Circling Back - White Boy Wasted at the Derby

Episode Date: April 30, 2025

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Metal Ranchos, Metal Ranchos, Metal Ranchos, Metal Ranchos Welcome back It's the circling back podcast. It's podcast time. In addition to YouTube week, content week, and podcast week, possibly producer week, my name is David. Who accidentally scheduled all those for the same week? I don't know, dude. I've been trying to get us an office manager for years,

and you guys won't let me hire somebody, so here we are with all this stuff happening in the same week. Producer Randy's here. Hi, Dave. The other voice you heard was Dylan Shivri. like. Um producer Randy's here. I made a purchase. I'd like to share with you guys. Not share

the purchase with you. Just the the the news of the purchase. I bought a my first ever shirt. We sure about that pronunciation. Guaya because I don't know. Yeah. I've always said why a bar. It sounds like a South American revolutionary. Why a bar? I don't know. I need to see it. That sounds doper. All right. I bought my first ever why a bar shirt and it's a, I spent a little, a little too much on it. It's a Howler brothers, John,

you had a disney from Barrett. No, because this was a limited drop edition Longhorn. Oh, you're gonna be mad. What? Is it the one that you showed me the other day? Yeah. I definitely got the same one from Barrett with a discount. No you didn't. He has one discount per month and he let me use it.

You're such a liar. I'm not kidding. You wouldn't buy a Longhorns shirt. I've got that thing. What thing? They want me to come do the MC, their NIL deal. Oh yeah, you were telling me about that.

Yeah, I wanna get Randy, I haven't asked him yet. I wanna get Randy to come video it. Brett, check it out. Tell me that's not a dope ass shirt. It's dope, Randy I want to get Randy to come uh video it. Brett, check it out. Tell me that's not a dope ass shirt. It's dope Randy. So, that's that Randy pull up Dave's order. There it

is. That's the one I got. It's a little pricey. I got I got the last medium. Oh, don't we know that guy? Is that me? I'll whip that guy's ass if I have to. Who is he? I don't know why you have to threaten him. Look, isn't that a cool shirt? That's embroidered obviously on the front. You got the four pockets there.

It's a Chez Devoire shirt, you said? Yeah. Wow. So is this supposed to be your big summer that's gonna make a splash? The big summer shirt? Not necessarily. I still love Victoria, sempre.

I think it is dope. And it's the one shirt that I hadn't yet added to my repertoire, So just get ready. That's surprising you don't have one. What is that dude's name? I don't know, but you can look exactly like him cause you got the hat and everything. You're just gonna look just like this guy.

Yeah. I won't wear the hat with the shirt. This guy's got big hands. That's a little march. I'll piece this guy up. Oh, he's got big hands. He's got some mitts on him. Look at how small that.

I have big hands too. How small that can looks in his hands out. Oh, he's got big hands. He's got some mitts on him. Look at how small that that big hands too. How small that can looks in his hands. That thing that he's got huge hands. Huge can. This guy got a backer. This guy. It's Gaia Bear. Gaia Bear. Gaia Bear

per Google. So, we're both, we're both off. I said Guaya Gaia Bear. Oh, this guy's in the wilderness just cooking up some hamburgers. He is so much I'm happy. I late Travis. I learned that recently. Yeah. Yeah, like yesterday. There was a kid a year younger than me in law school and they were big Cardinals fans and I would just hear him walk on going,

oh, fucking Yachty. I just hated him mainly because of the whole thing. He's one of the greatest catchers of all time. Yeah. He's a nasty behind the plate, man. Wonder how he is, if he plays out in Spanish. Freaking Yachty brawl. What's this kid's name? Yachty jr. Let me see. I don't know his kid's name. Brett Merriman's here as well. I think you guys allowed me to talk about my

shirt. Looks great. I'm excited to see it on you. Yeah, me too. Yeah, John well Benjamin Molina. Well that little yadi 16 Is he like peacing guys up yet or what what position does he play? Well, he plays a number of them I don't I don't know I don't have a fucking baseball card School sports guy. I'm not a high school baseball guy three Molina brothers catching in the in the bigs at the same time That's fucking sick. He's a catcher. You'd be shocked to learn.

Yeah. He'll probably play at Texas. It runs in the family. But is he on vars yet or what? Is he Scully? He's 16. He should be on vars. What's your slash line, bro?

I don't know. You trying to slash some lines this weekend? By that I mean listen to Guns N' Roses and do cocaine? No. Okay. I'm not either for the record. We're on our end here. You already, yeah to guns and roses and do cocaine. No. Okay. I'm not either, for the record. We're on the air. Everyone's here.

You already, yeah, go. Hey, Tommy. Hey, guys. Hey. Best Saturday of the year coming up. One of them, I don't want to say the best. Which side? The most exciting two or three.

You know what I've always said? The most exciting two minutes on Saturday. Every Saturday is the best Saturday. The most exciting two minutes in sports. For the boys. That's right too bad the the freeze party is uh no more no moss what happened he just didn't want to do it okay doesn't doesn't shock anybody that party was hanging on the by thread since the day it was it was floated it was in pencil and then it's been erased. He made the claim, I think, on retail therapy that he wanted to do at least like two kickbacks

a quarter at his place. Oh, not even, we're not even scratching the surface. Unless he just does kickbacks with like his one couple friend. So for two years, a decade. Crazy. His house is great for entertaining. Nothing's stopping us from going to a bar and getting all shit ass, Oz. Let's go great for entertaining. Nothing's stopping us from going to a bar and

getting all **** ****. Let's go. Let's go get **** **** Let's go to the twisted cork. They got TVs there. I kind of want to have like an outdoor option. Oh, you don't want to hang out in the **** mall. You idiot. Kinda. Yeah. I don't

want to if I want to watch the best two minutes in sports inside of the mall. That's cool. Cuz then I've got a lot more minutes to kill inside of the mall. Mm hmm. Whatever. Derby, Dave, is what we're talking about. Right outside of Lowellville, Kentucky. Churchill Downs. How far out is it? I mean, on a not Derby day, it's probably 10 minutes, but you're going to be dealing with some traffic. Yeah, I've seen the traffic to and from their music festival. I can only imagine what the biggest event in

sports. Yeah, it's it's in like a very residential area. It's not not conducive to a short jaunt. We've done some patreon stuff this week. Yesterday, we did Randy's game show. I won't spoil that. But Randy, why don't you tell us about it? I have cried laughing two times while in the time of those 35 games and yesterday was one of the two times. It was very funny.

