Circling Back - Viral Dave Drinking Beers at The Black Dog

Episode Date: April 24, 2024

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all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the WASH Media HQ in Austin, Texas. My name's Will DeFreeze. It's my left, Davey the Don. Ruff. Davey the Don's in the building. As Will just mentioned. I'm here. How are you a Don?

My dad's name is Don. Did you guys hear about Dante the Don? Is he the new Riz King? Dude, he Riz'd up Paige Braddock. Is she single? I don't know. Not for long. Dante's got his claws in her.

Figuratively speaking. Right, dude. Right. Yeah. Okay. Do you have control of these lights? i've had control of the uh the party lights in the studio last couple days i kind of like it do we need to take that remote from you no no you never take a remote out of another man's hands when it becomes party time here on the pod

you need to hit that button i agree when is the party starting this week that's for him to know i got a fat ass mega ripper in right now just ripping dude it's freaking hitting right now peaking I was doing like a little fish out there the sphere I want to be clear I didn't put that on this morning that was Brett

Brett put on the fish sphere show on the YouTubes it was not me I don't think I could handle it we've got Mr. Afraid of Fish over here. Oh, Dylan Chivory. They're too slimy. Oh, they might bite me and not hold on at all because they can't really bite that hard.

I don't want to pull the hook out. Oh, I don't want to put my fingers through their gills. It's going to feel slimy. I admitted to a very beta quality, hoping you guys would respect it. And I'm like, oh, Dylan's, you know. We don't. He's being vulnerable right now. And then you guys are just dunking on me.

I don't get it. I thought we were friends. I can't even teach a man to fish because you won't even touch him. Cars run on dunking, too. That's true. So Sunday, I woke up with a really bad crick in my neck like i was immobile all day really tough situation you sure it wasn't a grasshopper today's wednesday today's wednesday and it's still it's still jacked up damn dude sounds like you got jacked up i'm just like it's like what hey man getting, man, getting old. Not always fun.

I will say, after turning 37, I do truly think that 37 is the age where things start to go downhill quickly. Like, in the last four months, I've had more medical issues than I've had in the last four years. I'm sorry, man. It was 38, 39 for me. Still very handsome. You took care, you probably took better care of yourself in your uh 30 to 37 years than i have you think so but it's all kind of snowballing okay you had that you had that stint where you were just doing like a ton of uh street drugs well i never had a stint put in luckily that's good but yeah i did have have that period of time where I went brazy on street drugs,

such as marijuana. 2CB. Cocaine. Cocaine. Blunts. You dabbled in joints too, right? Joints, edibles, hoot sticks, Coke cans. Hooters.

Coke cans that I stabbed some holes in. We've. Hoot sticks. Coke cans. Hooters. Coke cans that I, you know, stabbed some holes in. We've seen it, yeah. Probably took some years off the lungs. You're fine, dude. You're fine. Just mainlining chemicals in aluminum. Hold on. We're not done yet. Were you smoking crypto?

Crypto. I did two weeks in rehab. If you start drinking or taking a shot of liquor every day you will live to be like 124 saw a dude on instagram the other day he was a uh i think he's just a british dude who used to ride horses or you know take care of horses train horses okay said he drinks three beers a night never goes to bed before midnight i have to say he looks like shit you might need to take off the three beers man yeah like you're not looking healthy right now and i don't think you're gonna make it that long sleep player yeah like like i get it i get that

that's your routine but you might need a little change sprinkled in i'm ready for for our gen i guess i i this is to sound really weird when we start getting uh to be elderly and like one of us i don't know if it's gonna be one of us but someone is going to live to a late age 110 maybe and they're gonna like you know ai generated thing like what's your secret you're like i have a celsius every day before 5 p.m secret celsius or maybe a monster i saw a uh it has cyanide in it apparently celsius someone sent me a reel on it because we were talking about it so much i'm like i was like okay i only do two a day cool i take total war pre-workout i'm not gonna slow down who sent this can we let's out them here's the thing

like i you can send me that like things are in these things but i still know those things are what they do so it doesn't really matter to me i just know it's in that acdc song tnt it's dynamite that's the one like they they were all talking about yellow five being in surge and stuff and i was like so what yellow five is already small it doesn't matter yellow five's in a lot of stuff it's probably in your pickles i freak with pickles does it make your wieners why is it in pickles to dye more green yeah it's not my grillos right i don't really understand why the food companies think that like we need our pickles looking one sort of way i don't mind a pickle i bet vlastix are used like yellow five but i don't get the feeling that like you know grillos and uh clausen and the more high-end pickles are doing that that's why i only buy

organic pickles i'm not gonna touch that one yeah that's good for you man you want to touch my organic pickle no all right no i. No, I don't. Do you buy organic relish? No. Why? Why would I? Because it's organic. Pesticides, things of that nature.

Cyanides. I love the taste of pesticides. I don't care. Okay. What's your favorite one? I live my life not worrying about that shit. And I've done fine so far. I'm healthy as a-

Oh, yeah. The guy who came in here, my neck hurts. I'm healthy as a... Oh, yeah, the guy who came in here, my neck hurts, man. I'm healthy as a horse. Yeah, yeah. That's not a health. My neck's been hurting for three days. Oh, no.

What am I going to do? My muscles are being broken down by pesticides. I'm 40 years old. That's what you sounded like. Dude, you're knocking on the fucking door of 40s. You better watch your shit. I'm going to live the longest because I've been conserving the most battery life.'ve got less than less than three months in his 30s

yup and guess what happens when i turn 40 i'm gonna beat the fuck out of you oh really yep what major change you want what major change are you gonna have in your life when you turn 40 you know i hopefully i just uh love deeper and uh sing like no one's listening and dance like no one's watching that's cute man and you're gonna try and beat my ass too i'm gonna beat the shit out of you why wait why don't you can't even watch you beat my ass at 39 because it's funnier when i'm 40 because there can only be one. Highlander? Only one of us can survive? This is a fight to the death? It's kind of like because it'll be like a thing.

Like, oh, they're both 40 but who's like the alpha 40? And obviously, I'm going to have to assert my dominance. I feel like you can scrap a little bit there. I know, but you can say that and that's nice but this isn't happening until I'm 40.

You understand? So when you're... Okay, what's going to change in you physically from now until July? That 40-something dick. It's just going to be producing tea. That 40-something dick? Is that what you said?

You mean this is a fist, I think. You're a connoisseur of dad dick. Well, I don't think. What? Let's talk about dad dick. Is that still up? I hope not. Who wrote that anyway?

Geez. I don't know, man. Some weirdo. Some psychopath. Oh, it's still up. Let's talk about it. Dad dick. Bird dad?

