Circling Back - Weight-Lifting Dogs & Joe Rogan's Dealer

Episode Date: August 10, 2020

Will returns to The Lodge after a two-week hiatus to talk about the past weekend, how to pronounce "sherbet," Joe Rogan's new Austin studio, PGA Championship banter, and the viral weight-lifting dog from Twitter. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (15:30) Recapping This Weekend in Fun (34:30) Joe Rogan Moves To Austin (53:40) Brooks Koepka's PGA Championship (1:08:30) Weight-Lifting Dog Miller High Life: The Champagne of Beers. A quality beer within everyone’s reach. Ritual: www.ritual.com/circlingback (10% off first three months) Hawthorne: www.hawthorne.co (CIRCLINGBACK for 10% off) Lumin: www.luminskin.com/steam (FREE first month) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the lodge my name's will to freeze to my right david rough pretty geeked out today what's good i've got this uh cold brew blend it uh features mct oil a pinch of Himalayan pink salt. A little cinnamon? A little bit of cinnamon, which is a known scientifically proven anti-inflammatory. No collagen peptides. Come on, dude. I got some if you need them.

I've got whey and I've got whatever pea protein. I don't have collagen. It's game season. That's why. Do you not care about your hair or nail health, Dave? He just cares about gains at this point. I've got biotin in my multi. But, yeah, I mean, a nice little blend here.

I don't do the honey. I feel like his, and I'm referring to Phil Mickelson, his coffee blend, which, by the way, we were doing this coffee bit like five years ago. So, I mean, he's on the wave now, and I'm happy to have him on the wave. But we were early on this shit. He's no pioneer. He's not a pioneer. But the honey thing, and like for allergies, I've kind of heard that that's not really a thing.

Yeah. I think you would have to take in a lot of honey a day. Wouldn't you have to eat like the entire thing of honey in order for it to work? You'd have to go bury your head in a honeycomb. In theory, it makes sense. You get the local allergens in your system to kind of whatever, but I don't know. It's never helped me before. You'd have to be like Pooh Bear, just sitting there dipping your hand in and just rubbing it all over your face.

That'd be a weird move. Pantsless. Okay. Because Pooh Bear doesn't wear pants, Dylan. i yeah i get it yeah winning the poo did you ever take a or have allergy shots no so i did i did the test is that the same thing well they give you the test and then they prescribe which they treat it with the shots and it's once or twice a week, and I would do it. And they were very, very, very expensive at the time. This is like right out of college. And I was like, is this going to work?

And they're like, well, you know, it can take over a year to really notice it. And then I was like, oh, okay, well, what's like the success rate? And they're like, well, we don't really know that yet well not great well all right i'm cool and it was out of the way so i stopped doing it but it's the same same idea right introducing those to your sit those right to your system and antibodies and whatnot i would like some covet antibodies in this coffee next time do they have those yeah someone's blood plasma can i go to whole foods and just pick up some of those I bet you're not far from it dude I'm not even an antibody guy I'm pro body yeah speaking of bodies what's up fam let me be the first to

welcome you back from vacation well thank you back to the studio back in the hot seat working the boards it's good to be here beer looking good as always call me Ben Wallace color to you you know it's most been playing a lot of golf or something no I didn't play that much golf what are you talking about dude wait why Ben Wallace because he hit the boards hard oh I took that maybe I thought maybe he came back I crushed that Dennis Rodman joke last week or two weeks whatever the fuck it was I don't know I crushed that joke so people you know, doing their own little spin on it. Which is fine.

It's fine. Dude, if 45-year-old Ben Wallace came back, I'd be very happy. Just ring chasing? Just he and she'd come back as 45-year-olds. Coming back with like 4'5". I love a guy who's really strong on the boards, but it just doesn't have much of an offensive game. Not an offensive threat.

Much like Dennis Rodman. Ben Wallace, Dennis Rodman, guys like that. Yeah, they had hack of Ben. It's very annoying. Yeah. We still beat the Lakers in five. Yeah, we just need you on one end of the floor, really. Is that what you're saying I do?

I work the boards well, but everything else I'm just kind of mediocre at? That's exactly what I'm saying. I really appreciate that, man. When we need a quick deuce, we put the ball in someone else's hands is what I'm saying. I'm just there as a body down low just throwing ass into them. Getting my chinos wet. Yep. Not sure why I'm playing in chinos.

Did you play in pants at all? No, I actually didn't. I was going to play in pants one day, but it ended up being warm enough when the round started that I was like, you know what? I'm going shorts pullover. Wow. I did play shorts pullover. Wow. I did play shorts and sweater a lot, which is an underrated combination. Okay. Yeah.

Cashmere? What kind of sweater? Yeah. I bought a deep discount cashmere sweater because Sally and I did a photo. So our wedding photographer said that they would – our wedding was supposed to be this past Saturday. So all of us should be recording from Harbor Springs, Michigan right now, but we're not. Yeah. And so the only deposit we didn't get back was from our photographer.

And so we called their bluff and we were like, all right, well, we're going to do a photo shoot then when we come up. Ooh. And so – How did they feel about that? She seemed to be very happy about it. And so we went and did a photo shoot and I bought a deep discount gray cashmere sweater. You know, I thought you were going to say deep. I keep thinking you were saying deep V.

No, I don't have the pecs for a deep V. Deep V on a sweater is just a little unnecessary. Deep Vs are out. Dude, that's Barrett. They're out. Yeah, but V-neck sweaters, you'd still play on the golf course once in a while. Okay. But look at my pecs right now.

I don't have the pecs for that. I see a little something in there. No, you don't see anything. I don't know. I did post three Instagrams from northern Michigan and at Will DeFreeze, none of which I had a shirt on. It wasn't intentional, but I was like, dude, these are my favorite picks. With this new COVID bod, man.

No. Sometimes you just got to pop top. We talked about your tinky one. You posted a grand mid-tink. Yeah. Yeah. Some people thought I was pooping. I was not.

I was actually peeing. Well, you had poop face. You had a couple different. You can describe that face with different acts that you do in private. Has that become like a little face thing on the Discord yet or what? I don't know. It will be very shortly. It seems like that would be a good one.

Kind of like a, ugh. I'm going to bet on there in a minute. I'm a total dumbass. How do you, how would one, if somebody's sitting at home and let's say they're not a Discord guy or gal, let's say they're like, man, this Discord thing sounds really cool even though we haven't explained it and i can't explain it how would they go about joining our discord does it link only dave i have no i have no freaking clue it's a good question when i found out that we had one i didn't know first of all i didn't know what it

was secondly i had to get someone to walk my hand to to get me to it do we do we need rand yeah enter the chat right now? Hold my hand, I should say. According to Barrett, there's a link that you send out that only lasts 24 hours. So there was a link for the circling back one that I tried following, and it didn't work. So you guys just need to keep on making links and tweeting them out.

Why would a link expire? Just so that not tons of people join it that are trying to be joining it. It's called exclusivity, dude. Yeah. There's a reason the link I sent you had already expired. Thank you, Randy. I found it somehow.

So someone helped me at some point along the way. Yeah, I don't know how I found it, but I'm in it. Well, it's like Slack with a bunch of people you've never met who listen to you talk on the microphones. We'll figure out a way, and I'll tweet out a link that's good for 24 hours and 24 hours only. Club Cool has a Discord now. There we go.

They're just in there talking about cool shit. Well, it's a club about cool. How stoked are you to see Phil today? I know you're stoked to see Barrett, but you get to see Phil. I know you haven't seen Phil in a while. I feel like I've seen Phil more recently than I've seen Barrett. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You weren't gone that long. I feel like I've seen Phil more recently than I've seen Barrett. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

You weren't gone that long. No, and Barrett's always like five minutes late for everything, and so by the time I'm leaving, Phil's here. Did you see his Instagram post? The vascularity on one Barrett. I mean, dude. Come on, dog. Excuse me?

Why don't you calm down on the thirst traps there, chief? Instagram should take that down. It's a little too graphic. I reported it. Did they seriously just put in their own fence just so he could get a couple grams off? Because it looks like that's what happened. I was not ready to be that horny on a Sunday afternoon. No, not at all.

