Circling Back - We're So Icy, We're Glacier Boys

Episode Date: October 12, 2020

On the heels of a packed weekend, we go through recapping This Weekend in Fun, the new icy DM trend that we definitely didn't understand at first, an absurd move from the mayor of Tonawanda, and Brett's Breaking News that includes the top 100 burgers in America. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (18:42) Recapping This Weekend in Fun (41:56) “You So Icy, I’m A Glacier Boy” (53:55) Mayor of Tonawanda (1:01:50) Brett’s Breaking News Vincero: www.vincerowatches.com/circling (use CIRCLINGBACK for 20% off) MeUndies: www.meundies.com/circlingback Quip: www.getquip.com/circlingback --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the lodge my name is will defries to my right david ruff you know if you had told most people that when i was going to show up here today and do this podcast that my recovery would be 94% and my body would be primed to take on strain, they wouldn't have believed you. They would have laughed you out of the gym. Guess what? I'm in the gym now. I'm glad your body's ready for strain because I'm about to whip that ass, David.

Would you stop interrupting my introduction? I'm sorry. Just because you don't get introduced until later in the episode doesn't mean that you have to treat other people badly. He said his body's ready for strain. I'm about to give him strain. That's all I'm sorry. Just because you don't get introduced until later in the episode doesn't mean that you have to treat other people badly. He said his body's ready for strain. I'm about to give him strain. That's all I'm saying. I'd like to see it.

Goodness, guys. It's like 30 seconds in. It's Monday morning. I mean, who has the energy? Just fight it out. Fuck or fight right now. I know you don't have one of these whoop bands on, but I do.

But I bet if you did, your recovery would be like 20%. Because you look like fucking shit. I don't need a whoop bands on but i do um but i bet i bet if you did your recovery would be like 20 because you look like fucking shit i don't need a whoop band whoop whoop i'll give you a whoop band um you don't look recovered as well yeah that's fair recovered look at you right now yeah i don't feel awesome honestly so you're not primed to take on strain. What would post-wedding getting home on a flight at 11.30 p.m. Randy's deceased. Randy's wouldn't even register. It'd be a skull emoji. Instead of

saying that it's not primed for strain, it'd just be like, hey man, you good? Go to the hospital? Randy came in here just hoarse voice. Oh yeah. Randy's got peak wedding weekend voice. Way too young to be in this bad of shape. He sounds like he mosted with every chick in Chicago over the weekend. I do appreciate you just going back.

I was going to say it sounded like he smoked every cigarette in Chicago. He probably did both. You do have Sig vibes. Yeah. He can't even defend himself. Yeah, you got most and Sig vibes, which is crazy. That's tight. Sounds like a great weekend for your mid-20s.

Sounds like he had a great weekend. Dylan's shivering in the building. You want to hear of a mega cute scene going on at the crib? I just got parked or I didn't get parked

so I got myself one of those yard signs from his elementary school and I'm pretty excited about it. They're going to drop it off either today or tomorrow. We'll see if it makes it through the week.

Please don't vandalize my elementary school yard sign dave i'm gonna do a donut in your yard dude why would you do that thing out i'm just trying to represent his school man do it for the homie he's gonna he's gonna be excited when he sees it don't you have that other sign up in your front yard that people were asking about no No. If you're trying to get political here, it's just not going to happen. Oh, I could have gone a number of directions. Barking up the wrong tree, player. Oh, oh, oh, oh. That's me barking up your tree.

My neighbors have, a lot of my neighbors have no problem representing their political affiliations in their yard, but not your boy. Didn't you say that you don't agree with some of them? I didn't say that, no. Certainly didn't. Dylan just has like an MLB sign. That's his affiliation. Yeah. What are you going to do

when your candidate... The NFL logo in his yard. It's like the Rob Lowe hat. What are you going to do when your candidate doesn't win the big election? I don't know. I don't know.

It's going to be pretty tough seeing that. I don't know. I love it. You better look out. How cute seeing that. I don't know. I love you there. Look out. How cute is that shit? It also got us matching t-shirts with the same logo on it. Are you going to get a FitPic with Parks in front of the sign?

With our matching t-shirts and the sign that matches our – yeah, probably. Okay. Honestly, yeah. That's tight. I think I should. Better make it quick. Don't vandalize my home, David. Yeah.

Dave's going to bring over Chili, and the second you shut that door and he walks back, that sign's gone. Man, one time someone, one of my oldest sisters was in high school. Someone took gasoline and spelled out a very mean word in the yard. What word? I think it was bitch or something. I don't know. But just spelled it out with gasoline. I've met her.

She's no bitch. So the grass died. It turned brown, and it spelled that word out. That's mean. That's fucked up. Come on. Was it Daddy Yankee? Excuse me?

I don't know who Daddy Yankee is. I had some bikers on my property recently. Oh. I had some bikers on my property recently and then they, I told them to get the fuck out and I beat the shit out of one of them with a branding iron.

Really? Yeah, and then I knew they were going to come back. So I went and I sat underneath the tree in the dark and waited for them

to come back that night and they all came back with gasoline. Maybe they were going to write bitch. What happened then? Then I, you told them to leave the state?

Yeah, I made them dig their own graves and then I let them go though. That's fucking cold, dude. I'm savage. I'm savage. Were you wearing like a dope Stetson while you the state? Yeah, I made them dig their own graves, and then I let them go, though. That's fucking cold, dude. Dude, I'm savage. I'm savage. Were you wearing, like, a dope Stetson while you did it? Dude, the fit that I got off to beat the fuck out of these guys was sick.

Some people don't get the reference. This is a joke for two. This is a joke for two. Some people will get it, though. We did it. You guys watch Yellowstone. Brett got it. No, man, this is from Emily in Paris.

Did you guys start that this weekend? Does it go? What a trash show. Recommended tabs, actually. People won't stop talking about it. It is the most trash. It's one of the worst shows I've ever seen, but I will finish it. I will finish this season because the episodes are bite-sized.

They're like 26 minutes long. But it is one of the dumbest, worst shows. The premise of it is just like mind-blowing i watched some of it with my wife who i don't know if she likes it or not but i just kind of like was eavesdropping and i like sat down i was like okay i'm like oh this sucks okay see you later it's like a less edgy gossip girl yeah good way to put it which i think it's made by the same people as gossip girl like i think it's their next thing. But it's like, what are you doing?

If we're doing Rex, hey, I started The Haunting of Bly Manor. I'm about to start that, dog. Bly Manor. Is Dre Bly in it? Bly. Dude, shout out to Dre Bly. I'm so Bly. Did he ever go to a pro bowl?

Probably, dude. He was sick. Yeah. I watched Hubie Halloween last night. How'd that go? It's a wild ride. It's a weird movie. I watched Hubie Halloween last night. How'd that go? It's a wild ride. It's a weird movie, but it's very Adam Sandler. It's entertaining.

Is it worth watching? Yeah. Sure. Okay. Doesn't it have an all-star cast? It has a ridiculous cast. It's everyone that's ever been in a movie with Adam Sandler is in this movie. Is David Spade in it?

Including his daughter. Everyone? Including his daughter. Norm Macdonald. Not everyone. Chris Farley? Maybe you should. Not everyone. Chris Farley? Chris Farley is deceased. Yeah, that's fucked up.

So, no. You didn't make an appearance. It's entertaining. He's from Michigan. Who? Or is he Wisconsin? Chris Farley? Yeah.

Not sure, but his grandma had a place in Harvard. Basically the same place. I will say great set design in this movie. Set design? Is that how you call it? What do you call it? You think it'll get nominated? I don't know.

You're the high school photography major. It takes place in Salem, Massachusetts. You know, they did the witch trials there, David. You heard about this? You heard about the witch trials? It was actually Oregon, but... Was it? No.

