Circling Back - Vaping Teens & Bath Water

Episode Date: July 10, 2019

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all right we're back circling back podcast my name is will defrees to my right dave ruff hey good morning will good morning dylan how you guys doing good morning dave what's up i noticed you pulled out the millie rock what are you talking about? Just kidding, but I'm not. You did. You know, people who are certified backers would understand why that's a funny reference you just made. Yeah, if they would only subscribe, like we've been telling them to, then they would know why. That's a joke, and that's funny.

To the optimized tier, actually. Optimized certified backers. Sure. Yeah. I can't imagine not being optimized at this point. Can you? Like, really? What do you do with your free time? It's weird. Like, nit? backers sure yeah i can't imagine not being optimized at this point can you can't like really like what do you do what do you do with your free time it's weird like knit it's weird are people knitting yeah yeah people love to get knits off

dylan dylan's pointing himself dylan because it's my turn to be introed no we're only a minute in oh um I would like to wish a happy belated birthday to OJ Simpson. Okay. Who's celebrated by playing golf and getting a tweet off him. That's huge. From the T-Box.

What did he... I missed the tweet. I didn't see the tweet either. I might have to unfollow him. Why would you unfollow OJ? I don't know. He's just... I'm worried that something's

going to go bad. Oh, yeah. Maybe like a double murder. Yeah. He did basically the... He is murdering these tweets, though. That's the lowest of the hanging fruit. He killed the last one.

All right. Come on. He was sitting in his drive off, you know, he's sitting in his drive and, of course, like a thousand people said, oh, did you slice it?

You know. There are some good ones. I don't know if you want... Yeah, we do. Go ahead. Okay. Well, give us the tweet. Is it just a vid?

It's just a video. His caption says, How old is he? He says, Celebrating my 33rd annual 39th birthday. Ha ha ha. That's such a dad joke that I almost respect it. It's a dad joke.

Someone says, Hey, I'm golfing today too, Juice. Only difference is I haven't carved up my wife and left her to die. Jeez. That's good. I like that. These people do not have birthdays anymore. It's a picture of Nicole and Ron Goldman.

Oh, that's okay. OJ, I'll play you a match. Loser goes to prison. Okay. And the last one, this guy, Dodge Ram owner, who's a really funny account. I suggest following it. He said, damn, you killed that driver. It's like you killed Nicole.

That's a little off-brand. You see because there's a lot of speculation that he is a double murderer, David. Think about us. Think about if we face any criticism on Reddit or something, we don't always get like annoyed with it, but sometimes we do.

And so imagine just every single tweet that you had, someone brought up like a double homicide. That's so much worse than any criticism we will ever have to face. Yes. Which is good for us, I guess. Well, I mean, there's no promises. As long as none of us kills anybody, much less two people, we'm not there's no promises as long as none of us

kills anybody much less two people um yeah we're not gonna have it as bad as oj which is always comforting and in all likelihood we will probably be incarcerated sure so we probably won't have access to twitter unless we hire the right legal team to get us off. Yeah. Spend many, many, many millions of dollars on a legal team. We could just go to Neptune, Florida. Neptune Beach for that. Jupiter. What do you mean?

I don't get it. You get it, Will, for what you said the lawyers were going to do. Oh, to get us off. To get us off. Yeah, there we go. There we go. Massage parlor.

Yeah. Ah, it is a Bob Craft reference. Yeah, it was. We get it now. Yeah. I could spill some drops of Jupiter. Spill the tea. Come on.

That's dirty. That is gross. That's a problem. Come on. Just listen to this. They call that space juice. We're doing train jokes today. Yeah.

Train. We alluded to it earlier. Circling Things is live on Patreon. It's part of our optimized tier. It's electric. Episode 1 came out yesterday. Episode 2 should be dropping on friday uh not that not that difficult to figure out uh yes it is only available on the optimized

tier uh five dollars to get you in the door for our friday episodes everything else you know that's just how it is um we also have merch up watchmedia.com slash shop i was making some mock-ups yesterday some long sleeves oh shit yeah are they looking out there i made some hat mock-ups but i'm not i'm not psyched about the hat options at our disposal right now so if people are wanting those just wait a little bit we might have to do some testing and see you gotta be you gotta be actually careful with hats man you got. Because people are so particular about hats. It's tough, man. Remember back in the day when there was like two kinds

of hats? That's it. And now you have so many options. You're doing the Von Dutch trucker hat today, which is looking cool. You just bought a top hat? You're bringing that back. Yeah, I'm trying, man. Wow, Bill. Cocked to the side just a little bit.

You're looking like Coach today. Cock to the side just enough so it's like, did he mean to do that? Yeah, no, he did. You bet your ass it's intentional. I saw Dylan driving the other day, and he just had the really low-profile visor. And he was texting. Have you seen the guy? I have friends who wear the old school.

Not even old school. I guess the dad visor is the newer one because like back in the day the vintage one was the big high brim high crown i i don't think high crown visor ever go out of style i love so tight i hate the other like the low profile they're terrible you see the guy in the gym who wears his hat just like so low like cocky baseball guy low but like even more extreme than that. That's the Texas State special. He has to look up to see where he's going. That's the Texas State circa 2006, maybe a little bit earlier.

That was when that was really coming hot. What about the dudes who just do like, it looks like they took their hat, wrapped it around a Coke can, and just rubber banded it for three three months before they put it on. And it's just such a severe curve. That's a small-town redneck curve. I would love to see what Luke P's hat collection looks like in his closet. He's got a bunch of those, I bet.

But he also went through a flat brim phase. He probably played middle infield. He probably had the phase where he had the fitted major league cap and it was so low it covered his eyebrows oh yeah he bought it like too big and he didn't want to like get a new one so he just tucked his ears into it i saw lebron doing that recently it wasn't backwards though but i have like a nice Detroit Tigers like ball cap. Like, I mean, what would you call it? A ball cap.

But like the actual official one. And I think it's tight. And I would love to wear it to games and stuff, but I can't. I look like an idiot because my ears just stick out. I don't feel like I even have ears that stick out like more than anybody else. Dude, your ears are weirdly like, not weirdly they flush they're very flat to your head yeah they are maybe maybe the issue that i have is that the hat makes them stick out a little bit when i said it on top because your ears are very close to your head it freaks it like when i look in the mirror i'm like i look like such an idiot it's like you don't have ears you look at me on yeah yours don't do what his do look at me straight yeah yeah you have

flat ears yeah you don't have it that's tight i want flat ears okay does that affect your hearing i told you man i've had water in my ear for like over a week now oh maybe because you're doing uh sideways no no i knew you would say that i knew you would bring that up that was that was after the fact dude put some vodka in your ear you know how to do it is that oh yeah i forgot that that's an actual thing he's rubbing alcohol but vodka is just pour claw in your ear and see what happens should i just do white claw that's essentially like doing vodka and hydrogen peroxide because it's bubbly the alcohol will dry it will dry it out though i bet if you dropped a white claw in your ear your eardrum would just start

playing a killer solo i could do some drops of jupiter in my ear you gotta stop that's two in like six minutes two train jokes in under eight minutes. But it's the same joke twice. That one was a reach. No, both of them were good. Both of them were really good. The first one was a seven out of ten. That one was a three.

No. Just saying. No. You just pop that mango and you pour it in and all of a sudden you just start hearing wipeout. Oh, on the drums?

Double kick drum. I used to play that on the desk all the time. That was a fun... That's like the ultimate desk drum. Yeah, I think the ideal, though, is if you pour some black cherry and you hear Buck Cherry.

Did someone send you the Buck Cherry vehicle? No. Someone had a Buck Cherry license plate and two Buck Cherry bumper stickers. That dude has to be the manager for Buck Cherry, right? It was not a nice vehicle. No one's doing Buck Cherry anymore. for Buck Cherry, right? It was not a nice vehicle. No one's doing Buck Cherry anymore. Is Buck Cherry still touring?

They're doing like a... Given the subject matter of most of their songs, I would be surprised if they were even able to tour at this point. They're doing bottom-tier fraternity tours? They're not doing fraternity tours. They're not doing that circle. This is actually a good opportunity for us. At Eisenhower's over South By, we're having Buck Cherry play Circle Fest. Like they're not doing that. This is actually a good opportunity for us at Eisenhower's over South by we're having

Buck Cherry play Circle Fest. I'm looking it up. Circle Fest. Yeah. I got news. Buck Cherry is alive and well and touring. What are their dates? When are they coming to Austin?

What if we just had a meet up at a Buck Cherry show and they were just like, dude, this is the biggest crowd we've had. We've had in months. Dude. Okay. Five people. Yeah. It sounds like they're

really hitting all the hot spots such as waterloo canada harrisburg pa poland new york lancaster pennsylvania greensboro north carolina hampton virginia salisbury maryland these are power players i don't think these guys ever sold out stadiums but i think they probably opened for dudes who sold out stadiums so they know what it feels like to play in a big atmosphere how depressing is it when your agent comes to you and he's like hey guys uh we just added some new shows we got poland new york poland new york oh dude we're going to poland oh i'll go to this one i'll go to red they're playing red rocks are you no they're not no they're not i want to go see a show there so bad i do i do too.