Who's that? It's about time we talk about it, isn't it? Let's talk about it. Let's talk about the widely known condition that takes place with your dick area when you become a father. I like to think of dad dick as a close relative to dad's strength. Think about dad's strength for a second. You don't have to read the whole thing. Have you ever defeated your father in a living room wrestling match in an arm wrestle?

Have you ever posted up down low under the driveway basketball goal? Have you ever carried more grocery sacks to the car from the kitchen than your old man? No, you haven't. You never will. Dad's strength is almost supernatural. Is this Hemingway? This is beautiful stuff. Who wrote that? This is beautiful stuff. Rainey, did you write that? It wasn't

me. Huh. Not me. This writer says, well, guess what? I just had my first child, a son. Guess there's a new dad dick in town all right who which writers of pgp had sons oh we can narrow it down that way anyway that's good i'm just reading some of the comment section here um was it well received um people think it was kind of weird yeah it's mixed duchess noted nine

years ago i've never had a more uncomfortable time reading while pooping that's not that bad that's good these guys probably didn't laugh at the the canelo meme where he's like the heavy bag swinging and he's like just dodging it not throwing punches and it just said when you take a shower with your dad yeah yeah it's good that's good it's a good meme that's good okay i like it okay okay the maintenance guy at our old place started calling fritz canelo and i was really loving it i like that i know didn't really stick like i wanted it to though i don't know if it has it for him if you start calling him canelo why it's like i thought my name was Fritz. What's going on here?

Kids have nicknames all the time. That's true. How about just Nello? Nelly? How about Fritz? Yeah, that works too. That works too. I just took that fat ass mega ripper out.

Wow. That's big of you, dude. You took the fat ass mega ripper out. It's not in there anymore. Dave, you're not supposed to swallow and pull. It's fine. my stomach's different the gut bacteria they love that shit now that's right because they get a little taste finally they're like oh dude wow about to be so productive down here hey can i get a quick review of yesterday's episode of cold call uh from us yeah how do you guys think that went i thought it went well i

thought it went really well i had a lot of fun um i do think there might be we might consider editing out the uh the no pick the no answers that's fine we can do that i don't know we'll see what the people say no we learned a lot yesterday just doing the episode live we learned that we can edit out people that don't answer. I do like publicly shaming them. Carolyn did reach out with a nice email that we need to respond to. Hey, Carolyn, I didn't even read your email. Hey, Archived.

Welcome to the Archive. I'll block that email address. Hey, Carolyn, be better. Yeah. Sorry. What was her excuse? Like, let me get... I was on a work call.

I read the first thing. She said, sorry, I missed your call about business. Pretty good leading line. We had a pretty unique business opportunity to discuss. And unfortunately for her, it was time sensitive. We learned that because we do review the call or the callers beforehand that we probably should just make a cluster of them atop the spreadsheet. Yeah, that will be one change next time around. I will also say if you want to submit your phone number and be on the next episode of Cold call washmedia.com slash cold call is where you can submit it uh if you've already submitted your number i have no

issue with you submitting again because i'm sure we'll go to the bottom of the spreadsheet every week that we do it and look at like what new numbers have been brought up and stuff so we won't dock you for that yeah i'm not if you if you want to keep populating that i'm i'm totally fine with that go off off. Population. Spreadsheeting. Do people in the business world, do they say that? Like, I'm spreadsheeting right now so hard. I still think the spreadsheets not cheeks shirt would go hard.

That's a good one. Especially if you're not married, you shouldn't be spreading cheeks. Exactly. Also, that was our first episode. You imagine you're probably going to get better and get a few reps on us yeah yeah that's typically how it works that was suck if it went the other way sure no i'm a big fan um there's a thread on our subreddit about it and people seem to be enjoying it too good so that's good that's great to hear that's great to hear can we hear from our friends over at twillery meet twillery the performance menswear brand that brings life-changing functionality to your wardrobe maybe you're headed to the office

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Well, maybe the next time we get, like, I don't know, a giant store credit from Tuileries, maybe you could spread out the love a little bit to us. I did eat up a significant portion of that budget. I'm sorry. Best looking and best dressed guy at Cheesecake Factory. You were? I was, yeah. You were of that budget. I'm sorry. Best looking and best dressed guy at Cheesecake Factory. You were. I was. You were. You were. You outdressed me. I didn't realize we were dressing up for Cheesecake Factory. And had I known we were dressing up, I would have gone Twillery. I got to fit off. You did. You did. Thanks to Twillery. Well, guess what? As a special offer to our listeners, use code WASHED18 for $18 off of your first order

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Hey, Dave, I woke up this morning and i checked my tl i wasn't very online last night as i fell asleep pretty early and i was watching next level chef are you familiar with that now keep going let him cook oh sorry i guess i can't enjoy the fruits of my labor yeah we get this means we get happy hour on dave soon oh it's like when you get a hole in one you gotta buy everybody a beer yeah okay um and then i woke up and i was like dude dave's going micro right now by the time i got in the office you're on your macro grind dude yeah i did something i don't normally do this morning i uh i did not check twitter i i woke up and i uh tended to my sons and then i went to physical therapy got a

good session it's therapy but it's physical. Yeah. It was, it was really good. We were, we're doing some overhead lifting. It's, it's, we're getting in there and the shoulders are getting good. Yeah. And then, uh, I saw that I not only had, I gone micro Vi, I had gone Vi. Uh, I did the thing that I've, I don't think I've done before. I had one of the big Instagram accounts screenshot my tweet. Yeah, you got Hossa highlighted, dude. And shout out to them for the tag. I'm assuming accounts of that nature have gotten better at that.

Yeah. That was nice to see. Yeah. You can't rip the tweet and post it on Instagram without hat tipping the person that originally did it at this point. Your tweet has not yet been stolen from the little research I've just done, which means it's not really that viral yet. I'm just – that's when you know. That's okay. And you know. You're the tweet stealer.

That's when you know. You stole Will's tweet. You're the tweet stealer, dude. Yeah, so Mavs Clips, you had like a 9 o'clock shortly thereafter tip last night. Shout out to the West Coast. And that thing didn't end till well after midnight and uh that game was letting it all hang out it was a great game great ball game good guys won and i'm watching it i'm tech lander and i text during these games sometimes and i i noticed i was like oh there's there's tim okay timbo check my my time on like

surely like someone has already screenshotted that i put it on the no one had so i was like oh there's there's tim okay timbo check my my time on like surely like someone has already screenshotted that put it on the no one had so i was like oh went back took the photo posted a tweet i thought it was like okay you know i just like put it out there i want people to see it and then people enjoyed it but that really is like the perfect time to catch him like you don't want to be walking off the court and look up and see that man looking at you in that way. Would you say that after midnight's real tweeter hours? Oh, yeah. You weren't up tweeting, were you?