It was just another Salem in Oregon. Okay, don't... You could have convinced me, and I would have looked really stupid Salem Good Like the neighborhood That this takes place in

It's very Halloween-y It's very cool You think it's gonna get the nom At the Oscars? No it's a It's a weird movie It's weird Yeah

A lot of people were saying Adam Sandler should have been Given the nom for This is how I win. This is how I come. That's not what he said. Uncut Gems, I believe that's the film. What if that was the line?

I'm not saying, I don't think that movie should have been excluded from the Oscars. He should have gotten, well, he was great. It was just, I mean, for a movie to make me feel that tense and that like, oh my God, like it deserves something. I don't get an emotional response from a lot of movies like that. It should be, it should have been given the best film that no one will ever watch a second time. Yeah.

That's good. That's good. Unless they're just really age. Is that a category? It should be. Yeah. You will never watch this movie again. Yeah.

The movie Pie is also up for that. Pie? The Life of Pie? No, just Pie. Do you ever watch Pie? I could see Dave watching Pie in high school. watch this movie again but the movie pie is also up for that pie the life of pie no just pie do you ever watch i could see dave watching pie in high school it was like once you got once your friend group got over watching requiem for a dream over and over it was like dude let's watch this pie movie and then when you'd watch pie and it was essentially like and then he just as well one or is that like the same franchise yeah it's actually a story hits toll from the pies perspective just

the pie like as he or she gender-neutral pie our apple pies women are male when it whatever they want to be I think of like Rosie the Riveter with apple pie America are you saying my dog? What? The Riveter? It's like a World War II thing. I don't know history, dude. She's my apple pie. Who drank a lot of sweet apple pie?

Only Apple M's with their bottom jeans. Yeah. What about your iPhone? That doesn't work. Yeah, you just bought some, didn't you? Dumbass.

What happened to your iPhone? I can't get texting from you guys, man. Did you get mine last night about TMD today? You're not on the show anymore. Wow. You're breaking this news to me live on social media. Yeah, well, I didn't know another way to do it, but yeah, you're fired. Oh, shit.

Okay, that's tough. This is a tough way to find out. We got Wes and Dill. They're going to fill in for you. It's going to be me, Wes and Dill, Micah and KJ. I can't get mad at that. Did you say both? You got both of them.

I can't get mad at that. You're crazy if you think that both isn't entering all of our vocabularies. It definitely is. It stinks. I'm just cautious. It's something that I find myself saying now, and I'm like, why am I doing this? Both. It's so nice to listen to, like, Buffalo Sports Radio and just hear everybody dropping it.

I'm like, I'm home. It's weird because that word definitely does not have an L in it, but you guys can't seem to notice. You don't notice that there's no L in it. It's funny. Basketball goals and shit like that. It's different because it's not like we're saying a common word a weird way. Can't spell Dylan without two L's. Which Texas also has.

Or will. What? It's true. Sorry. No, it's fair. Texas? Like the University of? Yeah, they have two Ls right now.

That team stinks. That's a bad team. That's a bad football team. You know what? You're back on TMD. I want you to talk football. Yeah, you want to hear me talk about it. Oh, dude, Tom Herman, you better look out, buster.

I might just sit in the studio just to hear Dylan talk about Texas football today. TMD. Hey, let's get some programming notes out of the way. Go follow Circling Back Pod. Just make it happen. We're at 10.1k followers. Not to flex too hard, but, you know, it's get some programming notes out of the way. Go follow Circling Back Pod. Just make it happen. We're at 10.1k followers. Not to flex too hard, but, you know, it's something we're doing. We hit 10.2 briefly.

We did, and then we went down. Yeah. So, fuck them. Is that true? Yeah. Wow. I'm going to find the people that unfollowed. I'm going to send Dave or Dylan to beat the piss out of them.

Hey, if you're watching this video right now, up yours. Wow, dude. Oh, man. That's what I do to yours. Wow, dude. Oh, man. That's what I do to you. Dude, he's ready for strain. It's more of a visual. I don't want that smoke. We'll talk about the new FIFA later, but the announcers have their new dialogue now,

and one of them always says, with ease. And every time he says it, I just think to myself, hey, take it ease. Take it ease. Take it ease. Big time Tommy. Big time Tommy. Big time Tommy. Also, leave a review and five-star rating every Tuesday and Friday. We're also on Patreon.

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So not only will you have a normal episode in the morning on Wednesdays, but we will be recording a Bachelor-specific episode, recapping all the episodes, Wednesday afternoon. No one's doing that. Yeah, you don't see that anywhere. Back-to-back. Dude, it's content season. Like Drake.ober's lit

like jordan 96 97 back to back you know what i'm saying like the blue jays toronto blue jays buffalo why is that the first one you think of because drake's back to back the cover was joe carter hitting oh okay Carter hitting Homer. I don't know. I was just trying to think of another one. That's a cool moment for Joe Carter. It really was. Joe Carter, all-time great baseball name. Just very simple.

You just like it because it has Carter in it. Joe Carter, yeah. Yeah, that's why you like it. I'm the original Carter. Are you? You're the first person to ever have Carter in your name. One of them. Well, other than my dad and grandpa.

Maybe his dad. His dad, potentially. Maybe his grandpa, yeah. We don't know. It doesn't go back that far. Wow. Nobody knows where we came from. I thought you came from Germany.

Yeah, but nobody knows. Tight. Also, big news on the Sunday Scaries front. We dropped a candle yesterday. Actually, we dropped more than just a candle. We dropped two candles and a wick trimmer. We're a candle company now. Yeah, we just sell candles.

If you have a t-shirt from us, congratulations. We're never producing any t-shirt ever again. It's only candles from here on out. Took a sizable investment to switch from t-shirts to candles, but we did it. Yeah, we thought it was the move. So if you feel like getting a candle, maybe for just a Sunday afternoon, maybe for your panic room, head over to velobox.com slash Sunday Scaries, or just pretty much go to any of the Sunday Scaries social handles, and you will find many links to that. I spammed the TL yesterday because I just felt like it. Go check it out.

It's a nice little collabo. Can I put you on the spot? Yeah. Give me just like a layman's description of what this candle smells like. Well, the Sunday Scaries candle is a little more, I'd say, earthy and musky. Maybe some people would say a manlier candle. Like that. A little woodsy.

Because I'm a man. A little woodsy. The Panic Room candle is a little softer. Aw. A little sweeter. Okay. Yep. So, like, does the weather have to be cold for these things to hit?

The second you light one of these things in your apartment or your home or wherever you live, you just feel the vibe. You catch the vibe. You either get it or you don't, Brett. I blazed two last night. Not at the same time. That's reckless. But I just wanted to get a feel for both of them. And so I let off with the Sunday Scaries as I was going to sleep.

I thought you didn't burn, though. Dude, I burned. Dude, I chiefed down Hooters all the time. But they're just scented candles. I chiefed down Hooters all the time is what you just said't burn, though. Dude, I burn. Dude, I chief down Hooters all the time. But they're just scented candles. I chief down Hooters all the time is what you just said. Yeah, dude. That's so bad. Dude, I watched a couple episodes of Simi Valley yesterday.

Hell yeah. The more I watch the show, the more I'm like, man, I am Wade, huh? Is season one not available on Facebook? The YouTube. Go to the YouTubes. Go to the YouTubes. Yeah, the YouTubes will have it. Speaking of YouTubes, Happy Hour Live every Wednesday.

Pumpkin carving this Wednesday. Hit me with your carvings. I want to see your pumpkin carvings. What's the winner going to get? The winner gets a pumpkin. We're going to send them a pumpkin. Little pumpkin. Now, winner gets a spooky season shirt of their choice.

The Chancellor's going to show up at their door delivering a shirt. Papers flight. So just make sure you carve a shirt. Papers flight. So just make sure you carve a pumpkin. To be honest, I don't even care if these are old pumpkins that you've carved in previous Halloweens. Yeah, just hit us with them. If you have an incredible pumpkin, we want to see it. I don't care if it's this year or old. Show us your pumpkins.

Are we still talking about the pumpkins? Show us your pumpkins. Let's see them pumpkins. Who had the Reese's? I did. God, that looks good. I had three pieces of candy before we started recording today. Three?