Something that happened. What part were you crying laughing at? Dave did a certain voice mocking a certain someone in this room and I was crying laughing so much. Not only while it happened when I was editing it afterwards too. It is very funny. A double cry.

He doubled down on the crying. He doubled down on the crying. I have a crying laugh. Oh, you're crying. You cry. Is that the other time? That was the time. I called him out. I can't remember what the first time was. It was, that was probably like six episodes ago, but this one was definitely Dave calling you out. He called him out and then he called me out. It was such a quick call out too. I went, I went and Nark Kuckerberg on him. Pointed was definitely Dave calling you Thursday. Thursday. Thursday. There's still time to get your question in or your prompt or whatever. Just get in, get out,

be tactical. Um if you're not subbed to our newsletter, please do so. Wash that sub stack dot com. Those drop every Friday morning and also as I mentioned earlier, it's YouTube week. So, it's a great time to go on to YouTube dot

com slash circling back. And sub. Like and subscribe and watch the show on there. That could be a good way to consume this thing. How about that? That was a big ass yawn. That was that was real. That was a deep yawn. What happened? I don't know. I got like tears in my eyes. Yeah, that was damn. Everybody crying. Before we get into it. So we mentioned yesterday or maybe there's Monday, there's some random cans of beans. the So, we mentioned yesterday or

maybe it was Monday. There's some random cans of beans. What's going on? People are probably thinking we're like playing up some stuff to generate buzz. We're not. These are gone for the record this year. I'm more concerned about

the shoe. Yeah, we have about the shoe. We now have a shoe. There's a shoe hanging from the tree right outside our office. Not just one. They tied two shoes together via shoelace and the I don't know how many times I've actually seen that. I doubt that that's what it means but it could. Plus, I think the cops would probably pick up on that like, hey, I think they're selling drugs here. Alright, I'm looking at

it probably doesn't mean that but it means it might mean something. Um shoes. Okay. It can be a memorial. It can mean gang territory, drug activity, mischief or bullying, ritual or custom or urban legend. That's not helpful. That's exciting. Yeah. I mean, all kinds of all kinds of uh options there. Many a thing. But yeah, there's a pair of black Reeboks. Just slung over

a tree branch. There's yeah, they're just slung over a tree branch. Direct like almost directly over where the kidney beans were. I I can maybe understand the kidney beans now because it seems that they're doing some landscaping and some reek like sodding right in front of our thing. And maybe that was just some- You see that grass they put in? Yeah, that's a little worried about it.

Who's gonna water that? Dude, it's brand new grass. I think it's St. Augustine. It needs to be watered daily right now. And no one's watering it. You gotta keep that shit sopping wet at first. And I don't think they're watering it and it's gonna die. Yeah. Anyway.

Maybe the shoes are there for, I don't know, good spirits. Go ahead. You think they're irrigation shoes? Maybe, maybe they're irrigation shoes. You don't know. Maybe someone's gonna do a shoey and the runoff is gonna go on the- Ooh, that'd be a good punishment for somebody for something.

A shoey out of the tree shoes. No, we don't need, even who knows where those shoes have been. I will say it's a good shade tree the tree. Uh huh. A shoe out Uh the shoes though. Because they're not really high up. I'm telling you, it means we lost the neighborhood. The shoes are gettable. Like I like Brett, you're tall. You could reach up there and grab him. Yeah. I

mean, should should we? Should we take him down or would that start? That's that's that's starting. No, you don't. You don't want to do that. Remember that spooky season story about like the weren't they like making offerings to like the

Squatch or something or any prior member. They got you to come right back this year. I think he might have after the like seven foot backer. They had some cabin and like, famous family was tall. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And like they think that the Squatch was like threatened by them or trying to send a message. Like, hey, I'm tall too. I'm still just want some trail cams up there. See what's going. What's good? What's going down? What's going on up in Canada? Do we need cameras at our office? No, I'm tall too. I'm still just wanting some trail cams up there. See what's going, what's going on up in Canada? Do we need cameras at our office? No, we already have them.

But do we need like a different one? I don't know. We already have armed security. Dylan? We'll get Harry back on the case. Armed security. I guarantee you, if he saw a pair of shoes flown over, he'd come in packing.

Well, they had a sign up. Yeah. You could see it from like the door, the entrance, our old neighbors, tenants in this office complex. What did it say? It said, we don't call 911, and it was an image of an AR-15. That's right.

That's right. That's what it was. Australians don't fuck around15. That's right. That's right. That's what it was. Australians don't fuck around. Nope. Wouldn't fuck around with him. He rides dirt bikes on the weekend for fun. Probably does have an AR-15 in that office. Also, definitely. They're used to it.

They moved out. He just shatters his Achilles once every two years. Like he breaks things all the time. Yeah. It's just like, and he doesn't quit the hobby. No. He's just like, ah. He's built Davey.

