Circling Back - Vegas, Baby, Vegas! ft. Bae

Episode Date: March 2, 2022

With Dillon’s Bachelor Party in our crosshairs, we welcomed Bae for her first-ever appearance on the podcast. Together we broke down some predictions for Vegas, the entire itinerary, and more. We also discussed our day out at Dell Match Play Media Day with the PGA Tour and some noise disturbance calls in New York City. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Purchase a Circling Back Candle: www.vellabox.com/circling-back Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (14:20) Dell Match Play Media Day (27:50) New York Is Mad H Lately (40:41) Vegas Bachelor Party Predictions (1:00:00) This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors Vizzy: www.vizzyhardseltzer.com/washed Birddogs: www.birddogs.com (STEAM) Rothys: www.rothys.com/steam Freshly: www.freshly.com/steam ($40 off!) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, we're back. Circling Back Podcast coming to you live from the Lodge. Presented by Busy Heart Seltzer, the only heart seltzer with vitamin c and super fruit acerola my name is will defreeze to my right dylan shivery and i'm feeling good will okay really good okay like yes i think it's gonna be a great episode but we have so much to look forward to over these next few days but more importantly a very very special special guest is joining us here in a little bit. I'm so excited about it, man. Is this her first time getting on any pod? It is. It's her first time.

Has she been on any live streams? She may have walked in the background of one or two of them, but no, she has never spoken a word on any WASH media platform that I can remember. Okay. um on any wash media platform that i can remember so okay okay um probably know who we're talking about we're still not going to reveal the name but um i'm very excited very no pressure on her did you see what if she stinks on like she's it's really it's really weird because she told me she's nervous like really nervous which i don't understand because she like talks to people for a living. Basically, she's very good at it. She can hold a conversation with anyone at any time.

So I don't know what she's nervous about. If I can do this, I'm like, I'm an introvert. Like I get nervous talking to people. If I can do this, she can do this. I was nervous the first time we ever recorded, but after doing a few, it really subsided. I still have moments of nerve. I still do. I have not recorded thousands of episodes before. I still have moments of nerve. I don't. Still do. I have none. I've recorded thousands of episodes before. I have none. The only time I get nervous is before interviewing somebody. And even now, I don't get as nervous because I've just decided that in order to interview someone, I have to over-prepare through the roof.

So I usually feel pretty good about that. But that's the only time I get nervous now, if I have to talk to somebody that I've never talked to before. Okay. Other than that, in terms of recording a podcast. I don't like to read long passages on mic. When I was in school and the teacher called on me to read, if I was looking at more than like 150 words, I would nut up, man. It was bad news. I would lock up.

That's just not something I've ever worried about really i i envy you i liked reading in school because i felt like i was faster than a lot of the kids so i'd be like all right let's get this show on the road like i'm not trying to sit here and read all day so like let's get this done but now that like reading ad reads i'm like i'm i'm goaded when it comes to doing legit might be the goaded no no i'm not talking ad reads i'm like i'm i'm goaded when it comes to doing legit might be the go to no no i'm not talking ad reads i'm talking about reading children's books oh okay if like ad reads are more difficult to read than children's books and now i feel like i'm just different when it comes to reading children's books sorry i throw perfect games at like almost every night at this point i yawn every time i read a children's book and i don't know why it's like a weird well they're for bedtime and it's working on you maybe did you see the link

that brett dropped in the group just now no what do you do uh so tony stewart nascar driver is selling his um indiana home yeah indiana for 30 million dollars it's 20 000 square feet and brett said in the text that it looks like he lived in a bass pro shop if you look at the pictures that's exactly there's like these faux nature scenes and streams and bridges and shit inside his house and while it's very corny and very tacky it's also kind of sick i mean like i could live in this house this does look like a bass pro shop like not like a regular bass pro shop like a nice one that you go to yeah uh it's like a log cabin style home but it has like streams in it and waterfalls and like little rock creations and there's a

there are deer in the house like not of course not alive but um it's very corny and they're like these streams there are actual fish in them. His net worth is $90 million. His house is for sale for $30 million. Do you think he needs the money or do you think he's upgrading? I don't know. I think he might just be downsizing. This is preposterous.

I think he's going to make, I think he's going to receive less money for this house than what he's put into it, though. That's my big stress about buying a house. I mean, I'm never going to receive less money for this house than what he's put into it, though. That's my big stress about, like, buying a house. I mean, I'm never going to have to worry about this. But if I was, like, super loaded, you always see those, like, ads that get marketed to people that are, like, I think the one that I see the most now is that Nelly has a St. Louis mansion that he can't get rid of. And it's like, yeah, like, you have, like, three basketball courts there. And most families just don't need three basketball.

No one needs like a million dollar recording studio in a basketball court. It's sick, but it's not practical. Like Tony Stewart's living room is surrounded by like foliage and little like fish, like real fish. He has like a basement with a full race car just on the wall. He's got a full golf simulator, bowling alley i haven't gotten to these casino i mean this place i i hate to say like objectively cool it's but like who's buying it's towing the line of being tacky with like all the stuff going on but if you're going for the lodge look he went all in and i think he kind of actually crushed it this golf simi is sick, though.

Oh, my God. What if we just made this our actual Lodge? Like, this is pretty much a Lodge in itself right now. What if we just bought it for us? We're kind of looking for a new stew anyway. We would have to take on significant investing. A lot of people do that all the time. I don't know if we have the clout to really pull that kind of money in to get Tony Stewart's old house.

So is this also your way of telling me that we can't buy Chelsea FC for $3 billion? I am, yeah. We could lowball him, see what happens. I mean, he's kind of in it. Roman Abramovich, the Russian owner, he's kind of in a bind right now. He needs to offload this soccer team before someone else grabs it from him. Should we just try to lowball him? His property looks sick, man.

Should we just send him a Venmo for $1, bucks and see if he hits it no that's not gonna work okay do you not have the you don't have his venmo do you not know the last four of his uh phone number i don't it's like oh my gosh anyway what are we doing here got a podcast yeah yeah we obviously we're without dave again i he's resting up he's not only is he sick but we we want him to rest up uh with the hope that he can get up get on the plane tomorrow come with us to vegas if not it's going to put a major damper on the trip selfishly speaking i'm gonna have to keep my distance from him for for like the first 24 hours i'm gonna i'm gonna stay masked up around him yeah like i don't know if I'm going to get near him.

I'm a little worried about this. Who's rooming with Dave? Do we have room assignments for you guys yet? I think he's rooming with Flounder. Okay, okay. Well, Flounder might exit this, he might exit this trip with a little sinus infection. Okay.

Yeah, you're going to exit this trip with a deviated septum that's for sure god i'm so excited i know i'm so excited uh let's get some official business out of the way first and foremost go subscribe on patreon patreon.com circling back podcast we did worst of yesterday and then uh tomorrow you're getting voicemails we've actually already already recorded these voicemails it was an absolute voicemail palooza. But yeah, go check it out. It's a good time. I think we're doing DadPod

next week, but we might be running back a little worse stuff. TBD. We're doing one or the other. We'll see which one goes better. The Patreon apps have been so much fun lately. They really have been. It's since giving up The Bachelor, even though I'm still watching The Bachelor, since giving up The Bachelor, my Tuesdays have since gotten much more fun.

They're much better. The content's better. Randy, we did a game show recently that was a lot of fun. Are you doing it in the back of the game show this month, Randy? He says yes. He nods yes. Very cool. Also, if you like this podcast, please go leave a review.