Yep, I had a Snickers, a Twizzler, and some Reese's. I did. God, that looks good. I had three pieces of candy before we started recording today. Three? Yep, I had a Snickers, a Twizzler, and some Reese's. To quote Samson, candy makes you dandy. Half-baked. Sick movie reference from me. So we get it, you burn. John, like John T. Gotta talk to Samson. You know it.

I know that movie. Doctor said I needed a bacchiotomy. I'm going to need to rewatch that. Dude, it's pretty good. It holds up. I recently saw some bullshit list from one of those sites. Was it Thrillist? You know the sites.

You've been spending some time on Thrillist. No, no. It wasn't on Thrillist. It was on some site, and it was saying that Half-baked was one of the worst things he did. I was like, please. Who said that? One of the sites. Some fucking dork.

You know the sites, dude. I don't know who said it. What's Brewer's first name in that? Jim Brewer. Jim Brewer, yeah. What happened to him? He's still... I think he might have a pod.

I know he does stand-up still. Okay. Okay. He's just doing goat boy He played a good pod head He actually turned into goat boy I think he might have just actually been I'm pretty sure he was actually just super stoned During that whole movie

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Took Parks, took Stella. We spent Friday and Saturday night out there. Great to see family. He got to play at those little, he being Parks, got to play at those little cousins who live in the Dallas area, so it's not every day they get to hang out it was just great stella had more fun than than anyone out there oh my gosh she did do dogs love ranches she went wild so there there are several dogs out there so she got to play with dogs and she got to run around the ranch she she got to hang out with horses she thinks they're just big dogs i think she tries to play with them i'm like you don't want that smoke let's get away i was gonna say yeah you don't want to get stomped out especially

these horses though does she yeah because they do she know what they've done to you yeah i don't know she hadn't heard that story yet but yeah she it's good i can just let her out of the house like the ranch and she she'll run around but she stays close to the to the crib with everybody so it's cool man it's a good scene and uh yeah just just ranch shit. How close is she to being full grown? So she's like eight and a half, not quite eight and a half months. So I think she probably has another two months of growing. Okay. Probably.

She'll put on another seven to ten pounds, I think. Okay. That's my guess. She's about 51 pounds right now. Okay. Not a huge dog, but that's fine. She's perfect. I like the idea of horses being giant dogs.

Yeah. She's getting her belly rubbed. You know how dogs will go up to another dog they haven't met before and kind of get down on the squat. A little submissive pose. Yeah. Well, no. They get down on all fours and let's run and play,

kind of enticing them. She did that with the horses? She did's run and play, like, kind of, like, enticing them. She did that with the horses? She did that with the horse, yeah. And I was like, I don't think the horse wants to do that. So about 15 feet away. Okay. What did the horses do? The horses are so used to dogs being out there, they just, like, they didn't even acknowledge her.

Aw. Yeah. See, I would be, I would make it bad. I would, like, pick up the dog and, like, want the horse to, like, I want them to, like, bump noses. Yeah. Boop. Little boop yeah i'd be like you guys you guys need to be friends now yeah i don't i don't want her thinking that it's it's like okay to like run around with the horses though because she might get stomped out and kicked you know

that's my worry so she kept her distance it was it was good it was tight man good weekend do you have any hogs out there yeah we did a did a little hog hunt. Didn't see any. Actually, I take that back. The next morning, Kendall got up super early. He's my brother-in-law. And he killed a hog. That didn't shock me. He seems like he knows his way around a firearm. He has a rifle.

I don't know the caliber, but he's got his rifle. Probably a.50 cal mounted. On like a Humvee? It's not a sniper rifle. Top of a G-Wagon. Tannerite? Dave, are you going to bring your toolie out there to hunt hogs with I don't discuss your hog hunting Thule's bring your Thule out there Douglas pop 38 let us sing dude

it's probably a while since it's saying yeah I mean hunt at least 100 years like legitimate pretty sure someone has fired it since I don't think so made maybe you think you're wild Oh a hog nobody's wilder than the wild boy I'll show you all well pew-pew show you a hog yes we got it we got a hog over the weekend you you can you can eat them yes wild hog was it if they get too big what do you do when you kill one then it's just sitting there and you can't eat it. You leave it out.

Put an example, dog. You leave it out. You put its head on a spike outside your castle. Let the buzzers pick at it and eventually it'll turn to bone. You're going to trick Parks

into thinking that there's a dinosaur back there and show him the bone? Okay, this is funny. My stepbrother took them on a little ride on the muleule a little four-wheel utility vehicle we have out there oh and they came back with a bucket of bones and parks you know parks big big dinosaur kid

big imagination he came daddy we got some bones i think it might be a dinosaur like oh really let's go it was definitely a horse oh oh that's It was definitely a horse. Oh. Oh, that's... It was definitely a horse. Yeah. So big bones. Yeah, so a horse died out there a while back. And... Kind of Operation Y'all Runnin'.

It was an old horse. I don't fucking... Yeah. And they brought the bones back to the house and Parks was like, can we take these home? I was like, ah, we'll see about it. Then he forgot.

What if he wants to make a xylophone out of them for Halloween? Oh, that's funny. That's Bone Zone. He's doing a Bone Zone bit there, Dave. Welcome to... Anyway, we had a good time. I bet Kendall has a.30-06. I could text him and ask.

I'm not sure what the caliber is. If you guys really want to know. Let's pause and let's find out what Kendall's got. If you guys really want to know, I could find out. I'll shoot him a text. Thanks. Meanwhile, go ahead, Dave. He might be working with that Fennec, though.

He wants something a little bit short-range. I don't think he has a fully auto short-range assault weapon out there. I don't think that's what it is maybe a thermal smg um i had a golf weekend in east texas frankston texas specifically at um pine dunes it is a it is a golf course very nice golf course a very very difficult golf course probably one of the most difficult ones i've ever played in texas um and we do a thing i played a lot of golf a lot of the guys are from high school some of the guys i don't really know that well but it's kind of a couple different crews and we do like a practice round friday you know a lot of side bets going on and then saturday

morning is an individual round and then based on those scores and handicaps you uh you do a two-man scramble um there's like a you know uh certain scores get to pick certain players and from the two man we do the same thing for the next day for sunday with the four man so i played 18 friday 36 plus like four or five extra holes for gambling purposes. Saturday, so about 40 holes, I believe. And then Sunday, 18. Not that bad because a lot of it was a scramble, which is just a little bit less taxing. But still, a lot of golf for a guy like me. So a lot of Advil was needed.

36 is a lot these days, man. We're getting old. How did my pitching wedge treat you? Very well, thank you. You're welcome. I don't know if I talked about this, but I recently lost a pitching wedge. Dylan was kind enough. He has a similar one.

Your boy came through. He came through. I think his shaft might be a little stiffer than mine. Why is that funny? What are you doing? What's the humor in that? I'm sorry. I'm talking about golf clubs.

I'm trying to do a serious segment over here but yeah i did quite well uh that course is hard we need to go out there they have um it looks like a little mini motel and like some like nice souped up trailers that you can stay in um and then they also they're i don't know how much longer it's going to be open to the public though because they're trying to go I think completely private at some point but fun course if you can't work the ball right to left you are probably in a lot of trouble and it's going to be varied

because it's all dog legs and it's big pine trees we played Saturday morning in the pure fog for the first like 5 or 6 holes we teed off at like 7.30 fog didn't burn off for like an hour and a half so you're just hitting blindly into these difficult par fours par fives and so what would micah shoot if you if you have to move the ball right he's so micah micah can't ride micah needs to play it backwards he's not breaking 110 i'm sorry backwards like but there's no way Mike is getting he's out of

bounds every shot on that if you have to work it right to let a dude had a hole in one that was cool I didn't see it but a crate of golf balls to get through what was he buying after yeah what kind of beers did I don't know buddy dude like I was just in my I was just in my room drinking Vizzy. What kind of merch did you pick up? Yeah, do you get any dope merch? Oh, dude, what? Dude, they don't have good merch. Like, their merch game, I don't want to speak ill of them, because they seem to be very nice, but they should probably talk to us.