It was too much for me. Not at all. I usually try to take Sunday afternoons off from being H, and I just couldn't. It's the day of rest, man. When he started doing the whatever it's called. What was that about? I was just like oh my god

was that the jackhammer me Barrett gee whoa are we gonna start calling him jackhammer we could some are saying

they used to call you the backhammer I don't get it why well didn't you have like a failed career as a chiropractor yeah

I did that's good that's good didn't last long. You're always adjusting. Do you guys want programming notes, of which there are many? Yes.

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I tell you, it sucked and it doesn't suck. I've been going to it like on iTunes looking for one-star reviews, even four-star reviews. Can't find one. Can't find one. Not even just the reviews, which are usually pretty overwhelmingly positive, but there's some Reddit chatter, some social media chatter about it. Let me address one comment on this. Is there booty chatter about it? There chatter about it. Yeah, let me address one comment on there. Is there booty chatter about it? There's booty chatter. Yeah, it's all positive.

Everybody loves, you know, Micah. Micah, 90% positive, 10% the people who are just never going to like Micah, which is perfect. You don't want everybody loving you. KJ is getting a lot of love. Someone noted that they hope I don't hire him only to fire him six months later. And that is a reference to John Duda. And I just want to say, while that is humorous, I don't appreciate it

because he was not fired. It's very different. He was laid off, and that was not my call. So I want to put that out there. He didn't fly too close to the sun. No. I mean, he probably did at some point. All Duda did was just boggle my mind every day when he would walk in wearing just the most puzzling—

I don't— Wool socks with Birkenstocks in July. Yeah. You have to admit that was a mood, though. I guess. You guys, I think this is the the important stuff if you're ready for it not that everything else wasn't important but we got some breaking news right now tomorrow's stream room on patreon.com circling back podcast is dylan do you want to announce it since you

were the one who came up with this one oh sure um it's only fitting i think that um i choose jurassic park me and Parks actually chose it together. Yeah? Yeah, look. My house is just all about dinosaurs right now. Dinosaurs? We watch this movie all the time. We're playing video games with dinosaurs.

We got dinosaur toys just strewn about the house. It's crazy. The homie, he goes to these phases of liking different things. You know, Paw Patrol, Tractor, shit like that. Nothing like this dinosaur phase, man. I love that he went through a tractor phase. Oh, big time tractor phase. It's manly as hell. He even has, at the ranch, he has a little replica tractor

of the big tractor that my stepdad uses, and he can drive it around. It's pretty tight. It's cool. It's a Kubota. I wonder if Kyle Manduho's kid still loves dump trucks. From what I can tell, he does. Oh, I got dumps like a truck.

I'm talking about that. What are your thoughts? What? What? What? But look, we chose Jurassic Park, and I say we, me and Parks. We chose Jurassic Park together. Is he going to do the pod?

No. Yeah, y'all should do this movie. He just wants to hear your takes on it. So, yeah, we're doing Jurassic Park, man. I'm excited. I love the movie. It's a great movie. I'm going to be overly critical. I'm excited. I love the movie. It's a great movie. I'm going to be overly critical.

I'm going to point out, like, all the things that didn't age well. I'm just going to be – I'm going to try to ruin it. You're going to ruin it for part of it. Is the homie going to, like – does he know that, like, he's never going to see an actual dinosaur? Like, has he come to terms with that? Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

It's part of the mystery. We went to a – well, we'll get to that in the next segment. Oops, sorry. Yeah, Jurassic Park, folks. The original from 1991, something like that. I don't know when it was. well, we'll get to that in the next segment. Oops, sorry. Yeah, Jurassic Park, folks. The original from 1991, something like that. I don't know when it was. Dude, hard to say. No, you can't even look it up.

I'm going to guess 94. I think 91. Let's look it up right now. We're also doing – this week is – drumroll, please. Shark week. And not the kind you think. I'm not talking about the ones that are swimming around just eating things. I'm talking about charcuterie.

We're rating charcuterie boards on Happy Hour Live this week. We actually have Mike Tyson. We're going to put him in a full suit, and he's going to fight a charcuterie board. Sweet. Wow. That's tight. He's going to get into the water with a shark board. This is something I can promise you no one else is doing, is Sharkutery Week.

No, no. No one's doing that you no one else is doing. It's charcuterie week. No, no. No one's doing that. No one's doing this. Shark Week is in full effect, so start making your charcuterie boards and get them submitted to us at Circling Back Pod, or just DM us. Do whatever you need to do in order to get your shark board in front of our faces. And I will say this.

There might be some Shark Week merch happening. Get excited. Wow. Don't you dare promise something you're not going to deliver on. Because I can't wait. Just wait, man. Shark Week. Shark Week.

We're doing that Wednesday. Wednesday. Happy Hour Live, YouTube.com slash watch media. I expect that to be one of the higher rated YouTube live streams we've done. There are some sexy charcuteries out there. Yeah. Sharks. Yeah.

I will say, I am not a fan of the word cooter board. No, not at all. If anyone uses that in any way, shape, or form during this, they are going to get a bad rating from your boy. It's dirty. That's what Delph would call it. He'd have just a bunch of beef jerky on his board. Hell yeah. That's actually tight. That's actually tight. I actually had some Wagyu beef jerky while I was back home. And he would have like, he'd have just like a bunch of beef jerky on his board. Hell yeah. That's actually tight.

That's actually tight. I actually had some Wagyu beef jerky while I was back home. All right. That is the most Brooks Koepka thing ever said. It was an absolute delight. Brooks Koepka. What a chotch that guy is. Once you've had it, you know, you just.

What a chotch. You can't explain it, Dylan. Oh, I'll never eat a Slim Jim again. Oh, yeah. Don't shit on Slim Jims. They're tight. I'm not going to Slim Jim again. Oh, yeah. Don't shit on Slim Jims. They're tight. I'm not going to shit on them. Just sodium?

I should like Slim Jims as the only person in this room who's met the Macho Man Randy Savage. Will. Oh, yeah, buddy. Oh, yeah. I'll sign that napkin for you. You guys are obnoxious. I want to grab the napkin. He's on the golf course with some shorts and a

sweater oh yeah oh yeah died in a jeep heart attack for real and crashed it yeah very sad well that just killed the vibe i didn't know he was a dead man. Yeah, he died, unfortunately. I mean, you can pretty much, pro wrestling, pro wrestlers are usually, they don't age well. Live hard, die fast. How's that saying go? Something like that. Yeah. It's impossible to know. Yeah.

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Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Dylan, how was your weekend? I'm glad you asked, Will. I actually had a fantastic weekend. It started Friday. We played a little round of golf at a place called Spanish Oaks. See the hat? I got it.

I got it there. Never heard of it. You know the gray one I have? Did you play there? With the same logo? I did, yeah. This is like the gray one, except this one's white. Did you get it?

How do you know? I'm told. I'm told. This is what white looks like. When you walk into a nice golf course's place, like pro shop, do you just walk in and your brain's just melted? You just don't know what you're even looking at? I usually have to ask.

Yeah, I usually have to ask questions. It's like the golden retriever at the laptop meme when it's like doesn't know what he's looking at but he's trying i mean i can see colors guys just not very well right you know i'm sure you can dude anyway um shouts for a boy ryan ryan who invited us out there again yes that's his name he gave me some shit about forgetting his name last who rode with him which him? Which I deserved. I did. Did he say whether you were a better cartner than I was when I rode with him? Privately, when Dave went to the bathroom at one point, he said Dave was a trash cartner. Dude, I'm a good cartner.

Tight. I'm a real good cartner. We just talked business. We just talked oil and gas all day. Did the BTS make it out? It did. Oh, yeah. All right, look.

We played Spanish Oanish jokes i had a fantastic time um my game is in total disarray i i don't i don't belong anywhere near a golf course much less a nice golf course right now but look i had fun um i smoked a cigar we hit that snack barn basically looted it came out going like this, holding just a trove of snacks. I had a Sherbert. What flavor? Sherbet, as Dylan would make me say. No, Sherbet.

There's only one R in the word. Nobody calls it that. I had a Sherbert push pop. What kind? Was it a Flintstone one? No, it wasn't. Is all Sherbert orange? No, it's blue.