He kind of is. Yeah. I would have quit a long time ago. You know what? One strain muscle. I'm like, you know, I don't need to be doing this. Yes, Mike. Yes. Yeah. Anyway, we'll keep you posted. Did one of y'all take the beans home? No, someone put them in the recycling bin. I saw when I do stuff out there this morning. Oh, interesting. Dave, I don't know. I can't remember

where you guys sit on the throwing away trash and other people's trash cans, but you're going to like this. We had just put our recycling at the curves and I was going like they had come again and everything. And I was walking down to go pull them back up and there was a guy on his walk and he had a Coke can in his hand. And he was about to throw it in our trash can

and then saw me coming down and went and then just just continued walking on that shouldn't bother anyone at all. It does not bother me, but it was very funny. Coke can doesn't bother. I prefer that in our trash in our bin than on the street. It does bother me that he wasn't going to put it in the blue can. He was going to put the he was going to recycle even though like we all know it goes to same boil. It was just interesting that he just saw me and then immediately just did

not recycle it in front of me. Okay. Okay. What did you say? You didn't say anything. You just you just saw me and kept walking. She didn't go, ha busted. No, you it's okay. Toss it in there. No, seriously toss it in. You're gonna be carrying that you're probably gonna throw it in the gutter. Yeah. Anyway, what kind of Coke was it? I think it was a Diet Coke.

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Why is Brett here? People were like, what the hell? Had enough of this guy from his, uh, other show, the mail in his sometimes show, the hockey one that hasn't existed in two years, but should cause it's a good show. Thank you. Uh, what the fuck is Brett doing here? Brett, what are you doing here?

Man, I'm here to talk. Uh, I'm here to talk a little horse racing, Dave. We have the Kentucky Derby, like I mentioned before, when I prematurely the the same fringe guy you're hanging out with. Oh yeah. Well, it's one of my favorite days of the year. The Triple Crown. Uh that's of course the Kentucky Derby. The Preakness States in this year. The

Belmont States in Saratoga. You're going? Consecutive year. No, I'm not. I'm not. I was like, hit up Portnoy. See if he could get you in. See if I see if he can get me in. I could I could figure my way out getting in. I don't I don't plan on going but I I will one of these years if it if it continues to be there. Looks like probably next year. Maybe the year after we'll go back to the Belmont but Dave you might be interested in going because the night before. familiar with the gin blossoms. Oh hell yes. Well, that's Belmont on Broadway 2025. So many bangers. Yep. Last year it was Belmont on Broadway was a blues traveler. What? Okay. So they have a, an era in my

nostalgia play a very specific genre of music that they know will get the people going. So they're targeting basically, I would say late thirties through mid fifties crowd. Yeah, and that's the kind of crowd you're looking at for these horse races. So Dylan, you're on the latter end of that. I don't think so. This fucking guy.

I'm on the young end of that, come on. What's your favorite Jim Blossom song? You know, I sort of like them all. Hey jealousy. That is a good song. I like that song. That is a good one. That's all. I just wanted to sing part of the song. You know, I sort of like the other side. Uh a sand man. the horse. He's not going to be able to do it. But uh. Because he finishes. No, no horses appear to be born in the

slop Dylan. They're just racing. They're not. Well, I, if they're not born in the slop, they're not for me. I need a, I need a one that performs in the slop, David. What's the forecast looking like? Sloppy. Is it really? Uh

you know, I haven't even, I haven't checked it. It's going to be sloppy. You just know. It's gonna be sloppy here on Saturday. We're getting a couple inches of rain on her coming our way. We need it. Yeah. You gotta find a horse who knows how to run in the slot.

Yeah. Get you one that can do both. Right. Clean and slop. So, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna do a little real or fake horse names, Dave. You know, Will did a good horse. He can probably still do it. He's alive and well. Going out for Will. Yeah. He's still around. Yeah. I know Will did a good horse. He could probably still do it. He's alive and

well. Going out for Will. Yeah. He's still around. Yeah. He's having a day today. Go off. Yeah. Not bad. Anyway, so, we're going to hop right in. Real or fake horse names? Where I obviously say a name of something and Dave and Dylan

decide if it's real or fake. Randy keeps score and we will see who wins. Let's rock, dude. Alright, let's start off. Real or fake horse name. We have to shove. Are these horses that are running in the derby or just general horses? Okay, if it's a real horse name, it is run in a race at some point. Okay, it's a fake horse name. Obviously, it hasn't.

Real or fake horse name, pony soprano. God, that's good. Pony soprano. I'm not too much of Pile Mine. I'm gonna say real because if there's not a horse by that name, they're missing a major opportunity. So I'm gonna say that's a real horse. There is a horse by that name, however,

it is never run in the aforementioned event. Fake. Dave is correct. It's a fake name, but I'm sure there's a horse out there named Pony Soprano. Who knew a fucking horse about me? It's a fake name, right? Fake. Dave is correct. It's a fake name but I'm sure there's a horse out there named Pony Soprano. I don't know a **** horse about me. It's a great horse name. What the **** is this painting? We'll stay in that same vein. Real or fake

horse name? Tommy Gun. Tommy Gun. Yeah. Gotta clean these streets. Here comes Tommy Gun around to the top of the stretch. Man, that is, that, yes, real real I need that to be real Tommy Gunn is is good enough to wear like pony soprano is a little too on the nose Tommy Gunn's just I'm gonna say real also you're both correct the real horse let's go solid horse actually back in the day real or fake horse name Lebowski that's real real or fake horse name? I feel like I remember this one. One of my all time favorite movies. Um that's real. Both corrects a real horse and it did run

relatively recently. If you're you're correct. I follow. Uh real or fake horse name Milwaukee's worst. Ah yes. A play on I would say no. If it was if it was you RST, I would say yes, absolutely because that would be a kind of a dope name. Milwaukee's worst. Uh I'm going to say no dog. That's fake.