Okay. Or, like, somebody, like another Clothier. Clothier? Yeah, I don't know. What does that mean? Clothier clothier. Clothier? Yeah, I don't know. What does that mean? Clothier? Yeah, clothier. Vendors?

You did that one. Another vendor. That's a good one. Middleman. Fun weekend. Got back yesterday, listening to the Cowboy game on the radio. Oh, that's fun. It was not fun.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. It was not fun. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. It was not fun. Prayers up for. But, as I mentioned earlier, started a haunting of Bly Manor last night. Good. I'm 94% recovered. Feeling good.

Happy to be here. Thanks for having me back. What's that on? The Bly Manor. Netflix. Netty. It's on the Netty. You could say I Netflixed and chilled.

Wow. Dude, that's cool. We should trademark that. Awkward smile. Man. I had a low-key weekend. Your boy got some pizza off on Friday night. From?

Boofalina. Oh. Hey. Pick up? Did you eat there? I picked up. I picked up. Did you eat there? I picked up. Did you travel okay? Traveled fine.

I was actually surprised that they were open for dining. They have a nice little patio set up now in their parking lot. Thank you for pronouncing it correctly, by the way. What? Bufalina. What? Some people call it buffalina. I'm like, no, fucking white trash.

Losers, dude. Don't you get it? Losers? Yeah, so I got some of that pizza. Your boy also got a burrata while he was picking that up. Not to brag. I'm going through a burrata phase right now. Let's pretend like Brett doesn't know what burrata is.

Could you explain it? I don't really know how to explain it. It's like mozzarella cheese that's a little looser. That's gross. You just spread it on bread. It tastes amazing. I can't believe y'all don't realize that it's an Italian cow milk cheese made from mozzarella and cream. The outer shell is solid mozzarella, while the inside contains stracchietelli and cream, giving it an unusual soft texture.

It's typically of Apulia. Interesting that you just came up with that off your dome. I often eat urata yeah he used to live in italy so it makes sense did you live there just uh roll through on vacation you didn't live there it's okay don't answer yeah your boy got some burrata off did that did you eat that there when you're waiting no no no i i had to bring it all home. So that traveled well too. I'm going to do that this week. Yeah, try it out. I like

Bufalina. I was happy. I was a happy boy. You ever had it, Dylan? Not my favorite. It is good, but I prefer Pine House. You're more of a Pizza Hut guy. You just don't like that charred crust, you know? Oh, we're doing pizza this week. That's why I like it. I love the char on the crust. I do like it. I like a crispy crust, dog.

Yeah, it's a little flopsy. You need to do that place by will. Phantasma? If you like a crispy crust, you'll like it. Alright, I'll fuck with it. Is it a trailer? No. Okay. Well,

to speak more about this burrata, I had some sports I was watching on Saturday morning. And I was really hungry, and I knew we were going to go out to Sally's parents' house to watch the UT game. They played OU, I think. I don't know. I think they're rivals or something. I didn't watch it. So on our way out there, I was driving, and all of a sudden I had a little rumble in my tummy.

And then I started remembering that while I was eating the burrata while I was watching the sports game I remembered that there were some serranos in that in that burrata and uh next thing I know I'm pulled over at a p terry's just like dying oh no your stomach it kind of sucks you had to do like the the quick walk so they didn't see you? Dude, it was awful. Did you try to fake like you were going to get something? So we had Rosie in the car. And because we had Rosie in the car, I took the express lane because I was like, if there's any traffic anywhere, I don't want to mess with it.

Sure. Because Rosie's just going to be annoying. So I was like, I'm getting the express lane. Well, when you get in the express lane, you can't get off that express lane. And if you need to go number two, you've got to wait five two you've got to wait five miles oh that's a tough five miles and so i was just like i was losing my mind and so eventually you know i the situation remedied itself and then we went out there and uh yeah watched uh watched the texas game what level of um alert were you on between whatever the highest is.

DEFCON 1 or 5. Had we waited one more exit? Oh, no. Had somebody been in the bathroom? Then you would have been writing an article called, I shit my pants? Yeah, I have a blanket in the back of my car that I have Rosie sit on, and that blanket would be wrapped around my waist as I walked reluctantly back into my apartment had uh had I not had another exit but anyway then uh yeah your boy did something that I feel like Dylan would enjoy and Brett hates it oh boy I had sweet green for dinner oh

fuck you how was it dude sweet green is like it's, it's like if you took Peloton and Lululemon and were like, here, here's your customer. Make a salad place. I hate it already. And somebody who has a wellness blog. Yeah. They overkill the heck out of this thing. Then don't get kale, player.

That's all they, it's like, don't get kale. Don't get kale. What's your order? Go to. I made my own this time. I actually did go with kale. I made a very fall salad. Ancient grain.

I did what Dave does, and I went a little off. You know how whenever you go to a salad bar, every time I've been to a salad bar with Dave, Dave always gets the most expensive salad. He loads it. I don't like people understanding how wealthy I really am. So go ahead, though. Dave's is always $2 more than mine.

Jason's Deli. Always. And so then I went there and I just went off. Dude, come on. It's not bad bread. And then you finished it and you're like, well, that was not worth the $26 I spent on it. Dude. It was a $16 salad that kind of kicked me in the D.

I had, what is it, sweet greens? Sweet green. I had it. And I like the spicy chicken thing and it's not, it's just like, I don't know if they rotisserie. It's really good except for they give you like one chicken thigh. Yeah. And you're like, dude, who, I don't care. You need more than one chicken thigh for this.

I need like four chicken thighs. I always have to get more protein. When I heard that Austin was getting one, everyone's like, oh man, everyone in New York loves this. Oh need like four chicken thighs. I always have to get more protein. When I heard that Austin was getting one, everyone's like, oh man, everyone in New York loves this. Oh, so good.

So good. everybody in New York gets it because it's like the fucking New York thing to do is to get sweet green. It's like, it's like you leave your marketing job, walk to sweet green,

see like every squad, squad member that you go out with all over the weekend and then you just leave and go back to your depressing open concept office. Exactly. Exactly. Yeah exactly yeah and you're like have a performance review every quarter and like you were up in the air this this year which is a tough year yeah that's that's what everybody does oh sweet green for lunch you just spent twenty dollars five days a

week i just yeah lettuce and the ingredients are usually cheaper. Granted, I'm the other scumbag who just gets the same smoothie every day from Juiceland or Juice Express in New York. So I'm part of that group of people. I just look down upon Sweetgreen. Didn't you call your freshman year dorm Juiceland? No. He called it Sweetgreen. He was always smoking weed. You had a blender that everybody wanted you had a ninja because you were loaded in high school with the

camaro and so you you everybody would do their protein come on put some respect on they do their protein shakes at your dorm because you had you could you could spin them up real quick yeah that's exactly how it went down when you said that it made me realize ty's been trying to sell sweet green from outside of will mons for like the last few months and now i'm realizing that he's just selling weed dude you guys smells that skunk weed man oh i thought we had a skunk problem okay we now make sense damn it now i gotta take a pit stop at wilmont's today and figure out i didn't feel like laying down the hammer on a monday that's sticky are y'all open today? What day is it? It's Columbus Day. Oh, yeah.

We stay open. You do? Yeah. Yep. No specials today. Well, it'll be the Columbus Day special. We don't even need to do that. Nope.

I saw a snake this weekend. Where? High Meadow Ranch golf course. I'm putting in a swing journey right now, trying to change things up. Where's that? A little north of Houston. Oh, that explains. Nice course.

Okay. But, yeah, we were in the golf cart, and I didn't see it, but my SIG-Euth was pretty terrified of snakes, and she started freaking out like we just ran over a snake. I would have been doing the same thing probably. Turned around, sure enough, a little copperhead coiled up about 50 feet behind me oh yeah you ran it over uh apparently yeah you identified as a copperhead i did because i got close enough to like oh that's cool like because i'm not i'm not super afraid of snakes walk up and uh should be very venomous they would yeah once i saw the copperhead uh you know okay don't leave alone. What road were you on when you saw that thing?