There's some blue out there. I don't know. I don't know anything about Sherbert. Sherbet. No, it's Sherbert. Sherbet. There's only one R in the word. No one calls it's blue. No, it wouldn't come up, man. There's some blue out there. I don't know. I don't know anything about sherbet. Sherbet. No, it's sherbert. Sherbet. There's only one R in the word. No one calls it sherbet. Sherbert.

I do, because I can read. Well, yeah, sherbet. I can read, so I say it sherbet. No one knows better than 99% of the population. People forget that. Look at the word. Look it up. It's a stupid word, to be fair.

You can't just add R's in words. I don't even say it. I just call it a push pop. Calling it sherbet's kind of just like hoity-toity. If you want to sound really hoity-toity, you say sorbet, which is the same shit. It's the same thing? Yeah. You sure?

Yeah, it's like our word for sorbet. Why don't we just say sorbet? Someone's going to tell me I'm wrong, and that's fine. Wait. What? All right, never mind. Well, this is going to take a deep dive. There's different ways to say it.

But it's sure Burt might be a different thing. It might have a different twist. It might be a Texas twist on an old favorite. What is sure bit? Just regular. I don't know. Anyway. I wish I could tell you.

Thanks to Ryan again. That's when Brett does bits. We had a great time. I smoked a cigar. What's so funny? Didn't you get a text from someone saying that they were a sorbet? Wow. What's wrong with you? Sorry, I'm excited to be back in the stew, man.

It's been a long time. You need to switch into the perp chair. It's been a minute since I've been in here. I was going to tell you man like there's plenty of time on the clock you don't need to pull up from half court but you did thank you you made it and now you look like a genius can i finish my weekend i mean if you even want how do you finish is it worth that yeah because it got better from there oh okay i picked up the homie after golf we had a chill little um friday afternoon saturday we went to the dinosaur

park outside of austin and you know what it was pretty tight wait the expectations exceeded they they're not alive i know you're about i know what you're about to ask yeah so they're they've been extinct for a while turns out hello so these were just like little replicas um millions of years turns out um we had a great time parks parks sure about that? Parks, he took my phone. He asked me if he could have it. I said, yeah, he'd go. He just took pictures the entire time. It was really funny.

My camera roll is just dinosaurs, and it's pretty cute. It's 65 million years, by the way. Dude, there's no way anyone can know that. Some of them are even older than that. No, man. What is it, carbon dating? No, they just read Wikipedia. I've never dated carbon. I'm telling you, this kid is dinosaur crazy right now. He was born 65 million years too late, man. He is it? Carbon dating? No, they just read like Wikipedia. I've never dated carbon.

I'm telling you, this kid is dinosaur crazy right now. He was born 65 million years too late, man. He missed it. He missed it all. Yeah. You know,

like humankind, man has only been around in like the blink of an eye when it comes to the universe. Yeah. You're right, David. Isn't that crazy? He might not even be around years from now.

Brooks, sorry, Bryson DeChambeau will be, but we might not be. Well, I got to put that on the rundown. I forgot about that whole thread. It's going to live forever. How cute is it that he just took pictures the whole time with my phone? Why don't you quit being a dick and buy him his own phone?

Just get him an iPhone. I don't think he needs an iPhone. You're like, hey, man, let me just buy you one so you can take it online. iTunes, Bill. Were his pics good? Did he put good filters on them? What's his aesthetic like? I think he needs an iPhone. You're like, hey, man, let me just buy you one so you can take it. Talk about running out of money. iTunes bill. Were his pics good? Did he put good filters on them? What's his aesthetic like? Check me out on the.

Check me out on the. Add me on the group. Add D Shivery. You'll see he actually took about three of the pictures that I posted. Maybe two of the pictures I posted on my gram. He took them. Did you have to kneel because he was down low? Because he's like 40 inches tall. Yeah. So he took that one and the one of my sister and brother-in-law. The pictures I posted on my gram. He took them. Did you have to kneel because he was down low getting that perspective?

He's like 40 inches tall. Yeah. So he took that one and the one of my sister and brother-in-law. No, Dylan was protesting. Brontosaurus. He was like, hey, go pose in front of the T-Rex egg. I want to get a pic.

I said, all right, you got it, dog. You tell me what to do. And I did it. I think he overuses the Melbourne filter, personally. Well, he didn't post the gram. Let him get a gram off. Well done.

Maybe I will. I'll let him just run with one. That's like the first one you've posted in a while with your shirt on. That's not true. Well, you cannot talk. Yeah. Mr. Pop Top. Alright, I's... Well, you cannot talk. Yeah. Mr. Pop Top. All right, I'm finished with my weekend.

Enough about me. This is a great one, though. Great. What did you do, Dave? I also played Spanish Oaks. Very nice. I got a lot of people chiming in. Did you beat Dylan?

I don't know. I may not have. I played awful. I got him on the front. I'm pretty sure you smoked me on the back. Oh, really? Yeah. I played awful, but I had some fun.

We're transitioning right now. Saturday. Friday night, what did I do? I think I just played Warzone. Dude, hell yeah. Bopping with the boys. Yeah, man. Um, watch did that. Watch a lot of golf Friday, Saturday did the same thing. Pretty much just

watch golf. Oh, I did ribs as you guys might've seen. A lot of people were sending in there, what they were smoking at meat smokers only on the Grom. Feel free to add it. Wearing this button out today. Yeah. And, yeah, they were good. And then Saturday night was a big night. We had Mavs. Mavs.

Bucks. Bucks. And, wow. Luca went off. What an exciting game. I texted a buddy about halfway through. I was like, is this Luca's best game as a Maverick ever? And he was like, yeah, I think it is. And it came to find out it definitely was.

It was sick. Really fun. Then I played a couple games of Warzone, went to bed. Sunday was quite the day for me. Got up, made breakfast, worked out in the garage. And then I went out to the golf course and banged some balls, did some chipping. This is kind of gross, but I did the workout,

throw on a polo over the sweaty top, just go to the course, no shower. Sweatiest in the room. Just the sweatiest, by far the sweatiest. Then I watched golf all day yesterday which was very fun and i'm sure we'll talk about soon but pretty low-key but pretty eventful with uh with the sports i kind of had a low-key weekend as well friday i started off we we had just gotten back from playing arcadia bluffs on uh thursday evening so friday just kind of got some stuff done, enjoyed the day,

and had a nice little dinner on a rooftop with some friends and overlooked Little Traverse Bay in Harbor Springs, Michigan. And the plan was to really let it rip on Saturday and have a beach day on Saturday. All signs pointed to 80 and sunny. It was going to be an incredible day. Woke up that morning, and it was 60 and rainy. So, yeah, the meteorologists in northern Michigan.

It's classic, unsalted lake life. You know what it is. So, yeah, we just ended up watching this. We went to a local farm, had some ciders, had some beers, had some farm-to-table food, enjoyed that under a tent. And then I moseyed on over to a friend friend's house and we watched the storm roll in from a porch where i drank a few ipas and and then uh had went and had dinner with my parents then we went to bed early because we had to leave and so yesterday i woke up at 4 45 a.m 3 45 your time headed the airport and flew back down to austin texas i'm dumb i didn't realize

y'all were in a different time zone. Yeah. So an interesting fact that I did not know existed. So Arcadia Bluffs, the course we played midweek is on the Western coast of Michigan. And halfway through the round, we were trying to figure out what time it was because we needed to make our dinner reservation at the resort. And we looked and all of our phones were different. Not all of them. Some said it was 5.05. Some said it was 6.05. And as it turns out, the course is structured in a place where it will switch time zones. Oh, that's weird.

It freaked me out. I was just like, what's going on right now? That's why I always just go by the sun. Yeah, that's a good call. That's a good call. That's why you're always 15 minutes, like 15, 30 minutes late to everything. Yeah, but you'll never catch me being an hour late. do you do at night i go by the moon how do you tell people of course obviously pretty simple what if it's cloudy well then you just have to go by the

humidity damn you got us all figured out yeah i, this is impressive. I do. Very happy about that. But yeah, and then I got back yesterday, got butt deep on the couch, and watched some PGA Championship for a while. And I was fast asleep probably before 10 last night. I love that for you. I was exhausted. Yeah. Just exhausted, man.