Both correct. It's a fake horse name. Let's go. Uh really fake horse name. No soup for you. It's a Seinfeld play, David. No soup for you to the top of the stretch and he's uh he's uh that's fake. That's's a no soup for you. Uh that's fake. That's fake. No

soup for you is real. No soup for you is a real horse. This guy, the Seinfeld guy. Son. This guy. Shut up, Randy. Hey, Dave's perfect right now. Real or fake. And I'm looking scrum diddly-umpt. Yeah, he is. He is. You look fine. Look at him in

that turnstile shirt to just eat them all up. I need to shave bad. My face is going to them all up then like enough talk, dude. Shut the hell up, dude. Be about it, bitch. Why are you so mad? Because you never get your ass kicked. You

never compliment me. It's always Dave. You're getting fucking wrecked. Guys getting wrecked. Really fake horse name, Randy. Panty raid. We went on a panty raid. Panty raid. Apes house. Really fake horse name. You can't go panty raid for a horse. I'm saying fake. No one's doing panty raid. What is a panty raid supposed to be? Yeah, what is a panty raid? You just steal panties? You steal panties? Well, how many real

there's a lot of ladies listening that don't like us saying the word panties. Has anyone ever gone on a panty race? Yes. Spongebob and Patrex, yeah. And Mr. Krebs. Okay, any, like a human, like in real life. It turned out that it was his mother's place. We kidnapped Don Vito and made him go on a panty race.

But like that term existed before Spongebob. What an odd episode for a kid show. They went on a panty ride with Mr. Krebs. But that's that term has been around for a minute. You know what I mean? Like, yeah. Like, where did it originate and has

anyone ever gone on one? Yeah, someone has. It's fake. It feels like this is this was like the peak of fun if you were in a fraternity in like 1961. Let's go steal panties. Yeah, that's some like animal house shit like when they were on the ladder looking through the window that was just a peeping Tom situation yeah no one would don't do that you shouldn't do that shouldn't be a peeping

Tom yeah don't be a peeping Tom voyeurism are you feeling your recommend your recommended house I've seen your recommended tab how have you seen his recommended time we left it open you guys are hanging out together he left it I've seen your recommended I believe it ran in the Kentucky Derby actually. How'd it do? Stunk. Panty raid, oh, tried to be died at age 21. Okay, that's a good run. RIP panty raid.

RIP panty raid. Grade one winner and a millionaire earner. Okay. Reeler fake horse name Landbiscuit. That's fake. Because there's Seabiscuit, the most famous horse name land biscuit. That's fake because there's Seabiscuit. The most famous horse of all time or the game you've been wanting to play web. This kid not the most famous.

I'm thinking of a secretary. Secretary. Good horse. Not the best horse. You don't think so? No, no, I'm saying Seabiscuit's good horse. Not the best horse. That's fake land biscuit. I said fake. It's a real horse. That's fake. Land biscuit.

I said fake. It's a real horse. Oh! Dave's first miss and I unfortunately missed also. It's a sea biscuit progeny did. Really? Yeah. I don't know if I like that move.

Like the play on the sea, but like land biscuit, it's like a little too quirky. And the same last name their family biscuit Yeah, I guess that's how it works Uh real effect course name still tipping the biscuit family still tipping Still tipping. Oh man. I'd love no. I know some houston oil and gas guy Made a lot of money bought a horse This is fake and I know this that brett made one yesterday because he was putting together his decks and he was just blaring a

Hip-hop playlist and he thought of this Yeah, he left to go use the restroom and it was playing through his headphones Yeah, and it was you listen a big axe the plug. Yeah, I don't often go into that mode But when I need to get something done, it's a very rare Sort of like being in the zone that I listen to extremely hardcore rep. Uh I I had to go there yesterday. Yeah, your right leg

was bouncing. This is a real horse. I said, I said, it's a fake horse. Great name. I'm betting like 20% right now. Yeah, this is bad. You're getting run real buddy. Uh real or fake horse slump buster don't know. I have to look into his performances. That's the first horse. Yeah, they named one panty, right? Yeah, exactly. Good point. Slump Buster is a

real horse. How did it do? I don't know. I just have to look into his performances. That's the first one that I got correct. No, wait. You both said real, right? Yeah. Sorry, Dylan. No gown. Great. Let's do a couple more. Real or fake

horse embezzlement. Ground gained. Ground gained. Embezzlement. Embezzlement. That's funny. A lot of syllables. Here comes embezzlement around the final turn. He's into the stretch. It's a real horse. Embezzlement's coming up on the outside. He has two lives to go. He's coming up on the other. It's a white-collar crime. It's a real horse name. I'm going to go with real. Someone has a great sense of humor. Embezzlement is a real horse name.

Okay. How about MKUltra? No way. MKUltra, real or fake horse name? Well, maybe. I'll let you go first. Fake. Why do you think it's fake? I don't know.

Okay. It's not like a funny play on words. It's just. That's right. There's nothing funny about it. It's something I'm fake. I'm going to go fake as well. It's a fake horse name. That would just be, that's just too based for horse racing.

When you own a horse, you're not concerning yourself with a PsyOps. It's true. Let's do two more. Ready? Real or fake horse name, Billable Hours. That's so good. That's sick. the the the the the

the the the the outside of Alaska's on top of him. He's got the whip out here. He goes, he's coming up on billable hours by a nose. It needs to be a billable hours horse. It's a good one. Let's do last one. Real or fake horse name? Thunder Down Under.

Real. Isn't that the name of the men's burlesque show in Vegas? Don't ask us like you don't know. Didn't you try out? Yeah. They said they weren't looking for your body type. They said my my legs were too skinny. They said you were too shredded. They said stop skippin. Women prefer something a little bit you know more body fat. Yeah they wanted more body fat. In case you have to like carry them or something. Yeah. What'd you say? I said real. I'm gonna go fake just to try to gain one

on Dave here. Thunder down under real horse. Yeah. Okay. I got smoked here. We don't need it. You don't even announce the score. But I will. It's 11 to 5. Oh goodness. Oh this guy's deal. Whoa. That was bad. This guy stinks, baby. I got smoked. All right, well that was fun. Horse racing, there's a little ambulance that follows the horses around. Dylan's horse pulled up. Oh man, take this guy to the glue factory. Yeah, I got glued here.