Copperhead Road. Steve Earle? It was on 12 at High Meadow Ranch on the cart path. Steve Earle's got some hits, man. Love Steve Earle. People forget that. Also, Sneaky Good in the Wire. That's right. I've seen the Wire. Have you? I have. Steve Earle's in the that. Also, Sneaky Good in The Wire. That's right. I've seen The Wire.

Have you? I have. Steve Earle's in The Wire? He is. Really? He's a recovering addict. Good for him. He befriends Bubs, one of the most beloved characters in television history. That's scary. I've never seen a copperhead on a course. Yeah, it was weird.

It was a tiny guy. When he's coiled up, he was probably the size of a pie. Did you alert the clubhouse? No, I didn't. I didn't. Okay, well hopefully no one died. I did not. We played the Twilight round, so I didn't tee off until 4.36.

And so I saw it on 12. That's a late-ass round. Did you finish? No. Don't look at me like that Will we got through don't ask him about his personal life on the podcast

come on that's disgusting we don't do that we had to I think it was on 12 we had to skip 13 because she was scared so I skipped 13

I said okay we're just going to get away the snake's not coming for you well they're scared of you yeah it was probably just doing some greenskeeping what kind of why are the greens copper yeah Well, they're scared of you. Yeah, it was probably just doing some greenskeeping.

Why the greens copper? Yeah. Anyway, so we skipped 13, and then we played 14, 15, and that got too dark. So we got through. You needed night vision goggles. I did. I did. I didn't have any on me.

My range finder is in night vision. Well, that's scary. What did you shoot? you playing four playing better way better 84 like four holes left 84 no 84 well 84 if you part out okay i think i just can't i'm not gonna let you claim that on your handy i did i did not gin it so but you ever seen a copperhead in person? No. Even at the ranch? That's surprising. No, my stepdad has seen some rattlesnakes out there. I have not, but I've seen some rat snakes. And maybe a blue indigo.

Can't remember. Blue indigo? Isn't that a strip club? I believe that's what it's called. It might also be a strip club. I don't know. No indigo. Isn't that a strip club? I believe that's what it's called. It might also be a strip club. I don't know. No, it's sapphire. I've seen water moccasin.

Boy Scout camp, that was always a real fear. Like, dude, water moccasins will fuck you up. Yeah. Yeah, that's a gross snake. And they swim. I think most snakes can swim, but these swim very, very proficient. That's why they're called water moccasins. Yeah, eastern indigo snake.

I think it's also called a blue indigo. Nice. I might just be making that up. I'm not sure. But, yeah, it's black. H-Town, Saturday we kind of drove around H-Town a little bit. Spooky. Their decorations are nuts over there.

I believe it. I feel like people are going to go more all out on decorations this year because they've got nothing else to do. In the memorial area especially. People are getting, they're going off. Oh, of course they are. Of course they are. They got the time and the money, baby. Yeah.

They sure do. I think our 12-foot skeleton actually gets into the office tomorrow. Right in time. Shut up. They gave us a delivery window, Dylan. They said it was going to be here between 6 a.m. and 6 p.m., so if you could just be here, that'd be great. Okay. I trust you.

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Do you have any spooky pajama pants? Ooh, I don't have any spooky ones. You've got to think there's some in the mail for us right now. For some reason

I've gravitated toward the Star Wars ones which is weird because I'm not even a Star Wars boy, but I wear them all the time. That's how comfortable they are, Dylan.

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Do you think it was just a picture of Dylan? Come on. Well, my initial thought was... I was like, oh, okay, this guy's calling me a snowflake. I guess I said something he didn't like, like politically or whatever. You are the Texas cock. I am. So, I mean, it makes sense i wasn't

mad about it i was like okay what i do and uh messaged him back and and i was like oh i get it like i'm a snowflake huh and and he explained to me like no no no no no that's not what this is he's like i'm referencing the uh the dm trend currently going down. I was like, what? And I was like, Oh yeah, I'm 36 and out of touch. I missed this. And,

uh, I was quite surprised when I read about the, you so icy, I'm a glacier boy thing. It's going down. Thanks to a Quavo of Migos. Um, this is per stay hip.com. Do we own this site?

Seems like with two P's. Seems like a great source for all news. It says, internet users are directing messaging celebrities and influencers using Quavo's You So Icy I'm a Glacier Boy pickup line. In response to the viral how it started versus how it's going,

Twitter trend. We've all seen that, right? A lot of people doing that. Rapper Quavo shared his March 2018 direct message exchange with rapper, I believe it's Saweetie. I don't know if it's Saweetie. Saweetie. Saweetie.

There's probably a way to say it. I'm not that familiar with her work. Shocking. They probably say just Saweetie. I'm going to say Saweetie. Because we're not way to say it. I'm not that familiar with her work. Shocking. They probably say just sweetie. I'm going to say sweetie. Because we're not sitting around saying like Bahad Bunny. Sweet. Sweet.

Bahad Bunny. You guys got any sweeties? He sent her a snowflake emoji, a nod to her icy themed stage presence. Sweetie replied with ramen noodles emoji. Very cool. What is that supposed to mean just calm down glacier boy quavo responded with you so icy i'm a glacier boy in reference to when migos and gucci main meet up don't okay she was okay okay well and that's and next thing you know

they've been an item since This needs an explanation From Cool White Dad From the Burbs I think I tried and it I am Uncool White Dad From the Burbs now What is a Glacier Boy? Because it's that cold

Maybe someone who's just Iced out Diamonds and shit You know Ooh That's probably it Glacier Boy It seems to make sense

You got an iced out grill Maybe chain You know? Ooh, that's probably it. Glacier Boy. It seems to make sense. You got an iced out grill. Maybe chain. You know what I'm saying? Maybe some big diamond studs in your ears. He went to Jacob. Well, maybe. Or Jared.

I don't think they went to Jared. Probably not. Yeah, I don't know if Quavo's shopping at Jared for his ice. He's not walking through the Parks Mall. Yeah, he goes to Jacob the Jeweler. So, yeah, now people are like, I guess, to use a term I really, really hate, shooting their shot.

Odds you, uh, this is shooting a snowflake to Kristen Cavallari right now. Dylan. I mean, it's easy because she's never going to see it. You don't know that. Aren't you verified?

Not on Instagram. We need to get you that check. Work on that. How many people follow you? Just send Casey Musgraves a snowflake right now. No, she's likely to put you on blast. We're perfect. We already sent her content, Dave.

Don't say that stuff. You know, we have. I have. You know this person. We have a connection in her crew. I'm not't say that stuff. You know, we have. I have. You know this person. We have a connection in her crew. I'm not going to name it. To Casey Musgraves? Yes, we do.

We definitely do. She kind of has a low-key spooky name. Musgraves? Musgraves. You're forgetting they already DM'd Casey Musgraves. She didn't even see it. Well, maybe she was waiting for a snowflake. I sent her the Mario, here you go, Queenie, drop this, and her the crown.

Why don't you send her another one? You can delete those so she doesn't think that you're just thirsty. And fire back with a snowflake? Mm-hmm. Tell her you're a glacier boy. Dude, if the Mario meme didn't work, nothing will. That's true. Let's be honest here.

Is that your best pickup line, the Mario meme? Here work. Nothing will. That's true. Let's be honest here. Is that your best pickup line, the Mario meme? There you go, queen. You should do what the guy that I sent to our group text did with the news anchor out of Dallas where he just tweeted at her. You are so sweet. Thank you. Have a great Monday. And she quote tweeted it.

Oh, no, no. He said, watching my favorite morning anchor on Fox 4 and tagged her. And she quote tweeted him. And I was like, God, look at this fucking simp. I mean, try a little harder, bro. Super simpy. Do less. I used to simp for our local sports, or not sports, our local newscaster.

