Circling Back - Vincent Diesel, Carlos Norris, And The Glizzosaurus Rex

Episode Date: September 28, 2020

The boys were runnin' this weekend, Vin Diesel released the song of the summer in late September, people were absolutely mobbing in Salt Bae's new restaurant, BTS finally IPO'd, and scientists uncovered remnants of the Glizzosaurus Rex. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (18:20) Recapping This Weekend In Fun (35:24) Salt Bae Twerk Fight (45:02) Vin Diesel Went TF Off (56:24) BTS IPO (1:06:10) Glizzosaurus Rex Discovered Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (STELLA20 for 20% off) Raycon: www.buyraycon.com/steam (15% off) Fanduel: www.fanduel.com/steam (play free or 20% deposit bonus!) Hims: www.forhim.com/steam (90-day money back guarantee) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the lodge my name's will defries to my right david ruff man uh i don't know which one you guys want to celebrate but um it's in addition to being world rabies day oh big it's national suns day shout out parks oh man how about that national neighbor day hello neighbors and national drink beer day just one randy just one for that that's a lot of days today it's too many it's almost like these holidays are meaningless yeah is. No. Is there any food holiday? Not today. Not National Dizzy Day or anything? Tomorrow's the day.

What's the day? It's National Coffee Day. Oh, wow. Boom and loud. Been commandeered. It's also National Starbucks Day, which doesn't, that feels like, no, corporate engineering. I don't think so. I feel like we're due for National Puppy Day, one of the four every year.

I'm going to save it. But Wednesday? Yeah. Remind me. Wednesday is the day. Dave, anytime someone tells me to remind them for something, I literally have never done it. Sorry.

It's true. Speaking of things I've never done, what up, Dylan Chivary? Hello. Speaking of National Coffee Day, a very what up, Dylan Chivary? Hello. Speaking of National Coffee Day, a very nice listener of ours sent me some coffee. Oh, man. Okay. Yeah, it's really good.

Oh. It's called Cirque, as in like Cirque du Soleil. Anyway, it's really good. Thank you to Marco. I recently had a listener reach out to me, actually, and he sent me a photo of some coffee, and he said, hey, I saw a listener sent this to you. How did you like it and i told him i was like i'm actually the only person that doesn't get sent coffee on this podcast so i really can't tell you please dm dave or dylan well i'm a micro coffee influencer i don't know if you figured that out yet but it's true i'm gonna

give him some some love today on the you know dylan it's funny because i was at your house saturday and uh you didn't offer anyone coffee at any time during the day. Well, you got there at 3 o'clock, and we were watching football, and you were drinking beer. It seemed like a weird time to offer up coffee, David. I guess you've never been to Italy. Yeah. Dude's never capped off a late-night dinner with an espresso before?

Your problem, dude. What's your problem? I put a pot of coffee on. We're just sipping on fall beers, like heavy fall beers. There's a 100% Dave would have taken you up on a cup of that. He's absolutely right. Tell him what I was sipping. I wasn't sipping on no fall beer.

Oh, yeah, Dave was drinking High Life. Miller High Life. I was living good. You know, it's a champagne of beers. I was living good. Responsibly. Yeah, you were. You were being very responsible.

Most responsible. Thank you for being responsible. I dipped into the nut brown for the responsibly. Yeah, you were. You were being very responsible. Most responsible. Thank you for being responsible. I dipped into the nut brown for the first time. Yeah. Yeah, big fan. It's good. Big fan. It's good stuff.

Nutty B? Yeah, I had a Nutty B at Dylan's house. Big. I lost a few notes in there, you know. Lost to Parks and Neah. He's bullshit. Yeah, Parks smoked him in Neah. Parks was on another level that day.

We can get to that later. Yeah, he loves, look look he loves you guys he loves having company over yeah and uh he was on one so you prepared a heartfelt speech that you wanted to say for parks uh ahead of the podcast i'll give you the time right now just to do your national suns day yeah no that's just for me and him oh yeah he was on one though man goodness well yeah you're in his domicile. I didn't realize the effect it was going to have, but when I told him that I was staying the night and we were going to build a fort.

Yeah, I was like, Dave, don't. I was like, Dave, you seriously don't say that because he's going to get excited. Oh, yeah, why would you do that? I don't know. I thought it was just like a funny one-off, and then I was like, oh, yeah, he's taking this literally. Yeah, once you say sleepover overnight to a kid, it's all of a sudden just like giving them a line of Adderall. When you're five, a sleepover in a fort situation, it doesn't get better than that. No.

So you can't promise that and then pull the rug out from under. I punted off on Dylan. I was like, Dylan's going to build a fort with you. Did you just tell Parks, like, no, there's actually a really rabid scorpion problem in your bedroom, so I don't feel comfortable sleeping in there? Yeah, you don't know. Please don't tell him that either.

One of the most scary creatures in Texas problem in your bedroom, so I don't know. Yeah, you don't know. Please don't tell him that either. One of the most scary creatures in Texas is in your bedroom. I made the mistake of telling him that I found that scorpion, and he's been scared ever since. It's not a good situation. That makes sense. He's five. I would have either burned down my room as a kid if I knew that or just switched rooms completely.

Yeah. He doesn't like to go to the restroom alone anymore. So good parenting, Dylan, on that one. You know what I'm saying? Now you just have to come up with a scenario where you just need to make up a lie

and tell him that you remedied it completely. Like what? Get like a scorpion in a thing of like amber like from Jurassic Park and just give it to him and be like, dude, Park's problem solved. He knows that I killed the one that was in his room, but it's not enough.

He thinks there are others. There might be. I mean, there's probably others. There might be. Rosie discovered what a cicada was the other day. Those are weird. Yeah, she couldn't stop just chasing it, so I ended up just having to brutally murder it with my foot.

And then she tried to eat the remains and the guts that spilled out of it, so I put a dog bowl over it in the middle of the dog park. Didn't go well. When is cicada season over? Hard to say. Hard to say. As you know, I mean, we haven't even talked about the change in the weather. It really blew in last night, Dave, or this morning, technically.

Correct. About 3.30. I know that because I was woken up. Really? What happened? Dude, I thought there was an intruder or someone, like, on my back deck. It was making a ruckus. It sounded like he was dragging, like, a bag full of stolen goods across my deck, really.

It was like the Hamburglar had that giant bag. He was just dragging it. So I walked outside to check out the action. Kind of scared, honestly. Did they put a toolie on you? The wind was whipping, and it was blowing branches up against the side of my house. That was the sound. Were you strapped?

It felt so good. I didn't get the toolie out. Pulled out the Campbell soup can? It wasn't that serious. What did we decide was the move? You took a mini stick? I took one of the knee hockey sticks out there with me. Dylan has a chainsaw he keeps under his bed.

Skin your ass off. Imagine if you're breaking into a house and you hear a chainsaw fire up. Like, you're at it. Oh, you're gone. You're gone. Even if you're, like, strapped up. Like, this guy's serious. Now I'm risking it.

I'm not risking it. I might just get a Bluetooth speaker that I keep next to my bed and just toss on a sound effect. This homeowner is no joke, man. He doesn't want to just take you out. He wants to slaughter you. You could do the Home Alone thing and just toss on the filthy animal dialogue. Yeah. That might work.

Can you imagine trying to line that up and getting the timing right with an old school VCR and TV? That would be hard to do now. The amount of dialogue that had to go right in real life in order for him to make that work. Not just once, but also in New York City. He executed that flawlessly. Kevin, he's just a bad man. We're pretty good at setting each other up. We can alley-oop some jokes to each other,

but doing that with strangers in a life-or-death situation? Come on, Kev. Yeah. Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! That wasn't me.

That was all right. Dude, stop. Randy's going to hear you. Oh, sorry. Hey, you guys want to get some programming notes out of the way before we really get into it today? Yes. We got 10K followers on Instagram, but you can still go follow it at circlingbackpod.

Swap up. Also, leave a review and five-star rating. We've gotten some great reviews ever since our little review session on Wednesday's pod, I think. I've been enjoying it. Also, every Tuesday and Friday, Patreon. Spooky season tomorrow and every Tuesday and Friday, Patreon Spooky Season tomorrow and every Tuesday for the foreseeable future. If you've got a story, email spooky at washmedia.com

against spooky at washmedia.com. Wait till you see what's on deck for tomorrow. It's me. Not really that spooky guy. But love Halloween. Ha, ha, ha. We're workshopping that one. Okay.

That was pretty good, though. Yeah, thank you. Yeah. It's got legs. Also, Happy Hour Live. Go hit up our YouTube. Not only do we just have Happy Hour Live every single Wednesday, but we put every episode of every single podcast on there.

Just go check it out. Match that subscribe button. And finally, Twitch. Twitch.tv slash Wash Media. Every Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday around 12, 15. We're just doing it all. Call of Duty. PGA.

