Circling Back - UT Campus Cutie Patooties & Ohio State-Texas | Circling Back 9-10-26

Episode Date: September 10, 2026

Randy breaks down the UT campus cutie patooties, we get into the college football slate, the inappropriate Bet US ad featuring the Ole Miss hottie, Claude might kill us all in a few years, This Weekend in Fun, and Randy's Comments of the Week.  Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Watch all of our full episodes on Spotify: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/6GWLSnyJKGMDIWsYC0RBG2?si=f9e2bcc01d2a4573&nd=1&dlsi=dd35daf7973642a1⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.youtube.com/washedmedia⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Shop Washed Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.washedmedia.shop⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ • (00:00) Fun & Easy Banter • (8:40) Randy? • (14:55) Getting Slatey • (34:15) Bet US ad • (44:35) Claude gonna kill us? • (53:30) This Weekend in Fun • (1:04:00) Randy’s Comments of the Week Support This Episode’s Sponsors: - Tecovas: Right now get 10% off at ⁠https://tecovas.com/crclbk⁠ when you sign up for email and texts. - Leesa: Go to https://www.leesa.com/ for 25% off mattresses PLUS get an extra $50 off with promo code STEAM, exclusive for our listeners - BetterHelp: Sign up and get 10% at https://betterhelp.com/circling Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Well, well, well, we're back. You thought we were done for the week, but we're not. We're here. It's a circling back podcast. My name is David. Welcome to the show. To everybody you found us through People Magazine, welcome. You're in for a treat.

Producing the show, Randall Trimbecky. Hi, Dave. That was my first ever chick-fil-a breakfast ever. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Time out. Time out. Time out. What?

Yeah. How? I don't really go to Chick-fil-A often. Do you know that they had dank-ass breakfast? I didn't, no. Which one did you have? The bacon egg and cheese. I'm a bacon guy.

That's what I had. I have a sausage. They have, well, I have the sausage egg and she's also really good. I have a chicken one, too, Randy. That is my first non-chicken breakfast item at Chick-fil-A. never had just a bacon, egg, and cheese. They do a bowl. Although I guess eggs are technically chicken related.

Yeah. But you know what I'm saying? Yeah. They do a bowl. It has little hash browns in there with some egg and some bacon and chicken, whatever you want to put in. A breakfast bowl? They're pretty good.

If only they had a hamburger bowl. You know what I'm saying? I'm sorry to hit you with a time out there. I was just a little shocked. A deconstructed hamburger. Yeah. Sounds lovely. Okay.

Okay. So, shots to front of the company, Klein. Ladies and gentlemen, Dylan Shivery. Happy to be here. It's going to be a good day. Yeah, Klein brought us breakfast. Very nice of him. I don't know why I decided to get the bremers out on the one day.

We don't have a Warby Parker read. Yeah, it's pretty stupid. People have been wondering where they are in their back, baby. A player had to come at you with the bremers. Cool. I'm sure when they see that you weren't wearing them for their spot, They'll be like, oh, that's cool. You wore them like the next day when you didn't do a read.

Sick. I don't think they're monitoring every episode visually. Oh, really? You don't think AI's changed everything? That's a fair point. That's a fair point. Hey, I feel like really good about this week of content, by the way. I feel like we had our fastball this week, and that always makes me happy.

We're still up today. Even Randy was okay. Thursday's traditionally the weakest show. It is. Tomorrow's voicemail episode is pretty fire. Give them a tease as to what they can expect. What, Randy, what do we talk about? Randy, why you take this?

He's the encyclopedia. I just remember it was good. We did it yesterday. We talked about, you don't remember. There was a little dad advice. We had a good, we had a good virgin call. Mm-hmm. There was a-not-a-baby, not a backer virgin.

Yes. There was a lot of role-playing, which I thought was quite funny. Yeah. Oh, Dave brought the voice out. That's going to stand out. New character alert. Or was that from the, was that from the free episode? episode yesterday. We taught, we did a little bit more. I joined in on the voice as well. It's a fun

voice to do. No, Blake Shelton did. That's true. That's fair. You confused Gwen Stefani with Christina Aguilera. Somebody it did. You might have to go listen to find out who did that. Which we did determine is not as egregious as confusing Pink Floyd with Pearl Jam, but still egregious. We can just stop bringing that up at some point. It's going to know. It's going to be like when people are looking for like a reference like how do I who I need a reference like a bad comparison they're looking for a comparison for a bad comparison they're going to look back at that I'm not I'm not very music smart we know that it is what it is man I did I did learn about scah yesterday though yeah gave him scah one-on-one I'm scott certified now you like it so much

you sent me something on slack it's sketch Oh, scat. What the fuck is that? What's that disgusting, dude? What is your, what did you, why do you always send me this stuff on the company slack? What's your problem? It's very odd. Sure wasn't scatman John.

I'm the scatman. Scooby-bitt-beder-a-a-bo-bo-boop-boop. That's not how I go. He does do that at one point. Does he? I take your word for it. Yeah. I'm the scot-man.

What's he doing right now? I don't know. He's probably scatting. he's literally the scatman he's the scat man what he talking about cam scataboo we'll see him sunday night yes we will different guy how's that leg uh fine i mean we'll find out man i'm nervous about this weekend i'm really not i got that i got that you know that like that like buzz in your gut it's like is it because matt patricia owns sark one one good defensive outing doesn't mean you own it was really good though i mean it was really well really

good. Dylan. No, no, it was good, but we also have to keep in mind how poorly the quarterback play was, how poorly the quarterback played. I know, that's what I'm saying. He made him play that poorly. I mean, he missed some, he missed some throws. Dillon.

A lot of throws. Patricia was really good. He was really good. I'm not to get anything away from Matt Patricia, but you don't get the own label yet. He ponds. You got to show, you have to show continued opponentage. Dillon. Ryan Day is two wins.

Is Sarka noob? I'm just a little sick of Texas playing Ohio State. This is the third year in a row. Just kind of sick of it. The backlash at Buford's is really turning up on my Instagram. Yeah, I've noticed the issue too. I keep getting served a lot of stuff. People aren't happy about it.