Do you mind if I read a couple of reviews? I would love that. Okay. You guys got to step up your review game. We actually don't have that many new ones since the last time I did it, even though I don't think I've read these in a few weeks. Someone said Michael L915 said, Kablamo. Wow, this podcast hit me like a pillowcase full of dead batteries, but in a good way. I don't know if that's a good thing.

I can't imagine that being a good situation for anybody. He goes, and even if you don't get half the jokes, it's still just a great listen. It's like listening in on a work break room with relevant conversation for 20 to 40 year olds with people you actually want to talk to. Anytime Dave makes a joke, you'll laugh. Anytime Dylan laughs, you'll laugh. Anytime Will talks about some place called Michigan, I don't think it's a real place, but you laugh and he goes on and on and on michigan is real by the way yeah it is we also have calis thompson or something like that she's had just the best who knew three dudes from texas to make me laugh so much as a woman in stem thank you for the laughs shots all the ladies in stem out there we love our women in stem uh. Rection left us a, you think that's his real name?

I think it might be. I said, working on the rig from three to midnight. He said, Dave is the glue that holds this podcast together. We're going to put that to the test today. I've always considered Dave as like the, the cleanup hitter.

I'm, I'm kind of a glue guy. You're just the glue guy. You're the locker room guy. He said, love all the inside jokes about Dylan having a pregnancy fetish. He spelled your name incorrectly, which might be good in the grand scheme of things.

I have a pregnancy fetish. He said, I like that Will is from Michigan, but he puts off yuppie scum vibes. Love the McPods. And then our final one. It's from Andy4739928. It's a 30-year-old humor. Got on these guys from No Laying Up. Thank you, guys, at No Laying Up.

Similar type of humor. They have a very niche southern large city 30-year-old male market. Well covered. Dude, we're 35. I'm 35'm 35 wait what was the market he described he said niche southern large city 30 year old male market i'd like to go to a 30 year old male market is that really our demo southern city 30 year old males what if there was just a mark what if there was just a market for like dudes that turned 30 that didn't have a girlfriend or anything and you could just like go hang out in like your corner of the market for the day and and like other ladies would walk by and offer to go out with you i mean there's hinge which is the closest thing to that's virtual of course there's

not a brick and mortar hinge oh maybe that maybe that's an idea that's what i'm saying like like what if what if you just have a place that's it's definitely a singles place but you just go there and it's like hey i'm 30 i'm single and i'm trying to get my shit together call it the dick saloon okay boys did you see i don't want no trouble what's his name again sam um elliot yep you see his takes on the uh western movie from netflix um was he trashing it yeah what'd he say well they taped it in australia but said it was montana Sam... Elliott? Yep. You see his takes on the Western movie from Netflix? Was he trashing it? Yeah. What'd he say?

Well, they taped it in Australia, but said it was Montana, which he said was... I think he said, that's fucked up. Oh, really? Which I kind of agree with. Does he not know the history of spaghetti Westerns? I also think the person that did it is Australian or something. I don't know. I heard that movie's a tough watch. I don't plan on watching it.

Was he mad because they didn't cast him? Because if you don't cast Sam Elliott in your Western, you're not doing it right. I don't often write Western movies, but if I was to write a Western movie, I think I would write pretty much every character with Sam Elliott in mind.

Look here now, boys. Come on in here. Saddle up. What was the deal that they offered a shot in a cigarette or i don't remember i think blow job shots are always on special at the dick saloon okay i wasn't gonna go what's in those i've never i don't even think i've ever done one i stumbled across a video the other day when i was sitting on my phone of of you with a uh banana split in front of you at a restaurant and you refused to eat the banana i would have done it if there weren't like seven cameras pointed at me you know what i mean it's just eating a banana

you eat bananas without chewing them all the time that's not true first of all second of all it wasn't eating the phallic shaped dessert that was bothering me because who cares right it was like everyone getting it on film so drew took one for the team and he did it more on drew later my brother-in-law yes i've been told specifically that i don't need to avoid saying drew's name on this podcast anymore he enjoys it when he gets shouted out really so yeah big up to drew yeah he's gonna be my partner uh tomorrow oh really yeah lily lily me, Drew's wife, Sally's sister, Lily told me that, yeah, I don't need to. Drew would rather have us say his name than skirt around it. Skirt, skirt.

Drew's a big fan of Drew, so that makes a lot of sense. Yeah, I'm a big fan of Drew. Drew might be the biggest fan of Drew. Before we get into it today, let's hear from our friends over at Bird Dogs. You guys know what Bird Dogs are. They got gym shorts, khaki shorts, built-in liners, silky soft inner liners that never ride up. Correct me if I'm wrong. You wore Bird Dogs to the golf course on Monday.

Did you not? There's some people out there that might think I'm absolutely capping when it comes to what I wear on the golf course. And I will hold strong. I own some pants from a company whose designer was actually stolen from them and brought to bird dogs straight up kidnapped those pants could not be less in my rotation you would think someone who's stolen like that would be like disgruntled like i'm here against my will but i mean this person was absolutely on board yeah he's like no i'm designing some dope shit i'm still gonna pump out like the best shit you've ever seen the goaded liners in the game no problem saying that i i wore those pants on the course they're unbelievably comfortable

and i will be bringing them to las vegas whether or not they are steakhouse pants or golf pants is still tbd they could be cabana pants too i'm if you think i'm wearing pants to a cabana i mean it's gonna be like low 60s high 50s i don't care i i i've been kind of trying to put some thought into my cabana fits and i think i still might go shorts with like a heavy top we'll touch more on it later of course but there's a decent chance we'll even do a cabana i mean if we do do a cabana you know that my booty be popping in these bird dogs so i'll probably be tossing those on you'll be caked go to birddogs.com enter promo code circling and they will throw in a free bird dogs beanie or as dave calls them tooks

he's canadian now that's birddogs.com promo code circling and boom a free bird dogs beanie with your pair of bird dogs stay warm and comfortable in your bird dogs baby let's talk dell match play media day real quick not real quick i want. I want to kind of hash this out. We're going to talk it out. So every – go ahead. No. We had the great honor of being invited by the PGA Tour to attend the Dell Match Play. But with that comes two other things.

They invited us to – they have a South by Southwest event, which is I want to, like two weeks away, week and a half away, something like that. Something like that. So we will be attending that. And my favorite part, selfishly, is that they allow us to play golf at Austin Country Club, which is during their media day. And that was on Monday. We go out there. We are on a bit of a frost warning. Not ideal.

Hour delay. Not ideal. Hour delay. Not ideal. But if you're not up against it, we pretty much had the whole day to dedicate to just hanging out out there. A frost delay when you have nothing else to do ain't the worst thing in the world. It wasn't bad. They greeted us with a nice little leather duffel bag, a little parting gift. I have less room in my golf bag now that I've upgraded my golf bag. I still have less room in it now.