Dave, do you have anything you want to say about the PGA 2K21? I do, Will. Thank you. Tomorrow is the night. Tuesday night. Washed Media Society. That was good. What's up, Monday night?

Oh, Tuesday night. We are doing a golf tournament. And in order to, you have to be a Twitch subscriber, correct, Randy? Just nod along so I can feel confident in what I'm saying. It's going to be big. Twitch sub. Follow the link on the Reddit. I'm going to tweet it out here in a minute. If you go on

to the PGA game, go search Societies. Just search Wash Media. It's on there. You can join. It's the one with the big cat image. Are you live twitching this? I will be twitching it as well. So people can watch you play. They can watch me play play you're pretty hot right now you're pretty good is from what I saw on Twitter some hot hot hot one of those

people rockin one of those tech fellas tweet out a screenshot of you and their society they're fucking scared they messed up and let me into their society and it turns out like it's my society now well I haven't looked at the leaderboard I don't looked at the leaderboard. I don't know. They might have overtaken me. I only do secret societies. Yeah. We're like the machine at Bama.

Yes. Skull and Bones. Skull and Bones. That's what we should call it. Only Bones is actually Phil's old caddy Bones. Ooh, Skull and Bones. Spooky. Skull, like you skulled the ball in Bones,

just like out there on the course. Yeah, it looks like he's got about 186, Raj. He's done well with the transition. He's great. Those headsets with the antenna on it. Yeah. Do y'all remember when we were fucking at the Dell match play on the short par 4? Right before, I think we saw Shane Lowry dunk it.

Or you didn't because you were buying beer. Remember that? I did see it. No, you did. No, you did did see it. No, you didn't. No, you did not see it. You did not see it. I was 15 feet away from y'all, like standing on the road. You heard it, and you turned around.

You're like, oh, yeah, it was definitely a part of the moment. You were so annoyed with it. Dylan was talking to the bartender like, yeah, so what are the IBUs on that thing over there? And then he heard a roar from the crowd, and he was like, oh, sick. They served one beer. Part of it. No, this is like me when Klein dunked it from 80 yards on the course the other day, and I was just sitting on my phone, and he turned around with his arms in the air,

and I was like, oh, sick. You missed it? Yeah, I didn't see it. I didn't see a second of it. Didn't even see him take the club back. Oh, man. It's like, do you all remember we're sitting there, and Roger Maltby was just blasting it. In the middle of the fairway watching, had all of his gear on and was just blasting a Sig.

Heaters only. I don't know why. It was just so funny just how casual he was about it. I'm like, man, I can't believe they don't care that you're doing that. Like, I don't care. Blast away, sir. But I feel like, you know, fucking PC, you know, man. Yeah, dude.

Fucking cancel culture. He can do whatever he wants. He's grandfathered in. I agree. Agree with that. But, yeah, I'm going to be twitching it. I'm going to be playing. There will be a prize, and you're not going to believe what this prize is.

You're going to really enjoy it. Are you serious? It's going to be, yeah. Are you serious? This is Randy's job is figuring out what the prize is. Is you shitting me? I can just say all these things because he doesn't have a mic, and he can't combat it. So check it out.

It's going to be fun. 7 p.m. CST. It's important. Central Standard Time. I know we're going to conflict with the debate. Oh, that's what it was. That's what it was. I'm going to have another screen with the debate on,

and I'll be analyzing the debate. I'm going to be doing a PolitiFact live on Twitch. Twitch effect. Is this the Rogan debate, or is this a different one? No. No, they're doing this one. This is probably on a R Twitch effect. Is this the Rogan debate or is this a different one? No. No, they're doing this one. This is like probably on a Ringer podcast.

I think soup's the perfect fucking food. Yeah. You don't even pay taxes. I want to see his taxes. Who said that about soup? I think billionaires should pay their own fucking taxes.

Oh, is this Bill Simmons? Yeah. That's pretty good. Dude, no one thinks that about soup. No one. I don't know, about soup. I think billionaires should pay their own fucking taxes. How's this, Bill Simmons? Yeah. That's pretty good. Dude, no one thinks that about soup. No one. I don't know, dude. Is it perfect? No.

No, it's not. It's so not perfect. It's literally not the perfect food. I can't. I'm not saying it's bad, but it's perfect. It's soup. It's soup. And many times it is climate specific to when you can have it.

Because you can't have hot soup in Texas in the summer. No one in history has ever sat down in front of a perfectly made pizza and thought to themselves, I wish this was soup. No one. Not one person ever. And think of how many times you eat soup. You normally eat it with something else. Yeah. It usually starts your dinner or you're dipping a grilled cheese up in that bitch.

I'll say this. It's the perfect food if you have a cold. Mm-hmm. Yeah. We are in the mid-term. That is quite the caveat. If you're under the weather, it's the perfect food. It is.

Did we talk about the weather already? Cold front season? We alluded to it. I have 80. It feels great out there. Tomorrow is the day. No, today's the day. High 78, 77?

No, but tomorrow, though, I think the wind's going to be out of here. It's just going to be tomorrow morning specifically. It's always the second day after the cold front blows through. That morning in Texas, Brett and I were weirdly talking about this. That morning is the morning. You've got to enjoy it, though, because it's fleeting. The next seven days, highest temp is 88 and sunny, every one of them. Trying to bring 88 back.

Fall in Austin is a good time to be here. It's not fall in Austin for like two months. Like real fall. Texas fall. what do you guys call it texas falls tight because it like it lasts from like november until march yeah we get five months it's dope it's true the uh tech texas came in lubbock it was like 95 degrees yeah what happened that game i'll stop watching texas was losing so yeah you were real down 15 like late i turned it off yeah me too um yeah dylan is real fun to watch a texas game with i guess i've never watched a close texas game with you i get i get uh frustrated the last time i watched a texas game with dylan was a Dylan was a Halloween party at Ross Boland's house.

And it was against Oklahoma State. And Oklahoma State was wearing their throwback uniforms, which were objectively sick. Yeah, they're Halloween ones. And they proceeded to beat the shit out of Texas. And you weren't having a good time at that party until later in the night when the drinks had set in. Yeah, the thing with me, when I watch, when my team loses, cue the shit-o clip, but I get really pissed, but I get over it pretty fast, which is good.

Because, you know what, it's a game. I don't play on the team. I don't coach the team. It's not on my shoulders. I'm just an observer. Yeah, but what if you had cheered harder? Ooh. Yeah, you got to think that.

That is on me. Well, they still won. Oh, they did? Oh, I turned it off. I got the ESPN alert just now. Oh, cool. Yep. Just now, huh? Yeah, just now.

Just now. All right. God, do you know what the best way to listen to pretty much anything is? It's called Raycons, dude. You ever had them? Oh, yeah. Yes. I'd say I use mine every day, but I don't use headphones every day.

I use them four to six times a week on my Peloton. And using a pair of these premium wireless earbuds, I mean, you've got to admit, these are just great, and you can get them at half the price of all the other guys. No, they're great. They sound great. Raycon. They have they're great. They sound great. Raycon. They have such quality sound. Yeah.

So maybe I've told this before. I lost mine. Nobody turned a minute at the gym. Someone is walking around with my Raycons. Well, can you blame them? No, I get it. Would you turn a minute if you found them? I get it.

I get it. But they were nice enough to send me another set, and I got to say, I was very happy. Because I had gone back to my old ones. It wasn't great. They've got good bass. A lot of headphones, they're fine. You're all about the bass, aren't you? I am.

No treble. Okay. No treble. Dylan, guys. It's good. And my favorite thing, because I've got weird ears. They've got the adjustable little earpiece. So if you have a big ear canal or whatever

it's called you can just go up on a size big canal guy big canal dude these things not only have all that they got six hours of play time seamless bluetooth pairing a compact design and noise isolating fit i just love them big fan rake on earbuds or stylus in the screen no dangling wires or stems you know it's co-founded by Ray J? Yeah. Ever heard of it? Mm-hmm. God, he's the man.

I mean, it's also endorsed by Snoop Dogg. I know Dylan's a big Snoop Dogg guy. Snoop-a-loop. Melissa Etheridge. Dude, shout out to Melissa Etheridge. Mm-hmm. Brandy, J.R. Smith, Mike Tyson. Rich the Kid.

They all love him. Give him a try. Quite a cast of characters they have there back in this product. I think we fit right in with those guys. That whole group. Dude, they're down with us. I tried to go to Lilith Fair, but I was just too young. My parents wouldn't let me go. I was trying to rock.

Lilith Fair. Big Indigo Girls guy. Really? Great. They got some heat. Yeah. Shouts. They wear Raycons too. Dave, you should have had the person at the gym make an announcement on the loudspeaker about how the person who stole your headphones could have gotten 15% off, because for a limited time you can get 15% off your order at buyraycon.com.

