Circling Back - Welcome To The Dave Ruff Swing Academy

Episode Date: April 6, 2020

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all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from our own personal places of residence my name is will defrees on my screen is dave ruff, Rosie, surprise appearance. What's up, man? How you hanging in there in these times? They're uncertain, but I'm doing well. How are you? Well, that's the only thing certain about them. Yeah. There's only one certainty in life.

I'm great, man. This is going to sound bad, but I didn't have a drink of any kind. And it was probably the first day in many that that was the case. See, I earned a drink yesterday, Dave. Actually, as I poured the drink, I said, I earned this one. And I thought of you. How'd you earn it?

I worked out. I abided by the Dave Ruff law of drinking during quarantine. Are you just like logging two miles on the Pele then pouring up? Be honest. Dude, I would avoid coming at my workout yesterday. Your boy set a new PR on a 60-minute ride. Dude, every ride is a PR for you. Speaking of 60-minute rides, Dylan Chivry.

I don't know what that means. I don't know what that means. Hey, guys, what's up? I didn't have a drink yesterday either hey real quick shout out to the optimized backer i don't know if y'all checked reddit yet today the optimized backer who tested positive for covid and has recovered oh yeah and got and got through it while listening to uh circling back shout to that person not sure if it's a a gal or a or a dude, but congrats and we're happy you're doing well. That's awesome. Are you trying to say that maybe

circling back is a vaccine? The antidote? Could be, Dave. Circling back is not a vaccine. That's stupid. I'm glad we could help. That's all we can ask for.

That's all we can ask for that's all we can ask for dude we got the magic bullet in the stew today as well the virtual ethernet mike the whole deal i'm not i'm not an 8-bit anymore that joke was short-lived did they name ethernet after the nos diss track i thought that was a Drake song you're too young to know what Ether even was Brett no idea that was like 2000 2002 maybe yeah it was a long

long time ago that shit was dope Brett wasn't even born yet I was 5 or 6 I remember I was in kindergarten for like the Y2K situation and my teacher was a big like Y2K truther, I guess. And so before we left for kindergarten, that Christmas break, she was like, I don't think I'm ever going to see you guys again.

I remember being kind of scarred as a kindergartner. It's a little irresponsible. RIP, IP. You were in kindergarten for Y2K? Yes. I was at a New Year's Eve party drinking, and I was 16, I guess. Damn. I was playing NFL Blitz, so not very special.

Dude, that game was tight. Yeah, it was the best, dude. Was that the game? Da Bomb and Superfly, just on a repeat. I was probably playing a, I was probably playing doorknob with the boys. I forgot about doorknob. Why did you play again?

Didn't you have to, if you, if you didn't touch a doorknob for the fastest, then you got kicked in the nuts or something. No, you just got, you got punched repeatedly until you touch someone down until they you touched the doorknob. Yeah, that's it. You just hit someone down until they could touch the doorknob.

What an absurd game that is. All because you passed gas. Did you ever play nutball like they did in Jackass? Never did that. What's nutball? We would play that, unfortunately, and it was the worst game ever. It was a game where you sat on the ground and you spread your legs out as if you were maybe about to

stretch or something. In the distance, your boy sat at the same thing facing you, and then you would throw a ball in the air and try to nail them in the nuts. You couldn't move? Yeah, if you moved, then they got to re-throw. It's very, very much a jackass era type game.

It's something that if they didn't play it, then I would be surprised. That's where we learned it. They played it with a bowling ball or something? That's where we learned it from. We just completely saw it on there. It was like, oh, we should start throwing balls at each other's nuts. That would be fun. All right.

Can I reference one more jackass thing? It's from one of the movies. Dylan, I swear, maybe we haven't talked about this, but it's when Johnny Knoxville has that swing trainer that's on a pole, and you hit the ball, and and it spins around and it comes back and he does that and it just it the goal is to hit himself in the nuts with it i don't remember that one it is so stupid oh man i kind of miss jackass staying up past 9 30 to watch jackass was like the ultimate as a kid. Jackass the movie still holds up.

That's a good flick. I saw it in theaters with my dad. He was like, Will, you gotta go see this movie. I hear it's amazing. And I was like, alright. I guess my dad and I are going to see Jackass on a Tuesday night together. I love that. Will, I'm not kidding. When I watched one of the Jackass movies with my dad

at home, we rented it. I've never heard him laugh that hard. The scene, the bar scene with Wee Man and the other little person where they keep bringing in the other little people. Oh my God, Dave, I lost my shit when I watched it.

My dad, my dad was crying. It was hysterical. Old men, dude, men, old men love this kind of stuff, dude.

I mean, it was, it was the best content. Little kids to old men, it just made everyone crack up. I know we don't do a lot of movie reviews, but let's go back and revisit some jackass content.

I might be able to be convinced to do that. I might even have some old skate shirts that I can wear for the video of it. That scene was so good, Dave. The little... People are like, What is going on? Why is everyone... Everyone's a little person suddenly.

The little police officer comes in with the baton. Oh, man. People really miss your laugh, man. How's the ear doing? Can you give us a status update on this whole ear situation? Have I not been laughing and people are actually missing it? What's the deal? I was just trying to be nice to you since you've been gone and hurt for a while.

Yeah. Clarification on my compliments because it probably isn't much. All right. So the ear, the pain has subsided. So that's good news. Bad news is it's still leaking when I sleep. I keep waking up in the middle of the night several times to go wipe liquid away from my ear, basically.

It still feels congested. It's been day three of not being able to hear very well from it. I'm a little concerned about that part, but I think the animatrix is working. I would like to be able to hear fully again. That would be nice. I've never had my ear leak before,

but that would be something that still concerned me as well so yeah well it's a clear it's not like it's uh you know it's not blood or anything weird like that it's just a clear liquid and the doctor said it's fairly normal so i'm not too concerned about that part but the hearing you know i gotta hear so every time people can't tell this what what'd you say dave go ahead sorry oh no people people can't tell this. What? What'd you say, Dave? Go ahead. Sorry. Oh, no. People can't tell us at home, but every time Dylan laughs, a little bit of gunk just shoots

out. So that's why he doesn't like laughing. Nickelodeon back coming out of your ears. No, it's a clear liquid. And it doesn't have an odor to it or anything. It's basically water is what it feels like. Okay. It's like you ever go in a pool or an ocean and like six hours later you'll be laying down and water just comes out of your ear i'm very susceptible to ear infections after swimming i have to immediately get in there with alcohol swimmers or whatever

and get it oh yeah yeah oh yeah you are aggressive about that when we were in panavigra beach for the players championship you were just dumping vodka in your ear all weekend. I'm very prone to ear infections, man. It's the weirdest thing. I don't know. Yeah, I was like, I didn't know this was a – I thought you might have just been trying to while out with the boys. Then I was like, oh, well.

