Circling Back - Vice Headlines Are Back

Episode Date: April 28, 2021

We're bringing back one of the all-time great segments, Vice Headlines. We also talk about how we got a video banned on Tik Tok, run through the greatest internet 2.0 videos, and give unsolicited recs in the current TV landscape.  Contribute to our campaign to benefit the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society: pages.lls.org/mwoy/ctx/austin21/wmedia Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (10:36) We got banned on Tik Tok  (22:40) Vice Headlines (40:55) Classic Instagram trends (50:45) Unsolicited Recommendations  (1:03:50) Elon hosting SNL  (1:17:30) Brett's Breaking News Today's Partners Stamps.com: Get a 4-week FREE trial PLUS a digital scale when you click the microphone and enter CIRCLINGBACK Liquid IV: Get 25% OFF your order when you enter code CIRCLINGBACK at checkout Public: Get a FREE slice of stock when you join at public.com/STEAM Sunday: Get $20 OFF your custom lawn plan by going to getsunday.com/steam --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast presented by busy hard seltzer the only hard seltzer with vitamin c and superfood acerola, Brett. Are you aware of that? Yeah, I'm an ass man, dude. Okay, that's Big Game Brett, ladies and gentlemen, coming in real hot. A with a C with whatever the little thing under the C is. You're an acerola man. Right, right.

Brett, how are you, man? I'm good. How are you? I'm fantastic. That's awesome. I'm actually kind of... Might have a Vizzy later on today, just saying. Today is Wednesday. That's awesome. I'm actually kind of, might have a visit later on today, just saying. Today is Wednesday. It's a Wednesday.

A little mid-week viz. No, probably like after work, after a workout type of thing tonight. With a grilled chicken sandwich. They've said, yeah, that's a great way to finish up a hard workout. Yeah, that's what they say. Vitamin C, man, it's like orange slices at halftime. Dylan, man, you're here at halftime. I am here, and I weirdly feel very good about this episode.

Like, weirdly. That's weird. I know. Usually I'm like, yeah, it's going to be all right, but today, weirdly, it feels good. We're going to snap today. You were kind of like, oh, my neck hurts. You really were complaining quite a bit.

Oh, my neck and back are both in bad shape. Your neck, your back. What else? Anything else? Any other items? We'll just stick to that. Everything else is tip top. Just those two things.

I got to go see Dr. Bob. This is a new segment we do. It's called Dylan Complains About Aches and Pains. Well, to be fair, you brought up the fact that that i was complaining i wasn't going to do it on mic i'm sure our people are tired of hearing about it because i won't shut up about how bad my back hurts but it's you know my favorite voicemail we ever received for a friday patreon episode was uh some guy's girlfriend who doesn't listen to the pod but she got the number just to complain that i was she was upset that i complained about my allergies so much. She's like, I don't know which guy it is.

I think it's Dave, but he just, he's always complaining about his allergies and I wish he would stop. I don't even listen to y'all's pod, but my boyfriend puts it on the car. Okay. That's great. That's a great call. Yeah. And to be fair, it was a particularly tough allergy time for me, which I mean, if you want to make fun of my allergies, that's fine. But, wow. It's been a tough allergy season, I think. I got hit a little bit this spring and still ongoing.

I'm a fall boy, man. Spring doesn't get me. Spring gets me in a different way. Fall gets me in like a full body way. Spring is more like your classic watery eyes, sneezes type deal. You've got to do a saline rinse. You have to. A saline rinse.

If you're not ready for the neti pot, just get this nose spray that's got saline and just keep the nasal passages clear. The mucous membranes, Brent. Fall time, everything just starts leaking on me. It's gross, man. Eyes. Remember that. Nose.

Nose. You said, though, I I am immune for like the next two or three years and then all of a sudden it's gonna hit me at some point right um Austin allergies didn't hit me until my like early 30s really yeah I never got him and then one year it just hit me all at once and I just Paul and started hitting different was tough it was a tough scene around here no shit well can't wait I went into a little drugstore on South Mar. And I couldn't even open my eyes.

I was like, y'all got to help me do something. I can't live my life this way. You couldn't open your eyes? I could barely open my eyes. It hurt to open my eyes. It was that bad. Was that when you had pink eye? Never had.

I actually had pink eye like 20 years ago. Do you get immune to pink eye once you've had it once? I don't think so. I think you can run that back if you want. That's one I wouldn't like to run back. No. Nope. Brett, you know what I would like to run back?

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We're happy to partner with them. Oh, yeah. By the way, we've got Friday voicemails coming out. Yesterday, we did a worst of. One of our best worst ofs we've done. Some people are saying we've previously done one of those stories. I haven't verified it. I will claim responsibility for that misstep.

I wasn't going to call anybody out, but it was definitely done. Yeah, well, the thing is, Will usually goes through these, and he's got his little system that he organizes all this stuff. And this is my first time going through the stories, and I had to dig deep into the catalog. And I found one that was old, but I thought we hadn't done before, and I messed up. In your defense, no one in this room, well, maybe Randy, catalog and i found one that was old but i thought we hadn't done before i messed up in in your

defense no one in this room well maybe randy uh who weirdly didn't say anything very cool randy yeah randy just yeah y'all have done that but i'm not gonna i'm not gonna tell you you should have interrupted the pod just throw on the flag we didn't know i had no clue i was like just thinking about that dude's balls getting twisted up and i cannot believe that we've done that story and i don't remember yeah i remember us doing a ball twisting torsion story before but it sounded totally different in my head than that one so i thought we just had another one come through yeah um and you know it's much more than testicle stories on the worst of yeah that's only a small part of it yeah there was a group of dudes who uh went boating through the season.

They were going to snorkel in Ibiza. He DM'd me, by the way. Didn't go so well. They got their deposit back. Boat was fine. Very cool. 300 lira. Still gives me anxiety.

Or euro, whatever. That boat trip. Yeah, bad idea. Bad idea. Check it out. This is all available on Patreon.com slash circlingbackpod, right? Circlingback podcast. You can find us on there.

Circlingback podcast. Just a search query. Yeah, we'll be doing the voicemails Friday. Oh, Thursday. Happy Hour Live. We're doing Happy Hour Live tomorrow. Happy Hour Live with Pete Blackburn. Is he committed?

He's committed. Okay. Committed. Mocking mock drafts. Ooh. Okay. Mocking mock drafts. Because I wanted to go through my entire first and second round drafts.

My mock drafts. Get your three rounds ready. Whiteboards will be had. What time does a draft draft start tomorrow? Probably like 8 Eastern. So I would say 7 Central. You better get it in then. 7 Central we better get it in then oh we'll get it in

okay we'll just run it we'll run it an hour early the draft is fun I'm excited to watch the draft yeah do do do do let me see I was actually doing

some draft talk this morning with Brett yeah we were mixing it up we get in here early and we like to just it's kind of like we turn this place

into a little war room right yeah we throw our eyes and nose up there whiteboard some stuff I've got a whiteboard sitting in my office that it has stuff from, like, the first month that we launched the company.

Oh, yeah? Yeah. Well, we have one here that we just don't use, which is cool. I think the most use we've gotten out of it is Dylan drawing, like, the Stessy S or whatever it is. Yeah, I crushed it, though. Yeah, we don't do a lot of meetings in that room. Otherwise, we could use it.

Or presentations. Randy, do you write on that board ever you know it's dumb ass shit on there we need to get the the interns to start using it just to justify the expense yeah that was not a cheap whiteboard we had to mount it it was like eight dollars man eight dollars not to mention the mounting hooks or whatever yeah we wrote it off though tax advantages you just took a deep breath like you had something what was that you got dude did you hear that too Whatever. We wrote it off, though. Tax advantages. You just took a deep breath like you had something. What was that?

What do you got, dude? Did you hear that, too? I did. Okay, I thought you were about to just launch into something. No, no. I had nothing. It was probably another complaint or something. He's like, oh, dude, my plantar fasciitis. Hey, speaking of, let's get into stamps.com real quick before we hop fully into the pod, okay?

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I guess that's not technically my fault. I think it's everyone else in the room's fault. You selected the clip. You selected the clip. Did you not cut it up? That's true. So we had our Come Rocket video that was up for about, I would say, probably eight hours get removed from TikTok because it violated some content stuff. Does TikTok know that Come Rocket is a cryptocurrency and we weren't actually talking about, you know, semen?