That's buyraycon.com for a special 15% discount on Raycon wireless earbuds. Make sure to check it out now while the deal is still running. Buyraycon.com. You guys want to recap this weekend in fun? We crushed that read, by the running by Raycon.com slash steam. You guys want to recap this weekend in fun? We crushed that read, by the way. We did. We always do.

That's why our reaches hit different. It's easier to crush a read when you actually use the product constantly. Yeah. Every day. What happened with South Bay? Well, hold on. This weekend in fun, dude. Can we have fun with the weekend thing? I thought you just teased the South Bay thing.

No, this week's recapping the weekend in fun is presented by Weekend in Fun, dude. Can we have fun with the weekend thing? I thought you just teased us up. No, this week's Recapping the Weekend in Fun is presented by Roback. We're dipping into QZ season. You know how much I love the hats. I wore a hat the other day just purely so I could rock the look for mail-in, and you complimented me on it. You looked very handsome. I was very happy. They also got their polos and performance tees,

and we have a new code for the people at home. New code alert. Stella 20. How's your dog? Stella 20. Stella. S-T-E-L-L-A 20. Don't you spell it S-T-E-I-L-E-I-G-H-A? Yes.

You would. Just to be super insufferable, yes. Has Parks ever tried to start spelling his name P-A-R-X? No. Oh, man. No. sufferable yes his parks ever tried to start spelling his name p-a-r-x oh man no there's going to be a time where he's like dude dad i'm doing it he goes to like an emo phase he's gonna bring home he's gonna bring up a test with a b minus on it and you're gonna have to sign it and he's gonna say parks he's got a fox racing sticker on his lunchbox bangs like covering one eyes all the way across his face. Park's now with an X. I'm getting him an e-boy haircut for Christmas this year.

Please don't. We actually have our Parch Christmas present lined up. You and I will. Am I going to get credit for this one? Speaking of, he loves knee hockey. Oh, cool. He really does. I'm so glad I got it for him.

It's fantastic. He wants me. I left it out. He's with his mom now. When he comes back, it's still going to be in the living room waiting for him. We're just going to go right back into it.

Okay. I'm hitting slappers, man, it's crazy in there. I don't believe it, but okay. Dude, I'm going top shelf on him, he can't stop it. Make sure that when he

starts playing with you again, you're like, hey, Will and Brett were really excited. Lead with me because he already knows that Brett did it. You have to lead with me.

Every time I mention it, I say Will and Brett every time. No, sure. Whatever, what'd you do this weekend? He calls him Brett, by the way, with an A. It's funny.

I like that. Yeah, so Friday night, my sister and brother-in-law, shouts to Haley and Kendall, they came over. We had a nice little evening, quiet evening in. Watched a movie. What movie? What did we watch? Made a big impression on you, I see.

I don't remember. Anyway, we had fun, man. Parks was happy to have the family over. Good times. Saturday, big day. Went to the Dinosaur Park early. They came along as well. And Parks and I wore our matching Roback Dino polos promo code still a 20 got some picks

off might have seen them on my instagram story at d chivery and then uh afternoon uh some of the boys came over including brat and dave we watched texas pull out a thriller in lubbock. To say the least. Yeah. Drank some fall beers and that's pretty much it. I passed out early Saturday night. Oh yeah. Those fall beers knocked me out by like 9.30.

Your patio is even better in person. Yeah. Than I expected. It's a fun patio. I mean that looks like the Irene's back porch. A lot of ivy.

Yeah. People were calling it wriggly. Yeah. Were we? No. Yeah. Irene's back porch. A lot of ivy. Yeah. People were calling it wriggly. Yeah. Were we? No. Yeah. Yeah. That's nice, though.

Thank you. That was my weekend, man. It was great. Sunday, just watch football. Red zone. Oh, it must be nice with the red zone, dude. Do you have YouTube TV? I don't have YouTube TV.

I refuse to cut the cord. Oh. Oh, the cord. I refuse to cut the cord. Oh. Oh, the cord. I'm so cord free in my house. It's unbelievable. There are pros and cons. Sure. Thanks for asking.

Friday, game four. Saturday, game five. Tonight, game six. Yes. As Dylan mentioned, we went over to his place, watched one game pretty much. I guess that was the only game that really mattered. It was going on a fair amount.

No, no, no. It would have been pointless. I like focusing on one game, especially when Texas, Texas Tech, I've got a lot of friends interested in that game. Right. Can I ask you a question? Yes. Why the fuck did they do back-to-back Stanley Cup finals games?

I think it was to avoid competing with the NFL. I don't understand why you wouldn't just have one on Friday or Saturday, one of the two, and then just have one Tuesday and give the guys some rest. I feel like had you lost that game, I would have put an asterisk on it and been like, yeah, oh, weird, like an overtime game where our boys are tired the next day? Huh, who would have put an asterisk on it and been like, yeah, oh, weird, like an overtime game where our boys are tired the next day? Huh. Who would have thought?

Yeah. A lot of people were questioning that. I have not seen a real statement or anything. But you have to think they wanted to avoid Sunday. But, I mean, is it the worst thing if they have to do two days rest? No, not at all. I mean, I don't know. That was a little bit annoying.

But, luckily, we're not going home yet. Oh, Randy wants in. Wow, Randy really wants in here. But, yeah, no, we had fun at Dillon's. That went right into game five. Went home, watched that. Then I did some UFC at the same time on my lappy while the overtime was going on. It was a very high-stress night.

And then yesterday, pretty low-key, watched football, and then we did a little dinner at June's with Club Cool Zone Barrett Dudley. And they do a pub night at June's on Sunday, and they've got a couple indian dishes they do curry different kinds of that um i went with the bolognese because it's my go-to and i just can't not order it and um had a good time like hey pub night fuck off yeah they all ordered it and i kind of i kind of regret not it's venturing out it's bomb it looked good it smelled good it looked like it was a highest quality.

Did you get any naan? No, I didn't. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that the bread? Yeah, I had some naan. So good. You know what they do with that late night? No. They take all the leftover naan and they have pizza in the back. So you have naan left? You have naan left. Yeah, they make pizza with it. I told them one time, I was like, if you guys ever want to sell us one of those

when we're on our way out, I would pay top dollar for that. They didn't take me up. old speckled hen deal five dollars that's the best part about pub night man how about that old specs they just did an over-the-shoulder shot of uh randy behind him peeking through the window yeah he's discovered the window. Yeah, much like Parks. He normally is in here and just lays down. I don't know why I didn't just let him tire himself out and he would sleep next to me,

but I thought he could keep KJ company out there. KJ's over there on business calls, and I guess he's not. I think KJ's actually in Verdansk right now. Oh, really? He finished his call early. He's on the Verdansk floor right now. He's letting that choppa sing right now. I wish he was alive right now.

Man, I had a low-key weekend. Your boy had some Friday night. What did I do? Why am I blanking now? You must have been hammered. Matt's off at some point? Oh, Sally. Sally had to work until 11 on Friday night,

so I decided that I was just going to have a boys' night, just me sitting alone in my apartment playing Tony Hawk for a while. Decided to dive into something that I didn't think I was going to love, but I absolutely fucking loved it. Season two of The Real Bros of Simi Valley, one of the funnier TV shows on Facebook Watch of all time. Jimmy Tatro is just an objectively funny person who's not just funny on YouTube. What he does is objectively hilarious at this point to me.

American Vandal, great. Real Bros of Simi Valley is some of the most funny, dumb content I've ever watched, and I can't wait to finish watching it. And then Saturday, man, you had the early game, 6.30 a.m., woke up real early, watched some controversial football. And then, yeah, it was just kind of a college football afternoon, had a little birthday party for Sally's sister at Matt's El Rancho. It's really easy to get a big group in there and split up tables.

Shouts to Emily. Happy birthday. Major shouts to her. I did sizzle, for those who were wondering. I did upgrade from the normal steak to the tenderloin steak on thatloin steak that must not have been yours at the end of the night nah it's a birthday dinner like yeah you know i'm ordering up every time you how did you like what strings do you have to pull to get a group like that uh we just went early and said hey we got 12 people you're not allowed to see 12 people at the same table right so we went early and said, hey, we got 12 people. You're not allowed to see 12 people at the same table. So we went early and said, if you guys have any sixes next to each other, we would love to do it.

Even if it's in the same room, that works. They ended up, I don't know how they did this. But I guess it probably was a major strategy from the week before of them just telling all their employees to, I don't know, pull their heads out of their ass. Because they somehow seated us quickly and nicely in a safe distance. It was great. We didn't have to wait an hour and a half like the week before. That was tough. It's funny.

Dylan was looking for some sixes also. What does that mean, David? Yeah, but wasn't he looking for them to put something? No, never mind. Come on. Hey, have you guys seen the new Fletcher's Dorney Dog? What? Yeah, unfortunately, I think I have.