You're doing better than I thought you'd be. Well, I didn't really. I mean, it was a pretty low-key time. We couldn't go to bars up there. We couldn't really do much. So we just kind of drank outside and you know, I PAs though, when you introduce that, that's just a game changer. Potentially people were wondering last night if I was going to have a beer watching the, uh, the PGA, but I decided against it. And I had an AFD, which I call an alcohol free day because I had been drinking for the last, I don't know, two weeks straight. Those are good to mix in.

Yeah, so I decided to have an alcohol-free day yesterday, and I did not have the Guinness that I teased on Twitter last night. Dude, wow. I know. I ended up having just a sparkling watermelon drink from Trader Joe's instead. It kind of tastes like a cocktail. A little mocktail. Kind of delightful, actually.

So, yeah, just a big weekend for everyone involved. I am happy to be back, though, guys. It's good to have the full squad. Well, welcome back. Let me be the first to welcome you back. Thank you, David. I appreciate that. I just want to say, I've done a little research,

and while it is Sherbet and not Sherbert, I would love to know why it's been mispronounced by generations of Americans. Yeah, I don't know. But it's true. 99% of people say it that way. But I feel like if you order Sherbet somewhere, I get a restaurant and I'm there,

I'm going to get up and leave. Because that's like ordering bruschetta in an Italian restaurant. Just say bruschetta. That's what everybody here says. You don't have to be a dick. I call it sorbet. Is that insufferable or is that just like broke boy?

I don't know the difference. Wait, what do you call it? Just sorbet. I need to know if there's a difference. Sorbet and sherbet. I don't think there is because on the Wikipedia page it says sorbet or sherbet is a frozen dessert made from sugar sweetened water with flavoring. So I think sherbet's just the Americanized sorbet, which sounds like a French word to me.

But I'd rather say sorbet than sherbet. I'd rather say sorbet than sherbet. Sherbet just sounds stupid. I don't have a problem with anybody saying sorbet. Let me just say, there's too much sugar in this anyway. We should probably just all avoid it. Let's cancel sherbet. I'd prefer not to on these hot days.

Talk to me in November. Dude, give me a Matt's sherbet post-meal. See, that's the thing. That's where I eat it only, exclusively, and I always call it sorbet. Like, hey, can we get a round of sorbets for the boys? A lot of menus will list it as, will write it down as sherbet, because they just don't know, like I do. But it's whatever.

Well, it's like when a menu writes down, like, world famous in quotations, and it's like, so are you acknowledging that it's not world famous and you're kidding? No, someone said it once. Like this quote man, not us. Do people across the globe do they recognize this

as being a famous meal? Like probably not. They write like no substitutions in quotes and it's like so can I substitute? Like what's going on here? Two things that

the Spanish Oak snack shop was missing. A gelato stand and a Dippin' D dots ice cream in the future man imagine if they had dipping dots out there dave just wants a cold stone creamery dude at every single stand just like hawking on the on the board they had dude they're not far from it they glass bottle topo chico which is fantastic that's just a flex i got two of them off you know you're playing at a nice place when you call the clubhouse and they bring the cocktails out to you yeah that's when you know you're you're you're flying when

they have bottle openers at the little snack snack huts you know they're doing something right shout out to my dude ryan for um uh starting the ranch water train in about 10 0 5 in the morning not trying to out you but you did and i And I followed suit. It was fantastic. If I learned anything from being in Michigan, we don't drink nearly enough on the course together. That's a shame. I just had one bloody. That was it. That's all I needed.

My buddy texted me the other day. I was like, hey, do you want me to pick you up for golf? And he was like, no, man, I'm kind of running behind. Is there any way you can stop by and grab some beers in a cooler? I was like, dude, it's 8.05. So what did I do? I went and got some beers in a cooler. Yeah, like, dude, it's 8.05. So what did I do? I went and got some beers in a cooler. Yeah, that's what you got to do.

High life. Man. Nothing like a golf course stogie, though. It hits right, even when it's 98 degrees outside. Yeah, I can't smoke a cigar in that heat. Yeah, you're pretty soft. I had one. Dylan smoked about a quarter of his and then lost it.

I did lose my cigar. I got the black lung pop. I think our boy Ken, our four caddy, he drove off in my car and the guy had set it on the little... It doesn't matter. I heard he put it out

because he was worried about your oral health. I don't think that's what happened. That's what Ken told me. Let me worry about my own oral health, Ken. Ken told me that you shot 120. When did you talk to Ken? Ken was texting me ryan gave him my number so i could get any intel yeah kenny ball game yep oh ken yep cam can we talk about hawthorne real quick yeah i thought you'd never ask you knew i was gonna ask daddy lovesorne. Stop. Hawthorne's the best of both worlds, whether it's for work or for play.

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It's not pass-fail, so everyone literally passes. Oh, okay. You go on. You take a quiz, and you fill in some things, some preferences in your life that you may like. Yeah. And then at the end of this quiz, which is a quick one,

like what, it's two minutes long? They tailor the products after, to what you say in the quiz, basically. It's custom. It's custom.

Thank you. That's the word I needed. I bet you're still wearing polo blue. Get out of here, dude. Ha ha! I wore my work scent the other day. To work? Or to go play?

To play. That's bad boy stuff. To play. Really? Yeah. People don't do that, but I did. Where were you playing? Don't worry about it.

I mean, as a guy, it's hard to buy cologne. And so all you have to do is like, I mean, it's tough. You go into some place and you start smelling them and it's like, oh, I don't know. There's a lot to smell in all right now. Why not just have it sent right to you? They've also got deodorant, shampoo, body wash, face cleanser, lotion. They even have aluminum-free deodorant, Dylan. So I've been on that train for a minute.

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So we got a noted celeb moving into our neighborhood, guys. There's been some booty chatter about where his studio is going to be. Who is it? Idina Dezel? It's the is it? Adina Dezel? It's the wickedly talented Medina Dezel. Did you hear the news? Were you gone for this, speaking of her? The commercial she did?

You know who her husband is, right? No, no clue. Denzel Washington? Please be excited about this. Dean Portman. Really? She married a Bass brother. Are you serious?

That is so tight. That's the response he didn't get from me. Was it Brett was in here at the time or Micah? Who was it? That was Brett. Dude, Dean Portman. You could make a case that Dean Portman is the most alpha dude in the entire movie. Besides maybe Gunnar Stahl.

Oh, Gunnar Stahl. Maybe Wolf the Dentist Stanson. Oh, yeah, Wolf's alpha. In terms of the American team, Dean Portman was the guy. Well, he married the wickedly talented. What's her actual name? Idina Menzel. Idina Menzel.

Is he looking hot now? He's looking good. Aaron Lohr. Yeah, he's a hot guy. Dude, Dean Portman. How did you even figure this out? Aaron Lohr Yeah he's a hot guy Dude Dean Portman That's How did you even figure this out?

Uh What movie did we do? Did we do Mighty Ducks? How did this even come up? I don't remember I don't know man You just had a You just had a Dave

Mind-blowing fact of the day You just hit us With it And that was it I just hit him with it man He was the dude who like When they were Remember the scene Where they all go back to their place where they're going to sleep for the night, and then he and Fulton put their headphones on, and they just start ripping their room apart? Yeah.

Like, I don't know how old they were supposed to be there. Maybe, like – it's a junior Goodwill game, so they're, like, what, 12 or 13? And he had, like, the most muscle definition I've ever seen. Yeah. There's – yeah. He was Baym bay mood angles in that scene yeah it made me want to like go to summer camp and just listen to music and tear up a room yeah kinda how'd we get here that's what they're doing you're supposed to be talking about joe rogan oh is joe rogan he's the one moving he's the one moving here? He's the one moving here. He's the one moving here? Yeah. So we already knew that he got a Spotify deal worth buku bucks. And then he announced he's moving to Texas around the same time.