Rockets have come. Right. have come right I'm not sure because they just said it was for adult nudie and sexual activity which that's what we got hit with you were definitely known we weren't engaging in any sexual activity exactly we might have been talking TJ was on screen he's just a hot oh do you think arms do you think his arms got us banned it could have been too much skin he hates when we talk about it cuz he's a little embarrassed about his just muscular veiny throbbing arms okay that's gross the way you describe it i'm just saying he hates it when we bring it up because they're just so big and bulging

yeah well then again he also wears sleeves that cover i don't know 10 of his arms so maybe do less uh curls maybe maybe okay what happened so they just they just removed it and it's you can you could submit an appeal so appeal has been submitted they did not read us a Miranda right so I'm gonna see if we can get there does that why I have a question for I have a question yeah there's a 37 year old who's not you know well versed in tick tock or just how this stuff works in general does that mean someone had to report us? Because TikTok, they have an algorithm that just picks out dirty words and then shuts it down based on that.

Or does someone tattle? No clue. I'm assuming a tattling situation. If so, come on. What are you doing? Because it gets served to a lot of different people. And if there was some type of algorithm, they would have flagged it right off the bat. I open TikTok a few times a week.

I'm trying to do it more. Every time I open it, I'm served something that I don't want to see. And I have, you know, I guess that's part of the allure with TikTok is you're going to just get random stuff. Stuff that I think is far worse than what we did yesterday. Oh, that's what I think is a little funny about this because in the adult nudity and sexual activity of the community guidelines. You can't say nudity, can you?

Yeah. Nudity. Nudity. He keeps messing it up. How did you go? He keeps saying adult nudies. Say nudity. Nudity.

It's three syllables. Say nudie magazine day. It's nudie magazine day. Look at that. Look at that. Billy Madison, Brett. We found out yesterday. You've never seen it.

Freaking cock. So anyways, in the first sentence of this community guideline under adult nudity and sexual activity is, we do not allow sexually explicit or gratifying content on TikTok. That is bullshit. That's all TikTok is.

I feel like TikTok is a very, very troublesome place. It's a hub for horniness is what it is. And we are not contributing to said horniness. Is it not? Well, I was just saying there's another hub for horniness is what it is. And we are not contributing to said horniness. Is it not? Well, I was just saying there's another hub for horniness if you want. Well, that's fair. Weren't you saying you're going to launch a spinoff called Dick Talk?

For PG-13 level horniness, it's the hub for that. Got it. Am I wrong in saying that? No. I mean, yeah, it's not porn. I agree. Oh, you're right. Dylan's in Dad Tick Talk. It's Rick Talk, it's not porn. I agree. Oh, you're right. Dylan's in dad TikTok.

It's Rick Talk, though. Horned hub. Nice. What is Rick Talk? It's just dad talks. There's a lot of dads named Rick? Yeah. I don't like that.

Rick is a dad name. It's such a dad name. Is that a name going out of style, Rick? Yeah. I don't know any Ricks. Do you know Rick? Whatever happened to little Ricky? name going out of style rick nobody's i don't know any ricks do you know rick whatever happened to little ricky ricky's grew into ricks and then nobody's naming their kid ricky anymore though

you know what always hit real hard was when somebody's like oh he's a real rick with a p like oh fuck you couldn't even say the word oh like a prick oh who said who says that that's a thing people have said i wouldn't have just made that up this This isn't Vice Headlines, which we are doing very soon. In fact, in like probably two minutes. I can't believe you just gave it away. I gave it away. So what the fuck, Randy? Did you have to get outside counsel on this?

He's repealing. Yes, I have submitted an appeal. Appeal has been received. He said repeal earlier. You can't see on the screen, but appeal has been received, so we'll see. I mean, I'm looking at the paragraph. I'm no lawyer. Maybe I'll have you look at it.

But it doesn't look like we actually broke any of these rules. So it's probably just some narc. I'm so tired of narcs. Just some boner out there. I hope it was Micah. Axe to grind. I bet it was Micah. Kind of just jealous of his semi-unretired but reserving the right to come back state of mind that he's in

if you can't hop on the talk and and you know consume content about come rocket then what's even that for i mean do you think this is maybe um some market manipulation they're trying to maybe suppress certain cryptocurrencies and wow it's wall street you're saying pump and dump others i'm not i don't know i don't know i don't know who the the financiers are doge lobbyists got in there and they they paid somebody off i did tag dogecoin as a hashtag so maybe that's what it was you tagged bitcoin too what was all the hashtags you did that's a thing yeah that's just how the hashtags to dylan he doesn't know what hashtag i know what hashtags are but we've never done anything like that before you have to do it on reels too yeah it's just just how like

reels and tiktok really serve it to people. That's the main thing. They're just serving to random people. That's why Dave said that he just opens stuff. The best way is just get stuff out to multiple people. That was trending to be our highest viewed video. It was at like 19.2 last time I saw it.

19.2 million. That's pretty good. It could have gone viral. That's pretty good. When something goes viral, a lot of times the hashtag helps it do so. I get how it works, Dave. Hashtagging. Thank you. Thank you. Didn't you used to hashtag all your Instagram photos?

No, I've never been a hashtag guy. You would hide them, though? You would do the dots so they're all at the bottom? That's such a lame thing that people do. It is. You do it? No, I've never. No.

I think I used to mockingly do hashtags, and then that became very passe. Correct. Randy, are you going to continue to monitor the situation or what? I will be monitoring the situation. Hopefully, it gets cleared. If not, we'll be taking this to the Supreme Court because it's ridiculous. And if you can throw that ass in the circle on TikTok, you should be able to talk about cryptocurrency. Wow.

That's my closing statement for Councilman. Let me ask you this. What is the Supreme Court of TikTok called? It's just like the Supreme Logo. That's good. Yeah. That's really good. Did you see that Sway House, they're getting their own Netflix show?

Is it Sway? I knew one of them was. Is it Sway? I knew one of them was. Is it Sway? Maybe one of the other ones. Hype? Hype House, maybe? I think it's Hype House. Is Hype House getting a show?

One of these stupid. Same thing. One of these stupid. It's not Schwepp House, I'll tell you that. Schwepp. But yeah, they're getting their own Netflix show. People are not happy about it, turns out. Oh, but they're going to watch it?

Yeah. People are like, oh, I'm canceling my Netflix subscription. No, they're not. Yeah, you're not. You're absolutely not. You could just choose not to watch it? Yeah. People are like, oh, I'm canceling my Netflix subscription. No, they're not. Yeah, you're not. You're absolutely not. You could just choose not to watch it. Why are they mad? Are these guys like shitheads?

Because these guys are just... They are obviously... Because these talentless shitheads are becoming actual famous people, and then people are sick of it, I think. That's like us, though. We're not close to famous. We are close to C-list Austin celebs. Okay, well, the Hype House, they're very much celebs in the younger demographic, like actual.

Because they're good-looking and know how to do these dumbass dance. I don't know how that's different. Do you think they hashtag? No, they don't need to anymore. I'm trying to investigate on the LA Times website about this Hype House situation. What a horrendous user experience. Anyway, if people wonder why editorial's dying, get out of here. I would say three out of five websites that I visit are my gosh are on navigatable I hate the ones where

you start reading an article and you get you know three sentences in and then it then it pops up mm-hmm like just do it off the jump man this is ruining my I'm starting to see people complaining about recipe sites again and as somebody who has gone in the store and realized like oh I want to do King Ranch casserole or like something. Okay, Dave. Like some money bags over there. King Ranch.

It's not. It's fairly common. And I'm like, okay, I want to make sure I got everything. I go to pull it up on my phone, open Safari. And it's in like, dude, I mean, it's seriously like the first 10 recipe sites that have it is a novelty before you get to the ingredients. It's such bullshit. No one cares about your personal experience with king ranch chicken just tell us i don't i don't need the history of cream

of mushroom soup yeah i don't need to know where that came from temperature to set the fucking oven at and let's let's move on with our lives take your hashtags and shove them up your ass yeah sorry if you had my app dylan what's your way your your animal identification dude i'm not kidding. When I was looking for stories for yesterday or Monday's pod, I think there's an app now that weeds out just the ingredients on recipe blogs. I love it. Can we invest?

