Circling Back - Wayfair, Cake Twitter, & Washington Radskins

Episode Date: July 13, 2020

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all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from our places of residence my name's will defrees on the screen right in front of me david ruff oh We got a couple guys who are just big fans of the Masters on here today. One of them did not get invited by the company to go, but one of them did, so that's cool. Hey, man, how you doing, Will? I'm fine. I also didn't go to the Masters, nor was I invited by the company that invited someone else on this podcast to the Masters. But, you know, things are going well for me today. Well, you're a master of your craft,'ll tell you that thank you david dylan chivery also in the master's hat yes um a 2017 attendee masters all four days no big deal had a lot of fun uh you guys could

have made it dude you should have put that on your like linkedin that's really sick should i yeah yeah well good you guys should have come really it was a good time oh we did it hurts i got chang's though on sunday that's yeah we got chang's and watched it in a guest house yeah it's really i just had pimento cheese sandwiches on Sunday. So, I mean, who really – you guys ate better at least. Dude, shut up. I'm sorry. Y'all brought it up. You're not sorry.

We also got noted magic bullet, Brett Scarryman in the building. I'm new to pimento cheese, but I had it on crackers for the first time. And that's one of those things that once you have one pimento cheese cracker, you're in for like 40. They're good. Pimento cheese is dicey in Texas because if it's at all warm, then it just turns into a cheese block the second it gets set out. Fair. Can't confirm, but I don't disagree with you. Just putting it out there.

Pimento cheese goes hard though pimento cheese sandwiches are kind of reckless though if you're on like a diet or just trying to be at all healthy in life but they're so good they are so good they're like a dollar 50 at the masters i think wouldn't know never been shut up i'm sorry when's the uh when's the menu thing gonna pop up in november for the masters of like oh you got twenty dollars what are you gonna buy we should do that revel is gonna be all over that i'm just gonna put it out today from uh from circling back and be the the early guys on it that's kind of really funny well you should absolutely do that just do it from like random thing i'm just gonna start doing that for events that are like six months out

just to be the first ones on it. That's the kind of dumb shit that goes viral. So it's Tiger's dinner year. What is the – I mean early to talk about, but is there odds on what Tiger is going to serve for dinner? Well, he already did. He already announced it. Remember?

Oh, for April. Yeah. He already had a dinner. He had a champion's dinner when he was supposed to be. Oh, that already did. He already announced it. Remember? Oh, for April. Yeah. He already had a dinner. He had a champion's dinner when he was supposed to be. Oh, that's right. He had a champion's fajitas, I think. Mm-hmm. Right?

Yeah. That's solid. Okay. I will say the fajitas looked bad. Yeah. You can't bring in outside stuff, right? But Spieth got, like, the exception. Word on the street.

Okay. Word on the street. Word on the street. Well, they just don't know how to do barbecue in Georgia. Oh, man. I put them on the Traeger and smoked them. Here comes Georgia, man. They're coming for your neck, Dave.

Dave, if you win the Masters, are you going to request that you can smoke your own meal and serve it to everybody? Give the gift of meat? I'm not going to even be able to enjoy the meal because I'm just going to be dishing it up to people. Jimmy Walker would do that. Come get it while it's hot.

Hey, come on now, Mr. Nicholas. Hey, speaking of Georgia, shout out to Shitto. Hopped on his Twitch stream last night. Just went really well. Got a bunch of dubs. I don't know if you all saw it. Dylan, did you see that? Dude, I tuned in.

I saw his tweet. Let's see what's going on. I saw that you were on there. Let's see what these guys are up to. Within 15 seconds, Dave, you started talking about how i'm not good at call of duty but you did you did say that i'm new so it makes sense and then i like i tune out for a few minutes like whatever i'm gonna do one thing and i got bored again so i tuned back in and then shit i was talking about me being 48 years old and um what are you talking about losing my motor

skills because i'm so old i'm just i'm just tuning in to watch my friends play a little uh call of duty i'm catching strays over here what's going on yeah but i mean i think he made the point like was anything said wrong uh yeah well yeah because i'm 36 i'm not 48 so yeah okay i don't know i hate y'all well um did you see that somebody noticed that in game in game there is a beer that is just sitting on it on a bar and it's yes your last it's your last name with an accent over one of the e's yeah it's it's my last name minus the last two letters. It's like the cheese, basically. I honestly thought it was your last name. No, it's missing an R-E, I believe, if I saw it correctly.

Yeah, pretty wild. Chevre is a cheese? Chevre? Chevre, yeah. It's goat cheese. I'm going to just start calling you Dylan Cheese. That's fine. Call me Cheese Man.

Call you Goat? No. I don't hate it. I'm not saying greatest of all time. I'm doing it like the pledge way. Like the Billy Goat way. Well, that's not nearly as cool. No, it's not.

Twitch is... I'm new to the whole online gaming, twitching situation. It's kind of fun. I see where people can get into it. You know? Watching people get dubs. Just watching people get domed

by snipers. It's fun. I need to watch this to learn yeah dude for sure you should sometimes will after i get killed like early on in a game you have the you have the option to spectate you just watch other people play and that's how you you learn a lot too it's interesting i just out here watching tape i just don't know if it's in the cards for me i'm just so bad at first person shooter games that i'm just i just can't can't handle the heat gotta get out of the kitchen i'm never gonna be good at the game i'm pretty sure but i just want to be serviceable i

want to get in there and like not die right away and just enjoy myself you just want to not be a liability to your team yeah yeah it's weird learning video games at 33 because when you're younger, it just comes second nature. Like you're good at every single video game. You pick it up, you're good, and you kill it. 33 years old, it's a much different learning curve for your boy over here. This is going to sound very 36-year-old dad to our listeners, but video games compared to the last

time i actually played them it's mind-blowing how far they've come like it's mind-blowing i don't like the detail involved why do you do it to yourself it's it's freaking crazy it blows it honestly it blows my mind his parts better than you dude he's all in on this there's a jurassic world lego game that he is all in on this. There's a Jurassic World Lego game that he is all in on. He plays it all the time. It's been keeping both of us very occupied during the self-quarantine. Am I the only 26-year-old without a console? Yeah.

Do I need to get one? Especially during quarantine. Quarantine changed the game for gaming. Dude, I just know if i get one i'm gonna be well i'm gonna be on it i'm just gonna not do it right you're not gonna believe like how awesome the graphics are now like how much has changed like since i had a ps4 in college well should i play it five oh i didn't have it, my roommate did, but I think you should, honestly.

That comes out in September, right? Or November? Hard to say. No one knows. Can't look it up. Hey, can we just- Is it gonna be like a thousand bucks or is it like gonna be 400 or 300?

$500, I think. Hmm, okay. You guys want some quick programming notes before we really get into our fully loaded episode today? First and foremost, go follow circling back pod next. After you're done doing that, go leave a review or a five-star rating.