Yeah, in a pinch, you can use alcohol. Okay, okay. Someone just got a bottle of Tito's. He's like, no, this is all mine, man. I was using Grey Goose because they sponsored the PGA Tour, so they set our house up with a bunch of tito's he's like no this is all mine man i was using gray goose because they pga tour so they they set our house up with a bunch of gray goose so i was using that water out of my ears it was funny dylan is it true that like or i'll just let the people at home know every time dylan wakes up and there's a little bit leaking he texts us he's like eargasm that uh that is also not true actually guys i've got dave's breaking

news and this is this is legit this is the one time that having the masters app still on my phone will pay 2020 masters targeting november 9th through 15th wow look as long as they actually make up for it and have a 2020 Masters, I'll be okay with the situation. Because waking up and realizing that it was Masters week and being reminded of it. Hey, chill. We're talking about this a little bit.

Sit well. Knock on wood here, but have you guys thought about how September through December is just going to be absolutely wild with sports? Well, hopefully we'll have them by them i'm that's i'm knocking on wood but like the fall packed with everything is going to be incredible yeah yeah it's going to be an all-time couch fall i might have to sell a sponsorship or two yeah oh um what's that before we really dive into this we're gonna mix it with spooky season what hey people have been clamming it with spooky season. What?

Hey, people have been clamming for a spooky season during quarantine day. What's the deal? These times are spooky enough. Yeah, and? It's important to wash your hands. Stay home. Spooky. At wash your hands. Stay home. Spooky. At washmedia.com.

Hey, let's make a couple of announcements. First and foremost, our friends over at Roback, they're now offering face masks. These are not eligible with our discount code, but support the cost. These are pre-orders, so I'm under the impression that they're going to make a large order of these. So go and pre-order them now. they're selling it to you at cost so you can't get any better if you buy other stuff on their site and support them as well which you should do use rosie 20 for 20 off they're doing good things over there try to support them and uh also i had one other piece of breaking news oh are we locked we're locked and loaded for every

friday during quarantine rocking these live streams on youtube right these these things have been fun we're gonna do at least one a week right but that's that one's in stone like that's for sure friday's happening okay like yeah friday's happening every single friday as for another day we'll be in touch friday is seven you never want to over commit on a monday just because like you don't know how your week's gonna go you might just get your dick kicked in on Monday and then like, oh, shit, I don't want to get drunk tonight. I got to wait until Tuesday. Yeah, that'll happen. Or you do.

We'll be there Friday. Beers in hand. 7 o'clock Central Standard Time. Wash Media on YouTube. Search it or just go to YouTube.com slash view. No, excuse me. YouTube.com slash C slash Washed Media. I wish we could just have that

slash Washed Media, but subscribe button and make it happen. What is that C stand for? It's called Dylan slash C. I don't think so. You guys see the cooter board we did yesterday? No. We're not doing cooter board we did yesterday? No.

Dude, we're not doing cooter boards. I got it. That's a mail-in thing. We're not doing that over here. No less than 25 responses saying, nice cooter board, including Lily. Not a fan of that phrasing. I'm not either. It's a little gross.

Yeah. Stop taking something that's kind of bootleg classy and then like make it just like don't that name attached to it it just ruins it for me why is charcuterie bootleg classy because like it's it's something that people do in order to look classy but like inherently it's not really all that classy you're just buying a bunch of cheese and meat and putting it down and i love the fact that it like puts out a classy vibe for sure i'm very happy about that because i love them we made this one just this weekend but like they're not really that fancy it's just kind of like throwing a bunch of shit on the board don't tell sally that i know she made a good one this

weekend i feel good about it we did do uh i did we did hibiscus jam yesterday. Very solid. Very solid. And bet horses. Love that they're still running. Did you even have any chutney, though? No chutney. Sorry. No. It's too bad.

You're a chutney. Is chutney a region? No. No, it's not. No, it's Chechnya. Hey, guys. Final piece of business. Sorry. Forgot one thing. You, it's Chechnya. Hey, guys. Final piece of business. Sorry, I forgot one thing.

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Yeah. And when you're on lockdown what what better time to use it really oh yeah yeah it was an ideal situation on saturday when i was like man i just don't feel like doing this right now and luckily postmates was there because if you're like me you're probably starting to think about what to eat for dinner while you're eating lunch and you know we all love food that's why we love postmates just say no more trips to the store no more late night fast food runs. You don't even have to worry about where to grab lunch anymore. Just download Postmates on iOS or Android. Find your favorites and get everything you want delivered within the hour. For a limited

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to bat for Dairy Queen. What did you get? Food or ice cream? Why are you postmating Dairy Queen? We wanted to. We made a zucchini noodle and steak dish last night and then we just wanted something sweet after. And so I got a

cookie dough blizzard from Dairy Queen. You post-mated a frozen dessert? Yes. Two of them, actually. That's strange. Hey, nothing wrong with a blizzard, though. No, nothing wrong with a blizzard. But post-mating one is

it seems excessive. It's from freezer. I can't imagine doing that. From freezer at the store to your hand, it's got to be, what, 20, 30 minutes? It was a little melted, right? I'll say this. My postmates driver did great. They got the key.

They got the Lodion, whatever. It was fine. All good. I wouldn't deliver ice cream if I were people out there. What were the other flavors that were up for consideration? M&M, Reese's, brownie, cookie dough, and like Butterfinger. Can I give you the wild card? The dark horse?