Blue Stick was a name that somebody suggested. I don't want to do that. That's rude. What's the one that's had all the problems, the track? We're laying low. Santa Anita. Did that's had all the problems? The track, we're laying low. Santa Anita. Did we ever get to the bottom of that? They said they changed out the entire surface.

Is there really no way to save a horse if it breaks his leg? Right on the cowboy. Yeah. Yeah. But really, what's up with that? Why can't they? Because they don't know how to keep weight off of it.

They live on there so much on all fours, like they sleep on their fours. If you take out support on one leg, it's going to be in pain and the bones are never going to heal. Thank you. Their bones are their money, Dylan. Don't you know that? You need Randy Travis out there. But I agree. I feel like they kind of, they go to the extreme option a little quickly. you're going to get a lot of money, Dylan. Yeah. Don't you know that? So, you need Randy Travis out there. But I I agree.

I feel like they they kind of, yeah. They go to the extreme option a little quickly. Right. Don't we? Can't we like? Why do they do it on the track? Zero G. Can't even. The little pools. Can we zero G horses? Can't even fix a horse's bones. Yeah.

They've I mean they've obviously they've tried a bunch. Especially with like the high dollar horses, right? You can take them to water, but you can't fix their bones. Was it Big Brown, the famous case? Barbaro. Barbaro, yeah. They tried for a long time on Barbaro. Why did they just give it like a,

I don't know, like a rod with a wheel? Like what? Are you saying like take the leg off and then put a rod in? No, well maybe. Okay. Maybe. They can't even keep it around for like, fucking?

Studying purposes, like. Yeah, there's something unethical about that where the wars can't move around and. Especially now that you can just take the cement and inseminate artificially. Okay. It's too bad, man. Yeah.

That's sad. It is sad. Well thanks, Brett. I don't wanna bring this up, man. Yeah. That's sad. Yeah, it is sad. Well, thanks, Brett. Oh, I don't want to bring this up, but I will. There was a race last year, shots to, I think it was Molly's Maple Leaf, who was winning the race by like six lengths. A filly? She was a filly. Yeah.

Wrote down at the finish line. Didn't finish, didn't cross it, lost the race and was euthanized on track in front of everybody. Like usually it happens. Yeah, why can't they drag them off behind, you know, into the, to the animals. They have a tent they can do?

They should bring out a tent. They do, they do. They put up a, it's like the blue injury tent. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Yeah. Yeah. That's sad. was thinking. Do do do do do do do do do do. Yeah. Yeah. That's sad. Yeah.

They don't shoot them. It's, it's, you think they should, but. Or I guess it's, you know. What do kids in Asia have to do with this? Yeah. No, no, no. E. It's a quick one.

Hey, y'all talk about something. I gotta pee. Dave's gotta pee. Bye Dave. We'll keep, we'll keep talking. We'll keep talking about horses who unfortunately have to be put down on track. It's too bad man. There's a lot of sayings with horses, you know?

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, dark horse. What was the first one? Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. What's a gift horse? I've never heard that in my life. You've never heard that one? No. It's pretty much if someone's giving you like a gift, like don't be unappreciative of it.

Like if someone's doing something for you, don't be. A gift horse. All right. I'm gonna trust you on this big dog. I don't know that one. I had a couple good horse names that I didn't get to go. Table side guac. That's fake.

That's fake. Thinning up top. I was gonna be a Dave Jones. Dude, you gotta sayac. That's fake. That's fake. Thinning up top. I was gonna be a Dave Jones. Dude, you gotta say that while he's gone. That's smart. I know, that was mean, yeah. That's mean, that's fake.

Randy, you ever go to the Arlington Park track? No, no, I never did. I think I was too young. Cause it was 18 and older. You can really, you can walk in there at six years old with a beer and flip flops and nobody's gonna say boo. I think a lot of, I think they stopped doing it or,

I don't know. I know some of my brother and his friends went to it a couple of times, but no, I never went. Are you anti-horse racing? You're like one of the protestors that sits out there with the horrible pictures on signs. Whoa, hold your horses. I don't care.

Damn. It's just, it's another sport. It's two of my things that I really don't care. I just it's another sport. It's it's two of my things. I really don't care about it, which is gambling and sports. So I have no. Wow. This guy rules. I at all.

It's fun. I mean, I would love to go to Kentucky Derby and get drunk and dress up and have fun. But the actual sport of it, I don't really care. You've already got the fit right here. Yeah, that's true. Don't go to the Kentucky Derby in that. You'd have to go as Demidome. Brett goes to Kentucky Derby and everyone thinks he's some type of reality TV star and he thinks he knows of things or two you know. Yeah Hot Brett was there. Could you get in

there with the Demidome hat? You could probably take the Demidome to Saratoga. I mean you could take it to Churchill. You can wear it. You can wear it. You can tank top to Churchill downs if you want to. But I always said that. It's like I got really, really famous and got invited to the Met Gala. I'll do Dimmadome. I'll have someone like get a legit Dimmadome suit for me. Be good.

Be sick. Be good. Well, thanks guys. That was fun, man. I got smoked, but I had fun still. Good seg. There he goes, folks. Brett. I got smoked but I had fun still. Good seg. There he goes, folks. Brett. Walking out of here with that

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And they dress like like frat like frat kids. Yeah. They dress like the modern white dudes. And I have to say I've watched this like 10 times. I think it's awesome. I notice something new every time. And then I go look at the comments. I wish I hadn't looked at the comments like, oh, double standard white white kids could never get away with this. Shut up. Just fucking have have just enjoy because it's it's fucking hilarious And if I would I would walk up to this party and try to grab a solo cup Okay

Remind me what the big jug with the org Borg So that is that is now like a known thing. Like white boys in college are doing Borg, huh? They're doing keg stands. The keg. The twisted tea is funny. I'm not a twisted tea drinker myself, but maybe it's a player in white fraternities, I don't know. I think twisted tea has kind of taken over the for loco

void. Not that it fucks you up is hard But like that checks out it's so it's so bad and it's kind of a bit that like you're drinking it Randy remind me what Borg is a blackout rage gallon It's just a an empty milk jug with who knows what very probably a very strong with who knows what very probably a very strong. Yeah, it's usually liquor based. It's like a lot of vodka and then usually like flavor enhancement like either with electrolytes or like like that meo energy stuff that I do.

