natural to go to Applebee's. I don't even know if we had a Chili's

in the vicinity. I've been to Chili's one time now in Pine Bluff, Arkansas. I think it might just be a regional thing. I also think Chili's has the office bump.

That's fair. The office is a show. We also think Chili's has the office bump. That's fair. The office is a show. We're talking about a different kind of bump. Pop culture. Yeah. Dude, stop. Dude, I grew up. High school, I was living on chicken crispers.

They're good. Corn on the cob. French fries. They have corn on the cob at Chili's? The chicken crispers would come with the giant, just the most buttered up, oiled up corn on the cob with just a wooden stick in the side. And some high school kids would find it funny to do gross things with it. Not me.

Certainly no one I was with. I thought that's how you ate it. I thought you put it in directly and then scraped off the. Yeah, with your hands tied behind your back. I love corn on the cob. Do you ever just cut the corn on the cob off of the cob and you have it all stuck together in little chunks? I've seen that done.

I love it. I love the way it tastes. Corn on the cob's great. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. You know where you could eat some corn sometime? A little thing I call sun basket. Ooh.

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get one in the mail the other day. You did. Well, we're now going... We're going and just going rogue. Oh. Just ordering them. You're just doing it. Oh, shit. That's how much we like it and how convenient it is.

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Didn't know what daikon was until I did that. Still not really sure what it is, but it tasted good. So I don't care. That's all that matters. Roasted salmon with miso-glazed eggplant. Black bean tostadas diablo with cabbage slong guacamole. I had those as well. Again, just phenomenal.

You have the cauliflower mac too yet? So we were leaving town, and I had to gift the cauliflower mac to Micah. And he spoke so highly of it. Dude, the gift of cauliflower mac. It was very nice of me to do. Very nice. Really generous. Right now, Sun Basket is offering $35 off your order

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Give me the tweet. Emily in Paris is the joker for girls who studied communications at Miami, Ohio. Yes. Yes. Yep. Yep. I don't really understand the reference. Nope.

But it seems like it's accurate. Whoever tweeted that, is it going by micro or anything? No, but Duda quote tweeted it. Yep. That's extremely accurate. That was from the chimp respecter, at Dave McNamee 3000. Okay. Okay. Yeah, I mean, to anyone out there who's watched Emily in Paris, I really apologize that you guys have put yourselves through that like I have.

I've got two episodes left, and I have to say, it's one of the worst television shows I've ever watched in my entire life. Yeah, it's really bad. Somehow the writing is not as bad as Yellowstone's writing, but Yellowstone just has the vibes to get it through. Yellowstone writing is pretty bad. You can't get rid of your best writers after season one and the helicopter budget. That's not how it's supposed to work.

Yeah, they sneaky get rid of the chopper, man. It's just bullshit. Yeah. I started watching Ratched. It's really good. I'll go ahead and say it. What's it about? What's the synopsis of this show?

I'll go ahead and say it. What's the synopsis of this show? So Nurse Ratched is played by Sarah Paulson, and she is a nurse for a mental institution. Mental. Is that what they're calling it these days? On the West Coast. That's what they call bars.

State hospital. I don't really know the best term for it. I think you're right, actually. I don't really know the best term for it. I think you're right, actually. I don't want to give too much away, but there's a murderer who's in the hospital. Murder. And she may or may not be related to this man. Drop. And so she's like inside. She's a different hip hop artist.

She's got like the inside track on DMX. Sorry. Yeah, I'm just going to stop. No, no. You don't want to give away too much. Check it out. It's really good. It's really good.

I listened to everything you said. You're going to fucking kill somebody. Probably be. It's not fun being talked over. I'm sorry. We were doing hip hop. It was more supplemental. Like when you hear Travis Scott rapping, you hear the guys in the background going

like, it's lit. That's us. It's ad-lib. Will made a Ja Rule reference because of your murder, which was on point. And then Brett, for whatever reason, did a DMX reference. Completely different artist. Could have waited. Completely different artist. The murder couldn't wait.