I was thinking about this the other day, actually. I don't know if I'll ever travel solely for a concert. Holy shit. So it'll have to match up. Yeah. Like, I'm never going to fly somewhere for a show. Let's get a ski off up there and catch a show. Do they do winter shows?

I don't know. Fellas. It's probably too cold. Fellas, fellas, what are you doing Sunday, September 22nd? Keep in mind, this is Sunday. Oh, man, I'm going to be out of town. Where are you going to be in Houston? Laguna Beach.

I'll be coming back from Vegas. Y'all want to change plans, go to KD Texas, the Wildcatter Saloon? I will ask my friends if they can change their wedding just so I can go to this show with you. They'll probably accommodate that. That's a Sunday night. It's reasonable. I love a good Buck Cherry show on a Sunday night.

They always say never miss a Sunday show. Man. Yikes. Someone responded to my text the other day with yikes. And I was like, hey, this didn't deserve a yikes. That was me. I think. You do a lot of yikeses.

What's wrong with yikes? It's supposed to be for only the most egregious tweets. Yeah. And it wasn't a tweet. I know, but still. I know. But when people do it in the group text, it needs to be like, it can't be something,

you can't yikes something someone says about themselves. It has to be about somebody else. Because yikes is reserved for, yeah for only the most outlandish responses. Actually, it wasn't directed at anyone in particular. It was directed at the situation that you were talking about. You remember what it was about, right? No. Want me to tell you?

No. I mean, it's not embarrassing. It was about Sally and the birthday situation and she was trying to change the reservation. Oh, I don't think that's what I'm talking about. Oh, that's what I yikes. Oh, no, I don't think that's what I'm talking about. Okay. Yeah. So I thought she was going to discover that you didn't actually have a reservation for dude. You know, so I threw Sally a surprise birthday party for her 30th birthday on Monday. That's what I'm alluding. And then I made a, I told her as a, as a lie that we were going to dinner

at a place near where the party was. Sunday night comes along and she's like, hey, can we change tomorrow night's reservation to earlier? And I was like, yeah, for sure. I'll call the restaurant, which like obviously I don't have to do because the reservation's not there. I'll call the restaurant and do it. Sure enough, being the proactive type a person she is she just gets on

the phone without talking to me and calls the restaurant yeah and they're like we don't have a reservation under that name and i'm sitting there on the couch and i'm like oh no so then did you explain it i i said i was like they must have messed up i was like i called and made the reservation i didn't do it online or anything and so I made up like a bunch of stuff and then she made another reservation for five o'clock like that's what she switched the reservation to to five o'clock a little bit early early reservation early bird special it's like when Dylan goes to Luby's or whatever so then because I was with her pretty much all Monday she was off on Monday so I was like yeah okay whatever because I was with her all Monday I texted her sister and I was like, Hey, can you cancel the reservation for, uh,

five o'clock at this restaurant? Her sister forgets to do it probably because she was doing a majority of the heavy lifting when it came to planning the party. 545 rolls around on Monday and we get a phone call to her phone from a random Austin number. Oh no. The restaurant calling. I just, like, man. Oh, it just went.

Everything was out to my God. And now we're probably never going to get a reservation there ever again. Cause I think we're insane. And we missed our reservation. What place is this? Uh, Josephine house. Okay.

Steak frites night. Yeah. And so and so yeah but it was such a nightmare scenario but i did end up pulling it off shouts to me anyway i love that place man it's great i haven't been back since uh a big group of us went if you're ever in town if you're ever in austin and you have a monday night to kill some time go to steak freeze night josephine house you get a three-course meal all you can drink wine uh more food than you can eat for a pretty cheap price that's not spawned what it sounded very spawned what is spawn well i want to give some some some i know context to people the bullet the bullet points the points you were making, which are all true, it just sounded like copy.

I can make anything sound like an ad read. Like take this, for example. That's your superpower. Have you ever had someone come up to you and say, you smell amazing. What cologne are you wearing? Yeah, a couple of people. I'm wearing Sinford.

Yeah. Just the other day, I sprayed myself down with some Aqua de Parma. I'm not sure if you've heard of that. Yeah, the Parmesan flavor. Yeah, and I did that, and it was in a container that, you know, it was small, compact.

How many ounces is that? Let me try it. Very travel-friendly. You can bring that thing on a plane, huh? Oh, you can bring it on a plane, baby. That's huge. You know, we've all been there. I can't tell you how many ounces it is,

but each of these Scentbird cologne samples has 120 sprays. That's enough to apply more than four times daily for a month no one needs to do that it's a lot no one needs four times daily no so just think about that you have so many sprays it's like 120 yeah yeah we've all chosen our clones we've enjoyed them i enjoyed them. I use them all the time. Scentbird is a luxury fragrance subscription service. It's a way for you to mix up your cologne and perfume routine. It's a way for you to discover new colognes or perfumes

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Sign on. Smell amazing. Well, I noticed you said keep it in your cupboard. Mm-hmm. You didn't pronounce it your cup board. Cupboard. Why didn't you say your cupboard

because um i'd like to share a little anecdote about the time i was reading a passage from indian in the cupboard in fourth grade and i called it a cupboard for the entire time and no one no one told me yeah and no one like the teacher didn't stop me she waited till after i was done tell me it was not couple dude i think we've talked about this because i had the same situation when i said maybe i definitely told the story on some we were doing it it was a native american some type of native american novel and the woman in it was sewing something s-e-w third grade me pronounced it how i was suing, and I said that she was suing something, and everyone laughed at me.

And I was like, how do all you third graders know how to pronounce this already? See, that visual is a lot funnier, because it's just like she's just litigating her ass off. I used to hate reading long passages in class. I feel like so, SCW is a difficult word for third graders to nail every single time. And every kid was laughing at me. To this day, I have trouble saying the cupboard. Cupboard.

I don't say cupboard. I just say cabinet just to avoid saying cupboard. I do too. It's not a word that I use often. I might say it once every two years. Yeah. You guys are afraid of cupboard? I'm not afraid of it.

I just prefer cabinet. Dude, I'm telling you, when I say it, when I say it, in my head, there's bells ringing because I don't think I'm saying it right. Am I crazy for thinking that they're two different things? A cupboard and a cabinet? Can you explain the difference? I think a cupboard is something that is in a kitchen that has several lined up next to it,

where a cabinet is more of a standalone thing. Can we just acknowledge that the word cupboard is spelled poorly? For the way it's pronounced, it should not be spelled like that. Like, cut board? Yeah, like, they're just setting up people like me to fuck it up, and I don't like that.

English language is tricky, man. Don't we have one of the hardest languages? Like, unnecessarily? Is that right? It's one of the harder to learn, yeah. Especially, like, writing, because shit just doesn't make sense. Like, we have different we have like in most

languages there's like one rule yeah for like a certain thing that you do i feel like they don't teach you that when they teach you a new language like in spanish they never explain to me hey these are the rules like this is how it works in most cases it's much simpler than i feel like if they compared it to english i would have been able to maybe learn it a little faster. Why is there a U after the G in tongue? Why don't they just spell it T-U-N-G? Tongue. Tongue.

It's spelled like tongue-u. Come on, dog. I got a little update here. So when I looked up the word cupboard, it's a noun. People forget that. A cabinet or small recess. Is that right?

A small recess? Is it like a recess? A small recess with a door and typically shelves used for storage. So it is a cabinet. So they're one and the same. No, I've just never seen, I've never heard of it referred to as a small recess or recess. What's going on? Why was that Indian in the cupboard?

What was he doing? Why did you and I both mess up during Native American themed books? I don't know. Maybe we're not very cultured. I feel like I am. I'm going to learn my culture a little bit better, please. I took Indian law. You were here before y'all i took american indian law in law school people forget that too yeah i don't remember any of it very hard class i did some of that yeah we talked about that because you were asking about you wanted to start your own cigarette

thing where you roll cigarettes i didn't yeah you were gonna you wanted to start a business where you go to weddings and you become like the cigarette cigar roller guy I don't think that would and you were asking me you don't remember this I went to a wedding I went to a wedding

one time you'd crush they had the cigar roller but they had nothing to light it with that's so embarrassing I was just like dude what

I wanna smoke this do they not want you to smoke it there I guess I'll take this home let me smoke it I had that happen to me too I just brought my own Bunsen burner. You could smoke them if you got them.

Did you really? Yeah. That's weird. It seems like you could just bring a zipper. Did you have Alyssa put that in her purse or something? No, I keep that thing on me. I keep that thing on me. Just pulled it out.

Should we actually talk about what we're supposed to talk about today? I want to talk more about a small recess with a door and typically shelves used for storage dude i'm sorry people think we're high mainly me cupboard is cupboard is how it's pronounced fuck y'all okay miss buck miss buck you did me wrong she got you. Please chill. What do you want to talk about first? Let's talk about the vaping tweet. That tweet was fire.