Dylan's not a real tweeter, dude. I wasn't tweeting up late last night, no. You probably put on a show gun and watched eight minutes and fell asleep. I watched Anna on Netflix, and I fell in love with the lead actress. So that's what I was doing. My year going by. If you're new here because of my viral tweet, Dylan does this thing where he just makes everything super horny. Yeah. Oh, come on.

Yeah. I'm not the horny guy. You can't watch a movie about KGB spies and stuff without just getting straight up H for everybody. Is that what it's about? I'm like the fourth or fifth horniest guy in this company. I'm doing my mental. I'm doing my mental. She's a secret agent. I'm doing my mental i'm doing my she's a secret agent i'm doing my mental ranking right now smashing baby yeah that's accurate no i don't think you're third or fourth okay

anyway back to your viral tweet this do you want to be the horniest guy or the least horniest guy i don't know you don't want to be the least i want to be the horniest but i don't want to let people know about it publicly the way you guys do all the time you just want to know you have good tea going through your veins i feel like the the actress is very pretty very beautiful to me i've moved so far beyond her at this point you're crazy i'm stuck on her what's her name movie came out in 2019 dude it's not a classic what's the actress her real name is sasha luss that's i'll say that's a porn name the fuck is that that's why i found a beautiful woman dance that's just that's so aggressive you guys have you gm'd her mario meme yet oh i should

what am i waiting for yeah i hear the russians love mario she knows about mario for sure it's a me Vladimir um no stupid what what Randy maybe coming to a future touching based to you Russians and Mario

there's this conspiracy theory out there what what are you talking about I want more info what's this conspiracy theory? I'll do it on a touching base sometimes. We have not given you a spot on touching base before. When someone's gone, I'll do it.

Should we give Randy a spot on touching base someday? I feel like he'd be good at it. Okay. We haven't done a touching base in a while, though. I'm sitting here with a Mario meme right now. Please don't ruin Mario. It's like one of the things that I see from my childhood and it makes me happy i'll let you know i'm having more moments in life lately where i either step back and think to myself like is everything fake

around us like is this just all built like like are we just are we just living this like ignorant life and have no idea the treacheries that are going on outside of our our nation the treacheries yeah what if we're just all blinded i've also just been having the simulation thoughts at all times like was that just a test to make sure i can you know keep living this life have you been doing street drugs no uh i'm not a big fan of common street drugs bath salts i've dabbled in some bath salts i'm glad the bath salts is no longer like in the in the mainstream it was like one one thing one day it ruined like nice bath salts at hotels and stuff you ever like see like you ever go to a hotel and they have like a bathtub and they have like a

little basket it's got like shit in it so why why is it called bath salts it's not actually bath like are people actually eating the bath salts that you put in the bath? Like, you put salt in your mouth and you start, like, eating people's faces? You smoke it, yo. But is it bath salt? I can tell you this. It does not make a good seasoning. Can you imagine, like, a big bath salt crystal in a dude at an Italian restaurant? Just tell me when.

Dude. Will, this is me. Will's in the bath like he's got like cucumbers on his eyes and i walk over at the salt and sprinkle them in his mouth and he starts eating faces yeah then he just eats my face off yikes all right dylan what's up i'm the waiter i walk over you have your caesar salad in front of you. Fresh cracked pepper, sir? Well, yeah, that sounds delightful. All right, let me know when to stop. Kuh, kuh, kuh, kuh, kuh, kuh, kuh, kuh, kuh, kuh, kuh. Uh, okay.

That's too much, dude. Like, I respect how long you went, but socially you can't be the guy that goes that long. Dude, when they bring that fresh parm over. Oh my God. Oh God. I'm just dumping just dump it all, daddy. Plot twist.

I walk over and I eyes of March your bitch ass. Skrt, skrt. 23 times, bitch. What? Yeah,

dude, you got stabbed. You're going to stab me? 23 times? Please don't do that. Don't order the Caesar. I'm just ordering, I'm just ordering salad.

Well, I zagged the other day at the grocery store. Should have gone chubber. Why didn't you zig? Because other people were zigging. I zagged the other day at the grocery store. Should have gone chub or cob. Why didn't you zig? Because other people were zigging. Instead of going shredded Parmesan, I did that shaved Parmesan for our pasta. Oh, my God.

How did that treat you? I was worried. As I started to unveil the groceries that I had purchased in front of my wife, I pulled out the little tub of shaved Parmesan. And it was met with oh okay no i like mixing it up with this sometimes okay you did all right then yeah yeah it's also easier to eat straight out of the container toss that in your mouth that checks out yeah sure variety is the spice of life okay i think lowry's is pretty close though it's the texture for him it's a texture play

is it the juxto? I don't think so nah I was trying to do the thing somebody learned a new word congrats on your calendar dude oh man but yeah not much has changed

I mean I got like Rex Chapman in my replies. Former NBA basketball player Rex Chapman. Did he play professionally? They should let you sit courtside at the next Mavs game in Dallas. It's a lot of pressure sitting courtside. What's your courtside fit if you have to do it like right now? It's fine. I've done it.

It's a good time. Shut up, dude. What did you wear courtside? Cowide cowboy boots i have my boots on that's kind of that i think at the time when you first told us that i didn't like it but now i think i love it this was like baggy feeling valor from this is like baggy khaki era for me this is like when was this this is probably like 2010 ish wasn't it kind of like that charity? Wasn't it like a makeup brick? So they take kids who just brick fits and they let them sit courtside?

I did brick my fit. The boots were great. The rest of the fit was probably trash. I probably had like an oversized Brooks Brothers button down on and a dumbass comb over haircut. I looked like a total idiot. People could tell that those weren't my seats. Had you been courtside like seven years later, we would have been memeing you from tfm yeah yeah it was sick though hey do you want to get to the question i asked you four minutes ago about your courtside before dylan completely interrupted you and told him told us about his courtside fit

i'm going uh i'm going tracksuit velour tracks there you go dude change i want people to think i'm like i've got sketch money. You have to dress like an asshole. Is doing a bit when you're courtside the worst move? I don't think it is. I think it's actually one of the better things you could do. You want the cameras to find you. Like, look at this fucking guy.