If I just said, murder, after your story, it wouldn't have worked. I'm going to start talking over everything you guys say. You didn't want to give too much away. You didn't want to give too much away. That's not a reason to talk over me. I didn't want you to give too much away. In case I watch Ratchet.

Are you watching anything that you shouldn't be watching right now? Yeah, I don't want to... Am I watching anything? Oh, I need to get back on the blind manor thing. I think we're going to start it. I think we're going to start it. Sally watched the trailer last night. Can I ask you just one question about this show? And if there's spoilers, I apologize. I think we're going to start it. Sally watched the trailer last night. Can I ask you just one question

about this show? And if there's spoilers, I apologize. I'm not going to. Are the dolls haunted? Are there haunted dolls in this? Three episodes in, it's unclear. Because one of the first shots of the trailer is dolls. And I don't like that. I will tell you this, Will.

This is all I can tell you. The Pussycat Dolls are haunted. Okay. I'll tell you this will this is all i can tell you the pussycat dolls are haunted okay i'll tell you this um again only three episodes in but so far it's not nearly as scary as the haunting of hill house okay okay in my opinion yeah the the brushes with the paranormal through three episodes they're there and they are spooky, but Hill House was just like, what the fuck? Should I watch Hill House before I watch Bly Manor? The ghosts were just bobbing in Hill House. You need to make sure you can handle Bly Manor, and if you can, then maybe go back and watch Hill House.

If you can't, definitely don't watch Hill House. Okay. I'm not very good at scary stuff. I just don't enjoy it, but I kind of want to get spooky this season plus it's sunday right yeah get it that's good dylan has sunday scaries where he puts candy corn all over his ice cream yummy yummy want to read a couple reviews real quick before we get into Breastbreaking News? Eh, break it out of here. No, dude, we're doing a couple reviews.

I want to go get a bagel sandwich. I want to talk to everybody. Oh, my gosh. Here's one that's pretty accurate. We've done both of these things today. Five Star Pod. This is from your MF and boy. Oh.

He's a boy. Three men talk about what they did over the weekend and then make 1950s gangster impersonations for an hour. Absolutely love it. Oh yeah, see? Oh yeah. It's small face. Five star pod. Club Cool Collection, all caps. I don't think this person's actually associated with Club Cool because they've

looked at other things talking kind of shit. They said five stars which was very nice of them, but their subject line was dirty libs. What? Yeah, it says love the pod, but you can tell that at least Will, maybe the others, are soft discussing dirty libs like Micah. Honestly makes me question. No, no, I'm in the dirt bag left.

You don't know how to vote, dog. I do. You told me. I didn't. Yeah, I'm going to tweet it out. Hmm. All hmm all right you're gonna tweet out his ballot his ballot how are you I've obtained it I've obtained it I have no guy who's a hacktivist you got hacked this guy said guys being guys this guy's from anger is this usernames angry gut damn Dave and gut violence yeah that's guys. This guy's from Angry... This username's AngryGut. Damn.

Like Dave? That's not funny. I think he meant to say love the show, but he said lobe the show. He loathed. Casual as hell. Listen on my way home from work. Boys, y'all need to take a trip to Texas wine country and see your boy. I'll take care of you. William Chris Vineyards. Ask for

Ponch. Let's go! Shouts to Ponch, dude. Is that in Fredericksburg? Or is that like... It's got to be around there, Dave. What was it? William Chris Winery? Oh, yeah. I saw 290.

I've been there, dude. It was good. Solid. Good Vibes Only said, why I keep listening. 10% for the fun and easy banter and 90%

for the fact that Dylan laughs like he got punched in the gut. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. There was a thread on Reddit the other day talking about my laugh and how people just kind of enjoy it. I enjoy it.

Yeah, it's a good laugh. I just laugh at shit, man. When I used to, like, do clips for the podcast, like, before we had Randy in here, like, making actual clips, and I would just try to cut, like, a minute funny part and put, like, noise shit over it, I'd always look for a good Dylan laugh because he could usually get the people in the door. Let's go. I'm not sure why Golfing Gator said that. Landlocked Texans.