Either works. Just hop on a Apple podcast and mash that button tomorrow. We're doing Jerry Maguire in the stream room. I've never seen it. I'm quite excited for it. It's a rom-com, right? It's essentially like a rom-com right it's essentially like a

rom-com with sports show me the money watch jerry mcguire on the screen yeah is that a freestyle dave uh no that's a dsr shout out dallas texas no uh dude yeah it's a rom-com will that's why i was shocked when i found out you'd never seen it yeah my parents told me i couldn't see it when i was younger. And then it was just one of those movies that just slipped through the cracks as I got older. So I'm very excited for it. Streamroom, patreon.com, circlingbackpodcast. We'll be recapping it all.

Also, happy hour live on Wednesday. What's the food we're doing on Wednesday? We're done with air fryer contests. Never mind. No food on Wednesday. So we can do some sort of giveaway we can do something to tbd but uh no no food contest on wednesday announcement incoming uh yeah and yeah we just launched a new podcast last week i'm actually recording an episode with the uh the host of it today it's called so many. I don't know how to say Cat Pat's last name,

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No. No. No, you're going to wash it. You just going to wipe it off with a paper towel and go about your day? No. No. No, you're going to wash it. You're going to wash it. I was like, I've never thought of that before. Yep. You need a mixture. Yeah.

Open my eyes. Yeah, if you have a reckless wipe and you get something on your hand, you're not just going to go use a piece of toilet paper to get that off. You're running straight to the sink and washing your hands. Treat your b-hole the same way, guys. Will, man, it's crazy. This is cliche it's just crazy how far like technology like butthole technology has come and like stop dave stop just like in the last like 20 years

how many like social platforms are you gonna just trash me on in this a couple day span here twitch was a new one twitch was a new one yeah no i did okay i did admit on twitch that i was like dude i've been playing for a year and i'm terrible too so i did lump myself into the not good category i tried to throw i tried to try to throw a semtex grenade and take out two dudes in a house, and they turned around and put an entire clip into my chest. You hate to see it, really. Yeah, it's tough. Dave, back when I played, I was traditionally a sniper. Can you even do that anymore?

Yeah. Yeah, you can. I mean, everybody wants to be good at sniping everybody wants to be like a badass sniper it's i was i i was back in like call of duty modern warfare 2 did okay well i mean yeah there's there's a place for you then on a squad all right can we talk about something other than call of duty yeah like just once we're trying to skew younger but dude we had this wayfair news just sitting here just waiting to get talked about this is a friday friday news dump if i've ever seen one not news dump i guess but this was really

going off on friday afternoon that allegedly wayfair was just human trafficking they can't even deliver a goddamn couch to our office. There's no way they can handle the load of like a bunch of like 12 year olds. This whole thing, like it got debunked by one of the girls who like from the store, she's like, actually, I'm totally fine. Nothing's happened to me. It was I was sitting on my phone on Friday afternoon and I looked down and I was like, Wayfair human trafficking. And I was like, okay. I mean, anytime I see human trafficking, I'm like, all right, I got to, I hope this isn't true. And then as I started going into it, I was like, man, in a company like Wayfair, a company that I kind of just absolutely hate

because they stink. Uh, let's, let's dip into this. And as it turned out, it looked like, I said, I think I said this in a text the other day. I believed it for 20 minutes until I did it. But 20 minutes in Twitter time, when I'm like 100% believing that this is real, it felt like an eternity. And I was like, I can't believe Wayfair is just sending kids and like armoires to people

for $13,000. I will say, I mean, it is weird though, right? Like even though it has been debunked and Snopes call it probably like fake. Do you trust Snopes? Do you trust Snopes with your life? Of course. I thought Snopes was like the moral arbiter of the bottom of everything. I know Dave, that's a valid question though. I've always wondered about this. Like once I see that Snopes has debunked it, I'm like, oh, we're good. Like Snopes, Snopes said it. We're fine. But why do I have so much faith in Snopes? They've never missed, man. They're batting a thousand. I would put money on Snopes being a CIA backed project.

Parts. Epstein. Epstein definitely has like some type of like connection to snopes in some way well there is a uh there is an epstein connection to wayfair hit us uh via a photograph of uh jazay what is it what do we decide gillane maxwell and bill herson, who is the Wayfair, I believe, COO. Now, apparently this photo is from 2003. It says the 2003 Ospreys opening in NYC. I don't know what Osprey is. Is it Asprey?

Who knows? It's hard to say. The flying bird? But I'm just saying, anybody that's in the atmosphere of Maxwell or Epstein, like I need an explanation. And that goes for everybody that went to his dinners. If you know, if you went after he got out of prison and it was known he was a registered pedophile,

what are you doing? Going to dinner with him, raising money, taking his money. I just, I've got many questions. That being said, the way fair thing to me seems like a way to delegitimize the other conspiracy theories going on that aren't even really conspiracies, mainly the Epstein stuff.

I feel like it's just like, you know, it's like I look at these crazy conspiracy guys because a lot of the people are the same people talking about Pizzagate, talking about Epstein, and now they're talking about Wayfair. So I'm not convinced that this is like something that happened organically. I think that this might be some kind of intelligence play from the top. But started on the conspiracy subreddit, which as I think all of us can attest to, like you can't trust everything you read on reddit especially when it's in the conspiracy subreddit but for anyone that doesn't know this the way that they that apparently you did this was that you looked at high-priced items that were in like the tens of thousands of dollars and then you would go on some like russian google site and google the upc code for that product and it would the product was always associated with like a, a name. Like, I think the one that I saw was like the Alana armoire. And so you knew that maybe you were

bidding or not bidding. You were buying a, like a 12 year old named Alana. And it would come up with a bunch of photos of somebody that looked similar. And so I decided, I was like, you know what? Screw this. Why am I reading about this on Twitter? I'm just going to go do this myself. And now I'm probably going to get arrested because i like actually went through the process of trying to figure it out and sure enough when i did it the photos that came up were the exact same photos as like the different different ones that had been done before that had nothing to do with like the names that i was googling and so that's when i was like okay this is all bullshit then so the names didn't match up like the alana armor didn't connect to some girl named alana no

the photos that came up were the exact same photos that came up for like a completely different name it was just it was completely pointless let me say this my my biggest issue with this entire deal and i have to admit i did not do a deep dive in this. Why would they be so obvious about it? Like, that's like the biggest hole in this whole thing. It's like they're not even being subtle. Like someone's going to figure that out. You know, if this is what they're really doing, why not have code names? You know, it works for like literally every other entity in the world.

Why be so brazen about it? And why, if you're a site like wayfair why why go down that road like wayfair i think makes a lot of money anyway like i don't know why i need to start doing humans yeah is and isn't this what the dark web is for like for this specific thing i'm still trying to get taken down though doc and the dark web still doesn't even like resonate in my brain. I don't know what the dark web is, Dylan. I mean, I don't really either, but I know you can do like the shadiest of shady things on the dark web. So you're like off the off the mainstream grid, basically. It's the part of the web that has no light.