Like if you want a caffeinated one, you'd probably put that stuff in there. It's just I can't believe people are actually doing Borg's. It's just personal jungle juices is what it is. Right. But a whole gallon of it. That's a lot. people are actually doing it is. Right. But a whole a lot. So you're just wa just drinking your own pre got a lot of um a lot of

A lot of uh NBA jerseys. Um we've got khaki short a lot of a lot of white button downs and ties and some blazers. This is genius. We have one of those helmets with the beers. Oh, that's sick. Mounted on them with the little tube that goes to your mouth.

We need to bring those back. Those are awesome. I've never actually used one, but they're awesome. There you go. With twist of T, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, this guy's got, oh yeah. I see a white dude.

There's a white dude in the back. Oh, hell yeah. This guy man sells jersey on. We'll say for like, as much as like the comments feel like they're from foreign adversaries, like Chinese and Russian bots trying to like, sow divisiveness into our day-to-day. There's a lot of like wholesome comments in there too.

Yeah, there are some good one here. This guy says as a white frat boy, I approve this. And he was, he got almost 3000 likes on his comments. So good. Ooh, cargo shorts though, NF. That's okay. We'll let it slide. Yeah, we'll let that slide. We'll let it slide.

Dude, going double twisted T in the helmet is fucking wild. I can't I can't imagine this. Uh this is just good clean fun. Someone said you gotta have mister Brightside queued up. Oh I have to. That's a good one. I have to. The whole there's a whole playlist of just uh songs that make white people go crazy and that's one of them. Mister Brightside's gotta be you know the top of that's one of them. Mr. Brightside's gotta be the top of that. Sweet Caroline is usually a journey to don't stop believing.

It's gotta be on there. You gotta think a few gin blossom songs on the glaring lack of white claw in the someone pointed out. Oh, that's a good call. You're making my dreams come true. All notes that that one makes the white people boogie. I would know I am one. It's true. Someone said, listen here, pal.

I love it. I saw that, uh, there was this guy asking, what's the white version of someone come get your mans and like they're asking these two black guys and they're like, all right, get a load of this guy. Like, yeah, that's the impression of get a load of this guy. Who's man is who's man is this. There he is. Get a load of this guy. Oh, that's funny. Yeah, man. I miss, I miss theme parties in general. I do. Yeah, I do. That was a fun, a fun era, wasn't it? Yeah, we can still do them, you know, so do theme parties in general. I do. Yeah, I do. That was a fun, a fun era, wasn't it? Yeah, we can still do them, you know, so do theme parties, Dave.

May we could have dressed up for wills. Ranny does the parties all time. Yeah, I did have the realization recently that like, I don't think I'll ever go to a house party again where like, I'm going to be wasted and get drunk and like, that stinks. This thing's like we're all mature and stuff. But like there's no chance I'm going to crash at someone's house after a party. I feel like you're young enough to 31 David.

Dude, no, that's still it's still employed. But I don't think there's like a party where everyone is like going to be getting drunk and having a like a fun time and not being reckless. Like we're old enough that that doesn't happen anymore. Just kind of stinks. It's nice, but it kind of stinks. Someone said y'all invited to the picnic

as opposed to the cookout. The white version of the cookout. That's good. That's good. No, Randy, you're wrong. You're wrong. Your friends will start having kids. You're gonna go over to somebody's First birthday party and you're gonna get into one a little bit. It's gonna sneak up on you, dude

Will Fritz's first birthday. Didn't they have like a margarita machine? I what I'm saying is a party where like everyone is getting hammered and like Well, you know people could be like hooking up in the closet or something like that. You know, no frat parties anymore. I would still say my young 20s, like if you're pre gaming to go out to like a bar crawl or something, that stuff, shit like that could still happen. But nowadays, no, no. OK. Well, this is we approve of this. Absolutely. Full stamp of approval. Yeah.

Something we might not approve of or do we? No, we don't. Destruction of property is never funny, but what if it is kind of funny? It's a little funny. It's not, if you do it like this, it's a little funny. Don't mess with people's property. If I went, it woke up and my fence was broken. I, okay. If I found out if I went it woke up and my fence was broken Okay, I Would immediately think like somebody drunk driving. Yeah

Swerved into my fence some neighborhood punks just decided to kick it in or something. I would be really mad about that now I would be really mad about this But once I saw the video and found out like okay, I'd be a little I'd be like, alright, you know what like video and found out like, I'd be a little, I'd be like, all right, you know what, like instead of like 10 years in jail, like give them like eight and maybe like five with good behavior. Okay. It's the cool aid man challenge, which is definitely not funny. Ready to play?

Yeah. Give me the audio. The voiceover is good. Group of people believed to be teenagers rammed their way through a Ben Helwell's fence two weeks ago. Helwell believes a social media trend sparked the bold actions of the Vandals. We found lots of examples of knucklehead teens charging full speed into fences. Oh my god. These youngsters ran into the fence in unison resulting in thousand okay that was incredible damages I was just in shock because once again like these kids ran

through the fence they fled this guy like are they kids even okay the online trend yeah are they Kool-Aid man challenge inspired by a classic commercial from the 80s the Kool-Aid man breaking through walls promoting the popular drink mix teens are imitating the sugary mascot for Likes and views on social media according to police the group of people believed to be teenage Randy I sent you like the the full commercial original one. Yeah, we don't have to watch the whole thing But it is pretty sick because they're just playing street hockey. He's not saving the day. They're thirsty dude.