Correct. Now they're building out his studio at none other than Friends of the Program, the Onnit headquarters. Onnit. Yeah. Which, yeah. Yeah. Apparently this isn't public yet, but uh on it employees have uh passively confirmed who released the first picture of the studio under construction okay he didn't say like

he did he's been pretty quiet about where like what city we just know it's texas i think everybody 90 of people yeah so he posted a photo of his new studio that was probably 70% finished. They were still under construction, but you can see what it looks pretty cool, I guess. And then some people who, like Dave said, worked for Onnit identified it as being in Onnit HQ, which is in southeast Austin. Yeah. I'm not going to poo-poo our studio because I'm not going to lie. When I came into the studio today, I was like, damn, we're looking fresh in here. The floors were clean.

Oh, yeah. Walls are getting painted. I think Randy vacuumed. Thank you, Randy. It's looking phenomenal in here. Thank you for your custodial work, Randy. We really appreciate it. I have to say, his studio looks a little different than ours.

Well, yeah. You know, his budget is probably a little bit different than ours, if you think about it. His looks like a space tube. Yeah, it looks like a fuselage it's tight what's that the the an airplane where you sit the part you sit in is he calling it the fuselage the fuel so large wow it's fuel that's the prefix are we gonna end up like seeing him and just fanboying that's's what I was thinking about. I wouldn't fanboy over Joe Rogan. He goes out to dinners. He's a dinner guy. What? Dylan said he wouldn't fanboy

over Joe Rogan. I'm not like a big Rogan guy. You listen to way more Rogan than I do. When he has interesting guests on, I listen to him because he's a good interviewer. I'm not like hardcore Rogan. I don't buy into it. I would fanboy even if I didn't just because he is the, he does what we do he's the king he's the king of what we do the king of podcasting that's there's no there is no

let me just say this i'm probably not doing podcasts without him wow i hate i hate what i'm about to say are you ready for this if i had to draw back my podcasting to somebody it would unfortunately be none other than Bill Simmons. That's okay. I mean, look. No, he is an influential figure in podcasting. He actually weighed in on Joe Rogan's studio when he heard that he was at Onnit. He was like, I think Joe Rogan should build his own fucking studio. Fact.

Is that not his own studio? Hey. They're building that for him. Are they not? I think Dylan should shut the fuck up. I'm pretty sure Joe's the only one who can sit at that seat. I think if you look at the whole body of work from Kyrie and some of these guys and compare it to the dynasty of the 80s that the Celtics had,

you just can't really compare. You have any takes on that, Dylan? Wow. I have nothing to add to that. Did we reach out? I would have been, and I'm not saying that you guys wouldn't have been. You can weigh in yourselves. I would have been willing to lease out our studio to Joe Rogan.

Man, he would have. He had Post in there hammering beers and smoking cigs. They micro-dosed mushrooms for their pod. You think it's going to be harder for him to get, you know, those top-tier guests being in Austin as opposed to L.A.? It's got to be. They'll fly him out. He flies them out now.

Does he? They'll fly him out, yeah. Okay. The chances of us landing him for a little sit-down, it went up dramatically. I don't know if he's ever done anyone else's podcast, or at least in the last decade. landing him for a little sit down, it went up dramatically. I don't know if he's ever done anyone else's podcast, or at least in the last decade. He doesn't. It went from zero to 1% chance is what I'm trying to say.

I mean, yeah. I mean, it's unlikely, but it's possible. It went from zero to like 0.01. Okay. No, there's more. I think there's more of a chance that we'll run into him at like Ranch 616 or something. 100%. 100 we're like he does too many episodes in austin for us not to run into him at some point or sorry not in austin but in

his studio like he does way too many episodes to just be traveling all the time we know we know some of the same people you know we do dude i'm not saying you're good friends with elon musk i'm not saying we're gonna take him to ranch 616 and drink ranch waters with him. I'm just saying. Isn't Elon Musk like one of the scents of Hawthorne? Stop. That'd be tight. Stop.

That'd be tight. Call me Nealon Musk because I'm protesting that joke. I thought you were making a Kevin Nealon joke. Dude, underrated. I feel like we could get Nealon. Kevin Nealon is awesome. Good stand-up comedian. I get him and your boy Norm mixed up all the time, actually.

Did you know Norm follows Circling Back on Twitter? Norm McDonald? Is he one of the guys who follows like 800,000 people? No, he does. He follows under 1,000 people. And we're one of them? Let's get Norm. Remember that board you had in your old office dave where we just wrote down like oh yeah dream guest yeah we just had a board and taylor swift was on there for a while yeah

taylor switch is on there we never landed that taylor switch was on there and then i just remember at one point we were like man this has been up on the board for about two years now maybe we should put something else up there and talk about it. And then we tried to erase it and it wouldn't erase. Yeah, that's why you don't leave stuff on a whiteboard for two years. We've got a whiteboard out there. Right now it just says for the chat. For Twitch, you wouldn't

understand. Randy, you get it. Randy does everything for the chat. What's up? My phone just... That's not an alert you want. What does it say? Major gas explosion in Baltimore.

Oh. Thoughts and prayers. It's a very random app to give me that notification. Yeah, I don't think we're going to get Rogan. We have a better chance of sizzling with him

and having a Mexican martini than we do actually having him in the studio. You know, I would take that too. Do you think he could take Micah's back? Yes. I mean, I could take Micah's back. There's been so much of Micah in the studio lately.

That on it, Jim, if he works out at the facility, which I'm assuming he will, because he does have an ownership interest in on it. To what extent, I don't know. I believe he had Jim built out in his old studio in L.A. Yeah, so he's... Well, is he interested in the ownership, or does he have the ownership? Will, stop.

Ownership interest could be interpreted. I'm interested in owning a lot of companies. I have owner interest in quite a few endeavors. He's just rubbing his hands together. No, he doesn't. I don't own this. But can you imagine the dudes in there, like, they're in there doing their, like, morning boot camp or whatever it is,

and then, like, you look over and Rogan's over there doing kettlebell swings. Someone's going to make it weird for a long time. What's his dog's name? But that's a place that sees a lot of high-profile people come in. Yeah, but Rogan. People feel like they're friends with Rogan because they listen to his pod. Right. Should we just get memberships right now?

Let's go do DMT, bro. Let's just get memberships. I'll microdose DMT with him. Not me. I'll just hear about your experience after. I would 100% do DMT with Rogan. 100%. Dude, after our friend Connor described what it's like, there's no way in hell I'm doing DMT.

Why? It sounds legitimately terrifying. I don't know. our friend Connor like described what it's like there's no way in hell I'm doing DMT why? it sounds like legitimately terrifying I don't know I'm thinking about doing an ayahuasca ceremony in my apartment when he told me the experience lasts

a total of 10 minutes but it feels like three months I was out I got a shaman coming in next week I was out that's like a dream

yeah but you dream for no not really you dream for you ever had like a long a dream that seemed like it was Like a lifetime No

Oh dude I have I had one last night That I can't talk about on this podcast But I meant to I meant to talk to you guys about it after Did you have a wet spot when you woke up You put a hole in the mattress No

Please remind me though Boner I did not have a boner No I know a guy who did DMT And he said he lived Please remind me, though. Boner. I did not have a boner. No, I know a guy who did DMT, and he said he lived someone else's Vietnam experiences. And it was like from Vietnam through his death, like after the war, all in one DMT trip. Goodness gracious. No.

Yeah, but what if you're like a big wave surfer or something instead? You're not going to war. You're just like surfing tasty waves. Or what if I'm like a... You're just hitting like punch nine irons. What if you did it with the homie and the homie got to meet dinosaurs? Then would you consider doing it? That's pretty selfish of you to say no. That's my head exploding.

Yeah, can we go back 65 million years on DMT? Does that work? Did I say that or did you know that? You said it. Oh, okay. I was like, damn, you're the bad boy of Paleolithic. It's a long time ago. The Mesozoic era.