He said, this is quality listening. Not enough content about Disney, though. Should we start a Disney podcast? What are you saying that sarcastically? Do we talk too much about Disney? I don't know. Do we? Texas isn't landlocked.

It's not. Correct. There's a coastline. Pretty significant one. Not much to write home about, but it's there. Opto Backer No. 69 left a review, and his subject line was just swipes. And he said, as a Jones and Harris dining hall vet, ain't hard to say. It's swipes.

Oh, man. I bet you that guy has so many Schweppes we could use. Schweppes. Average Goat left one, and I don't know what he's talking about here. Maybe you can explain it, Dylan. He says, El Glizadente,

I once saw Dorn come straight from the Brogdon Hall post-sex and proceed to get Schweppes from a pledge. What? I've heard that. That just didn't happen. Dylan, why didn't you acknowledge the Haboob photo I sent to the TMD group text the other night of the dust storm outside of Lubbock? I didn't really get it. Did you look?

I saw that I was photoshopped into it as a hot dog. It's kind of funny. I don't know. We thought it was really funny. The Power Rangers one was better, but still didn't make me chuckle out loud. Just saying. You want this final one? Probably because I've seen a million Photoshopped images of me as a hot dog,

and I'm just a little bit over it. It might have something to do with it, David. Those aren't Photoshopped. I'm pretty sure they are. This last one just says this was follower 101, apparently. Pretty early on. I don't even know if you'll understand. Dylan's 100% not going to understand this reference.

The only person I have faith in right now understanding this is Brett. Is it about some trash pop punk band from the 90s or something? No, but you definitely never listen to these people. It said, I enjoy the sounds of their voices so much that I edited thousands of hours of episodes into a mashup lullaby rendition of I Will Follow You Into the Dark by Death Cab for Cutie. Yeah, I got nothing. You got nothing? Do you know what I'm talking about? Yeah.

Brett 100%. Brett's a soft boy like me. He went through a Death Cab phase. Yeah. It's a good song. It's a really easy guitar song, too. It's just like four chords, you know. Go leave us a review.

Make it happen. We enjoy them. Brett, do you have any breaking news for like four chords, you know. Go leave us a review. Make it happen. We enjoy them. Brett, do you have any breaking news for us? Will, as a matter of fact, I do. This is a little choose-your-adventure here. Dylan, would you like to go, should Canada buy this American town, Thanksgiving turkeys, or Boston? Let's go with the town, the first one. Well, it's the Boston thing.

Never mind. Randy, can you help me out here? The town? Yeah, have you ever seen the movie The town dude you can't just say so this poor old town point roberts in washington um kind of got fucked by covet 19 they are a canadian town as you can clearly see there they are south of the border though and the border is closed so unfortunately they can only do business through like boat and not through the border. Oh, my gosh. So they're calling it a modern day ghost town, Point Roberts, Washington.

That is, they need some help. I just, Dave, you're a consultant. That's crazy. Is Canada like seriously looking to acquire? People are more like they should just mercy by them at this point. Well, we can't get, we need that strategic spot. They've got to let them. They said they're totally dependent on Canada,

and the Washington governor is talking to the Canadian prime minister about, like, hey, can you help these guys out, man? I dare Canada to try to annex that. I dare. I dare them. Find out. I'll see what they can do. All I'm saying is the Saltwater Cafe in Point Roberts is,

it's the last open restaurant, and she's keeping it open week by week. I mean, how many people live there? Like 40? 6,000 people at peak, which drops to 1,250 in the off-season. Is there bears? So this is essentially Harbor Springs trying to stay afloat. Since the border is closed, 900 people have left and just taken their boats over to Washington or Canada. This poor place.

The marina that they have? The marina sitch that they have here looks dope as hell. This is interesting. Business in the town is down 80% and nobody is making money. So it's kind of depressing. But, like, that's depressing, but it's unfair. It's unfair. What are those islands off the coast there?