Of course, Bufordes is the bar on West 6th Street in Austin. Used to be steampunk. That put the big Buckeye mascot on the front of the bar. It's whatever, dude. and get in my business dude if you want to go hang out a bunch of Ohio State fans that's where to go case you're looking to do 24 year old Ohio State fans a bunch of guys wearing what do you got what do Ohio State fans wear jerseys and cargo shorts that's a jersey fan base don't have like an a j hawk that's a good jersey yeah pat maccuffie's own maurice claret marise claret sure that's that's one

because he had some problems. Zeke? Yeah, I also had some problems, but not as bad as Maurice Claret. Didn't Maurice Claret, like, do some arm robbery? Am I wrong there? I shouldn't know that. I don't remember what his controversy was. He was good, though.

Hang on. All right. I might, because I don't want to absolutely just pour the man out. Yeah, he did a little. They might have. Like guilty to aggravated robbery and carrying a concealed weapon in September 2006. He's coming back from it. They might have a Quinn yours jersey.

That's a good one. That's a ball in hour. He didn't have a cup of coffee there. Got one of the original NIL bags, I think, right? Yeah. I think that's why he went to Ohio State. He had to leave the state of Texas because of the NIL regulations. He got out early.

Yeah, he skipped the senior year of high school. That's correct. To go dev hunting, if I'm not mistaken. Yes. He still got a bid. Still have a bid to Ohio State, which is impressive. Uh, newsletter is going to hit your inbox tomorrow. Wash.

Washedout substack.com. Be on the lookout for that. I am very excited to read Wills. I'm not. I'm going to skip right past. Is somebody getting poned? I think someone... He's going to pown me.

He's going to pown dorn for one vortex bottle. That's all I can say. That's only T's because that's all I know. Well, fantastic. I can't wait for that. Oh, yeah, he was... Okay. Now I remember what he was...

Okay. He was waiting for something to get posted yesterday. Great. What else? Patreon, you know, listener voicemails will be waiting for you tomorrow. If you want to tune in for this and you're going to be like, oh, dude, no, there's no live show.

Well, there's listener voicemails like we mentioned earlier. It's really good. It's really good. Randy, I sent you something earlier. We pull it up. Yeah. Surprise Addie to the runny. This got served to me and let's figure out if you can figure out why it got served to me.

Cutest sophomores in UT Greek life. These are actually, I think, real guys. I don't know. I don't know if they're real guys, but they are real humans and they just read the caption and you can probably tell why I'm putting this up here. It says these cutie-patutis are all the rage around Wampus, which I assume is West Campus. Are we doing Wampus? I don't know. Who do you think the cutest sophomore in Greek life? Does Sam kind of look like Randy? Who is? No. Or are you just talking about the cutie-pituity thing? Oh, I mean, I'm not saying Randy's not a cutie-butty.

But, too, but like, yeah. That's Randy coded. I'd never, I don't know if I'd ever seen cutie patootie spelled out. Some of these guys are handsome. Some of them, I wouldn't give them a cutie patootie label, though. You don't think these are going to, okay. Hold on, Dylan's gonna judge the UT sophomores. Go ahead, bud.

I don't think Zach's a cutie patootie. Let's see. Why is that? Let me zoom in. He looks like a chiller. He just looks like a regular dude. Dude Sladen. That's just a dude in like your, your biology, one-off.

one class, it just kind of chill. He's literally in number five, top five Cutee is in Rampus. What are you talking about? Sladen, hold on, hold on. Sladen, that fucker's it. That's a cutie patootie if I've ever seen one. I think you're mad because you're not on here.

Look at the Demps on that kid. Don't say Dames. Dude, Sladen. Dude, Sladen, dude. Where's Kalman? Nah, dude, Sladen's. He's super chill. We're on the same floor of the dorms together,

dude. He's so chill. Yeah, what is this account? And why are they just putting these boys on Maine? I mean, I know why because they're cutie pituities, but. Oh, dude, looks like. Cutie Patootis. Oh, man. Deltz is number one dodgeball team.

That's sick. We were a pretty good dodge ball team, too. Maybe just runs. Do the dodgeball rankings? I guess so. Okay. Yeah, this seems like it's AI slop. Yeah, but.

Like, Zach's not going to a wellness, dardy, you know? Go to the best college bars on 6th Street. All right. Flamingo canteena. Oh, Buckshot, dude. Top five. Chubarb can'ta. Buckshot.

Liberty Bar. I don't even... Sixth Street Bar. I don't even know. I only recognize Buckshot. Yeah, me too. By the way, you slack me something. I don't think I did.

It's not Buckshot. That's something. Different kind. Dylan, what about this might interest you more? Top five sororities with the best rush classes. Zeta number one. Keep their videos away from me. They disgust me.

that only had six likes how did you how did you find this yeah it got i just it got served to me dude and i'm like why and then i read it and i was like did they serve this to me because i knew i was interested in cutie patooties uh yeah they must have as a fellow cutie patooty what's the guy's name that's much older uh colin griffith i got just feasting today he's like damn i got dude cute a sophomore you could be a top one top ten chad yeah he's really right he's very chad like top five

cutie patootie to top 10 chads i'd bump slate into number two probably then i'd probably just go find um another cutie patootie around campus to replace zach no offense to zack why you're doing zach like this he's just a he's just a guy he's just a guy he looks chill he's a cutie patooty dillan you don't understand that some some people look for more than just looks they look for a guy who's got personality maybe it's a personality play he's got a cute personality i'll say Coleman now i don't think he's a Cupid duty. He might just be a hot dude. Yeah. Yeah. He's doing all right for himself, I bet.

We're dragging packages right now. Yeah. Seems like it. Yeah. Good for Coleman. Good for these other four. Anyways, thank you, Dave. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you, Instagram. This is, it was a good, you know what? It was nice of Instagram to mix it up instead of just serving me like a random, a girl who plays soccer at Arizona State and just,

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Bees in the stomach. We're talking slate. All right. And we're going to talk Texas Ohio State, of course. That's a big one. That's the game of the weekend. But we have some other interesting ones, of course, too.