Is it just like putting your iPhone in dark mode and then just going in an incognito window and just like doing shit exactly same thing yeah that makes sense i feel like randy has like dark web knowledge no randy's definitely he knows a little bit about the dark web that's for sure every tech guy under 35 has a little bit of knowledge about the dark web absolutely yeah i'd say brett does but brett bre Brett has like the vibe of like a 32-year-old. So I don't think that he actually knows about the dark web. I got nothing.

I Wikipedia'd it once. What's the dark web? And then you got scared and clicked out. You're like, oh no, they're going to catch me. Then Google's like, can we show you notifications

from the start? I was like, nope, nope. I don't want them. Let me say this. there was some interesting stuff about the wayfair ceo um not that he has been implicated in any wrongdoing but to like throw fire onto the or gasoline onto the conspiracy he has a uh foundation that helps children which is noble it's the Foundation. Apparently, there's a tie-in with the Boys and Girls Club of America that per a Vice News article has had a

pretty rampant issue allegedly with sexual misconduct in children. It's very loose, but a lot of people were using that to bolster this. I don't think there's anything there.

Again, I think this could be an intelligence play from Russia, just another way to destabilize. But at the end of the day, why would they be so open about it? That's my biggest thing. Why do those plastic cabinets cost $10,000, though, is a question I had. Great question. There's a whole thing on it. It's absolutely brutal. If you go down this wormhole, which I clearly did, it's just absolutely brutal.

Wayfair has this whole algorithm of how they price things. And you can have the same product on Wayfair and then on another competitor site that looks like that's pretty much a bootleg Wayfair or whatever. But the issue is that there's this whole algorithm apparently that prices things out and that can get screwed up very, very easily. So if you put in a price wrong, something can go from being $14.99 to being $14,999. And you don't really have as a seller, you don't have a lot of control over it. And so there's all these random products that are way too much money that are, uh, uh, it's an algorithm issue or it's an input issue. It's something, but like, it's, it's just an

error that no one's ever going to buy those things. And probably there's so many, like, if you've ever been on Wayfair, you know, that there's way too much shit on there anyway, and that you're never going to be able to trudge through all of it. But by the time you get to page eight, you give up and just like, go to the next tab that you opened that had like a product in it. And you just end up buying that. That's Wayfair's entire strategy. Just hit you with too many armoires.

That's, that's your, uh, your next podcast, right? Well, too many armoires. Yeah.

Might work. Might work. Last thing I'll say on this, to be clear, there's definitely a global pedophile ring uh perpetuated perpetuated by the ruling class in this world so I don't know if Wayfair has anything to do with it though it doesn't look like it well while we're on the topic topic of uh Ghislaine you see that they're moving moving her cell to cell trying to avoid her getting assassinated?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, I saw that they're removing her bedsheets. She's wearing paper clothes so she can't hang herself. Why are they putting her with cellmates? They're rotating in cellmates. What are they doing? Imagine if you're like the line in the article was like the subculture in prisons, If she gets taken out by a cellmate, how much street cred that person would have? What are they doing?

She's got to be a petted room until she goes to a trial. Like, what are they doing? Yeah, it doesn't make sense. Paper. I'm interested by the paper clothes. That might be a vibe. I think it's like that. You know, when you go to like a doctor's office and you're going to get an X-ray and they bring in those like shorts or something that are made that are like the they're just creepy.

I think that's what they are. Why is like moving her around like being more safe? Why? It seems like putting her in like a maximum security single cell thing that no one can get into that has like an actual system. I feel like that's the move, but I guess it didn't work with Epstein. So they're like, all right, let's just move her constantly and give her just like, give her, let's give her an entire lay of the land of this entire prison. She's going to escape like chopper. I, to, to borrow a oftenly used phrase, I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. What are you doing?

Put her in one cell, give her three meals a day, and put a bed in it with a padded wall and be done with it. They should put her in the magneto cage from X-Men. X-Men the movie.

Did you rent that for $20 on Amazon Prime? It's a glass thing and it's yeah I don't know Hannibal Lecter very similar maybe the Hannibal Lecter cage right there just everybody's just kind of watching or maybe just put like a you know I don't know put your best and brightest in there

just to watch all day I feel like Yeezy isn't too far away from releasing an all-paper clothing line the next season, just all-paper. That'd be sick. I'd cop. None of this really makes sense, Brett. Back to your point. I don't get it either.

There's got to be a better way to keep her isolated and protected. This is weird. They're just begging for something to go wrong again. It's insane. It's like paralysis by analysis. They're just doing too much. It doesn't have to be that hard. Isolation. No moving.

That's what I think they should do. No hanging. Also, real quick, let's denounce child trafficking across the board as a podcast. Good call. Good call. Thank you, Brett. Yeah, I'll go on record. I, Will DeFreeze, denounce all forms of child and human trafficking in general. Yep.

I agree. Cosign. I was going to say, the guys on the bottom row right now are pretty silent during that. And human trafficking in general. Yep. Agreed. Cosign. I was going to say, the guys on the bottom row right now are pretty silent during that. Stop. Stop. I don't have anything else on Wayfair or human trafficking, and I'd prefer to move on from that.

Just want to say, I think there's a little smoke there. I'm not going to say there's fire, but I think there's a little smoke. Randy also, he was in the chat he's noted two things he's he noted noted that he also denounces child trafficking which is very big of randy and he also says that he has never accessed the dark web nor does he ever want to that's exactly what somebody would say who actually says the dark web agree randy's just over here every every time we record like this he just has a conversation with himself over here this little sidebar conversation. No one ever responds to him.

It's just him, and I get a kick out of it. I love it. Yeah, it's fun. Sometimes it's very valuable information. Other times it's just, you know, we got a video guy who doesn't like trafficking kids. I feel like he types so fast, like recklessly, that he always has some kind of mistake that he has to correct, too. It's pretty funny. so fast, like, recklessly that he always has some kind of mistake that he has to correct, too.

It's pretty funny. Ryan's going to be coming for Dylan's neck, too. I'm not tired of these fucking mid-ass Epstein takes, too, man. Just, if your Epstein analysis doesn't

at least start with some semblance of a global intelligence play or Mossad or CIA, like get the fuck out. You're giving us part of the story. Dude, I totally agree, Dave. I hate talking about Epstein with people who aren't like on these cracked out theories because I'm like, all right, you don't even know the half. They're not even cracked out. Don't make me explain this to you right now. You need to listen to at least 10 hours of podcasts before you can get on my

level. Epstein normies is what I call them. I get out of here, dude. Like you don't even know, bro. Don't it's like their third eye is closed. Don't you? Unbelievable. It's embarrassing. What's this? He's going to have a field day with this episode. What's a simp. It's a, I correct me if I'm wrong, but I think it's a guy who puts women on pedestals. Right?