He's just out there mixing it up with the kids. They don't make them like this anymore. Okay. Nothing quenches your thirst when you're playing street hockey, like 40 grams of sugar straight to the dome. You know, might need that glucose or whatever. I mean, honestly, you could probably make Borgs with Kool-Aid. Surely someone's doing it. Yeah, that's probably make borgs with Kool-Aid. Surely someone's doing. Yeah, that's probably a good way to make it.

God, dude, Kool-Aid used to hit so hard back in the day. It's never a Kool-Aid kid, man. This guy, it's never a cool. I just hate sugar. That was a sunny D kid. Actually, the purple drink at Perla's is purple Kool-Aid. Is that right? That's what they have. The waiter told me that.

So I didn't know Perla's had a purple drink. Oh, yeah. I'm not sure. Is that right? That's what they yeah the waiter told me that so I didn't know Pearls had a purple drink. Mm hmm. Oh yeah. Um first of all in that commercial, they're playing uh street hockey and they're playing with the uh the curve J sticks. Uh anybody if

you grew up playing roller hockey, my first hockey league I played in was with those J sticks. It's not like a regular hockey stick. It's like curved up like a J, hence the name. And I hadn't thought about that in like 20 years. And the fact that it's in that commercial is hilarious to me. It's just the sound of kids barreling through a fence. The sound is kind of like,

it's really funny on security footage. Don't do this. But if you do, you should get in trouble. But if you do, you wanna see the video of it. it's like it's really funny on You never know what's on the other side of that fence too. Yeah, well, there's like a dog Or like just a giant hole You ever go out back and just dig a big hole in your backyard. We no reason kids are getting concussed doing this Yeah, she's probably some dislocated shoulders what fence they don't give that easily No, that's what I was wondering about the integrity of these some of these look like they give way to me I feel like the plastic ones definitely give way easier But like imagine imagine this,

some shithead teen in your neighborhood Dave, just comes into your yard, comes barreling through your fence. I do not do that. And then boom, they're in a fiery inferno on the other side of it. They would probably know there's a fire on the other side. It's pretty obvious when there's a,

but if not, yeah, that'd be a lot of- You Kool-Aid man challenged the wrong fence, buddy. Wrong house, dude. Has that guy had a fire next to that fence since now? No. OK. Do you think these kids are going to FAFO? You mean like the wrong mess with the wrong homeowner?

FAFO. Yeah, I know what that means. The context I'm kind of looking for here. Do you think any of them will FAFO anybody like, I know what that means. I, I, the context I'm, I'm kind of looking for here. Do you think any of them will FAFO anybody like fuck around and find out? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, sure. This is funny. It would be kind of sick if, if somebody did it and like they got up and looked in the cool aid man was just there waiting for them. Yeah, that would be cool. I don't know how you would set that up. You know, they do like, um, during the holidays, the, like, the new popular thing is the inflatable lawn decorations. What if there's just an inflatable

Kool-Aid man? I could get behind that. And it's just year round. Put a Santa hat on. Oh, not just for you. You can put a Santa hat on if you want. Yeah, you could. I see people are doing the the giant, you know, the giant skeletons. People are leaving those up year round, I've seen and just putting different things on him to like, according to season. Yeah, you that's you're kind of looking for the HOA on that one. There's someone who lives near me. They live in a building and they have their giant skeleton sitting on the on the porch. Okay. And his feet are just like dangling over

the balcony. The apartment they don't care. That's crazy. I remember during COVID definitely the neighborhood by me try to organize a little Christmas cheer like had a little Christmas thing in summer to make people feel like good. And there was like a bunch of Christmas inflatables out in the middle of summer just during I've seen that done. Yeah. I was like, I was like, I guess this is okay. Doesn't it doesn't hit the same when it's 98 degrees outside. Now I'd much rather listen to insync or something. Right, yeah. Come on, man. Come on.

Maybe Backstreet Boys. Am I wrong? Is the Kool-Aid man, when he busts through, did he not like go, oh yeah? Like that's very macho man. But yeah, he is. Oh yeah. I think maybe not in this original one,

but definitely in the 90s. That looks like the original. You gotta really give him. The debut of the Kool-Aid man right there. Okay, that was like the, yeah, that was. That was one of the first. And he wasn't just doing fences, he was doing brick walls. Yeah, I remember brick walls later on.

Yeah, it became more dangerous. He would just enter your living room. Who's gonna fix this Kool-Aid man? Like, thank you for the drink. I'm glad you brought the Kool-Aid, but the door's right there, there's a working doorbell. Got a knocked. Thank you. right there there's a working doorbell gonna knocked thank you

sick you're welcome don't do this right you don't get any ideas don't coolade man my fence i might i might cool mate i might do it i already said i was gonna egg your fence this weekend i never did my parents house got egged one time. I was real mad about it too. I never found out who did it. That burns me that stuff like that happened and I don't know who did it to this day. Dude, I had two older sisters, man. We got egged all the time. We got papered. We got eggs. We got forked. We had gasoline poured on our lawn. Oh, that's fucking straight up destruction. Sorry. Would you rather have gasoline in the lawn or Kool-Aid man through the fence? And still it's damage. Either way, you got to fix something.

What did they spell with the gasoline or they just throw it everywhere? They spelled something. The big old penis, a pinnix. I would have because that's what I would have done. I never gasoline anybody because I don't that's just not my style, but I would have drawn like a big old wiener. You know what I'm saying? Okay, I'm pretty sure this weekend there's a crazy event happening.

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happening. Oh, okay. I got nothing. Absolutely nothing. I was going to maybe go to Will the Freezes of Derby party. But as of right now, nothing. You know what? Let's step out. Why don't you go get piss ass at the ball? Let's step out, Davey. Go get piss ass at the bar. I will. If you come with. I'll tell you why I can or cannot do that shortly.