Dylan, I wouldn't have seen it mid-podcast had you not responded to it. The Photoshop's are just never-ending at this point. Yeah. Like, I'm not a glizzy. I was going to do the one of Big Tex on the Grom. Add me on the Grom. But I decided to wait until Texas OU weekend to do that one. Oh, thank you. That one will hit the Grom. Add me on the group. But I decided to wait until Texas OU weekend

to do that one. Oh, thank you. That one will hit the Grom. We all have that to look forward to. Yeah. Yeah, I've got one I'm holstering as well.

Oh, God. Brady's seen it. I feel bad for all the new Instagram followers over the last couple weeks that got us to 10K because they're just seeing Dylan Glizzy content

at all times. Dude. And then the debate tomorrow night. Wait until you so many people it has to be so confused like why is this dude a hot dog like he must just really like sausages i think the one i enjoy most is actually randy's uh glizzledown economics one oh glizzard dente glizzard on economics not bad yeah i mean i don't particularly enjoy any of them but that one was the best from what i've seen. Dude, what did Bullet get into this weekend? Anything sick?

We had a big sundae at the crib. We made breakfast, lunch, and dinner, but made a dish for each one. Went with the eggs benny in the morning. Wow. Went with the decadent. Did you do the hollandaise sauce? No, I just bought it. Okay, it's hard to make. What exactly is in hollandaise sauce? Hollandaise sauce? No, I just bought it. Okay, it's hard to make.

What exactly is in Hollandaise sauce? Hollandaise sauce? Hollandaise. I said it right. I think you said Hollandaise. No, I didn't. I said Hollandaise. I just said it fast. I know how to say Hollandaise. What is in it for real? I'm not sure, but I've seen people make it, and it's a... Okay, hypothetical.

Hot shot. You could put any holiday In Hollandaise sauce Which holiday you putting in it? Easter dude Why Easter? Really? What the fuck?

I was thinking Thanksgiving Eggs Benedict is a classic Easter dish I believe there's only A short window Of time That it's Good

Cause it's Like you make it You gotta eat it fast Because it goes bad Pretty quickly You know what I'm saying? Do you wanna know what's in it? I'd love to know.

It's an emulsion of egg yolk, melted butter, and lemon juice. Usually seasoned with salt. Doesn't sound that hard to make. White pepper or cayenne. It's not that hard to make. Okay. It's not. Hollandaise.

It could be something. What do you have for lunch, bitch? We did. Sorry. I didn't. I take that back. Hey, that's okay. Slow-cooked buffalo chicken meatballs and cauliflower, like, poppers.

Like, bacon, cauliflower, kind of jalapeno situation. And then for dinner, we went carbonara. What are your thoughts on that, Dave? No, it sounds good. It's just so... It's so like we watch TikTok videos and we're Dave? No, it sounds good. It's just so... It's so like we watch TikTok videos and we're like, oh, that sounds good.

And what's the torture story? Yeah. Cauliflower's hot. Like, cauliflower's having a run right now. Yeah, we get it. You follow Tasty on Instagram. Yeah, that's the one I was trying to think of. We should do that today.

And then we did it. And that's exactly what happened. Yeah. I mean, I can't talk. The amount of times I've been influenced to make something stupid from an Instagram video is more than not. I think we're doing pumpkin bread this week. Dude, don't waste your time. Just go to Central Market and buy the one they have there.

It's good as hell. I've already saw the batter mix or whatever. I'm like, I guess I'm doing pumpkin bread. Other than that, we went to Ski Shores on Friday. Shots to Ski Shores on Lake Austin. Did you hit the slopes in the bathroom there? No. People were hitting the slopes on the boats outside, though.

That was interesting. Doing cocaine on boats? Yeah, like in the parked boats. People get really aggressive, like wakeboarding and wake surfing, really, really close to the dock to try to show off. That's silly. Yeah, I just, I'm like, every time somebody goes by like 12 feet away, I kind of cringe. Yeah, I don't.

That's dangerous. It is dangerous. Now the wake is annoying. Is it not a no-wake zone? You'd think it would be, but then the wake's annoying for everybody. Look at Dylan. Dylan's the lake man. It should be.

It should be? He's the lake man. Well, people were It should be? He's the lake man. People were not abiding by that rule. Jerks. Yeah. But everybody claps and is like, oh, yeah, boat wave. They encourage it. What is the governing body of the lake?

APD? LCRA. LCRA, what's that? Lower Colorado River Authority. You do not want to see those guys roll up. No. They're in a bad mood. I do like the dudes that just fly by like 50 feet out in a cigar boat just humming.

It's one guy in the boat by himself just going straight down the lake. That lake's too small for a cigar boat. Do you tell that to Mr. Jones who's just moving? Mr. Jones. He's just moving. Mr. Jones. He's down in the New Amsterdam. Other than that. Did he strike up any conversations with you? Probably.

No, he had no interest in talking to the lads at Ski Shores. I feel like the LCRA, I feel like boating and pulling someone over on a boat and going boat to boat and throwing whatever you do to throw the rope and pull yourself in, I don't know. I feel like that process is so difficult that you're getting a ticket. They're not pulling you over to give you a warning. They're going to give you a ticket. They just took 10 minutes to get you to stop, have you drop the anchor.

I don't really know what the whole process involves. I'm not a boat guy. I just feel like it's like, yeah, I didn't pull you over to give you to stop, have you drop the anchor. I don't really know what the whole process involves. I'm not a boat guy. I just feel like it's like, yeah, I didn't pull you over to give you a warning. You're getting a written up right now. And they can do, like, safety checks, make sure you have all the safety equipment on board so that for that reason they don't need, like, reasonable cause to stop you. They can stop whoever they want. Yeah, they do that to us.

Like, show me your life jackets, show me your fire extinguisher. You got to have a whistle. Here it is right here. Oh, damn. Bad boy. They did that to us like last Memorial Day or something. I was like, dude, come on. We're responsible as fuck looking.

Don't do this to us right now. We don't want to go pull out all these life vests just to show you that we got them. You look kind of scummy, though, like Lake Scummy. Dude, come on. I'm just saying. I was wearing a pretty frat visor at the time, so maybe they were just like, oh, this dude's a bad boy. There was a group of clearly like Westlake High School kids. It was like six guys, six girls on a boat,

and one of the kids that was driving had the backwards captain's hat on. And you just know there was some... He was going well for that kid. Very cool. Anything better than when you went on a boat with all the girls? That guy's never been punched in the face before. No, he definitely has. And he needs it.

Dylan, you put off cliff-hopping vibes. Oh, you bet your ass. You can't gain her, though. You're right. I don't gain her. That's a risky maneuver. It is. You can't gain either, bitch.

Don't look at me like that. I'm absolutely scared of backflips. Off a cliff, that is. I can't do backflips, either. I don't like in either, bitch. Don't look at me like that. I'm absolutely scared of backflips. Off a cliff, that is. I can't do backflips either. I don't like to go upside down. I don't mind doing front flips or misty flips or stuff like that on trampolines. You can't misty flip. On a trampoline, you can misty flip.

I'll do a pop shove it off a cliff, though. Like, it's nothing. But, like, doing it, doing a backflip always just freaked me out. I had the tendency to jump backwards, which would launch me off the trampoline, and it only took about three times doing that before I was like, yeah, I'm just not a backflip guy. You got a flat spin 360 off a cliff.

It kind of looks tight, easy to do, not much risk. I mean, there's always risk jumping off a cliff. Back flip, or back spin 360? No, no, no. Flat spin. You just jump forward and just twist around? That's so lame, dude. No, it's not lame.

You try it. All right. You do a shifty or something? We'll just tail grabs off the... I'm just doing mute grabs. Just holding it the whole way down. It's tight. Holding your grab into the water is actually a vibe.

It's a pro move. Yeah. That's bad boy shit. Man, now I want to cliff jump. Go do it, bitch. Do you have them here? We have cliffs. We have cliffs here we have cliffs we have cliffs here yeah there are

there are cliffs you can jump off there are a few Lake Austin is not a good cliff cliff jumping lake but there are it's a gotta go to Whitney bro freaking Whitney man

I mean Lake Travis has a bunch of them but I don't I don't go to Lake Travis people know that about me why would you dude no reason you ever been to Salt Bay Steakhouse no i would very much like to go hey where's hillsdale michigan they're calling

me right now it's a college answer oh it's a college very conservative college actually it's a very conservative college dylan why are you dude you're you're being pulled right now you should pick it up i'm being pulled yeah for Yeah, for the president. Really? You're taking it well. I'd rather not take this right now. I got kind of mean to someone on the phone the other day. I picked up a call. It was an actual person. She said hello to me. And she goes, hi, can I speak with Will DeFries, please?