If you think about it, it's a long time ago. Is it Meso or Paleo? There's Mesozoic and Jurassic are the two that saw dinosaurs, I believe. What's the Paleo? That's just the one that no one will shut the fuck up about. When was the Caveman? Oh, that was Caveman. That's the old Stone Age. Yeah, it's the Paleo diet one will shut the fuck up about when was the cave the caveman oh that was caveman that's the old stone age

yeah it's the paleo diet it's a caveman diet that's the only reason I know that so when were cavemen around like 40 years ago in the 80s that was only 2.5 million

years ago remember the the unfrozen caveman lawyer skit on SNL rest in peace Bill Hartman yes I'm a caveman I'mrozen caveman lawyer skit on SNL? Rest in peace. Bill Hartman. I'm a caveman. I'm just a caveman.

Dude, juries just ate it up. Why was he so casual about it? That's so stupid. Just a caveman. Before your time, Randy. He's lost over there. Randy's probably never seen Encino Man. No, definitely not. Oh, that's a good one. No, he's nodding like he Randy. He's lost over there. Randy's probably never seen Encino Man. No, definitely not.

Oh, that's a good one. No, he's nodding like he has. There's no way. No, that is a stream room. Like, he's praying we don't ask for logistics right now. Why are we not stream rooming Encino Man? We should be. I don't know if it – there's probably some jokes in there.

Do you hear Wilmots is having a nice little party this weekend? Really? Stoned age theme. Really? You just age theme. Really? You just get high? What do you do? Yeah, it's just going to dress like a Flintstone and just pass out weed brownies. It's going to be tight.

Who's going to be Rogan's weed guy? That's absurd. Yeah, and we have drivers for everybody home, but it's going to take a little bit because you have to do it with your feet. That's so stupid. That's so stupid. Do you have a question, Dave? Who's going to be Rogan's weed guy? Yeah, that's so stupid. That's so stupid. Do you have a question, Dave? Who's going to be Rogan's weed guy? Yeah, that's the thing.

You've got to think that's a lucrative account if you land it. Him moving to Austin had to have been kind of a thing where it's like, fuck, I'm not going to be able to get weed as easily. I'm sure he doesn't have to worry about it. He's going to be all right. You know who's weed guy? Knowing the crew that – Yeah, knowing the audit folks.

No, you know who he's probably going to get it from? Probably from Willie Nelson. Are they boys? Willie's very, very old. You could convince me that Willie's just a robot at this point. Didn't he say he was going to quit smoking weed? What a loser. That's your entire brand and you're old.

Just do it. You're not impressing anybody. Might as well burn. He's very old. You can't do something for like 80 years and then just be like yeah i'm done and i expect to get an applause when i posted my uh cigar pick on the on the gram at d chivalry took that pick you didn't even credit me they've took that pick ungrateful bastard taking great picks someone said you should have captioned this smoke them if you got them I blew it I blew it you blew the smoke too smoke them if you want to say I'm the one smoking cigars I didn't want to cuss on the gram oh it makes sense sorry about my comment

I know it was a little horny dude it was funny what was horny he said I said that first pick is Tyrannosaurus sex he pinned it thank you forning that. Do you know you can pin comments now? Why are people pinning comments? It's fun. I've done it twice now. Oh, they are pinning comments. That's great. I do like that you called out that you were pinning it, too.

That's a good move. Like, hey, you just got pinned. Yeah, you got pinned, bitch. Can I ask a question? Do we have access to Reels? Yeah, but just like TikTok, I don't really understand it. We should just do it. What's different from...

How's Reels different from just an Instagram video or the Instagram... Action. ...TV or whatever it's called? Action. We need to do Micah a cocktail. Happy holidays. Happy holidays. I'll do it.

I will go to Micah's apartment since I already am in close quarters with him, and I will record these. Have him do his little margarita thing. Remember he wrote a column on an old website, and it was like 3-2-1 margarita thing remember he wrote a column on uh an old website and it was like three two one margarita thing and it i feel like he thought he was like ground like breaking ground with that and like like everybody knows this dave it's hard to forget that he wrote that column because he marketed it from every account that grand x had any opportunity he had also any if it was national tequila Day, whatever made up Twitter holiday,

National Margarita Day, National Lime Day, National Ice Day, he would shoehorn that in. No, he would tweet it out from PGP. He would message us and be like, do you guys mind? No, he got to the point where he wouldn't even message us. He would just tweet it out from PGP. He had the keys to that account? And then retweet it from TFM.

I like that you're just expecting a bunch of college kids to care about the proper way to make a margarita. Yeah. These kids don't care. Yeah, they're drinking trash can punch. They don't care. Yeah, they're doing upside down margaritas at fucking around the world parties, Micah. They don't care about yours. They're not doing 3-2-1.

They're going to drink the trash ass margarita mix because they're 22 and sugar doesn't affect them. Yeah. Yeah, it must be nice. Should we talk about ritual real quick? Man, remember pink panty droppers, Dave? Those are so gross. The drinker. The drink, yeah.

Pink panty droppers. I don't know that name. You don't? It's not appropriate. Yeah, you do. I don't think we ever really called it that. We didn't i don't i don't think we ever really called it that we didn't call i don't think we ever really made punch oh we did we made pink panty droppers it was there was one time we made it and i'm not going to name his name but he stirred it with his

like entire forearm and uh this particular guy so vile this particular guy was known for ripping cigs oh my god so there there's probably just cig smoke. There's just murkiness on top of the water. It had a little mezcal quality to it. PPD was a 30 rack of natty, I think two handles of vodka, and just pink country time lemonade, the powder. That was it. That's disgusting.

No, it was vile i'd rather just have one highlight actually it didn't taste that bad yeah i know i've had it before too and it didn't taste that bad it was the original four loco true look i didn't come up with the name of that guy so don't come at me about it being insensitive i get it okay anyone that listens to our podcast has heard the name of that yeah that's that is i think it's very very you know 2020 and your people people are on edge everyone. If you went to a major university, you had it at least once. Okay. You made it at least once.

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Oh, I just want to suck on it. Yeah. It just smells amazing. Okay. Most vitamins, they taste all earthy and gross and weird. No. Ritual? Not at all. Dude, so you even got the Omega-3 in there, the DHA. I love

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Right. I want to give a shout-out to our friend Chad. We were texting, and he informed me of how good the app, the PGA Championship app was at giving you real-time updates. Because I have been using the PGA Tour app, which is about 20 minutes behind. And I was just, like, refreshing it. I had to run out to get food and I realized late in the game I needed the PGA

Championship app. That's a pro move. For every major, they all have their own app. Download it. Everybody knows the Masters app is the GOAT. It is the GOAT of apps. The PGA Championship app, shout out to you. Was there a group text going on yesterday that I wasn't a part of? Because I felt like my phone was a little silent yesterday i was i was texting with my hometown boys but on the

austin front i was like man i feel like i got kicked out of the group chat while i was gone no it was pretty quiet i was texting a little bit with dan that's about it i i was nervous watching it because i had a little bit of an interest. Big Boy Stacks, more on that later. And that kind of makes my golf-watching experience not as fun. Why don't you stop doing it, Dave? Because I can't. I love betting. No, I don't know. I probably will.

I mean, there was a lot of underlying things that happened that didn't happen just on the golf course. Can I talk about Brooks Koepka real quick? Yeah, what's his deal? What a dickhead that guy is. I'm over this dude. There are so many other ways to say what you need to say without dragging other people so unnecessarily.

I understand if you don't like some guys. I understand if you're feeling competitive and you need to talk shit in order to get yourself up for it. But I just feel like you don't have to be a dickhead 100% of the time. Is Dustin Johnson not extremely likable? He's just like this big oaf who just keeps his mouth shut and hits bombs. Do people not like Dustin Johnson? I'm a big D.J.

Rory defended him. I wanted D.J. yesterday. I think he's pretty liked unless he, well, never mind. I saw several tweets yesterday that were saying that, like, this is not my take, this is a general Twitter take, that was just essentially saying, like, Brooks wants to be, like, the cool guy who doesn't really care about golf, but he talks too much about that to actually live that life live that life. Whereas DJ just visibly lives that life. That's very accurate. And you know,

the, so remember if you asked somebody two years ago, if they were buddies, they were, you know, you'd be like, Oh yeah, Brooks, Brooks and DJ or yeah, Brooks and DJ, they work out together. They're buddies. They probably play a lot of golf together. Well, uh, I miss this, but like sometime in the last couple weeks an article came out and like brooks kind of like said no that was kind of a media creation we weren't close friends or anything we worked out at the same gym and we crossed paths there but we weren't like hanging out and then he goes out of his way to say how he you know when when i'm back in florida you know i don't really play golf to any of the guys um i've got my own – I've got my close friends.