Is he like a low-level arms dealer? What's going on? This is a white guy with a mustache dressed in all velour. It's the merchant of death's nephew. How much do you think a courtside round one ticket is? I'll say... 12 grand. is it more or less than i think that because we bought dylan a golden tea machine that now we each get a certain sum of money that we can spend on anything we want a great call you're gonna go courtside i think i think uh 12 5 between 12 5 and 15k for a courtside nba playoff game ticket okay okay so it's a little more than what the golden team machine cost but exposure exposure it's true

i guess yeah courtside are you willing to streak what if you took off your velour sweatsuit and all you had on was your dell match play uh bib and it just said your at on the back think about it day and you just streaked man i feel like i feel like the laws on the books don't look favorably upon that yeah but think about the clout yeah but the clout only gets you so far especially when you're doing like two and a half and state prison maybe michael dell will see you and try to reach out to the judge and get some pity on you since you got him some free advertising your honor he's getting a dell didn't that guy get busted for touching kids or something fuck what yeah no way no he actually he might have gotten he might have gotten arrested for uh marijuana possession yeah nothing wrong with that his name is nothing wrong

with that if anything he should he should get exonerated okay yeah we need to find out because we just yeah i might have just slandered ben curtis's name uh what happened to the dell guy he was busted for attempting to buy drugs yeah oh and then dell fired his ass that's bullshit oh that's ridiculous dude where was where was he like he was probably at a pretty chill show or he was in a back alley trying to find some common street drugs from his friend david what like what kind crank crank what is crank he was chipping cocaine is it just crack he was trying to get coke? The Dell guy? A little cocaine? The Dell guy got that Dell money.

Suddenly he's going to the high class stuff. Trying to bop with the boys over at the 4040 Club. Curtis returned to Dell in an internal training for Dell Technologies employees in 2022 to ask a question during a Q&A for Dell leadership pertaining to Dell's marketing strategy. That's a good bit. So they brought him back. Did they bring him back or did he just show up? That's a great question. It is a good question. Curtis's tenure with Dell ended shortly after he was arrested and accused of buying a bag of marijuana in 2003. Dell turned, that's, oh, that's so lame. He got blacklisted from the entertainment community and it was difficult for him to find work because he bought weed.

That's injustice. Yeah. There's a lot of it out there, David. It says here, Ben Curtis, other names, Dell dude. Dude, you can't do that. He was tight, dude. That was a catchy tagline. Yeah, it was good.

It was good. I really wanted a gateway for some reason i love the way that the cow print looked on those ads just dumb question does dell are they still doing like laptops yeah randy's got a dell do you yeah i thought they're like servers are what they it's like their main shit nothing pisses brett off more than randy having uh windows based pc he's so mad about it it is kind of swag i get it kind of swagless it is just better for programming and stuff oh yeah fucking dork shit i'm gonna go to his official website how much is michael dell worth he's uh tens of billions so his so you're saying his money's

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I'm happy to share that. I didn't put this on here. I swear to God I didn't put this on here. Who put this on here? It was Dave. No, I swear to God it wasn't. Who did it? I swear I didn't.

I'm going to look at the edits. Could it have been me yesterday? It had to be. i put it in yesterday we were talking about him i mean fuck it let's talk girth master do we need to talk i can know what's gonna happen someone in my family's gonna listen yeah they're gonna be like wow that was interesting oh you're talking about this huh you do your own research how about that did don't or don't it was i wouldn't it was twitter's main character on monday the girth master is that kind of a give up name it kind of drives the point home i did like that he exposed the double standard within uh sex workers that men don't get nearly the criticism that women do no we're just sitting here just gassing up the name he says he gets high

fives and people take pics with him and shit. If you had to make an OnlyFans, like let's say Watch Media goes away. We need to go make money. You only have your following to rely on. And OnlyFans is truly the only way. What's your username going to be? I don't know. I don't know.

I probably will never do OnlyFans. Yeah. I'm going to go TinyArmKing420. You're a prude, buddy buddy I don't really like it I am a prude I probably never will do it Leaving a lot of money on the table Shiver Me Timbers

We could parlay Golden Tee What if you did Shiver Me Timbers And you went full Lumberjack Shiver as in shivery But isn't Shiver Me in shivery? Okay. But isn't shiver me timbers more of a pirate saying? Shiver me timbers. What does that even fucking mean?

Why did you say it like that? That was a terrible voice. That was not good. Who was that? That was Dylan. Who's your pirate? Shiver me timbers. A little bit better.

Why are you a pirate with Invisalign? You be a scallywag there, Dylan. Arr, me chomper needs some work. Me wood teeth. My insurance ain't great. Yeah, I've been told that pirate ships don't have great insurance. I'm not built for the pirate life, I guess. No.

Dude, Dave, you've been dude you're not angry enough you've been bringing a real uh get my shit back uh energy to the to the studio lately i laughed at that that shogun meme for like 10 minutes the other night sally left the room like got on the phone with someone came back in the room 10 minutes later and I'm still laughing. And she looks at me and she goes, what are you laughing at? I'm like, dude, Toronaga really doesn't like...

Shout out to OCC. There needs to be more Shogun memes out there. I just tweeted one. Thank you. Hit me with a retweet. Thanks. Oh, really? No, because I don't like the word

that's used in your meme. Weeb is not a bad word. It feels racist, though. I know it's not, but it feels racist. Well, it's people that are obsessed with Japanese culture that aren't Japanese. Sorry, there's a... So you. Sorry, I didn't see your tweet.

I was too busy looking at my noties. You're kind of weeb-coded, but you're not weeb. Yeah, that's fair. It's facts. I'm edging weeb. I would be likes it rough six nine six yeah yeah that's good david yeah uh do i make you randy no yeah okay yeah don't hate it it's kind of long but it's not bad damn do i need to do a name pun now what about dillillon Top? Wilder Sleaze. Dillon Top's not bad.

Dillon Top. But then people are going to think it's Dillon Top. Yeah, that's what I would say. Like Carrot Top. You're counting Carrot Top of OnlyFans. They'd introduce you

at the porn conference in Las Vegas and be like, and welcome you to the stage, Dillon Top! You use a lot of props. He's a prop comedian. But I got to stay on top the whole time i can't

mix it up it's true you got the arms for it my signature move being on top just missionary this guy's wild this guy just only does missionary there's a dude on love island and they were doing like that challenge where it's like sure like fastest couple to get in your favorite sex position and like some dude did missionary and everyone looked at him like missionary like what are you doing dude what are you uh what are you uh portuguese guy in the 1600s right more shows yeah exactly what are you how long did it take you to realize that when they were talking about speaking portuguese long halfway that they were talking about speaking english yeah took me a minute i didn't realize that we had like a confusion there yeah it took me a minute yeah yeah um tom cruise noted scientologist uh i have been actually getting more scientology ads on youtube lately than i've ever gotten in

my entire life have you guys experienced this too no every time i log into youtube on my tv the first thing that comes up the first video that comes up is always an ad you're a target it's a scientology ad really yeah every single time recently they're gonna get you one day they're gonna get me one day i'm gonna go in for an undercover tour and suddenly i'm gonna be shackled and with tin cans in my hands stay zapped being on a fucking ship shivering my timbers what do they measure your fucking i don't know dude well uh victoria beckham posh spice you guys familiar with her oh yeah she had a 50th birthday party this past weekend most of the headlines surrounding that party were just about how the spice girls were together performing

stop right now thank you very much i need somebody with a human touch that's definitely not what i want to do at my 50th birthday party is perform. I would love to have the Spice Girls perform at a private party. So that's why they all got together. Yeah. I saw those pics. Yeah, doesn't it kind of make you feel old that she's 50? No. I thought she was going to be like 42.