I don't know what you're talking about. I have not passed judgment on this tweet yet. I have not said anything about this tweet. That's the kind of tweet you want to read. Hold on. I just searched fleek vape to find it. Read the tweet, Dave. This is from Joyce Beatty. She's a congresswoman representing a favorite state of ours,

Ohio's third congressional district in the U.S. House of Representatives, which is big. Shouts to all of our Ohioans out there. Can I ask you a question? Did she delete this tweet? Oh, no, here it is. No, no, she knows not to delete it. You can't just bleach or abort your tweet.

Hey, teens! Vaping isn't fleek or fire. Flame emoji, flame emoji, flame emoji. When I say emoji, I mean the one from the computer keyboard, not your phone. That's why the state of Ohio launched hashtag my life, my quit, to show that you don't need fat clouds, cloud emoji, cloud emoji, cloud emoji, to be radical, exclamation, 100, 100, 100 emoji. Link to mylifequit.com slash index.html.

Where does it say this tweet was sent from? It doesn't, so I guess it's from a desktop. It has to. Click on the tweet. I'm in the tweet. And a desktop it has to click on the tweet i'm in the tweet and at the bottom i'm in the tweet get inside the tweet i dude i'm telling you am i being silly here you're always being silly david that's sketchy so is it from the cloud it's weird i've never seen that before this This is a desktop tweet. It has to be. She didn't...

Well, you know that the emojis looked... Like, if you looked at it on your phone, it would look like... Really? Yeah. No, I didn't know that. Are you sure? They look differently, yeah.

They look differently when you look at it on your laptop, but it would look the same on your phone. She didn't send this tweet. Like, somebody sent this tweet knowing that it would be so cringy and like tone deaf that it would go viral right yes she has uh some younger people in her on her social media team who said you if you did this i promise you what i what i don't like there's a number of things not to like about the tweet but i don't like that it's almost like she's making mocking the initiative

by doing this tweet in this like over the top like outdated try hard cringy language she's almost mocking this thing which i'm assuming she's backing i don't know if i like the hashtag my life my quit doesn't really make a lot of sense This is just some advice from a politically idiotic guy, myself, to politicians. If you're starting your tweet with, hey, teens, go back to the drawing board. It's never going to work out. We're looking at you, Dylan. Stop. Hey, teens, exclamation.

Hey, teens. This makes me want to rip a jewel or something, this tweet. Makes you want to roll your own cigarette. Oh, yeah, that too. When we were in San Francisco, somebody had a Juul, and I kept on hitting it behind Sally's back, hoping that she would catch me. I was just trolling her.

What if you open up a Juul programming station at weddings? Like you're there, and you're popping together custom Juuls. A charging station? You're like, here you go. Yeah, they got a Juul guy out there. Oh, wow. I'm having a Juul guy. Hell, handing out yeah they got a jewel guy out there oh wow i'm having a jewel guy hell yeah should i get a cigar guy there's a woman that rolls cigars in harvard springs i could get her to to go there and do it that would be a cool little hobby

yeah like she puts out the vibe she owns a little like shop she puts out the vibe of somebody who cashed out on something it was like i'm just gonna smoke cigars for the rest of my life she's like i just want my mouth to smoke cigars for the rest of my life. She's like, I just want my mouth to taste like poop every morning. That's the worst part. I do like smoking cigars, but the wake up stinks. But yeah, smoking them. They're fun, man.

Especially on a golf course. We smoked Cubans in Mexico. And I mean, they hit different. Certified. I couldn't tell you the difference. I don't have a good palate for smoking things i think it's just like it's not as it didn't taste as harsh in the uh i mean this i could be wrong this could also just be like a mental thing um but the the nicotine buzz was much more there what sounds like it was a mental thing smoking cubans with the lads that's such a that's not

even a good british accent that's my street soccer british accent that's not even good playing some footy with the boys what was the what was the accent that i was trying to get i was hoping you could workshop the other day i don't know wasn't it like that sally's party and i was like i feel like like Dave could workshop this and get it at some point. Oh, no. It was... Oh, fuck. Wasn't Obama.

No, it was Obama, I think. Obama was earlier. I don't know. Hashtag my life, my quit. Are there any good responses to this tweet? Oh, there's a lot. Let's give her the OJ treatment. Many of them are are as you would now

be surprised to learn gifs or yiffs or gifts um joyce big supporter here i just wanted to say thank you after this tweet i'm completely nicotine free uh most of these are i mean this is low hanging fruit so a lot of the how do you do fellow kids a lot of hillary gifs oh the steve buscemi classic yeah there's a yikes or two in here look it says this is a bad tweet i don't know i will now vape for the first time. Thanks a lot. Oh, that's good. I mean, shit. Hey, teens.

Hey, teens. Why just teens? Why can't this be anybody? Do you know how old Joyce Beatty is? I'm going to guess. I'm going to guess she is 69 years old. She's 69 years old. Nah. She looks great in her photo.

She does. She does. Is she a dammer or a pub? A dam. Fuck typical. Train the swamp. I'm sorry. I don't know what's going on.

Triggered political, guys. It's just a funny thing. I was kind of hoping that on her Wikipedia page, they'd have something about this. Like somebody would update it with a joke about this vape tweet. Turns out that's not the case. Well, we're talking about her initiative. To all the teens that are listening to this pod,

just say no. It's not fleek or dope or whatever we had several uh backers reach out after we requested that we have a wikipedia page about circling back we had i had several backers like at least three who said that they had submitted a page for approval uh and i can confirm that none of them were approved, unfortunately. Do any of you have experience with Wikipedia as far as editing and stuff? No. I'm curious how quickly a page admin gets a notification that someone's altered it. I think it's quick.

Because probably about once every three months, someone will add me to the notable Duncanville High School alums. It goes away quick. And it goes away like, I can't even check it. The last time I did it, yeah, I went to it, and it was gone before i could even get there and i'm pretty quick on that stuff which i'd get i mean you got you got greg oster tag you got kind of people admin these pages i was wondering if it's like somebody on like who works for the city or some shit like who's the admin of lebron james wikipedia page you know yeah like do you put

that on your resume like Like, oh, yeah, I'm the admin for... Just whoever claims it first gets it? It's the same kind of thing with, like, big Reddit, like, subreddits.

Yeah. I'm like, okay, so the guy that's the subreddit person for, like, I don't know, sailing. Mm-hmm.

Like, dude, that dude's just like, no, I want to be... i'm the sailing guy now you just monitor that shit all day it's actually christopher cross who monitors that one probably have a team of people who just like whenever you have time just go check out check out the page and make sure it's on reddit yeah reddit no normally there's more than one like moderator um but it's just like i for like the big pages that like are just like general interest pages. I'm like, who is editing those? What a beating.

It sounds terrible. Yeah. You're just babysitting. This is a little bit off topic. I don't know. Did I tell you guys I don't have direct TV or I have direct TV still and I don't have NBC anymore? There's like a dispute between I don't even know the provider. I think I saw this.

So I just don't have that channel. You don't have NBC Sports or anything either. I guess not. You can't watch Tour de France. Okay. You'll have to hook me up with a feed or a login. So the other day I was wanting to watch Meet the Press and just couldn't watch it.

I was like, okay, it's the only show I watch on NBC. Aren't you a big this is us guy i'm not a this is us guy i'd rather watch euphoria than this is us i got shit on twitter yesterday for like not liking euphoria i'm pretty much the most i think i have to be the most anti i got shit for for not liking it and i wanted to be like okay like who likes it i don't know people everybody who likes it well ross it because it's compelling but i don't think ross tweeted about it and then somebody tagged me in ross's tweet and i was in the middle of something

and i looked at and i was like like can everyone shut the fuck up like i do i really have to like this show standing so hard for euphoria that they're tagging people in the in someone else's tweet i don't need to like this show. Like I have nothing. I have nothing. I don't know. That's a, Hey teen show.

Yeah. Like, sorry. I don't want to watch people. Oh, D on Sunday night. Not really in my, not really in my like bag of tricks at this point.

Also, there's too many good shows out there. Like I'm watching love Island at this point. So like, there's just a, you need to make up your mind on this show. I know you're all like. Also, there's too many good shows out there. Like, I'm watching Love Island at this point. So, like, there's just a lot. You need to make up your mind on this show. I know. You're all like, ah, you know, I saw there's 30 episodes. No, I told Sally last night.

I was like, we got, because last night the American version debuted, and I told her we got to turn this off. So, there's only been one episode of the American? Yep, debuted. Okay, I'll check it out. I told her, I was like, we got to turn this off. Like, it's addicting, it's not good. And it's on literally five nights a week. Does it have the it power?

Like does it have that little special something that can compete with Chris Harrison and the Bachelor franchise? I think it has. I think it absolutely does. Okay. I mean, it's a global phenomenon. So it didn't start here though? No, no. It started in England.

This is the first ever American version. That makes it a little sus in my eyes. It has almost tripled the followers on social media that The Bachelor has. Holy shit. That's why I'm like, okay. It went certified off in England. So to have the American version, my concern is that it's on Fox.

I feel like Fox is, it's the original home of trash TV. Yeah. And I feel like the things that go off on Fox are things that like, we're not familiar with. Like we don't watch American Idol and stuff. There's like a, it's just a different sector of the world.