Like a reply guy, right? It's a guy who never gets laid. He never gets the girl, and he just gasses them up in a really pathetic way. I hope she DMs you, bro like you say that to a simp so it's like the guys in like the like instagram comments on like instagram models that are like defending them and like yeah act they're defending them as if they're like dating them but they're actually not that's what that's sim yes pretty much yeah the sims most commonly used emoji is the fire flames that you put in the comments of instagram uh thoughts okay okay

yeah it's just been kind of sitting there for me and i was like yeah i don't really know what a simp is and then i had these fears i was like wait am i a simp you probably are i probably i think i have simp vibes but i don't think i'm actually a simp i think i said this before i've probably been a simp at some point like in my life like if i look back like there's been a time where i've put off that that mood oh i've never been that with like an instagram model but like when it comes to like i've had a crush on a girl like i've definitely simped over that girl for sure yeah like like back in the aim days like there's definitely simps like the white knight too for for girls who are getting you know like

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that Dylan brought up yesterday. And I have to admit, I didn't even see it until Dylan brought it up. So I'm going to throw it over to you. Dylan, what's good with cake Twitter? it up so i'm gonna throw it over to you dylan what's good with cake twitter okay uh so the cake the cake stuff um yeah well i'm surprised man it's been all over the uh the tl lately i didn't see it until you brought it up and then once you brought it up all i saw on my twitter on my timeline was just cake yeah so there's always there's always like these cake videos have been around for a while it's it's basically cake that looks like just regular everyday items. But there's a video that was released, I guess, recently. It could be old.

I'm not really sure. And it shows like several different cakes that look like just normal items. But the first one is a guy's hand that's like all tatted up. And it looks like it looks very real. But then someone just takes a knife to it and basically cuts the hand right in half, opens it up, and it's just a piece of cake. And so everyone's piling on and being like, well, how do I know I'm not cake? And so it started this ridiculous trend, and people are having a lot of fun with it. A lot of spinoff videos and memes and stuff, but it kind of seemed like right up our alley.

I saw some people saying that we might have sparked this with our cake-eater talk last week. This might be as ground floor as we could possibly be on something. I think we might have started it. We predated the fucking meme. Friend of the program, Gnome, actually had a really funny tweet about this. It was a picture of a statue,

like an actual statue, not a cake statue, of this guy who's just like thick. He has just a huge bubble butt for some reason. And he goes, I don't need to know... I don't need to see this cut open to know this is cake. Pretty funny.

I've seen that statue, and I have to say, that dude has some absolute cake on him. What is going on with that statue? No business being that thick. Yeah, like the person doing that statue, were they just like sculpting it? And they took a step back and were like, oh, damn. Because they should have taken a couple layers off that thing. Dylan, did you see the statue of David when you were in Italy? I did not.

Oh, never mind, man. I'll fuck off. Is it in Rome? Where is it exactly? Is it? I think it's in Rome. I think it's Rome. Where is it exactly? Is it? I think it's in Rome. I think it's Rome. I saw it.

I can't remember when. I think they move it around. They put rollerblades on it and roll it around Italy. They're moving it so people can't vandalize it or assassinate it. Tear down David. They have, Dylan, did you see? They have the thing from the f1 race the the robot trophy presenter yeah a lot of people are saying that that thick statue is just the back side of the

statue of david the front's just a small wiener in the back it's just it's just all cake would you rather have that much cake or a big wiener small that's tough i have to think it's in uh fidenze dylan yeah i didn't go there so it's at the academia you looked it up i thought you couldn't look that up no i did i figured out i went on the dark web and looked it up this is i think i will say this i'll go on record i don't think that cake twitter is as funny as moth Twitter was, but it's just as stupid. Um, I don't know if it's just as stupid as moth Twitter.

Moth Twitter was really, really something. We ran with moth Twitter for like two months and we just drove it into the ground. Like we do. Then it came back. It's cyclical. Moth is cyclical. Cake, I don't know if Cake has the staying power, but I'm having fun with it. You know, I'm just kind of watching. I'm doing more of like the,

I'm not really in like the middle of the party at the tailgate. I'm more of like the 36-year-old, like Dylan at the alumni tailgate. Then he goes over to the fraternity tailgate and he's just kind of watching on the side like, yeah, they're having fun, man. I like what they're doing. I'm not going to get in it because I'm not really sure what's happening here, but I'm watching and they're having fun.

We talked about this on Happy Hour Live, I think not last week, but the week before for dessert week. We talked about our favorite pies. What's y'all's favorite cakes? By the ocean. There you go. That's the answer. I'm a big fan of just like the classic white wedding cake is my favorite.

Oh, my God. I stay for it. Yeah. Boring. Dylan, you're a simp, dude. Yeah, that's simp vibes. I know. I'm lame.

Give me that red velvet with the cream cheese frosting. Dang! It's just super rich, man. I can't do a whole lot of it. It's one piece only. I never had a red velvet cake until i was probably 30 and i have to say it went very hard the cream cheese frosting on it also went very hard and i

was like man i really missed out on red velvet cake it's not my favorite but i'm kind of normie like dylan i'm simpy i have simp vibes with my favorite cake too i just like confetti cake i knew you're going to say that. It's so good. It's so good every single time. That's such a basic bitch answer. Oh, shut up, Mr. Red Velvet. Red Velvet is like every girl's favorite cake.

I don't even want to hear it from you. It's funfetti. The funfetti mix. Every girl makes funfetti cupcakes and cakes. What fetti? Because it's the best. Funfetti. Mine's cheesecake. I feel like that's more of a pie

it's got cheesecake it's got cake in the name it's got pie vibes though you got pie vibes get out of here Dave Dave has a point what were you saying Dylan I said I do love cheesecake.

It slaps, man. No, I like, ooh, ooh. Dude, the ultimate at your birthday party growing up, if you had somebody who came through with the Oreo cookie cake. Get out of here. Or the ice cream cake. Ice cream cake is trash. Your birthday party was killer.

No, ice cream cake is a sorry excuse for cake no it's good until you turn like nine and it's not it's not good anymore yeah right dylan that's kind of like you i don't understand that one dave catch me catch me at discovery zone like going through the tubes playing in the ball pit eating way too much shitty pizza then just eating all the ice cream cake and then having diarrhea all night. You just did a lot there. Y'all didn't have Carvel down here, did you? James?

I don't know what that is. No, Carvel is an ice cream, like, cake store. And they have the ice cream cake with the chocolate on the bottom, chocolate crunchies in the middle, and vanilla on top, and the icing on top of that. It's the best cake on the planet. The Raging Cajun. Not James Carvel.

Carvel, the ice cream cake empire. What happened to him? Is he retired just, like, chilling somewhere? Because I haven't seen him in a long time. No, he shows up on, like, Press like once a year wearing like a camouflage LSU hat. I haven't seen him since old school. Sucking off the Clintons. The mouth of the South.