50 sounds right. Well, Tom Cruise showed up to the party looking like just an absolute showman. And apparently he busted out a full breakdance routine in the middle of the party and just absolutely shocked the entire crowd. If you can get Tom Cruise at your birthday party, you have serious pool. In London, too. It's not like it's an L.A. But if you get invited to Posh Spice's 50th birthday party, that's worth going across the pond for. Oh, I'm going.

I'm doing a transatlantic flight for that. Absolutely. Is it surprising that he can break dance really well he's just he does wild ass shit i would assume that at some point in his career he did a movie where he needed to learn how to break dance and he's such a showman that like and based on what we've seen from him in uh tropic thunder a movie that dave's just been re-watching lately for some reason uh i watched it over the weekend. I don't know why. It's a funny movie.

He had a full dance routine in that. That was pretty good. I'm watching his performance of that dance from the VMAs. It's very impressive, actually. He's good. It doesn't shock me that he's good. He gets into every character and he can learn it. He's not a real person though.

There's no video of the breakdance, correct? No, I don't think so. There's probably a no phone event. Oh yeah, you got to leave your phone in a basket. David Beckham had his because he was taking a selfie with the Spice Girls. Oh, but he took more than that. You think?

Well, he's married to one of them. Yep, that's what I meant. Okay. Yeah, he and his wife might have got handsy on her 50th birthday after a big party celebrating her i could see how that would go down oh yeah well so have you ever seen what they wore at their wedding is it heat randy can you just type in uh david and victoria beckham wedding and enlighten these two and what they did the purple they they had one of the most shocking wedding fits you've ever seen really yes they both fancy themselves as being quite high fashion that's a hot man yeah hot like have you watched the documentary

on netflix about him i haven't but i've been i've been close really good it's really really good um just from a cultural standpoint it's cool like they went full purple they did i perped out can you imagine showing up to your own wedding like this looking like barney i showed up to my wedding on that purple really you were doing codeine at your wedding i was double cupped up that was now that i do the math it was during your common street drug era yeah it was damn shit was gas you talking all slow and was during your common street drug era. Yeah, it was. Damn. Shit was gas.

You talking all slow and shit during your mouth? I don't even remember it. Yeah. They had a $750,000 Robin Hood themed wedding. Hit them with that Robin Hood theme? They even dripped out the kid in a purple cowboy hat. Is that their kid? Yeah.

$750,000 seems low for a couple of their stature. Yeah, but this was also in like 1999 great point it's like 10 million dollars today lunchflation wasn't even a thing then sleepy joe was nothing but a congressman he's he's so good looking it's like too good looking i think like they did a vote one time about like who they should put on the next you know british pound like the physical he made the physical he made the money he made the not only did he make the ballot i'm pretty sure he got like over 50 of the vote on the ballot like people just wanted it but they didn't actually do it no they probably hit

him with some royalty instead some talk some talking head dude i think monarchy i think it should be the kid who did the uh pub savage garden pub uh video you know i'm talking about me with my mates yeah the guy the guy behind the bar yep yep guy in the bathroom that that's probably one of the best tiktoks ever made if i had if if it was like remember when vine ended and everyone's doing like the best vines on the timeline that's that's probably the first one that i would go to and put on the timeline for a tiktok is ending day oh absolutely what randy i think it should be mr bean i'm sorry i'm having a coughing fit over here i'm trying to thanks for sharing that with us you're turned down on the mic randy if you want to have a coughing fit oh no oh oh man oh shoot the button's stuck i'm trying to put it back up it's

just stuck oh damn i can't get it i can't get it poor wendy should we be issuing uh royalty checks to each other for uh staying loyal to washed media and not going over to hot pie or barstool that's what the pGA Tour is doing. Hot Pie has been trying to pull me. I don't know if I told you all that. Who is? Hot Pie. They're recruiting me.

I'm thinking about it. He would be the toast of the town in that office. I had a podcast headhunter reach out to me. Really? Yeah. They're like, hey, we got an opportunity. We'd like to, can you send us like a resume, a cover letter? I was like, like no i'm not

interested right now but you know check back in in a few months who was it really they want a cover letter for a podcast was it the whiny girls i i can't say i signed an nda really i didn't know why i don't know you're playing in the g league tiger woods some stupid money getting thrown around in this for being loyal to pj tour tiger woods is getting 100 million dollars rory mackroy is getting 50 million jordan spieth 30 million justin thomas 30 million these equity payments will vest over eight years with 50 coming by year four another 25 in year six and the remaining 25 in year eight uh when the number starts floating around for rory that he could possibly go to live for 850 million dollars i actually

think that's a fairly accurate number to get rory to go to live based on what rom got ron got like 600 or something like that you think rory's a bigger pool than rom yeah especially with how much he's hated on live in the past that like they would need more to get him over there but it's if you're if you're rory well none of these guys are even winning right now so they're just paying out all their slush fun to a bunch of dudes who are probably not going to make that that much over the next couple years on tour based on how they've been playing lately yeah good call none of these guys are winning like does this did this doesn't really move the needle did shuffler get any yeah what's up with chef are they just like we're already paying you enough dude just like be cool be happy yeah this is uh this is pretty gross money this is pretty

uh 100 mil 30 for speed this is... Tiger's never going to go... I don't think Tiger would go live despite the money anyway. What's the point of paying Tiger Woods $100 million when he doesn't even play in that many tournaments at this point? Would he have to play in shorts? It could be a tough scene. He doesn't want to play in shorts. No, he doesn't want to play in shorts.

That'd be enough for me not to do it. At what point, if you're Rory, you don't need $850 million, right? He's made, I don't know what his career earnings are, but it's stupid money, right? He's done well for himself. He's always said, I've got more money than I'll ever need. I'm not interested in like that.