Yeah. I mean, I'm, I'm down to watch the show. We should put up a poll and see how many of our readers... We can't cover it. It's too fast. It's too much. It's too fast. The turnover of drama is too quick.

No, no, no, no, no. We can't. There's too much action, Dave. You can't, no. You can't tell me nothing. I might do a solo pod. Do it. I would support that because I think it would succeed.

That being said, I can't do a pod. What if I become a global phenomenon? That's true. I want to be the, what's the dude's name? The spoiler guy? Spoiler Steve? We should just start calling him Spoiler Steve. What's his name?

Reality Steve. Reality Steve of Love Island. He's probably doing Love Island, isn't he? I don't know. You know I don't like Reality Steve. What's his name? Reality Steve of Love Island. He's probably doing Love Island, isn't he? I don't know. You know I don't like Reality Steve. Are you beefing with him? I don't respect anything he does. Isn't he just super cocky? He's so smug.

Smug's a better word. He's so smug. I've said it before. He thinks that the Bachelor franchise revolves around him and that's just not how it is. He thinks he has way more power than he does. Are you surprised ABC hadn't tried to shut that guy down? I think they know that it helps the show.

Maybe a little. Oh, really? I don't know. Because he gives out spoilers, right? Yeah, but they're pretty easy to avoid. Okay. I don't think there's anything they can shut down. Have you ever had him spoil something for you on twitter or anything like that no i haven't either

they can find the leak and plug it that's the thing like kill the person leak has to be coming like the leaks have to be coming from someone inside the show producer yeah of the show it has to be what if reality is work what if he's working with them to generate buzz? Like the Bachelor franchise, they're leaking that a little bit every now and then to him. Entirely possible. Yeah. Wow. It's all part of one big mechanism.

I really enjoy it when he's wrong. It's a trash TV industrial complex. Damn, Dave. Fuck. Eisenhower warned us. Live music on five nights a week hey since we were talking about uh politicians did uh ross perot died yesterday unfortunately wow that's a really great segue i'm sorry he did yeah i didn't know that yeah that's why he was trending um if you had an anecdote you wanted to share about him you didn't look at Twitter moments yesterday?

The fuck? Everything okay? What are you doing? Don't roast hand me over the death of a... A billionaire. A Texas billionaire. He was a billy? Yeah.

I didn't realize that. I think so. Oh, yeah. Don't look at me like that. Oh, yeah. Shut up. What was your anecdote about him? I don't know.

Given the glaring lack of knowledge in this room about it like it may not be that cool so are we moving on from it he uh um let me get my wheels back on in 1978 so ross perot started a company where he made his billions called eds electronic data systems you're familiar with eds they sponsored the byron nelson Ross Perot started a company where he made his billions called EDS, Electronic Data Systems. You're familiar with EDS. They sponsor the Byron Nelson. I saw this yesterday, and I'm wondering how this hasn't been made into a movie because this is really random. In 1978, two of Ross Perot's employees were taken prisoner in Iran.

This is before the revolution. Instead of paying the $13 million in ransom, Perot hired a team of mercenaries, flew to Iran, and after they were broken out of prison, smuggled them across the Turkish border. What a legend, RIP. That's from at Will Scharf on

Twitter. He is a Jewish anti-communist per his bio. Big. Which I support. I support that. Sure. I'm not jewish but i am anti-communist i support jewish people though oh i'm a big fan of the jews and so i started reading into this last night because i was like how the fuck have i not heard of this this is this is this seems like it's like what's the ben affleck movie that is a story yeah it's a story so apparently he hired this guy who's like a green beret retired green beret who led some kind of

like raid in vietnam to get some prisoners free it didn't go well but anyway he got this guy who's like a Green Beret, retired Green Beret, who led some kind of raid in Vietnam to get some prisoners free. It didn't go well, but anyway, he got this guy. This guy's name is like Bull or something. Great nickname. And they wrangled up a bunch of EDS ex-military people that just happened to work there. Ross Perot himself was like a Marine back in the day. And they just trained for two weeks.

Apparently at his mansion they created this is like what they did in uh zero dark 30 right they created like a fake version of this prison and so they go over there they find out that the prison's way too heavily guarded right and like we have no chance uh coincidentally this is when the shah of Iran fled. And so there was just like a natural uprising. And they broke people, whether or not Ross Perot and his people had anything to do with this, people don't know. But they broke the prisoners out of this prison

and then they just loaded them up into some Range Rovers and drove to the Turkish border, like 400 miles, 450 miles, and freedom. Holy shit. Yeah, so the raid on the prison didn't go as planned but it just ended up working out coincidentally which i think that's worthy of like at least a book or a movie i think there might be a novel oh that has blockbuster hit written all over yeah why don't you buy the rights to it let's watch media can get into movie

production so there's there's a budge i i think so too I don't think we do though. You know what movie I want to get made? What? This is my second sailing thing of the day. When Team USA, I guess you wouldn't call them Team USA. When the American team won the America's Cup in sailing, when they had to win every single race leading up to it after they had lost so many in the beginning. It could be like the greatest movie of all time with all the patriotic vibes.

And I'm just praying that someone makes it um on that note are we getting uh producer credit for the elvis biopic that's coming out we should that was obviously our idea who's starring as elvis they it's tbd yeah it's under it's under consideration at the moment dave didn't we cast people for that we did we did we we basically wrote the whole script for them i think we said john c riley i feel like i feel like one of us said miles teller for it really because he's in the running yeah i could just be making that up in my head though i don't really remember the full conversation anyway i'm glad it's getting made but maybe throw a little credit our way kickback of some sort would be fine. Yeah, it'd be nice. Quid pro quo.

There's movement on the pipe. There's a tweet. What are you saying? The pipe, the driver? Yeah, what's your name, Dylan? No, no, no, no. He's like, what are you doing under there? I said something about it on Twitter.

Keep that behind closed doors, dude. And then our boy hashtag chad tagged harry arnett who's the executive vice president of callaway brands and he said just now i've certainly named drivers worse names than that that's for sure so that's so the pipe is happening basically the pipe you'll have a pipe in your hands by the end of 2020 i can't wait till they send us a proto pipe oh yeah that yeah wow this is great i don't see how it hasn't happened yet i'm not trying to be critical of the r&d department of any golf company but it's just like a no-brainer it really is what if it's made of pvc that what the shaft is. Their finest PVC.

There's not a lot of waggle in that thing. Like, that's ultra, ultra stiff. But you just pipe it. That's big news. That we're now a golf club company? Yeah, we're getting into movie production. We're a golf club company. What aren't we doing?

I don't know. I had to fire SVP last night because he's trying to act like he got a hole-in-one on a damn par-3 course. We have so many irons in the fire right now. You know what? Our take on the par-3 thing was validated by a response to that tweet that was a golf.com article. It was about when a hole-in-one does not count. The obvious one is like a breakfast ball, a mulligan, after you hit one in the water.

Pitch and putt. Pitch and putt. Also also par three course yeah here's the here's an argument if you're playing a par three course every hole is a par three yeah so you have that many chances well we yeah we talked about i know it's just i i can't believe there's some people who are they just have a different opinion than us. That is the interesting thing about Part 3 courses, is that they're Part 3s. Yeah, that is. It's something that people overlook.

It's a good name for Part 3 courses, considering that they're all Part 3s. Is there a Part 5 course in existence? Dude, sign me up for that. That would be awesome. It's called John Daly's Wicked Lick. You just let it rip every hole. Dude, that would be sick.

That'd be so fun. There's a course that I played. I don't even know if the course is still around in Michigan, but there was a Michigan course that had a par six on it. What? That's not real. It was so stupid. I don't like that at all.

I don't even think, like, I think that they messed up. Like, I think they messed up when they were creating. It was a really shitty course. We messed up and made this whole 750 yards long. And I think they were like, shit, we got to make this a par six. That's too much. No one's doing par sixes. The longest hole

where we played in high school was at Thorn Tree Country Club, number 10, 600. It was weirdly 666 yards. And I remember in high school being like, dude, this is long as fuck. The tweet that got the attention

of the Callaway guys, Corn Fairy Tour tweeted a picture of a, what do you call it? A hole, like the sign next to the hole. Is there a name for that? Has the yardage on it? Anyway, it's a par five, 773 yards. That's a par five, not a par six. TPC Colorado Championship at Heron Lakes.

The 13th hole is a par 5. 773 yards. I don't know if this is a joke or not, but... What? Okay, but is this like an elevation change so it doesn't play like that in the thin air and shit? It appears to be very flat in this picture.

I don't know what's going on here. I'm all in on the corn fairy that's just too far that seems far i mean you could hit a 350 yard drive still have over 400 yards to go think about it i am thinking about it okay good good bitch wow let's talk about our friends over at dash lane real quick are you guys familiar with this they're a new sponsor we have on board right now oh we use dash lane we've actually used part of my professional life just because you're using incognito browser or delete your history which i know both of you do often uh that does not mean that your personal info is safe online there's a

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Man. I thought you were going gonna go into john daly uh you can buy a jar of her bath water i think john duda and i think internet party i think it might be brad actually brad might be all in on this i think brad might have bought some okay here's a little um story okay here weous, is it cosplayer, coast player? How do you spell that? I say coast, but I'm proud to not know. I'm not sure.