I think I'm just going to use that bag as like my car bag where I put my golf shoes in and put everything else in. It might be like a gym bag situation for me. It's not a bad one. Yeah. Not a bad one. It's pretty nice. But they let us bring recording equipment out there, so we brought Randy out there. We had Brett because Dave couldn't make it. Brett was out there. He brought randy out there we had brett because dave couldn't

make it brett was out there he played some golf with us too uh we got a lot of footage randy was on his shit our special guest just arrived by the way she's looking great she's okay okay just saying are you in the h chair today um so yeah we had a we had a day on monday the weather was perfect the cool thing about playing the golf course like right before the tournament which is late march is they have like all the grandstands set up which was amazing it just feels like you're part of the scene i get why they wouldn't let us on the grandstands and i understand why they had those marked off probably because some of them aren't completely built yet and they're still working on them as we saw that

they were doing out there but i really just wanted to go sit in the grandstands did you hear the crowd go wild when i came out of the tunnel on the first t-box dude what's crazy is that almost sound like that was like canned applause but like people were just going so crazy everyone was crazy that i was there it was wild man dylan did something that like you know so let's say you have a good drive let's say you have an even better approach shot and let's say you've got about 15 feet for birdie okay why are you doing this dylan did this numerous times uh on the course you the front nine was a little rough for you the back nine is mega rough it wasn't a little rough i was playing terribly the back nine is where you really came alive and you know you had some birdie putts to look at i shot a sneaky 42 on the back and i doubled 18 so i mean it's not like considering

my front nine that was miraculous no you're not wrong you're not wrong but you know a lot of times when people have birdie putts the one thing you don't want to do is leave them short what are you doing dylan did something i've never seen before and he did not he did not leave any birdie putts short did you leave an eagle no i left a birdie putt short every other putt i basically i putted it off the green they were so fast i've never seen someone try to muscle your like you it was you were one putt away from punching the greens you were trying to muscle these things so hard when i don't play golf for a while my feel for putts is the first thing to go and that's understandable that That combined with playing on tournament-ready greens,

which they had just punched, by the way. I don't know if you noticed that. They did. It was very slick. It wasn't a bad punch. It was a doable one. They were so slick, man. Like putting on your garage floor.

I shot a 90. I was really hoping to break 90 out there. The last time I played out there, I think I shot a 38 on I was really hoping to break 90 out there. The last time I played out there, I think I shot a 38 on the tournament front nine. And it's just killing me that I... Shooting 90, just... Shooting 18 over just doesn't feel good. It's straight up bogey golf,

and I just know where I am in the world. It lowered my handicap, though, down to a 12. That's a tough course, man. I might go play Lions today and just absolutely tank out there just so my handicap's higher for Friday. No one cares about that when you're out there. Why?

I certainly don't. I don't even keep a handicap. So Dylan also had a moment. And so just to be clear, we taped pretty much the entire round. I think we missed like – we probably didn't get footage from like a couple holes. But overall, we taped the entire round. I don't know if Randy got this on film, but I gotylan uh you're the drop zone king oh my gosh that that shot i hit people are still talking about it maybe that's what the all the applause was for so if you go to the tournament

one of the best meeting places that you can go to at the tournament used to be called the gray goose lounge i i assume they're going to rebrand it now that there are Tito's. Tiki Hut. I don't know. Tito's something. Tito's. They know there's only room in this city for one Tiki Hut. When is Wilmont's going to sponsor? They're scared.

The PGA Tour is scared of stepping on Wilmont's toes. You see all that Tito's right there? Yeah. We got a shipment in. Shouts to Tito's. Shouts to Tito's. Yeah. They dropped the bag or the box earlier. So Dylan put it.

So at that lounge, the great meeting spot that's kind of by the clubhouse, it's up the hill. You get a good view of the green on whatever hole that is. What's it? It's two. It's two. But it's 11 for the tournament. They switched the nights.

It's 11 for a regular Austin Country Club. It's two for the tournament. Oh, okay there's a large large pond there i did win the i did win the closest to the pin competition on that one i'm so sorry i had it back you had it right yeah i know it's two acs i wasn't gonna recorrect you because that would have come off as aggressive dude ever since they did that they flipped them for the tournament i've been i've always get it backwards it's okay such a moron dylan dylan threw up a like lob wedge onto the back of the green and it just came back about what like 50 feet to about a foot from the hole let's just say i didn't bring my putter okay you should have because that was i mean that was kind of an important bogey putt for you it was a pickup it was a good bogey there's not a soul in the world that wouldn't give me

that putt as i watched that shot i couldn't help was a good bogey. There's not a soul in the world that wouldn't give me that putt. As I watched that shot, I couldn't help but wonder why you didn't just do that the first time from the tee box. Yeah, that would have been great. It was a very pretty bogey. They do something out there, and this is a hat tip to our good friend John Hickey, JR. They had some nice touches

out there. Which is the one you're referring to? The nicest touch that I found out there was which is the one you're referring to the the nicest touch that i found out there was that they when the when the cart girl approached us and we ordered a ranch water she didn't flinch if you do that at kaiser or something they're like okay like can we just do tequila sodas like whatever and she didn't even flinch. And she made a flawless, in my opinion, a flawless ranch water on the course in a styrofoam cup. I gave it a live review. And I think I gave it an 8.3.

Honestly, I think I lowballed it. It was an excellent ranch water. I think it was one of the better ranch waters that I've ever had. And maybe it's because I was chugging it because she ran out of lids. And I was the one who caught the stray. Yeah. Another nice touch. They had some great breakfast tacos out there did eggs

weren't dry at all very happy did they say they're having all new food vendors out there for this tournament was also flowing out there i don't i don't know i think i heard them say something about that the food at this at the tournament is consistently incredible it is if they i don't like they had micklethwaite barbecue a few years back and like real hard didn hard, didn't it? If you're eating barbecue at a golf tournament, you're probably living good either way. But it was delightful barbecue. I played good enough golf on the back that I'm super excited for Vegas. Like Vegas golf, that is.

If I kept playing like I did on the front, I would have been going in. Dylan, I don't want to like. What? I don't want to like... What? I don't want you to get your hopes up. What do you mean? Because you've played ACC like a million times. You haven't played these courses in Vegas a million times. Look, I'm not going to go out there.

I'm not going to like try and flirt with the course record. I'm just saying like I want to strike the ball well and put together some shots. What did you do Sunday night? Did you kind of chill out, watch a little TV tv i assume you watched a little of righteous gemstones maybe some love is blind did i do sunday night you probably didn't do much oh yeah we went to pool burger oh man and i had a um uh mai tai okay so you had one single drink you had one single drink i had more than one we went to south congress earlier in the day okay because i was gonna say i had a day like in vegas you're not only playing a new course that you don't know you're gonna be

playing a new course that you don't know while feeling pretty hungover well listen i'm not i'm not gonna say i'm gonna go out there i'm gonna take everybody's money and like put birdies together i if i were you i also would not say what i want to do is go out there and have a good time and strike the ball well and put three pars together. I can do that. Okay. I'm not trying to break 80. I'm trying to break 90. I think that's the only goal.

And I'm going to be using rented clubs as well. Kind of excited to do this. going to be using rented clubs as well. Kind of excited to do this as a lefty. It's always been kind of frustrating for me as a lefty that nowhere has left-handed clubs. And while I know that these clubs aren't fitted to me and I'm not going to get like the true experience of being able to like play a different set of clubs, I'm kind of just excited to see what it feels like to play. I kind of hope that I'm playing some like Taylor maids or something or some kind of other club that I've never played before because I just want to know what it's like I'm kind of looking forward to that too actually I also think I offense to Callaway they've been good to us over the years oh I love my Callaway like I've even said

that like I mean even if I got a new driver some from some random company right now I don't think I can justify getting rid of my epic flash I hit it too well and I've tried to upgrade since then and it's not going well and I've gone back to it. Yeah, exactly like Beyonce. Upgrade. You have the luxury of, let's say, well, you have two 6-irons in your bag, which is super sus. Yeah, I got to figure out what's going on there. I don't know how I acquired a second 6-iron, but if anybody's missing one, it's probably

in my bag. I will be, oh, I guess you're not going to have your clubs. I was going to say, I'm going to count your clubs before you go off in Vegas and make sure that you're not cheating. What's the max? 13? I don't know. I have like, I have like in my bag alone right now. I know I have too many clubs because I have a 52, a 54, a 56 and a 60.