But extra 50 over the next, what, eight years? In years in full swing though he has a quote about about pga players deserving more money or something what did he say i forgot but he's well like he's still enticed by money given the television numbers that golf has been doing this year and which is not good it's uh it's not good kind of a tough argument that you need more money when uh not a lot of people are watching not a lot not a lot and no one watches live no one randy does randy's been into it quite a bit so honest question honest question no one responded to my text the other day but live is coming to houston early june i think we should apply for media passes and just go to a live event they probably hand those out like candy exactly that's

why i think we should do it like i i think it's probably the most sure thing media pass we could get in the near future but we have to send out deshaun watson tweets it's true what's going on there he got paid to send the tweet can we make a fake can we make a fake uh account that's just like saudi backer that's just some like saudi dude who's like rich guy who's obsessed with us i don't want to get on that radar i don't know what if he what if he goes for the uh true player for real patreon tier for $69 a month. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Should we make our Saudi Prince tier? $10,000 a month? Yeah.

This is the most PR written and crafted tweet I've ever seen. He did not write this. I had a nice time visiting Saudi Arabia and learned a lot about the original Saudi culture and society. And I enjoyed watching Al-nassar al-awali and al-hilal al-zaim and i heard a lot about the singing of al-ali fans and al-ittihad i crushed that so thanks to his royal highness prince at saudi 49er he loves the 49ers and for the hospitality and generosity and god willing we will see the football emoji

in saudi arabia soon prayer hands may peace be with you exclamation saudi 49er i love that a dude with more money than god has the at saudi 49er like he just loves the 49ers i think they started sprinkling that oil money in the fucking football now yeah why wouldn't they why wouldn't they i just don't like it man you know and i hate to tell you this will and i probably should have told we didn't tell you did they buy a circling back no but they did provide funding for the golden t machine really yeah what do we owe them in return uh your undying loyalty and just positive coverage yeah they've actually made you the first sign into the glitz tour

gliv oh man i don't like what's going on in the sports world i still think the saudis need to buy a private university somewhere in the northeast that's like tiny right now and just absolutely dropped a bag for nil stuff on kids and just make like some random tiny school like an absolute powerhouse oh my god why don't they do that don't even put that out in the universe why not why do they should just do it can you imagine how baller it would be if they just had all these like like football players driving like cars with suicide doors around like this like small little campus and they were just making a ton of money ut players do that around austin already i know i know wasn't there something with uh qatar yeah they were doing some kind of a and m i forget they had it's only it's a matter of time though i mean a lot of these

colleges are just for money anyway so like why wouldn't they take saudi funds at some point i think with the nf like but with the nfl the owners when would they let like a foreign ownership group in like the saudis right now i feel like i feel like they'd vote that down even though i don't know how that even works because that's a lot of money like that shifts that shifts the power dynamic in the league so you do get to vote on them on that shit yeah who gets to purchase the team and whatnot do you think we should apply to purchase any team i don't think we can afford one right now will why don't we start our own yeah we're having to borrow money for golden tea let's bootstrap it i'm looking to see here

if we've already got any money in the uh any piff money in the nfl piff piff pass here's some stuff that'd be a good initiative for them interesting piff piff pass because you pass the ball in the nfl gliv it's a golf but louder glissier louder sweatier yeah i don't think we've got money there yet i'm sure it will be cool can we hear from our friends over at FitBod speaking of sports? You're like, what's FitBod? The essential workout that you really need? Yeah, it's FitBod.

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Dylan, you said it was certified mid. No, I didn't. I didn't even listen to it. I thought it was kind of mid, if I'm being honest. You know I'm a Swifty. I need to give it a couple more spins. Yeah, you know I'm a Swifty through and through, but you know. I'm hearing chatter that all the songs sound the same. that true there's a lot that sound pretty similar more of a it's more

of a uh a songwriting play for me at this point she's just trying to weave the legend you know you understand what he's saying yeah i do but if you're looking for i don't know a big reputation you're just not getting that big reputation you're trying to find miss americana and the heartbreak print you ain't finding that either i don't know that i don't know that joint i heard she might play spoonful dude i don't know why he honed in on that like it's not that like like it's i i really need to listen to this interview now it's it's will you let me know the time stamp i will um so uh in in a song the black dog, you think it'd be about a black dog, right?

You would think like, why she, why she singing about Rufus over here, you know? Nah, it's about a pub in, uh, South London. And now it's just being taken over by people who are just like trying to go see it as some kind of shrine to Taylor Swift. What would you do if like our favorite place was like we it just got overrun with people trying to like ruin it kelly's deep eddie is always super crowded on a friday night sucks imagine she has so much influence it's ridiculous it's crazy dude this is where she snuck off and met matt healy for a pitcher of beer deep eddie are people going just taking pictures out front

are they actually going in and you're getting hammered on i mean probably both probably both yeah that would be that would really suck if she mentioned kelly's or deep eddie someplace like that little woodruff i wouldn't care let's go we had i'd be fine with that one. Sally made a reservation at a restaurant called Via Corota in New York when we were there for the retail therapy event. And like two days later, Taylor Swift was spotted outside of Via Corota like leaving the restaurant. And we were there a couple weeks after that. The line that was forming to get into that restaurant, we wouldn't have gotten a reservation had we made it two days later. The line that formed to be just seated at the restaurant was so insane purely because of her.

Y'all are lucky you didn't go. I heard a lot of people got the coronavirus. People were shitting their brains out. It was Rhea time. Randy? It's Rhea time. The Black Dog does sound like a dope bar if someone said hey will do you want to go have some pints the black dog like there's not a bone in my body that wants to say no to that they do they do pictures for sure unless it's matt healy i'm not going out i'd bury that bone

then dig it up i'm a doll i'm digging I'm digging up bones. Black Sheep Inn. Black Sheep, what's that one up there? Lodge. Bulldog Bar, New Orleans. One of my faves. Probably my favorite bar ever. Really?

I just got a great memory from it. I've been there once. I don't remember it too well. It's been a long ass time ago. Dude, I don't either, unfortunately. Dude! Yes. You like it better than Lafitte's?