And basically, like, yeah, me and DJ aren't boys. Yeah. And then that – which made his comments after Saturday even more, like, jarring. And for him to go out there and fire a four-over on Sunday, it was beautiful. Did not expect him to lay such a turd, but he did. I loved it. You know what? I normally am a support Brooks because I support anybody who mixes it up,

even if it's, like, really shitty, like,'s really shitty and douchey, which he is. I like it because it just makes it more interesting. But there's a much more tactful way of doing it than the way he does it. He just takes unnecessary shots at people who don't. I don't know. Remember when he went out and shot a 74 yesterday? And his whole Wagyu thing and all that shit. The wag you thing was so insufferable.

He's just – I pull against the guy. I like that it humbled him because I'm interested to see what he does now. Is he going to maybe start taking it more seriously now? I think he already was. He should just shut up. And even when he fired the four over yesterday, he said something in his post-round interview. He said, yeah, I mean,

you can't really, it's really hard to do three in a row to win three PGA Championship in a row. Which is true. It is hard.

It's true. Shut up. Do you know the comparison of their career earnings? DJ and Brooks? I would think DJ's way, way more. DJ's got 21 wins on tour.

DJ's won $67 million on tour. That's a lot. It's more than I have Brooks has won 30 million okay if I'm doubled up and it's in the millions

I'm probably not gonna be talking too much shit towards that other guy well Brooks got the major he's got the major scoreboard he's got what like four majors how many does he have

three three okay I think it's three two PGAs he's got three and a US Open okay

which like to be honest if I I don't – those are the two majors I want to win the least. Yes. Catch me Masters British Open first and foremost. Yeah.

Masters number one, British Open two, U.S. Open three. U.S. Open's a close third behind the British Open, but I've always just thought it'd be fun to win on their turf and just hold that trophy and just tell them to shut up. It's almost like he's trying too hard to be the bad boy of golf. Instead of just letting it happen. You can't become the bad boy on your own. Yeah. He's just forcing

the narrative almost and it comes off as... But on the other hand, I do like him trolling Bryson. That I enjoy. It's just like when you start taking shots at the leaderboard because there's a lot of guys up there who have that moniker of of not being able is moniker the word hard to say not being able to close moniker is a name yeah not moniker i've done i did that on

dudes doing business once it's all right tony finow uh paul casey you got morikawa who's 23 obviously he won so like for him to be like, yeah, those guys haven't won, it's like, okay, dude, don't fucking at Tony Finau one time for me. Like the nicest guy on tour. Is he just stealing headlines? You could say that. He's a narrative shaper. Who would win in a fist exhibition between Brooks and DJ?

I would pay to see it. I don't know. I've got DJ. DJ's longer. He's got the reach, and I feel like he could do it. He's got the weird wiry strength to him. He's got the wire. He creates some more power. You see it in MMA all the time, the long guys.

They've got the torque and whatever it's called. It's just, you know, that's how it sounds when they punch. Also, like, DJ's going home to, like, Wayne Gretzky's daughter. Like, DJ's doing just fine for himself. Like, I don't think he should even concern himself with Brooks unless Brooks is chasing him in a major. But imagine just going about your business trying to win a major and then some jackass is just taking shots at you for no reason. what like dude i'm just trying to come on dog it's not a straight bullet but like

why are you shooting in my direction right now like we're like just chill dog stop slight correction uh brooks has won two u.s opens oh is that the way he won two of he's got four majors and two pga championships oh so he's got four not three interesting I'm an idiot. DJ's got one major. Which, look, it's hard to win a major. He also pissed one away. He gave one to Jordan. Mark Cowell, though, very likable guy. I'm happy for that dude.

I was way too happy in a moment when I didn't expect to be happy when he drove the green on 16. I was just like, that was so tight. Really cool to have that hole beside a major. Yes. Like a drivable par four, high risk, high reward. I like that a lot. That was tight.

That's where my dude Tony kind of lost it or took himself out. He didn't have the lead. He was tied for the lead at one point. But that's a cool hole. Anytime there's a par four that I can at least flirt with driving, I'm happy. Yeah. Wind's right and I just piss on one. I went for a couple over the past two weeks.

Hit zero. Not to brag. I did put one right on the hill next hill next to it Took a flop shot up there Parted Got up Got up and down Dude when you start opening the face All bets are off

Dude my face was open Call me sandwich Cause my open face was right there My favorite is when you just You pull that flat stick out What? You pull that flat stick out What an open face sandwich dog?

30 yards off the green What is that? It's a sandwich that's served open face Really? Is that like a tostada? Yeah, I guess. It's a sandwich tostada. Honestly, like, open-faced sandwiches are trash.

Yeah, I just close it immediately. But we need to be careful, actually, because it's an open-faced sandwich next week. Or week next week. I mean, when you get an open-faced sandwich, you close it eventually, right? It's hard to say. You could just eat it with a fork and knife. That's why I've never been a tostada guy. I would rather just have it folded over and just eat it like a taco.

It's much easier. Every time I've had a tostada, I'd be like, man, this would be a lot easier to eat if it was in the shape of a taco. It's like you're trying to eat a pizza. Yeah, I just want to fold it into a taco. And then you fold it and it cracks. Stupid. Then you have a sandwich.

You know what? Tostadas are stupid. Cancel it, dude. Cancel tostadas. Hey, guess what, tostada? You're canceled, baby. Wow. There's no reason to make a tostada.

Just fold the shell up. Come on. That's why I had to stop getting to-go tacos from a place in Austin because they were wrapping them poorly. You can't take a bite of a tostada without lettuce just falling everywhere. You can't. Try it. I tostada without lettuce just falling everywhere. You can't. Try it. I'm not going to name the taco place, but when they wrap their tacos, they don't do a good job, and so when I open it, it's just an absolute mess in there, and I have to stop giving them my business to go.

So I'll see them after this whole pandemic is over. You hate to see it. What the hell? You hate it. Like, don't make me, like, wipe, like, cheese off of my foil and then put it on my taco. Can't believe I just canceled Tostadas. What a move that was. I'm not ready to cancel.

Tostadas are over here like, what? People are going to be talking about this for a long time. I'm not ready to cancel them, but I understand where you're coming from. Okay. I'm ready to cancel them. I'm with Dylan. You're ready as well. Get out of here.

Hell yeah. Two of the three members of the podcast have canceled Tostadas. That's a majority. It's a healthy majority. Hell yeah. Two of the three members of the podcast have canceled Tostadas. That's a majority. It's a healthy majority. Sheesh. I will say, I can't speak to the course very much because I did not watch that much of this because of my travel schedule. The vibe hit for me. You know it's a muni.

They made that very well known on the broadcast. Oh, yeah. They did not let people forget. We planned this last week. We need to do a san francisco two nights bring the ladies honey they can they can go to napa they go to napa we play we play harding and then there's like four or five other really good courses around there we play harding we play another one then we go meet them for like a day or two in napa i better hope and

get a girlfriend huh i'm not saying i have an o was talking to okay I got an Olympic Club plug just saying is he an Olympian after Sal gals performance on the golf course a few days ago I'm gonna have to put a heavy pause on bringing the ladies on the golf trip for now hot seat welcome to the hot seats wow oh i'm not saying it wasn't good content but i am saying that i probably could have shaved about five strokes off my game if i wasn't just mentally screaming at my wife the entire time on the entire back nine as opposed to just you know playing playing with my buds the one that got me the one sal did you guys watch the sal gals breakdown? I caught most of it.

There was one where she was teaching people how to look for a ball and she drops a ball and says, found it. And when she did that, I didn't realize that she was doing a Sal gals bit. And so I thought she actually found my ball on a hole that was worth money. And when I found out that she was doing a bit and she didn't actually find it, I was probably one of the most mad I've ever been on a golf course. I was just like, so that's not mine. And there's just a ball still in here.