OK. And I was like, well, who's calling? And I said it very sternly. And she had a big gulp after that not not the one from 7-eleven but you could just tell she was like oh no this guy's about to lose it on me big gopher yeah and then uh yeah she was like well I'm calling because I'm making sure that you're registered I was like I'm registered to vote take me off your list and she was I felt really bad after I was

like man I was just a jerk yeah but dude how many of those once you've answered man how many can we take? Vote for Donnelly. Look, let's get through November 3rd and we're good. No, we're not. These rubble calls are never going to stop coming. Well, the political ones will slow down. Whatever. Let's talk about the important shit.

Mine say political call when they come through now. It does? Yeah. Mine does not. It's really, it's a cool feature. I wonder how accurate it is. I'll get spam call and political call. I wish I got political call. Whatever.

Voting's not important. What is important is the girl twerking in Salt Bae's restaurant. Correct. That's the real headline. 24 hours for Salt Bae. Yeah, Salt Bae's having a rough morning. He woke up this morning to just his restaurant getting widely criticized for... I guess it didn't get criticized.

It was more about the dude that busted in. So there's a video that's online today And it's of Salt Bae and he's recording a woman In his restaurant twerking If you can't twerk in Salt Bae's restaurant Then I don't know what you're supposed to do That place has a party vibe to it So I don't really know why you wouldn't twerk in there

But unfortunately this young lady either has a husband A fiance or a boyfriend Who decided that he did not want Salt Bae Recording her twerking The look on her face when he approaches the window husband, a fiance, or a boyfriend who decided that he did not want Salt Bae recording her twerking. The look on her face when he approaches the window, she's legitimately scared of this dude. Like, I mean, this might not be a good situation.

Like, I don't understand how this even happened. And a lot of people are saying, so I think it's widely known that it costs about like $1,000 a head to eat at Salt Bape's restaurant because everyone's saying like you spend two thousand dollars on a meal or a thousand dollars for someone am i dumb for not knowing he had his own restaurant in boston is that where this is got a whole line of them now really does he actually is he always there like this or is just you'd happen to catch him well he's got his one in dubai that i think is the flagship location so i don't think he's always in boston so somebody posted a receipt,

but this is from like last year. And I think this is from their Dubai. Yeah, this is from their Dubai location. So a steak, one Ottoman steak is 1200, whatever the currency in Dubai is. Yeah, this is not USD, right? Which is probably five or 600 bucks. But that's still very expensive. Because the sparkling water is 45,

whatever it is on here. How do you know it's not like a bottle of that good shit, though? Yeah. I don't. Do they have a sparkling water list at the restaurant? I mean, French fries, it says $40. You can't upcharge French fries to $40. That's just egregious.

Oh, you can't. I feel like you could, dude. You ever been to New York City? New York City? Wow. Pippin and Jordan again. Well, not only did this happen in his restaurant and it's now going viral for the wrong reasons,

but it's been announced that days after opening this Boston location, it's now closed for allegedly violating COVID protocols. Can you pay extra to have him stop by your table and drop the salt on your steak? He better not even be in the kitchen making anything. He better just be going table to table just dropping salt over his elbow. He drops it, like, down his forearm when he drops it, too. Like, I don't want your forearm salted on my steak. Yeah, you're getting some skin cells with that.

You famously told Chris Harrison that no one's done more with less than him. I would venture to say that Salt Bae might have done more with less than just, like, anybody because all he's known for is just salting. You're right. He's the viral salting guy. Let me clarify because that sounds like I insulted Chris Harrison to his face, which I kind of did. I said no one's done more with less airtime

than him. He was not happy about you saying that. Yeah. He wasn't. I feel like you can't have the guy begging you in the parking lot to not go pick up their kid from daycare only to come in and just get dunked on by Dave. Okay, he... We saved it, apparently, because he legitimately did not want to stop recording a podcast with us.

He was like, oh, you sure you guys don't want to talk about Cowboys? You guys, what do you think about the Cowboys? He just started talking about anything that was within reach of reach of us which is fine he's a great guest but we didn't know he hosted that other show at the time now now we had no idea good dude we'd love to have him back on we're supposed to get q with him offer still stands from him on the table forever please he opened that place he's got that place in dallas uh like a tap house or really yeah i'm sure he's doing some tapping at that house oh shit didn't he marry or is he one of the producers no one knows dude i don't know no one truly knows man this lady's boyfriend

is not happy well yeah so he's getting really criticized for his reaction being overly angry and i'm not going to say that it's not overly angry. He runs up on her when he should be running up on Salt Bae, who's just got this video on his phone. Getting mad at Salt Bae in this situation? I mean. He's just, the girl's twerking. What are you going to do?

I'm standing between them like, please don't do this. Stop. Salt Bae. That dude looked pretty big, too. That dude definitely whipped Salt Bae's ass. was that guy that's outside smoking a heater or something and then just like looks back and his girl's throwing ass at this the state guy the twitter joke is he just went to get the car a lot of people he's like where's she at what's going on like what's and he looks in there and that's going down he's like waiting for the honda accord to

show up with four and a half stars and then he just looks inside and his girl's just twerking a lot of people on twitter saying that they they would have also thrown it for Salt Bae, thrown it back. Yeah, I'm absolutely throwing it back for Salt Bae. I'm throwing it for Salt Bae. Salt Bae has to see my cheeks move. I'm making a move. Can we talk about how all-time?

He gets that rump roast. How all-time that nickname is, by the way? Salt Bae. It's good. It's incredible. Is he a handsome guy? Is he good-looking? Yeah, he's good-looking.

He's weirdly really good at soccer. I get 5'4 vibes from him. He posts videos on his Instagram. I don't follow him anymore on Instagram. I stopped that after he stopped being entertaining. And he would always post trick shot videos. And it was like, you're actually pretty fucking good at soccer. He's good at footy.

Footy. God. That's all I have on soccer. Oh, his restaurant his restaurant shut down. Yeah, the Boston one. COVID violations. The Boston one. It was only open for a couple days.

That's probably why he was there. Well, dude, TMZ is speculating that this video, which shows no one's wearing a mask. Yeah, she's not wearing a mask. He's not wearing a mask. Servers aren't wearing masks. There's one guy wearing a mask in the video. There is? Maybe it's the guy who tried to lock the door real quick. That dude's one guy wearing a mask in the video oh

there is maybe it's the guy who tried to like lock the door real quick and it that dude's lucky he did not take an L right there it would have been a better video had the rest it like it was really late at the restaurant it'd already been shut down and like the guy just busted through a glass glass door trying to stop his girlfriend from throwing ass Salt Bae is absolutely shredded by the way yeah is he yeah yeah that you don't find scoopck t-shirts like that, the one that he wears all the time. I mean, that's down there. You have to get it from Duda. Yeah, it's the only place.

Duda and Salt Bae are definitely the Scoop Neck boys. But, yeah, that's a tough thing to get your place shut down for COVID. Right after opening? Sheesh. Not a good situation. You know what's not tough, though? Tell us. Having fun playing FanDuel.

Oh, yeah. Circling back is proud to be presented by FanDuel Fantasy. Week two of the NFL has come and gone. Well, kind of. We got tonight. Tonight's an important one. Actually, tonight's probably the most exciting game of the slate. If you have a big boy stack, you're ready to drop down.

Tonight's probably the time. Oh, yeah. You got your fantasy lineups going. You're on FanDuel. And if you've never played FanDuel fantasy before, great. That's music to our ears. Let us tell you why you should. FanDuel's offering users the chance to play free this NFL season with no deposit required. And this year, FanDuel's offering daily snake drafts.

Snake drafts are the simplest way to try daily fantasy. You draft live like a season-long fantasy team, but with winners every game day. This is perfect for someone like me who doesn't have a league, didn't get invited to either of y'all's leagues. Thanks for that. We're all booked, man. Sorry. Next year.

No, it's cool. I'm just going to play with my online friends because it's more fun anyway. I like winning money off people that I don't know more than anything. Okay. Can you fan duel soccer? You can fan duel anything, Dave. You should Can you fan duel soccer? You can fan duel anything, Dave. You should do a fan duel soccer thing. I know.

I've been dabbling. I've been checking out the numbies here and seeing what I want to do. I'm still up on hockey. Of course you are. Jeez, all right, dude. That's my breakaway contest. Here's how it works. You find a daily snake draft.

You draft your team live. The draft starts as soon as the contest fills, and you and your opponents will draft six players in a six-round draft with 30 seconds per pick. It's unlike other FanDuel contests. There are no salary caps here. No cap. No cap, dog.

That's so stupid. What? You just really enjoyed that. Yeah. Plus, for those folks who do want a deposit, FanDuel's offering up to a $500 bonus instantly when you make your first deposit with their 20% deposit match. Go to FanDuel.com slash Steam or download the FanDuel Fantasy app to play now.

That's FanDuel.com slash Steam. FanDuel, more ways to win. Hey, can we do some music talk real quick? Oh, yeah. Did someone drop some music talk real quick? Oh, yeah. What are we? Did someone drop some heat over the weekend? Let me guess. Who was it?