I'm kind of unfamiliar with those. Not going to guess. Those are the Galapagos, Dave. They're on the east side of the United States. One looks like Galapagos, but the skeleton that's covering our screen. I can't see exactly what it is. Dave, speaking of consulting, I need you to help Butterball

out, the turkey company. Oh. Their CEO has said they're winging this, no pun intended, they're winging this Thanksgiving. They have no idea what to do. They basically say no idea how many turkeys to slaughter because Thanksgiving is so up in the air

due to the ongoing global pandemic. People are going to still do Thanksgiving. I'm just going to go ahead and let y'all know. They're questioning. I say continue with the turkeys. I'm not a butterball guy. They strike me as factory farming. Put on factory farm vibes. I could be wrong. If I'm wrong, let me guy. Okay. They strike me as factory farming. You can do that. Put on factory farm vibes.

I could be wrong. If I'm wrong, let me know. They have both. Yeah. They have what? Free range and factory. Really? Free range is about $3 a pound.

Factory is $1 a pound. Okay. I will gladly pay more. They're saying that people are going to do Zoom Thanksgiving, so they might sell more turkeys because there will be more separate groups doing turkey. I honestly would rather not do Thanksgiving than doing Zoom Thanksgiving. Someone say doing turkey? Although.

Will, no offense. You put off Zoom Thanksgiving vibes. Fuck that. Dude, if you have to Zoom for Thanksgiving, come up here because you know we've quadrupled our uploads. Yeah, I heard that. I heard that. I heard that. For streaming. I've been trying to get my loads up.

Dude. You need to change your load outs. Yeah, your load outs stink, dude. So keep an eye on Butterball this year. I am, man. Stock down. Stock down. And then lastly, in Boston news, there's a video that's picking up steam right now.

Randy? Can you audio please? Please. Give me your mic. Great. The guy running the segment has no mic now. This is perfect. What's going on here?

Is this a surprise? What? Oh, no. What's going to happen here? The lines were long and the enthusiasm was high among voters at Fenway Park this weekend. I want to vote at Fenway because we've all been cooped up inside for a little bit. And I got my donkeys. And I'm ready to vote for Joe Biden, but I wish I was voting for Bernie Sanders.

But it's a team sport. Okay. I got my donkeys? But it's a team sport. Saturday, March 2nd. Excuse me? Is that the most... I got my donkeys? I got my donkeys. Well, I do like what I'm seeing here. They can be able to hear that audio? No one's doing donkeys.

She's doing donkeys. That video is 300 and something thousand views up from 250 in the last five minutes. So this thing... Geez. Donkeys girl is flying on the internet today i could see dylan being the type of guy that like you i don't think you could be able to date a girl that had a thick boston accent um probably right yeah i feel like that would be a deal breaker for you why are you targeting me i mean i'm not saying you're wrong

but why why me i don't know it just just something that I could see just particularly bugging you. You would... Every other sentence would be you being like, no one's calling it that. No one says it that way. We're not doing donkeys. Exactly. No one's doing donkeys. Then you would start picking it up a little bit and just be annoying. Dunkin' Donuts is definitely fine. Have you guys even had Dunkin' Donuts? I don't think I've

seen one in Austin, Texas. I don't even know if there is one in Austin, to be honest. But I've had it. I've had it once. They've got them in Dallas. Their coffee was so strong that it rocked me. Their cold brew wasn't bad. They've got okay breakfast sandwiches.

If you're on the go, get one. Yeah, it's a fine place. Fine. There's not a Dunkin' Donuts in Austin, Texas. No, it's not nickname worthy. There is. No. No, but you have to admit, if we had a Dunkin' Donuts that we went to often, we would

100% start calling it Dunkies without even seeing this video. I call it D-Dos. D-Dos ain't bad. I don't hate that. Or D-Dos. John D-Dos. Or Dido. One, two, three. That's Dido? That's not. That's Feist.

I'll fuck off. You can end it now. That was not it. it yeah I'm so stupid let's get out of here it was an okay episode we had some some good spots and some you know

sorry for talking over you too mhm mhm you ready bye you