Belle Delphines is selling her bathwater, and the internet is freaking out. Okay, Delphine posted an Instagram photo of her account announcing that she is selling her bathwater for $30. That seems reasonable. Well, it's dirty bathwater. This girl, by the way, has 4.2 million followers on Instagram. But I wouldn't suggest venturing over there

because it's disturbing material on here. I saw there was a rumor that people were getting STDs from it. From her Instagram? No, no, from the bathwater. Oh. Oh, really? What do you do with this bathwater when it gets in the mail? I don't know.

Do you drink it? You just cook with it. If you're a freak, you drink it. You brine with it. What if you're a freak on a leash? You pour it on your face. Don't pour it in your eyeballs. I think if there's one thing, not a doctor,

but I feel like you might contract something in the eye you know how when you go to someone's instagram page and it says followed by and then it's a power plant whoever you're following uh is it the power no but it's cole campbell cole campbell's bought some with his baddies merchandise money. All this investment money that's paying off. Yeah. Yeah. This is just weird. The way that these people make money is weird. By the way, she's sold out of the bathwater.

So people are... Well, yeah, it went viral. Yeah. Did John Duda buy some? Or has he yet? We don't know. He absolutely is going to. So I've never talked about this before

because I didn't want this person to find out. But before, when I was anonymous, when I was writing Sunday Scaries from Northern Michigan. You sold your bathwater. I sold my bathwater. No, I did a column on Mia Khalifa's wish list on Amazon. Because porn stars will put Amazon wish lists up and just have people that are like, you know, in the crank corner with them.

Just buy them stuff. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Her Amazon wish list was kind of ridiculous at the time so i was like okay i need to write about some of this stuff i mean she had a two ounce jar of caviar on her wish list you ever had caviar yeah i think it's overrated but who who's good i don't like i don't even know if it tastes good i just don't i can't decipher i don't my palate is such trash probably from years and years of jeweling but i can't even know if it tastes good. I just don't. I can't decipher. My palate is such trash, probably from years and years of jeweling,

but I can't even decipher. Yeah, I tried it recently. The homie and I tried it together, actually. Not shockingly, he is not a fan of caviar, and neither am I. It just doesn't taste good. What I learned is that not all fish eggs are caviar. Maybe you were just eating random fish eggs. I did it June's the other day it came

on our we had uh that was weird cantaloupe it was a cantaloupe mozzarella dish that had fish eggs on it and i was like this seems unnecessary so yeah i don't know man caviar just i've had it before just doesn't seem to do much for me amazon caviar sounds a little bit dicey. I bet it's fine. I think it ships well. Yeah, it's just weird. How far is the Amazon? She did have a box of 12 San Pellis on there. Like that? Well, that hits different. But someone did comment on this.

Maybe the craziest thing on it's maybe the craziest thing on the list because you can literally just go to the grocery store and just pick up like some like a couple San Pellis like you don't need. This was before people were doing like Amazon Prime now and stuff this was over five years ago it's a completely different world back then it's just so bizarre to me and for those wondering no you cannot find this old column because i have uh deactivated the entire blog section of that website what about on the way back i don't think i don't it might work but i'm not sure way back machine way back

oh the way back machine can expose some people scary place do y'all hear the uh the bugs the cicadas cicadas what do you call them cicada cicada what'd you say cicada cicada some people call them cicadas my grandpa used to call them cicadas really tell him he's wrong man well he died many years ago so thanks dylan i'm sorry as did my other grandparents so what hopefully they lived a drag him day great life anybody else had some aunts pass away what about the cicadas dave they're loud as fuck out there i'm wondering people get here they've been going ham like the last four days well i couldn't hear that that day that we had the helicopter six feet outside the window. That was weird.

I couldn't hear it when I played it back. Really? I think these mics do a good job of keeping just the sound right in front of it. That's good. Although people do like the ambiance of the birds chirping. That's true. They do hear that. So maybe it's like a higher pitched thing that they can hear.

Do you think it's going to pick up us drinking bathwater? When Dylan's clanking his ice around around it's because he's drinking bath water from porn stars it tastes terrible dude someone's gonna go viral getting the viral bath water and drinking it like it's gonna happen how long until vice is like i bought the blah blah blah's bath water like a week yeah that's 100 i call it right right now to them vice has almost gotten so ridiculous that it's easy to call. Told you I don't follow. Their tweets are terrible. The tweets that they do, like the lead-ins that they do are so bad.

Sometimes they just don't even do a lead-in anymore. They just tweet the link to the column and that's it. And that's just lazy. Like, come on. Yeah. Yeah. like come on yeah yeah i'm looking through their their timeline okay there's a you know it just got to be too much so and there are freaks out here drinking this stuff you know it you absolutely know it well what what else do you do with it do you like put it in your own bath like do you do like a little drop like

oh i'm feeling classy tonight let's do a little drop? Like, oh, I'm feeling classy tonight. Let's do a little drop of romantic evening in. Delphine's bath water. Either to drink it or like pour it on your face or just like shelf it. I think you should put it in your super soaker and spray your buddies. I've been putting it in my Keurig. Really? Yeah, my coffee has never been more optimized.

That's. And people get the rocks off in the weirdest ways. Bathwater. It's just not for your boy, man. Would you rather sell your feet pictures online or your bath water? My feet pictures. Those live forever. Bath water is

probably going to be consumed and just gone. It's just a picture of my feet, which is not super revealing. I can tell a lot about a man by his feet. I have good feet. But bathwater, you're that guy who's selling his bathwater. You're the bathwater guy. The bathwater guy.

I don't want to be that guy. Bathwater Billy over here. That's a tough one to live down um i feel like dylan you kind of owe it to us to talk about the um aaron paul brian cranston yeah sure okay i feel like this is kind of falling on you. Yeah. So Aaron Paul and Brian Cranston have been collabing on, well, it started with a couple tweets. First, they had the two, the Burrows, the Donkeys together. They both tweeted that image at the same time. The cool thing about the word Burrows is that it means donkey.

Yeah. Yeah, that's what I was talking about. Donkeys, jackass, if you will. Yeah. Who had that original tweet? They tweeted at the exact same time. Yeah, that's what I was talking about. Donkeys. Jackass, if you will. Yeah. Who had that original tweet? They tweeted at the exact same time. Yeah, they were all getting tweets off at the same time. Didn't they look?

They looked. Now I look back on them and they look almost stock imagey. We should have fucking known. It probably was. God damn it. We would have never known. We should have known. Then they followed it up a week later.

What's one of them tweeted? The picture of them in a river somewhere. It's one of them tweeted the uh the picture of them like in a in a river somewhere it's aaron paul it says even sooner aaron paul with brian cranson in the same picture cranson's rocking cargos they're there it looks like they're just chilling in a river together looks it's a dope picture but obviously they're they're they're priming us up they're teasing us about some kind of breaking bad situation. No, that's not what it is. They took advantage of us,

and they're now launching a mezcal called Dos Hombres. This is frustrating for me. I feel like we should have known that something else was up besides like a movie. They were never going to make the movie. We looked at it from every different direction, and there was no way that the... There's no room for a movie in the movie. We looked at it from every different direction and there was no way that there's no room for a movie in the plot. The only

thing they could have done is a post Breaking Bad Aaron Paul. Like his life after. Let me also bring up Because he escaped. Jesse escaped. A similar stunt was pulled recently. Jeff Bridges who was a star of Big Lebowski. He did a commercial of sorts

was released. I mean it was just a video that was released on social media. I can't really remember of him dressed as the dude from the Big Lebowski walking into a bar and then that's it. There was no context provided with it. So of course people are like, holy shit, are they bringing back the Big Lebowski?

Are they going to redo it? A sequel or whatever? No, it was it was a Stella Artotois stunt and it's lame that's and that's fucking lame i'm a little bit surprised cranston's doing this let's not make a habit of doing this people don't don't use like culturally um iconic things to to sell shit don't it's just fucked up don't do. Don't get everyone all horned up for Breaking Bad or Big Lebowski content.

It's a collaboration so smooth you can taste it. Yeah. Look, and I'm going to try the shit out of this mezcal. I love these two guys and I love mezcal,

so I'm going to try it. Mezcal or mezcal? What do y'all say? It's apparently mezcal. Mezcal. Okay. I love this stuff. I say mezcal

just because that's what it looks like i try to buy it they had a link you could purchase it but they don't deliver to texas how much is it i can't remember 60 bucks i looked so i was at the store and i was trying to buy some mezcal recently i went there to get a specific brand they did not have it so then i was sitting in the aisle for like 20 minutes just googling all these other brands i looked up the casamigos one because you know clooney fucks terrible reviews for their mezcal really somebody just wait maybe it was you it was probably me yeah we had this conversation they had it had terrible it could not have had worse reviews one of the

worst reviewed ones that i looked up if not the worst reviewed one. Mezcal. Mezcal. Mezcal. I enjoy it when I drink it. I've never purchased a bottle though. I haven't either. It's more of a you go to a specific bar that's known for that. There's a couple of those in Austin. If you can go to a super just smug cocktail lounge somewhere

and order a mezcal cocktail, it is going to be so good. I actually got a new bottle the other night. If you want to come over and try it, Dylan. Okay. So now I have two bottles. Botellas.