Texas State hosting the other I-35 rivalry. Purdue Wake Forest, black and gold. Really? Both of them, yeah. Man, this really is not. I mean, Oklahoma, Michigan was supposed to be a really big game. Like when it was scheduled, like, oh, this is like, we're circling this one.

It's still, like, not a small game, I understand. What if Michigan just beats the game? shit out of OU and we find out that just Western Michigan's just that team. I mean, that would... Western Michigan's just badass. That would make me really happy. Uh, no. I mean, that is the only other matchup I'm looking at among the top 25 teams that's even

Tennessee... Bryce Underwood Legacy game. Tennessee, Georgia Tech, and whatever. They're saying Bryce Underwood Legacy game. Oh, we do have a conference game in the SEC. We get Alabama at Kentucky. But, yeah, it's Michigan, Oklahoma, and then we got Texas of House State. Did you see the Snapchat?

screenshot going around and it's a i don't know i can't verify it's real but it was of the uh friend of the now hopefully one day friend of the show uh alabama quarterback keel on and it was a it was a young lady tech just like dm'd him on snapchat dude i did see that and it was just like her being like real not even like flirty like you want this blah blah blah and he just responded responded with okay yeah and that was it no i think you have it backwards wait wait No, he said, he asked her if she wanted back shots, I think. Oh, I thought that was her to him. And I thought his response was just, that was him.

That was, he asked her if she wanted back shots. Again, this is alleged. This thing, we know that we, this stuff can be altered. But he asked her if she wanted back shots. And she was like, that says something like, we don't even, how about we get to know each other first? And he just said, okay. Yeah, that was him that. He was the one who said that.

Okay. Because he just got kind of swat it a little bit. you need backshots you need back shots uh sorry that was crazy question we don't even know each other and he responded okay dude that's that's q b1 so way that was him okay this is a lead that's that's that's that's qb one stuff man you thought it was the other way around i thought that she just read like just hit him up like cold and he just goes okay no he was saying okay because she was like we need to get to know each other first you were just offering some back shots Dave.

You need back shots? What are back shots? I'm new here. What does that mean? We'll tell you when you're older. Okay. Oh, I guess we better tell them. Okay.

Okay. There's some people out in the bullpen. I think Dylan's shrinking. Is that true? Will, will ask me, all right, so Klein was out here, and he said it'd be funny if he sat in here. Klein's a big guy. He's bigger than I am, for sure.

And he, if he wanted to sit in here and mock me. like I yeah like it's it's it's happened several times sure and then will said are you are you old enough yet to where you start shrinking i thought that was quite rude of him to say and no i'm not shrink the door but it's coming up here 43 is probably the age right you got a couple couple good days left. After 40, I think you lose 1% about muscle mass a year. I swear my dad has lost

two inches from his height. It's crazy how that works. Damn. We used to be pretty close to eye to eye. Now, I'm just patting him on the head. You see differently on a lot of topics. Like Texas football. Football in the state of Texas, I should say.

I don't enjoy watching football with him when Texas is on. All right, anyway. Back to what everyone's here for we got texas we got ohio state it is a top four matchup we got texas it fourth in the ap and ohio state is number one uh am i crazy to think that the heat is going to be a significant x factor in this game um didn't matter last week texas state obviously plays in the same region that texas does but man it is like the high is like a hundred degrees one-oh-one somewhere in there what times kickoff

kickoff is at 630. So the first half and the second half are going to feel very different. I mean, it'll, it'll, you know, it's still going to be very hot on the turf. But, you know, weirdly in that, unless I didn't see it because it's on TV or I was not watching on TV. Texas, Texas State game, it seemed like either were not like a ton of like cramp. You know what I mean? You'll watch these games sometimes. It's like, oh, guys are cramping up left and right.

Yeah. Didn't really have that. I don't know. Ryan Day said they've been doing heat prep. And I wonder what that looks like. You just turn the, you practice indoors and just turn the heater on. Like, what does that look like? Um, I don't know, maybe like a campfire.

There was also one of their players who was interviewed and he said that Ryan Day, or the coaching staff has been showing the defense video of guys tackling Ben Rothesberger. And comparing that to tackling Arch. Man of size. Man of size. Yeah. A little more athletic than Ben. Ben's bigger, but yeah, not as athletic as Arch.

Arch can move around. Yeah. Anyway, I'm very nervous about this game. This is a very important game. I've talked about how difficult Texas schedule is. If Texas drops this one, it's probably stacked against them to reach the playoff, I would think. They can afford one more loss for sure and potentially two more losses after this. And I don't even know if that's going to get them in with three total losses.

but the schedule is so tough. And so I'm just, I'm super antsy about this game. Yeah, a lot of people were pretty, sorry, man, that was a bad yawn on the pod. I was doing a little research for the show. Just seeing what the experts are picking. A lot of people taking Ohio State.

And it is a lot of it's based on last year and their ability to shut down Texas offense, which I think, to be fair, though, Texas O-Line is better. Wide receivers are better. Running game up in the air I don't really know where that's at You can't really tell after one week against T State

But like it didn't look good against T State I have concern I have concern about the push on the offensive line To be fair though T State Not saying it's the best D line It's not that'd be a crazy thing to say It is a large D line Weight-wise

Yeah so Who knows This is I really have no idea what to expect in this game It's I mean Arch has got to be much better than he was last year. Again, I mean, look back at last year's game as poorly as Texas played that game. And you also look at the defense that Ohio State had. They had three first rounders on defense and then another, and then two more second rounders that were drafted from that team.

So that they look, Ohio State is a very talented team no matter what they always are. But they lost some absolute dudes on that defense. In Texas, lost by a touchdown. True. First game of the season. It's, uh, it's in, Columbus playing against a better defense, Texas played like shit and lost by a touchdown. So I try to, like when I'm, when I try to convince myself to be optimistic about the game, I'd consider all those factors. I think it's a, it's a, a field goal game. It's, I think it's going to be a close game.