And I ended up losing the ball, losing the hole, losing the money. I was not very happy about it. So she's on probation from riding along. When she goes, found it, did you go, huh? I think I probably did. You can probably hear it on the camera. That's a good feeling when somebody says, is it a Bridgestone?

Or whatever, and you're like, yeah, yeah, sure. And they're like, oh, no, does it have a Benny Keith logo on it? And you're like, fuck. Yeah, one of my buddies didn't believe me. He found a ball, and he didn't really believe me. And I was like, no, it's got a weird logo on it. And he turned it over, and you could just see him die inside. He was like, yep, you're right. Yeah, not a good one. Dylan pulled that shit at spanish oaks i didn't i was like wait you're he i look over he's playing a range ball all of a sudden no i was like huh dylan's

like dropping balls no it's interesting is that why you have holes in the pockets of all your shorts because you're always like letting like golf balls shut. No, he said this for another reason. Come on, dude. He sleeps in his golf shorts. Come on, man. Guys, we need to get to this next segment because we got a lot to go and not that much time. Yeah, we got Club Cool moving in here. Let's holler at Lumen real quick.

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my uncle's dog has just been carrying out a 30-pound dumbbell. Okay, this is already putting off major Philly vibes. Is he wearing a Wilmont's cutoff shirt? This dude looks like... Okay. Whoa. That is a formidable jaw. It's a 30 pound dumbbell.

How much does that dog weigh? Oh, that's a 110 pound dog. No, with the dumbbell maybe. Oh, with the... You don't think? Dude, look how thick that thing is. Well, I don't know. I mean, it is game season for this dog right now.

Why is that dog so thick? Probably because it carries around dumbbells. Why is that dog such a meathead? Does that dog have a six-pack underneath all that? You got to think he just, like, stuffs poodles in lockers and stuff and just bullies smaller dogs. Dude, the traps on that dog.

Oh, my God. That's a 30-pound dumbbell. He would make super pervy comments to Rosie, and I'd just get really mad. I'd be like, dude, stop. I feel like he just mad dogs every dog that he walks by. This dog would definitely walk up to Rosie and correct her form. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

You're like, you know when you lunge, you want your knee to kind of go out in front. Need a spot? Yeah, what's up? This dog is so alpha. Dude, what if that dog's name was Spot? Do we know the dog's name? How on brand would that be? Dude, you know that dog's neck is just solid muscle. Lifting up that, carrying that thing around all day.

Oh. That's the dog you want, like, dragging you out of a house fire or something. Oh, yeah. You dragged a whole squad out. Yeah. Can it swing, though? Can it do kettlebell swings? You know, it's probably tough, you know, because, as Dylan's probably about to note, they lack thumbs. Yeah.

And that's kind of a prerequisite for the kettlebell swing. Okay. He does one lift and one lift only. He does it very well. It's just the head lift. Do you think its owner, like, uses any proprietary smoothie blends for it? You got to think this thing's doing at least six to seven protein shakes a day. Think about how hard that is to do.

Imagine picking up a 30-pound dumbbell with your teeth and walking around with it. You should try it. I can't do it. I can't pick it up with my hand, and I got phones. I don't even know if I can do a five-pounder. It'd hurt my teeth, man.

Let's do the viral dog challenge. I can do a five-pounder. I was trying to get rid of my double chin, so I started lifting weights with my mouth. Is that why you were doing that? Then I just grew a beard instead. It worked out well. This dog is...

Our high school gym in the football weight room had the neck thing that you don't see in gyms anymore that you lay your head on and you just push to the side. I feel like it didn't really do much. Just do some shrugs. Yeah. Do those things work? I don't know. Isn't there something where people put something in their teeth and they just, like, lift their head up?

I feel like that doesn't actually... I feel like that just, like, strains the back of your head more than anything. Yeah, there's a strap you can wear on your head and you lift weights with your neck. It looks pretty stupid. What does that work out? Like, the back of your neck? You're talking about the mask from Borat. Your neck muscles.

I mean, it makes sense for some athletes to do, but if you're just a regular jackass walking around, you don't need to work out your neck. What if you're training for, I don't know, a month-long bike race in France? You probably don't need to do that. Okay. There's a guy in my neighborhood who walks his dog while he rides a bike. And I saw him almost absolutely shatter his ankle recently as he was riding on the street you're asking for trouble he's in the middle of the street with the dog on our street riding by the park and there's another dog being walked and his dog tried to go like run up to that dog

and it pulled he the bike went down and he like luckily was athletic enough to catch himself but i was like as i'm watching it unfold i'm oh, I'm about to see this guy's ankle just get absolutely shattered. I have a friend whose dad walks his dog daily while driving his car. He just holds the leash out the window. Like, that's how lazy this man is. What kind of whip he got, though? What? Is it slow, loud, and banging?

I think it's like a Tahoe or something. Yeah, like legit. Like, that's their routine. Is he able to get around and everything? Yeah, he's physically able, yes. He just doesn't like walking. It's kind of a flex. I mean, it is very hot.

You know what would be easier? Just like getting a fenced-in backyard. You've got to take your dog on walks. I know, I know. It's definitely gets two a day, man. I like to mix in the walks for the Ram Man. Call Stella Ritual. Two a day, get it, David.

It's a call back to the ad read. Right. No one's calling back to ad reads. And you know what? If you miss out, you skip those, then you're lost. Yeah, I'm not understanding that joke. You're a big dum-dum.

Fucking idiot. You're a big dum-bell. Do we know the dog's name seriously? No, I don't think we do. That's a real problem with this viral tweet. Does this make either of you want to put either of your dogs onto a, I don't know, weightlifting routine? If I had a hard-ass looking Rottweiler, maybe. But, you know, Stella doesn't need that.

Yeah, you know. Randy's more of a cardio guy. Rosie spent some time over this past two weeks with a Springer Spaniel. Actually, probably the Springer Spaniel that inspired me the most to get a Springer Spaniel. Named Stella. Oh. Yeah. And Stella weighed about 5 to 10 pounds less than Rosie.

And I think it made Rosie self-conscious. So we got to get Rosie. Rosie is not going to be lifting weights anytime soon. I got her some Peloton shoes. She doesn't want to bulk. She's scared of, like, the muscle development. Yeah. You can follow Rosie on Peloton at Rosie Jung, J- be lifting weights anytime soon. I got her some Peloton shoes. She doesn't want to bulk. She's scared of the muscle development. Yeah, you can follow Rosie on Peloton at Rosie Jung, J-U-N-G. Randy's got something.

I have the dog's name. What is it? Bonzo. Bonzo. That's not the Bonzo. Wait a minute. Hold on. It's B-O-N-Z-O.

He's going to run with this. Bonzo. Welcome. Welcome to the Bonzo. It might be pronounced Bonzo, but either. Bonzo. Dude, do we know location? That dude looks so Philly it hurts.

I need to know. Not sure how to look. The cutoff tee with the cargo shorts. Tattoos, cargoes. No shoes out on the lawn. Dog that lifts weights. That screams Ph on the lawn. Dog that lifts weights. That screams Philly to you? Dog that lifts weights.

That dude is throwing a battery covered in snow at an opposing team. Yeah. That's fucked up. Yeah, he booed Santa Claus. Oh! Who booed Santa Claus?

The guy who owns Bonzo, the weightlifting dog. Should we get out of here? I'm about to pee my pants. Guys, can I say something? Yeah. It feels good to be back. Yeah, this one was fun.

All right, we're back. Feels really nice. This one was fun. Like we said, it's Shark Week, C-H-A-R-C. Be on the lookout, washmedia.com slash shop. Get excited. And, yeah, we'll be in touch soon. See you tomorrow.

Make sure to watch Jurassic Park. Ever heard of it? Jurassic Park. It's a dinosaur movie, folks. Dinosaurs. Check out Too Much Dit recording today. Going live. Check out Sunday Scaries recorded yesterday.

Already live. Might as well plug Mail-In. Gets released every Thursday. You're going to plug what? Mail-In. Oh, okay. I misunderstood. Mm-hmm. Gets released every Thursday. You're going to plug what? Mail In. Oh, okay. I misunderstood. Mm-hmm.

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