That means bottle. Okay. But I wouldn't consider myself a mezcal guy. Man, I love it. I like it, but the reason I went and bought a bottle was because I was like, okay, I want some tonight and I think i might start drinking it more so i might as well

just go buy a nice bottle and have it on on my shelf that being said i i've had one drink of it and that's it i'll get there if it was anybody except for these two, people would be more upset about it. I agree. These guys get a pass. They get one pass. And obviously because Aaron Paul, he hasn't done a lot since Breaking Bad. He's going to be in Westworld Season 3,

which I will support. Cranston's killing it. Look, I just don't want this to become a recurring thing that people can get away with. You know, the Jeff Bridges thing and then this so soon after. It's like, you can't. The Jeff Bridges thing was so lame. That was way worse because he was utilizing the character.

You can create a little resentment, you know, from your followers, your fans. What if we had, I mean, what if after Touching Base was canceled, we decided to start, to start building the hype train and then we came out with a spiked seltzer? Or a bathwater. It's actually not that far off. A bathwater seltzer. It's brewed in Dylan's tub.

You don't want that. There's people who drink that. People respond to my stories of you. Yeah, if you start telling your bathwater, is it going to... Tell Doran to fuck off. Ask Doran what his deal is. Is Doran single? Those are pretty much the three.

I think my concern is that if you start selling your bathwater, we have to support the squad. We have to support your venture. So we're going to each have to buy a bottle. We'll promote it. We'll promote it across our social media platforms. We should do a competition, see who sells more bathwater between the three of us.

It's the bathwater challenge. Hashtag. It's on fleek. Heck, that would be really disturbing. But a fun little experiment. I can't wait to drop money on this when it's available in Texas just because... Yeah, when can I buy it in Texas?

I think I immediately went out and bought Casamigos after I found out Clooney had just sold it. Well, here's the thing. Casamigos is actually really good. It is good. I need to see the reviews come in before I can support this. I'm going to try it either way.

We should just buy it and do like a taste test up for the pod. Expense it. We could. It's a write-off. You know what I mean? I have too many bottles of mezcal right now.

I can't add a third one to the mix. I will be purchasing one soon. I want to learn how to make a good drink with it and not just like shoot it. What do you make with a mezcal? Sip it.

Mezcal mule? I don't know how to make a mezcal drink. What's that cocktail bar on rainy that's why i said i go to a cocktail bar and be like just make me your dopest mezcal drink like i got you fam and it's usually really fucking good but the guy everyone i've had it's always like a bartender who takes like probably does it for his livelihood or her livelihood and it takes like 10 minutes for them to make it that's why they're like crushing shit up so like me at home i think they really enjoy when you order it because

like i get to get creative yes yes let me get the muddler out what the fuck this guy's world up let me get the bath water i like making at home cocktails i do too but like but i always buy too many ingredients and then i then they go bad they They do the little orange peel slice, you know, that they curl up. Then they light it on fire. Yeah, they light it. They singe that bitch. I don't need you to light my drink on fire, sir. The orange peel is one of the more unnecessary garnishments on a beverage,

in my opinion. You know what? It adds a little aroma to it. I enjoy it. What? The orange peel? Yeah. Oh, for mezcal, I think it's like very, I think that's a very big thing.

Is that how you get the Mezcal popping? Maybe. In the stretch navigator? Maybe. Maybe. What's the bar on Rainey that has all the candles, and it's like a little offshoot of another bar? Clive.

If you ever want to do Mezcal and you're on Rainey, go to Clive Bar. I got a Mezcal drink at um yeah six cocktail lounge we went to that this is cool e6 seems like ground central mezcal dylan like he had a lot of pressure on him one night to choose a place to get a drink before dinner and he somehow knocked it out of the park it was like this little it was an asian fusion restaurant of sorts but they had this dope little cocktail lounge up front well we wanted to get drinks off beforehand. It was like, all right, Dylan, you pick the bar.

And it's like, no pressure. You didn't go champagne? No, we got mezcal, dog. Champagne. Champagne. Got mezcal. It was dope. We got to go back.

And then we shared a drink later that night. I love a good $16 cocktail before dinner, you know? It wasn't $16 16 they were not cheap they were like 12 12 to 14 what's the most you'll pay for a cocktail it depends how dope it is man i don't know it's just it's weird if i'm in an airport like yeah i'll spend 16 on a on a martini because that's just like how much like it's either do that or spend 1111 on a Sam Adams. Yeah. It's like, I don't want that. The standard's like $12, and I've even seen $13, and it's like, okay, fine.

I don't feel good about it. Austin's expensive, man. I drank a martini in the airport the other day because I didn't want to have to get up and pee on my flight because I was like, okay, all these beers they're serving are huge. I'm going to get a martini and get a little quick buzz. Good for you. I'll say this. Or it's like a huge. I'm going to get a martini and get a little quick buzz. Good for you. I'll say this.

Or it's like a charm. I love martinis. The dude next to me was just pounding. It's amazing how much people drink in airports. The dude next to me, in the time that it took me to drink one martini, he had three Bud Lights and three shots of Fireball. Holy shit. And he was sitting on his laptop, his shitty-looking IBM, just answering emails the entire time

and talking to people all next to us. He was shooting fireball? Yeah. By himself? Yeah. That's a problem. He was wearing a suit. He was an alcoholic.

He was wearing a suit. He started talking to me, and I was like, yeah, pretty late in the day on July 3rd to be on your laptop. He was like, yeah, I'm just trying to put out the vibe that i'm still working right now blah blah and then he just he was like another and then the waitress cut down coming up like another round another round i was like dude chill it's just a guy who wants to get the alcohol in his bloodstream asap like he he went he went full dead on his flight there like oh yeah you couldn't wake that guy up in his first class in his business class seat that his company paid for.

He sat business class with a fireball buzz? He paid for his drinks. He had to wake him up when the plane landed. Like, sir, you got to get off now. He paid for his drinks with his American Express business card. Of course he did. You know he was expensing that shit. Yeah.

Maybe he's a backer. He was going to St. Louis. He was really hyped on the Blues winning the Stanley Cup still. He was going to St. Louis. He was really hyped on the Blues winning the Stanley Cup still. Sitting next to someone who's been drinking Fireball is probably better than someone who's just been drinking bourbon or something. The Fireball smells at least kind of pleasing, right? I did a shot of Fireball the other night, Friday night.

I haven't done Fireball in a long time. I did it out of a shot ski. What's a shot ski? Is that the tip thing? Or like the big board that you tip back yeah it's a ski multiple people take shots at the same time i'd never done it before and uh that's a classic lake house thing yeah and so i'd never done it before and there's a bar right next to the lake house and so we uh we got challenged to go do it and take a video of it and we were like yeah oh it. We have to go get drunk at a bar. Let's go. I'd never done a shot ski before.

The lake house bar scene is very, very interesting. There's always one or two bars nearby. The people, maybe they'll take a golf cart too. Maybe they'll just walk too. But it's always a great mix of people. I bet in Oklahoma, it's really, really interesting. Great is a unique word to describe the crew in Oklahoma that I

saw. We were out to trash another state? No, no, no. I'm just saying this bar's clientele was... I get it. I feel like if I did something wrong, they were going to beat me up. Probably some Sons of Anarchy vibes? Yeah, like if I

would have bumped into the wrong girl like walking to the dance floor like i would have gotten a punch thrown my way you'd had a dude getting kicked out by the police and he was shirtless the police knocked his drink out of his hand and the guy looked like pissed which like he was absolutely obliterated he got in the police officer's face and the police officer just stood in front of him just staring him down this was all on an incline and the dude that was drunk was on the bottom part of the incline and i was like dude this cop could just ruin this guy's life right now if he wanted to sure enough uh the the situation got diffused by a dude who was shoeless and shirtless in the bar okay only in oklahoma on the lake. God. Gee, this is...

It was awesome. It's a scene, man. If your buddy is shirtless and shoeless in a bar and he's the one defusing the situation, you need to keep some in the tank next time. You should never be shoeless in a bar. There's no excuse for it. I've been there.

That's gross. Sometimes you forget your shoes. Unless it's a beachside sandbar. Sandbar's a different animal. I've never done it at a place where it wasn't somewhat acceptable to do it. Unless it's a swim-up bar. The best bar. Hey, were you wearing some swim shoes in a photo?

Yeah, what's up with that? What was that? What was that? Yeah. Well, you never addressed that. I meant to bring that up. We were out at the ranch, and we got a text two days prior to showing up my mom said by the way bring your swim trunks we have a surprise for you i was like oh shit okay and

then she said you know what you might want to bring some swim shoes too i wasn't going to but my my sister hayley lovely person uh-huh she goes hey we're getting some swim shoes right now let me get you a pair what size are you i was I was like, yeah, sure. I'm an 11. So she caught me some, and I wore them out there. Got to be careful, man. What was the surprise? Those zebra muscles. Oh, the surprise was a slip and slide. A slip and slide.