This isn't – I know what you're going to say. Heath bar. Dude, that's not a dark horse. It's like an over – like people love it really backing backing up for a sec brett did you say reese's yeah he did he did dylan at the end though so it's reese's you don't say it sounds too much like feces how you're saying it bro reese's i don't know i i i've i've said both ways i think did you turn it upside down no it it was in a shape a condition where you couldn't at that point yeah sally's really annoying every single time we go to dairy queen

she makes which is more often than you would think she makes them turn it upside down for her like numerous times how many times have you guys hit the lawn john silvers 20 feet from your apartment never not once i always look at it and think man man, how is this open? But sure enough, it is. Is the Bean store? The what? The Bean? Are you not going to the Bean in these troubling times? No. Last week, last Wednesday, I stopped going. I'm kidding. I haven't gone there in three weeks. I didn't know if they were doing to-go coffee

orders. I don't know, man. Their most recent price hike would suggest that they weren't doing very well before quarantine. I can't imagine. Their coffee went up like two bucks a cup. Hey, back on the ice cream front,

Brett, I know the guys know this but are you aware that i have participated in multiple coning videos really i uh i was really yeah i had a weird 2009 that's that's so that's so mean same on you david say watch media goes down the shitter and you have to like go to a job interview or something and like people are going to be like have you ever coned and then you're gonna you're gonna have to say yes it's pretty harmless like the only the only effect is i get ice cream all over my hand it's the funniest concept you're gonna get a third talking to at some point,

the more you do this, I don't cone anymore. My coning days are behind me. Alyssa, Alyssa begs a different. What is that? She told me you just be coding. You're just so bored during quarantine.

Did y'all see the video that went viral? It was a viral sensation of that bear. And there was like a parking cone turned down, like on its side. And the bear just walked up and picked it up and put it right and then walked off. No. Yeah, this is great, man.

I actually kind of cried watching it. Damn, Dave. You're right, man. I'm addicted to civil service. Can we talk about what's really important right now? There's a new meme format out here i don't know when this surfaced but dylan brought it to my attention yeah it's uh it's fantastic i someone it someone retweeted it on the – actually, it was Joe from LA, our former intern. He put it on the TL yesterday, and there's a thread of them.

I think it was about five or six videos in total. But it's fantastic. And basically how it works is the first part of the video is showing someone involved in some sort of accident like they could be uh very physically harming or even cause death and then it switches over to these guys who are carrying a casket and dancing to this song uh i don't know if my description does it justice you have to just watch the videos i quote we did it yesterday they're they're incredible they uh go to okay at dan nolan d-a-n-n-o-l-a-n on twitter he has like a whole thread that's where i saw it first i think that's what joe in la tweeted yeah this guy has it he's found somewhere he covers every angle of the meme which you love to see like you have short

form videos that are like 15 seconds or less. You got longer ones that are like 30 seconds. And they all have a different variation of the video of the dudes dancing with the casket. Like there's one where they're like up close dancing with it and like throwing it in the air. And then there's one with like a down low cam. And I'm like, okay. What's going on? The one I quote tweeted yesterday is kind of an extended cut.

It looked like it was this guy who was going around on a swing, like a playground-type swing. Oh, my God. And he was doing full loops of it. And then at one point he was going too fast, and he flies off headfirst into a fence, and it immediately cuts to these guys. And it's an extended cut of the dancing with the casketket thing and it just absolutely slayed me it was incredible i'll pull back the curtain we just

have randy in the lab right now cooking these up i told him i was like your only job today is to sit there all day and meme videos with this new format the reason that these are so funny is because the sheer volume of them in that thread is one after another. It's just so entertaining to watch. We're just going to have to make a thread, a circling bag thread. Yes, exactly. Exactly. There's one thing

to be said about this pandemic is that the memes have been fired. No one has anything to do. Everyone's stuck at home and people are getting pretty creative, which nice i feel weird like i i'm not i i i haven't posted on like instagram stories like anything valid in like like feels like months we're all stuck at home there's not much you can do it's all at home content man so bored i'm gun shy i'm gun shy i don't want to overdo it because there's like everybody's doing content and i don't want to you know what i mean like i don't want to put something up this year non-content people are doing content through all this yeah there's a

lot of people that maybe shouldn't be doing content through all this really like who yeah name somebody like somebody on tiktok i mean y'all can can download TikTok, but you don't have to be making TikToks. Not that hard to figure out. A lot of people, man. They get one taste with the push-up challenge, and then it's game over. Damn. Yeah. I don't know.

I respect it. You have to learn someday whether or not you have the content, Gene. So I guess now's a better time than ever. There's not a test for that. There's not like a 23andMe result that'll let you know like you have the content gene yeah you're not sitting in your guidance counselor's office when you're 17 years old just being like should i take the content test and see if i can hack it there you just have to get on a happy hour live with circling back and see if you have it or not yeah yep oh by the way if you didn't

subscribe go subscribe to watch media on youtube randy notes that in the uh private chat yeah he noted that when we were talking about it he needs to uh oh he did yeah shouts to randy oh um there haven't really been any other like like meme formats that have come out throughout this, though, that have been like this good. Not meme formats per se, but people are doing, you know, Corona related stuff. And it's just been pretty funny. Yeah, I mean, we were getting tagged in the we kept getting tagged in a jacob sartorius video dude you watch it yeah i didn't i i thought it was like i didn't think it was good but i didn't

i didn't see what i didn't really understand it i think people were tagging us because it was so cringe yeah i was also i'm also 35 yeah we're the we're the in a world where like the paul brothers exist and like i don't know all like all these insufferable internet people exist jacob sartorius has somehow emerged as maybe the most uh hard to watch cringy person on the internet it's pretty bad it's up there dylan why'd you keep taking parts of yard all weekend that was a funny video that kid's got a stroke man dude how about I like the one I like the one of the dad just taking the kid oh that one I thought you meant the one that uh I think we posted it yesterday from circling back on twitter

that kid just taking his dad yard but yeah the other one was pretty funny too the kid that took his dad yard has definitely watched some Griffey videos in his day. Yeah, he had the swing down. He pissed on that. If you want your kid to model one swing, are you not going to show him

King Griffey? Yeah, you have to. Oh, King Griffey Jr. is the best swing of all time. No, I might just show him the Gary Sheffield and just have him have the extreme bat waggle.

Did everybody playing with ball growing up do that? What? The Gary Sheffield? The waggle? Yeah, for sure. I was doing either Griffey or Sheffield every single time. I went through a phase when I was a kid to try to emulate King Griffey Jr. from the right side of the plate, obviously, but it didn't work.

His swing was incredible, man. Why do left-handed swings always look better than right-handed swings I don't get it not in golf though not in golf but in baseball yeah baseball I agree with you but golf it's like I as a lefty myself I think it looks weird to watch left-handed swings on tv yeah I agree right I was always emulating Julio Franco, Dylan. Nobody was. One of the worst all-time batting stances. Dude, he was a solid ranger. He was.

Didn't he play until he was like 50? Yeah. I think he was one of those guys who you didn't actually know what his age was because he kept it from – because he's foreign, right? He's from like the Dominican or something. I believe. I'm thinking of somebody else. Yeah. So his age was always in question, but he played well into his 40s for sure.