Intern Klein is right. News anchors, they're susceptible to the simping. Right? Because, like, you watch them every day. You kind of feel like you know them. day you kind of feel like you you know them and you know the next thing you know you're tweeting at them well they're also like i put this in quotes they're they're like famous but they're approachable famous they're only famous in your area yeah so like a local fan yeah they're not like crazy like too big to respond to you you

know that you're going to get a response from them at least, what, a third of the time? Are you doing it right now? No. Are you doing it? Yeah, what are you doing? I'm checking to make sure my Casey thing, she actually didn't see it. What if she saw it, dude? What would be worse, if she did or didn't? Man, she never saw it.

I really like the fact that people are now just DMing like every celeb. I really like the fact that people are now just DMing every celeb. This one person just tweeted it with a screenshot. They DMed a snowflake to Zendaya, Jordan Woods, Kylie, Megan Thee Stallion. T-H-E-E. I'm not going to lie. I didn't know much about Megan Thee Stallion until I watched her performances on Saturday Night Live last week. Did she bring it?

Dude, she can bring it. She's good. Yeah. Was she one of the WAP ladies? Correct. You got to think so, yeah. Good job. Nice. One of the WAP ladies. Glacier Boys. Yeah. Glacier Boys swag over here. Yeah, dude. We're so cold that we can't be wet. What's the opposite of a glacier board? Frozen. A WAP. No. What? What's not? No. That's a heat check moment. Tell me I'm wrong. You're wrong. No, dude.

We'll just fire one off from half court. Come on. He was like four for four from beyond the arc and was like, you know what? I'm pulling for here.

Did you find the DM? Had she read it? She had not read it. So you hit her with the snowflake? No, not yet. Okay. I don't know if you can double a snowflake? No, not yet. Okay. I don't know if you can double down on that.

No, definitely not. I mean, let's be honest. It's not going to work with Casey Musgraves. You should DM Gretchen Wilson. Or Whitmer and see if she's okay. Who? Oh, my God. The wormhole that I went down this past weekend with the Gretchen Whitmer stuff.

She's the governor of Michigan who was going to be kidnapped. Yeah. Saw that. Major Yellowstone vibes here, by the way, of that entire situation. Major Yellowstone vibes. That's a weird sitch. Dude, so weird. Two of the guys were twins.

They all just looked like total buttheads. Twins. Twins. Twins. This is in Michigan? Yeah. Michigan puts off heavy militia vibes. Yeah. One of my least favorite politicians in the world, his name's Lee Chatfield.

If I saw him right now, I'd try to fight him. And it's not because of his politics. It's because he beat the piss out of me in soccer every single time I played him. And now he's like a major politician in Michigan. And he started bitching online he went kind of viral because he said that people should have told other politicians before it became like public knowledge because they're there were at their safety was at stake oh man i'm not sure if chad's got this this it's like dude lee shut up dude go play soccer again this

dude looks like he was good at soccer as a kid i don't know if that makes any sense but he wasn't good at soccer he was fucking incredible and it was at one one game the guy that i the guy on defense with me he was told to man mark him the entire game and my job was to shadow both of them the entire game in case he lost him so i could man mark him man double shadow on it was not great he definitely still scored like two goals on us, and it was just really defeating. Who's the last person you man-marked, Dylan? It's been a while since I've man-marked anybody. I've been man-marking you since we got in here today.

I'm watching your shit. I'm watching you. I'll clear these fucking laptops this time. You come across this table, bitch. You're not going to touch my laptop, bitch. One of my favorite tasks in sports ever is just man-marking someone. It's like, all right, I'm going to shut you the fuck down. Oh, it's the best. You've probably never done it, bitch.

Chivalry Island is wide. They put a spy on Ellinger in that Texas OU game. I man marked Bryce Butler at the Cowboy Epic Flash launch event. He was on Rough Island. He was in trouble. He couldn't get off

of Rough Island. Did he know you were a Glacier boy? He had no clue. He probably in trouble. He couldn't get off of Rough Island. Did he know you were a Glacier boy? He had no clue. He probably knows now. Oh, he definitely knows now. You know, he invited us to play in a charity thing a year and a half or two ago. We couldn't do it. There was a thing.

But he was like, hey, man, if y'all want to – he was in Alabama. Did a former company stop us from doing it or something? No. Come on. I don't know. I honestly don't stop us from doing it or something? No. Come on. I don't know. I honestly don't remember, but I remember wanting to do it. Oh, you really wanted to go to a charity golf tournament with pro football players? Yeah.

Colored me shocked. I'm so tired. I really did. I thought it would be tight. God, if only we could have played in that pro-am thing that we were invited to. Stop. Don't talk about this. It wasn't like a good opportunity.

You would have just embarrassed yourself. You're not a talk about this. It wasn't like a good opportunity. You would have just embarrassed yourself. You're not a Glacier boy. Oh, I definitely would have embarrassed myself. That's expected at a pro-am. Can you imagine

Dylan playing with a pro and he's just like... What teams do you play from at pro-ams? Are you playing from the tips? It's hard to say. I'm playing from the tips.

I don't give a fuck. Okay, Dave. Long ass over here. Yeah, jeez. I'm not clearing fairways. That's so – yeah. The tips are demoralizing. This course is like – there's some long holes.

We watch these old guys who are probably members tee off from the blues, which is where we're playing from. And they're like – these dudes are not putting it out there. Maybe 220. My dude, what are you doing from the – this is going to be the longest day ever. These guys hated us. There was like – we were doing the thing where everybody's waiting on the 18th green. my dude what are you doing from the this is gonna be the longest day ever these guys hated us there was like we were doing the thing where everybody's waiting on the 18th green 18 is a hard dog leg

right that you can cut the corner it's a par five so we had we went driver like nine iron into it two-tiered green so it's really a fun finishing hole and like it's just like dudes like five different bluetooth speakers going on you know different songs like norris over here he's got gz going and you got fucking kenny chestney and somebody else's car just a total shit show how many times you hear keg in the closet this weekend too many too many dang how'd you finish, though? Did you, like, put one to six feet? We actually did use my drive and I think my nine iron. Look at you.

We birdied. We didn't make the chip because I was just off the green. That was the only good iron shot I hit all day, maybe all weekend, honestly. I played like shit. It says here that Lee Chatfield is an alt-right Republican. Also went to Liberty University. He also got in trouble because he brought a loaded weapon to an airport

and his reasoning for doing that was because he misplaced it while packing because he was packing during his seven-year-old's birthday party. Normally, I try to keep track of my loaded weapons when I'm at a seven-year-old birthday party, but that's just me. You've got a fucking door in your nose.

Barry Switzer did the same thing in the 90s. People forget that. Wow. Wow. Hey, what happened with the mayor of Tanawanda? Tanawanda. Randy, before you put this image up, let me intro. Okay.

Tanawanda. What if I told you that city of Tanawanda Mayor Rick Davis awarded city contracts to friends and family members, spent city money on flights and baggage for his girlfriend, sent explicitly worded emails to his Common Council president, used city employees to punish those who question his actions, and swore at taxpayers when they complain at meetings? Can I add some more to that? So he's the bad boy of mayors. This is from investigative anchor for WKBW in Buffalo, Madison Carter.

Admitted to stealing city money. Called his council president a cuck. Told residents to give him a fucking break, which, okay, that's not that big of a deal. And, oh yeah, 30 plus police reports in a five year span. I'm not going to vouch for everything this guy's done, but in terms of telling people at a meeting to give me a fucking break, that's got to be warranted most of the time.

Like if I see Chad and JT sitting in the audience and they're getting ready to go up and talk about doing a Paul Walker statue and I'm trying to get a picture, I want to home and like watch the ball game or something i'm like dude give me a fucking break uh what if what if it was this guy randy what what no what why why does he wear a corn mask dude Dude, big corn guy. Oh, my gosh. Huge corn guy. Also, also. Why would you wear that? Also, it looks like.