In addition to my pitching wedge. So if I'm around the greens, just know that I'm strapped. You have every yardage covered. I don't even know where my 54 came from, but I played it all day on the course the other day. And and I'm obsessed with it now. That's one of my faves, too. I think I'm addicted to 54-degree wedges. These are the PM Phil Mickelson grinds, so I can't really be too public about my love for this wedge right now. It's kind of a bad look for me. It's a controversial wedge.

Big ups to the PGA Tour for having us out, though. That was so much fun yeah they are very good to us uh the video on its way too yeah i think that we're aiming for the video to drop the week of the tournament so uh we got to give randy enough time to you know make us look good and look for more social media coverage uh from the actual tournament and if you can make it to the tournament highly recommend doing so yeah an absolute blast it's a very easy situation with the ubers out there and like the like we said the food is great uh it's a very approachable tournament um it's it's easy to get pretty loose out there our special

guests will be out there as well i believe is she gonna hook us up with some like corporate passes that we can like just go ball somewhere i think we might hook her up with some stuff yeah we're the we're the guests of the pga tour. She's not as cool as we are. That's what's up. Let's hear from our friends over at Freshly. You've heard about Freshly, but you might not know about Freshly. It's food that doesn't,

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What's up in New York right now? Dude, everyone's mega horny in New York. What's going on in New York? The concrete jungle. Where dreams are made of? I've never really understood that line. The concrete jungle where dreams are made of. Shouldn't it be like of what dreams are made of or where dreams The concrete jungle where dreams are made of. Shouldn't it be like of what dreams are made of or where dreams are made?

Where dreams are made of. Yeah, you're right. That doesn't really make sense. Every time I sing it, I wonder if I'm getting it wrong. You know they call it the Big Apple. They do. The Windy City. Right.

City of Angels as well. City that Never Sleeps. City of Brotherly Love as well. Yeah. It's got a lot of nicknames. But apparently they might need a new nickname, the Boom Boom Room, because loud sex is ruining hundreds of New Yorkers' lives. Is this all in the... Okay, I haven't read the story yet, obviously.

Is this all in the same apartment building? No. New Yorkers have made more than 270 complaints over the past year to the non-emergency hotline with reports from everything from backyard orgies to sounds of ruthless sex, quote unquote, to the grunts of what one caller described as a sexual Tyrannosaurus. That sounds like some quality sex that somebody's having. Well, maybe. I don't know what Tyrannosaurus even sounds like. I mean, you got to think that that's a compliment. Can I read a couple of the calls that have come through? Because I think that's the real story here.

One of them says, listen, I am a Christian woman. Help this girl stop having loud sex before God does, one desperate Bronx woman told 311 at 6 a.m. in January. 6 a.m., that's early for tyrannosaurus sex i mean it's i guess it is uh another person said there's an orgy going on in the backyard boobs and penis being flashed on the street at queen's residence set at 1 a.m in june boobs and penis boobs and penis what else we got i've eaten boobs and penis oh here's here's one there's an obese gay man splashing his latino lover's cheeks with this man this isn't real i mean i think it's real in the sense that these were actually submitted but i think these people are getting a little loose with their terminology

right now i don't even want to read this not with our special guests in the room can i read it with our special guests in the room yeah i mean i just feel like we owe it to the people that are listening right now fine says there's an obese gay man splashing his latino lover's cheeks with man syrup that's disgusting no it's not i think what people do in the privacy of their own home is what they want to do in the privacy of their own home they can but doesn't make it not gross there's one that says uh this apartment this apartment always have loud moaning from the female occupant while having intercourse it's hard for a lonely neighbor to get a good night's sleep oh a lonely neighbor this lonely neighbor wants to be involved are they hoping to get an email back from like the 3-1-1 people just being like all right player we

got you we can set you up maybe he could go to the dick saloon man meat market you gotta think in new york everybody's so congested this is kind of like a bigger problem than in other cities. Huh? You, you used to get yelled at in your apartment for when parks would play with like toy trucks on the ground. Oh my gosh. My neighbor downstairs was the worst person of all time.

How did you deal with it? Like, like, did you just get infuriated the entire time? Because like, she was trying to get you evicted for no reason other than like, she was just being rude. One time I was taking a shower and i had some music playing not like crazy loudly but like i had music playing and she didn't knock on my door she banged like closed fist banged on my

door and i like ignored her because i was in the shower and finally like five minutes later i get out and she's still standing there and i open the the door. I'm like, what's going on? And she was just like seething. It was bad. And finally, after a while, after she called like the property management on me for like the fifth time, I put a note under her door. And I said, I'm not trying to be loud. Like I'm just living my life up here. If I'm ever too loud, please text me instead of like report me because they would send like the uh like the apartment

cop like it was security but it's like they yeah sometimes it was like an it was apd who showed up at my door i was like instead of like reporting me can you just like send me a text message to be like hey you're being loud please quiet down and she was like no i will not do that i will keep going to the office and if you keep keep this up you'll quiet down and she was like no i will not do that i will keep going to the office and if you keep keep this up you'll get evicted she was like trying to ruin my life it was terrible i i've never had an experience with like neighbors that have been awful i've had like roommates that are loud and stuff but like that's manageable i've never actually had someone that like i want to like that i have to deal with during one interaction she even brought

my parenting into question because parks was like playing at like 9 p.m on a friday night one time or 9 30 like i got crazy and let him stay up a little bit late on a weekend she was like you know he's a child he should he shouldn't be up late like fuck i think i think there's a 10 chance that this woman was in love with you i i don't know about that. I think she was in love with you. She was awful. On New Year's Eve, when Sally was pregnant with Fritz, the people below us decided to start lighting fireworks off of their balcony. And keep in mind, we lived in an apartment complex in a densely populated area of Austin, Texas, and they were launching fireworks from the downstairs of the apartment, and they were hitting the building next to our apartment. I could see

everything happening. And I was just like, oh my God, Sally's exhausted because she's pregnant. And so I'm like, all right, I'm going to go. It's 1 a.m. They've had an hour to do their fireworks. I'm going to yell something out the window. And you've heard my voice. You hear it right now. I'm not exactly like pretty intimidating i'm not exactly the most uh if i was a dog i would not have a bark that would scare robber away so i had to put on like my you guys i had to put on my i go hey they stopped for a second i could hear him talking they stopped and i was like enough fireworks i tried to be like real manly about it and this guy calls back to me and he goes what are you trying to go to bed or something i was just like yeah yeah i don't know what to

tell you right now but yes i'm trying to go to fucking bed right now my man i'm sorry but like maybe maybe lighting off fireworks from an apartment complex is not the move illegal by the way not not to pull that car but like could call the cops on you that what a dick well dude imagine if they hit a bush with their firework and suddenly we've got a fire alarm going off and then all and then like we're all evacuating at 1 a.m on new year's eve and there'd probably be like 10 of us there because like everyone else is out having fun and living their life and we're just like dorks sitting at home doing nothing but i was just like hurry the fuck up what are you guys doing but i've never gotten calls for any orgies or splashing my man stuff on anybody so that's good i'd need to know more what does what do you think a sexual

tyrannosaurus sounds like have they much like they recreated the mummy's voice box have they recreated like do they have they ever recreated what dinosaurs would sound like that's what it sounds like that's what a tyrannosaurus sounds like have you ever wondered what they sound like we don't know what they sound like i just trust jurassic park yeah but what like that's a movie right yeah i guess there's no way to actually know i mean like with like 3d imaging you can recreate the like the shape of a vocal cord and that's how i think they like i don't i don't know i'm speaking out of my ass right now what is that sounds like out of your ass yeah i'm sure i talk vegas that's all i really care about at this point

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going to have just one special guest, but then the magic bullet, I could just tell he wanted to talk Vegas, and I didn't want to do him like that. What's my first time in Vegas for a party and not work? I think we should bring her over. Okay. Let's get her over here. Does she need some intro music or anything? Yeah, play

Play like, play Bootylicious. Play Bootylicious on there. Bodies too bootylicious for you babe. Dylan, can you handle this? I pulled the mic down. Can you handle this? I don't think you can handle this. Go ahead and scoot up a little bit.