As did other Ranger great, Ruben Sierra. Remember he did that stint with the Yankees when he was like 45 or something. And I remember seeing him after a Ranger-Yankee game. He came to the bar. Ruben Sierra. Remember he did that stint with the Yankees when he was like 45 or something. And I remember seeing him after a Ranger Yankee game. He came to the bar. He came to Sherlock's in Arlington, which is this really shitty bar, but it's Arlington. So what are you going to do?

And he was just standing there just completely jacked and juiced out of his mind. Wasn't talking to anybody. Just stood there like, hey, I'm Ruben Sierra. I'm at the bar. It was very uncomfortable, honestly. Did Alfonso Soriano ever pull any of that before going to the Yankees? Speaking of silky.

God, dude. Him for the Cubs. I just stopped watching him on SportsCenter. His bat always looked way too big for his body. had a weird body he was jacked like he was like a lent like a lean jacked yeah yeah kind of tight good little leadoff hitter though he could probably piss on a golf ball i used to love emulating old athletes as a kid now that i think about it like we were always just doing stuff because we saw it on tv that's

like pretty much 90 of what we did we didn't have ipads to. We were always just doing stuff because we saw it on TV. That's pretty much 90% of what we did. We didn't have iPads to sit with at dinner and stuff, so we would just go out in the parking lot and try to... And try to emulate? Yeah. Dave was trying to Eurostep like Dirk in the driveway. Emulate us!

No, dude. We were lowering the goal and doing Sean Kemp dunks. Hell yeah. Did you have that one friend who was always a little bitch about it? He didn't want to lower it. He was like, dude, no, my dad will get pissed. What if I break it? Well, because it's kind of a pain.

It used to be a pain in the ass to lower it and raise it. Yeah, you used to have a broomstick, and then you have to turn it. You'd always risk it falling on one of your heads and cracking your skull open. Yeah, unless you had an actual actual breakaway rim which nobody did those weren't meant to be like hung on so we were just going these monster dunks down on like a seven foot rim and hanging on them and they couldn't they couldn't handle that hey what'd you guys put on the back or the back of your hoop so the the back would stay down we just had a giant bag of sand okay my buddy put antifreeze in like the back like you had you can unscrew the cap it was like a gas tank they put antifreeze in the back of that for what reason i have no idea is it like heavier than water i guess i do not know that's weird

maybe he didn't have access to running water. He was my neighbor, so he did. My dad had this massive thing of antifreeze. No, not to be... I'm going to flex a little bit. We had the one that went into the ground with the concrete around it. Oh, you had the concrete. Wow. Okay, cool. Must be nice. Must be at the rough house.

You probably had a second fridge in your garage too, didn't you? Yeah. We actually do have another fridge. Yeah, must be nice. That's how you know your friend's family. They pulled down some bucks and they got another fridge in their garage. That's definitely us. The fridge in the garage was always the beer fridge too,

so you'd sneak over there and grab your dad's Michelobes. Or me. It's got frozen pizzas in the freezer. Oh, yeah. A lot of frozen pizzas. A lot of Supremes in there. There's steak in there from three years earlier.

Those Icy Pops too. A hundred pack of them. That was just the best. They would ruin the corners of your mouth. Dude, the Icy Pop, the key was you just let it melt and then you just drink it. There it is. You let it melt some, not all the way.

You let it melt some. You can't just drink the whole thing. That's sugar water. Watch me. What's the point of freezing it in the first place if you're just going to melt it? You let it melt a little bit, not all the way. No, man.

I bite that. Slushies sucked. I loved Icy Pops, but slushies themselves sucked. Like 7-Eleven slushies, no. Calm down, Brett. What a terrible, terrible take. Hate them. It's just pixie dust and pixie sticks.

Also terrible. Dude, shut up. Your food takes lately have just been trash. I just don't like sweet stuff. Did y'all school in seventh or eighth grade, middle school, junior high, do a candy sale one Friday a month? No. It was at school. Not like you were selling the candy,

but they would like open up the reset, like a long recess at the end of the day and you could go buy candy. And so you're just walking around with like, not the regular pixie stick, but the hilariously thick and long one. And you're just walking around with that and like a Coca-Cola and then like some gushers. We didn't do that in my school. Those fundraisers we had to do as kids, did those actually raise funds?

Or was that just a pyramid scheme involving a bunch of underage workers? It was definitely a pyramid scheme. It was the first pyramid scheme. Were you guys selling Morley chocolate like I was? I was just peddling Morley chocolate. We were doing the Nestle. We had some other version. If you sold enough, you would get like... At one point, we were selling Little the nestle uh we had we had some other version and like if you sold enough

you would get like at one point we were selling little caesar's pizza kits dude that's kind of dipping their toe in the game dude i have a box of chocolate bars in my pantry right now because parks as a pre-k kid had to sell them which is which just means his parents had to sell them and we sold like i don't know five out of the 60 so i had to buy them, which just means his parents had to sell them. And we sold like, I don't know, five out of the 60. So I had to buy the rest of them myself. You're just part of the scheme. You put it on the company. Like, you know, I'm like, what's the bars?

I went to the bar club. Yeah, it's too late now. Dude, that's too young. They don't need to be doing sales at five years old. Right? He was four at the time. He's not going to sell these. I'm going to have to sell them, people.

I can remember going door to door and being on the street over and going up to houses that I was always kind of scared of. There was somebody there that just looked sketchy, and i would just go knock on their door and some of the people were just just patently unfriendly i'll just be honest dude we we used to sell these things called gold cards and they would get you a discount at like local stores we did that too for the football team and it was just basically like whoever's parents worked at the biggest office sold the most yeah basically how that worked And it was just basically like whoever's parents worked at the biggest office sold the most. Yeah. That's basically how that worked.

Yeah. That's all it was. Rich dad, poor dad. There's always some kid out there who had like a bunch of family and then he like pawned it off to them and stuff too. It was just shitty. Shitty. Let's talk about this. You guys hear this sad news out of the Bronx Zoo?

Yeah, man. What's going on? I don't know, man. Like I thought this entire time, I thought animals were good. I heard the same shit, man. I'll be honest. When I got this text from you guys, I thought Tiger Woods had coronavirus. No. No, that's not the text that I would send.

That is not the text that I would send if Tiger Woods had it. That's like phone call stuff. Brett, are you sitting down? I am. Thank you for doing the stand-up challenge, Brett. You're welcome. Nadia, a tiger at the Bronx Zoo in New York, has become the first of her kind to test positive for coronavirus.