What is the line? I think Texas is favored by one and a half. Yeah. Obviously, which basically means it's a coin flip game and then they get the, the at-home bump. Oh, dude, those are the freaking best at Home Bar, getting a bump at Home Bar? Shut up. We were at home, no, dude, we were at Home Bar and like, we, yeah, no, we were there, but we had just gone, we were at Miko, and I had, I had had, like, I got cut off because I had four Mambo taxis. But.

Do you was Sladen there? No, he wasn't there. He was pissed off, though, because he wasn't number one cutie-patutie, but we went to Miko, and then we went over to Home Bar. We went to Home Bar and then we went to Milo's. And then we went late night, obviously, back at the house. But there was a bunch of coal checks here. Yeah. Okay.

Okay. Actually? Actually? Actually? No, it was legit. But yeah, you're right, though, Dylan. A home bump is the bell. Okay.

But hey, that's life when you're a motherfucking bratts. You're going to get me doing some dumb shit when I get my hands on my head like this. It means I've given up on the segment. Yeah, man, I don't know what to think. I really don't know what to think. I'm just, like I always am in big games, I'm cautiously optimistic, but if this doesn't go Texas way,

it's obviously it will not be a surprise at all. I'm still picking Texas to win. And that's mostly based on, like, if Sark can't get, can't get it done with this roster, it's just not going to happen. bro he's choosing texas oh number one almost all time i forgot i made a prediction i think earlier this week or last week

and i think i'm somewhere like 2721 texas okay i think i think that's where i am i think texas gets it done but again i could very easily be wrong i think it's gonna be 14 7 the the ohio state offensive line puts some not so great tape up against ball state the right tackle got abused pretty badly. There were a few plays where the defense of the line just absolutely stuffed the running back. And so stuff like that gives me hope, too.

What's Munch Champ doing putting our guy, Colin Simmons back there at Mike? I don't know, but in the clip that everyone's talking about, he was like rushing the passer from that position. So I don't know. Just show something different. Maybe he's just putting something different on tape or maybe he's just trying to get different guys

in different positions. I really don't know what he's doing. Expect his hand to be in the dirt, though, in this game a lot, you know? Yeah. I don't know, man. Jeremiah Smith scares the hell out of me. But then again, the last two games that Texas has played against Jeremiah Smith, he's done literally nothing.

I think he has like 40-something yards total against Texas in those two games. So they've kept them in check so far. You can't keep that guy in check for too long. Who's Texas third wide receiver three? His name is Emmett Mosley. He's a third-year guy. Okay. I'm putting him on X Factor Watch.

He's good. He's real good. Because you're going to scheme out, I think they're going to scheme out Wingo. Wingo coming off massive game. I think you're going to see this other guy step up. Big game for the Texas tight ends as well. You got to have a tight end you can trust if you're arch.

Yeah. Not a checkdown guy, but your safety blanket. if you will. Do you have a prediction for this game? I do. Would you like to share it with the class? No. You're going to have to pay a special tier on Patreon. We're talking bald. This is when you do it. I'm going back. I'm saying 1410

Texas. Low scoring game. Defensive game. Defensive. Really? Yeah. I don't know, man. There's a lot of firepower out there. I think it's I think we'll see some more points. 2117, Texas. You're picking Texas. He's choosing Texas. I guess it's unanimous. Yeah, I, I, I, this is a game.

I, like, Sark has to win this. He has to win this. And I, I, at home, it's going to be fucking hot, like you said. You should win this. Although, like, how many guys from Ohio State, like, grew up playing, like, high school football and hot weather? Yeah, but, you know what I hear you, but also. It's different. I know.

They've been training, they've been training in different temperatures. you know, since they got to school. You're right. You're right. But so, I don't know, I feel like, I feel like Texas just is too elite at the skill position. Yeah. Although, man, like, I'm a little worried about the running backs.

Not the run, just the run game. I'm not worried about the running backs. I'm worried about the offensive line. Yeah, I don't know what that... Giving them holes to run through. Yeah. That's what I'm worried about. Because, I mean, they turned Texas

completely one-dimensional last year because they had no running game. And then it was all on arch and he just, he couldn't handle it. And I think that's going to be different this year. They're going to move the ball much better. Archel, Archel have some yards on the ground. That's another thing he did not do against Texas State.

Probably smart. He didn't run. Yeah, probably smart. So he's going to be doing some scrambling. I'm excited. I'm nervous. I'm anxious. I'm a mess.

And I can't wait to watch this game. What else is on the slate? Dude, not a lot, man. We got, like, Oregon at Oklahoma State, which is a weird one. Okay. So that game before the season looked like, I don't think of my thought that, it was going to be super competitive, but like everybody's, the, the trendy team in the big 12 is Okie State because everybody thought,

yeah, Mestemaker? Mestemaker. He didn't look great, week one. No, they got fucking pretty much dominated by Tulsa. We have Arizona State at Texas A&L. Tulsa featuring a fifth year, Duncanville, safety converted linebacker, Chris Thompson, Jr. Didn't I didn't even know that. Thank you.

Formerly at Auburn, then at U.S. see now he's found a home at Tulsa was injured last year and he loved the team with like 11 tackles last week so Arizona State at Texas A&M does that do anything for you yeah that's sure early game sure this Oklahoma Michigan game man I think Oklahoma is going to absolutely destroy Michigan I don't I don't see how I don't see how Michigan moves the ball on Oklahoma I don't either they might they might not cross a 50 yard line. It's like one of those games. But...

Which they only did twice, by the way, against Western Michigan. I mean, legacy game. Legacy game. Bryce Underwood. I don't, I don't see that. Not against this defense, man. No, I'm just saying, like, this is like a... Oh, you're saying, okay.

Yeah, he's... I thought you were saying established a positive legacy. His coach doesn't believe... His coach basically is like, well, we'll see. He's getting questions in press conferences now that are like it... It's not what you want. Do you feel that you feel that you...

you feel your job is secure. It's not what you want going into a game against OU. Your $10 million five-star quarterback getting questions after Ball State, no, not Ball State, Western Michigan about whether or not your job secure. That's not where you want to be as a program and as a quarterback. That's tough, dude. Yeah, Oklahoma's good. I mean, their defense is much better than their offense, I think, but their defense is just so good.