Oh, good. This is good, Randy. You got nothing. You're the young, fun one. Young, good. This is good, Randy. You got nothing. You're the young, fun one. Young, dumb and full of fun. Yeah, I got nothing. Maybe. So what are you going to do to fill the time? I don't know.

Play video games. Do do read a book or something. OK, let me let me save the segment. I got a fun kid story speaking of video games. We were out back yesterday and he's got the little kids, little tiny trampoline that's got the ball you can hang on to.

We don't really use it that much anymore, but it's out there. And it says little tykes on it. And yesterday Rhodes goes, Dad, what's this say? I said, little tykes. He goes, what's that? I go, that's the company who makes it. And he goes, I wish it said video games. I was like, yeah, dude, that would be sick if it said video games. I was like yeah dude that would be sick if it said video games.

Is he playing video games? Okay I his cousin showed him the Switch and now at holidays they will play a little Switch and I have let him dabble um on the TMNT Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles arcade style video game on Xbox. I'm free to play. So he knows what a video game is. I think he just likes the whole concept and idea of video game. So he's just like, I just wish this trampoline said video games.

That's cute. You wouldn't be playing a video game, but just the fact that it says just says video games. Yeah, you know, maybe that's what I'll do. I did just get some graphic novels and I got a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles one. So I might says video games. Yeah. You know, maybe that's what I'll do. I did just get some graphic novels and I got a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles one. So, I might read

that one. Okay. Yeah. He wants to he asked today this morning actually for a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle book. So, I'm going to get him go and you'll also like this. So, we're eating pineapple. Pineapple. Very good for you. High fiber.

It's my favorite fruit. Uh he found a seed and he wanted to plant it. Okay. And we're like, well, here's the thing. You're gonna have a little trouble growing that, but that's okay. So we let them do it. And you know, when a kid plants a seed like that, they just kind of want to wait around and like watch it grow. Like doesn't work like that.

And it's also not going to grow cause a number of reasons, but we're going to get him into like the, we're going to get him some like seeds and flowers, something to grow that he can like watch and learn that shit. So we'll probably do that this weekend. That's cute, man. Yeah. Maybe some sunflowers. He's, I don't know.

Big weekend for the little guy. My sunflowers that I planted have been popping up pretty well. So those are easier to grow. So my neighbors grew like the sunflowers that they're like 15 feet high. They're very high, like over the fence high. And the problem is I just watched the squirrels come over and just grab them.

Just they're like dinner plate size sunflowers and we'll just, they'll just steal them and run off with them. The whole head? Yeah, they just fuck them up. It's messed up, dude. Fuck those squirrels. Yeah. Fuck them. I also got an avatar last airbender graphic novels that once I'm finished,

I'll let Parks pop far because I'm sure he'll probably enjoy those. He will. He will go. Here we go. Let's go to Dylan. Got one lined up. First of all, I got I got Parks a new baseball glove. I bought him. It's a Rawlings outfield glove. It's about it secondhand because it's already broken in because

he's having trouble. His glove right now is small. He keeps hitting on the palm and he's getting frustrated with it. I got him one with just a bigger web. Hopefully it helps him a little bit. That comes in today, actually. I think the guy right now is small. He keeps hitting on the palm and he's he's getting frustrated with it. I got him one with just a bigger web. Hopefully, it helps him a

little bit. Um that comes in today actually. So, I'm I'm going to see how he handles it but he's got a baseball game on Saturday but Friday, I think Chelsea and I are going to step out, do a little metal ranchos. Haven't been in a few

weeks. Ranchos, metal ranches, metal ranches, metal ranches. I'm I'm feeding for a knockout martini right now. Where did you go about finding the used glove? I found a website called sidelineswap.com. I'm going to check it out. Dude, it's cool. Because I need a glove and I don't want to pay full price. Yeah, and obviously it's not just baseball.

They have all different kind of just secondhand sports. You know like play it again sports? It's the online version of that basically. Okay. Yeah. Sick. 25 bucks is what I spent on this glove. That was it.

It's a nice glove. Just used. Yeah. Yeah, so Matt Arantio is on Friday night and then Saturday I mentioned he's got the game. Hopefully it's not gonna get rained out. The weather is looking a little iffy over the weekend. Yeah.

So I'm a little worried about that. And then I think the sun comes out Sunday. And so just be spending that outside. Maybe parks will wanna go swimming. Maybe do a Barton Springs stop. I don't know. I don't know. I'm excited.

I don't have much going on and I'm looking forward to that. Yeah, I believe we have at least one birthday party this weekend. So other than that pretty wide open Just kind of a lay low a little bit my fridge right now my my bullpen situation right now I think I've got two red stripes. I still have the IPA from paradox. That's P A R A D O X. And then I believe there's a modello in there. So I need to re up. That's not going to get me through the weekend, especially now that I might be like out front yard drinking with my neighbor. That's a new step in the neighborhood

relations. Hell yeah. Yeah. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Did I tell you about that? Yeah, I think I talked about that Monday. It does look damp. It does look damp. We'll see because we got T ball Saturday morning and I'd hate to miss another T ball. We had to miss one for Easter. That weekend we were out of town. So, I don't know, man. I don't think they make up these. They definitely don't make up these days. So like Yeah, it's just money wasted but

Might step out Saturday. I don't know if something came up could get out get after it I'm not trying to get piss ass like Randy, but We'll see Came and do it anymore man came and get piss ass anymore What the hell the heck? Any parting thoughts should we run it back? We're not going to run it back because I only had two on there

and then I decided it wasn't worth it so I just deleted them. One of them was, I'll give you one, Dave decided he's not going to watch the Kentucky Derby from the inside the confines of a shopping mall for some reason. That I can guarantee. For some reason.

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