The four-year-old female Malayan? Malayan tiger tested positive after developing a dry cough and is expected to recover, the Wildlife Conservation Society's Bronx Zoo said in a news release. And then there were some others as well. This wasn't the only big cat at the zoo to get to test positive, unfortunately. This is the first confirmed animal case, correct? I believe so. At least in the States. I'm not positive about worldwide, and I'm not sure even if something had one worldwide, they would even take it into consideration. On Twitter, I saw an announcement that dogs were apparently immune to it.

That's what I assumed all animals were. But now I'm not even sure dogs are. What's going on? I think there have been a couple dog cases worldwide. Oh, really? It's a little scary. Even news about how humans need to handle this is ever-changing. Now I'm like, all right, maybe dogs aren't as safe as I thought they were.

Man. That's sad. I'm not letting Randy go out and about like I used to. He's not going to the store anymore by himself, without a mask at least. Right, yeah. How does a tiger cough? I imagine a big cat cough is similar to a house cat cough. I just haven't heard a cat cough.

Hacking up a... Oh, I just have heard a pack of hairballs, yeah. Yeah, it sounds kind of like a human cough. Cats are weird, man. Yeah, no thanks. I'm not doing a cat. This is one of those stories that I thought was going to turn into

like a Joe Exotic meme. I didn't think it was real when I first read it i was like oh okay where's this going we're gonna do some doc antle bits here but no it's just it's just a real news story yeah you can't you can't turn it into a meme though you know no if there's one thing that's off limits it's big cats did big cats got second place in a bit madness correct i believe so man with if i knew this news they might get the nod actually i think i voted for big cats actually i thought the uh the consolation game was was two of my more favorite bits in the championship game yeah

can we actually vote on the consolation game we kind of need to know who got third place here was it wilmots versus Bluetooth? Yeah, it was Bluetooth speakers versus Wilmots. Yeah, I mean, that's an all-time matchup. Oh, that's tough. It's a hard one. I'll be honest, that's a matchup that I don't even want to vote on. I'll vote. I'm going Wilmots.

It's a future revenue stream. No, it's a current revenue stream, just be clear washmedia.com slash shop we sold a ton of them somehow and i love it this motherfucker's gonna act like uh bluetooth speaker is not a revenue stream that's true that's true i just don't think we have the technology on our side. We can't build one from the ground up. We could lease though. We have the Raycon sponsorship now, so it's already paying

dividends. This is great. We do have a blue team. We're doing them so many free reads right now. It's not good. I don't care. I love their product. I genuinely love their product. I'm wearing it right now yeah we don't have a read for another two weeks but like i love this so yeah i mean they're good uh what were we talking about big cats uh dylan's son or no it was wilmonds versus a bluetooth speaker the fictional the fictional restaurant versus a uh a speaker

yeah no i'm not i can't vote we can't do that no what go ahead dad nothing i was gonna say like are they not worried about the virus mutating is that a thing that still happens? Because that scares me. I've wondered that as well. But to be honest, even though I've wanted to ask Sally, I'm worried that I ask her too many questions about coronavirus in the first place. And I do worry that some of my questions are going to come off very dumb. So I've kind of stopped asking her.

But I do want to know, can COVID-19 turn into COVID-20? Is that something that we need to be worried about? I don't know. So I've looked into this too because that was my first concern. And it sounds like it has mutated a little bit, like the States version is a little different than the Chinese version. But the mutations thus far aren't enough to, to drastically change the therapy routine or drastically change the mortality rate.

So the mutation it's mutating slowly is the, the correct answer. That's hot, which is good. Yeah. Yeah. Slower, the better.

I didn't want to ask it cause I didn't want to speak it into existence. But I just did because I have to ask the important questions. What's going to suck is I think what it sounds like is this is just going to be, I hesitate to call it the flu, but it's going to come around every year type of thing. It's going to be another coronavirus. But there'll be hopefully vaccines at that point. Correct. Yeah, so you'll get your corona shot

along with your flu shot and you're going to do the whole nine. I think I heard that Johnson and Johnson has a vaccine but I think this is 60 minutes. I heard this somewhere. 13 months is the absolute soonest. Like has to go through like 13.

Okay. Has to go through trials. It's normally like a five or six year process, but they're going to cut some of that red tape. Hey, middlemen, get the fuck out of here. Bye middlemen.

That's all the middlemen in America right now. Yeah, that's definitely now. Yeah. The middlemen that's all the middlemen in america right now yeah that's definitely now yeah the middlemen industry oh we didn't talk about we didn't talk about the dudes holding the casket yes we're a little bit they're dressed up like uh almost likelords in these suits, and they look badass. They look like they're going to fuck shit up, and I definitely want them carrying my casket. Yeah, I don't like to glorify death or anything, but if my funeral is not like that, then this is on you guys. Yeah, I need to know more about these funerals and why they're so lit like that.

What part of the world this happens? I mean, a celebration. They're going off. They're lucky Dothraki's, dude. They just go hard at major events in life. Maybe it's a Dothraki funeral. That's the only Game of Thrones reference I can make, so we're good.

Because you watched episode one. Yeah, it was tight enough. Or at least part of it, yeah. I thought it was a movie and then when i got done i was like that's kind of uneventful at the end and like the girl just jumped out of a window and i was like oh that was quick it wasn't a girl the girl jumped out of the window it was a boy and he was pushed whatever um hey can we also talk about the tiger king bonus episode that might be released just out of nowhere yeah what do we need this i don't know like the the only thing that's been

at this is this will be a niche reference the only thing we need less than this is uh i think uh wyatt and uh darlene right now anyone get that nope okay why why did they withhold this episode to begin with if it's if it's worthy of a netflix airing or then why not play it up front do you think they i mean like this is a honest question is this just like a giant cash grab from netflix because they they cut this together after the fact had i feel like they they had the perfect opportunity with tiger king it was the it was the most popular show during the one time where everyone is being told by everyone else to stay inside and watch tv so like the numbers on that have to be some of the cockiest numbers you've ever seen on netflix i feel like there

are people that i've never even talked to about TV before that are like, have you seen Tiger King? Did you see the video of him that was released talking about how it's not fair that he can't use the N-word? No. I did see that. Joe Exotic said this? Joe Exotic.