Oh, he might be taking a backseat. If he's a Clinton guy, he might be taking a backseat. Oh, he's, yeah, his time is up. He's also probably a simp too if you think about it. Calling someone a simp is so insulting. I'm in on it now. Now that I know what it means, I'm all in. I feel like I'm going to wear this out on Twitter and I'm already sorry for it.

There's one phrase from the mail-in that you have yet to wear out on Twitter that I'm surprised by. What? Salting your game. Oh, yeah. That was funny. I was positive you were going to start wearing that out the second we said it. I think you said that, like, oh, I'm going to wear that out. Yeah.

Maybe you were talking about something else. Oh, come on. Shut up. Stop. Stop. shut up stop what are we doing why are we doing this i missed it remember the iguanas in florida that were all falling out of trees and shit because they were so chill yeah i missed that yeah they're back though iguana twitter was great i thought it was because it was too cold it's too hot now they're cold-blooded they are surprised you didn't know that actually this is a good segue for our uh our next segment the stingrays oh yeah my friends in florida i mean brett you were in this video so this this video went like mega viral. I think

it had over 6 million views when I saw it last night. And it's just a bunch of stingrays in Florida swimming with a bunch of dumb asses at the beach in Florida. And it looks like Brett in 20 years is the one floating next to these stingrays. I've never seen a more red human being than this dude. If you haven't seen the the video go check i i quote tweeted it last night from circling back just go check it out it's it's absolutely frightening i missed it the first time i saw people talking about the stingray and i i watched like the first five seconds i was like okay cool stingrays that's scary i don't like that killed steve erwin fuck them uh then i kept seeing people referring to like brett brett being in the video i'm like what did I miss?

I didn't believe that that was real. That dude looks like he just walked out of Chernobyl. Like he was like on top of the fuel rods. Like what happened? He had third degree burns on his entire body. It's the worst sunburn I've ever seen. Right. Listen,

uncle, uncle Jim was a big Steve Irwin fan. He was out for some revenge and he was just, he got too, he got too toasted on Friday. So he couldn't hunt sting Irwin fan. He was out for some revenge. He got too toasted on Friday, so he couldn't hunt stingrays on Saturday. He was just chilling. He's fine. He's a little close to the sun on a couple different levels there, man.

Do you think when the stingrays killed Steve Irwin that the stingray community was like, are you fucking serious, dude? He's a real one. Why would you do that? That's going to start a war against all of us. Just put a target on our fins, dog. Yeah, it's like when a mob hit goes out and it goes wrong

and they end up killing someone like innocent or something. It's like, oh no, this is going to bring way more attention to us than we needed right now. You can't kill civilians. Like Steve Irwin is like, if you're an animal, killing Steve Irwin is like, I don't even know a comparable thing. It's like the dude who shot what's his name I was gonna I just forgot the John Lennon

you know on Hinkley jr. right I have no clue he was the stingray in that scenario rest he went back his boys are like what the fuck did you just do dude rest in peace Shannon Hoon that's a joke for one and I'm in here I just don't I didn't know how big stingrays could get until I saw this video and just saw these things circling are we sure those are stingrays because there's like a million different

types of ray do we know I don't know like sugar ray Are we sure those are stingrays? Because there's like a million different types of ray. Do we know? I don't know. Like sugar ray? Manner rays get huge, man. No, those are the ones that just fly all day. That's stupid. I'm stupid.

I just Googled it. I like that joke, dude. It wasn't good. I just Googled it. Stingrays can get up to 16 and a half feet. Excuse me Sheesh That's too big. I would love to surf on one

I would love to catch a party wave with a stingray just me on the back. Just doing it Just a great circle That's a dope call sign Stingray What was my state? What was my call sign the other day? We came up with a good call sign for me. Oh, you were Otter, Doug. Oh, call sign Otter, yeah.

When I get in a Call of Duty, I'll make my thing call sign Otter. No, dude. You know the most dangerous ray is the Blu-ray. Why? Just because they're just like they're just floating around out there like unused and uh if you step on it'll just crack and cut your foot i feel like everyone's got a relative who went like all in on like blu-ray when it came out and now they just

have like 400 blu-ray discs that they can just never use because no one uses blu-ray anymore and everything's streaming i know a guy is it you dave is it you do you have an armoire full of uh do you have a twelve thousand dollar armoire full of blu-ray discs yeah yeah i got it from wayfair i'm pretty sure i'm pretty sure cole campbell was flexing his blu-ray collection the other day like no joke on instagram stories dude i don't know anymore i unfollowed man i went i went into his life i went into his live video the other day he was doing a live promotion with his uh other account which is the cole campbell movie account and there's 30 people in this chat and i'm in there and all i see is someone asked for a shout out for dylan shivery

and i was like okay like there's only 30 people in here and one of them is begging for a shout out for Dylan Chivary. And I was like, okay. There's only 30 people in here and one of them is begging for a shout out for Dylan. And they noted no free shout outs. You have to pay him. And I asked in the chat, I was like, how much for a shout out? And they never answered me. But Cole did note beforehand

that he did take an edible that night. So he was pretty faded. Okay. Dude, I'm too deep in Nicole Campbell. The only person as deep as me is micah and and that's that's that's keeping my head on straight with the whole cold camel situation like all right i know if micah's in this deep with me i'm at least okay micah likes every post dylan oh he dylan also likes a majority of the posts oh yeah all right dude he is one of my

favorite follows i can't get enough cold camp dude some of the people are just too mean to him. Agree. They are. They are. I felt I couldn't deal with the man. And he's always flexing like he's partying, but he's just in his room with like those like the light fixtures, the laser light show in his room just listening to Travis Scott.

It's like, man, I don't. Yeah, but Dave, did you see the drip when he had that red silk shirt on and he put his watch over the cuff of the shirt? Yeah, I did see that. That was a good look, honestly. Look at the drip. No one's doing that. I mean, literally no one's doing it.

No one's doing that. He had it going double on both cuffs. Oh, my goodness. You think the Tampa Bay Rays are just like, God damn it, more bad stuff. They're going to have to change their name eventually. They already did once. What was it?

They went from Devil Rays to Rays. Oh yeah, they took the Devil out. So the Devil Rays played the Blue Jays in Tampa in 2001, and Carlos Delgado hit a bomb to center field. This just sticks out in your memory? Yeah. It's my one Tampa Bay Devil Ray memory I have.

Shouts to Rock and Ball Deli, though. The big cat. How many actual Tampa Bay Rays fans are there? J-Bone. At least a dozen. Don't get me started on J-Bone, dude. the big cat how many actual tampa bay rays fans are there jay bone at least doesn't don't get me started on jay bone dude jay bone jay bone will switch fan bases with no basis for it he went no allegiance he went from being a bucks fan to a packers fan like it was no big deal and it's like oh that's convenient you go to one of the most storied franchises in sports like come, come on, dude. Come on.