Yeah, different scene. Totally different vibe. Lafitte's,'s love lafitte's it's not pub though it's just a we were pretty browned out at lafitte's yeah oh oh yeah not really not even i mean it was bad i came to with having a conversation with dr mark just being like oh man i think i might have been talking to him for like an hour straight without letting him talk we need to get a nola trip bad dude i'm ready okay this bar does look sick dave i'm looking at the inside of it now bull dave's recommended to me every time i've gone to new orleans i've never been to it it's sad i recommend everyone every time i go on the trip and we never end up there yeah yeah god imagine pulling up just throwing a fat ass dip in oh my god just sitting out there oh

no one knew you'd just be cat calling chicks oh that's what i do oh yeah dude you got to stop bringing those uh those boards with numbers on them to the bar and rating girls as they walk by so fucked up that's terrible it's so fucked up you can get i'll give them all tens you can get in a lot of trouble cat calling at the bulldog bar i'll tell you that why is that yeah why don't frat dudes just do that why don't they just sit out there and give every girl a 10 yeah like it's a dunk contest yeah yeah yeah if you give them all tens that's gonna you know maybe it pays off what does that mean maybe they'll talk to one of them. I don't know, David. Is that how you do it?

No, I don't do that. Is that your secret? Yeah, I rate every girl I see a 10. Next mailbag. Hoping they're going to talk to me. Next mailbag. Ask Dylan his secret. I don't have a secret.

I don't talk to women in public. Y'all know that about me. What's in your secret sauce? I'm scared of women. What's in your secret sauce? I don't have any secret sauce. Now that you mention it, I don't think I've ever seen you approach a woman at a bar before. I've never done it in my life. Why?

I'm scared. Randy does. I don't know what to say. I'm scared that the good-looking girl is going to be freaked out by the good-looking guy talking to her. I don't know what to say. My jawline is too sharp. It might cut off. Oh, my God.

What are you afraid of? You might just walk over there and just re-attime all of yourself? Afraid of being embarrassed? I don't know. know yeah have a piece of fucking kale in your teeth i'm not afraid of real spread what are you afraid of looking like a fucking asshole look like an idiot yeah okay yeah i get it what is like what's what's the worst she can say yeah i get it dude the worst you could say yeah what if she looks at you and just says oh it's ria time and she runs away that's the worst thing you could say yeah it's probably one of those like you're so you're so repulsive i just got a sick i got sick to my stomach her friend ria just

texted her she's gotta go yeah yep yep she's going through it with her situation ship right now you and randy should go out randy's a great wingman. Yeah. Randy could teach you some skills to maybe some intro skills, maybe creating GIFs out of napkins. I'm okay. Hey there. Nice to meet you. I'm okay. Is it weird that Randy has more Riz than you in public?

Wow. Everyone has more Riz than me in public. Is he the new Riz King? I lack Riz. Whoa, the Riz King and the Gliz King get together. You better watch out, Buster. What a duo. That could be your running mate.

Riz and Gliz. It's like the new Franklin and Bash. It's not. Yeah. But one guy's a hot dog and one guy's just got mad game. Yeah, one guy's the pickup artist. He's the pickup artist and he's the hot dog who's also running for president what's the name of that pickup artist

from the show the pickup artist i don't i don't remember his name oh so bad it was such a bad show i can't i can't even oh oh it's gonna piss me off i need to know mystery his name was mystery i'm not calling a grown man mystery i just never understood why dudes would sign up for a show called the pickup artist and then you show up and this like this is the guy that's teaching you how to get girls like he's got a straight up soul patch. He's wearing the Jamiroquai hat. He's got the Jamiroquai hat and the Burning Man sunglasses on top of it. This is the last guy you should be taking advice from.

Mystery. What are you looking at, Dylan? I thought you were about to play something. What are you talking about? You got real quiet there. What happened? I thought it was this weekend in fun time. Hold on.

I'll wait for the beat to drop. No, we actually have an official statement from El Glizadente regarding the 2024 election. We are coming. I'm so happy when that joke just is no more. What? Coming? El Gliz. Oh. That you're a hot dog running for president? Yeah.

Doesn't really do much for me. Well, it got second place in the tournament this year. Only because you guys pushed it through to spite me. I don't. I really don't think it's to spite you. I think it's because I find a lot of enjoyment out of calling you a hot dog running for president.

There's no basis for the Joe. Who's funding your campaign? Is it the PIF? Believe it or not, Dave, there isn't a campaign. You can't take foreign money

for a campaign. Good news, I'm not, so. All right. Unless your name's Joe Biden. There's no one. Bro, let's go out this weekend.

There's a crazy event happening. I like to turn up. Bro, bro, bro. There's a crazy event happening. Joe Biden? Let's just go have fun and let's go. Let's go. Hey, do your pretty lady.

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He's going to D-World. He's going to disney world damn what is he is he excited for anything in particular um he mentioned universal studios and i don't know much about the whole disney world scene so i can't speak too much on it harry potter head he enjoys harry potter he's not a big harry potter head though he's watched the movies because harry potter world's at universal okay he'll probably check that out i want to go go. I want to go too, Dave. I'm not kidding when I say this. Low key, we should go to a golf trip

in Florida and spend one of the days just going to Harry Potter World and getting hammered. Just the boys. I'll get hammered at Harry Potter World. I think it'd be really fun.

Do I have to watch the movies first or can I just go drink there? Honestly, I think you should just watch one or two of the movies and then we can go. Okay. Just so you can get the vibe. Good luck with that.

You'll want to watch them all. I think it'd be really fun to go to Harry Potter World. I'd like to bring my kids. They're too young. I am stepping out on Saturday. Where are you going to? Probably Deep Eddie,

the aforementioned. Deep Eddie. Deep. Is she related to Tom? Deep Eddie Cabaret. It's a bar. Yeah, I'll be doing that with a lady friend and her friend. wow oh and i'm i'm trying to

recruit some lads i'm trying to recruit some lads to come with hello hello you want a link i don't know i don't i mean here's the thing uh maybe i can't i've got the mike pence thing i'm not allowed to be around other women it's true sounds cool though have fun with the women i'm gonna try yeah y'all come randy come through oh randy deep eddie man i heard i heard the words lady friends hey first pictures on me randy randy he's not gonna send me beer i don't drink wow randy hates beer dude why would you offer him that wow you know what I'm Well, sorry for offering you a drink. Dude, Randy, he's not gonna send you the friend's Instagram handle. It's weird. Why not?

Jeez, dude. Don't do that. Yeah, so that'll be fun. That'll be fun. Sunday got nothing. Liz and Riz hitting the town together every weekend. Dude, Starsky and Hutch. That concludes my weekend in fun, David. How about you? I'm just looking at pictures of the Bulldogtown new orleans so sick dude this little patio oh my god

you know why because we were there during the day and there was one guy on the trip norris our buddy norris i went during the day too maybe that's why i didn't get the full effect okay well we were on the patio and we were vibing hard we didn't know norris was supposed to be on the trip as our buddy's 30th birthday he wasn't gonna go he said i can't make it all of a sudden walking down the street with just a backpack he shows up surprise entrance right there on the patio that's why you like it place goes nuts dude norris lights just we had all the tables going nuts what an interest we just owned that patio it was so great that's dope man. We've got Saturday. Of course, we've got T-Ball.