We have some capital, right? If I'm seeing it, they already have all the money in the world. Dude, you know who is really bad at what we described? He didn't do recipes, but when we were at Grand X J bone would like he do it he would do a news story about something and it would be 600 words long and the first 520 of them were about him like his own personal anecdote that had no had nothing to do with what the actual story was you calling him not a journalist the J and J bone-Bone is not for a journalist? It was so funny. I mean, it was entertaining because he's J-Bone,

but people just want the story. They're not going to get it until the very end. Are you saying he buried the lead? That's all he did. He buried the shit out of it. He buried it like 100 feet down. I mean, yeah, he was renting excavation equipment. Yeah, he got equipment.

He brought it in a guy, just dug a hole, and just buried it as far down as exactly exactly well it was funny because he's J bone hey by the way quick update on Cummies Dylan down bad 15% in the red today I hate to see that for coming down worth point zero one I'm about to bother the Cummings dip, though. Watch this. That sounds like a bad dip. You hear about this? Do you think people are spooked based on the fact that TikTok's censoring Cumrocket vids?

No, it looks to be a tough day for the crypto market in general. What's BTC doing? Doge bounced up a little bit. Doge is like the anti-BTC. It's a shit coin, Brett. Right. BTC at 54's a shit coin, Brett. Right. BTC at 54.4 right now. Okay.

As long as we don't... Look, buy the dip, but I don't want to go back down to the 40s. No. Elon Musk, you see what he did yesterday? We got more on him later, by the way. Oh, okay. But yeah, go ahead. Yeah, no, Tesla is basically a Bitcoin hedge fund at this point. They're not growing their revenue in the United States,

only China, just the whole thing. Anyway, they sold off about $200 million worth of their Bitcoin holdings. It's a little paper hands, lettuce hands ask Elon Musk. Why the hell do they do that? I hope he doesn't have the nerve to have diamond hands in his avatar. He doesn't. Or laser eyes. If he has laser eyes, I swear to God, he lives in this in this town i will write a letter what about the bonk dog what is that just the horny

what did laser eyes and play again i kind of missed that boat just i'm blockchain dude yeah block it seats decentralized on is it really a block it's not a blockchain thing no it just means i'm dialed on crypto and i'm not selling. It means you're in your bag, basically. It means I dabble in the meme stock and the crypto and I'm not selling.

And I might do a Wolf of Wall Street gif or something. Damn. And let people know I'm not fucking leaving. I'm not fucking leaving. You know what's leaving?

Vice headlines. Not doing them anymore. Just kidding. We're doing vice headlines right now randy i'm gonna turn your mic god randy i'm gonna turn your mic up i'm gonna let you participate for the first time because you've been a good boy oh thank you this is huge yes this is vice headlines this is randy day this is normally when will would explain it but will's um not here so i'll explain

it it's weird explaining this bit let me explain it you explain it all right so this is an old bit that we're running back and it was people used to love it i think they still do and they've been asking for us to bring it back so here it is so vice is a a news outlet publication that does that covers pretty interesting stories at times a lot of range on vice yes a lot of range and their headlines they're they're pretty well known for their headlines because they are very outlandish. A lot of stuff like, you know, I took LSD and substitute taught a kindergarten class. Stuff like that. That's a great headline. Experimental.

Did you just think of that? Investigative. I did, yeah. That's good. Investigative type stuff they do. But their headlines are really funny and sometimes they're so unbelievable that Dave will write his own and try to convince us that it's an actual Vice headline. The lads have to guess.

We have to guess whether it's a real one or one that Dave made up. Yeah, when we were in a previous employer, we would spend hours just marveling. We would see Vice's headlines and be like, dude, that's the one. I wish we could do that over here on our blog. But yeah, the winner of today's Vice Headlines will get their Patreon subscription paid for, $10 value. Wow. One of us? One of you guys. Oh, wow.

I will take myself out of this since I did put this together. Sure. I'm excited. This is my first time participating. Okay. Real or fake Vice Headline? Number one. Okay, let's go.

Some of them I can't even. Sniff Talk is where teenagers go to post videos of themselves high on MDMA. Sniff Talk? Sniff Talk. Like markers? Sniff Talk is where teenagers go to post videos of themselves high on MDMA. If you're new to this, and I think you are, Dave will not explain further. He will just reread the headline back to you.

You get what you get. Who goes first? I'll go first. That is a real Vice headline. That's a fake one. Randy? I'm going fake. You guys don't know me very well.

That's a real one. Wow. Let's go. The old vets up one. Are we banned on sniff talk too? As of right now, no. We need to become the bad boys of sniff talk. Sniff talk.

That's a real thing. I didn't click it. I need to go back and read it. What's the correlation between sniffing and MDMA? I don't know. You don't ingest it. You don't snort MDMA to my knowledge. I'm sure someone has. I need to go back and read it. What's the correlation between sniffing and MDMA? I don't know. You don't ingest it. You don't snort MDMA to my knowledge. I'm sure someone has.

Maybe the kids do that these days. Wow. Can you vape MDMA? I have no idea how to ingest MDMA. No one's going to get the right answer on this one. Is it just a pill form? Yeah, it's a pill. In Ibiza.

All right, all right. Second Vice headline. Where is it? Meet the viral hibachi chef who's been called the human seafood tower. I don't have to go first every time. That's fake because I want Dave to write that story. So I'm going to say that's fake. That has Dave written all over it.

It's fake because Dave loves hibachi and loves seafood towers. This is bullshit. All right. The viral hibachi chef who's been called the human seafood tower is fake. Imagine if someone was so good at hibachi that he got that nickname. That would be sick. He's like 6'6", just whipping it up in hibachi drills. All right.

All right. Enough right, all right. Enough of this joking around. Let's do the third one. A beginner's guide to squirting. Beginner's guide to squirting. Okay. I'll say it again. A beginner's guide to squirting.

That, in my opinion, that is a real vice headline because that's just something that they would do, and I don't think you would take it there. You think I'm too good for that, like I'm too classy? We talked about Cum Rocket for 15 minutes, Dylan. I just think you try to get more creative than that, than that headline. Okay.

It's real. That has to be real. I'm going real. That's too simple and too vice-y. Yeah, it's so vice-y. That's getting clicks. All right, it's a real vice headline. Yeah.

Okay. How many words? I didn't read it. I need to go back and read that one. It's a beginner's guide. I'm going to have to read that, actually. All right, let's do the fourth one here. Japanese zoo finds out why its toucans keep flirting but won't get it on.

Oh, man. That's fun. Japanese Zoo finds out why its toucans keep flirting but won't get it on. I want to know why. So these toucans, they're flirty toucans, which, by the way. What? Go ahead. Toucan's a pretty flirty bird. It's the flirty, yeah.

Flamingos. You can't be that colorful and not just throw out some flirt vibes. Peacock, dude. Peacock's not flirty. They're mean, dude. They're jerks. They flirt for a living. They have the big-ass peacock feathers.

That's an intimidation tactic, I think. Yeah, way to go, dumbass. Is that not how they did me? We used to have one at the original Grand X office. Peacock feathers. That's an intimidation tactic, I think. Really? Yeah. Yeah, way to go, dumbass. Is that not how they did it? We used to have one at the original Grand X office. Pico. What? Pico, the peacock. He lived there. He lived at the Grand X office.

That's why the company went down. We would walk up, and if he was between the front door entrance and us walking up, he would put his feathers out and shake them at you like, yo, this is my shit. Back up so you could walk around the other side of the building. That's a true story. It happened to me when I was a kid. You see people walking in from the back.

It's like, oh yeah, Pico got you. It might be used for mating as well. I don't know, but it's definitely used for intimidation. They get flirty casual fits off is all I'm saying. That's a real headline. I want to know why the toucans aren't flirty. They're asexual, I think, is the problem. It seems hard to reproduce them.

Dylan. Exactly. It's fake. I'm sorry. Real. That's real. Randy. Based on that it's Japan and that I think Will said something about Toucans like a week or two ago.

I'm going fake because I also don't know if you can figure out why they're not getting it on. Unless it's like they found out they're both two males. Randy, you flirty little bitch. You're wrong. That's a real vice headline. You flirty little bitch. Are we keeping score? I've gotten them all right.