Is he back to the box now that they got TB12? If he is, I'm going to absolutely pour him out on Twitter if he does anything. Will, that's a tight mug you have there. Thank you. Is that a kettlebell? Yeah, dude. I have the biggest. This is my big boy mug. I brought that out today.

It's my Monday morning mug. You got to get the big one going. Dude. We might have to delete this because I don't use it. Kettlebell mugs. Just get them going rampant in the CrossFit community. People will be all over it. The handle is that you just tip it over, and it's hollow,

and you just sip out your coffee, your optimized coffee because you're a CrossFit guy or gal. We're definitely deleting this because this is a $100,000 idea. Is it just a mug that looks like a kettlebell, or does it actually weigh like 35 pounds? Because that would be tight. You get to work out while you're sipping coffee. It's got a removable weight, and they pop it out, and you're like, now I can use this as a mug.

Dave, that's why we keep you around. It's good. Fantastic. I did see something the other day for an office. I've been deep in the balance board game. I'm surveying the scene and seeing which one I want to go with. I want to get one of those balance boards. You know what I'm talking about?

You're going to break your hip, Will. No, I'm pretty good. I'm pretty good at those historically, but I want to get one because I want to get one of those balance boards. You know what I'm talking about? You're going to break your hip, Will. No, I'm pretty good. I'm pretty good at those historically, but I want to get one because I want to start doing it again. It's fun. But I saw that they started making ones for standing desks. So as if you're not already like kind of insufferable in your office for the standing desk, now you have a boogie board thing that you're just like sliding around on all day, like possibly turning an ankle. Oh, is that just like a board on top of a cylinder? Is that all that is? Okay. I gotcha.

If I saw, if I saw someone doing that at their desk, I'd be like, are you serious? I did like Dave's Dave's way of doing his standing desk though, where he got a standing desk and used it for a month in the new office and then just sat down at the standing desk. So he had like a two-story desk at in at his disposal yeah it was huge man really got my core going i mean you looked like a snack dylan needed a standing desk he was getting low-key thick at grand x at the end there okay dylan when we go back to the office are you still gonna sit on uh exercise, when we go back to the office, are you still going to sit on exercise balls when we record?

Brett, let's not start that. You know I don't do that. Come on, man. They're not not comfortable. Some of them have, like, the back support thing, which I guess is okay, but that would defeat the whole purpose, though, wouldn't it? Wait, do people really not know this?

Dylan actually had a bike seat installed, and that's what he sits on during the podcast. You've got to be careful with those. I'm thinking about replacing the one on my Peloton, dude. It's hard on the butt. Well, I heard you took the seat off your own bike because of the way it felt. Man, I was listening to some Blink-182 yesterday during my ride, and it's become a thing for me.

I don't know why, but their live album, the cadence of all the songs once they start going, is really great for doing some Peloton classes. I'm thinking about trying to contact Peloton and ask if I can teach one from my apartment that's just a Blink-182 ride. They might not be down with the interludes where they interview the devil every single interlude of the live album but who knows maybe we can have an audio guy like take that out i think it has legs or dylan's in get in with me he's not no whatever why don't you just do a smooth jazz ride will where you just

like ride through a vineyard or something and play samba music or something like that. Bossa Nova. I was going to say Bossa Nova. Bossa Nova would definitely be a move there. I don't know if the cadence is fast enough. Hey, can we talk about Stamps.com real quick? Oh, yeah.

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sports on a sports-centric podcast, but until then. Sports can't come soon enough. Do you guys want to start off with NBA bubble, or do you want to start off with Washington Redskins? We can start off with the bubs, a little bubble, bubble dot. Bubble NBA baddies? Dude's it looks so much fun yes

so all the nba players are in disney world in a bubble like pretty much like away from everybody right i think they're staying at the yacht club in Epcot, which sounds honestly pretty dope, but there was an account. And I thought, because Jake Kemp at Jake Kemp, uh, tweeted that to go follow it. He was so early on this day. Why was he so early on this?

I don't know, but I followed it immediately when I saw it and there weren't that many people following it. And now it's like, gotta be one of the, the, the most highly trending accounts on Twitter as far as followers go.

It went from about 7,000 followers when I followed it. When I checked it this morning, it was at 55,000. I don't think there's any stopping it. Yeah. I don't know if this person is there. Or if they're just monitoring every player's social and just screen grabbing and recording every piece of bubble content and tweeting it out, tweeting out the best.

But it's a really fun account. Even if you're not that into the NBA, I feel like this is really helping the NBA because there's so many good personalities. You're getting to see Boban go fishing. It's so funny. That was the highlight of the weekend for me, Beaubon fishing. Okay, I'm following now. This is a good account.

It reminds me. JJ Redick shotgunning beers for some reason. Yeah, why was he offering to do that? Is it weird that I was surprised that he's still in the NBA? He's on his way out, yeah i get it is his jay still wet oh yeah that's why nba yeah that's what keeps him around jj weddock no we're not doing that okay i didn't think we were but i thought i'd give it a shot he is at the breakfast bar where he has a podcast. So you know he's on the way out. Well, he got the architectural digest treatment of getting to tour his house in New York.

And I have to say, he's done well for himself in his NBA career. And I don't know how he's managed his money. And I'm sure he doesn't want us to talk about it publicly. But he's got a pad. Well, think of how much he got paid at Duke. Think of how much he got paid afterwards. I mean, he's been rolling in it for a while. I feel like Brett's had that holstered since we started talking about this.

The opportunity presented itself. Did you see that he's 900-1 to have the Redskins' new team name will be the Washington Red Dicks? That's good. Really? Did y'all see the – No, I made that up. That's not true. Okay.

Did y'all see the young lady on Twitter who said that she was already invited to the bubble? Yes. You're getting a lot of play. Well, I played – Pretty fun. We didn't play it on the podcast, but I played the Stephen A. Smith rant whenith rant when he said like okay these guys are going to be in a bubble for three months without their wives girlfriends whoever and he's like no wonder that like a bunch of players want

to do it in las vegas and they're like what and then somebody was like yeah they're going to sneak him in somehow and he's like yes like nothing's off the table i feel like it's going to be like underneath like a room service tray underneath a white tablecloth there's just going to be like instagram models just piling out yeah what's that security like how are they keeping people from coming in or leaving i don't get it what if you just saw like some like some six man just walking in with like a giant like patagonia duffel bag that's meant for like ski equipment but it was just clearly a human inside of it that he was just trying to get into his hotel room come on they should they just know they ordered an armoire from wayf but it was just clearly a human inside of it that he was just trying to get into his hotel room. Come on.

No, they ordered an armoire from Wayfair. It's just Instagram models. You guys, this is so easy. Think of they're in fucking Disney World. It's just going to be chicks dressed up as Disney characters walking around in the costumes. That's clearly Brett's kink. It's not my kink.