He's being filmed like he's recording one of his shows, and he's talking about how it's unfair that rappers can use the N-word and black people in general, but he can't do it uh that's a take i would holster if i'm him gotta say yeah i would think so you keep that one yeah you keep that one in the chamber man i gotta say uh no one's surprised no like that doesn't shock anyone that joe exotic would thought would have that tank right yeah no kidding what take has he not had i feel like joe exotic is a volume shooter and we just get to see like we've already had someone whittle it all down into this documentary so we just see this stuff that's like really wild hey and one more joe exotic take i'll obviously i'll

watch this new episode if it gets released i I'm sure we all will. Yeah. Can we not do a movie? Can we not do that? I don't know if that's really going to happen. I saw that Dax Shepard and all those celebs a couple weeks ago and David Spade were kind of going back and forth on who gets to play Joe Exotic in the movie. We don't need that, right? No, we absolutely do not need a movie about this. And I think anyone who thinks that,

in terms of Netflix series, it was good and everything, but the first three episodes carried the entire series. The end of it, I was like, all right, I'm kind of over this. Let me ask you guys this. If quarantine is not happening, does Tiger King take off the way it does? Yes. Yes. I think it still does dude it's it's it's wild it's the most fun it's

the most fun i've had watching a doc in maybe ever the first three episodes i agree the the last four episodes are not fun to watch at all. Well, they're not fun, but dude, even the last episode, you're still getting new characters introduced who are absurd, and there's subtle funny things about them, like the campaign manager. Maybe my favorite part was him running for

governor. I think it's very, very popular, but I don't think the same people are going to watch it if not for quarantine. There's a lot of parents and stuff that are asking about it. And I'm like, man, this is just not something that would ever be on my parents' radar. But because they're stuck at their house, they're watching it. That's definitely true.

But Netflix doesn't release their streaming numbers, so we will never know, right? I respect the hell out of that. They don't need to they don't need to prove it to anybody we know they're the big dogs i know but i want to know i know i would love to know i would love to know that stuff um does i did does reopening the case give you any intrigue like i i just don't but i don't even know what cases are like going on right now. I feel like there's so much legal stuff happening that like,

I don't know, just leave it. There's some other rumor that the disappearance of Carol Baskin's husband, that was being reopened. But is that actually happening or is that some Twitter thing? I don't know. It could be a Twitter thing. But if that's going to get reopened, I'm here for it. Carol Baskin's husband, cue the music.

That bitch Carol Baskin's. Thank you. Sorry, I was looking at something else, trying to figure something out. Are you guys aware of what we have in front of us right now? Dylan, this could potentially be your first audition. A pandemic. Oh. New sponsor alert.

New sponsor. I am going to audition, by the way. Yeah, you should audition, dude. Oh, I am. You know Micah's auditioning too, right? I'm not worried about Micah. Trust me. Well, you should be worried about me, cowboy, because I am.

I actually am already working on cutting the tape, and I've got inns at the state fair. I've also got the plug. I got the connections. But Dylan, they want something different, man. They don't want you doing your impersonation of Big Tex. They want something fresh. Dave, I've been practicing.

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Go to AveoVision.com slash circling. Have you guys also heard the news? The Dave Ruff Swing Academy is open for business. David, we have the owner here. Thank you for having me on, Will. Yep. Can you speak to your new Swing Academy that you've opened? We have the owner here. Thank you for having me on, Will. Yep. Can you speak to your new Swing Academy that you've opened?

Yeah, it's actually the David Ruff Swing Academy 2.0. And the reason it's 2.0 is because we have now opened up an indoor facility. Wow. And it comes with a hitting turf and a net. For anyone out there who wasn't aware of your outdoor facility, can you explain how to get there and maybe tell the people about that? Well, if you're interested in a private lesson, DM me. Otherwise, I won't be sharing my address publicly.

That being said, while we do not have a liquor license yet, that just means you can bring your own beer. So it is BYOB. So feel free to bring one beer and we'll do exactly one in exactly one lesson. We're calling it just the tips because it's me giving you tips on golf. It's going to be good. If you show up with a six pack of beer, you better have five of your boys sitting in the car waiting for their lesson too. Yeah. show up with a six pack of beer you better have five of your boys sitting in the car waiting for their lesson too yeah and actually don't show up with five of your five of your lads in the car

because i mean dude look we're all trying to keep six feet all instruction will be uh from a distance i'll be standing in my driveway with my garage door open as i watch your swing and uh we'll break it down we don't have a track man but we got the d-man and um it's honestly yielding some pretty dope results so far what did you just say i think you heard me not having a track man but having the d-man the scat man just came into my head. Dude, that's even better than having the track. Bop, bop, bada, bop. That's rough. Yeah, I can't wait to have you guys out. Dude, I'm really excited.

How high in the bag can you go in your garage, Dave? Well, look, at the Dave Ruff Swing Academy 2.0, we focus mainly on punch shots. It's important to be a good wind player, especially living in Texas. So pretty much everything where we're going to work on is going to be ball at the back of your stance, face a little bit shut, working it under the wind, mainly because it's hard to get a full swing off with the garage. But it's fine.

It's a ball strikers game. Anybody can pull pipe and bomb it off the tee. Where you're really going to make up strokes is by just putting it back a couple inches in the stands and just letting it rip. I love imagining the boys just standing around in your open garage, just having one beer each, just with their hybrids out, just taking punch shots into a net. With just the Yacht Rock XM radio

just playing on a Bluetooth speaker. That sounds fantastic, honestly. This sounds great. Go ahead. No, I was going to say that we do one artist. We do nothing but Hornsby all day. It just lightens the mood. You walk in, you crack a Stella or a Peroni or even a Tiger, a Singha.

We're having fun. It's a low-pressure environment. Like a lot of these swing instructors, they want to get technical and break down every aspect of your swing, and they're obsessed with launch angle and speed. I don't even care. I don't even care. I don't even care if you have speed, you can come in with like a 60 mile an hour swing speed.

I don't care. What matters is that you have fun. Are you teaching short batch wins to everybody? I am. Can I do it? Can I do a celebrity guest clinic at some point? Oh, you're more than welcome to.

I love working with other people, other minds in the industry. Will, you included, man. We just got to get together and see what happens. We have a new patented strategy over at the Will DeVries Swing Center. It's just called – yeah, I think I'm just going to run it on up there. And so I think we're going to do it behind that. Actually, Will, we can work with you but not Dylan because there is a height limit.

It's 5' five 11 actually. So Dylan, we're going to, well, we could go out back to the David. I'll take you out to the backyard for the, to the range, to the David Academy 1.0.