All right, special guest is my beautiful, talented, smart fiance, Brittany. Hi, Brittany. Hi, Dylan. Make sure you're speaking right into the mic there. Yeah, you want that mic all over your mouth. Not trying to be weird right now, but you got it. Yeah. The one thing you don't want to deal with is people telling you that they can't hear you on this podcast.

That happens to me. I'll project. Project as much as you want. That's perfect right there. Okay. Well, thank you for coming on the show. Thanks for having me. This is your first WASH Media appearance in any capacity, right?

Debut. Debut. Debut appearance. How are you feeling about it so far? A little nervous, to be honest. Yeah? Yeah, a little bit. You should have been.

Brittany, what's in the bing bong? This is a Summer moon half moon latte. Ooh. My treat myself coffee drink that I get when I come through Westlake. You got that skiddly D working in there, huh? What? Okay. Baba ganoush.

Anyway. Is that another name that y'all have, like bing bong for coffee? Yeah, that's one of them um i thought you didn't like skiddly d i don't i don't know why i said it actually it's not my favorite i prefer bing bong or boom and loud um i would first like to say thanks for letting me go to las vegas for my bachelor party you're so welcome are you doing a bachelorette party? Yes. Not really.

She is. Yeah, kind of. I'm doing like just a girl's trip to Newport Beach. I was hoping you were going to say like a Bitha or something. Yeah. Dylan took a pill there once. Yeah. That's not true.

Yeah, she's going to Newport with some friends. Rhode Island. No. Beautiful this time of year. No, the one in California. I know the Newport in California is nice, but I'm not going to let the backers sleep on Newport, Rhode Island. It's a beautiful area.

Have you been? Have you been? Yes. When have you gone to Newport? I've heard it's beautiful there, honestly. It's beautiful. The mansion, the drive that you can take around and just see all the mansions and stuff,

it's a very cool area. Castle Hill is very dope. I went to go watch, my buddy was in Officer Candidate School and I went to his graduation. Oh, OCS.

I was like, do I have an opportunity to go to a dope-ass city to go hang with my boy who's been cooped up for a while? Yeah, let's go do this. Damn.

Anyway. I didn't know you were rocking with Newport. I rock with Newport because Newport, Rhode Island rocks with me. All right, here's the game plan right now.

Hit me. So we're going to do a couple different things. First, we're going to do some Vegas predictions. We're going to go MVP, LVP. There's general predictions, like what's going to happen on the trip. And then we're going to do, I don't know why we have this on here, but Brett added the go low, lower than you know,

party boy player of the week. Oh, it's party boy player of the week, not party player of the week not party player of the week boy player of the week my bad um and then we're going to discuss we're going to this weekend in front we're just going to go we're going to go through the itinerary which i would love for you to read for everybody and then we'll just add commentary where it fits and okay that's how we'll do it okay so we start with predictions and then do the the lvp mvp let's lay some logistics out we We have 13 people going. Okay. We have groups of Dylan's friends, which are one, his high school buddies.

What's the split between the people that I have in my phone versus the people I don't have in my phone? The people you don't have in your phone, which are going to be solely my high school buddies. Let's see. I have Eugene, Mikey. Four? Four. Brett's saying? Four. your phone which are going to be solely my high school buddies let's see i have eugene mikey four four brett saying yeah eugene mikey uh jared and jordan and jordan or we call him frank but okay that's four well jared and i are gonna fight because he he kind of resembles um frank from real world las vegas coincidentally and so we do well that's convenient that's a hyper that's a hyper niche reference.

We just started calling him Frank, and he still is confused by it to this day, but it just stuck. Well, Jared's already been talking that booty chatter in the group text, talking shit to me about Manchester United, and then he dropped a friends gif, so I'm going to fight him on this trip.

Yeah. Of course, the gif is the crutch of the unfunny, which. I didn't say it. You said it. I'm going to tell Jared that you said that. Does Jared listen? No. Okay.

No. Well, he might. Much like you were going to fight Coach Bobby on Micah's spatula party, I'm going to fight Jared. You don't want that smug from him. Yeah. I'm a little scared of him.

Okay. So, MVP. And you get... Even though your segment is coming up, you can still chime whenever you want, Brittany. Yeah, you're allowed to talk, Brittany. Brittany, can you, have you met Dylan's high school friends? I have.

I actually like met a lot of them years ago. Yeah. Like cross paths many times. We actually met many years ago. Yeah. The first time I ever was in the same place. I didn't know y'all met more than years. Met is a loose term.

Yeah, we were in the same place. We were both married to other people at the time, but because I went to high school with her ex-husband, we have a bunch of the same high school friends, so we were at the same get-together. Got it. Anyways, yes, I have met them and then several of them

came to our engagement party at South Congress Hotel, but there were a lot of people there. I don't really know them very well at all. Okay. I was more looking for like a what's the vibe from the high school buddies because they're my wild card of the week right now. Yeah. No, they're going to be a lot of fun.

Okay. They will be. Okay. Not to build up expectations too high, but I think they're going to pull through. You had a pretty big trip with them to- San Diego. San Diego. Yeah.

I got some funny FaceTimes from you on that trip. Yeah. You boys were cut loose. We were burning that sticky. He burns kill on San Diego. Anyway. Who's your MVP, Dylan? My MVP, I have Micah.

Whoa. I don't know about that. Those odds are incredible. So Micah, he has this alter ego called johnny dallas and when he when he travels he just turns into a different person we saw this in chicago we saw this in new orleans and i think he's going to let johnny dallas rip when we're in vegas and i think it's going to surprise a lot of people people that don't know him very well that's interesting he is currently my lvp candidate oh i

i don't see that at all yeah micah micah didn't make my mvp shortlist unfortunately okay i think he's gonna bring bring the wood what do you got for mvp candidate i think it's gonna be flounder that's i think that's that's like a chalky answer yeah i think flounder potentially based on how dave has described him as eager to um spend money and in las vegas having the friend who's like no no no let's get the bottle he usually turns into the mvp pretty quick plus he's flounder and he's flounder flounder oh you haven't met flounder. I forgot about this. Flounder is Dave's- He's a man of size. His name's Clay.

He's Dave's buddy from the Dallas area. And he's amazing. All right. He's a man of size. A man of size. He is one of the kindest men I've ever met in my life. Gentle giant. Gentle giant who has a switch that flips, flips i think he's a consummate salesman

yeah he can talk you into anything he'd sell you a pen he's great well that's an interesting skill to have in vegas yeah power of persuasion yeah uh my current mvp the current front runner for me is sitting right next to me it's brett merriman as he is wow no well you're on my short list he brett has currently planned a lot for us and so a lot hinges on how this goes i will say brett has been mvp thus far correct like pre-trip i'll take that he stepped up when klein had to take a step back and finish planning everything which we appreciate of course can i give you my short list of other mvp mvp candidates i have flounder on there for obvious reasons that's that's chalk that's chalk i think that's you gotta have him in your parlay i have dylan on here just because you have to you have

to at least let the the bachelor be in the conversation for mvp but then i also have someone who might be kind of a sneaky pick he's coming a little later he's leaving a little early but i think it might be a nice little flash in the pan i'm talking about barrett dudley he's leaving early i think think he's leaving Saturday evening. Saturday morning. So it's not an egregious early. No, it's definitely later, isn't it? His departure says 9-10 on Saturday.

Oh, never mind. Fuck me. Let me get my LVP out of the way. He's not going to listen, so no feelings are getting any hurt here. It's my buddy, Michael. And while Michael is a lot of fun, he has a tendency

on weekend getaways to go real hard real fast and then kind of just disappear oh he's a sprinter out of the gate he'll sprint he'll be a lot of fun Saturday we might not see him after 3 o'clock I think I might be hanging with Michael

on Saturday that's kind of his move and we've given him shit for it he's not going to change. I mean, to be fair, that's two nights in Vegas, which is most people's threshold. Yeah, but they're getting there late Thursday. They're going to catch the hockey game. You're right. I mean, if he makes it to 3 o'clock on Saturday, I will be pleased with that.

Unfortunately, his flight is also at 910 on Saturday. Okay. No, I meant Friday because I forgot they're leaving on Saturday. Oh, well, then I take back. pleased with that his unfortunately his flight is also at 9 10 on saturday okay no i meant friday because i forgot they're leaving on saturday yeah they're leaving on saturday so if he makes it a day and a half you're happy with his performance yeah okay yeah okay yeah that's that's it what do you got brad for lvp see i'm gonna say micah and it hinges on one thing specifically if micah misses the piute or piute transportation shuttle because he's at yoga for too long, he's immediately LVP. Yeah, Micah's doing yoga on Friday morning.

Friday morning before golf, he's hitting that yoga train. And you think he's joking, but on his bachelor party in New Orleans, he hit yoga early first thing in the morning. I'm just, if Micah misses the bus, he's LVP very quick. I don't even think he's a big yoga guy. I think he's like a guys trip yoga guy, which is like so weird. Is he doing it by himself? Do you like, when you go on a bachelorette party, do you work, like girls work out and they do like classes and shit?

Nobody wants to do that. I personally don't usually partake in those activities. Okay, but you know what? It happens. But it does. There's usually like one group that wants to go do some sweat sesh. Yeah. Sorts. Sweat sesh. They do sweat seshes. I go do some sweat sesh. Yeah. Sorts.

Sweat sesh. They do sweat seshes. I like a nice sleep sesh. Micah will not like try to like actively recruit anybody to join him, but he'll be like, look, the invitation's there. If anybody wants to join me, join me. You might get one. You might get Dave.

Davey. He's got Dave last time. Yeah, Davey, he's a candidate. Yeah, but dude, I think they got COVID at their yoga sesh last time. Oh. That's true. The only thing we could figure out where COVID existed was with the two people who went to yoga. Yeah, that's true.

Also on my LVP radar, and I don't mean to be mean, but it's Will DeFreeze. Yeah. I'm always in the running. Mostly because he has verbalized that he's in the running. And so I think I have to take a bet if a man is telling you that. I'm going to need you to pull your weight. You just never know what I'm going to pull out of my bag. Are you rooming with Drew?

No, I will be rooming with Micah. Who's Drew rooming with? Alone. Oh, that's right. He's only sleeping there one night. Staying one night. Yeah, which actually brings me to my LVP. My current front runner is Drew,

who's only staying for one night. He's big-timing us to go on a different trip, which I'm not a fan of. He big-timed us twice, really. He got two different trip offers that he was putting ahead of Vegas. Yeah, what's his problem? It's kind of an...

It's MVP vibes to go just for a quick round of golf and then get out of there. He's making the effort, which I really appreciate. I'm not a fan of the move right now. I'm not either. And so I have him on my LVP list. My other shortlisters for LVP are myself. So why do you say that?

Because I took you based on just saying that alone? Because one hangover can ruin a trip for me. Really? Yeah. I'm old. Your bounce back gene is now there. My biggest concern for me isn't even the hangover at this point. It's the sleep.

I'm requiring a lot of sleep lately. This kid is really taking it out of me. But my final LVP candidate right now is someone who people are probably not expecting. And I feel bad saying this is being that he's not here. It's Dave. He's coming off a sinus infection. You know, we don't know how this is going to go. He might be gun shy because he doesn't want to like take things to the next level because he's worried about his, you know, his immune system. You know, Dave's a germ guy. I'm a little worried about his

performance, but this, I'm kind of just putting this up on the bulletin board so that he's got some bulletin board material for himself. I don't think he's going to take kindly to that at all. He'll figure it out. He'll figure it out. I believe in Dave. Dave's also not a hundred percent in at this point. I'm a little worried. I know. If Dave bails in the next 24 hours, I don't know if he can come back to work. I would be devastated for you, Dylan. I'll be very upset. But I think he's going to do everything he has to to get on that plane.

One more MVP candidate for me. He's the glue guy. KJ Ellis. Yeah. I think KJ could potentially bridge the gap between dylan's high school friends the washed media crew the barrett dudleys better than anybody on this trip i don't hate it so he might not he might not win the award but he's he'll be crucial in the effort to get to a solid bachelor party okay that's my yeah no i nothing you said is wrong okay any predictions dylan um somebody wins

big like big big and i think it's my buddy jared yeah i was gonna say if somebody wins big it's gonna be from your it's gonna be from your high school friend group i think he's gonna make make some chip splash a little bit he's gonna take home a few grand that's what i think's gonna happen i don't think anyone in the wash media network is currently like in in splash and cash territory like i am worried that we're not going to wager enough at the tables in order to win big we'll see i appreciate that uh i'm gonna i'm gonna throw some money around not a lot but i'm not my tolerance is just too low these days play some wagers i never gamble like i really don't i don't i don't bet on sports last time i was in a

casino was years and years ago i don't gamble man what if this like scratches the itch a little i know no this what if this derails your entire life it'll sufficiently scratch it though like oh okay you know like oh once i leave vegas like that was good okay i don't need it you don't really spend money i don't spend money i do that yeah she does it gotcha he can play around a little bit. Nice new blazer, by the way. Thank you. You should bring that to Vegas.

That's one of my predictions that Dylan's blazer turns heads. I was actually going to reference the blazer to you. How hot is my blazer? I was going to warn everybody that it is heat. I think I've worn it every day just around the house just because I'm so excited. He puts it on like every day after he gets out of the shower. What color is this thing? It's a different shirt.

What color is it? And threatens to wear it. It's bl after he gets out of the shower. What color is this thing? With a different shirt. What color is it? And threatens to wear it. It's bluish. Has some gray? Yeah. I forgot that I asked him what color it was. Yeah, don't ask him. Blue and gray, mostly.

She's a beaut. Are you bringing the new mizzen threads you got? The button down? The white one? Yeah, I probably will. I'm going to help him pack tonight. I'm going to do that tonight. This loose itinerary you provided will guide the packing efforts.

Thank you, Bae. Can I get some predictions? I have four predictions. My first prediction. No one will break 84 on the course. 84 is my number. I'm interested to see if anyone breaks it. 83.

Do we have a format? I mean, right now we don't. Okay. We'll figure it out. Scramble will be fun. We'll talk it out Thursday when we got everyone together and we can actually come up with a plan. My second prediction is Friday dinner,

at least two people aren't going to make it. Oh boy. We have a 13 person reservation. I think 11 people make it to this dinner. I think we might, I think those people will rise from the dead and join us out later that night. But I think on Friday after the golf round, some two people are going to take a nap and they're going to be unreachable as we are approaching the restaurant. My third, uh, we will go to a grand total of zero strip clubs that's probably music to your ears i think the over under is 0.5 yeah like sure i have prom i have promised britney and she's sitting right here i've said to her face numerous times so far i'm not going i can't keep other people from going i'm not gonna be like

no like cancel your uber but i will not be going we went to zero in uh new orleans and we walked by a hundred yeah so like i think i think our track record is pretty good on this and and like i mean i'm not going to be the person pursuing it and i don't see anybody else in this room being the person that's pursuing it so i can't it's gonna be easy to not do it i can't speak for other guys on the trip i would be a reluctant i would never be the driver of the bus i would be a reluctant add-on you're gonna be getting enough female attention in that blazer wow i mean oh hey what's out what book are we going to first bellagio i guess yeah okay probs yeah or casino yeah we got some basketball going i want to throw a hockey game for a we got i'm gonna put a gamble

at t-mobile catch me catch me doing that yeah can i get my final prediction yeah i thought you had four i did you did three yeah i've done three okay eight no one's breaking 84 two people are making it to there zero strip clubs final prediction even though we have nothing planned right now i think some of us make it to Blue Man Group. It's not going to happen. And I think it's going to be Dave and I. I'm going to fight whoever tries to do that. I'll be showing up to dinner on Saturday with blue paint on my collar. I have a couple more predictions here.

Brett's going to absolutely brick a fit. Yes. I know that's offensive, but I'm sorry. What? Wow. I just gassed you up. What the fuck? That's fucked up.

It's going to derail your mood. That literally just took my breath away and like i was i feel good it's gonna derail you and i'm gonna feel so bad i'm gonna brick a fit you're gonna brick a fit do you know what that means britney i mean i have what the fuck on the conclusion that i think i understand what do you think that lvp votes not not pull off a very good outfit yeah perfect no it's like the brains he I'm going to try too hard on a fit, and it's going to go absolutely south. Because you can just skate by with a solid fit and be fine.

I'm going to try to do something, and Dill's going to be like, you bricked that. Next prediction. Sorry, Brad. I love you. I can't believe I was first. Someone goes too hard brunch on Saturday, and they're going to call it a day after that.

We're not going to see them again the rest of the trip. That's fair. That's minus money. Like, bottomless memos is going to get out of hand. Someone's going to have 20. And they're free. Oh, that's right. Yeah, it's going to see him again the rest of the trip. That's fair. That's minus money. Like, bottomless memos is going to get out of hand. Someone's going to have 20. And they're free. Oh, that's right. Yeah, it's going to be.

More than one person. It's going to catch up to somebody. Brett got us a hookup somewhere. We're going to have. We got comped drinks. That's not good. That doesn't happen for men in Vegas. Good work.

Well, we're. I had to do things that I wanted to do. It's because we're very famous. Oh, right. OK. Not like it's a penance. And this one is like a layup, but Flatter is going to be an absolute hit with my high school buddies.

Yeah, that'll happen. They're going to try to adopt him. That's not a prediction. Hey, I have a prediction that I just came up with, Will. Can I? I also came up with one more. Can I say this? Hey, Dylan's going to be an asshole on Wednesday.

There you go. Prediction is correct. Oh, actually, I have a good one. Thursday on the flight there in the morning, it's Dylan, myself, Dave, and Drew. I think somebody comes off the plane a little more blitz than expected. I don't know if you guys can drink on the plane yet.

Drew has promised me that I'm going to black out tomorrow. We'll see him at a buddy, but he's going to try to make that happen. I have one final prediction. Prediction for before you go, somebody's going a buddy, but he's going to try to make that happen. Okay. I have one final prediction. Prediction for before you go. Somebody's going to walk in. Somebody's going to not remember the Vegas Golden Knights game.

Yeah. And it might be Dylan. Yeah. No. No, Dylan. Are you getting the Ikeman jersey for real? Yeah, I'm going to get an Ikeman jersey. Cool.

I can't wait to throw it. My final prediction is that somebody is going to have one day ruined by an edible. Oh, I'm a very good candidate. As we know, marijuana is legal in Las Vegas. They have many dispensaries, and I think one person is going to take an edible, not realize what they have done to themselves, and they are going to be down for the count in their hotel room.

One person. I don't know who that person will be. It won't be me. I think I'm not going to do any edibles for that specific reason. I might start just sneaking in places for people. Please don't sneakily do it. I'm going to roofie you guys with edibles.

I'm just going to buy a pre-rolled J. Wow. Just walk around ripping it. That's like $5. I'm not really. Dude, what if Dylan comes back from this trip and did like a jewel? I'm not going to jewel in vegas i'd be tight uh do we have any uh predictions for the

go low lower than you know party boy player of the week can i get a definition of yeah the go low lower than you know party boy player of the week is the person with the best golf score handicap adjusted over the two days oh okay handicap Okay. Handicap adjusted. Dylan doesn't have one, so he's automatically not in this. Well, the prediction there is that Dylan's going to have a very good range sesh, be talking a big game going to Friday,

and then it's going to fall off hole three. The rails. I'm okay with that. Okay. I pick myself as the go low, low, what is it? Go low, lower than you know, party boy player of the week.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Bay's got to leave in 15 minutes. All right. It's time then. Let's do This Weekend in Fun. Sorry. This Weekend in Fun,

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Not going to throw it to Dylan. Cause I think we're going to throw it to Brittany. Who's going to read us the itinerary right now. I figured since we all have the same weekend, I just figured we'd go through the itinerary that my lovely fiance is going to read for us. And we'll just discuss. You know what I love first about the itinerary is that it is a loose itinerary that

has to be has to be well yeah there are no hard and fast rules that's on very much on purpose a lot of opportunity for what for just interesting things we're a coloring book we leave we leave it open to interpretation we're also we're also just like solid dudes you know so totally totally except for dylan today stop dylan's gonna be a good boy that's right um thursday departing austin yep landing in vegas pretty early 8 35 is when i land yeah so we're gonna play golf um are we gonna be able to make that tea time brad yeah well all we have to do is so we land at 9. We're going straight to the golf course? Pretty much, yeah.

Just like dropping bags. It's 25 minutes. Do we have transportation lined up? No, we'll Uber that one. Okay. So we're going to play golf at? Bears Best. Bears Best.

1110 tee time. Jack Nicklaus course. Is it? Is it supposed to be a nice one? People said it's one of the most fun public courses in Las Vegas. Oh, that sounds fantastic. Yes. Me, Brett, Dave, Drew are playing in that round.

Oh. Yeah. Well, that won't be rowdy at all. Not at all. Okay. Tone setter. Followed by, y'all have a stacked day. Then you're going to the Vegas Knights versus the Boston Bruins

at 6 p.m. Yes, and we're, we got seats on the flight deck, which is like a, what, general seating, all you can eat, drink. Correct. Standing room only,

all you can eat, all you can drink at the top of the T-Mobile arena. Wow, they even have a fake castle here from what I can see. Catch me in my Eichel jersey. Are you going to start drinking on the flight and then proceed to drink all day and then go to the hockey game at 6 p.m. and continue to drink?

That is correct. That is the plan. It's all you can drink. I may predict that if somebody doesn't make it to the hockey game. The issue that I see with this is the flight. I'm not sure that Southwest is doing cocktails yet. I thought they were. I thought that was the new thing. I feel like I saw

the announcement and I remember thinking, oh, that's right after Vegas, but I could be wrong. You could be right. I mean... This looks cool. The flight deck looks cool. I think it would behoove you guys to maybe not go too deep into the cocktails on the flight deck.

I don't care either way. I'm getting in 12 hours after you guys. I mean, it's so early. I mean, God. I have to drink it like 6.45. We have booze again on Southwest flights. There you go. According to the failing New York Times. Okay.

Brittany, next. Next, I guess the rest of the night is open ended yeah and then those are on purpose mm-hmm Friday ride to

how do you say this Paiute Paiute for golf at golf yep at 11 o'clock 915

oh wait the ride's at 915 golf's at 11 is it far away yeah a little bit like 40 oh and then like warm up we gotta get out there that bus ride's at 915. Is it far away? Yeah, kind of. A little bit. 40? Oh, and then warm up and all that.

We got to get out there. That bus ride's either going to be rowdy as hell or suspiciously quiet. I'll put on a show at the driving range a little bit, have a toddy. Not a big deal. Maybe a snack? I'll probably have breakfast at some point. He's going to buy a protein bar in the pro shop. I'll have a snack.

Watching that spell. And I'm probably gonna go crazy low um not a big deal there is a long drive and a closest to the pin set up for us perfect there should be a prize is there like they're setting it up yeah no shit yeah that's what do the winners get i don't we haven't decided we haven't even discussed jack eichel's jersey no what jack no I'm just kidding. I'm totally kidding. I was so rude.

Okay. Okay. Then return back to the hotels at 5 p.m. and dinner at Cassie Beach House. Cassie? Cassie? How do you say it? I say Cassie.

Unclear on the exact pronunciation. No time for dinner. We don't know what time it's going to be? Pending a phone call today. Okay. Okay. But I time it's going to be? Pending a phone call today. Okay. But I think it's going to be later than earlier. Yeah. Like an 8, 730 situation. Do you know what I predict?

So that's the turning point. That's the dinner that I'm calling that two people don't make it to. I just predict there will be a lot of espresso martinis flowing in there. That's a good bet. Have you seen this place, Brittany? No. It's a beach house. It's like influencer posts. Yeah. That's a good bet. Have you seen this place, Brittany? No. It's like... It's a beach house.

It's like influencer posts. Oh, it's going to be... Oh, really? A situation. Which hotel is this at? Virgin Hotel Las Vegas. Yeah. Oh.

And then they named it after you? I have a child. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Confirmed at least once. Mm-hmm. not to brag all right okay then moving on saturday big brunch for the boys what's what's fuhu dog asian fusion dude oh i love a good asian fusion brunch do they have mimos uh yeah do they do they have bing bong

i mean i i would assume so. Yeah, right, right. Pretty much anywhere. More espresso martinis, probably. So this next one is one that we may call an audible for because it is the- Cabana at IU Day Club. Correct. After brunch. Yeah, it's about a 65 degree high on that day.

So I think I might be finding myself at a sports book for the hefty portion of the day. You know, it does, very low humidity. It'll feel like 74. See, the problem is that the high is now down to 53. And that might even be too low. It's pretty cold there. It's going to be sunny in 53. Yeah, I'm going to be in the sports book at Bellagio all day on Saturday.

And that's where I will probably lose money because I'll be betting on college basketball games. And I've watched maybe 20 minutes of college basketball this season. But I don't care. The people are going to get real tired of me wondering where the soccer games are on these televisions that day. They have like every game in them and literally in the world. I know. But with college basketball

and stuff like that, you just got to think that the soccer games are going to be on the low priority televisions. That's fair. You'll be over there. And I don't think it's a situation where you can be like, hey, can we flip this over from the Villanova game to... I'll go Cats. To Leicester versus Watford? You're going to be like, shut the fuck up, Will.

Dinner Saturday night. Will has this one. This is a Will special. I've made a move. I anticipated that we're going to have some people drop off. We're going to have some people leave. And I knew that we didn't have much of a concrete plan. So I have made a move. I anticipated that we're going to have some people drop off. We're going to have some people leave. And I knew that we didn't have much of a concrete plan. So I have made a reservation, which I think is one person too small. So we almost need to get someone hammered that day just to make sure that they can't go to dinner. But I have a six-person reservation for us

at another... We're just eating Asian fusion all weekend. Love that. But what I like about the place where I made the reservation is that they have a ribeye on the menu for $45 and I think that's good for us. Is it the place in Cosmo?

It is. Fukumoto or whatever it's called? No. I'm blanking on the name, but you're close. Okay. You're very close. Yeah.

That sounds tight. This girl knows Vegas, man. The thing I liked about Asian Fusion during like a party weekend, it's light enough to keep you on your feet. Yeah, we'll be fine. It's not going to set you back. Brittany, glaring lack of strip club on the itinerary, you might notice.

I don't think you'd put it on the itinerary. It's a pretty spacious itinerary. Itinerary. Yeah, there's a lot of room here for error. No, no. What part of the itinerary makes you the most nervous? Probably the no plan after dinner. No, I'm really not nervous about anything.

Because he's going to FaceTime me when he gets drunk, because that's what he does. Aw, isn't that cute? Get over here. Get over here. Come here. Make an appearance. It's just usually a pretty entertaining situation for me here at home just on the sidelines watching it all play out on instagram that's where we'll be that would

also maybe if y'all weren't all so public on instagram with everything you're doing i would be like why aren't they posting what's going on do you have dylan on fine friends uh yes i do does dylan know that because dylan just had a reaction's a good point. Do you have Dylan on Fine Friends? Yes, I do. Does Dylan know that? Because Dylan just had a reaction like he didn't know that you had him on Fine Friends. No, no. No, we do. We don't like- We check in on each other.

Maybe stay- I'll teach you how to turn your location off for like a temporary amount of time. Oh, come on. I'm not worried. Good. I'm not worried. Promise? Promise.

All right, good. Do you want to know the best strip clubs in las vegas on thrillist as of i always go to thrillist for my strip club recommendations the library minx scores crazy house three or crazy horse excuse me centerfolds sapphire little darlings palomino club there's a lot of strip clubs oh my gosh spearmint treasures she doesn't want to hear any of this i'm just saying i don know. She doesn't want us to go. Should we just show up to the library and be like, we're trying to get a card? Oh.

Well, Brittany, thank you so much for joining us on the podcast today. You don't care what I'm doing this weekend? Oh, yeah. What are you doing for fun? It's all about you. Wow. You're really showing your cards here. It's okay.

Nice Vegas trip Vegas I'll just be here like taking care of the house and the dog and you know and little bay volunteering and yeah um no I will be going to that party on Saturday without you yeah I'll have to miss it wow dude kind of messed up that you're missing that party that's okay is it a gala you're doing a party it is not uh it's a birthday party with some of my friends where we will inevitably end up at Dirty Bills. Been there. I'll be licking my wounds in solidarity with you guys on Sunday. Love it.

As I await my handsome prince's return. Oh, jeez. People are cringing so hard right now. My final prediction is that you two will be going to Matt's old ranch show after your flight home. Oh, maybe not. I have to go to the Austin FC game. Ooh, sorry, Dylan. What about that night?

Maybe, though. Okay. Yeah, we'll see about it. Dylan does literally every Sunday he gets back from anywhere. He ends up at Matt's old ranch show. Well, that's what I do. That's a her thing. Oh.

That's like a classic move. Airport straight to Matt's. Everybody knows that, dude. I didn't know about it. Be careful with your suitcase. Where's P. Terry? All I'm saying, I have a friend who got their shit stolen after a flight, and it was not fun to pick up those pieces.

How many knockouts did they have to lose there? No, they just had their car parked, and someone broke into it and stole their stuff out of the back after they got home from a flight. And now I'm scared to go there after a flight because I only pack my dopest shit for vacation. Also, Fressa's broke into my car and stole my laptop. That's right. Mr. Fressa himself?

Unclear. Well, thanks for having me. Thanks for coming on the podcast. Thanks for joining us. You boys, have fun. You're great. You're great. You're all great.

Get out of here. Sign us off, Dylan. Oh, it's time already. Have a great weekend. We love you bye