It's just the easiest way to get, like, you order a Minnie Mouse costume off Amazon, walk in that sumbitch, and just, there you go. Yeah, wait, why is Goofy going into a J.R. Smith's room every night at midnight? What's going on here? Oh, boy. I have a stupid question.

Is Disney World open? Like, for, you can't visit right now, right? Yeah, no. Florida reopened it because Florida is on top of this stuff. Yeah, they had their single biggest day yesterday in terms of COVID cases. Can't bring that up, Will. It's very impressive that they had their biggest day because it was a Sunday, which is notoriously the lowest testing day in a lot of these places.

So things are going south in Florida. The part where all the NBA players are, is they're isolated from the general public area, correct? I believe so. There will be minimal, if any, commingling with regular people.

With simps. Nobody's going on splash mountain now that's going to happen in the hotel room splash mountains canceled splash mountains canceled you guys know that right why uh because it has uh the history of the the basis of it has some racist undertones. And so they're now turning it into a completely different ride that actually has a similar vibe in terms of the geography of what they're doing. So it does make sense to convert that. But as a kid who just all I wanted to do when I went to Disney World was ride Splash Mountain,

I probably got a pic somewhere of me just like going ham and it was like a Donald Duck hat on. I probably got a pick somewhere of me just like going ham and it was like a Donald Duck hat on now the cool thing is to do something where it didn't look like you were riding the ride with all your buddies when you got the pick taken you have like a laptop out Dylan Splash Mountain is the ride where the

log goes down and then falls into the water and splashes everywhere that was just a log ride at Six Flags is the ride where the log goes down and then falls into the water and splashes everywhere. That was just a log ride at Six Flags. Thank you for mansplaining that. I've done that ride before, but I didn't know that it was called that. The only ride that I refused

to do was the Tower of Terror when I was there. You will not catch me doing a Tower of Terror anywhere or anything similar. Put the word terror in it and I'm out. Yeah. Night terror, terror read. No, I'm over all of them.

They do have access to a golf course. Really? Because some of the Mavs played today. So that's cool. I would assume that it's not open to the public if they're letting the NBA guys go play it. So it's kind of tight if they've got their own little VIP course. They're having the time of their lives in there, man.

I heard some of the rookies were looking for a golf simulator. What would that even entail? what would that even entail? It's, it's where you put a bunch of Instagram models posts up on the screen and then you have to hit a ball. And if you hit the right spot, it just does a fire emoji onto the screen. Pretty good stuff.

It's just responding to page spare next gram. Like keep up the good work. Yeah. Your swing looks great. It's just responding to Paige Spiernex-Graham, like, keep up the good work. Yeah, your swing looks great. Did you keep the Wilmonds open, Will, outside Disney World? We had to shut that down, unfortunately.

Yeah, that was our satellite location, but we didn't shut it down because of COVID concerns or anything like that. It's just that we had some NBA players come in, and they were having fun and everything. And there was such a large congregation of people that it brought the Disney cops over, the security guards. And they just said it was too many people. And then once they realized we didn't even have a liquor license, that was kind of the nail in the coffin. Mickey Mouse showed up. He's like, shut this shit down. Shut it down. Not a bad Mickey.

You've had enough. Oh, boy. That's too bad. It's all right. Yeah, go follow. What's the ad on that? NBA Bubble Life or something? I will tell you shortly.

I want to make sure that the people out there have a way to go follow because it's worth it. That's it. Okay. NBA Bubble Life. Let's see. And then, Daveave let's talk washington redskins do you so they they announced this weekend that they are officially going to explore changing the name right yeah as of as of this morning though they are officially changing the name are they are there like a bunch of dudes out there who are just buying up a bunch

of redskins gear that they can just have for the future future use uh probably yeah there's i mean there's people doing all sorts of things to capitalize a guy has already went ahead and trademarked all the uh names like that are being rumored to be uh you know where they're gonna the direction they're gonna go uh but yeah i would imagine that vintage gear is gonna be worth i don know, a little bit on the secondary market to people from D.C. As someone who went to a college that had to switch their name from the Redskins to a different name, I will say that people definitely thought it was a flex to be wearing the old gear around with the Native American logo on it. And it was not something I ever did. I didn't think it was in the best taste but to each their

own what it has to be something you guys it has to be something red correct like because you can't switch up httr like that's their whole thing like red hot tails like per vegas it does not have to be. Now, if you want some odds here, Red Tails plus 300, Generals plus 400, Presidents, Lincolns, Veterans, Capitals, Americans. If they do the Washington Americans, that is just such a give up. There's no way, right? That's worse than the Houston Texans. Yeah, I think you're right. Red Tails, my favorite personally is the Red Tails. Yeah, I think you're right. Red Tails.

My favorite, personally, is the Red Tails. Yeah, that's cool. What's a Red Tails? That is cool. It's a heart. No, well, it's... I'm going to screw this up if I don't look it up. So I'm going to look it up.

I got it. It's based on the Tuskegee Airmen. Yeah, which is an all-black group right yeah it was yeah in the uh in world war ii that's and their logo is sick also this is the thing like it the washington redskins have an opportunity right now to name it something awesome not many sports teams have the opportunity to just like rebrand in an awesome way and if they don't take advantage of this i just dread that they will come out with some shit logo that everyone's gonna hate and everyone's gonna skewer when they could really come out looking pretty

cool red tail does sound like i didn't apologies for not knowing the history of history is not really my thing i'm more of a geography guy right brett you in directions in hand well yep i know geography like the back of my hand okay so is the nickname given to the first black military aviators who flew 15 000 plus missions during world war ii that sounds tight that's for my man darren rovell so that's my solution what's their logo look like uh someone just just took it upon themselves to uh put together some uh of their own logos and they mean they're cool they use the same same color scheme that the rest skins already have so uh just uh along that same vein but it looks tight i'm all that that's a very cool mascot so our friend landry on twitter noted how good of a name the washington

rad skins would be not wrong not wrong dude dude just switch one vowel yeah just unstitch everything and just stitch it stitch an a in there it's easy it's just like uh just like uh punk rock tattoos like party tats that you just randomly get? SLC punk tats, and that's their logo. I don't know. Watching Redskins games, Redskins home games are really hard for me to watch. Yeah, because they're terrible.

And nobody goes. There's something about their field that just pisses me off and i'm like yeah this is gross i don't i don't like it all it looks shitty even though it's like uh i think it's a fairly new stadium right fedex field i don't know maybe i'm wrong remember when texas played uh maryland there in their first game of a home and home a couple years ago and they lost to a team that didn't have a coach. Tom Herman is coach. I mean,

say what you want about Tom Herman, but he lost to a team without a coach. And yeah, it just was, I just remember thinking like, this is one of the most unwatchable games I've ever seen. The jerseys of the Maryland team on the, the background of the Washington Redskins stadium.