The band corn. He's not wearing a corn mask. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's wearing the band corn with their doll logo on it. Also, sporting the old Billy Donovan hairstyle, Wackermany Coach Florida. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Which is just a problem. The knot on his tie is also a problem. No one told him that it was not a good idea to wear that mask. Why would you wear that to, like, an official? Like, he's dressed up for work, and he's wearing a corn mask? Maybe he thinks life is peachy. Dude, what is his deal? Does he have a kilt on, too?

This guy's unhinged, man. He's about to bust out the bagpipes. He could be blind. Stop. This is one leader I could be blind. Stop. This is one leader I won't follow. I don't like how many Korn songs you can just get off the top of your head. You have Korn discography

on Google just queued up right now, don't you? No, I'm just looking at this dude's thread. It goes on like this. I mean, this Madison's thread it goes on like this i mean this madison carter shout out to her she went davis admitted to stealing nearly six hundred dollars of taxpayer money by buying his girlfriend a plane ticket to dc then tried to justify it by saying it was paid back that doesn't matter it's illegal i mean he's just giving his boys like $50,000 construction contracts.

He's like, oh, yeah, go for it. This guy is problematic. I mean, why come in with the corn? Is this just a diversion? Like people are now we're talking about the corn thing. Yeah, it's like, yeah, maybe they won't talk about all my corrupt activities. Like, no, I'm just going to wear the corn mask and we'll talk about that instead. What are you doing, dude?

Being investigated for corruption. And he's just rocking that. Politics is like a pretty hardcore game. It ain't like chutes and ladders. Imagine like Spotify is like, all right, we want to meet with you guys. We're thinking about acquiring the network. And then I come into the meeting and I'm just wearing like, you know, a button down shirt,

maybe a blazer, some nice slacks. And then I just have like a, I don't, like a Limp Bizkit mask on. You take it off and start eating a salad mid-meeting. Yeah, it's like,

what's going on here? Why is this happening? At least, hey, at least he's wearing a mask. I wonder if he's rocking Adidas. Where is this town? Tonawanda. Shouts to Western New Yorkork just north of yeah okay buffalo this dude this dude is like if you put fucking ranch on your wings i'm gonna come at you this guy's got takes maybe he just hasn't maybe he just got done eating some wings and all he had

was a corn mask to cover it up i'd like to have him talk about josh allen i need his search history i don't want his search he's got like nothing left to lose mentality like he just didn't care anymore if you could have anyone's search history sitting at this table right now whose search history would you almost want to peruse peruse at this table you might learn something from mine like some weird weird supplement I was looking into, which, by the way, we can talk about that Wednesday. Yours is just going to be weird. You talked to our boy at the gym. Is that why you're looking at new shit? Who?

The guy we went to school with who was just jacked? Oh, no, no, no, no. I heard something on a rogue. Okay. Yeah, it's pretty much how most of these start. I got to say, man, this guy can't be feeling good right now. He's probably feeling like a freak on a leash. Probably is.

My search history is just like leaf fire and leaf gas. Did you see that video over the weekend where a guy went to burn a pile of leaves and it just exploded in his face? That's what I'm trying to find it. What? No, it sounds tight, though. Why didn't you share that? I don't know where I saw it. I think it was on the gram just quickly.

Huge, quickly. Maybe this guy just has bad breath, and that's why he put it on. Maybe he could use a quip. He could. Dude, I got a new quip in the mail this weekend. I did, too. It's murdered out. Murdered out?

Oh, yeah. I got that one, too. I was not expecting an all-black toothbrush. Is that the spooky edition? Oh, my God. This thing is dripping. It's tight. So icy.

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sabers beef or southwest airlines beef beef glad you asked uh we we've had the daily meal before Or Southwest Airlines? Beef. Beef. Glad you asked. We've had the Daily Meal before on here. They just released their 101 Best Burgers in America. Dylan? You have my attention. Best Burgers in America, some notables from the list. At number 98, the Dwayne Purvis All-American from the Triple X Family Restaurant in West Lafayette, Indiana.

Randy? Blink twice if you've been there. He'd be blinking. It's the only restaurant where they show pornos. It's like a titty bar burger place. The Triple X Family Restaurant with just a weird name. Is that true, Randy? They have the... Randy's saying it's true.

The Randy Trembacki is also on the menu. I don't know why. What is that? It's just a hot dog. I did have a hot dog. I had two hot dogs Friday. You were getting some smoke for the relish, Dave. I was in my bag.

I don't give a fuck. You were getting some smoke for that relish. What was wrong with his relish? Why? I like relish. A dude I was with put mayonnaise and nothing but mayonnaise on his hot dog, so don't come at me for that. What's wrong with the relish? Why? I like relish. A dude I was with put mayonnaise and nothing but mayonnaise on his hot dog, so don't come at me for that. What's wrong with relish?

Dude, relish is great. You have to combo it. You can't just go relish. There's mustard on it, too? Okay, then you had a pep. The perfect hot dog is just finely chopped white onion and mustard. I didn't have that option, Will. You already lost me.

I was at a golf course. Sorry. At number 92, the Red Coat Special from the Red Coat Tavern in Royal Oak, Michigan. Will? Never been. Detroit made a few appearances on here, but it's just one of those. You don't know Detroit as well as I think you do. Wow.

That is correct. Don't do it. No, I truly don't. You bailed on the city. Then Texas was just putting up numbers in this list. The Double Chi, number 83. Double Chi from Lankford Grocery in Houston, which I've heard

is a fantastic spot, but I've never been. Number 73, Tostada Burger from Chris Madrid's in San Antonio. I'm very interested in that.

What is Chris Madrid's? Don't know, but a Tostada Burger. Okay. Yeah, you have my attention. Number 60, the number five special

from Keller's Drive-In in Dallas, Texas. Unfamiliar. Number 46, the number five special from Keller's Drive-In in Dallas, Texas. Unfamiliar. Number 46, the Austin appearance, the classic from Hop Dottie Burger Bar. Let's hold off on that. South Congress. There's also a Lil Dottie

on William Cannon, which is close to me and Dave. Can I tell you something about Hop Dottie, and especially Lil Dottie? Let me just say this. They don't travel well. Oh, trust me. I know. It hits a lot different at home than it does when you're eating it right there. I will say.

It's really good. I will say. It's really good. It's quality. It deserves recognition, but it's not the best burger in Austin. But if you're an out-of-towner, I can see people being like, oh, Hop Dottie. I've heard of that before.

It is very much a gourmet burger. Very, very good. So you can one-hand it. Good milkshake. No. If you try to one-hand it. Good milkshake. No. If you try to one-hand a hot dog, you're going to leave messy. Next, Brett, I don't know if you mentioned the Ozerski burger. It's number 19, Dave.

It's number 19. So we're getting to it. I'm jumping the gun. Go ahead. Is it lit? I don't know. Number 39, the cheeseburger from Maple and Motor in Dallas, Texas. I've heard that.

I've heard of that. Texas is getting some love on this list. A lot of love. Dallas especially. Number 35, the ranch burger from Perini Ranch Steakhouse in Buffalo Gap. Unsure of where Buffalo Gap, Texas is? I drove through Buffalo, Texas yesterday. I don't know about Buffalo Gap.

I do not know. Sounds like a whiskey. It does. Number 23, the Brick House from Brick House Burgers and Shakes in Dallas. What did Dallas become a burger town? It's the Burger Mecca. Number 20, the original Fatty's Burger from Mark's Outing in San Antonio. Okay.

Number 19. Let's do a burger challenge. Let's do a burger challenge. Let's do a burger challenge. Number 19, as Dave said, the Ozerski Burger from Knife in Dallas. So I looked this up. Knife. Because Knife is exactly what you think it is.

This is probably like a $38 hamburger. Welcome to Knife. Welcome to Knife. Knife. Come to Knife. Bottle service and hamburgers. No, it's like a very, very, very nice restaurant. Probably a steakhouse.