You're up one. Dude, Dylan's going to get a free subscription if you don't do something about it. It's $10 value. I'm down bad. All right, all right. All right, let's do another one. Meet the suburban mayor seeking to outlaw pizza for being too damn sexy. Is this the TikTok?

Pizza is bae. Outlaw pizza for being too damn sexy. I'm trying to imagine a story that backs up that headline and actually making sense. And I can't do it. You eat a lot of pizza. Right, but there's nothing sexy about it. I have not had pizza in many weeks. I don't know what you want to hear about that.

I know. Why? That's upsetting. Because the't want anyone to hear about that. I know. That's upsetting. Because the dairy... His wife's doing a note. She's pivoted from dairy. I'm just... I'm right there. You're with her. I'm still doing dairy. I'm doing cheese on my tacos, but I'm not going to go get my own personal pan pizza from Pizza Hut. Mainly because Pizza Hut

sucks. But because I'm not going to eat a pizza in front of her. That's a fake headline. That's a fake. That's too you know, I'm not going to eat a pizza in front of her. That's a fake headline. That's a fake. That's too div. I'm going to try to make up some ground and say it's real. Try harder. Damn it.

Randy's down bad. That's a fake headline. Somebody's not getting their subscription paid for. How fun. What a dumbass. Randy's down three. All right. Do we have another?

Is there another? I need to. We've got many more. Oh, okay. Unexploded grenade found in German forest. Actually, just a butt plug. Oh, that's. That's all it is.

That's fantastic. Just a butt plug. I'll read it again, Brett, for you. Unexploded grenade found in German forest. Actually, just a butt plug. I'll read it again, Brett, for you. Unexploded grenade found in German forest. Actually just a butt plug. Give me real. Those Germans, you know, you never know with them. Wow.

Oh, yeah. It's actually just a butt plug. That's the thing about it. People forget I was born there. I remember. I'm going... What'd you say? I said real. I'm going to go fake. I'm going to What'd you say? I said real.

I'm going to go fake. I'm going to go fake. Damn. Randy, do you even want to try anymore? I'm going to go fake as well. I can see Dave looking at an old thing and thinking, that's a buck plug. That's kind of insulting. That's real.

Yes! We've got ourselves a tie. Brett is even the score. Yes. I've gotten one right so far. Randy's doing really well. It's your first Vice Headlines. But he's been a listener for a while. Yeah, he has. evened the score. Yes. Got one right so far. Randy's doing really well. It's your first Vice Headlines. But he's been a listener for a while.

Yeah, he has. I feel like he knows it better than us. He knows the game. Yeah, apparently there was an unexploded grenade found in a German forest, but it turns out that that was just a butt plug. That's good news, though. How do you think they realized it was a butt plug? Do you think they tried it out?

I don't know. Do you think they tried to pull the pin and like they're like oh this is nice this is certainly not a grenade this is just a butt i know a butt plug when i see it sir they don't even i feel like they don't even look like grenades right uh i saw the photo of this and it was it was a pretty let me just say it's an aggressive butt plug like it's for uh it's a it's for uh the more experienced. Yeah, it's not for beginner buttholes. No, this ain't your grandma's butt plug. It's not the training wheels.

Right. How to eat yourself out using sex toys. How to eat yourself out using sex toys. Say it again, Brett. How to eat yourself out using sex toys. Well, Randy, don't put this on TikTok because we're going to get banned again. Yeah. I need to start doing more real TikTok friendly.

Yeah. Or just limit your hashtags. How to eat yourself out using sex toys. Real. Real. This is some TikTok or some Vice writer that's got some bone to pick with her sexual frustrations. It's real. I will also be going real.

Wow. Congratulations, Randy. That's a real Vice headline. Did y'all go three for three? Yeah. So Randy's just trying. He's just going with y'all just to save face a little bit. He knows he can't win.

He's down four Vice headlines. Yeah, you got to start going off of what we picked. I'm going to make the last one worth five points. Make it a bonus. Dylan and I are tied. It's like when you get to the 17th hole and you're playing Wolf. Are we doing the re-rack thing? We're not really sure how it works.

Actually, this one's worth like $84. So all that hard work you put in the first 16 holes. It's all going to get wiped away right now. Now, you better win this hole. Otherwise you lose. Yeah, so that's real. Yeah, Vice is hella horny, man. Very horny publication.

Very into sex. Sex and drugs. They do well. Sex, drug, progressive, forward thinking. I think they have a TikTok page. Does it make you uncomfortable, Randy? I'm going to see if they have a TikTok page and see if they haven't been banned yet. There's no way that they've been banned.

Turns out their corporate culture kind of mirrored their articles and it was a really toxic place for everybody involved. Really? Yeah. Not to get too dark there. That's too bad. You somehow have the vice headlines. We got one more, though.

Let's go. This is worth five points. We'll just make this regular because I didn't give you guys that information up front. So Randy's out of it. You might as well not even pick Randy, you dumbass. No, I still want Randy to pick. Okay.

Last one. I cosplayed Sasquatch for two months and took a coyote as a lover. Oh. oh have you ever heard the the bigfoot erotica stuff that kfc used to do uh no it's a genre i've missed so so funny there's like bigfoot erotica is like this thing and he exposed it to the world okay is it like furry i don't know what furry, but it's like women into the wood. You know what a furry is? I know. I've heard the term furry. It's just people who are into- Naruto running and shit?

No. Yeah, pretty much. Into having sex with people dressed as animals, basically. It's like the Bloodhound Gang video. Don't know that one either, Dave. I'm a Dave Matthews guy. All right. Oh, my gosh.

Randy puts out Bloodhound Gang cops. So are you Dave Matthews guy. All right. Oh, my gosh. Randy puts out a point. So are you saying you think this is real? No. This is fake. This is fake. Is this for all the... Yeah, I also think it's fake, but I want someone to win here. So I'm going to say real and I don't think it's real just for the game's sake.

I think it's also fake. Okay, Randy. Yeah, it's fake. sake. I think it's also fake. Okay, Randy. Yeah, it's fake. Yeah, I knew it. I knew it. Dylan, you lose. I would take a loss and a tie. If you said Sasquatch is a lover,

I would have been like, I think that's real. Because you can't get that close to a coyote. No, they're skittish. Well, in this hypothetical Vice headline, maybe it was someone also cosplaying. Is it cosplay? Am I saying that right? I don't know. I don't fucking care.

36. Maybe it was somebody taking on someone cosplaying as a coyote, as a lover. People cosplay a lot of things, Dylan. I really enjoyed Vice headlines, Dave. Yeah, that was fun, man. That was a good time, man. Randy, dude, you are a biggest loser.

You win nothing. I got two, right? Not only do you not win anything, I'm turning your mic down. And Brett, you win a subscription to the Circling Back Patreon. That's pretty cool. Thanks, man. Venmo is B-E-R-E-T-T dash M-E-R-R-I-N-G. Very cool, dude.

It's in the mail. That'll be your 2021 bonus. Free Patreon for a month. Wow. Okay. But only for Circling Back. It doesn't apply anywhere else. Okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have to use it. It's a stipulation. I'll cover it. Did you ever hear about the one time that Dave was like, who is on our Patreon right now? And I subscribed to like three or four Buffalo Sabres Patreons. Oh, that was you?

Yeah. Who else would it have been? I don't actually recall that. I don't remember't remember i thought it was just one i was like it was it was just i knew it was you but i was just like because i had logged back into the the my personal patreon i've done that on accident i've i've because i've got two right the part and it's confusing and and i it's weird because my company email is not attached to my company's patreon so it's just this whole we do subscribe to one page though and that is brunch my friends yeah pete and dj did you see that if they got two more if they got two more subscribers last night they were

gonna release an episode or something it's something i was like they like, they're going to release it anyway, aren't they? Yeah, yeah. That's kind of the bit they have going. It's a good bit. Funny guys. They're funny guys. Should we cold call them? I'm kidding.

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But they posted something that made me think like, I can't believe people are still doing this. And we joke about it from time to time on here. I didn't know people were actually doing it and posting it still. Did someone get trucked by a golf cart? They didn't geted but it was a dude doing the he was hanging on the back no even more dangerous he was had his feet propped up on the front and the the golf cart was just pushing him across the fairway and somebody like dropped a dropped a a beer like i mean dude into a bucket oh my god he grabs it chugs it like he it was it was a perfect toss and i but i was shocked that people were still doing it so it kind of got me thinking

about like classic ig posts that we've done um in our previous content lives um not necessarily ones that we've um videoed ourselves but just stuff that we've posted because like the golden age of instagram for me was like that i feel like there was like a two-week stretch, and it may have started with the young lady at the Maryland party. Uh-huh. I don't know if she was like a soccer player or a lacrosse player or something. Is she Teen Wolf of beer? Teen Wolf.