But their quarterback put on a bunch of muscle. I don't know if you knew that. He's still just, okay. He's a good quarterback and nothing more than that. Okay. Fun. That's about all the slatiness I want to be right now. Where's college game day?

Is it here? Is it here? Oh, yeah. Yeah, dude. I'm not going, but. You're such a... I'm not getting up early again. I don't even have the costume anymore.

I'd have to remake the hat. How do you not have the costume? Hey, real quick, you've changed. Yeah. I got a girlfriend. You used to be so much cooler, man. You really did. I got in my 30s.

What happened to the hat? We tore it off and a bunch of people signed it at the New York meetup and it's rolled up in the other room. Okay. That's what happened to the hat then. Yeah. Who signed? Like listeners? Yeah.

A bunch of listeners. What was the point? You know, auction it off? No, I don't know. Just a keepsake. Thanks to everyone that came to the New York meetup. Randy cares. I guess Dave doesn't.

It's so much so that it's just rolled up in the corner in there. Along with the banner that we after the Chicago meetup. We still have all those that all a bunch of people assigned. We could hang it up, but it's in our conference room. We do an old rivalry game tomorrow, Missouri at Kansas. Is that doing anything for you? No. Me neither.

I don't care. No. Don't care. No offense. Yeah. Missouri. Still ranked. 23rd.

Yeah, what? Okay. No offense to the Gernos. No offense to our friend Micah. Micah, Brad, my dad, others. Yeah.

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I mean, I knew we had a Bobby Schmurter reference earlier, but I didn't know we were going to get a Schmoney reference that song's been on TL today because of the Kirkiversary What does that have to do? What does that have to do with Charlie Kirk? You got to help me out here. Okay, so Charlie Kirk, this is today's the one year.

Oh, they used a leveraged AI to put him on Bobby Shmurda? You threw the hat and the whole thing, yeah. Just leave it alone, move on. Can everybody just move on? Just not as serious. country, Dave. Just be serious. You don't have to...

Tomorrow's 9-11. I'm assuming this is a fake article, but it is fair. Someone sent, uh, the U.S. prepares for massive AI water usage for Kirkaversary. I'm like, you know what? That's probably actually fair. That there's probably going to be a lot of usage. I saw data centers are, hold on. Data centers are just lighting up right now.

No, unrelated. I see the servers down. I saw they're using like 7% of the power. currently okay this is unusual data centers are now 7% of total

U.S. power demand per Goldman Sachs jeez unlike what you sent me on Slack gold man sacks what the hell is this

what is it gold man sack is that like uh is that like a james bomb parody it's a bad I don't know because I didn't send him anything born

James Bond I've got you a won't you gold man sack of although i hate the bit where i i i send you you know pornographic links i hate it well i do have to admit it i you you are you are quick with them well look in the mirror it's a weird it's a weird thing to be good at but you are dude no one's more no one's better at weird shit than i am song recall uh making horny poor porn video names 20 video names that Dylan sent me

I'm the goat of that Oh yeah I saw Jimmy World last night speaking of 25 year 9-11 anniversary tomorrow right 25 yeah right It's the 25th last It's the 25th anniversary tour of Bleed American album

Jimmy Eat World they played that whole album Wow Came out played three songs not from the album And everybody's kind of like Ah right what's going on Including one where they the like the bass player sing and it didn't sound good everybody's like what the fuck is this then they jump right into bleed american and the first song is bleed american and it rips anyway so that that's

pretty much it that's my review the concert that it was that's pretty good yeah you know that's like that album's got like four or five great songs on it is the middle is on there yeah sweetness is on there middle sweetness um bleed american of course authority songs maybe my favorite song on there. It's a song that I was like, I haven't heard this, thought about this song in years.

But anyway, that's my concert review. We got other stuff to get to, like such as. Oh, here we go, Dylan, you've been waiting on this one. No,

I haven't. The Bet US. Is this a Sydney-Sweeney one or the other one? This is the Sarah Smith one. The Ole Miss fan. Which we're not going to show. No. I made the decision.

We're not going to show it because we think it's inappropriate. It is inappropriate. So Bet U.S. It's not us, right? It's U.S. Bet U.S. Doesn't matter. Probably. Don't care.

So Sarah Smith is the Ole Miss fan that was sniped in the crowd just looking. Just being hot. Just looking super fine. And of course, Twitter quickly figured out who she is. Sarah Smith. I'm not doxing here. It's out there. You can look it up.

Didn't ruin her life. Found her Instagram. Just pointed out that she was hot. A bunch of creepy DMs. And, you know, she became the main character for a couple days, which is fine. Good for her. But then, Bet US decided to use the clip of her at the game and leveraging AI. They made her pull her top down.

Oh, God. Didn't show, didn't reveal, like, you know, bare breasts. They had the sports bug over her, the bare breasts. So it was, like, underneath. So, but still. I think there was a broad situation. to though. Either way.

No. No. It was straight up like she look. It's her doing this. Then she looks at the camera, winks. And then she like pulls it down. But like you don't see it because like the graphics on the screen are covering it up.

Quote unquote because it's all fake. God. How many how many boomers saw that on Facebook? Whoa. And I think the quote was the tweet was, uh, George's, no, the Cardinals, DeF willville, right? It was Louisville. They played Louisville.

Yeah. defense didn't stand a chance because then it cuts to an AI of all the the linemen getting on their hands and knees and barking yes that is the that is the clip so that's not real it's not real the the players on the field did not notice her in the stands and immediately start barking at her on all fours that did not happen um you've lost control of your team if you're if you're if you're o line or it's like barking at the girl in the stands especially when you're you're in like a close game i was a good you're in the game literally went down the guys focus up this would be a huge upset yeah um aside from it being just like extremely inappropriate to you especially someone who

doesn't give you permission to do that but like using someone's name image and likeness to promote your brand without their consent is also like a major what is her name against sarah what sarah smith i'm looking i'm doing a twitter search to see if any news has come out there's no h in sarah if that helps So someone co-tweeted and said, I hope she sues the shit out of you. And I think she probably can, right? It makes me wonder if they're like, if they're an offshore company who doesn't care about that kind of shit, like some of these sketchy gambling sites are.