How did you not get a video of you hitting that thing? I literally sent you a message the second I saw it, and I said, Dylan, go hard. I said, go the fuck off on this and get all the video. And what did you do? I didn't. I didn't. Did you not do it? I hit it.

I hit it. Yeah, I hit the slide. Did you take the homie and like use him as a bowling ball? Just toss him down that thing? Look, it was for the kids. Yeah, we get that. Was it Saturday? This was on a Saturday.

Okay. I mean, everything you just said goes out the window. True. True. But yeah, it was for the kids. And so there's a little thing you lay down on, like a little sled type thing, an inflatable one. And I was just firing the homie down on that thing.

It was great. Homie had a big weekend. Well, I'm a little disappointed in you. I'm sorry, man. It wasn't the Crocodile Mile. That was the slide I had as a kid. I don't recall what this one was named. So, wait, did you hit it in swimsuits?

Yeah, because you didn't get a running start. Okay. You're at the ranch, so there's, you know, it's not just St. Augustine. It's rough terrain, yeah. Sure. It's not flush St. Augustine. Dude, the zebra mussels have gotten so bad that they got billboards out now. Do they have billboards at Barton Springs

that warn you about them? For zebra muscles? For zebra muscles, yeah. What are zebra muscles? It's a very, very bad, it's a parasite. It's like, what is it?

It's a muscle that gets on people's boats, the underside. So when they go lake to lake and they don't wash their boat off, it transfers them and they're,

transfers them and they're not good for the ecosystem. They also very dangerous to step on like they really yes they will slice the living fuck out of your maybe that's the biggest issue with them well they're an invasive species they're one they're an invasive species are they from the north we had them in lake michigan for a really long time to the point where you could just reach down pick up a rock and it would be covered in zebra mussels that's no longer the case and i don't know how they solved it but as a kid we had to start wearing sandals or water shoes because they would just slice there's nothing worse than stepping on something sharp and it'll like and it's like a clean slice

too so that that shit's either sending you to the hospital or it's going to bleed for like two days i mean it was an issue i need to know how they got rid of those yeah i don't i don't know it's going to bleed for like two days i mean it was an issue i need to know how they got rid of those yeah i don't i don't know it's no longer something that you have to really worry about anymore maybe they introduced wolves into the ecosystem or some shit like they did yellow stone they just look like little tiny clams that's all they look like i don't like them and they stick to rocks i do not like they're a big problem in texas lakes and i always assume that they i thought i read that they came from the north honestly it's entirely possible they might be on the wall no yeah oh let's see yeah i don't they just organized and just took like a caravan down here and

just fucking shit up in the lakes. Yeah. You're not allowed to even, you're not allowed to even possess zebra mussels in Michigan at this point. You can't have a tank in your home with zebra mussels. That's too bad. I was thinking about doing that. They need to rebrand the name zebra mussel.

Zebra mussel sounds too friendly because a zebra traditionally an animal people like. They look like zebras. I know, but they should call it something more sinister. Like a dickhead mussel. You know what? You know what the issue is

the Great Lakes are facing now? Fucking jerk mussel. What? Asian carp. What's that? Oh, carp. These fish that jump out of the water. They're taking over.

It's not good. Jump out of the water. Yeah. That's always a movement of like, so they have videos of boats that are flying on the water they're taking over it's not good jump out of the water yeah that's always a movement of like so they have videos of boats that are flying on the water like not flying but like going really fast in the water and the engine and the the disruption causes these fish to jump in the air and they'll jump so like they'll jump really high in the air they can jump in your boat which is dangerous they can they can jump that with such that they will just knock you out.

Water is just a scary situation. Underwater, big bodies of water, oceans. Man, it's sketchy down there sometimes, Dave. Yeah, you know, there's a large part of the ocean that we have not even explored. Did you see that family that was swimming? And the guy's a photographer, and he put his drone up in the air and uh when he was looking at the drone he saw a shark approaching his kids and what did he do about it they freaked out they you can see them in the photos freaking out getting out of the water wow shouts to the guy for not lowering the drone though

he still just left it up there was snapping photos get that content gotta keep, get that content. Now that I think about it, it's insane that the dude was snapping photos this entire time while his kids are sprinting out of the water. Okay, what kind of shark was it though?

Dude, here's the thing. When I saw it, I said to Sally, I was like, yeah, but that shark probably wasn't gonna do shit.

Just a shark being a shark? And she was like, Will, that's so dangerous. Imagine if those were your kids. And I'm like, yeah, but the shark probably

wasn't doing anything. Like, honestly, we've probably been in the ocean and had a shark get that close to us and we had no clue yeah it's a creepy thing probably it's probably accurate when we were in we were in uh santa bella island a couple years ago and we saw a family of stingrays swimming in front of the place on the beach and we were like yeah so i guess we're not going to swim anymore you know i don't want to fuck with a sting i'm more scared of stingrays than i am of sharks on the beach and we were like, yeah, so I guess we're not going to swim anymore. You know, I don't want to fuck with a sting.

I'm more scared of stingrays than I am of sharks. Oh, I'm not. The jellyfish is a, it always scared me as well. Yeah. They're just so creepy, man. They're just,

I don't understand their existence. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like they're what they're made of, how they move, just their purpose in life. I don't like it. Yeah.

I've been surrounded by them on a boat once. You were on the boat? Yeah, thankfully. Oh, that's nice. I mean, I'm talking like thousands of them. Were they trying to? If you got stung by one, Dylan, I would piss all over you. Thanks, man.

I appreciate that. Does that work? Yeah, real friend. I would piss everywhere. You have to get Delphine's bathwater. Actually, I'm not a good person to all over you. Thanks, man. I appreciate that. Does that work? Yeah, real friend. I would piss everywhere. Apparently. You have to get Delphine's bath water. Actually, I'm not a good person to piss on you because I get stage fright. I would be.

Yeah, we need Dave. I'm probably your best bet. Yeah. Because you know at any moment. He's just like a fire hose, man. Somebody call Dave. Dude, ever since we had that conversation about being hydrated, I've been hyper aware of how much water I've been drinking. I drank too much last night.

Dude, it's local. I woke up twice in the middle of the night to pee. Normally once. I've been waking up once, and that's way too much for me. I don't need to be doing that. Twice is too much. The second time, it was only an hour before I normally get up, and it was a problem.

I peed a total of zero times between Tulsa and Austin, Texas, which took us eight hours. Damn. I drank one coffee us eight hours. Damn. I drank one coffee and one Dr. Pepper. Sally didn't have to stop? I really had to pee. We stopped at Bucky's. But you didn't pee?

Oh, yeah, that's right. I didn't have to pee. You didn't utilize their bathroom. And so, that being said, when we pulled into Austin, I sprinted to the bathroom. I really did have to go. But, I mean, it wasn't a thing that I had to confront until about 35 minutes out. I told you about the real one sitting next to me on the Rome to Dallas flight who didn't get up one time.

13 hours. That's almost unhealthy. Oh, my God. That's tight. She was my hero. She was inside of you on the... Yeah, I had an aisle seat. She was next to me.

So, I was the person that would have to get up for her. Say it. She was inside of you. She was inside of me. So I was the person that would have to get up for her. Say it. She was inside of you. She was inside of me. Okay, there you go. Wow. For 13 hours. It's a long time to be inside someone.

Maybe she took half of his in. You were her host. Yes. One way of looking at it, David. Okay. Patreon.com slash circlingbackpodcast. Optimized here. Hey, I can sneak in an unsolicited wreck because it kind of fits in with the water thing.

So I was watching something on the Golf Channel last night, and it is Chronicles of a Champion Golfer. It's basically they're airing it in the buildup to the Open Championship, which is next week, by the way. We've got to make our predictions. Maybe have chat on. We should do something. Anyway, Johnny Miller.

So they go through through like uh great rounds great great tournament so they've got speith talking about when he won johnny miller johnny miller tells a story about his brother who was swept away by a wave in san francisco was it a party wave it was not a part this wave did not party he was on the rocks fishing uh apparently like over near the golden gate bridge and they say once an hour there's a wave that comes by and it got him like slammed him up against the rocks and they didn't find his body for like two weeks oh shit really fucking sad i didn't mean to make a party wave joke i didn't know the gravity of that situation i apologize yeah the waves don't fuck around there that's a big surf spot did not know that until i was watching this yeah the the waves there

come if you're standing on the rocks, they have a lookout point and you can look under the bridge and there's just dudes ripping party waves. That's tight. Yeah. In body suits, right? Cold water?

Yeah, I mean, I don't know. The only time I watched... Dude, I used to go there and watch them and the only times I would do it was in the middle of... It was early winter. Tell me I'm wrong, though. They get sharks there

because that's colder water. That's more apt for the gray white. I don't know. Right? I've heard that around Alcatraz, the people who swim Alcatraz, they're at risk of getting sharks. They need to stop doing that.

Yeah. They need to stop doing that Alcatraz one. That's how Sam Ellinger's dad died. I know. It's scary. It's fucking scary. I know someone that does it and I'm like,

dude, what are you doing? There's a reason they have the prison out there. It's so it's, you don't want you to escape because it's really dangerous to do so. Right. Well, I mean, it's no longer a functioning prison.