Was it like Surprise Eminem album? Maybe it was last week. Was it posty? Was it post? It could have been post. Who dropped like the song of the late summer? Dom Toretto. Bingo.

No one is expecting the dude from the Fast and Furious franchise To put out this absolute song of the fall Vin or as Brett calls him Vince Diesel Shout out to Vince Diesel Yeah how did you fuck that up so bad earlier How is that two letters off It's not fucking up that bad Yeah it's

I'm not even adding a syllable Do you know what his actual name is Is it like Vincent Shocker he wasn't born Vincent Diesel. Is it like Garrett or something? What's his name? Mark Sinclair.

Yeah. That's a tight name, man. Sinclair's a strong last name. I know. Sinclair for a first name. But is Diesel better? But Diesel doesn't get much better than Diesel. What's the song even called?

I didn't hear it until we stepped into the studio today. His initials are VD. I feel like I do. Well, it's a song of the? I didn't hear it until we stepped into the studio today. His initials are VD. Feel Like I Do. Well, it's a song of the late summer, early fall. That's what it's called? Feel like I do. I feel like I do. No, feel like I do.

Feel like I do. Yeah, he's like asking you to feel like he does. Oh, okay. It's empathy. I don't know if I can. It's hard because he's a multimillionaire many times over. Let's do it. Okay. Let's do it okay let's do it i'll do i'll do it dylan how much do you think vin diesel's worth um oh gosh that it's

been a successful uh movie franchise he's been a part of um yes i'm gonna say i'm gonna say 245 I'm going to say $245 million. Dave? I'm going to say $115 million. $163 million. $160 million. Yes! Good job. Damn, Brett. We went over, and I was technically Price is the Right Rule as the winner,

but that's fine. That's good. You're right. What? I subscribe to that rule. Thank you. That's pretty good. Has he got a little equity in that Fast and Furious?

I didn't know he was the voice of Groot on Guardians of the Galaxy. Weirdly did know that. Is that what led him into this EDM career? Perhaps. Dylan, do you like Groot? I am Groot. Yeah, he's funny. Oh, you're familiar.

Okay. Dude, you killed that. I am Groot. That's all he says. Yes, I'm like, hey, what time is it i'm group what's his story groot yeah great question i don't know i need to get back to you guys remember when i ask him i could go home and watch the last one because remember i now own it i feel like randy would know this he says kind of i just want to know how did this collaboration begin?

Did he DM probably the number one DJ in the world right now, Kygo? I feel like Vin Diesel does not have to DM Kygo. It's quarantine. They have people that do that for him. I feel like he probably has his number. Proper channels. It's not an Instagram DM. Vin's been in the entertainment world for a while.

Even before he was in movies, he was doing breakdance videos. He was like a world, I don't know, world class, but he was a sufficient breakdancer back in the 80s. Are you like a sneaky Vin Diesel guy? Yeah, what's up with this? You know a lot about Vin Diesel. Vince? Vince Diesel. Vincent Diesel. Vin Diesel Ruff.

Not that. Are you with Vince and Stan? I like Vin. Vin Diesel Ruff. Not bad. Are you with Vincent Stan? I like Vin. Vinny. Vin Ruff sounds like he's the enforcer on your beer league team. Yeah. Vin Ruff is tight. He's just out there going high on guys across the ice.

He's there to drink beers and fuck people up. He's all out of beer. He's got to wait for the beers until after. I've got beer league hockey takes. Yeah, that we want to be in a league? Yeah, but I don't want to be in a beer league. I don't want to drink beer and then go like. I hate beer.

No, I like beer. I just don't want to drink before I go play. You drink during while you play. I know, but hockey is a very exhausting sport. Oh, whatever. You get to glide. That's why you just have one. Just cherry pick, dude is a very exhausting sport. Oh, whatever. You get to glide. That's why you just have one. Just cherry pick, dude.

Then you just pound them after. That's fair. Everybody else is cherry picking. It just becomes a game of guys sitting at the blue line. Oh, catch me cherry picking at all times. Yeah. Not Dylan, though. Was it you who doesn't like cherries or doesn't know?

No, I stand cherries, dude. Cherries are trash. Somebody was saying your cherry take was trash, and then I looked up the guy. I looked at his profile, and I think like lives on a cherry farm or something you pissed off Cherry Twitter pissed off big cherry I'm sorry it's just a bad take did you like cherry Cola I think cherry Cola is fantastic I do when when uh what's your favorite what's your favorite uh Jolly Rancher flavor um if you say green apple, I'm going to punch you in the face right now. No, no, it's either grape or watermelon.

Watermelon for me. I bet it's definitely low-key cherry, but Dylan didn't want to say that to expose himself right now. Cherry is too biting. It really hits you. Dude, I can remember the day, man. We walked in. It's like 2001, maybe 2000.

2001 was a bad year. Walked into Subway. Like, hey, we got new drinks on the fountain. Cherry Cola got added. And it was just like, oh, it's fucking on. We were just sipping Cherry Cola in the back. So good. Fuck.

Yeah, just getting sugared out. Did you pour any Corona in there? You can have any beer you want as long as it's Corona. Is that what a... Red Nose. A Shirley Temple is just cherry, right? And grenadine? Well, it's just grenadine and Sprite.

Or 7-Up. I'm not sure which one for the purists out there. I don't know either. Did you call it a Roy Rogers when you were a little kid? No. You call it a Shirley Temple? Yes. Me too. Parks likes them know either. Did you call it a Roy Rogers when you were a little kid? No. You call it Shirley Temple? Yes. Me too.

Parks likes them. Does he call it Shirley Temple or Roy Rogers? Shirley Temple. Interesting. Oh, I used to fuck them up. I used to ask for extra grenadine when I was feeling cocky.

Okay. What is grenadine exactly? It's just a very, very syrupy, cherry flavored, yeah. I think it's just Cherry Simple, right? Yeah, probably.

What is the booze equivalent? What is like the Shirley Temple with like booze? Is there one? Spiked Shirley Temple? I don't know. I mean, yeah. Not sure. It's kind of surprising that's not a thing that people do just based on how much you like your little kid.

Right, that's what I'm thinking. I mean, it's probably been done. The old, the dirty Shirley. Sounds like a dance. From the 40s? 50s? I mean, yeah. Sure.

Oh, man. We've all listened to the song. It just, I mean, objectively, it kind of pops. It's better than any of us could have anticipated it being. Is it a bae, a mood, or goals? I think, objectively. It kind of pops. It's better than any of us could have anticipated it being. Is it a bae, a mood, or goals? I think more mood. I mean, his voice couldn't be more auto-tuned? Like, it couldn't?

I don't know. I think that's all natural. I don't think so. So did he record this, then send it to Kygo? Kygo or Kyga? That's Tyga, I'm thinking. No one knows, man. Kygo.

Kygo Skrillex. And then he's just like, yeah, man, let me do a couple tweaks. And then it's just a completely different song. He's like, yeah, this is the one you need to release. Brett Wilson, the Kygo, is like the guy in EDM now. Right now, he's, I mean, he's got the torque. More so than Martin Skrillex? If I'm trying to collab, if I've got an EDM song just waiting to get out of me,

I'm calling Kygo first. He's not picking up that call, but he's the first one I'm going to. I'm calling DJ collab. If I've got an EDM song just waiting to get out of me, I'm calling Kygo first. He's not picking up that call, but he's the first one I'm going to. I'm calling DJ Pauly D. Yeah? Honestly, that is not a bad idea. If I got some rap lyrics I need a dope beat to drop on, I'm going to call DJ Khaled. He's got all the hits, man. Another one.

Why don't you just call Dave's buddy Norris? Yeah, call Norris. I just feel like DJ Khaled is more established at this point like you know in the industry I'm sorry I'm sorry to Norris I didn't mean that you're probably better than DJ I don't think he would argue with you it's like the numbers are there to back up that claim that's what I was kind of thinking too you gotta think there's a reason that Kaido didn't put his name on the song, though. Yeah, that's the weird thing to me.

He's like, here, just take it, Vin. I don't want to take it. Hey, man, no, Vin, this is all you, man. You did this all yourself, man. Dave, I'm trying to – I looked up DJ Khaled's net worth. I'm typing in Norris' net worth right now, and nothing's coming up. Chuck Norris is probably coming up. It's under Chuck.

What does DJ Khaled worth? Well, this surprises me. Chuck Norris is worth, per Google, more than DJ Khaled. No. By $5 million. Walker, Texas Ranger money, bro. Are they in the 9 Digi Club? No.

What? No? DJ Khaled's not 9 Digis? What's 9 Digis? $100 million. $100 million? Correct. How? I was going to say's not nine digis? What's nine digis? 100 million. 100 mil? Correct. How?