We round down, right? Because I am technically five 11 and three quarters. Right. I think, I think I've 10, unfortunately. unfortunately will i got something for you too man i've even got a couple different putters you can work on out there and we can we could work on the putting will method 100 yards in it's gonna be like a bit one day that i pull out a putter to

like i don't know on a par three and then i'm gonna get a hole in one and it's just gonna be embarrassing i'm not gonna be able to like actually-one, and it's just going to be embarrassing. I'm not going to be able to actually do anything with it. That's not going to happen. You're saying you're going to putt from the tee box and get a hole-in-one. That's not going to happen. Dude, Kaiser, I'm going to get a hole-in-one at Kaiser on number 14 or whatever that par three is.

It's going to happen for me in my life, I swear. With a putter? Yeah, who knows? Texas knowledge. There were some holes at Cabot that were shaved all the way down to the green from about 100 yards out. So you did putt. That's hot.

It was like your second shot, and you putt down into the bowl, like a 75-yard putt. That was fun. I feel like all those golf meme accounts had that video of a dude getting an ace or at least getting close. I think it was at Band of Dunes, like putting off the tee box. Oh, yeah. Some of those courses, they just shave the whole thing down.

Dylan knows. I like a little bit of a runway. Like just in case like I leave it short Yeah Just a little bit The fact that we just don't have That it's Masters week and like we're just I need to talk man

I kind of don't want to talk about it honestly It's so upsetting They released the full schedule Were you going to go this year Dylan Without telling us or anything No I wasn Were you going to go this year, Dylan, without telling us or anything? No, I wasn't going to do that this year. I already pulled that once on you guys. This is my favorite sporting week of the year, man.

It really is. Dylan, serious question for you. How are they able to keep the prices so low in the grounds? I do not know. It's like four bucks for a beer, right? Probably because they get so much goddamn social media coverage out of it that they'd be idiots to not. I think it's like

$3.50 or $4 for a beer. A premium is like $1 more or $0.50 more, something like that. But yeah, sandwiches are $2. Much like us, Washed Media, they're all about the patrons doing what's best for them.

We kind of model ourself after them. I think that's what it is. That's true. If the food podcasts, everything around the food situation at the masters is obviously really expensive lodging and everything. So when you're there, it feels like everything's free.

You just go run through the concession area and load up on beers and sandwiches and shit. And it's like six bucks. It's tight. You and John Daly go to the Hooters after? I met John Daly at the Hooters there. He just planned it. He just camps out there the whole time. Yeah.

Why wouldn't you? His RV is like there, right? Yeah. That's tight. I think I'm going to do a little Masters like themed sunday a little bit i think i might get some pimento cheese and oh i don't hate that idea i i assumed that golf channel they're gonna be airing that shit all week right like just reruns well on youtube the masters uh the masters channel which actually we have a channel on youtube watch media you should go search that

and subscribe to it but the master channel they have a lot of uh final rounds on there like full final rounds that you can just watch and so i think i might just pop one on and just like pump it through the uh the sono speakers and just let some birds chirp i would watch last year's again i believe starting wednesday they're going to be airing uh i think non-stop master stuff on golf channel like like old classic rounds. I might do like Tiger 97 or something. Just take it back. I haven't watched that full in a while. I mean, since 97, I don't think. I've watched Highlighter.

Standard definition? Yeah. It'd be kind of interesting to see some for a bit, maybe just the last hour and a half. Man, I was getting sad this week, though, because another six months for tiger like he's six months older you know like that's sucks six six months more of healing though for the back what's kind of weird about the entire like all these sports things it kind of makes me realize how much in my

head that the general calendar is built into the sports calendar for me that it didn't it doesn't even feel like it's master's time because i just know it's not even on the table i know it's like it doesn't matter what day it is or what time of year it is right now we're just stuck inside okay can i give you the uh the schedule that they just released this we'll see if this happens. PGA, August 6th. Ryder Cup, September 25th. The Open, U.S. Open, excuse me, September 17th. And then the Masters in November. So we're going U.S. Open, Ryder Cup, back to back?

This fall is going to be lit. That's awesome. And it's stacked. Masters is broadcast on CBS, correct? Sunday? Yes. Jim Nance theoretically has a game on Sunday. He's got more important things to attend to.

Brett, they'll work it out, man. Chill out. Ooh. There's no way Nance misses the Masters. He'll let Romo do a game by himself. He's not taking Masters week off to do an SEC game.

Go bring somebody out of the bullpen. Yeah. I bet you Romo wants to do the Masters. He'd rather do that than week 11 football. That's why he signed on with CBS. He was like no i'm eventually gonna get that master spot definitely oh he's going to definitely man i can't wait the fallout of this is going to be interesting because like what brett just brought up like i hadn't thought of that i'm really interested this is this is very lofty like

they're going to start playing again in June with no fans? Like, I don't know, dude. Are they? Is that part of the plan? Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. Okay. I don't know.

I hope it works out. I don't get why any company or, like, organization or league or whatever would make any claims publicly as to when they're coming back. Like, I feel like you just got to like play it all by ear and then just make like once it's like all the dust has settled, you're like, all right,

we're back to back to normal stuff in two weeks. But like announcing it this early, I'm like that too much can go wrong. They're not going to be doing golf. Who knows? I'm being a cynic. go wrong. They're not going to be doing golf. Who knows? I'm being a cynic. Damn dude. So all that,

the PGA through the masters, including the playoffs and the tour championship, the U S open Ryder cup. That's a hundred day span. That'd be fun. So much. That'd be fun. That's incredible.

So much awesome golf in a hundred days. I feel bad to our friends over at the PGA Tour and how little college football they're going to get to watch. Should we just be around and travel around all these golf tournaments? Yeah. I'm going to try to sell it. No jokes. Sell that right now.

Yeah, but it would be real same if you got us a sponsor for one of those. I'm saying everybody's got people at school and like, I don't know. I'm going to try to sell it. Be a real shame if we launched a golf pod with a hashtag. Wow. Wow. I have a question for you. Sure.

Do you have any breaking news for us today? As a matter of fact, will I do? It's a personal piece of news. Oh, great. I have no interest on my student loans until, I think, September. That's huge. Good for you, and I assume everyone else.

I would think so, if you're a Navient person. That's big news for me, who married someone just riddled with student loans right now. Unless your student loan debt is private, right? Correct. Private. If you have private student loan debt, it's up to your financier?