Yeah, they got... Oh, yeah. Dude, this place... Are there fish tanks in this restaurant? This place is... Great menu. Honestly, let's go here next time we're in Dallas. Okay.

Get the burger. Tartare. Salads, Will. You want to get a nice salad? I only got a sweet green for that. They got the Wagyu beef skirt steak. Rib-eyes. I got a T-bone for Randy.

Number one is the cheeseburger from Au Cheval in Chicago. Which I've heard is... Chi-town. Yeah. I've heard Au Cheval is like, you know, pop culture number one burger. It's one of those burgers for me that I'm sure tastes really freaking good. But I've seen it so many times on Instagram, and I've heard so many Chicago transplants talk about how good it is

that I just don't care. I'm going to their Instagram page. I want to get a peek at this thing. There's a knife in it, dude. Sick. Oh, really? Oh, there's a knife sticking out of the top. I'm going to try it next month when I'm there.

I told you. What was the first thing I said to you when you said you were going to Chicago? Are you and Duda going to meet up? No. The first thing I said was, well, you might as well make a reservation at Au Cheval because everyone's going to tell you to do that. Yeah. There it is.

Okay. Very cool. There's a knife in it. Randy, can we get a blink if it's the best burger in America? He's never been. I will say, my buddies. Randy's a knife in it. Randy, can we get a blink if it's the best burger in America? He's never been. I will say, my buddies. Randy's eating Burger King. I do have people that I trust that live in Chicago,

and they will go to Au Cheval for events, like major life things, because they like it so much. And I'm like, okay, maybe it is that good, but it's just hard for me to stomach. How trash of a trash, like scale of of one to ten trash moves is it to order a burger at a steakhouse it just for lunch you're fine but it's just dinner it's like what are you doing if you did that i would be i know it's there's a little sauce there's a stigma i mean like it looks pretty dope watch the skull does look just... It's just in the way.

It looks greasy to me. Can't one-hand that one. I like that bun. Those are thin patties, though. I know there are two of them on there, but those are thin boys. Okay. The ambiance at Au Cheval looks fantastic. You're not going to be disappointed.

It says they have healthy team members. That's good. I prefer mine unhealthy, but that works. Do you or do you not... I like the bell of the sickness. ...want the Southwest Airlines news? I do. You are a Southwest boy, Will. At the annual Boyd Group conference being held in downtown Cincinnati right now,

as we speak, Southwest announces that it will enter the Houston Bush and Chicago O'Hare markets starting in 2021. Oh, this is big. This is very big. Big news. So, Hobby and Midway, look out. Okay. That's huge.

Why? Are they just going both or are they switching? Both. Both. Both. Yeah, I think they're doing both. Both. I catch you guys saying it with a W more pronounced now, so you don't say both.

Both? Both? I'm going to just start saying, like, in conjunction with. That's not insufferable at all, dude. Dude, how much? This burger at Oshawa, I can't get, I'm so hungry, I'm sorry. It looks good. It does.

It's only like 15 bucks. I expected. For the double. You know I'm getting two patties. Dude, you know I'm going double. You think I'm getting one, but you're getting one patty. Nah, sorry. You do put out one patty, Bob. For the double. You know I'm getting two patties. You think I'm getting one? You're getting one, Patty. You do put out one patty, Bob.

Dude, stop. God damn. Crispy potato hash with duck heart gravy? Yes. What am I having for dinner? Yes, dude. How are you going to make gravy out of a duck heart? When are we going back to Chicago, man?

To go back next month. We'll fly Southwest. Now there's a flight going there, yeah? Yeah. Get your ball game, get your burger. We don't have to fly that butt fuck airline that you put us on that first time I went to Chicago. Oh, what did you do? What do we fly?

I don't remember. We flew one of the cheap ones that people always make fun of. We didn't do Spirit. I think we did Spirit. Frontier. Oh, Frontier's not bad, are they? Frontier's not bad. I mean, they're bad unless they want to sponsor us.

It's not Spirit bad. No. Nothing Spirit. I've had a bad experience on Spirit. I actually had one Spirit flight, and it was great. Really? Yeah, it blew my mind. I arrived at the airport thinking I would absolutely hate it, and I got on the plane,

and I was like, oh, this actually isn't that bad. Have y'all flown out of the weird Brokeboy terminal at the Austin airport before? No, and I refused to. Couldn't be me. I will never fly out of that terminal. No, that's the thing. I don't know where it is either. It might be near the private one that you and I refuse to. Couldn't be me. I will never fly out of that terminal. No, that's the thing. I don't know where it is either. It might be near the private one that you and I flew out of for that ad deal.

Don't drop that. You just conveniently dropped that in there. Shut up. Oh, you're so annoying. What? Oh, I flew private. Dylan didn't get to go. Whatever, dude.

Shut the fuck up. You went to the fucking Masters, dude. Dave and I got to go to a steakhouse in Frisco. We literally went to a steakhouse. That's what we did. Well, guess what, Mike? My five-year-old son has been on a PJ and I haven't, so maybe I'm a little bit sour. You can't complain about not flying private on this plane when you literally got to go

to the Masters and hang out with celebrities. Yeah, for free. Dave and I went to a steakhouse in Frisco and drove home the next day. Yeah. Wait, did we drive home? No. Oh, no. We flew commercial home.

They didn't give us they didn't give us the return flight private which was kind of a slap in the only money i spent that week was on merch and that's pretty tight yeah just say is there any more breaking news well the sabers i don't know if you've been keeping track will uh had a horrendous start to free agency they didn't sign dominic kahun they They re-signed Dominic Cahoon. They signed some depth forwards that are terrible or depth defensemen that are terrible. They signed Cody Eakin.

Don't sleep on Cody Eakin. He's terrible. He was terrible. He was not bad in Dallas. Well, his numbers since his Dallas stop were... He was in Vegas. I thought he had a good year within their first year. Whatever.

His last season was truly dreadful if you look at the advanced statistics. Analytics, guys. Well, I haven't. So they plugged him in to be their third-line center. I hate it. But then they did sign Taylor Hall last night. Stars re-signed Dobie. Did they?

No, man. Three of them. I thought they weren't Going to do that Chicago picked up Matias Janmark That's a good pick up He's a good

Scrappy little fucker I love that dude Got it Man It's so sad When you lose guys Like from a Playoff run

Cause like They're just You just Love them You get to know them Multiple times a week And like They like, they're out there. You know they're hurt. And, ah, whatever.

That's my take. Thanks. You're still going to be good next year. I don't think the Sabres are. I think 80 points, like, max, unfortunately. The Red Wings are putting to the other squad. Stevie Weidman is fucking having a couple days here. Oh, they're trying.

What about my Golden Knights? I saw they released a dope new golden jersey. Yeah, it's like super gold. It's sick. Iced out. Damn, you should get that golden shower. Because you're such a big fan. Grow up, baby. You're such a big fan of that team. Golden, stand the night, golden nights, golden showers, or golden corral?

Stand the nights. Yeah. Mute the corral. I mean, this is pretty obvious. I'm canceling the golden shower. I don't want to want to get pissed no dylan i'm surprised because if you're gonna be a golden corral like getting like uh whatever it is whatever platter some market fish and like a car is gonna drive through the front just smoke you no he's gonna eat his favorite food the chicken fried steak yeah dude the food he's somehow never eaten around us still never seen you the chicken fried steak. Ooh, yo. Yeah, dude. The food he's somehow never eaten around us.

Still never seen you eat a chicken fried steak in my entire life. I love chicken fried steak. It's just so bad for you, man. All that breading and the gravy. Yeah, we understand. We know what it is. I once saw you leave Pine House with like a full pizza and like seven pizza rolls for later. Don't tell me about what you did.

You ate Pine House in bed recently. That was like a year ago. I bet your comforter has pizza stains have pizza stains all over no scumbag you're always like dude red wine and pizza is all i need that's what you always say to us in a group text tacos yeah okay so i'm so unique because i like tacos and pizza all right should we get out of here? Yes. Bye.