What do they call it when you smash it on your head and pound it? Steve Austin? That's not a Teen Wolf. Stone Cold? No. Caveman? He didn't do that. Caveman, that's the word. Caveman.

The Teen Wolf is one that always makes me uncomfortable. It's like you're going to just slice your gums open. We used to Teen Wolf in college. I never did. I was always too afraid. So that video, that one went pretty viral for us at our previous employer.

It did. I think all of us in some capacity like downloaded the video and like tweeted it from our personal just for some clout. I know I did. Yeah. And I think it's probably my most shared tweet. And that's a pretty bad thing to have on your ledger. But whatever, I did it. Not ashamed. So I was just thinking like what other trends um are you proud of for participating

in not proud of which ones are you still seeing out there anything ring a bell i still think i i am probably the most responsible person on the planet for the getting trucked by a golf cart thing because we are the first to post that we were the first to post that. We were the first to post that when we were at Grand X, and I am the one who posted it, and then it just started going crazy. Not particularly proud of it, but they were hilarious until they got dangerous. Well, they were always dangerous, but they were funny. I think finally someone sent us a video of them doing that,

and their leg was snapped, and we were like, yeah, we should and their leg was, like, snapped. And we were like, yeah, we should probably stop doing this, like, posting these. We're encouraging people to do it. Those are fun, though. But we were giving away one-month Patreon subscriptions for the best ones. They were, yes. A $10 value. Every summer there would be a new thing.

Like, the summer of, like, people would stand on a dock, and your buddy would ride off in a jet ski and you'd drop a dot. Was it Colt McCoy who has a very famous video of him hitting somebody? Jordan Shipley. Was it Shipley? Jordan Shipley, yeah. That made you tear up, didn't it? No.

Colt to Shipley? He's doing okay with his donut franchise, isn't he? Shipley's Donuts. That's his. Yeah. It's not, but yeah. It's not his family. By the way, people overrate it. I'm just saying. Shipley's Donuts. That's his. Yeah. It's not, but yeah. It's not his family. Shipley's is, by the way, people overrate it.

I'm just saying. Shipley's Donuts? I mean, yeah, there's nothing special about it. Sorry, sorry. I don't want to take us that way. What do you think? Overrated Instagrams? Yeah. No, no, not necessarily overrated.

I'm trying to think what else. The beer luge off the chest, That's all J-Bone. He is the proprietor of the chest luge. That's all J-Bone. He'll be specific though. This is his, his you go to Panama City Beach and use cleavage, a young lady's cleavage, to drink a beer, which is not the most efficient way to drink a beer. No, you're wasting a lot of beer. Some might say you're objectifying a young lady. I might say that maybe you should have gotten banned and not our cryptocurrency video on TikTok. And then it went from chest to butt. They were doing it on a butt. Butt's a little much.

Pour it down a butt crack. Speaking of pink eye. Yeah. You just don't need to drink a beer that way. You could just drink the beer. Just drink it. Or you know what? Go old school.

Smash it over your head. Or Teen Wolf it. Or Teen Wolf it. Stone Cold. You know, Stone Cold is where you get two and you just. You're wasting a lot of beer Stone Colding, but it's worth it. It looks dope. Yeah.

Do you remember the day that the TFM Instagram got hacked? Yeah. That was the first. We were playing a golf tournament. Yeah, it was at Falcon Head. It was the first and last time I stonecolded a beer. It wasn't the first time. It was the last time I stonecolded a beer on one of the tee boxes.

That was a pretty rowdy event. Yeah, so someone hacked into the TFM Instagram and started pushing. Not segues. The little hoverboard things. Hoverboards. Yeah, like someone hacked into the TFM Instagram and started pushing the little hoverboard things. Hoverboards. Yeah, like cheap hoverboards. They did like 100 posts. And noted New York Times bestselling author W.R. Bowen, Ross got on there, and he did like a video message like, do not click that. This was in Ross' drinking days before he quit, and he was so drunk.

Well, we all were, to be fair. He got on there and was like, do not click it! We have been hacked! It was so funny. Because we did. We got hacked. Even the best get hacked, Brett. You got it back, though. Did y'all ever get hacked? Oh, I'm sure. I'm sure. Never any fire alarm hackings.

You know what I'm saying? Never anything where the company was like, oh, my God. Maybe some behind-the-scenes stuff, but I was never. Do you remember the guy who used a shark's mouth to open a beer? We got in trouble for that one. People were not pleased that we posted that. Yeah, we just posted the video. Yeah.

But I think the shark was dead. And he just used the teeth to like. They said it was a dead shark. And I think he probably killed the shark. Maybe. We don't know. All we know is it was a shark opening. In the grand scheme of things,

it probably wasn't the most outrageous thing ever for people to get mad about. Yeah. I'm thinking of like, you know what ones I never find funny any dizzy bet content I don't like dizzy bet watching people get dizzy it makes me get dizzy there's some fun there's some funny dizzy bet never I get secondhand dizziness the only dizzy bad I support is when somebody swings and like hits their buddy in the nuts that's fun you know what low-key might be the grossest of all these? Is a shoeie. Ugh. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like someone drinks a beer out of a Sperry that some dude's been wearing for five years. Yeah. Ugh, that's nasty. I will say, I always get a kickoff whenever some dude just absolutely goes yard off his girlfriend or four-year-old child. I dropped one. Great TikTok

the other day. Yeah, yeah. Really good just just absolutely smochable yeah uh always love good times just a complete and utter piss missile good times we need to we need to bring one of these back should we just start posting videos from like 2016 so i've been doing a deep dive into my my camera roll and i've got a bunch i've you've probably seen them posted on washed or too much dip but like i'm i've been posting occasional greatest hits like and you know unlike the uh the testicular torsion story no one seemed to notice that we're just uh casually sneaking that content back in let's post some greatest hits man yeah we're washed up washed up videos i bet if we posted that maryland the day. Let's post some greatest hits, man. Yeah. We're washed up. Washed up videos. I bet if we posted that,

Maryland, the young lady from Maryland doing that, that's one of the best videos. Maybe my all-time favorite. Post it. Fuck it. Do you remember the dude, Brett,

this one's very niche and specific to, I think, our old company. Okay. But maybe you saw it. It's like a pregame tailgate or like at the house.

And Back in Black, the opening riff of Back in Black starts playing. And there's a girl standing up on a table. And they kind of do this little dance. And then the camera just pans over to this dude. And he's got rosy red cheeks. And he's just hammered. And his jaws drop. Oh, yeah.

And he just has the best look I've ever seen like he just cannot believe what he's watching that was oh those are always good like college freshmen the first time they walk on absolutely oh girls falling off of uh like elevated surfaces yeah like drunk girls dancing that always our top or a tabletop and they fall yeah that was a popular one i always wonder if like like i mean how many broken collarbones I mean we do have any broken necks like those always that was always give me like when college they just clench they just love standing up on shit yeah have you seen them skiing down the stairs people to ski out their front door uh-huh classic that looks fun that's something you want to do when you're a kid right and you never did you know Kevin McAllister did it. You know?

Did he? He sledded down the stairs, man. He did. Also, I mean, total sociopath, Kevin McAllister. Congrats on the birth of his child. Do you have a kid? Macaulay Culkin with Brenda Song, a sweet lady of Zach and Cody fan.

Really? Yeah. One of those couples that you're just like, huh, didn't see that one coming. How old is he? He's got to be our age, Macaulay. Yeah, I think so.