I was going to say 50. I don't believe this is right. Can I say, I'm going to say DJ Khaled, I'm going to say 42 million. Oh, I'd hope more than that. Is he like 60 or 70 at least? Chuck Norris? 65. And it says Chuck Norris is 70.

Yeah. Dude, Chuck Norris has been around for a while. Well, he had the memes. You think he made money every time someone sent a meme? Does he get that action figure, mailbox money? Where's his money coming from? Dude. Yes, Bowflex.

No, it's not the Bowflex. He's Total Jim. God damn, Randy. No, I know this because I had a Total Jim in high school. And the commercials, the infomercials were him and Christie Brinkley. He did Walker, Texas Ranger. Let me tell you, that was a good one to come on at about 1230. What did he do besides Walker, Texas Ranger?

Nothing. No, he did some of the old Bruce Lee. Wasn't he in the Dragon? He did a few of those low-budget shit fighter movies. Okay, those were not shits. Late the Great Bruce Lee. I mean, he wasn't collecting big-ass checks from those is what I'm saying. His real name is Carlos.

I didn't know that. Chuck Norris? Yeah. What? Yeah, you're right. Is his last name Norris? Carlos Norris? His name is Carlos Ray Norris? Yeah. What? Yeah, you're right. Is his last name Norris? Carlos Norris? His name is Carlos Ray Norris.

What? He also does not know how to roll joints. Ryan, Oklahoma. Oh, man. Who would have thought? Do not try to blaze with Chuck Norris because that thing is just going to cone. It's going to be skinny and long. They're not cone.

Canoe. Canoe. That's a cigar thing. I going to cone. It's going to be skinny and long. They do it all. Not cone. Canoe. Canoe. That's a cigar thing. I don't burn. I don't know what that term means. He did Delta Force 1 and 2. Oh, he did a lot, man. You need to put some respect on his name.

Dylan only smokes high-end cigars, dude. His don't canoe at all. Yeah, dude, come on. Hawaii Five-0 TV series recently. He was in the Goldbergs. I could go down. Oh, he was in Dodgeball? Yeah. Oh, yeah. in dodgeball? Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, that's right. You got to think he got paid significant for dodgeball. He got 50 grand for that. That's exactly what I was going to say. 50 grand, call it a day. If he says no, like, let's go find someone else. No one remembers him being in that movie.

No, 50K is not getting Chuck Carlos Norris out of bed. Yeah, how do you go from Carlos Norris to the next guy down? Are we dead naming him by saying Carlos? Who's the next guy down? I don't know, but they're going to take the 50 grand. Like Bear Grylls or some shit? I don't know. Dude, if you pay for my flight, I'll do it for free.

Exactly. Oh, really? You'll do a blockbuster hit movie for free? For the clout. Should we talk about these K-pop guys or what? We'll pay you in clout only. It is the music hour. Apparently K-pop bands can have IPOs now.

Yeah. The crew was buzzing this morning. When we woke up and saw that BTS had IPO'd finally, we were like, oh, our financial investment has finally panned out. Well, this is what Dave's been talking about for literally years. Yeah. Yeah, I'm actually leaving the company to pursue other interests.

We thought you were talking about Bluetooth speakers. No, I was talking about the K-pop thing. You're having a good day then. You could say that. You came in with some money today. My net worth is let's just say it's higher than it was yesterday. That's all I'll say.

Okay. Could you guys name one BTS song for me? Absolutely not. I could name one K-pop song for you. Just feel like I do not BTS. Chocolate? I don't know that particular track. Highway to Heaven? We literally just listened to Highway to Heaven

before the pod got fired up. I know, and it went hard, but I didn't know the name of it. It was a bop. A bop. So how much are these guys worth now? Well, their record label is worth $4.1 billion post-IPO, and BTS makes up for 97% of their revenue,

And BTS makes up for 97% of their revenue, which values, apparently, they brought in $500 million in revenue last year. I'm reading these numbers are making me sick that a K-pop band is $1 billion. Let's pivot to K-pop. Well, we have the talent. Of course. Yeah, they all lip sync anyway, right? We have microphones already, recording equipment. Like, let's just lay down a beat. You know what?

We got something that none of those K-pop bands have. Swag? El Glizadente. Okay. We do. We have a human hot dog. We do. We don't have a human hot dog.

We kind of do. We don't. We absolutely don't. I think we're going to here in about 24 hours. How about this? The company that runs BTS CEO Bang Si-hyuk. His name is Bang? Bang.

B-A-N-G. That's tight. Okay. Wait on top. Bang. I don't know. Okay. Click on the drum, man.

Sorry, Brett. Bang owns 43% of Big Hit Entertainment, which is the label. He is now a billionaire. Dylan loves Big Hits. Why are you crying laughing right now? Because of the Bang thing, dude. I'm just picturing Mike Breen just reading this story. And he's, Bang!

The IPO has now made Bang a billionaire. story. And he's, bang! The IPO has now made, bang, a billionaire. And each of the

BTS members were given 68,000 shares. Those holdings are now worth 7.9 million each. So the CEO is a billionaire.

So it doesn't quite have Carlos Nor's money, but they're doing alright. And each star of the band is now worth

8 million. Carlos, what? What? Where would that come from Carlos Norris dude he's a rich man today good for bang remember when uh remember in sync like, they did the No Strings Attached thing, and it was like them, because that guy that owned the label wasn't paying them shit. They weren't getting any money. And they ended up leaving the label, and then they all became big stars.

That's what actually happened? Yeah, there was a big falling out. That guy, he was like a boy band. He was way too into boy bands. He developed multiple ones. Yeah. And I think he had some elevations. I don't know.

Smell of smations. Oh, yeah. Are you saying? I don't know why. I don't know why. I went into that. Doesn't make any sense for what we're doing. He was racketeering, Shane.

Yeah. Didn't pay his taxes. Yeah. Just like Capone. Now he's in the clink smuggling booze across state lines he has a tommy gun tommy guns are tight that chapel was just singing, man. Oh, it didn't sing, dude.

It was belting. It's like VH1 Divas when people are getting lit up. Wish pop-up videos would come back. Pop-up video. That'd be big for Dave. The VJ Dave, not you. Why? Because he was a pop-up video guy for a little bit.

Was he? I don't know. He had some show on MTV. Oh. This is just a conversation for Dave and I. He's the second place to Jesse Camp on the VH1 search. Or on the MTV search. He shows up on the, you know those infomercials where it's like,

the entire Rolling Stones catalog, yours now, with new unreleased tracks. And it's like an hour long and they're just like, they come back from some artist footage and it's like, man, what a great song that was. He's still involved a little bit, but he's definitely not VJ status. The best part about Dave Holmes was that he went through the entire process and was clearly the best choice for that job. He probably went somewhere and got a really good He's from St. Louis. He probably went to Mizzou and got

a really good journalism degree and stuff like that. He went to MTV for his big break. It's a great program they have there. You just had Jesse Camp, man. Hey, what's up, man? What's up? Dave's a good guy. Dave's good.

He knows music, man, but I'm Jesse Kim. I don't know. I want MTV. Make a VJ. Keep rocking. No one knows what we're even talking about. No, I do. I can't picture the dude.

It sounds, I know the guy. Don't be such a knock. You know Dave Holmes? He's not the one who did that voice, though. No. No. He was the most generic. I know who that guy is. He's the most generic white guy of. You know Dave Holmes? He's not the one who did that voice, though. No. No. He was the most generic. I know who that guy is.

He's the most generic white guy of all time. Dave Holmes. First of all, his name's Dave Holmes. And he just looks like a normal average. Yeah, how did he land that gig? Or is he like, did he start it or something? Will said it. He went to Mizzou.

I don't know if he went to Mizzou. Oh, yeah, that guy. Jesse can't, dude. Why does he come up once every six months on the pod? It's really dumb that he does because there's probably 5% of our listeners who remember that entire era of MTV. If that. Just YouTube Jesse Camp MTV wannabe of EJ.

Every time I refresh my Twitter feed, my Twitter mentions, there's a new Photoshop of me as a hot dog. Every time. Randy. Welcome to 2020. We can't leave. There's another story we've got to talk about. Randy's about to put it up.

Oh, okay. Something breaking news. Oh, boy. Oh, here. Let's talk about our friends over at HIMS, and then we'll get some of Brett's breaking news, and we'll cover this story at the same time. I mean, everyone knows about HIMSS at this point. You've heard us talking about HIMSS and how they're helping guys look their best.

If you haven't yet, it's time to see what they're all about. Here's the problem that a lot of guys face. Looking at you, Dylan. You know 66% of men start to lose their hair by age 35? I've heard, yeah. What was it like for you at 35? Starting to thin out. Can you remember? Starting to thin out. Oh, okay. Yeah. Once you've noticed thinning hair, it can be too late. That hairline

is slowly starting to move backwards. If you have any bald spots, the best way to prevent more hair loss is to do something about it while you still can. Why do you guys turn to weird solutions or do absolutely nothing when they can turn to medicine and science? There's one solution and one solution only. 4hims.com, a one-stop shop for hair loss, skin care, and sexual wellness for men. It's time to write a new chapter, one in which you got a full head of beautiful hair. Brett. Yep. You're a preventative boy.