And then, you know, I'll be monitoring the NHL slash NBA playoffs. We've got Mavs Clips, Friday night, game three in Dallas. Quadbox was hitting last night. Quadbox was going crazy last night uh really no plans i could be talked into something i would like to get a cold beer come with just dudes though come link yeah i'm looking for a dude exclusive uh ice cold bronson this weekend oh yeah all right you want to do like a dude thing get some other dudes but just yeah i got some dude friends i want to hit up i'll have a rival beer thing maybe we'll just sit at a nearby table dylan ice you out why would you do that that'd

be hilarious i just i you know how confused would people be if they're just like why are they just straight up ignoring dylan if he's so mean there's just some tension there we're friends you're gonna get a burger bring it up and into Deep Eddie later? Maybe I will, bitch. How do they look upon that when you bring the pool burger? Oh, they're cool with it. I think they're cool with it. Yeah. I think they vibe.

They know they don't have any food up there. It's kind of an underrated move. I hate crinkle fries, though. What are you doing? Yeah, their fries kind of stink. Why crinkle? Give me some shoestrings. Bring me back to elementary school.

Take me back. That's all. Take me back. Yeah, it Take me back. That's all. Take me back. Yeah, it's a big weekend for your boy. I've got a family member coming to town. My cousin's coming to town. Going to hang out with her for a while. Friday, I'll be leaving the office a little bit early

as I'm taking some birthday treats to Fritz's school. Going to sing happy birthday to that little dude. Birthday week just rolls on. From there, it's all up in the air, man. There's a lot of chatter that Will might be going to the Austin FC game on Saturday afternoon. A lot of chatter that Will might be growing the legend at the Q2 stadium.

Plenty of time for you to come through deep, Eddie, afterward then. All right, all right, all right, all right. How's the boys doing? Little heater right now. They won the boys doing? All day, next day. A little heater right now. They won the last match 1-0, late goal. Feeling pretty good about it.

Kind of was hoping they were going to lose that game to have ticket prices go down a tad. No, it doesn't really matter how they're doing because we're growing the legend brick by brick. So, yeah, you might catch me out there having a couple of pints with the lads. You never know. Never know. Other than that, I don't have too much going on Just hanging out with the boys Probably dip into some sprats You can do some dipping? Into the sprats

I'm hoping the big teams win the big games So that the other big teams can play each other In the bigger games Sure, sure That's how I like to view the playoffs when I don't have teams in it. Did the Pistons make the playoffs? No, I think they were actually the worst team in the league. Randy, sure,

you're weakening with us, man. Oh, Randy! You got a link? Is it planned out? Are you going to do any harvesting this weekend? I actually just planted a bunch of new stuff this weekend. What'd you plant? Some dill, some thyme, some marigolds. Transfer some tomatoes and cucumbers and put a little fence thing on my balcony so the cucumbers can grow up it.

Replace the stuff in the bird feeder. Man, this is 30. Hey, man, I'm glad you're growing some thyme because it goes fast. Yeah, yeah. this is 30 hey man i'm glad you're growing some time because it goes fast yeah yeah uh as of this weekend i have no plans and so i'm pretty busy dylan yep the riz king is going out the glitz king no there's talks of paddle boarding but i don't know it's going to be stormy and stuff but uh the past three weekends have been very very uh birthday weekend then run fair celebrating the birthday.

Then bachelor party. Kind of just looking forward to doing nothing this week. Yeah, just low-key, chill. And then I'm going to go and party with Dylan. Oh, I'm going to go get hammered. The boys. We're going to go. We're going to go.

Hey, Steve, because I don't have tiki drinks. We're going to approach women at the bar. We're going to talk to them. Randy, you can just go down to the bar at Pool Burger and just get tiki drinks from there. I'm aware. I do that sometimes. So you and I are going to go approach women to the bar at uh pool burger and just get tiki drinks from there i'm aware i could i i i do that sometimes so wait on so you and i are going to go approach women at the bar yeah for the first time what about the women y'all are with yeah they're gonna they'll be fine just

hey this is a thing we just gotta get reps in i love the idea of randy coaching dylan how to pick up girls at bars like it's just a really good visual for me my lady yep. Yep. No, go talk to her, dude. It's going to be a fun. No, dude, you got this. Randy, you got to do the vintage Willy Wonka somersault. Yes, of course. That's how he intros himself. That's how I introduce myself.

Works every time. They're like, oh, this guy's got an injury. He's got a cane. Oh, he fell. Whoa. This guy's zany. Whoa. Okay.

He's goofy, but. The hit to goofy ratio is pretty good. But yeah, I don't really got too much planned this weekend. Dude, Dave, how are your notifications? Are they just fucking ruined today? I may as well shut this. Maybe slam it shut, you know? Dude.

It's only Wednesday. How many retweets you have, Blair? Yeah, dude. Come on. Are you above two? Oh, you know. You above only wednesday how many retweets you have player yeah dude come on are you above two oh you know you're both 2k yeah oh davy's nice with it he got about 300 more since the last time i saw it two million views damn i'm doing numbers dude when are you gonna do the tweet that promotes your uh your your business yeah, this blew up. Wow, dude. Check out my mixtape.

What's that? What do people do now? Link Micah's sub stack. Link Micah's read of the week. We can get him some subs. Does he even do it anymore? No. Okay.

Hasn't done it in months. Yeah, he kind of quit. Yeah, whatever. Kind of sad. I see you got a tweet that's doing well it says my son seven has discovered these nuts jokes and it's all he says now everything is these nuts he simply can't stop oh okay what did that really happen that's hilarious oh my. How's my Shogun meme doing? Wow. Nine likes. Coming for you, Dave.

Numbers. Dude, Randy. Coming for you. Let's see. I'm going to give you a live reaction. It's not good. He spent about 30 minutes working on it before today's episode, Dave. That wasn't 30 minutes.

At Randy Trimbaki. Owner of the Dimmadome. Man, I just don't get it. Yeah. Doesn't it feel racist? I don't know. Yeah. No. just don't get it yeah doesn't it feel racist i don't i don't know yeah no i don't i don't know i really don't know you guys aren't in the scene what is a weeb it's a person that is very obsessed with japanese culture that is not japanese so much that they want to like be japanese so people are like super into anime and super into like sushi and stuff like that i frequent

sushi and like japanese culture i like sushi i get it a weeb why weeb where's that word come from i don't know oh my weebs very cool not really okay kind of dorky yeah should we get out of here? It's time. All right. Bye. We are coming. Day after day. We are coming.