I think he turned 40 recently. Very cool. Okay. I could do Internet 1.0 stuff all day. I love it. I guess it's more 2.0. 1.0 is like

Grape Lady. We've done Grape Lady. Yeah. I think that turned a lot of people off because the noise is so grotesque. Right.0 is like grape lady and we've done grape lady yeah i think that turned a lot of people off because it's just the noise is so grotesque right it is one of the most odd noises ever uttered by a human it's great though guys i've got some unsolicited recommendations mainly one i got one too but i'll let's hear yours first no one solicited this recommendation but i watched uh i watched nobody the movie recently okay um of course this is bob odenkirk you even have uh christopher lloyd in the video or in the movie uh on demand

might have paid overpaid for this but i haven't watched a movie start to finish without being interrupted by the kid in a long time so i I was like, you know what, I need something mindless that I don't really have to pay that much attention to. Let me just say, highly recommend. Highly recommend it. If you're looking for a fun watch, you have an hour and a half to kill. And if you like Bob Odenkirk, better call Saul. Best known from that. Breaking Bad.

You will love this. It's been compared to John Wick, and I get why. It's basically John Wick with Bob Odenkirk is John Wick and I get why it's just it's basically John Wick with Bob Odenkirk is the best way I've heard it described and um it is one of the more violent movies I've ever seen and that's unfortunately what I was looking for I was just looking for some just some some gunplay just some fun stuff maybe a little bit you know a couple plot some character twists didn't there's one guy in the movie i won't i won't give it away but if you're a a 90s fan of hip-hop a fan of 90s hip-hop

i guess i should say there's there's a guy who pops up in it you're like oh point at the screen like didn't know you were in this is it dr dre luda it's not it's rizza from wu-tang oh so it's not Dr. Dre. I just gave it away. Spoiler alert. Hope you match that 15-second button. But, yeah, I think it's a really fun watch. Have you all seen this?

You heard this? No. I think I caught – I watched, like, the little pre-beat thing. Wait, where is it streaming? I watched it on Amazon Prime. Okay. Gotcha. Speaking of, you've got to watch Without Remorse, Tom Clancy's new movie with Michael B. Jordan. Comes out in two days on Amazon Prime. Okay. You will like that.

I pretty much like anything he's done. If it comes out in two days, how can you recommend it if you haven't seen it? I got the influencer copy. Oh, really? Yeah. Very cool. A $10 value? Yeah. I have a recommendation for everybody. I started watching Mayor of East Town. Is that with Titanic? Yes. Kate Winslet? Kate Winslet of Titanic. You know, she gets topless in that movie, David. I'm sure you remember that part, you pervert.

Anyway. That was unnecessary. Yeah, I feel like it's a shot. I tweeted about this because I watched the first episode. It's only two episodes in. It's a series. The first episode, it's like a small town in Pennsylvania, I believe. I think it's a real town, actually, Easttown.

And it's just super depressing, the first episode. Like, everyone is miserable. Oh, you tweeted about this. Yeah, I did. But then at the end of it, at the end of episode one, it kind of gave you the hook, right? You're kind of like, okay, this is why I should keep watching. I'm obviously not going to give any spoilers here. So is she the mayor of it, at the end of episode one, it kind of gave you the hook, right? You're kind of like, okay, this is why I should keep watching. I'm obviously not going to give any spoilers here. So is she the mayor of Easttown?

Her name is Mare. M-A-R-E. Mare. All right. It's very different. Not mayor. She's not the mayor. Her body's no Wonderland.

Right. You're doing John Mayer. Right. Anyway, episode two, they turn off the heat and all kinds of shit is crazy. And you're like, holy shit. The last 20 minutes of episode two is like mind-blowing shit. It's crazy. Sex?

I'm very into it. What's the time period? It's modern day. Modern day. It's modern day. It sounds like it's from the Victorian era. Yeah, it's not. It's murder mystery shit and I'm very into that kind of stuff.

It's cool. Check it out. Check it out. Check it out. I'll go a little lighter with mine. How about A Perfect Planet on Amazon Prime? David Attenborough series. Okay. Where he narrates it, Dylan, in just the most soothing old man British voice of all time.

So what you do is you get really stoned or perhaps some CBD. Maybe do a CBD. Do a CBD dropper. Or two. Throw that on and just start crying. Marvel at the wonders of the earth. Yeah, start crying at your TV a little bit. Is it more, is it space or is it just earth?

No, no, no, it's just earth. Animals? Animals. How do they divide it up? Because I'm comparing it in my head to planet earth. Yeah, it's similar to planet earth. They divide it up uh because i'm comparing it in my head to planet earth yeah it's it's similar to planet earth they divide it up by like things so it's episode one's volcano episode two is the sun episode three is the weather four is oceans and how the animals interact with their environments dave volcanoes dylan you got any comments on that i'm not i'm not afraid of the volcano okay

that's my official stance you know there's a super volcano in this country. Yellowstone. It's overdue. I think you'll be scared of that one day. Hopefully not. I think when it erupts, I'm going to be. I worry about people who are in close proximity, but I'll be fine. This is awesome to be buried under six inches of ash.

Really? Yeah, we're in the zone. We're in the ash zone? Yeah, we're in the ash zone. We're not in the lava zone. The David ash zone. He could have panned out. Too many injuries.

He was never very good. Highly recruited. Very. Good dude. He was three-star. Did he not win the job from Case? Was Case who? Who was he up against?

Let's not act like that's a huge accomplishment. Oh, wow. Look at that. That's an Austin institution right there. Let's go. I don't think he listens. Yeah. Word might get back to him, though. I know go. I don't think he listens. Yeah. Word might give it back to him, though.

I know one of our friends will like that comment. Anyway. You should fight him on Triller. Ooh. They'd probably drop the bag for us. I'm not a fighter. I'm a lover. Everybody knows that.

That's fair. That's all I got. All right. What else? I think Randy's got some dumbass recommendations for us. All right, Randy. Yeah, another Amazon Prime Invincible. Mark Wahlberg?

No, no, no. It's more of a superhero thing. If you're a fan of The Boys, I think you'll really like this. The Kenney Loggins song? No, The Boys. If you've seen that, it's like a final thing. The boys are back in town. Let Randy do his thing. That's that I can't wait to watch invincible it's fun I know the boys is good yeah so it's it's a cartoon like a

superhero thing so you have to watch the first episode when you get to the end of it you're real you'll be pretty hooked like it seems pretty normal at first but uh there's a twist to the whole to the whole series whoa things aren't what they seem oh my god is that better what's this streaming on uh amazon prime and it's also coming out like like disney plus is where it's one a week which i'm kind of liking that instead of just dropping a whole series now. Not me, man. I love to drink coffee and binge and just order pizza and have some red wine. I love it. That's what I'm all about.

You're doing pizza, coffee, and wine at one hour. Yeah, man. I freaking love my shows. I love to binge watch shows. This guy. I know, man. I'll watch like five episodes in a row if you don't stop me. And then it's like 3 a.m. and you're like, man.

I watched three of The Wire last night, by the way. Are you on, what season are you on? Three. Still. Okay. Who's really standing out to you

as just great character? Beside Omar. Everybody says Omar, but who besides Omar? Omar's my favorite character on the show. But right now, Stringer and Avon are really butting heads oh

yeah you don't know what's gonna happen they're not really agreeing on a whole lot right no you just have two different mindsets on how you want to attack the dope game two different schools of thought on how to how to run the show okay okay hey let me say this to you dylan just wait okay uh pull back the curtain. Yesterday we were texting with Will. We were talking about the joys of fatherhood, and I wanted to hit Will with a, just wait. Just wait.

I didn't hit him with it, though. Will's really enjoying the first few days of fatherhood so far. Yeah. Just wait. Wait until the kids. I mean, once they can start making facial expressions that aren't just, like, involuntary movements, then you're like, oh, they're reacting to me. That's what really kicked it into gear for me.

Wait till they talk, dude. It's wild. That's going to blow my mind. It's wild. Because, like, I'm already at the point with Rhodes where, like, he is making sounds, and in my head I'm like, oh, did he just say my name? Did he just say Dave? Did he just say D-Man? He's not.

Oh, okay. He would be very, very advanced if he was speaking at three months. Let's get him on the mic, dude. I don't know if he's ready. Okay. He is a very, and this might be all babies, and this is classic, like, oh, my kid's special. He's a very hilarious yawner. Like, he makes these, like, really dramatic yawns.

And you're saying, all right, dude. You fucking slept all day. Yeah, dude, how tired are you? Are you overtired? I hope not, because that's going to be a long night for your boy here. Dude, one thing about babies, they'll just sleep, man. They'd be sleeping. They'd be sleeping.

I feel like they'd be sleeping when you don't want them to sleep and up when you don't want them up, though. That's kind of like the thing, right? Women be shopping, babies be sleeping. Right. That's like they'd be sleeping when you don't want them to sleep and up when you don't want them up, though. That's kind of like the thing, right? Women be shopping, babies be sleeping. Right. That's what they say. The funniest – this is just evolving into a baby segment. The funniest thing is when he's, like, sleeping or, yeah, taking a nap or something, and, like, you just hear him start freaking out, crying.

You're like, oh, God. So you run up there and you pick him up, and then he just, like, looks at you and stops, and he kind of gives you a smirk. You're like, oh, you just wanted So you run up there and you pick him up. And then he just, like, looks at you and stops. And he kind of gives you a smirk. Like, oh, you just wanted me to run up there and just check on you. He played you, dog. He played me. And then he goes right back down. It's like, okay, man.

Yeah. Classic. Shout out to Fritz, though. Cute baby. Shout out to Fritz. He is. He is. Handsome little fella.

We haven't even said it. Is it more Sally or more Will? Right now I'm seeing more Will. I don't have that gene. baby he is handsome little fella we haven't even said it's more sally or more will uh right now i'm seeing more will i don't have that that gene i haven't seen any any baby personality in any baby so far besides uh rhodes has like funny guy voice or funny guy look that's about it yeah rhodes is holding in bits because he can't talk yet yeah i'm telling you he's doing bits yeah he's like y'all just wait gene Gene loved babies. Right. Gene loved baby bits, yeah.

Loved baby bits and bacon bits. Yeah, that too. Yeah. Don't say he has funny guy face. Like, not funny face. He's like, I just told a joke face. I don't know what you're going to like. Yeah, dude, that's what I said. It's like he just read you a Vice headline.

It's like he's got funny shit running through his brain, but he just can't communicate it yet. So he's like, he's holding it all in for now. He looks like he's going to be a funny dude. He's like, give you a Vice headline. It's like he's got funny shit running through his brain, but he just can't communicate it yet. So he's like, he's holding it all in for now. He looks like he's going to be a funny dude. He's like, just wait. Yeah. He's like, I got something for y'all. Just wait.

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Oh, boy. As one of the least self-aware people of all time, that's going to be horrendous. Will this be the most watched thing that sucks? Yes. That's a good way to put it. Besides the Cowboys game, I'm all right. Oh, come on, dude. What's your problem?

It's not our fault they put us on primetime. I might watch this one instead of just wait for the hashtag viral tweets to go out. I might actually watch this one live. When is this? Is this May 8th? I think it's May... I think it's this week. Is it this week? Is this May 8th? I think it's May. I think it's this week. Is it this week?

I don't know. It's one of the two. You know, Elon's very controversial. I believe he's the third richest man in the world. Brett talked about Tesla stock earlier. I'm not here to talk about the pros and cons of Tesla stock, but I am here to tell you some of the cast members are not happy. A few of them who I recognize their their faces don't know their names they did some tweets like huh they had to delete them by the way but um this might be really awkward and i'm wondering

if there might be some kind of um something that the the cast members who don't like a billionaire like elon that they might have planned Like maybe just like a little silent protest. I feel like something's going to happen. I don't know. And, you know, it's SNL. I feel like everybody's ragging on them, so there can't really be any – all publicity is good publicity basically for them. Yeah.

What about him are people upset about mostly? He's had some takes. He stepped into the COVID waters early on. I see he tweeted, the coronavirus panic is dumb. This is from March 6th of 2020. Right. Is that one of the things? A lot, yeah.

It's not just the tweet. Right, right, I know. I mean, he's moved. So he had like, I think he fought state regulations in California with a factory he had open. That they were like, no, you can't do this because of COVID restrictions. And he like wanted to try to open it anyway. Maybe he did. I don't know specifically.

But people, he's very controversial. Even to people who are big into the stock market and whatnot. Like he's a very controversial figure. He'll tweet and the Tesla stock will spike. You know, people are like, what's he doing? He's manipulating stock prices via Twitter. Yeah, one time he said Tesla stock is too high, and it, of course, fell immediately after that,

and people were not pleased about that as well. Yeah, he walks a fine line. He's skirting that. But I can't think of a more awkward person to host. Socially, he's an awkward dude. When he did Rogan, he— His Rogan's unlistenable. He mumbled his way through it.

He's very inarticulate. Everybody thinks about the Rogan pod and like, oh, yeah, he smoked pot on there, which that's like the least noteworthy thing. The most noteworthy thing is like how just incredibly just on a different planet the dude is he's a weird guy he's a weird guy which is brilliant he's brilliant and i guess that's a lot of it but um i he's done rogan twice i think i've listened like a total of one hour of it um just i don't i have no interest but brett what do you think you're gonna watch no i elon musk to me is a he's he's Musk to me, he's Shkreli.

He's like Shkreli with billions of dollars. I think he's a troll. I think he's the least self-aware when it comes to people. He's being laughed at, not laughed with. People think he's brilliant. There's a cult of Elon fans and stans. I'm more or less out on Elon Musk as a in general

I think his cars are cool but that's about it that SUV one is really ugly yeah I don't know I say cool

and I like what they're doing for the the Model S is slick yeah the truck coming out is weird but cool oh the truck

that looks like a truck from like a early 2000s video game looks like a like a mars rover almost yeah it's just all blocky yeah and then he he what do you do he threw like a brick at the window and it shattered and he's like oh that's not supposed to happen oh that was great yeah um yeah my opinion of elon usually i mean it just depends on what he's doing for Bitcoin. Right. That's pretty much like if he's hurting Bitcoin, I'm out. If he's helping it, I'm in.

He's big on Doge lately. He's big on Doge. Tweets a lot about Doge. Where's he at on Cummys? I don't know if he's said anything about Cummys yet. Hard to say. Huh. He doesn't really bother me. I just kind of take him for what he is, which is rich weird guy and I just don't know exactly what I think anything

he says too seriously because he just proved to be weird enough for me to you know kind of follow him away I think it's now like we're in an age where rich weird guy can like actually manipulate things oh he absolutely can which is like it's kind of come on dude you're doing it for his own personal enjoyment manipulating stuff which is like I mean more or less a certain political movement that has taken over it's like it's stuff like that just annoys me um guys something we're going to start doing here um we're going to start promoing our other shows in the network a little bit better and i tasked our friends at internet party john and brad with uh giving just a little 30 second clip and it hit me with two and i just want to play the

the second one and i think this is the one we're going to go with this one is just this is the best promo that's ever been cut for for a podcast let's let's tell me you guys have not heard this right i've not i've not okay hey what's going on? This is Brad from Internet Party. I'm here with you with John. We just come to tell you all to check us out. You know, Internet Party, we discuss anything from fashion, music, culture, everything in between. You know, we have a good time over here. So, ladies, you know, the DMs are open.

The voicemails are open. You know, just come kick it with us sometime. It's the podcast. It's also a party. Yeah. What the hell? the podcast is also a party yeah check out internet oh my gosh dude i just want to yeah i want to go like john's on high i want to go like make dinner for brad now that was the smoothest like what the fuck yeah tree and it was very s. Like, I'm sorry to take my clothes off there. You just...

Damn. Subconsciously. What did John... John had absolutely nothing to offer at the end there. Yeah, yeah. Did Brad just crush it so hard that, like, John's just speechless? And he said his DMs are open, too. So, wait, are we supposed to listen to the pod, or do we just DM them?

What is... What was the pod? I mean, that's the one we're going with. Okay. Are we supposed to listen to the pod or do we just DM them? What was the pod? I mean, that's the one we're going with. Okay. But I don't know. Those guys could not sound more different, too. Like, Brad is, like, smooth and fast talking.

John has the slowest delivery of anybody. Yeah. Oh, I got my tummy stuck. He got a delivery. What's going on with that tummy? My tummy's talking. Dude, the dogs are tummy. He got a delivery. What's going on with that tummy? My tummy's talking. Dude, the dogs are barking over here. They are.

Jeez, get this guy a sandwich. Check out Internet Party. And you're going to be, I hope you enjoyed that because you're going to be hearing that. I think there's no one that's going to like mash the fast forward button when they hear that, right? That you're going to listen to. They've got good theme music. They do. Everything about it hits. And then you got Brad on there just doing his thing.

And John. They still do the crank corner? Is that still a thing? You did a live stream with them both like two weeks ago. I believe we did a modified crank corner. You're out on the crank corner, right? Brad is too, if I recall. He's not a fan of the crank corner

I always feel bad for Brad because like just to have a guy on your podcast that's just constantly messing with you and like saying things

that are exaggerated embellishing stories I wonder what that's like that's gotta be tough why'd you look at me I wonder what that's like there it is guys you wanna do

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Kicking it off. Usually me, but I'll start. I'll start. I'll try to shift. Do you have anything fun? Not really, man. Do you hang out with your new friends? I got a dinner with my new friends tonight, which I realize is not the weekend.

But I'm having dinner with some new friends tonight. That's cool. They do Wednesday dinners. That's like two. Thursday dinners are past eight. It's like a work dinner for Bay, though. Is it a promotion? No.

She's just coming to class. Yeah. Anyway, I've got a new friend dinner tonight. Very cool.... Yeah, anyway. I got, yeah, new friend dinner tonight. Very cool. Yeah, very cool. Friday, I think we're laying low. I think we might do some fun with Bay's daughter.

I will not have parts because it is his mother's birthday on Friday. So we'll be spending the evening with her. Saturday, I'm wide open. I'm going to vote Saturday, which is not very fun. I'm hearing you can potentially get a little turnt up Friday night, then. On Friday night? Yeah. What are you implying?

I'm just saying, we're golfing Friday afternoon, if you want. He doesn't play golf. I remember at the beginning of the pod, he told you his back's just been completely blown out. I'm saying, if we get a little loose in the course, we meet up somewhere afterwards. My phone's working, so. I'll be up until something. Sunday I'll get Parks again, and I don't know what's going to happen. Something. Something tight. Something dope. We'll see. We'll see about it.

That's it, though. Very cool. Brett, you just explained part of it. You got a little Golf Friday. Yeah, Golf Friday. I believe you're involved as well. At the moment, yes. Okay. ATM. It's a little 150 tee time Golf Friday. I believe you're involved as well. At the moment, yes. Okay. ATM. It's a little 150 tee time on Friday. Very cool. Pretty solid timing.

The weather looks still gorgeous. I'm kind of hoping it holds on. But we'll see about it. Don't say that, really. No, I won't. We'll see about it. Something about a dry line. Anyway, that's it.

That's all I got planned. I'm excited for this weekend. I'm going to be here for the first time in a minute, I think. On the weekend. No, I was here. Good. Good. I'm glad you're in town.

In town. I'll get a little loose on Friday night. I'll say that. Yeah, Friday night's pretty open for me, minus the whole child. Right. But golf Friday. I would like to get out if the weather permitting before it gets too hot um i'm kind of a baby about going and drinking on a patio and it's really hot just swamp ass you know i just don't like that um but yeah i'd like to get out and get

after it haven't done that in a while maybe we'll bring a kid. Kid-friendly patios are very, very helpful to getting me out. There are a lot of them, though. Yeah, there are. Unfortunately, my favorite bar at Little Woodrow's is not kid-friendly. You literally can't bring your kid in. Which I wouldn't anyway, but I don't like not having the option. It's my favorite place to watch a game. I'll just say it.

It's a great bar. Very cool. Very cool. Very cool. Randy, anything cool? Man, this is the Randy day, the Randy show. People want more Randy. You taking that ass around town this weekend or what? No, no, no.

In two weekends, my brother and my nieces are coming into town, and I've been working on a painting for my niece for about two years now. So this weekend is all just doing that so I can actually get it done. So I'll be doing nothing other than that. How thoughtful of you. What a guy Randy is. I will be posting that two weekends at Ranger back on Instagram. What is the painting of?

It's some Disney princesses and stuff with her name and whatnot for her room. That's very cool, Randy. Did you know that Randy was an uncle? Wow, dude. That's awesome, man. There's really nothing like it. You and Luke P, man. Very good, Randy. Brett, you want to break some news

before we get out of here? Sure thing. Breaking news. Brett's breaking news today is the States edition. You brought this, Dylan? I like steak. I see some states listed here. That's all I know so far. Little chooser adventure here, Dylan. Do you want to go Idaho, California, or Ohio?

I'm going to Ohio because I love Ohio and its people. Da-da-da-da-da. Trivia edition. Okay. Wow, sound effects. Dave versus Dylan here. Okay. Versus Randy if Randy's got his mic up.

He doesn't. Nope. Okay, Dave versus Dylan. Here we go. Let me pull it up here. Here we go. Okay. Question being, how many states border Ohio?

How many states border Ohio? Dylan, you have the opportunity to steal. Bingbo, Dylan. Bingbo. Five. You figure it out, dude. You don't know shit about Ohio. Dave, you have the opportunity.

I don't. I don't care. You have the opportunity to steal back, though. Name the five states. You don't know shit about Ohio. Dave, you have the opportunity. I don't. I don't care. You have the opportunity to steal back, though. Name the five states. I don't care. Is this breaking news? What is this, a whole new segment of trivia? Kentucky's won.

That's the hard one. You nailed it. Indiana. Yep. Missouri. No. Michigan. Nice.

It's the Rust Belt. You got two more, Dylan. I don't know. Just give them to me. Pennsylvania and West Virginia. I knew Pennsylvania. West Virginia, huh? Okay.

Is there any news surrounding this? Nope, that's just the trivia edition. In California, though, actor Randy Quaid. Oh, God. Seriously considering running for governor. Yeah, I'm tired of people running for governor. Just don't run for governor ever. He's wacky.

You've seen his shit? He's wackier than Trembakier. Dude, he's like a nut job, man. Yeah, he's a wild ass dude. Didn't he save the planet, though? He did. In 96? He's the original.

That was fictional. Huh? He's the original guy to say, we're back. He said, I'm back. I'm back. Right after he beat, who did Texas beat that year? UTSA or some shit? No, Georgia.

We're back. Georgia. Whatever. But he was like, we're back. In Idaho news, Dave. Oh, I'm watching draft all weekend. Addendum to my weekend and fun. Draft guy here. Look for our mocks on Thursday night. Thank you. Sorry, Dave. Oh, I'm watching draft all weekend. Addendum to my weekend and fun. Draft guy here.

Look for our mocks on Thursday night. Thank you. Sorry, Brett. One more. Idaho has introduced a bill to kill up to 90% of the wolf population, Dylan. Why? Do they have a problem with it? Are they taking out livestock?

Yeah, they are. What's up with the wolves? Livestock? Yeah, they are. What's up with the wolves? Apparently, farmers and ranch hands are not happy that wolves are killing so many of their livestock. Lawmakers voted 58 to 11 to send the agricultural industry-backed bill to Republican Governor Brad Little. That's just nature, dog.

The wolf population is only currently about 1,500, and they want to bring it down to 150. That seems like a little much, me not knowing anything about it. You know what? Maybe protect your livestock a little bit better. Yeah. Maybe get some wolves on your side to protect against the other wolves. Aren't there animals you can introduce to your herd to scare away predators like that? Maybe a peacock.

Toucans. Maybe those flirty-ass toucans maybe those flirty ass toucans you know donkeys kill coyotes yeah that's a thing yeah they'll kick them they'll stomp them out the shit out of them yeah what they'll do man i just like stop killing wolves dude like dave said put a wall up yeah they should build a wall make the wolves pay for it sometimes you gotta let nature run its course man right you know how many freaking cattle, like how many, how many? I'm a wolf fan. Right. How many cattle do you need?

No, I get it. But like, I mean, you do have to do population control. I don't know. Yeah, but you can't like. 150 from 1,500 seems like a lot. I don't know. I have no clue. You ever hear of a trophic cascade, Dave?

No. I don't know what that is. That's what wolves, they protect that. I'm just saying. Brett's the, look. They're beautiful animals. I know't know what that is. That's what wolves, they protect that. I'm just saying. Brett's the, look. They're beautiful animals. I know that. Yeah.

How about we bring some of the wolves down here? I don't hate that. Okay. I'm going to reintroduce them to everywhere. Adirondacks need wolves back. The deer population's out of control. I'm just saying. Sheesh.

Go on all day here. We'll see you guys on the voicemail episode friday until then everybody have a great week okay bye we good let's get out of here Outro Music