Preventative him since 2014, 15-ish. What? I was going to say, I think you have objectively the thickest, longest, nicest hair in the studio right now. You're smart, man. Thank you. Randy's got some cloud over there as well, but he doesn't have a mic in front of him, so I'm just going to talk to you. Randy's got sneaky, sneaky good hair. Everybody has good hair at his age.

Very good hair. I'm on the preventative train. I'm on the biotin gummies, which are great. And I'm also on the prescription thing. It was super easy to get. Well, yeah, because these are prescription solutions backed by science. They were created by a guy who knows some men's health conversations. You're easier had online than in person. So no more awkward in-person doctor's visits or long pharmacy lines.

4HIMS connects you with a licensed medical professional online which could save you hours. Completely confidential and discreet. All you have to do is answer a few questions and a medical professional will review. And if they determine it's right for you, they'll prescribe you a medication to treat hair loss that's shipped directly to your door. Today, HIMS is giving you their best offer yet. If you're not happy with your results after 90 days, Hims will give you a full refund.

F-U-L-L. Full refund. Standing behind their product. If you feel like you're slipping, just get in there. Yeah. I promise you. The anxiety with hair loss is almost as bad as the hair loss itself. This treats both.

Right now, our listeners can get the first visit absolutely free. Go to 4hims.com slash steam. That's 4hims.com slash steam. That's 4hims.com slash steam. There is a disclaimer. A full refund of price paid available for the first 90-day supply. Refund requests must be made between 90 and 180 days after the product shipment delivered. Prescription products require an online consultation with a medical professional who will determine if a prescription is appropriate.

Restrictions do apply. See website for full details and important safety information. But remember, that's 4hims.com slash steam. All right, what's his breaking news? They discovered a new species of dinosaur. Ooh. Or a new kind of dinosaur. I think Dylan will be interested because Parker is obviously going to be interested.

Randy? Are you kidding me? Oh. Oh, wow. That's very cool. Oh, okay. Wow. That's very cool. Oh, okay. Wow. That's okay.

Is that the Glissosaurus? It's the Glissosaurus. Okay. Water. Okay. What's my deal? What's my deal? It's not even a particularly good photoshop no it's for me it's up there i mean we're crossing like bits geologic timelines yeah crossing

is that like touching swords crossing bits can't cross the streams crossing that's our next podcast crossing bits yeah once we get let go from here so it's a it's a dinosaur that has a hot dog head with my face photoshopped onto it yeah i'm looking at here imagine if you just saw that thing like you're a t-rex and you see that what's going on were you trying to holler at laura dern in this yeah so girl clever girl what does the glycosaurus rex eat i was wondering that is he omnivore blondes blondes what i thought that's what you said buns oh sheesh he doesn't just eat buns it's weird that the entire the entirety of this dinosaur is hairless except for the beard

it's kind of strange yeah it's also strange in my face is photoshopped onto a hot dog onto a dinosaur that part's weird too this is inception i don't know who made the original dylan glizzy i don't know because like what was i don't even know what the original was anymore. It's been... It was the one... It's like four days ago. It was the one, the Glizzledown Economics photo. It was Preston.

Oh, Preston Scott. Oh, it's Preston. Preston, this is all on you, man. He made the one. This will be the last one that I have Randy put up onto the monitors mid-podcast. When you gave us clearance to use that photo. I made a mistake. You didn't think the long game there.

You were just only short. It's the funniest Photoshop. It's the best, most widely used. I've laughed at every single one. It doesn't matter. Well, look, I'm glad you guys are having a good time. Dude, this is only going to hit your followers. Will it?

Will it? But this is good for you, because when people meet you in real life, you're going to look way better. Oh, you're not a hot dog. Your body's not actually a hot dog. It's not a glizzy. You're actually a human. Yeah, it's like after a meet-up, people are like, man, I hated Will before the meet-up. Now it's like after a meetup people are like man i hated will before

the meetup like now he's like i actually don't i don't hate him anymore for you it's going to be like dude i always thought dylan was a hot dog until right now yeah i fully expected i'm eating dylan actual human body i hate it do you think people are going to come up to you at meetups just serving you hot dogs be like oh i thought you liked this they did that they made me eat a burger a dude bought me a burger i needed it i think someone generously offered you a burger i don't think they made you eat i ate it very quickly there's a photo of me stuffing my face with said burger uh please please don't hand me a hot dog irl i'm not gonna know what to do in that situation i I'm going to turn it down. I mean, that's kind of weird to eat your own species.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like when they feed chickens. Chicken? Chicken. Eggs? Fried chicken?

What was it in the social network? A kid got accused of whatever. Oh, yeah. You fed a chicken to a chicken? Check out the live stream, the stream room, whatever. I've lost all steam, and I'm crying now because I'm laughing at this glycosaurus. Oh, I heard steam. Sorry.

Oh, you have to steam? Shoot her! Shoot her! Brett, do you have any actual or additional breaking news? In addition to the hot dog dinosaur that they just discovered? No, Frank Thomas re-upped with Nugenics. Oh, that's big. Expect more commercials coming this fall.

How naive am I that I thought when Dave said a new species of dinosaur was discovered, I was actually into the story? You actually thought that a new dinosaur was discovered? I thought maybe. Shit like that happens. So naive. I'm an idiot. What?

Anything else, Brett? Well, I looked up. There's not a lot unless you want to go down some rabbit holes of news which I don't think we'll touch on this podcast. I mean, a Frank Thomas re-upping with eugenics is eugenics. It's not great. It's a relatively two weeks old story, but

I figured I'd just bring it back. I looked up dinosaurs to see if there's any news. Not a whole lot. Okay. Dinosaurs expected to roam again in Orange County. I think they're making a park.

But that's about it. Oh, the Spinosaurus officially a... Like a Jurassic Park? Expected to roam again. Yeah. Yeah. Something with amber and genetic genetic energy this is not a real story this is jurassic park i was listening to all mixed up the other day and it's ghost

what about the spinosaurs uh it was a river monster not a land dweller like originally expected okay or originally thought excuse me spinosaurus is a bad dude yeah still don't believe that like they know how to figure this shit out well they found his teeth in a riverbed will so you know he was eating out of a river there's a place in cedar park i may have mentioned this already you can actually go see that river even there wolves move rivers all the time i'll just shut up i'm sorry go ahead tell us about the damn dinosaur you can go see actual dinosaur tracks they're probably in cedar park you can't I don't believe this it's a hike to get to so I haven't been it's true look it up bitch what did you say that wolves change rivers yeah yeah

look at Oh the trophy cascade is what you're John Dutton changes he reroutes well John Dutton don't reroute river, no problem. That whole thing. Put some Tannerite up in that bitch. I don't think he uses Tannerite. You've got to get Will some fucking Tannerite. He's got an itch, and he needs to scratch it. You think Clay would know how to get Tannerite? You just go to Academy.

Yeah, you go to Academy. It's way too available. Yeah. It's just sitting there on the shelf. Anybody can go up and grab it. New York State played by different rules back, you know. Well, you're in Texas now. Yeah, we're there.

Come on there. You're in Texas. You got a tannerite? You guys got any swaps? You got any tannerite? You guys got any tannerite? This tannerite's made in New York City. Can we put tannerite in a Yeti coffin and just really get Fred with it?

That's a good way to blow two grand in ten seconds. Hey, Micah, I have some breaking news. Micah's newsletter just hit my inbox. Can't wait. Yeah, one of the headlines is, Joe Rogan continues to be problematic. Oh, he got a house in Austin. Did we talk about that?

$14 million, most expensive house here. He. Did we talk about that? $14 million. Most expensive house here. He also has Recipe Corner, which includes soup season. So I guess Mike is all in on soup. Soup season. The fact that he didn't do a Bill Simmons reference on this is honestly kind of a bummer. But, oh, wow. All right, guys.

Should we get out of here? Yeah. It was a fun one. Great breaking news segment, Brett. You killed that. Dude, especially the Frank Thomas bit. Like, gosh well i was waiting for that yeah that's uh well you know i could have done wildfires i could have done tax returns i could have done uh armenian you know geopolitical things but yeah we'll leave those alone for another day you have had a tough stretch of news uh for brett's breaking news well it's just the uh the headlines are dominated by other things i'll

put it that way my current score went up by three points since a couple weeks ago, so that's good. That's big. I would have thought. What is it? They saw that he was buying hundreds of dollars. I mean, not to flex, but $7.76. Wow. That's cute.

That's cute. This damn dog wants to see us. All right, let's get out of here. Let's get out of here. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.