I understand that. Well, thank you. Yeah. I've toured it. I've never done it. It's cool. It's cool.

I just, I thought it was going to be corny, but it was cool. No, I imagine it would be cool. I did. I do think it's like interesting. Nevermind. I don't, we don't need to go into Alcatraz right now. What were you going to be corny, but it was cool. No, I imagine it would be cool. I do think it's like interesting. Nevermind.

We don't need to go into Alcatraz right now. What were you going to say? I was going to say that I don't, like it was supposed to be torturous for them to look out the window and see the view and all these people living their life and they can't do that anymore.

That being said, I feel like if you change your mindset a little bit, you'd be like, all right, I got this dope view. Yeah, it beats a hell of like empty planes out in the middle of nowhere. Like if I'm in a hospital bed and I'm like if you change your mindset a little bit, you'd be like, all right, I got this dope view. Yeah, it beats a hell of like empty planes out in the middle of nowhere.

Like if I'm in a hospital bed and I'm like incapacitated, I would rather look out the window at a beautiful view than look at like a parking lot. You can hear the buzz of the city. Like I just feel like you could train yourself to enjoy that view instead of being tortured by it. That's all. That's all. That's fair.

Check out this show, though. Just go on the DVR. Chronicles of a Champion Golfer. It's fucking good, man. The Spieth one's really good. It goes through a lot of his shots, a lot of the big holes he played. The one where he wiped it way right,

had to take the drop. That was bad. People forget he almost blew that to Cooch. Dude, he should have gotten penalized for how long it took to hit that goddamn shot. Well, that's an interesting point. He says that the reason it took so long is because the rules officials were arguing over where he could drop it. So, little revisionist history. Who knows?

Yeah. Also. I'd like to hear both sides. Another thing, check out Chris Farley, anything for a laugh. It's on a, and E it's a part of their biography comedy icons.

It's really good. I, I just happened up, stumble upon it late last night and it's like two hours and it's got a bunch of different SNL cast members. Just kind of talking candidly at Chris Farley stories. It's awesome kevin nealon you got david spade al franken's weirdly on there quite a bit but uh who's the guy bobby moynihan is he the one who's on the he's like a big chris farley fan he's on the new cast i'm looking at you because you're the snl guy uh he's on there he gets pretty emotional he loves chris i don't know if he's still on the cast, though. Is he not?

Yeah, he may not be. If he is, he might just be doing other... I don't know. He's not on the very often. But if you ever like Chris Farley, it shows a lot of sketches I've never seen or don't remember. It's really good. I was laughing out loud. So, check it out. Dylan hates Chris Farley, doesn't he?

Anything for a laugh. I was trying to figure that out last night. I was like, does Dylan hate Chris Farley? I like him. Oh, I'm a huge Chris Farley. Chris Farley, doesn't he? Anything for a laugh. I was trying to figure that out last night. I was like, does Dylan hate Chris Farley or like him? Oh, I'm a huge Chris Farley guy. I think he's the funniest guy to ever live, actually. Oh, wow. Yeah. I do.

That sounds like something someone would say. Someone would say that if they really didn't like him. No, I love Chris Farley. I know you do. I think you've said that before. I watched the Aziz last night. Stand-up? New one? Yeah. Good? I watched the Aziz last night. Stand up. New one.

Yeah. Good. Well, it was late at night. So I'll be honest. I went to sleep halfway through. So I didn't finish it. The first thing he confronts on it is the me too thing, which I thought was an interesting move.

He admits he's like, yeah, that was a downer way to start this show. But like it's shot really weird. Spike Jones directed it. And so it's shot very differently. They have a camera on stage for a lot of it, and so instead of being your normal offstage shooting of it, you're right in his face. It's like me to you, Dave.

That's weird. It's a little too close, and I did not like it. That being said, he does have some really entertaining bits that are very good, unique takes on the current political climate and like living your life online and things like that.

I was like, okay, these are actually, this is actually pretty funny. I'll give it a shot. I've never, I'd never been a huge fan, but I've always thought he has some funny bits.

I think you should watch it just for the relevancy of like, Oh, I definitely will. It being a thing right now. No, he's, he's very talented. I feel like it's because I, what was the show he was on? Parks and Rec. Oh, I definitely will. It being a thing right now. No, he's very talented.

I feel like it's because I... What was the show he was on? Parks and Rec? Mm-hmm. It's because I was so late to Parks and Rec that I missed the big Aziz fanboy wave. So I got in late. He was great on Parks and Rec. Tom Harford was a great character.

I will check it out. I see he's going the Louie route, though, of just kind of getting it right out of the gate, addressing it. Yeah, but Aziz also might have... I don't want to get into this, but he might have gotten a little wronged. I don't think... Yeah, they're two very different situations.

The website that dropped the story isn't even... It doesn't even exist anymore. And it's partially because they were pretty irresponsible when it came to reporting stuff. Good to see it. You know what you don't hate to see? When the squad's fitted into Chino's suit. Obviously.

Dylan, you've gone. You've gotten fitted. I have. Explain your experience. It's a great experience. You go in there, and they just measure you. They measure every square inch of your body, basically. They get you every square inch?

Pretty much, man. You got the Chandler Bing treatment? Your pants, pants your shirt your coat everything uh it it's great and and they keep your file so you can go online i can go in ochino.com right now um and i can order pants i can order a shirt i can get a full suit and it's going to be delivered exactly tailored to my body it's amazing you're going once you get measured and then you're good it's going to be delivered exactly tailored to my body. It's amazing. You go in once, get measured, and then you're good. It's definitely worth it. What if you start going through an avocado phase, and you put on some weight?

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Um, any street, what can we say? What can we say? That already is. Dainty Street. What can we say? What can we say that already hasn't been said? Yep. What can we say that has been said? I guess only a couple more weeks of the... Bachelor Watch Party?

That's her... That's her watch party. That's her at watch party, we should say, on Monday nights. But either way, they've got live music all the time. They've got cold drinks. They've got a new cocktail menu that's rolled out for summer. I highly recommend going there.

We've talked about their sangrias. We've talked about how enjoyable of a time it is there. We like it so much that we even use it as our place to host our own little personal events that we've had. Yes. If that doesn't speak to how much we enjoy this place, I don't know what will. Dylan, start us off.

I don't have much. I was supposed to do a golf weekend with uh the old high school squad but i got canceled people had to drop out so we're moving it back to the fall i think which is better for your boy i can't really play golf now anyway it's too hot so friday me and the homie just give me hanging out i don't know what we're gonna do maybe get a dinner off somewhere um My Saturday and Sunday are wide open. I have nothing going on and that's how I like it. Can't wait. Davey? That sounds like a lot of fun.

Maybe I'll cross paths with you because this weekend for me, in fun, I have no plans. My wife is going to be on a girls weekend. My wife. I'll be chilling at home with Randy. Maybe we should link on saturday we could link up bring randy somewhere you'd like that you guys want to use a pool maybe go hit

the pool do something we got the pool at lifetime we go get a pump in go get a pool in a pumping pool get a smoothie off smoothie off i like that a lot oh by the way i guess i should tease this my wife uh will be on the Patreon tomorrow. So if you're not a backer, if you're not a certified backer, and you want to hear my wife answer questions with us, you should probably hop on there. Can't wait for that one. I want to play golf.

I want to play golf this weekend. Dave, you've got to go to the store and get an extra mic, dog. Yeah. Okay. I just remembered this. So, or I'll just, how about she just does the pod and I don't do it? Even better. Might be even better. See ya.

That sounds, honestly, that kind of sounds dope. It's kind of like a male, it's kind of like the male in, but we switch you and I. Yeah. That might be more entertaining for people. She might be more apt to tell y'all stupid shit about me. I'm not in here. You need to be here because if you're not, we're going to ask her a lot of stuff about you.

That might be more entertaining. People might like that. It might just be an entire expose him segment of neurotic things you do around the house. I've heard what happens when I go take tanky breaks, man. People forget I listen to the pod. I understand. That's it.

What about you, Will? Friday night, going to a family dinner with Sally's family. Probably turning in early. I got a big day on Saturday. I'm going out to a ranch. I'm playing golf. I got to get up early for it. It's going to be a hot one.

And so, yeah. Then I'm spending the night out there. Coming back early Sunday. And i think i'm going to get a premium made to measure suit this weekend got a wedding in the mid to end of august i want to get a new suit for it i need to act now because the closer it gets i don't want to get in a position where like i do it but it's not going to be there in time so that's sweat season baby yep uh it isn't the wedding is in michigan so so i'll be fine um well yeah i i want to get a fit off and i'm excited about it it should be an entertaining weekend great can't wait we got helipods coming out over the next few days we've got uh our normal Patreon episode on Friday. We also have

Stranger Things Part 2. We have Mail-In dropping tomorrow. We've got Sunday Scaries Podcast dropping on Sunday. This might be the record for Washed Media Podcast in one week. It is. I'll go ahead and say that. We had a light week last week because of the holiday.

Not this week. We come back strong. Should we get out of here? Yep. Thank you. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye.