Circling Back - Vegas Recap & Dua Lipa Headlines

Episode Date: March 7, 2022

We're back from Vegas which means two things: our voices are a little raspy and we get the absolute honor of dissecting everything we did (MVP winners included). Additionally, we discuss the feral hogs making their way to Canada and drop headlines for the lawsuits flying at Dua Lipa. Oh, and Brett breaks some news. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Purchase a Circling Back Candle: www.vellabox.com/circling-back Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (16:00) Recapping This Weekend in Vegas (38:33) Obligatory Feral Hog News (52:30) HEADLINES: Dua Lipa Getting Sued (1:02:00) Brett’s Breaking News Support This Episode’s Sponsors Vizzy: www.vizzyhardseltzer.com/washed Earlybird CBD: www.earlybirdcbd.com (STEAM for 20% off) Cuts: www.cutsclothing.com/steam (15% off!) Keeps: www.keeps.com/steam (First Month FREE) Liquid IV: www.liquidiv.com (CIRCLINGBACK for 25% off) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, we're back. Circling Back Podcast presented by Busy Hard Seltzer, the only hard seltzer out there with vitamin C and superfruit acerola. My name's Will DeFries. To my left, David Ruff. This morning, I got in my vehicle with my dog and my son. I was going to go drop them off at their respective daycares. And my phone connected to my vehicle through via the Bluetooth feature. It's a technology, Dylan. my vehicle through via the Bluetooth feature. It's a technology Dylan. And,

um, went right to my Spotify and, uh, miss new booty. I told you, I told you we'd be doing this new booty this trip. I started playing. I was looking for, uh,

I was looking for actually bubbles in the bathtub. The road's favorite song. Instead. He got Bubba Sparks, calling park. He got Bubba. he got bub something dude that booty's rocking everywhere though that's the thing about it yeah so we found her miss new booty yeah that's sick dude we also got the man of the hour phil at chivery oh man. What's up?

Feeling good after a pretty wild weekend. Thank you guys for coming to Vegas with me. More on that later, I'm sure. Got the old shacket on. Wow. You know? That's a power move for a day like today. It's just like one of those days I just want to be comfortable.

This is like, shacket kind of brings me peace a little bit, you know's like it's like your thunder thunder blanket exactly yeah yeah i feel very at home yeah today today's going to be one of those days where it's like getting through the ad reads it's just going to be the hardest part of today's episode and everything else is just going to flow having said that this is going to be a sick ass episode i'm very i'm very happy with our rundown currently we have three major hitters right now i'm going to go ahead and get out in front of this so you know when you get coffee from McDonald's? A lot of times they're very good about leaving the coffee grounds in the bottom. Yeah.

You love that. No. Well, there's one that's like caught in the back of my throat and I can feel it because I tasted it and for whatever reason I didn't spit it out. And it's going to make me cough. So the face I've got right now is pre-cough face. I'm about to cough. Okay. Okay. I'm about to cough okay we'll bear with you man i need a cough button button and button i've got some i've got

some breaking news on the bing bong front you can mute a player over there there it is got it got him what's what is it i'm back you're back on your bullshit yeah yeah you know your boy had two regular shrink coffees this morning it just it seemed like the move today i did something psychotic yesterday during my vegas hangover and i didn't have one single sip of coffee the entire day huge miss that's how foggy i was i didn't either actually yeah like having the early morning flight takes the you out of the routine of like getting a coffee and doing something and there were also no coffee machines in our hotel room, which was weird to me. Coffee before a flight though, it can be a bit risky.

Oh, it can be very risky. I tend to not go there. Plus I wanted to get some sleep on the plane, which did not happen. When I was walking back to our gate, I mean, I passed a murderer's row of airport food and I turned it all down. I did Jamba Juice, which is fine,

but there was Pope's popeyes there was wendy's jersey jersey mike's oh my god like i would have just set up shop there i got a very mid bagel yeah very mid that makes who would have thought the airport the vegas airport bagel place wasn't bomb i just heard the water there's just not that great at the vegas airport well someone told me they piped it in from new york really yeah it's a long ass pipe i know oh well so the key they used it what was supposed to be the keystone pipeline they actually just kind of tilted it and now it's just running from vegas to go straight to the bagel place at the airport they should have a cold stone creamery pipeline. I'm thinking about getting in the Keystone Light line.

Oh, this dude drinks beer. Yeah. Who buys Keystone Light? 18-year-olds. Yeah. Do you remember for Halloween when you went as Keith Stone? 18-year-old standing outside of a convenience store, like around the corner. Did y'all do that?

Oh, yeah. Hey, mister. We did it honestly sometimes multiple times we got some we got some takers too we didn't we know i i never did it i was always a little too gun shy you know it's like i never wanted to be the person sticking my neck out trying to get that you were in a small town though yeah no like and and i'm not kidding when i say that if you go to the gas station where we would have bought that beer, it's a guarantee that you're going to see someone there that you know. So we couldn't get away with it.

It was just terrible. I've told the story of the dude who did it for us. And then he went and got it. And then we're waiting in a parking space. And he just comes tearing ass through the parking lot. Just dive bombs into the spot next to us. Slams on the brakes. Looks over at us with his window down and goes it's beer time they're like we're like oh shit he was like he was definitely like a dude like so where you guys going to drink man we're like oh we're like 16

yeah probably nowhere with you yep probably a random field over there here's five dollars don't follow us i don't know what i would do if someone did that if someone approached me right now and asked him to buy them beer i think i'd be i think i'd be so uncomfortable that i would like freak out if i was like 23 maybe maybe because you don't think about like this could come back around and like the ramifications yeah but now there's no way I would do it. No. I'm sorry if that sounds lame, but there's no way I would buy. Do kids even drink anymore in high school?

Apparently kids, apparently kids these days are drinking less and less. Good for them. Really? Yeah. What's wrong with them? I don't know, man. I think they're all into like wellness and shit now. That's not fun.

They just like drink coffee together and talk about books. I'm not kidding. Every day, every Friday, we would start thinking about on Thursday, like from like eighth grade throughout high school, we'd be like, okay, how are we going to get beer this weekend? Yeah.

We would start to just plan out like whose older sibling is going to be around, whose parents are out of town. If someone's older sibling was not around, we were not doing anything fun that weekend. We were going to be playing Halo in the basement. Somehow we would always get beer. Like a lot of keg, a lot of keggers, man. Yeah. Y'all had that keg in the closet. No, we had. Oh, you had playing Halo in the basement. Somehow we would always get beer. Like, a lot of keggers, man.

Yeah, y'all had that keg in the closet. No, we had... Oh, you had the pizza on the floor. What that keg... Under the... Quote, unquote, under the bridge was one of our main drinking spots. Damn.

That's where you drew some blood. It was like this... It was a very wooded area. There was an overpass over a very wooded area and it just made for, like, a great hangout spot that we could go, like, hide from cops and just... Let's go there this weekend. Drag some kegs, man. Let's go wooded area and just made for like a great hangout spot that we could go like hide from cops and just. Let's go there this weekend. Drag some kegs.

Let's go. Let's go there this weekend and just pound some beers. I think it's still. The bridge is still there. I know that. Did you ever pick it up out of the trash can and go floated? Floated. No, we got like.

There's like a fifth left. Hold on. Hold on. Just put the tap. You put the tap on wrong. It's floated. Kappa Tappa Kega. TFM. Sick. You know, it's floated kappa tappakega tfm sick you know it's a tfm what the fact that the screens on golf carts are made by a company called tfm it's pretty frat very frat yeah sick surprise

i never sued TFM. There's probably no brand confusion there. I don't know. There could have been a copyright issue more on that later. Oh, I'm dying. You don't think people were confused? No. My all-time TFM is still iPhones working with golf gloves, TFM.

Yeah. It's a good one. It is. So stupid. Very dumb. Tomorrow, I got news. We're still going to do dad pod this month but we got some worst of stories in the hopper so i think we should knock those out especially considering i could use them right now go hop over worst of it wash media.com if you want to send in your story washed media.com slash the dash worst test of a dash of you can just go over

to wash media.com click on the little logo there, submit your story anonymously. Tomorrow's rundown will not be made until tomorrow, which means you still have time to send them in today, and I would love to see them and create a backlog. We've got a lot of stories in the backlog already, but the recency bias is real with your boy. Facts?

Facts. I'm absolutely not capping. You want those hot-ass stories to come through, man. I hear you. I get it. You get it. Additionally, 888-618-4422 for the pipeline. Again, 888-618-4422 on the pipeline. Should we see if we got any reviews in the last couple days?

Let's see. Let's see. And also, apologies for not doing Monday's episode last week, guys. We got caught up at the PGA thing. That was messed up. That was an unintentional mess. We planned on doing an episode that day. It just never came to fruition.

Dave was down bad. Dude, I wasn't even sick Monday. Oh, I know. I'm just saying you were down. I'm really glad I didn't go because I probably would have been way worse. But yeah, yeah. No, I was. It was a tough week.

You guys want some reviews real quick? Yeah. All right. I'm going to start off with a bad one, then I'm going to chase it with a few good ones. This guy said, yuck. One star. What? He said, nothing will change until you stop supporting the ever-decreasing effort by these

frauds. Make them be funny again. Sounds so fake and jaded and lame. Are you serious, dog? Yeah. Hey, reviewer 1675243. I give a hearty yuck to you, my friend. Say it to my face.

He won't. That's just not even true, man. Well, luckily, Matty B, I think the rapper, it says rapper in parentheses after. He left a review right after. It says, bing bong more john duda aka richard suckington which i think was a name that he gave himself on the last time he was on here uh someone says dville alumni i would give this podcast 1 million stars if i could been following these guys since my high school days at duncanville rough what's up my guy drinks on me at mudhook

love the podcast guys keep up the good work you mudhook what's mudhook who is that dhs sucked he said duncanville high school mudhook's uh bar restaurant over on the main street area of duncanville check it out this guy go to a rival high school uh no it sounds like he didn't i think maybe he just had a bad experience in high school i don't know yes did you pick on this guy i feel like you wouldn't have left us a good review had i done that unlike me like not everyone's like best part of their life was high school so he might not have a good of a time i loved high school i killed it in high school i was i was killing it i was i was so sick in high school yeah you're always saying take me back i go. I had more fun in high school than I did in college. That's lame as hell.

Dude, high school was awesome. Oh, yeah. You had that keg in the closet. What was the damage on that thing? I don't understand that joke. It's a Kenny Chesney reference, dude. I don't know a Kenny Chesney ref. He's deflecting.

You put off Kenny Chesney vibes. Because he's terrible, maybe? You put off, would definitely track your sexy song, bump. No, I've never been a Kenny Chesney vibes because he's terrible maybe you put off would definitely track your sexy song bum no i've never been a kenny chesney guy ever that's embarrassing we used to beat guys like that up no you didn't why would you do that never did like what just soft cowboys you just beat the shit out of them we just made fun of them yeah that seems unnecessary uh in the most fitting sponsorship of all time reca recapping this Vegas and fun is presented by liquid IV. Not only is it presented by liquid IV, I was just going to pitch that we did that anyway today,

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I found a caramel apple flavor, which I don't even remember them making at any point. I think it was a fall flavor from a little while back. It's got to be, right? Yeah. It is so good. It's really good. It's really good. As well as the apple pie, but I think the caramel apple might be a little bit better.

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You want to go in sequential order? I don't really care if we do or not, to be honest. I mean, we could start with something that I missed that I have questions about that I feel like I never actually asked these questions when they arised. Okay. Who got Dorn What's Your Deal on the big screen at the

vegas knights game i think that was uh brett big game merriman oh okay i think so i was hoping that it was somebody within our crew but then i was like you know what it could easily be someone else but that's a great call the way he explained it to me is uh when he reached out about the uh about how our group how big our group is going to be and they're like oh since you have a group that size we allow you to put x amount of characters on the screen we is going to be. And they're like, oh, since you have a group that size, we allow you to put X amount of characters on the screen. We're going to play it at some intermission. I was not expecting it.

I had no idea. A huge surprise. But when the thing started to show up on the screen, and Dave was like, hey, man, look at that. I was like, they're up to something here. So you knew it was coming? Yes. Because my biggest concern when I saw that was if it wasn't Brett or somebody else had

that, that's an MVP move from Brett, just FYI, putting that out there. Yeah. You guys could have easily missed something like that. I think I would miss something like that if I was at the game. Yeah. I mean, they were looking out for it. So they brought it to my attention. Or else I would have missed it too.

That's a nice touch. It was a nice touch. Unfortunately, I kind of peaked the first night of this trip. Also with the Golden Knights game. And mine was my run in with greatness. I couldn't believe when you told me this story that this actually happened. And it wasn't some setup. I saw him walk. So we're talking about Salt Bay. Salt Bay. I couldn't believe when you told me this story that this actually happened and it wasn't some setup.

I saw him. So we're talking about Salt Bay. Salt Bay. He has a presence in Vegas. He has a restaurant there. He shows up to the Golden Knights games. And he's a Vegas guy at this point. He did the, I don't know what the, is it like the drawbridge thing? You know, like they have like a celebrity do like a thing to pump everybody up.

They're cranking something. He's cranking something. And it looks very, very Texas Tech-esque, if you know like they have like a celebrity do like a thing to pump everybody up they're cranking something he's cranking something it looks very very texas tech uh ask if you know what i mean but the place they did that was right next to where we were set up which is called the flight deck correct um so they do that to start the game salt bay's up there they have the cameras on and whatever and then i see him like kind of scurry away and exit through the door right by us like oh there goes salt bay having completely missed what happened right before he left the arena which was so there's a so we're in the flight deck again it's an area up behind some seats just hang out free drinks free food they've got a buffet line so i'm getting my nachos ladies pouring cheese on them i've got my hand holding these nachos put some peppers on them and i kind of turn around i see salt bae all five salt bae all five six of them walking by

he's someone that you can't mistake like you can't replicate his look and you can't once you see him it seems like the kind of person that you just know you there's no question that he's very recognizable and he wears the same outfit everywhere he goes. He is not, the bit has not changed in the six years he's been a social media personality. But, he walks by and I just like

turn around and I go, what's up Salt Bae? Did you crush that line by the way? And, he just looked at, he like stopped,

walked over, just didn't miss a beat, didn't think about it, didn't hesitate, walked over to me and... Dropped the salt. He fake salted my nachos. He fake salted a day's nachos and walked off.

Did he say a word? Didn't say a word. He didn't even look at me. He didn't say a word. Didn't look at me. Does anybody know what he sounds like? No. He doesn't talk.

But the more I thought about this, the more I was like, he just has it so made in the shade. All he has to do is fake salt people's food and we will just love every single part of it. Like his restaurants did his, yeah. His restaurants get like, they get some flack and whether it's justified or not, I have no clue.

Cause I'm never going to pay to go. Yeah. Maybe we should have. It's that gold flake steak that he's exactly too much. But like all he has to do to, to correct his PR issues is just go salt a couple of people's things. And then you got a whole podcast segment about how awesome you are. Just go salt some shit and everyone's going to love you.

Is he shredded? Yeah, he's in good shape. For being his – I mean he looks like he's very strong and in shape. He's also very good at soccer. Is he? Yeah, he's got some skills. He's Turkish. Shouts to Turkey.

Didn't know he was Turkish. I asked you this before, but now that i see this number 42.7 million followers i don't have you i don't think any of none of us have ever interacted with somebody with that many followers before that's an insane amount of people no i'd like to think some of those followers might bleed over to me but you think so probably not have you dm'd him to see like what he's been up to or if like he wanted to link on the trip i've just been thinking about my nachos anything like that i've just had a lot of what if moments in the last few days like why didn't i get a photo if i mean i didn't want to push it

he'd already salted my nachos yeah you can't really like you kind of got one one really good interaction out of it and doing a photo might have just been too much people were like there was people i didn't know that were like right there and they were like oh they kind of patted me on the back like congratulations you got salted that's sick dude those nachos just got salted yeah i've never had someone salt my nachos before but what if he walked around with his pocket full of salt and he was actually salting people's food i feel like that that question got asked probably during a meeting between like his social media people really carry salt around or maybe like a like a salt bag at the gym, you know?

You think if Salt Bae does blow, like does he? Yeah. Yeah. If you're Salt Bae, you can't do blow the traditional way. Would you do blow with Salt Bae? No. I don't do blow with anybody, Dave. With Salt Bae though?

Maybe. It would have been hard to turn down Salt Bae. But I get a DM. He's like, hey, man, we're going to eat some nachos, do some blows? Look at this gold-plated tomahawk steak he's holding up. Look at that thing. I don't think I need that. As a recent absolute stand of next-level chef, you guys ever watch this show?

No, never. It got promoted to you guys all the time on Fox. I'm surprised you never took it. Oh, stop. There were commercials for it the entire NFL season. Yeah, they did some cooking with gold, and I just hate that bit. Gold doesn't even taste like anything. Why are we trying to eat it and make things more expensive?

It's too luxurious. You know what one of my favorite moments from this trip was? The next day. Paiute Golf Course. The boys got there. I think we were all actually in very good spirits considering how we could have felt for this round of golf, but we split up into our foursomes.

We had three foursomes, back to back to back, and right before we teed off, we decided as a group that the wind was enough out there that we would have way more fun scrambling. The plan going in was that we were going to do low ball, four-man low ball. We had – it was just too windy, man. It would have been a long, tough day of golf had we just – everyone played their own ball.

We made a quick pivot to scramble, and it ended up being the move. It was the only move. Yeah. I thought about halfway through the round, I thought to myself, like if I was playing my own ball right now, I would be absolutely miserable. Yeah, that would have been tough. That would have been a very, very long day.

It was, so Paiute's like, I don't even know what direction from Vegas it is, but it's about 35 minutes outside of town, right? Sure. It's not as far as people made it out to be when I talked to people about where we were playing. A lot of people made it sound like we're going to be in the car for an hour maybe.

By the way, if you Google image like a satellite image, it's hilarious. It's outrageous. It's a little green speck surrounded by just desert. It's pretty funny. It was – the conditions were so absurd weather-wise. So there was a chance of rain and then there's – we're watching these mountains off in the distance to get snow and then we're like watching these clouds like back build over toward us we're like okay is this gonna get us and then like like 50 yards away you see the rain evaporating before it hits the ground

and like it never actually rained on us but it did get very, very cold. The temperature shifts were wild. It was crazy. I mean, it felt like we were playing on a different planet. That's exactly what I said. The way that the course looked, like you would look over beyond the green and there would just be a giant mountain in the background with rain on it. Like, it's funny. There's snow on mountains on the other side. Yeah, I didn't know snow was that close to Las Vegas.

I guess it makes sense, but, like, I mean, with that altitude. I just looked it up. I guess it's owned and operated by the Paiute Indian tribe. I did not know that, but. We support our Native Americans. Shout. Great course. If you are a bachelor party and you're looking for a place to go play in Las Vegas,

they were accommodating to us as a bachelor party, which isn't always the case at courses. They printed out custom scorecards. They had Dylan's bachelor party on and everything. Renting clubs was a seamless experience. The food was good too. Food and beverage pricing, reasonable. For Vegas standards, it felt free. $5 for a breakfast sandwich in Las Vegas feels like such a win.

Yeah. They're just going to give it to you for free. It was incredible. Great time, yeah. Like they're just going to give it to you for free. It was incredible. A great time, man. And the teams were pretty evenly matched as it came down to the wire. Obviously you guys were like, what?

400. Uh, somewhere there. Yeah. Okay. We were, we were lagging. We had a tough front nine.

And then when we finally got in, we were the first group in me, Brett Barrett and Micah, we were the first group in and we were kind of, we kind of knew we were out of it at that point without burning the last hole and then uh you guys rolled up as the last group so the two last groups were both five under your high school buddies right in front of us yeah they got they got some some decent players on that team i don't know how well they played on sat on friday saturday friday um but we were both 500 going into 218, and we were right behind them.

So we saw all the action from, I guess, 100 yards out, because as they were on the green, that is. And they made a very difficult birdie putt to go to 600. So that put the pressure on us. Your putt was the MVP moment of the weekend. Just putting it out there. Shout out to Brett for going live. That's an MVP move.

I'm going to take credit for him going live. I was like, Brett, go live, go live. I think this is, this is the move. And like,

when you said that, I was like, don't go live. This is going to be very underwhelming. Cause I'm going to miss it by eight feet. Is, is, does Brett deserve any blowback for us not being able to see the ball go in the hole that was the only negative feedback that we received regarding your pot dylan well okay

if he had if he had scrolled away what's it can't if you panned away there you go if you panned away you got there too slowly too slowly he misses my celly yeah you can't miss the fist you had he prioritized excitement over uh minor details like the puck going in. Randy is not happy about that. Randy went to Twitter about it. You know what's sneaky? A good thing about what he did is it adds a little intrigue to the situation. It was kind of an engagement hack, Randy.

Did we brilliantly fake the whole situation? I don't know. Did we? No. You know how I know people can know? You'll never see Clay. You'll never see Flounder move as quickly and as limberly as he did. The dancing bear. He looked like he was like young and spry and he was just hopping across that green.

So going back and watching that, clearly I like started to like start to like high step or something and then i was like oh i don't want to mess the green up yeah so i just kind of like i it was the i ended up doing something completely weird i don't know what that was it was it was perfectly awkward no you know what you can't see is when i went over and high-fived you we absolutely did not connect on that i'm glad the camera didn't pick that the camera it looks like we just smoked it no but that's that's a classic you know team golf celebration like if you're not if you're not missing high fives and stopping your celebration prematurely for fear of the greens getting damaged then like you don't respect the game let me so sports a moment okay first of all that putt was to force the playoff which we won two holes in. Two holes into the playoff. Team Dave, Dylan, KJ, and Clay won.

That moment was maybe the best sports moment of my life. I've had walk-off base hits before. I've had some pretty good baseball moments in my life. But that was it. The pressure. The whole squad around. To do that on 18. Yeah kind of on your own bachelor party on your own bachelor party it sounds so washed but like that really is kind of the pinnacle it is like athletics in your 30s it doesn't get better you're like pull on 18 everybody's watching it's a group trip that was a one and one dude

i i don't have i don't i can't think of anything that's more electric than doing that at this point that's a one in one thousand putt for me by the way i don't make putts like that well it was being being in the final group of your bachelor party with money on the line and you get to go up and hit that putt in front of everybody like at our age i don't know if there is anything that gets much better than that that doesn't involve having kids i was just floating the rest of the day i was honestly I was kind of hoping you'd miss it so I could putt it and make it. I wanted the glory. It was so long.

I had no confidence in that putt. I'm just glad that I was not a part of the team that was, you know, losing to you guys. I mean, we had already lost, so I'd already given up all hope and I didn't care at that point. It was very nice to actually enjoy the excitement of that rather than having to collect myself

and go back to the next tee box. Alsoouts to piute for not caring that we just went and played extra holes the entire time no one even said a word no one even said a word it's fantastic they're great uh but one of the more ridiculous things that happened was actually immediately following the round uh brett set up a a bus service for us to go out there and the first bus probably sat about 20 to 24 people uh When we walked out and we're getting on our bus ride home, out in the parking lot, there were normal cars for people. There were vans for other groups. And then there was a giant tour bus that looked like we were going on an eighth grade trip to some city that was a few hours away. We were going down to Nuevo Laredo to do charity work with a youth group.

Oh, see, if you're from my area, it would be like, oh, you're going on your eighth grade Chicago trip. That's just what everyone did in eighth grade. You just go to Chicago for some reason. It was so excessive. And yeah, we had a 76 person gigantic thing. Yeah. We could have picked up a football team on the way home.

We had so much room. Everybody had their own section. It was way too excessive. That would have been weird if we just picked up like the UNLV football team. Yeah, we were like, is this even going to fit?

Like the hotel, like you drive on that little drop-off zone, like is it even going to fit down there? It almost didn't fit. When he pulled in, I was like, dude, we're about to scrape

the top of this thing. But unbelievable time there. That golf was sick. It was sick. That night, we went and ate at Lava, which I have to say, Dylan, I'm just going to echo what Dylan said. The most decadent meal we've ever had. I said gluttonous.

Gluttonous as well. It was absolutely gluttonous. There was so much food. It's worth noting that no seafood tower was safe. We absolutely dominated the seafood towers. So we told the waiter. so he gave us an option. We can each order our own entree, or he can decide what we're getting,

and he'll bring it out in different courses, and it'll be family style. We said, all right, we'll go with that. But before that happened, we ordered the 16-ounce meatball, like four of them, and we got- Which is a must order item on that menu for anyone out there. And two absolutely monster seafood towers. It included like, I don't know, 20 oysters on each. The biggest shrimp I've ever seen in my life.

There was lobster tail, king crab legs. You were eating good. It was stupid. And then they brought a Caesar out. And then two different pastas. Caesar didn't do much. And at the end of it, we were like, I've never been so full in my life.

And they go, okay, well, here come the tomahawk steaks. Put two tomahawks down in front of us, which, in my opinion, were the best part of the meal. It was incredible. Incredible. And then we had the desserts. It was gluttonous. Is that why I wasn't hungry all day yesterday?

Or was that from just drinking all weekend? Hard to say. Well, the other meals that we had there, I would recommend any of the places that we went to. We had the dinner at Lavo, which was obviously awesome. Did we take a photo of that receipt? Because I would like to see how many espresso martinis and wine we drank. I'm not sure. That would have been a good stat line for the boys.

We also had brunch at Foo Hoo the next day. Incredible. At Resort World. Dim Sum. I mean, we were eating dumplings like they were going out of style. I've never done the Dim Sum brunch. There's a couple places in town here that do it, and it was fantastic. Sally got so jealous of our Dim Sum brunch that day that she made a reservation for a

Dim Sum brunch in the near future if you'd like to join that reservation what was that duck roll looking thing that you got us at the end we got some of these steamed buns that had foie gras and duck in them and they were they changed my life they were so good they were absolutely incredible the waiter you could tell so i asked the waiter for an order of them and they clearly hadn't had them made yet that day and he could see the devastation on my face. He comes back five minutes later and he goes, they're going to be out in 10 minutes. I might've been our best waiter the entire time. He was incredible. He set it all up. Um, they were, they were just wonderful. And then we went straight from there next door to the IU club. Uh, we were going to get a cabana at the pool that

day, but being as though it was 50 degrees, I think we all had to avoid that a little bit. Yeah. I was very confused when I saw this on the agenda because you know just looking at the forecast i was like well maybe the pool is heated but i feel like people aren't going to be pool partying at this point yeah they had the pool closed off so like this apparently this uh day club this is like their grand opening right And so we go through like very serious security and I'm, I don't know what we're getting into really. I assume we're just going into like a bar scene. Um, walk in, it's very dark in there. Um, a lot of, uh, what's glow in the dark stuff. And we look and there's, there's, uh, some, some young ladies holding signs up, uh, around this

booth. And I was like, dude, there's no way there's no way this is us turn the corner. It says all of their signs say Sunday scaries on them. There's a, there's like a digital, there's a screen on the top of the ceiling projected on the roof or some projector saying Sunday scaries. And, uharies, and it was unexpected. It was unexpected. Yeah. I don't know who. Very wild.

What they had to do in order to set that up, I don't know who set it up or how they did it, but it was a wild surprise that was making me crack up. And that was a blast, too. I learned that under the bottle of Dom Perignon, there's a switch that you can turn it on and off, like for the glow-in-the-dark thing oh really but like it's crazy yeah they added that little light thing under there they added it yeah i didn't know i think the bottles were designed so that it will work with the light like that yeah exactly which is cool i also learned i don't know shit about champagne i don't either yeah it tasted like every champagne i've ever had yeah big save but it

didn't cost what every champagne i've ever had cost big same but it didn't cost what every champagne i've ever had cost unfortunately yeah yeah that was too yeah it was expensive we shared the photos of clay there's been so we i think we just need to we need to get the best photos that we have from the weekend and and just do a little little call little slideshow because there's some fun ones out there i don't i have like just a bunch of random stuff i'm trying to think of what else we did like what those were my those were all oh and money baby for the fight oh yeah i went to money baby a lot of people in town for the fights honestly and nascar i was a little worried that we're gonna have a quiet vegas weekend because i didn't know that there was the fight happening

until just before and i didn't know that nascar was out there either. So I was thinking like, oh, like March Madness is usually the time where Vegas is like absolutely popping off. Oh, and you and I did that. We did the secret pizza place at Cosmo. A lot of people recommended that. Which wasn't so secret because it was very popular. Yeah, everybody knows. We waited 45 minutes for pizza.

You'd think that a place that's a secret wouldn't have a line that takes an hour to go through. Yeah. Glaring lack of stk which is unfortunate we tried though we did we tried overall i think we i think it was successful we're all here this morning which is big for everybody guys for making it so awesome thank you for getting married again this is sick for everybody uh it's the last time i'm doing it mvps mvps um i think you gotta well hold on Well, hold on. I think we need to just do MVP and then the, what was Brett's party boy player of the week?

Oh, party, I don't know. Low, low, low as you know. Party boy player of the week. Something like that, yeah. Okay. My MVP, it has to be, okay, Dylan solidified himself as the MVP when he hit the putt. Where Dylan really rose above the crop for everything else was when Dylan showed up to the steakhouse wearing his new blazer. Damn.

That's what did it for me. But Brett is my hands down party boy, go low, low as you know, player of the week. He did it all. That's fair. When we were lost and needed some direction, Brett told us where to go. Brett set everything up. He just killed it. Brett might be MVP just for making everything

happen. He pretty much put the itinerary together. Klein had something to do with that too. Klein was the original. Yeah, but Brett saw it through. Klein had to back out. We'll give Klein an honorable mention here. Best supporting actor. Brett saw it through. Klein had to back out. So we'll give Klein like honorable mention here. But Brett saw it through.

Made it all happen. I should be getting comeback player of the year. There was a number of people who didn't think I would even make the trip. I was worried. I was worried, but I'm glad you were there. Don't worry. Hey, I listened. I listened to y'all's podcast.

I did tell you. I did say during that, though, Dave, that I was giving you bulletin board material so that you could prove us wrong. I was listening to it on the plane right there and I was like, okay, Denzel.gif. Okay. Okay. Well, successful weekend to anyone that was involved,

whether they were hooking us up with stuff in Vegas, whether, I mean, from FooHoo to everything else. What a time. Shouts to the random, his name is David, the random backer who sent me $100 just for it. Didn't ask for it. Very nice of you. Thank you, David.

Then you immediately lost it at a blackjack table. Probably. Yeah. That happens. Also, shout out Money Baby for their 16-inch hot dog that I ordered. Fizzy season. Very expensive. You see the one that Flounder ordered?

It was covered in brisket. The Boston dog. Queso and pork rinds. And it looked like it weighed about seven pounds. He actually accidentally ordered that. And then when she's like, oh, okay, I can take it. He goes, no, no, no, just keep it. I'm not saying he did the grilled chicken sandwich and the Boston dog.

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That's just kind of what happens. We've got some bad news for our friends in the North. Edmonton could be the first Canadian city with permanent wild pigs if the city stays unprepared as they are right now. Do you guys know anything about Edmonton besides that they have a hockey team called the Oilers? How can they predict that it's permanent wild pig? What does that even mean? Like they're never going to get rid of them?

They're starting to buy property. They're always going to be there? Yeah. Yeah, they're all moving in from California and just overspending with cash offers on houses and stuff. They're just invading. You would think it's too cold up there for the these pigs if i've learned anything about these pigs is that they're resistant to literally everything but don't they love it in warmer weather they're hard as they're hard to kill but do they like the cold i mean they get i mean they're big in russia too are they yeah the russian wild russian boar is a problem and i

think that's part of the infestation it's like some of those mixed with some other like domestic do they hop over from russia to alaska i'm wondering down i'm wondering swim over probably not can they swim they can swim but i don't i don't know if they're swimming hundreds of miles you've seen those pigs out there on that um Island, you know where they swim around and shit? Yeah, but those things, I hear those pigs are kind of depressing. Have you heard? They're just stuck there? What's the deal with that?

I talked to somebody who did it, and they were like, yeah, it was kind of sad. Like, these things are just fat for tourists to just like, so they can't like really do much. They're just fat. They just hang out? Yeah. And swim around? I mean, it sounds dope. I mean, it kind of looks cool.

These pigs are eating good, though. If you're going to're gonna be stuck somewhere like that's a pretty cool spot yeah and like i feel like those are one of the first ever like instagram famous things yeah you don't offense edmonton you're probably wonderful this said wild pigs are spreading out of control across the prairies and many living in central alberta could become embedded in edmonton's river valley without intervention according to the university of saskatchewan how many are there though like i think there's like 30 to 50 yeah at least the same thing like i don't know i like okay if there's one thing that's really leveled the playing field for everybody it's these these fucking pigs they just won't leave anybody alone like everyone's dealing with this it's everyone's problem dude they always make the

news too it's so funny it's i know i should know the answers to this because we literally talk about these every single week but like do they just do they reproduce it's such a rapid clip that we just can't control like it's like three or four litters a year yeah and how big is a litter 30 to 50 30 to 50 correct no one gets it no i mean it's a lot it's it's not a small number and they're very destructive four to six piglets four to six four to six i mean that's a lot if i had four to six kids every like four times a year yeah you can do the math on that i don't know i'm gonna do it but you can't at home i wouldn't i wouldn't be able to financially recover from that no that's that's too much Imagine sending all those kids to college.

It's just too much. So they're up there just buying up all the acreage. It's pretty... I don't think they're actually buying it. They're pigs. I don't think they have any... They're securing the mineral rights. What's their money?

They've secured the mineral rights and the surface rights. They're just going in. Their money's just blood. Blood is their money? Yeah. Oh, yeah. We got some i got some new pigs coming out here oh i don't know how i went irish there just trying to do my canadian i feel like my canadian accent's gotten much worse since moving to texas what's up with these pigs

man dave was talking about on the uh he wanted to i think you can in vegas that is you can pay to go on a helicopter ride with like a mounted 50 cal. He just wanted to obliterate pigs all afternoon one day. Wait, me? Yeah, remember that? I did not. I've honestly said I don't want to do that. I don't want to go up in a helicopter.

Yeah, that's just cheating. Do you guys know what they call a group of these? I've probably heard it before. Hogs? It's kind of a bad idea for Seattle to name their soccer team this because they're pretty much welcoming an invasion of feral hogs, but kind of a bad idea for seattle to name their soccer team this because they're pretty much welcoming an invasion of feral feral hogs but they're called sounders really yeah they said called dave's dorm room sounders because he was just a collection of hogs at all time

really my friends and i we would all hang out with our hogs out sounder on the fly sounders all right well it sounds kind of tied up honestly like i don't hate that i don't hate calling them sounders what's the one that's murder is it that's crows dude just a murder that's the best one right then incubus like made an album called a crow left of the murder or something like that and i was like oh man incubus come on i like this expert's uh ominous warning he says you can ignore wild pigs all you want until you can't ignore them then they're at your doorstep and literally showing up in your house and coming into cities you cannot dabble in wild pig eradication you either go in full hog and go hard and remove them but you need a strategy just go in full hog he says go in full

hog i'm sure pun was intended so dylan you know how you asked about them surviving in the cold they can survive in the cold they uh i mean not only are they just fat so they they're probably keep warm but they actually make something called pig loose pig loose pig loose like loose. Like an igloo. Oh, pig loose. But they make pig loose where they can hang out and mob. That's dope. That's just where they scheme in. They just dig up creek beds and just live in there. They said it's made out of cat tails.

I'm going to assume that's the plant and not like actual cat tails. Cause that'd be really demonic. It's gotta be the cat. They were just ripping tails off of cats and making igloos out of it. That'd be so disgusting. That would be. How do they get all those cats? They wrangle them up. It's they get all those cats they wrangle

them up it's probably the plant though they wrangle them up stop what's what's these things problem why can't they just stop ruining shit they're also divas it says these guys are voracious omnivores that wild pigs will eat nearly anything organic using their large snouts to dig for roots insects larvae like they're just rolling in and eating all like the organic shit. Delete everything. You know, it just occurred to me. We do like one of these stories every month. We learn nothing.

Nothing. We just repeat like the same facts that we should have committed to memory by now. Yeah. Like how do we not know them? We should know that they're called sounders. That's the one we will not forget. We will. know that they're called sounders that's the one we will not forget we will so is are they what's what is what is canada gonna canada gonna do to control the population it doesn't sound to me

like they have any actual you know down here it's open season you can kill them whenever what do you do if so let's say like let's just for example say that they started invading austin and let's say that i'm walking Rosie one night. You know how, like, a brown bear, you do whatever, lay down or yell at them, whatever you do for whatever bear? What do I do when I come across a wild hog that's just staring at me? You pull out your derringer and let it rip. Man, I just don't know if I'm built for that right now. You don't have a derringer?

Do you think I'm just going to go and just light up a bunch of pigs? Yeah. I think they say you're supposed to just going to go and just light up a bunch of pigs? Yeah. I think they say you're supposed to just insult them. Hey, you stupid pig. Yeah. Hey, get out of my way.

They respond well to that. Really? Yeah. Hey, get the hell out of here. Hey, you little freak. Skedaddle. Scram.

Where are your 29 to 49 friends, buddy? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Then you turn around and they're just like foaming at the mouth about to kill you you catch you catch one by itself you know you're in trouble yeah 29 49 are on their way yeah that's a sacrificial lamb that they're just like okay you know you just pulled up on a sounder yeah oh shit it's sounder season it's going down i'm yelling sounders i don't know a lot of musical reaches today i uh i don't know why but i played timber by kesha and pitbull numerous times on the trip

if you were in our hotel room you were probably gonna hear timber at some point damn glaring lack of bts in our hotel room uh we had a bts in mind and i got news i think i need to re-up my generational wealth because my battery life on mine is just not doing it. It made it about 10 holes into the round. Oh, no. Like, that's an issue. These things are supposed to last a long time. That's not good.

You get what you pay for, man. Dude, you know. No, you come on, dude. Yeah, I'm sorry to call you out like that. But, I mean, you didn't ask me before you bought one. And now you're paying the price. Well, stonk down. I'm going to have to talk to Mr. JBL.

This is why so many people fail at day trading. They need to go to the financial advisors, the experts, and I'm kind of that person for Bluetooth speakers. I'm familiar with the technology. I hold two patents. We've talked a lot about how it's ridiculous we don't have a coffee sponsor. The fact that we don't have a Bluetooth speaker sponsor is insane. It's tragic. It's ridiculous we don't have a coffee sponsor. The fact that we don't have a Bluetooth speaker sponsor is insane. It's tragic.

It's insane. We just need one Bluetooth speaker sponsor, and then we're made for life. They could change our lives immediately. Yeah. As much as we talk about coffee, too, you think that'd be a layup? I'm going to start giving Bluetooth speakers as, if Dave allows me to do this, as he is the gatekeeper for them. Well, I do hold two patents.

Can I start giving them as wedding gifts for people? What are the patents? Yeah, I don't really, they're proprietary, but they're, they're in the field of technology, but can't you talk about them?

So you've already patented them. Like that's public information, right? Well, they, the, I, I late,

I licensed them out to the federal government. Oh, okay. Department of defense. You must be doing really well for yourself. Yeah. I outfit every, every every military vehicle i outfit with uh bluetooth technology okay if you gave okay i can i can this might be a mean question i'm about to ask wow if you had if you gave joe biden an iphone and a bluetooth speaker how long until he's got music

coming out of that great question he's got bigger things to worry about. He's gonna give up after five minutes and just listen to it to his phone. You think- He'd be like, oh, I got it. You think when he's at- You think when he's like meeting with the world leader or something and he's like in his room getting ready? Do you think he just fires up the BTS? Like he's got like going out music?

I don't think so. God. He's got- Steely Dan. Ste day he would he would have steely yeah that's fine that's fine i mean it takes me a while to get it figured out the easiest thing to pairs raycons power on gotta say the nice touch of the week in vegas i wish we had done a video. We got in Thursday. We played Bears Best Golf Course.

It's a Nicholas deal, as you can probably guess. Bluetooth speakers built in to each golf cart. Oh. It was sick. Okay. No one told me that. Yeah. They went pretty hard.

Damn. What's the damage on a round out there if they got those things strapped? I think they were JBL, TBH. Yeah. It was sick, man. Man. Nice touch of the week for me was when we went, I don't know how we got VIP access at the Bellagio. They had a little VIP lounge down there.

The toilet in there? Heated. My first experience with a heated toilet seat, and it was fantastic. You sure you just didn't get it right after someone else? Oh, no. Oh, no. It was warm because if you know that it's warm from being heated that's a good feeling if you know that it's warm from you know immediate use it's not a good feeling it was like piping hot you know it totally you know a toilet seat's nice when dylan compliments it because he used they used to call him toilet seat yeah they did true it's true you have a very

high standard for your toilet seats i do yeah. Yeah. Another fun thing about Bears Best, if let's say you're playing like on a weird time, like Thursday early afternoon, and you have five people and like you have a threesome and a twosome and like you're like, okay, if you try to play five together, like on a couple holes. They'll shut your cart off. They'll shut your cart off. Yeah. So that's a cool thing. They will allow a lot of things out there but playing five together absolutely absolutely not the fact that they had it set up on gps and they knew it was just yeah aggressive guy we can't warn us like we will shut it down if we see cards together on the fairway

like we just want to hit a couple t shots together you know the boys we're trying to mob i used to be anti-five but no i've i've loosened up on that that mentality maybe it's all the early bird CBD I've been taking, and that's why I'm so loose with it. Don't say loose with it. You guys hear about these guys? Dude, you were nice with it there. Dude, we were kind of nice with it. You guys already know what early bird CBD gummies are,

but I'm just going to remind you real quick. It's a recreational hemp product that contains around 2.5 milligrams of natural THC and 12.5 milligrams of CBD in each gummy. These are formulated for fun and to make you feel good. I took one before the flight to Las Vegas and I zenned out pretty hard on that flight. I took one on the flight to Las Vegas and the flight home from Las Vegas as I get anxiety on the way home every time. Early bird saved the day for me and that's not a joke.

Wait, so you just took an early bird and watched, what were you watching? Frozen? Encanto? You just, you matched that? Oh dude, that sounds like a great situation. It was sick. How'd you like Encanto? It was very good. You were crying at one point.

I did. I was in tears. Good little story, man. Very colorful imagery. We love these guys. Someone was wearing an early bird hat on this trip, weren't they? KJ. KJ wore an early bird hat the entire trip.

Damn. Early bird, as you guys know, is an Austin company. I've known these guys since I moved to Austin. These guys have supported us even before we had a company. They were still loving our content before. And now they're all in on your boys, and we're all in on them. They got mentioned recently by a very, very prominent blogger on Instagram. And she doesn't do sponsored posts.

And, I mean, that's how you know it's legit like things i liked or something something like the things i bought and liked yeah yeah like she called them lovely which they are but they also get you a little turnt if you want oh i thought it was like tfm beers or something no different blogger no yeah different one it was rusty rusty was ranking cbd gummies you took eight actually that'd be a good one for if you guys want to go get some early bird cbd on your own go to earlybirdcbd.com and use code steam which gives you 20 off of everything this is a single use discount code which means that once you load the cart you can only use this code one time load it up my friends without further ado oh yeah earlybirdcbd.com promo code steam 20 off of everything go make it happen but without further

ado we got an important segment right now this is tough man because we're fans of this person's music we have new theme music are you ready yeah headlines headlines we're gonna do some original headlines dude that sounds great headlines don't why'd you do my part after that dude that's so good wait was that me yeah when do i when do i do that here let's hear it again we did well i don't think you knew we were doing it dave headlines headlines we're gonna do some original headlines. Dude, that sounds great. Headlines, Dylan. Shouts to Randy.

Man, that's great production. Dude, Randy was just cooking in the studio. Super high energy, man. I love that. Headlines. I'm imagining Randy just superimposed with future, just looking at the screen when they're putting that together. Oh my God. Today, we're gonna headline someone who's very near and dear to our hearts that was young thug by the way oh is future not in that i think

it's young thug my bad i don't i'm not very good with rap music these days current music is just not in my bag you know it is in my bag though levitating speaking of we did not see david playing glory lack of david brain on the trip he let us down what the hell that's okay nobody wanted to go get their mind freaked also just want to put that out there i tried obviously glaring lack of blue man group huge lack of blue man group look that's the only miss we had this weekend dual leap that's it yeah dual leap has had a couple misses she's getting sued by a reggae band called Article Sound System. Do we have the sound clips? I don't know if we do.

Okay. But the Article Sound System is the first band that sued her for levitating, saying that she is infringing on their copyright. I'll say this.

I kind of understand it after hearing the clip. I get it. I get it. I get it. This is awkward for me because I don't play around with copyright stuff.

And it's like somebody holds a couple patents it's like i'm very cautious about this yeah okay it's sick i got i truly believe in intellectual property i truly believe that okay it's property that has a brain yeah it's properties like dude that's a that's a problem in canada all the the hogs in canada they're they're just buying up all the ip up there really they just own all the patents i love they're buying property i heard they're squatting on domain names too it's yeah it's it's a dot-com bubble 2.0 these pigs just have so much like digital property at this point

advanced up there they're making moves i hadn't even thought of. I have a human brain. They finally got pig.com. That's good. That's a good URL. Yeah. All like pig, pork, anything related like that. They're buying up all that shit. Pork.com?

I think that might be something else. They're just putting out propaganda. Like trying to get people to stop eating pigs. Did you go to pork.com i went to pig.com and is it tight what they put up on it the hogs that is i don't know just go to it i'm trying to put it in the search bar i didn't put it in the search bar oh i did pig i did pig comma com yeah that's not gonna work uh-oh there's no pig.com they're kind of like mckenna their site's not not operating right now. There's no pig.com? They're kind of like McKenna. Their site's not operating right now.

How do you have pig.com and there's nothing on there? Oh, they took it down. Imagine how tough it is for these pigs to slack their developers. Honestly, dude, there's probably some big tech censorship. You can't do it with your little fucking hooves things. They're not hooves, though. I didn't expect cancel culture to come for pigs. They are hooves.

What are they? What kind of feet do pigs have? They're hooves. It's a hoof. I'm Googling it anyway. Yeah, they have cloven hooves. What did you think they were? Cloven hooves.

I thought they had fingers. They have cloven hooves. Do they not have fingers? Do they not have opposable thumbs? Not yet. No, they're not monkeys. Yeah. Have you ever tried to type with your hooves on Slack?

It's just not going to work. It's weird. I don't have hooves, so I can't. So you can send Slacks? Yeah, I have fingers, dog. Hoove and peck? Okay. No.

I'm not going to do that. Let's get some headlines. So what happened here? Oh, yes. Dua Lipa's getting sued. For anyone that's unfamiliar with headlines, this idea came about. I really missed sitting around the bullpen at grandex and workshopping stupid headlines for news stories and so we decided that we'd just make it into a segment where we just sat around making stupid

headlines for news stories who wants to start i have five two of them i feel good about one of them is an absolute layup dog shit one i just want to get out of the way and then two of them want to hear the back i get the bad one out of the way and then two of the like you want to hear the first the back i get the bad one out of the way yeah i'm gonna get my bad one out of the way first two pop star dualipa hopes to levitate over these allegations that's not that good i know that's why i said that i'd like you to leave yeah it's bad okay here's my here's one that i'm not very proud of yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i copied you dualip a hit with two copyright lawsuits good i killed that too i'll do my best one first okay all right i'm gonna i'm gonna save this segment

do a leap allegedly stealing songs doesn't really matter to me because she is so freaking hot dude that's sick that's a good one that's good that's a good one all right here's one stealing from a 2017 reggae song uh that's quite the leap uh okay i feel like there's gonna be a lot of those puns okay i do have an issue this article sound system band they're suing about one specific song but if you go to their spotify page this song does not exist on their spotify that's because it's just a banger for sure i heard i heard she was to take it down i heard she was downloading it from lime wire and that's how she got the deep cut you can only get it on kazaa yeah dual leap has always been a big fan of what if you looked on dual leap is saying it's like recently listened to article

sound system it's like by the way look at this band this band is most will mons playing on like saturday afternoon band ever that's the song that she copied from them like i get why you would copy it it's good it's he dog unknown reggae band to sue a lipa that's oh that's good i didn't think of sue a lipa damn dave oh man that's good that's good law degree paid off pop star suit over hit song levitating do a you buy it that's really good that's really good thanks dave this is my worst one i i didn't read my worst one first this is my worst one song of didn't read my worst one first. This is my worst one. Song of the Summer to a Whole Big Bummer.

Dua Lipa hit with a copyright lawsuit. It's not good. We would have turned that one down quickly in the bullpen. Dua Thiefa? Inside the copyright claim that rocked the music industry. Dua Thiefa might be my fave so far. I got one more. I have one more too okay go do a leap of accused of stealing from another from another song my sugar boo i'm prosecuting that's good okay oh god i have one baby let me take you for a ride to the courthouse because this ain't your song, boo.

That's pretty good, man. What you got, Dave? It really lacks punch now that Dylan's done his, but experts say reggae bands lawsuit against pop singer real leap of faith. There you go. Damn it, I'd do a leap of faith. Did she really think she could get away with this one? Oh, man, these are good we're out dude we're gonna go viral on tiktok with this i have one i have one final one are you ready copyright more like copy wrong if you do a leap up that's good you ever copy on someone in high school and you just had the wrong answers absolutely every every test pretty much i'm a big time cheater shouts to ally who uh who let me see her oh yeah oh dude i copied i copied

off this girl named ally in a geometry class in ninth grade and she got me a hundred on the final that's sick i looked like she and i could tell that she knew i was looking at her because she kind of like kind of pushed the paper over a little bit i needed it though oh she was helping you out yeah for sure for sure dude there is there was some dudes in my class who would straight up do they were so smart they could burn this time that it took to do this they would fill out the their answers their scantron and then they would go back and erase it and do it like the right ones like they would intentionally do it wrong knowing somebody was copying them just so they would fuck it up.

Oh, that's sorry. Yeah. Well, you could mess up the curve. The class, if everyone gets, you know, 90 pluses. That's true. I mean, it's still messed up. You got to help your squad out. Or maybe not.

I don't know. It's probably not a good thing to do. Help people cheat. Someone save me here. Cheating on high school tests is like that. I think that actually is a skill that you need to learn. Yeah. Like it's harder to get a good grade on the test when you don't study than when you do study.

People at my school got really creative with it. They made like color-coded bracelets. Like each bead, like the color meant a different letter on the Scantron. It was wild. People, you say. People at your school at your side i never did that people at your school man i have a buddy and we used to work with him i won't say his name but he had for a final one time he had the answers written on a piece of paper that he kept up his sleeve the teacher saw it walked over to him grabbed his arm and started like shaking it to get the piece of paper to fall out he said it got wedged like under his elbow like in the crease of his elbow or something like that and it stuck

and she like looked at him and then just walked away he's like okay i guess it's not in there that just like that just gave me a wave of anxiety i don't like that he said he was absolutely oh my god yeah oh my god okay we need i need to Do you remember when we had to pass that test collectively? And we were all in the classroom, and our buddies were out in a van, like just outside, and they had the answers to the test, and they were telling it to us through little microphones? Really? I can't believe we pulled that off.

They should make a movie about that. That's crazy. Kept our charter. We've got a special guest in the pod right now. Hello. Hello. Brett, the party boy go-lo-lo-as- lows you know player of the week i got mvp you've received that from me let's go yeah that's that that's like the co-mvp for when like you know the bachelor has to get the mvp you know

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How about this? Let's hear them, dog. Look out, kings. There's another king on the block. Oh, shit. We don't usually get political, but. Oh. Harvey Weinstein gets caught with illegal contraband in prison.

Or shouts to mrs defries which one do you want to go hmm which mrs defries could this be there two of them that's what you have to weigh in your in your equation here uh let's start with harvey harvey sure you're a big contraband guy dylan right i love contraband uh harvey weinstein was was uh a disgraced producer harvey weinstein smuggled in milk duds to prison oh that you can't if you're You're a big contraband guy, Dylan, right? I love contraband. Harvey Weinstein was a disgrace producer. Harvey Weinstein smuggled in milk duds to prison. Oh, if you're going to smuggle in something, it can't be milk duds. Oh, slow down.

Milk duds are bomb. Okay. We're doing this again, aren't we? Milk duds are a solid movie theater option. That's not even a good bargaining chip. That's the thing. He got reprimanded. So now anytime he meets with a

lawyer face to face in prison he now gets everything searched because he got he got caught with milk duds so now like the uh like hey we'll let you off with a warning kind of thing nope brought in milk duds and now he gets everything searched every time he meets with anybody which i don't know why they wouldn't do how do you get them in they were keistered please don't know why they wouldn't do it. How did he get him in? They were keistered. Please don't tell me he keistered the duds. Says he met with his lawyer on November 10th, and they searched him shortly thereafter, and they found the milk duds. He said he snuck them in in July

when he was extradited from New York to a different prison. Okay. They weren't buying it. I kind of want someone to regularly, like a Twitter bot to remind me every once in a while like hey harvey weinstein's in prison because like i kind of get a little happy when i hear about him being in prison yeah and i feel like i don't think about it enough man as far as contraband that you can get in trouble for in prison milk duds it seems pretty

tame do you think they let him eat the milk duds they're like trying to grab him out of his hands he's like no just please just one freaking thing. Give me the dog. One morsel. My dogs are sick. Dave, are you familiar with Texas Representative Van Taylor? Yeah. Yeah, I am, actually. I am now. Well, he just dropped out of the race for, is it state or federal rep?

I don't really keep up with Texas politics. I believe he's a state politician. Oh, state rep Van Taylor dropped out of the race for his seat this upcoming election season because he got caught having an affair with an ISIS bride, and ISIS as in the Islamic state. Can you explain further? Give us some more context. Sure. In fact, maybe even read the text messages that are accompanying this story. Oh, I don't have the text.

Do you have the text? Release the text. I don't have them, but I can paraphrase. Don't tell me he like... So this woman's husband went to join the Islamic State in 2013 and fight with them. She's from Plano. Excuse me, she's and like fight with them she's from plano or not she's excuse me she's not from plano she's from syria came over after her husband passed away in the fighting for the islamic state representative van taylor then decided to have an affair with her

from his wife and two children so So running as a Republican in Texas, you can't really be having affairs with ISIS brides. I'm going to let Will read the text. No, no, no, we're not. We're not going to let Will read the text messages. Those words should never come out of my mouth ever. Let's play a game, Dylan. It's called fill in the blanks.

This is the text messages he allegedly sent to her. Why are we playing this game? I want a long and slow blank blank while I have a drink. Then for you to blank blank me while you stroke my blank and I blank on your tonsils. Oh my God. On your tonsils? Yeah, it's about as bad as you can get. All right, go.

Start with the first blank. I want a long and slow blank blank. Please don't. I don't want to do it. Back rub? Yeah. No, no, no. Getting close.

Long and slow back rub. All right, I'm going to give you a hint. The second word is job. She's like, she's applying for it. She wants a new job. She wants an accounting job she wants a uh accounting job no think um oh how did you break your leg uh grabbing a a rim rim job she wants a long slow rim job he wants it while having a drink i thought she was sending these no he sent

these oh then for you to blank blank me while you blank i don't want to go i don't want to do the rest it's unbelievable okay who sends this text who is ever this horny this is such a desperate horny man did she respond i think she left him on read that's tough she just hearted it she just went to bright bar all right see you soon she hit him with the exclamation he's like i don't know what that means she hit him with the eyes emoji she was in love with him the this bride this is bride and then she told uh his wife about it oh that's a mistake because she was like she wanted them all to herself yeah she said that she she thought they were gonna get married and

that he was gonna leave her or his wife for her and when he refused she told her tale as old as time shaking my head shaking my fucking head and he said i want you to blank with some milk duds. No, I'm kidding. Well, you know the Burger King, right? I do. We talk a lot about sandwiches on this here podcast. Well, let's add another one to the list. The one pound extreme beef burger has four patties smothered in teriyaki sauce, complete with six slices of cheese, onions, pickles, and tomatoes.

And this is from Burger King. Correct. Why did they add the teriyaki sauce? I think it's a part of the Japanese menu this summer. Oh, okay. Okay. I've never had the teriyaki sauce from Burger King, but I mean...

I would imagine it's very good. I'm going to go out on a limb right here and say that four patties is too many patties. Yeah, that's... No one needs that, man. It's one pound. It's just too many patties wait one pound total yes okay when you put it that way i mean i've had a pound of beef on a burger not to brag but i have wow it's still a lot what's the damage on something like that it's uh it's quite expensive actually but i do hold multiple patents so i can afford it you can you definitely can multiple barracudas word has it that you can uh you can get the

secret menu item at wendy's the four patty known as the quadruple baconator the only other four patty burger on the market that's too much meat mcdonald's could not be reached for comments according to the article i wouldn't comment either i'd be like no these guys got us they got us right where we want us hey this reminds me of uh an underrated move in vegas was flounder anytime we got into a taxi or a where a shuttle he would ask the driver about margaritaville and then he would he would always end up with him like trying to get the guy to sing Cheeseburgers in Paradise with him. Right. And then also trying to get people. The worst bit, he kept going back to it, trying to convince people to go to Toby Keith's I Love This Bar.

Why did he keep doing that? Is that why I was singing I'll Put a Boot in Your Ass, It's the American Way on the Instagram Live? Correct. So he convinced me at the very least. We were in an elevator at one point. It was me, Clay, and some random like 60-year-old man.

And I was wearing my blazer. I was looking sharp. He basically convinced this man that I was famous without even saying a word to him. It was incredible. What a performance.

Oh, you were there too. Did he give like a knowing nod? No, he was just like, all right, so we got this meet and greet later. I want you to get in. I want you just shake hands and like take some pictures with everybody

and then we gotta get out of there by like eight o'clock okay that's genius he was in the elevator for 11 seconds this is better this is better and more efficient than my bit of just telling people that dave was on the real world 10 years ago and then as the man gets off the elevator he goes are you guys like filming something are you filming a commercial or something and clay just gave a generic like oh we just got this this media thing he this guy's in movies and stuff he's like oh that's really cool movies it was incredible i there's there's plenty of clay moments he fell asleep in two different casinos you know in a velour track suit he was he was comfortable with crumbs all over his chest he was comfortable i get it oh my god he sat down he sat down the table with those two girls from montana oh yeah shots of them so clay sits down

with this track suit and he starts out trying to do this like jersey accent yeah he's doing like italian gangster and then and then like it he just he stops doing it and oh where are you from and he just paused and he you could tell he was trying to think of a good and he just goes texas texas oh man oh what's our final breaking news i don't even know what this is and it has to do with somebody that i know this is shouts to mrs defreeze uh shouts to shouts to will's mom she was absolutely all over liking my Instagram stories this weekend, and I appreciate it. Thank you, Mrs. DeFreeze. If you need someone's mom to gas a squad up, my mom's a pretty good one. Yep, she continues her run as my favorite washed media mom.

She does a very good job of, when the boys get together, she enjoys seeing the boys run. She always accommodated the boys wanting to do some fun stuff back in the day. Shouts to Nancy. Good for her. Oh, well, I'm gassed. Did Flounder get enough tread? There was many a Flounder moment this week. We might just need to do a Flounder scrapbook.

Stuff's going to come back to me for the next three weeks, and we're just going to kick it around. That's why you go on guy strips. It's true. Well, we're going to have another one of these bachelor parties in the near future not near future but all sights on the future you got cabo in may boom look out where's where's your front runner will for your bachelor party new orleans oh but that's the last thing i want to think about right now i want to go to sleep just keep me away from the

casino there yeah yeah for sure. Bye, Harrah's. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.