Who is the owner of the loan? The lender. Yeah, up to your lender. The loaner of the loan. Federal student loan debt, no interest for a while. I think in some cases you cannot pay for it too but i think you have to be unemployed or laid off still waiting on somebody just to go ahead and hack that and like eliminate all that debt but yeah that someone's

not happening frame what's all you gotta do is get in and like backspace right like that's that's pretty much it just delete the code oops it's gone like oh no they're not gonna miss that money who like went to mit and can figure this shit out like it can't be that difficult yeah do any other freaking news brett there's just student loans well i mean it's it's a lot of it's a lot of masters stuff and then corona like i don't know the timeline is is pretty uh pretty one-dimensional these days, guys. Yeah, it's tough. I don't want to bust your balls too hard,

but your breaking news story about them canceling the interest rates, that was like three weeks ago. I think I finally got the email, though, from Nappy. Okay. Okay. I'll let you have it. And there's other breaking news that I have to tell you guys after the podcast I'm excited about. Ooh. Okay. I'll let you have it. And there's other breaking news that I have to tell you guys after the podcast. I'm excited about it. Ooh. Okay.

Daddy like. That's about it. I mean, I got an alarm going. I'm a mess over here. But that's about it. I'm about to break. Should we get out of here? No, let's keep going.

Dylan hasn't talked in about 18 minutes. I'm worried about Dylan's ear when he gets a little too quiet. If Dylan wants to punch out, it's fine. Dude, it was great to have you back. It's good to be back, man. I miss you guys. I miss your handsome faces. If you could

just stop sending those texts now about your ear leaking drip drip drop there goes an eargasm that's what he's always sending it's been leaking for like almost a week straight now i'm tired of this shit you'll get through it i have faith uh have you tried putting a little olive oil a couple drops of olive oil down there? No. What does that do? I'm really into homeopathic remedies. Have you tried putting AirPods in so that they can't just leak out? I haven't tried that either. No.

Oh, put a cork in it. Yeah. I'll probably just let it leak. Dylan, you probably have one of those butt plugs still. Why don't you just pop it in there I've never owned a butt plug Dave I don't know what you're talking about man You need like a little Plunger that you just

Pop in I'll probably just continue Letting it leak and you know Dave why did you drop a Gram mid live stream Because I knew it would do numbs Did it? We're north of 3K at DC Rough on Instagram.

So I would say, yeah, it did numbs, Dylan. Oh, man. I think everybody should. We should all be dropping Grahams in the middle of the livestream. We should make that a ritual. I don't have anything to gram. I don't either. You think I do?

You think I do? I'm going to have to go to the Dave Ruff Swing Academy and get a mid-swing thing. I'm going to get Parks to take a picture of me here at the crib or something. He's done it before. I know he has. He's a great photographer. Yeah, I don't know what the next moment to get to Graham off is. It's kind of unfortunate.

Hey, the sun's peeking through. I'm desperate. Is the sun coming out? Yeah. Rosie's going to be very happy with the regimen that she gets earlier this afternoon. Yeah, I think I'm going on a walk today. Big. Wow.

Oh, wow. Just Brett's breaking news? Yeah. I like how sad it is. I mean, not sad because this does sound dope even if we weren't quarantined, but just the thought of standing around Dave's garage when we were talking about it earlier, I was like, God, I would do so much just to be doing that right now. Like salivating at the thought of being able to hang out.

Oh, man. Hornsby. Peronis. It does sound fun doesn't it yeah it sounds great it's just like man how desperate are we to like do something randy can come over too and we just have him fix the twitch stream inside it's weird i've gotten so used to only talking to you guys that talking to other people just makes me want to do stuff more so when i've uh when i produced the mail-in the other day with the girls like hearing alissa i was like man i just want to go to matt's el rancho with everybody and just like mix it up all night

the first thing what's y'all get back go ahead don't sorry what's the first plan like when when we can finally leave the house what are we going to do like where are we going who's going what are we going to do matt will i will you know what to do is that what i'm doing Matt? Will, you know what to do. Is that what I'm doing? Who died? Coronavirus. We're celebrating the death. The death of the virus.

Yeah. I'm going to need margaritas, I think. Yeah, we're going to go to Matt's. We're going to show up at like 7.15 and they're going to be like, oh, that's going to be a seven-hour wait. Can you imagine the first night? It's okay to go to Matt's, and we're going to show up at like 7.15, and they're going to be like, oh, that's going to be a seven-hour wait. Can you imagine the first night? It's okay to go to Matt's. They're going to have 40 million people at the door. Yeah, we have to get there at like 3.30.

Dude, Matt's, it's going to be responsible for relaunching the virus. Yes. It's going to be the new epicenter. Do you think Matt's is going to stay open on Tuesdays through this, now that they're open on Tuesdays doing curbside delivery or curbside pickup? No, I didn't know they were. They're making a lot of changes there.

I'm a little worried about the management. Still? Yep. Hey, Dylan, you mentioned Margs. Saturday night, I had the most fun I've had during quarantine. I was making homemade Marggs, housing them, and I was watching a T-Pain versus Lil Jon beat battle on Instagram,

and it was the most fun I've had. It was so good. Oh, my. T-Pain has some heaters. T-Pain is shit. Here's my issue. I don't like watching stuff long form like that on my phone. I hate it because I can't text and stuff i i agree with that but yeah i had it was late it was like 10 10 or after so i was

just i was just going in on my kitchen island yeah i haven't been able to get down with like long live streams of anything on my phone it has to be from a laptop which i'm glad we're doing youtube instead of like just instagram lives or something like that because the phone just doesn't work for me. I got to be able to text the squad and laugh along with them. Can you watch an Instagram Live on your laptop? I've never tried it. No, you cannot. I don't know.

They did add messages to the desktop version. Maybe some of you can watch lives oh did they really that's a deaf yeah they did should we get out of here boy that's fine hey we'll be back tomorrow i got some more stuff stories uh we'll also just it's grab bag season on patreon patreon.com circling back podcast again patreon.com circling back podcast get in get out for $5 that's all you have to spend in order to get some skin in the game if you want if you really want to ball out we got that $10 option too

all good thank you to all the patrons who currently do subscribe yeah and I know money's not not flowing around for everybody out there right now so we we thank you guys that you're continuing to support our business as well. I would shake everyone to your hands personally if I could.

I would foot bump all of you if we were in a bar together right now. I would mouth kiss every single one of you if I could. That's not friendly. Jesus, Dylan. In this climate. Let's get out of here on that note. Bye.