I was like, yeah, this is just terrible. I don't want to watch this game at all. Sorry to bring that up, Dylan. It's all right. No,

they got them back the next year. No, they didn't play the next year. That was like two of the home and home. I was at the, I was at the UT Maryland game and it was really fun for the first, uh, first series.

Yeah. Before things went south for Texas. I think I saw people legitimately crying in the stands after Maryland just started beating the piss out of them. It was like, oh, this is a really good opening game. I love a good 11 a.m. kickoff to open up the season. It's just sweltering hot in Austin, Texas. Oh. and it's just sweltering hot in Austin, Texas.

Oh. Yeah, I think I would be surprised if they didn't. They should do something with like a military tribute in it to kind of force field themselves. Yeah. But if they're not going to do rad skins, dude, I like the Hogs. They've already got the Hog thing in their history. So, dude, the Washington Hogs. Give me that.

We're a big Hog podcast, so it makes sense that you would like that. Let's go, Hogs. The mascot should have like 30 to 50 of them just in a group. How many players are on an NFL roster for game day? 56? 53. 53, man. Yeah, man.

Technically 46 because some of them don't dress. Well, imagine if there were 30 to 50 dudes running out into the field on all fours just storming the field. Okay. Just chopping. field all on all fours just storming the field okay just chopping they just have a javelina chopping before the game starts just running around damimas javelina's playing on the loudspeakers sick so good now you're speaking my language spanish indeed brad do you have any brain you'll hear oh yeah sorry randy r Randy's panting And I don't know if y'all can hear him The only breaking news I have

Will can you hear the people above me right now Can you guys hear I heard something in the microphone And then I saw you take out one of your headphones And look up as if there was an earthquake happening And I was waiting for it to hit my side of town It sounds like Somebody is sawing a redwood tree down above my apartment right now. The redwoods.

Oh, I like the redwoods. Are there redwoods out there? No. No. Not at all. Other side of the country. It doesn't matter though. But these people, like I've come very, very close to going upstairs and knocking on their door

because it is just constant, constant like jumping on the ground. And I'm afraid at this point because there's a lot of like running, and I think it might be a child. This is new. This is in the last couple weeks. Dylan, how would you handle this situation if you were confronted with this sounds familiar bro dylan i am i am beside myself at like midnight they're doing this stuff but what is happening probably not a child unless they're

just totally irresponsible parents do they have a feral hawk i'm i'm i don't know what to do, Dylan. Yeah. It hard. It hard. I can't tell you, though, that your office management, your leasing office will prefer you to go through them and not directly to the resident. That's the thing. Brett, aren't you the office manager at your apartment complex? Yeah. In all my experience.

I just don't – like I want to know. I don't even care. Like if you give me a solid response like, hey, what are you doing? Oh, I'm building furniture in my apartment. Okay. But like what are you doing? Why does it sound like you weigh 700 pounds and you're purposefully stomping between rooms? I don't understand how that works.

I mean, the person that lives above me is, I know who it is and I don't have any issue with them, but he does make some noise because he's just tall. He's just a big dude. And I can hear him walking sometimes, but it's not loud enough that I would ever say anything about it. But it does sound like a redwood is just walking around up top. ever say anything about it but it does sound like a redwood is just walking around up up top i draw the line when i have a like a glass of water on my coffee table that shakes like jurassic park when they walk like that's just it and you can hear like the picture frames rattling and stuff and i've never heard that before from either side below me ever it's just in the last like three weeks as this person has moved in speaking of blow me

dave just uh dropped some breaking news into the uh into the chat can someone else read this headline so i don't have to yeah i'll do it the automa blow is a dick-sucking robot for your tesla okay um okay it says the makers that real or fake well samantha cole wrote it on july 8th at 2 31 p.m so dylan you you once actually you are the only one here who put down the down payment or got on the list for a tesla right? I did, yeah. So. I got $1,000 to reserve my Tesla Model 3, but then I ended up pulling that about a year.

Did you get it back? Yeah, yeah. Did you reinvest it into anything? I probably used it to buy Bitcoin, honestly. I don't remember. It was several years ago. So it's a swinging piece of scaffolding that attaches. Wait, it attaches to the cup holder?

This is weird. Yeah. What's weird about it, dude? It's a thing that you put in your cup holder and it gives you a blowjob. It's not that weird. Dude, imagine you're just driving down the highway and you look over and some dude's getting a blowjob from his cup holder. It's just a bad look.

From a robot. At no point am I driving in my car thinking like, man, I could really use a Bionic BJ right now. I mean. What do you do? What do you do when you're at Popeyes and you're going through and they give you a drink and then all of a sudden you're like, oh, hold on, let me move my blowjob machine. They're like, oh, what's that? Is that like a reading lamp? You're like, no. No, it's my dick-sucking robot.

What are we doing? I don't know. I thought it was breaking news. doing why are we doing i don't know i thought it was breaking news shout out to mark for uh that that that lead yeah dave if that if you presented that during a real or fake vice headline segment i probably would have said fake but turns out it's not 100% would have said fake if dave if dave wrote that because the austin tesla connection it would have been my thought process would have been like, Dave's a Tesla guy. Elon's hot right now. I think we should bring it back.

This thing's so cheap looking too. It honestly looks like it was made with an erector set. Some kid on Christmas morning just threw this thing together. It was like, hey, here's a dick-sucking robot for your car. I just can't imagine not like, not, not having like a high end, you know, bespoke blowjob machine at this point.

Can you buy these at a sharper image? It's a big stone. Yeah. It's, it's a brick. It's a Brookstone product. Probably. That should be a bet payoff. One of the loser of whatever bet has to go into brookstone and ask for the automobile why is this only for tesla because the tesla is the only self-driving car it's the only safe one oh i didn't think about oh okay i didn't think about that true you can't just have a robot just slobbing you off when you're

10 and 2 yeah it's true it'slobbing you off when you're 10 and 2. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, it's not safe. I mean, yeah. God, you might just be getting the business when you're pulling up to the Popeye's drive-thru. Something tells me that wouldn't be like the weirdest thing they've seen in that drive-thru. 100% not. 100% not.

Well, on these notes, guys, should we call it a day probably so yeah all right here's here's everyone's reminder to uh check out jerry mcguire it is on netflix which we're making a a concerted effort to choose i say free movies even though there's there's a subscription but i don't think anyone actually pays for their netflix so go check out Jerry Maguire. Anything else, boys? That was a fun one. We covered a lot today.

That was fun. I mean, from human trafficking to bionic BJs, I think we did it today. Loaded episode. Hey, back in the studio. Back in the studio tomorrow. That's another one. Dylan, congratulations, Dylan, on your quarantine. Yes.

My seven-day self-imposed quarantine. It's over tomorrow. So back in the stew. Cannot wait to get back in there with you guys. I'm excited. I forgot how much recording from home stinks. Sucks. Yeah. Shall we? All right, guys. Bye. yeah shall we alright guys bye