I don't know. I don't know the jurisdiction and all that shit. I don't know how that works. She's from Knoxville. I don't know why that's just what it says. Uh, yeah. I mean, she definitely, I mean, she should try because that's just, it's bullshit. I think even like the Burnerverse guys, like, whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you guys doing?

Yeah, I'm a little far. If they're not on your side, then, you know, you're probably doing something wrong. Pretty bad. She did a DM recap video. Did you see that? I did. I did see that, yeah. I noticed you had not sent any.

I'm proud of you. Thank you. Did you think about it? I did not. No, they didn't cross my mind at all. Because you're married and you have. Yeah. It'd have been, even if I wasn't married, that'd been weird.

Mm-hmm. You'd, no, you'd be like, hey. I don't know if you read TFM back in the day. You probably were familiar with me. When I was in college, I actually was ranked the number three, QD-Pat-Tootie for all sophomores at my school. Dude, you were not a top five QDipat-Tudy. Dude, it was right there.

They ranked me. This guy, Diemder, it was a lot of guys just trying to pay pig. Hey, Sarah, I want to buy you a bag from Paris. What's your favorite brand? Someone said bankrupt me. Yeah. I mean, as far as like DMing a college girl goes, like that's fairly, you know what I mean? Like you could just be way, way worse than like take my money.

Yeah. Really? She probably didn't share like the super aggressive ones, which I'm sure she got. They're probably much worse. Yeah. No, there's a really long one. This is probably the guy who talked to that car girl. But today I came across your picture at that game on Twitter.

It took me a few seconds and checking. Yeah, like, I mean, this guy wrote a novel. Some of these guys. It's guys who were joking, like bankrupt me. And then there are guys like that who think they actually are going to get a response from her. And it's just a sad place to be. Yeah, she's also engaged. I saw that she was married either way.

Or maybe she's married either way. She's spoken for it. Very much in a committed relationship. And she's also not promoting a sketchy betting site by flashing the fans. Now. Is she going to be a, is she going to be a polymarket partner? or a kalshi partner in the next week she's got it she's got to strike while the iron's hot if she wants to be like a somebody maybe she just wants to be let her just be normal that would be great

although i mean old miss factors you know it seems to be like they're going to be a player we haven't seen the last of her at a game right think you're right but now she knows like okay they're going to be looking for me so i'm going to get a fit off oh she's got to keep going to games yeah she's to bring her her her boy she's a son no her mans oh and he's got now the pressure is going to be on him is he a cutie patuti that's the question i bet he well it's it's a c cac couple yeah he could be just a grotesque fat guy it could be yeah or you know he might be like randy suggested he could be a top five cutie putti we don't know it's very possible but he could just be a fucking ogre

whose dad sold a fucking midstream oil and gas company and now this kid's just like whatever he's been in college for five years yeah he's dating a cutie pituite himself well we don't know i haven't seen some photo yeah i don't know she's actually still

in school and she could just be a fan in the stands yeah yeah you don't have to be in school to go to games certainly famously uh could we move on to this anthropic no i haven't moved on Yeah, bud. Okay. No, yeah, we can move on. So this got a lot of attention yesterday or the day before. Jacob Coxon.

Jacob Coxon is his name. And I... What's your deal? Why are you looking around the room? He said, I resigned from Anthropic today. Of course, Anthropic is the AI company that built Claude. That's the Claude guy, the Claude Company. Oh, let's go.

I spent the last three years doing pre-training... research at both open AI and anthropic. Open AI, I believe, is the chat GPT. I believe so, yes. Yeah. Neither company is acting responsibly. They're racing straight to self-improving super intelligence and gambling with our lives. What? More thoughts below. Gambling culture's killing us. I won't read all the follow-up tweets. There are, I think, like six or seven of them, but he goes on to say that there is basically a race between all these AI companies to out-performing to outperform each other.

And it's, he thinks that at some point, the intelligence will be so advanced that it starts killing everybody. He says it's very possible that AI will begin killing all of us. Like, uh, nukes. I'm wondering how that, like, what that would look like. Uh, I watched some like clips of him being interviewed and stuff. So the concept of what he's talking about is normally called the singularity,

where we get a point in technology that technology, that technology becomes so advanced that it rapidly starts improving on itself faster than we can. So it's like this AI will get to a certain point where it's intelligent enough that it will continue to improve, improve, improve, and we can't like keep it in check. It doubles down on itself because it's from Dublin. Exactly. Is that it helps you.

You understand? So that being said, like it'll be so smart that it could hack through anything. It could get through, you know, nuclear codes. Nice. Your crypto wallet. It's going to steal all your laptop coin. You can have it. It can destroy infrastructure.

It could create bio-weapons or something like that. So it's like it can... It better not do that. Hey, you better not do that. Yeah. Skynut, you know, The Terminator. Okay. It's not going to...

Robots aren't going to start ripping us in half or anything like that. They could start creating robots that do. Who knows? See, I'm not... Poison our drinking water or something. I'm less worried about that. See, you got to worry about that. We already had...

We've had municipalities who've had their... water treatment plants facilities put a bunch of poop viruses on our lettuce or something dumb guy question you ready for this new segment if we're advancing quickly to something that's potentially super scary like this is there a way to just like literally shut it all down can we turn it like the fuck off we could but that's man's hubris right there how is how they're going to stop it how are we going to stop ourselves as someone

full disclosure who leverages clawed from time to time it wouldn't really affect my life significantly if it just went away. I'm not suggesting it's so easy to like unblock the servers, you know. No, but I think. But like, is there a way to just, I think you'd have to convince the guy is the tech barons? Yeah. Making all the monies.

That's the problem. The guy even said in an interview I watch, he's like, right now, this is not a risk. Like, we're not at that point. It's that if we continue with like no guardrails and keep on doing this, that in a couple of years, it could get there. Five years from now, when you're like five, seven. Mm-hmm.

When you're all shrunk down. Unrelated, but when you're five-seven, then, yeah, it could be a real problem. So, yeah, we could stop it, but then tell all the tuck billionaires to stop it. And then everyone's like, well, we need to make it before trying to make it. Also, like, uh, we don't want them to have it. Also, like, uh, we, our governor has paused, uh, the data center stuff. It's not exactly like accurate representation of what's going on. The data center industry and, in, for sure in Texas,

is like the new gold rush. And it's not just like the data centers going in. It's all the stuff that supports it. So you're going to get a lot of pushback from all sorts of businesses, whether it's like the HVAC companies that go and cool the data centers, the water companies that are trying to figure out ways to cycle the water. A global commitment from everyone to like stop. Which will never happen.

It doesn't work like that. I've seen experts predict a 10% chance that it kills everybody. which is a pretty high number. Yeah. See, but there's also the people that think that, you know, AI will help us so much that will be,

it'll be able to research way better than us that like, it'll be able to, like, cure cancer, like immediately. So there's that, like the optimistic view. And then there's also the,

you know, it could kill us all. And then there's the super optimistic Elon Musk view that says that it's going to create so much abundance for everyone in the world that no one's going to have to work. We're all going to be rich, which is, there's no fucking way.

that's accurate yeah it's no laughing matter but this is describe the hell describe it it's sarah smith the hot o'emiss fan with their arms up and then there's a someone a i'd joe biden's smelling her armpit for a reason that i'm not sure of it's not good not good at all somebody probably leveraged ai for that Certainly. Because he was, I don't think Joe Biden was actually standing next to her in the stands. You don't know. I'm going to buy her some laptop coined. Okay.

My lady, laptop coin from my lady? So I don't know. It's one of those. It's real cheap right now. Yeah, what is it? Like three cents? It's fractions of fractions of fractions of fractions of a penny. All right.

It's like 0.000, 0.02 cents. All right. And so, yeah. I mean, I don't, dude, this is just, something I don't have the capacity to worry about. Yeah, I don't worry about stuff like this. It's existential.

If it happens, it happens, right? I can't stop it. What am I going to do? Unplugged the servers. Stop going online. I got a bunch of liquid death in my garage. You did become a prepper, right? I've got some prep.

Only when it comes to canned water. I got some canned tuna. Okay. You got some cans? Yeah, I can't tune as well, actually. Yeah, mine's a wild cut. Yours is probably farm-raised bullshit. Probably.

Mine's wild as hell, dude. Shut up. I'm on that wild shit. But this is how we get John Connor, though. Don't Connor. I'm Detective John Kimball. Come with me if you want to live. Terminator 2.

Which is today's thumbnail. Wow. Is that what that's from? Yeah. That was the whole point. I didn't actually look at it The Garden did it Oh yeah

We got the social media Yeah the garden did the posting today Did he? Yeah I think I did a tweet Oh you did the tweet Yeah

I didn't do the Instagram I just assumed the garden was doing it You fucking dumbass I thought I saw the tweet And I thought he did it My bad Someone said we'd call him Brodieo I don't like that

Okay whoever said that Yesterday Go fuck yourself He might be the garden for now We'll see TBD. I got to meet him. We got to feel him out a little bit.

Just check his vibes. You got to pump fake him in the office. See how he handles it. God, you're going to be smaller than him soon. He's not, he's not bigger than me. Well, no, yeah, give it a couple weeks. We did a height check. Yeah, I see what you're saying.

Yeah. Gravity is really taking his toll on you. You know why, right? It's not fair, but this is, this is true. I look this up. You have a larger head, so it has more, gravity, has a larger surface area to push down on, and it's compressing your spine and making it spinal, it's making you smaller.

That might actually have like very marginal effects. I'm very smart when it comes to this gravity stuff. Damn, it's because of my big head. Yeah. My dad has a big head. I never noticed that. Your dad's got good hair though. He has good hair.

And you combine that with your, your whittle podcast legs that are not supporting you up. Like, that's a bad combination. Damn, I'm smoked. Yeah, it's you're all, Stoked about being high cut, next thing you know, you're just uncooked. Just chopped unc over here. I'm still big bro.

Let's see this weekend and fun. Hey, it's hard money, Micah. It's time for this weekend. For this weekend, there's a crazy event happening. I like to turn up. Bro, there's a crazy event happening. We had the party and it was lit. I got yelled at by a prostitute.

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Tocovus.com slash CRCLBK. C-R-C-L-B-K, C-Site for details. Ticovus, point your toes west. Dylan. Got a fun little getaway, as I mentioned. The family and then by family, it's me, it's Chels, it's Parks. My sister, Haley, brother-in-law, Kendo, and my two little nieces, and my dad. We're all going to Hyatt Hill Country this weekend outside of San Antonio.

It's one of these resorts that has like lazy rivers and swimming pools and lagoons and stuff. It's like a kid's paradise. So this is mostly for the kids, but I'm very much looking forward to it. I cannot wait. And of course, that means I will be watching the Texas Ohio State game. They have a cool sports bar there. So plan on getting there in time to get a nice little table, whole squad.

We're going to pile in there and watch the game. This is going to be tough for you. I know. You don't do well. I will be recording it so I can watch it at home when I get back. But you can pop a pill or anything? Like, chill. I'll be with my family.

I know, but you're going to freak out. You're going to freak out. I'm going to freak out. Yeah. The only type of dude to be walking around like this. I get, dude, I was anxious during the Texas State game. It's not healthy for me. It really is ridiculous.

Dylan's going to be going on the water slides like this. Yeah, I'm going to have to just. I'm going to have to keep the game off my mind while I'm, like, enjoying family time. Ready? Here's Dylan. Going down the slide. Zip lining with a frown of my face. And then ready?

Hold on. I'm not a nose holder. Get out of here with that. I'm so excited about this trip. Again, I'm anxious about the game, but it's going to be fun. That's all I got. Randall. Me.

Don't got too much planned. A pecan, pecan, how you want to pronounce it, street festival is this weekend. Usually it was downtown, but it's like it's an arts and crafts,

music, food festival. It's been a thing since I was a kid, by the way. But now it's sounding like the Beecaves Galeria. Better than the Brisket Fest? Hopefully.

So might go check that out, just, you know, peruse, whatever. I mean, it's a big game. So I wouldn't be opposed.

to just walking down campus and trying to find a tailgate or find someone that's doing a tailgate because, you know, it is fun. So maybe try to do that, try to go to that festival. Otherwise, no real big plans other than that. I'll probably try to save as much money as possible and just chill this weekend. Chit-chill. This boy's chit-chilling. Do you know why it's called the Pecone Street Festival? They used to be on Pecan Street? Technically, yes. Sixth Street used to be called Pecan Street. Ah, that's really upsetting. that it's not there anymore. And it was a small town.

I'll be honest, Pecan Street's way cooler sounding than 6th Street. Yeah, but all big cities, they do the numbered streets. It's a thing. Yeah.

Woke. I changed the name for Pecans. Pecan Street's cool. It is cool. A lot of the countries around Austin. True. I'm surprised you didn't know that, Randy.

I didn't know that. Yeah. Well, you didn't? No. Come on, man. Look around, dude.

Oh, yeah. We got a, pretty low key got t-ball practice Saturday first t-ball game Sunday very interested to see fall is a little bit

fall league is a little bit more relaxed in spring I don't really know why that is but it just is you get a little bit more you get some kids on the team that are a little newer to the game it's not quite as competitive and that's good still want to win

mm-hmm still want these kids to run through first face. They do me a favor. Did I say you just stand on first base? Did I see you hit the ball, drop the bat, run, and just jump and stand on first base instead of running through? How about this? How about you run pole to pole for the next hour?

How about that? Got to teach them. Is that a hickie on your neck? These are five-year-olds. You're going to let a woman disrespect you like that? That's a callback. It is. The only true patrons know that one.

Shout out to Coach Luke. Fake name. Yeah, we're just around. I'm looking forward to getting a little slaty. Like I said, my cats are hosting the roadrunners of UTSA. It's a big one. It's a big one. The cats, last time they hosted UTSA, they absolutely beat the piss out of them.

So we're looking for more of that. It'll be interesting to see how, you know, getting banged up a little bit against the Longhorns does to you. I mean, they came out relatively healthy, but like, you know, takes its toll. A hot game, your first game,

and you're going against maybe the best offense in college football, we'll see. A lot. We'll see. Yeah, dinner tonight, Kleiner. Looking forward to that.

Yeah, me too. Randy might go. You're going? I've been there. Oh. We'll see. I'll try. I'll tell you what else is in the end.

Paul and I'm getting allergy tested tomorrow. I've got to get an allergy test. Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. That's something I guess is on Dylan and my weekend. We're doing a little retail therapy workshop tomorrow. Oh yeah, that's right.

Yeah, shout out to the retail therapy boys. Really hoping I can make an appearance of that. I really wish I didn't. I booked this allergy test like five months ago because they make you, they're so backed up. Like you have to book it five months in advance and I can't change it. otherwise I'd be waiting another couple months. Cool. Not cool, actually.

I want to be a retail therapy thing. We get the custom a sweatshirt with patches and stuff. I know. I'm going to be jealous. I don't get one. I might have to have a, is there a backer I can send him my proxy? Can anybody get into this thing?

Gotta be on a list. Oh. Invite only. Is there a cool backer who wants to go? Is sauce going? I don't know. I just got the invite last week. I'm going to,

I used the rest of my time to do a small business September. This guy wanted Randy to read this, but I'll just do it. First time, long time reaching out on my wife's behalf. My wife operates her own baby sleep consulting business called Rested Blessings. Dylan, make notes here. I'm taking mental notes right now. Rested blessings. In her words, I help sleep-deprived parents teach their babies to achieve a full-night

sleep with customized sleep plans. My methods are science-backed-and-gentle, leaving the old cry-it-out method in the past. If any parents are expecting, parents are interested in learning more about baby's sleep plans, check out her website at www.w. Rested Blessings.com This comes from Tim. I don't know his wife's name, but there we go. Rested Blessings.com.

A lot of people out there got babies coming up and go check it out. I need this. The backer that I just called in on voicemails. Check it out. What? He was about to have a baby. Well, his wife was up. Oh, yeah, sure.

Yeah, you're right. Okay. All right, there you go. You ready for some comments of the week? Please. These are Randy's comments of the week. All right, got a couple here. A shorter week, so don't have as many.

But Andrew comments, Randy having the most corporate food slop weekend is very on brand. It's true. It is true. It is true. I'm a little concerned for Kevin here because this was a suggestion for a theme week. Speaking of which, email Dave at washedmedia.com or hit the host line at 877 352-467747 for Fan Week. That will be not this upcoming Tuesday, but the Tuesday afterwards.

Fan Week. Just stories from sporting events that you have seen. It doesn't matter what the sport is. Fan Week. That is it. So he, Kevin here, had a suggestion. I'm a little concerned about him. He says, how about did she actually love me week?

You think that'd be a good week? That sounds depressing. I hope you're doing all right, Kevin. Gosh. All right. Jonathan comments, new Brett's nickname is Deuce. Then you got Mondo and Deuce. See where I'm going with this?

Okay. Daniel W. you, this is in, these next two are in reference to Dylan and the Vortex bottle, Daniel W. comments, Dylan, there's no world in which this situation isn't resolved by you bleaching the two-hole.

Yeah, good point. Okay, I'll talk to Will about it. All right, okay. You know, I'll do it. We'll settle terms. Well, then this is my favorite of the week. Another suggestion from Daniel P. Will should get to name

Dylan's kid for this. That's, yeah, good idea. feels a little extreme we'll see about it so thank you to everyone that comment will shivery you gotta run up by chels too billy shivs billy shivary that's not bad

we're not doing running back this week Monday just threw me off and I forgot to do it sorry what are you gonna do with your time I'm gonna wish everyone a very safe and fun weekend and go horns you don't want to do that off the top

Dave made a comment about curtains Also Dave's good at weird shit New character are unlocked Oh my God I can't take my normal an heistamines And I'm just getting smoked right I'm getting poured out All right

All right Bye Bye bye